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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. This is Loveline.
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Voiceover
With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew. Filling in for Dr. Bruce tonight. Be quiet. Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, Ken Jordan and Scott Kirkland here tonight. The Crystal Method, our dear, dear, dear, dear friends, bringing soft tacos and macadamia nuts. Awesome. Happy New Year. Yeah, same to you guys. We love you guys.
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No, no, we didn't bring those.
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Adam
Yeah. Place out in La Crescenta, La Canyada. I used to live where, here's the thing, the Crystal Method got started in the place that I lived for the last three years before I literally became a millionaire. Of course, you're still living there. La Crescenta, California, there's a Mexican food place called La Cabanita and it is awesome. It means, it's Spanish, I think it means heroin. You can't stop. Drew ate nine soft tacos and Drew's a man of passion.
8:53🔗
Adam
No, he's like a dog in that if you try to get something away from him or just got a digit too close to his puss, he might take one off.
9:05🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, it settles down. Yeah. It's like it could be your dog in the fight, the dog would still bite you if you're trying to break it up. If it was, you know, if it was game on. And that's how Drew is in the sack and at the table and on the table on rare occasion. The Crystal Method is nominated for a Grammy.
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Yeah. How about that?
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No, there really wasn't a category. It's a brand new category this year. Best Electronic Slash Dance Album. And there was no real category for electronic albums before. This is the first year. And we had our Legion of Booth came out in 04. And so it was eligible. And we got the nomination.
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Adam
The Crystal Method is is a band. I'm trying to it's a little hard to sort of categorize them. But I would say everyone knows who they are. Yep. Yes.
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Adam
I don't know if they know who they are. They just know the name. They probably picture a bunch of punks from Liverpool or something.
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You.
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Adam
I was down with the Crystal Method. I always knew who they were. They're very, they're very unassuming, almost pedestrian. But they bring that same genius. They bring that same blue collar work ethic to the dance floor every night. Yes. Yes. Yes. And so now finally, they've been recognized by the Academy and they're nominated on who you against. A bunch of Liverpool fags, right?
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Well, all British, actually.
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You're a good friend, Paul Oakenfold.
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Adam
Screw him. Oh, wait. Who is that? He was up here once. Yeah, he was up here. We didn't like him, did we?
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Baseman Jacks, Paul Randag, and Prodigy.
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Adam
Oh, Prodigy. Yeah. Now, have they been on the scene and we haven't known it or they make a comeback?
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They put out a new album. They went a long time between albums and they just put out their latest album towards the end of last year.
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Best electronic dance album. First year for them.
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Adam
He mentioned it three times ten minutes ago, Drew. You were just too busy belching up Tornitas.
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Adam
We're taking calls. We're going to hear something off of Legion of Boom, which is the nominated CD. When are the Grammys? March?
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February 18th. 13th.
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Adam
Oh, coming. That's going to be exciting. Yeah. Show up a couple of porn stars. It's going to be awesome. Yeah. Have you been to the Grammys?
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No. This will be our first time.
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Adam
Drew, have you been? No. As you know, I went to the Grammys. With the Dixie Chicks. Let me say this. They won two Grammys. This is a pre-... I'm sure they have 25 now, but this is the first two, which is the most important. I'm not saying anything, but I am pretty much two for two.
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We should take you. That's what he's saying.
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Adam
That's not what I'm saying, but that's exactly what I'm saying. You should take me. I'm almost guaranteed success, or you could look at it as I'm papped out. I'm out of Grammys.
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Adam
Yeah. Now, look, there are things I can do to a man. I mean, only a man knows. I know what you need, Ken. Let's face it. It comes in a hairier package, but I know. You close your eyes, you're all hopped up on champagne, the limo's dark. You're not going to know what hits you, brother. And we got those Grammys.
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Adam
Yeah. This thing of being with a hairy man will wear off long before those two Grammys will ever tarnish.
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That's all right.
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All right.
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All right.
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Hey. Well, my thing with sex is, I've been sexually active since I was 13, and the thing is whenever I went and engaged in sex within the first five minutes, the orgasm will be right at each other.
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Oh.
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After each other?
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Yeah.
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For example, the longest I can actually go if I have an orgasm is like 14 seconds, and if I try to hold them back, the next one will be like really big and strong, and I've tried going online and finding SSI to help me out.
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Drew
Wait a minute. You're what they call multiply orgasmic. You're blessed. Yeah, you're blessed. What are you doing?
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They will come after each other constantly, and they will physically drain me, and after an hour, I'll be physically drained, and the next hour, I will want it again, and I have tried exercises.
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No, it's not unpleasant. It physically drains me. That's the thing, but I don't like it.
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And the thing with me is, you know, I don't care how much it comes, but it physically just keeps interrupting, just keeps coming, and I would like to go have an orgasm. And I have tried, you know, vaginal exercises, but when I use them, they will make them more stronger in power.
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Wow.
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Hold on.
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What is the problem?
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I think I know what the problem is. She's complaining that she keeps on at orgasming, and she just wants to go with the flow and let her partner enjoy the moment.
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Drew
Yeah. What I'm hearing, as it's a little different, I'm hearing that you have multiple, multiple orgasms, which is a good thing, and only about 5 or 10 percent of women actually ever are capable of that. You're wired that way. That's what you have. But the problem is, as I hear it, you are never satisfied. You have to go until you're completely exhausted. Then an hour later, you want to go again.
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No. I will have all life I truly wanted. It's just I'm not going to stop because the orgasm will keep coming. I would just actually like to enjoy it without having them again. Like the longest time I can actually.
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As you say, each one isn't long enough. She says 14 seconds is really funny.
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When I have an orgasm, it looks like I'm having a seizure. That's what my boyfriend told me.
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I physically shake all over and I don't want to stop every second. For example, that's why I can't do a mission. Whenever we have a mission impossible, I'm swallowing off the bag because I can't hold the orgasm to the point where they have to hold me down in bed. Every couple of minutes, I don't care, but the longest I can not have an orgasm for 14 seconds, that means I have one.
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Drew
You understand that from a male's point of view, to say I'm having an orgasm, I can't enjoy, those words don't go together.
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They love that, but me, every second it just comes and comes and comes. I would like to be able to.
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Adam
You're breaking my heart, sweetie, with your, with you just at Niagara Falls, coming out of your vagina filled with orgasms.
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Drew
I thought at first she said that she can't, she has to exhaust herself physically, and then she wants to go down. She's not really sad.
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Drew
This is, she also let us in on a clue that she was sort of sexually abused. She let go when she was 13.
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Well, I'm African American.
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Because I was in high school at the age of 13. I was in 9th grade and, you know, homer came in early. What can I say? And so I was actually like to be able to control my orgasm to the point where...
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Drew
This is how she's wired. I've tried that one. And she's already been on SSRI. She's been on serotonin reuptake inhibitor.
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I've tried yoga meditation.
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I've tried exercising.
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Adam
How about you don't go into the bedroom with such incredible expectations? Don't try to control everything.
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Drew
Or maybe she feels ashamed that she's like seizing there with the guy. He's making fun of her or something. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine.
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It's good.
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Some pharmaceutical companies would like to study her.
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Drew
I've never talked to multiple orgasmic women for whom that is a problem, but they can't like manage it.
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Drew
Usually those are the ones that are like thinking all their friends are lying about how difficult it is to have an orgasm and they're just fine with it. All right.
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Adam
All right. Just get with the guy, get comfortable. But I think sexually, women come in and we talk to the other side of the coin all the time, which is I got to force an orgasm out of myself. I got to focus. I'm not focusing enough or how do I do it? Women can't go into the bedroom with a whole laundry list of goals. You know what I mean? They screw themselves up because they're not physically wired like we are. We can go in with a goal. For me, not pull a calf muscle, for instance, is one on top. I'll tend to cramp up on the calf.
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Drew
Think how different her wiring is though than other women who have trouble having orgasms. Right.
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Adam
All right. And then don't talk that way in front of any of my old girlfriends, by the way, though, because they'll freak out and try to kill you.
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Adam
Oh, I have millions of orgasms. I don't know what to do with my orgasms. I light a cigar with an orgasm every once in a while. I'm that rich with orgasms. All right, we got to break and eat more Mexican. That's true. I know we're going about 15 minutes early, but the stuff's getting cold, right?
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Adam
All right. The Crystal Method in Studio Tonight will hear a song. What's the longest track you have on Leech Up?
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Adam
Oh, there's one called Adam Eats a Churro. It's 14 minutes and 27 seconds long. Now seriously, what is the longest cut you got on here? You got, what do you think? Because I know the dance, the electronic and dance can be.
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The longest one I think is the long version of Bound Too Long, which is on there, which is about seven plus minutes.
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We'd fill up the half an hour pretty quickly.
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Adam
All right. Well, that's that. And the thing about the thing about the techno and the dance is electronic music is it doesn't exactly play like, like you wouldn't, you wouldn't want to hear the same Eagle song three times. But this is almost soundtrack. You know what I mean? It's just, it's, it's, it's almost, it's like they've, they've, they put music to your life.
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Yes.
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I think we could get away with that.
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Hello?
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Hey, what's going on?
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No.
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Yes, sir.
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I have a question for Dr. Drew. I was wondering what percentage of males can give themselves an oral? Ooh.
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Just can.
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Drew
No studies on that. That's not something the government likes spending its money on, I suspect, nor universities.
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Drew
Limber. Limber. And by the way, I would say less than half are interested in trying. Yeah.
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Adam
It's an interesting philosophical question that Jimmy and I have brought up at the morning show way back in the day many times, which is, do you do it if you get a shot at it? It's interesting.
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There was a Will Ferrell skit on Saturday Night Live where he was doing yoga and he finally was able to get all the way over and he was doing it.
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Adam
Well, here's the thing. Here's the arguments that people make, pro and con, because there is a camp.
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Adam
Okay. All right. But it's the difference between murder one and manslaughter, but still there's a body on the ground. You know what I mean? It's not quite the same, but still, it's the same neighborhood.
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Yeah. You have to be so focused on the oral sex that you would be homosexual.
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Adam
I'll tell you what I think I could do. I think I could use it as a little kickstart. You know what I mean? Just a little something to get me head in the right direction.
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Ron Jeremy always says he can do it, right? He's one of the clumsy kids.
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Adam
Yeah. And here's the thing too, by the time you can get there, there's almost no technique involved. You know what I mean? You just don't have enough to work with. The question is, what if you could pull your thing off and just plant it on a bar? Would you do it? Would you do it? And then what if your mom caught you? That'd be weird. And you'd be like, no, no, mom, this is mine. I mean, oh, Christ, don't tell dad. That's when you have to yell when she ran out.
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Adam
What percentage of guys do you think could make contact with the penis with their tongue?
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Adam
Fraction of, really? I think many guys in certain cultures, like certain African cultures, longer, leaner, you know what I mean? I think they could do it. I think it may be up around... Gymnasts. Gymnasts. I think it could be up to around 2% who could make contact.
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I got you.
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Okay. I'll give that.
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No. Okay.
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Claire?
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What's up, Claire?
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The Crystal Method
Hey, guys. Basically, about two years ago, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend at the time. You know, I took birth precautions, I had my birth control, and I had my... obviously, I used protection.
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Hey, Claire?
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Ever.
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Yeah.
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Adam
If you could get to my penis, would you put it in your mouth? Now hold on, this is a study we're doing.
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Yeah, I see.
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The Crystal Method
Okay, well basically, I mean, so now I was traumatized by the whole thing because I, you know, I asked my boyfriend at that time and he said he was, you know, clean and everything. And I mean, I know you can't really go by asking, taking people's word for it, but.
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Drew
Women, women for the same thing, but they're, roughly 50% of the people in the city where you live have that. They're young and sexually active.
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The Crystal Method
Well, as a result, you know, I guess I've been traumatized with it because, you know, I mean, what a way to go. I mean, you know, first time.
25:43🔗
Drew
Wait, wait, wait, but Clare, listen, if you're sexually active and you live in Chicago, you're going to have this virus. That's the probability.
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Adam
It was rough. At first, I was angry at myself. It was uncomfortable. Phone call. I got to say.
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So she said, what a way to go like she had died.
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Adam
Yeah. Now, listen, Clare, now, Drew, you dumped acetic acid on my penis and hit it with a woods light. Didn't see it.
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Yeah.
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Drew
Some sort of magic trick. I know it. But the point is... Maybe you want the chapstick. I mistook it for the...
26:49🔗
Adam
.that are young, almost 50 percent. That's what they say. And you say, what? That's incredible. A lot of people don't know they have it.
26:55🔗
Drew
Yes. And a lot of people... It's not a big deal. For men, it means nothing. And for women, it can be managed rather easily. So let's talk to her about it.
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She doesn't have a question about it.
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Something hot and spicy.
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Adam
Yeah. From the Crystal Taco. Anderson blew a basket over there. No, I think he's not high tonight. Anderson, where did you find this taco song? It's a South Park taco song. You watch South Park every night. You never heard the taco song?
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The Crystal Method
I'm sorry. Basically, I guess you could say I was traumatized by the whole thing and I was upset and angry. Eventually, after we broke up anyways, but eventually I managed to find a new boyfriend. Now I told him, I explained to him the thing, and he's practically still scared. I mean, he's scared and I can understand that, but I mean, I try to understand.
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The Crystal Method
A dildo, yeah. Yeah. Or a vibrator. I'm sorry, a vibrator. And I've never used that even before.
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The Crystal Method
And so, you know, I went to the store and I just happened to grab the one off. I went in by myself and I didn't want to be stuck there, so I grabbed the one I first saw and it was a nine-inch one. So anyway, I'm having a hard time inserting it and I use lubrication. And I don't know, I mean, and I don't even feel any sensation, is it because I'm still...
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Adam
Claire, but let me say this. The vibrator, you don't need to put in you. You can just kind of put it on you.
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Drew
Yeah, they're not meant to be abused on the outside, right? You understand that's where you...
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Oh, wow.
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The Crystal Method
No, seriously. I mean, so, you know, basically we try... I mean, I get more sensation on the outside than on the inside. And he's telling me, come on, you know, you can do it. And he gets so frustrated, and I'm frustrated. And it's just like, I don't understand. Maybe...
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This is the new boyfriend that's afraid of the ward.
29:47🔗
Adam
Because these guys work off commission. So you shouldn't trust them. They'll say, oh, that dildo looks great on you. But that dildo makes you look thin. They'll sell you a whole line. They'll tell you the 2005s are coming in and it's dealing days. We got to move. We got to move stock.
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Adam
I got to say this. I got to be honest. Three minutes ago, I'm thinking, let's play a Crystal Taco. We'll play the song. The song will be four minutes. That'll lead us into the break. We get eight minutes. I'll get a taco in me. But Clare came back so strong with this vibrator story.
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Adam
I think it was a dildo then turned into a vibrator. No, maybe it is. Does everyone know the definition?
30:49🔗
I think that's the difference. Your boyfriend is afraid of one of the warts.
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The Crystal Method
I don't know. I mean, I'm really frustrated. And, you know, he keeps, I guess, putting the blame. He's like, well, you know, I don't know, he just says, see what you've done. You know, you basically.
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Are they visible? I don't know. I'm not too familiar with general words.
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Drew
Right. You don't know it. But most people have it, Clare. You don't seem to get that through your head, no matter how often I say it. And you just wear a condom, and that tends to reduce the risk of transmission.
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Is she honest? Does she need to be this honest with her boyfriend?
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What about the condom?
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Adam
I'm not done with her. The Crystal Method is here tonight. We're going to hear something off the Legion of Boom. Nominated for Grammy, everybody. They might be bringing the Good Luck Charm with them in February. Are there any more tacos in that bag?
31:49🔗
I don't know if there are any more tacos.
31:51🔗
Seriously? There's a lot of chips and salsa.
31:54🔗
The salsa's good. We'll have to take a look.
31:56🔗
Adam
Adam's looking for a taco. Someone's got to head into La Caminita and break into that place because I need another taco. All right. We'll check that out and we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Scott and Ken here tonight. The Crystal Method is the name you know them by. The Legion of Boom is the name of the Grammy nominated CD you heard Drew just put down. Why don't we... Got some of that Moli sauce in me.
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That's good.
33:05🔗
Drew
And then freaked out about having HPV, but is now diligently trying to make her current boyfriend happy, who's telling her that she's ruined everything, so therefore he's gonna make it right by making her use a dildo.
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The Crystal Method
No, actually, I'm sorry. I called it a dildo, but it's a vibrator because it's battery-operated. He told me to go, why don't we try it? So he sent me to go and get it.
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Adam
He did, okay. It's also a vibrator if it runs off 110, 220 or propane. Actually, I found two.
33:47🔗
The Crystal Method
Basically, I grabbed, I mean, I've never been in those places before, those type of places. And I was the only girl there and I got freaked out enough. People staring at me.
33:56🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute. Wait, did they have to fire it up before they gave it to you? Because they do, there's no returns.
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The Crystal Method
Actually, it was just going to joke around and ask him what's the return policy on that. But I think that's too scary.
34:07🔗
Adam
They fire them up. They fire them up to let you know they're working because you can't come back.
34:12🔗
Drew
She's jovial. She's never been in a sex shop before. In there is joking around with the guy while she has the 9-inch tilde on the counter. What's the return policy here?
34:24🔗
Drew
Very good natured about this. But here's the deal. I have two questions. A. Why doesn't he perform oral sex on you?
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No?
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B.
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Drew
Why doesn't he put a condom on and have sex with you? Because if he has another girlfriend, she's going to have warts too, because that's just the probability.
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He does want her to have some joy, so he can... he asks her...
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.to get the vibrator.
35:05🔗
Drew
Yeah, but he's demanding that she insert a nine-inch needle there when she wins a little bit.
35:13🔗
So you just perform oral on him?
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Yeah, basically.
35:19🔗
That's why he said, yeah, go, honey, go get a vibrator. Work it out on your own.
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After I'm done, take this.
35:25🔗
Yeah, I want to go watch... Hey, that's the vibrator, not the remote.
35:29🔗
Drew
Give me the remote. Yeah, this is the guy who does it. I mean, Claire, you don't put up with this.
35:33🔗
Adam
Claire, we don't like this guy. No, you don't. No, and I don't think you should, either. okay, Claire, here's what's going on. You're walking around feeling like damaged goods. Yeah, I do.
35:45🔗
Adam
I know. You have something that half the people between, you know, 18 and 35 have in metropolitan areas, and you're walking... half the supermodels out there probably got this.
36:14🔗
Drew
Claire, I'm a doctor. Another doctor's told you the same thing. Why can't you believe us?
36:19🔗
The Crystal Method
Because I guess it's with the person that I care so much about keeps telling me.
36:24🔗
Adam
This guy's not a good guy. You're feeling like damaged goods, and he's making sure you feel like damaged goods. Meanwhile, he's doubling down on his oral pleasure. I don't like this guy.
36:38🔗
Adam
Go get a nice guy. Put a condom on and go to town. And you'll probably find a guy who has it.
36:45🔗
Drew
I find it bizarre that two professionals tell you the same thing independently, and you're going to just dismiss that?
36:54🔗
Is this just your second person that you've had sex with?
36:58🔗
The Crystal Method
I didn't even have sex with him yet. I mean, I'm sure I have to, but I mean...
37:03🔗
Drew
He's the second guy she's been sexually active with. You're not being stubborn. You're insistent on feeling bad. You've got to feel ashamed. For some reason, you need to feel ashamed. That's why I asked you about sexual abuse. All right, stop it.
37:21🔗
Adam
All right, that's enough. That's enough. I don't like this guy. No, no, no. And by the way, this is grounds for dismissal. I don't need to hear any more about him. I don't care if he's good to the elderly. I don't care if he's a Catholic big brother, or he donates his weekends to the retarded folks. He is a bad guy. He needs to go.
37:42🔗
I don't know why she's so day. I know.
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Yeah.
38:04🔗
Yeah.
38:09🔗
A year ago, I got herpes and I had a reaction for a couple of days. And my doctor told me that throughout the year, I might get a reaction again. And I haven't. I'm wondering, is that normal?
38:22🔗
Yeah.
38:35🔗
Was she wondering if she didn't have an outbreak? If that's normal?
38:39🔗
No. I had an outbreak once, but I haven't had one since. And it's been a year.
38:47🔗
I've never had one since. No, she's... I've never had one.
38:50🔗
Drew
Well, it's A, as you're thinking, it's possibly a misdiagnosis. Because really the recurrence is what defines the disease. And if you don't see a recurrence, it's rather unusual. It happens. That's rather unusual. And some people have very, very infrequent outbreaks. Have you had the same partner that whole year?
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No.
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Yeah. The guy who gave it to me said he didn't and he ran off.
39:10🔗
And I never heard from him.
39:13🔗
Because I like that.
39:14🔗
Adam
And did it make that sound? That sound where it sounds like a paint can with a ball in it?
39:19🔗
Yeah, it was like some foil motion running.
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There you go.
39:35🔗
Drew
It's possible that wasn't herpes. It's not uncommon for there to be a misdiagnosis. It's very hard to clarify the diagnosis because you can only really definitively diagnose when there's an outbreak through viral culture. I don't trust the blood test. I think they're very inaccurate.
39:48🔗
Drew
Because everyone gets exposed to that virus. So to test antibodies is just a very poor way to do it.
39:55🔗
Drew
You have a lot of false positives, a lot. You have to have a very high suspicion. There's something here about the rosy colored pea though. What was that?
40:08🔗
For the past three days, pea is yellow and my pea has always been yellow.
40:24🔗
It's been coming out like a peach color.
40:28🔗
Maybe I was on my period if I was spotting.
40:35🔗
No burning sensation.
40:37🔗
Drew
Here's the deal. Here's the deal. That's why I want to take her call quickly. It could be a urinary tract infection. That's probably the most common reason someone your age would... The peach color, the pinky color is blood. The most common reason would be a urinary tract infection and or as you suspect your period contaminating it. But blood in the urine is actually a very serious... It is. Very serious.
40:59🔗
Drew
It's more serious. It is. It can mean immediate and intrinsic severe disease of the kidney itself. Blood in the stool in somebody her age would not be a big deal. It would be hemorrhoid 99 times out of 100. But blood, genuine blood in the urine, if it's not a urine infection, you need a kidney evaluation. Because there are many different kidney diseases that cause actual blood in the urine.
41:23🔗
Drew
I can tell you, I've never seen crenated blood cells in the urine and non-crenated blood cells.
41:26🔗
Adam
Well, let's get into that over some urination ourselves. The Crystal Method is in the studio tonight. We need to... I shouldn't say need to. We would like to hear something off of the Grammy nominated CD, Legion of Boom.
41:40🔗
I have our first song written down right here.
41:46🔗
All right.
44:52🔗
Dear, dear, dear.
44:54🔗
Taco, packin.
44:56🔗
Adam
Crystal Method. Scott and Ken here tonight. Another good one. From Legion of Doom. Grammy nominated. All right, we'll hear something else in the 11 o'clock hour. When we come back from this brief break, we'll speak to Tracy. Bisexual for about four years.
45:14🔗
Since 13.
45:25🔗
If you need help, call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.
45:42🔗
Drew
My kizzr, my kizzr, my kizzr, I see you don't lose it. It's all kizzr. It's always like my kizzr. It's always like one zoom, one z, one zoom, zoom, z.
46:00🔗
Dr. Drew in the hizzy.
46:06🔗
Adam
The Crystal Method in studio tonight. Ken and Scott, both here representing. They're all of the Crystal Method, by the way. Do you guys ever get confused, think they're more people, think they're different color, different ethnicity or come from a different part of the world? You must surprise people.
46:27🔗
They assume we're British a lot. And, you know, they'll say, what do you play? You know?
46:34🔗
Right.
46:35🔗
There was a guy once that went around Arizona pretending he was Ken Jordan.
46:39🔗
Wow.
46:40🔗
And he was getting in the strip clubs and trying to get him in the parties by saying he was Ken Jordan.
46:45🔗
But he was actually, he was trying to buy cars and ripping people off. Oh, really?
46:49🔗
Yeah. Really?
46:54🔗
Because a lot of people don't know what we would look like.
46:56🔗
Right.
46:57🔗
He actually went to a few of our shows and was saying he was from some clothing company and everything. This whole time he was gathering all this information. And after about three shows, we kicked him out forever because he was just so weird. He lied about everything.
47:11🔗
He kept promising us clothes and he showed up one day and he like pulled these clothes like out of a bag. He's like, here, this is my clothing line. This is all fresh stuff. And it had like tags from like stores. You could just tell he just ripped it off.
47:23🔗
Adam
This is a La Tigre. Come on, dude. Hey, what is it about coming up with your own clothes line that just sort of takes flaky people and just turns them into really felons? Like, I don't know what it is, but you show me a guy who's trying to get his own clothing line off the ground and I'm going to show you a guy I can't hang with. What is that? It's the sort of retarded entrepreneurial spirit. There's nothing worse. You know what I'm talking about?
47:51🔗
Drew
It's trying to get at the easy money. You know what I mean? It's entrepreneurial, but it's...
47:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, something happened with clothing that everyone thought they could do it and everyone thought they had a cool idea for a t-shirt or some shorts and so everyone got into it. Jimmy's brother-in-law was starting a little clothing line many years ago and he had about a thousand t-shirts printed up and it was a t-shirt. It said, let's see, scars heal, losing doesn't. And I had to point out to him that one of the definitions of a scar doesn't go away. That's the difference between a cut and a scar is that it doesn't.
48:37🔗
Adam
Let me show you. Let me show you. I got a smallpox vaccination in 1964. It's still clear as it was the day they did it.
48:45🔗
Adam
It's a scar. Yes, that's what I had to explain to him, but he already had a thousand units printed up.
48:53🔗
Adam
It was worth it for just Jimmy, because when I explained it to Jimmy, yeah, it was a good laugh. It was a good laugh. Later, we had him print up like a thousand man-show shirt, and he was able to make it up. But scars heal, losing doesn't, I thought. No, not really.
49:16🔗
All right.
49:23🔗
The Crystal Method
Yeah. I have a question. Me and my boyfriend just now decided, because he has an ex-girlfriend, and we just now decided to invite his ex-girlfriend back into our relationship because we both like her. And I was just wondering if that's like any type of wrong.
49:45🔗
Drew
Any type of wrong. Any type of wrong. I see. In what sense wrong? What are you looking for?
49:50🔗
The Crystal Method
Like, do you think that it's like, do you think other people would not like accept the fact that we're doing this?
49:57🔗
Drew
I think other people will react to it. I think your relationship won't survive it, but I don't think it's going to survive anyway. I think whenever you have a threesome, it tends to create feelings in at least one of the people involved that they don't expect.
50:14🔗
Drew
This is of course him, as soon as you mentioned that you were kind of attracted to him going into high gear with it.
50:18🔗
Adam
I mean, you know what the equivalent to this is? Like, we talk to this all the time where it's like, we, me and my boyfriend, we and the guy saying, yeah, me and my girl, the side that you know what the equivalent event is for the guy, the wedding, the wedding. We picked out these flowers. We settled on these color schemes. We, yeah, yeah.
50:37🔗
Drew
The only time I ever heard guys talk like that is we decide I need to stop doing heroin. That's when the we kicks in.
50:58🔗
Adam
That's true. All right. Heroins and weddings. Heroin and weddings are where the we comes in, but not with the threesomes.
51:05🔗
Yeah.
51:13🔗
Yeah.
51:41🔗
Adam
Oh, so you know he's a gem. Well, if you find out he's a roofer, we have to start calling him sir. I think you get knighted when you go up to a roof.
51:54🔗
Last weekend.
52:07🔗
What else?
52:10🔗
The Crystal Method
He doesn't like to do anything unless he has to work. Like, he'll stay at home and won't do anything unless he actually has to.
52:19🔗
No, he doesn't drink.
52:23🔗
I don't think he ever drank.
52:45🔗
How about your mom?
52:47🔗
She's...
52:49🔗
She got a boyfriend? Yeah.
52:55🔗
Adam
No. Okay. All right. I gotta put her on hold because the feedback's driving me nuts. Uh, here's the thing. Something's going on with Tracy. I can hear a little girl voice. Just a daddy who's in the trades is abuse enough. He seems sort of distant. She seems like she has a mentality of an 11-year-old. Um, this is gonna end in chaos. Don't get pregnant. That's the thing. And you're not gonna... The picture's not gonna become clear as you sample more varieties of sexuality. It's gonna get fuzzier. But if you're gonna do it, go ahead and do it. Do not get pregnant. And I don't want to see you in junior college.
53:32🔗
Adam
Yeah. And in military. That would be good. The Crystal Method is here tonight. Take a quick break. Be right back after this.
53:39🔗
All right, guys.
53:40🔗
Here's the deal.
53:41🔗
You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?
54:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Scott and Ken here tonight from The Crystal Method. Well, they are The Crystal Method. The Legion of Boom, name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that.
54:19🔗
Oh, my God.
54:26🔗
Oh, boy.
54:27🔗
Drew
I just heard the Southern Conference Edison going on the radio and talking about how this, we're having another winter storm coming through Los Angeles area.
54:33🔗
Adam
How this time on a second. Here's the thing. If we're in winter and there's a storm coming through, you don't need the winter storm. No, I mean them.
54:43🔗
Drew
Because everywhere else in the country has storms all year round. We just have them only in the winter here, really.
54:52🔗
Drew
In any event, they were gloating about how, well, you know, we had lots of problems last time, but we got it all ironed out.
54:58🔗
Adam
No, no, no, no, they did not. No, they did not. And first off, I cannot, I, I just, I live to go home and watch my TiVo. And, and I don't read, as you know, Drew.
55:17🔗
I know.
55:18🔗
Drew
You say, you told your wife you were gonna do it, or you're gonna have her read it to you.
55:28🔗
Do you have an audio version of it? An audio version of it?
55:40🔗
Adam
The point is no power when I come home and I'm going out of my mind. Now, I have a generator, but the generator is hooked up and not hooked up. So by the light of the headlights of my car, I'm out there trying to fire that thing up at one in the morning with the five horsepower briggs and Strand. And I'm sort of gingerly trying to flip breakers to see if something goes on inside the house, a thousand trips in to see if the microwave light is blinking or not, back around again. I can't get the gate closed. The gate's an ingenious design, which is it's like an automatic, like an electric gate. But when the power goes out, it just comes open and it just stays open. And you can't get it closed. You can unlock it and close it. But then the motor starts running. It has a battery in it and it's like ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. I'm in there with a screwdriver, like a flashlight down on the hedge, undoing the front box, doing the electrical box, the gate trying to disengage the thing, just pulling plugs out. It's two in the morning, going insane. And I'm thinking, you know, and oh, I came back. I announced this is this night. Oh, let's put it this way. If you said you're going to do it tomorrow night or pay a thousand dollars, I would pay the thousand dollars in a heart beat. And this has happened like three times because where I live, the power goes out. There's some sort of problem. Here's all I'm saying. Fix it. Can we fix it? Because here's the thing. This neighborhood, it's like the high roller suite of these are taxpayers, boy.
57:18🔗
Drew
Listen, I was I was at the MGM Disney Studios in Florida yesterday and you have this Ride the Movies thing. When you get on the ride, there's a picture of the Hollywood Hill by the Hollywood sign and your houses are painted on to the damn wall.
57:35🔗
Adam
Yeah. No power. Just as much power on the pictures I had at home. And then my wife's like, you know, of course, there's like flashlights and bathrobes and it's freezing cold. And my wife says, well, you know, when's the power coming? I said, look, well, I know when the power is coming back on. She said, when? It's 5 a.m. Of course, it'll be on at 5 a.m. Here's when it'll go on. Here's when the power is coming on. It won't go on before 2 a.m. because I'm going to bed at 2 a.m. And I will not let me enjoy 10 seconds of Sports Center. So that's not going to happen. It's not going to come on at 8 a.m. when the sun's up. Like, it will kick on at 4.30 or 5 so that the TVs and the lights and the stereo and all the other junk will kick on in the middle of the night. It wouldn't make sense for it to come on at 8 in the morning. And it wouldn't make sense for it to come on at 1.30 at night. It'll come on if I came on at about 4.35. Perfect. Boom. Pow. And here's all I'm saying. What do I get? Where's my compensation? I need something. I wasted a goddamn night and it's been three. It's been three in like the last 10 days. All I'm saying is fine. You guys are screwing up. You're not putting the equipment, whatever. I need to be compensated. It's killing me. This guy could have killed. I should have killed myself last night.
58:50🔗
Drew
You're going to go out some sort of rampage running on the street through your screwdriver.
58:53🔗
Adam
I'm going like a madman in his bathrobe with a Phillips head. I was going crazy last night. I'm trying to fire up the generator. It's true. You don't feel any of this. Imagine just 12 hours at a time, pow, 8 hours, 12 hours every other day, boom, all day. Awful. Naked.
59:17🔗
It feels horrible.
59:19🔗
Adam
You realize how dependent you are on the TiVo's heroin, man. No TiVo. I got to get a crank hooked up to that thing or something. I was going insane.
59:29🔗
No, TiVo.
59:30🔗
We're TiVo from way back.
59:33🔗
Yeah. You got the new HD TiVo box?
59:35🔗
I got it.
59:36🔗
Adam
Yeah. I got that too. Oh, that day. No, my precious TiVo. I cried in a fetal position next to it last night.
59:45🔗
You know, but you're honest. I'm like, as a generator with TiVo, you'd never be without TV because the satellite power is not going out. Do we set it?
59:52🔗
I got it.
59:55🔗
Adam
No, I do. I do have the generator hooked to TiVo. That's a long story. And I actually did that thing where I just sitting there alone at two in the morning in a pitch black house. And I did that. I did that thing where I pointed at the TV and I went and how? Come on, baby.
1:00:12🔗
Come on.
1:00:13🔗
Of course. All right.
1:00:14🔗
Adam
For God damn 30. Of course it went on at 430 because I actually wouldn't have wanted it. Like you said to me, is there a time when you don't want the power to come back on? I would have said, yeah, between four and six, probably. I really don't need it to come on at 5 a.m. and kick everything on. Yep. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Chad?
1:00:36🔗
Yes.
1:00:46🔗
Adam
Let me tell you about karma too for all you pussies that believe in that. Drew, you dodged a bullet last night because we had Lincoln Park in here last night.
1:00:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, we did. Yeah, we did like it. No, we like those guys and we had Uvastank in here and they're raising money for the tsunami.
1:01:06🔗
Adam
Relief thing. Then Bruce started, well, Adam's literally a millionaire. Three grand I dropped on those guys.
1:01:20🔗
Adam
Should have gave five? Five. What do I get? My refrigerator running for five? What's it going to take to get some Tiva? Twenty grand? There's no God. I just-
1:01:30🔗
Drew
Well, not for them, the good side, but all those people at the victim of those tsunamis, they were all being punished by God.
1:01:41🔗
Drew
There's all this news now coming out, the people at the religious groups have decided that-
1:01:52🔗
Drew
By the way, it should have happened in, like, Connecticut, if we're going to have it somewhere. You know what I mean? Florida.
1:01:57🔗
Adam
Let's say this, though. If you are one of these people that sort of buys the act of God, and even, I think insurance might call it an act of God, it's like almost sort of clinically or technically an act of God, a tsunami, then if this is in fact an act of God, maybe we shouldn't be helping out. Maybe we're tampering with his will.
1:02:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, he was sweeping the unrighteous out to sea or something, and we got in there with a life preserver and a sack of bisquick. Maybe we shouldn't. Think about it. I'll get that three back. I get that three back.
1:02:54🔗
Adam
Well, you can't. You're playing God, Drew. As a doctor, you play God. And you can't play God. I can't act God. You can't play God.
1:03:02🔗
Adam
You could act God for like a mini series, but you couldn't play God like a normal life.
1:03:18🔗
Caller
Well, my wife is eight months pregnant, and I'm having trouble getting into the mood for sex.
1:03:37🔗
Adam
It's always a bad sign when they go, I married her. Do you love your wife? I married her.
1:03:49🔗
Caller
No, it's not that. It kind of makes you feel weird knowing that there's something inside there.
1:03:55🔗
Caller
It just takes my mind off of the sex, and she got mad at me because I didn't want to have sex, and she thinks it's her, and it's not.
1:04:04🔗
Drew
Well, women, they can obviously feel vulnerable during times like this. Their bodies are changing a lot, and they feel very sexual oftentimes during that last trimester. So, Chad, how about just kind of give one up for the gipper?
1:04:15🔗
Adam
I can see being sort of psychologically weird knowing that the gardener's kid was inside of your wife, and you're having sex. Is it your kid, Chad?
1:04:47🔗
Adam
Uncle Chad, yeah. Actually, Uncle Chet. That sounds like a guy who's going to fill you up. What's going on? Are you making enough money to raise this kid?
1:05:05🔗
Adam
Right this second. This very second. What are you doing? Because I'm working, brother. What are you doing?
1:05:18🔗
Drew
By the way, let me take a beat here. First time that the response to the question, what are you doing?
1:05:34🔗
Adam
Here's what you're going to need to do. You're going to need to get a raise. You know how to do that? You have to fake a stage robbery and then thwart it.
1:05:53🔗
Caller
I have one more. One more question. I get really mad when she starts talking about her ex-boyfriends and the guy she had sex with. They put a mental picture in my head.
1:06:07🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, OK, Chad, you're here. Let me let me say something to you. This is why you're not supposed to have kids and get married and check up and everything at 20, because you got energy. Emotionally, you have too much energy. You get a little older, you don't care.
1:06:26🔗
Adam
Right. Here's here's the thing, Chad. You are married. You do have a child on the way. You have to act wiser than your years. All right. Now, she shouldn't taunt you with that stuff. And you should just tell her not to taunt you with it and to please not bring it up. Focus on the kid. Focus on being a dad. You don't have time to be immature to focus on these nonsensical things. All right.
1:06:57🔗
Adam
Yeah, nonsensical. Not the right word. But what I meant is is you must you must prioritize that you can do. Look, if you're in your third year of college and your girlfriend was with your college was with your roommate or something like that, go ahead and do it. Get drunk and do whatever. If you're working and you're out of the house and you got a kid coming, all you do is focus on making more money. That's right. And making the place safe for the kid.
1:07:21🔗
Drew
And go ahead and double down on the on the wife a little bit. Come on. Yes. Let me let me reassure you, Chad, the baby is not aware of you're having sex with the mom.
1:07:30🔗
Adam
I don't know. I think I remember my dad. As a matter of fact, I'm pretty sure of a dent in my head. I'm pretty sure.
1:07:38🔗
Adam
No, I know. But I mean, I was suspicious about this sort of a dent I had in one day. I took my dad's penis and it fit in like a lock and key just snapped into it.
1:08:06🔗
Adam
Look, if you look closely at my chin, you can see a sack groove. Oh, that's a good name for your next album. Sack groove, Groovy Sack, Crystal Methods, Sack Groove. No, Groovy Sacks. You're trying too hard now. Let them let them use their imagination.
1:08:27🔗
Adam
Get your sack groove on. Get your best girl out on the dance floor and move your sack around. You know what I mean? Yeah. Lift your sack. Everyone hands up. Lifting the sack. Yeah, Drew.
1:09:05🔗
Drew
10. Okay. I'll say eight because I hear an eight-year-old talking when I close my eyes.
1:09:11🔗
Adam
Now, her question has nothing to do with being molested, but one syllable out of jazz, and that's molestation.
1:09:16🔗
Drew
We hear that little girl voice. She's 23 years old. You have a 23-year-old on the line, and the moment she picks up the phone, it sounds like you're talking to a six-year-old.
1:09:41🔗
Adam
No, I know. No, that's how I knew. I felt it on my knee. Yeah. Oh, he's part of the two percent. He can get to himself, and does, and does. Chess? All right.
1:09:58🔗
The Crystal Method
Like, every time I have sex, like, I just can't get into it. Like, I just, I can't pay attention.
1:10:04🔗
Drew
All right. Well, because you probably are flashing back or, you know, the trauma when you're abused when you're a kid.
1:10:22🔗
Drew
Oh, does your mom know he did this? Oh, Jess. Can you please get some help with this? It's a very difficult situation. You're living with the perpetrator. He just did it one time.
1:10:57🔗
The Crystal Method
No, I went to a liberal arts school, so it was called politics. But I'm going back to get my teaching certificate right now.
1:11:09🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Idaho is the state that's known for its liberal arts, Dr. Drew. I think most of the free thinking and new ideas come from Idaho because they got the white supremacists over there. Yeah. All right, Jess, how about a little therapy for the abuse you suffered at the hands of your horrible father?
1:11:31🔗
Drew
The reason you can't experience yourself sexually is that that was all robbed from you long ago.
1:11:36🔗
The Crystal Method
If you want to reconnect with all that, it's something you're going to need some help I had sex with my best friend a couple of weeks ago, and I really care about him and stuff, but it's just- Jess?
1:11:56🔗
Adam
I look at it that way. It's like what you have between the guy drives the limo and the kid's partying in the backseat. People outside of the limo don't hear you.
1:12:10🔗
Drew
Then you yell out the window to people once in a while and that's how they get to hear.
1:12:17🔗
Drew
Okay. Well, as long as they get to hear it somehow. So go ahead, tell her what I just said.
1:12:21🔗
All right.
1:12:22🔗
Wait.
1:12:35🔗
Adam
You've got to, wait, I got a quick question. Your dad is where now? Is he in Reno where you are?
1:13:25🔗
Adam
I don't like this guy, but I do admit he has range. I have to admire his range. Novel. I have to admire the cat's range. I'll give him that. I don't respect him. I don't like what he is, but I will say, guys in pit helmets and knee-high socks don't usually do the molesting. Yes? No. That's rangy. All right. So Jess, you're smart. You went to college. You're going back to get your teaching credential. Avail yourself of some of the services the college has. Get some...
1:13:59🔗
Drew
I'm going to reiterate what I said, which is you're going to have great difficulty experiencing yourself sexually. I dare say you will not.
1:14:08🔗
Drew
And if you do start experiencing yourself sexually, it will probably evoke a bunch of flashbacks, and you'll tend to be attracted to very abusive guys. Not a good situation if without some help.
1:14:30🔗
Adam
At least you got that. All right. Give yourself some help, baby. It will make you a better teacher. It's true. Okay. All right.
1:14:41🔗
Caller
I was just thinking, what is a shale? He must be like a shale or something. No, no, no.
1:14:46🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what would sort of make sense if you realized you work for some oil company.
1:14:51🔗
Drew
That's what I'm saying. He pulls oil out of shale and he's way out in the outskirts somewhere trying to find ways to pull more oil out of stone, basically. Ask her.
1:15:43🔗
Adam
I'm picturing treasure of Sierra Madre. That's what I'm picturing. I tell you, boys, riches.
1:15:49🔗
Drew
Wait, let's start just tomorrow. Come on, just real quick. Is he really go to, did he go to? Jess?
1:15:59🔗
All right.
1:16:03🔗
Uh-huh.
1:16:06🔗
The Crystal Method
I don't really know. Like, my older brother is like 12 years older than me.
1:16:13🔗
The Crystal Method
I don't think so. Then I know like my younger brother and him are really close. So...
1:16:19🔗
Adam
It just, I know you hear about it so much. He's almost like a pedestrian. But imagine your dad coming at you sexually.
1:16:33🔗
Adam
And this is going on for a few years. And you can hear the wood floor creak and he's coming up the hall. And mom, oops, 1030.
1:16:50🔗
Drew
I'm just saying, think what women have to put up with. I'm just saying that even in the normal situation, women are stuck.
1:16:57🔗
Adam
Are you not attracted to me anymore? Is that what you're saying? I put a couple pounds on. That's no big deal. I've worked that right off. That's just a little holiday.
1:17:07🔗
Adam
That's all right. I don't have to get into a two-piece for another six months. Drew's not attracted to me anymore. All right, everybody. Let's take ourselves a little break, The Crystal Method, in tonight. We'll hear something else off their Legion of Boomer CD, and we'll talk to more of yous after this.
1:17:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. Get it on. Got to get it on. No choice but to get it on. Freak out, get it on. It's The Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Ken and Scott are here tonight from The Crystal Method. Dear, dear, dear, dear friends.
1:18:18🔗
Adam
97. At least from then, right? I like legible. That's Clive. Clive Barker, yeah. What happened to Clive?
1:18:35🔗
Adam
All right. We will hear something from the Crystal Method. First, we're going to take a call. Sherman and Alex taking ecstasy.
1:18:46🔗
Yeah.
1:18:50🔗
What's up?
1:18:51🔗
Hey, just want to say I really appreciate you guys' show. It's par excellence.
1:18:58🔗
Hey.
1:19:03🔗
I actually got a song I wrote for the beautiful Amarak, which is Ace's Mexican Ranchero according to Countdown.
1:19:14🔗
So I was wondering if I could bless you with song.
1:19:17🔗
Adam
Well, first off, we should explain that Ace's Mexican Ranchero according to Countdown is a game we like to play on the show.
1:19:28🔗
Adam
So as you know, as I've learned from working on many construction site, the accordion is the cornerstone to the Ranchero music that my Latin brethren like to blare very early in the morning.
1:19:42🔗
Adam
Ranchero music, yes. And we've, it is so ubiquitous, the accordion that you rarely hear two seconds go by without some accordion music playing. And we take a random Ranchero song and we cue it up to somewhere in the middle. And then engineer Michelle hits the button and we guess, how long before you hear that accordion coming in? You could go never. There's, there's some that don't have it. I'll start immediately.
1:20:42🔗
Adam
He wants to know where the accordion's going to be. So when he goes to Vegas, he's like, what color is that ball going to land on after the wheel's done spinning around? Oh, you're not going to say. All right. Well, I'll take both colors. Yeah, it's gambling, Ken. You're going immediately. All right. Now, oh, man, I was going to go long. Now I'm going to two and four. I'm going to go five seconds. All right. All right. Now, so we have five, six, two and immediately with Ken.
1:22:05🔗
Adam
We're looking for the Jimmy Page of accordion players, not the Joan Baez. You know what I mean? I want some light strumming in the background.
1:22:21🔗
Adam
All right, baby. The middle is right in the description of Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown. That was the beginning of the song.
1:23:11🔗
Adam
It sounds like there's a million in every right show. So that's the beauty of the music. Yeah.
1:23:17🔗
Drew
I still think I won. I think so, too. I think there are two different accordions in this one.
1:23:23🔗
Adam
Well, we need a rubber match now. One more, one more. We've never had this kind of controversy.
1:23:43🔗
Adam
So we have we have I have five seconds. Scott has six. Drew has two. And Ken has a media. All right. And again, it's not it's really it has to be pronounced.
1:23:59🔗
Adam
Identifiable. All right. We're going to roll it when we get to the top here. All right, Drew.
1:24:20🔗
Adam
How do they outdo themselves on the annoying meter? Each and every song more annoying than the last.
1:24:31🔗
Drew
I know. It wasn't this rhythm. Didn't have the nice umpah quality. The German accordion quality that we're used to hearing.
1:24:48🔗
Hey, man, this is going to be like a pseudo-Aldo Nova tribute. And it's probably going to be in that last song.
1:24:57🔗
All right. Three, two, and one. I've never been blinded by the blues. I've never been blinded by jazz. But when I hear that accordion, the seconds just click too fast to be racking. I said that because you can't rock. We can't rock. But I am racking to Ace's Mexican Ranchero accordion. Yeah.
1:25:30🔗
You know, we're just a cut from the same cloth, I think.
1:25:36🔗
All right, so I'm about to hear beat it, so I appreciate it, guys.
1:25:43🔗
All right, guys. Have a good night.
1:25:45🔗
Adam
All right. Have a good new year. God love you. I want more. One more round. One more round.
1:26:05🔗
Adam
Dance and electronic music and Ranchero. They're really from the same place. Oh, yeah. You know, when people go like, well, I listen to all kinds of music, you know, blues, jazz, hardcore rap. They never mention Ranchero. They don't mean Ranchero, do they? Do they?
1:26:26🔗
Adam
All right. All right. One more song. And then I'll go for eight seconds. All right. What are you going for? I'm sorry. I got to write this down.
1:26:47🔗
Adam
I'm going to media. All right. All right. You ready? All right. One, three, two, one, go.
1:27:02🔗
Adam
Listen to it in Weep. And I don't mean because you lost. I just mean Weep. It's that bad.
1:27:18🔗
Adam
An engineer's engineer's Michelle does a little place, occasional wedding, does a little little DJing.
1:27:27🔗
Adam
This is her people's music. And this is so we have your people to blame for this. And this is out of her private stock. And she says it's ranchero. And I hear this blaring every day at my house because there's work going on.
1:27:44🔗
Adam
I need to hear the one with the flute in it to really, what was the one, what was the one right before this?
1:27:48🔗
Drew
Adam's got construction going on at his house for the last, almost, how long has it been?
1:27:55🔗
Adam
I'm going to set the scene. The elect, I came home the night before the power was out. I spent 45 minutes in my bathrobe in 40 degree weather trying to get a briggs and Stratton motor fired up to no avail and then spend the next hour on my knees with a flashlight in my ass trying to dismantle the gate so the motor wouldn't burn out. I went to bed at 2.30 in the morning. The power then kicked on at 5 a.m. I got up again and then woke up again for the last time about 8.45 in the morning to now walk down the stairs and into the garage and this is what I hear as I stumble into the garage. And then it goes something like this. Ozzy, Ozzy, we talked about putting the scratch coat and the stucco on before the brown coat. The brown coat is not going to stick to the... Yeah, that's how it goes. That's how it works. Yeah, that was Waldo. That's how it works.
1:29:06🔗
Adam
Somebody had like, yeah, one of my crew guys, the wife had a hysterectomy or something. I don't know what it was. He was dressed up. That's always a bad sign when a guy shows up in loafers. That means trouble. Somebody's sick. But she's okay now, right, Drew? I was asking. Drew was standing next to me while he was explaining what happened to his wife, but in Spanish. We figured it out, right? Hysterectomy?
1:29:34🔗
Adam
You have 26 kids, it'll screw you up in there sometimes. We'll take, don't laugh at them. That's horrible racist humor. Let's take a little break. The Crystal Method is here tonight. We'll hear something else off the Legion of Boom CD, and we'll be right back after this. Loveline. Amanda, that's Dr. Drew, Scott and Ken here tonight from The Crystal Method. Yes, Drew.
1:30:15🔗
Drew
You just been screwing around so much, Adam. Let's get to The Crystal Method song right now.
1:30:21🔗
Adam
We just heard the Ranchero offerings. We heard like six of the Ranchero songs. I only liked three of them, actually. I gotta be honest with you. Now, we gotta talk to Alex, and then we take, and then we play a song.
1:30:38🔗
Hello?
1:31:03🔗
Caller
I haven't been with someone in a while. I had a really bad breakup about a year and a half ago.
1:31:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, fair enough. By the way, you having consistent sex with somebody and saying, I'm just not ready for a relationship, you're on top of the person, dropping a little seed into him.
1:31:23🔗
Adam
Yeah, the guy. You're having a relationship. You don't want one. You don't like this person that much.
1:31:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, you want something that feels good, but it's not like you're not ready for, you just can't handle or anything. Is it getting on three times a week?
1:31:41🔗
Caller
What happened was like in the beginning, I haven't had sex in a year since him. So when we first got together, I hadn't fooled around in a long time. And I gave him a head and his come was orange.
1:31:59🔗
Caller
And he blamed it. I confronted him about it. And he blamed it about the jelly beans they'd been eating earlier. No. And I just kind of bought it and was like, OK, OK, whatever. It was stupid of me. And then later we had more sex.
1:32:15🔗
Caller
Yeah, jelly beans. And then about three weeks ago, I started getting these rashes. There are these like, they look like kind of open sores. And they're red.
1:32:33🔗
Caller
Yeah, they're on my, they're on like my genital area, but they're also like on my back, like, and then like in my back.
1:32:46🔗
Caller
So I don't know if it's just a genital thing or if it's just a genus. That might not even be related to him.
1:32:54🔗
Drew
Could be herpes. Could be herpes. You got to have somebody look at it. It's extremely important, Ashley, that a doctor look at it while you have the outbreak, okay? There's also something called lymphogranuloma venerum that kind of can look like that.
1:33:13🔗
Adam
Get to a clinic or somebody. Somebody can take a look at it and see what, make a diagnosis before they leave.
1:33:19🔗
Drew
Maybe nothing. There's a lot of different things that can look like this. But Ashley, the deal is the orange comb probably doesn't have anything to do with the jelly beans. It certainly doesn't have anything to do with the jelly beans.
1:33:33🔗
Drew
It probably doesn't have anything to do with what you're experiencing. But it does mean he had blood in his semen.
1:33:42🔗
Drew
And blood in the semen usually also frankly doesn't mean anything, but guys need to get that checked out just to be sure.
1:34:15🔗
Adam
You're fine. Don't get pregnant. Get out of Riverside. Yeah. All right, yeah. Goals to get out of there before summer.
1:34:26🔗
Adam
I did too. Get out of that crappy Riverside. Give yourself a guy who loves you. Yeah? Yeah. All right. Let's hear...
1:34:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. Crystal Method, everybody. We need to hear Crystal Method's song. Nay, we would love to hear Crystal Method's song. This is... I got the first song.
1:34:53🔗
Adam
Bound Too Long from Legion of Boom. Crystal Method, everybody. Here, here. Next in food, bringing friends. The Crystal Method, nominated for a Grammy.
1:38:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, nice. A friend of ours was in Times Square and I guess Jenna Jameson has a big billboard down there and it was coming soon, you know, The Crystal Method.
1:39:12🔗
Adam
Wow. But cool, right? I mean, definitely. It's hilarious. Yeah, it makes everyone who's heard of you think of you. And those who haven't confused. Let's take a break, Drew. Let's go. OK, thanks, buddy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt. I know you're working over there. We'll be, we relax. If I relax, the show stops. Better hope I don't relax, buddy boy. Tell you that right now, mister. Got some news for you. You told me. OK. All right. All right, man. I said good day. Good day. How dare you? I love that that was the greatest insult you could do to someone. I said good day.
1:39:57🔗
Adam
We'll be right back. Yeah, The Crystal Method, everyone. God bless The Crystal Method. Scott, Ken, always a delight.
1:40:45🔗
Adam
They're maybe a little too good. They may not be asked back. All right. I want to thank engineers, Michelle for doing a great job, engineer Chris for doing a great job, of course, engineer Anderson for making it all happen. Wait, whose phone is screening this week? Who? Who do I give it? Not ziggy, right? Corey. Corey.
1:41:07🔗
Adam
A notable excellent job from Corey. And of course, producer Anne. Of course, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, producer Lauren for doing a great job all week. So until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.