Tuesday, August 24, 2004

0:55🔗 Adam Acrimonious sounds like it could be good. It sounds harmonious, you know what I mean? Acrimonious doesn't sound as bad as it is, near as casualty, neither does garnish.

1:10🔗 There's another word that's supposed to sound.

1:13🔗 Drew Like acrimonious?

1:18🔗 Voiceover That means bad or good? Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's my acrimonious partner, Dr. Drew, just weaving something we're talking about into a sentence. See, you got to use them, Drew, or you lose them. No, I use them. 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, Lisa Loeb in the studio tonight.

1:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Hello.

1:42🔗 Great to see you, sweetie.

1:44🔗 Adam I just had some good news, which is Lisa and Dweezil Zappa have broken up.

1:49🔗 Drew That's good news?

1:51🔗 Adam It is for me.

1:52🔗 Drew Because there's a potential there, even though you're married.

1:55🔗 Adam No. I mean, yeah.

1:57🔗 Drew The fantasy is rigged.

1:59🔗 Adam No. Here's what I'm saying. I think we can all do this. We all think this way as guys, and girls probably think this way too. There are certain people you like. They're in your wheelhouse.

2:07🔗 Caller Yes.

2:07🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

2:08🔗 Drew You don't want them to be taken.

2:09🔗 Adam Lisa Loeb is an attractive, talented, beautiful woman, but not a pinup model, just attractive, but she's in my wheelhouse.

2:19🔗 Lisa Loeb Nice.

2:20🔗 Adam I like the glasses. I like sort of the mousy look. It's my favorite.

2:23🔗 Lisa Loeb Mousy?

2:24🔗 Adam Mousy hot.

2:25🔗 Lisa Loeb Okay, mousy hot is better.

2:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Sounds like a horrible Chinese dictator, doesn't it? Mousy hot. Oh, it's a tyrant. Killed many of his own people in the revolution. No, mousy hot. No, mousy is not bad.

2:39🔗 Lisa Loeb It's not mousy.

2:40🔗 Adam Well, mousy is sort of sleeper hot.

2:43🔗 Lisa Loeb Sleeper hot.

2:44🔗 Adam You can't be.

2:47🔗 Drew You better just come right out with it.

2:49🔗 Adam You can't be mousy and fat. I'll tell you that much. Yeah. And it's hard to be mousy and have bad skin too. Yeah. Oh. You don't have any of those things. Now, here's my point. I always liked you. And Dweezil was one of these guys who always got too many chicks for his own good. I didn't like that guy.

3:09🔗 Drew I liked him. For that reason.

3:09🔗 Adam I didn't like him for that reason. I don't like guys. I don't like guys that all the chicks like. I have no problem with him as a human being and an artist or anything else. But I always felt like he got a little too much thrown his way.

3:20🔗 Drew When he got Lisa, that was it.

3:21🔗 Adam I didn't like that. And it was a situation where because she's not the big fake boob pin up girl, he doesn't get crap for it. He looks good for it. You're with Lisa Loeb. It's like, oh, smart. Good move.

3:35🔗 Lisa Loeb Right.

3:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:37🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, we were talking about it because last time I was on months ago, we were talking about why weren't we married, but we were actually broken up at the time. And so now I'm dating though, which we can talk about later. It's been really fun. Because I was in two back-to-back six-year relationships, and I never really dated before. I kind of dated in college, but not date date where you go out on dates and you do fun things.

4:00🔗 Adam She went to Brown. I just underlined it. Yeah.

4:03🔗 Lisa Loeb Moussey Brown.

4:04🔗 Adam What is it? Moussey hot?

4:09🔗 Drew Hot Moussey.

4:10🔗 Adam Hot Moussey is a tyrannical leader. Died his hair black. It was a mess. He killed his own brother-in-law. Yeah. So now you're dating. Now, what do you like? What are you looking for?

4:24🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, that's why I'm dating. Because in some ways I know what I'm looking for. Probably what every man and woman is looking for in their partner, somebody who's smart, smart, cute, clever, but not too clever. No, I like people who are very clever and funny, but also people who have a good kind heart.

4:46🔗 Adam I'm ultra clever.

4:47🔗 Drew You're too clever.

4:48🔗 Adam But no, I don't know it.

4:49🔗 Drew Yeah, but she might see it as too clever.

4:50🔗 Adam No, Drew, you know how I'm hot, but I don't know.

4:52🔗 Lisa Loeb You're good clever.

4:53🔗 Adam Right.

4:54🔗 Lisa Loeb And personality is really important. But some kind of attraction is important.

4:59🔗 Adam Sure.

5:03🔗 Lisa Loeb Age range is probably kind of important. Somebody who's not more than like five years younger than me or three or four.

5:08🔗 Drew No longer a peer. Yes.

5:11🔗 Lisa Loeb They have to be a peer. In fact, a cultural peer is fun too. Somebody who knows all the same cultural references I do. Because you know then you can joke around about them more.

5:18🔗 Adam I got your man right here, engineer Chris.

5:21🔗 Lisa Loeb He's like what?

5:22🔗 Adam He's never heard of the Beach Boys.

5:25🔗 Lisa Loeb Benita Bazaar what?

5:26🔗 Adam No, he's your man. You're looking to get just a little outside of your dating envelope, you go Chris. When you're ready to take a little walk on the wild side, you go engineer Chris.

5:37🔗 Caller We'll go to a nice restaurant.

5:38🔗 Adam Let me, he lives at home, so he's got plenty of cash to burn on the ladies.

5:43🔗 Lisa Loeb Great.

5:44🔗 Adam But his mom gives him privacy when he puts the tube sock on the knob, that means I'm beating off, do not disturb.

5:51🔗 Lisa Loeb Sounds perfect for me.

5:52🔗 Adam It'll work with the ladies in there too.

5:55🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

5:56🔗 Adam Let me ask this, now Dweezil obviously an accomplished musician, you're obviously an accomplished musician, is that, do you like that? I mean, do you want somebody who's in the music industry?

6:06🔗 Lisa Loeb They don't have to be in the music industry. In fact, sometimes it's hard when somebody else is a songwriter because when you're at home and it didn't happen with Dweezil, but I don't really like, yeah, you don't really leave, you hear somebody working in the next room and you really don't, you want to be not thinking, oh my gosh, I should be writing a song too. But I do like people who are creative and I've actually met a lot of interesting people who are creative, who are business people, who are just good business people, who have created their own businesses and whatnot.

6:33🔗 Adam Engineer Chris made a cabin out of popsicle sticks once.

6:36🔗 Lisa Loeb Nice. Unfinished wood gives me the chills actually.

6:40🔗 Adam Oh really?

6:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Isn't that weird?

6:42🔗 Adam Hot chills or bad chills?

6:43🔗 Lisa Loeb Bad chills. Like popsicle sticks, chops sticks.

6:46🔗 Drew That's weird on the tongue.

6:48🔗 Adam All right. Drew, stop pissing ass. What do you want, the plastic ones with sushi go slide right out of it?

6:53🔗 Lisa Loeb You know what? You get a little splinter in your tongue.

6:55🔗 Adam So you're just dating right now. Nothing serious. Do you get set up? That's usually how it works, right?

7:02🔗 Lisa Loeb There's some almost serious things.

7:03🔗 Adam Oh really?

7:04🔗 Lisa Loeb But I think I'm still, now I understand the whole timing issue. I'm still not ready to.

7:09🔗 Adam You're not ready.

7:10🔗 Lisa Loeb I'm still not ready. I still feel like I need, it's like when a kid graduates from college and they have to go to Europe and wear those terrible shoes and backpack around. So I'm sort of in that place right now and wait, what did you say about dating? Dating? Dating. Going out to dinner.

7:24🔗 Adam I want to know, most the celebrity people I know, when they end up dating, they get set up.

7:31🔗 Lisa Loeb It's great. It is great. When the breakup was actually official, they actually ran like a chiron on the bottom of the CNN News for a full day that the breakup had happened. So all of a sudden, I mean not all of a sudden, but I feel like I am a woman in my 30s. I do want to get married and have children, and I feel like it's something I need to focus on. If it's something that I want, it's something I need to focus on, but not to be cheesy and compare it to songwriting. It's not something that you like every date is like, oh, this is going to be the marriage. It's still an experience, but it's something to focus on. So I did tell my parents and their friends and my doctors, my ENT, my friends, my family and say, hey, this is where I am, this is what I'm doing. I've met so many really great people. I've been really lucky.

8:17🔗 Adam You know what? It's nice too. It's like when you do the celebrity stuff, like there's none of that. Well, who does she look like? Well, she looks like Lisa Loeb. You've seen the video? Yeah, that's her. As a matter of fact, it's her. Then the guys are like, oh yeah, great. Then for women, it's actually works good because women, usually less caught up in the physicality stuff and they just go, well, he's actually an attorney or he's a doctor or he's a songwriter. Whatever, and he's a great guy and he knows this guy and he has all these mutual friends and blah, blah, blah. Then if you find out some hot chick dated him once, now you're in. He banged up Charlize Theron once. Oh, I'm in.

8:55🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh no. See, I don't think about that.

8:57🔗 Adam You don't think you think about it, but I know you don't think you think about it, but you think about it.

9:02🔗 Drew The way she's dating is what guys wait to be able to do and what they're expecting to do in delaying marriage.

9:10🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, interesting. Yeah, I'm doing that now.

9:12🔗 Drew It never happens for many guys, but the fact that when guys go, I'm not ready, it's because they want to be there and looking around and then figuring out what they want to do.

9:20🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, I feel like this is something that people do when they're younger. But like I said, I was in two very long-term relationships back to back, which were great. But now I'm in a different place and so I'm doing this other thing.

9:30🔗 Drew You just use mass media though to haste things a little bit.

9:33🔗 Adam You get the crawl on CNN.

9:34🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, the crawl on CNN is a good yenta.

9:39🔗 Adam All right. What are we going to do? We're going to hear something off the new CD.

9:43🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, yeah. The new CD called The Way It Really Is.

9:45🔗 Adam It actually says was.

9:49🔗 Lisa Loeb It's a CD called The Way It Really Is. The reason I called it The Way It Really Is, originally it was called Half and Half, but when we did the artwork, I didn't like the title. It was Half and Half because half of it is very dark and acoustic, which we're not going to hear tonight and half of it is more produced. But I felt like I wanted a title of an album that really represented the theme of the album, which is really looking at life the way it is.

10:10🔗 Drew Which is Bambi.

10:11🔗 Lisa Loeb Bambi. Well, of course, there has to be something cute on there.

10:13🔗 Adam There's dears, Drew, please describe.

10:15🔗 Lisa Loeb There are dears.

10:16🔗 Drew Bambi and her mom, who burns in the fire, are magically resurrected next to Lisa.

10:22🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes, and that's on the cover.

10:24🔗 Caller All right.

10:25🔗 Adam So, fifth CD, we'll hear something off it in just a couple of few, and for now, I guess we can get to the phones and speak to Joe.

10:38🔗 Drew Joe, you're going to start with the guy?

10:39🔗 Adam I never like starting with a guy.

10:41🔗 Drew Let's just try it tonight.

10:42🔗 Adam Really?

10:42🔗 Drew It's a quickie.

10:43🔗 Adam It's a fear of all facts. All right. Settle down there. Lisa's now she's a single woman in her 30s.

10:50🔗 Drew Very different.

10:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Quickie. Engineer Chris goes start looking good by the end of the night.

11:00🔗 Hi, mom and dad.

11:00🔗 Lisa Loeb My parents are listening tonight.

11:02🔗 Adam Where are they? Are they in Texas, by the way?

11:04🔗 Lisa Loeb They're here. They're actually in Los Angeles tonight.

11:06🔗 Drew They are.

11:06🔗 Lisa Loeb They came to visit. They were going to near San Diego for their 40th wedding anniversary. To celebrate. They found out I was playing at the Grove tomorrow night. They said, oh, we'll just stop in Los Angeles for a couple of nights on the way to their vacation.

11:21🔗 Adam I forgot to give that a plug.

11:22🔗 Drew That'd be nice to have a kid that's performing. He's going to stop by and see.

11:25🔗 Adam Yeah. My kid's going to be like, I'm going to be sleeping in a refrigerator box out in San Fernando. If you want to swing by if you're driving through to Hammett, you swing by.

11:33🔗 Drew Throw some change.

11:34🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

11:34🔗 Adam I'll give a toot on the horn and throw some change at you as I go by. Want me to mop up your own urine or fecal matter? Are you cool? I'll throw a thing of nilla wafers out the window.

11:47🔗 Lisa Loeb Fresh nilla wafers.

11:48🔗 Adam Drew, you sing. Your parents can watch you sing. Yeah. Drew sings opera, everybody. You can't watch a kid sing opera though, can you?

11:56🔗 Caller No.

11:56🔗 Adam It's weird.

11:57🔗 Drew No, we're not.

11:57🔗 Adam Yeah. You need an acoustic guitar. Yeah. Joe. Caller Joe. You see, Drew.

12:05🔗 Drew Good, you got out of that one.

12:05🔗 Adam See what happens? Let's talk to- It wasn't potted up. Joe?

12:10🔗 Caller No, he's there.

12:11🔗 Yeah.

12:12🔗 Adam Well, we can't hear him, Anderson, because we got that f'd up phone line. Did you hear him just now? All right. Go ahead.

12:19🔗 Lisa Loeb All right.

12:21🔗 Adam All right. Anderson, be quiet. Let's talk to Katherine. Katherine.

12:24🔗 Trying to help, buddy. Hey, how's it going?

12:26🔗 27.

12:27🔗 Drew Much better.

12:29🔗 Caller There I am.

12:30🔗 Drew Here we are. What's up?

12:31🔗 I have a question for you about getting bikini waxes. I went for my second bikini wax ever in my life today. As I was laying there and they were ripping this hair out at the root, I was thinking about what's the probability of contracting some type of STD from doing this? The reason I ask is because she's got one vat of wax that she's continually re-dipping the stick in and then as I'm laying there, I was looking at it and it started freaking me out.

13:03🔗 Adam The wax is molten, right?

13:05🔗 Lisa Loeb It's pretty high.

13:05🔗 Drew It's high. It's not that bacteria could survive in that. I'd say it's about zero.

13:10🔗 Okay. I asked her how hot it was and she said it's under 100 degrees.

13:14🔗 Adam Well, she was just doing that to shut you up because she was about to put it on your hoo-ha.

13:18🔗 Drew 100 degrees centigrade.

13:19🔗 Lisa Loeb It's like McDonald's.

13:20🔗 Adam Listen, you don't want to feel like you're getting branded.

13:23🔗 Drew I've never heard of anything being branded. It's an interesting question. Thank you for asking. We've never had the question.

13:28🔗 Adam It's interesting in how stupid it is, really.

13:31🔗 Drew No, it's sort of diabolical.

13:32🔗 Adam They get in there. Am I right?

13:35🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes.

13:35🔗 Adam I've heard stories.

13:37🔗 They get very much in there.

13:39🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a crazy thing and it's only performed by Vietnamese women.

13:42🔗 Lisa Loeb That's not true.

13:43🔗 Adam Other Asian cultures do it too. No. Okay. Here's the key.

13:47🔗 Caller Okay.

13:48🔗 Adam Here's my theory. I know it sounds horrible, but here's the deal. If you're going to have a woman work on that part of your body, she has to be either an Asian and speaking broken English, because I'm sorry, you don't count her as a person. She's like that.

14:01🔗 Lisa Loeb That's totally not true. Are we getting into this?

14:03🔗 Adam It's true. It's true. Or she can be very heavy set, in which case you don't really count her. She can't be like a peer. Can't be a 28-year-old chick.

14:12🔗 Drew Lisa could not be a-

14:15🔗 Lisa Loeb I cannot disagree with you more.

14:17🔗 Adam Really? They're all Asian.

14:18🔗 Lisa Loeb That's not true. All the women, every single one of them. See, she's not Asian.

14:22🔗 Adam Really?

14:23🔗 Lisa Loeb She's not Asian. She's a beautiful woman.

14:24🔗 Adam What is she? She's something.

14:26🔗 Lisa Loeb I think she's Polish. Polish? And she's incredible.

14:30🔗 Adam Hold on. Does she have an accent?

14:32🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes.

14:32🔗 Adam I should spread this. Here's the deal. You have to have an accent. But that's not true either.

14:37🔗 Lisa Loeb I've also been to another woman who did not have an accent.

14:41🔗 Adam Really?

14:41🔗 Lisa Loeb She had an American accent. Just a Southern California accent.

14:43🔗 Adam A plain old white chick.

14:44🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes, sir.

14:45🔗 Adam Wow. The only one. Was she heavyset?

14:49🔗 Lisa Loeb No, she wasn't.

14:50🔗 Adam Was she in her 70s?

14:51🔗 Lisa Loeb No, she wasn't.

14:51🔗 Drew But the point he's making actually is valid.

14:54🔗 Lisa Loeb What? Trying to have some kind of separation between you and the person who's looking at your crotch. That you don't know.

14:59🔗 Drew An interesting observation about how crazy our minds are, which is people do go, well, who do we know the same anyway? I shouldn't be embarrassed by this kind of person.

15:09🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, you have your leg wrapped around your head. It's closer to you than your doctor.

15:13🔗 Drew But the point is when you're making, which is, hey, it's just another person with a profession, and you're making this a non-person just because of your discomfort. This is weird. But that I think is valid. I think it's how our minds work.

15:23🔗 Adam Out here, all the waxing, nail pushing, all the women that crawl on top of the other women are usually some Asian.

15:33🔗 Lisa Loeb How about your doctor?

15:35🔗 Adam Doctor, I don't care. But now, let me say this. Your wife's gynecologist, you'd much rather it be just some crazy accented guy who you had nothing common with than some strapping decent looking guy with a little salt and pepper from Harvard, right? You want to think of him as just some. I know it sounds horribly racist. Forget about racist, you can't identify with anything that he says or does. You're not going to run into him anywhere.

16:00🔗 Drew Me.

16:01🔗 Adam You or your wife, you don't run in the same circle.

16:04🔗 Drew No, yeah, we do.

16:05🔗 Adam Well, you do, but you would prefer that he go back to his house high in the Himalayas after he's done looking at your wife's spread crotch and play some game that involved kicking a goat's head around. Then ate something you would never eat and spoke to his kid in some foreign town.

16:21🔗 Drew It's a little unfair because my perspective is different.

16:23🔗 Adam You're a doctor.

16:24🔗 Lisa Loeb I used to have a gynecologist that I had to stop seeing in Dallas. He was a great gynecologist, but I think he tried to make small talk whenever he was doing the exam, because people don't want to just tell you what's going on. They want to make small talk. But he would always talk to me every single time about how he was friends with Gopher from The Love Boat in college and how they were in a band together. And you know what? I just didn't want to hear about it anymore, so I switched.

16:49🔗 Drew Well, okay, there's a boundary.

16:50🔗 Lisa Loeb I didn't really want to hear about Gopher.

16:52🔗 Adam Yeah, you don't need the guy with the sleeve rolled up fishing around going, I heard the demo tapes, which blew me away. It's fantastic. You're going places. They got to have this hat can put in. Really going to make some money here. Okay, but here's my point. The reason you don't like the small talk either is because they start becoming a person in a certain way. I know it sounds horrible. You don't want the connection.

17:16🔗 Lisa Loeb My father's a doctor and I like when they're just doing their work and telling you this is what's going on. This is what I'm doing right now. You want the professionalism. Just do the job and tell me what you're doing.

17:25🔗 Adam Right.

17:26🔗 Lisa Loeb And that's it.

17:27🔗 Adam But if they're examining your elbow, they can go ahead and go off script. I play a little tennis too and I know sometimes you're fine with that.

17:35🔗 Lisa Loeb But that's related to the elbow. If it's totally random, don't waste my time.

17:42🔗 Adam Even if it's related to the vagina, when they're down there, you don't want to know the person.

17:45🔗 Drew You actually are believing that I know your dad is a good guy. There's a fair amount of discussion about how to maintain boundaries and how not to do that kind of thing to somebody.

17:55🔗 Lisa Loeb How not to talk about other things.

17:57🔗 Drew How to stay, how to keep appropriate bound, how to have a relationship but not have to be familiar, but not so familiar with the boundaries.

18:04🔗 Adam Here's how a gynecologist should be, Drew. You asked some questions about birth control or the patch. No, I'm the gynecologist. You be my patient.

18:14🔗 Drew I'm interested in these shots. I heard about my girlfriends have these shots. But the Nuva Ring, how do you put that in?

18:24🔗 Adam I don't want them talking. Go.

18:29🔗 Drew So it's Frankenstein's monster.

18:32🔗 Adam Get out. Yeah. She shouldn't talk to you about anything. You have to be completely dressed and back in the thing, and then they should work through the secretary.

18:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah. You have to be wearing the paper towel that they've given you.

18:44🔗 Adam What kind of doctor is your dad? Right.

18:45🔗 Lisa Loeb He's a gastroenterologist.

18:46🔗 Adam Yeah. See? Good bones here. Went to Brown. Dad's into gas.

18:54🔗 Lisa Loeb He's into stopping the gas.

18:56🔗 Drew He puts tubes up the other end, looks around.

18:58🔗 Caller Well, whatever.

18:59🔗 Adam He likes that part of the body and that's my guy. Oh yeah. We can sit around.

19:04🔗 Drew You would need gas.

19:05🔗 Adam At dinner it's fantastic. I'd blow a little gas. He'd be like, nice. Wow. Good work, son. That's the way I picture it. Close your eyes, Dr. Loeb. Guess what I ate for lunch. I don't know why I have to close your eyes.

19:24🔗 Lisa Loeb That would be incredible if he could guess.

19:25🔗 Adam It's not like it comes out in the shape of a tuna melt or something. What's going on?

19:36🔗 Lisa Loeb I'm calling in. I've been meaning to research this for a long time, but I haven't, but I just decided to call in tonight. I have a lot of problems when I'm being intimate, or when I'm by myself, arousing myself. When I'm stimulated like my claris, I do get excited and everything, but I can't peak without experiencing right away. Extreme discomfort.

20:01🔗 Drew Afterwards or during the orgasm?

20:03🔗 Lisa Loeb It's pretty much during. It's really hard to explain. I don't even know if I've ever had a real, quote, orgasm.

20:08🔗 Drew Because you start having this pain.

20:10🔗 Lisa Loeb Every time I peak or I get close, it just becomes intensely uncomfortable. Just really hypersensitive.

20:16🔗 Drew Yeah, you're not having an orgasm.

20:19🔗 Yeah.

20:19🔗 Lisa Loeb It starts to feel really good, and then all of a sudden it becomes hypersensitive.

20:22🔗 Drew Yeah, you're not. This is the thing that a woman can do that a man cannot do.

20:27🔗 Adam What?

20:28🔗 Drew The man can't go, Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

20:30🔗 Adam Don't touch, don't touch.

20:31🔗 Drew Too much, too much. Don't touch.

20:33🔗 Adam Guys, we orgasmists. Don't talk, don't talk. Shh, don't talk.

20:37🔗 Caller I can't hear anything right now.

20:40🔗 Drew So Sarah, this is a common thing, actually. And I'm not sure, have you ever had a relationship, a sustained relationship?

20:48🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh yeah, I've been with my boyfriend for about four and a half years.

20:51🔗 Drew And does he work with you on this?

20:53🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh yeah, yeah. I mean, I just, I let him know, like either tell him or I sort of guide his hand away, like one of the things.

20:59🔗 Drew Well, he shouldn't be using his hand. You get what I mean? Yeah.

21:04🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh yeah, it fits like oral or if we're just, you know, like stimulating.

21:08🔗 Drew I mean, the hand will very quickly become too much.

21:12🔗 Lisa Loeb It doesn't matter, like any kind of stimulation, whether it's just his body rubbing against me or.

21:16🔗 Drew But I wonder if, no, that's not, no, no, no, no, no.

21:18🔗 Caller What?

21:19🔗 Lisa Loeb Where?

21:19🔗 Drew That's too much. If she has that kind of sensitivity, it's gonna be something, she's gonna need just like a feather, basically.

21:25🔗 Lisa Loeb Where's it painful though? I mean.

21:26🔗 Lisa Loeb Just like the clitoris, like the real, you know.

21:29🔗 Drew It's too sensitive.

21:30🔗 Adam Does he ever give you the super light oral sex?

21:33🔗 Lisa Loeb I've tried, I've tried everything.

21:35🔗 Drew No, but listen to Adam here for a second.

21:37🔗 Adam Just say yes or no. Yes, he's giving you the super ultra feather touch.

21:43🔗 Lisa Loeb No, I mean not necessarily.

21:45🔗 Drew No, that's what, the guys don't understand that at all. Because they think that your clitoris works like their penis. And that's not the case at all. And so he has to do what Adam is saying here.

21:57🔗 Adam Super, here's the technique. All right, this is gonna get a little graphic. I hope Dr. Loeb is not listening. And by the way, wouldn't it be funny if he was a ear, nose and throat guy. It's like, I got a ear problem. Who do you see? Dr. Loeb. It just makes sense. Yeah, no, no, just think, think your Loeb.

22:16🔗 Lisa Loeb Brain doctor.

22:16🔗 Adam All right, all right, listen, you know, they're not all friends.

22:20🔗 Drew The liver has lobes too.

22:21🔗 Adam It does. Yeah, but nobody says that. You doctor people, you Brown, you, you, you Ivy Leaguer say it, but the regular people, we only know one lobe. That's the ear lobe.

22:33🔗 Drew Okay.

22:33🔗 Adam All right. Now, what was I talking about? Oh, all right. Here's the kind of oral sex you need to give. You need to give the feather touch, which is pretend you're like in a shark cage. And the woman's private parts are like three inches away from the edge of the cage. And you got to shove your face in. You can just barely get to it.

22:55🔗 Drew If your tongue goes too far in, the shark will bite it off.

22:58🔗 Adam No, no, there's no shark. Sometimes you can just be in a shark cage. You don't need the shark. Like where they sell the shark cages, they don't have sharks there.

23:06🔗 Drew So you're in the shark cage.

23:06🔗 Adam You're in the shark cage. And then the woman's...

23:08🔗 Drew You press your cage against the...

23:09🔗 Adam You put your push against the cage like I'm doing now. But the woman's part is just far enough away so you can barely get to it with your tongue. You see what I'm saying?

23:19🔗 Drew Yes, and slow, slow and...

23:21🔗 Adam Yeah, it's tough. You're working. You're in that shark cage.

23:23🔗 Drew Easy, easy. I know what this guy's doing.

23:27🔗 Adam He's trying to coax it out of her.

23:30🔗 Drew He's working like a penis.

23:32🔗 Lisa Loeb There are other areas around as well. That's true.

23:35🔗 Adam That's right. Like where?

23:38🔗 Lisa Loeb Not exactly.

23:39🔗 Adam Right on there.

23:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

23:41🔗 Adam Okay, I'm cool. Lisa Loeb, is that a lobe area down there? Are there other lobes? Does the liver have lobes? Liver has a lobe, Drew?

23:50🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, there's pictures.

23:51🔗 Adam Is everything have a lobe? Does your heart have a lobe?

23:54🔗 Drew No.

23:55🔗 Adam But your liver has lobes.

23:56🔗 Drew Your lung has lobes.

23:56🔗 Adam Well, your brain has lobes. Your lung has lobes? How do you decide?

24:00🔗 Lisa Loeb Your lung has alveoli.

24:01🔗 Adam Ooh.

24:02🔗 Lisa Loeb The little tiny, tiny little. That's like seventh grade biology.

24:06🔗 Adam Not an LA Unified School District over here, Missy.

24:10🔗 Drew Left lobe, liver.

24:11🔗 Adam Left lobe, liver?

24:12🔗 Drew Right lobe, liver.

24:13🔗 Adam And your brain's got a lobe. But what about your heart? No lobe?

24:15🔗 Drew No.

24:16🔗 Adam How do you decide what has a lobe and what doesn't?

24:18🔗 Drew Lobe is a solid.

24:22🔗 Caller Mass.

24:22🔗 Drew Yeah, mass.

24:23🔗 Adam It's a mass.

24:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

24:25🔗 Adam All right. But how's your heart? Heart's hollow.

24:29🔗 Lisa Loeb It's got little chambers.

24:31🔗 Adam It's got chambers. So it's got to be solid?

24:33🔗 Drew Liver is as long as lobes.

24:35🔗 Adam Yeah, but your lung isn't solid.

24:37🔗 Drew Well, but I mean it's the parenchyma is essentially.

24:44🔗 Lisa Loeb Listen, I'm going to have tiny pockets inside of them.

24:46🔗 Adam I'm going to argue that if a lung is the most hollow organ in the body. Now if the lung can have a lobe, why can't the heart have a lobe?

24:57🔗 Lisa Loeb It's kind of like sacs, which is a gross word, but harder.

25:01🔗 Adam Does your sac have a lobe, Drew? No?

25:04🔗 Drew Your testicle may have a lobe.

25:06🔗 Caller All right.

25:07🔗 Adam Lisa Loeb here, who by the way has remembered all the lobes in the body.

25:11🔗 Lisa Loeb In the Bible.

25:12🔗 Adam She's so into herself about lobe talk.

25:15🔗 Drew I was actually, you asked about the clitoris. That's what I picked the book up.

25:17🔗 Adam Does that got a lobe?

25:18🔗 Drew That has lobes.

25:19🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, I thought you were looking for the lobes.

25:20🔗 Adam It doesn't seem like there's enough real estate there for a lobe. It's got to have some area to cover.

25:25🔗 Drew All right.

25:26🔗 Adam We got to take a break. Lisa Loeb is here tonight. The way it really is, is the name of the.

25:42🔗 Caller Loveline is brought to you by the September Playboy. On sale now. It features the college pigskin preview, 20 questions with Terrell Owens, and the women of the Olympics in a sizzling pictorial. Good luck getting around to the football.

25:56🔗 Caller Men, have you been violated by female coworkers at your place of business while wearing axe, deodorant, body spray? The law offices of Huckster and Huckster are on your side. Before they give you...

26:15🔗 Drew Any special...

26:20🔗 Three, two, one, go.

26:22🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Anderson. Three, two, one, go. Talk about getting out of gate. Anderson's piss got told to be quiet 20 minutes ago. Yeah. Lisa Loeb is here tonight. Lisa, dear, dear, dear friend. Lisa, we got to hang out a little because I've decided you're one of the cool people.

26:46🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, I like that.

26:47🔗 Adam And it would be cool to say, like, I'm going over to Lisa. Oh, you don't know Lisa? Oh, yeah. No, we hang. Yeah, no, we just we don't have anything in common, but that's what we have in common. You know, one of those things, you know, we hang, she strums the guitar.

27:01🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, whatever.

27:02🔗 Adam Yeah, we could hang out a little bit, right?

27:04🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, we could do that. We could go get a donut.

27:07🔗 Adam Yeah, we'll go get a donut.

27:08🔗 Lisa Loeb Kay's Donut Emporium.

27:10🔗 Adam Yeah, we'll go down.

27:10🔗 Lisa Loeb It's an Emporium.

27:11🔗 Drew Where's that?

27:12🔗 Lisa Loeb There's a couple of them in the Valley.

27:15🔗 Adam Oh, really?

27:15🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, Sherman Oaks. Studio City.

27:17🔗 Adam Let me show you my San Fernando Valley. I'd love to show you that. I can show you that. I grew up in North Hollywood. I played Pop Warner for the Sun Valley Falcons. I could show you my Valley. You know what I'm saying?

27:32🔗 Lisa Loeb A tour of your Valley.

27:33🔗 Adam Yeah, it'd be great. This used to be Harder's Industrial Supply before they tore it down on Sherman Oaks.

27:39🔗 Lisa Loeb I love that.

27:40🔗 Adam It's beautiful.

27:40🔗 Lisa Loeb I love those stories. I am serious.

27:42🔗 Caller Really?

27:43🔗 Lisa Loeb This is where I used to walk on the way to second grade and where I used to go to school.

27:48🔗 Drew But everything in Ohio is either asphalt, cement, or quarry.

27:52🔗 Adam All more romantic.

27:54🔗 Drew Those are your options. Or what?

27:55🔗 Lisa Loeb Or orange. That was a long time ago.

27:59🔗 Adam They have auto wrecking yards.

28:02🔗 Drew Auto wrecking yards, yes. Asphalt, pick apart, quarry.

28:07🔗 Adam Yeah, there's some good building supply places.

28:11🔗 Drew I like building supply.

28:12🔗 Adam They also have wholesale plants.

28:18🔗 Drew They don't allow plants in North Hollywood.

28:19🔗 Lisa Loeb Used plants?

28:19🔗 Drew Not in North Hollywood.

28:20🔗 Adam No, you can grow them if they're potted. And he promised to move them out of the county.

28:24🔗 Lisa Loeb You're talking about North, North.

28:26🔗 Adam All I'm saying is I could show you my valley.

28:28🔗 Drew That's his valley.

28:29🔗 Adam I could show you my valley.

28:30🔗 Drew Van Nuys Boulevard.

28:33🔗 Lisa Loeb They've got some good donut stores though. Shops.

28:35🔗 Adam Yeah, we'll go there. That'll be part of my valley tour.

28:38🔗 Drew You have to see all the strip joints.

28:41🔗 Lisa Loeb I've never been in a strip joint.

28:43🔗 Adam Well, we could look at some valleys.

28:44🔗 Drew When you start hanging with Adam.

28:45🔗 I've never been.

28:47🔗 Adam I can't believe it. We'll go down to Bob's Classy Lady in Van Nuys. We'll go to the Venus Fair over there in North Hollywood. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's God's country.

28:59🔗 Drew This is where your girlfriend used to dance?

29:00🔗 Adam Joe? Well, that's true. Joe?

29:03🔗 Yeah.

29:03🔗 Adam Star Garden. I'm on Lanker Jim. Joe, you're 22. What's up?

29:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm circumcised and I was just wondering, is there like women that like that? I've actually ripped that skin having sex before and I was wondering if that would affect me in the future.

29:21🔗 Drew Bible question.

29:24🔗 Adam He's uncircumcised, which he didn't make clear.

29:27🔗 Drew Lisa doesn't like that.

29:28🔗 Lisa Loeb I don't know. I'm waiting till I get married.

29:32🔗 Adam Let me show you my foreskin. I mean my valley. Joe? You're pre-appeared. Here's the thing. We've talked about this a thousand times in there. We decided or someone decided about 20 years ago that by this time most everyone would be uncircumcised. But it hasn't really come to fruition.

29:50🔗 Drew No. For the most part it's still the style to be circumcised.

29:53🔗 Adam I think it was the time, there was a time when we were in love with everything that came out of Europe. I think it's when our cars started getting really crappy and their cars started getting really good. And it's like, I got a BMW, I got a Porsche, I got a Mercedes. It's like, I got a foreskin.

30:04🔗 Drew And there was this weird, our families are so messed up people decided that the reason they're miserable is that somebody took their foreskin off. And it's ridiculous. And the fact is it's a painless procedure now. For the most part.

30:18🔗 Caller No, no.

30:19🔗 Drew For the baby. They anesthetize him.

30:20🔗 Adam I'm worried about Joe.

30:21🔗 Drew It's going to hurt. But Joe, the reason, one of the reasons...

30:25🔗 Adam In Joe's mind, that went from Oh, I'm going tomorrow to Oh Christ. I'm blocking my junk as Drew speaks now.

30:31🔗 Drew The thing is, Joe, one of the reasons that it's nice to have that done is precisely the reason that you're describing here, which is that there can be tears when the head comes out through the foreskin and then it can narrow further from the scarring from the tears. It can be really kind of uncomfortable. And there are STDs that are less likely to be transmitted by the circumcised male and there's no penile cancer.

30:51🔗 Adam All this boils down to almost nothing.

30:53🔗 Lisa Loeb But he is uncircumcised. So that is the way it is for him.

30:58🔗 Drew The girls will be okay.

30:59🔗 Adam Not necessarily. First off, Joe, you're calling from Missouri. I'm guessing you're the only guy within, let's say, several thousand miles that's uncircumcised.

31:13🔗 Drew Would you say so?

31:15🔗 Adam There must be a fair amount of people like feral kids born out in nature and stuff that don't get circumcised. You're going to have trouble finding a good moil in Missouri. A hell of a lot of trouble. Drew, you know how long you have to drive to find a moil stand?

31:29🔗 Drew You may not know. The urologists are plentiful.

31:34🔗 Adam In the meantime, Joe, don't worry about it. Find someone who loves you. Everything is cool.

31:41🔗 Drew Women forgive a million ills in the mail. A thousand sins are forgiven.

31:46🔗 Lisa Loeb I think women like personalities.

31:48🔗 Drew It's amazing what you have to put up with with the mail. This is a minor issue.

31:52🔗 Adam Right. But keep it clean and maintenance. That's like what we've talked about before. It's like owning a convertible. It might be a little more fun to drive, but it's going to take a little maintenance. You put a little armor all on it.

32:05🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying?

32:07🔗 Adam Let's hear it. Yes, I am. One call.

32:11🔗 Drew One more.

32:12🔗 Adam And then we hear a Lisa Loeb song. Jennifer?

32:17🔗 Hello.

32:17🔗 Adam You're 15? What's happening, baby doll?

32:22🔗 Caller Okay. I ride horses twice a week, and because of that, my clit is numb, and I can't get any pleasure out of it, and I don't know what to do.

32:30🔗 Adam Out of the horse? Who are you not getting pleasure out of?

32:33🔗 Drew Really? Are you genuinely asking this question, or did somebody put you up for this?

32:38🔗 Caller Oh. What do you mean?

32:41🔗 Lisa Loeb She's serious.

32:41🔗 Adam She's serious.

32:42🔗 Drew Well, hold on a second. Where's my literal pleasure? You can't squeeze any pleasure out of it.

32:48🔗 Lisa Loeb Hey, don't.

32:49🔗 Drew It's fine.

32:53🔗 Caller Anything, like masturbation, or when my boyfriend fingers me. It's just like, because it's numb, I can't, like, there's no pleasure out of it.

33:00🔗 Drew But you used to get something out of it?

33:02🔗 Caller Yeah. And then, I like...

33:03🔗 Adam You know, she was eight and nine. She really, you know, she really enjoyed it. But ever since she's been on the horse, you used to get something.

33:10🔗 Caller Oh yeah, because when you post, and you go up and down on the saddle.

33:12🔗 Drew I know, but you used to get something. It's changed?

33:16🔗 Caller Well, yeah, because now I can't feel anything.

33:19🔗 Lisa Loeb It's like when you're on the elliptical trainer and your feet get numb.

33:22🔗 Drew I know, but I can accept that there's numbness, because let me explain, there's something called the pudendal nerve down there on the perineum that gets crushed. People who horseback ride, who bike ride long distances get this thing. And it can cause some insensitivity. Men complain about it. There's more than women, interestingly.

33:39🔗 Adam Hey sweetie, girls are supposed to be going on side saddle anyway, am I right, Drew? Can she just wear a little thing? She's got to get off the horse for a little bit. Or put a pillow down there.

33:55🔗 Drew I'm curious that she was already...

33:58🔗 Lisa Loeb Some people start earlier.

34:01🔗 Adam She didn't say having sex.

34:04🔗 Lisa Loeb It's alright. Can she wear some special...

34:07🔗 Drew Not that I'm aware of, but I imagine somebody has asked for padding on the saddle or something.

34:12🔗 Lisa Loeb She could create something and make a lot of money from it.

34:14🔗 Drew It can be kind of serious. You can get permanent damage of that nerve.

34:18🔗 Lisa Loeb What do bike riders do? Do they wear something special?

34:21🔗 Drew That's why they have those seats now with the hole in the middle of the seat.

34:24🔗 Lisa Loeb You should get that. You should get a special...

34:25🔗 Drew A horse with no...

34:27🔗 Adam It'll look like a piggy bank.

34:29🔗 Lisa Loeb Seriously. It's important.

34:32🔗 Drew Maybe the saddle raises up.

34:34🔗 Adam Someone ought to do that with the saddle.

34:36🔗 Lisa Loeb I know. What about those shorts, like biking shorts type of things?

34:39🔗 Drew With the padding in it.

34:41🔗 Adam That couldn't hurt. Put a...

34:44🔗 Lisa Loeb Would that make sense?

34:45🔗 Drew Put a sea sponge.

34:47🔗 Lisa Loeb I'm serious.

34:48🔗 Adam Put a big sea sponge down there and then like the kind you'd wash your car with or something. It'd be weird when you're walking around in tight pants. It's like, holy Christ.

34:58🔗 Lisa Loeb Look at that. K's Donut Emporium.

35:00🔗 Drew I'm just thinking of a new SpongeBob.

35:04🔗 Lisa Loeb Perfect.

35:04🔗 Adam I'll tell you what I'm thinking about. I was thinking about us forcing women to ride side saddle and how they must have all fallen off and broken their neck almost immediately. Like, can you imagine staying on a horse riding side saddle?

35:15🔗 Lisa Loeb In a long skirt with petticoats.

35:16🔗 Adam In a long skirt with like heels and lace-up shoes and stuff?

35:19🔗 Drew The horse takes off a little canter.

35:20🔗 Adam All the horse has to do is make a sharp left and you're going to ass over a teacup right into the terra firma there. Yes, Drew?

35:27🔗 Drew Yes.

35:28🔗 Adam Can we hear Lisa Loeb's song? We got time?

35:30🔗 Drew Yes.

35:31🔗 Adam Good. Let's do it, buddy. Who's cute up there? Anderson?

35:34🔗 Drew Chris.

35:35🔗 Adam Oh, Chris, you're cooler? Alright. This new one is called Fools Like Me. That's a dear, dear, dear friend, Lisa Loeb. I'm going to show her my valley, Drew.

39:19🔗 Drew It's going to be an experience for her.

39:23🔗 Adam We'll go from the Lumber Yards and Chatsworth all the way to the Lumber Yards and Burbank. It's going to be great. Lisa Loeb in studio tonight, The Way It Really Is, name of the new CD. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this. Phone number 1-800-L-E-E-1-9-1. Lisa Loeb in tonight, Jenna Jamison in tomorrow night.

40:16🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, I just missed her.

40:18🔗 Adam Yep, but I'm not. Black Eyed Peas in here on Thursday. Crank Yankers on tonight. Forgot to mention my beloved Crank Yankers. All new season on Comedy Central, on As We Speak, so feel free to shut the show up.

40:30🔗 Drew Are you guys gonna do another season of that too?

40:32🔗 Adam I don't know, it depends.

40:34🔗 Lisa Loeb I wanna go on Crank Yankers.

40:35🔗 Adam Yes.

40:36🔗 Lisa Loeb Lisa and I should go skit. I wanna make the prank call. We used to do that a lot growing up.

40:40🔗 Adam Did you?

40:42🔗 Lisa Loeb No, guys did not put us up to it.

40:44🔗 Adam Cause girls don't have that gene usually.

40:46🔗 Lisa Loeb My friends and I, I think we had that gene. I had a group of girlfriends and we, you know what, it's like the movie Diner. I don't know if anyone out there is listening knows that movie, but we had that kind of thing. Like we had that camaraderie, camaraderie, camaraderie and that back and forth and we would, yeah we would do a lot of prank calls.

41:03🔗 Adam You know what girls will do though, they will do a version of the prank calls when they start hitting puberty, which is calling cute guys and just.

41:12🔗 Lisa Loeb No this wasn't that though.

41:13🔗 Adam You didn't do that?

41:15🔗 Lisa Loeb We probably did that too. We did three, you know, three way calling. We would set people up, talk to each other, but we'd do all their other prank calls, yeah.

41:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I.

41:23🔗 Lisa Loeb But it would be fun to do, it's fun.

41:25🔗 Adam Yeah, it's fun. It's fun, all right, well, they do it. Well, if we do season four, we'll get you. Drew, you've shot your wild eye.

41:32🔗 Drew That's it?

41:34🔗 Adam But Drew, Drew did stellar work. Have you?

41:37🔗 Lisa Loeb I think we talked about this.

41:38🔗 Adam Have you heard him on Crank Yankers?

41:40🔗 Lisa Loeb Or maybe I was listening to you guys talk about it once.

41:41🔗 Adam It's possible.

41:42🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh yeah, you have a tape of it.

41:44🔗 Adam Drew's done. Anderson, give just a little, just a little snippet of Dr. Drew on Crank Yankers. Really, just in his own element.

41:52🔗 Drew Drew in the hissy. But why ain't you got no play, player? I'm telling you, nigga, that it would put you into the mode where you would have no problem to get that freaky shit going. 24 seven flowing semen here in your house. In your hissy, for Chizzy.

42:11🔗 Adam All right, that was actually Drew live. I don't know why he insisted on using the N word that way, Drew. All right, here's my point. It's all in good fun and in the right context. I was driving in to work tonight and driving behind someone who was watching TV in their car, who was driving the car. Who had the in dash.

42:31🔗 Caller A huge set.

42:33🔗 Adam It was a little LCD set, probably went about, now when you measure TV's you go diagonally. A lot of people aren't hip to that.

42:42🔗 Lisa Loeb Here's just diagonally.

42:42🔗 Adam But it was probably about eight inches diagonally. And the thing about it is, I know if you would have talked to this guy he would have said, listen I can drive and keep one eye on Caddy Shack.

42:56🔗 Drew Oh my God.

42:56🔗 Adam But the point is, I was behind him for a couple signals and for each time the thing changed it was like a one, one thousand, two, one thousand, it was clear. I don't know. And look, I'm a guy who doesn't have a big beef with people driving drunk or stoned or high or anything else but at a certain point when you're actually putting the surround sound entertainment unit in the TV, in the car, maybe I'll put an end to that.

43:19🔗 Drew By the way, the whole thing with the motor vehicle is the sudden problem and you're reacting to it.

43:26🔗 Caller It's good.

43:27🔗 Lisa Loeb Coffee, the coffee spilling, that kind of thing?

43:29🔗 Drew No, like somebody's.

43:30🔗 Adam Kid runs out in his entire boat.

43:31🔗 Lisa Loeb The rabbit, the rabbit jumps across.

43:34🔗 Drew If you got a one, one thousand beat before you react, you're already in the wall.

43:38🔗 Adam Well, he's watching television while he's driving. How bored are you with driving, by the way, that you actually have to turn the tube on? Like the radio ain't going to do it.

43:47🔗 Lisa Loeb That's incredible.

43:48🔗 Adam Listen to a little talk radio, everybody. Makes you smart.

43:51🔗 Caller All right.

43:51🔗 Adam So and by the way, here's the other thing, too, I thought was interesting about the guy. They got a nice limo tint on his windows and probably figured, well, look, I got this thing in the dash. I hit a button, it folds down and goes in where it looks, looks like an AM radio or something. But when you're driving behind him at night, you see the glow from the TV. It's like when you're walking down the street, someone's watching TV in their living room. You just see that glow. By the way, that beckons me. You ever do that? You're out jogging around at night or walking around, you see the glow coming from the living room, and you get drawn in. What's he watching? I could be home watching something. Who watches TV? By the way, see these people where you can watch what they're watching on TV from your car parked outside their house? Like, really? Just wide open. Everything's just wide open, you're just sitting there watching. Plus, with the amount of masturbation I do in front of the set, there's no way I could ever chance that.

44:42🔗 Drew Without getting arrested.

44:43🔗 Adam I got to have things drawn. You know what I'm saying? All right. What is it with the people though? What is it with the people? Maybe they're way more liberated than what we are. Maybe they're just healthier, but-

44:53🔗 Drew It gives me the willies to think about that even.

44:55🔗 Lisa Loeb When you have the window open.

44:58🔗 Drew To be on the street basically and your life is on the side.

45:01🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, that's a little bizarre.

45:02🔗 Adam Yeah, there is three 30 seconds worth of glass between you and society. We just look right through it. Traffic. You're just driving up the street like in these apartments sometimes where the living room is right on the thing and the curtains are wide open in the middle of the night. The guy is just sitting there watching. He's watching Sports Center. I'm driving up the hill.

45:21🔗 Lisa Loeb Right. Although it is a little bit more sad when you see the same houses a lot with the windows basically closed and the TV is always on. That's weird too.

45:29🔗 Adam I like to see the foil on the window. That says to me there's a snuff fill being made in that living room right now. Yeah.

45:36🔗 Drew All right. Quick question.

45:37🔗 Adam Let me say this. If I was a cop, I would just drive around looking for people who had foil on their windows in Boston. I know there's something going on, something nefarious. Either growing weed, you're making a porn film, you got a bunch of illegals, you're cooking hash, you're cooking up meth. Something's going, there's some child abuse going. Something is going on in this apartment. I'm seeing foil on windows.

45:57🔗 Lisa Loeb Huge Jiffy Pop.

45:58🔗 Adam Yeah, that could be the only possible excuse. Michelle?

46:03🔗 Caller Yes?

46:04🔗 Adam You're 24?

46:05🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

46:06🔗 Adam You have a question for Lisa?

46:08🔗 Caller Yes, I do. Well, my question is, Lisa, how, you know, like when you first started out, you know, like how did it make you feel? You know, like it made you feel, it had to have made you feel so good.

46:24🔗 Lisa Loeb It did. You know what, I was about your age when I first heard my song on the radio.

46:29🔗 Drew She's 24.

46:30🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes, I was about your age when I heard my song on the radio for the first time. And it was something I had been working since I was a teenager writing music.

46:37🔗 Adam Hold on, how do you know how old she is?

46:38🔗 Lisa Loeb She said she was 24.

46:39🔗 Adam Oh, that's right.

46:40🔗 Lisa Loeb And I had been working since I was in high school writing music and recording music and all through college. And it was something I was working on for a really long time. So it was very exciting.

46:54🔗 Caller I'm 24 right now. And like throughout my whole high school, junior high, even I started in my elementary school days, you know, like where I would write, you know, like my own stuff, you know, like my own feelings. And I was involved in band and everything, you know, and so I'm. Right, band.

47:11🔗 Adam Oh, do you have, do you have any music? Hey, Michelle, we got to take a break, but do you have any, do you have an acoustic guitar there? Do you have any of your original stuff?

47:20🔗 Caller Oh, my original stuff. I have moved so many times that my music is all in storage and.

47:27🔗 Adam Well, stored up in your brain.

47:28🔗 Lisa Loeb In your brain, yeah.

47:29🔗 Adam In your brain, baby, in your lobe.

47:32🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, yes.

47:35🔗 Adam All right, hold on a second, Michelle, we got to hold on a second. I want you to go find an acoustic guitar.

47:41🔗 Drew Some instruments.

47:42🔗 Adam Ring that brain ears like a bar rag and let's see what we can get out of it.

47:45🔗 Lisa Loeb Your helical synthesizer.

47:46🔗 Adam Yes, I bet it's something bird is going to be the name of her song, but I really want to hear it. It's got a rainbow and it's got a pegasus in it. We're going to take a quick break. Lisa Loeb here. We'll come back with Michelle. I want to do what between Lisa and Michelle.

47:58🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh great.

47:59🔗 Adam After this.

48:00🔗 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me, so what's up?

48:03🔗 Caller So I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy.

48:06🔗 Caller Why can't I meet anybody?

48:07🔗 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell? So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy.

48:10🔗 Caller I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.

48:20🔗 Adam 877-889-DATE.

48:23🔗 Caller This hour brought to you in part by AXE.

48:26🔗 Caller Let's watch the Axe Effect.

48:52🔗 Adam Pate does not get its due. It can be really good.

48:56🔗 Drew Trader Joe's never failed.

48:59🔗 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE191. Lisa Loeb is here tonight.

49:10🔗 Drew How dare the show interrupt our discussion about food.

49:12🔗 Lisa Loeb I know. We're talking about food. I always think about food all the time.

49:15🔗 Adam Lisa is talking like she's stoned and on her period.

49:21🔗 Lisa Loeb Neither of which.

49:21🔗 Adam That's how much she's in and broke up with someone two hours ago.

49:24🔗 Lisa Loeb Somebody told me I was naturally stoned.

49:27🔗 Adam No really? Well, you're a little cosmic. Not dopey stoned, but ethereal stoned.

49:32🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, ethereal. Jesus Christ.

49:35🔗 Adam Come on baby. That's a good $5 word there. I'm a little credit.

49:39🔗 Lisa Loeb It is. I feel very ethereal.

49:41🔗 Adam Thank you. You work that in your next song.

49:43🔗 Drew You sure she isn't ephemeral?

49:45🔗 Adam We were-

49:45🔗 Lisa Loeb Ephemeral? I'm not ephemeral.

49:48🔗 Adam Disease. Let's regroup. Let's break it down by the way. Let's go. Let's break it down, Lisa. Here we go now. Get a hand in. Grab a knee. Let's focus now. The CD is called The Way. It really is. It's new.

50:05🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

50:05🔗 Adam I thought you're correct me for a second.

50:07🔗 Caller You're right.

50:08🔗 Adam It is brand new from Lisa Loeb. I think we're going to hear something else off it before. Yes, we are. Yes, before the night is through. But first, back to the phones, Drew, because that's what the show is about. No, wait a minute.

50:24🔗 Drew We lost her. She left.

50:26🔗 Adam What is?

50:26🔗 Drew I don't know.

50:27🔗 Adam I don't know.

50:28🔗 Lisa Loeb We need some almond butter and chocolate though.

50:31🔗 Adam Phone screen or Brian, do we keep hanging up on these people? We say we're going to get back to it because you think we're done with them or how does that work? We have to correct that.

50:39🔗 Caller Apparently, she dropped up.

50:40🔗 Adam She just dropped up. She didn't want to sing.

50:43🔗 Drew So they think that we're done with them.

50:46🔗 Adam No, no, no. I said, I said, hold on.

50:48🔗 Lisa Loeb We're going to do a duet.

50:50🔗 Adam No, they don't think that. I put too much pressure on her. I said, get your guitar, get your songs. I'm amazed by the way there's so many people out there who live in this sort of performing fantasy world, which is, hey, I'm a songwriter, hey, I'm a comedian, hey, I'm a joketeller, hey, I'm a writer. And the second you say to them, well, okay, show me what you got. Let's go get your guitar and let's go. And they're like, forget it, dude.

51:12🔗 Lisa Loeb That's the key piece of advice. Anybody who's young, who asks me, how did you do that? How did you get where you are? If people want to be a professional, whatever, they need to hire either hire a great publicist and make some stuff up and become famous. Or if they actually want to be, like you said, a comedian or a musician or whatever, you have to do it. That's all you can do is just, that's all you do.

51:33🔗 Adam I really feel like there's more people because of just TV. They just watch, people watch their sort of fantasy jobs, decide, wow, that would be great. Look at the life, look at the travel, look at the money. Oh, you're hanging around with Carson Daly. This is huge. And they just go like, that's what I want. And you go, yeah, well, why aren't you performing? And they're like, oh, no, no, just tell me how to do it. Well, here's how to do it. Go to the coffee house and wait in line.

51:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:00🔗 Adam That's not hanging out with Carson. It's like, there's so much of that. And nobody says, hey, listen, you don't want to do this. Now get back to work. They're like, oh, honey, you can do anything you want. Now you can't really do anything you want. Or if you do, you at least have to really want to do it. Nobody, we don't discourage enough as a society. We need to say, hey, El Cabong, put the guitar down, get back to the Applebee's and start seeding people.

52:24🔗 Drew But you know what? Life eventually takes them back.

52:27🔗 Adam Oh, it never lets them get going.

52:30🔗 Drew Well, or because they don't have the drive or the motivation to get going, life brings them back.

52:36🔗 Lisa Loeb It's realism. You don't have to step on their toe.

52:38🔗 Adam No, I do. That's why I like that.

52:39🔗 Lisa Loeb Okay, you can step on their toe.

52:40🔗 Adam I like to be the pin that pops everyone's balloon.

52:42🔗 Lisa Loeb Okay, I'm the Paula Abdul. I'm like, yeah, keep trying. It's good, yes.

52:48🔗 Adam Yeah, well.

52:48🔗 Lisa Loeb Your outfit's cute.

52:50🔗 Adam She may be an example of someone that didn't have bundles of talent, making it, singing it, the music business, yes?

52:57🔗 Lisa Loeb She's a dancer.

52:58🔗 Adam She's a dancer.

52:59🔗 Lisa Loeb She had some good songs. And she's really cute.

53:00🔗 Adam No, she had some godawful songs. She had some piss poor, crap filled songs. She was horrible. Her songs were horrible. Go back and listen to those songs.

53:10🔗 Lisa Loeb I actually wasn't really listening to the Radio Hall.

53:11🔗 Adam Please listen to some Paula Abdul singing about the cat.

53:16🔗 Lisa Loeb I think I was listening to The Cure at the time.

53:19🔗 Adam Yeah, much smarter move. Paula Abdul had as a horrible songwriter. Sweet girl.

53:24🔗 Drew She didn't write those songs, did she?

53:25🔗 Adam I hope not.

53:26🔗 Drew No, no, no.

53:26🔗 Adam Whoever did needs to have their hands cut off. Then hands need to be beat with a hammer.

53:33🔗 Lisa Loeb She's so cute.

53:34🔗 Adam Sweet, sweet, and a great dancer, and a good personality, I would say. Nice. Saw her on an airplane not too long ago. She was very friendly, but those songs were horrible. All right, Alex, you're 22?

53:48🔗 Caller I am.

53:50🔗 Adam What's up?

53:52🔗 Lisa Loeb When my boyfriend comes inside of me, I sting afterwards and it burns. If he pulls out when he comes, so I'm fine.

53:59🔗 Drew How long? I'm not heard when I talk, I'm just curious.

54:03🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't think your mic's been on for like three weeks.

54:06🔗 Drew How long?

54:07🔗 Adam Unfortunately, I can still hear you.

54:08🔗 Drew Yeah, I know it's tough. How long are you having intercourse before he actually ejaculates?

54:13🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, goodness, I don't know, 10 minutes.

54:15🔗 Caller I have no idea.

54:15🔗 Drew But not an hour and a half or something?

54:18🔗 Caller No.

54:18🔗 Drew And is this something new? And is this the only boyfriend you ever had or had sex with?

54:27🔗 Adam Refreshing.

54:28🔗 Drew How long have you been having sex with him?

54:29🔗 Adam All of a sudden, she just got unattractive. Picture her on a chick, she's like, oh, sorry, sweetie.

54:34🔗 Lisa Loeb Probably three months or so.

54:36🔗 Drew Three months, so it really just got going. Have you had a pelvic exam recently?

54:41🔗 Caller No.

54:41🔗 Drew All right. So you need to go do that. It could be an infection, a vaginal infection, something like that. Well, it just means a lot of the vagina is irritated and, you know, when the semen gets in there, the pH irritates things further. It's irritated for some reason.

54:53🔗 Adam If you're sexually active, you got to get this pelvic exam.

54:55🔗 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

54:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:57🔗 Drew It's critically important.

54:58🔗 Lisa Loeb It's not like a weird allergy or something?

55:01🔗 Drew Everyone, every time I hear this complaint, everyone wants it to be an allergy, but allergies are really uncommon. What are you guys using for birth control? Which pill?

55:12🔗 Lisa Loeb I don't know which one. It starts with an O.

55:15🔗 Drew Ortho, yeah, one of the orthos.

55:17🔗 Lisa Loeb Ortho novum?

55:17🔗 Drew Yeah. Are you having dryness problems?

55:20🔗 Caller No.

55:21🔗 Drew No. All right. They give you the pills without doing a pelvic exam on you?

55:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:27🔗 Lisa Loeb Really?

55:28🔗 Drew That's weird.

55:28🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes. You should always get your exam.

55:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

55:34🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah. No, I've been meaning to.

55:35🔗 Caller I just haven't done it yet. I know that I need to though.

55:37🔗 Drew There you go.

55:38🔗 Adam And if it helps, you get the crazy nationality who you have nothing in common with culturally.

55:43🔗 Caller Okay. Yeah, I'll do that.

55:45🔗 Drew The guy that what would you say lives with Chubacabra or something?

55:48🔗 Adam It's just he believes in Chubacabra. He goes up to the mountains. He has like a Sherpa guide and a llama takes him up to the mountain. You know nothing of him. He knows nothing of your ways or your culture, your people. You'll never talk to anybody who knows him and you have no mutual friends. No one goes to school with anybody.

56:04🔗 Drew That was my theory in high school for buying condoms. In the day.

56:11🔗 Lisa Loeb That's like the time in Spain I had to go buy tampons when I was a young teenager in Spain and on a Sunday and the only places that were open were military, kind of like military run drug stores and men in outfits that look like Star Wars, you know, troopers, star troopers. Stormtroopers.

56:28🔗 Adam Had to go down to the PX.

56:30🔗 Lisa Loeb Had to go talk to the stormtrooper about buying tampons in Spanish. So we had to actually discuss it because it was behind the counter.

56:37🔗 Drew That's what the condoms were back in the day too.

56:39🔗 Adam What was their plan basically? Humiliate everyone into just a slow venereal death like or toxic shock like you're going to need to talk to the old man who plays golf with your dad if you want to get hold of the tampons or the condoms or any vaginal cream.

56:54🔗 Drew If you're going to have sex, we're going to shame you. We'll see about that.

56:57🔗 Lisa Loeb Everyone's going to know about it. Yeah.

56:59🔗 Drew There's going to be a few hurdles so little do they know.

57:04🔗 Adam Drew had the system beat. Now here's the thing about Drew. Drew as you can see is a man of exquisite passion. He oozes passion.

57:12🔗 Lisa Loeb Definitely yes.

57:13🔗 Adam Did you get any of the passion on you when you came in as a student?

57:16🔗 Lisa Loeb No.

57:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:17🔗 Adam If the wind changes, you will get a gust of passion that comes from Drew, the likes of which you've never smelled before. Drew's a very passionate man. He was in high school as well.

57:28🔗 Drew How dare you?

57:29🔗 Adam Enjoyed before.

57:31🔗 Lisa Loeb Aromatic.

57:32🔗 Adam That's right.

57:32🔗 Caller Like, yeah.

57:33🔗 Drew Thermal.

57:34🔗 Adam Strawberry candle smell, Drew. The point is they're not smelly, but they smell of strawberry. Drew smells of passion. Drew, you know, you should have been like a Spanish swordsman or something. Swordsman.

57:48🔗 Drew Zoro.

57:48🔗 Adam Yes. You're that passionate. But you put the P, the mark of the P, which would be confusing. Like, he peed on it. Now the mark of the P. He just whizzed on your pant leg. Now that. Ah, forget it. Let's get a new letter. The point is, is Drew is a passionate man and Drew grew up. His father was a doctor and he grew up in Pasadena, turn of the century. Drew was a passionate man, but yet a responsible man and had a steady gal in high school and needed a metric ton of condoms, like he would go through 80 condoms a week easily. And that was like when he had mono, Drew went through a steamer trunk of condoms the month he had mono and couldn't, it was bed ridden, he couldn't even sit up. He still went through 750 condoms that month. What do you do with all those condoms? That's the point. You sell to friends? He had to go down to Chinatown to buy the condoms because they knew, see all the pharmacists in the Pasadena area knew, oh, you're the Pinsky kid, what do you mean?

58:55🔗 Drew Even if they didn't, it's just like you're lining up with everybody.

58:59🔗 Adam Where you get in line.

59:00🔗 Drew With the pharmacist and you got to go back there next to the diuretic.

59:05🔗 Adam And the person in front of you and behind you always has those things like couldn't be further away. Do you have those non-skid stickums for the tub? And you're like, yeah, I need a case of the Trojan man.

59:18🔗 Drew This is 1970s.

59:20🔗 Adam Do you have those pumice stones for your feet to take the corns off? And then you got the weird thing. There should be the weirdo line, by the way. The guys who need the crab comb, the guys who need the comb, you know, just sort of sit with your own.

59:34🔗 Lisa Loeb Like a vending machine.

59:34🔗 Drew No, the.

59:35🔗 Lisa Loeb Talk to no one.

59:36🔗 Drew Just the down under line.

59:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:38🔗 Drew You know, it's for the for the hemorrhoid stuff. Yeah.

59:41🔗 Adam You get an embarrassing line.

59:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:44🔗 Adam The chicks got a mustache. The guys got a roid. You need the.

59:47🔗 Lisa Loeb The rainbows got a beard.

59:48🔗 Adam She needs the crab comb. You get in that line. You don't get in between your mom's friends who need who are looking for a little eyebrow wax or something.

59:56🔗 Caller All right.

59:57🔗 Adam So point is, is Drew had to go down to Chinatown to buy the condoms. And of course, he would buy in bulk because, you know, you want to make so many trips down to Chinatown. And again, the cultural thing, they didn't know him and he's just another round eye and there's going to drop some money off. And Drew, not only did you know these guys didn't know your dad, but you know, people were in there buying a crazy roots to grind up and do their whole list of stuff.

1:00:25🔗 Drew This is similar.

1:00:26🔗 Adam There's nothing to you.

1:00:27🔗 Drew This is similar to the women doing the hair pulling.

1:00:31🔗 Adam That's what we're talking about earlier. That's right. You don't want if you're going to buy condoms or rent porn or do anything, you just want to see a sea of bizarre nationalities. You'll never hear from again.

1:00:42🔗 Drew You don't want to feel like you're in your element.

1:00:43🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. And it never never did get back to Doc Pinsky, senior.

1:00:48🔗 Drew That's who you started talking about publicly.

1:00:49🔗 Adam No.

1:00:50🔗 Lisa Loeb And what did he have to say?

1:00:52🔗 Adam He's never never heard about it.

1:00:53🔗 Lisa Loeb He never heard about it.

1:00:54🔗 Adam He didn't know about the passion, although the passion must have been passed down from him. Maybe he was obviously a man of exquisite passion himself. He probably shared that passion with your mother just as many times as he could a day, I would imagine.

1:01:14🔗 Drew Well, he's got the sense of gab and humor that I have and the naturalism in performing. Game on.

1:01:19🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh yeah. He's animatronic that guy. Really the Lincoln from the Disneyland thing is more natural than your dad.

1:01:30🔗 Lisa Loeb The bear jamboree.

1:01:31🔗 Adam Or than me. When it's down, when it's down, when it's malfunctioning. What the hell is that called?

1:01:37🔗 Drew The life of Mr. Lincoln or something?

1:01:40🔗 Adam It has some name to it that's a-

1:01:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Is it all the presidents though?

1:01:43🔗 Drew No, it used to be just Abraham Lincoln in the day.

1:01:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:01:45🔗 Drew It used to be something with Mr. Lincoln.

1:01:47🔗 Lisa Loeb Back before there were other presidents.

1:01:50🔗 Drew Something with Mr. Lincoln.

1:01:51🔗 Adam Yeah, but it was called the- it was something. It was back old days.

1:01:56🔗 Drew I don't think it's nice not there anymore.

1:01:58🔗 Lisa Loeb The olden times like in the 70s. Yeah, way back.

1:02:00🔗 Adam Way back. Way back. Find out- Hey, Chris, wake up. Get online. Find out that the Disneyland Abe Lincoln thing. It had a name to it that was sort of regal. No, I don't think so.

1:02:14🔗 Lisa Loeb The ride was you just go in and sit in a theater and watch the animatronic Abe Lincoln. I remember that.

1:02:18🔗 Drew And the American flag would appear in the clouds behind him.

1:02:21🔗 Caller Do you remember that?

1:02:22🔗 Adam Let me explain my relationship with Disneyland as a young person. If I was really nice to my cousin, Greg, he would let me look at his View Master with the Disneyland slide.

1:02:32🔗 Lisa Loeb The one with the fireworks was one of the little pictures. I loved that one.

1:02:37🔗 Drew Well, explain what a View Master is.

1:02:39🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, come on. Seriously?

1:02:40🔗 Adam View Master?

1:02:41🔗 Lisa Loeb I just bought one in St. Louis.

1:02:42🔗 Drew Oh, they have them?

1:02:43🔗 Lisa Loeb They have them. It was the Arch in St. Louis.

1:02:46🔗 Adam Engineer Chris, you know what a View Master is?

1:02:48🔗 Lisa Loeb I love View Master.

1:02:49🔗 Adam You do?

1:02:50🔗 Lisa Loeb Especially the Disneyland.

1:02:55🔗 Drew Old? What do you put in it to view.?Line второй Ad... Old?

1:03:03🔗 Lisa Loeb Film? What does it look like?

1:03:07🔗 Drew It's wheels. Flies.

1:03:09🔗 Lisa Loeb It's slides.

1:03:10🔗 Caller Hold on, hold on.

1:03:11🔗 Adam Chris, what's a record player? Do you know?

1:03:14🔗 Caller Have you ever...

1:03:15🔗 Adam No.

1:03:16🔗 Drew I'm going over there.

1:03:17🔗 Adam Let's see them.

1:03:17🔗 Caller Is it a big, is it looking like a compact disc?

1:03:20🔗 Adam No. Well, it's older, I think.

1:03:23🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

1:03:24🔗 Adam Chris, make you want to kill yourself, by the way, just bring up a TV show. I wasn't born.

1:03:28🔗 Drew Great moments of Mr. Lincoln.

1:03:30🔗 Lisa Loeb Great moments of Mr. Lincoln. Sounds like a great ride. Don't you want to line up for that?

1:03:34🔗 Adam All right. What did you say it was called?

1:03:36🔗 Drew Life with Mr. Lincoln.

1:03:36🔗 Adam Life with Mr. Lincoln. So very close. And wasn't it in the presidential rotunda or something?

1:03:42🔗 Lisa Loeb I thought there were red velvet seats or something.

1:03:44🔗 Drew You sit in a theater and he gives the Gettysburg a dress basically.

1:03:47🔗 Adam I know, but I thought the actual thing was called something else. I don't know.

1:03:53🔗 Drew I think you're confusing the GE.

1:03:56🔗 Adam Well, whatever.

1:03:56🔗 Drew If you had wings.

1:03:57🔗 Lisa Loeb Do you remember if you had wings? It was a sort of a dome that you drove through on a little train and had films going all around you. That was actually Disney World.

1:04:08🔗 Drew I just saw Disney World.

1:04:09🔗 Lisa Loeb It was called If You Had Wings. I think it was brought to you by some airline. It was really cool though. It was one of those things where there was film all the way around you. I did go to Disneyland though when I was a young child.

1:04:19🔗 Adam Let me say this. If my cousin Greg had the Talking Viewmaster, I would have known the name of the Lincoln exhibit. He just had the regular one.

1:04:29🔗 Lisa Loeb I didn't know they had a Talking Viewmaster.

1:04:30🔗 Adam Oh, they did later.

1:04:31🔗 Caller It will record.

1:04:33🔗 Drew Click, click.

1:04:35🔗 Adam Carson? Technically, I could have owned a Viewmaster because, you know, the folks' policy with toys, which is anything that plugged in, was out of bounds.

1:04:45🔗 Drew Right.

1:04:45🔗 Adam Electric football or any bright light or any. Yes, this was hard by the sun.

1:04:49🔗 Lisa Loeb I have a Viewmaster on my bedside table.

1:04:51🔗 Adam Carson?

1:04:52🔗 Lisa Loeb Great.

1:04:53🔗 Adam I'd like to show you my valley. You show me your Viewmaster. Carson?

1:04:57🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm here.

1:04:58🔗 Adam Seventeen. What's up?

1:05:00🔗 Caller I was wondering what would be your guys' recommendation as to whether or not I should get a circumcision at this point.

1:05:07🔗 Drew I would say no unless you're having problems, like you're getting stenosis or tears or difficulties. If it's bothering you or even just aesthetically, it's something you don't like.

1:05:18🔗 Lisa Loeb Are you?

1:05:20🔗 Caller Actually, it's more like a problem. It's just like weighing on my mind. It's nothing physical.

1:05:25🔗 Drew Well, you know, whenever guys preoccupy about their penis, I worry about that.

1:05:30🔗 Adam And it usually can't... When you're preoccupied with your penis, nothing is really going to settle. It's like a chick with a eating disorder. It's like, oh, I lose 10 pounds, then I'm cured.

1:05:38🔗 Drew No. No.

1:05:40🔗 Adam Why is your penis weighing on your mind? And by the way, if you could get your forehead to your penis that way, is that what he's talking about?

1:05:49🔗 Drew He's thinking about it.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Oh.

1:05:51🔗 Drew Oh.

1:05:53🔗 Adam Okay, whatever.

1:05:55🔗 Drew Usually for us, that means that your self-esteem is down and you're sort of worrying about yourself and the penis becomes sort of a symbol for that. Yeah.

1:06:04🔗 Caller I got one more question. It's unrelated, but...

1:06:07🔗 Drew Nice jar.

1:06:10🔗 Adam We don't believe you anymore.

1:06:13🔗 Drew Nice try.

1:06:13🔗 Adam Nice try. No. No. Can't be one more question because he was lying. And by the way, here's the deal. If you're going to do a bogus call, fine. Can you spend eight goddamn seconds thinking of it? Oh, I got to... I'm thinking about... My penis is weighing on my mind.

1:06:32🔗 Lisa Loeb I like hearing someone's penis is weighing heavy on their mind.

1:06:35🔗 Adam I'm thinking about getting a circumcision. There's nothing wrong with that.

1:06:39🔗 Lisa Loeb You could use that in a song.

1:06:40🔗 Adam By the way, is there... Penis weighing...

1:06:43🔗 Drew Sounds like a John Denver song.

1:06:44🔗 Lisa Loeb Like a country in the penis laying, weighing heavy on my mind. More like a Glen Campbell song.

1:06:51🔗 Adam You could do a song...

1:06:52🔗 Lisa Loeb I can't stop thinking of it all the time.

1:06:54🔗 Adam Why don't you do a song where my penis keeps running through your mind?

1:06:56🔗 Drew Your specific mind.

1:06:58🔗 Lisa Loeb Your penis is running through your mind. I like the penis weighing heavy on your mind now. It's a very heavy penis. Very heavy penis.

1:07:07🔗 Drew This has been single too long.

1:07:11🔗 Adam Yeah, that's good.

1:07:12🔗 Lisa Loeb I'm doing fine.

1:07:14🔗 Adam No? You don't want to write that song?

1:07:17🔗 Lisa Loeb We just wrote it. Done and done. Done and done.

1:07:20🔗 Adam I would appreciate it if you would write Adam's penis weighing heavy on my mind.

1:07:23🔗 Drew You know, I was watching Cleopatra the other night and like Mark Anthony or somebody comes up to see it and goes, done and done.

1:07:29🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:07:30🔗 Drew Circa 1950.

1:07:32🔗 Lisa Loeb It's like Bill and Ted. Done and done.

1:07:35🔗 Adam I guess I guess they spoke that way back then. Daniel, or I mean, Danielle.

1:07:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

1:07:42🔗 Adam You're 16? You depressed?

1:07:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:46🔗 Lisa Loeb No.

1:07:46🔗 Adam You're not?

1:07:47🔗 Drew Tired. No, she's in our time zone.

1:07:49🔗 Lisa Loeb What's going on?

1:07:52🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, my boyfriend and me kind of like want to have sex, but we don't know if it's right.

1:07:56🔗 Caller Right.

1:07:57🔗 Drew He wants to have sex. You want to make him happy? Yeah. Don't do it in that situation. You will kind of regret it.

1:08:06🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, I really like him and I kind of want to too, but I don't know.

1:08:11🔗 Lisa Loeb Do you want to or do you not want to?

1:08:13🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, I do.

1:08:15🔗 Lisa Loeb Do you want to?

1:08:17🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

1:08:17🔗 Drew Left to yourself without him pressuring you and begging you the way he is.

1:08:21🔗 Adam Well, she's curious about it, but she's scared about it.

1:08:23🔗 Drew I get that. And I would generally say, wait till you're a little clearer. Maybe with this guy even, you'll be clearer in a few more months, just when all this ambivalence and I don't know.

1:08:32🔗 Adam Let me say a few things. First off, most women for the first time, because it might possibly involve a little pain and some discomfort and they're much more self-conscious than men are, I think no matter what age, there are some question marks around a little ambivalence.

1:08:50🔗 Drew No, this one's got passion.

1:08:51🔗 Adam Well, you're a passionate woman. You two should start a passion farm. Passion farm.

1:08:57🔗 Lisa Loeb Where the penis gets heavy on your mind.

1:09:00🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh yeah. But 16 is a little young for someone like Danielle who sounds like a young 16. Now we talked to 16 year olds that sound like Vietnam nurses or hardened chain smokers that have been on the streets. Danielle sounds a little more protected.

1:09:16🔗 Lisa Loeb Are there other issues though, like religious issues or other things that you're worried about?

1:09:21🔗 Lisa Loeb It's my mom.

1:09:23🔗 Lisa Loeb Your mom.

1:09:24🔗 Drew Well, everyone worries that their parents are going to disapprove of this.

1:09:27🔗 Lisa Loeb She doesn't let me date anybody.

1:09:29🔗 Lisa Loeb So she doesn't even know you're dating this guy.

1:09:30🔗 Lisa Loeb Uh-uh. But like, she thinks that his best friend is gay, so she lets me go over to his house.

1:09:38🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, because she thinks that the boyfriend's gay.

1:09:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

1:09:41🔗 Lisa Loeb Well.

1:09:42🔗 Adam She thinks his best friend is gay?

1:09:47🔗 Lisa Loeb Me and my boyfriend's best friend used to date, she didn't know that, and she thought that he was gay. Now I'm dating, currently dating my boyfriend, and now she lets me go over to his best friend's house.

1:10:01🔗 Lisa Loeb Wait, your boyfriend used to date this guy?

1:10:02🔗 Adam Hold on, we have the world's dumbest scholars who, like all good stupid people, think we know their situation, so it's very easy to sort it out.

1:10:11🔗 Lisa Loeb That's wild.

1:10:12🔗 Adam Here's what she gets to do. So, she gets to go over to her ex-boyfriend's house, who her mom thinks is gay.

1:10:19🔗 Drew Ex-boyfriend.

1:10:20🔗 Adam Ex-guy, and meet up with her guy at the ex-ex-sue, because as you know, Drew, I went to the Berlitz School of Tards.

1:10:31🔗 Drew Yes.

1:10:31🔗 Adam And speak it fluently.

1:10:32🔗 Drew Yes, you're extremely skilled.

1:10:34🔗 Adam Thank you, Daniel. All right, so, how old is your boyfriend?

1:10:40🔗 Lisa Loeb Seventeen.

1:10:41🔗 Adam Seventeen. And is he going to high school? I'm picturing a troublemaker.

1:10:46🔗 Lisa Loeb No, he's actually a straight A student.

1:10:48🔗 Adam Straight A?

1:10:49🔗 Drew Ah! No, I sense a good situation. And that's even wider.

1:10:53🔗 Adam And you're a virgin. And how long have you been together?

1:10:56🔗 Lisa Loeb Two years.

1:10:56🔗 Drew Two years.

1:10:57🔗 Lisa Loeb That's a long time. And your mother doesn't know?

1:10:59🔗 Adam Uh-uh.

1:11:02🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, no matter what you do, make sure you don't get pregnant.

1:11:04🔗 Drew Yeah, work on them, but I just get the sense that you're not quite there yet. No. 17, how old, how, how far into 16 are you?

1:11:13🔗 Lisa Loeb Like a month from my 17th birthday.

1:11:16🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Look, you should be getting it on now. I mean, you've been with a guy for two years. He's 17. He's a good student. You guys love you're going to be 17. Seems like her mom has retarded her growth or something.

1:11:30🔗 Drew That's part of the plan.

1:11:31🔗 Lisa Loeb But you know, I can understand a mother not wanting her teenage daughter to be getting pregnant and that is a possibility.

1:11:36🔗 Adam I know, but you got a date. I mean, Danielle, is your dad around?

1:11:42🔗 Drew Where is he?

1:11:43🔗 Lisa Loeb He's kind of a drug addict.

1:11:46🔗 Adam Now let's get a little more here.

1:11:49🔗 Lisa Loeb You guys said that you thought my boyfriend was a troublemaker. He kind of is because he like smoked pot and stuff like that. But he's good straight A's somehow.

1:11:59🔗 Caller Hold off.

1:12:01🔗 Adam Yeah, but two years and your mom's just very protective because your dad was a loser and she got hooked up with a loser so now she's going to dump that junk in your trunk.

1:12:09🔗 Drew But of course, because you had a loser for dad, you're attracted to losers, Daniel.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Here's the whole thing. Two years, do it. Okay, here's the deal. When you're 17, it's coming up, it's a month away and use protection. Lisa Loeb in our hissy tonight. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back after this.

1:12:28🔗 Lisa Loeb Thank you for calling Loveline.

1:12:29🔗 Lisa Loeb Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

1:12:35🔗 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

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1:12:40🔗 Caller Law enforcement is cracking down from coast to coast.

1:12:43🔗 Drew No matter where you are, if you drive under the influence, you will be arrested.

1:12:47🔗 Caller You drink and drive.

1:12:48🔗 Lisa Loeb Best friends, the guy was, the mother thinks he's gay so much.

1:12:51🔗 Adam She dated the guy, but the mom just thought he was a gay friend. I thought she said that her girlfriend, hello. It's a loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there, Lisa Loeb in studio tonight and Jenna Jamison. Dear, dear friend Jenna Jamison in here, and then the Black Eyed Peas on Thursday. Lisa has herself a CD and we're going to hear something else off it. It's called The Way It Really Is.

1:13:24🔗 Lisa Loeb The record is called, the song is called I Control The Sun.

1:13:27🔗 Adam Yeah, and we will hear that very song.

1:13:29🔗 Drew A couple more calls.

1:13:31🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, I want to talk to some people.

1:13:33🔗 Adam Two calls and then we hear I Control The Sun. Marie?

1:13:37🔗 Drew She's in a tornado. What the hell? Wow. No, no good. No good. That's crazy. Let's go back to Michelle. She showed up again.

1:13:45🔗 Adam Michelle?

1:13:47🔗 Caller Yes.

1:13:48🔗 Adam What's happening baby doll?

1:13:49🔗 Caller Hello.

1:13:50🔗 Adam Oh, you're the singer.

1:13:52🔗 Caller Hello.

1:13:54🔗 Adam Songwriter? Can you? Can you hear us?

1:14:00🔗 Caller Kind of.

1:14:03🔗 Adam All right. How about now?

1:14:06🔗 Caller Yes.

1:14:07🔗 Caller Can you hear me now?

1:14:08🔗 Adam Yes, we can. So, yeah baby doll. Now, Michelle called in about 45 minutes ago, want to talk to Lisa about how she got her career started. Lisa says what everyone really says, which is just do it. Just go out and do it. Here's the thing too, by the way, everybody. You don't want a big break if you're no good. You got to play around for a while.

1:14:32🔗 Drew You got to get good.

1:14:33🔗 Adam Get your chops. So, Michelle, you wrote some songs and play a little guitar. Do you know any of those songs? You want to sing something?

1:14:43🔗 Caller You know what I would like? I would really love to sing is Stay.

1:14:48🔗 Adam Stay. That'd be an honor for me. Can you do it?

1:14:55🔗 Caller I. Oh, yeah.

1:14:58🔗 Adam Lisa, can you do it?

1:14:59🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes, I can do it.

1:15:01🔗 Adam All right, baby.

1:15:01🔗 Lisa Loeb You can do it. I want to hear her do it. That's first.

1:15:05🔗 Adam You sing it first.

1:15:10🔗 Caller Are you ready?

1:15:10🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes, one, two, three, go. We're ready.

1:15:16🔗 Adam You say, yeah, go. Oh, for the love of holy Christ. Would you start singing? I'm going to strangle myself, Drew. Can I kill myself as I strangle myself?

1:15:29🔗 Drew Yeah, please, please.

1:15:30🔗 Adam Want my grip loosened, though, and I'll regain consciousness and then have to strangle myself again?

1:15:34🔗 Drew I'll finish it off, don't worry.

1:15:35🔗 Adam Oh, it's all right.

1:15:36🔗 Lisa Loeb And then everyone will know. All right.

1:15:38🔗 Adam Michelle.

1:15:40🔗 Caller Hello.

1:15:41🔗 Lisa Loeb You can hear the radio in the back.

1:15:43🔗 Drew Don't do it yourself.

1:15:43🔗 Caller I can't.

1:15:45🔗 Drew No, no.

1:15:45🔗 Adam Michelle, can you sing stay, please?

1:15:48🔗 Caller Hello.

1:15:52🔗 Adam First off, have we ever had that?

1:15:54🔗 Drew No.

1:15:55🔗 Adam We've had every other form of technical F up on this show, but not this particular one.

1:16:00🔗 Drew People just yell, yelling. We hear them loud and clear.

1:16:03🔗 Adam And why does she keep yelling hello if she can't hear anything? You know what I mean? It's like a movie when the person gets hung up on hello.

1:16:10🔗 Drew Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? All right.

1:16:14🔗 Adam Hold on.

1:16:14🔗 Caller I can't.

1:16:15🔗 Adam I don't dare you, Drew. This is my personal cross to bear. Leave me alone. It's a mission. Michelle?

1:16:24🔗 Caller Gone.

1:16:25🔗 Drew Okay.

1:16:27🔗 Adam All right. Now, here's the real question.

1:16:29🔗 Drew Yes.

1:16:29🔗 Adam That was sweet. It was.

1:16:31🔗 Lisa Loeb It was nice. It was.

1:16:32🔗 Adam But I don't really trust her. I think she was screwing up with us again.

1:16:36🔗 Drew What do you mean?

1:16:37🔗 Caller Did she?

1:16:38🔗 Lisa Loeb She's like, I'm going to screw with them. I'm going to call and sing that song.

1:16:40🔗 Adam She didn't want to sing it.

1:16:42🔗 Drew I know. Not unless Lisa sung with her.

1:16:45🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah.

1:16:46🔗 Adam So did she end up backing out?

1:16:49🔗 Drew Oh, is that why she was?

1:16:50🔗 Adam Was there big, was all of a sudden a technical?

1:16:52🔗 Lisa Loeb If I could read your mind, love.

1:16:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I'll tell you, our listeners love Gordon Lightfoot. They're huge foot fans.

1:17:02🔗 Lisa Loeb Just like a paperback novel.

1:17:05🔗 Adam Chris, you ever heard of Gordon Lightfoot?

1:17:07🔗 Drew Gordon who?

1:17:09🔗 Adam Not seriously.

1:17:11🔗 Drew You heard the song, Lisa was just singing. Kind of. Not really.

1:17:16🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, come on.

1:17:17🔗 Adam Come on, sing a little, Lisa.

1:17:18🔗 Lisa Loeb Last night, we did something in Los Angeles at the club Largo. Greg Barrett hosts a show called Bring the Rock, and he's a great comedian, Greg Barrett, and he does a show that combines rock music and comedy, and comedians get up and tell stories about rock musicians and songs that they love, and musicians get up and-

1:17:36🔗 Drew Did you invite Adam to do this?

1:17:37🔗 Lisa Loeb Adam, do you want to do it?

1:17:38🔗 Adam No.

1:17:39🔗 Lisa Loeb Would you like to do that?

1:17:39🔗 Adam Is there pay?

1:17:40🔗 Lisa Loeb It's a little pay, but it's not about the pay. It's about the rock, bringing the rock, and so I got to sing a song last night that brought the rock.

1:17:48🔗 Drew What'd you do?

1:17:48🔗 Lisa Loeb Well, last night, I did a song that was one of my big rock influences growing up. Before I really got into the zeppelin and the Hendrix and the police, that really influenced my music, which you can really tell by listening to it.

1:17:58🔗 Adam Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald?

1:18:00🔗 Lisa Loeb Yeah, I should have done the Edmund Fitzgerald. I did another almost equally as passionate rock song that when I was three or four, when I started having crushes on boys. One of the songs that really influenced me, which was a song called Everything I Own by Bread.

1:18:17🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Know it.

1:18:24🔗 Lisa Loeb It's one of the songs you thought was a rock song when you were four years old.

1:18:28🔗 Caller Just to have you.

1:18:30🔗 Drew When I was 15.

1:18:32🔗 Adam When Drew was on top of a girl at that time when that song broke.

1:18:35🔗 Lisa Loeb Or Air Supply. I'm all out of love.

1:18:38🔗 Adam Yeah. You ever hear of Air Supply, Chris?

1:18:42🔗 Lisa Loeb You might have heard it at the Orphan Donuts.

1:18:43🔗 Adam What about Bread?

1:18:44🔗 Caller Well, yeah, because we have Aero down there.

1:18:46🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:18:46🔗 Drew Oh, yeah, down the hall.

1:18:47🔗 Adam Aero doesn't play Bread.

1:18:49🔗 Drew They're there? Is that Bread's position? No, I've never heard of Bread.

1:18:51🔗 Adam Whatever. It's a hard name for a band, by the way.

1:18:53🔗 Drew Seriously?

1:18:54🔗 Lisa Loeb Oh, come on.

1:18:58🔗 Adam Oh, my goodness. Here's what I'm convinced is going on. Everyone around here is younger than we are.

1:19:03🔗 Lisa Loeb That's it. See, cultural references, you need to have the same.

1:19:06🔗 Adam But they also know next to nothing, and that's what really screws with us. Because you start bringing up stuff. I asked Chris if he'd heard of orange juice. Last week, he said no idea what I was talking about.

1:19:16🔗 Drew Orange Julius, I think.

1:19:17🔗 Adam He'd heard of Sunny B.

1:19:18🔗 Lisa Loeb Orange Julius. Oh, my God. I was at a shopping moments and I thought it said Carrot Julius. And I thought, oh, my gosh, they made it healthy. They made it Carrot Julius. And I looked back again and it was still Orange Julius. That was a weird moment.

1:19:29🔗 Adam You got to get that those glasses adjusted.

1:19:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:32🔗 Adam Jordan. No, I was making a joke. You're 18?

1:19:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:38🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

1:19:40🔗 Caller Basically, just every any guy who's ever been attracted to me has always been a black guy or Hispanic guy. And I mean, they're all older and they're not exactly the most clean-cut guys and I want to know if there's something I'm doing to attract them.

1:19:56🔗 Lisa Loeb What are you wearing?

1:19:57🔗 Adam You got a big ass.

1:19:59🔗 Caller Well, I've got a pretty big boob so I'm thinking maybe that might be it, but no white guys are really attracted to me.

1:20:05🔗 Adam How big's the rest of you though?

1:20:07🔗 Caller I'm pretty tiny.

1:20:09🔗 Adam Really?

1:20:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm about 5'2", 1'0", 5'1", 10'.

1:20:12🔗 Caller With big cans?

1:20:13🔗 Adam She's really small then. Wow, I finally found some common ground with my Latino and black brothers. I like the petite women with the large racks. Seems like a petite with a large chest would be a universal thing. All colors would be attracted to that.

1:20:36🔗 Lisa Loeb But why is this a problem?

1:20:37🔗 Caller I don't know why I'm not really attracting very few white guys.

1:20:41🔗 Drew Is this at work or something? Where are you?

1:20:43🔗 Adam Yeah. What are you doing? Roofing or something? You got to get know.

1:20:51🔗 Drew I know you, but you work at a car wash or something where guys are, you know, certain kind of guys are hitting on you.

1:20:57🔗 Caller Well, during the summer, I work at a concert venue and there are a lot of really older guys, older Hispanics and black guys.

1:21:07🔗 Drew So guys are attracted to you and that's who's at this event.

1:21:10🔗 Adam Here's the thing. If you're attractive, especially if you're built like that, whatever young guys or older guys around you are going to be attracted to you. You just have to surround yourself with whatever color you're into.

1:21:22🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, in school, I'm around a lot of white guys and a lot of different guys, but none of them seem to be really attracted to me.

1:21:30🔗 Drew What color are you?

1:21:32🔗 Caller I'm white.

1:21:34🔗 Adam Well, let me explain this too. This possible thing could again sound racist, but I do believe the black man and the Hispanic man, oftentimes are a little more forward. They will come up and let a woman know how they feel. Whereas the white guy, unless he's loaded, may not come up and let you know. So maybe they're just thinking they're attracted to you, but they're not actually coming up and honking their car horn or anything.

1:21:58🔗 Drew Are you in college now?

1:21:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:00🔗 Lisa Loeb Especially an older guy, like an older guy is more likely to say something than somebody who's your peer, who's in college, who's scared to even speak to you. Especially if you're this little hot little number.

1:22:13🔗 Adam Jordan Junior College? Junior College?

1:22:17🔗 Caller I got a University of Maryland college part.

1:22:19🔗 Drew Terrapin.

1:22:19🔗 Adam Wow. I think we did a little speaking there once.

1:22:23🔗 Drew Yeah. I was sick, remember?

1:22:24🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:22:25🔗 Lisa Loeb Remember you said that thing to that girl?

1:22:26🔗 Adam I had to get paid everything. I should have got paid more than you on that.

1:22:30🔗 Drew I was vomiting.

1:22:30🔗 Adam Drew was vomiting. All right. So Jordan.

1:22:33🔗 Drew Oh my God. That's with that guy that didn't mind his own business and then talked nonstop for three hours. Here's the whole thing.

1:22:40🔗 Adam Let me just sum up with Jordan. Also, at 18, there's no real trends yet. You know what I mean? You got a handful of black guys, a handful of Mexican guys hitting on you. You're 18. That's no trend. You're fine.

1:22:53🔗 Drew You're a cute girl.

1:22:54🔗 Adam Go out with whoever you want to go out with. And leave your mind open, baby doll. You know, it might be a black guy or Mexican guy you're into. Date them if you want.

1:23:04🔗 Drew But there's nothing wrong with it.

1:23:06🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, Drew, Drew, when we were at the University of Maryland, we went from Philadelphia to violently ill. Oh, and we had a guy pick us up at the I get nausea to just think about that day. The world's most obnoxious town car driver picked us up and me and him could not stop talking about food and I never heard Drew flip out before. But Drew was in the backseat just writhing in pain. He was like, you could hear him going, and this guy was like, they take a deep dish pizza and they bake the ricotta cheese into the crust. And after about 20 minutes of, and then I got engaged with the guy and I was like, I'm not a, I'm thinking, are these guys high?

1:23:52🔗 Caller What are they thinking?

1:23:53🔗 Adam I like a sausage and pepper pizza. I don't like pepperoni. I ran through just started yelling, Drew got out of the car and started vomiting. But Drew, at a certain point, it was one of those things where if he felt better, he would have given us a heads up at some point. But he let it build to a head. And then at a certain point, he's like, after about 180 miles of food talk. And the guy was morbidly obese, by the way. Although he labeled himself as a power lifter. It was awesome. Anyway, at a certain point, Drew summoned the energy to sit up in the back seat. He went, stop talking about food.

1:24:29🔗 Caller Stop it.

1:24:30🔗 Adam He just freaked. He freaked on both of us. And then he pulled over and then vomited. The guy picked this up was 5'4", 3 1⁄4", maybe 3 1⁄2", maybe 3'50". And was obviously, the guy just had like six chins. And he actually had cellulite on his forehead. And he was like, I do some power. I do lift. I lift.

1:24:52🔗 Drew Remember what he said?

1:24:53🔗 Adam It's like, you lifting your fat ass should be a world record.

1:24:55🔗 Drew I know. I just, I don't mind. I mind my own business. I know you guys got your own.

1:24:59🔗 Adam He made the proclamation to us 226 times that he minded his own business. But by the way, how often you getting it on with your wife? And it's none of my business, but how often you're doing it.

1:25:11🔗 Drew You want to talk about how he drove John Gotti and he stayed out of his business.

1:25:15🔗 Adam But he gave us a 40 minute dissertation on whose business he stayed out of, which was funny. I stayed out of Gotti's business. I had Frank Sinatra Jr. in here. That's a guy whose business I stayed out of. Mel Torme did not meddle in his business.

1:25:34🔗 Drew I told him, Mel, I stayed out of your business. Let me tell you about Gotti. I told Mel, Gotti.

1:25:39🔗 Adam I forgot all about this guy, Drew. I forgot about you vomiting.

1:25:42🔗 Drew It was the worst experience.

1:25:44🔗 Adam Drew and I, and then we went out and we did University of Maryland and Drew just, he picked up, he just sat on a chair, laid by trashcan while I did an entire show. And then we split the money right down the middle.

1:25:56🔗 Lisa Loeb Fantastic.

1:25:57🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm pissed.

1:25:58🔗 Lisa Loeb That's friends are for.

1:25:59🔗 Adam Lisa Loeb in studio tonight. Oh, we're going to hear something else off her new CD.

1:26:04🔗 Drew As soon as we get back.

1:26:05🔗 Adam The way it really is. Right after this.

1:26:21🔗 Lisa Loeb You put on your The sunglasses.

1:26:32🔗 Adam Hey y'all, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Lisa Loeb in Tonight. If you want to see Lisa Loeb in the flesh, you go down to The Grove out here in Los Angeles, a beautiful place to stroll out in the summer.

1:26:45🔗 Drew I know, it sounds like a great evening.

1:26:46🔗 Lisa Loeb Tomorrow?

1:26:46🔗 Lisa Loeb Tomorrow night, Wednesday night. 7.30 and Kimberly Locke is playing at 7 and then Jeff Goldblum out in the middle, like near the movie theater.

1:26:54🔗 Drew The movie theater, yeah.

1:26:55🔗 Lisa Loeb They have a stage set up and it's with my full band, we're going to be rocking. It does actually kind of rock, surprisingly.

1:27:01🔗 Adam Jeff Goldblum?

1:27:02🔗 Lisa Loeb Jeff Goldblum is playing with the band before us, right, the actor, the fly.

1:27:06🔗 Adam As long as the Bacon Brothers don't show up, everything will be okay.

1:27:10🔗 Lisa Loeb And then I'm going to Barnes and Noble and signing CDs and meeting all 7 zillion people who will be there.

1:27:16🔗 Adam And again, it is free.

1:27:18🔗 Lisa Loeb It's free.

1:27:19🔗 Adam No money. That is a dramatic growth.

1:27:21🔗 Lisa Loeb Thank the Lord.

1:27:22🔗 Adam All right. We're going to hear something off the new CD. We'll take one call, then we'll hear a song. Yes? All right.

1:27:31🔗 Lisa Loeb Natalie?

1:27:31🔗 Adam Yep.

1:27:32🔗 Caller Yep.

1:27:33🔗 Adam You think your dad is gay?

1:27:35🔗 Caller Yes.

1:27:35🔗 Drew Why? How old is your husband?

1:27:39🔗 Lisa Loeb 19 also.

1:27:40🔗 Caller 19.

1:27:40🔗 Drew How long have you been married?

1:27:43🔗 Caller A year, this month.

1:27:44🔗 Drew Where's your mom?

1:27:44🔗 Lisa Loeb She's third or fourth. She's in California.

1:27:49🔗 Adam And your husband said, said his penis tasted like poopy?

1:27:56🔗 Lisa Loeb No.

1:27:56🔗 Adam Sweetie, we got a problem.

1:27:59🔗 Caller No, it's because he's been living with someone.

1:28:01🔗 Drew A guy?

1:28:02🔗 Caller Yes.

1:28:02🔗 Drew How old is your dad?

1:28:04🔗 Caller He is 43.

1:28:05🔗 Caller That's a little weird.

1:28:07🔗 Adam Why are you married? You're married so young. Yeah, okay, who's he living with?

1:28:14🔗 Caller His friend.

1:28:16🔗 Lisa Loeb His friend?

1:28:16🔗 Drew Is it because he can't afford a place by himself?

1:28:19🔗 Caller It started out like that, yes.

1:28:20🔗 Lisa Loeb Was he the governor of New Jersey?

1:28:22🔗 Caller No.

1:28:23🔗 Adam Does he?

1:28:24🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:24🔗 Adam Let's just say, what kind of car does he drive?

1:28:27🔗 Lisa Loeb He has a work car. It's a Taurus.

1:28:29🔗 Adam Taurus. That's a definite.

1:28:31🔗 Drew What does he do for a living?

1:28:33🔗 Caller He works for Denny's. He's a risk manager for more than half of the US.

1:28:37🔗 Drew For Denny's? He can't afford an apartment by himself?

1:28:41🔗 Caller No, he can now. He has a lot of money now. He just bought a second home.

1:28:44🔗 Drew How long has he been living with this roommate?

1:28:47🔗 Caller Well, they both got a divorce around the same time. It was nice in second grade, so long time ago.

1:28:52🔗 Drew They've been roommates ever since?

1:28:54🔗 Caller Right.

1:28:54🔗 Drew No.

1:28:54🔗 Lisa Loeb Have you ever asked him if he's gay?

1:28:57🔗 Drew He's got to be gay.

1:28:57🔗 Lisa Loeb No, I don't know.

1:28:58🔗 Drew I want to.

1:28:59🔗 Caller I don't want to.

1:29:00🔗 Drew Does he ever date women?

1:29:01🔗 Lisa Loeb What's that?

1:29:02🔗 Drew Does he ever date women?

1:29:03🔗 Caller He used to, yeah, all the time.

1:29:04🔗 Caller In fact, he had one lady that he was with for like three or four years, but then she had to move out of state to live with her kids because she was divorced also.

1:29:12🔗 Drew When did that end?

1:29:17🔗 Adam All right. I can't see a gay guy working for Denny's.

1:29:21🔗 Drew No.

1:29:21🔗 Caller You can or you can't?

1:29:22🔗 Adam Cannot.

1:29:23🔗 Drew He did date.

1:29:24🔗 Adam Almost impossible.

1:29:25🔗 Drew He dated sort of normally through his 30s, sounds like.

1:29:28🔗 Lisa Loeb I like that a gay guy would not be working for Denny's.

1:29:35🔗 Adam Well, anyway, they do have the Rudy Tootie fresh and fruity though.

1:29:39🔗 Caller Think about the fruity part.

1:29:43🔗 Adam Uh-oh. Squeegee in the shower for the Loose Sight shower door?

1:29:49🔗 Lisa Loeb I just wonder why they aren't.

1:29:50🔗 Drew Just look for that.

1:29:50🔗 Adam Look for the squeegee.

1:29:52🔗 Lisa Loeb Answering questions. I have a squeegee in my shower.

1:29:54🔗 Adam Gay. Yes, that means gay.

1:29:57🔗 Lisa Loeb That means remodel and that means keeping your shower.

1:30:01🔗 Drew I bought two homes from gay couples, males. And every single thing, one thing they left behind in both homes that each time. I couldn't understand what it was for, a squeegee in the shower.

1:30:11🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes.

1:30:11🔗 Drew I was like, what is it? Oh my God.

1:30:12🔗 Adam I'll tell you why, because there's a lot of action going on in a gay shower.

1:30:16🔗 Drew Let's hear Lisa Loeb's on.

1:30:17🔗 Adam Things are flying. Blood, semen, fecal matter, it's all, it's a big tornado.

1:30:22🔗 Lisa Loeb Talking about that, here's my new song.

1:30:26🔗 Adam Blood, semen, and fecal matter is the name of the new CD, and this song is called i Control The sun! That's why we all love Lisa Loeb. Another great song from Lisa Loeb. Thank you. The Way It Really Is is the name of the new CD. You can find her singing that song and many others down at the Grove tomorrow, 7.30 in Los Angeles. We'll take a quick break and we'll be right back after this.

1:33:49🔗 Caller All right, guys, here's the deal. You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person? Call the Dateline 877-889, date.

1:34:21🔗 Adam Well, that's the show. We're going to get out of here on Time for Change. I want to thank the delightful Lisa Loeb, the Foxy Mousey Lisa Loeb.

1:34:31🔗 Drew Foxy Mousey.

1:34:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:33🔗 Adam The way it really is. Name of the CD, Lisa, you come back anytime you like to talk food and vagina. All right.

1:34:40🔗 Lisa Loeb And penis.

1:34:41🔗 Adam And penis.

1:34:42🔗 Lisa Loeb That way it's heavy on my mind.

1:34:43🔗 Drew I beg your pardon, Dr. Loeb.

1:34:44🔗 Adam Speaking of penis and vagina, Jenna Jameson in tomorrow night. So until next time, this Adam corola for Dr. Drew is saying mahalo.

1:34:51🔗 Lisa Loeb Yes, one, two, three, go.

1:34:53🔗 Adam You say, yeah, go. Oh, for the love of holy Christ. Would you start singing? I can't.

1:35:04🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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