Tuesday, March 23, 2004

0:54🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

0:58🔗 Voiceover Listen to discretion as advised. Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:03🔗 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline.

1:04🔗 Voiceover I'm Adam. Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191-C-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R-E-T-R- Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Nikki Sixx, Tracii Gunn's here tonight.

1:15🔗 Brides of Destruction Hello.

1:16🔗 Adam All from Brides of Destruction. We're getting Nikki and Tracii some headphones, or should we call them in the business?

1:23🔗 Drew Cans.

1:25🔗 Brides of Destruction Cans. Yeah, we're pros.

1:26🔗 Adam Nice cans, Adam.

1:27🔗 Adam Thank you. The Brides of Destruction are gonna be on, let's see, what am I looking at here?

1:33🔗 Brides of Destruction What are we gonna be doing?

1:34🔗 Adam Well, you did, you just recently played Leno and Kilbourne, and you're gonna be on.

1:41🔗 Brides of Destruction I already did Dennis Miller. We're getting ready to go to Europe on tour. Ah-ha. You're getting ready to do America First. And we're all messed up here tonight. Yeah, we need help.

1:51🔗 Adam Yeah, Tracii, best known for having founded Guns and Roses.

1:56🔗 Adam I'm not best known.

1:58🔗 Adam Yeah, well, I'm just reading.

2:01🔗 Brides of Destruction We're off to a good start tonight.

2:03🔗 Adam Yeah, and then of course LA Guns. So now, you guys were around the scene at the same time, right?

2:14🔗 Adam Kind of, yeah, I mean, Motley Crue came out before LA Guns did. And the reason why we kind of became friends is because I totally stole his shtick. You know, when I was a teenager and put LA Guns together, kind of just modeled after, you know, Motley Crue in a lot of ways.

2:34🔗 Adam And then what brought you guys together to do Brides of Destruction?

2:37🔗 Brides of Destruction Well, we've known each other for a long time. A guy that used to be my roommate was best friends with Tracii. Tracii used to come over to the house all the time. And it was basically about music all the time, talking about music, what he likes, what I like. We like a lot of the same stuff. And we also don't understand why a lot of bands that, you know, whether it's Led Zeppelin and, you know, Sex Pistols, why they're not mixed together sometimes. You know, there's segregation in there. And that's something that we've always loved. And I had always heard that in his music and he heard that in mine.

3:10🔗 Adam That's right.

3:11🔗 Brides of Destruction So this is an opportunity. We started talking about wanting to do something fresh that maybe we would do that.

3:17🔗 Adam Well, here comes the brides are the CD. We're going to hear, we're going to hear single off of that. I guess we're here in the first hour, Drew. Is that cool, buddy?

3:29🔗 Drew That's cool with me.

3:30🔗 Adam We get paid the same. I got to talk.

3:32🔗 Brides of Destruction You guys do get paid the same?

3:33🔗 Adam Yeah, we get paid the same.

3:34🔗 Brides of Destruction Really?

3:35🔗 Adam It's horrible.

3:36🔗 Brides of Destruction That's not fair. I went home and broke it.

3:39🔗 Adam I broke it down.

3:40🔗 Drew Don't worry, I get paid way more per word.

3:43🔗 Adam Yeah, I broke it down. I went home. You know how much I get a syllable? Eight cents. You get $1,400 a syllable.

3:50🔗 Brides of Destruction A syllable?

3:51🔗 Adam A syllable, yeah.

3:52🔗 Brides of Destruction Come on.

3:53🔗 Adam It's not even a complete word. $1,400. So far, he's made $700.

3:57🔗 Drew Tonight.

3:58🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, now he's up to $2,100. Stop already.

4:04🔗 Adam Nikki, you know that 50 by 50?

4:08🔗 Adam But Nikki's got himself a nice turbo Porsche.

4:11🔗 Brides of Destruction You saw that, huh?

4:12🔗 Adam Of course. I noticed every new set of wheels that lands on this parking lot.

4:17🔗 Drew Didn't you let him drive your car once? Was that Nikki that did that?

4:20🔗 Adam No, that was who the hell?

4:24🔗 Drew Oh, you guys came with the car.

4:25🔗 Adam I'm going to I'm going to come up with it before the night is true. Donna, Nikki's wife, Donna Diarico, who was the lovely Donna Diarico, who was in here a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, she was about a month ago, drives the turbo Porsche as well. And I know this is a horrible sexist thing, but it always breaks my heart when I see chicks in really nice cars. I don't mind them like on the hood and stuff. I just I know they're they're using them like a grocery getter. And it drives me insane.

4:53🔗 Adam No, it's true. When Chris comes home from the market, you know, we got a trunk this big. And it's just I just pictured she pulls all this stuff out of this little tiny trunk.

5:04🔗 Adam Yeah, it was Tommy Lee, by the way, who let me.

5:08🔗 Brides of Destruction What do you have? Testerosa.

5:09🔗 Adam Testerosa.

5:10🔗 Adam Nice car. Nice go kart.

5:13🔗 Adam I know. And, you know, I told Tommy, it's like this is the ultimate rock and roll statement. I was like, oh, my God, you have a Ferrari Testerosa. It's a beautiful work of art. What year is it? And he goes, I don't know. And I thought, wow. Wow, that's pretty cool. Rock and roll.

5:30🔗 Adam How much how much was that I can't wait till he plays rock and roll again.

5:33🔗 Adam Yeah, just not even knowing the year. You know what I mean? That is the ultimate statement. That means you got you got money when you have no idea what year you're going to have.

5:42🔗 Adam I think that's just decadence.

5:44🔗 Drew And as an antisocial twist, there's a sprinkling of drugs, no drugs, no drug, no drug damage, of course.

5:51🔗 Adam Look, he's talking.

5:53🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah, no, I'm not. No, I'm not passing judgment. I don't know. I don't know anything.

5:57🔗 You're going to hell.

5:59🔗 Brides of Destruction I've been to hell.

6:01🔗 Adam Now, who did someone else? Oh, Nick Cage's ex-wife. Drew, you're not going to come up with her name, but Patricia Arquette, engineer Anderson, tells me also had the turbo Porsche.

6:13🔗 Brides of Destruction Well, these girls earn it. You know, they pay for it themselves.

6:16🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah.

6:17🔗 Brides of Destruction My wife bought mine for me, actually. I'm a kept man.

6:20🔗 Adam Really?

6:21🔗 Brides of Destruction No.

6:22🔗 Adam No, I wouldn't look down on that.

6:24🔗 Brides of Destruction I wouldn't.

6:24🔗 Adam No, I wouldn't either.

6:25🔗 Brides of Destruction I'd look up on it.

6:27🔗 Adam I wish.

6:27🔗 Brides of Destruction No, she does. She pays. She buys everything herself for herself.

6:30🔗 Adam Yeah. She makes money. She's got a career.

6:33🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, yeah. She's done very well for herself.

6:35🔗 Adam All right. Let's hop to the phones and we'll start with Sasha, who's 14. Let me just say one thing. Hold on a second. You know, I was thinking about this today and I just thought about it when you couldn't think of something. I always like this. Something I do and I think everyone does. I say to someone, what's the name of that band? What's the name of that actress? What's the name of that that car? What's the name of that place? And the person never inevitably drew. You never come up with it.

7:02🔗 Drew You do.

7:03🔗 Adam But I get irate when you don't know it.

7:05🔗 Drew Sure.

7:05🔗 Adam And it's ironic because I'm the one who doesn't know it first. You know what I mean?

7:09🔗 Drew And you're the one asking.

7:09🔗 Adam And I like that one too. Yes, she's that one who's in there with the blonde hair. You idiot.

7:15🔗 Adam Adam, have you ever considered being a tour manager?

7:17🔗 Adam That's what they do. Right?

7:20🔗 Brides of Destruction I mean, he would be ready to go on tour. So if you need a gig, you know. Yeah, I'd like you could do this from the back of the bus.

7:27🔗 Drew Just yellow people?

7:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:28🔗 Brides of Destruction No, well, yellow people.

7:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Are you real happy in the morning too?

7:31🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm horrible.

7:32🔗 Adam I mean, do you wake up just like, ah, yeah, this is great.

7:35🔗 Adam Yeah, man. In the morning.

7:37🔗 Brides of Destruction Well, in the road, you don't really wake up in the morning.

7:40🔗 Adam The tour manager does.

7:41🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, yeah. The tour manager does.

7:42🔗 Adam I could hear Adam coming down the hallway.

7:44🔗 You damn guys.

7:46🔗 Adam You got an interview. That'd be great. True. I could do that. You could. Your rate would skyrocket to twenty six hundred bucks a syllable.

7:54🔗 Adam You would have the time of your life. Yeah.

7:57🔗 Adam All right. Let's go. I'm leaving the night after the show. Sasha.

7:59🔗 Brides of Destruction The bus is waiting.

8:01🔗 Drew Sasha's 14.

8:03🔗 Adam What's up, baby doll?

8:04🔗 Hey. Oh, my God. I'm like, I'm sorry. I'm like shaking. I love you, Adam.

8:10🔗 Thank you. I have a.

8:13🔗 Drew Mental note.

8:15🔗 I have a question. It's kind of complicated.

8:20🔗 That word's complicated.

8:25🔗 About a year ago.

8:26🔗 Adam That's a $2,800 word for Drew. I won't.

8:31🔗 Drew I'll use it.

8:34🔗 Okay. Thanks. About a year ago. Well, I had been best friends with this one girl since the fifth grade and we had always hung out together and then until about a year ago, we were best friends and someone started this rumor that I had said something about her and her boyfriend and consequently we.

8:56🔗 All right.

8:58🔗 Adam Come on, baby. This ain't Tiger Beat Magazine here. What's up?

9:02🔗 So we stopped being friends and since then, I've kind of gone nympho. Like whenever I meet a guy.

9:13🔗 Adam Huh? Are you having sex with guys?

9:15🔗 Um, just three.

9:21🔗 Adam Three guys.

9:22🔗 But there were other guys and it was like.

9:26🔗 Drew 14. So why, why would the departure of somebody important to you create this intense reaction where you start acting out?

9:35🔗 I think it could be like maybe because I feel that I need to keep the guys there.

9:42🔗 Drew Right.

9:43🔗 Adam So why, why do you understand why your goofball friend dump in him as me?

9:47🔗 Drew Right. Why, why was that such an overwhelmingly painful experience that you had to somehow avoid or gain control over by acting out in this manner? Where have you had traumas like this in the past?

9:58🔗 Adam How many times I've warned you about talking to our callers?

10:01🔗 Drew Sasha, did your mom take off when you were three or something or no, my parents are still together.

10:06🔗 They're great.

10:06🔗 Drew Were you?

10:07🔗 Adam But what, but what?

10:08🔗 My mom, her family has like a history of like depression and stuff.

10:14🔗 Drew So she was, she was depressed when you were younger or she still is?

10:17🔗 She still has depression, but she's taking like the loft and stuff.

10:21🔗 Drew Was she not available the way you needed her for a long period of time because of her illness?

10:24🔗 Adam Yeah, she's a model depressed mother.

10:29🔗 Drew Did you get abused at some point?

10:31🔗 No, not that I can remember.

10:33🔗 Drew Did you, were you sort of unattended to by mom for a long period of time?

10:37🔗 No.

10:38🔗 Adam Drew had been a thousand as usual, so quiet down. Here's the thing. Maybe, you know, she's 14. Maybe she's ready to pot.

10:46🔗 Drew No way. No way.

10:47🔗 Adam Well, it happens once in a while.

10:49🔗 Drew This is acting out. This is, this is.

10:51🔗 Adam So Sasha, your parents are together. Can you control yourself? You weren't sexually abused. You weren't physically abused. Well, then why don't you knock it off? It's not good for you.

11:03🔗 Adam What do you get out of it?

11:05🔗 Drew Like, I mean, she gets she gets the connection. She feels like people care about her connected to her because the girlfriends she felt so attached to left or abandoned her. That's the feeling. Why? And so you got to look at fun.

11:17🔗 Adam There's yeah.

11:17🔗 Drew And if abandonment is that central an issue to you and you were so and as a consequence of abandonment issue is having you having these horrible behavioral problems. That's the beginning of a personality disorder, Sasha. And you really need to look into this.

11:28🔗 Okay.

11:29🔗 Adam No, baby.

11:30🔗 Drew No borderlines have that. That's sort of a dynamic and borderline personality.

11:33🔗 Adam So just cool your jets a little bit.

11:36🔗 All right.

11:36🔗 Adam Nothing past handies for six years. I was going to say three years.

11:41🔗 Brides of Destruction Six years. Six years.

11:43🔗 Adam Six years. By the way, that ship wants to ship sails.

11:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:47🔗 Adam You know what I mean? Fourteen. She's been with three guys.

11:50🔗 Drew God could take it away again. She could find renewed virginity. You know, the way that there's that.

11:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

11:57🔗 Drew People take it. Take it all back.

11:59🔗 Adam Well, look, if it doesn't grow back, how come, you know, you can kill somebody and find Jesus Christ in the joint and be forgiven. How come your Hymen can't grow back? A couple of youthful indiscretions, 14, 15.

12:10🔗 Adam They have plastic surgery for that.

12:12🔗 Drew No, no, but no, no, ba-ba-ba.

12:13🔗 Adam But they do.

12:14🔗 Drew Symbolically, people.

12:15🔗 Adam Symbolic.

12:16🔗 Adam Yeah, symbolically, people are forgiven for murder.

12:18🔗 Drew Symbolically the Hymen returns.

12:20🔗 Adam Symbolically the Hymen returns. Drew, that sounds like a great Christmas special.

12:25🔗 Brides of Destruction It really does. Sounds like a good name for an album.

12:27🔗 Drew It's my new book.

12:27🔗 Adam The Hymen Returns.

12:29🔗 Drew Yeah, the Hymen Returns.

12:32🔗 Adam Special pink cellophane around the jewel case. Kevin?

12:38🔗 Yeah.

12:39🔗 Adam You're 17?

12:39🔗 Yeah, I'm 17. This is kind of directed towards Dr. Drew.

12:44🔗 Adam Sorry, Adam.

12:46🔗 Adam I love you, Dr. Drew.

12:51🔗 I called in to KGO today to talk to Dr. Dean O'Dell to see what he thought of Dr. Drew, you know, because Dr. Drew, of course, you know, talks about a lot of sexual things and probably doesn't get his credibility. And Dr. Dean O'Dell was talking a lot about Dr. Drew and he was talking about how brave it is for you to do that, you know, and how he gets a lot of slander.

13:11🔗 Adam You see that, Drew?

13:12🔗 Drew That's nice.

13:13🔗 Adam Yeah. See, Drew is talking smack about Dean O'Dell.

13:15🔗 No, I don't.

13:16🔗 Adam He's a local radio. Yeah, Drew. Look, here's the thing.

13:19🔗 Drew I've never seen Dr. Smacks.

13:20🔗 Adam You hate all doctors.

13:21🔗 Brides of Destruction You were outside with us, remember that?

13:23🔗 Adam You hate all doctors the way I hate all nappers and masturbators.

13:28🔗 Drew People compete with you?

13:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:29🔗 Adam You just don't want them to shake your hand.

13:31🔗 Adam They're horning in on my territory. I feel like I'm number one. Nobody naps and beats off like me. I don't need these guys. You know what I mean? Everyone's a threat. You know, when you're on top of the napping and masturbation world and you're looking down at everybody, it's always someone trying to knock you off. You know what I mean? They're gunning for you.

13:52🔗 Drew I've met him before. He's a very nice guy. Super nice guy.

13:54🔗 Hey, Adam. I just want to say, just listening in, it is not that hard to understand anything you people are saying. And I don't know why everyone is an idiot. It must be the junior college.

14:08🔗 Adam Thank you, Kevin.

14:09🔗 Drew You're not going to junior college, are you, Kevin?

14:11🔗 Adam Listen, how much more inside crap do you want to talk about? Some local radio doctor that no one's heard of.

14:16🔗 Drew He does a national show.

14:17🔗 Adam Dean Adell. Nobody knows who Dean Adell is.

14:19🔗 Drew Yes, they do.

14:19🔗 Adam Not our idiot listeners.

14:21🔗 Drew That's true.

14:24🔗 Adam That's right. Your grandma knows.

14:27🔗 Brides of Destruction It looks like your senior grandma's an idiot.

14:29🔗 Adam No, I'm not.

14:31🔗 Drew But the grandmas need to have doctors around them so much.

14:34🔗 Adam Watch.

14:35🔗 Brides of Destruction Watch.

14:37🔗 Drew No, not recently.

14:39🔗 Adam I'm trying to set me up. Let me just do.

14:42🔗 Brides of Destruction Exactly.

14:44🔗 Adam All right. I'm going to just do a quick Loveline survey here. Zach.

14:48🔗 Yeah.

14:49🔗 Adam Dr. Deena Dell. Do you know the name?

14:52🔗 Not at all.

14:53🔗 Adam Thank you.

14:54🔗 Drew Hold on. Read the question.

14:56🔗 Adam Sadie, quiet down. Twenty. Sadie.

15:00🔗 Drew What?

15:02🔗 Adam Sorry, baby. I know it's prime TV time for you. I just had a quick question. Dr. Deena Dell. Do you know the name? Thank you.

15:12🔗 Hold on.

15:13🔗 Adam She sounds like the light, by the way, this.

15:16🔗 Drew Read her question.

15:17🔗 Adam Who cares? Read it.

15:18🔗 Read it.

15:18🔗 Adam Liz, listen, you jackhole, not quiet. Liz? Dr. Deena Dell. Do you know the name?

15:28🔗 Drew Good enough.

15:28🔗 Adam Thank you.

15:29🔗 Drew All right.

15:29🔗 Adam We're 0 for 3, Drew.

15:31🔗 Drew I agree with you, by the way, as it concerns our callers.

15:35🔗 Adam You said to people, you said to our audience, no.

15:37🔗 Drew No, no. I said as a national show, you were not our stone callers. I said, yeah, you're right.

15:41🔗 Adam All right. All right. Listen, I want to talk to Sadie over here like I can't stop playing with a tooth that's loose and hurts every time you flick it with your tongue, but you kind of you can't help it. Right now, we're going to dig the tongue underneath or like a nail that's going to fall off and you can't stop it. It's going to be painful, but it's going to be gratifying in its own way.

16:06🔗 Yeah.

16:07🔗 Adam You're 20? I went back to you after much soul searching and with a lot of apprehension, but here goes. What's your question?

16:16🔗 Caller All right, me and my boyfriend, we've been together for eight months, which is actually a pretty good relationship for me.

16:22🔗 Caller And he's a great guy.

16:25🔗 Caller And he has never had anal sex, but I have before. And I was just wondering, what's the best stuff to use for a lubricant?

16:32🔗 Adam What? Well, Prel, you know, the shampoo.

16:36🔗 Adam White rain. White rain? It's a conditioner.

16:41🔗 Adam Oh, oh, really?

16:42🔗 Drew He will be wearing a condom, yes.

16:45🔗 Caller He's a ripped condom.

16:49🔗 Adam Listen to Drew.

16:50🔗 Brides of Destruction I thought she said a ripped condom.

16:51🔗 Drew Say that he will be wearing a condom, correct?

16:55🔗 Adam Drew said he should put some foil around his Johnson before he enters you.

17:01🔗 Caller That sounds like it hurts.

17:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

17:03🔗 Adam Well, it does, but it conducts static electricity and it really can make, really can make for great orgasm.

17:10🔗 Drew Say that you're going to have him wearing a condom, is that correct?

17:13🔗 Caller All right.

17:14🔗 Drew So you want to use a non-petroleum based lubricant, right? Because that will break the condom. All right. So things like just KY or AstroGlyde, that's all.

17:26🔗 Adam Do they make a special like high viscous ass version of KY?

17:31🔗 Drew I don't think so, but maybe there's an opportunity for you there, Adam. What's wrong? Sadie, why are you so focused on this? What's wrong?

17:37🔗 Adam Now hold on a second.

17:38🔗 Drew What's up with Sadie?

17:39🔗 Adam Well, no one didn't have the anal sex before her or him. He never did.

17:43🔗 Adam He never did. I hope she means he was never on the winning end of the anal sex, not that he didn't do time in prison or something. Here's what I'm saying. There's different formulations of motor oil, like Quaker State makes it a general 30-weight, and then they make the one for the 4x4s, the extra viscous heavy-duty stuff, the 2050 stuff. Astraglide and KY ought to make a nice vaginal, light days kind of vaginal one, and then a super thick dipping sauce for the anus. Pro-duke.

18:25🔗 Adam Good analogy.

18:26🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you. And I got that. Yeah, this is porn star grade ass lube. This is not your grandmother's vaginal dryness remedy here. This is serious. This is all night ass lube. I'm just saying, they should kick it up.

18:45🔗 Drew The duke sounds very, you know.

18:47🔗 Adam The duke.

18:47🔗 Drew It sounds like it's really very powerful stuff.

18:50🔗 Adam Duke butt oil.

18:51🔗 Adam Let's get back to Miss Personality over here, Sadie.

18:55🔗 Caller Yes?

18:56🔗 Adam You sound like a delight, by the way.

19:00🔗 Drew What do you do for a living?

19:02🔗 Caller Actually I work at a car dealership.

19:06🔗 Adam Perfect.

19:06🔗 Drew Doing what?

19:08🔗 Caller Being a porter.

19:10🔗 Drew What does that mean? You carry luggage at a car dealership? What?

19:17🔗 Adam I can't put that on the other. You know how most car dealerships have those clear vacuum tubes? They send the invoices up and around and stuff. Some don't have that.

19:26🔗 Drew That's Sadie.

19:27🔗 Adam Sadie has to mule them over to the parts department. She cares. They don't have those vacuum tubes. That's my favorite part of the car dealership. When you get the part and they put the invoice in the thing, just you follow it and it spits it out at the cash register. Someone's got to blow bong smoke or something in one of those.

19:45🔗 Adam Well, they used to have the drive up tellers that did that too at the banks. You drive up to the one on Witsett.

19:51🔗 Adam It's awesome to see your stuff just travel along.

19:54🔗 Adam It's so futuristic.

19:55🔗 Adam It's so Logan's run.

19:57🔗 Caller Exactly.

19:58🔗 Adam Your document would get there faster if you walked it the eight feet over to where it's going, but it's better to travel the 14 miles through the tube and then plop down at the chick at the register.

20:09🔗 Adam It makes such a great sound.

20:12🔗 Adam Sadie? All right, baby doll, so you've engaged in this before, but your boyfriend hasn't.

20:21🔗 Caller Right. And I didn't mean that he hasn't given it. He hasn't ever, I mean, he didn't ever receive it, but he hasn't ever given it either.

20:28🔗 Adam All right.

20:29🔗 Adam So how come you don't know what the best thing to do is, you know, if you've done it, it seems that you would know what's most comfortable for you.

20:36🔗 Drew This is a non-question is why I'm going after it. What do you want to really talk about here? You don't want to talk about anything?

20:43🔗 Adam Well, Tracii.

20:45🔗 Drew Sadie.

20:46🔗 Adam No, but I'm saying Tracii is saying that Sadie is a seasoned veteran and why would she have questions about it?

20:55🔗 Drew Duke.

20:56🔗 Adam Get the Duke. That's it.

20:58🔗 Adam And here's the thing with the with the with the Duke. I mean, you got to put the Duke on with a cake spatula. You know, one of those frosting spreaders.

21:07🔗 Adam All it is is what's the stuff that the three stooges used to throw on the grill? The lard. You need lard.

21:12🔗 Adam It's basically Crisco.

21:13🔗 Brides of Destruction There you go.

21:14🔗 Adam Crisco.

21:15🔗 Adam It's an animal.

21:16🔗 Adam Caligula.

21:16🔗 Adam It's an animal based lube. Let's take a let's take a call.

21:23🔗 Drew All right. Real quick.

21:24🔗 Adam Let's do that.

21:25🔗 Drew Let's start it.

21:25🔗 Adam Let's start a call. Rachel. You're 22. What's up?

21:32🔗 Caller I heard Drew on Loveline like a month and a half ago.

21:35🔗 He mentioned the article.

21:36🔗 Caller It was written by a guy at the Washington Post, but that's all he said about it. And it was about little girl voices and Yeah.

21:45🔗 Adam Oh, you did?

21:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

21:47🔗 Caller I wanted to look up the article. I haven't been able to find it. Wow.

21:50🔗 Drew It was a while ago.

21:52🔗 Caller Where was I?

21:52🔗 Drew I think the article was maybe two years ago.

21:55🔗 Caller It was?

21:58🔗 Drew Maybe more. For some reason, I had contact with the guy again. He may be listening. I don't know how we'd get you the information on him, but he was a writer and wrote a nice little article about this. He was a staff writer at the post.

22:11🔗 Adam That article you brought in? Did you bring it in?

22:13🔗 Drew I brought it in. Didn't I?

22:14🔗 Adam Was the article based on our radio show or motivated by it?

22:17🔗 Drew Yeah, motivated by it.

22:18🔗 Adam I remember that show. I listened to it.

22:20🔗 Adam Really? I was here. I don't remember.

22:24🔗 Adam You're here every day.

22:24🔗 Drew You know what, Rachel?

22:25🔗 Adam It's true.

22:26🔗 Caller I went on the Washington Post archives and tried searching for Loveline and came up with nothing. Do you know the name of the guy who wrote it or anything?

22:34🔗 Drew I can't remember any of that. It was a long time ago. It really was not about Loveline. It was about this issue about how the voice reflects the person and can be a harbinger of trauma. That was the basic. He interviewed several different disciplines and it was sort of, yeah, it's been reported, yeah, we're taking cap and...

22:53🔗 Adam We hear that squeaky little girl voice. We hear trauma.

22:57🔗 Drew We're never wrong.

22:59🔗 Adam You can hear about the age. If the girl sounds like she's nine or four, there's a difference. However, when the trauma was, trauma doesn't always have to be like sexual abuse. Sometimes it's just apparent dyes or leaves or physical abuse, but they sort of get locked in at that age. Guys don't seem to have this, by the way. They have their own problems with trauma, but women, especially sexual abuse, real easy. You hear that little squeaky six-year-old voice coming out of a 23-year-old? There is sexual abuse. Where there's smoke, there's fire. Yes, Drew?

23:35🔗 Drew Yes, sir.

23:35🔗 Adam All right. Thank you. Brides of Destruction here tonight. Nikki Sixx, Tracii Guns. We're going to hear something off the new CD. Here come the brides. Right when we come back, Crank Yanker is on tonight. Forgot to alert the audience. 10.30 Comedy Central. That's right. Thank you. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

23:58🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

24:21🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number, I gotta use the mic there. Phone number, 1-800-LLVE-191. Nikki Sixx here tonight, Tracii Gunn's here tonight from Brides of Destruction. We'll hear something off the new CD. Here comes the Brides. And Drew?

24:40🔗 Drew Still obsessing about that Washington Post article. Chris, look in that closet and see if there's like a reprint of it.

24:46🔗 Adam Drew, what do you wait till we get on the air to tell Chris to do something? He's standing there like a lawn jockey for five minutes.

24:52🔗 Drew No, that's what he's working.

24:52🔗 Adam Giving you the stink eye while you're talking.

24:54🔗 Caller And now you get him to move?

24:56🔗 Drew Now he just stands and tolerates you.

24:59🔗 Adam You stay out of my smoked almonds too, buddy. And don't think I don't know because there was 29 of those last, when I left here on Wednesday and there's 26 and a half of them now. So I know somebody's been into them. You know, those almonds, they don't get up and walk away. Do you know what I'm saying? Someone has to eat them. Those are, those are gifts to me because of my greatness.

25:23🔗 Adam Have you tried the beer nut almonds yet?

25:25🔗 Adam Oh really? They have beer nut? I've been a smoked almond man.

25:28🔗 Adam Oh, the beer nut almonds.

25:30🔗 Adam Really?

25:30🔗 Adam Serious.

25:32🔗 Brides of Destruction I'm craving one.

25:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they're really good.

25:35🔗 Adam Tracii, you lean into that. Or pull it toward you a little bit. Yeah, beer nut almonds. You don't want to miss that. I just traveled on American Airlines. They give the hot cup of mixed nuts. Yeah, those are really awesome.

25:48🔗 Brides of Destruction You just keep asking for more.

25:49🔗 Adam Yeah, the thing about the nuts.

25:50🔗 Drew Well, they have that big carafe they'll eventually bring.

25:53🔗 Brides of Destruction The thing about the nuts is after a few times they're like, look, just take this.

25:57🔗 Adam Oh no, eventually you get a handful of them like rock salt out of a shotgun across the face. By the way, I like the F you amount. Like when you go, you buy the burger and fries they give you the one packet of ketchup and you go, could I have another ketchup? You get the big handful slapped down. You get that, go choke on the goddamn ketchup handful. Like get out of here with your ketchup. I like that. I like when they just go, they go sick. There should be an in between by the way, the one and the 30 they give you to tell you to F off.

26:27🔗 Adam Well now when you pull up to McDonald's, if you look at the window when you're paying, it tells you the exact allotment of how many condiments you're allowed per, you know, Oh really? Yeah.

26:37🔗 Brides of Destruction It says, I haven't seen that.

26:38🔗 Adam Oh yeah, yeah. It's funny, you know.

26:41🔗 Adam Let me say this about the ketchup packet. We could do better. We could do better. Somebody invented the ketchup packet like 45 years ago, maybe 50 years ago.

26:53🔗 Brides of Destruction Never really has worked.

26:54🔗 Adam You find yourself biting the area and it doesn't work. Then you're milking the thing, you know, you're putting, you're making your fingers into that scissor thing and squirting it. Eventually one gets loose and you step on it and it goes all over the place. We could do better than the ketchup packet.

27:08🔗 Adam Can we not? The room service ketchup.

27:10🔗 Caller Get a little mini bottle.

27:11🔗 Adam That's nice.

27:12🔗 Brides of Destruction But it could be considered, but it never wants to come out.

27:15🔗 Adam Oh, you can't get out.

27:16🔗 Adam You gotta dip, you gotta dip, but no.

27:18🔗 Adam Here's hard to drive and use a knife.

27:20🔗 Adam Here's what we could do with the ketchup. We could put it in the little dipping sauce containers where you just pull the cellophane on the top and just dip the fry. Get milking that thing. First off, I feel gay. It's very gay in motion. It's very sexual and gay, Drew. I'm just saying, there's a couple of things, one of them the ketchup packet that somebody signed off on 40 years ago and we just moved forward. And my thing is like, this is a work in progress. We're not done with this. Let's say, hey, hey, great scientist, let's get going on the packet.

27:54🔗 Adam Well, the guy made his money and that was it.

27:56🔗 Adam Yeah, but you didn't see us walk away from the phone or the wristwatch or the calculator or the TV remote.

28:02🔗 Adam There's not a lot of, of, of what do you flair for the ketchup.

28:07🔗 Adam I'm saying it's, it's not a big, it's not a, it's not a pun-tang gig. I guess, I don't know how else to say.

28:13🔗 Adam And it's a freebie.

28:14🔗 Adam But what I'm saying is, is what if we had taken the same approach to the TV remote 40 years ago? We still have that clicker one, that one used to train dolphins. You know what I mean?

28:24🔗 Brides of Destruction Click, click, click. The one with the cable.

28:26🔗 Adam With one button on it.

28:27🔗 Adam Yeah, the weird, weird button with the clicker thing. That's what we'd be.

28:31🔗 Drew The ketchup container has gone down with the picture phone and the fast train to Vegas. All those things that are just, they've been.

28:40🔗 Adam Yeah, we were promised the video phone and the bullet train, Drew means. I was in high school.

28:46🔗 Brides of Destruction We got eyesight now. It's pretty good.

28:48🔗 Adam I was in high school. They were talking about building that bullet train. What's eyesight?

28:52🔗 Brides of Destruction Eyesight on the Mac.

28:53🔗 Adam You can see the people you're talking to?

28:55🔗 Adam It's amazing.

28:56🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah. It's not a phone, but it's, you know, it's like the.

28:59🔗 Adam It's the same thing. Chat.

29:01🔗 Brides of Destruction It's like video chatting.

29:02🔗 Adam It's real time, though. There's no glitch or.

29:05🔗 Adam To me, to me, there's the only industry that benefits is the porn industry. You know, you, you know, Drew. You go out of town, you go to Chicago to talk to some idiots for 10 minutes. You don't need to see your wife when you call back, do you? No. Yeah, you don't, right? You don't need to see her when you're in town. You don't need to see her when you're in the house. I mean, she's a good looking woman. I'm just saying, you know, you know what she looks like. It's been ten years.

29:29🔗 Adam You have to go. You have to go on tour.

29:32🔗 Brides of Destruction We're going on tour. You got to have that stuff.

29:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:34🔗 Adam Amber. You're 15? What's up, baby doll?

29:40🔗 Drew Amber. At 15, you're supposed to be not just in between, but. I'm sort of over the place.

29:49🔗 Adam I'm coming to the end of mine. Be honest. I was in between 20 years ago. I'm now. I'm sort of on a home stretch now. I'm coasting at this point. Yeah. What's up? What happened to you?

30:02🔗 Well, I'm, well, when I was little, like, probably when I was probably 10, I had, like, a girl on girl experience. And I thought it was pretty cool and everything.

30:14🔗 Drew You're a lesbian.

30:15🔗 Adam True, please.

30:16🔗 Drew And?

30:17🔗 Caller No, I think I might be turning bi. Because I like, well, when I see girls, I'm like, oh, she's pretty and everything, but when I see guys, like, I get like more fulfillment from guys, even though.

30:29🔗 Drew Well, having a sexual experience before your brain is sort of set can affect your sexual orientation.

30:37🔗 Adam And as a female, is it ever really set? Does it ever fully dry?

30:40🔗 Drew No, but this sends it spinning.

30:42🔗 Adam It's really just like a bad paint job, those female brains. It's always a little tacky. They're quite right. It'll do at a certain point, but it's always a little, it's like, it's a bad oil-based paint job. They get mixed. They don't get mixed right or something.

30:58🔗 Drew Or they're too mixed. Amber, the key is not to act out. Just relax. Figure it out. Let things settle down. When you understand things more clearly, that's when you start making choices and acting. Not when you don't know and you're confused and you're in between.

31:10🔗 Adam Okay. And look, why don't you focus on something else?

31:13🔗 Drew Tess, you want to, you would tell your mom?

31:19🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

31:20🔗 Caller My dad? I haven't seen him since I was five.

31:24🔗 Adam Well, this is part of it.

31:25🔗 Drew There you go.

31:26🔗 Adam So Amber.

31:27🔗 Drew Is mom a drug addict or something?

31:29🔗 Caller No, she's actually a Christian.

31:31🔗 Drew Christian.

31:32🔗 Adam Are you angry at your mom?

31:35🔗 Caller Well, she's getting, well, she's engaged.

31:39🔗 Drew Oh, well, that explains everything then.

31:41🔗 Adam I asked if you're angry at your mom.

31:45🔗 Caller I don't know why I should be, but lately there's been some incidences that have been happening. I've been mad at her.

31:53🔗 Adam So let me just say this to all the ambers of the world, because we have to give this speech every once in a while. The dad is the guy who abandoned the family. The mom is the parent who hung in there and attempted to, you know, form some semblance of a family unit and raise you.

32:09🔗 Drew But the thing is, the mom should have kept the dad around. Mom forced the dad away. There's some sort of implicit thinking that way. Look, your mom did her job as a parent. Your dad was the A-hole.

32:17🔗 Adam Yeah, your dad is the one. Oftentimes, the parent that splits gets idealized. Like, dad's great if I could only get him to love me. Meanwhile, they're clashing with mom because mom is the warden. I mean, the mom is the one who's coming in saying, you can't wear that or you got to study or I'm going to your curfew is 1030.

32:36🔗 Brides of Destruction No fun police. That's what she is.

32:38🔗 Adam Right. Meanwhile, she's the one bringing the groceries home and putting the roof over the head. Deadbeat dad should not be idolized, should be despised. And that doesn't mean every guy you're going to meet has become dad.

32:49🔗 Drew Right.

32:49🔗 Adam It's just dad is not the parent you need to respect.

32:52🔗 Drew There's nothing that starts to happen to when kids are abused. They start to blame the mom for not saving them, protecting them from the abuse. And this she had a premature sexual experience and may have some of those kinds of feelings too.

33:03🔗 Adam All right. So I'm just saying give mom a little respect. She hung in there. She did the best she could. Stop riding her.

33:09🔗 Drew There you go.

33:10🔗 Adam All right. Hey, good times. Let's hear a song. All right. Brides of Destruction. Destruction. Chris, you got this. Seriously, pull your pockets inside out, because I know when you pull them out, some of my almonds are going to fall out of there. I know it. Come on.

33:27🔗 Drew You finished those items like four weeks ago.

33:29🔗 Adam Give me the button. I finished them. You finished them.

33:31🔗 Drew We finished them.

33:33🔗 Adam OK, listen, we're going to hear a song. I'm going to count the almonds. I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Chris. I'm going to shut the lights. You want to put the almonds back? There'll be no questions asked. Ah! Remember that move? I like to start doing that. I just start to bring that into my everyday life. You know, car stereo ripped off, whatever, divorce, whatever, getting fired. OK, I'm going to shut the lights. And it's all going to get put back to how it was before I turn these lights. No questions asked.

34:03🔗 Adam That would be such a great if you could have that opportunity one time in your life. You know, you lose something and you just say you're granted this one time you can turn the lights off and you'll get back what you really messed up on.

34:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

34:15🔗 Adam I wish.

34:16🔗 Adam You just shut the lights for like a bad Jim Carrey movie. Let's hear a little something from Brides of Destruction.

34:25🔗 Adam What song are you going to play?

34:26🔗 Adam We're going to hear Shut the F Up.

34:30🔗 Adam STFU.

37:37🔗 Adam Nikki Sixx, Tracii Guns is here tonight. Here comes the bride. Is it? Shouldn't it be here? Well, yeah, here comes the bride. There's four of us. It's good. I got it. I got it now. I've worked it. You never know. We do get a few tapas here for once in a while. Guys are in studio. We'll take a little break. Come back. Crank Anchor is on tonight, everybody. We'll come back, take some questions, some calls, all that after this.

38:13🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back. It's the Loveline.

38:34🔗 Adam Bert McCracken's coming in here from the used and Benji from Good Charlotte. Those are-

38:39🔗 Brides of Destruction McCracken, what kind of, that's not a stage name.

38:41🔗 Adam That's a- Those are filthy guys.

38:43🔗 Brides of Destruction McCracken.

38:44🔗 Adam They're filthy.

38:45🔗 Adam Danny McCracken.

38:46🔗 Adam You're gonna smell this whole place up. Brides of Destruction here tonight, Nikki Sixx, Tracii Guns here.

38:51🔗 Drew I don't know if Benji's being that filthy.

38:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but anyone who hangs out with Bert gets filthy. Oh, Wilby's filthy, I see.

38:57🔗 Brides of Destruction Is Bert dirty?

38:58🔗 Adam Yeah, he's dirty.

39:00🔗 Brides of Destruction Like smells dirty or he's just a dirty dog, like all guys?

39:04🔗 Adam No, no, it's grungy. It's filthy. It's not dirty in spirit.

39:10🔗 Drew He was Kelly Osborne's boyfriend for a little while.

39:15🔗 Adam Yeah, he's not a big washer guy.

39:17🔗 Brides of Destruction This is washcloth stuff though.

39:18🔗 Adam Although, you know, it's not a bad, you know, it's not bad to just get the reputation of really not, of not being that clean. Like, like to me, like, I like the reputation of being a light tipper.

39:31🔗 Adam You like that reputation.

39:32🔗 Drew Cause then you don't know, you could be lazy.

39:34🔗 Adam It gives someone four bucks. It's like, oh my God, Adam Carolla gave me $4 on $85 meal. No, but here's what I'm saying. Cause I was just talking to someone about this today, which is they were saying, you don't want to get a reputation as cheap or bad tipper. And I thought, yeah, but what's the opposite of that? You're Frank Sinatra. You don't give the doorman a hundred bucks and all of a sudden he's pissed.

39:56🔗 Brides of Destruction And then when you're broke, who cares?

39:57🔗 Adam Right.

39:58🔗 Brides of Destruction Right?

39:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:59🔗 Adam It's true.

40:00🔗 Adam I'll tell you that's the coolest thing about, what's Phil Wallis sound guy, legendary producer.

40:09🔗 Brides of Destruction Phil Spector.

40:09🔗 Adam Phil Spector. The coolest thing, Drew almost said a name that I didn't. Drew, has that ever worked out? And by the way, I'm convinced.

40:18🔗 Adam Never once.

40:19🔗 Adam And never once. And I'm convinced I could say, you know, your mom's name, mom, what's her name? First name. And Drew just keeps staring at me. He's angry. That's what it is. It's not that he freezes up.

40:30🔗 Adam Drew is very zen like when you're talking.

40:33🔗 Adam Yeah, he drifts off. If you call zen napping, maybe it's sleeping.

40:37🔗 Adam Yeah, it goes to a very happy place.

40:39🔗 Brides of Destruction Just say it like a cat on a car hood.

40:42🔗 Adam That kind of zen. Anyway, the coolest thing about Phil Spector, when he went to Dan Tanna's restaurant there and he got that night before, he got accused of killing that chick. He had like a $30 tab and he gave like a $500 tip. He didn't know what's going to make the news. That was just a Friday night. You know what I mean?

41:09🔗 Brides of Destruction I think he knew he wasn't going to need his money where he was going.

41:12🔗 Drew Yeah. Or he was bipolar and manic or he got strung out.

41:15🔗 Adam I got to tell you, whatever you want to say about the guy.

41:18🔗 Brides of Destruction Phil Spector, bipolar?

41:19🔗 Adam No. That's just a class move. No. When you tip 5,000 percent of whatever the bill was.

41:27🔗 Drew Good times.

41:27🔗 Adam Yeah, good times. But not Corolla.

41:30🔗 Drew No, no.

41:31🔗 Adam He's cheap. Spread the word. But he showers. Mike?

41:34🔗 Adam Yes, but you're clean.

41:35🔗 Adam Hey, I'm always done with that too. Mike?

41:38🔗 Hey, Dr. Drew, Adam, what's up?

41:40🔗 Adam What's happening?

41:41🔗 Not much. I just wanted to ask you, Dr. what is the best way to deal with panic disorder and how did you deal with it in the past when you used to have it?

41:51🔗 Drew How do you know I used to have it?

41:53🔗 Adam Did you?

41:53🔗 Well, you said so on the radio.

41:56🔗 Drew I guess that's how you would know. I was actually mistreated and I suffered with it all the way through college for the most part, with a depressive episode.

42:06🔗 Adam Drew was beaten with a slipper. That's how they used to do it back then.

42:10🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:10🔗 Adam That made him worse.

42:13🔗 Drew Now, there's tremendous pharmacological interventions that are available. All kinds of medication that are effective depending on the pattern, the quality, whether it's predominantly anxiety or panic or with a social phobia.

42:25🔗 Adam How about my tough love treatment?

42:26🔗 Drew Just, yeah, I had a panic attack. Listen to this. That's probably what you heard about, Mike. I had a panic attack. I hadn't had one in years, but I had one on the set of Loveline, the TV show after nearly having a fist fight with Jon Favreau.

42:38🔗 Adam Was that the show?

42:39🔗 Drew It was the show Following. No.

42:42🔗 Adam Drew hates Jon Favreau.

42:43🔗 Drew No, I don't.

42:44🔗 Adam He does, but all right.

42:45🔗 Drew That day, we weren't so happy with each other. And afterwards, I just got this intense panic attack. And I go, I got to take a break. I got to go into my dressing room. Adam came in there and.

42:56🔗 Adam What? You tell the story.

42:58🔗 Drew Came in there and said, God damn it, get off your ass and get in there for the show. If I have to spend one more minute here than I absolutely have to, I'm going to kick your ass.

43:08🔗 Adam And what happened?

43:09🔗 Drew I went and finished the show.

43:09🔗 Adam He went back out there and what'd he do?

43:11🔗 Drew Well, you have to. Broke it down.

43:13🔗 Adam Broke it down.

43:14🔗 Caller He got a hand in.

43:15🔗 Adam He grabbed at me and he broke it down.

43:17🔗 Caller And that's the important part.

43:18🔗 Adam And he went in there and he did a good, solid six, six and a half show. Maybe a seven even. The point is, is we went home on time.

43:26🔗 Adam Don't you find after the panic attack that you're almost euphoric?

43:29🔗 Drew No, not me. Then I get anxiety and.

43:32🔗 Adam Anxiety about the panic attack of your?

43:34🔗 Drew Just to get more anxiety, it just kind of sticks around. I feel exhausted and that kind of good stuff. Anyway, but there, there, you know, therapy is another thing if you want to try to sort of build internal structures that help you be less likely to have these panic episodes. The therapy on a long-term basis can be helpful. And then pharmacological interventions in the short term.

43:54🔗 Well, I was just curious, like with you as a mostly your internal dialogue that like you got to think more positively so it doesn't happen?

44:02🔗 Drew No, no, I'm not sure that those sorts of cognitive behavioral interventions.

44:07🔗 Adam Once you're in the throes of it, it doesn't work.

44:10🔗 Drew It's a circuit that just opens up and once it opens and you can't talk, you're just powder in it.

44:15🔗 Adam Hi, this is John Favreau.

44:17🔗 Drew One of the things you can do is you can learn to manage when you're in them. Just like fear of flying and things like that. They will eventually, they sort of extinguish as you learn that they're not so overwhelmed.

44:29🔗 Adam Do you pop the pill when you feel one coming on or would you take it in a situation that might invite that anxiety?

44:36🔗 Drew Depending on what pill you're using. If you're just taking a beta blocker, you take them before you're going into those situations. If you're taking a benzodiazepine, short acting, rapid acting like Xanax, you take it when the attack occurs. Although there's also, it's very competent.

44:49🔗 Adam How fast is the Xanax gonna kick in?

44:51🔗 Drew 15 minutes. Oh yeah.

44:52🔗 Adam I got that shaved down to about 11 minutes with a Bloody Mary, actually.

44:57🔗 Adam See, that's the primer, the liquid.

44:59🔗 Adam Yeah, that gets it movin, gets it circulatin.

45:03🔗 Adam And you're not alone. That's always the good news about.

45:05🔗 Adam Lean in to your mic.

45:07🔗 Adam I'm sorry, you know, cause I had all kinds of panic and hiding from the world. And the more research that I did on it, and you find out that you're not absolutely alone.

45:18🔗 Drew Very common.

45:19🔗 Adam You know, it kinda soothes you a little bit to have the, you know, to know about it and to talk about it. You know, the more I talked about it, the better I felt over the years.

45:29🔗 Adam What about these stories you hear about guys like Donny Osmond who grow up on stage and then all of a sudden they're 36 years old and they can't go out and perform.

45:39🔗 Drew Is that a panic attack or what is that? That's more phobic. It's like fear of flying. You're flying, flying, flying, and all of a sudden the panic starts hitting you.

45:45🔗 Adam But that doesn't really work that way with something like flying.

45:47🔗 Drew Yeah, that's exactly how fear of flying occurs. It's not something that you usually start, the classic fear of flying develops in somebody who doesn't have a problem flying.

45:55🔗 Adam Wait a second now, Drew, because we talked about this and we, you and I both were nervous flyers and still we started doing a lot of flying and then it just became sort of routine, like many things.

46:07🔗 Drew But I used to fly back and forth to college, never thought about it. Then somewhere along the way there, I started getting increasingly anxious about it, got horribly anxious about it, couldn't fly.

46:16🔗 Adam Really?

46:16🔗 Drew And by the time you and I got together, I was sort of getting over it and then nothing is gone.

46:20🔗 Brides of Destruction Something, did something trigger that?

46:22🔗 Drew I just remember a conversation I had with a friend of mine about how we were just freaking each other out about flying and then I started.

46:29🔗 Brides of Destruction I mean the concept is all wrong, isn't it? It's a medal up in the sky.

46:34🔗 Adam You don't want to get stoned and think about it.

46:36🔗 Brides of Destruction No.

46:36🔗 Adam But a couple of boozes helps the time pass.

46:40🔗 Brides of Destruction Amazenix.

46:41🔗 Adam I've found, yes. Brides of Destruction here tonight, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back after this.

46:48🔗 Caller Here it is, bottom line, it sucks being single today.

46:51🔗 Caller Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

46:54🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:55🔗 Caller Call the Dateline.

46:56🔗 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

47:01🔗 Loveline will be right back.

47:03🔗 Caller So get your problems ready.

47:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

47:40🔗 Adam Brides of Destruction here tonight. All here tonight. Matt?

47:52🔗 Drew He was called from a semi.

47:54🔗 Adam Oh, really?

47:54🔗 Brides of Destruction From a semi.

47:56🔗 Caller I'm on my phone, can you hear me? There you are, you're back.

48:00🔗 Adam I can't hear you.

48:01🔗 Brides of Destruction Listen to that.

48:02🔗 Adam No way.

48:02🔗 Brides of Destruction It's convoy.

48:03🔗 Adam Uh-oh. What's it doing? Now. All right, hold on a second, Matt. We'll let Matt find a, I don't know what-

48:13🔗 Adam That was the coolest thing I've ever heard.

48:18🔗 Adam I was yelling at somebody tonight on my cell phone, ironically, that was fading in and out. This LA have to have the worst goddamn cell phone reception of any major city in the United States.

48:28🔗 Drew Only in the highly trafficked areas.

48:30🔗 Caller Yeah, like Balboa. Wilshire Boulevard.

48:33🔗 Drew Wilshire Boulevard, the 10.

48:34🔗 Adam The four or five.

48:37🔗 Adam Anything that goes over the pass.

48:39🔗 Drew Any pass.

48:39🔗 Adam Any pass. Any mountains, any hills. Oh here, I never go over that.

48:43🔗 Brides of Destruction Did you notice on the 101 you're driving, all of a sudden the phone just dies, you look up and it always says Balboa.

48:49🔗 Caller Oh well.

48:50🔗 Adam We, yeah, toward the West Valley, we get the same thing out on this side. And the point is, what I was saying to the guy tonight is, is there any city in the world where people spend more time in their cars and more time on their phones than Los Angeles? Do we really have to rank number 578 in terms of efficiency? I mean I go to New York, I go to Idaho, I go to Chicago, the cell phone works like a dream. And every time people give you, they give you this topography thing. And by the way, all of you shut up. I'm tired of you with your, well they have it. Yeah, we got a hill. The highest one's about 65 feet. Let's get over it. Let's get past this.

49:29🔗 Drew Break it down.

49:29🔗 Adam Let's break it down. Let's get a hand in now. It puts some more of those creepy cell phone trees up.

49:35🔗 Adam Those are so weird, man.

49:36🔗 Adam It's gotta be weird for like owls and stuff. I gotta be like, oh my God, I got stepped up as eating mushrooms or something. I was like, I was screwing an owl in a plastic tree. I was freaking, like they gotta be just freaking out. Like birds gotta be gone.

49:51🔗 Drew They turn flagpoles into.

49:52🔗 Adam Well, don't they put? All I'm saying is put some stuff up there. No, no, they put the fake owl on top of the liquor store so the pigeons don't crap on it.

50:01🔗 Brides of Destruction It doesn't work. It doesn't work.

50:03🔗 Adam It doesn't, it works. Like here's the thing, I always liked that.

50:07🔗 Adam Nikki put a giant bee on his house so all the little bees would go away. That didn't work.

50:11🔗 Brides of Destruction It didn't work at all.

50:12🔗 Adam I know, here's, I think somebody figured if you put that plastic owl out front of stuff, it's gonna keep the pigeons and other birds. Drew got some bad coffee. Keep the other birds away. It keeps them away for about 10 minutes but eventually you just see them sitting on it and dry humping the owl.

50:29🔗 Brides of Destruction And that's the best when they're setting on it, right?

50:32🔗 Adam I know, I love it. A scarecrow with all the crows on it.

50:34🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah, right?

50:35🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean listen, if birds flew away every time someone shoot them and stayed away, they'd really have nowhere to go. They gotta come back eventually.

50:42🔗 Adam That's true.

50:43🔗 Adam I just wish your crap wasn't white. Who decided? You know what I mean? If it was just a brownish color mixing nicely with the roof, you know what I mean? It's the white that really screws everything up.

50:54🔗 Drew The whole Oreo appearance?

50:55🔗 Adam Yeah, here's my point. I just like to get the cell phones working just a little bit better in the Los Angeles area.

51:02🔗 Drew A little bit?

51:03🔗 Adam Like about 100 times better, maybe 1,000 times.

51:07🔗 Drew How in New York do they get it in the buildings? Here, you walk in a building, forget it.

51:11🔗 Adam Yeah, forget it, it's true.

51:13🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't know. Everyone has a logical answer. It's just the technology's been around for a long time. Let's fix it. Let's make it better. Like the ketchup packets. Let's improve it. We're not done. Get a hand in, now break it down. That helmet, that's not a chair.

51:27🔗 Caller Grab a knee.

51:29🔗 Adam Okay, a little Pop Warner flashback there. Matt?

51:33🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

51:35🔗 Adam All right, now, big fan of Nicky's?

51:38🔗 Caller Yes, I am. I don't mean to make him feel old, but I've been listening to him since I was a kid.

51:42🔗 Drew Where are you now?

51:44🔗 Caller I'm in Visalia right now. Just backed up underneath the trailer, hitched up.

51:49🔗 Adam Visalia is a great novelty town for a trucker to be in. You know, if he's calling from an Encino, it wouldn't be any good. You know what I mean?

52:00🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm in Visalia headed home, but anyhow, I got a question for Nicky. Are you there, Nicky?

52:06🔗 Brides of Destruction I'm here, man, can you hear me?

52:08🔗 Caller I can hear you loud and clear. Hey, I just stepped the bass and started playing about three, four months ago. What kind of advice can you give me about learning?

52:19🔗 Brides of Destruction I would suggest taking lessons, and I would suggest playing with a metronome so that you have something to play to, so you get a feel for timing, and just be thirsty for information. Learn as much as possible. Great. Listen to all kinds of music is the other thing.

52:37🔗 Caller Oh, I do. I listen to everything from classical to classic rock.

52:41🔗 Adam Now, Matt and a lot of our listeners don't know what a metronome is. That's one of those chicks that's got dude junk. You know what I mean? It's like kind of part dude and part chick. You need that person in your band is what Nikki's saying. You jam with that dude, chick dude. Yeah, I don't know. That's the tick, tick, tick. Drew's got one of those, I'm sure. Yes?

53:08🔗 Drew Yes.

53:08🔗 Adam Yes. And see, I wouldn't thought of a Nikki's a metronome guy.

53:13🔗 Brides of Destruction Well, you know, I'm more of a drum machine guy, but it kind of goes with the lessons. You know, if you take lessons, they're going to make you get a metronome. So or something or a click tracker. Now, you know, you can just play with drum loops. There's all kinds of stuff.

53:25🔗 Adam It's important.

53:26🔗 Brides of Destruction But it's important to play with a rhythm.

53:29🔗 Adam Oh really?

53:30🔗 Brides of Destruction Otherwise you're just going to be the whitest guy in rock.

53:32🔗 Adam Is that is that more so for bass player? Is that count for same with drummers?

53:37🔗 Adam Anything piano, guitar, everything.

53:39🔗 Adam Lena, sorry, I'm sorry.

53:41🔗 Brides of Destruction Yes, everything.

53:41🔗 Adam Now, I mean, I teach guitar, so I know, you know, I mean, there's guys, if the metronome is going click, click, click, the guy's going to go, you know, ding, ding in between. I mean, it's timing. And when you're learning how to play music is everything. And it's actually even more important than just learning to play to a click or a metronome is play along with the songs that you love that made you want to play.

54:07🔗 Brides of Destruction Also build strength, build strength. You know, people think, you know, oh, I know that opening part of Stairway to Heaven, right? But to play all of that song in the same tempo as the song, you find out it's really difficult.

54:22🔗 Adam It's very difficult.

54:23🔗 Brides of Destruction You get tired. Your hands get tired.

54:25🔗 Adam What's it, Nikki?

54:25🔗 Brides of Destruction What's a rough job?

54:26🔗 Adam What's one of the best bass songs that?

54:30🔗 Brides of Destruction Bass songs, best bass songs.

54:31🔗 Adam Sometimes I think about that. Like, you know, there's great rock songs.

54:34🔗 Adam Summertime Blues by The Who is pretty.

54:37🔗 Adam Yeah, they're heavy bass. They're a remake of it.

54:41🔗 Brides of Destruction Some of the best bass I like is in some of the old ACDC songs. It's just simple, almost like just eighth notes, just thumping along, but it does something. It just gets the groove going. I love that kind of stuff.

54:54🔗 Adam I was thinking of, yeah, The Who, John Entwistle, probably one of the better bassists. He died about two or three years ago now. It's been a few years.

55:05🔗 Brides of Destruction What did he die for? Was it drugs?

55:07🔗 Adam He had a heart attack.

55:08🔗 Adam He was in Vegas and he was like 50 something and he just died in his room.

55:14🔗 Brides of Destruction First of all, you're not in The Who, 50 some in Vegas and just die.

55:20🔗 Drew Whenever you hear a young person getting dehydration or dying suddenly.

55:25🔗 Brides of Destruction Anyway, he was in The Who. There has to be hookers and cocaine involved around. I'm going to be disappointed.

55:30🔗 Adam One with a story.

55:31🔗 Drew Jared? Yeah.

55:33🔗 Adam You're 20?

55:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:35🔗 Adam What's up?

55:36🔗 Caller Well, I was just wondering if it is unhealthy not to masturbate.

55:42🔗 Drew Unhealthy.

55:43🔗 Adam I think it damages your spirit.

55:46🔗 Caller Okay.

55:47🔗 Adam I believe we all have a light that's inside of us and it gets brighter the more you beat off. And you, by not beating off, just have one of those small Christmas bulbs, like not the big ones, but even the little ones, you know, the cheap ones.

56:03🔗 Drew The beat bulb.

56:04🔗 Adam The beat bulb.

56:05🔗 Drew As opposed to the beat beacon.

56:07🔗 Adam I got a Klee Glide. Like I got one of those things they use when they open movie theaters.

56:12🔗 Drew Jared, I can't really say that it's unhealthy. It can affect your sex drive, your testosterone levels. There's sort of an optimal range for all that. But what's happening? What prompts the question?

56:26🔗 Caller Well, I've just always been curious about that. I am a virgin and I've just, I was thinking about that and was listening to you guys and I was like, no, I should call in and ask.

56:39🔗 Drew So how much, what are you doing?

56:42🔗 Adam What can we put you down for?

56:45🔗 Caller How much do I masturbate or?

56:47🔗 Yeah.

56:49🔗 Adam No, we're ordering lunch. You're retarded.

56:51🔗 Caller Come on, once every three to four months.

56:55🔗 Adam Holy.

56:55🔗 Brides of Destruction That's not enough.

56:56🔗 Adam To me, I wouldn't even count that.

56:59🔗 Brides of Destruction That's like, how often you breathe.

57:01🔗 Adam About once or twice every six months. It's like you're dead. You can't count that.

57:08🔗 Adam It's good for your brain to do that. Not just your weenie, but I mean, it's good for you.

57:15🔗 Drew Are you trying not to do this?

57:19🔗 Caller My church is definitely against it.

57:22🔗 Drew And are you having night emissions? Wet dreams?

57:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:27🔗 Adam That's God giving you a handy.

57:28🔗 Drew Right. So it comes out of either way, Jerry. Why is it bad for you to-

57:33🔗 Adam Street style.

57:34🔗 Adam Yeah, but he's not getting the benefit if it's only happening when he's asleep.

57:38🔗 Adam Don't knock that.

57:39🔗 Drew Adam, what's up?

57:40🔗 Adam You can think-

57:41🔗 Adam I've never had one.

57:42🔗 Adam Oh, great. I'll give you one.

57:45🔗 Adam I mean, I'll get my fingers crossed. Hey, Nikki, if- never mind, I was going to tell the camping joke.

57:53🔗 Brides of Destruction That would just get us in trouble.

57:55🔗 Adam Yeah, forget it.

57:55🔗 Adam Hey, Jared, how do you know your church is against it? Do they have handout literature and stuff? How does that work?

58:03🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I belong to the Church of Jesus Christ, the Latter-day Saints.

58:09🔗 Adam Sure.

58:09🔗 Caller Otherwise known as the Mormon Church.

58:11🔗 Drew You a Mormon?

58:12🔗 Caller Yes.

58:14🔗 Adam 100% I know.

58:17🔗 Caller All right.

58:17🔗 Adam So you're Mormon and it says, thou shalt not stroke at thy meat. And if thou does, it was bad?

58:27🔗 Caller Basically, yeah.

58:30🔗 Adam But you're allowed to have so many women, so I mean, you shouldn't eat.

58:33🔗 Adam You're going to have a few wives as a Mormon.

58:35🔗 Brides of Destruction Can't you have like seven or something?

58:37🔗 Adam Did they change that? I don't think there was a cap on it when they had that.

58:40🔗 Drew They changed it. And again, all that had to be.

58:43🔗 Caller There's no place for me in the church anymore.

58:46🔗 Adam Oh, man. To me, that's the only reason you get in.

58:49🔗 Adam I'm not converting.

58:49🔗 Adam Now I'm out.

58:51🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah.

58:53🔗 Adam Well, this is like.

58:54🔗 Brides of Destruction He's like, OK, well, anyway, guys.

58:56🔗 Adam To me, it's like Hooters ran out of wings. You know what I mean? It's time to pack it in. I got to leave. That's the only reason I became a Jehovah's. No, what is this guy? Mormon. That's the only reason I got in is I get a handful of wives. By the way, aren't we all miserable with our one wife? Let's do the math. Do the wife math. You know what I'm saying? I envy you.

59:18🔗 Adam Just say it, man. Just say it.

59:19🔗 Drew There's some community down in like...

59:21🔗 Adam We could all do... You know what I could do with? Half a wife. Forget nine. You know, I don't want to go this way. I'd like to ratchet it down just a little bit. I got like five-eighths of a wife. Monday, Wednesday, Friday wife, maybe every other Sunday. I don't need five. I need less.

59:36🔗 Drew I was talking to a reporter who filed a report about some-

59:39🔗 Adam Drew, you could use a little-

59:40🔗 Drew Community in Arizona.

59:41🔗 Adam You could dial down the wife a little bit too, right?

59:43🔗 Drew Seven-eighths.

59:44🔗 Adam Misery loves company.

59:47🔗 Brides of Destruction Come on. Join me. Join me.

59:49🔗 Drew These guys, each one of them basically is like a little head of a cult. That's the way it plays out.

59:55🔗 Adam Hmm. Yeah, it's great. Well, really, most of the polygamists are just pedophiles because they get them when they're 13 and 14.

1:00:03🔗 Drew Magically having sex with them, the new ones are the ones they have sex with and the ones by the time they're 25, they're done with them.

1:00:09🔗 Adam Right, right. And they end up banging their sisters and they get them all. It's great. And then trying to get a little government support. Yeah, they're delightful guys. Someone just put a bullet in their heads. And by the way, let them meet their maker, right? Sure. They'll throw a big parade for you in heaven because you've been banging a bunch of 13-year-olds. Fantastic. And I like, by the way, that we have to respect it. It's like, what if I just said, look, here's my religion. I eat chili fries and beat off. Hey, back off, man. What's with the judgment? You respect it. Right.

1:00:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:42🔗 Adam It's like everyone, everyone puts on the kid gloves and it's like, he's polygamous. He has a lifestyle where he believes that he's banging 14-year-olds and getting welfare.

1:00:53🔗 Drew That's it.

1:00:54🔗 Caller We got to do this?

1:00:55🔗 Adam It's like, according to the teachings of Allah, certain strains of the religion say that you should kill the infidel. Let's stop respecting all these retarded religions. Really, let's just start ridiculing them like we should have been doing years ago and stomping them out, by the way. Not everyone gets to start their own religion.

1:01:13🔗 Adam But it's just like how guys from the Valley are weaned on Tommy's chili cheeseburgers and jerking off. I mean, you're not going to stop. We believe in that.

1:01:20🔗 Adam I know, but I don't get a tax break from the government because I like to beat off. By the way, into the chili fries. Into the chili fries. That's my religion. Yeah, actually.

1:01:31🔗 Drew Please.

1:01:32🔗 Adam What the hell are we talking about?

1:01:33🔗 Drew I'm taking calls. Georgia, Florida.

1:01:36🔗 Adam Drew's three-quarters of a wife. Yeah, sorry. But if somebody said.

1:01:46🔗 Adam Man clapping along.

1:01:47🔗 Adam Drew's wife will listen to the show. That's the problem. My wife goes to bed at like at 9.55 and by the way, gets an ass full of me and my loud mouth at home. By the way. And by the way, it's like, oh, please, would you shut up already? I'm trying to watch some goddamn TV. You got Tivo. You can stop it. Yeah, I know. But I don't want to interrupt the fluff. Drew, my wife hates the sound of my voice. But here's the point. If you could have nine wives. Or five eighths of a wife. What do you go with?

1:02:18🔗 Caller No, I go with nine.

1:02:21🔗 Brides of Destruction You go with the nine.

1:02:22🔗 Adam No, you don't go with nine. Nine Asian wives. But not nine of our wives. There's pains in the ass.

1:02:31🔗 Brides of Destruction Come on.

1:02:32🔗 Adam You go with five eighths. You go with five eighths. Nothing wrong with five eighths. Monday, Wednesday, Friday.

1:02:38🔗 Adam You're gonna live with that?

1:02:39🔗 Brides of Destruction You're sucking Tracii in. I'm seeing it happen. He's like, okay, five eighths.

1:02:43🔗 Adam Well, I mean, you know, but we have it great because we are home with our wives and it's great. And we get to leave for months at a time. Right. So it's like having a five eighths.

1:02:54🔗 Drew Five eighths. One hundredth of one.

1:02:56🔗 Adam That's why we've been with them for so long.

1:02:58🔗 Brides of Destruction Maybe it works out better for them.

1:03:00🔗 Adam It does work out better.

1:03:01🔗 Brides of Destruction They're like, please, please tour.

1:03:03🔗 Drew Look at that.

1:03:04🔗 Adam Take it easy, Drew.

1:03:05🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah, actually, my wife was the one that suggested. She said, don't you think you should be touring with this band?

1:03:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:09🔗 Brides of Destruction I thought that was pretty cool at first. And now that I'm thinking about it.

1:03:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:13🔗 Adam Well, you know, my.

1:03:14🔗 Adam Hondo, the Gardener's coming on Wednesday.

1:03:16🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, yes.

1:03:17🔗 Adam Kick off the tour Tuesday.

1:03:18🔗 Caller Hit the road.

1:03:20🔗 Adam All right.

1:03:21🔗 Adam Come on, Drew.

1:03:22🔗 Adam Don't you get this? When are you leaving? I get that once a month.

1:03:27🔗 Adam True. OK, so you go nine wives. Nine wives.

1:03:32🔗 Adam So you have that anxiety and control.

1:03:34🔗 Adam No, it's his wife's listening.

1:03:37🔗 Alex.

1:03:39🔗 Adam Drew, the polygamist, everybody.

1:03:40🔗 How's it going? Hey, I was on last week, too. Do you remember me, Dr. Drew?

1:03:44🔗 Adam No, I'm a percent. Percentagist. I'm not a polygamist.

1:03:48🔗 Drew You're a partialist. You're a partialist.

1:03:50🔗 Adam I'm a partialist. You give me a, give me a 13 sixteens. Maybe 27 64s. You know, I could really break it down. Really dial it in. I've had an ass full of Alex already.

1:04:02🔗 Drew Okay, four then.

1:04:05🔗 Adam All right, now I'm going to talk to Alex now. Alex? You have a Germany or Florida for us?

1:04:10🔗 Yeah, I was on last week too. I had the one with the baby head. Do you remember me? Do you remember me, Dr. Drew?

1:04:16🔗 Adam No, nobody, nobody knows and nobody cares.

1:04:18🔗 Drew Is this one the Barbie head, the guy was eating them or something?

1:04:20🔗 Yeah.

1:04:21🔗 Drew Oh, Adam, you're going to love this one.

1:04:23🔗 Adam All right. Well, I wasn't here so I don't care. So go ahead, Alex.

1:04:25🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:27🔗 A 41-year-old man was a model airplane hobbyist and was killed when his radio-controlled helicopter went haywire and crashed into his neck.

1:04:36🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:37🔗 Adam This is either Germany or Florida. Now, to be fair, this could happen in either Germany or Florida and there's really nothing that would lead us to believe it. Florida, big hobbyist state. Oh, is that right?

1:04:49🔗 Caller Yeah, a lot of model.

1:04:50🔗 Adam They have the Top Gun Model Airplane Competition out there every year. We're going Florida.

1:04:56🔗 You are? It's Germany.

1:04:58🔗 Adam Who?

1:05:01🔗 Caller All right.

1:05:02🔗 Adam Foiled again. Yeah. Thanks, buddy. Call back next week.

1:05:06🔗 Caller Hey, Drew.

1:05:07🔗 Drew Hey, Alex.

1:05:08🔗 Caller I was looking at your book at the store and it was kind of expensive. I want to read that thing.

1:05:13🔗 Drew There's a paperback coming out towards the end of summer.

1:05:17🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:05:17🔗 Drew All right.

1:05:19🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:05:20🔗 Caller All right.

1:05:20🔗 Drew Thanks.

1:05:21🔗 Adam Yeah. Paperbacks easier to roll up and stuff in your jeans.

1:05:24🔗 Drew I think he's asking for a free one. What's that, Anderson?

1:05:27🔗 Adam I think he's asking for a free one.

1:05:29🔗 Drew I don't have any. He's a pain in the ass anyways. Who cares?

1:05:31🔗 Adam Drew, you don't have any books to give away? Really?

1:05:35🔗 Drew The ones I have given away, I had to buy myself.

1:05:38🔗 Adam Really?

1:05:39🔗 Brides of Destruction That's...

1:05:39🔗 Adam Well, you guys had to buy them from Amazon. That's what I had to do too.

1:05:42🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah.

1:05:43🔗 Adam You bought Drew's book?

1:05:44🔗 Brides of Destruction No, no. The Motley book. I'll buy a case of them and keep them in my house. So when people come by and they go, hey, do you have that book? I'm like, yeah, here you go. It was another $16.

1:05:56🔗 Adam It is...

1:05:57🔗 Brides of Destruction You can do that with your record too.

1:05:59🔗 Adam I'm doing a little name dropping here, but I was in New York last weekend and went to go see Dear, Dear Friend Alec Baldwin's play. And I called him up and I said, hey, I need a couple of tickets Saturday night. That's like $86 a ticket. And I'm like, you can't flow me some tickets, bro? And he's like, I don't get tickets. And there's a fair amount of that that goes on in this business.

1:06:21🔗 Adam He lied to you.

1:06:22🔗 Adam Probably right. First off, they're probably $45.

1:06:25🔗 Brides of Destruction Concert tickets are like that now.

1:06:27🔗 Adam Yeah, they're the same price.

1:06:28🔗 Brides of Destruction Remember talking to the Aerosmith guys? The artist has tickets. And they're like, no way, dude, you gotta buy them.

1:06:32🔗 Adam I know. Here's the bad part. Everyone thinks you get them for free. So if you do, like each year we have, you know, at K-Rock, we have the big Weenie Rose, we have the Christmas, you know, the Acoustic Christmas, everyone wants to go times, you know, 10 pairs of tickets. They're 55, 60 bucks a piece. I gotta pay 600 bucks every year. And then I gotta hand them out to everybody.

1:06:56🔗 Brides of Destruction And they collect.

1:06:58🔗 Adam Sometimes, but sometimes not.

1:07:01🔗 Brides of Destruction That feels kind of bad. Here's your ticket, but give me 50 bucks.

1:07:09🔗 Adam The worst thing is when you actually pay for the tickets to give them to somebody and they don't show up. That happens a lot.

1:07:14🔗 Adam Then I'm pissed. Yeah. So, Drew, nine wives.

1:07:19🔗 Drew Nine.

1:07:22🔗 Adam Nine of your wife, right?

1:07:23🔗 Drew Mm-hmm.

1:07:25🔗 Brides of Destruction He's a smart man.

1:07:26🔗 Adam So that's a lot of bravado, Drew. You want to think about that? Give it a little thought.

1:07:30🔗 Drew Think about all my passion.

1:07:32🔗 Adam Drew is a man of exquisite passion. And he is a, he would be, you would be like a car that would park in a new garage every night. Yeah. You have exquisite passion. Whereas for me, I sort of want to be left alone to wait to die.

1:07:47🔗 Drew Outside, in the rain.

1:07:48🔗 Adam Like to be, yeah. I want to be left alone. So I don't need nine wives bugging at me. Drew. But I do need a three-quarters wife.

1:07:55🔗 Caller Is it like five for each day of the week and then like two for Saturday, two for Sunday?

1:07:59🔗 Adam How would the nine break down?

1:08:01🔗 Drew Anderson's got to go to a good plan.

1:08:03🔗 Adam And who's to say you got, you couldn't take on a few at once?

1:08:06🔗 Drew It's a good time.

1:08:08🔗 Adam It's not like you don't got a mouth and some junk and a big toe. I'm just saying, Drew.

1:08:14🔗 Adam I love the word.

1:08:15🔗 Adam Drew, a doctor, a man of great dexterity and a man of great passion.

1:08:23🔗 Drew That's with the toes.

1:08:23🔗 Adam That's what we're talking about, the toes specifically. All right. Brides of Destruction here tonight, Nikki Sixx, Tracii Guns, and we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:08:36🔗 Caller This is your radio.

1:08:57🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tracii Gunn's here tonight, Nikki Sixx. Hello. Brides of Destruction.

1:09:08🔗 Brides of Destruction Just talking about when I was down here about five years ago with Donna and she had a-

1:09:12🔗 Drew Was that five years ago?

1:09:13🔗 Brides of Destruction A few bottles of wine.

1:09:14🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:15🔗 Brides of Destruction That was fun for you guys.

1:09:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:18🔗 Drew We used the drop of her announcing her name for a long while after that.

1:09:23🔗 Adam Well, mispronouncing her name.

1:09:24🔗 Adam She mispronouncing her name?

1:09:26🔗 Caller Well, she'd heard-

1:09:28🔗 Adam Donna D'Erico is not an easy name to pronounce.

1:09:31🔗 Brides of Destruction No, I remember when I was introduced to her and people going, you know, what's this girl you went out with? And I go, Donna D'Erico.

1:09:41🔗 Adam If you've had a couple of boos, as D'Erico said, don't come flying out.

1:09:46🔗 Brides of Destruction She was in rare form that night. Yeah.

1:09:49🔗 Adam Yeah. I think I saw a little booby.

1:09:51🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, yeah. I think she was flashing you guys.

1:09:53🔗 Adam She's got a little flash. Yeah. It's good times. Normally, we're miserable.

1:09:58🔗 Adam Hey, you had to bring me this time.

1:09:59🔗 Adam Hey, guys. It's quite a disappointment.

1:10:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:03🔗 Adam All right. I'm over it, Drew.

1:10:05🔗 Drew You over it?

1:10:07🔗 Adam Nine wives, huh?

1:10:08🔗 Drew Nine.

1:10:08🔗 Adam Not going to join me down to three quarter? No.

1:10:11🔗 Adam I thought it was five eights.

1:10:12🔗 Adam I'm five eights, yeah.

1:10:13🔗 Drew Seven thirty seconds on what you said.

1:10:15🔗 Adam Yeah, because if you think half a wife, still that's three and a half days a week. That's a lot. You know what I'm saying? Just give some thought.

1:10:25🔗 Adam Just saying outside how it'd be great to have you as a friend because every time we get in trouble, you go, oh, it's Adam. I was with Adam.

1:10:31🔗 Drew I actually like women. Most guys don't like women.

1:10:34🔗 Caller Well, because you're peeing. You're peeing.

1:10:36🔗 Adam No, no, no.

1:10:36🔗 Drew I actually like women. I actually do.

1:10:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:39🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:10:39🔗 Adam Not your mom, though.

1:10:40🔗 Drew I don't know what that says about me.

1:10:42🔗 Adam Women are cool, man.

1:10:44🔗 Adam No, you like hanging out. Well, here's the thing. You don't like dudes because you're not really a dude. I mean, see, you're one of those metronomes we were talking about earlier.

1:10:56🔗 Adam Different levels of dude-um.

1:10:57🔗 Adam Yeah. You don't like dude stuff. You claim to like it, but you don't like wrenching on cars or fixing houses.

1:11:04🔗 Caller You're not really into sports.

1:11:05🔗 Drew I never got developed the way it should have been.

1:11:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Your parents were sending you to opera lessons and stuff like that when you were a kid. You didn't even get the bonding that you should get with the dudes. See what I'm saying? That's what I'm trying to do for you, man. Well, why don't you let me in?

1:11:21🔗 Drew Why don't you, dude?

1:11:22🔗 Adam I've been knocking for like nine years. I'm about to open in the door. Think about it. Don't answer. Think about it. Okay, now I answer. Would you answer?

1:11:31🔗 Drew I didn't know when you were bending over and talking about...

1:11:34🔗 Adam I was knocking.

1:11:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:35🔗 Adam That was my knocking. That's right.

1:11:38🔗 Drew Let me in. I wasn't particularly interested.

1:11:41🔗 Adam Just think about it, man. Just think about it. Zach?

1:11:45🔗 Yeah.

1:11:46🔗 Adam You're 17?

1:11:48🔗 Caller Yeah. I'll just start by saying, yeah, I'm really screwed up, but I'll just focus on one area in my life right now. I've got a girlfriend and...

1:11:55🔗 Adam Sounds like London.

1:11:56🔗 Drew What do you mean, you're really screwed up? What does that mean?

1:11:59🔗 Caller Oh, I've just had kind of a messed up life. I'm kind of a depressing person.

1:12:03🔗 Drew What kind of messed up life? What happens? Made your life messed up?

1:12:06🔗 Caller My parents used to beat me and they're still kind of emotionally abusive and I just, I hate them.

1:12:12🔗 Drew All right, fair enough.

1:12:13🔗 Adam You'll pay them back. Don't worry.

1:12:15🔗 Caller I hate how I'm playing on it, but my big problem right now is I've got a girlfriend and she's the first like serious girlfriend I've had since I've never had a serious girlfriend before. And things are great and we're just starting to take it to a more physical level and like I can get a boner like any other time, but like when I'm with her and like I'll start to get a boner and then like, like, I don't know if we're taking too long or if it's just I'm thinking about it too hard, but like when we start to get more physical and like, you know, she starts to go down my pants, like I just lose it, you know?

1:12:43🔗 Adam Yeah. You're anxious. That's what goes on.

1:12:47🔗 Drew You're anxious, but you're also, yeah. What was that?

1:12:53🔗 Adam Nikki taking a picture.

1:12:55🔗 Drew You're anxious, but you know, you're sort of, you're an abuse survivor and sort of your nervous system gets sort of affected by all that. Then it can be easy to sort of dissociate and to have What should you do? Parasympathetic reactions.

1:13:09🔗 Adam A couple of wine coolers?

1:13:10🔗 Drew Well, just get, you realize you kind of get used to it as you calm down and get more accustomed being close to this person.

1:13:15🔗 Adam Exactly. Are you two in love?

1:13:17🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, as much as I know about love, I mean, I believe we are. I've known her since like four years.

1:13:22🔗 Adam It sounds like it.

1:13:24🔗 Adam Well, here's the thing, Zach. This is one of those teenage feeling out things and feeling up things. You take it slow. It's sort of nature takes its course. You work it out. You got to use protection. You don't want to get anyone pregnant, Zach.

1:13:38🔗 Drew You weren't condom?

1:13:40🔗 Caller We weren't going to have sex. We were just going to do oral sex. But if we were going to, yeah, we would use a condom, definitely.

1:13:45🔗 Drew But you lose erection.

1:13:47🔗 Adam You can't get it going with the oral?

1:13:49🔗 Caller Well, no, like, she didn't even get down there. She just, like, started grabbing me and feeling me and stuff and...

1:13:52🔗 Adam Oh, well, come on. That means it's time to head down. That's how you know.

1:13:58🔗 Adam I wouldn't feel nervous about, you know, about her running off or anything. I think that's kind of cool, actually.

1:14:04🔗 Adam If I'm ever flaccid, ladies, that's when you make your move down there. That's how you know it's time to make the move. Hey, hello. Get going. Yeah. Do use a little chubbin up, get down there. I'm 39 years old, hey, it ain't cutting it anymore, ladies. And by the way, I got one of those myself.

1:14:26🔗 Drew Break out the duke.

1:14:30🔗 Adam Just the word duke gives you a boner.

1:14:32🔗 Adam Hold on.

1:14:33🔗 Adam The duke.

1:14:33🔗 Adam Yes, it does.

1:14:35🔗 Adam It actually, yep.

1:14:36🔗 Adam Feel that, Drew.

1:14:37🔗 Drew That's what you broke out when you kept saying let me in. That's why I was running the other way. We're backing up, actually.

1:14:43🔗 Adam Just let me in. Okay. So, Zach needs to just sort of relax, a little repetition.

1:14:50🔗 Drew Yes. It's really, it's about closeness for him that feels overwhelming and he's expecting abuse and intrusion and all this stuff as he gets anxious and overwhelmed and freezes.

1:14:59🔗 Adam Does it freak you out?

1:15:01🔗 Adam Not really. In fact, I... That's good. All right, here's the point. We can't really will this one away over the air. No, no. It's just have... Hey, and look, no matter what age you are, if the relationship, it feels like you're moving a little fast, reel it in a little bit and get back to a little... Go back to second base. You know what I mean? That's no big deal.

1:15:25🔗 Adam It's... Hey, with my girl I've been with for years, we first started going out, I had the same problem. And I loved her so much that the sex was just so secondary. I just loved her.

1:15:39🔗 Adam I got that with my five-eighths chick.

1:15:42🔗 Drew Was Tracii talking? I got confused for a second. I heard she was Charlie Brown's teacher.

1:15:47🔗 Adam True. And Drew's a man of such extreme passion that he doesn't understand that kind of bonding, that kind of relationship before the sexual conquest. Him and his nine wives going out at constant...

1:15:59🔗 Adam It's the only woman that ever happened to me with. I'm still with her.

1:16:02🔗 Adam Well, God bless.

1:16:03🔗 Adam It's love.

1:16:04🔗 Adam Full woman there, Drew. But only one. Not enough to satiate your man size sexual appetite. Where are we going, Drew? What do I do?

1:16:13🔗 Adam Yes, he is a dude.

1:16:15🔗 Adam Drew will surprise you with his passion.

1:16:20🔗 Drew What will I do with him?

1:16:21🔗 Adam He will hit you in the face with his passion. He will. No, he's a hungry, passionate.

1:16:33🔗 Adam Dear man. Where are we going, Drew, who are we talking to?

1:16:37🔗 Adam Oh, Line Sixx? Cindy? You're 20? What's up?

1:16:45🔗 Caller My question is, is it safe to have sex after an abortion?

1:16:50🔗 Drew What kind of abortion do you have? How do they do it?

1:16:56🔗 Caller By vacuum.

1:16:58🔗 Drew And what did they tell you?

1:17:00🔗 Caller Well, they didn't really tell me anything.

1:17:02🔗 Drew Didn't they tell you to wait a couple of weeks?

1:17:04🔗 Adam Stay off that vagina for a couple of weeks?

1:17:09🔗 Drew What medication?

1:17:12🔗 Caller They gave me some sort of medicine called Trichocline or something. I'm not really sure.

1:17:17🔗 Drew Tetracycline. They gave you some antibiotics.

1:17:18🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

1:17:19🔗 Drew They'll give you a nice yeast infection.

1:17:22🔗 Adam Aren't you supposed to not want to have sex after abortion for at least a couple of hours, maybe?

1:17:28🔗 Caller Well, it was kind of a miscarriage abortion. I needed to get it done.

1:17:34🔗 Drew I see. So you were having a spontaneous abortion. It was incomplete. They wouldn't finish it off.

1:17:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:42🔗 Drew Right.

1:17:42🔗 Adam So you would have carried the child to full term.

1:17:46🔗 Caller Yeah. But I was having complications though.

1:17:49🔗 Adam I see. You're 20. Are you married?

1:17:51🔗 Caller No, I don't.

1:17:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Why don't you slow it down a little bit?

1:17:57🔗 Caller Yeah. But, you know.

1:17:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:18:00🔗 Drew But still, Adam.

1:18:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:18:00🔗 Drew But still.

1:18:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Right. I know your boyfriend and maybe one day husband is making a whole 27 grand a year fetching shopping carts at the Albertsons. So why should you two slow it down at all? What's he do?

1:18:16🔗 Caller Well, he works for, he works for the concerts, the stages and stuff.

1:18:23🔗 Adam All right. He's a schleppy schleps around stuff.

1:18:26🔗 Adam Is he in the Union? He's making some bread then.

1:18:31🔗 Adam Yeah, when he's working. On again, off again work. He's a glorified goomper. I know how these guys work.

1:18:39🔗 Drew Goomper.

1:18:40🔗 Adam I used to be a goomper. Look, here's the thing, Cindy. You got to, how long has it been since you had the abortion?

1:18:52🔗 Drew I'm sorry.

1:18:53🔗 Adam I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Actually, I had it done last week. Let's give it another week. Can you do that? He wants to try it again, have another kid.

1:19:06🔗 Drew That's the point we're making. We especially don't want you doing that.

1:19:10🔗 Adam Look, I know the guy. You know, the first kid, the seed didn't take. He feels like a failure. You're 20. The guy doesn't have steady work. You guys aren't married.

1:19:23🔗 Drew What in the hell?

1:19:24🔗 Adam I don't know. You got to spit out, you got to crap out the kid before 21. There's some kind of, you know, clock ticking. What's going on with that? Cindy. Why don't you, are you going to marry this guy?

1:19:40🔗 Drew Why don't you work on that first, before you think about having a family?

1:19:45🔗 Caller Well, he already proposed to me, so.

1:19:47🔗 Drew Why don't you go ahead and go down that path and get that all taken care of and tied up, and then establish a family.

1:19:52🔗 Adam And what about you? What do you want to do with your life?

1:19:55🔗 Caller Well, I actually work at a hospital right now. I work for radiology. I'm a radiology aide. But also the question is also is that he, well, he comes to me and I don't know will it take any effect on the baby if I was to be pregnant again? Will there be any complications at all?

1:20:16🔗 Drew Well, you shouldn't be taking tetracycline if you're pregnant.

1:20:19🔗 Adam Well, when did he, when did, hold on, when did he come to you?

1:20:24🔗 Drew Done come.

1:20:24🔗 Adam Two days ago?

1:20:25🔗 Caller Yeah, but I already finished the pills though.

1:20:27🔗 Drew All right, good. It's fine. Cindy, you shouldn't be having kids.

1:20:33🔗 Adam You said, look, give it a little time.

1:20:35🔗 Drew What are you?

1:20:36🔗 Adam Are you Mexican?

1:20:36🔗 Caller Yes, I'm Hispanic, yeah.

1:20:38🔗 Adam Yeah, okay. This is the problem with you folks. You're cranking out too many kids too early. You got to get that education. You got to get that money. You got to get that economic thing working a little bit.

1:20:48🔗 Caller No, I do have my education, so.

1:20:51🔗 Adam Radiologist aid?

1:20:53🔗 Caller Yes, I'm not one of those girls.

1:20:54🔗 Adam That sounds like the world's greatest, yeah. World's greatest sports drink, doesn't it?

1:20:59🔗 Caller Radiologist aid.

1:21:02🔗 Adam Well, listen, here's all I'm saying, sweetie pie. I don't know if I'm trying to be a racist, but look, here's the reality. No one wants to talk about this, but look, here's the reason Mexico's a dump. Too many idiots spitting out too many kids, too young, before they have the money and the economic... Drew, jump in here.

1:21:21🔗 Drew Well, there's stability emotionally.

1:21:22🔗 Adam Stability for everything. Wait a few years. That's all.

1:21:26🔗 Drew Although, I'll tell you something.

1:21:27🔗 Adam Yes, they're very proud people, I know.

1:21:30🔗 Drew The Mexican families I've been exposed to actually seem, you know, when I've traveled down this stuff, in spite of their being economic stress, these families look very stable and very happy.

1:21:39🔗 Adam Way better than... They're happy.

1:21:41🔗 Drew But they're happy because they're available, they're attached.

1:21:43🔗 Adam They're happy for people. There's nine people living in a tire swing.

1:21:47🔗 Drew I know, but you compare that to that kind of family in this country, you see strife, abuse.

1:21:50🔗 Adam You say they're pretty happy for guys who live in a tire swing and there's nine of them on top of each other. I would be miserable. Because you look at it through the prejudiced eyes of a white man.

1:22:00🔗 Caller Not me.

1:22:01🔗 Adam Not me, my brother. See, you look, you do.

1:22:05🔗 Caller You go, look at this.

1:22:06🔗 Adam There's 15 of them live in a crappy apartment in Van Nuys and you know what? They seem pretty happy.

1:22:12🔗 Adam They do though.

1:22:13🔗 Drew They are. Down in an island off the coast of Yucatan and they're living in mud huts, happy is going to be. I mean, really seem very stable.

1:22:22🔗 Adam Here's the point. They're a culture that strong families, they do well by the family. I'm just saying economically, if you want to step it up a little bit, stop spitting the kids out at 19 and don't have, you know, look, you're not married. The guys got on and on again, off again work. You're getting your career going. You're 20. You're not an old maid. Give it a few years.

1:22:49🔗 Brides of Destruction Plus, what are you going to do if you have a baby about your work?

1:22:52🔗 Adam Yeah, she's out. She's not going to be able to go to work.

1:22:55🔗 Brides of Destruction He's not.

1:22:55🔗 Adam He's on again.

1:22:57🔗 Brides of Destruction There you go.

1:22:58🔗 Adam Right. All right.

1:23:00🔗 Drew Let's have good times.

1:23:01🔗 Adam But good times.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Practice a lot.

1:23:04🔗 Adam It's good times. Yeah. And by the way, anyone who does that, he already come to me. I don't want someone with that kind of grammar raising kids. That's all I'm saying.

1:23:13🔗 Drew Educated, though.

1:23:14🔗 Adam Just give it a couple.

1:23:14🔗 Drew Done our education. LA Unified product.

1:23:17🔗 Adam Just give it a couple more years.

1:23:19🔗 Caller That's all I'm saying.

1:23:20🔗 Adam LA Petrified.

1:23:21🔗 Adam We'll take a little break and we'll be back after this.

1:23:31🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:23:33🔗 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:23:47🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there. Oh, yeah. All right. Brides of Destruction here tonight. CD is out. What's going on, Nikki? There's some noise going on over there.

1:24:03🔗 Brides of Destruction Camera over here.

1:24:05🔗 Adam All right. Put it down. That's a notepad. Gadget boy.

1:24:07🔗 Brides of Destruction Gadget boy, yeah.

1:24:09🔗 Adam We're going to...

1:24:09🔗 Brides of Destruction You can hear that, huh?

1:24:11🔗 Adam I hear everything.

1:24:12🔗 Brides of Destruction I can see that. I can see that you can hear everything.

1:24:16🔗 Adam A pubic crab farts on a John. Many, many miles away. Yeah, many miles away. And I hear it. I hear it.

1:24:27🔗 Drew Yes.

1:24:28🔗 Adam True. Police, right?

1:24:30🔗 Brides of Destruction Everything.

1:24:31🔗 Adam Everything. I hear everything and then it bothers me.

1:24:33🔗 Drew Yes.

1:24:34🔗 Adam I never like it.

1:24:36🔗 Brides of Destruction Yes. No. Yes.

1:24:38🔗 Adam No.

1:24:39🔗 Brides of Destruction How much was that?

1:24:40🔗 Adam C or no?

1:24:40🔗 Brides of Destruction Yes.

1:24:41🔗 Adam Well, it's $700 a syllable I've broken. We're breaking Drew's pay scale down because...

1:24:47🔗 Brides of Destruction It's $1400 right there.

1:24:48🔗 Adam We both get paid the same except for I have to carry the show.

1:24:51🔗 Adam That's why Adam talks so much. Well, no.

1:24:54🔗 Adam It's just if I stop talking, the show stops.

1:24:56🔗 Drew He has to accumulate sufficient words that he gets paid the same as me.

1:25:04🔗 Adam I broke it down and at the end of the year, I end up getting paid 18 cents a syllable and Drew gets $736.

1:25:13🔗 Drew Good times.

1:25:14🔗 Adam Per syllable. Smart.

1:25:15🔗 Drew I'll just repeat that over and over.

1:25:18🔗 Adam Good times. Good times.

1:25:19🔗 Adam Cha-ching. Good times.

1:25:21🔗 Drew Cha-ching.

1:25:21🔗 Adam What are we going to? Theo? Theo? Ayo, you're 26. You have a Germany or Florida for us?

1:25:30🔗 Caller I do and on top of that, I have a Germany and Florida theme song for you.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:25:33🔗 Caller Yes, indeed. I've actually even tried contacting you through the Jimmy Kimmel Show to try to sing this to you months ago, but it's really hard to get through your assistance and such, so. Yeah.

1:25:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm very isolated.

1:25:46🔗 Caller Well, okay, so this guy made a video.

1:25:49🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. I'd like to hear the song.

1:25:52🔗 Caller Oh, okay. Well, I can start with that. Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis, sex meth and death fetishes. Both of them have got these, guaranteed not to bore you, Germany or Florida.

1:26:07🔗 Adam That's more of a ditty than it is a song.

1:26:09🔗 Brides of Destruction That sounds like a Brides of Destruction song to me.

1:26:12🔗 Adam You guys could cover that. Fire up the metronome.

1:26:14🔗 Brides of Destruction We could. Can you give me a copy of that and get the metronome and get Tracii on there, write some chords over that? All right.

1:26:20🔗 Adam Go ahead, Theo. Germany or Florida? Here we go.

1:26:23🔗 Caller So this guy made a video and wrote a handbook on how to approach families of recent deceased that had recently deceased family members, to approach them on how to have sex, how to get permission to have sex with the corpse, so therefore you could bypass necrophilia laws or something.

1:26:45🔗 Drew That's got to be Germany.

1:26:46🔗 Adam I got to go Germany on Florida. On this. Nikki, you're going to Florida?

1:26:50🔗 Brides of Destruction I'm going to Florida. There's a big necro thing down there.

1:26:53🔗 Adam The man that wrote it?

1:26:55🔗 Drew Hold on, hold on.

1:26:56🔗 Adam I think it might, I think it's bigger in Germany.

1:26:58🔗 Adam We got three Germanys and a.

1:27:01🔗 Brides of Destruction Two Germanys and a Florida.

1:27:03🔗 Adam One Floridian.

1:27:03🔗 Brides of Destruction Floridian, yeah.

1:27:04🔗 Adam All right.

1:27:05🔗 Brides of Destruction You're the Yid.

1:27:07🔗 Adam Theo?

1:27:07🔗 Caller Yes. The man that wrote it was in fact a German.

1:27:13🔗 Brides of Destruction That's what I meant. I meant Germany.

1:27:15🔗 Adam A guy from Florida would be too busy humping corpses to write a book about it.

1:27:20🔗 Drew And evading the law. They wouldn't think of getting, planning to get around the law. They just evade.

1:27:24🔗 Adam Hey, but what a great song.

1:27:25🔗 Adam They're doers over there. Yeah. We should probably hear that one more time.

1:27:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:30🔗 Adam Lay it on. Lay us the Germany or Florida theme on us one more time.

1:27:33🔗 Caller All right. Things are sick and twisted from too much sun and Nazis. Sex, meth and death fetishes. Both of them have got these. Guaranteed not to bore you. Germany or Florida.

1:27:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:27:45🔗 Adam That's going to be a classic, bro. Yeah.

1:27:48🔗 Brides of Destruction It's like fish heads.

1:27:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:27:49🔗 Adam That's great.

1:27:50🔗 Caller Well, man, I had to give it to you.

1:27:54🔗 Adam I hate that fish head song. Veronica?

1:27:58🔗 Adam Yeah. I could do wonders with that.

1:28:00🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:28:01🔗 Brides of Destruction And you will.

1:28:02🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:28:04🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, my God.

1:28:06🔗 Caller You're very, very good.

1:28:07🔗 Adam Damn, dude.

1:28:08🔗 Brides of Destruction You know, what happened to the days when people would call up for the rock bands? You know, now it's like, you know, Adam, I love you.

1:28:13🔗 Adam Well, look at the guy.

1:28:14🔗 Adam I know.

1:28:15🔗 Adam You got eyes, don't you?

1:28:19🔗 Adam Drew got the passion, but I got the looks, the cash register, it's just a cash register.

1:28:25🔗 Adam We're just a couple of jaded old rock stars.

1:28:28🔗 Brides of Destruction Little rock stars here.

1:28:29🔗 Adam They're just like, look at the vitality.

1:28:31🔗 Brides of Destruction I'm alive.

1:28:33🔗 Adam I got color in my cheeks.

1:28:34🔗 Brides of Destruction I got a little verve. I got verve. I always liked that word verve. I got vitality. Moxie is another good word.

1:28:44🔗 Adam Yeah. OK. All right, Veronica, go ahead, baby doll.

1:28:48🔗 Caller So, what happened was my boyfriend visited from South Carolina for his spring break or whatever and we're sexually active, OK? So while he was here, I got on my period and then I finished my period on Saturday, but a little bit on Sunday, like, I don't know, like, for the most part, Saturday.

1:29:12🔗 Caller I know it's kind of confusing.

1:29:14🔗 Drew Yeah, I got on my period on Friday, it lasted till Sunday. Very confusing.

1:29:18🔗 Adam Right, OK.

1:29:20🔗 Caller No.

1:29:21🔗 Adam Thanks for sharing.

1:29:22🔗 Adam So you got on, you got on, here's the thing about that period. You fall off that period, you got to get right back on it.

1:29:28🔗 Drew Well, you get on it, yeah.

1:29:29🔗 Adam You get bucked off that period. You dust yourself off, you get a new, you get a fresh pad or tampon and you climb right back on that period. That's what my grandpa used to tell me.

1:29:38🔗 Caller Well, you know what I mean, though.

1:29:40🔗 Adam No, I know what you're saying, bro. Go ahead.

1:29:44🔗 Caller So I called, and I'm on birth control, so I called my doctor to get a new prescription and I called on Friday and they said that I wouldn't be able to get it until Monday or Tuesday. So they had to give me like a physical until they can give me a new prescription. And so that would mean I would miss two days because I'd have to start on Sunday. So I missed Sunday and Monday.

1:30:07🔗 Drew Doesn't matter. You're not, you're not good. You know, you got to be careful. Use a condom.

1:30:11🔗 Adam Wow. Well, that already had the sex, so right.

1:30:15🔗 Caller Yeah. My question is, I had sex on Sunday and since I missed two pills until today, I took the first one. Could there be a chance that I might be pregnant?

1:30:25🔗 Drew Yeah. In fact, you probably would. What pill are you taking?

1:30:29🔗 Caller Orthotriacycline.

1:30:31🔗 Adam Not good. Not good for the morning after stuff.

1:30:34🔗 Drew You can. But you ought to talk to your doctor about maybe doubling down on that tomorrow.

1:30:40🔗 Adam She doesn't really talk to her doctor. You got to understand, most of us don't have a doctor. I don't have a doctor.

1:30:45🔗 Drew Somebody gave her the pill. It made her come in for an exam.

1:30:47🔗 Adam But there's just bull lesbians at a clinic giving you the stink eye because you like a little penis once in a while. I ain't been to those places.

1:30:55🔗 Drew We tried to talk you out of the penis, didn't we?

1:30:58🔗 Adam Everyone who works at those clinics are just bitter lesbians. Just big, bold, bitter lesbians at those clinics giving all the hot, fresh chicks the stink eye for liking a little male once in a while. You know what I mean, Drew? A little smoky. Want to head down to the mail room. You know what I'm saying, Prada? Look, she's not pregnant. She just got done with her period. It's possible, but it's not.

1:31:22🔗 Drew And she is starting the pill soon enough, so it's probably not.

1:31:24🔗 Adam All right. It's good times. Good times. Yeah. You know, there's that little thing where you're done with your period, but you're not quite done with your period.

1:31:34🔗 Drew Yeah, well, it happens all the time to me.

1:31:37🔗 Adam As a man of exquisite passion, you go right in.

1:31:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:31:40🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, yeah.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Nikki, you're passionate man, too.

1:31:43🔗 Brides of Destruction Oh, yeah. I'm all about that.

1:31:45🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:45🔗 Brides of Destruction It's like a little.

1:31:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:47🔗 Brides of Destruction A little thousand.

1:31:48🔗 Adam A little thousand island. Not for me. Not for me.

1:31:51🔗 Brides of Destruction Really? No.

1:31:52🔗 Adam No.

1:31:53🔗 Brides of Destruction You got to get right in there at the top of it, too. Anyway.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Let's play it safe. Let's play it safe. As a man who likes a five eighths wife, that's the whole thing. Hey, this is Monday. I'll see you on Wednesday. See what I'm saying?

1:32:10🔗 Drew When the period is over.

1:32:11🔗 Adam Let's make sure everything's good.

1:32:13🔗 Drew Try to switch to the next wife.

1:32:14🔗 Adam That's right.

1:32:18🔗 Brides of Destruction There you go. Now, now we know why the Mormons do that. Right.

1:32:21🔗 Adam I bet Drew's actually, you know, really put some thought to this.

1:32:24🔗 Adam Oh.

1:32:24🔗 Adam He's got the calculations.

1:32:26🔗 Adam Oh, he has.

1:32:27🔗 Brides of Destruction The problem is, when a lot of women are together, they start to start sinking up. That's why I think you're going to house.

1:32:34🔗 Drew They're not allowed to talk.

1:32:36🔗 Brides of Destruction You're all going to have their own house. You're going to be like Rod Stewart.

1:32:39🔗 Adam Keep them separate. They got to work out like a system like when the prisoners were at the Hanoi Hilton, a certain Knox.

1:32:46🔗 Drew That's the lights from the Second World War.

1:32:48🔗 Adam That's right. These old semi-four, they get up on the roof with some colored flags. That's the only way they can communicate. All right, Drew, that's right. Keep them separated. You don't even gossiping either. Oh, he went down on me for an hour the other night. Really? Never does it for me. And now you got trouble.

1:33:04🔗 Brides of Destruction Well, I wonder why that is. When they get together, they start syncing up. What is that?

1:33:07🔗 Adam Drew's going to tell you during the commercial. During the commercial. I know. I'll tell you during the commercial.

1:33:12🔗 Brides of Destruction OK, I can't wait.

1:33:12🔗 Adam We'll be right back.

1:33:14🔗 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

1:33:20🔗 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:33:28🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:34:02🔗 Adam Alright, well that's the show. Covered some ground, now I'm hungry.

1:34:05🔗 Adam Goulash.

1:34:06🔗 Brides of Destruction Blood sausage.

1:34:07🔗 Adam No.

1:34:09🔗 Adam Chicken popper cut.

1:34:10🔗 Drew Where are those smoked almonds?

1:34:11🔗 Adam They get some smoked almonds.

1:34:12🔗 Brides of Destruction That sounds good too.

1:34:13🔗 Adam I'm going to smoke those.

1:34:14🔗 Adam Beer and nut almonds.

1:34:15🔗 Adam All right, Brides of Destruction, everybody. Here comes the brides. Name of the CD out as we speak. I want to thank Nikki and Tracii for coming in here.

1:34:23🔗 Brides of Destruction Yeah.

1:34:24🔗 Adam A good time, guys.

1:34:24🔗 Brides of Destruction Had fun, thanks.

1:34:26🔗 Adam Come back anytime.

1:34:27🔗 Brides of Destruction I had a good time here.

1:34:28🔗 Adam Best of luck on the tour. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:34:34🔗 Drew He will be wearing a condom, yes?

1:34:40🔗 Adam Listen to Drew.

1:34:41🔗 Brides of Destruction I thought she said a ripped condom.

1:34:43🔗 Drew Say that he will be wearing a condom, correct?

1:34:47🔗 Adam Drew said he should put some foil around his Johnson before he enters, Gio.

1:34:52🔗 Caller That sounds like it hurts.

1:34:57🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Ingold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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