Thursday, April 15, 2004

1:05🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. Antonio Sabàto Jr. is our guest tonight.

1:16🔗 Good evening.

1:17🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Good evening, everyone.

1:18🔗 Drew Adam, how dare you let the show interrupt our discussion?

1:20🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I know.

1:20🔗 Drew How dare you?

1:21🔗 Adam We were talking about earthquakes and how I read a report today that said a big one is going to hit Southern California area somewhere between now and like September 5th or something, so it's really like just four months.

1:35🔗 Drew Oh, that's interesting.

1:36🔗 Adam Yeah. So all you folks that were planning on moving out to Southern Cal, be prepared.

1:42🔗 Drew That's as opposed to the 400 other four-month intervals they predicted over the last five years.

1:48🔗 Adam Well, they they evidently were on the last time they did this. Yeah. So like I said, be prepared. And like I said, all you folks, we got people listening. They're in Utah. They're in Texas, another Texas place called Burbank. I'm sure where that is. Think twice before you head out to Southern California.

2:10🔗 Drew Please.

2:10🔗 Adam We got the sun. We got the babes. We also have the wrath of God. And if you think about it, the earth shaking. I mean, you can talk tornadoes, you can talk locusts, but shaking of the earth is really gone. He shook the San Fernando Valley.

2:26🔗 Drew He takes some kind of lightning bolt and throw it on the ground and make the whole thing shake.

2:30🔗 Adam That's right. And let me tell you something about earthquake. It doesn't know what religion you are. It doesn't know what color you are. It only knows if you're Korean and then it goes after you. That's what my grandparents always told me. So I felt better. All right. Where are we? Big earthquake hitting.

2:50🔗 Drew Now that's always a sort of a nefarious production though because he isn't going to be in Santa Barbara and San Diego. Where were we?

2:59🔗 Adam And also there's, you know, 700,000 miles of fault between here and Oregon.

3:05🔗 Drew Riverside is going to be in Birmingham.

3:06🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Well, this one, I think that, you know, we're going to be in the ocean somehow. You know, the California is going to be a part of, you know, Hawaii.

3:13🔗 Adam That'd be nice.

3:13🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Which it wouldn't be a bad idea. So since I live on the beach, then I'm looking forward to that. So maybe I'll just open the house and I'll be right on the beaches of Maui.

3:21🔗 Drew Just getting bored out.

3:22🔗 Adam It'd be great if I broke off in just such a way where your house became some sort of land bridge passage where you could charge incredible amounts of money for people and trucks to actually go buy your lawn. Like you had the only, you just put one of those lift gates like they had in Hogan's Heroes.

3:40🔗 Drew We're getting too crazy now.

3:42🔗 Adam Antonio is here plugging a little project called The Help, which airs Fridays at 9.30 on the wwwwb. And Season Finale airs this Friday, April 16th. That's this Friday. Yeah. Yeah, you play a self-absorbed fitness trainer. Still look good in your underpants, huh?

4:06🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, I try to do the best I can and what I have, you know.

4:09🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, you stay in shape. Antonio, probably most famous for his underpants ads, amongst other things. But and it's not a bad thing to be famous for.

4:20🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, I got a lot of them for free, which I was really happy about. Hey, we need underpants.

4:25🔗 Adam Calvin Klein stuff adds up, too. It's like 18, 20 bucks for a midway.

4:30🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

4:30🔗 Drew Get those long ones. Yeah.

4:31🔗 Adam Yeah. And here's the thing about the underpants. You get what you pay for. I mean, I used to get the the chub pack. The ones had like 37 in there and they're like eleven dollars.

4:42🔗 Drew Little red, white and blue striped down the elastic.

4:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, the white was just the white of the elastic. I think they had the red. Yeah.

4:49🔗 Drew That was a little blue stripe, tiny little pinstripe around your waist.

4:54🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

4:54🔗 Adam That was always that was always nice. But I'll tell you, everyone, do yourself a favor. Get the midway ones.

5:01🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. The midway boxer briefs.

5:04🔗 Adam And you know what? When you go out and buy socks, get the nappy ones.

5:08🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

5:08🔗 Adam You know, you get the ones that got some cush to them. Gold toe ones are nice, but don't get the little skimpy ones. Yeah.

5:14🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They won't last you long.

5:15🔗 Adam All right. So WB, The Help, this Friday. That's tomorrow night, by the way. 930. Watch Antonio on that. Anything else? Any other projects? Any other stuff? Any books?

5:29🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, but I had a book come out a few years ago called No Excuses. Kind of a workout book. A workout book. Kind of, you know, expressed my feelings about what's working out turned out to be in the later, in the last 10 years or so about, you know, just the people want to take the perfect pill, want to have the perfect machine, all that stuff, you know, but it's true to the matter. You got to just go in and do something for yourself. Go running or do whatever. But, you know.

5:53🔗 Adam What do you think about, like, all this Atkins stuff and, you know, McDonald's is coming out with a low calorie menu and all this? I guess, and I think this is what you're saying, which it is to be a certain amount of sacrifice involved with getting into shape. I mean, if you ain't ready to put up with just a little bit of pain, it's just not going to happen.

6:13🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah. I mean, I don't like working out. I hate it. I hate going to gyms, but I got to do it. You know, I got to be outside. I got to do some sort of, you know, sports or something, you know, and I got to be active for my kids and to be healthy. But, you know, it's always going to be some catch, you know, out there, you know, low calories, fat free, all that stuff. But, you know, there's nothing such thing as fat free.

6:35🔗 Adam Well, think about, I mean, think about the remember the big wave with this elestra and all these fat free and all this all this stuff about three or four years ago.

6:45🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. And people died. People got hurt.

6:46🔗 Adam Not only that, they had like a projectile diarrhea and nobody's lost an ounce and it didn't do anything.

6:55🔗 Drew Right. First of all, there are essential fatty acids that you've got to take, number one. And number two, fat satiates appetite. That, it turns out, can help you in a diet, certain amounts of it.

7:05🔗 Adam You can eat an entire like jumbo family sack of those no calorie, no fat, fun yet.

7:11🔗 Drew And be hungry.

7:12🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

7:13🔗 Drew Yeah. And here's the deal, though. There's the real nut, the sort of problem that's not been cracked is the question of motivational systems and how people get momentum with eating and how do you break that momentum and how do you get people willing to go through the misery of sort of detoxing from compulsive carbohydrate or heavy calorie intake.

7:30🔗 Adam All right. So this is an interesting thing. And then we go right to the phones, which is we've been focusing almost completely on the food when we should not, we should not be focusing on the snack wells. I mean, let's face it, if you're, if you, if you got an eating problem or you're overweight or you're whatever, them coming out with low calorie hydrox cookies is not going to solve anything for you.

7:53🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. See, the thing is, if you're not sweating, your body's not going to lose any weight. So no matter how much you take or fat free stuff or pills or whatever you're going to take, that's literally all bad for you at the end of the day. But besides that, if you're going to take all this stuff and you're not sweating, you're not losing any weight. And if you're eating and not sweating, even if you eat one bar a day, you're still not going to lose any weight. But so you got to do something to lose that weight.

8:16🔗 Adam You start smoking the crack, you start sweating.

8:18🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, you know, do whatever.

8:23🔗 Adam You know, but It's really, you know, if you think about it, and then we're getting to these phone calls, but if you think about it, you know, back in the 40s and the 50s, they had all these gadgets that we all laugh at now, these boxes that sweat you, these belts that shake your ass. We all look back on it now.

8:41🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. The sweatpants.

8:42🔗 Adam Yeah, the plastic ones. We look back on it and we go, oh, what were we thinking? But 30 years, 40 years from now, when they look at the, you know, potato chips with no fat and the low cholesterol.

8:54🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. What's in it?

8:55🔗 Adam Cookies and all this kind of. They're going to be getting pretty good laugh, too, considering when they look at the chart next to it and they see how much weight we're all putting on.

9:03🔗 Drew Yes.

9:04🔗 Adam Right.

9:05🔗 Drew All right.

9:05🔗 Adam So here's the deal. Throw everything out the window. Start eating a little less. Start sweating.

9:10🔗 Drew You'll be fine. And prepare to be miserable for a while.

9:13🔗 Adam Yeah. But turn that into a kind of a satisfaction.

9:17🔗 Drew Well, that's an interesting.

9:18🔗 Adam Not everything that makes you feel good feels good.

9:20🔗 Drew But yes.

9:22🔗 Adam Genius.

9:22🔗 Drew Genius.

9:23🔗 Adam I tell you. Let me say it again. Did you hear that? Let me say it again.

9:27🔗 Drew I'm listening.

9:27🔗 Adam I can't remember what it was. Something about the earthquake. Right.

9:30🔗 Drew Just don't drop. Don't drop. Don't do it.

9:31🔗 Adam I'll do it. I'll drop. All right. What were you saying?

9:35🔗 Drew I forget. That's good.

9:36🔗 Adam That's good. And oh, and true, if you do remember it, don't say anything.

9:41🔗 Drew Don't worry.

9:41🔗 Adam That'll be enough. Amanda. You're 16.

9:45🔗 Caller Yeah. How are you?

9:46🔗 Adam Good.

9:47🔗 Caller Good. I took the birth control pill on Saturday and then the next one on Sunday morning and then about probably Monday and Tuesday, I was getting really nauseated and then today.

10:01🔗 Drew You started a packet of which pill? Which pill?

10:06🔗 Caller I don't know. I got it from Planned Parenthood. It just said like Plan B on it.

10:10🔗 Drew But you took the morning after pill.

10:11🔗 Caller Yeah, the morning after pill. Yeah.

10:14🔗 Drew Congratulations, by the way, for being evolved and wise.

10:18🔗 Mm-hmm.

10:20🔗 Drew Mm-hmm. And?

10:21🔗 Caller I took it like probably just a little bit over 24 hours after having sex.

10:26🔗 Drew Great. It will work.

10:28🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I got my period today and I'm not supposed to get my period for about two weeks or two and a half weeks. Is that normal?

10:34🔗 Drew That's fine. It'll screw up your period a little bit for a couple of months, possibly. Very commonly. So just don't worry about that. Did you throw up at all after taking the second dose?

10:41🔗 Caller No, I didn't.

10:42🔗 Drew Great. You're fine. Don't sweat it. You may have kind of weird periods for about six weeks or so.

10:48🔗 Caller I was just wondering about that.

10:49🔗 Drew Good times.

10:54🔗 Adam Let's talk to Ashley, who's 20. Ashley? What's happening?

11:03🔗 It's a long story. I've got a boyfriend that I've been seeing for on and off for about four years now. And I started dating him my junior year of high school and then the summer going into our, no, it was our senior year, we were in our senior year and he had dropped out.

11:22🔗 Drew How was your senior year? Tough year?

11:23🔗 Yeah, it was a very tough year.

11:26🔗 Adam What did you have for homeroom?

11:29🔗 I didn't have homeroom.

11:30🔗 Adam No homeroom?

11:31🔗 No, we didn't have that kind of stuff here.

11:33🔗 Drew Oh my goodness. What?

11:34🔗 Here?

11:34🔗 Drew Where is here? Put her on hold for a second.

11:38🔗 Adam They don't have homeroom? Texas medium size, small to medium size. Small to medium size.

11:42🔗 Drew Okay. They lack a lot of things.

11:44🔗 Adam They don't have homeroom?

11:46🔗 No, we don't have homeroom. We have like block scheduling where you only have like four classes a day and no, we.

11:53🔗 Drew You know how we talk about people can't understand when we're talking to them? Yeah. They also don't understand how to ask a question.

12:00🔗 Adam Yes.

12:00🔗 Drew They have no sense of what's important and not important. What we need to know or not need to know. I think in general, a good rule of thumb for our college is no more than three sentences.

12:10🔗 Adam Yes. Okay.

12:11🔗 Drew But within those three sentences, we should understand the question.

12:13🔗 Adam And one of those and one of the senses should be. Colossal praise. Hey, Adam. I saw you at the market.

12:22🔗 Drew Well that's three.

12:23🔗 Adam I mean, really. You're a good looking kid.

12:25🔗 Drew Oh, four.

12:27🔗 If the guys.

12:27🔗 Drew The praise doesn't count, I guess.

12:28🔗 Adam But you're on a roll.

12:29🔗 You know what I'm saying?

12:30🔗 Adam I'm not going to cut you off.

12:32🔗 Drew Fair enough.

12:32🔗 Adam See what I'm saying?

12:33🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. All right. But what's the question anyway?

12:37🔗 Drew She didn't ask a question. That's the point. Actually, just ask.

12:41🔗 My question is, I'm wondering if like the relationship that I'm in now is worth staying in.

12:46🔗 Drew The one currently.

12:47🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Well, do you love the guy or not?

12:49🔗 Yeah, I love the guy.

12:50🔗 That's not the question at all.

12:51🔗 I mean, I'm probably.

12:52🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Well, he's mean is not the question. If you love the man.

12:54🔗 Drew Well, he may be a heroin addict who's physically abused or something.

12:57🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. But if you love him, you got to see if.

12:59🔗 I found out through like friends, not even through friends, through the Internet actually, because he had had a Web page my senior year that that like had all of this gay stuff on it. So I confronted him on it. We're still dating, you know, and he's like, well, yeah, I think I might be gay.

13:16🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Wait, wait, wait.

13:17🔗 Drew He's gay. No, he said he's gay.

13:18🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. He said he's gay.

13:20🔗 Right. Well, then he comes back to me this last year and he was like, you know, I love you. Everything's great. You know, how long you've been with him for? Well, before then, I've been with him for a little over a year.

13:33🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I don't know if he's gay or not.

13:34🔗 Drew Let's get right to it. Was he a sexual abuse survivor?

13:37🔗 Yes.

13:38🔗 Drew Yes, he was sexually abused. So you know he was an abuse victim. You know.

13:42🔗 We both were.

13:43🔗 Drew So you were sexually abused. He was sexually abused. You know.

13:46🔗 Right.

13:46🔗 Drew Did you have any ambivalence about your sexual orientation because of that?

13:52🔗 Yeah.

13:52🔗 Drew You. You. So you understand what that does. You. You understand that it can kind of mess with your boundaries and mess with your sense of yourself. All right, in his case, it has really caused more serious confusion than in yours.

14:04🔗 Adam Yes.

14:04🔗 Drew And although, you know, from your standpoint, it's like, well, I was abused, therefore he should sort of have the same kind of emotional life as me. No, he may be much more seriously disturbed than you. Yeah.

14:15🔗 Adam I wonder. I wonder if sexual abuse tweaks guys more than women. I think.

14:21🔗 Drew When it's by a guy.

14:22🔗 Adam Oh, well, if it's not a dude, it's not sexual abuse. Come on, Drew. I don't care if you got a 28 year old babysitter going, going at it with a four year old boy. That is a gift.

14:33🔗 Drew I see.

14:33🔗 Adam You understand?

14:34🔗 Drew Yes. I beg your pardon.

14:35🔗 Adam That is manna.

14:35🔗 Drew I stand corrected.

14:36🔗 Adam Manna from the apartment.

14:37🔗 Drew Be that as it may. We are talking about a guy, a male is actually.

14:40🔗 Adam Well, this is a male that's actually abused him.

14:45🔗 Drew Let's face it. The sexual abusing is not done by females. We always go, whoa, when that happens by females. Rare. Yeah.

14:53🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

14:53🔗 Drew Whether it's being done to a female or a male, it's done by a male.

14:56🔗 Adam Right.

14:56🔗 Drew Right.

14:57🔗 Adam Dudes are the only ones who thinks it's a good idea to fit, to sexually approach seven-year-olds. That's almost exclusively a guy's idea. God bless us. You know what I mean?

15:08🔗 Drew Very involved things. Yeah.

15:10🔗 Adam There's only 42-year-old guys, males think it's a great idea to take a role with a six or seven-year-old. That's exclusively a guy's idea.

15:19🔗 Drew Yeah. Ashley, here's the thing. If you want to hang in with this, maybe get him some treatment, make sure he's in treatment and get him to sort of clarify, you know, declare a major as it were. But even then, you're in for a very tumultuous ride here, I suspect.

15:33🔗 Adam Ashley? This is going to be trouble. Sorry. Lots of confusion, lots of acting out.

15:39🔗 Drew Lots of chaos. Is he a drug addict, too?

15:42🔗 Oh, no. No.

15:43🔗 Drew No drugs. That's good.

15:44🔗 All right.

15:45🔗 Adam I think you ought to just cut bait with this one.

15:49🔗 Me too.

15:49🔗 Adam I don't think you're up for it.

15:50🔗 Really?

15:51🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Well, have you talked to him about it?

15:53🔗 Oh, I mean, we definitely, we stayed friends the whole time. I mean, I went through hell my senior year because everyone found out he was gay and everything like that. And, you know, it was just hell. It was pure hell.

16:05🔗 Drew Well, Ashley, we don't even know that he is gay. We just know that he's confused and he's chaotic. Oh, no.

16:10🔗 He went out and did his gay thing for two years. And then he came back to me and was like, I love you. You know.

16:18🔗 Drew I don't know what he is.

16:19🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I used to move on. There's other things in life.

16:21🔗 Adam I'd go out, clear my head, get some AIDS. Now I'm back. All right. Ashley, come on. You got abused and that's why you're putting up with this crap. I'm sorry. I don't want to punish him, but I'm just trying to be realistic. It's like some house that you don't have the tools to repair. She's too young to go through this stuff. It's like saying, look, the house shouldn't be burnt down, but some couple that has some resources, some tools and some time should come in and lovingly restore older couple. Older lesbian couple.

16:54🔗 Drew Fine.

16:55🔗 Adam You know, I watch all those home improvement shows and three quarters whenever a couple gets together and wants to fix up a house, it's always a gay couple. It's always the guys or it's the ladies and it's always weird how they introduce them. They're always like, in 1977, this colonial Hartford house was purchased by Marge Schatzenberger and her friend, Gail. It's like her friend. It's always a second like, well, these two buddies go, oh, oh, oh, yeah. Then you see your friend sitting there with the big crocheted belt, the short crop there. Oh, I see. I see. And then they start talking. So Gail immediately went to the underpinning, got a three quarter ton bottle jack and start just jacking up floor joists. It was a elbow over there. Boy, I'll tell you, the mud was flying. She was forming. She was cracking the whip, leading the mentions around by their nose. And it's like, OK, all right, it's all coming together now. Now I got her friend.

17:53🔗 Drew And why should that bother us? It doesn't. Humans don't disappoint, right? There's something wonderful about that.

18:00🔗 Adam No, it's better because you got you got people that are into it.

18:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

18:05🔗 Adam So you got my wife to say, yelling at me about what I'm going to be done with the house. You know what I mean? Where's my Gail?

18:12🔗 Drew Antonio, you have told you we could be a great.

18:15🔗 Adam Antonio could be my Gail. Yeah. Yeah, I'll be on that ladder in his underpants. You know how it is getting us to deal on those midways. Honey, a new crate of underpants showed up today. Be great, Drew. I'd be working on the house. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Drew, what do you want? Germany or Florida? This is a big game here. Antonio, we're going to have to explain Germany or Florida to her.

18:41🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Germany or Florida?

18:42🔗 Adam Amanda? You're 17?

18:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:47🔗 Adam Here's how the game goes. All bizarre stories either emanate from Germany or Florida. It's one or the other, especially the crime ones, the ones where people are putting their cats in catapults and launches them into rivers and stuff like that.

19:03🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. That's not so weird, though.

19:04🔗 Adam But I'm not just talking about basic holdups or liquor store robberies or child abuse cases. I'm talking about bizarre stuff, either Germany or Florida. So, Amanda gives us a story and then we guess, is it Germany or Florida?

19:17🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Okay.

19:17🔗 Adam All right.

19:18🔗 And they're true, right?

19:19🔗 Adam They're both true.

19:19🔗 They're true. Sex, meth and death fetishes, both of them have got these, guaranteed not to bore you, Germany or Florida.

19:27🔗 Drew By the way, when Theo came back on the air, I knew immediately it was him.

19:29🔗 Adam You have that gift.

19:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:32🔗 Adam That's the only gift you have, Drew.

19:33🔗 Drew That's the one.

19:34🔗 Adam That's the one.

19:34🔗 Drew It's wonderful.

19:35🔗 Adam Amanda?

19:36🔗 Yeah.

19:38🔗 Drew Yes.

19:38🔗 It was the hairdo that almost cost the hairdresser her life. The hairdresser thought she had done a reasonable job of trying to write in a customer's jet black hair last year. But after a weekend of phone insults, the irritated customer returned to her shop and stabbed the hairdresser 14 times. One of the blows punctured the hairdresser's lung and came within an inch of killing her. The customer recently pleaded guilty to intentionally causing serious injury and aggravated bricklaying.

20:06🔗 Drew She said she punched her or she stabbed her?

20:08🔗 She stabbed her.

20:09🔗 Adam Punctured her. She said a word in there.

20:14🔗 Drew Arrete or something? That's not a German word. And that's the kind of thing that Americans would put on a smile.

20:21🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I pick Florida.

20:21🔗 Drew Really?

20:22🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Florida, Florida, Florida is a mess.

20:25🔗 Adam Antonio goes to Florida. I'm going Florida, too. This is this is not German behavior. Florida.

20:35🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, you're wrong.

20:39🔗 Adam Let me explain something, Antonio. That's why you have to play Germany or Florida, because because we could sit here and say Florida all night long, but we never know until we actually climb into the ring and and find out is it Germany or Florida.

20:54🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Look at that. That's interesting.

20:55🔗 Drew That was a good one.

20:55🔗 Adam All stumped.

20:56🔗 Drew That was a good one.

20:58🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah. You know, I want to go to Germany. I go to Germany a lot. Yeah, because I race Porsche, the Porsche GT3 on my time off. I did a couple of races. I go with my training as a Stuttgart.

21:10🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

21:11🔗 Adam That new GT3. I was telling Drew about that just what was it two days ago, I think was that you're thinking about getting one?

21:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:19🔗 Adam I love it's about about 100 grand for that car. Nice car. And you race. I mean, they're sort of factory race cars.

21:29🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah. I put a chassis in them and yeah, the ones I have, they have nothing inside, but they're gutted.

21:35🔗 Adam He's got the race seat. Is there a series? Is there a series?

21:40🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. The Michelin Super Cup is called that they do 11 races out of this 18.

21:46🔗 Drew But is there a factory vehicle series?

21:49🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, they're all by Porsche and then the sponsors come in and we get all the cars.

21:52🔗 Adam And all the cars are set up the same way.

21:56🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

21:56🔗 Adam I mean, the same tires. The engines are fairly stock.

21:59🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They're all the same.

22:00🔗 Adam They just do a little some safety stuff and they lighten it up a little bit.

22:03🔗 They tweak the suspension a little bit.

22:04🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Cars are identical.

22:05🔗 Adam Wow.

22:06🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. And we have sponsors.

22:07🔗 Adam That's beautiful. That is exciting. And you go to Stuttgart too.

22:11🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I go to Stuttgart. I go to Berlin and Munich. And so to hear this from Germany was like, yeah, I picked Florida.

22:17🔗 Adam Well, well, now, where's your car?

22:20🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. My car is. Yeah, I have a Porsche here, but I have I have the truck, I have the Porsche SUV, Cayenne.

22:26🔗 Adam But what I mean is.

22:27🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. My car is kept in Stuttgart.

22:28🔗 Adam Is the series probably guy driving it going like on a beer run right now, by the way, is the series all go on in Germany?

22:36🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, they go on all over Europe. And then the last one is in Indianapolis.

22:40🔗 Adam And so does the car need to be shipped, shipped all over Europe?

22:43🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They put them on planes and they they take them on planes all the way to Indianapolis. That's the furthest one they have to take them to. The 24 car.

22:50🔗 Drew You're doing a press. Do you have your own racing shoes?

22:52🔗 Adam I do.

22:54🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, I feel it. Because they go on quickly.

22:56🔗 Adam Can we use racing shoes?

22:58🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. The my suit, my fireproof suit has to be regulated and stuff.

23:03🔗 Adam Sure. And now what about now? Is there money to be made or is there sponsorship to be made or does it cost a lot?

23:11🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. It's money to be made for the drivers in each team. I come in as a guest celebrity and I do two races the most because I have to do the show.

23:19🔗 Adam Out of the series?

23:20🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Out of the series, yeah.

23:21🔗 Adam Okay.

23:21🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. And then I do the, you know, like the Skip Barber series on the west coast, which is Laguna Seca, California Speed, that kind of stuff.

23:28🔗 Adam Right.

23:28🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. That's different. That's open wheel cars. This is fun because I get to go to Indianapolis and race in front of, you know, 250,000 people before the F1 races. And we do two races Saturdays and Sundays.

23:41🔗 Adam And what kind of, do they modify the track so that you head into the infield or is it just oval?

23:48🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, no. This is a street course.

23:50🔗 Adam In Indianapolis?

23:51🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. In Indianapolis. It's the same course that the F1 race is at, which has been open for the last two years.

23:57🔗 Adam Wow.

23:58🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Three years.

23:59🔗 Adam That is exciting.

24:00🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

24:01🔗 Adam See that, Drew?

24:02🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. You know, I had a big crash. You could be living that life. And we do the qualifying last year. It was in September, usually. Now they moved it to June, which is better because it's hotter and we have to deal with the rain. But in September, we've been dealing with the rain. So it's kind of tough to get in on the track and, you know, qualifying in the rain. That was pretty, pretty challenging.

24:21🔗 Adam What a life. Drew, what do you do?

24:26🔗 Drew Get up early in the morning, take kids to school, work all day.

24:28🔗 Adam That's right. That's right.

24:29🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, me too, man.

24:30🔗 Drew I do that.

24:30🔗 Adam Quick, quick crack in the sack by the whip of his old ladies. He leaves the door to try to make more money to bring home to her that night. Yes, sure.

24:38🔗 Drew And cart the kids around the afternoon. That's a good man.

24:43🔗 Adam That's right. It's a good, good, good, boring man. Antonio Sabàto Jr. is here tonight. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LEVE-191. Antonio Sabàto Jr. is here tonight. Got himself a little show called Help on the WB. That is Friday nights at 930. Let me tell you how far this show has slid down. Drew used to use these yellow Post-its. Drew, there's a computer screen in front of me. Drew reads the calls. I don't read the questions. And then he goes and puts a little yellow Post-it by the question or the caller that he wants to talk to next. And I punch him up. But we haven't been able to find the Post-it pack for a while. So Drew has ripped off a cassette sticker, basically. The things you would stick to the front of a cassette.

26:01🔗 Drew You put a label, a cassette label.

26:03🔗 Adam Party mix, 1993. We take that road trip with your frat buddies.

26:08🔗 Drew That's right.

26:08🔗 Adam Chris torn one of those off, torn it in half. He now sticks it to the screen.

26:12🔗 Drew Let me be fair, I haven't torn one off. I've been handed these. I've been handed these and asked to use these.

26:19🔗 Adam I see.

26:19🔗 Drew And you hear me every night asking for the stickies.

26:21🔗 Adam Listen, Chris, what have we got? Jeremiah Johnson over here. Let's get some stick-a. Where's the stick-a?

26:28🔗 Drew Stick-a! Stick-a!

26:29🔗 Adam Stick-a! Oh, now Drew using the round, cut out, hot dog shaped center section.

26:35🔗 Drew That's clever.

26:36🔗 Adam That's nice. That's sharp.

26:38🔗 Drew But now you have to go peel it off the screen.

26:39🔗 Adam I'll get it off. I mean, I'm gonna draw a little arrow. I'm gonna draw a little arrow and it says which way we're going. And Drew, don't put the stick-a over the person's name like you've been doing lately. That is a disaster.

26:50🔗 Drew Well, as you go to the caller, I've noticed you pick them off anyway.

26:54🔗 Adam I can't see what their names are.

26:57🔗 Drew Relax, we're good. It's all good. It's good times. Quiet.

27:00🔗 Adam Harley? You're 17? What's up?

27:05🔗 Caller I've had endometriosis for about two years and in January my dad died and I started my period for two months and I stopped and my OBGYN switched my birth control because he said my uterus, the lining of my uterus was thinning.

27:24🔗 Drew How did you run him?

27:24🔗 Adam Wait a minute, how'd your dad die?

27:26🔗 Caller He was out running.

27:28🔗 Drew And just dropped dead?

27:29🔗 Caller Yeah, he went into V-Fib.

27:31🔗 Drew Oh my goodness.

27:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:33🔗 Drew I'm not running anymore.

27:34🔗 Adam I'm just telling Antonio about exercise.

27:35🔗 Drew Wow, how old was he?

27:37🔗 Adam 52.

27:38🔗 Drew I'm so sorry, that's awful.

27:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:41🔗 Adam And, and, and, and.

27:42🔗 Drew Did he know he had heart disease?

27:43🔗 Caller No, well, he was being worked up by the doctors.

27:47🔗 Drew For what?

27:48🔗 Caller He'd just get really lightheaded when running and he'd get pain underneath his arms. And then on Saturday, he went out running with the heart monitor on and everything was fine. And on Sunday, he just dropped dead.

28:06🔗 Adam And so now what? Listen, I don't want to twist a knife here, but what would they have done? What could they have done?

28:13🔗 Drew Well, it depends. Well, there's a lot of things, actually. It depends what the cause of this. Is he on a medication?

28:17🔗 Caller No.

28:18🔗 Drew Was he?

28:18🔗 Caller Well, he was on Mirapax for his restless legs at night, but that was it.

28:23🔗 Drew You wonder if that somehow had something to do with it. Because he might have had some valvular heart defect. He might have had some coronary disease, some ischemia.

28:35🔗 Caller We did an autopsy.

28:36🔗 Drew So he was known to have that. But now you know he had that. They were trying to evaluate that, but they probably felt like, well, he can't possibly have that, a guy that goes out and runs like that.

28:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:44🔗 Drew And when you have that, he had a heart attack.

28:46🔗 Caller Well, he was on the Atkins diet for over a year also.

28:50🔗 Drew I wouldn't blame that.

28:51🔗 Caller Okay.

28:52🔗 All right, baby doll.

28:54🔗 Adam Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

28:55🔗 Drew I'm sorry.

28:56🔗 Adam All right, so now you got your own problems.

28:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:00🔗 Adam And they said your lining was thinning.

29:04🔗 Drew You were on a progesterone pill, a low-dose pill, right?

29:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:07🔗 Drew Okay.

29:07🔗 Caller I was on Loveline.

29:09🔗 Drew Right, she wasn't getting enough estrogen.

29:10🔗 Caller Right, and so they switched me to noranil.

29:13🔗 Drew Noranil, uh-huh.

29:14🔗 Caller Yeah, and I've started my period again. Okay, good. But the thing is, is I'm getting endopain again.

29:20🔗 Drew Endometriosis.

29:22🔗 Caller Right, so I'm wondering if I should be on Lupron because I'm going to college in the fall.

29:27🔗 Drew No, no, no. No, just stay with the pills. I doubt that it's even endometriosis that you're having. It's probably just what's called dysmenorrhea.

29:35🔗 Adam Yeah, all right, let's talk about driving again.

29:38🔗 Drew I really like to talk about pelvic pathology and electrophysiologic events.

29:43🔗 Adam As it would pertain to driving.

29:45🔗 Drew As it pertains to driving?

29:46🔗 Adam Well, Antonio's here, and Antonio Sabàto Jr. has a Porsche GT3 and races in Stuttgart. Oh my God, like his life couldn't get any better, it just did. But here's the thing, I, so as a guy who likes to drive and probably likes to drive fast, it drives you insane driving in this town, I'm sure, with everyone dragging their ass everywhere. Now, here's the thing, and stop me if I'm wrong. You know, New York is congested. New York has way too many cars and not enough roads and arguably the traffic is slower in New York. It doesn't bother me because everyone is shaking their ass. You know what I mean? It's like, look, you may be averaging eight miles an hour in Manhattan and averaging 15 here, I'm bothered more here because here it's just sort of out of it. We could be-

30:38🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Well, you know, the streets are bigger than New York and they're driving slower. You have all this freeway space and they're still driving slow.

30:44🔗 Adam And nobody's honking their goddamn horn in this city.

30:47🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, they just use it for other things. Right. It's not used for what it's supposed to.

30:52🔗 Adam No, it's waving at their neighbor and doing that confusing thing that people seem to do when they drive off from your house. You're waving, all right, I'll see you guys, and Connie and Chuck, I'll see you two Monday morning at work, all right, bye bye. You start walking up the stairs, toot toot, huh? What's going on, you guys? And they're driving away.

31:08🔗 Caller It's like, what are you doing?

31:09🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. You know-

31:09🔗 Caller Don't honk, you're leaving.

31:11🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. The next people that are getting their licenses, the 15 and 16 year olds, they should all go to courses. Right now, I don't care where you're from, go to courses for at least a week or two.

31:19🔗 Drew That's right.

31:19🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Skip Barber or whatever, just a racing course.

31:21🔗 Learn how to move it along.

31:22🔗 Drew Those aren't our problems though. Well we- It's the adults that am a great-

31:27🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, those are the ones that don't speak the language, but they were given the opportunity to drive by some guy, Davis.

31:34🔗 Adam Oh.

31:34🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, him.

31:35🔗 Adam Gray Davis. Here's the thing. It dawned on me, it really hit home today because I had to drive on a sunset strip from Beverly Hills all the way to sort of East Hollywood. Yeah. And it's just sort of almost gridlocked all the way down. There was like 6.30 in the evening. And you think, oh, it's traffic, it's trash, and then you sort of work your way up to the point where eventually you're looking in your rear view mirror at 80 miles of traffic and you're behind two cars and the stoplight changes and it turns green and they sit there for a four count on their phone before anyone, yeah, no one moves. And then I'm honking and everyone's like, hey buddy, what's it, say, hey buddy, you have a wagon train of 10,000 cars behind you and you're both just sitting there. It's like the light changes one, one thousand, two, no, go, go, everyone's go, move, move, move. It's like nobody has it. And then they're both-

32:28🔗 Drew Why did you drop down to Fountain?

32:29🔗 Adam They're both, I'll get into it later. I wanted to be senior. You're both screaming at people and honking the horn. And the only thing that's weird about me, I'm a C-list celebrity. People must go, hey, some nappy headed guy that looks like the man show guys, like pitching a fit car behind me. I wonder if I should kick his ass. But I can't help it. And then they get next to each other and it's like they're going 30, they're either going 31, maybe 29, just sort of next to each other, like they're the pace cars or something. Waiting for them to pull off the track so we can go. It's like, look, what do you drop behind? And let the, he's just, what's going on? How come there's no let's go? Let's go everybody, let's move. And by the way, you people who are behind these people who aren't getting on the horn, get on the horn. And people are like, well, it's rude. Well, let me tell you something. I'll tell you what rude is. If you're walking down the sidewalk and someone's just sort of dragging their ass in front of you, so you step to go around them, they put their arm out and say, no, no, no, get behind me. That's rude, right? That's what they're doing. They're saying, oh, the guy missed this turn, so he's gonna try to wedge into the left turn lane and hold up to his entire, get on the horn. If this is New York, we have shamed this guy into moving. No, you screwed up, you drive to the next light, you turn in, you go move around.

33:51🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They're all looking around and just witnessing what's going around, and they're all afraid of LAPD. Which actually, the cops are doing worse things than the people actually driving. The speed traps and all that stuff.

34:02🔗 Drew I was gonna bring my ticket in tonight. I got my night.

34:05🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. A speed trap ticket?

34:06🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

34:06🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I'm fighting Mike, cause it's ridiculous. You're going four cars all together at the same speed, but the guy picks one car out of four cars.

34:14🔗 Drew Well, and on the street I was on, people routinely drive 50 miles an hour. It's like a freeway.

34:20🔗 Adam Yes.

34:21🔗 Drew And he goes, oh no, it's posted 30 miles an hour. And I drove all the way down to the end of the street at the beginning of this long avenue, 30 miles.

34:28🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. It's ridiculous.

34:29🔗 Adam The terrorist taught us nothing. First off, we got to stop feasting on the wallets of our own and start focusing on the folks abroad that are trying to blow us up.

34:38🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Go save somebody's life instead of stopping somebody and creating a madness.

34:42🔗 Adam We're living in LA. It is already one big gridlock. Let us move. Let us breathe. Give us some air. If there's a stretch of highway that opens up, it's dry, it's safe.

34:50🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. What about those cameras? Remember those cameras that they went? I mean, they had all those mechanical problems and they started putting in everything. And then that's a different company that doesn't even work with our, you know, with our state. All that stuff goes on every day, you know?

35:04🔗 Adam It's just, it's raping your citizens. Come on, let us drive. And by the way, like I said, I just want some public service announcement that tells people to move. Let's go. Let's get along. I wouldn't mind getting a ticket for speeding if you gave the guy who didn't turn right on the Reddit ticket every once in a while. For sitting there holding everyone up. Give his ass a ticket. Who's more dangerous? Who's doing more harm? What about the millions of dollars lost? Everyone's parked on the freeway all day. Let's go. Let's get moving. And as far as LA get out there and get people moving. You do what you do like they have these guys at concerts. You know, let's go. Let's get the line moving. Keep the line moving.

35:42🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Get the line moving. You know, the sheriff department's supposed to be doing but they don't do it. They go slow and they wait for somebody to get to you. That's right.

35:49🔗 Adam They need their money.

35:50🔗 Yo, what's up, guys? How you doing?

35:52🔗 Adam Good.

35:53🔗 Caller Adam, my man, I had a little epiphany yesterday. You were talking about the laminated porn. Brought me back to my days in the Marines on ship. Everyone had their own little personal stash of porn, obviously. We would do the poor man's lamination with the scotch tape. And we took it into the showers. You know, you're reusable.

36:12🔗 Adam Yeah, but when you pull the tape off, the pubes will come off with it sometimes.

36:16🔗 Caller Right, good time. Good time.

36:18🔗 Drew You need the sort of the sailor's special.

36:21🔗 Adam Well, listen, when you're sleeping on those three high, three stooges bunks, you can't beat off on the bunk. You got to hit the shower and beat off.

36:28🔗 Drew That's the point.

36:30🔗 Caller You got to use the shower. They just had the little curtains on the bunk.

36:33🔗 Adam Plus, I found the salt there can be very corrosive to my porn collection. I've been out at sea for months on end with my porn collection and the salt there really takes its toll on the porn.

36:43🔗 Caller Definitely, so we had to improvise, you know what I'm saying? And yesterday, you brought up the, real quick, the laminated porn.

36:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:51🔗 Caller So today, I was kind of bored. I registered the name laminatedporn.com.

36:58🔗 Adam Smart.

36:59🔗 Caller I'm gonna start selling it now.

37:01🔗 Caller I'm looking for A, a business card, B, a big ring, a big metal ring, you know, just with a, just kind of.

37:09🔗 Adam I can be your celebrity mouthpiece. And perhaps we could even get one of those GT3 sponsored and I could join the.

37:17🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, we'll put it on my car. Yeah, you can be the other driver.

37:20🔗 Adam I'm talking about my other car, my car, my own car.

37:22🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, but you gotta have another driver. Yeah, a co-driver.

37:25🔗 Adam Two cars. That's good. So I say we laminate the entire car.

37:29🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Good idea, man. That's awesome. I like that.

37:31🔗 Adam We have a little problem with exhaust fumes, but we straighten that out. We should have gone over the actual hole of the exhaust by the way. It was my mistake. I wasn't thinking.

37:38🔗 Caller It's the, it's the soap, it's the new soap on a rope.

37:42🔗 Adam No, that's good, Rob. No, it is true that not, first off, porn is, it goes to hell and back for you. I mean, it takes more abuse than a, than a coaster. You know what I mean? It's really, it really gets used a lot. And if you want something to last, you laminate it, Drew. That's all. Waterproof, for sure. Waterproof, you take in the shower with you. You use it as placemats if you like. You don't want to have kids come over or something like that. You don't want to mess up the table. Let's take ourselves a little break. Antonio Sabàto, Jr. is here tonight. I'll be going to we'll be going to Stuttgart, be doing a little testing. We'll work out some of the bugs on the Porsche. I'll be doing a little underpants modeling and do a little co-driving. We'll be basically around Europe. I'll be phoning in though, Drew. OK, you post it.

38:28🔗 Drew You know it works.

38:29🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Jr, Jr. Ah! Jr, Jr. Producer Lauren is hot on Antonio Sabàto Jr's trail to go get him. I don't mind the part where he's not in the studio. I just mind the part where I'm looking at the glass at Lauren having a chat with somebody. Yeah, here he is now. Yeah, he's back. Looking good, buddy.

39:28🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Playing those video games you guys have the best.

39:30🔗 Adam It is heroin out in that lobby.

39:33🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, man.

39:34🔗 Adam Drew, I'll tell you what we gotta do. Here's the problem with radio, this time thing. It's an interesting thing, which is you can't be a second light. Well, Drew can, but I can't. It's weird. It's a weird form of torture. Like, if you tell somebody, look, you got about four minutes, go away and come back in about four minutes, they can go and enjoy themselves. Go away, and they would still come back in four minutes. But if you tell them, you cannot come back one second after four, they would walk away for a minute and a half, be miserable, and then come back because they're too miserable. They're too tortured by it. We gotta get a timer, Drew.

40:08🔗 Drew Yes.

40:09🔗 Adam We get my egg timer.

40:10🔗 Drew No, we should each have a little, yeah, we should each have a little timer, like.

40:13🔗 Adam And plant it in our brains?

40:14🔗 Drew Yes.

40:15🔗 Adam And then we can go play video games.

40:17🔗 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

40:19🔗 Adam All right, Antonio's here. Giving a little plug to a show called The Help, which is on WB. That is tomorrow night, 9.30, Friday nights, WB.

40:31🔗 Let's get to the phones and, Tiffany?

40:38🔗 Yes.

40:39🔗 Adam You're 23?

40:40🔗 Caller I am 23.

40:41🔗 Adam What's up?

40:43🔗 Caller I was calling because I was surprised at a comment that Drew made. Drew, you said that you referred to something as being a rule of thumb. And I was wondering if you knew the origins of that phrase. And I thought that if you did, that you perhaps wouldn't use it any longer.

41:07🔗 Drew Well, obviously I have no idea of the origins.

41:09🔗 Adam Well, he assumed it was a racial slur.

41:11🔗 Drew I assumed it said something negative about somebody. And that's why I chose to use it. So what is it? Obviously, whatever it's history, it has none of the connotation today that it's history implies. But what is the history nonetheless?

41:25🔗 Caller Well, I believe it was common law where a man was allowed to beat his wife as long as he used an object that was thinner than his thumb.

41:36🔗 Adam That doesn't sound right. It doesn't really pertain to the actual connotation of the thing, does it?

41:45🔗 Caller It is. I've actually learned it and I've heard it mentioned in a couple of my different women's studies classes.

41:52🔗 Adam You're going to one of those lesbian colleges?

41:54🔗 What do they do?

41:56🔗 Adam Don't bother with those women's studies classes. So you want to study yourself, you get naked. You look in the mirror, baby. You rub yourself with oil. Oh yeah, they're very important if you want to get angry and get even more guys pissed off at you so you can then cry abuse even more. Just relax.

42:13🔗 Caller Well that's part of it, the oil and everything.

42:16🔗 Adam Yeah, well are you lesbian?

42:18🔗 Caller No, I'm not a lesbian.

42:19🔗 Adam You got a boyfriend?

42:21🔗 Caller I do have a boyfriend, yeah.

42:22🔗 Adam All right, he's got to be miserable.

42:24🔗 Caller And he's very good at it.

42:26🔗 Adam All right, what do you do at the women's studies class?

42:32🔗 Caller You try to impact society in a positive way.

42:37🔗 Adam That's a disaster.

42:37🔗 Caller Using that knowledge.

42:40🔗 Adam Yeah, okay, this is never gonna work. Why, by boring radio shows? Just call up radio shows and bore everyone to death?

42:45🔗 Caller Oh, because your rhetoric tonight has just been fascinating, Adam, by the way.

42:48🔗 Adam Shut up, you tramp. Don't ever call the show again. How dare you? Let's go back to your lesbian college and have them fill your head with the useless rhetoric.

42:59🔗 Caller I'll see you at the Walmart. Arizona State is not a lesbian college. Very heavy.

43:03🔗 Drew Arizona State?

43:04🔗 Caller Arizona State.

43:05🔗 Adam All right, you're going, the classes though.

43:08🔗 Drew All right, let's relax everybody. All right, who cares? It's a good time. Just study, study what you're interested in. That's fine.

43:14🔗 Adam I know, but let me say this. It shouldn't, I mean, first off, all it does is piss them off. They go in there, no one ever goes in there and tells them why.

43:23🔗 Drew My concern is that it takes such a particular philosophical orientation that it misses the sort of opportunity for academic scholarship and thought. But here's the deal, rule of thumb is meant to mean in a general rule that applies in general situations. Of course. Not meant to apply to...

43:44🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Beating up somebody.

43:46🔗 Drew No, not meant to be, and nothing to do with thumbs or things thinner than thumbs. There's many, many, many things in language that have derivations that we would find bizarre if we actually knew them.

43:57🔗 Adam Oh, we'll go look it up during the break. And let me say this, I know women are offended by them, them only getting 70 cents to our dollar. I'm offended too. Horribly offended that it's that much. And I don't get about this at all. I work with women, I am married to one, and the idea that she gets three quarters of what I get is offensive to me. It really is. They, these are, most women I know cry at work twice a week and will miss twice as many days as the guys. The guys should get paid more. Of course. They're better employees. Look, just go ahead and look at everything. And let me just say this. I know this is going to anger some people, but here's the reason why guys built society. Cause you, chicks can't do it. It's not cause we held you down. It's cause we're better at it. That's it. If you guys were better at it, you'd do it. That's all. It's no big deal. It's no shame. Just stand back. Let the guys build the bridges and relax. You go to your women's studies classes.

44:55🔗 Drew The female is actually more evolved form of the human. Sure.

44:58🔗 Adam Sure, they figured out work sucks.

45:01🔗 Drew They're so evolved.

45:03🔗 Adam Figure out it sucks. Especially cute chicks. Those are the worst employees. Yeah, cause they know it. Here's what you want. You want a guy who's prematurely balding, who's overweight and has a very low self-esteem issues, has self-esteem issues. He'll come in and bust a hump. Like over here. Look at Chris. He's 27. No, you're not balding. No, you're not fat. But you live at home and that makes you hungry, brother. You see what I'm saying? If Chris were a hot chick, he'd be telling us to F right on off.

45:35🔗 Drew We've had that.

45:36🔗 Adam Yeah, we had, we had Tara, the hot phone screener. She'd yell at me every day.

45:40🔗 Are you saying I'm a hot chick?

45:41🔗 Adam No, if you were, you'd be yelling at me right now. Instead of kissing ass. Yeah. Now listen, go get me some coffee and do me a favor. These muck locks are rank. Air them out, would you?

45:55🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

45:56🔗 Adam That's what I'm talking about. Alright, Antonio Sabàto Jr. is here tonight. We'll take ourselves a quick break and we'll be right back after this.

46:06🔗 Alright, guys, here's the deal.

46:08🔗 Caller Look in the hookup, call the Dateline.

46:09🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Stick a waste in time with the wrong person.

46:11🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:12🔗 One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline. One, eight, seven, seven, eight, eight, nine. Date.

46:19🔗 You know what I'm saying, I'm dead?

46:21🔗 Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

46:50🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Antonio Sabàto Jr is our guest tonight. He's got himself a little show called The Help on the WB 930 Friday nights. You watch that show, you get the ratings up, you support his racing habit. That's the whole thing. Because the racing ends up being like, it's really, it's like having a really bad coke habit. I mean, if you think about the price of the car, the travel, the insurance, the danger. Oh, everything. The danger, yeah. Although, you know, racing these days is probably safer than it used to be. Still dangerous sport. Whenever they go, you know, I watch those shows and they start showing like, even the old Indy cars. I mean, they're not talking about, you know, some crazy dirt track moonshine thing. They're just talking about like Indy cars from the 60s. They'll be like, well, they had two gas tanks, which acted as actually the lumbar support of the seat and the side bolsters were both, again, no helmets, just goggles. 32nd of an inch of aluminum between them and the high octane explosive fuel. They also had a supplementary one that went between the guy's legs that is a nutsack resident. He would, these guys be wearing like a short sleeve shirt.

48:09🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah.

48:10🔗 Adam You know, racing outfit was Paris dungarees and like a short sleeve collared shirt. And you had one of those soapbox derby helmets on with the leather strap that went over your ear. It was kind of a half ball, you know, and you know, arms hanging out. There was a roll bar, but if the thing flipped over your arms and your parts just be flying around.

48:31🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Definitely so.

48:32🔗 Adam Yeah. And the cars just had nothing to do with safety at all.

48:35🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, they were just solid bricks.

48:37🔗 Adam Yeah. They wanted, they just stare, you know, even it. And it's not like they didn't have the horsepower or anything back then. It's not like, well, they weren't, you know, they're only going 40 miles an hour. So, no, they were, you know, even even up until like the 70s and stuff, Porsche had their like Can-Am cars and stuff that had just all aluminum body frames and stuff. They had like 12, 1300 horsepower, some of them. Oh, yes. And the guy's feet were hanging out up past the front wheels. Because the engine is in the back of the car. He's sitting up front. His feet in the pedals are out beyond where the front wheels are. And there's just a little bit of aluminum, maybe a little fiberglass in front. I mean, the guy gets an ax and his legs are crushed.

49:21🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, we lost a lot of people just kind of learning through in the last 34 years.

49:26🔗 Adam How much of it was learning and then how much of it was just bravado? Like, hey, this is a dangerous sport.

49:32🔗 Drew I like ice hockey.

49:34🔗 Adam Yeah, when they wouldn't, like they don't want to wear the helmets. And that's, that's the other thing too. I was thinking about that with ice hockey. They started wearing the helmets in like 1980 or something. But the guys who were in the league before the helmet rule came around, got grandfathered in. They didn't have to wear the helmet. So for the first 10 years of the helmet law, there'd be one guy skating around with no helmet on and his hair slicked back. And I thought to myself, what are you running here? Like, what is this? It's like, it's like, it's like my grandpa didn't have to wear seat belts. Oh, cause I've been driving since the 40s with a snapper. No, these belt laws didn't come into play until 1988. So anyone who was trying before 98, well, we don't need to. Oh, and by the way, we're allowed to smoke on the Jack Power show. And we knew whatever we want because we didn't, no, you make a law and then the hockey league, you make a law that you gotta wear helmets in every one of the leagues, I put a helmet on. What's that? How crazy is that? That like half the guys are like, yeah, what are you new? Okay, cause I won't be wearing a helmet. And oh, by the way, there's no such thing as slashing when I joined the league too. So I'll be clubbing you about the helmet, ironically, with my stick. That's cool, right? I got here first. What? It's tradition. They want people to take them, okay. Go back and think about that. To think about any other league and then think about that rule. It's crazy, right? All right, well anyway, race car driving, very dangerous. Now it's a pussy sport. Now then, no, it's still dangerous, but they're at least attempting to make it safe. Where in the past, they were like, look, if a few people die each year, they die.

51:14🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, they should stop using methanol, though, for cars, like in the kart series, that's for sure.

51:18🔗 Adam Right, because it burns clear?

51:19🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. It burns clear and it's just really dangerous. You can't see it. You know, like in Formula One and other type of racing, I appreciate them more in ways because they use the same gasoline that we use in our cars, you know?

51:32🔗 Adam Oh, they do?

51:32🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, Formula One, our Porsches, you know, it's just more octane, but it's the same. But if we start using methanol, which is jet fuel, it's a little bit crazy, I think.

51:40🔗 Adam Methanol's embarrassing, too, because you see that you can't see the flame. Right.

51:45🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, so the guy's burning.

51:46🔗 Adam So the guy's standing by the side of the car and he's just flailing like a madman and you're like, hey, what's that guy doing? He's jumping up and down like an idiot. You look stupid. Minus the flame, you just look like an idiot. It's like, imagine if you're being attacked by a bear, but we couldn't see the bear. Look at Drew, he's high. He's gone crazy.

52:04🔗 That's what it looks like.

52:05🔗 Adam Lock him up.

52:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

52:06🔗 Yeah.

52:07🔗 Adam Invisible bears, Drew, huh? That wouldn't be funny, would it? But that's what Antonio's saying with the methanol.

52:13🔗 Drew Yeah, it's used for our act commercial.

52:17🔗 Adam You just being thrown around, banging into a dumpster, being torn apart. Look, Drew's arm came off and it's, it's seriously being dragged into the forest. Chris? What's happening?

52:31🔗 Drew Geez, I had a car question.

52:33🔗 Adam All right, hold on.

52:34🔗 Drew But I can't think what it was though.

52:35🔗 Adam Oh, I got a car question.

52:36🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, yeah.

52:37🔗 Adam If Formula One is the most advanced automobiles in the world, the most expensive automobiles, the cutting edge Formula One is, Yes. why are they not using methanol and they're using pump gas essentially?

52:52🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Because they're taking the same technology and giving us that technology in our cars that we buy for the street.

52:58🔗 Adam Right.

53:00🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. As far as tires and technology in the car, paddle shifting is being brought in in cars nowadays. Right. Tiptronic, all that stuff. F1 gearbox, which are really great gearbox, are being brought in in a lot of cars. And fuel, tires mostly. I mean the testing is really for tires, for bridge stones and. Really? Yeah, because I mean if you can last a race and do well on tires and you know, you wanna buy those tires, you know, because you can finish a race with gasoline, but you can't finish it if you have no tires.

53:29🔗 Drew You guys were talking about accidents when I was thinking to myself, you know, the one thing people do not appreciate, that even if something doesn't crumple in on you, you don't catch on fire, your body going from 150 miles an hour to zero. Yes. Can rip apart. I mean, your aorta can tear in half, all kinds of things inside your body.

53:46🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I broke a rib, I didn't even know it, when I was racing go-karts in Australia, and because I was racing so much and I was strapped in and I was doing so many laps and then after I got home that night, I was like something hurts behind my back. And it was a rib that was kind of messed up and it was broken.

54:01🔗 Adam I remember when I was racing go-karts in Van Nuys over at Pepe's by the airport.

54:05🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Oh, that was great, man.

54:06🔗 Adam By the airport.

54:08🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I think my son there broke a hymen.

54:09🔗 Adam Is he still there?

54:12🔗 Drew So I've, you know, we broke your hymen?

54:15🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Now we know the truth.

54:15🔗 Adam What I'm saying, we've- B hymen. We've all, yeah, thank God they scotch-carded those seats because I left a little memento there, but what I'm saying is all us warriors have had our trials and tribulations and it goes with the sport.

54:31🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Of course.

54:32🔗 Yeah. Okay.

54:33🔗 Drew All right, now let's talk to Chris.

54:35🔗 Adam Chris? Yeah, I don't think that basis is there anymore. You're 25?

54:38🔗 Drew Yes, sir.

54:39🔗 Adam All right, what's up?

54:41🔗 I guess I'll forward this to the very passionate doctor. I'm afraid that you might kind of pass this off to my homoerotic profession there, but lately just the sex drive has been kind of not there. And I'm wondering if the hours that I'm working, I work 10 to six at night, just kind of the complete flop of the body clock.

55:09🔗 Drew Has your diet changed anything?

55:11🔗 Somewhat. I've been working nights for a couple of years now though. But yeah.

55:16🔗 Adam You're a fireman, it says?

55:18🔗 Yes, sir.

55:18🔗 Adam Don't-

55:19🔗 Drew Don't you do a couple of days at a time?

55:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I thought they were 24.

55:22🔗 Now, there's a lot of departments that work 24 on, 48 off, that sort of thing. We're a smaller department, so we work three eight-hour shifts.

55:32🔗 Adam There's still three eight-hour shifts. It's still only 24. This fireman is a great gig.

55:36🔗 Drew Yeah, but they do it in the middle of the night though.

55:38🔗 Adam Well, he does it, because he's a low man on the fire pole. Yeah, I could have said totem pole. But the point is, eventually he'll be working Monday, Wednesday, Friday from nine to five in the catbird seat. Yeah, getting tired and flip-flopping your schedule will F up everything, will it not?

55:55🔗 Drew Yes, it really can.

55:56🔗 Adam You'll get depressed, you won't be horny. Yep.

55:59🔗 Drew And then losing weight, changing your diet, again, to getting depressed, all these things can definitely affect your libido. Okay. Do you want a medication? Have you had anything else go on physically?

56:10🔗 No, I'm not an abuse survivor. I'm not a Mormon, so yeah.

56:14🔗 Drew No, no, no. No, no, are you a Mormon? No, I'm not even going down that path at all. It's more about the path of your physical condition, not even your health, just sort of the stress your body's under right now. And when your body needs to conserve, whether it's conserving energy by, because you're trying to lose weight, and people lose weight, they're on low calorie diets, they complain their libido goes down. When they don't sleep, their libido goes down. When they're depressed, their libido goes down. So yeah, you clearly have a situation where you could be causing that just from your work schedule.

56:47🔗 I was wondering if it would be the work schedule or maybe an underlying medical problem.

56:51🔗 Drew Well, you should be checked out just to be sure, because almost any condition you can name can affect your libido.

56:56🔗 Adam When are you going to get on days?

56:58🔗 I have no idea. I'd love to do it tomorrow, but when there's an opening, I suppose.

57:04🔗 Adam And when are you, let me ask a couple things. First, have you ever done one of those hunky calendars?

57:10🔗 Caller No.

57:12🔗 Adam Antonio did one called Here's What I Would Look Like in My Underpants If I Was a Fireman.

57:18🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, that was my hose.

57:19🔗 Adam You ought to do a whole series of like, Antonio Sabàto Jr, if he was a cop, here's what he'd look like in his underpants.

57:26🔗 Drew Because women would love that.

57:28🔗 Adam They would eat it up. And you know, I just saw a whole thing on like Entertainment Tonight where they're like, New York's finest, outposing, and the guys, big buff guys. Firemen are buff because they work out all day. Like, here's the thing. They put a gym in the firehouse. The guys hang out waiting for the alarm to ring and they have a lot of time. Whereas cops aren't quite as buff because they're actually, they work. And then when they're done working, they would have to go to the gym. Whereas you're sort of on the clock. Like, Drew, if someone said, look, hang out here for about eight, 10 hours. There's the gym. The phone may ring every, I don't know, hour and a half or two. Or you'll have to give some advice to a troubled teen. But until then, just, you know, hang out. You'd be working out, right?

58:12🔗 Drew Absolutely.

58:13🔗 Adam So these guys look great. And then they do these super beefcake things where they make these calendars and everyone's sort of like, oh, that's great, isn't it? But it's kind of weird. Like, what if we had like, chicks of the DMV, the sultry ladies of the DMV, like, or just some, or the post office, like, you know, chicks in their bra and panties representing, pushing a mail cart or something. Wouldn't people be outraged? Like, oh, wait a minute.

58:36🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Didn't they do the Walmart or their, something like that? The Walmart girls?

58:40🔗 Drew They do it like playboys. You gotta remember, you gotta remember.

58:42🔗 Adam Don't they?

58:42🔗 Drew Guys don't need the occupation or a story attached to pictures of women.

58:47🔗 Adam No, we need hot chicks.

58:49🔗 Drew So the story does not matter. It's for women, they like the story, they like the setting.

58:52🔗 Adam Said this many times, you go to a, you know, the male stripper comes out dressed as the cop, dressed as the fireman, dressed as the army sergeant. That's not a job by the way.

59:08🔗 Drew The point is there's a story attached to it and the more peculiar sometimes.

59:12🔗 Adam Only you can crack both stories. No, women are attracted to a guy who's got a gig and then he's gonna get naked. Whereas, meaning women wanna see the guy who's dressed as the cop, dressed as a fireman, dressed whatever, Indian chief. You did this to me last time with this by the, men have a stripper come out, your job, dressed like a whore.

59:31🔗 Drew Well, they want to, your job is a stripper.

59:33🔗 Adam Your job is to get naked, not look like you got a job and then turns out you're naked.

59:38🔗 Drew You have a job. Right. Job is stripper.

59:40🔗 Adam Indian chief.

59:42🔗 Drew But that's the point, guys just want what that it's supposed to be. They don't need to catch any stories. I was, I use the Indian chief because they want story and context and romance.

59:53🔗 Adam They want a job. They like when a guy's working and nude. Yeah, and the underpants model. That's the best. That's gig and naked. That's what a job. How do you get a job is that how do you, how do they figure out you look good in your underpants?

1:00:10🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They ask you to take off your pants.

1:00:12🔗 Adam Yeah, do you have to go into like Calvin Klein and try on a few pair of their underpants?

1:00:17🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I did, yeah. My package, you know, did pretty good, so.

1:00:21🔗 Adam Do they, is there, I'll be honest, is there any chubbing up that goes on before, you know. We're running, we do a very important segment.

1:00:32🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, they have a little gin for chubbing up in there.

1:00:34🔗 Adam There should be, you want to get a little blood. No, I'm talking about, you know, in the shorts. You want to get a little blood circulating, you know, to fill out, you know, the pouch.

1:00:43🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I guess you could, and you could do that. One could, one could.

1:00:46🔗 Drew If one needed to.

1:00:47🔗 Adam One could.

1:00:48🔗 Drew If one needed to, so he's being honest. If you needed to, Adam, you could do that.

1:00:53🔗 Adam I'll say what I do is I take a, I take a cucumber and I take a big fat rubber band. I make it, you know, and I just pull it just about an inch and a half down from it. And then I just slide that whole thing down there. Or I take a pipe cleaner and wrap it around about an inch down from the end of the cucumber. And then I just shove the whole thing in there. No, just, I just wedge it in there. The band gives a nice, nice realistic effect to it. I've tried it before with just a cucumber and it was so smooth, people got suspicious.

1:01:21🔗 Drew You need that architectural appointment.

1:01:24🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They look a little supernatural.

1:01:25🔗 Adam Yeah, and I've learned I have to tuck what I have between the legs because they'll get confused.

1:01:31🔗 Drew Really? They'll even notice it?

1:01:33🔗 Adam Sometimes they'll say, well, it's a huge vein you have on your penis. Like, thank you, I got to kill myself. Wow, is it varicose? You got to take care of that. What do you got? You got like a raisinette or something stuck to your penis or like a Good and Plenty. Is there a Good and Plenty stuck to your penis?

1:01:55🔗 Caller All right, let's talk to you.

1:01:56🔗 Drew Do they have Good and Plenty anymore?

1:01:58🔗 Adam I don't know if they have Good and Plenty anymore. Mike and Ike. There's either Mike and or an Ike stuck to the side of your cucumber. Megan?

1:02:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:08🔗 Adam You're 16? What's up?

1:02:12🔗 Caller Okay, well, I just had bikes for the first time and I was wondering if it's normal to not have an orgasm like the first couple of times.

1:02:21🔗 Adam Yes.

1:02:21🔗 Drew Yes, it's normal to never have an orgasm with intercourse.

1:02:24🔗 Adam That's right.

1:02:26🔗 Drew Majority of women.

1:02:27🔗 Adam Listen to him.

1:02:28🔗 Drew Megan, a majority of women. Majority. A majority, over 50% of women.

1:02:32🔗 Adam 50%.

1:02:33🔗 Drew I know in Adam's world it's 110%. But Megan, most women do not have an orgasm with intercourse ever. Yeah. That is the way it is. And some women, and about 10%, have it multiple orgasm all the time and that's just the way they are. And there's an intermediate group that sometimes has it with intercourse but usually doesn't.

1:02:58🔗 Adam But at 16 there's plenty of time.

1:03:00🔗 Drew Yeah, 16 very few would have an orgasm with intercourse.

1:03:03🔗 Caller Like the only time I've ever had an orgasm is with like oral and I was drunk at the time.

1:03:09🔗 Drew Yeah, but that would put you in the normal category and that's probably where you're going to stay. Do not expect to have it with sex necessarily.

1:03:17🔗 Adam But at 16 there is time to evolve.

1:03:20🔗 Drew Right, in your 20s sometimes things kind of, this is a biological fact of women. This is the way you're wired and constructed. And for some reason we've led women to believe they're flawed if they function like a normal human, normal female human.

1:03:33🔗 Adam I was trying to think about Antonio and it's interesting because he is a good looking guy, he's an underpants model, when he gets with a woman, I was wondering if A, they would be more likely to have an orgasm just because women work.

1:03:49🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Oh, but I know the difference, man.

1:03:51🔗 Adam No, I'm not saying a fake one.

1:03:53🔗 Drew Because their head is so involved in the phone.

1:03:55🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Oh, if they would have it, yeah, more likely to have it.

1:03:57🔗 Adam Well, here's the interesting, for a woman, you know, 70% of the experience can be just sort of where she's at emotionally. Whereas Guy could be at a funeral and you could put a shop vac onto his penis and he could be standing there viewing an open casket and something would eventually come out if there was a physical stimulation or whatever. Women, you know, if they're mad at you or they're not in the right place emotionally or they're whatever.

1:04:25🔗 Drew Or you're somebody they've idolized.

1:04:27🔗 Adam Now, yeah, now, so here's what I'm wondering. If Antonio Sabàto Jr. shows up and they've been looking at your billboard in Times Square for long enough and there's a fantasy that's built around it, does it help? And there's no way of answering this or you could do the math. Are they freaked out?

1:04:43🔗 Drew You could ask the lady. You're at zero, Adam. So we can compare your study group versus Antonio's.

1:04:49🔗 Adam Right.

1:04:50🔗 Drew So Adam's never had a woman orgasm during intercourse.

1:04:52🔗 Adam Right. Really?

1:04:54🔗 Drew Okay, say no more.

1:04:56🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. That's a, I want to get into that.

1:04:59🔗 Adam I guess that means more than one. Well, are you married now?

1:05:04🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I was, no.

1:05:04🔗 Adam You were married. Not anymore. And you date around?

1:05:08🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I kind of retired for a little bit, yeah. But I was for a minute.

1:05:12🔗 Adam You had a good run for a while there?

1:05:14🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I had a good run, yeah.

1:05:15🔗 Adam I could imagine. And most of the women, you know, they knew you and they'd seen you, they're attracted to you. I mean, in a way, and then don't be modest, but women have those same kinds of fantasies too, where they see a detractive man on a billboard or on a commercial and they think about being with him.

1:05:31🔗 Drew Well, they have the whole alpha male thing.

1:05:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they have the alpha male thing. And, you know, he shows up in his fire suit, talking about Trans Am racing in Europe.

1:05:39🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Oh yeah, riding my horse, too.

1:05:40🔗 Adam Right, comes in on, he pulls back and lands, pops off. He's in full, full fire suit, helmet and everything.

1:05:47🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. The whole bit, yeah. Come on, I have it in the back of my Porsche.

1:05:50🔗 Adam Yeah, and he's like, easy, baby, through hip-out, co-carte racing in Australia. But I would imagine, A, it would make it easier, or B, maybe it's too much, maybe it's too intense, it freaked out, you know what I mean? Like, here's the thing, you notice any difference in women from before you were a celebrity and after you were a celebrity?

1:06:14🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, yeah, definitely so. I've met some crazy ones, I mean, where they don't wanna be with me because there was one particular where she was so insecure with herself that she didn't wanna be with me and I wanted to be with her and I cared about her so much.

1:06:26🔗 Adam Did she wanna be naked in front of you?

1:06:30🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, she didn't wanna be naked. I adored her, I think she was great, but because she was so insecure with herself to be with me, for some reason she made it possible to split up.

1:06:40🔗 Adam She just sort of freaked out like...

1:06:42🔗 Drew She made it a self-fulfilling promise.

1:06:44🔗 Adam Yeah, you're gonna dump me because you're so international and good-looking and stuff, so I'm just gonna break this up before we even get going. She destroyed her religion. Dude, like, you get a shot at a Victoria's Secret model and you're like, no, please, no.

1:06:58🔗 Drew He would be hanging around her.

1:06:59🔗 Adam Remove your lips from my penis, sorry, stop.

1:07:00🔗 Drew You'd be clinging to her ankles as she walked out the door.

1:07:03🔗 Adam Well, no, here's what I would be thinking, I think you would be too, it's like, how many times can I have sex with this chick before she catches on and wises up? And it goes to Antonio's place.

1:07:12🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Well, it made me feel like, you know, listen, all the time we spend together, everything we try to talk and all that, it's just a bunch of, you know, what, you know, BS, you know? And that's the world that we live in, that we talk a lot, or at least we, at least I try to express my feelings at times, and most of the times, and people are just not listening. They have too many things to think about.

1:07:29🔗 Caller What do you do? What do you say?

1:07:30🔗 Drew You know? No, no, no, I think, I think the reality is they don't know how to express or come to terms with their own feelings.

1:07:37🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. With their own feelings, yeah.

1:07:38🔗 Drew They blame everything, they don't take responsibility for things. Right. And all the talk in the world doesn't go anywhere.

1:07:43🔗 Adam Yeah. I just think if a chick has been staring at your bigger than life picture in Times Square for long enough and then you get with her, that's gonna help. Whereas a guy, it could actually screw him up a little bit. The other way around. You know, you get with Claudia Schiffer, you're bound to pull a groin or something. You're gonna, Drew's gonna be pulling his Calvin sounds. Oh, this is, your voice gonna crack, you're gonna all weird. Yeah, you know, you might get freaked out a little bit. No, not Drew. Drew, Drew's a man of such exquisite passion that he could not be thrown from this. No, no, you're saying, yeah, when I'm saying to you, it's like, well, if a lion is used to eating zebra meat and then you put filet mignon in front of it, it might be a little tentative. No, no, you're just digging in with that much more passion and verve. Yes, Adam.

1:08:38🔗 Drew All right, okay.

1:08:41🔗 Adam I'd F Claudia, too, I agree. All right, what are we doing? Are we taking a break?

1:08:45🔗 Drew Break time.

1:08:46🔗 Adam I'm getting all hot talking to Antonio because he's nailed a lot of hot chicks and it's like I'm living vicariously through him. Drew, ask him tactfully if we can smell his junk. No.

1:08:57🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I'll sign you a couple, I'll leave them down there.

1:08:59🔗 Adam Thank you. We'll, I say tactfully? I think I meant tactfully. We'll take a quick break. When we come back, who are we speaking to, Drew? Muscle spasm.

1:09:10🔗 Drew Melinda.

1:09:11🔗 Adam Melinda?

1:09:12🔗 Drew Yeah, up in five.

1:09:13🔗 Adam All right. She's a boyfriend showed affection before they dated, now nothing. He's cold and distant.

1:09:20🔗 Caller We'll get to him after this.

1:09:43🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LEVE-191. Antonio Sabàto Jr. is here tonight. He is from The Help, which is on the WB. Friday nights, 9.30.

1:09:58🔗 Caller That'd be tomorrow night.

1:10:00🔗 Adam The Tina Fey in here Sunday night, along with Tim Meadows from Saturday Night Live. All right, Drew is looking up a rule of thumb on the computer.

1:10:10🔗 Drew It apparently has nothing to do with what she said. This is why they shouldn't be studying what they're studying.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Does it say anything about talking into a goddamn microphone over there? Yeah, yeah. That's good engineering, Chris.

1:10:23🔗 Drew Okay, can you hear me?

1:10:24🔗 Adam We'll give him a Campbell's can with some yarn tied onto it.

1:10:26🔗 Drew Can you hear me?

1:10:28🔗 Adam Yeah, we can hear you.

1:10:29🔗 Drew Here's the deal. There's no formal reference to having, this is becoming sort of, a reference to its folklore. It's becoming almost a urban legend, this business about the beating of the wife.

1:10:41🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

1:10:42🔗 Drew Hold on.

1:10:43🔗 Adam A caller called up about half an hour ago, got on Drew for using the term rule of thumb and said she was in her woman studies class and couldn't believe that he would be so insensitive as to use a term like that, which meant something about making it okay to beat a woman.

1:11:00🔗 Drew Right, English common law reference. But apparently researchers of legal decisions have never turned up any reliable evidence of any actual references to this as a legal decision. So this one website, the guy went back into the history books and found that it's a derives from woodworkers or constructors who knew their trades so well, they rarely or never felt back on the use of such things as rulers. Instead, they'd measure things for, by example, the length of their thumb, which you've talked about before too.

1:11:28🔗 Adam Right, and Drew found that on shutyourfattraphoe.com. Get over here, Drew. I believe we waste time with this nonsense.

1:11:38🔗 He's calling this show.

1:11:40🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you very much. Yes, I'm a champion woodworker. Turns the ladies on. Let's talk to Melinda. Any home improvement questions for me?

1:11:52🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. About wood and stuff?

1:11:53🔗 Adam Anything. Anything about the house?

1:11:54🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. I don't know. If I say maybe drilling, it might mean something else.

1:11:58🔗 Adam Yeah, you're gonna get it. You're gonna be going again. Oh, wait a minute.

1:12:01🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Pushed the wrong thing.

1:12:04🔗 Adam Melinda. You're 16. What's up?

1:12:07🔗 Caller Me and my boyfriend, we just started going out maybe a week or so. And you know, before we started going out, you know, he acted like he was, he really liked me and everything. And then like a couple, like a little bit after we started going out, he started acting like he hates my guts.

1:12:20🔗 Drew Did you sleep with him?

1:12:21🔗 Caller No.

1:12:22🔗 Drew Okay, well.

1:12:23🔗 Caller I'm still a virgin.

1:12:25🔗 Drew Maybe it's just not working out. He's not your boyfriend after a week, by the way.

1:12:29🔗 Caller Oh, he's not?

1:12:30🔗 Drew No.

1:12:30🔗 Caller No.

1:12:30🔗 Drew He may be working into boyfriend. They may want him to be your boyfriend. You may sort of betroth himself to you and become your boyfriend. The week you're just kind of figuring dating and thinking about becoming boyfriend girlfriend.

1:12:42🔗 Caller Sure. Yeah.

1:12:44🔗 Drew And it sounds like it's not gonna work out. Either this is how he conducts himself in a relationship because he has trouble with intimacy or just doesn't know how to express himself or be empathic with other people, or this isn't working out for him. He just is pushing you away. Yeah.

1:13:00🔗 Caller Oh, I just didn't like it very well. Well, I tried, I told him I was going to break up with him. And he said, Oh, don't, I'll change. You know, it's like, I didn't.

1:13:11🔗 Drew Nah, give him a couple of days.

1:13:12🔗 Adam Well, look, here's the thing. If a guy starts in too early, that's a bad sign. All guys are evil, but you shouldn't know it for at least 18 months.

1:13:20🔗 Drew He shouldn't, he shouldn't drop into his lazy stride in the first week.

1:13:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:25🔗 Drew He should still be showing you the new broom.

1:13:27🔗 Adam That's right. Which sweeps clean.

1:13:28🔗 Drew That's right. So you can sweep and clean. I would just use the drinking fountain out there. It's still clogged up from last night when you hawked into it.

1:13:35🔗 Adam So I got my phlegm from last night.

1:13:36🔗 Drew That's disgusting.

1:13:38🔗 Adam Powerful statement, Drew. Thank you, man.

1:13:40🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Clean that up, man.

1:13:42🔗 Adam It was clogged, even though my barnacle was stuck next to it though. And Drew, what gets Snuggies out of the sink better, cold water or hot water? Hot seems to irritate them.

1:13:53🔗 Drew No.

1:13:54🔗 Adam No?

1:13:54🔗 Drew It'll break them down better.

1:13:56🔗 Adam Antonio, you should have been in that movie Speed. Speed.

1:13:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:00🔗 Adam Yeah. This could be my new interviewing technique. We have guests on it.

1:14:03🔗 Caller I tell them what movies they should have been in.

1:14:05🔗 Adam You should have been in that movie, Bridge Over the River, Quiet, dude. That was a good movie. They should have been in that one.

1:14:13🔗 Drew He was three at the time.

1:14:14🔗 Adam I just give a list of movies I thought you should have been in. No, because not only was it about Formula One racing, but there was a guy in it who looked a lot like you.

1:14:24🔗 Drew He should have been in Grand Prix.

1:14:25🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. My dad was in Grand Prix. Oh, your dad was in Grand Prix. He was the second driver with Yves Montand, Nino Barlini. Wow. He drove the Ferrari.

1:14:33🔗 Adam Hold on.

1:14:34🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. It's in the blood, man.

1:14:35🔗 Adam I'm gonna kick my dad in the nuts the next time I see him.

1:14:38🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. John Frankenheimer, he was the lead with James Gardner.

1:14:41🔗 Adam That was an awesome movie.

1:14:43🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, that was the best risk car movie.

1:14:44🔗 Drew Where does the leg come up with that?

1:14:45🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Ain't that funny? It brought it up.

1:14:49🔗 Drew Have I ever mentioned that film in the entire time you've known me?

1:14:52🔗 Adam No, no, you've never, never. You've talked about Le Mans all the time.

1:14:55🔗 Drew You would have never thought I'd seen that film even?

1:14:58🔗 Adam No, no, I didn't know. But it was, it was that, I get the two confused. I know the one was Steve McQueen and the other was James Garner.

1:15:08🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, there's no comparison with both.

1:15:11🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm gonna go back and watch both of them. They're both real interesting. And who's your mom? Is she an actress?

1:15:17🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. No, she just...

1:15:18🔗 Adam Good looking person?

1:15:19🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, good looking person from Prague. They met in Italy and we grew up in Rome and then we moved here in 1985.

1:15:26🔗 Adam Same thing, you replace good looking in Prague with North Hollywood.

1:15:30🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. And I got the exact same life.

1:15:32🔗 Adam Same life.

1:15:33🔗 Drew Leave out the good looking part?

1:15:34🔗 Adam Yeah, as I say, you gotta get rid of good looking, get rid of Rome, replace with North Hollywood. And that's you.

1:15:40🔗 Drew That's you and my coven brothers.

1:15:43🔗 Adam All right, time to redeem ourselves with a little Germany or Florida. We got burned badly last time. Cameo? Hey, what's happening? You got Germany or Florida for us?

1:15:56🔗 First off, you guys are awesome. And Drew, your book sounds real interesting. I want to buy it one day, but gotta hold it.

1:16:04🔗 Drew If it's too expensive in hard bags, come out and paper back in a couple of months.

1:16:07🔗 Okay, I'm waiting for that one.

1:16:09🔗 Adam Come back in a tissue back too. I think there'll be a third one. There should be one more after paperback. Like everyone goes from the hardback to the paperback to...

1:16:20🔗 Drew Papyrus? I'm not really gonna put it out.

1:16:21🔗 Adam Yeah, like banana leaf. Something, yeah, something that is wrapped in. You know what I mean? That's even cheaper than paper.

1:16:29🔗 Drew Toilet paper, I guess.

1:16:30🔗 Adam Yeah, go from like 24 bucks down to 12 bucks. This would kick it down to like seven or eight dollars. We could all wait for that. Yes, Drew?

1:16:39🔗 Drew Yeah, great.

1:16:40🔗 Adam Okay, Cameo?

1:16:42🔗 Yeah. I'm interested from what's fun in Nazis, sex, meth and death fetishes. Both of them have got these. Guaranteed not the Borya, Germany or Florida.

1:16:52🔗 Adam That's right. And Cameo, let me say this about you and Dr. Drew's book. You can't afford not to read it.

1:16:57🔗 Drew Nobody can afford that.

1:16:59🔗 Adam Not to read it. Go ahead, Cameo.

1:17:01🔗 An actress is taken to the hospital after an artist injured her breast while trying to cut open her bra and a chainsaw with a chainsaw during rehearsal for a stage show. The chainsaw operator was lying down during rehearsal and he suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra and he couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach.

1:17:27🔗 Adam Nasty.

1:17:28🔗 Drew Germany.

1:17:28🔗 Adam Tough. We went Florida last time.

1:17:31🔗 Stage show.

1:17:33🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, Florida doesn't have a lot of stage.

1:17:35🔗 Adam Yeah, but they got a lot of circus over there.

1:17:37🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Or they got a circus show every day there.

1:17:39🔗 Adam Yeah, Ringling Brothers, come on.

1:17:41🔗 Drew You think they could deal with the liability of a... What are you laughing about, Cameo?

1:17:48🔗 Adam Quiet down, this is a very important decision.

1:17:53🔗 Drew I was just coughing. I wasn't laughing.

1:17:55🔗 Adam She took a bong load, relax. Okay, we went to Germany last time. We got screwed.

1:18:02🔗 Drew Let's think about it, though. Let's think about it.

1:18:04🔗 Adam Let's think about it. How about we just dedicate the rest of the show to it?

1:18:08🔗 Drew Again, I tend to think in terms of liabilities and what this country will tolerate. They wouldn't tolerate a show where there's a potential to even cut somebody.

1:18:16🔗 Adam You'd be amazed, though, at what they do with that kind of stuff. Because on one hand, they're all freaked out about, you know, child safety seats. On the other hand, they're throwing, you know, hatchets at a chick on a spinning wheel on The Tonight Show.

1:18:29🔗 Drew Now, a couple of other things. Now, she laughed when we mentioned Germany, as though sort of diabolically. And number two, chainsaw. Germany's not chainsaw country.

1:18:39🔗 Adam They have chainsaws.

1:18:41🔗 Drew It's not a, it's sort of a, it's a redneck thing.

1:18:44🔗 Adam All right. But this isn't beer stein country, but yet people possess them. Okay.

1:18:50🔗 Drew That's a tough one.

1:18:51🔗 Adam Let's go Germany.

1:18:55🔗 She was laughing in the background.

1:18:57🔗 Adam Yeah, but her laughing did not mean we're right or wrong. So we went Germany, we're right.

1:19:03🔗 Drew Yes.

1:19:05🔗 Adam All right. Thank you. We're back.

1:19:07🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, we're one and one.

1:19:08🔗 Adam It's good. No, we're one and one.

1:19:10🔗 Drew Oh, one and one.

1:19:11🔗 Adam One and one is, no, but yeah, that's true.

1:19:13🔗 Drew I declare the season begun this question.

1:19:15🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, that was a warm up one. That was a warm up one.

1:19:18🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, the first one was like, you know, warm up.

1:19:19🔗 Adam That was a warm up one, and furthermore, I would say this one counts as two. So instead of being one and one, what are we, gentlemen?

1:19:28🔗 Drew Two.

1:19:29🔗 Adam Two and O. Two and O. First warm up, this one counts as two. All right, let's make it three.

1:19:34🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Yeah, three and O.

1:19:35🔗 Adam Three or four. Three or four, four and O.

1:19:37🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Four and O.

1:19:37🔗 Adam Season's over. This was the championship. Three. All right, where are we going, Drew? Three. Three. Three and O. David?

1:19:43🔗 Hey, how's it going?

1:19:44🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:19:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:46🔗 Adam What's up?

1:19:48🔗 Caller All right, I guess I'd have to say I might masturbate a little bit more than the average guy does. And lately, it's been, when I ejaculate, or should I say orgasm, it's been coming out a real dark tan color or even a light brown.

1:20:04🔗 Drew Or even, should I say light brown?

1:20:06🔗 Caller Yeah, and I wanna know what's up with that.

1:20:09🔗 Adam For me, I have a winter brew, I call it. It'll change colors during the colder.

1:20:15🔗 Drew What color's your winter brew?

1:20:17🔗 Adam It's a darker, it's a darker color.

1:20:19🔗 Drew Or should I say?

1:20:20🔗 Adam It absorbs more sunlight. You could figure out why it would work, that when during the summer, it lightens up and it thins out, a thinner coat, you know, because it's warmer. So maybe he's just caught in that transition because I'm not changing colors.

1:20:36🔗 Drew And also, when you're at home, stuck inside in the cold months, you can start to work yourself excessively.

1:20:42🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right.

1:20:43🔗 Drew And the brown tinge, this is the way that, you know, the nature works.

1:20:46🔗 Adam A little bit of blood in there.

1:20:47🔗 Drew Yeah, it's blood.

1:20:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:49🔗 Drew So it's a little excessive there, David.

1:20:51🔗 Adam David?

1:20:52🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:20:53🔗 Adam How many times?

1:20:54🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Chill out a little bit.

1:20:55🔗 Adam What are you good for a day? Four times?

1:20:57🔗 Caller Four to five.

1:20:58🔗 Adam Four to five.

1:20:59🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Cut down a little bit.

1:21:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you have a lady?

1:21:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I do actually. We just recently started having sex.

1:21:08🔗 Drew You may want to just save a little bit of that energy for her.

1:21:11🔗 Caller But the thing is, she doesn't really want to have sex anymore because it's too painful for her and her hymen hasn't broken yet. Oh really?

1:21:20🔗 Drew What are you talking about? If you had sex with her, she does not have a hymen.

1:21:26🔗 Caller Well, it's still painful like six or seven times down the line now.

1:21:29🔗 Drew Well, that's a whole different problem.

1:21:31🔗 Adam What is that?

1:21:32🔗 Drew Vaginismus or God knows what? I mean, she needs a pelvic exam right away.

1:21:35🔗 Caller Yeah. She just got a bladder infection. What should we do about that?

1:21:40🔗 Adam Well, maybe it's that rusty load he's giving her.

1:21:43🔗 Drew Imagine the passion that he's unleashing on her.

1:21:46🔗 Adam She's a tetanus shot, not a pap smear.

1:21:49🔗 Drew Imagine the passion he's unleashing.

1:21:51🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:21:52🔗 Drew She needs to be treated. David, I don't understand. She has a urinary infection that needs to be treated immediately. That could get into her kidneys and cause a very serious problem.

1:21:59🔗 Caller But if he's had sex for sure, her hymen's broken.

1:22:03🔗 Drew Well, effectively.

1:22:05🔗 Adam Hold on, hold on a second. Here's the thing. David, 19 year old Spaz from Northridge who beats himself to a pulp every day is coming up with medical assertions and clinging to them.

1:22:18🔗 Drew Well yeah, he's developing, spinning yarns in his head.

1:22:22🔗 Adam What, are you going to junior college, David?

1:22:24🔗 Caller Yes.

1:22:25🔗 Adam What? All right, that is a four year junior college. You understand me?

1:22:32🔗 Caller Yes.

1:22:32🔗 Adam There's nothing good that comes out of that valley. I'm the only good thing that ever came out of that goddamn valley and I'm smart enough to leave. Now I hope a flood hits and washes all my memories away. All of my horrible valley memories. All right, so look, she needs to go to the doctor, get the pap smear, get everything checked out.

1:22:49🔗 Drew Absolutely, and get the urine treated.

1:22:51🔗 Adam Let me explain, let me explain something. Antonio erases the porches, right? He gets the factory car. You can drive around the streets as long as you want, but now when you wanna bring it on the track, you gotta do a few things. You got the thing out, you need a fire suppression system, gotta put a roll cage in, you gotta put a net in, has to be inspected. These are safety things.

1:23:09🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. If you burn your tires every single day, you ain't gonna erase nothing, you know?

1:23:12🔗 Adam You've got to do certain things before you take it out on the track.

1:23:15🔗 Drew Just like David's girlfriend.

1:23:17🔗 Adam Yeah, and yeah, Antonio, I'm not talking about beating off anymore. I'm talking about, she needs now, as a young lady, if you want to go out onto the track now, which means become sexually active with partners and do whatever, you gotta make a little pit stop and outfit yourself. Go to the gynecologist, get the birth control, do the, take the time, so you're safe. That's what it is. No one gets hurt in there. All right, let's see. Good question for Antonio here. That's a racing question. There you go, let's go.

1:23:49🔗 Drew Time for break.

1:23:51🔗 Adam John, you got a question for Antonio?

1:23:59🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. John? That's my good language.

1:24:01🔗 Adam All right, hang on for a second. I'm not sure what that was. So that may have been a prank phone call, but it was so nonsensical.

1:24:10🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. It might have been from another planet though.

1:24:12🔗 Adam Yeah. We'll take ourselves a quick break. Antonio Sabàto Jr. is here tonight. His dad was in...

1:24:20🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Grand Prix.

1:24:20🔗 Adam Grand Prix.

1:24:21🔗 Caller You know, what movie was my...

1:24:26🔗 Adam My dad was in... My dad, my dad didn't even see movies. Like my dad isn't cool enough to see Grand Prix. You're not being in it. Dad was in Grand Prix.

1:24:39🔗 Caller Wow.

1:24:39🔗 Caller Wow, I'm gonna kill my dad.

1:24:41🔗 Caller You know what I'm gonna do?

1:24:43🔗 Adam Don't take any offense to this, but I'm gonna crawl up your mom and force her to birth me. I'm gonna change my name and come out. Hey, it's Antonio Sabàto, Jr, Jr, Jr. Yeah, yeah, that's me. Hey dad, where's the car? What's going on? Where are we going to Europe? It's all right, I gotta race. Wow, he talks, he's a newborn. He's got a lot of ass hair for a newborn. All right, we'll take ourselves a little break and we'll be right back.

1:25:12🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Love Line.

1:25:37🔗 Adam Forget about that phone number. Tina Fey is gonna be in here on Sunday, along with Timmy Meadows from Saturday Night Live. Gonna talk a little about Mean Girls. Antonio Sabàto Jr is in here tonight. His dad was in Grand Prix. It's all you need to know. It's good enough.

1:25:56🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. That's about it, yeah.

1:25:57🔗 Adam What was that, like 1970?

1:25:59🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. 66. I won three Academy Awards. John Frankenheimer directed that film. It was the best race car movie of all time.

1:26:07🔗 Adam Where'd they shoot it?

1:26:08🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. They shot it at Silverstone in England and Belgium, Monza, Italy, and mostly Europe. Yeah, I didn't go to Japan. They went for the premiere in Japan, but that's about it, so Europe.

1:26:19🔗 Adam I was watching a thing on, I think, Le Mans, or Le Mans, or Le Mans, and they were, you know, when they filmed that movie, they actually, one of the cars they used, one of the camera cars they used was like the Golf GT40, where they just cut the roof off the thing, like a camera tripod on it and stuff, but obviously they needed a race car in order to film other race cars, because you just couldn't have a car going 60 miles an hour getting squirrely up there.

1:26:49🔗 Drew They probably wanted some foreground too, like the front hood of the car.

1:26:51🔗 Adam They took the fastest car they had, they whacked the roof off the thing. Little did they know the car would be worth $8 million right now when they were just taking a cutting torch to it in 1970.

1:27:01🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Beautiful car.

1:27:04🔗 Adam All right, a favorite game of car guys, by the way, is to sit around and lament how much they could have got a certain car for back when. My buddy the Wheeze could have bought a Mustang, a Hemi Mustang, a Boss 429 or something. Like six years ago, he could have got it for $29K. And then we're watching the Barrett-Jackson auto auction, and it goes for $113,000. And now every time I see him, he just goes, you know, I know, you could have. You could have.

1:27:38🔗 Antonio Sabato Jr. Ferrari cost two grand in 1969, but now it's worth $1.5 million, you know? Yeah, I could have, would have, should have.

1:27:46🔗 Adam Car guys, that's all they do. They just go, I had that car. I was gonna buy that one. I could have. So it's a weird thing. I don't know what other, people do it with real estate a little bit, but not like they do with cars. Car guys are almost, see, but here's what's unfair. Car guys are thinking about buying a car every 10 seconds and are thinking about every car. So 10 years from now, when one goes for $5 million, they go, oh, I was gonna. I was gonna, yeah, you're not, you're not gonna. Jason?

1:28:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:14🔗 Adam You're 21?

1:28:15🔗 Caller What's up, guys?

1:28:16🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:28:17🔗 Caller All right, I'm, like I said, 21, and there's an older woman who I work with, and she's been, the last few months, extremely aggressive at coming onto me. I've told her no before because she's married and she has children, and I just now found out that she recently got separated. So now she's becoming even more aggressive, and she just-

1:28:40🔗 Drew What kind of work do you guys do?

1:28:42🔗 Caller I work in retail. She works in an office.

1:28:45🔗 Drew What does that mean?

1:28:47🔗 Caller Clothing.

1:28:48🔗 Drew But I mean, she is a manager there or what?

1:28:51🔗 Caller Not necessarily a manager. She's like administration type stuff, bookkeeping, that sort of work.

1:28:56🔗 Adam Oh, look, is she hot or not?

1:28:58🔗 Caller Yeah, she's very hot.

1:29:00🔗 Adam Very hot?

1:29:01🔗 Caller Yeah, like all my friends, they're pushing me for it. I don't think it's a good idea because I had a deadbeat dad. And I'm afraid that, you know, I want to know the effects on her kids to give her as an excuse to tell her no.

1:29:16🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal. I mean, you could, of course, use that excuse if you want, but if you do decide to date her, just don't meet her kids.

1:29:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:25🔗 Drew Just date her, meet somewhere, you know, go back to your place, whatever, but don't meet her kids.

1:29:32🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, and they don't want to hear what you're doing to her, by the way.

1:29:35🔗 Caller Yeah, no, never.

1:29:38🔗 Adam Yeah, and the other thing, you know, it's funny about guys, especially if the chick's hot, he has no viable excuse not to eff her, so he's gonna have to, unless he comes up with something quick. Like, I like that, too. Like a woman would need anything more than, you make me sick, you pig, get away from me. I'm not into you. Like, well, that's the thing, my wife is like, if you got, you know, she's hot, he's 21, he has a scrotum sack, so she's like, well, what about it? What's it, I'm gay? No, no, you're not. I saw you looking at internet porn the other day. Oh, Christ. I guess we gotta do it. Should just bend you over here? Like, it's true, like, he's gotta tell her something. He can't just tell her, hey, look, you're not my type. He's got, he needs an answer. He's thinking of working the kid angle. I just like the idea that he actually, he had to come up with something.

1:30:26🔗 Drew A workable, excuse.

1:30:27🔗 Adam A workable, buyable, plausible.

1:30:31🔗 Drew He's gotta go for some sort of, he's got six months to live. No, no, that wouldn't work either.

1:30:35🔗 Adam That's like you're trying to get out of the draft or something. Look, we need a note from your doctor when you see a fall in arches. You can't just say you don't feel good. That's not gonna cut it.

1:30:44🔗 Drew Cause you're going.

1:30:45🔗 Adam Yeah, you're going in. Or you'll be penalized. That's right. Throw you in the stockade.

1:30:50🔗 Drew All right.

1:30:51🔗 Adam Let's.

1:30:51🔗 Drew Three.

1:30:52🔗 Adam Design three.

1:30:55🔗 Drew Ashley?

1:30:57🔗 Adam You're 19? You've got that little girl voice.

1:31:04🔗 Caller So I just recently like went on birth control and I, what?

1:31:13🔗 Drew We're listening.

1:31:22🔗 Caller Um, and um, after I masturbate, I, um, after I masturbate, I start to bleed.

1:31:29🔗 Drew Were you, were you walking away from somebody or what are you doing? Who was, who came out? You were with your dad?

1:31:37🔗 Caller No, it was just my dad.

1:31:38🔗 Drew Oh, just your dad. Yeah, was he with, uh, uh, Father McConaughey too?

1:31:42🔗 Adam And your dad, grandmother? They all came into the room. Hey, Ashley. All right.

1:31:49🔗 Drew To hear about a masturbation question. That's nice.

1:31:51🔗 Caller So afterwards, like the day after, I just, I feel like it's like I'm on my period, even though it's not that time of the month.

1:31:58🔗 Drew Yes. When you are a birth control pill, you will frequently bleed constantly. That is a, that is a side effect of the birth control pill. It's called mid cycle bleeding.

1:32:06🔗 Adam Should she adjust it?

1:32:07🔗 Drew Yeah, you got to talk to the guy, whoever is prescribing the pill.

1:32:10🔗 Adam What's the masturbation have to do with it?

1:32:12🔗 Drew People bleed a little more, the women are a little more likely to bleed after sexual stimulation of any kind.

1:32:17🔗 Caller I was just wondering, huh?

1:32:19🔗 Drew Yeah, basically. Hey, Ashley. You're wondering what?

1:32:23🔗 Caller I was, cause I was reading a book and it said that sometimes the uterine lining can go into the cervix. And it said you have to have an operation on.

1:32:32🔗 Drew No, no, Ashley, please. When you go on the birth control pill, this is a typical, typical side effect. It has nothing to do with what you're reading about. Maybe not unless you adjust the kind of pill you're on. That's why you need to call your doctor and talk to him about it.

1:32:47🔗 Adam I'll tell you, dad, you need some tampons and some new C cell batteries for the vibrate. Got it. Yeah. It's very upfront with the guy. Dad, you going to the market? Oh, oh. Are you going? Okay. As long as you're going. Oh, and I'm going to need I need a tether ankle strap because I got lost. I got lost.

1:33:07🔗 Drew Remember the girl who's asking his anal sex question? Mom came on the phone.

1:33:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:33:10🔗 Drew Good night, honey. Good night, mom. Good night, Father McCarty. Yeah.

1:33:14🔗 Adam It's like the Waltons.

1:33:16🔗 Caller The anal Waltons.

1:33:18🔗 Adam We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:21🔗 Caller Alright guys, bottom line, here's the deal.

1:33:23🔗 Looking to hook up?

1:33:24🔗 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

1:33:26🔗 One call is all you need to make. Call the dateline.

1:33:28🔗 Drew 877-889-DATE.

1:33:34🔗 Love Lines with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:34:08🔗 Adam That's the show everybody. I want to thank Antonio Sabàto Jr. for coming in here. We had a good time. Tell everyone to watch The Help, which is on Friday nights on the WB 930. All right, I want to thank Engineer Anderson for doing a magnificent job all week long. I want to thank Brian for doing a fantastic job on the phones. Who else we got over there? Junior, Junior Producer Lauren, Producer Ann and Engineer Chris over here. Yeah, nice haircut, buddy. You'll get some for sure this weekend. So, until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:50🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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