1:19🔗
Yeah.
1:20🔗
Adam
It's the first time here. Yeah. Adam and Neil are here. I like the first timers. We like to pop the cherry of first time guests. You know what it means for me? No history. I mean, nothing bad.
1:43🔗
Adam
That's when we're going to screw it up. But here's what the next time's going to be predicated on. You guys get too big, you're not coming on. You'll have a lot of attitude. You get too small, we won't let you back on. We're going to need just a nice warm burn here, but not the surface of the sun. Cool. Just a nice sort of sun pool.
2:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, and don't get me wrong, we're not looking to see you fail or stumble. We just want a gradual, healthy climb.
2:15🔗
Cool, we'll just ride it out.
2:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, just as long as we get you back. All right, what do you think we would talk about when you guys came back? We could talk about this time.
2:50🔗
Adam
Woo! Yeah, the CD, by the way, the self-titled CD is about to go gold, which means 500,000 CDs. That's out here, though, but you guys are Canadian, right?
3:08🔗
Three Days Grace
It's growing though, it's growing. We're really, the scene's really, no, actually it's 50,000. 50,000 in Canada.
3:18🔗
Adam
Is there any kind of, I don't think we have sort of patriotic buyers out here, you know what I mean? If a band is from the United States opposed to Canada, opposed to England, I don't think anyone gives a rat's ass. In Canada, does it work that way?
3:35🔗
Caller
It's definitely a bit different. I think Canadians tend to focus a little bit more towards the Canadian music, but for that reason, a little bit patriotic, right?
3:46🔗
Adam
I don't know when you lose that as a country, you just get too big and too rich and too fat and too tired and too cocky.
3:59🔗
Three Days Grace
Well, there's also CanCon too, which is like legislation that says the stations in Canada have to play a certain percentage of, you know what I mean?
4:24🔗
Adam
Well, I don't think the Bachmann brothers know what it stands for anymore. All I know is I was at a BTO concert, a reunion concert about 20 years ago, and I had my buddy the Wheeze on my shoulders almost the entire time. And it wasn't gay. We were rocking. Nice. That's cool. All right. I think what we should do, if engineer Chris will go along with it, is play the Three Days Grace song that everyone knows, but may not necessarily know it's them. So we do that thing where you hear the song and you go, oh yeah, I love that song. That's those guys. All right, now I'm really gonna listen up. Now, so you cool? Yeah. Anderson, you cool with that? Or does it make a difference to Anderson?
5:13🔗
No, no, late is bad.
5:15🔗
Adam
Early is good. All right. So let's hear a song for Three Days Grace. You ready there, Chris? This is called I Hate Everything About You. Three Days Grace in the studio tonight. Adam and Neil both here. Gonna be on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno Show tomorrow night. That's exciting. Then Kilbourne on March 4th. Yes.
9:38🔗
Adam
Yeah, man. They're still talking about it over there. I bet. Still buzzing. When was that?
9:53🔗
Three Days Grace
Yeah. We got to go back and we're playing, we're on tour with Nickelback, actually, right now. So we're doing some dates and we're flying into Halifax. I think they just got about four feet of snow the other day. So we're going to soak up like nine hours of sun and hit the snow.
10:15🔗
Adam
Then let's act like it. Let's go now. Let's get a hand in. Hold on, hold on. We got to break it down. Let's go. Let's get a hand in now.
10:39🔗
Drew
I didn't realize anything was bothering me, but I read a review of my book on the line that bothered me so much. I want to yell back at these people. Well, go. Are you effing high? This is ridiculous.
10:58🔗
Adam
I thought maybe you had a pregnancy scare. Are you showing? Drew, Mrs. Period, come on, I know when you're distracted. You know how you're a horrible actor?
11:19🔗
Drew
Get ahead. He's an idiot. Please, people, read my book and don't read your own crap into it. Just read the book for what it is. It's not about me either, I'm a metaphor for stories about how humans work.
12:00🔗
Drew
It just was sort of like, make up your mind, are you on radio or are you writing a book? And it sort of attacked you and it was like, what?
12:08🔗
Drew
And it's like, people, they're so stupid and they can't get out of their, their own ass is so much in their face that they can't see anything.
12:18🔗
Adam
Well, but Drew, okay, listen. All right, look, you guys should know this. You don't, you don't get online and read things people say about you, do you? Cause you'll go.
12:27🔗
Caller
We try to stay away from it, but there's definitely some that you can't avoid, you know? Just where's, you know, a friend of yours maybe brings it up, tells you what it is.
12:39🔗
Drew
But just the stuff that is sort of your own crap coming through, it's like, you're reacting through the prism of your own issues. Leave that at home. Come on, break it down.
13:02🔗
Drew
But what I, what I don't like is when it needs a rebuttal and these people leave, they have the, you know, they leave it there, it's just going, it's out there. They act out their aggression.
13:15🔗
Drew
No, no, no, I was looking, I just, it's on the, it's on Amazon, you know, it was Amazon.
13:28🔗
Caller
My boyfriend has a very large, very curved penis. And I'm kind of small inside, so it was kind of a feat just to get to it. But it seems like every time we have sex now, I bleed. I don't know if it's from, I just got off a depot.
13:50🔗
Drew
Well, that's why you're bleeding. And it's not uncommon for people to have bleeding after intercourse, so that's normal. And that doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the anatomy here.
14:10🔗
Drew
That's what Dr. Alter was saying, that he has to correct those often times because they're uncomfortable for the moment.
14:20🔗
Adam
You know what I mean? I mean, in terms of sort of maximum display, I think down looks better.
14:45🔗
Adam
And I just, I just, it looks a little bigger. Like, if I ever want mine to look bigger, I'll try to push it down a little and stretch it out. You know what I'm saying? Pull it up, it eats it up quickly.
14:59🔗
Adam
It's like your gear shift in your car looks longer when it's way down, like in reverse or something. When it's in neutral, it's looking, it's feeling kind of short. You gotta push it.
15:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, you gotta swing it, right? All right. I'm gonna start training mine. Get like a penis trellis.
15:20🔗
I, first of all, Adam, I'm a huge fan.
15:32🔗
Yeah!
15:43🔗
So, I've been broken up with my girlfriend for about four months and since then, we've been hooking up periodically and with other girls, I can't get a interaction. It's really hard. I don't know if it's because I'm nervous or what, but.
16:00🔗
Probably four times, three times.
16:06🔗
Probably four times, I don't know.
16:08🔗
Drew
You would know how many times that happened, right? You wouldn't be like, ah, two, three, four, seven, 18, 19.
16:14🔗
Well, usually, you know, like I'm making out with a girl or something and it starts to go farther and it just, it doesn't happen, so.
16:20🔗
No.
16:25🔗
Yeah, everything else seems pretty normal.
16:28🔗
No, not at all. I broke it off and we're still, we still kind of get together occasionally. I don't know if that would.
16:37🔗
You know, that's what kind of what I'm thinking, but.
16:47🔗
Totally.
16:50🔗
No more. Well, even if it's like, if it's like the same, the same girl that I've been, you know, like hooking up with, like if it's a new girl.
16:58🔗
Even if I'm with her like two or three times, it's still the same issue.
17:04🔗
No, definitely I am.
17:13🔗
No, no, it wasn't. Like before, before I started dating this other girl, it was, it wasn't an issue.
17:19🔗
Drew
All right. You might want to get a physical exam just to make sure it's not a medical issue. That's the one thing, you always want to be sure of that. So get that checked out first and foremost.
17:27🔗
Adam
Two, three times does not a slump make, but it can screw you up emotionally. If you stick with one girl, you'll be, you'll work it out quickly.
17:37🔗
Drew
It's called anticipatory anxiety, just the anxiety about the possibility of it happening again makes it happen.
17:44🔗
Adam
And some guys, we didn't really talk about this, but not all guys are cut out to be the alpha male.
17:57🔗
Adam
They start hanging out with those guys who feel a little better about themselves. Alpha male, what do you mean?
18:00🔗
Drew
That they go out and have sex with lots of different women? That they want, that they're driven to do that?
18:13🔗
Adam
But Drew, you're a man of supreme passion. I mean, you're passionate. People don't know how passionate a man, Drew, is. He's exquisitely passionate.
18:31🔗
Adam
I'm surprised that the legend of his passion has not made it north of the border. Lord knows it's made it south.
18:38🔗
Adam
We've just, we've just, we're a little detached. You've turned a blind eye to his passion.
18:54🔗
Adam
Yes. I was frightened initially of what his passion may do to me. Where now I had a sexual resolve. I promised no oral on guys. And I thought possibly Drew would break that down. It's been spotty to say the least. But the point is there are some guys, and I heard it in Eric's voice, which is he's kind of a one woman man. He's got that in his, he likes to be in a relationship and probably hang out. And guys will try to push themselves to be sort of multi-partner guys, but they just.
19:50🔗
Adam
Also, you get, yeah, you get a little guilty wang every once in a while. You don't think you do. Yeah, you're, you know, I'm sure he dumped her. He probably broke her heart. She's coming around because she wants to be near him anyway.
20:26🔗
Adam
Okay, you see? Any place with Mexico in it, as you've heard of the passion. Go ahead, Mike.
20:36🔗
Caller
Well, me and my girlfriend, we have a healthy sexual relationship. And it seems that I'm having sensitivity problems when I wear a condom. I mean, it's to the point now where we don't even have sex anymore because she doesn't really care all that much just because we have other ways to, like oral sex and all that stuff. And so that's fine. But I've seen a lot of other things in the store. When you go to buy condoms, there's all these other different means of contraceptive. And I just want to know if any of that stuff really works. You know, I mean, or because if it does.
21:19🔗
Adam
Ah, Drew, we don't need to really get to the bottom of everyone, do we? I would just move along a little bit.
21:25🔗
Drew
We can move on with this, but why isn't she, if it's all kind of, is this your wife or your girlfriend?
21:39🔗
Drew
There's some data that came out today. It's your smoldering pan shit setting up the smoke alarms across the country. But the Advocates for Youth group published some data today that showed that something like three quarters of all American young people will get an STD. Three quarters.
22:43🔗
Adam
You know what I like to do, I like it a little further away than we actually are. Our chick looks better when she's across the street and then you get up on her, it's like, hey, nice blackhead, you know?
22:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, everyone has to be clear. I like to pull it back just a little bit, Drew. People look better, the fine lines, the wrinkles, they're gonna go away.
23:10🔗
Adam
I just want to take a little steel wool to them, that's all. Snow it over. You know when they do those commercials where Liz Taylor does one of her perfume commercials? She looks hot. But you see her in real life, she's a mess.
23:27🔗
Caller
I think everybody wants that, man. Yeah, have a couple drinks. Yeah, a couple Canadians.
23:45🔗
Drew
My question to Mike is A, why isn't she on the birth control pill? And B, what does he mean he has a sensitivity problem?
24:06🔗
Drew
What's the sensitivity problem? Maybe we can find a good decent condom. What do you mean there's a sensitivity problem?
24:12🔗
Caller
Well, as far as the sensitivity problem, when I wear a condom, I just go limp. I mean, that's it. I mean.
24:30🔗
Caller
Yeah, the Ultra Thins and all that stuff, yeah. But I tried the animal skins seem to make any difference.
24:41🔗
Adam
Get her on the pill, by the way. You guys have been together for a year and a half. That's a good plan.
24:58🔗
Adam
Yeah, you say you're done, but your shoulders are still into it. Come on, buddy. Let's go now. You gotta break it down. You grab and eat. That's what I need you to grab. What are we doing? Three Days Grace here tonight. I've got Adam and Neil. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back after this.
25:18🔗
1-800-LOVE-191.
25:21🔗
Caller
Every hour, two Americans under the age of 25 are infected with HIV. Protect yourself. Call toll free 1-866-344-KNOW.
25:40🔗
Adam
That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Three Days Grace in the Night. Dave Navarro in Tomorrow Night. We talked to him about his high colonic he received on SMTV show.
26:03🔗
Adam
He got a colonic, had to detoxify. I like the guys who slam metric tons of heroin need to get an animal to detoxify. How about you put the rig down?
26:25🔗
Drew
He loved this concept. It's so weird. People don't understand biology. They can convince themselves of all kinds of things.
26:34🔗
Drew
I was just thinking about Narconon, who does this detoxification for drug addicts by putting them, cold darken them from drugs and putting them in a sweat box.
26:50🔗
Adam
Let me ask Adam and Neil here. You guys ever feel tired in the morning? Like the alarm goes off?
26:56🔗
Adam
And you don't wanna get out of bed? Okay, that's toxins. That's toxins that built up in your sister. See, we live in a very toxic environment. You take all those toxins and they build up and they start making you feel tired. Run down.
27:13🔗
Adam
You'll be hungry. There are times you'll be in a bad mood for no good reason. You find yourself getting a little tired around three, four in the afternoon sometimes. That's the toxin building up. You need to shove a hose up your ass. What we do is we take all those toxins and we flush them out. And then once you flush those toxins out.
27:35🔗
Drew
He runs the colonic center. I just want to remind people of Steve McQueen and him going down to get coffee enemas.
27:47🔗
Three Days Grace
I don't know how cool it is to be walked in on our tour bus with a tube up my ass. So I don't know if really that's the right approach for me.
28:08🔗
Adam
That's totally cool. And then what I do is I put you in a pair of tiger stripes underpants. So it looks like a little tigger outfit. So the tube, which is actually disguised, just seems like it's a tail.
28:35🔗
Adam
I have the lemur. Yeah, I got anything that's a tail. Yeah, Drew, that would be funny if they just took that hose and they did put a little devil tail on it.
28:58🔗
Adam
Just that chain thing that lamp pole would be nice. Fuse, maybe? It could actually paint it a little red like it was burning. Get an M-80 up here. Drew, this would be huge business. That's quite the idea.
29:21🔗
Three Days Grace
It does. We're gonna run to Canada. We're not live, are we? We can cut this out later, right?
29:27🔗
Adam
I'm just saying, I don't want to be coming up to Manitoba eight months from now and seeing these things hanging out every check. Who's out wearing a summer shirt? You understand?
29:36🔗
Three Days Grace
You're assuming that you're gonna be doing pretty well in Manitoba by the sounds of it.
29:46🔗
Adam
Right, this stays in this room. And here's the deal. I don't even have to manufacture the tampon. I just make the actual tail, the tail attachment, you know? So what? Whatever, the rat tail's nice. The rip cord, the lamp cord. What other ones were we talking about?
30:31🔗
Caller
Yeah, one of those things that you pull out the back of a doll to actually get it going into like a little stream with it, like a pole thingy, you know.
30:49🔗
Adam
Alright, well, let's work. There's even, yeah, there's, there's like, oh, even like, maybe there's like, there's like streamers and stuff that. Party party streamers. Party streamers.
31:06🔗
Adam
Oh, sure. Oh, but we've hit all the holidays. That's Jewish holidays, religious holidays. John? Yeah. You're 16? Yep. What's up?
31:19🔗
Caller
Well, like I'm, I'm having sex with my girlfriend. We've been doing it for like a month now, two months. But we, like, when I'm like, I'll have one when she has like 15 to 20. Or beers.
31:45🔗
Drew
I think I figured out how to make your vision kind of blurry and foggy. Just go to Canada for a while.
31:53🔗
Drew
John, listen, wait, hang on a second. There's a couple of things here. One is that's normal. Men are wired to have one and then they have some sort of refractory phase. Some women can continue over and over again without a refractory phase or a very short refractory phase. But John's been ruined.
32:50🔗
Adam
Here's what I'm saying. You can, please. You know, you can get hit with a shotgun, which is a bunch of little pellets, or you can just get hit with a big forty-four slug.
33:09🔗
Drew
And that's the way it could be, but we can't ever really know, because the people that are like that, like John's girlfriend, don't know what it's like to be the one-time person and vice versa. You know, it's hard to really put yourself in that person's shoes or whatever.
33:28🔗
Drew
But John's right, though. John's got to keep in mind that the other women will not be like this.
33:33🔗
Adam
No, it's sad and fickle irony will rear its head and he's going to be with some woman who's like the Brinks truck and he's going to be sitting there trying to pick that safe for years and years and getting nothing. Be going down on her for like three days, zero. She's reading a People magazine. All right, back to the phones. Oh, what night is it, Drew?
34:18🔗
Adam
Well, I'm actually part of the Styrofoam. Me and Jimmy and our other partner conceived the show.
34:35🔗
Adam
Nice. That's right. Crank Yanker fans. You guys, see, I knew these guys were sharp. Remember I was saying, not out loud, but remember I was thinking, these guys were Walmart? You saw my thought bubble? All right. Let's play Germany or Florida. Michael? Hey, what's up? Here's how it's played, by the way. All bizarre stories either emanate from either Germany or Florida. They tell us the bizarre story. We say what came from Germany or Florida. Go ahead, Michael.
35:11🔗
Caller
And, Adam, an idea for the, like, rat tail, you could have a phone cord coming out. It's a great idea.
35:31🔗
Adam
Yeah, the snap thing would be good. Yeah, but it should be the one that plugs, it's the part that plugs into the phone, as if the receiver's out there.
35:53🔗
Caller
Okay, a bakery chain is selling round, pointed pastries called boobies. The shop has posters of a pinup girl advertising them. In one day alone, it sold over 13,000 boobies. But the city's women's representative said a number of women called her to vent their anger and outrage at the offer. The head of the local district authority has also called for boobies to be renamed. But the junior manager of the store chain says boobies are here to stay. He told the newspaper when we were coming up with the pastry and first baked it, one of our female employees suggested the name. They're not actually called boobies, but I wasn't allowed to say the name on air.
36:42🔗
Drew
Yeah. I know you were telling us that that to us has meaning. We know what that word is. The T word.
36:56🔗
Three Days Grace
I don't think you can say it up there either. I don't even know if you could say boobies up there.
37:02🔗
Caller
You want to go to Manitoba. You want to see all those little pull string things they're doing up there.
37:24🔗
Adam
So, are we going Florida then? That's what I would be doing in the band. I do freestyle.
37:53🔗
Drew
Were you being honest about not being able to say the T word and all that stuff? Because that's smart.
38:04🔗
He reads at a fourth grade level.
38:06🔗
Adam
Diabolical child psychologist or something that's screwing with you, Drew? I know. I know because you got going on that and you forced me to go along with your evil ways. Hey, Michael.
38:27🔗
Adam
Look, you call back tomorrow night with the tiebreaker, okay? All right, buddy, boy. Good times. He's never going to get through. Let's take ourselves a little break.
38:46🔗
Adam
Three Days Grace, everybody. In studio tonight. Okay, quick break. All right. 1-800-LOVE-191. 1--VE-191. Love these guys. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Three Days Grace in here tonight. Adam and Neil, both here representing. Yeah, they're gonna be doing Leno tomorrow night, and then Kilbourne on March 4th, and did Kimmel, and they rocked so hard, they were asked not to return. It was actually, it's, you know, the Kimmel's in an old building, and it's a historic building.
39:45🔗
Adam
And the foundation, well, anyone who knows about that Seattle bridge, that suspension bridge that came undone in the 50s, knows about sonic waves and their destructive, how destructive they can be to the foundation of a building or structure. Yes, Drew?
40:22🔗
Adam
Well, it's a steel and wood frame building over there. It's much, it's much more able to accept rock. It's a rock.
40:32🔗
Adam
Speaking of the Kimmel Show over there, you know, the Academy Awards are across the street.
40:38🔗
Adam
All this stuff sounds exciting until you have to try to get to work. Oh. And it's just streets closed off. Every parking lot is, got a, got a satellite truck in it and it's just no getting anywhere. Just the whole, it's one big cluster F, the entire block. And then it's just like a crazy security. And the thing about the security is, is you work there, but now they decided it was important that there's security now. So you have trouble getting in your own building because they decided security was going to be beefed up. So it's like, oh, it's just, oh, the streets and it's one big grid.
41:14🔗
Three Days Grace
Doesn't it go on for like a week or something? It's just like craziness for.
41:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, it's, it's been going on. Yes. It started yesterday. And it's obviously the Academy Awards are on Sunday and then they'll start tapering down like Monday, but it's just a pain in the ass. Kurt.
41:34🔗
Caller
I actually had a Germany or Florida, but I'll call back later. Cause I figured, you know, I'd forgot to mention that. So yeah, I had a quick question on a Agne medication.
41:59🔗
Caller
All right. But what exactly are the like side effects and could those be made worse by smoking?
42:08🔗
Caller
I frankly, I'm just starting to look into it. So I really don't like what are the most. I mean, I wouldn't know what the common one is.
42:14🔗
Drew
What do you mean you're looking into it? Like you haven't, have you seen a dermatologist yet?
42:20🔗
Drew
Okay, well, see the dermatologist and they'll tell you what to do. You shouldn't be looking into it. Yeah, that's gonna, you.
42:29🔗
Drew
Listen, it's fine to educate yourself so you understand the terminology. You can ask good questions. There's a gigantic difference between familiarizing yourself with the facts and the wisdom of years of experience treating and using these substances.
42:46🔗
Caller
He's a little bit concerned about getting in front of somebody that's going to look at it and check it out.
42:54🔗
Drew
Agne. Agne is completely manageable today. And whether or not they use an antibiotic or an antibiotic lotion or retin-A or benzoyl peroxides or take you all the way to Accutane, they will take you through a series of steps of treatment to more and more powerful kinds of interventions, ultimately possibly using Accutane, which is a medicine that sort of has a controversial history. It works spectacularly. It's extreme. I was on it for a while. Unbelievably effective.
43:26🔗
Drew
The enema. Oh, it's in flushes. Great. But it has nefarious side effects, including back pain and depression and fatigue and things like that. For me, it caused like attentional problems.
43:43🔗
Adam
Now, what? Hold on a second. You know, what year were we born in? And did we grow up in? I mean, I got seven years of Pop Warner football under my belt where the coaches thought water was bad for you. But what are we? Wait, in the 1450s? You know, it's the late 70s, for Christ's sake. You know, it's like, don't eat that pizza. You'll get a zit. What?
44:08🔗
Drew
People make their careers by staking this flag in the ground and saying, this is this, I'm making a declaration. From now on, pasta is the only thing you have to eat. From now on, no fat. Chocolate causes zits. If you want to really know what to do, just like sort of read something that somebody wrote in the 18th century. And just so sensible stuff. People that get zits.
44:36🔗
Drew
No, they get them because they're genetics. They're hormonal issues, but it's their body.
44:41🔗
Drew
It's a bit, there's a bacteria called propionibacterium, and all the scrubbing and all the diet and all the water.
45:00🔗
Drew
It depends what the treatment is. And really it's not like birth control pills for women. It's a whole different spectrum of treatment.
45:10🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what to do with that stuff, fellas. You gotta drop a pin in them. You gotta lance them. Here's the key, everybody.
45:28🔗
Adam
Yeah, I mean, you could spread a little sulfur on there. That'll work too. But if you got a butt on you, pssst. But listen, Dr. Drew, I swear to Christ, this is what you do, everybody. You drop, you find, okay, there's one pore that's effed up and that's it. If you got just a regular zit, there's one, there's one papa pore, one king pore. You got it, you drop it into that pore and it'll feel like you're pricking the outside of a grape with it and then it'll drop in. When it drops in and you don't feel it and it's just dropping in, that's pay dirt. Okay, and you drop it in that pore. Then don't pound on it. Don't knuckle it.
46:04🔗
Pull it apart a little bit.
46:06🔗
Adam
Just drain it out. Get it emptied out of there. Then you just put a little dab of that oxy-10 on it and you're cool. That's what you do with a zit. Don't pile on it.
46:16🔗
Adam
Well, I figured out when I was doing a little body work on my car in high school. Oh, wait a minute, I didn't have a car in high school. Thanks, Dad. When I was doing a little body work after high school that the drying agent in the Bondo body filler was a 90% benzoyl peroxide. So I dabbed a little of the Bondo body filler. You primed your face. I primed my face and it was that rust colored prime. Yeah, 90% as opposed to 10%. What the hell, do the math.
46:58🔗
Adam
Three Days Grace, how dare he? Three Days Grace in the studio tonight we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.
47:06🔗
Alright guys, here's the deal. Look in the hook up, call the Dateline. Stick a waist in time with the wrong person, call the Dateline.
47:14🔗
Call the Dateline. 1-877-889.
47:54🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Dave Nefaro in here tomorrow night. You know, I'm from Jane's Addiction and Red Hot Chili Peppers and from the Enema Clinic.
48:11🔗
Adam
Oh, his reality show, yeah. Till death do us part, I think. And by the way, we've had the two of them on separately.
48:19🔗
Adam
Maybe together, can't remember. But couldn't be happier for the two of them. Yeah. Both people have been through a lot, but really good people.
48:50🔗
Adam
I put a curse on, no doubt, 40 million records ago and possibly 50 Grammys ago, maybe $700 billion ago. The curse was put on before any of this. You guys should pray I put a curse on you.
49:15🔗
Adam
We could get a lot of bands in here just for their management, just to show up to Corolla. But here's the thing, you can't ask me to put the curse on you.
49:25🔗
Adam
I have to put the curse on you because if it's just a sort of manufactured curse, it's not going to work.
49:38🔗
Adam
It's the difference between chugging a beer and doing one of those huge belches and then doing that kind of belch where you go, you know, it sounds all tinny.
49:54🔗
Adam
Three Days Grace in studio tonight. We're going to hear something else on Three Days Grace. The CD and the band. We'll hear everything. And just a couple of calls. Let's start with Jennifer, who's 17. Jennifer?
50:07🔗
Hello?
50:10🔗
Well, I can't orgasm when I'm having sex with my boyfriend.
50:17🔗
Yes.
50:37🔗
Drew
60% cannot. Yeah, try 600%, jackass. Men think a vagina is some sort of inside-out penis. It is not. It functions totally differently.
50:52🔗
Adam
And by the way, I don't think of a vagina as an inside-out penis. Otherwise, I would have difficulty penetrating it with my right side in penis. You understand?
51:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, I need to not think about that too. I think of it as a scrotum sack that's been tucked in.
51:19🔗
Drew
Jennifer, most women, a significant majority, up to about the age of 22, don't have orgasm at all. And the rest of one's life, only a certain percentage are able to do it during intercourse. I don't know how to answer questions like that when I just went through a whole litany.
51:45🔗
Drew
Pretty much everybody, except for the ones that are ruining it. They're using them all up.
51:48🔗
Adam
Right, there's other chicks that are, they're bogart in the orgasms. And it's okay, the ones that have 20 in 10 minutes, like this one that called early in the night, and then you got ones you couldn't shake one out of them if you backed your truck into her. You know what I mean?
52:07🔗
Adam
Well, you know what I'm sayin, you know? It's like they won't come loose. It's like one of those vending machines that you just do, where you can't get your Snickers, just bangin it, just throw your shoulder into it.
52:18🔗
Adam
Keep feedin the quarters into it, throwin the shoulder, the knee, the hip in, you know, throw the hip check into it, it's still nothin, just starts rocking back and forth.
52:34🔗
Hi.
52:35🔗
Adam
I love when people go at them. I love when you just see a guy assaulting a vending machine, you know, along. What's happening, Layla?
52:44🔗
Oh, when I'm done with my question, can my friend Raquel ask an important question too?
52:52🔗
I have a question about birth control.
52:55🔗
Like, the patch. Uh-huh. Is it the same, like, does it have the same effects as, like, normal birth control?
53:16🔗
Yeah.
53:19🔗
Okay, so it can go in, like, three different places, right? Yeah.
53:34🔗
Caller
Not much. My boyfriend, like, used to do drugs a lot or so he tells me. And, like, he goes into these, like, spaz moods where, like, he said he popped his back and it released LSD into his system and he gets really mean and, like, drives really crazy. And, like, it really, like, pisses me off.
54:15🔗
Drew
You can have flashbacks and flashbacks, some people believe, is LSD being released from the fat stores. People don't really know what a flashback is, for sure. But the bottom line is you have somebody, you're dealing with somebody who is very disturbed.
54:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, but let me say this about a flashback, anything your mind has experienced multiple times, doesn't it re-experience that?
54:38🔗
Adam
No, what I'm saying is, you have pictures of experiences you've had, not drug experiences, or the, you know.
54:49🔗
Adam
For sure, free-basing, back when it was fashionable. Who didn't? When he was a, you know, he was a passionate man, he was passionate about the crack pipe as well. But the point is, is if you had, here's the thing, I've been high on mushrooms a couple of times, you know? I know what it's like to be high on mushrooms. If I thought about it, I could sort of be high on mushrooms.
55:20🔗
Drew
No, he's, first of all, it's not okay, just because you're irritable to act out on friends or girlfriends. So that suggests he's got some character problems. Secondly, he's a severe abuser and probably an addict. He's not treated. He may not be using right now, but he certainly, undoubtedly is. So you got a real serious problem in your hands.
55:43🔗
Yeah.
55:49🔗
Caller
All right, the thing, like, okay, I've always, you know, obviously had a sex drive and then, you know, I know that I've never had an orgasm because I'm pretty sure I would know what it felt like.
56:00🔗
Caller
And, but now after I've had my baby, my sex drive has just like doubled, but I still believe that I haven't had an orgasm. And I was wondering if, like, why would my sex drive go, you know, increase more even though I'm not having an orgasm?
56:16🔗
Drew
Well, the sex drive is a separate issue from orgasmic function. And the sex drive is up because you probably have higher levels of circulating progesterone and androgens, male hormones, at this point in time. It's very unpredictable how people respond to pregnancy. It's massive hormonal changes, massive the changes your body's under. So most women experience increased sex drive during the pregnancy, sort of peaking in the last trimester and then a sudden, and then a drop off after the baby's born.
56:46🔗
Adam
Having a baby and never having an orgasm is like, you know, getting crabs and not getting laid. You know?
56:58🔗
Adam
Ah, come on, don't undermine me, please. Herpes, herpes. Yeah, well, yeah, but okay. All right, you might be right. But don't get any momentum from it or anything. Because I don't want you talking. All right, April? Yeah. Yeah. Where's the guy? You got a boyfriend?
57:19🔗
Caller
How's he doing? He, you know, like, I tell him that I do because I don't want him to feel like it's him.
57:25🔗
Drew
Well, April, look, you've got to stop that because you're never going to have one then. You have to get him to start doing what it ever is you need to get you going in that direction.
57:39🔗
Drew
Absolutely. Guys, aim to please. Just listen, you're the one being deprived of this and you're going to start resenting him.
57:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, probably already started. And are you guys going to get married or what's going on?
58:05🔗
Adam
Forgive me. I'm so naive. It's like, you know, if she was 21, I would have assumed for sure it wasn't his kid, but at 18, it's like, how many, where do you go? Yeah.
58:18🔗
Caller
Oh, where's the dad? Oh, he's got, this is the fifth kid I found out, so, you know, apparently the fifth one just don't mean as much as the rest of them, so.
58:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, hold my beer so I can backhand you. Don't spill it this time, you're getting another one.
58:49🔗
Drew
Did you smoke pot the whole time you were pregnant? You can hear that in her voice or laugh.
58:59🔗
Drew
She's laughing, she's like. When you're, when you're smoking a lot of pot, you can't even muster a laugh.
59:07🔗
Drew
I smoke a lot. April, how did I know you smoked a ton of weed? I could tell it immediately. And laugh, yeah.
59:26🔗
Drew
Yeah, you never give them a chance. You don't, you don't bring them along. You gotta tell them what it is you need.
59:31🔗
Caller
Well, no, because I have done that before, but it just, it seemed pointless because it wasn't, you know, it's just what.
59:49🔗
Adam
That's where it is, sorry. Hey, listen, what are you using for birth controls? All right, how about you get a little more realistic about that? You're gonna get pregnant again, all right?
1:00:02🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, you know, I understand that, but I just don't like putting all those extra chemicals in my body when I.
1:00:07🔗
Adam
Right, you don't mind blowing a little spleef five, six times a day. And, and. What's the problem with that? Stop calling this show and insulting me with your lack of intelligence.
1:00:23🔗
Adam
Meanwhile, she's buying a quarter from some Jamaican dude at the park. That's, it's probably filled with like paraquat and, and, you know, baby laxative. And it's probably been, you know, nice. It's bathed in bat guana. Please, just buy some weed, some guy with that dreads who rides a zipper scooter to meet you out in the park, just sells you and just smoke that out of a Pepsi can. And, oh, you're real particular about what goes to your temple.
1:01:20🔗
Adam
Yeah, you fart, the bat signal comes out. Yeah, it's awesome, man. That's great when you're high. Okay, listen, these guys, by the way, this guy with his fifth kid, why don't we go around these a-holes up and just put a bullet in their head for the sake of society? Yeah. I preach about it almost nightly, but it's really...
1:01:46🔗
Adam
I should invite them in like the Germans invited the Jews in the shower. Come on, get clean. That's right, there you go, relax. That's what we need to do with these guys.
1:01:57🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's like, there's really 1% of the country just effing it for everybody else. Just whether it's the guy who chucks the beer bottle at the ball game, so now I got to drink out of a plastic cup because now I can't be trusted because this a-hole got drunken through the bottle. Whether, whatever security stuff you have to go through, whatever stuff, whatever laws on the road there are, all this, all the taxes, all that, it's always, it's one guy, it's one guy who can't keep his dork in his pants, it's one guy who doesn't know how to act when he's in public. It's this one guy, and now for that, we can all just suffer. We can all be treated like eight year olds. That's it. We gotta, I just, is there repercussions that we could bring against these guys?
1:02:42🔗
Caller
Is there something we can do? Is there a way to take care of a small percentage of them?
1:02:49🔗
Adam
Can we stop protecting these guys? Can we just start snuffing them out, moving forward? And here's the thing, you know, everyone's like, well yeah, but what happens when that guy's you?
1:03:02🔗
Adam
I'm not gonna break into someone's car and steal their crap. I'm not gonna knock up a bunch of 18 year olds in the Midwest. I'm not gonna do any of that. And neither's anyone who's listening. Well, not to this show, but normal people aren't gonna F up. You know what I'm saying? Let's just start putting a boot down on these guys. Society, I'm moving to Canada. Good God. Come on up, man. You know what I'm gonna do? I'm moving to Canada. And then I'm gonna get the Canadians together and we're going to Mexico. We're gonna kick the Mexicans over to Canada. All right? I'm with you. We'll take Mexico and we'll get that country ship shape. And just to matter, because let me tell you about Mexico. That Mexico, that's like, it's like some, you know, it's like when the rich parents kick off and the slacker kids move back in the house, they just sit around smoking and they're screwing us. They put a sofa out on the floor.
1:03:54🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's my point. I'm moving in and renovating. Mexicans, you move out of Mexico for a couple of years. Let me and the Canadians fix up the country. We'll let you come back. If things work out, we'll keep you there.
1:04:09🔗
Adam
A little cold weather over there. You can learn about curling. Put some hair on your chest. And mousse and stuff like that.
1:04:19🔗
Adam
You learn about the guess who. Speaking of bands. We'll clean things up, put some concrete down on the streets. Get the good sanitation system back on. Clean up the government. Well, we don't have to clean up the government. They're going with you.
1:04:35🔗
Adam
That's right. Well, first, we pave. That's right. Then we drink. Yeah, if you guys play your cards right, you come back, you vacation a couple of weeks out of the year. But that's right back to Canada. That would be a plan. Mexico with Canadian. Utopia, right? All right. Food's going to suck though. Yeah. We have to do something about that. You guys are going to screw that food all up.
1:05:10🔗
Adam
I don't know, but I like the Mexican food. That's I don't want to eat the French Canadian cuisine in Mexico. We're going to leave some guys to cook.
1:05:20🔗
Three Days Grace
So you're saying you like mayonnaise on your freedom fries. Is that what you're saying?
1:05:24🔗
Adam
Come on, Drew. We are going to hear ourselves a little song from Three Days Grace. What song is that we're going to hear? Ah, I know. Wait a minute. Oh yeah. I knew it was given to me. You queued up there. It's also a name of the CD, by the way, Three Days Grace. This one is called Just Like You. Three Days Grace, everybody. Probably gone gold by now. We're gonna take ourselves a little bit... break. A little break. Be back with Adam and Neil, and Drew, and me, and you. Dude, you got issues. Call Loveline.
1:09:28🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, Three Days Grace in studio tonight. Adam and Neil, both here representing the band. It's also the name of the debut CD, which is out, going gold. All right, poor band. They don't get MTV up at Canada. Why don't you get MTV in Canada?
1:09:48🔗
Caller
You know, there's always been, in Canada, it's been like much music. So it's just a Canadian thing.
1:09:55🔗
Adam
Is it a matter of sort of they're protective over things that are created in Canada or created elsewhere coming into Canada?
1:10:19🔗
Adam
Oh, different cultures. No MTV. All right, no, that's what happens. You guys ever eat any Middle Eastern food out here? You get the kebabs or the shawarma or the falafel? The falafel guy.
1:10:37🔗
Adam
Great food, horrible people. Picture going in a falafel place and having a guy go, hi, how you doing? Please come again. My pleasure serving you. Close your eyes and picture that.
1:11:10🔗
Adam
I like the tahini sauce or that sort of creamy stuff. I never do it with the hot sauce.
1:11:37🔗
Adam
Who's System of a Down, Drew? Yeah, we went out with System of a Down and had some, where did we go?
1:11:44🔗
Adam
Yeah. We had Armenian food. It's all the same crap. It's just a bunch of goats fried over the open flame and everyone gets drunk.
1:11:59🔗
Adam
Baba ganoush and stuff. I just like to order baba. I try to order that Italian place, you know? It's just fun ordering stuff called baba ganoush. Bree? And by the way, the giro versus the hero versus the giro controversy, it's never been settled to my satisfaction.
1:12:58🔗
Caller
Nothing much right now. But yeah, I just want to know, like, what do you guys like? Small or big boobs? Because I have big boobs and I've had people turn me down because my boobs are too big. Bouncy, bouncy.
1:13:15🔗
Adam
A lot of them gay guys don't like the big boobs. No, guys never turned you down because your boobs were too big. The guys have turned you down because your ass is too big.
1:13:38🔗
Drew
This is the thing that we've talked so far tonight about all these different arousal and sexual responses that women have and I'm confusing that as for men. Well, the confusing thing to women is men are completely visually preoccupied and no two men have the same exact visual preoccupations in terms of what attracts them. There are certain things you kind of can't go wrong with that there's sort of a consensus about but even then there's some diversity among what guys are going to go after.
1:14:06🔗
Adam
Yeah, there is. I mean, I think you can take your sort of Charlize Theron's of the world and we can all say all right count me in on that one but on the other hand, there are guys who you know taste very but there's the Jennifer Garner's and the Charlize Theron's all right. Everyone agrees I'll cat F them.
1:14:25🔗
Drew
Yeah, but right. But if they were in a room and they were trying to date somebody and go where they made their sweet spot is real narrow.
1:14:32🔗
Adam
Well, look, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Guys can all agree on, let's say a nice car and would definitely like to have that car, even if they were American guy, they would drive a Ferrari.
1:14:43🔗
Adam
Just because. But but we can all agree on what's ugly to feel the only view me if they've been driving a Ferrari for a few years as well, they're going to want to try a different car.
1:14:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. But but women mistakenly think that guys all like huge cans and they don't. Right. That is what's wrong with the guys.
1:15:05🔗
Three Days Grace
I think it has a lot to do with the presentation to where they're where they're sitting.
1:15:12🔗
Adam
So so here's the deal. Even though even though this is a misnomer that all guys like big boobs, the idea that you've been turned down because they're big, there's got to be more to that story.
1:15:25🔗
Caller
Well, like, people always say like different things like, oh, yeah, your boobs are nice. Or they'd be like, whoa, man, your boobs are like way too big. You know, I prefer the little one. Well, I'm like, what?
1:15:58🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on. Let me do a little quick radio math. 1'60-something, 1'70. Doesn't know. Doesn't know. So, let's see. 5'9, 1'60-something, 1'70.
1:16:14🔗
Adam
What's 2 times 7 is what? 14. And 1 and 3 is what? 4. And 2 and 2 is? 4. And 5 minus 1 is?
1:16:46🔗
Adam
And by the way, remember when I said earlier yesterday that big boobs translates into, your boobs are too big translates into your ass is too big? That's what's going on here. Brie? Yeah. All right. So here's the deal. You could probably lose a couple of pounds. And look, I'm not trying to give you a condition. Here's what I'm saying. Women call up, they got questions about guys. Here's the number one thing a guy don't want to see. Fat chick. Okay? That's true.
1:17:20🔗
Caller
I was there all through high school and junior high. I was really big and then I lost a whole bunch of weight.
1:17:25🔗
Adam
Right. You got down to the pixie 185. That's hood ornament size. That's nothing. It's plastic army men probably. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I'm trying to show you that I'm not trying to be cruel. I here's. You exercise, you eat right, you do your swimming, you will find a guy who loves your beautiful boobs, and he will worship at your altar. All right? And if the guys who don't, F them. Not literally, but you know what I'm saying?
1:18:50🔗
Adam
No, not those guys. Not my kind of guy. Like, there's some guys who say like, you know, the guys are racist, or he's misogynist, or he's a pedophile. I could hang with those guys. They're no problem. I think I do. But it's the guys who don't like the big boobs. That's where I draw the line.
1:19:11🔗
Adam
I'm angry. I'm scared I might just have a beer and a half and just take a swing at one of them. All right. All right, everybody. There you go. And guys want hot, but guys don't want big boobs. They don't care about them for the most part. They don't. They want a hot chick. Guys, I'll tell you. Here's what's ahead of boobs, ladies. Nice legs. Nice face. Nice ass. Nice eyes.
1:19:37🔗
Adam
Yes. Thank you. And don't get me going on why there's something wrong with me for like in big boobs, but you, you the ass man. Oh, that's noble. That's a noble pursuit. That's somehow because you like, you know, if you like a beautiful woman who's sort of modestly chested all of a sudden, oh, you're just a nobleman. And then I'm some I'm Larry Flint because I like a nice big saucer size areola. How dare you, Amanda? You're 26?
1:20:11🔗
Adam
You know, I never get tired of this show either. How chicks coming in at 180 look at themselves as, all right, that can't be it.
1:20:20🔗
Drew
What I was surprised about Bree though is we get those kinds of calls from Wisconsin and, you know, right down the middle of the country all the time.
1:20:28🔗
Adam
Right. And she described herself as 160 to 170, but I'm doing the math and getting her at least up about 175 range.
1:20:51🔗
Adam
Brocca flower. Brocca flower. Drew, why did your son start dating a chick named brocca flower?
1:21:04🔗
Brocca flower sounds good.
1:21:08🔗
It's beautiful.
1:21:11🔗
So, I've tried a couple of different kinds of birth control in the past, and pills, and I haven't really liked any of them. They've all had really strange effects on me.
1:21:21🔗
Well, some of them made me really grouchy, you know, like when things were going just fine, but I was in a bad mood all the time. Some of them, like the ones with the lower doses of estrogen, made me just bleed for weeks. I would just stop taking them because it was very inconvenient after a while. So I went to my gynecologist to ask her about other options, and she recommended, she said that there might be a kind of birth control that would work, but she actually recommended an IUD. So I went and did this research on it, and I found that all the research I found says that IUDs are much better for women who have had children already, and I don't have any children.
1:22:04🔗
Drew
Well, that must be older literature because certainly that has been historically the orientation to the IUD that because of the historical risk and the older products of causing tubal infections and affecting fertility, people, physicians were a little bit reluctant to give it to women that hadn't first had a baby. But now these newer instruments and the current data suggest that it probably is the best way to go. And so the IUD has had a tremendous resurgence in the last couple of years. Now I personally am a little ambivalent about it.
1:22:43🔗
Adam
It's a spastic uterus. And I have a sympathetic uterus. When something happens, the Drew's uterus knows.
1:22:49🔗
Drew
But the fact is that I saw some awful things happen in the 70s and 80s from the IUDs and things. So I'm sort of...
1:22:57🔗
Drew
It's hard to get back to recommending that when you've had some disasters. But the scientific literature, the clinical literature, looks very encouraging.
1:23:05🔗
Really? So it would be okay to get one? And I heard there's also a risk of like it puncturing your uterus.
1:23:10🔗
Drew
Yeah. It's not without... Any medical intervention has risks. It's not zero. But it's very safe and looks very good right now. It's, again, all these things are vastly less risky than pregnancy. Pregnancy is a potentially life-threatening disease state. And you've got to be careful with that.
1:23:44🔗
Three Days Grace
That's what I'm going to say to the next person I meet instead of congratulations.
1:24:07🔗
Adam
We're going to take ourselves a little break. Three Days Grace in the studio tonight. We'll be right back after this. Three days grace in studio tonight. We, who's Dave Navarro coming in tomorrow night? And then Simple Plan. What the hell were they in here last?
1:24:59🔗
Drew
Mary Cates, yeah, there's a music, it's a rock scene, and Mary Cates into this band, and the whole thing is about them being in a, her wanting to be in a video that they're filming and ditching school and blah, blah, blah.
1:25:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, now are they simple playing in there? Yeah. They are then? Yeah, yeah. Oh, well that's nice. Kiss of death for a band though, you know, when they show up in a-
1:25:27🔗
Caller
Yeah, we just got done doing one actually, so I was gonna mention that and then I thought I wouldn't, but well maybe I'll-
1:25:44🔗
Caller
We just played and- We basically were a band playing in a club, and we were, you know, and that's pretty far-fetched.
1:26:05🔗
Three Days Grace
We don't even, it doesn't have a name yet. I don't even think we're, I think it's, we're under wraps.
1:26:14🔗
Drew
Every film, from American film, is down in Toronto. These guys have to come down here to play the film.
1:26:28🔗
Caller
I wanna know about corseting and tightlacing and what kind of effects does it have on the body and its internal organs?
1:26:51🔗
Drew
Obviously, women have been doing that for- Is it difficult to breathe? Yes, women have been doing that for generations.
1:26:58🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, sweet cheeks. I'm calling shallow breathing difficulty with breathing. That's me.
1:27:08🔗
Adam
All right, so you're pulling it in tight. And what's that give you that real hourglass shape?
1:27:13🔗
Yeah.
1:27:17🔗
Ask, it's a hobby.
1:27:23🔗
Yeah.
1:27:26🔗
Yeah.
1:27:41🔗
Adam
That'd be nice, cause yeah, when you course it, you want a little cleavage up there, right? Yeah. Yeah. All right. And then, and then what about the rest of you? How else do you dress?
1:28:03🔗
Adam
Well, that just gives you, it's a, well, hold on a second. It's sort of like me wearing a long sleeve shirt and just putting a bunch of duct tape around my bicep until it looked like it was filling out my shirt.
1:28:13🔗
Drew
What happened the day when men wore corsets? Did they? I don't know, all the cartoons they always did and they'd fly open at some time.
1:28:19🔗
Adam
Well, the only guys who wore them were fat opera singers. You know, that'd suck their guts in.
1:28:27🔗
Adam
They had the starched bib that would snap and roll up like a shade when they hit that high note. But they would also, like the aging male actor would suck himself up into a girdle.
1:28:43🔗
Adam
You know what happened is at a certain point, guys' heads just start getting bigger. So it didn't matter what you did with your gut, you had four chins, so you'd look like a freak. You would actually want your gut bigger to offset the size of your giant cabezas.
1:28:58🔗
Right.
1:29:00🔗
Right.
1:29:08🔗
He's at home.
1:29:12🔗
At home.
1:29:33🔗
Marilyn Manson.
1:29:42🔗
Yeah.
1:29:44🔗
Drew
Alatine. 12 step. That would be a great plan. Just look up some Alatine and get a bunch of other kids that are around you who've dealt with what you're dealing with with the alcohol and parents and kind of work through some of these horrible feelings you're having.
1:30:10🔗
Adam
I know you're mad at your dad, therefore mad at men, therefore sort of mad at the world, and your life's gonna suck. You're gonna just be working at a video store eight years from now and have a couple of kids that hate you, ironically. All right, so let's get it together. Go to that Alatine, get a little therapy. Hey, let's get a hand in. Let's go now. Break it down.
1:30:36🔗
Adam
Unless you, there's a chair that goes on your head and protects it too, in which case, you know, we can talk. All right, Chelsea, let's go now.
1:30:44🔗
Adam
Let's get it together. Yeah. See, kids don't need to be talked down to. They need to have it broken down.
1:30:52🔗
Drew
I didn't answer her question though. Not being able to take a deep breath is not good for your lungs. You can get what's called atelectasis where the peripheral lung will sort of collapse. You can get pneumonia in there and so.
1:31:00🔗
Caller
I was just wondering what she's actually coarsening. You know, what she's tying up. Her waist, her right. But she said that she's not big whatsoever. So I mean, what is she?
1:31:12🔗
Adam
It kind of slides under. So it's mostly this. I remember once when I was playing football, I cinched my shoulder pads down really tight. The ones that go down to protect your ribs or whatever. And I was, I didn't know what I just thought. I wanted to really buckle it down and be ready. And I was like warming up and stuff. And I was getting that shorter breath. I thought I was having like a panic attack or palpitations or something. Just, I couldn't.
1:31:39🔗
Adam
Yeah. Oh, oh, what am I, 175 yard field that you idiots play on? 100 yards, not enough. Drew enough. No, it's a, the field's three quarters of a mile long. Not enough, says the Canadian. They should be, you shouldn't be able to see them when they're on the other end of the field. How wide should it feel? 70 yards wide. No rules.
1:32:05🔗
Caller
Three downs. Actually isn't our, yeah, isn't our, I thought our field was actually shorter.
1:32:20🔗
Adam
Drew played seven man football. Eight man? Eight man. Eight man. All right, let's, real fast. Ryan?
1:32:33🔗
Adam
Thanks, buddy boy. You know what? We're out of time, but you're a big fan of the band?
1:32:37🔗
Caller
I am a big fan. Oh, real quick. I saw you guys were trapped down in Hollywood House of Blues. You guys were tight. You guys actually came out and talked to us, unlike everyone else. I was pretty tight.
1:32:47🔗
Caller
Hey, yeah, I just want to say, hey, are you thinking about maybe doing some stuff with some Canadian guys, like Kazza or something like that? Or are you even tight with them or do you even know them?
1:32:56🔗
Caller
No, I mean, we know Kazza, but we're not really, I don't know what he's up to or what they're doing now, but we've been on tour with Nickelback for a while in Canada, so that's pretty much the Canadian band that we've been out with for a while.
1:33:06🔗
Adam
All right, they're looking forward to getting in the studio with the guests, too. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.
1:33:13🔗
Caller
Alright guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make. Call the Dateline.
1:33:46🔗
Adam
Alright, that's it. Where was I? Three Days Grace, everybody. Neil, Adam, God bless you.
1:34:17🔗
Adam
It's done. You guys were in the bathroom when I did it. All right, we'll be back tomorrow night with Dave Navarro. We're gonna check into his anima, magic, and all that. So until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.
1:34:33🔗
Caller
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