0:54🔗VoiceoverLoveline may contain sexually oriented content.
1:00🔗VoiceoverLoveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:02🔗VoiceoverHey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, Mark Wilson, and Chris Sester, both here tonight from Jet, who I did not see at the Acoustic Christmas last night, but I did see them on Saturday Night Live the evening before, and who sounded great. And it's... bands don't come across on TV that well very often. I mean, you have to sound good, especially I've seen a lot of bands that I've seen in person sound good and then sound crappy on Saturday Night Live. So, cheers.
1:43🔗JetWell, I think SNL is like probably the better one for TV anyway. You know, like you knew Conan and Letterman, but I think the sound quality is always better on SNL.
1:52🔗They've got more time to do it, because it's only once a week, they're not doing it every night. They've got three days to give you to do a sound check.
1:59🔗AdamI never really thought about that. I think lay people like ourselves don't really think too much about that. I've been on Conan or Leno or something when you then go home and watch yourself that night and the band that went on after you, which sounded great when you were sitting there, didn't sound all that great on the TV and SNL, they do sound better. So maybe they have a better situation. It's just a preparation, but you got to play.
2:46🔗AdamFirst kids are getting hip. Yeah. I saw them on a Saturday. It was like they didn't know me then. Hey, old guy. But is it?
2:54🔗DrewYou're not cool. They're 11, 12 years old. They're bursting with excitement, but they got to be like completely.
2:59🔗AdamThey got to be cool. Yeah. They're making the scene. Yeah. So anyway, Jet is now. Now we'll play something off the new CD, Get Born and in just a couple of few. I'm thinking of maybe we should play the song early because we probably have a lot of affiliates out there who know the song, may not put the band together with the song. Then you play the song and then they go, oh, it's those guys. I like those guys. Maybe we should do that.
3:31🔗DrewAbout five minutes, 10 minutes or right away? Your call.
3:36🔗AdamLet's do it now. Are you ready there, Chris? Yeah. This is off of Get Born and this is Are You Going to Be My Girl? That's Chet for you. I can't believe there's no other fans named Chet. There were the Jets.
7:25🔗JetNo, there is. We had to buy them all, Bentleys and houses and mansions and stuff.
7:29🔗AdamNo, there's no other Jets, are there? There were the Jets with the S.
8:09🔗AdamYeah, I don't know when that came out. Yeah, early 70s. You guys weren't born yet. Drew was doing some major league finger blasting in the back of his dad's car, probably in high school.
8:37🔗CallerFirst of all, I was completely surprised that you just called my name. I was sitting here, like, laughing along. But anyway, it's an honor to talk to you guys. And I feel like an idiot because I was sitting here thinking, oh, yeah, those guys, okay, kick ass.
9:24🔗CallerIt sounds really stupid, but, okay, I'm worried, like, all the time. And I've always had a problem with this. Like, since I was really little, I mean, I've always had, like, a really high libido. Like, I've always been extremely horny all the time. Like, it's always been on my mind, and I've always, like, even when I was little, I would masturbate, like, all the time. And now it's getting me into trouble. Like, I just got suspended from, like, I go to a private college, and I got suspended from college for crossing boundaries, as they're calling it, with some teachers that work there.
10:24🔗CallerWell, sleeping with some teachers, but they didn't really know about that part, but they know about just making really... just acting inappropriately at school and making jokes.
11:04🔗CallerOkay. Like, for instance, I was sitting in class one day and I just drew a really, a really lifelike picture of a penis and I was, you know, acting like I was giving it head and doing all sorts of stuff because there was this one teacher named Roger and...
11:38🔗AdamWhere's she going? She's going to boarding school or something?
11:42🔗DrewShe got kicked out, 18, you go to college. She got kicked out of her college.
11:45🔗AdamOh, but it sounded like she was going somewhere. It was boarding school or something.
11:49🔗DrewCollege. You're way at college, they kicked her out. People go way to college. Not everybody goes to community college.
11:55🔗AdamHold on. Hold on. Not everyone lives in their garage until their stepmom kicks them out after they get put on academic probation at the junior college.
12:03🔗DrewAnd not everybody craps in the popcorn tin that they got for Christmas. Decorative popcorn tin. I beg your pardon.
12:39🔗DrewHold on. Is there a manic depression in your family, bipolar illness?
12:44🔗CallerNot in my family, but yeah, I'm diagnosed as being bipolar.
12:47🔗DrewOkay. You see, that's what I said. And part of that bipolarity is this hypersexuality. Didn't you appeal to the school and say, look, I wasn't taking my medicines, I was getting manic and you know, I will get...
13:33🔗DrewI can get the... your people do not disappoint. Everyone sort of fits a profile.
13:38🔗AdamWell, they all disappoint, but they're predictable.
13:40🔗DrewYeah, they're very predictable. Yeah, they all disappoint. And so... So, Lindsay, for just in a few minutes talking to you, what I got was bipolar manic, marijuana addicted, sexual abuse. Those are the things that...
13:48🔗AdamAll the things I wrote down on the steno pad and slid across the desk, you guys are witness, right?
13:54🔗AdamAll right, look. We got to wrap this up.
13:56🔗DrewAll right, so the deal is that you got some serious mental health issues, medication, 12-step get going here. Nothing else is going to work until you get off the drugs. Their bipolarity is going to be unstable. God knows for how long until you get to dealing with the sobriety. You need some essay also for the compulsivity around being an addict and a sexual abuse survivor. You need to do some work here. You're going to find yourselves in harm's way a lot of the time.
14:46🔗CallerWell, human problem. I've been working out since about nine months ago and I've lost over 100 pounds and it's been slowing down a lot lately, but for the last about month, I haven't lost an ounce of weight. I've lost over 100 pounds. I've been really stepping up my exercise, running to like, I couldn't even breathe anymore to the point where I was sweating like crazy.
16:02🔗DrewYou've got to try containing the calories.
16:04🔗AdamWhat do you think of like Atkins for 17-year-olds?
16:07🔗DrewYou know, those, really it's more like the zone, the balance diet, it's more the way to go for somebody like him. And if he can't maintain it, then, and really, not everyone can do it with diet. That's when surgical interventions become appropriate. It may be time for him to get a medical intervention. It sounds like he may have been handed a genetic predisposition for all this.
16:23🔗AdamYes, you got dealt that bad hand. Hey, Peter. Yeah. You're 17, though.
16:41🔗CallerWell, I mean, I'm not going nuts, but it was to the point where I was getting really sick of it because, I mean, I've dedicated almost my whole life to this and it's not working, so it's really frustrating.
16:50🔗DrewYeah. Well, some of it is what genetics you've been handed. It's unrealistic sometimes. You go to one that you're in Northrop. Go to maybe what you see in New York City. You go to one of the eating programs, the metabolic programs out there and have an evaluation and see what you can realistically and in a healthy manner expect of yourself.
17:06🔗AdamAnd listen, you can still get laid if you get one of those sort of fat guy jobs like Brody. You know what I mean? Yeah. See, there's different gigs for fat guys and you don't want to get caught in a thin gig if you're a fat guy.
18:21🔗DrewHe's got to stop eating cheeseburgers now. He's got 800 calories a day, that's dangerous for developing.
18:29🔗AdamYou know, we should have just got into that metric system in nineteen seventy five when they were pushing it. I'm going to sue you know, my my you know, when I was in grade school, like in the fifth grade, the teachers would and there was a strong push in this country to shift to the metric system, probably mid seventies. Right, Drew?
18:49🔗AdamAnd it was like the teachers would, my fifth grade teacher would go, there's going to be two types of people in the world five years from now. Those who know the metric system and those who watch pulp fiction and are unemployed. Yeah.
19:03🔗JetThat's where I learned from it, man. Pulp fiction is how I learned about like, you know, that we had a different one from you cats.
19:12🔗JetI didn't know that you had a different system until I saw Pulp Fiction. I mean, you know, we don't have kangaroo. We don't ride kangaroos to school.
19:19🔗DrewIt's the British system we have, but it's one the British got rid of a long time ago.
19:23🔗AdamYeah. Let me tell you why the metric system is superior for those who don't. It's quite down over there, Drew. If you're if you're a mechanic and you got a wrench and you're using like a little 316 socket and it's too small, you want to step up to the 730 seconds or something in metrics. Like you use the number you use the five millimeter. If it's too small, you get the six. If the two smalls get six, you get the seven. It's real easy. You just go right on top. All this like 730 seconds. I mean, you look at American drill bit set, you got you want the three sixty fours. You want the seven thirty seconds. I mean, it goes and goes.
20:03🔗JetI'll tell you something. I ain't seen many American drill sets.
21:34🔗AdamNo, no. But yeah, that still sounds good. I'm feeling you, Payne. Anything better than six, five and a half, six inches? I'd rather be like 180 millimeters. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.
21:51🔗DrewWell, it has nothing to do, I can virtually guarantee you it has nothing to do with the size or the relative size of each of your proportions.
22:00🔗AdamYeah. You just sound a little angry, Kaylee. Do you hate your dad?
22:15🔗DrewYou actually feel nothing? In other words, are you disconnected from that part of your body?
22:20🔗CallerNo, I can feel something. It's just like, I don't know. He now says that he's like, I don't know, like bored, I guess. And I'm really bored.
23:18🔗DrewSo everyone goes to Texas or Florida as soon as they get divorced. Right.
23:21🔗AdamHey, Kaylee. Listen, you're angry. You should be. You hate guys. That's fine. Your dad's an a-hole. But look, don't take it out on other guys. Don't get hooked up with an a-hole and don't get pregnant early.
23:33🔗JetAnd go out with a guy with a big dick, maybe.
23:48🔗AdamIt's funny. In the England, they're smart asses too, which is fine. We're just, I like it better than what we got. We just have just sort of raw aggression.
23:59🔗AdamYeah. At least there's an ounce of, there's a sort of comedic angle to it. We just have just pure intimidation and anger, just outright anger. We just shoot you. But you know what I like?
24:10🔗JetI wasn't going to say anything political, man. That was you.
24:14🔗AdamI haven't done any traveling, but I did go to England once and I noticed like cab drivers and guys behind the counter at the hotel and stuff, they kind of have a sense of humor.
24:25🔗JetThey have Monty Python in the UK, you know? Right. It's like the best comedy ever, but it's not like harsh and it's not swearing and it's not like. Right. You know, it's just funny. It's just clever.
24:39🔗AdamSo I can't even sit down. All right. Let's take a little break. Jet here tonight and we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Mark and Chris are here tonight from Jet. Jet, Jet. Get Born, name of the CD. We'll hear something else off it in the 11 o'clock hour.
25:34🔗JetSo here we are on the air and this is my question. I had this thing the other day with my girlfriend where I was like, you know.
25:41🔗DrewFortunately, she's on her way to Australia.
25:42🔗JetRight now, she's on her way to Australia and she's not listening, but hey. Maybe I did. It's the vodka tonic. Look out, you know, don't have one, you're right. But yeah, because like I think like my mum one day said to me that like when when you go through something crazy, like some big event happens in your family, that the kids get stuck in that time forever. So my girlfriend calls her mum and dad, mummy and daddy, and she's like 22. And so I was like, so you're like, obviously, I don't know.
26:15🔗DrewYes, it can or can't mean something. At the very least, it means that the parents need to infantilize her a little bit. They need her to keep calling, because an appropriate parent would be to go, hey, honey, I am your mom, you're dad.
26:49🔗AdamWell, that's what for is going to give you the auger. And but but but now now here's the question. How does she get along with her daddy? She's really good with him.
26:58🔗JetNo, I don't think she really does. No, no, no, no, no, really. Like, I mean, you know, I don't think they've really gotten on for a while.
27:04🔗AdamYeah, that that can be where she gets. Here's here's what was the dad, not the mom for the man. For the man, it's the mom. For the women, it's the dad.
27:16🔗AdamYeah, that's you because you're daddy now.
27:18🔗DrewYou got to listen to the show for a couple hours. You'll see it over and over and over and over.
27:23🔗AdamOK, so here's what you don't want. You don't want like if you're dating a chick whose dad cheated on her mom repeatedly, that's going to be trouble for you.
27:34🔗JetAnd now they never married. So I don't think it was that kind of vibe at all.
27:38🔗JetI don't think that was an issue. Yeah, they never married. Well, they never married.
27:41🔗DrewWhat's the abandoning dad that you've got to deal with? She needs you to be not available when you actually become available, when you're not traveling all the world and stuff. She's going to have difficulty being in the relationship.
27:51🔗JetGoing to have difficulty or feel comfortable?
27:53🔗DrewHave difficulty because she needs the abandoning guy. She needs a guy who's not available like daddy, always away. That's her sense. Oh no, you're killing me, man.
28:04🔗JetWell, I just think he wasn't available. I think he was always around. You know what, I don't really know, but I'm pretty sure he was always around, but just wasn't really always available.
28:14🔗AdamI bet, listen, everybody's got some kind of beef with their dad.
28:18🔗DrewBut you once said she had a little therapy, didn't you tell me that?
28:20🔗JetYeah, you know, it's not only that. Look, I could take up the whole program talking about this kind of thing, but I'm not going to.
28:28🔗AdamTherapy is just, you just drink with an older person.
28:30🔗JetWell, that's right. And I'm Australian. But see, the thing is I wasn't asking you a question about my life. That's the thing.
28:37🔗AdamAll right, so listen, first off, I know you kids are going to work out. That's the number one. Number two, you're on the road, so you can't. It's hard to argue when you're on the road. You know what I mean? When you here's the thing about her, believe it or not, when you come back and have all the time in the world for her, that's when she'll start freaking out.
29:04🔗AdamIf it ain't if it ain't working, don't don't force it.
29:07🔗JetIf it ain't going to happen. See, the thing is, guys, I wasn't telling you we were having a problem. This was just a question out of my own curiosity about the mommy and daddy, which I sort of thought was weird. That's all. No, we're we're we're. Oh, you're fine. I nearly said something bad then. We're great. We're great. We're doing great. We're getting married. It's the best ever. Look out.
29:26🔗AdamGood times. Give it six months. It's now time to play Germany or Florida. Now, now you guys are from Australia. You don't know how Germany or Florida is played, but all bizarre, weird, perversity and violence, it all emanates from either Germany or Florida and the Hollywood Hills. It's David Allen Grier doing the Germany and Florida. All right, you go ahead. You say the thing and we'll tell you whether it's Germany or Florida. Go ahead, Brian.
29:59🔗CallerAll right. I would say that I actually got the chance to meet Dr. Drew when he came out to my university in September and got a chance to buy a book and get Drew to sign it. And I was very pleased, but I was honored to meet Drew.
30:11🔗DrewThat's very kind of you. Where were we? What school?
30:19🔗CallerAll right. A man has been jailed for declaring his parents dead 40 times in order to get charity handouts a court said on Friday while they were alive and well. The 31-year-old prayed upon churches and individuals to part with about $7,300 in total to ease the pain of his mother or father's quote-unquote passing, a court spokesman said. He would ask them for money to get to the funeral, usually as mothers, and then spend it on drugs.
30:46🔗AdamYeah, I could see him wearing cut-off sweats, those jab flaps as we used to call them before they became Asian-American flaps, and maybe like a concert teaware's gut hung out just a little bit. So we're going Florida on this one? What do you think?
32:49🔗JetI had a guy one day in year eight when I was in high school, and all of a sudden he- Well, I don't know what you call that. It's about 14, all right?
32:59🔗JetBut he just- you call it whatever you want, man, but all of a sudden he just goes- we're talking about sex and all that kind of- And he goes, uh, you know what? Last weekend I broke my dick bone. Everyone just broke out in a spontaneous laughter. Like, there ain't no dick bone, buddy.
33:15🔗DrewWell, you can rupture your penis, though.
33:20🔗DrewIt's held in two cavernous bodies. That's what swells up, and they can rip and tear, and you got a big problem with that. But that's not what this guy's talking about. You just have somebody land on it the wrong way.
33:55🔗DrewBut that's between the ligaments, basically.
33:57🔗AdamAll right. All right. So the point is, is you can crack your penis. Yes. I like to crack my penis and and usually what I'll do is I'll take my young assistant, tell her to light a cigarette, stay in profile to me and then knock that thing right out of her mouth. Do you see me do that?
34:16🔗DrewYeah, yeah, of course. You know, you're the head of the party.
34:19🔗AdamIt's awesome. Then I put her on a spinning wheel and I put balloons around her pop, pop, pop. It's awesome.
35:30🔗DrewOh, yeah. When the girls like Paul Sleep, they don't make this kind of noise.
35:32🔗JetListen, buddy, I'm getting so I want to talk to him. Listen, you know what, man? I'm getting sort of depressed about this. Every time I talk to you.
36:39🔗AdamCheck back in with Lewis. No greater compliment can be paid to a talk show host than having a guy saw on logs who's been, by the way, listening to the show the whole time. We'll take a quick break. Jets here. And we'll be right back with them and Louis after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Hubert Stank in here tomorrow night, Michelle Branch is in here the night after that, Jet in here tonight, Mark and Chris here. Just hit their stride, but I got to warn you, there's still a lot of show to go, so I don't want you to shoot your wad or peek too soon.
38:21🔗JetNow, you know what I think? I'll tell you what I think. I think he's got a chode. Do you know what a chode is, you guys? Let me swap some cultural penis here with you.
38:59🔗AdamAnd then it maybe went over the Pacific and turned into chode, hockey puck, penis, and then that turned into chode. Yeah, try to figure out the nomenclature for chode, Drew.
39:12🔗CallerWe probably could have made the meaning up ourselves. Maybe we did. We made up a meaning for the place between your balls and your ass.
40:02🔗DrewIt's all the way from Australia. Not what it is.
40:05🔗AdamRight. Right. Now, I used to say on the border between Anisburg and Scrotumville, the border right in between those two towns. Schief is a small town. Have you been to Schief? It's picturesque. It's a very small little town. It's on the border. It's unclear whether it's in Anisville or Scrotumburg, but it's right on the border of the two towns.
40:29🔗JetAnd it kind of looks like both of them. It feels even better.
40:33🔗AdamIf you like if you like skiing, if you're at all in outdoor sports, Schief is the town for you. Beautiful, quaint people. They really the tourist dollar goes goes a long way there.
40:46🔗AdamYeah. Now, if the wind is blowing from Anisburg, that can be that can be trouble. All right. And it does get a little warm over in Scrotumburg or Scrotumville. Yeah, Scrotumville. It gets a little warm during the summer months, too, I must say. It's very humid area.
41:24🔗Okay, my question is, I heard you talking about earlier about how, like, if your father was, like, not around or if he cheated on, like, your mom a lot, it could affect you with that. And I think you're, like, I don't know, but, like, like, every guy I've dated so far has, like, cheated on me.
41:42🔗DrewWell, that could have anything to do with it. No. No, no, no, no correlation there, but listen.
41:47🔗DrewHere's the deal. The kind of guy that is a cheater was your dad. That's your idea of somebody you love. That's what you feel connected to in that sort of intimate way. Naturally enough, as you begin your sort of love life with your peers, you're going to, you're going to look for, that's what you want to attach to. That's what you feel comfortable with. That's what you want.
42:09🔗DrewBut, but, but it's, you fit with that kind of person. You see what I'm saying? And that kind of person is, happens to be somebody that thinks to cheat.
42:16🔗JetDoc, don't you think, I don't know, man, like there must be equal amount of people who just run so far away from like what they grew up with, who hated, you know, who hated, like who hated how they were dealt with.
42:29🔗DrewThere is a lot of that. And yet strangely, those people still end up with somebody similar.
42:36🔗AdamWell, here's the thing. That opposite stuff works in other facets of life. I do believe. Like if your parents were real cheap and poor and whatever, you want to be rich, you want to have money. You don't ever want to live this way again. And it does work in many other facets of life, but it doesn't in relationship.
42:53🔗JetYou think in relationships, it's pretty standardly.
42:55🔗AdamYou end up getting sucked back into it, whether you like it or not. Usually, especially the women with the with the cheating dads or the bad dads.
43:02🔗DrewWell, if somebody trauma in childhood becomes the source of attraction and puberty. So somebody has been highly traumatized. It's more the extremes where you can make these predictions more regularly, more effectively. So this dad was traumatizing to her. He was abusive and abusive to mom. He was abandoning to her. That's now a trauma that becomes the source of attraction in adulthood.
44:17🔗AdamWell, hold on a second before before we get to Louis, I just want to finish off with Alicia who dropped off the line. But if you're having every one of your boyfriends cheat on you, then be real careful about who you're attracted to.
44:30🔗AdamAnd go ahead and take some take a little time out for yourself.
44:33🔗DrewIf you're a trauma survivor and you tend to be attracted to people that re-traumatize you, learn to read your attractions. Don't go out with people that are super interesting to you. Go out a little more boring person.
44:44🔗AdamRight. All right. Let's get to Louis. He's like he's getting back on his game now.
45:54🔗AdamOh, that's right. And I know we'll hang with Young Lewis as well. It's just a fountain of information. Jet here. We'll be right back after this. Hey everybody, it's Love Line, I'm Adam. That's Dr. True. Mark and Chris here tonight from Jet, who will be staying in here tomorrow night, and then Michelle Branch in here on...
46:54🔗AdamShe's this popular pop singer chick who is kind of cute and sounds pretty good. I think she's good. She's not like Britney Spears or someone like that. I think she's got more vibes, you know? Yeah, I think she can actually sing. All right, where were we? Oh yeah, we were checking in with Louis. All right, right on time. Just want to check that.
47:24🔗AdamWho, me? Yeah. No, North Hollywood. Yeah.
47:29🔗CallerYou're one of like three people who are actually from Hollywood who are in Hollywood.
47:33🔗AdamYeah, actually, Drew and I are the only guys I know who are from this area who are actually in show business. Everyone else comes from somewhere else. And you really notice it around football season when you're sitting around with ten guys and they're all rooting for a different team other than whatever the whatever the team was in this city. You know what I mean?
47:53🔗DrewThat's why the city can never get a team.
47:55🔗AdamIt is. No, I go to work and there's ten guys and they're Pittsburgh fans and they're Cleveland fans and they're Dallas fans and they're Yankees or Giants fans. There's not one when there's no Dodger fans, no Lakers fans, there's no Rams fans or whoever the team was out here. That's why you can't get a team here. All we got is that and illegal aliens and like crazy Koreans. There's nobody back a team here. You know what I mean?
48:23🔗AdamEventually, but even that, it's not the hometown. People come here and just root for their team. If you guys moved here, you'd just be rooting for the Melbourne Ass Kissers or whatever the name of the name of the team is. You wouldn't care about whatever local team is here, right?
48:38🔗JetI just generally don't care about sport in general. General being the best description I can think of. I don't really think about football much.
49:12🔗JetIt's where you will forget Gaelic football, forget Gaelic football. Australian football is is like it's like a rugby shaped ball. So it's like an oval. And then you sort of like you kick it and handball it around. And like when you look, it's great. But it's just too hard to explain.
49:29🔗DrewYou're trying to kick it through some goalposts.
49:31🔗DrewThat's the one where the wild world of sports, the guy has that huge knot in his leg. This is 25 years ago. That falls down with a broken leg. Remember that?
49:43🔗CallerAnd there's no, the game doesn't stop as often as it does in, you know, NFL, you know, I actually get a lot of Australian rules football players to come over in the off season to kick big kickers for.
49:56🔗JetOh, really? Well, yeah, because well, they can kick that thing on the run real straight.
50:00🔗AdamI thought I thought they were using soccer guys to kick in the NFL. You know what?
50:04🔗JetMaybe maybe it's a deadly combo of the two.
50:08🔗DrewOh, you just hung up on Brianna. She was the one that was. What about Louie?
50:14🔗AdamHey, Louie, what about Louie? Hold on. What about Louie?
50:40🔗CallerMy question for Dr. Drew, I have been married for three years and I have a two year old son and ever since I have had him, after intercourse about 80% of the time, after my husband orgasms, after I stand up and am standing up for a while, I have a burning sensation and like I feel like, I guess I can say this on National Radio, but my vagina is like throbbing. Is that like normal?
51:07🔗DrewThrobbing vagina syndrome. No, that is not normal.
51:29🔗DrewLike 10 minutes is the average, but what, and do you have an irritation during the act?
51:37🔗CallerNo, just like when he orgasms. It's like a burning sensation and it's like when I go pee afterwards, it like burns. I've talked to my gynecologist about it and she's like, oh, that's just you letting down after an orgasm when you guys are having sex.
52:27🔗CallerI mean, it's only if you're doing it the right way.
52:30🔗AdamYou know when you're topping off your radiator and your car's running and some of the overflow goes down into the fan, the engine fan, it's kind of, I would imagine it's kind of like that with Brianna. Okay. Does it have that coolant smell, that radiator fluid smell?
52:51🔗AdamOh, really? Right. If somebody crapped on them.
52:54🔗JetOf course. I've been with so many girls who taste that way.
52:59🔗DrewSo in the kind of colleges, did they do any kind of testing or anything when she did her last exam?
53:04🔗CallerSee, I've had my yearly and I'm really good about having my yearly and she blew it off. She wouldn't like do any tests.
53:09🔗DrewI would go back. I would go back. All I get from what you're describing is just irritation of the vagina and sometimes that can be caused by infections and you know, you're getting urinary symptoms too. It's something worth checking out and if you're planning on having more kids, it actually is an important thing because vaginitis can, believe it or not, affect pregnancy.
53:27🔗AdamLet me ask you this. If you're your innards are getting rubbed a little bit raw and then a guy drops a big salty load in there, that'll hurt, that's gonna sting, right? I mean, is it salty? God knows it stings the eye. God knows.
53:45🔗DrewYeah. Adam, how do you know how it tastes?
53:48🔗JetI'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. It tastes like snot. That wasn't a sound effect. That was the real deal.
54:01🔗AdamYeah. That's Chris's selling point. It tastes like snot.
54:47🔗AdamNow, he was he was Lewis, we tried to talk to you 25 minutes ago, 25 times, 25 times. And he did provide a lot of entertainment for us because you do snore. And let me say this to hold on a second, Lewis, I get mad when people do this. Like, you know, when you you sleep in the same room with someone and you wake the next morning, you go, hey, man, you snore and they go, no, I don't. And what do you think I do? I just tell people they snore like am I that cruel and a hole that I just tell people they snore and they go, hey, man, and they get indignant. I don't snore. And you go, I was listening to your ass snore for about four hours last night. They go, screw you, man. I don't snore. I like that. I just like I like the argument. But no one.
55:30🔗CallerYeah, no, because no one wants to admit that they snore.
55:32🔗AdamI know. But if you really just break it down, how's it work? You sleep like like a log. I never hear a peep out of you. Not even I didn't hear the sound of your eyelids opening and closing. And I just wake up and go, hey, man, quit snoring. I'm that big of a maniacal a-hole that I want to do that?
55:49🔗DrewAnd by the way, you in a state of unconsciousness have total control over what you do? No, you snore, you don't.
55:54🔗AdamYeah, you snore. Yeah, what do you think I do? Like dump some warm water on the bed. Hey, man, you took a leak in the bed. And you snore. And I took a crap on it. But that's your crap. That's your crap. I rolled in it, but it's yours. Yeah, that's my plan. Let's talk to Lewis. Lewis, you snore, you sound like a 700 pound blues singer.
56:19🔗CallerDid you know you're a slate man or you had the phone or whatever on the appellate or whatever?
56:24🔗AdamI dozed off for a minute. How tall are you, Lewis?
58:06🔗DrewDo you have something on your mouth? Here's what you can do. You can just grab a condom. Cut the tip, just play an old Trojan or anything and cut the tip off. And then take and then cut along the long axis. You know, it's a tube and you cut along it so you can make a sheet out of it. And then you can put that down on top.
58:27🔗AdamOh, it's a disaster. Why don't you just tell her to just keep her pants on? It's the same thing. You can lick a little denim. It's no big deal. Look, Louis, how long have you two been going out?
59:16🔗AdamAfter that, you guys in love? Yeah. OK, then you just go down on her without the thing.
59:24🔗JetDoes she like you? I mean, like, because you're like, oh, get get get this on your vagina or whatever. It's like, does she does she still think you I mean, you know, I'd be disappointed if a girl I was sleeping with a girl and she was like, hey, put this on, wrap yourself in foil, wrap yourself in this and that. I'd be like, what's wrong, man?
59:41🔗DrewThat's considered etiquette in this country.
59:43🔗AdamHere's, you know, here's, you know, here's my big concern. Lewis gets down there. He uses the dental dam. He falls asleep, starts snoring and inhales it and chokes.
59:58🔗DrewWith that, he'll sound like a kazoo then.
59:59🔗JetHere's my concern. Maybe Lewis is still asleep and he's just talking to us in his sleep.
1:00:05🔗AdamThat's quite possible. All right, we got a question for Jet, by the way. We have to hear a song from Jet as well. Yeah, let's do that next. All right, Matt.
1:00:13🔗CallerHey, how are you guys doing? Good. I'm doing pretty good. I just got a question for Jet.
1:00:22🔗CallerUm, yeah, how does it feel like suddenly, because I didn't hear you guys at all until like three or four weeks ago on the radio, how does it feel to just like suddenly become so popular?
1:00:34🔗CallerIt doesn't feel like that for us because we've been in this band for seven years. So, I mean, it's only like that. I mean, just because we've been doing it for so long.
1:00:41🔗JetBut yeah, you just heard of us. We've been hearing about us for a long, long time. And we only just sort of got out, especially in America, only just sort of like got on the on the radio in America, like really recently as of this year. But we've been playing in the same band for at least six years.
1:00:57🔗AdamSo and you've known about you since before the band. I'm going to break it down that way.
1:01:06🔗CallerYeah. Yeah. I mean, it's like it's a bit of a freak out when you get asked to do things like Saturday Night Live and stuff like that and big shows, you know.
1:01:14🔗AdamBut and Saturday Night Live, by the way, you guys, I mean, they have a lot of great bands over the years on on that show. But you guys, some bands don't get asked for a few years into their career. I mean, you guys got asked fairly early, which is kind of nice. And this show, too, that we won't just have anybody we got.
1:02:00🔗CallerGo ahead. I've actually discussed this with one of my friends who's actually graduated from college, which is amazing because I'm so young and everything. People should not have children until OK. First off, they have to be married. Second off, they have to go through at least at least a year of counseling. And they have to take a maturity test and an IQ test.
1:02:27🔗DrewAnd we're going to have our friends about actualize this. And of course, there are things that we could think of that could be done that are completely impractical and will practically will never happen in a billion years. Yeah, of course.
1:02:40🔗AdamYeah. That's why I'm never. Let me tell you something. I've been doing the show for eight or nine years. I've heard the Adam. I got the answer. This is going to solve the problem of fill in the blank. And I'm always just I stop listening because it's never have yet. I think maybe once or twice we've actually been impressed by something someone has said on the show other than us. Yes. No, no. We just keep hoping. All right. I do remember once or twice saying was a good idea. Probably something I said in the person said back to me. Yeah. Jet is in studio tonight. We're going to hear something off the end. New CD Get Born. Chris, you got that cute up there, buddy boy. This one is called Cold Hard Bitch.
1:07:31🔗AdamI'm going to try smoking these smoked almonds. They're that good. I could see myself like getting into this. This could be my crack. Smoking and mainlining and doing anally, smoked almond.
1:07:44🔗DrewThat was the almond paste enema you talked of earlier.
1:07:47🔗AdamI got a new application. I dilate my rectum and I have a native with a blow gun. Blow!
1:07:56🔗DrewHow do you dilate your rectum? Just with sheer willpower?
1:08:02🔗AdamWhat a nice fart go there. That's just what you call good time. Jet, since dude and I will take a quick break, we'll be right back.
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1:08:34🔗AdamGet Born, name of the CD, Huba Stankin here tomorrow night, and Michelle Branch, the guy's got some In-N-Out Burger, which always a lot of argument going on regionally. You know, White Castle, In-N-Out, who's got the best burger?
1:09:02🔗CallerThere's got like an old, you know, it's got like an old man who makes the burgers there and like, They have good burgers in Australia? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But this old man makes it like, not like a 16 year old kid, it's an old man and he's like studied, he's well versed in the art form of building a hamburger.
1:09:23🔗AdamListen, a retard can make a good burger, you just start with a good meat and fry it up right. But that In-N-Out is great. I ate it last night. I'll tell you something, Drew and I were talking, we were at the Acoustic Christmas last night, where Jet played out here in the Universal Amphitheater. I had a long line at the bar backstage, so I ordered a double, you know, because I always do get back in that line. Yeah, I like to order doubles myself. Here's the thing about the double, that's a rip off. Double the price. Like you go like, yeah, I was getting a cranberry and vodka, and I go, yeah, make it a double. Well, the regular one's five bucks and it doubles 10 bucks. Same cup, same ice, same cranberry, just an extra little shot of vodka in there, and now it's double. Now, that's one of those things, by the way, when you're an alcoholic, they know they got you. You know what I mean? Because if you're non-alcoholic, you start arguing. But alcoholics, they got them over a barrel. But I started thinking, really, like when you go to the movie theater, they always say it's the cup that costs the money, and it's always this, and it's everything else, and it's not that. Why should it be double the price?
1:10:24🔗DrewIt's all BS anyway. It's all pricing is very, very bad.
1:10:28🔗CallerThe other thing is, in America, they don't have a standardized, like, pouring system.
1:10:33🔗JetThat's why I love your country, America.
1:10:36🔗JetYou know what? When you go, when you come to, you go from London, and you go, give me a gin and tonic, and they get out their, like, little measuring device, and they give you exactly a gin and tonic, exactly. You get to America, you're like, gin and tonic. They're like, yeah, whatever, man. They're like, I understand.
1:11:05🔗AdamOh, they're a little heavy handed. True, I've been over served at times. Not proud to admit it, but I have. I just don't think a double should be double.
1:11:13🔗JetDoctor, I don't think you've been chipping right, man.
1:11:15🔗AdamI think it should be seven fifty if it's five bucks. You know what I mean? All right, let's start. Is it double in Australia? Is it double double?
1:11:23🔗CallerYeah, it's pretty much standard. Well, what I've noticed, because I get doubled. I'm a double man. Yeah, double tall glass.
1:11:31🔗AdamYou know, here's what I like to say. Here's what I want to do. And we should all do this. We should all do. Next time we go to the bar. Next time we go to the bar. Here's what we do. We go, look, I want a gin and tonic and I want to double. But here's the deal. I don't want to pay. I'll pay seven fifty, not ten bucks. Now, if you're going to charge me double, then pour me two. Pour me two right now. If you don't want to go through that hassle, then just charge me another two fifty for the extra ounce of vodka or gin and we'll move ahead. That's what I'd like to do. I'd like everyone to start ordering two drinks and effing everyone up until they finally lower their double prices. Yes, sir.
1:12:16🔗Well, I'm sure you guys have heard this like a million times. I'm twenty-two. My boyfriend's twenty-seven. And he has just a big problem having sex at all.
1:12:30🔗The problem is, is that apparently I guess I was like bothering him too much or something. I don't really.
1:12:39🔗DrewWe actually don't hear this one a million times. What? We rarely hear this one.
1:12:43🔗AdamLet me say this, double hamburger, not double the price of just a single hamburger. No, a single's like a buck twenty-nine, a double's like a buck seventy-nine.
1:12:50🔗DrewBut all rules that apply to alcohol are unique to alcohol.
1:12:55🔗AdamThey know you got a problem. So they take advantage of you because you have a disease. It's a disease. It's like beating a lame retarded person with a cane. It's no different. I was raped. It's rape. Libby?
1:14:01🔗AdamI'll tell you what then. I'll tell you what would be really slick. If you dip the fry, bit the fry, then bit the thing, and used it is sort of...
1:14:52🔗DrewNo medicine? Does he have any medical problems?
1:14:55🔗No. The only thing I know is that he has a four-year-old child, and that's what he's blamed it all on.
1:15:02🔗JetCan I tell you something? This is really important to me. Libby? Is it Libby? When I met my girlfriend, I didn't want to have sex with her for two weeks because I thought it was so awesome that I thought if I put a foot wrong and did something weird, that it would just ruin everything. So you think he might be freaking out?
1:16:25🔗AdamWell, it's more that I have a vagina is I think more of the subtext.
1:16:28🔗It's just that I don't, I guess I just don't understand because I've never had this happen to me before. I want to have sex a lot and I feel like he thought it was a problem.
1:16:39🔗DrewAre you from Michigan or something? Yes, exactly. What are you doing in Burbank?
1:16:42🔗I moved out here to live with my aunt and uncle.
1:16:46🔗DrewDid you get that Michigan accent? You didn't hear that?
1:17:01🔗CallerYou can design, you can scheef. Figure out how it's spelled.
1:17:06🔗AdamLibby? Why did you move out of Michigan to live with your aunt and uncle?
1:17:14🔗I guess it's a long story. Just because I really wasn't doing that much at home, and my uncle owns a company out here, so I came to work for him for a little while.
1:18:07🔗AdamI mean, he may have issues. He may be doing drugs. Who the hell knows? I think you need to have a talk with him. But not, not, not one where you corner him and start accusing him and pointing your finger. Just one where you have an honest discussion.
1:18:19🔗DrewSome guys do get a little freaked out when the heat is on from the woman. Turns them back a little further.
1:18:52🔗We just had a good time together, I guess.
1:18:55🔗DrewAre you just not meeting people out here?
1:18:58🔗No, I'm not. But this is... I mean, he's at home. He's in Michigan. I'm out here right now. Oh, wow. No, really? Well, this whole problem was before I moved out here, so...
1:19:53🔗JetLet me tell you a story about that. It's not only just because we've been living here for a year, but it's also like when you come here, in a sec, I'm going to give you a prime example of a real Australian accent. But for now, I'm going to give you this one. And it's like when you ring up the Thai food place and you're like, you know, you give them your order. You're like, yes, sweet. And they're like, so what's your number? And you're like, okay. My number is 323 2875. And they're like, okay, that 262595251 and it's like, it's impossible to get along unless you put on a slightly American accent like this guy. His name is not Mark. It's Mark.
1:21:06🔗JetThat's what we sounded like before we moved to LA.
1:21:08🔗DrewI like the idea. The reason they have to take on a harsher accent is that too many languages are spoken in this part of the country and no one can be communicated with.
1:21:15🔗AdamBut stupid is sort of the, the universal language. Yes, you speak slowly and in a monotone voice, you probably get your order right.
1:21:25🔗JetHey, I'm with you. I just didn't want to say that on American radio. You know, I didn't want to get beaten up on my next show.
1:21:30🔗AdamNow a lot of stupid people out here and then you have a lot of immigrants out here who haven't quite mastered the language and you have to, and here's the other part too. You never.
1:21:40🔗JetThat's cool. You just don't expect it when you're in the police department.
1:21:44🔗AdamYou never feel like they got your order when you call the Thai place. Here you go. I'll have the Szechuan beef, but but but not too spicy. It not too spicy. Not too spicy. It's like, let me say the word spicy. So I've got the Szechuan beef, but not too spicy.
1:22:04🔗DrewAnd you're going to read about you. Okay. Spicy beef.
1:22:06🔗AdamSpicy, spicy Szechuan. No, but not too, but not too spicy. Right. You get the feeling like you're just going to get whatever they got. And if you don't like it. My greatest one is that I ordered Thai food, went down to the place. They handed me the basket, had me a big bag of stuff. I went back up the hill, opened it all up. Nothing worse than getting someone else's order, by the way, because it's never as good as what yours was. This a-hole ordered the beef salad. It's like cold beef with lettuce that's wilted. You get mad at the person. What kind of maniac orders beef salad? Like if you'd ordered something decent, I'd just go ahead and eat it. So then I look at the bag and the bag says Mark on it. So I call the place up and I'm like, listen, this is Adam. I ordered some Thai food from you guys. I went in there. They handed me the wrong bag and it says Mark on it. He said his name was Mark. I came in and said, hi, I'm Mark. Give me Mark's order. And then I drove back up the goddamn hill and now I'm calling you. You say your name was Mark?
1:23:11🔗AdamI order Thai food. Use a different name. Then I come in, use a third name and then go back up the hill and complain. This is what I do. This is what I do with my evenings. I like eating cold food that I didn't really pay for. He said his name was Mark. Yeah. That's me. I like when people do that. Yeah, I made up a name. That's me. So I go by Mark, I go by Chuck, I go by Frank.
1:23:35🔗DrewWell, you go from Thai place to Thai place looking for that name with prepared food.
1:23:43🔗AdamBut here's the twist. I don't eat Mark's food. I call the guy and then drive back down the hill and return Mark's food and get my original order. That's the twist. That's what makes it so diabolical. They can't trace it. There's no motive. It takes an extra hour, costs an extra 20 bucks.
1:24:02🔗JetYou should be writing novels, not working on radio.
1:24:04🔗AdamYou're right. You're right. First one called, you say his name was Mark. Jet's here. Jet, you guys, by the way, you're just drinking vodka, smoking cigarettes, eating in and out. I give the band a month and they kill over.
1:24:19🔗JetYou know what? They said that. They said that.
1:24:21🔗AdamKeith Richards. They said that about Keith Richards 40 years ago.
1:24:24🔗DrewI heard Chris's right coronary snapshot during the last break.
1:24:28🔗AdamYou bring them. You got the paddles here. You can bring them back.
1:24:58🔗AdamHey, everybody, it's Loveline. That's Dr. Drew. Forget about that phone number. Chris and Mark here tonight from Jet. Who was stank in here tomorrow night? And then Michelle Branch. All right. Let's get back to the phones and speak to Courtney, whose friend died of a cocaine overdose, I guess. Courtney? You're 16? So what happened to your friend?
1:25:27🔗CallerWell, he did some coke and he had a heart problem and he did know about it, but I don't think he really thought about it. You know, I don't know. He's confusing. And so he had 12 heart attacks and he died from it. Well, he was in a coma actually for like a month.
1:25:44🔗AdamAnd then he's doing that from doing the coke because he had a preexisting heart condition.
1:25:59🔗DrewBecause there's no collateral blood supply. As you slowly get older and your heart arteries narrow and harden, your body compensates by forming ancillary or supplemental blood supply. And then you get a clot in one, there's still some ancillary supply. But when you have a big bore vessel that's a larger...
1:26:15🔗AdamWait a minute, how does this work? I don't understand this.
1:26:35🔗DrewAnd as they narrow, you get hardening and cholesterol all the way down. The body forms some ancillary supply to keep... Because it says, you know, I need blood.
1:26:43🔗AdamSo better to have a heart attack at 65 than at 25.
1:26:49🔗CallerOh, yeah. What's a 16 year old person doing coke anyway?
1:26:55🔗JetYeah, I know, man. Like, it just gives him so long. How unhip.
1:26:59🔗AdamYeah. Hey, Courtney. All right. So was this a good friend of yours?
1:27:04🔗CallerYeah, he was actually an ex-boyfriend of mine. But I don't do drugs personally myself at all. But I do have some friends that do it.
1:27:14🔗DrewAnd some family members that do it, too.
1:27:16🔗CallerWell, I think actually recently, like maybe a couple of years ago, I found some. It might have been coke. I'm not sure because, you know, I don't really know drugs that well. But I found it in my mom's tape deck. So I don't know.
1:27:27🔗DrewMagically, magically, you have addiction.
1:27:29🔗AdamWhat do you mean you found in your mom's tape deck?
1:27:31🔗CallerWell, me and my sister were in the car along with my friend that wants to do meth right now. And I was sitting there. I was going to put in a tape and I pull out this thing because it wasn't working. And I was like, what's going on? You know, so I pull it out and I look at it and I couldn't figure it out. So my friend told me, oh, yeah, that's coke.
1:28:02🔗JetThat's maybe she has really bad dandruff. Do you ever think about that?
1:28:05🔗DrewWell, but magic, Courtney, you're attracted to people that are drug addicts. And I would suspect that means you have addiction in your parents. And that's how that works.
1:28:12🔗AdamAll right. So here's the thing. You're not going to do drugs. Great. Don't do them.
1:28:18🔗AdamAnd if your friends want to do drugs, you can tell them how you feel about it and try to get them not to do it. But if they're hell bent on doing it, they're going to do it and you have to get away from them.
1:28:27🔗CallerThat's why I know I can't stop her from doing it. But I just kind of wanted to know what method does do to you. Just like. I can expect like what you would be going through.
1:28:37🔗DrewEventually get paranoid. That's the main thing.
1:28:38🔗AdamGrind your teeth, start picking at yourself, smoking, the big thing.
1:28:43🔗JetYou want to dance all of a sudden. You think you're really hot when you're.
1:28:48🔗CallerI think it depends on who you are as well.
1:28:50🔗DrewWell, here's what doesn't depend on who you are is that the speed you do enough of it, it damages the brain. Exact same distribution as ecstasy. It kills the limbic system in the brain. So people that do enough speed get chronic depressions, chronic panic and anxiety and severe memory disturbances.
1:29:15🔗CallerI've been on hold for so long, I'm surprised I didn't fall asleep, but I stayed awake.
1:29:20🔗AdamThank you. And you were raped by your boyfriend a year ago.
1:29:24🔗CallerYeah, well ex-boyfriend obviously, but yeah.
1:29:28🔗AdamWhat happened? Had you been having sex with him before he raped you?
1:29:32🔗CallerWell, we were together for a year and a half, and he never like physically abused me or whatever, but on New Year's Eve, he found this letter that I had written to another guy like a month before, but I wasn't with him at the time, and like he found it and freaked out. And then that's when the incident happened.
1:29:57🔗AdamHad you been having sex with him before this?
1:30:01🔗AdamAnd he wrote like a sexy letter to a guy like you guys had broken up.
1:30:05🔗CallerWell, it wasn't a sexy letter, but there were little bits and pieces in it that kind of led to him thinking that, but I never had sex with the other guy.
1:30:14🔗DrewRight. But it was during a period when you were broke. The chaos already is over.
1:30:20🔗AdamSo you feel like you're raped. Did you call the cops?
1:30:23🔗CallerYeah. Yeah, I did. Well, what happened was he found this letter and he freaked out, and he took my keys in my wallet and he kidnapped me for three days in like two different hotel rooms. Wow. Horrible. And then what happened was after that, the guy that I wrote the letter to, he worked with me. So him and a bunch of his friends followed me to my work and like told me to lure him out so that they could beat him up. Yeah. What?
1:31:43🔗AdamOK. Drew, it's like you're all confused about the kidnapping stuff. Good, Jacqueline. And by the way, this is a albino white trash maneuver here. So he kidnapped you. He's a horrible guy. But he was good enough to let you go to work. You don't want to get any hot water with the boss. All right. So you must come for you. Your dad must be a biker.
1:32:04🔗DrewYou're from trauma, trauma, trauma. Jacqueline, what happened to you growing up?
1:32:09🔗CallerOh, nothing happened when I grew up at all. My parents got divorced when I was 15, but no previous sexual abuse or anything.
1:32:51🔗AdamTake a quick break. Friend died was on furlough from being kidnapped and got hit in a car accident. All right. We'll take a quick break. We don't want to make fun. We'll wrap up with Jacqueline after this. Almost out of show, but, uh, Jacqueline? Here's the deal. Where were you? Got raped by the old boyfriend.
1:33:49🔗AdamYeah, now you're a little freaked out. Good. I mean, I don't trust you being trusted, trusting a guy or being attracted to a guy.
1:33:58🔗DrewWell, we get low self-esteem, neglect growing up, that kind of powerlessness. And assuming that no one would come to your aid is sort of where you're at.
1:34:07🔗AdamHow about a little therapy, baby doll?
1:34:10🔗CallerOK, well, that was my question. If I should if I should seek help.
1:34:17🔗AdamI want to thank Jet for coming in here. Get more name of the CD. You guys were delight. And who was thinking tomorrow night? And until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:34:31🔗JetDo you find anything on dick popping in the book?
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