0:54🔗VoiceoverLoveline may contain sexually-oriented content.
1:00🔗VoiceoverLoveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:04🔗AdamThat's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Lostprophets in studio tonight.
1:58🔗AdamYeah, it's rough. Well, you know, it struck me that soccer's basically caught on here. I mean, it's caught on in terms of it's being played as much as any sport. It's not being paid attention to probably as much as it is in the UK. But I would bet just because of the amount of people we have over here, it was probably more junior soccer teams, you know, like nine year olds playing soccer in the United States than probably in Europe.
2:36🔗AdamI'll tell you why we're not that good. A, we don't care. B, we send our white guys. We keep the black guys for the important stuff, you know? And then, and then it's sort of like, it's sort of like why a lot of, like the Chinese can't drive out here, which is not enough generations. You know what I mean? Like when your grandfather was driving a bike and his father and then his son, your dad rode a bike and then you're like the first guy to get a car in your entire village, you're not gonna be very good. And this is what we are with soccer. We need a few generations. We need guys whose dads and grandpas played and we don't like, there's no grandpas that ever played soccer, not even any dads, right? It was like the first generation.
3:18🔗DrewWell, there's some dads now, you're in that point.
3:20🔗LostprophetsIt kind of works the other way as well with ice hockey in the UK. Cause we've got a lot of ice hockey teams, but they're crap.
3:36🔗AdamThey got curling, which is a huge, they got curling and ice fishing over there, which to me suggest the country has a problem with booze. If you think about it, ice fishing is what you do when you want to drink and be left alone. Curling is what you do when you're drunk. So yeah, ice fishing you do to get the buzz and then you go out and curl once you've got the buzz going.
4:48🔗AdamIt's, I don't know, and by the way, are there any, I don't know when that was made an Olympic sport, and I know they always have the Olympic trial sports. When do we say no? You know what I mean? It's like, all right, curling, Olympic trial sport. Let's see what you guys got. All right, you Canucks, slide that frozen turkey out there. You retard is drunk, run out front of it with a broom. All right, gentlemen, we've seen enough, we're moving on. Sorry, that will not be making the Olympics. By the way, we let you guys in, we gotta let everyone in. You understand? If we make this an official Olympics sport, who are we gonna say no to? They're all gonna go, what about the curling? And we should just nip that one in the bud. And it's not like it comes from ancient Greece or anything, does it?
5:47🔗AdamYou have to do it. All right, see the calendar page is blowing by and the trees is changing, leaves falling, snow gathering. Now the thaw again, eventually Drew will head over there and find it, yes sir?
6:00🔗AdamAll right, Lostprophets here tonight. We'll hear something off the CD. They're gonna be at the House of Blues, by the way, this, what is it, Sunset?
6:45🔗CallerYeah, okay, I'm a lesbian, and my girlfriend and I have been, we're together for five months now, coming up on five months. And every time we have sex, either oral or any kind of sex at all, she comes really quickly, like within two minutes probably. And I don't know, I mean, obviously that's not, I'm not doing a bad job, but I just, I don't know what is there that I can do to make it last longer, I guess.
7:29🔗AdamEverybody, please listen. Would you just stop, stop just bulldozing forward with your same retarded questions? Does she have to stop after she has the orgasm?
7:55🔗DrewWell, why don't you do your thing first and then finish it?
7:58🔗CallerYeah, the thing I've been doing, I don't know, I was just wondering if there was anything you guys could help me with, any tips or something, I could try to make it.
8:05🔗AdamHow about you put all that stuff that burns away, warts on her clitoris. Set it up, set it up, be like shoe lather.
8:15🔗AdamYou won't even know, you burn it with a cigarette, she wants you to be like, I smell burning flesh, what is that? I don't know, ice it down, what do you think? Look, coke, liquid coke's good.
8:26🔗LostprophetsI think both of them are very lucky people. They shouldn't be moaning about that at all.
8:30🔗DrewThere's medication they can do this, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it.
8:39🔗AdamShe's 16, she's 16, she should stick to heroin. Hey, all right, Kat, good times. And how fast can she rebound after she has her orgasm?
8:52🔗CallerSometimes not at all. Like sometimes like after a couple minutes, like she's okay to go again, but then I can't make her come after that. So usually it's only, she can only come once.
9:04🔗AdamHmm, interesting. All right. She's like one of those derringer pistols, you know what I mean? She's got the one shot, you keep it in your socks.
9:29🔗AdamI watched a little star-skiing hutch tonight.
9:31🔗DrewThe movie or the old TV show? The old TV show, yeah.
9:34🔗AdamAnd it hadn't been turned on for more than a minute and a half before cars just start flying through trash cans. There's trash cans piled up, trash cans falling over boxes. Always a fight in an alley with trash cans and boxes. I don't know if you guys get to watch much American TV, but back in the 70s, it was one big long fight in an alley with guys flying into boxes. They didn't appear to have anything in them.
9:57🔗DrewYeah, by the way, I don't know, I've ever seen boxes stacked in an alley.
10:00🔗AdamCertainly not just filled with nothing. Shredded newspaper.
10:04🔗AdamYeah, just piles and piles of boxes filled with shredded newspaper. Nothing sharp, nothing rusty, nothing ironically that you'd be throwing away in that box.
10:14🔗DrewOr keeping in a box or sending in a box.
10:16🔗AdamAnd then lots of trash cans just to be knocked over everywhere you go.
10:20🔗LostprophetsThat was the 70s though, wasn't it?
10:36🔗AdamAnd it was basically the same five stunts that just happened over and over all in an alley. The other thing I haven't seen in a long time that I don't do on TV anymore is back in the day, when a guy was on The Lamb, he would get his car painted. Because they were looking for a green Oldsmobile. Aha. He pulled it into his buddy's shop, get it painted red. But somehow they would scratch the paint off real. Now they just realize, eh, best just to get a new car. They have to wait until they actually get the car painted. It could take months. Sometimes they get a car painted. You'd get your car painted. You're going to have cops chasing you, shooting at you. You'd pull into an Earl's Shive and get the car painted while they were waiting outside. And then you'd pull out, and they couldn't find you. They can't find you anymore. You got it painted.
11:36🔗AdamI really thought growing up there was a 50-50 chance I was going to go in quicksand. I'm still, and I've got it down to about 30% now.
11:43🔗LostprophetsBut we have pools spread out. Honestly, in every single town in Wales, there's a pool called the Dead Man's Pool. And you don't walk anywhere near the Dead Man's Pool, because apparently it's like 9 million miles deep.
12:11🔗AdamYeah, you got to be careful. A live man's fool to go near the Dead Man's Pool. Do you see that? I work as a lifeguard in one of those places. Colleen?
12:26🔗CallerWell, I found out about two weeks ago that I'm pregnant. And I've been having sex with my boyfriend, the one that I'm pregnant by. I've been having cramps, cramps that I would normally get, like, around my menstrual cycle. But it's only after I orgasm.
12:45🔗DrewWell, even so, do you want to keep this pregnancy going?
12:59🔗CallerYeah, I went today to Planned Parenthood, got a form for Medicaid to go through the hospital.
13:05🔗DrewDid you tell them you were having crampy abdominal pain?
13:08🔗CallerNo, I asked them if I could talk to somebody about this type of stuff, and I set up an appointment for next week.
13:13🔗DrewAre you having any bleeding or spotting?
13:15🔗CallerNo, I haven't had any bleeding or spotting.
13:18🔗DrewOkay, if the pain becomes severe, you've got to go to the hospital right away, okay? Because this can be a sign of an ectopic pregnancy. It can be the sign of a pregnancy. The pregnancy starts in the tube instead of the uterus.
14:39🔗CallerYes, he has a job. He's a waiter. So we're getting on the Medicaid stuff. But I was just worried. And it even happens like, you know, I was masturbating the other day and it didn't have any, you know, I didn't have anything inside me or whatever. And I still got the cramps.
14:57🔗DrewYeah, it may be nothing, but it could be something heading towards a miscarriage. So you gotta get this checked out. And it could be something more serious like a topic.
15:05🔗AdamAll right, you go see a doctor. All right, baby doll. Thank you.
15:42🔗LostprophetsYes. It's the best way to describe it. Most people think Wales is in England, but actually the UK is made up of four countries. And we are one country in our own right.
16:00🔗AdamYeah, we're easy. You know, now this whole Middle Eastern thing, like, when it's like, he's not Middle Eastern, he's Pakistani. Or he's not Arab, he's Middle Eastern. To me, it's like, look, he ain't black, he ain't Mexican, he's not from Wales. That's about as much. Chinese, I only have so many, I only have so much range, you know, I have to start lumping.
16:20🔗LostprophetsBritish is an easy one, because British covers everybody.
16:22🔗AdamI gotta start lumping stuff in. And I really, even though I know we've been going at it with the whole Middle East thing for at least a few years now, I still can't sort out all the stands. And then when the whole Russian thing fell apart, and all this Kazakhstan was going in it with the Uzbekistan and Krapensberg and everything, and everyone was turning on each other, I had no idea what was going on. They were like, there's genocide going on in Krapstannensberg. And I was like, this is an outrage. Is this bad? Well, first off, what's genocide? And then secondly, where's that Krapstannensberg? It's like, all I can say, that's bad. And then someone should do something. Except for not me, because I don't know where it is. Yeah, and I'm lazy. But the whole Soviet thing really screwed everything up. Now it's all a mess. Everything's like, I don't even know what's going on over there. All I know is you got England, you got Canada, and I should say, you got, what were we just calling them? Britain. You got Canada, you got the United States. That's about it these days. That's a plate smart. Hang out here. Go to Canada, by the way. They got a lot of territory over there.
17:39🔗AdamAnd stay away from the stands and those places. Let's take one more call. I want to hear a Lostprophets song. Brant? Brant? Yes, you're 21. What's up?
17:55🔗Yeah, I just had a question for Dr. Drew. I wanted to know what is it that I get attracted to unavailable women. Right now, I particularly are still hung up on a stripper.
18:27🔗AdamSpeaking of me, when I was at Scores once in New York, the trauma of spending like $11 on a ginger ale for one of the strippers. You want to talk about trauma? No booze, $11, and she doesn't even finish a thing?
19:12🔗DrewYeah, you're a customer. That's not a relationship.
19:16🔗No, no. In the past, I've had relationships with one girl and we weren't really boyfriend and girlfriend. We were just messed around and that was really the only relationship I've ever had.
19:39🔗DrewBy set up, I mean you establish a preoccupation with somebody who will never be a relationship and you sort of build castles in the air kind of thing, you build your own fantasies about things. But that's somebody who can't handle intimacy.
19:53🔗AdamYou eventually pick up a stripper. If you go there enough and you look sane for long enough, you will stand out.
20:01🔗DrewHe does not need to have a relationship with a stripper. That would be the worst thing he could do. He will get spun like a top.
20:07🔗DrewHe needs to find a nice, normal person, his age, stable, with history of stable relationships and just kind of work it out with her. Just let it be a little boring, it'll be fine. You'll like her a lot, I promise.
20:59🔗AdamHere's how much I know about this show. If somebody said, look, Adam, I got the winning lottery ticket numbers for tonight's $50 million Powerball, I would still hang up on. Even if they... Life is too precious. I might give my mom's middle name and name 15 other events that only I could know half and I would still hang up. That's how little I trust our college. But here's the thing. Brent is having trouble with women. And then once you start having trouble with women, you get that stink on you and that's it. Women pick up on it. Yeah. Guys do not respond to this. If there's a woman who's having trouble with men and she's... We like her.
21:38🔗AdamEasy picket. Yeah, this is fine. But this is a nice house who's left their window open so that we don't have to break down the front door. Yes.
21:49🔗AdamYeah. Now, let me see. Let me tell you a woman. Like if women were thieves, they would take a look at a nice house and go, oh, that looks like it could be robbed. And then they would see the window left open in the front and they go, oh, there must be something wrong with it.
22:02🔗AdamWhy would someone leave the window open? There's something wrong. Yeah. Not even I don't trust it. Just anyone could rob this. I'm sure. Yeah, I'm not interested. Too cool for that. Or if they saw just an outhouse with a triple deadbolt on it, they go, must be something in there. I got to get in there. I've got to unlock that.
22:20🔗DrewAnd if they see another girl coming out.
22:22🔗AdamOh, it's another girl trying to get in too. Oh, now look out. That's how women are. Whereas guys, we just judge by the place.
22:34🔗AdamYes. Is this a nice house? Got a nice window open? We look for targets of opportunity. So right now, no matter what he is, he ain't the outhouse with the triple deadbolt on it. He's got the window open. Chicks see that when they want to know what's wrong.
22:53🔗DrewHe's got a network. He's got to use friends. He's got to meet lots of people. He's got to make a project out of finding a relationship, ask lots of people out.
23:00🔗AdamBut you can't pull that sort of sullen, down fraud. No, no, no. I don't have much luck with the ladies.
23:06🔗DrewNo, you just got to think about what you can do that's fun with other people and go do it. And don't look for the stripper. Look for somebody normal, nice, just average.
23:14🔗AdamAnd it'd be nice if, you know, you got to start doing stuff. I got to help this, Brent. Brent? Yes? You got to do stuff like, you got to be a little mysterious. Brood. Yeah, you got to brood.
24:15🔗DrewBrad, are you kidding? Remember the chefs? We used to always notice how the chefs were collecting all the.
24:19🔗AdamGuys who own a restaurant, guys, they always get tons of hot chicks.
24:23🔗DrewThat's not just the restaurant owner, but the chefs particularly.
24:25🔗AdamYeah. Yeah. Well, sometimes same guy. But yeah. Yeah. There's nothing. As a matter of fact, there's nothing. I was just watching that show, The Restaurant, the other day. Every woman that comes in there, where's Rocco? Where's the chef? Because if you own a restaurant, see, okay, this is exactly what we're talking about. A woman, you do not have to be a rock star. You don't have to be a movie star. You have to be the star of the small area that you're in where other people are and a woman comes into that area. All she needs is 20 or 30 people walking around. She needs one guy coming up going, Drew, what should I do? Where should I go? Do you want me to work over there? And you're going, yeah, you get on a Registre A and you start washing some dishes. They see that. They see they see holding a little court in front of a handful of people. That's it. It's your place. You're in these guys, guys who own small restaurants, frequently just bang superstar chicks all day long. And they're always dating hot chicks and stars and celebrities and things like that, because they come into the restaurant and then once they're in, they're the star. Yeah.
25:30🔗AdamPeriod. If she wasn't, it'd be like, uh, Fatty way runs a restaurant. I'll throw her finger blast.
25:36🔗LostprophetsYou should get a job. You should get a job as a chef in the strip joint that she works at. There's a whole world of trouble.
25:43🔗AdamYou got to deep fry those chicken fingers. They don't really have great cuisine in those places. All right, stuff that comes in that plastic basket with the liner in it. Let's take ourselves a little break. Lostprophets here tonight. Oh, we're going to hear a song, but we're going to take a quick break, and then when we come back, we'll hear a Lostprophets song.
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26:32🔗AdamHey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Jamie and Mike, both here tonight from Lostprophets. Start something, name of the CD. Curling, engineer Chris found out via the internet, debuted in 1998.
26:57🔗AdamWell, I thought it had been around for a while because it's such a horrible sport.
27:01🔗DrewNo, no, it's such a horrible sport, so it took a long time for them to run out of other things to put in. They got to this finally.
27:07🔗AdamYeah, see, for me, it's always like the stuff that's really crappy was sort of, or that doesn't make sense was sort of grandfathered in like, what, what, what?
27:14🔗DrewThey're going to have like ice sculpture competitions in the Olympics, that's not anything to make with ice.
27:21🔗AdamAll right. Here's what I figured. I figured they were holding it in Canada whenever it was and they just sort of, you know, forced it in a hundred years ago and whatever. Oh, please. I mean, like I said, it stinks. Not everything should get by the trial stage. That's all I'm saying. But how drunk do you have to be to enjoy this sport? Let's do something about curling this Olympic season. Yes. Have you ever watched it? Yeah, I have, actually. It's fun. It does get exciting. I say corrected. That takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. Very big man. That's a lot. But here's what. OK, here's my point. If you had a couple of like retarded kids who were duct taped to an office chair that were throwing balls of foil into a waste paper can, eventually I would start betting on one of them. And the guy who got downed by a couple, I would start yelling at the TV set to please, please, come on, little Gary. Come on, buddy.
28:20🔗AdamRetarded kids duct taped to an office chair throwing balls of foil into a can. I'm just saying eventually I could get into anything if the competition is the important part.
28:29🔗DrewYou know there's not a special Olympics for the Winter Olympics?
28:47🔗AdamYeah, because look, I don't care what you got. You got polio, autism and AIDS and you could throw that stupid thing down the ice, right? And by the way, the guy who runs in front of it with the broom, you want to have just a little bit of special needs, otherwise you're not going to get anyone to do it.
29:06🔗AdamYeah, you ask an able body guy to run after the rock with a broom, he tells you to blow him. You know what I mean? You're going to get someone who's special. You're going to run with the broom. All right, Dr. Drew, we'll work this out. You guys are with me, though, right?
29:20🔗AdamAs long as you're with me. I was going to say, what same guy would chase the thing with the broom? You have to have someone who's a little bit slow.
29:26🔗LostprophetsHe goes to his mates, he goes back to the bar and says, yeah, yeah, well, my job. You want to know about my job? Oh, yeah. I broom ice.
29:38🔗AdamAnd they probably have a name, too, but I don't know what it is. We take one call and we hear Lostprophets' song. Sarah? You're 23? What's up?
29:50🔗CallerWell, for the last two or three days, I've been going online and having cyber sex and phone sex with a whole bunch of different men.
30:36🔗AdamAnd you just get into that hot talk and you masturbate? And the guy's masturbating? And after he orgasms, how fast does he get off the phone?
30:49🔗CallerActually, they stay on the phone for about 10 minutes afterwards.
30:54🔗DrewAfterward, they feel guilty, they just got to...
30:56🔗AdamYeah, they're trying. They're trying to get it going again or they're mopping up. Okay, so, and you're having the orgasm, how long does it take you?
31:07🔗LostprophetsWell, it only takes me about five minutes.
31:10🔗AdamWell, what's the 10 minutes then after they're done? I mean, doing the math, like...
31:35🔗AdamListen, you know what would be a nice angle? It would be in a good angle. Good angles go, look, obviously we're talking over the phone, we're on the internet, I'm going to lie about my looks, but let me tell you how confident I am. I'm going to go the other way. I'm missing some toes. I've got an eye, a lazy eye that just faces toward Mac, I was burning an oil derrick fire. I'm a mess. I am a mess, but that's how, let's go, get it out. I'm going to use my claw hand to give you a little something.
32:08🔗DrewThat's what the phone operators ought to use to sustain their billing time.
32:12🔗AdamRight. All right, so, and how did your fiance find out?
32:16🔗CallerWell, he, the last two nights when he's come home, I've been online chatting to these guys. And he asked me if I was flirting with them and having cyber sex with them. And I told him no, that I wasn't.
32:30🔗DrewAre you able to have monogamous relations? Yes. You can do that. And when you say you're addicted to sex, have you been sexually addicted in real life in the past?
32:53🔗DrewSo that doesn't sound like somebody can have a monogamous relationship.
32:56🔗CallerWell, I'm trying. I want to. I want to change. I don't want to be like that anymore. Because now I'm engaged. I love this man with all of my heart.
33:09🔗DrewWere you addicted to anything else other than sex? Never an alcoholic or addicted to anything else? Any alcoholism in your family?
33:17🔗AdamAll right, Drew, come on. I had half a bone or ten minutes ago.
33:36🔗AdamOh, yeah, you'll shut down sexually. It's going to be funny when he's trying to get something off you because it's been six months. So, listen, Sarah, how did he find out, by the way, when you told him you didn't do anything?
33:48🔗CallerWell, he had a way of getting on the computer and looking up all of my saved messages from my chat room.
34:22🔗AdamOkay. Well, listen, you got to get some therapy for the sexual abuse.
34:26🔗DrewYeah, you may be sexually compulsive more than addicted, although the consequences are beginning to mount and what we were kidding about with terms of you shutting down is that one of the things that frequently happens with people who are sexual abuse survivors, who are sexually compulsive, is they have a sort of bipolar quality to their sexual drive where they'll be super driven and all of a sudden will completely shut down. Yeah. And the shut down is either when Adam moves in or you form some other intimacy. I could shut her down and I could go in there and shut her down if you wanted. In intimacy, that part of yourself that was the sexually abused part, you sort of cut yourself off from that. That becomes the bad part. You can't show that to your love.
35:03🔗AdamMy penis is like one of those fuse, fuse pullers. I just plug it into the vajamp. The one would look like a pinball machine going off. And then I just plug my penis in. It's like I pop the fuse on the back of the ear. Then it's that black and be it. Star Wars. It just shut down.
35:38🔗AdamLet's squeeze something in here. This is called. I beg your pardon. This is from Start Something and this song is called Last Train Home. Lostprophets here in studio. Hello. Nice song, by the way. Thank you. We will take ourselves a quick break, start something, name of the CD, and we'll be right back after this. Call Loveline.
40:14🔗AdamHey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Jamie, Mike both here from The Lost Profits. Hey, start something, name of the CD, and you can find the guys at the House of Blues this Friday. Yep. And, oh, it's the 14th. Yeah, it's funny, I was on one line, it says, playing House of Blues on the sunset, Friday the 14th, and I was looking at it, and I thought, wow, I was saying it cost $14. I must be going nuts, and then I looked down about three inches. Oh yeah, $14. Once in a while, you get a little screwy that way, you know? All right, 14th for 14. And you're lucky, they're not playing the 31st, because, you know, do the math. On the other hand, they could be playing like on the 1st or the 2nd, in which case... Could be better. Could be better, yeah. Let's talk to Jason, who's 22. Jason?
41:27🔗Well, it started out... I was going to the U of A, and I started driving up to Vegas as soon as I turned 21. And, you know, it started out just as fun, trying to count cards, trying to get ahead. And it started winning. So, you know, I guess at that point was when, you know, you get that rush. And I kept going back more frequently. And I was ahead for a while, and now I'm down. Right now I'm down about 5K. I was down about 12K at one point. And it's just when the weekend comes, it's like I know in my rational mind, don't go. Don't go to the casino. Don't drive down to Vegas or fly down to Vegas.
42:08🔗AdamWhat do you do? What do you do for money?
42:11🔗Well, I get interest off my trust. And that's another problem causing contentious with my parents.
42:18🔗AdamInterest off your trust. Now, who left you the trust?
42:22🔗CallerWell, I get full control when I'm 25 right now. I just get the interest from my school.
43:20🔗DrewThat means he's getting like 60. He's got to be getting at least 60 a year.
43:32🔗AdamBack when these things were up at 10%, you double your money every 10 years or something like that or whatever. But if it's going to be like two, two and a half percent or whatever it's probably actually getting, he's getting 40 grand a year out of things. This would be a huge chunk, I mean, maybe over a million dollars.
43:50🔗AdamI can't believe he doesn't know, by the way. Jason, you don't know what the what the nut is?
43:57🔗CallerWell, I know we lost because a lot from Enron. My parents had some stuff in Enron and I guess in 0203, the market took a climb. So they moved it. They moved mine into CD.
44:09🔗AdamMy dad was mainly in Nabisco, I mean, not actually the company he bought a couple cases in Nilla Wafers. That was his contribution. That's what he could afford. Yeah. And we ate those in a weekend.
44:19🔗CallerI wish you would make fun of those Enron guys like you do with people who go to junior college.
44:25🔗AdamWell, listen, they're evil. They're evil, but I just don't know enough about it. Junior college is much easier for me to speak to. Listen, Jason, this isn't going to work out too good for you because then eventually you're going to turn 25, you're going to get this big nut and you're going to go wacky.
44:42🔗CallerThat's what I'm afraid of because I know in my rational mind it's stupid to be throwing down money. I tried counting cards and they say in the books it works.
44:53🔗DrewBut Jason, are you addicted to anything else besides gambling?
44:59🔗DrewI understand. I understand. So it's not about the counting. It's not about the winning. It's the rush that you need that. And that feeling is not going to be satisfied ever. You're going to keep needing more and more higher and higher levels of thrill. And when the big money rolls around, that's what's going to give you that thrill. And that's what you're going to use.
45:12🔗AdamWell, I should go to Gamblers Anonymous.
45:15🔗DrewYou can go to their therapist that can deal with this sort of thing. But GA is available. 12-Step will help with this and potentially help a lot.
45:22🔗AdamListen, I know I'm cursed. That's why I don't gamble.
45:29🔗AdamIt's much less than that. I get my ass kicked every time I play back. I sit there and play 21. I get dealt a 19 and I watch the dealer, just, oh, they turned over a 14. Now they deduce. I got 16. Oh, there's a five. It's like, what's going on? You know, I'll tell you when you notice it. I'll tell you when you notice you're cursed. Not many people have had this opportunity, but you'll sit down at a blackjack table. You lose five hands, 10 hands in a row. You get up and leave. You feel, okay, so I didn't have a good setting. Once a year, and ironically now, though I'm not down there, Howard Stern goes out to a Vegas. And if you go hang out with Stern and Vegas and do a show, they play a hand like once every half an hour, once every hour. And if you sit in on his radio show, you'll play five hands in five hours. That's when you start realizing you're cursed because you play the one hand at two in the afternoon, you lose. Next one you play three, you lose. By the time you get to the end of the night and you've lost just the five that have had an hour in between hands, you just realize, wow, this is like me just sitting down. Sitting down in a casino every hour at a different table, just playing one hand and losing and getting up and going. I just did nothing. Just lose. I got Blackjack in Lost last night.
46:47🔗DrewI'm just delighted that you share my curse.
46:49🔗AdamI'll explain. Lostprophets here tonight. We'll explain when we get back how I got lost with Blackjack, playing Blackjack, all after this.
48:01🔗AdamEncephalitis. Tomorrow night, yeah, I can feel it. Tomorrow night, Steve-O and Chris Pontius will be here from MTV Wild Boys. It's too bad I won't be here to enjoy that tour.
48:44🔗DrewCould sound like the tape that's going around here. I mean, intubate.
48:49🔗AdamWhere were we? Oh, yes, okay, we got a couple of things to talk about. First off, how do I know I'm cursed? Well, how did I lose when I got Blackjack last time I played 21? Well, I was getting ready to check into the hotel and my buddy Daniel said, hey buddy. And I said, no, listen, I lose every time I play. I'm not interested in just throwing money away. And by the way, it's not fun when you lose.
49:16🔗DrewYeah, and you never win. You and I never win.
49:18🔗AdamYeah, I don't mind partying with money, but I'm going to strip club and do some Jaeger shots and see some TNA. I mean, I'm gonna enjoy myself, you know? And he said, hey, ba-ba-ba. And I'm like, no, I don't want anything. He said, ba-ba-ba. All right, all right, here's a hundred bucks, one hand. You play one hand, here's a hundred, one hand, and you come back and I'm still be checking into the hotel. So anyway, one hand, a hundred dollars. If I win, you come back with 200. If I don't, you come back with nothing. Fine. It goes, it comes back. So, okay, what happened? Well, good news is you got blackjack. Now your one hand-
49:55🔗AdamYour first hand was blackjack. Well, it wasn't 21. You know, it wasn't a flip over six and a hit with a five or it was just ace and a king. Yeah, blackjack. Dealer turned over blackjack too, though. So we pushed and played next hand, you lost. So I thought, wow, there is a could actually lose.
50:16🔗AdamLike here's the thing, I told the guy, you play one hand, you play one hand, you play one hand, that one hand, blackjack. That's why I got blackjack, lost. Essentially, and now it's true, people get technical. Well, you told him one hand, you should have just pushed. But the reality is, is I said, play one hand, I got blackjack and there goes another 100 bucks. Now look, now is that cursed? At what point? At what point do you become cursed?
50:38🔗LostprophetsYou should bet on things you get out. Yeah, yeah, I don't, I can't bet because, you know, I just too competitive and I don't like the chance element. I'd rather play somebody that I know that I'm better than them and then I win. Right. Pretty much every time.
50:53🔗AdamYeah, well, that's smart. But when it's just that sort of rolling the dice, it just, it never works.
51:04🔗AdamLet's talk about, real quick, I was just talking to some guys in the other room about the FCC and all the troubles that are going on with, well, started with Janet Jackson and now everyone's gonna pull off the air and all this nonsense is going on in this country. And I started talking about that tape that's going around now with the Islamic Jihad guys, taking the head off of that guy, Berg, and a 26 year old guy. And they're playing it. I mean, they're playing it, they're stopping it. By the way, they're stopping it, you know, just as the guy starts to, you know, swing the axe essentially on TV, which is- I can do the math, but on the radio, they're going all the way. They're playing it and evidently the guy, you hear the guy screaming and stuff. Look, that's disturbing. I don't know, you know, who you're trying to protect, Mr. FCC or what you're trying to do out there. Now, quite down. That's disturbing. And I know it's news and somehow that makes it okay. In my opinion, makes it worse, you know, it's real. It's real. I mean, and I could remember as a kid knowing the difference between the mummy and Charles Manson. I mean, the mummy, well, that was good, good, fun, fun, you know, popcorn night. Manson, I was scared of, I was like, this guy's out, out, he's gonna kill me.
52:27🔗DrewIt just occurred to me, really, the whole idea of protecting children.
52:31🔗AdamDo I use alliteration there, the mummy and Manson?
52:53🔗DrewI can feel it. Protecting children is their goal, and I'm all for that. But the idea is that kids are being exposed to something prematurely that might sort of do something to them. But if we really distill down, what is it that this stuff is gonna do to kids? It's, they try to protect the child from his trauma, right?
53:11🔗DrewYou don't wanna traumatize the kid with explicit sexual material. Or traumatize them with violence. Well, for God's sake, what? There could be nothing more traumatic.
53:21🔗Adam26-year-olds get his head lopped off and we're listening to it.
53:27🔗DrewOnly, and everywhere. What are the goals here, people? What are the goals? Once again, is it ideology or to protect kids? Which is it?
53:35🔗AdamAnd let me tell you the other thing, too, that it seems to be a bizarre priority. Somehow, Dennis Franz can show full bare ass on NYPD Blue because that's serious. But if you're doing something for comedy, you can't show full ass because I don't know. I've never been fully explained to me.
53:56🔗DrewWell, there's nothing more disturbing than an ass crack.
54:00🔗AdamIf you're doing a hard-hitting police drama, use whatever goddamn language you want to use. Show as much ass as you need to. Do whatever you got to do. This is serious. It's like, no, this is not a documentary, people. These guys are actors. This is a script. This is on prime time. How come they get to show this? And how come we're over on Comedy Central and we can't show half of that?
54:19🔗DrewHow does that work? You can't say underpants.
54:35🔗AdamIt's salacious. Yeah, you have a guy who's 26, who was alive a couple days ago, getting his head lopped off and you hear him scream in agony on the radio time and time again, station after station playing it. Somehow that's completely acceptable.
54:52🔗DrewAnd by the way, every person I've talked to that has heard this thing is upset.
54:57🔗AdamOf course it's upsetting. You're actually hearing a man dying. I mean, if you really think about it on the scale of, you know, saying, you know, you can't say tit. I don't care about saying that because I can argue with that one anyway. But the idea that the difference between hearing the word tit and being scarred for life and hearing a guy scream out in agony because his life is ending in that, in real time, in terms of what's gonna scar you, look, if you're not scarred, if you're not scarred by hearing the guy get his head lopped off. I don't wanna hang out with you because then you're a sociopath.
55:32🔗DrewI guess there's something anthropologically to be said for making, exposing a population of this because it unifies a culture. You know, it pulls it together.
55:41🔗AdamFine, but I'm not about motivation. It's like, is this gonna scar or isn't it gonna scar?
55:48🔗DrewIt's the logic of the FCC. That's right, the logic of the FCC. By the way, do you wanna play the beheadings? It's fine, let us talk about other things that are not as traumatic as that also.
55:58🔗AdamWhat could even come close to the same neighborhood on the trauma level? Is there been a curse word invented that could traumatize that deeply?
56:09🔗DrewThe way you just refer to the woman's breast. I can't get over it. I can't. I'm just dissuading. Disgusting.
56:15🔗AdamYou guys, we're going back to Wales with you.
56:19🔗LostprophetsIt's the same thing with the Princess Diana shots though. When they came out and people were showing just after it happened and stuff like that. It was a bro in the UK, you know? Because America was showing it and the UK was like, whoa, hang on a sec.
56:32🔗AdamWe were showing pictures of the car crash and stuff?
56:34🔗LostprophetsYeah. Just after, you know, when they pulled their body out and, you know, she was still partially alive.
56:41🔗AdamI'm not, by the way, and I always think it's a good sign, I'm just not interested.
56:45🔗DrewYeah, I'm saying I managed to miss these things.
56:47🔗AdamAnd seeing people decapitated and getting hit by commuter trains and stuff. It disturbs me and I think that's a good thing. And those who seek it out, I question. I really do question the guy who has to comb the internet for a half hour so we can find a picture of some 20-something-year-old guy getting his head taken off. To me, I go through extra effort to miss that kind of thing. And for you to seek it out, it really makes me wonder about any individual. And yeah, go ahead and play the curiosity card. You can do that with anything. You could say, you know, hey, I wanted to see what it felt like to kill a man with my hands. You know, I was curious.
57:28🔗AdamYeah, I wanted to light, yeah, I wanted to stick my nuts in a vise. I wanted to light a bum on fire. Everything falls under the heading of curious. Do you really have, and by the way, guy gets head cut off by a radical Muslim group. Close your eyes.
58:06🔗DrewBut novelty seeking, thrill seeking is, I need to see the commuter train hitting the check. I've got to see that.
58:11🔗AdamRight. And ultimately it's to make everyone feel better about themselves. That could have been me.
58:15🔗LostprophetsDoes it come down a little bit to educational? When you were saying about the dramas being able to just like show, because it's real life, you can show this and you can show that, but you know, like the police thing you were talking about, do they consider that to be educational?
58:58🔗DrewYou'd argue it's educational, too. I mean, comedy teaches.
59:00🔗AdamEvery actor always says comedy's tougher than drama, so I don't know why it doesn't count if it's comedy, and again, if it's drama, you can say whatever you want, you can do whatever you want, you can show whatever you want, because it's a drama, after all. I really never understood making the distinction. Either it's a documentary or it's fictitious. If it's scripted, if it's made up, if it's not actually happening, then it should all fall under the same rules and regulations.
59:52🔗LostprophetsAll right, this is a very serious question. All right, when you give, not you, when a woman gives oral sex to a man and swallows, does she consume medication, caffeine, nicotine, other things that are in his system?
1:00:12🔗DrewSometimes to a lesser extent than what's in his system, sometimes more.
1:02:04🔗AdamBy the way, I'm torn, I don't know, she's nutty. I was gonna say we couldn't hang, but then I was thinking about the BJ. And I was thinking, well, no booze, no caffeine, we got nothing, wait a minute, hold on, we do have something. All right, let me get back. Tiffany, we could hang for a little bit. Just a while, just a short period of time.
1:03:37🔗AdamHold on a second. This is going to be good, because this is one of those nut jobs that they're talking about in intestinal cleansing. All right, let me just do her. Listen, you guys, you guys ever get up in the morning, you feel tired, you feel tired, you don't want to get up, you want to sleep for another hour, you know what that is? That's toxins, that's toxins. We live in a toxic environment, and those toxins, they build up in your colon, okay? And they build up like a plaque, then you carry them around and they make you tired, okay? Because we live, everything from the synthetics and the carpets to the particles in the air you breathe, it's all-
1:04:30🔗LostprophetsYou're having too much fun with this.
1:04:32🔗AdamI know, cause it's nutty behavior that people sort of respect and everyone needs to just call it out. That's the problem. And people respect it. They're always like, oh, vegan, oh, okay. Oh, toxins, yeah, yeah. Oh, enemas.
1:04:44🔗LostprophetsI should be more like that, but I'm not.
1:04:45🔗AdamEveryone should, but it's nutty. It's extreme nutty behavior. Yeah, coming to Fox this summer. E-N-B, extreme Joe Rogan host, extreme nutty behavior, five. All right. It's nutty.
1:05:07🔗DrewAnd remember, Tiffany, how you could hang with Tiffany. Remember that one?
1:05:20🔗DrewWell, you really need to find out what's something is up with this guy. If he's on a daily migraine medication, which is, that's already sort of problematic here. And then he's on, well, because really migraine, true migraine treatment, if he has a genuine migraine, is the tryptans and those are taken when you have a headache. You should be taking them every day. And so that means that he's on opiates, is he on opiates can be excreted in the semen. And then he's on an antidepressant. Why is he on antidepressant? Or what is his toxic left?
1:06:45🔗AdamOh, oh, now okay. I see, I'm saying I could hang with the guy, sort of like the guy. The more vices the guy has, the more I feel.
1:06:52🔗LostprophetsHe's probably got the headache from stress.
1:06:54🔗DrewI hope he's had adequate work on his headache though. It just all sounds a little.
1:06:58🔗AdamAnd by the way, what's Miss Vegan? All right, well what is she doing with the guy who is smoking, drinking, sucking up all the, I mean, this guy's a HEPA filter. He's just like anything, everything goes into him.
1:07:12🔗DrewListen, we're used to vegans being a little judgmental. Nice thing about Tiffany, she's not judgmental.
1:07:17🔗AdamYeah, but you almost wonder like, maybe there's a project aspect to this.
1:07:42🔗AdamWhat happened? It's the headache. Elizabeth? You're 25. Hold on a second. We got a question for the... No, no, no. We got a question for the Lostprophets, right? Where was she? Wait a minute. Hooked on booze? What happened to our Lostprophets question? Oh, they fell off?
1:07:57🔗LostprophetsHe was the hooked on booze thing. Yes, I am.
1:08:25🔗AdamI just thought of a horrible name for a guy that, you know, it's not quite right on. You know, it's not like a Dick Hurtz kind of thing, but Peter File. Just sound, you gotta think pedophile. There's probably plenty of guys named Peter File, and it just sort of reminds everybody of someone who has sex with kids, even though they don't really consciously think of it. Like whenever I hear them talking about Jag Offizier, you know, I always think, oh, okay. You know what I'm saying?
1:09:07🔗CallerUm, the other night, I think it was last night, uh, you and Drew were debating addiction and, um, Well, it wasn't really just me yelling at Drew.
1:09:16🔗DrewYeah, it was not exactly called debate.
1:09:18🔗CallerUm, but I, um, I was wondering kind of what the difference, I guess, between an addiction, being addicted to something and being like dependent on it.
1:09:28🔗DrewYeah, dependencies, dependencies can run the spectrum of psychological dependency to actually a physical dependency where there's some sort of withdrawal. These are things that motivate you to stay with the drug. I'm on a lot of antidepressants, which, Yeah, antidepressants have no addictive properties.
1:09:46🔗AdamIf you're physically dependent, alright, quiet. If you're physically dependent on something, aren't you addicted to it?
1:09:53🔗DrewAll humans can become dependent, meaning they can have withdrawal when you stop. But a non-addict will go through the withdrawal, and it's like, that's a big deal. An addict will have a permanent change in their system.
1:10:03🔗AdamOkay, okay, but I don't understand if you're dependent on a tranquilizer that you're taking daily, and then a day goes by and you can't find it, so you've got to go out and get it because your body's dependent on it, you wouldn't call yourself addicted to that tranquilizer? Yes, you would.
1:10:23🔗DrewLet me flip it around. Let's say you had a surgery. You had a surgery and it goes bad. You end up on morphine for a month because of a surgical complication. Every human will have withdrawal. Actually, before the age of 18, it's actually people don't get withdrawal from opiates. There's something about after 18 that the withdrawal mechanism is starting to kick in.
1:10:41🔗AdamYou listen to kids out there, their birthdays are coming up.
1:10:43🔗DrewIt's one of the things that makes it hard to treat kids. It's hard to treat them as they go on and off relatively easily compared to an adult, but they adult has withdrawal, all of them.
1:10:52🔗AdamWell, it has withdrawal, but you're physically dependent on it, you're just going to keep going with it.
1:10:57🔗DrewRight, and then the surgery is better, you stop the morphine.
1:11:01🔗AdamYou can't stop, you're physically dependent on it.
1:11:03🔗DrewThe non-addict will stop, have a couple of days of discomfort and not think about it again.
1:11:07🔗AdamWell, why is it physical dependence then?
1:11:09🔗DrewBecause the body has a withdrawal syndrome when you stop it. The withdrawal syndrome, a non-addict goes through withdrawal.
1:11:14🔗AdamSo you're not addicted to the morphine.
1:11:16🔗DrewYou have withdrawal, you have dependency, and then with withdrawal you go through it, you don't think of it again. An addict has a permanent change and they'll preoccupy it, they'll pursue it. Even when they've been through the withdrawal for months and months later, they'll still be thinking about it.
1:11:27🔗AdamBut an addict can still get off of it and stay off it. No? Why do you bother then?
1:11:35🔗DrewThey shouldn't if you're not interested in staying off.
1:11:37🔗AdamNo, I'm saying an addict can still get off the morphine and then stay off the morphine.
1:11:41🔗DrewThey won't though because of that drive.
1:11:43🔗AdamWhy bother getting them off if they're not going to stay off it?
1:11:46🔗DrewIf they're not interested in trying to stop.
1:11:47🔗AdamI'm not saying they're not interested. I'm just saying addicts get off things and stay off them as well.
1:11:51🔗DrewWhen they're treated, they have to be treated then.
1:11:53🔗AdamYou got to treat the guy who's hooked on it? Is physically dependent on something? I can be physically dependent on anything I want and just quit.
1:12:01🔗DrewAnd have a withdrawal. What about alcohol? Have a withdrawal and then stop.
1:12:20🔗DrewThose are two different, entirely different things.
1:12:23🔗AdamSo you're physically dependent on it, but you're not an addict. Right. Okay. So fine. Everyone do what you got to do. See why no one likes him? We'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right.
1:12:43🔗DrewHey Adam, you know how guys have trouble with confidence and going out dating and meeting girls? We have a solution. This is Live 105.
1:12:58🔗AdamHey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Oh, yes. And Mike, both here from Lostprophets.
1:13:13🔗AdamWe'll get that out in the post. 1-800-LOVE-191. We're talking to Jamie about bollocks.
1:13:21🔗DrewOh, my God, how dare you? I'm offended. I have offended children all over the country.
1:13:24🔗LostprophetsI'm sorry to all the UK listeners out there on the internet.
1:13:27🔗AdamYes, yeah, now I remember no one out here knew what bollocks were until the Sex Pistols had they never mind the bollocks. Here's the Sex Pistols. Was that the name of that, Adam? Yeah, and never, see to us, bollocks was a department store. And I think that was B-U-L-L-O-C-K-S or something. I don't know what bollocks is. How do you spell that?
1:13:54🔗LostprophetsI think that's right. It's the same.
1:13:56🔗AdamYeah. So to me, it was always confused and only knowing bollocks, although, you know, the Corollas, we went to a little place called Penny.
1:14:03🔗AdamOh, May Company. Oh, please, Drew. Let me tell you. Let me tell you what was underneath May, yeah, no, it went bollocks, then it went May Company, then it went Sears, then it went Pennies, and that's where the Corollas. Then Woolworth. But you couldn't buy jeans. That's where the Corollas came in with the reinforced knees. Nice, the shiny, the super shiny jeans, or they were shiny, they were like plastic almost. Yeah, because the Levi's were a dollar or more, so, you know, please, it's wasteful. No, because you'll wear those things out in four years. That's almost 25 cents a year. All right, great folks. They're doing great. They're doing great. My folks, oh man, they couldn't do better. My sister said to me the other day, she goes, I don't want to talk to moms. I bought some property and we're thinking about moving and she's going to give me a bunch of whatever. I said, what do you listen to her for? She's like, I don't know, you know, a woman's living in a house. Her grandma let her squad in. Her mom let her squad in a hundred years ago. She doesn't own anything. Listen everybody. It's important to, you know, listen to people that are doing well. Don't listen to people that aren't doing well. And as a matter of fact, unfortunately, they seem to have more opinions oftentimes. You know, there's guys that are living in their basement who are telling you how to live. Yeah, here's how to score chicks. And here's, let me, let me second round out your portfolio. You're living in your parents' house. You're 45. You should have zero opinion.
1:15:32🔗LostprophetsIt happens in the gym all the time. You always have some big fat dude come up and just go, no man, you're doing it wrong. You need to be lifting like this. And I look at him and I'm like, I want to be like you. Right.
1:15:44🔗AdamGot the stretch marks coming over telling you, you're doing us curls all wrong. I like when you're working other muscles. You're trying to work your biceps, you're working your delts and your lats. I'm always like, it's usually they're working three extra ones and it's always like, all right. You're trying to work your tris, but you're really working your delts, your lats, your quads, your pecs and your glutes. Oh, okay.
1:16:08🔗LostprophetsYou're saving me doing all those later.
1:16:09🔗AdamI guess I'm going to go home then when I'm done with, when I'm done screwing this exercise up, I get to leave. That guy, yeah. The guy comes by at the gym, guy. Here's the thing. Find people that are more successful than you. Feel free to listen to them, those who aren't. As a matter of fact, like I said, and unfortunately to my own family for a while, I use them as a negative template. I just think what would they do? What would they do? And then I just do the opposite and look at me now.
1:16:42🔗DrewAll right. Chris hasn't been with us tonight too much.
1:16:44🔗AdamYeah, he's tired. Well, he's living at home. So he got mad, I think, when I did that whole living at home. You got any advice on working out or living at home? No.
1:17:26🔗AdamYeah, you understand, like, if you wanna know where we were from, we wouldn't say Eagle Rock. It doesn't make any sense. You gotta give you a San Francisco or a Hollywood.
1:18:29🔗DrewAll right, so one of the things you can test is to see if you still get all this reaction when you use a polyurethane condom. And some women just get recurrent vaginitis. These are bacterial overgrowths and inflammation of the vagina from reasons they're not well worked out. I was just reading an article about vaginal burning and vaginitis and they were sort of saying, most women don't get an answer for why this occurs. That's sort of an unsatisfying treatment.
1:18:53🔗AdamSometimes they're a little nutty too. You never can rule that one out. But you're saying people that are allergic to latex, what about surgeons who wear latex gloves?
1:19:03🔗DrewYeah, I know. They claim that that happens a lot, yet I've never seen that.
1:19:08🔗AdamYeah, it's always like one of these. I mean, if you think about it, don't surgeons just exclusively wear latex gloves?
1:19:16🔗DrewAbsolutely. Well, strangely enough, when my son went for a surgery when he was one, you weren't here for that whole ordeal, but I remember listening to it on the radio, the horrible anesthesiologist comes in and goes, it's asked about latex allergies. I'm like, I have no way. And she goes, well, you know, she was the one that did the original research on it and published the article that showed you in amazing incidents of latex allergies. And I thought, well, never seen it.
1:19:45🔗DrewGo ahead and use the latex, we need to treat my son, it's fine.
1:19:47🔗AdamThis is the whole thing, which is, everyone in this country, at least, claims to be allergic to something. And I don't trust half of them. The ones that are gonna die if I open my peanuts on the airplane, the ones who can't do the condoms, it's chocolate, it's milk, everyone's allergic to everything. And some of them are, but-
1:20:04🔗DrewIt definitely occurs, that's the point.
1:20:06🔗AdamIt happens, it's not to the point they'd like us to believe. And so half the people are allergic to latex and a surgeon cuts you open and he's reaching around in your viscera.
1:20:18🔗AdamWith his gloves, they do. They have polyurethane, well, that's right. But seems like there's still be more guys, more EMT guys, more emergencies.
1:20:27🔗DrewThat themselves would have it. And they're out there occasionally.
1:20:30🔗AdamNo, no, I mean, guys getting in a car accident, EMT guys rushing in with their latex gloves on, you would just see all these problems.
1:20:37🔗DrewAnd then you have situations like Kennedy who adopts the latex allergy theory, when in fact it may just be introducing something to the vagina that's activating all the stuff. Particularly urinary tract infections, Kennedy. That's something that just occurs from having sex.
1:20:50🔗Well, what about the, I've talked to my gynecologist about it, and he referred me to a urologist because of the infections. And they did all kinds of IVP tomas, x-rays, that kind of thing.
1:21:06🔗DrewAnd they just tell you, watch the position, take an antibiotic every time, urinate after sex, and there you go.
1:21:12🔗Yes, they did all that, and I do all that. They also found out that I had a duplex kidney.
1:21:59🔗I'm not sure about that. I listen to you guys talk about like chronic pelvic pain and such things. I can remember not actual things happening to me, but I often find myself thinking that something happened. But then you think, you hear women say all the time, well, I don't remember, it was blocked. And I'm not, is that even logical?
1:22:30🔗AdamBut the idea that you think something might be up is not a great sign.
1:22:34🔗DrewYeah, see, I'm a big believer, though, that you can just not remember because it was so early, but you'll still have dreams and impressions and sort of.
1:22:43🔗DrewThat's the time when these things, you flash back, that kind of thing. That's sort of typical of the, what's called, the implicit memories left behind by early trauma.
1:22:51🔗AdamI have flashbacks of not getting laid in high school when I'm having sex.
1:23:36🔗AdamI don't know, it's good times. I mean, it's fantastic. Cheers, you know. No, but the thing is, there's issues. Dad died in name at six, and maybe I was molested.
1:23:50🔗AdamThings to look into, plus Drew's spidey sense was dainty.
1:23:53🔗DrewThe way she was so preoccupied about her urinary tract, having a, you know, having urinary tract infections after sex is a normal problem. And many, many, I dare say nearly most women will go through periods where they have that problem. And she's made a big deal of it, a big, huge. And she, you can feel the trauma almost. It's like, it's traumatic that she has a little. There's energy.
1:24:14🔗AdamYeah, yeah. Now, here's the thing, it's funny. I was just thinking about, mostly hypochondriacs, Jews. I mean, let's be honest. I love the Jews, but they focus on these things. And here's why the Jews are hypochondriacs. They're smarter than all of us. They actually memorize entire medical textbooks and then start thinking they have these symptoms. Whereas the goyim, we can't be bothered with this stuff.
1:24:50🔗LostprophetsAnd I'm like, huh? And I start to believe it.
1:24:53🔗AdamWell, shan't we, huh? And then, but they don't go to the vagina. They just, they go waist up, the Jews. And then it's the goyim who was abused that goes vagina.
1:25:07🔗AdamJew goes bowel, slides right around the vagina, goes, Joe's backside, goes bowel and goes, you know, stomach and test and all that kind of stuff, the GI stuff. And then the goyim goes vagina. Jew does not go vagina. They don't complain about the vagina. It's interesting, Drew. Yes.
1:25:57🔗AdamThan the latex. He doesn't know? Well, you just look at latex and polyurethane. I bet the polyurethane is less durable than the latex. But it's probably more expensive too. And sometimes some materials are harder to use in construction, harder to seam together and that kind of stuff. All right, we're gonna take a little break. Drew's gonna look up Welching on a bet and find out if it has anything to do with the band.
1:26:46🔗AdamThere, buddy. It's the Loveline of Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Lostprophets here tonight. Start something, name of the CD. Drew was looking up Welching on a Bet, and maybe connected to Wales. Maybe.
1:27:12🔗AdamYeah, Drew, put your name in there. You could put the doctor by the origin, and then people believe it. That's the way it works. All right, let's, I really, it's always interesting to me like paddy wagon and things like that, you know. I love things that have good derogatory terms that have just been woven into the fabric and people don't even know what it means anymore.
1:27:33🔗DrewBut so many of our other words and things we use are like all the way back to Egypt and stuff. It's crazy. We have no idea what it means.
1:28:09🔗LostprophetsIt used to be mining. We're kind of in a big void created by post-industrial Wales now. We're kind of living off England, which is a shame, but we're building up our identity again.
1:28:24🔗AdamWhat do you guys feel like you need to really get on, like a good soccer club, something like that? What's going to get you on the map? Lostprophets. Cheers.
1:28:50🔗CallerDrew, I've called before and Adam, I love you. You're a genius and you get told that a lot, but Drew, you're really funny sometimes and I don't think you get enough credit for your sense of humor. And so I wanted to thank you for it and acknowledge it.
1:29:17🔗CallerI think I'm going to buy your book tomorrow, but I haven't gone on page yet. I just got a job and I go to junior college, kind of, not really.
1:29:25🔗DrewMy book is coming out in paperback in October, cracked.
1:29:30🔗CallerWhen is it coming out in paperback tomorrow?
1:29:36🔗No, like October, September, but buy the hardback.
1:29:39🔗AdamWhat's the difference? Does it go down to like 13 bucks or something like that? Oh, really? Why? Is it just the cover that's more or is it just a sort of symbolic whatever? All right, it's been out a year. I mean, here's what I'm saying. Is it like a piece of technology? It's like this computer's been out for a year and now it's time to drop the price.
1:29:59🔗DrewI don't know. I have to ask him. I don't know what the economics are.
1:30:02🔗AdamSome of it's got to be manufacturing, but double, triple the price oftentimes. Not for a piece of cardboard. Quadruple. That's four.
1:30:18🔗DrewIt's like six bucks for a pair of bag, isn't it?
1:30:20🔗AdamWell, I mean, most books drop down from like 24 bucks down to like 12 bucks or nine something. I don't know. I've never actually bought a book. I didn't see a book at that big house where they keep them and they lend them to people. What's that called? Library. Library. But it doesn't have the word book in it.
1:30:53🔗AdamYeah. Hey, you want to hear where the loser, my dad is? Yeah. He used to rent out records from the library when I was a kid. He would actually... A man in his 40s. These guys don't know what a record is. It's like a...
1:31:27🔗DrewYou had to try to snap in there or you had a record player, your turntable had a weird...
1:31:32🔗AdamHe had a weird adapter thing. Kind of someone who just made 45s, it just had just a regular normal record hole in it. It's really that huge, big... So you put your fist through its size hole. There was always trouble. You're always missing. Here's the other thing, too. You would be missing that little bit that went in the middle. So you'd have to sort of try to balance it, maybe shove a match or something in there and try to hang on to it, or it would eventually get a little out of whack. No one ever settled that. So 45s were around from 1931 to present day. Still haven't solved the riddle of the spacer in the middle?
1:32:08🔗LostprophetsI used to love the little handles that held the records and dropped them down.
1:32:13🔗LostprophetsBecause it's so hard to take a record off.
1:32:16🔗DrewWell, you'd stack them up so they could play with it.
1:32:19🔗AdamYou could get a little stack going. Anyway, Dad used to rent those out. That's good. Rent those out. And not rent them and record them. We'd just sit there and listen to them.
1:32:29🔗AdamCheck them out. I'm sorry. You're right. Man in his 40s checking out records. And by the way, records, not the most durable way to transport a sound or recreate a sound. Imagine what the ones at the library, the ones that have been there for 20 years and just lent out to junkies for 25 years. That's the kind of condition those would be in when you'd be listening to those. Good times, everybody. Lostprophets here tonight. Take a quick break. Be right back.
1:32:59🔗Tons of lame people and no decent prospects. Call the Dateline. 1-877-889-DATE. So get your problems ready.
1:33:25🔗AdamSteve-O, Chris Pontius coming in from, we know him from Jackass. Coming in tomorrow night. I want to again tell everyone that the Lostprophets are gonna be over at the House of Blues on Friday the 14th. That is this Friday. Tickets only $14. Almost nothing by today's dollar rate. The name of the album, Start Something, is out. Go get it. Jamie, Mike, thanks a lot.
1:33:52🔗LostprophetsThanks for having us, appreciate it.
1:33:54🔗AdamWe'll see you here real soon. Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Uh, look, that's disturbing.
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