1:06🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is Nicky Hayden. Nicky is the MotoGP Rookie of the Year, or was in 2003. We're talking about what's a super bike champion. Oh, that's AMA. That's a different thing. But basically, remember we were talking last week? Yes. The guy races what I would call Formula 1 motorcycles. That is at the top of the line in super bikes, not on the dirt, on the track. But it's a sport that's probably bigger in Europe than it is here, right?
1:55🔗
Adam
But when it comes to motorsports, we've got all these tarts that are in the NASCAR. Like NASCAR is huge in drag racing, funny cars and all that stuff.
2:06🔗
Drew
That's all just like primates being held sharp, shiny objects being held in front of them.
2:22🔗
Adam
It's tarts who are looking at shiny things, lots of colors. The Grand Prix motorcycles is all I call them. Really, this is the creme de la creme of motorcycle racing. When you watch the footage of this stuff, sometimes they just show the footage of it and they just put some classical music behind it and they show everyone dropping in. When they go into the corners, everyone's dragging their knee.
2:55🔗
Caller
But when you start dragging your shoulder, that normally hurts. So I try to, you know, that normally means you're down.
3:02🔗
Adam
And then it starts raining and they just sort of go on. I mean, now instead of, they're not really dragging their knee, they're just catching part of the shin on the ground. It's like, it's like they stop me if I'm wrong. But when it starts raining, it slows down a little bit and they don't lean quite as much, but they're still leaning over. Yes.
3:25🔗
Adam
And then then they go across the finish line at 130 miles an hour and they pop a nice wheelie up to celebrate or stand on top of the gas tank or or something. But I don't think there's any vehicle. And again, you can stop me if I'm wrong, Nicky. I don't think there's any vehicle that gets you around a course any faster than these bikes. I don't know. I mean, the only competition would be maybe a Formula One car or possibly even like a go kart or something. But I don't know. Is there any that they do any testing that way? Have they ever done any comparisons?
3:57🔗
Caller
I'm not sure. We'll have to check the record books on that. I'm not to be honest with you.
4:02🔗
Adam
Get the I couldn't see. I mean, nothing accelerates faster than these bikes, by the way. I mean, here's the whole thing. One of these bikes, just bone stock, just people don't understand anything about anything. I'm going to explain it. Nick, Nick, you help me explain. One of these super bikes, these pocket rocket type bikes, and just plain stock showroom street dress could out accelerate any supercar ever created. Just, you know, the most crazy, exotic twin turbocharged Porsches or even the new Porsches.
4:37🔗
Adam
Well, no, nothing does a dragster. But it could outdo, you know, Formula One cars. I mean, here's the thing. A bone stock street bike would would hang with a Formula One car, just straight acceleration. I mean, it's just crazy, crazy weight to horsepower ratio.
4:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, it's funny you should ask. I just grew up on dirt bikes, actually. My dad used to race and just as a little kid, I kind of got into it and my brothers were racing and just been chasing my dream ever since. Really, when I was about 13, I started on road bikes, caught a few breaks, had some good people behind me and just trying to enjoy the ride.
5:20🔗
Adam
You have lots of chicks in this sport outside of this country, right? I mean, it's much better like in Italy.
5:28🔗
Caller
Italy is quite impressive. A lot of talent in Italy and not talking about the riders either.
5:40🔗
Adam
Brazil, yeah, motorcycle, Formula One, into that stuff. You just thought they were just drunk and dancing.
5:55🔗
Adam
There's a good solid following, all the guys at the Culver City PD, by the way, were huge.
6:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, they're always going to the races and everything. But they don't get their due in this country, even though there's a good following. Europe is where you want to go for these things. All right, so we got some well, when's the next race somewhere we could see it?
6:23🔗
Caller
Actually our season is right now. We're beginning to start. First race is April in South Africa and of course, it'll be on Speed TV live. And until then, we're just trying to get everything in line, doing some testing. I leave on Tuesday and go back to Spain and back to Spain.
6:45🔗
Adam
Going to Spain, doing some testing, a lot of testing. And those a-holes over on the Speed Channel are going to squeeze this in, in between their NASCAR wrap up and their NASCAR truck weekends and their NASCAR tailgate parties, idiots. They used to do good stuff over there, this NASCAR, NASCAR, NASCAR. And listen, don't give in to the tards, everybody. It's all these idiots who want to watch nothing but NASCAR, they had their way, beat nothing but NASCAR on every channel all the time. Don't pay, don't listen to those people. Drew, am I right?
7:17🔗
Adam
You don't like that crap, do you? Just a bunch of ass kickers going in a circle with an iron block pushrod engine making a holes of themselves. All right. You ready to roll here?
7:33🔗
Adam
Five cylinders, Nicky was telling me before we got on the air, which is interesting because it's usually, it's usually an even number. It's confused. You know, it screws up the firing. You know what I'm saying?
7:45🔗
Adam
What is six or eight or two or four? But five cylinders, thousand CCs. How many horse? How much horsepower?
7:56🔗
Caller
Yeah. So it's it's enough. Absolutely. I think this year, top speed in Italy, we were doing like 204 mile an hour.
8:10🔗
Caller
I don't even know, to be honest with you, I would say I'd be guessing. I mean, I can make something up for you.
8:23🔗
Adam
Well under two. No, the turbo Porsche is more like four. It's well, it'd be well under one to under that. Here's the thing. Put it this way, you're at 100 on this bike before you're at 50 in a supercar.
8:52🔗
Adam
That's right. I'm just saying, get in the turbo Porsche, have the guy dump the clutch and pin your head against the thing. Before you get to 50, you're going to be, Nicky's going to be at 100 on this bike. That's right. Of course, you'll be indoors, which is nice. You got a stereo. Nick?
9:10🔗
Yeah.
9:14🔗
Caller
Well, my girlfriend, she's having trouble with giving blow jobs. She doesn't want to give them or whatnot because she's afraid that I'll go in her mouth. And I'd like to go in her mouth, of course, you know, but she thinks it's like totally disgusting, gross, whatever. And but she's bi. See, and she thinks that going down on the female is not gross.
10:25🔗
Drew
She used to tell me about like, can you understand that that might be really seriously disturbing to her to sort of revivify? I don't know if I should use words like that, but I don't know what revivify is and I pronounce by by to be sort of re confronted with the feelings and the experience of that when that was something that was horrible for her at one time. You got to it's your girlfriend.
10:56🔗
Adam
He has to not get her pregnant. Yes. Where was he? Nick? Nick has to. Nick, don't get her pregnant.
11:07🔗
Shocking.
11:08🔗
Adam
I know. I know. Here's the thing. Now, let me explain something, Nick, and here's the real problem in this society. God or nature or the great magnet or whatever you pray to sees no difference between those who need a child and those who don't need another. Ironically, the ones who don't need another seem to get they get five. It's that rich couple that has been praying and trying to adopt for eight years and gone through all the different fertility modes that don't get the kid. They don't get the kid. The one who doesn't need the kid gets gets the kid is that so. So Nick, you're saying, well, now she don't need it. I know she doesn't need. That doesn't mean she's not going to get is I would argue that makes her a candidate for another kid. Yes.
11:55🔗
Drew
Guys like Nick must be closer to nature in terms of being able to knock up people. Nature wants the people like Nick to reproduce. Doesn't want people like right, right.
12:06🔗
Adam
Doesn't want all the people that are undergoing all the fertility treatments and never, never able to have a kid.
12:39🔗
Adam
Listen. Listen. I appreciate whatever she was saying, but it was a bad connection, right? We'll get, we'll talk to Vladimir over here, who's got a question for Nicky, I think. Vladimir? Adam? What's happening?
12:54🔗
First of all, Adam, you're my god among gods. Dr. Drew, you're a passionate, passionate man. Towards Nicky, congratulations on the World Championship. My question is, would the, is World GP ever come to the United States? And with Valentino Rossi, is he ever, with Valentino Rossi leaving, who's the number one rider on the restful Honda team? And little advice for people trying to break into AMA, because I know people riding Willow Springs, and you know, it's kind of hard trying to pick up sponsors, and you know, just got to give a little shout out to like...
13:32🔗
I'm sorry, Adam, just, I had to plug them in, you know, you got to hook, you got to...
13:35🔗
Drew
So he's saying that if you don't do it, he's having enough trouble such as it is getting sponsors.
13:45🔗
Caller
Well, I think the first one was about the MotoGP coming to the US and they're saying not in 2004, but in 05, it's almost, it's looking real good. So I absolutely, I hope they come here.
14:11🔗
Caller
Yeah, pretty much worldwide. So I think we need to add one in America. Right there in the middle somewhere.
14:27🔗
Adam
We got idiots here that are in the NASCAR and there's such idiots that get into that NASCAR trucks too. Oh my God, we're just truck full of a-holes in this country. We got to move to Europe. Let's go.
14:47🔗
Adam
Don't worry. Don't worry. I got that chalkboard. I hold signs up. A lot of times it's going to be a smiley face.
14:57🔗
Adam
I'll be pulling the plugs. I taste them too. I give them a good lick. I know if a plug's, I know if a cylinder's running lean or it's running rich. I'll adjust everything. You'll be fine. I know what it's like. I'll take the bike out, warm it up a little, a few laps. I want to be the guy who holds the chalkboard up as you're going by.
15:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, I got the headphones on and I just want to hold that thing. You know, I don't know what it says, you know, one lap to go or a pit or something. I want to be the chalkboard guy. That's my dream job. That and the job on a survivor of the faceless bodies that test the actual, the events, whenever they show, whenever they show the challenges, they just show people from the waist down like running or I like that to be me.
15:46🔗
Yeah, fluffer.
15:52🔗
Yeah.
15:56🔗
This is my third time calling. It's the first time I messed up and the second time you guys got it wrong.
16:03🔗
Yeah. This is the third time.
16:06🔗
Yeah, I blew up pretty bad.
16:10🔗
Go ahead. A father used a fishing line to catch a man he suspected of spying on his daughters. The 37-year-old husband and father identified himself only as Brian because he doesn't want to bring attention to his daughters. Brian's wife had noticed that a backyard chair kept being moved under a bathroom window overnight. Soon the couple was convinced someone was watching their girls, ages 16 and 15, or 6 and 15, while they showered. Brian, a hunter and fisherman, took a spool of fishing line, tied one end to the leg of the chair, snaked the fishing line into the house and left the spool on the kitchen counter. With his six-year-old daughter in the bathroom one night last week, he got a bite. The spool fell off the counter and began unraveling. Just like I hooked a fish, Brian said he took the bait and ran with it.
17:14🔗
Oh, I got a cold.
17:17🔗
You can hear it?
17:29🔗
So yeah, they basically they busted the guy, the 31 year old guy who lived a couple of houses down and he was taken to jail.
17:41🔗
Adam
Sportsman goes Florida to the pedophile little Florida, little Florida, little Germany, just the looking part.
17:49🔗
Drew
The Germans would do all that looking on the line or something, you know, whatever. All right.
17:54🔗
Adam
We're going. We're going. Florida, Florida, Nicky. Did this happen in Germany or Florida?
18:04🔗
Adam Drew. You guys are right.
18:14🔗
Adam
We don't come out and tell you how to ride the bike. You don't tell us whether the lawn chair was moved out of Germany or Florida.
18:25🔗
Drew
Let's take this one. She was the one that had the bad phone call before. Bad connection.
18:33🔗
Caller
Well, I've had a, I'm 22, I've had an eating disorder for a long time and I'm doing all right. I've been going through recovery the last two years, you know, back and forth, you know, and I'm...
18:43🔗
Drew
Let me, Marie, hang on one second. Can you tell Adam, just listening to her, does she give you a different feeling than our usual eating disorder?
18:53🔗
Caller
Well, I'm doing, it's still a struggle every day, but I'm doing better than I've, I'm feeling better than I can ever remember.
19:01🔗
Caller
Yeah. Anyway, I lost my period around the time I was 16, and I haven't gotten it back since. And I've maintained my weight on my own for the past about five months.
19:13🔗
Caller
And not, not inpatient, outpatient. And I have doctors and things, but I mean, I'm doing my own, I'm eating on my own.
19:35🔗
Caller
I'm 5'5. So they, I, they, yeah, so anyway, my question is that I still, even though I'm my weight, my doctor says that I should have my period, it hasn't come back yet. And she wanted to give me Provera to kind of kick start it. Correct. But I've heard you say on the show that it's okay if a woman doesn't have it.
19:56🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's okay, but you, you need to find out if you can have it. The problem is with eating disorders is sometimes you can get premature ovarian failure, meaning sort of a menopause, where your ovaries don't work ever again. Now, they need to do a little bit of testing to see if you can cycle normally, start cycling normally. That's a different question than does not bleeding harm you in some way. And no, it does not. But having low estrogen levels and, you know, being deficient can harm you. Low-recy can cause softening of the bones, that kind of thing. So they need to test for all those things.
20:27🔗
Adam
Now, Drew, when you guys try to kickstart somebody, do you ever just physically kick them?
20:32🔗
Drew
Well, you see how he's sitting on the bike here, Nicky? We just get on that kick. We just get on like that and just kick. Yeah.
20:42🔗
Adam
Then let's start them. They don't have a starter on them either. They must start them with a remote starter, right?
20:47🔗
Caller
No, they actually use a motor to wheel, put the bike in six gear and let the clutch out. Some bikes, other brands.
21:06🔗
Adam
Well, I'm just saying that's how I'm going to do it. I'm not going to have you tug around a motor and a solenoid and all that. It's just extra weight.
21:16🔗
Drew
Yeah. So you need to go through that. You need to find out if you can cycle and they need to measure estrogen levels and something called your FSH, which is something produced by your pituitary gland.
21:24🔗
Caller
No, my, that's everything that my doctor's been saying, but it's just, I guess I didn't realize that there was a difference between being on depot or not taking the sugar.
21:32🔗
Drew
Yes. Not having your period, having your bleeding suppressed by a birth control method is very different than your ovaries not working.
21:43🔗
Adam
Nicky, what are the CC classes, are there like 250, 500, 750 and a thousand or something?
21:55🔗
Caller
No, the, there used to be a 500 class, but then the thousand CC four cylinder replaced that class about two years ago.
22:13🔗
Yeah, Drew, what about a thousand more?
22:20🔗
He's supposed to know this stuff.
22:26🔗
Adam
No, here's why. That could be, that could possibly, here's the thing. When you get a bunch of small pistons, you get RPM, because you got, now you got a bunch of small ones. I mean, if you're taking about like the same displacement, one piston is the size of a, you know, bucket. And then if you broke that in times five, that'll be the size of a Campbell soup can. Right. You see what I'm saying? So you get more RPM out of the smaller ones, but you probably lose a little torque, you know, coming out of the corner. The IP, the RPMs in the higher, higher range thing probably tacks up 14, 15, 16 thousand or something like that. I don't know what the hell they're up to now. 12,000.
23:22🔗
Adam
16. So it's way up there. I mean, it was just screaming because when a car gets to 7,500, it's screaming.
23:33🔗
Adam
1000cc times five pistons. Look, most four-cylinder cars are 2.4, 2.6. This is less than half of that with five cylinders. So imagine how much smaller the pistons are. Anyway, more RPM. But if you kept going and they just kept getting smaller and smaller, you'd probably lose your torque eventually. That's what I'm saying. Right, Nicky? Don't worry about it, kid. You bang the models and ride the bike. I'll take care of the track, the stuff, the chalkboard, writing the stuff on there. That's all me.
24:11🔗
Adam
Just ride. And you know what? I know this sounds cocky, but you don't even need to wear the helmet. The bike's going to work so beautifully. It's going to be like a gyro. It's going to be on rails. The helmet's only going to slow you down. Let the ladies see your beautiful face when you're going down the straightaway there at 190 miles an hour. All right. Let's take a little break. Nicky Hayden is here tonight. He's a world Grand Prix GP motorcycle racer. One of the best in the world. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.
24:51🔗
Caller
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25:05🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Nicky Hayden is here tonight. He is an expert motorcycle racer. He was the World Grand Prix Rookie of the Year last year and races the super bikes, the Formula One bikes all over the world.
25:29🔗
Caller
That's actually a gas company, really big in Spain, a lot in Brazil, kind of like a Shell station here. Gas, oil.
25:44🔗
Adam
I didn't know Shell was a Dutch company. There you go. I'll tell you, these bikes are the most sophisticated motorcycles around. And then listen, you know how I make fun of those NASCAR A-holes? The other guys have had NASCAR full of these guys on the hogs with just a big, I just can't stand those obnoxious jock heads driving around with their open pipes and their big thumpers and their... If you're going to get a bike, just get one of those Ducatis or something, look cool, you know? I mean, just go carve up a canyon. What are you doing just thumping up and down the boulevard? I think you just, I guess it's just guys who want people to look at them, right?
26:23🔗
Adam
I like the guys who get on the bikes who do this one where it's like, I got these got the Honda Goldwing. It's the six cylinder. It's the car. It's bigger than a car engine in here. It's got the full fairings, got the radio. I got my fat old lady. We got the matching helmets. We got the intercom system. We got the trailer. We hook up. We pull the trailer. It's like it's got wind, wind fairing on the front of the thing that you can feel no atmosphere as you pass through it. And it's a certain, the thing gets, the thing probably gets 18 miles a gallon, probably less than just about every Honda out there. At a certain point, it ain't a motorcycle. Like it's like, why do you ride the motorcycle? Here's the only thing you can do. If it starts raining, you're going to get wet. Other than that, it costs more than a car. It's heavier than a car, gets worse mileage in a car. And it's just, you got to talk to your old lady through an intercom. And by the way, talking to your old lady on a cross country trip is bad enough. Can you imagine having a, you know, goose and your snowman and you're just talking to your through the, yeah, Roger, I got to take a leak.
27:29🔗
Drew
No, it's going to be, that's a fast slow down, slow down. I'm not like that. I'm getting sick.
27:34🔗
Adam
I'm going to throw up. Who are you, James Dean? Yeah. So I just can't stand all these idiots with their on their hogs. But the guys on the super bikes, that's different.
27:44🔗
Adam
Pieces of pieces of art they are. So anyway, Nicky is here tonight. Nicky, did you watch the Oscars?
28:12🔗
Adam
Any gear. I love these guys are going across the finish line. They're going a hundred and something miles and I just pull that wheelie up and just go right across. Yeah. So Drew, you see the Oscars?
28:27🔗
Adam
I was a little, I was getting a little ass full of The Lord Of The Rings by the end. And let me tell you, I can't figure out this Lord Of The Rings thing. Everyone who's seen, I've never seen, I haven't seen any of The Lord Of The Rings. Now here's why I haven't seen any. Because I can't see the one in the theater because everyone says you can't see this one. You got to see the other two first. And then, and then so I go, all right, I'm not going to, but everyone says the best movie ever made. And then so I get the DVD. I think Jimmy got me the DVD of like number one or number two. And I pop it in every three weeks. I pop it in. I watch the same 20 minutes. It's just a bunch of guys with these gay British accents. And the whole thing just smacks of a bad Jethro Tull CD cover. Yeah, yeah, like and and and by the way, I don't know anything about I I didn't read The Hobbit or The Rings or whatever. The Tolkien, I didn't read any of his stuff, but I don't know where this is supposed to take place, but it's pretty much just it's just it's just Dungeons and Dragons, right? I mean, it's guys with British accents. It's castles. It's it's it's dragons. It's knights. It's it's swords. It's arrows. It isn't this just, you know, sort of Knights of the Round Table stuff. And it's just sort of 13th century stuff.
29:47🔗
Adam
But it's like, well, this takes place in a totally different world. Star Wars. Yeah, but a totally different world where they all speak with English accents and they live in castles on fjords and they fight with swords and arrows. I mean, we saw this. What do you mean a different world?
30:25🔗
Adam
It's nay. It's just everyone tells me how good it is and guys I respect and guys I like tell me how good it is. But I just watched 15 or 20 minutes of it. I'm already sort of angered. And the Hobbit guys are the guys like, you know, the guy with the hairs coming out. He's wearing the diaper. He's like, I'm immediately annoyed by the guy. Yeah. And I see this guy and it's like this movie's three hours long. I've just had 30 seconds. This guy I've had an ass fall.
30:58🔗
Drew
My kids love it. My kids love this movie. I took him to see Master Commander. That's a great film. That's a great film. But you got to see Lord of the Rings or their their take on it.
31:26🔗
You know what, Adam, you got to watch.
31:28🔗
Caller
I got to watch and you have to see that the special effects and the battle sequences and there's really innovative stuff.
31:39🔗
Drew
And we're using gay as a pejorative term. And now let me give my queer eye piece here. I thought the women's fashion tonight was amazingly nice. Yeah, that's gay too. No, no, no. Listen, I usually I'm used to kind of weird like, why? This was all just like, wow, that just looks good.
32:04🔗
Adam
Well, here's here's what happens when hot chicks go at themselves too, too hard. They become like a painting where it's a beautiful scape. And the guy says, just one more, one more swipe of the brush. And it ends up screwing things up.
32:19🔗
Drew
It to me, it's like Salvador Dali versus some great, you know, Caravaggio or something. They've gone back to classics. It seems to me that thing is a lot of every single acceptance speech was focused on family of origin and their current, which I thought was nice. And their current kids and.
32:57🔗
Adam
All right. Brooke. You're 14. And wait a minute. Where was Tolkien from? It's English, right? I believe he just wrote a book about it. It's like, what do you call it? That King Arthur. You know what I'm saying?
33:13🔗
Drew
It should have been in a land far, far away before the days of, you know, our current kings and queens or something. You know, it should have been like Arthur. You're right.
33:25🔗
Caller
Plus, they're giving the awards like the entire trilogy. This is the last one of the three.
33:28🔗
So they're giving it to the entire trilogy.
33:50🔗
Caller
I'm not going to argue with the expert on that one. Seemed like he knew what he was talking about straight away. So I'm going to have to go with the go with the pro on it.
34:05🔗
Adam
I like to do it. And it's a sort of that. It's that down home. Yeah. Home spun stuff. I like that. Brooke?
34:20🔗
Caller
It's like a diet pill. But someone told me it's pure speed. And it works like pure speed.
34:31🔗
Adam
How does this, how does she again? She meant that's what they call it. That's why we have the world's dumbest callers.
34:50🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
35:13🔗
Drew
So it's some sort of maybe a fedra product. Do you take big, big doses of them? Lots of them?
35:22🔗
Adam
And let me offer you my humble apology for making fun of you when that was actually the name that was on the bottle, Brooke. But let me also say it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, a huge man, a tremendous man like myself.
35:37🔗
Drew
Hey, Brooke, if that is sort of a malwang or a fedra product, those things can affect your liver. They are converted to speed. It's the same damn thing, only more dangerous.
35:46🔗
Adam
Well, that's what she's looking for. But what's the speed? What are you doing with speed? I mean, you're 14. What are you driving a truck across country? Or what are you doing with the speed? What do you mean?
36:13🔗
Drew
Is there some other than just getting high? Is there something else you're getting from?
36:34🔗
Adam
Hey, Brooke. Here's the problem. Let me explain some. And I don't want to bum your high. But the future does not look bright for Brooke. I mean, I know the phone's cutting out, but I'll just keep speaking. Yeah, I'm just I as someone's got to say it, I'll be still say right now. You're you're you're not stupid, but you wouldn't call you smart either. And if you keep doing drugs quite down, Drew, listen, not everyone's a genius. I got plenty of idiots in my own family. Believe me, you know, I hold on a second. I got to say something. My wife was talking to me about one of her nieces. And that's like second family member. It's distant, you know, quite in Chicago. And she was saying no. And she was saying she's a little disappointed in the girl. Doesn't seem like she's, you know, she's older. She's like 24, you know, not doing that much for their life. And I had to explain to my wife, that's most people. People aren't exceptional. Not everyone is out there taking the world by storms. A lot of just sort of meatheads out there just kind of, you know, getting a paycheck and hammering it and watching a little TV. I mean, fine, that's 99 percent of the world. The Brooks of the world, they're going to have difficulty even getting a paycheck and doing that part of it. And if they sort of stunt their brain often and early enough, like they're doing now, they're taking a what would have been a nice 70 to 80 watt bulb and knocking it down to Christmas tree light. And now they're aft because even at 80, it was going to be a challenge.
38:10🔗
Drew
And Brooke, in addition to the concerns about the liver, the speed does damage the brain, creates chronic mood problems, anxiety, memory problems. That's what Adam's referring to and triggers horrible addiction, which is going to be another whole disease state you're going to have to deal with.
38:24🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'm just saying it sounds like a horrible thing to people. But if you're really super smart guy, take some drugs, knock yourself out, do some experiment, go down from one hundred and sixty IQ, knock yourself all the way down to one hundred and thirty three. Still be smarter than everyone who listens to this show. But if you're hovering around 90, take it easy. You understand? That's what I'm saying. And nobody says that just, oh, nobody can do anything. No, really super smart, lucid, intelligent people. They can experiment with drugs. You know what? They can make it. These are you know what it's like? It's like guys. It's like half the guys went to high school with. They didn't. They you could shoot them and stab them with a sprinkler key and they'd be all right. You're right. Like a week or so later.
39:09🔗
Drew
Don't confuse abuse with addiction. The people that have the addictive gene, if you trigger addiction, it's going to take you down regardless.
39:19🔗
Adam
Take care of yourself. Nicky Hayden is here tonight. He is the MotoGP Rookie of the Year 2003. New season is starting up soon. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Yeah. Hey, everybody. Loveline. Nicky Hayden is here. He's the World Grand Prix Motorcycle Champion. This is the super bikes. I mean, this is the Grand Prix of motorcycles. It's not that none of them hogs or them thumpers or nothing. These are five cylinder. I mean, you're getting a thousand, you got a thousand cc's, you're getting 200 plus horsepower out of that. That is naturally aspirated, as we say, Drew.
40:30🔗
Caller
He's the crew chief. Crew chief. He calls all the shots. He's kind of the man in charge for the-
40:37🔗
Adam
I hold the chalkboard up and not just a regular chalkboard. This one's got holes in it, for aerodynamics, people going by.
40:45🔗
Adam
Gets windy. So no turbos on these bikes and no superchargers, obviously. They don't really do a supercharger on a bike. They try doing a turbo every once in a while. Listen, when you're getting 220 horsepower out of 1,000 cc's when you need a turbo for it, and the bike, these bikes, what do they weigh? Three, 400 pounds?
41:10🔗
Caller
So maybe right about there. We don't need any more powers getting them stopped. It's the problem. So we got carbon fiber brakes and those do the trick.
41:22🔗
Caller
I've had a few. Yeah. I mean, God bless. I've been pretty fortunate, but I mean, that's part of it.
41:30🔗
Drew
Given that you're already sort of touching the ground going 200 miles an hour, how does it, at what point are you out of control?
41:42🔗
Caller
Well, just getting gritty and just a little bit too much throttle. And like he said, going over the top, those are the big ones. And, you know, of course, when you're racing with someone that close, little mistake, you know, a couple of guys hooked. Those are pretty ugly, too.
41:58🔗
Adam
And it seems like in almost all motor sports, they've worked it out a little bit better. Now they have these sand traps and stuff like that.
42:09🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Look, it's a it's a dangerous sport. That's why we do it. You know, that's why we like to watch it. That's why I like to watch it. But I mean, back in the day, they just be buzzing by trees and stuff, just big old trees like sitting right around the middle of stuff, put a like a reflector on it or something. You know, but yeah, it's still obviously going 200 miles an hour. You know, seat belts. There's no roll bar or anything. You just wide open. You're just out. You know, you just hopefully if you get in, you get in thing. You don't have the bike land on it.
42:42🔗
Adam
And yeah, they got these weird lumps now on their back. The guys look like Quasimodo now. I don't know if it's an aerodynamic things like right at the top of their shoulders, right in the middle. Is that what that is?
42:53🔗
Caller
It's a lot aerodynamics and also whiplash a little bit. Slam your neck back. Actually, I just got back from I was in Japan about a week and a half ago. We were in the wind tunnel testing all the different.
43:06🔗
Adam
I was in the wind tunnel with Drew. It's called the kitchen over here where he's blasting away with these farts. But is that what you're talking about? What's going on in that kitchen?
43:16🔗
Adam
My God. All right. You're in the wind tunnel. How fast does the wind get going in that wind tunnel? Fast as they want.
43:27🔗
Adam
Well, I mean, they used to have, you know, the problem was that they didn't have wind tunnels that went as fast as like some of the airplanes and stuff did. You know, and so so they get the wind tunnel. You're just on the bike in the tunnel.
43:38🔗
Caller
They crank it up and then just try to get they measure the drag, the amount of drag you have, make a run, make a change and then, you know, just keep going from there. Pretty boring, really.
43:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, I wish I would have been notified about that. But it's all right. I'll beat the next one in Osaka. But next time you're doing one tunnel test, I just, you know, that's a research team, any of the crew chiefs? It's a crew chief. I like to be there too.
44:03🔗
Caller
We need to be on the same page. I don't I don't want him to feel left out. He kind of looks like it's hurt his feelings a little bit.
44:12🔗
Adam
I'm a pro. I'll get over it. I'm just saying it's important to have the leader of your crew there at these testing facilities. That's all.
44:20🔗
Adam
All right. Let's talk to Drew. Just let me say this. So I'm going to be out of time. I don't care. Just let me say this. It's all about the horsepower to weight ratio.
44:31🔗
Adam
Here you got 200 and some horsepower on a 300 pound bike. This is a super car. You got 500 horsepower, but you got a 3000 pound vehicle.
44:56🔗
Yes, I do. My question is, I wanted to know why when I have sex, there's like a huge puddle in the bed and I'm talking being like big. Big.
45:23🔗
Adam
You see now, Drew, but here's the point. I'm talking weight to horsepower ratio. You got to take some calls and this is what happens.
45:35🔗
Yes.
45:35🔗
Drew
You do. And that's where that wet spot comes from. And you're wondering what is that fluid?
45:41🔗
Well, I'm wanting to know why I'm so much. I mean, it looks like somebody took a full glass of water and just poured it all in the bed.
45:56🔗
It's like- Not like at my hand span. It's like, I don't know, maybe eight inches across.
46:02🔗
Drew
No, we understand. And some women do have an emission during orgasm. And it's a talent, frankly. It's a blessing. It's fine, as Adam says.
46:09🔗
Adam
It's good. I mean, it's good. I would be over that. I would be done with that novelty, you know, year two in the marriage.
46:18🔗
Drew
But the point is, guys generally sort of are impressed that they can produce something. They're kind of like at least many guys, especially at the beginning. And secondly, it's normal. You don't have to be ashamed.
46:27🔗
Adam
Toss a little kitty litter down there. Sop it up like a transmission leak in the driveway.
46:36🔗
Adam
That's what I do. We're leaking some tranny fluid. I throw some kitty litter down there.
46:45🔗
Caller
He is not sure what the problem is. Doesn't sound a little moisture on the track. Yeah, get your rain tires.
46:51🔗
Adam
That's right. That's what I'm talking about. All right. Nicky Hayden here. World Grand Prix, Rookie of the Year last year. We're going to meet some new crew chief. We're leaving for Osaka tonight. And we'll be right back after this.
47:56🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. He is the, well, he was a World Grand Prix Rookie of the Year last year, and season's beginning soon. Riding the, let's call them the Formula One bikes. Too many titles, too many names, but the fastest, about the fastest vehicles made that you can turn. I'd say that would be about the best way to describe these bikes. I don't think there's any way you could get around a tightish track any faster, in any kind of vehicle than one of these bikes. These bikes go to, they used to like go to Daytona and stuff too and get on the oval and everything, right?
48:40🔗
Caller
Yes. There's still a championship that runs in America, which is still Superbikes with a little bit I guess less same CCs but not as many cylinders.
48:59🔗
Caller
Last year was my first year, so I used to race here in the US the AMA series and then I won the championship in 2002 and got promoted up to world GP, as you say. And once I got hooked up with him as my crew chief, things have been really falling into place.
49:24🔗
Adam
Chicks like the leathers. I think the guys in this letter. Yeah, there's nothing cooler than those leathers, you know, the full body, all the patches and names and numbers and sponsors and everything. Very cool.
49:37🔗
Adam
Yeah. I like those leathers. This is cool. All right. You ready, Drew? Let's go. Let's talk to Cameron. Cameron. Now, you know, the other thing I want to do is during the hot days, like on the Australian Open, I'm going to hold the umbrella. Now, we'll get someone to do.
49:56🔗
Caller
Yeah, that's more a female job. I don't think you're going to look too good in a skirt.
50:05🔗
Adam
Let's let's you're right. Let's get a chick to hold the umbrella. Let's get two smart two chicks hold the umbrella because of the big ones. The oversize.
50:20🔗
Caller
I went to the pharmacist, went to the gynecologist not too long ago, and she said that if you go on the pill, it's not good to smoke.
50:38🔗
Drew
Be that as it may. Cameron, that's right. It's not so much at 18, but certainly as you hit your 30s, nicotine, tobacco smoking, and birth control. I understand you may not be smoking cigarettes, but I suspect your gynecologist was talking about cigarettes.
50:54🔗
Caller
Yeah. I was curious about marijuana, too. Because I was thinking about going on the pill.
51:00🔗
Drew
Yeah. Probably not a big risk at your age, though if you're smoking so much pot that you can't stop, that's something to really look into.
51:12🔗
Drew
She had a radio on full blast. She had a radio on full blast, like right in her car or something.
51:18🔗
Adam
One of our 18-year-old callers who had a question about pot, did it follow instructions correctly? I'll tell you what's next. Kurt?
51:44🔗
Caller
Actually, I first started on a little 50. Well, I saw 50 and then it was one of my brother's hand me down. So I started out at the bottom and just been trying to work my way up.
52:02🔗
Adam
Son of a... I'm kicking my dad right in the nuts next time I see that guy. I couldn't even get a mini bike out of that cheap bastard. And what are you riding, Kurt? Ah, maybe you go down to Willow Springs? Yeah. You do on the streets of Willow or the big Willow? Yeah, the big track. I tell you, I was... when I was down there doing that celebrity car race where in the streets of Willow we're watching the guys on the big track, it's scary seeing guys on motorcycles going at it. Like, you know when you're driving along the freeway and a guy buzzes past you at 85, you get a little like, oh, oh, oh. When you see like eight of them, they're on the pack, they're going about 160. It's really weird. Yeah. All right. Hey, but, you know, good times. Yeah, what do you do? Do you trailer the bike out there?
53:02🔗
Caller
125 Honda. That was my first real bike and where I really got started. And I still remember that bike and always pretty much ridden Honda's almost ever since. Yeah, actually Willow Springs, I know that track too. I've been out there before. It's a good track.
53:23🔗
Adam
We're going to bring Nicky into the kitchen, do a little more wind tunnel testing. See if his eyebrows are in the right shape. All right, Kurt. Hey, but good times there, buddy.
53:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, he will. That's great. Ride hard. OK, let's talk to one of the bikes that are dominating out there.
53:54🔗
Caller
Ducati is right there. Yamaha. I mean, it's at that level. You know, everybody's really, really close.
54:00🔗
Adam
So, yeah, you know, Ducati, they're like Ferraris. There's work art. I mean, it's like everything else. So the Japanese are a little cheaper, a little faster, a little lighter.
54:22🔗
Adam
Well, maybe. I mean, I guess because you're thinking about Honda and you're thinking about Honda and BMW and then Honda. Yeah, but these are a little bit Suzuki, a little bit. But BMW, these are companies that start making aircraft engines and stuff like that. So they're like Honda, they're super diversified. Whereas I think Ducati just makes motorcycles. I mean, if you take a look at like Yamaha, they make outboard engines. I mean, it's really weird when you start looking in what these companies are making, they make everything. Well, it's not that weird actually. I think it's just interesting. Alex?
55:01🔗
Adam
Liz, if Ducati makes a car, I'm going to buy it. It's going to be $300,000. Go ahead, Alex.
55:19🔗
Drew
Oh, no. You're in Friendville, Alex. You're the friend. There's a reason you're the friend.
55:24🔗
Adam
Just like, how come there are probably three other girls that are wondering how come Ducati doesn't make a car, right?
55:30🔗
Drew
Three other girls that are wondering how come Alex won't like me, isn't attracted to me, won't pay attention to me because you're not attracted to them. It's not going to happen.
55:56🔗
Caller
I just came from her house. I mean, I live like 12 miles away from her and I went to her house because she asked me to come over. So went down there. We're making out for like half an hour.
56:22🔗
Adam
Yeah. They got to catch you before you beat off, like before it's like, yeah, oh, yeah, sure. You want some zeemas?
56:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. But if they catch you after you beat off, like, who is this? Who? Why would I come? Why? I understand.
56:41🔗
Adam
Why come down? It's gross. Yeah. It wouldn't compute even. See, women wouldn't be that way. They want to see you more, probably. Right? Look, if a woman went home and masturbated to your image, and then you called when she was done, it's like, hey, I need to see you again more, probably more. Whereas a guy would be like, I wouldn't even compute this. That's gross. I'm going to drive all the way down there and risk cooties. I got Sports Center and Triscuits over here. Yeah. Please. How dare you? We may never speak again. And then the guy builds up again and then it's like, it's good to know the phone's ringing. Then the phone's ringing. All right. So Alex, I don't understand. I can't understand this because Drew was wrong with his Friendville thing.
57:31🔗
Adam
So just listen. She calls. She wants you to come back. So you go. Do you go back? No, I didn't go back. Oh, he beat on. And.
57:45🔗
Adam
Thank God. He went with the vinyl bench seats instead of the velour. Exactly. So. So. So. She says, come back now. You say to her, well, I just I just left. Why'd you ask me to leave the first time? What would she say? What would she say?
58:02🔗
Caller
She asked me if I want to come back down, have another cigarette with her and just chill. And.
58:06🔗
Adam
So let me give you some options. There's some other relationship that you're not aware of with her that she has.
58:13🔗
Adam
That she's sort of in and out of or clinging on to where there's some ex-boyfriend that she says she doesn't talk to anymore, but she still pines for him a little bit.
58:25🔗
Caller
I mean, there could be. We don't talk about relationship too much, except for what we're doing.
58:38🔗
Drew
You go to school together? And so but you don't know anything about whether she has a relationship or not?
58:48🔗
Adam
The other thing I was going to say is, and it could be both, by the way, is it just a little chaos. Her dad's not around. Her dad died or abandoned the family when she was young. A whole step dad came in. Well, no, it's just. We're back in the bogus now. It ain't going to work. Yeah. This is not feeling right, Alex. I don't believe it.
59:11🔗
Caller
I think Alex is getting played. I like the girl. She's not attracted to him, but she's just looking for someone to make out with.
59:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, but why don't you send him away and then call me? I think we're getting played. Alex, here's the deal. Either this is bogus or Alex is just sort of a flat liner. Which is it, Alex? Are you minus a soul or is this bogus?
59:53🔗
Not well, no.
59:58🔗
Not really, no.
1:00:00🔗
Adam
That's about it. Okay. Here's the thing. If a chick has a hard time with her dad, she's going to be freaky with guys. God knows what's going on with her, but I'm smelling chaos. Alec, here's the thing about guys. But guys are smarter than chicks. I mean, that's number one. And we're also more practical. We think in a, like a linear pattern. We just think A to B to C. And we think, look, if we're into somebody, we want to see them. And if we want to see somebody, we want to hump them. If we want to hump them, we'll spend the night and then hump them the next day. You know, we don't hop all over the map like chicks do. Chicks are all over the place, especially ones that whose daddies were all over the place when they were young. So this is what Alex is getting. And Alex can't process it. It can't make sense. If he doesn't have enough experience, he's not worldly enough. He hasn't seen enough. And I don't blame him. We were all in the same crappy boat when we were 18 too. Right?
1:01:00🔗
Adam
Crap boat? Well, you're more of a crap barge. Like my boat was even a crap barge in that it didn't even have its own means of propulsion. It had to be pushed by crap tugs.
1:01:11🔗
Adam
It was more of a canal. It was a crap barge. It was just filled with rats and seagulls. And it would be pushed by crap tugs and then just floating around. It wasn't even a boat. At least the boat has a motor.
1:01:27🔗
Adam
When he was 18, he was in Saint-Tropez banging supermodels with his leathers pulled down. Yes. Right?
1:01:41🔗
Adam
22. So you've been racing. I mean, racing has been your life for the last 10 years. Right?
1:01:58🔗
Caller
So I barely got through high school, so I was pretty happy. Got through with that. Racing.
1:02:07🔗
Adam
What's that? No, I mean, he's got what we call track smarts. You see what I'm saying? He don't got what you call street smarts or book smarts. He got track smarts. He knows what's going on on the track. Let me say this about Nicky. We get up. Actually, we don't get up. We won't go to bed. Five a.m. light coming up. New sun. We're running the track. Me and you side by side, just just chugging along like it's one of those gay Bruckheimer movies, you know, running. And I'm pointing stuff out. This curves a little off camber. I'm picking up. I'm grooming it to pick up a cigarette butt to also to the side.
1:02:44🔗
Adam
Yeah. And eventually I start coming up with a backstory for myself where I used to be the greatest. I was the best. This guy was the hottest GP. He was a rookie of the year in 1981 until tragedy struck and he swore he'd never mount another bike. But there's no doubt that this would be me. This would be our backstory. We'd have to get it, you know, for the chicks, we'd have to get on the same page with this story.
1:03:20🔗
Adam
And it's like, you haven't heard of Ace the Rocket Corolla? And then people will be like, oh, no, no. Yeah, sure. I heard of him. Oh, man, he's a legend. I had this guy's poster over my bed. That kind of stuff would be good.
1:03:33🔗
Adam
That's right. That's right. There's even even maneuvers. You know what I mean? Like like in gymnastics, you know, they got in ice skating, they got the cow, cow, cow. And the double camel. They got like the double Corolla. Yeah. This is good.
1:03:55🔗
Yeah.
1:04:00🔗
Caller
Good. So I've had some pretty bad acne for about 10 years now and I tried a bunch of different antibiotics and finally I tried Accutane a few years back and it didn't do it.
1:04:17🔗
Caller
No, even while I was on it I still had acne and I kind of assumed, oh well maybe it just takes a few months afterwards to fully finish.
1:04:48🔗
Caller
It helped for a while, but now it seems like, you know, my acne is coming back just as bad or worse than it was before. All right.
1:04:54🔗
Drew
Well, then it's time for another cycle. But there's really nothing stronger than Accutane. That's about the strongest thing you can put together. Maybe that with some drying agents like Retin-A or those sorts. There's Retin-A's with moisturizing creams and things that can help.
1:05:07🔗
Caller
My other question was, have you heard of any bad side effects from that with people who wear contacts?
1:05:16🔗
Drew
I imagine there would be. I imagine there would be. I mean, corneal drying is a real serious thing. And that's one of the biggest problems with contacts is keeping the lubrication on the cornea. So I would be worried. Kind of Yeah. I've not dealt with that. And again, I'm not a dermatologist. I don't prescribe a lot of Accutane. The biggest thing is Accutane.
1:05:37🔗
Adam
People don't do anything. You know, dermatologists are right up there with chiropractors, they don't do anything. I went to a dermatologist, I went to a guy once because I got my neck rash and told me to grow a beard. That would be 180 bucks. Thanks, Dr. Jackass. I've got no answer to these guys.
1:05:59🔗
Drew
Well, the thing about the Accutane that we do concern ourselves with is depression and fatigue and aches and pains, these sorts of things that certainly can happen. And now there's a registry, if you are a woman on Accutane, you have to register because the risk to a fetus is so profound that they want to monitor it extra carefully.
1:06:16🔗
Adam
All right, so if you're on Accutane, it's about the most powerful one you can take for the zits. But then you can put all the topical stuff on top of that. I like the lansom with a pin, Brian. That's my thing.
1:06:31🔗
Adam
Yeah, okay. All right, don't screw with them too much. It is true, you don't see people with the bad zits like you used to.
1:06:45🔗
Adam
Yeah, once in a while. I mean, nothing ever makes you feel better about yourself than seeing a guy with a full-on pizza face and you're like, oh, Christ, wow. And then you look in the mirror and you go, hey, not bad. It's all relative, right?
1:07:02🔗
Adam
But just remember back in the day you would just see a guy. You would see a guy who was just a mess. I mean, it was like, holy Christ. Oh, you felt sorry for the guy. Yeah, right, right. And you don't really know what gets its around their eyes.
1:07:29🔗
Adam
Big, big, Swifty, Lazar size, you know, big, fat sunglasses. You wear those around, you know, like the old Navy check.
1:07:42🔗
Adam
Yeah. Nothing worse than that nose one. There's no where the person's nose starts taking a different shape. You know, it's one thing to get to sit. It starts actually. It's like it's like someone's taking a hammer and pounding out your your fender from the from the inside. You know, it's like your face starting to take a different shape now. Horrible. Yeah. Bad times. Bad times. We're not going to have to worry about that, though. I mean, like I said, you know, we got the we got the sun, we got the sand. We're going to be on tour. You know, you don't get zits when you're on tour. You know, you're basking. We'll be on the Riviera most time and we'll be in Australia, be the Great Barrier Reef. Ashley.
1:08:28🔗
Caller
You know, it's been going on for a couple of years. Every time I have intercourse, I just have this huge sensation to go to the bathroom.
1:08:50🔗
Drew
To stay with me, I need some specific questions answered. Are you with the same guy this whole time?
1:09:04🔗
Adam
No, he's got interchangeable penis. He's got one of those twist lock adapters. He can snap on different. It's like JJ. Arms.
1:09:22🔗
Drew
Ashley, please just answer the questions. Don't give me the theories yet. Just get at the question. Is it when you orgasm?
1:09:30🔗
Drew
It's just during the intercourse. And is it ever immediately upon penetration or is it usually after a little while?
1:09:37🔗
Drew
It has happened immediately. Is there anything he's doing or you guys changing your position or is there anything you've tried that's a little more comfortable for you?
1:09:45🔗
Caller
No, I have noticed that different positions sometimes are a little bit more awkward.
1:09:53🔗
Drew
OK, it's an irritation of your urethra, basically. None of your bladder. It's what's coming down from the bladder that's getting irritated, getting traumatized.
1:10:05🔗
Adam
Is it the actual urethra or is it the urethra? Like, here's what I'm saying. The urethra leads into the bladder, right?
1:10:14🔗
Adam
Is the urethra itself being irritated or is the urethra being irritated in such a way that it leads back into the bladder? Is it being pushed back into the bladder or something like that?
1:10:26🔗
Drew
Both things can happen. You can actually push things back in and get a urine infection and then the bladder gets inflamed. But usually the urge to urinate is something in irritating the urethra itself.
1:10:35🔗
Drew
And it can be trauma, just somebody putting pressure on it. It could be him pushing bacteria in there. It's too much pressure, too much. It's just positional.
1:10:53🔗
Drew
Find positions and activities that don't initiate that. And also make sure this is not an infectious process. Get regular talk to your gynecologist or doctor about checking your urine to make sure that you're aren't getting recurrent infections.
1:11:04🔗
Well, you know, good times.
1:11:08🔗
Adam
Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. He is a Grand Prix champion motorcycle racer. The real stuff. Not that crappy clunker Harley junk. You know, it's big idiots driving around all. Oh, five cylinders, thousand CCs, 220 to 40 horsepower. Yeah. I'm going to do the math. I'm going to explain what that means during that during that.
1:11:42🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not going to argue with him. I don't want to correct him. He's made a few small mistakes there and I just it's his show.
1:11:54🔗
Caller
Well, I just don't want to hurt his ego because as my crew chief, I need someone full of confidence.
1:12:00🔗
Adam
If I'm second guessing myself when I'm bleeding those brakes or setting the mixture, are those bikes, are they injected now?
1:12:21🔗
Adam
I got you, brother. All right, we're going to take a look. If the first round, but now time for the commercial, the oral test. Hold them down. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Hey, y'all, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. He's the Moto GP, Rookie of the Year last year, and rides the super bikes. Yeah, fastest thing on two wheels. 200 plus mile an hour bikes. And the races on the straightaways, what do they, I know they vary, but what do they average? Speed-wise.
1:13:32🔗
Caller
Straightaway? I don't know, probably zero to 200 and probably about six mile an hour or something, but I'd say the average straightaway is probably 160.
1:14:01🔗
Adam
All right, I might. I mean, what size discs do you run up front? We're talking about, you know, these bikes with their tremendous power and stopping them is becoming becoming the tough part now. You know, the newer the bikes now, they have anti-lock brakes in them, yes?
1:14:21🔗
Caller
False. False. Those would be three hundred and twenty millimeter carbon fiber brakes.
1:14:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's I got to deal with them. We'll be using Brembo exclusively when we hit the when I'm crew chief. All right. Let's let's go on to follow says. Let me ask. Let's have John ask a quick question.
1:14:59🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
1:15:02🔗
Yeah, I did. I raced out in California. I raced AFM and CCS and I was wondering if if you had any advice for somebody that's trying to struggle an up and coming racer to break into AMA and whatnot.
1:15:21🔗
Caller
Yeah. No, I mean, seriously, it is. It's a tough level to make that next step and, you know, I mean, I've been fortunate to have good people and like you said, I mean, results don't lie. You get the results. Yeah. Somebody will catch somebody's eye.
1:15:53🔗
Caller
I have a pretty old bike. It's a 97 F3 in the 600 class. I mean, it's kind of tough to compete with some of the new bikes.
1:16:03🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, your equipment's a big part of it. I mean, you can only override so much, but I mean, I can see where on a 97 F3 is going to be pushing uphill.
1:16:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's going to be tough, but who are you now? You're running against guys who don't have more CCs than you, but right. I mean, you run in the same CC class with them. It's just they have newer bikes, right?
1:16:32🔗
Adam
Well, so what would you say, Nicky? I mean, and I don't know if there is an answer to this other than winning races, but I mean, what can you do to try to impress some sponsors or to some somebody other than win every race?
1:16:46🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, I think people know what bike he's on. I mean, people can can see that. I mean, the biggest thing is, say, is get lots of track time. I mean, that's the only way to improve is with lots of track time and, you know, just catch somebody's eye, make something happen.
1:17:01🔗
Adam
So it's like if somebody saw you driving or riding something that was, you know, far less superior than whatever else was out on the track and saw you sort of holding your own with a piece of antiquated equipment, it might be impressive even if you came in sixth place.
1:17:32🔗
Drew
And it's going to look like you just you just borrowed your sister's moped to go out there and then actually hang and take something that is like a 94 and put a upgraded system on a great engine there. Yeah, true.
1:17:56🔗
Hello.
1:18:01🔗
Caller
I want to know how come every time I have sex with guys, it turns me on more than it does in the real thing.
1:18:24🔗
Adam
Yeah, the beauty about being a woman in this world is, is you could just randomly dial the phone, and if a guy picked up, he'll oblige. You'd have about a 70 percent hit more, more and 70.
1:18:39🔗
Adam
I'm just saying you can get that old codger that's just, no thanks, we're not buying any. You got the people are freaked out, everyone's being sold something.
1:18:53🔗
Adam
So these are all guys, these are guys you know, have you had sex with any of these guys?
1:19:02🔗
Caller
Most of the guys I have sex with, I know, but they're just like friends with Proligious.
1:19:48🔗
Drew
Well, phone sex is much more of a fantasy endeavor, right? And for women, particularly, they don't need the visual so much, and sort of the emotional, the experiential part of it can be more satisfying. And then maybe you're not really into these guys you're having sex with, or you're not ready to have sex with, so all your ambivalence and anxiety about being with a person, you don't have to deal with.
1:20:09🔗
Adam
You got a vibrator? Oh, that's really going to change things. Especially when I put the vibrator on the phone, it's just... See, you know what, any type of phone sex I've ever attempted to have always just ends up... Here's what it always just sort of devolves into me begging, come on, get over here, come on, I'm coming over. What are you wearing? Don't worry about it. I'm coming over. I'm coming over. I mean, Drew, you're the same way, right? As a man of extreme passion. Yes. Yeah, I don't want to sit around and talk about something. Look, if I was in prison, I'd be into it. Yeah. You know what I mean? But as long as I got a set of legs and some car keys, I just like my thing is like, I'm coming over there. I don't want to talk about it.
1:20:56🔗
Drew
And then you bewilder when you're confused when they say, no, no, no, you're like, what? What do you mean? What?
1:21:05🔗
Adam
No. Well, if I'm actually I'm in route, I can talk about it. But I'm just very practical that way. I'm not into the to me, the phone sex is it's like a discussion about food. But there'll be nothing to eat. You know, it's like we're just going to sit around like we're trapped on some desert island. You know, it'd be great now. Baby back ribs, mother than hickory sauce. Oh, man. I'll do you one better. How about a beautiful brisket beef dip in the Aju? So it's like my thing is, let's go get in the car. We're going to eat. I don't want to talk about it. I mean, provided we can go somewhere. You got some money in your pocket. There's a Applebee's down the road. Let's go. That's my thing. Now, if we're trapped somewhere, then we can talk about that. I'll give you a handy while you talk about ribs. That that. No, I'm saying drug. Do you like any while I talk about ribs?
1:22:08🔗
Adam
Barbecue sauce all over my sleeve. It was horrible. Good pink sleeve. Here's the boy. If you're going to have sex, you should have sex. All right. Her thing, yeah, fantasy.
1:22:22🔗
Drew
Then maybe she shouldn't be with these guys. Maybe she's not into these guys. Maybe she's not ready to have sex yet. Whatever it is, what's creating the anxiety, the ambivalence.
1:22:33🔗
Drew
Kind of weird that she's doing it with lots of guys. That makes me a little worried about her.
1:22:38🔗
Adam
And Myra. And by the way, Myra, I hope that's not the phone sex name. You go with Myra? I can't whack the Myra.
1:23:05🔗
Caller
I'm 15. I want to say I love you, Adam and Dr. Drew. Thank you. You guys, oh, first of all, Lord of the Rings is from England and Tolkien wanted it to be there because England didn't have any religious folklore. I mean, they only had religious folklore, but anyway.
1:23:26🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, he wrote about it in the Silmarillion, which is a companion to the Lord of the Rings.
1:23:31🔗
Adam
I would like to build a time machine and go back and kill that guy. I really would. So before all these Lord of the Rings and hobbits and all this crap.
1:23:43🔗
Caller
There was only religious folklore in England. Like King Arthur was too religious and he wanted something like other cultures had folklore. But that's not my question.
1:23:52🔗
Adam
He was thinking, what about the poor nerds? What are they going to hang their hats on? You know, they wear those wind-up beanies? What are they going to hang it on?
1:24:03🔗
Caller
But my question is, I've been a self-injurer and I cut myself and burned myself. And now I have a bunch of scars all on my thighs. And I can't go swimming or anything anymore. And I was wondering, is there any way that I can like get those to fade or go away?
1:24:38🔗
Adam
Yeah. How about the Lord Of The Rings trilogy? Would you consider that abuse? Everyone, they're swept away.
1:25:29🔗
Adam
Look, here's the thing about scars. First off, Nicky's got a couple. He took a spill on a motorcycle. It makes something up.
1:25:42🔗
Adam
Yeah, so you got your ex-boyfriend's initials carved out in keloid. So, it's a little weird. So, where's sweatpants?
1:25:54🔗
Drew
There are dermatological interventions. There's deep derma-vrasions. Things to try. You can see a dermatologist specializing in that kind of thing. You might be able to get something done there. It's worthwhile. You're not cutting now. It's something you're going to have to live with for a long time. There might be interventions.
1:26:09🔗
Adam
Nicky Hayden, super bike racer in studio tonight. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. GIO it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's the good doctor, Dr. Drew. Nicky Hayden is our guest tonight. Nicky is the Moto Grand Prix Rookie of the Year last year. And some say he's going to win it all this year. With me as a crew chief, I don't think the kid can lose. Now, is it you do a Stephen or Stefan here?
1:27:03🔗
Caller
Hey, actually, I have two questions, but my first question is for Nicky. You know, I'm a first-time caller, though, to let you know. But Nicky, your teammate, Valentino Rossi, he's going over to Yamaha. And I know that he was the number one champ, you know, last year. Do you think that you're going to be able to, you know, take the title from him now that he's riding Yamaha?
1:27:25🔗
Caller
I mean, that's my goal for sure. I mean, it's no doubt not going to be easy. But I mean, yeah, that's my plan. I mean, that's my goal. Absolutely.
1:27:35🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something. I tell Nicky, second place is as good as a loss, except for if it's one of those point accumulation things where you could actually get second throughout the entire season and still walk away with the championship, which is the situation here. So second would be good. That'd be very, very important to get second. Yeah, yeah.
1:27:58🔗
Caller
Well, you know, did he give you some pointers, you know, on how to come up in the ranks, you know?
1:28:03🔗
Caller
No, I leave all that up to my crew chief. Basically, he's the guy in my corner that when I need a pointer, I go to. But no, honestly, me and Valentino, we go on great. But as far as really a lot of pointers or anything, maybe a little bit early, he let me follow him a few times, see some of the good lines and learn a bit. But for the most part, it was, I mean, no, no pointers.
1:28:28🔗
Adam
How much of when you have a team out there and then racing the team, sometimes there'll be little strategies, guys do a little blocking and drafting and stuff like that. But you don't really hear about it on the motorcycles that much. There's not that much you can do.
1:28:52🔗
Caller
Just try not to knock down your teammate would be the big thing. That's right. Cause an unhappy vibe in the pit area.
1:28:59🔗
Adam
You wouldn't do quite as ballsy a maneuver if it was your teammate who you're engaging in. All right.
1:29:08🔗
Caller
Yeah. Oh, well, my second question actually is probably for Dr. Drew. And I actually so I work with this girl at my job and she's she's 16 and I'm 22. And, oh, you know, we I heard you I've heard you talk about guys before, you know, that are that are seeing younger girls, you know, and I was wondering, you know, we have good energy and stuff, but I'm still kind of skeptical whether I should, you know, make a move or something. I mean, I could probably find someone my own age, but we would urge you to do so ahead.
1:29:40🔗
Drew
Well, because all right, she'll be 18 in two years. You can think about it then maybe, but still then at 24, 18, it's a big age gap.
1:29:47🔗
Adam
22, 22 and 16 is a big, big gap. And not in Europe and certainly not in, you know, South America and Japan and places we'll be going on tour. Then it's it's really nothing.
1:30:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. That that that that's nothing. We got we got like Rio de Janeiro and 22 and 16. That's really nothing. But out here in the civilized world, big, big gap, big gap.
1:30:13🔗
Drew
Yeah, it's just it's just you're a different place in your life. You can't legally have sexual relationship with her. It wouldn't be good for her if you did.
1:30:26🔗
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. The different place they're at in life is he's wanting to bang 16 year olds. She's not wanting to bang 22 year olds. That's the difference.
1:30:38🔗
Caller
Yeah. I was in a car accident three weeks ago and ever since the car accident, I haven't wanted to have sex. My girlfriend and I were bombing in bed together before the car accident, but once we had the accident, she still wants it, but we've only done it twice.
1:31:01🔗
Caller
It wasn't too bad. I mean, we went to the ER, but I drove myself there and got some pain medication and same thing with her, but that's about it.
1:31:44🔗
Caller
Well, the last couple weeks, I've been having nightmares that I don't remember, and so I wake up in the middle of the night panicked or not knowing where I am, you know, sit up screaming.
1:32:17🔗
Adam
You got into an accident that was so insignificant that he drove A, his car, that he got in the accident into the hospital. B, they gave him some painkillers and told him to hit the road. His girlfriend's fine. He took him for two days. He's fine. I mean, it doesn't seem like the accident is the cause of problems.
1:32:36🔗
Drew
But let's just say something is going on. You were having night terrors and night terrors is a sign of trauma. And if you are someone who then gets themselves in another traumatic situation, it's you're then very prone to post-traumatic stress disorder. And so you may have sort of made a situation that was worse for you already more worse. And naturally enough, if you're depressed and anxious, your sort of nervous system is, let's call it off for lack of time to describe what actually goes on. Of course, your sex drive goes down and your desire to have sex will be much, much less. And even your ability to have sex might be off.
1:33:10🔗
Caller
But you know, in motorcycles, I've had a few accidents in my day. And I can't honestly say I've ever experienced those symptoms. So that does seem strange. Leave that up to the doctor. He's the expert in the field.
1:33:24🔗
Adam
You're cut out of a little different cloth than you never had a drama before. Well, you should have had one, but you haven't. We'll take a quick break and it'll be no more accidents on my watch. We'll be right back after this.
1:34:37🔗
Adam
Riders. We're going on tour. Yeah. These guys are magicians. Those NASCAR guys. Let's get drunk and point the car. Best of luck to you. To us. To us on the tour. We'll be going to Australia and Japan. We'll be getting postcards from all over the place. Drew, it'll be great. I'll be doing it from the hotel room. It'll be great.
1:34:59🔗
Adam
So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Hey, Brooke. Here's the problem. Let me explain some and I don't want to bum your high, but the future does not look bright for Brooke.
1:35:18🔗
Caller
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