14:33🔗
Adam
Everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, the great and sober Andy Dick in studio tonight, everybody. A new lease on life Andy has. Oh, yes.
15:05🔗
Adam
Well, I know, but I look, I never wanted to say anything, but your morbid obesity has gotten out of hand.
15:19🔗
Adam
Well, perhaps the copious amounts of drugs you've done in the past has done some damage, yes?
15:35🔗
Adam
I grew up sort of thinking, well, you are what you eat, and if you do drugs, you're gonna be a vegetable, or you're not gonna be able to form a sentence. And I realized nothing trumps a good hand dealt to you. Like, if you have nice skin, it's really hard to eff it up. All the chocolate, all the grease, all the poor hygiene habits. If you have really nice skin, almost impossible to eff it up. If you have a razor sharp brain like Mr. Dick does over here, and you're quick with the synapses, it's really difficult, even with the tons, I mean the bushels of pot he smoked, the kilos of cocaine, all the drugs. Still fairly sharp, much sharper than your average guy, even in the throes of the drug addiction.
16:25🔗
Andy Dick
But much of the drugs of addiction, alcohol is really the only one that causes cognition changes. The rest of them cause mood problems and maybe even some memory problems. But the one that actually creates a change in your thinking, your intellect, that's alcohol. Sorry. That's your medicine.
16:44🔗
Andy Dick
And it's the one that could, it's a direct poison to all brain tissues. So it destroys globally, while amphetamines destroy the mood centers.
17:04🔗
Adam
All right, but here's my point, as I was saying to Dr. Drew last night too. I mean, I did the Best Damn Sports Show last week with Thomas Hollywood Henderson, who was a name from the past. He was with the Dallas Cowboys when they won a couple of Super Bowls. He was all pro defensive, wide, he was a defensive outside linebacker, he used to go to the Pro Bowl and everything, he used to run circles around everyone, was high on Coke the entire time, never worked out once.
17:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, and Lawrence Taylor now, the more you look into Lawrence Taylor, arguably the greatest defensive player to ever go out on a football field, just did mounds of Coke and never really worked out. It was hung over night before, out banging hookers and doing pounds of Coke.
17:50🔗
Drew
And there are artists like that, and I mean like actors and musicians that do so many drugs and drink so much. I have experimented with drugs and alcohol.
18:00🔗
Drew
Well, I mean, I'm talking about performing. I've performed in front of the camera or live on stage on almost every combination you can imagine as an experiment on myself and I'm the guinea pig.
18:13🔗
Drew
Sometimes I'm the only one laughing, but it's a real good show, one man show for me to watch.
18:18🔗
Adam
All right, so I've always been interested in that because I'm scared, I don't mind having a few beers and doing a best man speech, but I would be scared to get high and go out and do a talk show.
18:29🔗
Drew
One of my first times doing that, I did it on the Second City stage and it was with Louis Arquette, the father of all those damn Arquettes, from Rosanna to Patricia to David. No, he was in Second City, Second City from Chicago, and we did it out here. He was one of the teachers and just one of the pillars from the 50s, man. He was from the 50s Second City. And he got me before I did a live on stage show at the Second City. He said, come here, come into my van. He was living in a van at the time. No, he wasn't. He is an awesome man who I look up to. He's not with us anymore. No, this guy got me so high on such good pot. And then I went on stage to do these scripted old second city scenes. I couldn't remember my lines and I was sweating bullets. And we just had to black out in the middle of a scene and I was shaking and sweating. I have since learned to ride that way.
19:31🔗
Drew
No, I took it on as a challenge and I have since learned to ride that. You know, it's like going on a wave at first and then crashing out or wiping out and then saying, you know what, I'm going to get back on that damn horse.
19:54🔗
Adam
Well, this is a good question. I know they're all a little bit different. What is the best drug to perform with?
20:02🔗
Drew
I used to say, what did I use to say? I used to say a really good combo. I used to have Dr. Dick's ultimate stage performing combo. And it has something to do with a little, like one or two beers, just a shot of either tequila or vodka. And it depended on where I was at in my using and drinking. Like I might have needed a little more. And then just to be a little bit high. And if I was feeling a little down, just a quick little pick me up with a little bump.
20:33🔗
Just a little bit of a pick me up.
20:36🔗
And then I could see that working.
20:38🔗
Drew
And then I would be like pretty even keeled, but on a high vibration. I'd be vibrating on stage.
20:52🔗
Drew
Or with the band. And sometimes, but I'm telling you, what I'm talking about is something that I would have to do. Because I was the guy that was drinking every night or smoking pot every day like that. So that I had to kind of whip up some kind of alchemy or some chemicals to get myself to just a little bit more of a performance level. Now, I can do that without anything. I can drink a little green tea and be a little more vibrating.
21:28🔗
Drew
Yeah, three months. It's not a long time. No. It was just the summer. I was just drinking a little bit.
21:38🔗
Drew
Oh, yeah. I didn't know where my head was. It was way up my butt. My head was up my ass.
21:50🔗
Adam
Scrape the cleft, would you, Drew? So here's the thing. So now you're on a natural raw food kick, right?
22:08🔗
Drew
I wake up, I do this thing that's part of what I... I did a cleanse, fast. The master cleanser, which is the cayenne, cayenne maple syrup, lemon juice cleanse. And I did that for... That's all you drink, is water. With cayenne pepper, lemon juice and maple syrup. You did that for 16 days. 16 days.
22:31🔗
Drew
It adds the minerals and the things you need and the sugars that you need. And I was fine for 16 days, but I had to drink it every hour. And then...
22:38🔗
Adam
Ended up putting on 18 pounds. Every hour you drink the cayenne pepper, the maple syrup...
22:58🔗
Drew
You know, they really did. They couldn't find food and they would starve. And Jesus Christ did it for 40 days and 40 nights.
23:15🔗
Adam
I'm not even a Jew. That was Noah in the ark. Here's the thing. So you did that. Now, did you lose weight? Did you flush out?
23:22🔗
Drew
But everything I flushed out was all toxic. The body is so smart. The body is so smart. It will not eat anything healthy. It will not destroy any healthy tissue whatsoever. It will go for the sickly, toxic, cancerous cells. That's just what it does. Crap map.
23:46🔗
Drew
That was the thing. I take one of those glasses. I just have one to get me going. One of the cayenne things and it gets me, you know, flushed out. And then I'll eat fruit up until noon. So I'll eat like pineapple or mango or papaya is one of my favorites. Nice.
24:22🔗
Adam
Well, come on. It's been 10 minutes and I haven't made any kind of gay jokes at all. It's been over 10 minutes and 12 seconds. I don't eat cons.
24:59🔗
Andy Dick
What's lunchtime? You need at least, Andy, you need 120 grams to get through a day.
25:26🔗
Drew
Just so you know, a seed or a nut has an inhibitor on it, an enzyme inhibitor, which makes it... that's so that they won't start growing, right? But if you put them in water and you just start to sprout them, just for like one day, then your body can actually absorb all the nutrients.
25:45🔗
Adam
I don't like nuts unless they're like either smoked or covered with like that honey Dijon stuff. Here's a smoke.
26:29🔗
Drew
I did this for a year before once. Years ago, I did it for a whole year. And I stopped because there wasn't very much support out there for it, but now it's kind it. Was wondering, I just found that out.
26:50🔗
Adam
Well, I was trying to think of, now, what if you do something like this? Here's an interesting one, I can't think of the stupid dish, get it at the Mexican restaurant, they chop up the fish, they put the lime juice and stuff on it.
27:12🔗
Adam
He lands on his feet. Listen, ceviche is cooked by the acid in the lime, see what I'm saying? So, it's sort of like eating cooked fish, but it never sees any flame. Maybe you could eat your fish raw, but still cooked and win on a technicality, like beating the IRS.
27:34🔗
Adam
All right. I had another gay joke, but let's move forward. What's going on with you? Do you have a girlfriend?
27:43🔗
Adam
Andy has some super smoking hot young chicks that he dates. Yeah, she was gorgeous. No, I know.
27:52🔗
Adam
What do you mean? Well, you get chicks that are a little bit nutty, a little bit chaotic.
28:03🔗
Drew
I'm too crazy to be in the relationship. I need them, and then when they need me, I can't do it. I just can't be there. But I need them to be there for me.
28:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, but it seems like at whatever age you are, which is probably an age where it's time to start getting over this stuff.
28:22🔗
Adam
It's probably about the time that this stuff starts, this kind of relationship, neurosis starts to coast to a stop.
28:28🔗
Drew
Yeah, but you know what it is for me? I'm just starting to be comfortable being alone is what it is, so that's luckily. I've been praying for that, actually.
28:47🔗
Adam
It sounds like a cliché, but I could remember when I was early 20s, your skin starts crawling when you're alone. You shouldn't do it.
28:59🔗
Adam
Really? God bless Andy Dick. He's eating raw stuff. He's out of the relationship, but that's all right. And you know where he's been to Andy, he's going to Andy.
29:15🔗
Adam
Speaking of tomorrow, well, not tomorrow, but Friday, ABC, TGIF, 930 Less Than Perfect. We had Sarah Ruh in here. I was suggesting to her that the advertising campaign should be TGIF and F. Is that what it was, or F and Fridays, or TGIF and funny? Yeah, TGIF and funny. Yeah. Little Ed.
29:43🔗
Adam
She was amused, but then she had to leave. She could talk to executives. She may not have gotten around to it, so you may want to bring that up when you go in. Anna? Hi.
29:58🔗
Caller
Well, my problem is that my ex-boyfriend, we broke up two months ago, has been trying to keep contact with me over the past couple of months. He sent me five emails. He's called me a couple of times, and I just haven't responded to him. I've been trying to ignore him. And recently, I've had some issues with jobs, and I had to go back to work at my old job. And I just found out that he also started working there as well. So now I'm forced with the issue, the fact that I'm going to be working with him at this job.
30:31🔗
Caller
At a restaurant. I go to school full time, so it's really hard for me to find work that will coincide with my work schedule.
30:52🔗
Adam
I know someone came up with server because it sounds better than waiter or waitress, but not really. Yeah, it sounds a lot closer to servant or slave or slave even than waitress or waiter sounds noble compared to server.
31:14🔗
Caller
I found out that he lied to me after we broke up because we tried to be friends for a long time. Because we have the same friend group.
31:25🔗
Caller
He was still telling me that he was still in love with me after he broke up with me. And during that time, he was sleeping with a girl.
31:39🔗
Andy Dick
No, for a woman, that's a contradiction. For a guy, that's how they cope with being in love with somebody but not being with them.
31:50🔗
Andy Dick
Look, whatever it is, you're done with him and that's fine. What does he do at the restaurant? How can you avoid him at the restaurant?
31:59🔗
Adam
You're not gonna be able to do it. Hey, he broke up with you and wants to get back together with you.
32:04🔗
Caller
No, he doesn't want to get back together with me. He's dating somebody right now, but he still keeps contact with me.
32:18🔗
Caller
He'll say about the fact that he still wants to be friends with me and he doesn't want to lose me.
32:38🔗
Adam
It's not gonna blow up in your face. You've painted it, by the way, like, A, well, first off, she said, you know, my ex-boyfriend and we've broken up for a few months and he's constantly emailing me. And now he's taking a job back where I'm working. Okay, this poor desperate guy is trying to scratch and claws way back into her life.
32:58🔗
Adam
No, he dumped her. He's banging somebody else. He's extending the olive branch and she still has feelings for him. Oh, look, all you got to do is admit you have feelings for him. And if you do, it's going to be a bad situation. But if you really don't, then just go to work.
33:15🔗
Caller
Well, I just worry that he's just going to keep doing the same thing. Like I don't want to hang out.
33:24🔗
You don't like him.
33:47🔗
Caller
I sent him an email and I told him, listen, you know, I don't want anything further to do with you.
33:51🔗
Adam
Yeah, no, you said, I'm mad at you for what you did, whatever, and he feels bad and he's trying to make up for it.
33:58🔗
Caller
No, I just sent it to him recently when I was going to be going back to work and I said, listen, we're going to be working together. I just want us to have a work relationship. I don't want any good outside of either way. Did he?
34:17🔗
Adam
It's going to your work. You miss him. Lucky. Look, I lived in a, I grew up in a house of 800 square feet. I voided my parents for nine years. Believe me, it's easy to do.
34:44🔗
Adam
I swear to you, yeah. I'm going to figure out the square footage of my grandmother's house during the commercial break.
35:18🔗
Adam
Let me tell you what was in my room. My room had the washing machine. It had the water heater. I should have been dead of carbon monoxide. I think I should have blown up and killed me many times over. One ear's melted off. I can barely talk.
35:38🔗
Adam
Hey, Drew, I was beating off when I was there. Drew's coming down. Drew's having to tend to my wounds that open up when I laugh too hard. It's sad. Yeah. Water heater, washing machine and meter. The meter reader, the electric meter guy, he would come into my room and I should walk into my room and open the closet and have to read the meter, which is inside the house. But ironically, meter inside the house, white trash. For some reason, usually sofa outside the house, white trash. Meter inside, white trash.
36:18🔗
Adam
Yeah. It was a porch that was about five feet by nine and a half feet that ended up getting a roof put on it, not closed, you know, open beam, and then just a wall and a couple windows. And yeah, there it was.
36:35🔗
Adam
Fabulous North Hollywood. Oh, man. Oh, what a dream. What a palatial state. Let me tell you something about how crappy that room was and that house was. I watch Extreme Home Makeover fairly religiously, and every time I watch the show, they do that beginning thing where they're like, we're in the Johnson family and they got the six people and they're walking through and they're like, oh, my God, look at the size of your bedroom. Oh, look, you have no closet. You haven't. And I always go, wow, those people are really down. And then I go, wait a minute. My room was twice as bad as that and twice as small. How dare my parents.
37:17🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, there were three homes, three homes, not three apartments, three separate homes in North Hollywood, three sets of adults, three couples, average age at the time combined with the grandparents and the dad were probably 61 years of age. Out of the three homes, there was one washing machine.
37:37🔗
Adam
Well, my parents got divorced. My dad bought a house in North Hollywood for $17,500, by the way, in 1975. Close your eyes. Imagine what $17,500 gets you.
37:50🔗
Adam
No, it was a dirt driveway. And my grandmother, by the way, this is a nice piece of trivia. My grandmother is now 91 years old and last weekend received her first washer and dryer, albeit used, but received her first washer and dryer.
38:15🔗
Adam
Andy. I didn't. That's not a one. Andy. One is with actually, you know, beat you with a switch for yawning in front of them. Andy Dick is here tonight. Less than perfect. F and Funny Fridays on 930 ABC. We'll take a quick break. Be right back after this.
38:43🔗
Loveline is brought to you by the Sony Network Walkman player.
38:46🔗
Caller
Hello. This is the Mango from the Saturday Night Live. And you did listen to the Loveline with the Adam Carolla sus and the Drew man with the ass. No, you can't have me.
39:03🔗
Yeah, Loveline, Fast-Growing Outlaw Radio North.
39:19🔗
Adam
I could tell you, but I have to kill you. 35, 35 after eight o'clock, 25 away from the top of the hour. Nine o'clock coming up straight up top of the hour. News and traffic coming up. Oh, a little news. A little weather report, a little traffic, a traffic in lanes. Look out, imagine debris, the four or five, watch out for brake lights and 101 Harbor Exchange.
39:37🔗
Slow and go. Look out.
39:38🔗
All right.
39:44🔗
Adam
It's a funny guy, Andy Dick, everybody. He's on, he's a good friend, a dear friend, I'll tell you, funny, funny guy, big fan, never missed a guy. Yeah, and you know, he doesn't like Chris the Mango, by the way, Chris, Chris Katana.
40:38🔗
Adam
Okay, well here's my point. What was the deal with the Chris Kattan, Andy Dick, Saturday Night Live thing? I don't want to knock any scabs off wounds, but he played you.
41:01🔗
Drew
No, not my friends. Oh, he's your friend? Yeah, we were friends. Oh, you were friends? I had performed with him at the Groundlings and I knew him and it'd be like if you, you know, got AIDS, if you got AIDS and I just went, look at me, I'm Adam Carolla with AIDS.
41:22🔗
Adam
It wouldn't be. You're right. You're right. But if I had AIDS, it would only be HIV. It wouldn't be full blown AIDS because Drew would nip it in the butt. Drew had me on that triple cocktail and that'd be eating all those raw berries.
41:38🔗
Drew
It was just, that was a bad time. I was also very weak. You were weak? Well, you know, my mind, I was very upset. That was the first time I had ever stopped doing drugs and alcohol all together after years. So, you know, when you first stop, you're shaky and scared and paranoid and freaked out. And then, you know, it was bad enough to have people talk about me that I didn't know. But then when a friend portrays me in a really horrible way.
42:10🔗
Drew
I think somebody told me about it. And I was in rehab and I just got very upset. It's the stuff that makes people commit suicide.
42:18🔗
Drew
I'll tell you that. It's the stuff that makes people commit suicide. And I've seen people commit suicide for less things than that.
42:57🔗
Drew
You know, I'm sure he just doesn't have his crap together, but he's when it comes down to it, I'm sure he's a good guy.
43:03🔗
Drew
He's I don't know him anymore, but I think he's having a little trouble with the drugs and alcohol now. The tables have turned.
43:16🔗
Drew
Great. No, he's a good guy. And I just would rather not work with him or even talk about him. Too much time spent.
43:28🔗
Caller
Well, I've been bleeding for over a month and I don't know if it's from chronic masturbating or my body adjusting to the lithium I'm on.
43:42🔗
Drew
I just wanted to clarify. And I wanted to say that sentence. I wanted to say that sentence.
43:47🔗
Adam
Drew, what's the worst place to bleed out of? I've seen a lot of action movies and I think the ear.
44:01🔗
Drew
No, the blood wouldn't get down there. No, it would come out the ear. So now what if it came out the ear, dripped down the body and then was...
44:08🔗
Adam
I agree with Andy. Sometimes when you have like a transmission fluid leak, you think it's a certain spot in the driveway, but it follows the contour and comes out on the low drain plug part of the transmission.
44:36🔗
Caller
Yeah, I used to strip too and, you know, I so used to sex and now I masturbate all the time.
44:41🔗
Drew
Well, let me ask the Dr. Drew question. When were you or how were you molested as a child? Really?
44:58🔗
Drew
Now when you are you masturbating with like with a black and decker or I mean, a vibrator like hard with drill bits on it.
45:20🔗
Drew
I'm getting manic here. Put down the mag night light. Stop putting it up your vagina. It would make me bleed.
45:45🔗
Andy Dick
Lithium can affect thyroid function, and thyroid is a very common cause of dysfunctional uterine bleeding. So you need to get your lithium level checked, your iron level checked, and your thyroid level checked.
45:59🔗
Andy Dick
And then the compulsive masturbation means your mania is not being properly treated. So you need to talk to whoever's prescribing the lithium about maybe a more modern mood stabilizer like a trileptal or valproic acid, something like that.
46:30🔗
Adam
Where did you strip? Did you move from Nevada or something? No stripper work to be found in Arkansas?
46:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, it really does vary quite a bit. All right, Rainn, so what are you doing for work now, by the way?
47:10🔗
Andy Dick
You're 22, living with your parents, you have to move with them? What's up with that?
47:14🔗
Caller
I moved with them to go to college at UALR, University of Arkansas, UALR, University of Arkansas, Little Rock.
47:40🔗
Adam
By the way, it's got to be bad news when you couldn't make it in. Your SAT scores weren't high enough to make it into a college that's named after a pig.
47:56🔗
Caller
I guess it's smart to get into a real school, but with all the meds I have to be on, the lithium and the resperidol.
48:14🔗
Drew
I could cure her with nutrition and I know I really could, but people can't stick to it. Right. I know. I really, I swear to you, I could.
48:21🔗
Andy Dick
Unfortunately, Andy, people die of bipolar condition and you can't really screw with that.
48:52🔗
Adam
It's got to be. It's going to be horrible. You move in Arkansas and your stripper daughter wants to go.
48:57🔗
Drew
It's horrible if you're in the audience and the stripper you're watching is bleeding from her vagina. That's what's horrible.
49:14🔗
Adam
You know what I would have done if I were a parent? I would have been like when a car would have been all loaded up to go to Arkansas and I would have been like, sweetie, hold on. Before you get in. I mean, I showed him a vibrator. We got him excited. Like, here you go. Here you go. And I would have chucked it. Chucked it in the woods. And then while she ran after it, me and the missus would jump in the car and peel out. Awesome, right? Good. Yeah. Andy Dick in studio tonight. Part of the TGIF and funny Friday night lineup on ABC 930. A little something called Less Than Perfect. A clean and sober Andy Dick, everybody.
49:51🔗
I just wanted to see the wet pink stick.
50:07🔗
Drew
I thought it was when that guy wanted you to check out his ding dong because he had a rash and I insisted on being your assistant.
50:14🔗
I just wanted to see the wet pink stick.
50:19🔗
Adam
But that's something else. Andy, what are your B.M.'s like? Like I imagine shredded wheat. Good. Like just a big. Remember the big shredded wheat? Yeah.
50:41🔗
Adam
Like back in the day, they were more like a space bar. Remember those? Little, little, little yellow packet. Yeah. Yeah. And now they're probably like one of those pine mountain logs. Yes. Fiberous. All right. Let's take a break. Andy Dick and Stuart and I will take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Loveline. You know, Drew, smelling good is more than a smell. It's an attitude.
51:13🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Anthony Kiedis in here from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Dr. Drew, to my left and to my left or left, the great Andy Dick, everyone. Less than Perfect, ABC 930, Friday Nights, everyone, going on year three.
51:37🔗
Drew
She's fun. Yeah, I really like her. In the last month or so, we've been laughing a lot, but I laugh with everybody there. Everybody there is so awesome. They're way better than me, I'll tell you that.
51:56🔗
Drew
Oh, shut the F up. I'm a good person. You know, I just struggle, you know? It really is hard for me. Andrea Parker is so fun and so classy and so beautiful. And Sherri Shepherd is so loving and funny.
52:19🔗
Drew
Come on, everything's a struggle. Sometimes I struggle just to get out of bed or, you know.
52:43🔗
Drew
I was happy when I was drinking. Give me a beer and some tequila and a big fat blunt and I'm happy. I'm happy just to look at it.
52:55🔗
Jesus Christ in heaven. Where is this bin?
53:14🔗
Adam
I know what you're saying. I get the same people asking me if I'm having a good time. It just reminds me of the rerunning. I hosted the Late Late Show a couple of weeks ago.
54:04🔗
Adam
Well, it kind of varied like, you know, like Tom Arnold was sort of good in his own crazy way.
54:11🔗
Adam
And Michael Ian Black was good in a sort of very competent way. Like, it was surprising. A lot of people just came in and took over the show and sort of didn't miss a beat, didn't drop a line, found the camera, didn't flub anything, you know, held the cards up to the right direction.
54:57🔗
Drew
He sucks my nuts. My soggy, soaked nuts. I soak my nuts. I eat raw food. I soak my nuts. I don't want to say that.
55:08🔗
Adam
Here's my point. They went ahead and looked at, I don't know, 20 people and they narrowed it down to about five people. I was in that group of five. They then were supposed to tell everybody who they were going to pick like two weeks ago. But instead, they wanted that group of five people to each host a full week and that they would make their decision around the first. They didn't tell me not to say anything. So I just said, I'm going to go ahead and say it. I declined because I have other deals going on in other places that have been put on hold for a while. And now they're asking to push it back another two months and these other people can't wait on the off chance that I might get the gig. So I just said thanks but no thanks. And now I'm moving ahead with other plans. But for some reason, they're on like hiatus this week and they're re-airing shows. I guess the fact that they're re-airing one of my shows is a good sign because they're not going to take the crappy ones, right?
56:16🔗
Adam
It was excellent. So Andy, you can watch me tonight after Letterman on CBS if you want to see how it went.
56:30🔗
Adam
Oh yeah. Also, a Drawn Together show is on tonight too, but I think we're only about 10 minutes left of that show. Are you ready to go?
56:39🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, well, look, hold on a second. How many times you plug your goddamn book? I'm on a TV show. I'm not allowed to give it a munchin? And don't give me that, but don't give me that.
56:58🔗
How are you?
57:00🔗
Good. I have a question regarding a kidney transplant.
57:37🔗
Caller
I know, and I haven't because I'm totally protective over it and all that good stuff, but I'm just curious and I don't want to ask the doctor.
57:53🔗
Drew
If you want to do mushrooms, I happen to have some left over in my account. I really do. Somebody gave some to me. I went to Chris Pontius' bachelor party from Bam. I can only imagine. No, from Wild Boys. Oh, it was just wild. But anyway, somebody just gave me a bag of mushrooms.
58:16🔗
Andy Dick
No. You know, Dana, there's nothing specific about it that would interact with the medications or would harm the kidney, though, you know, I don't know if anyone's ever studied other potential problems with a transplanted kidney.
58:40🔗
Caller
I know. And it's pretty bad. I wouldn't and that's why I would never do it without, you know.
58:49🔗
Drew
But you know what? I know why you want to. Can I say something? I know why, because she just looked that they use those kind of drugs. Remember back in the 50s and the 60s, those cyclo. What are they called?
59:10🔗
Andy Dick
The deal is, though, if you are willing to risk your kidney to use drugs, that's the biggest problem here. I can't tell you specifically that it's going to be harmful. None of us thinks it's a great idea. But if you're willing to risk transplanting kidney to do drugs, then it's a problem.
59:35🔗
Andy Dick
Psychotropic is for pharmaceuticals. Those are antidepressants. Psychedelics are what they use in the 60s to try to shape it.
59:55🔗
Adam
Here's what's going on. We're taking a break. And by the way, here's why you can't take mushrooms. You're going to be thinking about your kidney that was living inside your other person and then harvested and put inside and it's going to start talking to you and it's going to get a thumping. It's going to get some heartbeat. Then it's going to try to escape your way out. Yeah. It's eating its way out. Once you get back in your brother.
1:00:15🔗
Adam
That's why you can't do it. Forget about the medical part. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
1:00:23🔗
Here's the deal.
1:00:27🔗
Call the Dateline.
1:00:36🔗
If you need help, call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.
1:00:59🔗
Adam
Andy Dick in studio tonight, the great Andy Dick. Andy's on a raw food kick. He just opened a bar that seems like, I like a little taste of that. It's a raw, what is it, Andy?
1:01:21🔗
Andy Dick
Gonna eat them right in the mics, guys? You have to, yeah. It's a little bit like, yeah, barks, sawdust. This is back to your giving stage and eating pine cones.
1:01:34🔗
Adam
What do I like about Drew? Drew's a doctor, but he loves himself a nice, greasy slab of meat. He's like a pig. When he found out my cholesterol level, told me to go sick, told me to eat whatever I wanted.
1:01:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was whatever, it was low. You told me to go nuts. So then I started eating butter with everything.
1:02:02🔗
Adam
By the cube. Now I eat breakfast, now I just take a cube of butter and I just roll it in some shredded wheat.
1:02:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, keister butter. All right, you ready to rock? Tell you what I like to do, Drew. By the way, you can talk sometimes from eating or doing something else.
1:02:34🔗
Andy Dick
If we're gonna be playing. Why do you think I don't talk? If I start doing something I wanna do. No, no, no, no.
1:02:39🔗
Adam
No, just start talking. We just could talk about something else. Say something about Andy Dick or something.
1:02:44🔗
Adam
Once in a blue moon, I lean over, I have to sneeze or something, and I realize, oh, it's dead air. I had a hiccup, and now we don't hear anything.
1:02:52🔗
Talk to the guest.
1:02:53🔗
Andy Dick
When you start hammering somebody down every time they open their mouth, you stop talking. That's what happens, exactly what happens.
1:03:00🔗
Adam
No, interview Andy, come on. No, look, you can see sometimes I have to sneeze and stuff, I pull away.
1:03:30🔗
Adam
Let's play Ace's Ranchero Mexican accordion countdown. Let me get finished with the title of the game, please. It's a long title. It is. How do you play it? How don't you play it? Here's how you play it.
1:03:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, here's the way it works. I've realized Ranchero music is some of the greatest music in the Latino community has to offer. On the earth. And Wagner, Bach, Verdi, you couldn't hold a candle to these fine folks with their silver teeth and their crazy hats and their novelty size hollowed out guitars. And the point is, is engineer Michelle, who does some weddings every once in a while, and God knows who'd want ranchero music playing during their wedding. But the point is, she does a little mobile DJing. Yeah, high end, high end stuff. She does a little mobile DJing. She has some great ranchero music and the accordion seems to be the cornerstone of ranchero music. And the question is, is how long before we hear accordion music? Now, what happens is Michelle just pots up a random ranchero song and we've not heard it before. And we guess when does the accordion come in? And how long before we hear the accordion? Drew, you wanna start?
1:05:17🔗
Adam
Oh, smart. All right, now hold on. Hold on, Michelle. Let us, let me get queued up to 10. You ready? And go.
1:05:42🔗
Adam
No, it was, it was, the first thing was horns. First thing was horns. Andy's a musician for Christ's sake. The first thing, no, the first was horns. And then the accordion kicked in about 12 seconds down the road. Was it that long? Can you go back?
1:05:57🔗
Adam
Okay, let's do it again. Okay, go from the part you started it from. And go. That's an accordion. That's immediately. All right, you win this round, my friend, but oh no, Andy wins.
1:06:30🔗
Adam
Yeah, no, it's great music. Pond it up there. This is excellent. Drew, you would listen to this when you're studying for medical boards, right?
1:06:43🔗
Andy Dick
Well, in New England. In New England, Andy, we used to listen to this. This is everywhere. Every restaurant plays this music. So it's coming out and pouring out of every door.
1:07:09🔗
Adam
Let me do a little recreation of what it's like down at the Corolla house with the construction.
1:07:25🔗
Adam
I come down in the garage about 9.30 in the morning. I've got a headache. I went to bed at 3.30. I watched a four hours of Hitler programming on some, I'm a little morose. And I come walking into the basement and here's where I was like, I gotta go. Ozzie, what are you doing?
1:07:44🔗
Caller
First off, I told you it's thin set, not a tuck trowel. You're using a hawk and you're using thin set.
1:08:01🔗
Drew
That's what my guy does right at that moment after he's touched up. It's not my fault. It's not my fault. It's not my fault!
1:08:09🔗
Adam
Just blaring in your head when you're having an argument with someone over what you've explained to them the night before.
1:08:23🔗
Drew
I swear they were laughing at me today. They turned to each other and they must have said something like, he wants real bricks.
1:08:28🔗
We'll give him real bricks.
1:08:31🔗
Drew
And then they were both laughing. And as soon as I turned, they stopped laughing. I didn't know what they were saying.
1:08:36🔗
Andy Dick
Remember that paranoia you were talking about for the pot? I'm not sure it wore off.
1:08:39🔗
Drew
Well, I was speaking in Spanish and they were making fun of me and that's not paranoid.
1:08:43🔗
Adam
Imagine what they think of Andy Dick. They must have no idea what goes on in this country.
1:08:49🔗
Drew
I'm trying to act out the bricks. I try to act them out like, no. Like what did I say the other day? I went, no, cheapy, cheapy. I want the good stuff. Good, good, expensive. No, cheapy, cheapy.
1:09:25🔗
Drew
That's what my guy does. He says, when I do, when I finish these floors, we have a barbecue.
1:09:39🔗
Adam
If you had Ozzie's flank steak, I mean, what's it, heroin? If you've had Ozzie's flank steak.
1:09:55🔗
Drew
Oh, that's a nice area. What about you guys? What's gonna happen with real estate with the whole Bush thing? Is it gonna go up? Is it gonna go down? Is it gonna stabilize? I just wanna know. Should I buy now? Should I wait?
1:10:07🔗
Adam
They say the interest rates are going up and they say that prices are gonna come down a little bit. So stabilize a little bit.
1:10:14🔗
Andy Dick
But then he should buy now if that's the case because he doesn't want the higher rates.
1:10:53🔗
Caller
Well, I guess my boyfriend, he's to be my fiance. My best friend's been trying to go after him. And since I moved out of his house and back in with my mom, I live farther away and he's a hard boy.
1:11:08🔗
Adam
It's like a mad lib of questions, by the way. Your fiance, your ex-boyfriend, what's going on?
1:11:15🔗
Andy Dick
No, no, let me get this focused. Don't do that to her. Why'd you leave the boyfriend and move in with your mom?
1:11:49🔗
Andy Dick
Yeah, she's afraid to really let it in. So she's gonna gloss it over as I, whatever, I, something, but it's something hideous, obviously.
1:12:18🔗
Andy Dick
No, you said it was battery or something. I don't really know. Pay attention. Robbery and battery.
1:12:22🔗
Drew
What did he beat them with? His fists or did he pistol whip them? With his penis. It's so funny, that's funny.
1:12:37🔗
Andy Dick
So you moved out because what, your mom got freaked out that you were living with a criminal or an ex-con? So why did you move out?
1:12:45🔗
Caller
Well, because his parole officer came over. He wasn't there and his parole officer didn't like me. He ran my name on the computer and said that I was lying to him. So he thought, he thinks I'm a liar and he doesn't like me.
1:13:03🔗
Caller
Well, because his parole officer said I wasn't allowed to be there anymore. Said, well, you're only 18, you know, that's too young for him because he's 27. And so I was with my mom until he can move and get a new parole officer.
1:13:21🔗
Adam
I don't know, but it's time to play another round of Aces right there on the recording and countdown. I mean, so that's gold. We know that.
1:13:34🔗
Adam
Super Lily White trash, but we'll get back with that in a second, Drew. Let's not let it influence the game.
1:13:46🔗
Andy Dick
I remember she's got that weird stuff that goes for like 24 seconds without an accordion.
1:13:53🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's not your grandfather's ranchero music. This is his grandfather's ranchero. No, super old, you know what I'm saying? No, I'm going crazy. I'm going crazy. I'm going 12 seconds here, 12 seconds for the accordion.
1:14:38🔗
Adam
It's why we can't judge because everything is equally beautiful. Well, this is superior.
1:15:39🔗
Drew
You know what? I'll tell you what. Remember the woman who had the kidney transplant? I had a transplant of my testicles. They were transplanted with Mexican jumping beans. Mexican jumping beans.
1:17:00🔗
Andy Dick
I need to clarify a few more things, Jessica. How did your, this is your best friend, told you that she was going after your fiancee, Jessica? Oh, God.
1:17:18🔗
Adam
You're overcome. You really are. Yeah, yeah. I remember at the end of a love story, I think they played that. Love story. Or Ryan O'Neil.
1:17:38🔗
Andy Dick
Yeah, well, the ranchero music played throughout, I mean. Yeah, but during the climax, you've seen it again. No, no, he's sitting in the snow by himself.
1:18:22🔗
Caller
No, no, no, it's a serious question. Looking in hindsight, would you have done the drug use again or would you have left that part out of your life?
1:18:31🔗
Drew
No, that's a really actually a very good question. It's a good question. There are many, many days where I highly regret the amount of drugs and how often I did drugs and when I did them at some time. I remember doing, here's an example. I remember doing a reading of a movie called Michelle and Romy's High School Reunion. I was going to be in that movie. Everyone else who was at the reading was in it.
1:19:05🔗
Drew
I was that guy that, I don't know, he was a big actor they got. Came down in the helicopter at the end.
1:19:12🔗
Drew
It's actually a good movie. Lisa Kudrow's really, if you wanna, anyway, good acting. Lisa Kudrow's really good in it. I really like her as an actress. Okay, so anyways, I don't know, I had a hard night the night before or whatever.
1:19:29🔗
Drew
My point is, is that I had, I took, like a Valium or something like that, or more than that, more than one. I really don't remember, but I do remember feeling out of it and turning to Lisa and saying, boy, the Valium's really kicking in at this point. Like, right before the reading. And that's just like, people.
1:20:00🔗
Andy Dick
I have people that say that for the period of life, sometimes when they were using it was life-saving for them.
1:20:06🔗
Drew
Yes, and that's the other side to it. There's a dichotomy. I honestly might not be alive had it not been for the drugs.
1:20:29🔗
Drew
No, but that's a very, I didn't really answer. Would I go back? No, because it's impossible to answer. I can't look back and say, you know what? I wish I could relive my life and never do drugs because I'll tell you, I got into the second city because I drank three to five margaritas. I was very loose. I was very happy. I was very excitable. Margaritas are a different kind of drunk. They give you a little.
1:21:04🔗
Drew
He's trying to find it. Anderson's trying to find it on the radio. My vagina, so I would say that I can't do it. I can't go back and change anything.
1:21:16🔗
Drew
It's unanswerable. I would not change anything because I like where I'm at today. I like where I'm at today. I like the fact that I'm alive. I like the fact that I've been through some hard times in my life that I can reach out to another person and help them.
1:21:31🔗
Adam
God bless you. Andy Dick, everybody, in studio tonight, reaching out, helping. You can reach out and help Andy by watching the Less Than Perfect on ABC.
1:22:13🔗
1-800-LOVE-191.
1:22:29🔗
Adam
I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dear, dear, dear, dear friend Andy Dick in the studio tonight.
1:22:35🔗
Adam
Andy's a guy who's, I don't know, I think the perception is crazy, out of control, but a sweet, sweet person, open book.
1:23:14🔗
Adam
It's a little twist on the art. It's, are you okay? Can we not get you something? You know, because with Andy, you don't want.
1:23:26🔗
Drew
God, so many times I've had that. So many times I've had to just sneak drinking. Cause I want to, you know, I want to have fun like the next guy. And I want to just have a beer sometimes. But I can't ever do anything of the sort. No such thing for Mr. Dickman.
1:23:53🔗
Adam
You got into your Boda bag, Drew. Is there a thing where Andy, because he's an alcohol, because he's an addict, cannot touch.
1:24:17🔗
Drew
Usually I almost always wind up looking for some other hardcore drug, yeah. Usually, but if I try really hard and grit my teeth, grind them and grip onto the table, and they call it white knuckling if you're trying to stay sober. But if I really try to just have one to five glasses of wine at dinner, look, see, I'm done. I had five, let's go. I'm gonna go home and go to bed now.
1:24:45🔗
Adam
Because let me just say this and you tell me. Here's the thing about booze. When you get drunk, it sort of makes you want to do things you really shouldn't do.
1:24:55🔗
Adam
Like you go, okay, I want to order a pizza. I want to get a hooker. I want to get some like stump porn. I got to do something. I got to get an A-Fault. We got to keep the night going. You start going down at sort of negative, scary, thrill, thrill packed road.
1:25:08🔗
Adam
Booze does it to you. Weed is a little more like, geez, I don't want to get out and go out. I don't want to drive. I don't want to get busted. I'm gonna hang in.
1:25:25🔗
Adam
What I'm just curious about is, if you smoke the joint and you're at home, would you be as apt to want to go out and get some coke as if you were drunk?
1:25:41🔗
Andy Dick
The other thing, there would not be just getting high today. Next thing, next thing, next thing. All right, that's the thing with the pot.
1:25:49🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, get on the mic there, buddy. All right, go, but, okay, but good times.
1:25:56🔗
But are you happy?
1:26:00🔗
Andy Dick
And I'm struggling with his medicine, which he drinks it. Clean, only at night. Only at night.
1:26:22🔗
Caller
Well, one day I was masturbating. This was about when I was 16. And I pinched it off because they wanted to go everywhere. And it's hurt ever since, not every time I pee, but most of the time.
1:26:40🔗
Andy Dick
It could, but you can cause problems with the urethra and the sphincter can dysfunction. There can be a lot of little things that can go wrong with that. If it really keeps hurting when you urinate, you need to see a urologist. It's probably gonna be no big deal, but you can cause some problems with that.
1:27:05🔗
Adam
If I pinched it off at orgasm, I'd have like a detached retina. It wouldn't even be the penis that was hurt by eyeball.
1:27:14🔗
Adam
Talking about ear bleeding. And I would run out of the house, like, you know when a dog's gonna vomit? And you just pick it up, you start running for the front door. I would do that with my sack. Just up, up, up, pfft, right, right into the planter box.
1:27:32🔗
Caller
I actually, I have been a urologist and you said that I have prostateitis or something like that.
1:27:40🔗
Caller
Oh yeah, I actually didn't have insurance until just now. I just started working at Safeway, so I got insurance.
1:27:51🔗
Caller
It was just one time, but it's hurt ever since. Not every time and not every time I have sex.
1:27:57🔗
Drew
Where were you that you, I have to ask one question. Where were you that you didn't want to get it on all over the place? What was it, where were you?
1:28:43🔗
Caller
No, it doesn't hurt when I ejaculate. It hurts afterwards. It's just when I pee. It doesn't hurt when I ejaculate. I notice it's hard to get an erection sometimes or like hard to keep it hard. And I was wondering if that would, if it would affect my growth at all.
1:29:04🔗
Andy Dick
No, no, no, no. But you may need something called a cystoscopy where they kind of look up there and see how the urethral tract is doing.
1:29:13🔗
Andy Dick
At 20, maybe one more year. If you're having erectile dysfunction, maybe you should yell something out.
1:29:20🔗
Adam
No, he wasn't going to yell something out. He had a question. Travis, did you have more question?
1:29:28🔗
Andy Dick
Yeah. Yeah, there is and that can dysfunction. You can get little irregularities in the surface of the urethra too. All right.
1:29:35🔗
Adam
Let's listen. Let's start focusing, Drew. Let's go. Let's break it down, buddy. Didn't hear half that guy's question. Let's go, Andy. We got a show to do, everybody.
1:29:43🔗
Adam
We're gonna take one more call and then it's time for round three of Ace's Mexican Ranchero recording countdown.
1:29:57🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Let's see how you do sober. All right. So let's get to Lauren. Lauren is 19 years of age. And Lauren?
1:30:11🔗
Caller
Yes, I do. I'm thinking about it. But I was wondering if there's any like medical repercussions like for me later on or any other bad things?
1:30:22🔗
Adam
Before we get to the boring stuff, let's try to see if we can fix a price on this egg.
1:30:43🔗
Caller
Probably harvest, but if you are compatible with people, like depending on what you look like and your SAT scores and like that kind of thing, you get more money.
1:31:07🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'll tell you, Andy Dick's sperm could fetch a pretty penny on the Asian market.
1:31:42🔗
Adam
All right, so let's see if we can work the price here. We'll just start at five grand. I'll tell you what, let's start at 10 grand.
1:32:19🔗
Adam
She knew it was coming. But here's the whole problem. That half these women that want to sell their eggs or trolls who have GEDs and have a problem with the chewing tobacco consumption. And they're like, look, listen, Elvira, nobody wants that dumb seed of yours. No one wants that stupid egg. It's not worth anything. Remember, you start waving around, I would run.
1:32:48🔗
Andy Dick
All right. But here's the deal. They do have to over-stimulate the ovaries. You can outstrip the ovaries blood supply. They can die. There's concerns that it may increase the risk of ovarian cancer later in life, affect fertility. It's a procedure you have to go through in terms of harvesting the eggs. It's not without risk. So yeah, you are absolutely putting yourself in harm's way, but if it's worth it to you, there you go.
1:33:17🔗
Adam
All right, let's talk to what, let's hold on. Let's talk to David here for a second. David thinks we're discriminating against Mexicans by doing Ace's Mexican accordion, Ranchero.
1:33:42🔗
Caller
All right, I'll be honored to play the game with you. I just feel it's wrong, you know? I mean, Mexicans come straight from Mexico, probably border jumpers, wherever they are. But they try their hardest. They go out, make a few million dollars. Same thing as the music industry. I've been playing music for three or four years already in dance and stuff like that all around the world. Like all around everywhere. I've been playing gigs and stuff like that, but it's no big deal.
1:34:49🔗
Adam
No, please. I don't want to be that even handed about anything. There's certain things in certain cultures that suck. Certain foods, certain music, certain things. Now there's certain things that you guys nail on the head. At the aforementioned Margarita is, is one thing that- Ceviche, I do a nice job with too. The Ranchero music. Well, you dropped the ball on that one. That's fine. I think it's discrimination, not to say when other things suck, by the way. Because then what you get there is you just have people that are patronizing.
1:35:20🔗
Caller
But from the music that's going on right now, like the killers. Somebody told me, you have a boy. What the hell is that? I mean, you got that and you got Ranchero music.
1:35:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, you're right. We don't like those guys either. Yeah, no one likes those guys. Oh, no, we're thinking of the darkness.
1:35:40🔗
Adam
Oh yeah, because Anderson's a white guy. All right, so listen, let you just play along with us, David.
1:35:46🔗
Drew
Sharing is good, but not when it's with needles, because then the only thing positive is your HIV test. Like I chimed in with myself there.
1:35:56🔗
Adam
All right, David, get off your high horse for a second and play Ace's Mexican Ranchero according countdown.
1:36:05🔗
Adam
Pick a number. What do you think? Seven seconds. Seven seconds. I'm gonna put a D next. Okay, Andy, what do you got?
1:36:46🔗
Adam
All right, quiet down. All right, now, you ready there? I'll cue you in five, four, three, two, one.
1:37:23🔗
Adam
You're off by an eternity in the life of a Ranchero accordion player. Three and a half seconds.
1:37:37🔗
Adam
He's a pro. Thanks, David. And right, we love all people from all places. All right, should we take a little break?
1:37:51🔗
Adam
Not bad. All right, Andy Dick in the studio tonight. TGIFNF, Friday Nights on ABC 930. We'll Less Than Perfect, take a quick break. Be right back after this.
1:38:25🔗
Adam
Everybody, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Andy Dick in the studio, the great Andy Dick. I love Modest Mouse, sober and still as funny as ever. Yeah?
1:38:42🔗
Adam
Wow, reflective Andy Dick in studio tonight. Let me tell you a little something called Less Than Perfect on ABC 930 on Friday nights. We're gonna get back to the phones and see what we can do to help the kitties cause I know Andy loves the kitties.
1:38:59🔗
Adam
Now Lauren, Lauren is 19 and she's back. We got cut off with her. I think she's married or at least dating the jailbird. Lauren?
1:39:22🔗
Adam
I'm gonna price her egg. I'll start at five grand. All right, let me just ask some important questions, Lauren.
1:39:28🔗
Drew
My sperm went up to 10 grand. Andy's is up, and I got a shot of my juice, Andy Dick juice, in a Dixie cup, and buy it quick, because if it sits down in the sun too long, it goes bad.
1:39:44🔗
Adam
Bad year, yeah. Last year was assertive without being pushy, had sort of a dry, nutty taste to it. If you like an oaky taste, it was good. It was good. If you like blackberry and oak, it was good. But this year, it's a little acidic, yeah. Maybe it's the raw food. Lauren. $5,000. Now, you're how tall? Five foot two, all right? So we're down to $3,500.
1:40:31🔗
Adam
Five two and 125 means five one and change 135. It's a little bit hippie. I'm gonna go ahead and deduct 400 for that. We're at $3,100 now.
1:41:46🔗
Adam
All right, we'll move it up to six, $500. $500. How are your teeth, are they straight?
1:42:09🔗
Andy Dick
But all the old ones get them. Yeah, how old was your grandfather when he developed it?
1:42:14🔗
Caller
He was 65, they said it was from his job, though. He worked in a magnetic field and stuff and a lot of people also did.
1:42:21🔗
Adam
I'm gonna play it safe. It's still the Duck 250, but I'm giving you higher marks for straight teeth and gums are in good shape.
1:42:38🔗
Andy Dick
But did you hear me talk about the fact that there are some medical risks with this?
1:42:50🔗
Adam
It's too bad. If you would have hung out long enough for Jed the Fish to get here, you probably could have found a taker.
1:43:13🔗
Drew
Well, let me hear a good call. I want a juicy one. I want as juicy as a cup of my Andy Dick juice.
1:43:18🔗
Adam
All right, so you told her the rest. All right, let's see. Who do you want, Drew? Fiance won't give her oral? Let's talk to them.
1:43:34🔗
Andy Dick
Well, he's had a bunch of crazy exes and we've been together for way over a year now and I've done everything he wants to do. And he says that he's just not comfortable because he wants to know that he can completely trust me and he's like saving that part and I don't know.
1:43:59🔗
Andy Dick
I don't know, dude. I mean, he like just, I don't know. I just don't think it's fair. I'm getting frustrated.
1:44:08🔗
Adam
Don't marry him. I don't care how great he is everywhere else, but in the sack, don't marry him.
1:44:19🔗
Andy Dick
But the fact that he won't do something that's important for you and then gives you sort of lying, obfuscating answers. Yeah. Well, then he needs to kind of get over it. If he's disgusted and can't handle it and this kind of stuff.
1:44:41🔗
Andy Dick
For some reason, I have a fear that he's never done it and maybe he's afraid of it.
1:44:47🔗
Andy Dick
Or that he's a, you know, I mean, I take care of myself. So I know that's not a problem, you know?
1:45:01🔗
Andy Dick
I mean, he's 23, so I don't want to, you know, I mean. I'm sure he has, but part of me is like, I wonder if he hasn't because.
1:45:16🔗
Drew
Okay, okay, don't get defensive. At least sing it to her. Mine is, and I'm fine with it.
1:45:21🔗
Adam
You guys should not even be thinking about going steady, much less getting married, for Christ's sake. You sound like you're 14. You can't talk to him about anything. You're sitting here, what? You're sitting here.
1:45:35🔗
Andy Dick
I've talked to him about it several times, and he just says that he knows that that's important, and he's fearful of it. That's my straight up opinion, and I've asked him, I've confronted him, and he always backs away from this.
1:45:48🔗
Drew
You say, I think something crawled up there, and when he goes down to look at it, you just hold his, you just put his head right down in there and just move around.
1:45:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, he's not going in. It's not like it's in Vietnam, and he's going down to the caves or something, push him into a plane. 45 in a flashlight.
1:46:13🔗
Caller
Alright guys, bottom line here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make.
1:46:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, well that's it. I want to thank the great and sober Andy Dick for coming in the studio tonight.
1:47:07🔗
Adam
We'll see you as soon as we can. Anthony Kitas from Red Hot Chili Peppers in tomorrow night, and until next time, it's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo.
1:47:26🔗
Drew
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