0:25🔗VoiceoverWith Adam Corolla and Dr. Dre. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Yeah, buddy.
0:38🔗DrewDo we have to have our conversation interrupted by the show again? Really, it's annoying.
0:48🔗AdamGot in about 9, 54, 37 seconds or something.
0:53🔗DrewYou know what? Some of that, as you said, is because you expected to see tomorrow night's guests here tonight, which I understand, but because we've known Mark for a long time. Mark McGrath's coming in tomorrow night.
1:09🔗AdamYeah. Well, Drew and I got a little gypped because most people got Thursday, Friday off, and we don't work Fridays, so we got Thursday off. But it did feel like a very extended weekend.
1:20🔗DrewI think it's because neither of us have been apart for a long time, working straight then.
1:45🔗AdamSo, I was in a pumpkin pie sort of glaze, semi-coma, the whole week, basically what I did is I had one pumpkin pie left from Thanksgiving, and I did it in quarters, I didn't see Friday, Saturday, Sunday, uh-oh, it's gone, unless we eat more than a quarter. The point is, is I woke up every morning, poured myself a cup of coffee and ate a quarter slab of pumpkin pie, and I was thinking to myself, I could easily do this, yeah, this could be a morning ritual, a cup of coffee, huge slab of pumpkin pie. That's fantastic. So, I ate like a maniac. What did you do, Drew?
2:29🔗DrewThat's bad. Did it seem though, I think we talked about this last week a little bit, that people were sort of extra thankful this year. You know what I said?
2:36🔗DrewA lot of people sort of taking a beat and saying thanks for things. I don't know what that was, the war or what?
2:42🔗AdamYeah. But then I mentioned you say that every year. I don't know if you do. But it's easy to say that because you can never remember. It was a year ago. It's kind of a cheap shot. We've got things to talk about. We've got calls to take to and those remind me of things to talk about. Cat?
3:02🔗CallerWell, I just kind of got out of a relationship with a guy that he was a really nice guy at first. And then he turned into kind of like he started rejecting me.
3:15🔗CallerWell, I told him about my past and he was really supportive, you know, because I was raped and molested. And I told him about my home life, which sucks. And he went to his friends, told his friends, you know, things. And his friends came back and told him that I'm a slut and I look like a dyke or a guy or whatever they said.
3:42🔗AdamWell, Kat, you've been through a lot. And it's always hard to address these ones because when you've been abused like you've been abused, you you end up getting a here's what I want to say.
3:57🔗AdamI mean, it's hard to find a good translator. If you if you really sort of think about it, everyone sort of has the equivalent of a translator who all the information must pass through to get to them because it's them.
4:11🔗AdamIt's very easy to hear other people have conversations and criticisms and critiques. But when it comes to you, people have a translator and some people's translators are wildly off.
4:21🔗AdamLike somebody says, wow, boy, you really ate right over Thanksgiving. Oh, he called me fat. He said I was fat. I was I was attacked. Yeah, there's those people out there. It's actually most of the people. And most time people get things sort of half right. The smarter you are and the more self aware you are, the more the more accurate your translator is.
4:52🔗DrewAnd so the really the hard part is for those of us listening to the stories to to interpret, is it the translator or is it who she's attracted to?
6:05🔗AdamDon't get pregnant, get your grades up, move away, go to college.
6:09🔗DrewDon't take his behavior out on yourself. Good try again, be careful. Don't go after a guy that you're super attracted to because those are likely to be the guys that are like this.
6:18🔗DrewBoring guys and then careful with your translator. Realize that you may be hyper, you may react, you may be sensitive to things, you may react to things and try to listen to what really is being said when people talk to you.
6:29🔗AdamAll right. Fantabulous. You ready to rock here? Let me say this, Drew. Yeah, say this. I know you think we're going to keep moving but we're not. I was speaking of traffic in this town. I was. Oh yeah.
6:41🔗DrewYeah. We haven't shared with people our experience driving home on Thanksgiving Eve night.
6:45🔗AdamLots of people drunk and meandering on the road.
6:48🔗DrewRemember we drove home with a new group of people though.
6:52🔗AdamYeah, Drew and I drive this route like a milkman every night, you know? Just boring milkman in a rugged milkman. Yeah, we speed and when you hit the freeway at exactly the same time and take exactly the same route and you do it over the course of 10 years, you notice when something is different. And I was thinking to myself, and Drew and I always speak on the cell phones on the way home.
7:18🔗DrewWe don't get enough time to talk on the show, God knows.
7:20🔗AdamNo, we're not able to do what we're doing now. So we speak and I was thinking to myself, boy, this is a new crowd. This isn't the crowd I drive with every night. This is a new roster here. And Drew, as I was thinking that, said that. And I don't know how that works, but we can tell it was a different crew.
7:37🔗DrewI go, look at this, see that Bentley? What are these two 18-wheelers doing here? Without trailers, that's weird. And then we drove on a little bit and I said, you know what, these aren't our people. We're not driving with our people tonight.
7:56🔗AdamAll right, so here's what I want to say. I was driving in Los Angeles as if things aren't bad enough on the roads. They install these cameras in the intersection. Take your picture and give you a ticket.
8:28🔗DrewThey only activate a couple of them at the same time.
8:30🔗AdamGotta get people to slow it down. The point is Los Angeles, we gotta slow it down. Gridlock, is there anything slower in gridlock? What are we supposed to do? Start tunneling into our own anuses? Well, that would slow us down a little bit. So there's this, now this is why, by the way, you shouldn't have a front license plate on your car if you're in Los Angeles. Go ahead and take that license plate off. You can get a ticket, a fix-it ticket. Better to have it off, though. In general, car looks better, and you can just say you got in an accident, got mashed.
9:00🔗DrewWould they give you a fix-it ticket if you had it in your trunk and just pull it right out right there and the cop stops you and just put it on?
9:07🔗AdamHold on, Drew, you couldn't put on a pair of goddamn sunglasses if a cop was standing outside your car without screwing it up. You think you're gonna go to your trunk and go put it on in front? You called AAA when you got a flat and your car was at home, was in the garage.
9:19🔗DrewI've done license, oh yes. I do that. Pussy. Absolutely.
9:24🔗AdamWell, what are you talking about? You couldn't do that.
9:31🔗DrewNo, I'm saying if you prepared yourself and just kept pulling it in the back of the car, would they allow you to do that and withhold the ticket or would they say, hey, you gotta go to City Hall and prove that you did this anyway?
9:40🔗AdamIt just depends on who you get. Usually, they're trying to generate money and then oftentimes, they'll give you the ticket when you're not in the car. They'll give you the ticket when the car's parked. You'll see a ticket, you'll say what? The meter's not expired and then you'll get it and say, oh, it's for illegal tint or whatever. That's one of those Los Angeles, specially Santa Monica things, by the way. Oh yeah, People's Republic of Santa Monica. Well, the thing is, when you got to support all the homeless people, it's important to rape the populace who does actually pay taxes. I mean, that's their motto. Burbank, I'm sure, does a lot of that, or Rape Bank does a lot of that too. The point is, is I'm driving down La Brea, I'm heading for the intersection I know has the signal in it. Now, I time the signals or drive accordingly, which is, I'm two, three hundred feet away from the intersection, I'm looking to see how many times the red thing is blinking on the don't walk thing. Now's the time to speed up or slow down. Are you gonna go for it, are you gonna make it? The problem is the signal's now entered. This has thrown a new wrinkle in my scheme. The camera. Yeah, the camera, sorry. So, now it's like you get in your head a little bit. Well, I'm doing 42, if I get on it a little bit, I think I can make it, but these things aren't calibrated that great. A lot of times, they're a little trigger happy, shocking the problems they've had with them of them going off a couple beats too early, never too late, of course. So, I could get a ticket. So, I get in my head a little and I go, ah, screw it, and I said, last minute, sort of slow down kind of thing. And I thought, wow, I almost went sliding out in the intersection because it was raining. And I thought, I wonder what, I can't be the only person that does this. This must happen all the time. I wonder if people, I'm sitting at the red light thinking about this. Some guy gets rear-ended because this signal is yellow. He panics and hits the brake and the guy behind him who would have easily made it through matches into him. So there you go, everybody. That's it. That's the city at work for you. Never think about that. All right, fantastic. Slow us down a little more. Fantabulous. Fantabulous, everybody. Are you ready to rock here, Drew?
11:51🔗CallerBut first question I had, because I have two, the first question was, I'm uncircumcised and I have like a white, whitish film over my head of my penis.
12:06🔗Well, sometimes it does, but sometimes it still stays there.
12:10🔗AdamWell, you could wash it off though, right?
12:12🔗CallerWell, yeah, that's when it comes off. But sometimes, like even when I do try to wash it off, it won't come off.
12:17🔗AdamSmells like, you know, when you take the brine, you put it in the oven in the little basket of bread. Same consistency. Same smell. That's an acquired taste. Go ahead, Will. Chicks dig it though.
12:51🔗AdamYeah, penis blower. Yeah, Drew's name in it is, well, it is Dorman College. Penis blow dryer. No, yours is just blower. But yes, the blow dryer, the one you whack with your palm of your hand, very satisfying, punching that big button.
13:08🔗AdamAt the airport. And any button more satisfying than that big old chrome round button.
13:14🔗DrewThey've done it with a lot of airports, you just put your hands under it and it turns on.
13:17🔗AdamYou know, and they don't realize that's one of the, that's why I travel. No, I travel so I can go to the airport and hit that button on the blower thing. And it's a, by the way.
13:29🔗DrewYou didn't know those existed until you started traveling.
13:31🔗AdamNobody, at least they have a gas stations and stuff like that. Nobody, by the way, ever pushes that button with a finger or a thumb. And you hit that thing like George Foreman. It's just like pow! I mean, take this, it's certain excitement about whacking that thing.
13:53🔗AdamAnd you whack that thing and it just blows away. I always feel weird when I'm walking away and it's still going. And then I whack it again like I'm gonna shut it. And then I think, wait, did I reset it? And I don't know if anyone really knows the answer to that question. Like, if you whack it again.
14:09🔗AdamYeah, if I hired a guy to stand there and punch it every 15 seconds, would it keep running? But you need one of those about growing height. As a matter of fact, in general, it couldn't hurt. You know what I'm saying?
14:21🔗DrewCould you have a little tube that you stuck the No. The schvanz in?
14:24🔗AdamNo, it's too involved. And there's parts and it could choke on it.
14:29🔗DrewBut I don't trust these guys. They still gotta fold the skin down and hold it there until it dries.
14:33🔗AdamRight. No, no, no, but in general, just having that sort of warm typhoon blowing on your junk would be nice. It would be nice for all men. I should say. You get a little.
14:56🔗DrewReally, I mean, it's almost like it's weird that there hasn't been a hygiene product like that. Cause these guys get, what'd you call them? Scubba.
15:03🔗AdamScubba. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, I don't know.
15:07🔗AdamNo, it's just scubba. It's just one of those words that sounds like what it is. You know? All right, you ready to rock here? Let's talk to Brandon, 25. Brandon? Yeah, how you doing? Frosting is one of those words that sounds like what it is. It's frost. Yeah, picture frosting when you say frosting. See? And lard, thankfully one of us wants to. Brandon?
16:32🔗DrewWell, I mean, he's concrete. I confronted her. She told me. That's how I found out. Right, right, right. He skipped the part where we got suspicious because.
17:54🔗AdamGet to the part where you have found the phone. Actually, you didn't even get to that part. I got to that part. I'm the one who had to tell you that you found the phone number and called the guy.
18:03🔗AdamAll right. I don't know why I ask people. I should have asked myself. Adam, how did Brandon's wife, how do you find out Brandon? Well, I'm glad you asked me that. All right, Brandon. So two years ago.
18:13🔗DrewYou discovered, had she been having it for long?
18:34🔗AdamNow she told, she readily told you, admitted it, which usually means they're trying to, well, trying to send you a message too. You know what I'm saying?
18:45🔗CallerWell, I asked her why the number was on there.
19:20🔗AdamSomething's not gelling. I mean, here's why women cheat. Okay, we'll give you two, we'll give you two options. It's A or B. You ready, Brandon? And then by the way, I got a little home improvement quiz for you before we let you go.
19:33🔗AdamOption A, you've not been listening. She's been trying to talk to you. She's been wanting you to be more intimate with her. I don't mean more sex. I just mean pay attention, look her in the eye, spend more time. She's not listening.
20:31🔗DrewWell. And is she a sexual compulsive? Is she sexually addicted?
20:35🔗CallerI wouldn't say addictive, but compulsive might be a good word.
20:39🔗DrewWell, if you add the gene of addiction to the history that you're describing in your wife, that meets criteria for addiction, not compulsion. It may not be obvious to you that it's compulsive, that it's addictive, but really all you have to do is look at the history here and realize that the consequences are what is defining it as addiction. And if it's affecting relationships, affecting financial status, affecting health, you got addiction going on here.
21:02🔗CallerYeah. My overall question was, you know, we have a son together. He's 15 months old. We don't fight readily in front of him. We don't actually fight even apart that much. We get along relatively well despite our past.
21:18🔗CallerBut, you know, divorce is a serious thing for a child. I'm from a divorced family. And I was wondering, you know, is this something that we should try to stick out, being how we are, at least half-assed getting along?
21:28🔗AdamWell, here's the thing, Brandon. Can you forgive her and move on if she makes a concerted effort? Because I think the number one thing you have to ask yourself if your wife cheats on you or vice versa, can you forgive the person if they're able to, you know, get into counseling or do whatever it's going to take to move on? Some people can't. I don't, I understand that. I mean, I respect it in a certain way. And if you can't, admit it and go your separate ways.
21:56🔗DrewThere's actually a question a little bit ahead of that, which is, are you committed? Can you commit in spite of not being able to forgive at this point in time? Because sometimes people can learn to forgive later if they'll commit to some kind of treatment.
22:08🔗CallerThat's probably where I'm at right now, because I definitely haven't forgiven her.
22:11🔗DrewGo get her. But you're going to have to participate in treatment as much as she. And she's got to be willing and really interested in treatment. You can't maintain the status quo. Because although you're kind of getting along, you don't want to rock the boat, I promise you there's more things ahead for you. And unless you do something to change trajectory, i.e. treatment, this is not going to be a great history going forward.
22:32🔗AdamHey, Brandon. Quick home improvement quiz. What does OSB stand for?
22:42🔗CallerIt's a particle board. I'm not sure what it actually stands for though.
24:05🔗AdamWell, here's the thing. You see, you're thinking like a rich, white guy. I'm literally a millionaire, as you know. But you're a poor, white guy. No, when I got out of high school, it was a really bad time for jobs. And I was, you know, barely had an education, was not going off to college, knew anybody. But the point is, there's plenty of people who get out of high school that need work. And I mean, I took more carpet cleaning and I couldn't find work just picking up trash on a construction site.
24:33🔗DrewI think that's a little bit of your historical perspective. You talk to some of these kids around here at the radio station. They're going, hmm, I think I wanted to run the Jurassic Park ride at Universal Studios. So I went over there. That was what I did for a while. And then I wanted to work at Jack of the Bucks. I did that for a while. There's work everywhere.
24:49🔗AdamYeah, I know. Chris, the engineer, Chris wants to be a mayor of Disneyland, he told me during the last break. He says he wants to climb the Matterhorn.
25:08🔗AdamWell, here's my point, Drew. There's always people that fill crappy jobs. There are. I'm going to explain to you during the break. We'll talk about it. We'll take a quick break. When we come back, speak to what? The potential risk of Prince Howard penis piercings after this.
25:38🔗AdamHey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191-ER. Mark McGrath is in here tomorrow night, and Dana Devon is also in here from Extra. I gotta talk to her about that spelling of the name. D-A-Y-N-A. And here's the problem when people screw with their names. It doesn't register. Like, I'm staring at it as I'm reading Mark's name, and I'm staring at Dana's name, and I'm thinking, I'm gonna come to this name in a couple of seconds. I wonder how it's gonna come out of my mouth.
26:18🔗AdamThat's right, that's right. All right, Red Rock had a lovely experience last night, by the way, if you live out in Southern California area, it was windy last night. Nutty, crazy, novelty, windy. And cold. Cold and super nutty, windy, and four 10 a.m., the kitchen window of my house blew open. And I mean, it's three foot across, it's four foot high, and it's on a hinge. It blew open, it came big time. Of course, on the side of the house where the wind was coming from, naturally. So the alarm went off at four 10 a.m. And it's just, I think to myself, with the earthquakes, with this kind of stuff, the power outages and stuff, really. By the way, I go to bed at two, two 30, gets light at five 45. It's not a big window of when I'm disoriented. You know what I mean?
27:18🔗AdamBut the horrible things happen at this crazy, I mean, we've had the alarm, you know, had the alarm go off a couple of times. What is that?
27:26🔗DrewWhy does every earthquake have to be between four 30 and six?
27:29🔗AdamSo every earthquake. Every once so you can be completely disoriented. So it's not even between four 30 and six. It's between three 45 and five a.m. I mean, it is peak REM time. You've never been further out. So it means like the earthquake hits, you spend the first few seconds processing it in a dream. What's going on? Did somebody fart in my dream? What is it?
27:56🔗DrewBut what's scary, what's awful about that is your body still is going right ahead and reacting. Your pulse is now 150.
28:01🔗AdamRight, right, so you know, 410, alarms going off. By the way, the window's blown open and you know, stuff's blowing off the kitchen counter and it's like flopping and banging around. Of course, I'm upstairs, all I hear is ruckus in the alarm going off and ruckus in the kitchen. So I'm gonna head down with my half a boner in my underpants to see what's going on. The wife calls the dog into the bedroom. Of course, nice. Yeah, dog, now's your chance to shine, boy. Get down there. We may have a code three. That dog's gonna wag its tail and lick. The dog goes into the bedroom.
28:40🔗DrewThat's probably the best place for him. That dog?
28:44🔗AdamNo, at least distract whoever it is and pump a few rounds into the dog while I'm heading out the front door.
28:52🔗AdamOh, it's just that, yeah, it's just disoriented for, and then, by the way, I'm up. Now I'm up because I got woken up with basically a hot foot. I'm up like a hup. I'm up now. Oh, now I'm pacing around. By the way, here's the thing. It's sort of like when you have a really bad dream, which is, all right, no one's in the house. Well, there's a 10% chance someone's in the house. It's much, it's not that there's definitely no one in the house. It's just a lower percentage of what it was five minutes ago. Five minutes ago.
29:33🔗AdamRight, right, no wind banging around on things. So now I'm up, up from five, you know, four.
29:39🔗DrewOh, it must be up there in the hill there. It must be windy.
29:41🔗AdamWindy's here. Four, yeah, it's like, you know, 410. I'm going to, up till 530 now. Thank God for that TiVo. What do you think I'm going to do? Look, I don't read when I'm on the beach. I drag TiVo out with me. What do you think I'm going to do at five in the morning? You gotta catch up. Ben?
30:05🔗CallerI'm thinking about getting a print towel. And besides getting infected, I want to know the medical precautions of what could happen.
30:15🔗DrewAside from losing your penis, you can lose the erectile function. That happens sometimes, I lose the sensitivity. That happens sometimes. Not especially common, but not something... If there was a medication, let's say Vioxx, that had a one out of 100,000 chance of causing a heart attack or a stroke.
30:36🔗DrewYes, an excellent medicine that has extreme health benefits in certain situations. The public would want that off the market immediately. And that's in fact what happened. Now, Piercing, particularly Johnson, has no health benefits whatsoever, only putting you at risk. And the risk happens every so often. Not 100,000, maybe 100, maybe five and a half. No one's ever studied it.
31:27🔗DrewFind one that makes you happy. For a male, that's the... Is that not the bottom line?
31:30🔗AdamIt is the bottom line, yeah. Yeah, don't strap a wall sconce on your dork to see if you can crank just a little more pleasure out of the experience. How much you find someone you like screwing?
31:44🔗DrewAnd the same thing for different reasons applies to women too.
31:46🔗AdamHere's the whole thing, guys, when it comes to women. Don't do, don't bother doing anything they can't see. Your job is to try to meet hot chicks and have sex with them. You doing stuff that they're not gonna find out about until the penis is out, forget it, waste the time. Take that money, put it into a sweater. Put it into a... I'll tell you what'll get you. Let's just talk about this for a second, Drew. All right, I'm not gonna screw with you, sorry. Here's all I'm saying. What can you do to meet a woman and where's the money well spent, if you think about it? Yeah, just whatever. Not necessarily have sex, but just hook up. I don't mean get laid. I just mean exchange phone numbers, get something.
32:35🔗AdamYeah, like I'll give you... Something just popped into my head. Women love shoes. They love shoes. And you spending 130 bucks to get your dork pierced would be much better spent on a really cool pair of shoes. That's the kind of thing, by the way. Women love shoes for themselves. We've never spoken about this. And I've never really... Women will comment if a guy's wearing shoes. And matter of fact, women will go... They will take shoes and connect all sorts of magical powers to them. Like, here's a guy's on the move. Look at his shoes. Here's a successful guy. Here's a guy's smart. This guy's artistic. Look at these shoes. Somehow because they put such faith in shoes, we should too. But if that's the language you're speaking, go ahead and speak it. So go out and get a really cool pair of shoes. It's no guarantees, but chicks will look down. And if they see something smart on your feet, it's one step, pardon the pun, in the right direction.
33:32🔗DrewAnd I know this runs contrary to the essence of the piercing impulse, but put money down at a gym, go to a gym.
33:43🔗AdamYou know, you know what could get you, I'll tell you what could really get you going with a chick. I'm just saying, I'm thinking apparel now. Nice pair of frames on your glasses.
33:52🔗AdamNice haircut's gonna work. A pair of shoes work and a cool jacket's gonna work too. All things that'll push you a little bit further in that direction. And again, it's like, you don't need, like, here's a deal. You're parking the car out on the, out in the lot. You want somebody to buy it, wax it up. Don't worry about the engine. Don't, just yet. New people, people aren't gonna see that who are driving by.
34:17🔗DrewNot in the engine, but make sure the engine runs, but don't chrome it.
34:20🔗AdamYeah, don't spend any time on the dork. You don't need that. First, you gotta get people in the showroom.
34:25🔗DrewOh, Adam, you're just talking, you're just speaking like the man.
34:47🔗AdamI gotta say that one thing we've done well on is to turn your radio down to green.
34:51🔗DrewWell, yes, we've been good with that lately.
34:52🔗AdamWe have for a couple of years. So kudos to the phone screeners. Cassidy. What's up?
35:00🔗CallerFirst, I wanna say hi and the guy, Brandon, that was on here a minute ago, he mentioned that his girlfriend cheated on him two years ago and that his son is 15 months old. So that would technically mean that his son was conceived when she was cheating on him. So I just thought he might wanna know that.
35:21🔗CallerOkay, but my question I have is that I was a stripper a few months ago and I was doing a two-girl show and one of the girls taught me how to squirt. And so I've been really confused about that lately. I was just wondering if it's actually like someone...
35:39🔗DrewWell, now we're confused. Wait, you're on stage?
35:41🔗AdamNo, no, no. She is doing bachelor parties. Yeah, because the two-girl show part, that's the bachelor part.
35:51🔗AdamAnd the squirting part, that's the bachelor part, too. What does she, somebody's, the girl's, they do a thing where a guy puts a candle in his mouth and lays it out on his back.
36:04🔗DrewSeriously? You could say anything, just make it up as you go. And I'd believe you. And it'd probably be as close to the reality as the reality itself.
36:18🔗AdamIt's called the slutty soaker. And he, no, I am making this up. I realize I could just lie to you about everything. You didn't know I was an astronaut?
36:27🔗DrewNo, no, no, when it comes to the stripper, okay.
36:38🔗AdamYeah, no, I could figure it out. I think I could do it. Well, how do you do it?
36:42🔗CallerOkay, we were doing a toy show with Dildos and she put one in me and then I had to push it out with my own muscles. And when I pushed it out, I squirted.
37:53🔗AdamI know, I know, I'm sorry about your presumption. Sorry about your delicate sensibilities, Cassidy. She who blows dildos out with the streams of urine.
38:39🔗AdamAnd, all right, so hold on a second, Cassidy. See, I keep telling you, Drew, all the time, there's stripper, there's stripper, and then there's stripper.
38:46🔗DrewYou know all the different categories. I'm your humble servant, student.
38:51🔗AdamGive me a little warm up on this coffee.
39:03🔗DrewAnd then the top is bottomless. And then there's top is bottomless in little towns. And then there's bachelor party. And then there's girl, girl bachelor party.
39:10🔗AdamThen there's, you know, firing a missile across a hotel room. Out of, out of the, out of the, out of the, out of the Shave Silo. Yeah. Yeah. Write that down, buddy. That's hot. Look, we got to take a break. Don't, hey, uh, phone screeners, don't hang up on Cassidy. We're not done with her by long shot. Boyfriend bouncing, hanging out.
39:33🔗AdamTake a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, tomorrow night, Mark McGrath's gonna be in here, along with Dana Devin from Extra. And as I've said to Drew, that's the shows are my guilty pleasure. So I watch them, then I get angry at society, and then I watch them some more, and then I masturbate, then I cry.
40:19🔗AdamThen I go back to watch them, and I get angry. And well, you just do the whole cycle. So I'm glad to see Mark is doing well in the show, by the way. Consider him a friend of the show.
40:31🔗AdamBe back tomorrow night. We'll take a talk to him, talking with him. You know, the thing about those shows, though, it's, you're just sitting there and you're watching, and it's like, Rene Zellweger, how she put the weight on. When we come back, yeah, and it's like, how did Rene, hmm, how does somebody put weight on? I, because I'm not moving. I gotta know how to fatten up. And secondly, that, it's not the secret or the riddle of the Sphinx, how to put the weight on.
41:08🔗DrewWhat kills me about this whole, the reporters that do the investigating work, they actually believe that people who are in position of celebrity are different, think differently, brains work differently. They're not actually humans, different, different, they're a breed.
41:22🔗DrewThese are human beings, and these are usually flawed human beings, frankly. That's why they need to be celebrities, and they know their relationships don't work right, and they have a lot of alcoholism and addictions. And you can't just stay focused on that if you want to understand what motive is.
41:35🔗AdamI like when there's a news story that's, someone's saying they're not doing anything. Britney's taking time off. Well, hold on.
41:45🔗AdamYeah, I can't, wait, how am I supposed to go on without that kankily chick of lip-syncs? What am I gonna do? I don't know what to do. All right.
42:08🔗AdamHe's a good man. He's a good man. He's a great man, actually. But he loves his job. And there's nothing better than when he's, and when he gets like an A-list interview, he's preening, shining like a new dawn. I sat down with Tom Cruise. And then there's a lot of, you know, then there's that crazy handshake, you know, white guys shouldn't be doing, hey brother, all right. And they have a laugh and they pretend like they're gonna hang out, but never happens. All right, Drew, what happened to our stripper? Did she drop away?
42:45🔗AdamOkay, more gross stripper talk when we come back. You ready to rock here, Drew? No, we need to play a little Germany or Florida or like Ace's Ranchero Mexican Accordion Countdown or something. Yeah, yeah. Tell folks she's dating girls. All right, let's see. Alex? 16?
43:08🔗CallerWell, lately, I've been going through a lot because I met this girl at an amusement park and we are now on our month.
43:19🔗AdamDr. Phil's wife opens her house to us exclusively. I love the ass kiss-a-thon that goes on there. You didn't use a decorator? No, no, I didn't, my God, you bought that stuff? Oh my goodness. Oh, talk about ass kissing on the show.
45:39🔗DrewAlex, if you hang on a second, the chief will regale you with his fresh cranberry recipe, I suspect. And now that he's blessed the studio and sat down, chief, we've got to take a break here.
45:53🔗DrewThe game will hold. The game will stay. But just hang on and we will get back to Alex and her lesbian buddy and her friend's reaction to it, chief. Thank you. We'll be right back after this. 1-800-LOBE-191.
47:03🔗DrewBefore we're talking to Alex and Chief Running Bear, Chief Thunder Bear, I beg, I... That's a good thing, he doesn't understand any of this for a while.
47:09🔗AdamA gay uncle named Running Bear, hey, please, no confusion.
47:13🔗DrewThunder Bear is here, he's a Native American, Choctaw-only speaking, well, now he's getting a little broken English with all this, gynecologist.
47:20🔗DrewAnd a little French in there, too. So, Alex, you've got a girl you met at a carnival. But she's not a carny. She lives in Choctaw. Which is, she's from her hometown, and he was just there last week for Thanksgiving.
49:15🔗DrewI won't translate, it might hurt his feelings. Alex, what's the question?
49:20🔗CallerOkay, I don't know if I should say with her or not because my mom is strongly against it. Like, I was brought up in a Christian atmosphere. You know, I've had a bad background.
49:37🔗DrewOkay, Chief has something to say. Chief has something to say.
49:40🔗AdamKnock Chief over with ceremonial feather headdress.
49:44🔗DrewYeah, Chief is amazed that that is your history. But.
49:49🔗DrewChief, do you have anything more to say to her? Oh, he suggests, he suggests that you actually, keep going, I've got to translate. That you adopt the Choctaw religion. That the pantheism is be much more appropriate for you because you're into all kinds of people. You're the boys and girls. And therefore, saying prayers to the sun god and the great hawk that flies in the sky. And, okay, I'll shut up, I'll shut up.
50:43🔗CallerI don't really understand that, but I mean, like, I don't really get to see her very much. It's more if I talk to her on the phone and.
50:51🔗DrewAll right, Alex, here's the deal. You've had a lot of trauma in the history. Where's your dad? Was he the one that perpetrated a lot of this trauma on you? It's gonna screw you up. What you're attracted to, when you're attracted to, whether it's male or female, the kind of person, it's gonna be kind of a mess until you get a lot of treatment. So maybe your mom, it's not that she's a girl, although that obviously upsets your mom. Just anybody right now is gonna be kind of a bad choice. You're 16, what do you expect? But on the other hand, what do you expect given the trauma? Well, what are you supposed to do? Be celibate? I know, not like you, Chief, but she's not as...
51:33🔗AdamGet your head in the deep and peace pipe every night.
51:36🔗DrewI know, I know, but you've got many squaw. In your religion, as I said, you have many wives. It's your chief. I mean, what are you gonna do? But Alex, take it slow. Think about any close relationship, or even especially a sexual relationship right now, not a great idea, given the past you've had. And maybe get seen by somebody who can help you sort through some of this stuff.
52:00🔗DrewI'll get back to you again, please. Thank you very much. We appreciate it. Very helpful tonight. I know it's nothing. I know. And thank you for the blessings, too. On Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to you, too, chief. Thank you. What was with that cry? I thought he was like having a...
52:56🔗AdamHe's a proud man. He doesn't light farts. I've seen him smoke signals and sometimes, you know, during the winter time, he's burning furniture in there. He lives off the land.
53:21🔗DrewTurn that radio down. It's interesting. Hang on one second, Nina. It's interesting just to the moment in which you declare we've been doing so well with the radio being turned down. Everyone's radio's up now.
53:29🔗AdamI don't know. I'm not sure if that's that or it's just, you know, cell phone static, but what's up there, Nina?
53:34🔗Well, I didn't actually expect to get on. Well, first, thank you, you guys, for staying on the air for so long. And thank you very much, Adam, for your recipe. I made a few alterations and it turned out spectacular.
53:51🔗AdamFresh cranberry sauce. Yeah, what'd you do?
53:55🔗I added some toasted pecans, very important that they're toasted pecans.
54:18🔗AdamCan't go wrong with that. And then a little lemon zest, which I'd spoken about. Can't go wrong with that. Here's the whole thing though about the cranberry sauces. Cranberry is very zesty, very tangy, very tart.
54:31🔗DrewOne of the cranberry selections at the dinner table our night was like diced cranberries with diced orange peel and things. Really good.
54:47🔗AdamHere's what you do with that. Yeah, you know, beet is one of those things where there's not a person alive under 35 that likes beets, but every time an old timer hears beets, it's like, oh yeah, beets, count me in. I don't know what it is. I don't know how that works. It's maybe what gefilte fish is to the Jews. Like sane people are like, I shouldn't say sane, but you know what I'm talking about. The goyum is like, huh, fat. And the Jews are like, oh, it's delightful. It's like fish jello, delightful. Yeah, great. But there's that weird cutoff thing. Beets, there's a cutoff. Like, born before May, 1979, you're cut off from the beets.
55:30🔗DrewBut there's a thing coming around now with beet and goat cheese, you notice that?
55:34🔗AdamI'll tell you what you do. You get yourself some whole beets. Now, I haven't seen that, but it makes sense. You get yourself some whole beets. I'm not talking about opening a can of beets or pickled beets. Get whole beets and you just boil them. You boil them for like 20 minutes, 25 minutes. And then when they come out, you, what are you looking for?
55:51🔗DrewI've never thought of that. And then you slice them?
55:53🔗AdamYou just slice them up. You gotta peel them, you gotta shuck them, you know what I mean? You cut the greens off them.
55:59🔗AdamYeah, before you boil them, otherwise you got a bunch of like, stocks hanging out of the pot. You boil them, it takes a little while to boil them, by the way. It takes like 20, 25 minutes. Then they come out, run a little cold water on them. You take a celery peeler or a apple peeler and you just peel the thing. You get the thing down to the, you know, get that dirty skin on. Then you just slice it up, put a little blue cheese, crumble a little blue cheese on there, a little blue cheese dressing, a little salt and pepper. It's good, it's meaty.
56:26🔗DrewThis was the first Thanksgiving at your house, right?
56:45🔗DrewI guess Thurston Howell couldn't do a turkey either.
56:46🔗AdamI would have my butler carve my turkey. I don't need an electric knife.
56:49🔗DrewOr Lovey, did Lovey do it after it was all said and done?
56:52🔗AdamAnd also, just one more thing for my wife to stab me with, the electric knife. That's the way I look at it. The thing that was interesting is, now I got my brother, I don't even know, my family, everyone's a bunch of step family. What's your step brother-in-law? What's the name of the guy who marries your stepsister?
57:12🔗AdamStep brother-in-law. I see at a certain point, it's just getting too, it gets too far removed. You just wanna call him this dude. I got this dude to carve it for me because I didn't know what he was doing. But here's the thing that's interesting and riddled me this, Drew, the electric knives, they're serrated knives. I mean, you're picturing the knives. It looks like a little saw, it's an electric saw. So I was looking at it and someone said, do you have an electric knife? And I said, no, and then I thought, I'll get the knife in the drawer that looks as closest to that. That's a serrated knife. And as soon as I put that out, no, don't do that, go get a smooth one. And I thought, oh, okay, cause when you use the serrated one, it sort of grinds up the turkey, falls apart. But how has the electric knife worked so well?
57:53🔗DrewIt's a dual action. It's not a single, there's two, yeah.
58:09🔗AdamAnd, Jerry Chris, wake up for a second. Could you go ahead, I don't know where, I think I'm first off.
58:14🔗DrewAnderson, Anderson. We use electric cutter, electric knife.
58:18🔗AdamHe's no electric knife man. Pull up electric knives on the internet. I wanna see a picture, because I've seen them before. I thought they just had one blade.
58:25🔗DrewHe's the ones I've seen her too. Two? We have two. But I need to know that the family made a, there was an appropriate sort of homage to your work at your house. That there was an appreciation of what you'd accomplished there. Well, at least you're step siblings.
58:42🔗AdamYeah, yeah, step people love the house. My dad doesn't know where he is. Mike? Yeah, 26, what's that?
58:56🔗CallerFirst of all, I want to say I love you guys, sure, I love you both, thanks for what you guys do. But I wanted to check in and get your opinion on whether I should confirm my father about an affair that he had when I was sort of, I don't entirely know to be honest, but I think it was like five or six to seven years after that.
59:23🔗DrewAnd are your parents together now? Well, there's sort of two, I kind of have two reactions to this, Mike. One is, it's their relationship, that's their business.
59:33🔗DrewAnd it really has nothing to do with you. Now, one of the realities though about families is that people are to some degree responsible for one another's feelings. And if you need to, in order to sort of let go of this thing, have some sort of conversation with them about it, to put it to rest, so be it. If you can't, if you have that kind of relationship with them. But, on the other hand, if you can just let it go and not let it affect who you are and the kinds of, the way you conduct yourself in relationships, it's really, it's their business. If your mom's enlisting you against him, don't get into it.
1:00:04🔗AdamWell, do you? Mike, let me ask you this. Is there unfinished business with dad? I mean, do you have other feelings?
1:00:14🔗AdamOther feelings of abandonment or he wasn't supportive or?
1:00:18🔗DrewOr do you think of your dad the way Adam often speaks of his?
1:00:21🔗CallerI never would have necessarily known.
1:00:23🔗CallerI mean, he was just always working, was always a thing. But in looking back, I mean, it's their thing, but at the same time, it's, you know, dinner's missed with us potentially and goodness knows what else, you know, he just went around. There was a thing, sir, but yeah.
1:00:36🔗DrewAre you sure your mom's not enlisting you in this?
1:00:40🔗CallerShe told me about it a couple of years ago and I haven't, but it comes up occasionally. I never talked to him about it. He doesn't bring it up, but he knows.
1:00:48🔗AdamI find it sort of, I don't know, somewhere between just selfish and maybe just in sort of poor taste for mom to bring it up.
1:01:08🔗CallerIt's just so long gone at this point.
1:01:11🔗DrewYeah, but what's going on between them now?
1:01:13🔗CallerThey're actually doing, I mean, about as well as they're going to. They're still together. They had a lot of therapy and did everything else.
1:01:19🔗AdamAll right. And they had a lot of therapy. They solved it.
1:01:27🔗DrewWell, it was a long time ago. Why hasn't she let it go?
1:01:31🔗CallerI mean, I think she has to extend. She told me for sort of bizarre reasons after a breakup of mine, she wanted me to know that she got through a really tough time and that was her example, which I admit is quite bizarre.
1:01:41🔗AdamBut no, but at least it has a little context.
1:01:45🔗AdamAll right, so Mike, yeah, don't, you'll find nothing satisfying about this. And did the guy, yeah.
1:01:53🔗DrewIt's not the way to make a relationship. If you're looking to get your relationship closer with dad, this is not the way to do it.
1:01:57🔗AdamDid the guy, you know, put a decent roof over your head and put food on the table? Sure, yeah. All right, leave him alone. Yeah, it's just. We'll do what you guys do.
1:02:12🔗AdamNo, do what we say. But here's the thing. If we thought there was a sense of resolve after doing these things or resolution that you somehow had a weight lifted off you or Ravel, we would by all means recommend doing it. We just know that these sorts of stare downs never really work and you end up feeling worse.
1:02:33🔗DrewAnd then you've got the relationships working. You don't want to get in the middle of their chaos, whatever it is.
1:03:04🔗AdamAll right. Let me listen to his headphones. I want to make sure. I've caught him listening to Lycus before in here. I think they rerun his show on Kayla Saks. There's a, we're having a little controversy. I don't not believe you, Drew, but because I'm not an owner of an electric knife, but to me it's the single blade. I've never even seen the double blade ones. So go over there and navigate, would you? I need to figure out ways to occupy yourself. You better switch it over.
1:04:16🔗CallerSo I was wondering, like, what's the best way to confront them? Cause they both knew before this all happened.
1:04:25🔗AdamThere's a boguosity to it. Kelly, we don't believe you.
1:04:29🔗CallerCause like, well, I just, like, I found this out today. I was just talking to my friend and she, like, she told me some guy was over at her house and I was like, who? And then she, like, eventually I finally got her to tell me, like, I found this out.
1:05:01🔗AdamWell, if you found out today, you must first off, accept our apologies, please. I didn't know you found out today. It's impossible to do a bogus call. Cause bogus call, like a fine wine or cheese, must, there's a whole fermentation process that goes on with a bogus call. You gotta put it in a, what you do is you take a oak barrel and you scorch the inside of it. And then you just go ahead and park it in there for, well, months, and you have to rotate the barrels. It's a long story, but there is a curing process, of course. So it's like smoked meat. So Kelly, you just found out today.
1:06:08🔗AdamIt just feels bogus. And by the way, you got a little gas, so you think you're pregnant? How old is your boyfriend? How old is your friend? Why would your friend do this to you?
1:06:29🔗CallerI don't know. I found this out today and I was...
1:06:33🔗AdamToday, hold on, we'll write that down. Once you find this out, yesterday or tomorrow?
1:06:46🔗AdamOkay, so you found out, well today, so you found out a week ago today. It was a Sunday? And why would your friend... I don't understand why your friend would do this. Did you ever screw around with your friend's bow?
1:07:02🔗CallerAnd like, I was wondering, like, what's the best way to confront them both?
1:07:05🔗AdamNo, that's the bogus part. Kelly, please just tell us it's bogus, if it's bogus, because the game's not bogus. All right, and what do you mean, best way to confront them both? Your friend just, your friend told you over the phone today.
1:07:20🔗CallerWhat, she told you? What do you mean, what's the best way?
1:07:31🔗AdamYour friend who you spoke to, what was it? On Friday? All right.
1:07:57🔗AdamBut there's a day difference between here and New Mexico. All right. Here's the thing. How do you, why do you need to confront her or convince anybody if she's already copped to it less than 24 hours ago?
1:08:08🔗CallerLike I wanted to confront him because like...
1:08:11🔗AdamHow about you just break up with him? He's 18, you're 15, you're going to get pregnant. He's not a good guy.
1:08:18🔗DrewThat's it. And then deal with this possible pregnancy issue. It's more important than anything.
1:08:34🔗AdamYou're going to have to go to Planned Parenthood in a town near you. And you're going to have to figure out what's going on. And then if you are in fact pregnant, call us back. And we'll take it from there. We think there's less than a 5% chance you're pregnant. But...
1:08:52🔗DrewBut about 90% chance that you will be pregnant soon enough.
1:08:55🔗AdamOh, the next four months. Yeah. Please everybody, let's stop the nonsense. Everyone acting out. Look, here's the thing, everybody. Act out all... You know what it's like, Drew, get over here. Enough with the electric knives anymore.
1:09:12🔗DrewI've got one here that's got dual, but you can't really see it that well.
1:09:15🔗AdamYou do. It's got dual knives. Does the majority of them have dual knives?
1:09:18🔗DrewI'm finding... There are not that many of them. All right.
1:09:22🔗AdamCome back here, please. Please. Let Chris continue listening to Arrow. They're playing a supertramp super set. Just coming into Rockvamper. Yeah. Here's what I want to say. Are you ready, Drew? Here's what they tell you about adolescent ears, teen ears, young adult ears. You want to make it out unscathed. And they talk about it in terms of everyone has some story about some friend or somebody from high school that got liquored up and bought it on a motorcycle.
1:10:01🔗AdamThere's people that get, you know, they, they get high. They, I had a, I had a friend who, fantastic guy, guy came over to the house to get a little hit of drugs.
1:10:15🔗AdamA couple of guys. No, over to these, these guys' houses, neighborhood guys, nearby, from near the guys, near the guys' sisters and stuff, came over there, shot, shot up. One guy went to some sort of, you know, convulsive fit, died, and they freaked out and put him in the closet and, you know, found his body a week later and the guys end up doing pretty serious time. The point is, those guys were like 18, 19, 20 or something when this happened. When you have a kid at 16, it's not exactly like buying it on a moped, but it should be looked at as being put in a wheelchair from a diving accident, you know what I mean? We don't look at it that way, we look at it, I mean we do, but as a society, we don't really look at it. We're looking, as young men, you should not be paralyzed by jumping off the reservoir in the shallow water, you should not get cleaned out on a motorcycle, you should not drink yourself into some sort of alcoholic coma and not make it, see your 20th birthday, and as a girl, you crapping out a kid or two at 16 and 17, it's basically the equivalent to you getting put in a wheelchair. You've drastically altered your life in a negative way, you've become a burden on society, in many ways, you've limited your options, you can't pay taxes anymore, society now has to sort of step in and get you the electric chair and get you the bag to crap in and build a ramp in front of your mom's house. Yes? This is the equivalent of it. Let's start looking at it that way. All right, I'm done. Take a break, be right back after this. See it's Love Line, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1-er. Alrighty. Engineer Anderson, I don't count you amongst the groupers I look at through the tank when I do this show anymore, by the way. I know you're a big fan. I was complaining off the air about that. What's, where do you wanna go, Drew?
1:12:45🔗CallerA rerun on 91X, and you guys were talking about, let me see, a guy called him with a rape fetish. I don't even know if you would remember, but you guys were saying that people with those kind of fetishes are disgusted with their own sexuality, and then Drew had mentioned also people who seek to be involved with somebody who's already in a relationship, they also are disgusted with their own sexuality.
1:13:11🔗DrewYou're misinterpreting things a little bit.
1:13:24🔗CallerOkay, that's what I was talking about.
1:13:26🔗DrewThat's the basic bottom line. Now, what I was talking about was people disgust themselves sometimes with their sexuality, either by overdoing it or have feelings of disgust around their sexuality, have trouble feeling comfortable. This is various sort of manifestations of that, but the basic paradigm, when you go with the unavailable guys all the time, it's because you've never had an available relationship with someone you love. And you can't tolerate it.
1:13:51🔗AdamAnd by the way, there's an element of that that's just built into females, the, you know, it's that sort of fighting over the handbag at the sales counter. They don't even want it. The fact that some other broad ones, it makes them want it. Guys don't have much of that. Guys are looking for stuff that fell off the truck.
1:14:16🔗CallerOh yeah, I lost my father when I was nine and my oldest brother a few years after that.
1:14:22🔗DrewNope, there you go. These are really unresolved grief issues for you. And that is something you should be able to work through.
1:14:27🔗AdamLet me float this, Drew. It's almost as if women, most all women have this sort of unobtainable guy built-in thing. It's sort of built in to them. And then when their dad abandons them or dies tragically, it activates them.
1:14:49🔗AdamYeah, that's right. Some blow. We gotta get, you know, I'm telling you, Anderson, Anderson, we gotta get Fox on the Run by Sweet. If you can get that song, Fox on the Run by Sweet.
1:15:04🔗DrewWas that what the background music was?
1:15:06🔗AdamWell, that would be during Fox Night at Orange County International. If you can find that song, I could probably do a pretty faithful recreation of one of those drag racing commercials.
1:16:34🔗AdamI've seen the billboards, Drew. How could they be lying about it? That's as many people as died in Vietnam after five years. Second-hand smoke.
1:16:41🔗DrewWell, it'll take care of it now because you can't smoke on the beach, you can't smoke in the restaurants, you can't smoke in the street, you can't smoke in your car.
1:16:46🔗AdamThey've sort of gone away from the second-hand smoke thing. Like it was sort of like the hysteria around the implants, the breast implants, silicone breast implants. Well, it was first-rate killer about four years ago, and now it's gone again. Doesn't seem to hurt anybody. Second-hand smoke, people are just dropping like flies. Kids were dropping. Now, that seems to have gone away now. It just, well, here's the way it is. We got a wild bug up our ass about harping on something that we didn't like, so we made up some facts and we went nuts with it. Now, we're kind of done. Plus, people were poking around. Jammer came out with an article. It said six people died instead of 55,000, and so we decided to reel it in a little bit. Fantastic. No long-term, no repercussions. By the way, we're all on pins and needles waiting for the next duke log you float down your river, by the way, that we're all gonna buy into. Fantastic. All right. Cassidy?
1:17:44🔗DrewThis is Cassidy, the missile-firing squirter. You're back?
1:17:58🔗DrewShe charged the phone in five minutes, got back in the car?
1:18:01🔗AdamAll right, listen. Whatever, she's a mover and a shaker, this one. So you do bachelor parties, you do a little girl on girl action, you do a toy show, and your girl partner taught you how to squirt something out of your vagina.
1:18:20🔗CallerRight. Yeah. I always thought it was weird, like whenever somebody was talking about how girls squirt and they think it's hot and everything, I just told them, I think it's pee, I'm pretty sure it's pee, but everybody's always saying, no, no, it's come, it's come.
1:18:35🔗DrewWell, most people are talking about what happens when a woman has an orgasm, not when she pushes down to, because those who are having a bowel movement, because that's when the urine comes out.
1:18:46🔗AdamYeah. Also, sometimes it's hard to get your cleaning deposit back from the suite at the Ramada when you do too much squirting. I learned that the hard way with the ladies. Whoever put the credit card down, that's out of luck. So, now, do you work a lot? Do you still do in the bachelor parties?
1:19:07🔗CallerI haven't in a couple months because I managed to save up the money so I haven't really had the need to work a whole lot. But I used to do it pretty much every weekend.
1:19:16🔗AdamAnd you would do the girl on girl simulated lesbian act?
1:19:22🔗CallerSomewhat. A lot of us girls didn't really get into it a whole lot, but we did a little bit of simulation. Like one girl had really long hair. She could put her face over another girl's vagina and make it look like they were actually going on it or going at it.
1:19:50🔗AdamAll right, and what do you moved on to now? You just over at the library or where are you working?
1:19:56🔗CallerI have moved on, actually. After I got done with a little bit of dancing a couple of months ago, I started doing a little bit of porn in LA.
1:20:05🔗AdamOh, okay, all right. Yeah. All right, okay.
1:20:52🔗AdamSaving Private Ryan, Tom Hanks and fellow actors actually bivouacked for a few days, actually did basic training, really were able to bond. And that's really, that's the mark of a professional, if you think about it. Someone's, you know, you got a double penetration scene coming. A lot of people would just, well, they'd just sit there and watch Dertivo and Mark X is on the calendar until the double P scene came, but not Cassidy. She went out and got herself a butt block.
1:21:24🔗DrewShe took the whole notion of an internal cue to a new level.
1:21:27🔗AdamThat's right, that's right. And so of course, when the day came for the double penetration, you were ready, yes?
1:21:34🔗CallerYeah, definitely ready. I was really excited because it was with a really big company. Can I actually say the name?
1:21:49🔗AdamThe book was better. Yeah, it was great. The double penetration chapter was awesome. So Cassidy, now what? More porn?
1:22:03🔗CallerI'm not really sure. I'm actually getting a boob job this Friday, so I'm going to be out for about a month before I can do anything else. I'd like to continue porn, but a lot of companies have a no fake breast policy.
1:22:18🔗CallerYeah, so I'd be stuck with stripping.
1:22:21🔗AdamOK, well, let me tell you something important. I hurt my back and was unable to continue playing football. You know what I mean? A lot of dreams are dashed. There's a lot of guys that blow out their knees. Not everyone's able to get to that level. She's been to the show, which is more than a lot of people can say. No fake boob policy? Yeah, a lot of porn. Let's really just examine that statement. A lot of porn companies have a no fake boob policy. Really? Think about that. Yeah, it's like a lot of lobster joints have a no bib policy. Really?
1:23:09🔗AdamAnd it doesn't make sense. All right, so that just means your face is a little funky, by the way, when they float the no boob policy. By the way, Cassie, why get the boob job if there's a no boob policy?
1:23:25🔗CallerBecause something I've always wanted to do was to have breast enhancements. I have a nice boob right now, but I just always wanted something bigger and a little more attractive.
1:23:34🔗AdamRight, more novel. And what happened here? Abused, re-abused?
1:23:39🔗CallerNo, nothing, I just, I love sex. I really enjoy it.
1:24:08🔗CallerMy dad was an alcoholic, pretty bad.
1:24:10🔗DrewOh, well, everyone's father is not a bad alcoholic. So your childhood was just like everybody else's. So how dare anybody suggest something different about that?
1:24:40🔗CallerI never, I never saw anything actually. Like I didn't even realize he was an alcoholic until he told me to my face about a year ago.
1:24:47🔗DrewAnd the severe withdrawals didn't bother you, weren't scary?
1:24:51🔗CallerI didn't know about it. I never, never saw anything. I didn't know my dad really was an alcoholic. I saw him drink beers all the time, but you know.
1:25:09🔗DrewYeah, it's part of this thing. She got the gene. And this is how it's manifesting. We'll see. Yeah. I bet there's a little stimulant use in there.
1:25:18🔗AdamYour first porn movie is Double Penetration, by the way. That's baptism by fire.
1:25:24🔗DrewI'm feeling a North American Indian here.
1:25:55🔗AdamI've learned that it's impossible to judge. Physically impossible. I've attempted to judge. It's impossible. Take a quick break. Be right back after this. Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam Nance, Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-A-V-E-191-R. Tomorrow night, everyone, Mark McGrath and Dana Devon gonna be in here from Extra. Guilty pleasure, watch shows every night. It's great to see Mark doing well. Fits right in. All right, you ready to keep on keepin on? Yeah. Jen? 23? What's up?
1:27:01🔗CallerUm, I've had a boyfriend for like, three years, and he moved away probably like in June. We had broken up, but like we still talk on the phone. He's out of state. He went to be with one of his children, one of three, and he just recently told me that he has feelings for his child's mother. So I hung up on him that was like two weeks ago. Like, do I make an effort to...
1:27:25🔗DrewNo, no. Whether it's true or not, he is telling you something loud and clear. Don't get into it. Plus, he's chaos, he's a jack-off.
1:27:34🔗AdamHe has three kids. Why do you want this chaotic idiot in your life?
1:27:38🔗CallerI don't know, you know, it's just like, I've been with him for three years and, you know, that was my life, that was my whole life.
1:27:53🔗DrewOh, come on. Didn't they have a hint that there'd be trouble down the line?
1:27:57🔗CallerWell, I didn't know that he had three children until, like, probably in May.
1:28:03🔗DrewOh, well, that makes it much better, then. Of course you'd want to stay with that guy who didn't tell you about his three kids. That would make him an even better guy. Right.
1:28:52🔗AdamWell, first off, it's easy to do better, this guy. Go down to a batting cage and find the guy who's handing the helmets out, and you can do better than this guy.
1:29:01🔗DrewI know it's not about that. I mean, if he's an abusive, unavailable a-hole, she's going to be interested in him.
1:29:04🔗AdamWhere's... Is your dad a horrible guy?
1:29:06🔗CallerI consider myself more of like a daddy's girl.
1:29:10🔗AdamAll right. Well, stop disrespecting your father by being with this idiot. And...
1:29:15🔗CallerNo, everyone hates him, but I don't know how...
1:29:19🔗AdamLook, everyone hates him. He's got three kids with three different parents, three different moms. You're paying for the guy. You're attractive. You're young. You make a decent income. I don't know what's wrong. We burn in some sort of refinery fire or something. What's wrong with your personality?
1:30:00🔗AdamListen, Jen, we all know you can do better than this. All your friends. And by the way, everyone listen to your friends when they tell you either your ass is getting big or you could do better than this.
1:30:12🔗DrewWait, what was her mom learn? This is a little F you to mom.
1:30:14🔗AdamReally? Oh, oh, pay back for mom? She gives you everything? When girls become daddy's girl, it's something with mom. There's a beef with mom.
1:30:31🔗DrewRight, it's running, we're getting refuge in dad because mom is just too abusive or whatever.
1:30:55🔗AdamWhat do you have to see? Your dad, who's, your daddy's a little girl, your dad would never lie to you, lie to you. He says your mom is ahead of Ferris.
1:31:10🔗AdamOkay, it's zero insight and lots of denial. Just stop it then. Everybody, please.
1:31:16🔗DrewJen, there's a lot more going on in you than you know.
1:31:17🔗AdamAll right, here's what I want to say, everyone. I know we can't judge, but I would like you to start judging.
1:31:24🔗DrewPlease judge. No, judge. That's not being judgemental.
1:31:26🔗AdamWhen a guy has three kids from three different women, feel free to judge. Please start judging, everybody. Let's judge. Why not judge?
1:31:36🔗DrewYes, there are certain people that require, that need our judgment. That's what judgment means, right, to be able to know good, bad, right, wrong.
1:31:43🔗AdamYes, and by the way, you should be punished for that. You shouldn't have a fourth woman waiting to spread her legs for you. You really shouldn't. We have to do that. And this sort of thing where, oh, the guy's got a rap sheet as long as my arm, he's got three kids from three different mommies and all kinds of stuff, but I, no, no, no, it's a bad guy.
1:32:09🔗AdamI know we gotta take a break, but there's a notion in this society that somehow good people can do bad things over and over again. No, that's what defines a bad person. Oh, but in his heart, who gives a rat's ass what's in his heart? He's doing bad things, therefore, bad guy. Can we judge? After this. Hey, well that's a show y'all. Thanks for tuning in tomorrow night. Mark McGrath, of course, you know, from Sugar Ray, and of course, Dana Devon, you know, from Extra. And then you know both from Extra. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.