Tuesday, April 20, 2004

1:00🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:04🔗 Voiceover Hey everybody! It's a love line of Adam Ness, Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, Dixon medicine specialist. Jim Lindberg is here tonight from Pennywise.

1:18🔗 Pennywise Hello, how you doing?

1:19🔗 Adam Good, good, you know, and I saw the Pennywise name up on the roster there. I thought, oh, Christ, then I said Fletcher wasn't coming. And I thought, oh, good. Cause you know, it struck me as a, as big a pain in the ass as Fletcher is, is as nice as everyone else in the band actually is.

1:38🔗 Pennywise Yes, we have to balance.

1:40🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like, yeah, cause you guys like, like, Yim and Yang. Yeah, here's, here's, here's what it would be. It's like, if, if Fletcher puts you up to an 11 on the A-hole meter, but you want to average like a four and a half or five.

1:54🔗 Drew Find the universe, the golden mean.

1:56🔗 Adam Yeah, so, so yeah, I'm saying you just gotta, you gotta balance it out. You gotta be, you gotta be super sacchariney sweet.

2:03🔗 Pennywise I am the nicest guy you'll ever meet. I can tell you that. I never say a bad word about anyone. I've only got nice things to say. Except Fletcher.

2:11🔗 Drew Should we revisit that night? Should we revisit the first vomit night? Just for historical.

2:16🔗 Adam We should probably, we should probably do that. I don't know if engineering, oh, engineering Anderson is in the driver's seat back there. We wouldn't have heard the first vomit, yes? Okay, here is the situation, and I'm gonna just talk while Anderson tracks our service tapes over there.

2:31🔗 Drew He's got it ready to roll.

2:32🔗 Adam All right, well, I'll set it up anyway. This is Pennywise's appearance. I was not here. This is before my time. Ricky Rachman is hosting the show. The show's not national.

2:42🔗 Drew No, it's just in Los Angeles.

2:44🔗 Adam It's back at the Mother Station at K-Rock.

2:47🔗 Drew Burbank.

2:47🔗 Adam In Burbank. This is 11 years ago.

2:50🔗 Drew 11 years ago.

2:51🔗 Adam Is it 11? Stop agreeing with me.

2:53🔗 Drew At least 10.

2:54🔗 Pennywise Seems like yesterday.

2:54🔗 Drew At least 10. Yes, it does.

2:56🔗 Adam At least 10 years ago, because then when Pennywise came on again, I was on the show.

3:00🔗 Drew Yes.

3:01🔗 Adam But it'd been a couple of years.

3:02🔗 Drew Several years.

3:03🔗 Adam And so it could be 11, could be 12 years.

3:05🔗 Drew Yes, and it was about 1150 at this point.

3:09🔗 Adam It's getting to the end of the show.

3:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

3:11🔗 Adam Yeah. And set the scene.

3:13🔗 Drew Fletcher, I actually used to run the board in those days.

3:16🔗 Adam Now, most people know Fletcher's a large man.

3:19🔗 Drew Huge.

3:20🔗 Adam Who listen to the show and watch the concerts and whatnot. But, and let me tell you something about big too. There's different kinds of big. There's sort of guys, you see at the gym, that are sort of, they're like chickens on hormones. Big, skinny ankles and waist, but sort of big guns.

3:39🔗 Drew And then there's Yao Ming Ming.

3:41🔗 Adam And then there's Yao Ming Ming.

3:42🔗 Drew This is bigger than Yao Ming, just not as tall.

3:44🔗 Adam Yeah, that's just, then there's big. Yeah, there's big.

3:47🔗 Drew Yeah, there's a Viking.

3:48🔗 Pennywise Yeah, they're actually descended.

3:50🔗 Adam They're guys who have made themselves big.

3:52🔗 And then there are guys who come from a planet where people are 80% bigger.

3:58🔗 Adam I swear to God. It's just that bigger. It comes from that planet.

4:01🔗 Drew If Fletch put his hand on your back, it would cover your back.

4:04🔗 Adam He's got a paddle for hands, just, you know, six, seven, six, eight, a good natural 300 and plus, plus 330 pounds. And not, not because he's, you know, on the juice.

4:14🔗 Drew No, no, nor, nor particularly fat.

4:15🔗 No, but just, just, not thin. He's not thin.

4:24🔗 Drew Anyway, so he had been eating pizza pie and you can imagine just sort of mows through them. You just sort of like it's like cartoon. He kind of spins them around and eats them. And tequila, tequila and beer.

4:34🔗 Adam Yeah, that little airplane bottles underneath the console, the pepperoni, the tequila and then decided he wanted to vomit on you, Drew.

4:41🔗 Drew Well, and I was sitting across the, these, they're elaborate consoles here that are, that run, Chris now runs it. I used to run the console on there. And it, when Rick, you sit behind it with me.

4:53🔗 Adam Now you're getting King's Ransom for doing nothing.

4:56🔗 Drew For just sitting quietly and laughing at your jokes. I say, wouldn't it be marvelous? Uh, so he saw fit to, he'd been talking a little about vomiting, right?

5:07🔗 Pennywise Yeah, I think, um, he was planning on doing it. And as the show went on, he got more liquid courage. But my favorite part of the story is the fact that you had people there observing you that night, didn't you? There was a, there was a couple from like a doctor institution that were watching you. They were screaming from the place.

5:27🔗 Drew Yes, that's true. And the other part, as you listen to this tape, the other part you'll miss, that you don't get the visual, is everyone left the studio. Everyone ran out of the studio except me and Fletch. And Fletch towers over me. He was standing over me, sticking his finger down his throat, vomiting on me. And I got backed into a corner.

5:44🔗 Adam Now, let's just do a little math for one second. You would rather get urinated on than vomited on. As a doctor.

5:54🔗 Drew As a human.

5:55🔗 Adam No, no, like about you, you're right thinking. Because I tell people, I'd rather get whizzed on than someone hawk-a-loogie on me. And everyone's like, are you kidding me?

6:04🔗 Drew P is nice and sterile.

6:05🔗 Adam It's very sterile.

6:06🔗 Drew No, you could probably saccharide. It's just a certain kind of liquid.

6:09🔗 Adam Right. And yeah, here's the thing. The vomit, well, Drew, you probably still, if I shine a flashlight in your ear, I can probably still find a little bit of flesh.

6:17🔗 Caller You find some pepperoni from flesh.

6:19🔗 Adam Vomit. So where's vomit rank? So vomit is above. It's worse than loogie.

6:23🔗 Drew Sputum is the very worst. True, thick, disgusting, infected sputum is the worst. But vomit's right behind it.

6:29🔗 Adam What about number two? It's up there too?

6:32🔗 Drew It's up there.

6:33🔗 Adam Go ahead.

6:34🔗 Drew And by the way, he almost conveyed you to Poopoo City. I almost went to Poopoo City. It's a different story. It's another time. So he's vomiting over me on top of me and I'm punching him in the face to stand him up. Yeah.

6:43🔗 Pennywise He held his own.

6:45🔗 Drew And I climbed up, strangely enough, I scrambled up on a cabinet that Adam had built in this studio. We didn't even know it was those cabinets that you built in there.

6:53🔗 Adam Well, then it couldn't have been, it had to be a little less than 10 years ago. How dare he attempt to vomit on my beautiful old cabinetry. Yeah. Well, as everyone knows, I used to be a carpenter. And back when I was, oh, getting $50 a bit to help out on the morning show, I was having to supplement my income by, I actually rebuilt the studio while I was on, not at the same time. I'm not that good. But I was doing birchum on the morning show and in the afternoon rebuilding the studio.

7:21🔗 Pennywise Well, that was you.

7:22🔗 Adam Yeah, it was me. So Drew hopped up on my new cabin. Sturdy, the hell do you?

7:27🔗 Drew And I was punching Fletcher in the face to get him to stand up and stuff. And it was like punching Tar Baby or something. It was just my hands went through him.

7:37🔗 Caller It sounds like trying to punch a wave.

7:41🔗 Drew Or a whale or something. It just doesn't even bite.

7:45🔗 Adam I like whale. Alright, let's hear how it went down because the mics were on. Okay, go.

8:18🔗 Caller Yes, Loveline is over.

8:20🔗 It's not our fault.

8:22🔗 Caller We have a big ugly man in our guitar band.

8:45🔗 Adam Thanks for watching!

8:46🔗 Caller And no better instinct for a radio producer than to run out, first ask are we on the air?

8:49🔗 Adam Drop an f-bomb and then ask if we're on the air.

8:53🔗 By the way, why wouldn't we be on the air? What do you think happened?

8:57🔗 Drew Because sometimes bombing on people, people are running everywhere.

9:00🔗 Yeah, but it's...

9:01🔗 Drew You never heard that, Chris?

9:03🔗 Caller No, Chris never heard that.

9:05🔗 Drew All the retching you heard was over me with like, coming down on my head. It's good times.

9:12🔗 Adam I mean, it's as if...

9:15🔗 And you couldn't leave because you were running the board.

9:17🔗 Drew I was running the board. And in fact, as you noticed, when the music came up, that was me.

9:22🔗 Caller Wow.

9:23🔗 Drew I sat back down, turned the music on.

9:24🔗 Caller What an amazing tale of you. Thank you.

9:26🔗 Pennywise And your wife called and she was like, are you okay?

9:28🔗 Drew Yes, I remember that.

9:29🔗 Adam Oh, please. Your wife's still listening to this show. Still can't stop listening to that goddamn show.

9:35🔗 Drew Oh, good times.

9:36🔗 All right.

9:38🔗 Adam Well, just taking a little. So, if you were on top of my brand new cabinetry, then it had to be.

9:45🔗 Drew You had that ledge down below, remember?

9:46🔗 Adam Yeah, there was lockers for the jocks down below that raised up above the floor, about 16 inches. So, you jumped up on that, you're 6'1, you'd be just about the height of Fletcher. God bless you, Drew. So good, we can figure that out.

10:03🔗 Drew It's a little walk down memory lane.

10:04🔗 It's a good time. All right.

10:07🔗 Adam So, here's what I was thinking about Pennywise, though. So there they were 10 years ago. But Pennywise has been around for how many years now, Jim?

10:16🔗 Caller Oh, God.

10:17🔗 Pennywise Since 88. So what does that make us?

10:20🔗 Adam 16 years.

10:21🔗 Pennywise 16, geez.

10:22🔗 Adam And, you know, Pennywise, it struck me as been sort of much like Drew was slogging away at Fletch. Sort of, you know, gaining more popular this year than they were the last year for the last 10 or 12 years.

10:43🔗 Drew They might have a little bit of bad religion in that they're not going away. They're always going to be.

10:47🔗 Adam I think people sort of went, all right, this is one of these kind of bands. They'll be fun. They're not going to sell a lot of records, but they'll be a good time and they'll show up and everything.

10:57🔗 Drew And then that became that band.

10:59🔗 Adam They're Pennywise. We won't go away. Yeah. Yeah. And and it's nice. And people.

11:04🔗 Pennywise Thank you.

11:05🔗 Adam People are I don't know if you're getting are getting rich off Pennywise.

11:09🔗 Pennywise We've quit our day jobs for 15 years.

11:12🔗 Adam So that's good.

11:12🔗 Pennywise That's very good for me.

11:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

11:15🔗 Pennywise I don't like to work that much.

11:17🔗 Adam And the big promotion that Jim is talking about is the on the 24th of April, which is is that this Sunday? When is that?

11:26🔗 Pennywise Saturday.

11:27🔗 Adam Saturday. They're doing a Earth Day Surf Rider Foundation Surf Contest, which is down at the where is that Manhattan Beach at Rosecrans.

11:40🔗 Pennywise Yeah. It's going to be a great contest. And there's still people can still go down there and enter if they want to. There's long boarding, short boarding, boogie boarding, trick competition, all types of things and or just come down and watch and check it out. It's going to be a great event.

11:57🔗 Adam If you want more information about it, go to www.surfrider.org and we'll give you more about that. We'll hear something from Pennywise and first we'll go to the phones, Shana.

12:18🔗 Drew Whoever you are, go right ahead.

12:19🔗 Adam She said Shana.

12:20🔗 Drew She said Donna.

12:21🔗 Right, Shana.

12:23🔗 Adam Good. What's up?

12:24🔗 Nothing much. I just wanted to ask you guys a question about relationships or whatever. So I'm dealing with this girl on and off for about two years, okay? But now things are getting kind of shaky again, because in the beginning everything was great, of course, but now everything's getting shaky again and I just wanted to ask you guys what should I do about it?

12:49🔗 Adam So you're a lesbian?

12:50🔗 Yeah.

12:51🔗 Adam And this is your girlfriend?

12:52🔗 Drew You got to understand something, Shana. You're giving us nothing. You're giving us no information. All you said, you have a relationship and it's shaky. What should I do? Okay, well. We need a lot of detail. Who is this girl? What's the nature? Is she an abuse survivor, too, as I suspect you are? Is she just lesbian? Is she bisexual? What's her history like? What are you planning with this relationship? She was. Okay, you're both abusive.

13:14🔗 Adam Well, how do we know Shana was abused?

13:15🔗 Drew I can just feel it.

13:16🔗 Adam No, you're just being racist. You heard her say, Axe.

13:19🔗 Drew No.

13:23🔗 Adam Yes, yes, you did, Drew. Drew's very racist.

13:26🔗 Drew I just feel it.

13:27🔗 Adam I don't see. Drew is colorblind, but he sure hears it. And he doesn't see it. But if he hears it, he goes right after it. Now, listen, Shanna, this is Adam, friend of the black man, friend of the brown-skinned man, friend of everybody.

13:41🔗 Drew So both of you, Chris wants to kick your ass just with someone. Both of you have difficulty with a relationship. So what is it that now is coming to bear? What is it making difficult now? Why are things shaking?

13:53🔗 OK, at this moment, like as a week ago, she came to me and asked me would I like to have an open relationship.

14:00🔗 Drew All right, so she's needing, so she likes chaos, right? Yeah, and that's a bad sign.

14:08🔗 We had a deep conversation last night and she was telling me how she thinks that I'm a dramatic person and I like drama and all that. But I asked her if I do, why am I so, you know what I'm saying, hurt by all this?

14:21🔗 Drew I think you both like the drama, but she likes chaos.

14:24🔗 Adam Well, and also in a drama, someone has to take turns, if they're taking turns playing the villain and playing the victim and then one minute you're getting tied to the railroad tracks, the next minute you're tying her to the railroad tracks and doing that thing with your mustache, where you twist it at the end. So, Shana, you were abused or were you not?

14:44🔗 I wouldn't necessarily say I was abused, but when I was younger, I did lose my virginity at a very young age, I was 13. And from that point on, I had just went through this whole...

14:58🔗 Drew I'm getting physical abuse out of her.

15:00🔗 You know, I just went crazy, you know.

15:03🔗 Drew Yeah, but who did you get the abuse from?

15:05🔗 I can't even account how many male partners that I had.

15:10🔗 Adam You ever been physically abused?

15:14🔗 Not by my family members or anybody I know of, no.

15:17🔗 Drew No one ever hit you? No one ever struck you?

15:19🔗 Oh.

15:20🔗 Drew Oh, that. Yeah, okay.

15:22🔗 Adam Now, Drew counts that as physical abuse. Oh.

15:25🔗 Drew And that's why you started acting out at 13, and I bet you something even weird happened before the 13, etc.

15:30🔗 Well, my father passed when I was like 12 going on 13.

15:34🔗 Adam All right, well, let's try to fix this thing up. Here's the long and the short of it, Sean.

15:38🔗 Drew By the way, Sean, you can do better.

15:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:42🔗 Drew You know what I mean?

15:42🔗 Adam Than her.

15:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

15:44🔗 Adam Well, I mean, here's the thing. When people come from abuse, like she does and you sort of does, and just your dad passing away when you're young and all that kind of stuff, it makes for very chaotic relationships. And that's what you're in the middle of. And it's going to be hard for you to ever really pin her down because she won't be able to tolerate it. She'll be able to put things, she'll be able to put together a few good weeks, maybe in a few good months, but then it's not going to work.

16:10🔗 Drew And the people with personality constructs like your girlfriends have very intense relationships. It feels like, oh my God, this is the world's most intense, amazing connection. No, it's just more chaos.

16:21🔗 Caller It follows on.

16:22🔗 Adam It's like the guy who can't give up the booze, who puts together a good six months, and he's got his life together, and he got his job back, and his old lady took him back, and then all of a sudden we can't find him again. And everyone wants to know why. And there's no good reason why, but people don't need a good reason why.

16:39🔗 Drew Well, I know many, many reasons why, but the fact is...

16:41🔗 Adam No, but I mean people are perplexed.

16:43🔗 Drew They're like, oh, what happened?

16:44🔗 Adam He finally got it together. What is he doing? I can't believe it. He had everything back.

16:48🔗 Drew That's the fact that people just change, shuffle things around on the surface. The real change doesn't occur unless people get treatment.

16:54🔗 Adam All right. So, Shana, if things don't go on for you two, I think we're okay with it, is what I'm saying.

17:01🔗 Drew I feel like, Shana, there are better things ahead for her. She needn't be around chaos all her life.

17:06🔗 Adam All right. Jonathan?

17:09🔗 Drew Jim gave a knowing nod, by the way.

17:11🔗 Adam Jim, no stranger to national radio.

17:15🔗 Drew The Drew radio technique.

17:17🔗 Adam He went to the Dr. Drew School of Radio Technique.

17:20🔗 Pennywise You guys just have all the answers, so I'm letting you run it.

17:22🔗 Adam Drew will do the knowing nod, he'll do the, I don't know, look.

17:28🔗 Drew Without saying anything, how dare you?

17:30🔗 Adam Yeah, once in a while, he'll do the count me in hand raise, like who amongst us has a full hand raise.

17:37🔗 Drew But there's an okay sign, too.

17:38🔗 Adam There's an okay sign.

17:40🔗 Drew And there's this.

17:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:42🔗 Drew You're right.

17:42🔗 Adam Point of people. And then once in a while. That was the beat off sign. Once in a while, really let the audience know he's physically in the studio. He'll sock the mic, oftentimes using an implement like his frame of glasses, sometimes even as coffee mug. He will use crude tools to do it. Yeah, that's a good example. He hasn't mastered it. Yeah, because people will be sitting in their car going, has Drew had a stroke? Did he actually leave the building? And just in their thinking that the shrewd one over here, the Marcel Marceau of radio bangs the coffee mug against it.

18:16🔗 Drew That's weak. So what's this?

18:19🔗 Adam Again, I'm not you, buddy. I'm a mere mortal.

18:22🔗 Drew But you do have that universal beat off sign down. Adam cannot discuss.

18:26🔗 Caller I can't talk about masterbating without it.

18:29🔗 Drew He won't talk about it without giving the sign. He can be in front of the queen mother. He'll just, if it comes up, the hand goes. It's just, wow. I don't know what that is.

18:37🔗 Adam Yeah, I could be addressing Congress, saying esteem members of Congress. I talk to many young people throughout our great nation. We talk about topics ranging from childhood obesity, alcoholism, masturbation, involuntary. My hand would just start moving. I can't, I can't say, I, I can't.

19:02🔗 Pennywise And the other hand goes to remote control.

19:04🔗 Adam You have to remote hand too. Oh yeah.

19:08🔗 Drew That's why this needs to be a TV show.

19:10🔗 Caller Let me tell you something.

19:11🔗 Adam I don't know who can, you know, you know, there, there are all these things that you never really look at until you bring the item home or you never even think about. But I'll tell you, I'll tell you one thing that I could go for is a whisper quiet VCR because sometimes in the middle of the night.

19:30🔗 Drew Don't they call that a DVD?

19:31🔗 Adam Wife's taking an eight hour nap upstairs and I decided to toss a little something on just to, you know, just to relive some of the glory days. And you know, you hit, you don't realize like in the still of the night, you know, two in the morning kind of, you know, pop, stop. I mean, like VCR stop and then pop and then they just start, hit it. Just go to most VCRs, just go in the middle of the night, try to be as quiet as you can in the middle of the night, two in the morning or something, hit eject, shake bar, pop, doors flying open and stuff. I mean, really, it's like in a movie, if it was a movie, it's like you'd be entering a spaceship or something. How could so much noise come out of this little box?

20:11🔗 Pennywise She'll bolt straight up in bed when she hears that. She could be like the other side of the house.

20:16🔗 Adam And it's, it's mechanical noise too. You know what I'm saying? It's like gears engaging, stuff stopping and popping, levers moving. I could use one that was, I'd pay an extra hundred bucks for just the one that, uh, whisper quiet.

20:30🔗 Drew Yes, sir.

20:31🔗 Pennywise Christmas list.

20:32🔗 Caller Jonathan?

20:33🔗 Drew I think the DVD would replace all that.

20:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:36🔗 Adam The other thing. Yeah, it would. But no, they got their, well, it's a difference. I got my own set of problems with that. The other thing that you don't know about with VCRs is they rewind at dramatically different speeds. Some, you hit rewind, it's like, stop, and you're about 10 seconds earlier in the thing, and then others, you're down at the beginning already.

20:58🔗 Drew Don't most VCRs have like a little wind up?

21:01🔗 Adam Some do.

21:02🔗 Drew And you can't tell what the hell's going on.

21:03🔗 Adam Here's all I would like. I would like them to standardize this thing so that I knew like a good Three Mississippi got me halfway through the film.

21:12🔗 Drew You're looking for standardized life. Think about how many times you've asked for that.

21:17🔗 Adam All I'm saying is, is when you buy like a VCR, you don't think about the noise factor. You don't think about the rewind speed. You just kind of look at it and go, this one's got a clock. And that's about it. I'm just saying these are all things you don't discover. Same with the portable phones too at home. Like you realize things are ergonomically horrible two days after you've been using them. Never. You can never figure it out in the store. I don't know how to do that. I don't know how to figure that out.

21:42🔗 Drew It's like they need to allow you to take them home for a few days.

21:45🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what I think? I think if I had my own Japanese coach, he could help me.

21:50🔗 Drew Coach.

21:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Be a Japanese, be a small Japanese guy. Mr. Otaki, I would call him a very smart man and he would whisper pearls of wisdom into my ear before I actually made the purchase. You know what I mean?

22:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

22:04🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

22:06🔗 Adam Jonathan?

22:06🔗 Caller Hey.

22:08🔗 Adam You're 16?

22:10🔗 Caller First off, Dr. Drew, I just wanted to let you know, you are the man who's going to make me become a psychologist later because I've listened to your show for so long and I've basically learned all the answers to all the things you guys have to say.

22:21🔗 Drew That's great, Jonathan. Yeah.

22:23🔗 Caller But I had a question about condom usage in pools and hot tubs.

22:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

22:28🔗 Caller I've had sex with my girlfriend one time in a hot tub. We used a condom and pretty soon she's getting on the pills because, well, I've learned a lot of stuff from watching your show. Good. But can the chlorine in a pool or a hot tub or anything, can that break down a condom?

22:41🔗 Drew Yeah. They don't tend to work as well in the pool. In fact, the condom manufacturers, the Trojan people, particularly get all upset about that. They don't use it in the pool. The heat and the friction and the lubricant comes off and they just don't think they work as well. But if it didn't fail when you were using it, it's not as though there's microscopic failure. You'd know it if it failed. Plus. It would come off or it would break. That's it.

23:01🔗 Adam What I do is I just don't want to risk it.

23:03🔗 Drew Yeah, well, it didn't happen. So you're fine.

23:05🔗 Adam You didn't do it yet.

23:07🔗 Caller No, we did. We enjoy it. We want to keep doing that because we like the pool and hot tub idea.

23:13🔗 Drew Well, after you're on the pill, right?

23:15🔗 Adam But OK, but listen, listen.

23:17🔗 Caller Good.

23:17🔗 Adam This your dad's hot tub, her dad's hot tub?

23:20🔗 Caller Oh, this is actually my hot tub. I saved up for it.

23:24🔗 Drew So I don't know for 16.

23:28🔗 Adam Saved up for you. I couldn't afford a hot tub. It was thirty three.

23:31🔗 Pennywise We have you say that's a player right there. Do you want a car? No, I want a hot tub.

23:37🔗 Adam Saved up for a hot tub.

23:39🔗 Caller They got me a car and I saved up on my own without really telling them that I was saving up that much money. And I was like, hey, I want a hot tub. So they're like, OK, you pay for it.

23:48🔗 Adam Now, where is a hot tub in your room? Where is it?

23:51🔗 Caller Well, like we turned a back room into a sports bar and then we got it extended and we have I put my wage right there.

23:58🔗 Drew Do you live at Graceland or something?

24:00🔗 Adam I'm taking my dad right in the nuts.

24:02🔗 Drew He lives in Graceland.

24:03🔗 Adam Right in the nuts.

24:04🔗 Drew Where does he live? It's got to be a huge like a horse from Memphis. Yeah. Do you live at Graceland, Jonathan? Where do you live?

24:11🔗 Caller I live in East Memphis. We're just we're not rich or anything. We're just comfortable. I just like decided that's what I wanted to save up for.

24:16🔗 Drew You have a sports bar in your house.

24:19🔗 Adam They got a bust of WC. Fields head and they, you know, they got a party ball, a course party ball in the black and white scene. Come on. And like a Rams penning on the wall.

24:29🔗 Caller Well, my mom's a Miami Dolphins fan. My dad's a G's fan. And we just saw this room and we moved in here. We're like, that's going to be our sports bar. So we have like little parties.

24:35🔗 Drew What do your parents do for a living?

24:38🔗 Caller My mom's a real estate agent and my stepdad, he has just opened up his own putting green business. He installs like professional putting green turf in backyards.

24:46🔗 Drew How about your biological dad? What's he up to?

24:48🔗 Caller He, he's around. They live like two streets down from each other. It's great.

24:52🔗 Drew And what does he do?

24:53🔗 Caller He's a hotel company.

24:55🔗 Drew All right.

24:56🔗 Adam So how much, how much should the hot tub set you back?

25:00🔗 Caller I saved up $7,000. I think I had money for a while.

25:12🔗 Drew I think I had money for a while.

25:12🔗 Adam I think I had money for a while. I think I had money for a while. $7,000?

25:17🔗 Caller Oh my God.

25:17🔗 Adam You're the man. Yeah. I mean, first off, how do you save up $7,000 at 16, you doing gay porn, what are you doing?

25:31🔗 Caller I've been working over the summer for like the first, okay, 13 through 16, I didn't really have a social life and then I just kind of like opened up sophomore year.

25:42🔗 Drew What kind of job did you do?

25:44🔗 Caller I worked for my girlfriend at the time, her dad owned a tiling company and now I'm going back out with her.

25:51🔗 Drew A tiling company, you say?

25:52🔗 Adam I thought he said a talent company.

25:54🔗 Drew What kind of company?

25:55🔗 Caller He owns his own tiling company. Tiling.

25:58🔗 Drew Alright, alright, so he owns a trade of 13.

26:00🔗 Adam I'm going to drop in a big, you know what I'm going to do with my dad? Well, I'm going to walk up to him like I'm greeting him. Hey, how you doing? I do that thing with my hand and then just big uppercut to the solar plexus and then I drop the elbow on the grind. When he's down on the ground reeling, I time it. Last time I did it, he was rolling over onto his stomach and I just dropped the elbow on the hip. This time, right on the grind.

26:23🔗 Pennywise Jesus Christ. And that's for the guy in Memphis with the hot tub dad.

26:26🔗 Adam Yeah, this is the guy with the sports bar. Yeah.

26:29🔗 Drew It's a good time.

26:30🔗 Adam Jim here from Pennywise. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Jim is here from Pennywise.

27:04🔗 Drew Yep.

27:05🔗 Adam Lead singer Pennywise, for your information. Phone number, 1-800-LLV-E-191. Jim is here talking about the Surf Rider Earth Day Foundation surfing contest, which is going on on Manhattan Beach, April 24th. That's this Saturday. And still plenty of openings for you, long borders and short borders and medium borders and trick guys and boogie borders. And all you gotta do is go to www.surfrider.org. During the break, I was trying to convince Dr. Drew that he's-

27:37🔗 Drew Break, I think I knew the right word, break me.

27:40🔗 Adam Yes, I was trying to convince him he's more miserable than he thinks he is. Because I don't judge my happiness based on how I feel. It's a relative thing. If I can get everyone around me to be miserable, well, then you do the math.

27:53🔗 Drew I'm the same way. You heard the conversation, I was like, I really enjoy this. No, you don't, no you don't, no you don't. I'm telling you, you don't, I'm telling you.

27:59🔗 Adam Drew is going to a little place called Ithaca tomorrow, which I have been at with Drew before.

28:06🔗 Drew Remember how beautiful that was?

28:07🔗 Adam No.

28:08🔗 Drew We walked all over, remember we walked around the town?

28:10🔗 Adam We took a walk, I gave you a handy, and it was beautiful. You gave me a $10 bill, and that's all I remember. Oh, and a wet nap. That's right, that's totally different. See how the mind works? Here's how you get to Ithaca. Drew, tell everybody, tell everybody what time they're picking you up tomorrow.

28:33🔗 Drew I'm driving myself.

28:33🔗 Adam I know, what time you're leaving the Drew Homestead?

28:36🔗 Drew Because I tried to do this last week for a 6.30 flight, getting to the lovely United Airlines, at getting there at six o'clock. I almost missed the flight, so I'm gonna get there more like 5.40 tomorrow, so I'll leave at 5.10.

28:48🔗 Adam You'll be leaving your home at 5.10 in the AM.

28:51🔗 Drew I'll be getting up at 4.40.

28:53🔗 Adam Let's keep the journey going. You'll be getting up, now you'll be getting home tonight about 12.30, but you'll be getting up about 4.30, 4.40.

29:02🔗 Drew As Adam would say, the beauty of me is, I'll be getting home at 12.32, I'll be asleep at 12.38.

29:06🔗 Adam Yeah, so you can get a whole two hours and 36 minutes, and so you get up, you get up at 4.30, and then what? Into the shower, into the car, onto LAX. Yeah. Get a good guy who works at a diamond mine type, corn-holing and x-raying, right, as you go, and then onto the plane. On a plane about 6.30.

29:31🔗 Drew Three and a half hours to Chicago.

29:32🔗 Caller Three and a half to Chicago.

29:34🔗 Drew Two hours in Chicago.

29:35🔗 Adam Two hour layover, to the Chicago airport, then what?

29:37🔗 Drew Hour and a half, two hours to Syracuse.

29:39🔗 Adam Another flight.

29:40🔗 Drew Another flight to Syracuse.

29:41🔗 Adam Another flight to Syracuse, then once in the Syracuse.

29:44🔗 Drew Get in a car, drive for an hour and a half.

29:47🔗 Adam Hour and a half. Give a good talk.

29:49🔗 Pennywise I'm getting tired already.

29:50🔗 Adam And before you know it, give a little talk. Back in the car for another hour and a half.

29:54🔗 Drew Meet and greet.

29:55🔗 Adam Little meet and greet.

29:56🔗 Drew Then back in the car for an hour and a half, and then Loveline.

29:58🔗 Adam Then Loveline. All right, yes.

30:01🔗 Drew That's a good time. Scary.

30:02🔗 Adam Yeah, all for what would sound like a lot of money to most of you, but in reality, just isn't. All right, take my word for it. That's the point. All right, but he loves the kids, he loves to travel. Kimberly. You're 21? And by the way, if I were your wife, I would take this as a slap in the face because if you love this, something's wrong at home. And I know she's listening, but you know what I'm saying?

30:28🔗 Drew No, I'd rather be with her.

30:29🔗 Adam You would.

30:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

30:30🔗 Adam Except you're gonna take 30 planes and a hovercraft just to make a nickel on the other side of the country.

30:37🔗 Drew Now, let's fill out the conversation. What I was saying was how I enjoy seeing the country and the purpose to go there and talking to people.

30:43🔗 Adam And he likes going to a prestigious school.

30:45🔗 Drew I love going to the big schools, yeah.

30:47🔗 Adam He loves Cornell.

30:49🔗 Drew For me, really, the highlight of the entire sort of college thing I've done was speaking at Princeton.

30:53🔗 Adam Prang and Coed.

30:55🔗 Drew And going to Princeton.

30:56🔗 Adam And going to Princeton.

30:57🔗 Drew Right.

30:58🔗 Pennywise Nice school.

30:58🔗 Adam Nice, nice place.

31:00🔗 Drew All right.

31:01🔗 Adam Kimberly? You know what I'm gonna do? Because it always makes me feel better. And I want everyone to do this. I want everyone within the sound of my voice. Jim, I'd like you to do this. What's the engineer's name? Chris, I'm gonna need you to do this one too. I want everybody to do this. Promise me that at 4, 440, 445, you try to wake up somewhere in the evening, somewhere in the middle of the night, it could be 430, it could be 510. I just want you to wake up just long enough to look at the clock, see that it says 439 and think, I'm not going anywhere for another six and a half hours. But Dr. Drew is getting his ass up and it ain't gonna be light for another five hours. But it makes you feel better, do you ever do that?

31:51🔗 Pennywise Oh yeah, because I have to do it all the time.

31:52🔗 Adam Because you're on the losing end of it a lot.

31:54🔗 Pennywise It'll make me feel great to know that I'm not going anywhere tomorrow.

31:57🔗 Adam 445, let's all look at our, Jim, you want me to call you?

32:02🔗 Drew Yeah, 510 and think about me hauling down the highway.

32:06🔗 Adam Better, picture him spilling coffee on himself and trying to negotiate the driveway to 505.

32:13🔗 Pennywise I'll love that.

32:14🔗 Adam And you know what you should do, you need to do, you need to break wind, pull the comforter up just a little higher and do that and settle back in again.

32:25🔗 Drew It'll make me feel good to know I've made you all feel good.

32:27🔗 Adam It feels so good to do that. Kimberly? I want to go now and prepare. I'm that excited about this moment. I'm going to set my alarm. I want to get all ready. Kimberly, you're 21. What's up?

32:43🔗 Caller I'm dating, I'm dating another young gentleman and he has a mild case of cystic fibrosis. And I was wondering when we have sex, he doesn't seem like he's enjoying it that much. And when he comes, it's actually like compared to, hate to compare it, but compared to other guys I have, I'm not feeling the orgasm, like I'm not feeling the contract.

33:10🔗 Drew Is he listening right now? Is he around?

33:12🔗 Caller No, he's not.

33:13🔗 Adam I don't know what cystic fibrosis is, but I'm picturing part of his spine coming out.

33:17🔗 Drew No, no, it's a lung disease, it's a disorder of how glands produce chloride and things.

33:27🔗 Caller Sometimes there's a lot of mucus and so I'm thinking maybe, I know 95% of men with cystic fibrosis are sterile, so I'm thinking his case is mild but there might be some blockage in the tubes which may be blocking him from coming or it's not into the sex.

33:45🔗 Drew I don't have a lot of experience with young people with cystic fibrosis, but I'd be more inclined to think it was some of the medication he perhaps is on. What kind of medicine is he taking?

33:53🔗 Caller He's taking a lot of some steroids for the lungs and then just the enzymes for digestion. That's it?

34:05🔗 Drew I bet you it's the medicine.

34:07🔗 Adam Almost no matter what medicine you get on or what medication you get on, it immediately heads right for the junk. Unless ironically it's for the junk in which case it heads like your elbow and your forehead. But you get on antidepressants and all these antidepressants.

34:23🔗 Drew Steroids, absolutely. We're not talking about these non-anabolic steroids. These are cortical anti-inflammatory steroids and yes, they can affect mood and God knows you may be on an antidepressant now. So there's a lot going on here, Kimberly.

34:34🔗 Adam You're saying, and I know Kimberly, you're translating this into, is he just not that into me?

34:42🔗 Caller Well, not into me, but just maybe he doesn't enjoy sex that much.

34:47🔗 Drew Yeah, but is that based on the intensity of a muscular contraction during orgasm? No, no, no. No, no.

34:56🔗 Caller Well, it's just that, you know, guys always say that it's good, they enjoy pleasuring females and it's good to have them, you know, actually feel them come when they're having intercourse and I do.

35:10🔗 Adam Hold on, you're preaching to the choir sister. Wait a minute, I know all about that.

35:14🔗 Drew What did you say?

35:15🔗 Caller Well, my, I'm just saying personally, you know, I enjoy the male orgasm the way it feels.

35:20🔗 Drew Okay, hold on a second. No one has ever brought that up on this show.

35:23🔗 Caller I know, that's what I was talking. No female ever says, I enjoy the way the male orgasm feels inside.

35:30🔗 Drew No, no, no, but I believe that that is something that women are sort of wired to be gratified by, right? Because that makes sense. That's what the goal of the thing is and I think not enough is made of that because women will say, you know, they're very upset if they don't feel the man or experience that receptive experience. It's just incomplete and yet having the orgasm, well, that doesn't matter. I don't have to know orgasm, but you got to do this in me, it doesn't feel right otherwise.

35:54🔗 Pennywise Biological.

35:54🔗 Drew Well, it makes sense, right? But not discussed, interestingly. It's not, women don't talk about it very much. I'm interested in Kim brought that up.

36:01🔗 Adam What about the sensation of the weight and the warmth after I've spread the gym shirt over them like a coaster, like a placemat.

36:11🔗 Drew You mean that's something they look for, they drive for?

36:13🔗 Adam Yeah, you know what I mean? You don't exactly get that same sensation.

36:18🔗 Drew Not exactly, no, no.

36:19🔗 Adam You do feel it.

36:21🔗 Drew Not quite what I was talking about.

36:23🔗 Adam But I see you can get a rub down through your shirt, you see what I'm saying?

36:26🔗 Drew Yeah, but not, yeah. But you can't actually insert something into my scapula, you know what I'm saying? Well, you've tried, admittedly.

36:35🔗 Adam We gotta run at it, Kimberly? Interesting point. And, and, and let's, let's look, okay, quiet down, let's look at it this way. Couple of things. First off, when people have an illness, I would imagine that just the same as they, I mean, tell me if I'm wrong here, but when, when you have an illness, depending on what kind, you can't do as many pushups as regular guys.

37:02🔗 Drew Right.

37:03🔗 Adam You, you can't do a lot of things as, as like a regular guy. I mean, I would imagine that most things are decreased, physical things are sort of decreased a certain amount. And this would just be another one of those things. And now you add the medication and you got all that. But Drew oftentimes talks about women being receptive.

37:21🔗 Drew Yes.

37:22🔗 Adam And, and sort of biologically, if you think about women, like what's in it for them sexually, well, I mean, if you just sort of do the reproduction math and, and you think, well, how what we put on this, you know, before all the German stump porn and the bukkake and whatnot came around, if you just sort of peel the onion back to its essence, it's, it's about us. It's got to feel good for us to implant our seed into the woman. And it has to be somehow satisfying for the woman to receive it. Yeah. Otherwise, what's, what's in it?

37:57🔗 Drew Right.

37:57🔗 Adam And it doesn't have jewelry back in the day.

37:59🔗 Drew No, that's right. And women, again, don't have a drive to orgasm. Many women, some do.

38:04🔗 Adam Right.

38:04🔗 Drew There's this whole range of how women respond, but many, the orgasm is sort of like a secondary experience. But the receptivity is much more important sometimes.

38:10🔗 Adam So they need that. Yeah. So I, it would, it would stay in the reason that most women, at least if not biologically, at least sort of developmentally or something, maybe not developmentally, but historically, evolutionary.

38:26🔗 Drew It makes evolutionary sense.

38:28🔗 Adam It does, that they would get some satisfaction out of receiving that. Oh yeah. All right. Hey, Crank Yankers on tonight, by the way.

38:36🔗 Drew Hey, good times.

38:37🔗 Adam I forgot about the old Crank and the old Yank. Jim's here from Pennywise tonight. We gotta hear a Pennywise song. Not now.

38:45🔗 Drew Certainly.

38:46🔗 Adam Drew talked too much about his travels, but, but when we come back, oh yes, there will be Pennywise.

39:00🔗 Caller Love Line will be right back, so get your problems ready.

39:05🔗 Adam Drew. Guess how many terrific sense acts deodorant body spray comes in?

39:11🔗 Drew I've got six.

39:12🔗 Adam No, it's more. No, more.

39:14🔗 Drew Nine.

39:15🔗 Adam No, seven. Oh, I think I screwed that up. Anyway, seven's enough, right?

39:19🔗 Drew Seven's great.

39:28🔗 Adam Hey. Everybody, it's Loveline.

39:39🔗 And that's Dr. Drew.

39:42🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Jim here from Pennywise. We're going to hear something off the CD. Jim is here talking about the Surfrider Foundation and Big Earth Day coming up. Drew, how are you going to celebrate?

40:00🔗 Drew Earth Day?

40:01🔗 Adam He's going to celebrate by doing donuts in his old lady's SUV on the lawn of the Greenpeace headquarters at Pasadena.

40:09🔗 Drew Oh man, you are creative.

40:13🔗 Adam He was going to chop down a tree, but now this is going to work for you. Yes Drew?

40:19🔗 Drew It's going to work.

40:20🔗 Adam All right. So, oh no. What is that? Is that Fletcher over there?

40:24🔗 Pennywise No, yeah. We decided to let him in.

40:26🔗 Adam Oh, it scared me for a second.

40:28🔗 Pennywise Some people from Surfrider, they all look alike.

40:30🔗 Adam Yeah, with the hats, the sunglasses at night, they're always tilting the cotties. All right. So, here's the deal. You go to www.surfrider.org and you find out all the information you need about this weekend's big surfing event, Manhattan Beach. Here's the thing. I don't care if you surf. Hot chicks, tons of hot chicks. Yeah. Hot chicks. And all you got to do is time their exit from the water with your exit from the water. See, that's what I'll do. I'll actually go down there with a broken surfboard and come out of the water with the broken, just shake the thing around.

41:07🔗 Drew Probably Adam wears the white socks and the converse tie tops.

41:11🔗 Adam Sandals. I'll come running out of the water and they're like, what happened? I mean, I got something, you know, double, triple overhead. I use stuff like that. And they're like, well, we haven't seen anything larger than three feet all day. No, man, I'm in for Maui. I swam it. Yeah, whatever. Big surf out there. Hit some coral. You know what I mean? You get laid. You get lots of tons of hot chicks. They love the sun.

41:32🔗 Pennywise Say dude a lot.

41:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:34🔗 Drew Let's hear a song.

41:35🔗 Adam Let's hear a song.

41:36🔗 Drew If we don't do it now, we're not going to hear it.

41:37🔗 Adam You want me to sing a song about surfing or Pennywise? No, I want to hear Pennywise. All right.

41:40🔗 Drew All right.

41:42🔗 Adam Chris, what you got over there? You ready? Cued up there, buddy. This one's called Something to Change. Change. It was a week for ten years. Alright, we get at your doctor, right? Dad, you know, paid off the, whoever, medical boards or whatever you got to test. Pennywise, everybody. We are going to get back to the phones, talk to Daniel who has a question for Jim. Daniel?

44:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:49🔗 Adam You're 14.

44:50🔗 Caller Yep, that's right.

44:51🔗 Adam What's up?

44:52🔗 Caller Drew, you're smart. Anderson, you got a cool job because you get to push buttons. And yeah, Adam, you're awesome. You're like my idol.

45:02🔗 Pennywise Yeah.

45:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I got like major eyebrows like you.

45:06🔗 Drew Daniel does sound like a young Adam, doesn't he?

45:09🔗 Adam He's got the big brows at 14. I didn't have to pronounce proud 14.

45:14🔗 Caller I called in a couple of weeks ago.

45:16🔗 Drew I was going to say you called before. I recognize his voice.

45:19🔗 Caller Yeah, you got pissed because I mumbled, though. Okay. Yeah, Pennywise, you guys are awesome. Or you're awesome, because not the whole band's there. But are you guys going to make any more CDs? Are you doing anything right now?

45:35🔗 Pennywise We're finishing up touring on this last record. And then over the summer, we're going to write some new songs. We're writing right now. And we'll probably put out a record before Christmas sometime. We're really excited about that. So, yeah, we're just going to keep going until, I don't know, they make a stop.

45:53🔗 Caller Yeah, definitely.

45:54🔗 Adam All right, Daniel.

45:56🔗 All right.

45:57🔗 Adam Thanks, everybody. Now, when did you call the show last?

46:00🔗 I don't know.

46:01🔗 Caller Like two, three weeks ago, probably.

46:03🔗 Adam Let's give it a couple months before he called back. And I hope he takes that in the spirit that it was intended.

46:11🔗 Drew Yeah.

46:11🔗 Adam Yes?

46:12🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

46:12🔗 Pennywise Keep listening, Daniel.

46:14🔗 Drew But don't call.

46:15🔗 Adam No, he's good people. He's got the big brow, which I like. Driving in here tonight, saw that Cardinal Sin of Cops where the cop car is going 48 on the freeway and everyone's scared to pass him because it's like you're driving on the freeway and there's the cop and he's going he's going 50 and LA. LA is nothing but fifty five and sixty, but you're never quite sure which zone you're in. And I'm somewhere in the middle of Hollywood trying to figure out where are we? We fifty five or we sixty? And then I so you start slowing down because you just don't want to pass him. And it's sort of like I guess when royalty would tour the grounds, no one wants to go running past them.

47:01🔗 Drew You know, the line higher than the king.

47:03🔗 Adam Right. So I think and then I think, no, it sort of feels more guilty me going 37 miles an hour on the freeway. I'm a junkie now. So I just blew past it.

47:13🔗 Drew There you go.

47:13🔗 Adam Feeling, feeling empowered. Yes, Drew. Yes.

47:15🔗 Pennywise Powered trip by the police.

47:17🔗 Adam We'll we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

47:20🔗 Caller All right, guys. Bottom line. Here's the deal. Looking to hook up. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person. One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.

47:28🔗 Drew 877-889-DATE.

47:34🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

47:36🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:40🔗 Caller Wow, wow, wow.

47:59🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Jim here tonight from Pennywise. Colby here tomorrow night from Survivor. And you know, there's a lot of weeks where we come around to Thursday, and it's like, wow, what happened to the week?

48:14🔗 Drew This is not that week.

48:15🔗 Adam No, it's not.

48:15🔗 Drew This is the opposite.

48:16🔗 Adam This could easily be Saturday. And we're barely into it.

48:20🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm here, here. Last week, vanished. Yeah.

48:23🔗 Adam Gone.

48:24🔗 Pennywise Gone.

48:25🔗 Adam This week, it's like some bad dream that won't end.

48:29🔗 Drew It's cause I was gone.

48:29🔗 Adam I'm back in. And Jim.

48:30🔗 Pennywise Fletcher could have been here though.

48:32🔗 Drew No, no, that's what I'm talking about.

48:33🔗 Adam Then, yeah, now we go into the realm of nightmare. It was just sort of an unpleasant dream. By the way, I would rather have a nightmare than some of the dreams I have, where it's just sort of general nuisance dreams. I came out and some guy dinged up my car. You know what I mean? Like sort of, I'd rather be chased by, you know, two-headed Satan. At least there's something to it rather than me just coming out. Ah, Christ, I'm gonna have to have this roughed out. It's my dreams, you know? Sort of general nuisance dreams.

49:01🔗 Drew Yeah, but they're very representative of you and your life.

49:05🔗 Adam Well, you know what they are?

49:06🔗 Drew They're the feeling of you.

49:07🔗 Pennywise Frustration.

49:09🔗 Adam I'm convinced they're there to make me glad I'm broken even when I wake up.

49:14🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

49:14🔗 Adam Because it's all relative.

49:16🔗 Drew Well, life is a hassle to you. Life is one big fender bender.

49:20🔗 Adam Yeah, I get up in the morning and I go, I'm gonna have to deal with that ding in the car. And then I go, no, wait, it was just a dream. Oh, I'm even. Not the Prince, but I didn't get the ding in the car. I'm just sort of, I'm even and I feel all right.

49:35🔗 Drew The feeling you describe with that dream is exactly the way you make me feel when you describe your work.

49:41🔗 Adam Really?

49:42🔗 Drew Yeah, like work is like a fender bender for you. It's like a pain in the neck, a hassle.

49:48🔗 Adam Well.

49:48🔗 Drew Right?

49:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

49:49🔗 Drew Yeah, work, yeah.

49:50🔗 Adam Yeah, not all work.

49:52🔗 Drew Really?

49:52🔗 Adam No, you know, I don't-

49:53🔗 Drew You like masturbating?

49:55🔗 Adam No, I don't mind writing on Kimmel's show.

49:58🔗 Drew Oh, really?

49:58🔗 Adam Yeah, because I don't really do that much of it.

50:00🔗 Drew No, you don't work, yeah.

50:01🔗 Adam Yeah, but I'm still, technically it's work, it's a job. I don't mind that.

50:05🔗 Drew I just have to make calls at work.

50:07🔗 Adam No, you know what I've truthfully found?

50:09🔗 Drew That's good.

50:10🔗 Adam I do like-

50:10🔗 Drew See if you find what you like, at least.

50:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I like actually, I'd rather be a roadie than in the band. I like actually showing up for the event and stuff, but not actually having to do anything.

50:21🔗 Pennywise The pressure of performance, yeah.

50:24🔗 Adam Yeah, it was nice. Today, at the writers' tables, the big things, like Quentin Tarantino is gonna be co-hosting with Jimmy tonight, and we're trying to figure out, we're gonna do a bit with him, how are we gonna do this, and there's emotions and tempers are flaring, and listen, people, this is for tonight's show. We gotta get, and I was sitting at the end of the table thinking, I hope you guys figure this one out. That's great.

50:48🔗 Caller I'm hungry, yeah, you know?

50:51🔗 Drew It's like Homer sitting there watching life go by. Yeah, you were dancing through donut land.

50:56🔗 Adam I do, and I do want it to work out.

50:58🔗 Drew Of course.

50:58🔗 Adam And we'll occasionally offer a suggestion, but hey, knock yourselves out.

51:03🔗 Drew I saw you work, we went up and spoke at Stanford, you did a little session by the phone. It was basically, you know, Sky.

51:11🔗 Adam Telling jokes over the phone.

51:13🔗 Caller Yeah, and let's see.

51:15🔗 Caller Yeah, that's right.

51:16🔗 Adam It's like he has a lava or something. It becomes surreal doing monologue jokes over the phone.

51:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:23🔗 Adam When it's like, oh, let's see.

51:24🔗 Drew It's more surreal listening to you dictate to some poor sap at the other end.

51:29🔗 Adam Okay, Janet Jackson and her boob. Let's see, what else we got? Gas prices, they're going up two cents. What do we got? Yeah, that's expensive. No?

51:41🔗 Drew That's funny.

51:42🔗 Adam It's not funny. Well, if you deliver it the way I would do it, it would be funny.

51:46🔗 Caller That's expensive.

51:49🔗 Drew Cowbell?

51:50🔗 Adam Yeah, then hit the triangle. All right. All right, Drew, stop bothering me. Jake?

51:57🔗 Yeah.

51:58🔗 Adam You're 17?

51:59🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

52:00🔗 Adam Yeah, see? Jake's gonna take my approach to work one day.

52:04🔗 Caller He's got it, yeah.

52:05🔗 Adam You may have what we call not having it. It?

52:09🔗 Caller Yeah. All right, is that not taking it?

52:13🔗 Drew Not having it, Jake.

52:14🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I got.

52:15🔗 Drew What's up?

52:16🔗 Adam I got what they call not it.

52:17🔗 Caller Not it. All right, well, what my problem is, is I have gone from masturbating about maybe two or three times a day to I'd say about five or six times a day. And it's only been since I've started taking a new medication. And it's a difficult for epilepsy.

52:43🔗 Drew For epilepsy.

52:45🔗 Caller I was wondering if that medication was what was doing it or maybe something else or what.

52:51🔗 Drew Well, have you been sleeping less lately?

52:55🔗 Caller No, really the only thing that I've been noticing that's changed is that obviously, and I'm just kind of like nauseous getting used to the medication. I think that's really.

53:05🔗 Drew It's hard for me to imagine, given that it's for, you're taking the Depakote for seizure disorder and not for manic depression. The one thing that you'd sort of look at is, gee, could you be becoming manic and really could that be part of your seizure disorder for some reason, but you don't sound manic. You don't describe any manic symptoms.

53:21🔗 Adam I just barely got a pulse.

53:22🔗 Drew Yeah, and Depakote does not typically cause increased sex drive. So yeah, and medicines of course can, but.

53:29🔗 Adam Normally would cut into it a little, right?

53:31🔗 Drew Depakote's fairly neutral. It makes you eat more basically.

53:34🔗 Caller It makes you gain weight.

53:34🔗 Adam Really? Why does it make you eat more?

53:37🔗 Drew These things, all these medicines affect skin health centers and things, yeah.

53:41🔗 Caller Would there be a, so basically I guess the answer would be that the Depakote isn't doing that.

53:48🔗 Drew I would be hard pressed to say it was your Depakote, but what's the nature of your seizure disorder? Did you have a head injury or something?

53:54🔗 Caller Yeah, well, I'm not exactly 100% sure, but when I was around six or seven, I had a back, like one of those portable basketball hoops fell down on top of the back of my head. And they hit me, so the hard blows to the head can...

54:10🔗 Adam It was just the one though, right?

54:12🔗 Caller What's that?

54:13🔗 Drew One will do it.

54:16🔗 Caller The doctor's not 100% sure, but he's like, well, I'd be pretty, I bet that that's what caused it.

54:23🔗 Drew That makes good sense to me.

54:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:25🔗 Drew All right, but I actually ought to bring it up with your doctor, what's going on with this, because it is a little bit peculiar. This isn't sort of, really, five times a day, I look into it, as they say.

54:35🔗 Adam He's not gonna bring this up with his doctor.

54:36🔗 Drew He should. Just tell him to increase sex drive, really increase sex drive.

54:41🔗 Adam Yeah, 17.

54:42🔗 Drew He'll translate what that means.

54:43🔗 Adam That's 13 times a day.

54:45🔗 Drew Yeah, really increased.

54:47🔗 Adam You know, he's gonna size Jacob, realize he is womanless, and then realize what increased sex drive means.

54:52🔗 Caller Yeah, but he's obviously not a man.

54:54🔗 Caller All right, all right.

54:57🔗 Adam Also, couldn't he stop?

55:00🔗 Drew Stop masturbating.

55:01🔗 Adam Or at least, you know, reeling in just a little bit.

55:03🔗 Drew That'd be an interesting experiment. See if he could.

55:06🔗 Adam I think even I could pull this off.

55:09🔗 Drew Yeah, for a day or two.

55:10🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. And then, speaking of pull off, yeah, then it's time to get down to business. So give it like 36 hours or something, then really go sick on myself.

55:21🔗 Pennywise Yeah, take yourself out to dinner.

55:23🔗 Adam That's right. Big night.

55:25🔗 Drew That's what happened.

55:30🔗 Adam Rebecca? You're 26. Hey.

55:36🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

55:37🔗 Adam That's all right. What's up?

55:39🔗 Caller I have ovarian dyskinesis.

55:42🔗 Drew You have what?

55:47🔗 Caller Yeah, that my uterus, cervix, all that, never really developed. Mostly the ovaries are almost non-existent. So I was given hormones. This was at 13, induced menopause and so I-

56:03🔗 Drew Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. They gave you hormones because you were already in menopause, right?

56:09🔗 Caller Well, see, I don't even understand how this all works. No kidding.

56:13🔗 Adam How did they find out some- hold on. How did they find out something was wrong in the first place?

56:17🔗 Drew She probably didn't get puberty at the right age.

56:19🔗 Caller Exactly. I had hypothyroidism very severely, and so the endocrinologist started to investigate it. And he was the one who diagnosed it, basically.

56:28🔗 Drew Now, do you have an underdeveloped system, or do you have an autoimmune system that attacks your glands?

56:36🔗 Caller See, this is what I'm really curious about, because a couple years ago I came down with rheumatoid arthritis. That's a million questions I could ask you.

56:44🔗 Drew Okay, well, did you have Graves' disease, or did you have hypothyroidism? Well, usually Graves, but thyroid disease of various types goes along with rheumatoid arthritis, but there are multiple endocrine failure syndromes where your immune system, in addition to attacking the joints, attacks your endocrine system.

57:01🔗 Adam Hold on a second, Drew. Are you a real doctor, or just a love doctor? Yeah.

57:11🔗 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

57:14🔗 Caller That's what I'm talking about.

57:17🔗 Adam So, Rebecca, this is bad, right?

57:21🔗 Caller Yeah, well, my current question stems from worrying about HRT, or Hormone Therapy, and I've been having it for so long.

57:31🔗 Drew But technically, you're not HRT, because you are just like you're getting thyroid replacement for a gland that's failed. You're getting endocrine, or rather, estrogen replacement for an ovary that's failed. Come 50, 60 years of age, then they would talk about taking you off it. You absolutely need it now. You would have abnormal sexual functioning, you would get dryness, you would get bone disease. Are you getting dryness?

57:59🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I went and I hadn't been, I have to admit, I hadn't been taking my kill hormones.

58:08🔗 Drew I reckon it's rather serious for you because you'll get bone disease, you'll get osteoporosis at a pretty young age.

58:15🔗 Adam Are you married?

58:17🔗 Caller No, but I have a boyfriend, so I saw an OBGYN and talked to them and they gave me a cream, yes. Where do you put the cream?

58:27🔗 Drew In the inside. In the chute? I wonder where does it go at?

58:35🔗 Adam Where does it go? I don't know.

58:37🔗 Drew Dysgenesis, is that right? So you go. You need to take your medicine. Your body doesn't produce these hormones. You've got to take them by mouth.

58:49🔗 Adam How do they put them up there?

58:51🔗 Drew Well, the cream is a deficient estrogen. You get dryness and sort of a thinning of the vaginal lining and the vulva lining. And so they put a cream all around it inside and it beefs it up again.

59:03🔗 Adam I've got to do with them. There's no...

59:04🔗 Drew There's no rubbing involved.

59:06🔗 Adam Those sticks you use to get honey out of the jar. They're sort of multi-layered.

59:11🔗 Drew Yeah, with a little round, a little honey hive on the end of it. That's exactly what they used to do. I would think that would work. Whatever's laying around. It looks more like a little pocket rocket. It's got a little plunge on it. It looks like you put it in.

59:27🔗 Adam Then when it comes out of your nose, you know you've topped off. You're good. Alright, well that's good times.

59:38🔗 Drew Let me see what she's on for rheumatoid arthritis. She's probably on a growth hormone.

59:43🔗 Adam Rebecca? What are you on for the arthritis?

59:47🔗 Caller I have Remicade and Methotrexate, among other things.

59:52🔗 Drew Have you tried Humira or any of the other ones?

59:54🔗 Caller No, I hadn't tried this.

59:56🔗 Drew It's the same thing. Well, Methotrex you'll take with the Remicade or these two-miner process factor inhibitors.

1:00:02🔗 Caller This is good times.

1:00:04🔗 Adam If I had diabetes, I'd go in there and they'd go, Mr. Corolla, you have diabetes. I'd say, take it now. Just take it now, because I can't. I won't be able to keep up.

1:00:17🔗 Caller You want an arm? I'll tell you what.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Or how long does it take for one of those wheelchairs to move with your mouth? Go get one of those.

1:00:24🔗 Caller This is it.

1:00:25🔗 Adam I can barely brush my teeth. I can barely use my other arm to hold the arm that's holding the brush. That's how difficult even tooth brushing is for major. I couldn't imagine all the pills and the stuff in the food. I'd be like...

1:00:46🔗 Drew By the way, she may get diabetes too with all this.

1:00:49🔗 Adam Take it now. That'd be my thing.

1:00:52🔗 Drew Oh, please, Drew.

1:00:54🔗 Adam Leave her be. Let the woman die in dignity.

1:00:57🔗 Drew She's taking care of herself.

1:01:01🔗 Adam Rebecca?

1:01:05🔗 Caller Don't worry about all the scary hormone replacement.

1:01:08🔗 Drew No, that does not apply to you.

1:01:09🔗 Adam Diabetes too?

1:01:12🔗 Caller No, and I'm almost off the pregnant zone.

1:01:15🔗 Drew Good. So you're just on the Remicade.

1:01:18🔗 Adam You're God-fearing woman?

1:01:23🔗 Caller Whatever it takes to take care of all my problems.

1:01:28🔗 Adam I like that. Take that medication.

1:01:31🔗 Drew You live in a time when there's things like Remicade that can put rheumatoid arthritis into remission rather readily. So that's good times.

1:01:36🔗 Adam You know what I like? I like the real kind of sinning radio when they do this. You take that medication because we need you around for a long time because we're going to be somehow dependent on the person to call. I know it sounds morbid, but you know, I'm not talking about us.

1:01:49🔗 Drew I hear the...

1:01:57🔗 Adam What do they take there, Drew? Is it praise zone? Is it a praise zone?

1:02:51🔗 Caller I think what they're doing is great. There was one time in Maui over there with the first X Ace Gorilla out there, we tried to do a little sermon. I got myself a lawnmower. I wouldn't say the thing was a lawnmower. Down who I'm not.

1:03:06🔗 Adam 727.

1:03:07🔗 Caller 27 after 7 o'clock. Big Jim here from the... No, don't do it.

1:07:20🔗 Adam We got bogus on this one, Tracy. Did she hang up or she just...

1:07:29🔗 Drew No.

1:07:30🔗 Adam This is a bogus call, Tracy.

1:07:32🔗 Drew But thanks for not hanging up. That was good. Thanks for hanging in. Most people would just run off scared. Tracy's hanging in.

1:07:38🔗 Adam Let me say this, Tracy, and I really get serious on the show, but we're here to help people. People like our last caller. They have serious diseases. This woman had rheumatoid arthritis. You come calling in. You're talking about...

1:08:02🔗 Caller About... Drew, I tell the time the old lady tried to turn the double-donger on the instrument. That was not a pretty sight. 7.33. Still 7.33.

1:08:21🔗 Adam Built the time machine, went back. Jimmy and Pennywise, set right a foundation.

1:08:33🔗 Caller Mattress in Lanes on the 405.

1:08:36🔗 Adam Look out for brake lights.

1:08:37🔗 Caller Cll Trans at work.

1:08:38🔗 Drew Cll Trans at work.

1:08:39🔗 Caller Slow and go on the 405. All right, this thing is just a prank.

1:08:47🔗 Adam What's the name of that, Drew?

1:08:48🔗 Caller I'll tell you what I can do to this prank. I had kind of all the shit I could do on the old L.

1:09:32🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew Colby. And here tomorrow night from Survivor, Jim here tonight from Pennywise, and Surf Rider Foundation is putting on a Earth Day event at Manhattan Beach. Beautiful beach out there. Strand, rollerblading, hot chicks, it's all good. It's going on, first time I've ever said it's all good, Drew. April 24th, that's this Saturday. Go down there, sign up, do whatever you want, watch, participate, www.surfrider.org.

1:10:04🔗 Drew I forget, is there a pier in Manhattan Beach?

1:10:06🔗 Pennywise Yeah.

1:10:06🔗 Drew Is it by the pier?

1:10:08🔗 Pennywise It's about a mile north of the pier. And Hermosa Beach has got named the best beach in America.

1:10:15🔗 Adam Really?

1:10:16🔗 Pennywise Yeah, by Reader's Digest. Really?

1:10:19🔗 Drew Why?

1:10:20🔗 Adam What the hell do the people from Reader's Digest know about beaches?

1:10:23🔗 Drew I spent a lot of time in Hermosa in high school.

1:10:25🔗 Pennywise Yeah, they say it's clean and near shops and bars and everything.

1:10:29🔗 Drew The town's gotten nice.

1:10:30🔗 Adam It's a good time. You know what's kind of nice about the nature that we didn't really know back in the 70s is it repairs itself, which is nice. I mean, and if you think about it, why wouldn't it? I mean, you get a cut in your hand. It's not like, you know, you cut yourself on a bottle cap when you're nine. It's not like you're 49 and walking around with an open wound.

1:10:51🔗 Drew Well, the rhetoric we got in the 70s was we've crossed some threshold where it can no longer absorb any of this. We've, it's too late. We were spiraling out of control. Remember all that?

1:11:01🔗 Adam Well, but it, yes. But it was also, I think back in the day, there was this notion that once you pollute a river, that river or lake or body of water is polluted.

1:11:15🔗 Drew No, it's dead.

1:11:15🔗 Adam Yeah, well, but I mean, what I mean is, is it's not like we had a rich history of bouncing back from pollution. We just thought it was, and it sort of makes sense. Like you dump enough crap into Lake Michigan, and Lake Michigan becomes polluted, and then you move to another lake. This whole idea of nature sort of repairing itself, if we leave it alone, you know, it's like, you, we stop cutting on ourselves and the body will heal and move forward. It's kind of nice. And I think that's going on quite a bit with the Bay out here.

1:11:50🔗 Pennywise Yeah, it has gotten better. I mean, it was really bad for a while. And plus you got Hyperion, one place to treat all the crap from the entire LA basin and a lot of runoff, you know, I mean, not to get on the soapbox, but there are a lot of things people can do, you know, pesticides, no pesticides, obviously, conserve water, not be watering off your driveways. And, you know, obviously no oil down the storm drains because all the storm drains in LA go straight to the beach.

1:12:22🔗 Adam And where do, in other cities, where do they go? I mean, like in New York, the storm drains can't go to the beach, or can they? Or they go to the river? Do they just hit the river? The water works. In Chicago, does it go right to the river? We always sort of make a special effort to say, it goes, this runs right to the, right to the ocean. It seems like a bad plan. Maybe, maybe.

1:12:47🔗 Pennywise That's all we could come up with.

1:12:49🔗 Adam I understand it. Is there a way to treat that? Is there a way to divert it? You know what I'm saying?

1:12:54🔗 Drew By the way, it all goes to the river in reality.

1:12:56🔗 Adam Right.

1:12:56🔗 Drew And then that goes to the ocean. So they could catch it.

1:12:59🔗 Adam Right.

1:13:00🔗 Drew Interesting.

1:13:00🔗 Adam All right. I'm just, maybe it's too much volume to deal with. But I would imagine every city is laid out this way, right?

1:13:06🔗 Drew You think.

1:13:07🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:08🔗 Adam It's not just us. Yeah, us and Chicago.

1:13:11🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:11🔗 Adam Let's go to the phones and speak to Michelle, Michelle who's 19. Michelle?

1:13:19🔗 Drew She's talking about Chicago. Reminds me that'll be an O'Hare at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning.

1:13:23🔗 Adam Oh, everybody from police wake up at 445, 450. Look at the clock.

1:13:28🔗 Caller Hug a loved one if you need to.

1:13:30🔗 Drew And then there's that walk from the C gates to the B gates.

1:13:34🔗 Pennywise Oh, they're trying to do that here, right? Those are the worst.

1:13:38🔗 Adam So here, which one's a giant U where you can sort of look through the glass and see at a distance where you need to be? Yeah, there's several million miles of carpet between you and that destination.

1:13:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:13:51🔗 Adam All right, people, let's stop moving. Just relax, everyone, with the movement. Stay home, Drew. Michelle?

1:13:59🔗 Caller Hey, Adam, I love you so much.

1:14:01🔗 Adam Thanks, baby doll.

1:14:04🔗 Drew Thanks, Michelle. What's going on?

1:14:05🔗 Caller I wanted to know what the long-term effects of methamphetamine use is.

1:14:10🔗 Drew Well, hopefully nothing other than triggering a very severe illness we call addiction and that would need to be treated because anything now that you, any substances that you use will continue to fuel that disease process. The more significant problems that a lot of people get into with methamphetamine though is they get a disruption, or destruction in fact, of parts of the very deep structures in the brain and one of the evidence that might be going on would be if you're having memory problems. So short-term memory problems and mood problems, depression, those are the hallmarks that people are stuck with after a lot of speed use.

1:14:45🔗 Caller How do you know if you're an addict?

1:14:48🔗 Drew You can't stop using. You want to stop but you can't.

1:14:51🔗 Caller Because I've been clean for four months.

1:14:54🔗 Drew That's good. Maybe you're not. The hallmark is not stopping in spite of consequences. And then also biological history, some evidence of alcoholism or addiction in your family history.

1:15:05🔗 Caller Yeah, because I don't know about that but like...

1:15:07🔗 Drew Are you adopted?

1:15:09🔗 Caller My mom is.

1:15:11🔗 Drew Is she an addict? Okay, so you may have inherited that gene from her.

1:15:21🔗 Adam Here's the thing. In a speed is such a horrible drug. I mean, I understand the allure of many drugs.

1:15:26🔗 Drew Did you smoke a pot, Michelle?

1:15:27🔗 Caller What?

1:15:27🔗 Drew Did you smoke a pot? You were off everything for four months?

1:15:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:34🔗 Drew You were off everything?

1:15:35🔗 Caller Yeah, and it's horrible because that's all I think about.

1:15:39🔗 Drew Yeah, you've got to get some recovery here. You've got to be treated so you're not what we call white-knuckling. Because white-knuckling, it's like trying not to eat. Eventually you're going to eat. Right. Eventually.

1:15:50🔗 Adam You're going to go. If you're obsessed with it, if you're consumed with it, it's not going to work.

1:15:54🔗 Drew People understand about addiction. That's what addiction is. Because it's a usurpation, it's an overtaking of the motivational systems of the brain. Everything, every powerful motivation is about going back and using everything. It usurps eating and socializing and everything else. It's all taken over by this one need. And that doesn't go away.

1:16:14🔗 Adam Well, that's why you lose your family and your job and your car and everything.

1:16:18🔗 Drew And that's why you can't stay abstinent. That's why you go back.

1:16:22🔗 Adam What about Rachel, who fell off a roof after getting wisdom tooth pulled? Sounds interesting. Rachel?

1:16:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:31🔗 Adam You fell off a roof after getting a wisdom tooth pulled.

1:16:34🔗 Caller Yeah, I got all four of them pulled on Monday. Last Monday, not this Monday. And Tuesday night I went out with some friends and around 5.30 I took a Motrin 800 for my swelling because my teeth were like, you know, and I went out to a high school where my friends were all hanging out because we don't have no cars, you know, or whatever, and so I took maybe six shots or something, but that didn't-

1:17:07🔗 Adam Of what?

1:17:08🔗 Caller That wasn't like-

1:17:09🔗 Adam What did you take shots of?

1:17:11🔗 Caller It was like cheap and I wasn't like wasted or anything, you know.

1:17:15🔗 Drew A 16-year-old took six shots of vodka. My goodness.

1:17:18🔗 Caller That's just a primer.

1:17:20🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd do that in the morning before I headed out to a homeroom. I like the stuff in this like squeeze bottle, like that foggy plastic, so crazy Russian name. Alright.

1:17:35🔗 Drew What's the question?

1:17:36🔗 Caller Well, I went on the roof later on and I went to get off and I fell from like maybe 13 feet. It wasn't a fall. I like, you're supposed to hang and then swing forward a little and drop, you know.

1:17:48🔗 Adam Oh, you were like breaking into the school. You're sitting on the roof of the gym drinking shots of vodka.

1:17:54🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. And...

1:17:58🔗 Adam Were you on the gym?

1:17:59🔗 Caller No, we were on a, like on a hallway.

1:18:03🔗 Adam This is, hold on a second. This is albino white trash, by the way. Because first off, when you're, you know, when you're white trash, you go up to the roof to do your nasty business. Here's where the trouble happens, on the roof and in the basement. The middle part of the structure is fine. No problems there. As a matter of fact, they don't go there because that's where the schooling and learning and stuff goes on. I'll be up on the roof doing shots and playing with the pigeons, or I'll be down in the basement killing a hooker. This is, these are your choices. I'm trying to build a woman out of like some fallopian tubing I took from another hooker. But yeah, go up to the roof because it's like how cats sit on the refrigerator. It's safe up there when you're 16 and you're drinking. You can hear keys coming down the hole.

1:18:45🔗 Drew So she tried to flip down into the building and fell.

1:18:48🔗 Adam She did hang drop. She did that thing where you hang on the gutter. But she fell. Yeah. I guess so. Five shots.

1:18:57🔗 Caller What happened was I kind of like got a head rush I guess from the hang. And I went to let go and my right hand kind of hooked onto it. And I was kind of like trying to drop. And it gave me like half a spin, you know. Like maybe a three quarters of the way.

1:19:15🔗 Adam Yeah, you did a little cartwheel.

1:19:17🔗 Caller No, not a cartwheel. Like a spin. Like a cork.

1:19:20🔗 Adam Oh, you're scooping cork wise. That's not bad.

1:19:24🔗 Caller And I landed on my feet, but I hit my face on a hand railing like a pole. And I got a black eye from it. And like I hit my nose like right under my nose, like where my teeth are. Uh-oh. And I think I might have messed up like my congestion. Because like I've had allergies, but I have dry allergies. And now I'm really congested. And I like.

1:19:44🔗 Drew Well, that's all just swelling from the injury. You might have broken your nose. You could have fractured the cartilage in your nose.

1:19:51🔗 Caller I went to the doctor and got x-rays, but it's not true.

1:19:54🔗 Adam I know the doctor. I can imagine the doctor like after he got the wisdom tooth pulled like, okay, I want you to stay elevated. Put some cotton packs in there. Don't whack your face on any steel railing, please. I need to pile drive your own head into metal poles.

1:20:13🔗 Drew I need to straighten something out.

1:20:14🔗 Adam And just by the way, for just the next 10 to 14 days.

1:20:18🔗 Caller And then go back to the pile driving head.

1:20:19🔗 Drew But here's the deal. I need to straighten something out because people are always saying to me, well, she didn't break her leg. She fractured it. No break, no break, fracture. Ladies and gentlemen, fracture and break, same word. Same word. There is no difference. A fracture is a break.

1:20:36🔗 Adam And then a compound fracture is a break, clean through.

1:20:39🔗 Drew No, compound, coming out.

1:20:41🔗 Adam It has to be coming out.

1:20:42🔗 Drew A displaced fracture means it moves to the point that the alignment of the bone is off now.

1:20:47🔗 Adam Right, that's a clear throw.

1:20:48🔗 Drew A through and through, displaced fracture.

1:20:50🔗 Adam That's displaced. It's a nice thing to think about. I, you know, it's funny, Rachel's talking about taking her motrin and then doing the six shots. Because people do this, it's like, we talk to people all the time where they go like, I went to this bar, I drank a party ball of Jägermeister, and the next thing you know this dude was on top of me, and I think he may put something in my drink. I think I was drugged. I did 30 shots of Jäger. Why would he need to waste a roofie on you? You know what the new one is? I'm realizing it's food poisoning. I was working with a guy when I was in New York, day of the big show, he was vomiting the whole morning. I was in his hotel room, it's like noon, he keeps heaving, he's trying to type something, he's heaving, he's writing, he's heaving. I said, well, Jordan, what happened? He met Jordan, he's coming in, he says, dude, I think I got food poisoning. I'm like, what happened? I was out boozing until about 4 a.m. At some point, it's cramped, you know, it's like, well, how much were you drinking? Hold on, I've got to vomit. He comes back and is like, I had about nine vodka Collins and a few shots. It's like, you weren't food poisoning, you were poison poisoning. You drank too much.

1:22:10🔗 Drew You boozed until 5 a.m.

1:22:13🔗 Adam and now vomiting at 11.30 the following morning means you're hungover.

1:22:17🔗 Drew The vomiting can be alcohol withdrawal, which is hangover. It can be gastritis, which is inflammation in the stomach, very common, and pancreatitis.

1:22:24🔗 Adam What's going on with the food?

1:22:25🔗 Caller By the way, food poisoning is rare.

1:22:27🔗 Drew By comparison to what it is in settings like that, it would be rare.

1:22:30🔗 Adam Food poisoning got a new publicist about three years ago, and it's all over the place. Because every time, like, there's a guy that's like, we had this at work a few weeks back. I had the flu. I was heaving. I was the only one in show for work, by the way. Everyone else showed up. Yeah, Jimmy had to point that out on the show. The only guy that didn't show up, Adam. Two other guys had the flu and made it in, too.

1:22:56🔗 Drew Oh, that was the weekend I had to keep calling.

1:22:59🔗 Adam I was heaving.

1:23:00🔗 Drew You were like, your wife was convinced he was going to die.

1:23:03🔗 Adam I threw up like a man. I don't do any of this pussy crap.

1:23:06🔗 Caller I'm like...

1:23:10🔗 Caller Traffic and weather.

1:23:12🔗 Adam I was bugging out like a wacky pack card or something. Like, no, I'm like the guy who drove the...

1:23:20🔗 Caller Rat-Fink.

1:23:20🔗 Adam Yeah, Rat-Fink. I was just doing like the fox in the cartoon that saw the hot chick or the wolf.

1:23:26🔗 Pennywise That would kill me now.

1:23:27🔗 Adam Boom! So it's credible violent heaving. But the point is everybody...

1:23:32🔗 Caller Well, food poisoning. Food poisoning.

1:23:34🔗 Adam And it's like, no, I had the flu. I had the flu. No, you had food poisoning. And there's another guy who ate lunch with us who got it. And it's like, yeah, but there was another 15 of us who were fine.

1:23:45🔗 Drew And, by the way, the virus could have gotten everybody, too.

1:23:48🔗 Caller Sure, it's going around.

1:23:49🔗 Adam People all work together. I just want to know, why is everything food poisoning now? When did it get back involved?

1:23:55🔗 Drew Good question. And people don't have any idea what they're talking about.

1:23:58🔗 Adam No, and why do they like it so much? Like, I would rather just have the flu. I don't like the idea of eating a piece of shrimp that some guy wiped some fecal matter on. I'd rather just get sick. You know what I mean? It's a piece of bay shrimp that's been up a guy's ass.

1:24:12🔗 Caller That's understandable.

1:24:14🔗 Drew I mean, you know, if you want to do it yourself, you want to choose to have that.

1:24:18🔗 Adam Let's work this out because I did the food I've done. We've done this a couple times, the food poisoning math, and this is just to straighten it out for everybody. I've had food poisoning twice. Each time it came in 12 hours after the questionable food was eaten.

1:24:34🔗 Caller Yes, 8 to 12 hours, period.

1:24:35🔗 Adam Now, people think that you get food poisoning and you're throwing up later that night from dinner.

1:24:40🔗 Drew Unusual. You wake up in the middle of the night.

1:24:43🔗 Adam If you ate dinner at 7.30 in the evening, you wake up at 5 in the morning. It's not 10 o'clock that night. You don't know it. Well, I don't know. How does that work? It doesn't hit you?

1:24:55🔗 Drew It's a toxin. It has to get into your system. It has to build. Yeah, absolutely.

1:24:58🔗 Adam Here's how I know. I did a clinical study on how food poisoning works, which is we ate lunch at the Man Show at 2 o'clock, which we ate every time we taped. At 2 o'clock, there was a bad thing of like oyster soup going along. Jimmy convinced me to eat it. I was saying to him, this tastes like crap. Something's wrong with this. He said it's smoked oysters. This is how it's supposed to be. Everybody ate it. And then that night, everyone piled onto a bus to go to a bachelor party. We went to a strip joint in like City of Industry. We went out to the Peppermint Rhino or something, or the Hippo, the Purple Hippo, or whatever the hell. Anyway, the point is, coming home, it was 2.30, and everybody was crapping all over themself.

1:25:42🔗 Drew They were diuretics.

1:25:42🔗 Caller They were coming out of the ass.

1:25:44🔗 Adam Yeah, and probably some heaving later on, too.

1:25:46🔗 Caller Yeah, that's food poisoning.

1:25:48🔗 Adam And the point is, it was right at 12 hours, and it was 20 guys. So that was my experiment. We all ate at the same time. We all crapped ourselves at the same time.

1:25:58🔗 Drew Well, diarrhea and abdominal pain is food poisoning, not just the vomiting. Just vomiting alone would be rare food poisoning.

1:26:05🔗 Pennywise Right.

1:26:05🔗 Caller So, so, kiddies, it's about 12 hours.

1:26:07🔗 Adam Is it different with different food?

1:26:08🔗 Drew Yes. Well, different bacterium.

1:26:10🔗 Adam Chicken different than shrimp.

1:26:12🔗 Drew Chicken is Campbell of actor. Oysters is Vibrio species.

1:26:18🔗 Caller Are you a real doctor? Just a love doctor.

1:26:23🔗 Drew And then the dairy stuff, the sour cream, that stuff, that's staff, and that's the common one.

1:26:28🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:28🔗 Adam But all takes good 8-12 hours to kick in.

1:26:31🔗 Drew Some are longer than others, yeah.

1:26:33🔗 Caller Jim here from Pennywise.

1:26:34🔗 Caller Take a quick break.

1:26:36🔗 Adam 7-20, 7-25. We'll be right back. I'm Adam.

1:26:48🔗 Drew We didn't hear another Pennywise song?

1:26:50🔗 Adam No. We're OK. No, it's too late, Drew. We're out of... We're almost out of show. We love Pennywise. I've heard it. What do you mean, do we need to? May we?

1:27:01🔗 Drew Might we?

1:27:02🔗 Adam Please hear another Pennywise song?

1:27:03🔗 Drew Let's do it.

1:27:04🔗 Adam No. Oh. No, I know. We love Pennywise, but we're going to take like a call and a half. I got to do my radio gibberish for 20 minutes, and then that's the show. All right. Lisa? You're 23? What's up? Great.

1:27:22🔗 Drew Happy birthday.

1:27:23🔗 Pennywise Happy birthday.

1:27:28🔗 Caller I just had a baby.

1:27:32🔗 Drew Yes?

1:27:34🔗 Caller Four months ago. She'll be four months from the 22nd. Mm-hmm. And I have had one period since, and it was excruciatingly painful, the just pressure.

1:27:46🔗 Drew Excruciatingly?

1:27:47🔗 Caller And so I told somebody. Go ahead. So I called like an Ask-a-Nurse, and I don't have insurance anymore.

1:27:58🔗 Adam But that's a new word she's making. Another word she's making up for saying, I called like an Ask-a-Nurse.

1:28:04🔗 Caller Yeah, like a number you called.

1:28:07🔗 Adam And what did they say?

1:28:08🔗 Caller They said that my uterus is trying to drop down into my vagina.

1:28:15🔗 Drew Because of what?

1:28:16🔗 Caller Because of my muscles. When I delivered, she broke my tailbone, so I wasn't able to really, I wasn't able to do a lot. I wasn't able to use any kind of muscle or do any kind of exercise or anything.

1:28:28🔗 Adam When you say she broke your tailbone, you're talking about your daughter?

1:28:31🔗 Drew Push them through the canal, things broke.

1:28:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:33🔗 Drew Did you break your tailbone or did you tear your rectum?

1:28:36🔗 Caller Broke my tailbone.

1:28:37🔗 Drew And tore your rectum? So you had a through and through tear, vaginal and rectal tear. Yeah.

1:28:43🔗 Adam Hold on, remember our time on heaving?

1:28:45🔗 Drew How come they didn't do it in a PZO?

1:28:48🔗 Caller Did you break your tailbone giving birth?

1:28:50🔗 Drew Listen, you guys, you don't appreciate that one out of five women would die in childbirth because babies couldn't get out.

1:28:57🔗 Adam That's a long time ago.

1:28:58🔗 Drew Yeah, but still it's very traumatic sometimes. How come they didn't do a PZO on you?

1:29:03🔗 Caller Between the time that my water broke and the time that I delivered, I went from a four to a plus two and she was already crowning.

1:29:09🔗 Drew And you weren't in the hospital?

1:29:10🔗 Caller Yeah, I was in the hospital.

1:29:12🔗 Drew And they still didn't do a PZO on you?

1:29:16🔗 Adam Four, you mean centimeters?

1:29:17🔗 Drew She was coming through.

1:29:18🔗 Caller I was four centimeters when my water broke.

1:29:20🔗 Drew And somebody told you your uterus is prolapsing? No, it's not.

1:29:23🔗 Caller Okay.

1:29:24🔗 Drew So what's your question?

1:29:25🔗 Adam How do you break your tailbone?

1:29:26🔗 Drew The kid comes through and just smashes it on the way through.

1:29:30🔗 Adam It's like you gave birth to a wrecking ball.

1:29:36🔗 Drew You're not diabetic, are you?

1:29:38🔗 Adam No.

1:29:38🔗 Drew Okay.

1:29:43🔗 Adam I don't know what kind of pressure. You're not diabetic, are you? Immediately. Maybe if the nurse wasn't there, I'd show the kid the back of my hand. You don't break daddy's bone.

1:29:54🔗 Drew Let me hear what Lisa's got.

1:29:55🔗 Adam Daddy's ass bone. He used that to sit on.

1:29:57🔗 Drew What is your question?

1:29:58🔗 Adam Very important.

1:29:59🔗 Caller When, what would the pressure be? Because it's like a painful pressure, like in my, in my crotch. I don't know.

1:30:07🔗 Drew It could be a hundred things. There's absolutely no, you may have, you may have erectocele or cystocele now, maybe how the things healed. You had, you had the sutures on and stuff, right?

1:30:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:18🔗 Drew And you had a follow-up? Did you check with the doctor after your delivery?

1:30:21🔗 Caller I had, I had one. They canceled my other one and then my insurance went up, so I've only, I only would see one.

1:30:27🔗 Drew You need to get yourself to a county facility and see what's going on. It'd be very unlikely if you have a prolapse at your young age, even after a big traumatic childbirth like this. There's lots and lots of things that can be going on here and you've got to get your periods started up again, regularized. It could be a hundred different things.

1:30:44🔗 Caller I mean, I know that my period's going to start again and that's when the pressure starts.

1:30:50🔗 Drew But again, maybe there's so many things that could be, and if you try to still, you could have some inflex, you could have some even retained products, all kinds of things it could be.

1:31:00🔗 Adam Hey, are you married?

1:31:02🔗 Caller No.

1:31:02🔗 Drew Get yourself to a county facility and just get this checked out. It's probably going to be okay.

1:31:07🔗 Caller Do I have a what?

1:31:08🔗 Adam You have a boyfriend?

1:31:10🔗 Caller No.

1:31:13🔗 Caller I was living in Hawaii when I got pregnant and I just moved back to Oregon.

1:31:16🔗 Drew Are you overweight?

1:31:19🔗 Caller I wasn't before I got pregnant.

1:31:21🔗 Drew You are now.

1:31:22🔗 Caller I weigh 155 now and I'm 5'7.

1:31:26🔗 Adam Go to a county facility, and I imagine county facility in Oregon would be like Shangri-La compared to like county USC. Of course.

1:31:36🔗 Drew I understand people that it's county facilities wherever you are will take care of you for free. If you show up, they are required to take care of you. And they are good for the most part.

1:31:45🔗 Adam When I used to not have insurance, I used to go to county USC and it was just hobos having a defecation competition in the hall. It's just lines of hobos and guys just crapping themselves. You're just sitting next to a guy with a rusty rebar sticking out of his neck and another guy is just shading, shedding virus, whatever, AIDS and hepatitis. Good times. It's great. Great.

1:32:18🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:32:21🔗 Adam But Oregon, I imagine, would be decent, right?

1:32:23🔗 Caller Of course. Everything is better in Oregon.

1:32:25🔗 Adam Everything is better in Oregon. Just go in there and throw yourself in the mercy of the Oregon court. Well, I didn't want to get into the part with no boyfriend, no husband, no nothing.

1:32:35🔗 Drew Let's get our health care taken care of. It's going to be fine. It could be some infection. It could be some growth left behind. It could be some prolapse of things from all the tearing and stuff that went on. Things may even need to be re-repaired, but get it checked out. It could be just a urine infection, for God's sake. It could be endometriosis.

1:32:50🔗 Adam We can't speculate, even though we spend two hours a night doing it. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:32:56🔗 Pennywise Alright.

1:33:10🔗 Adam All right, well, that's the show. Pennywise, everybody, Surf Rider Foundation, www.surfrider.org. Coming up this Saturday.

1:33:22🔗 Pennywise Come on down, everybody.

1:33:23🔗 Adam Beach, hot chicks, good times, sunshine, thong backs, fantastic. Jim, God bless you.

1:33:29🔗 Pennywise Thank you very much. Thanks for having me.

1:33:31🔗 Adam Much success, continued success for Pennywise, and come back anytime you like without Fletch. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

1:33:45🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Engeld. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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