1:07🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist.
1:14🔗
And our guest?
1:23🔗
Adam
He used to not, no, he used to be my main man. But since he's canceled the show like two times a row, now he's not showing up. But you know how I feel, Drew? I was looking forward to seeing David. Now he's not here. I hope he doesn't show up. Because I look at everything as work. Even stuff I want to do as work. Something gets canceled, even if a vacation gets canceled. I'm happy.
1:56🔗
Drew
In fact, I really think eating and masturbating are the only things you don't consider work. And even those become work for you sometimes.
2:03🔗
Adam
Well, especially when I eat my stuff. You know what I mean? That's what I call the circle of life, Drew. I beat off on a Ritz.
2:11🔗
Hey, guys.
2:13🔗
Hey, to interrupt, but David's here.
2:18🔗
He had some kind of bottle in his hand, too. We sent him away.
2:21🔗
Good.
2:22🔗
Adam
You know, let me tell you the beauty of this job. Let me tell you the beauty of the Loveline staff. Here's what happens here at Loveline. Same mistakes happen, if they happen once, they happen three or four hundred times, right?
2:44🔗
Adam
I do. Here's the way the Loveline staff works. The guests show up at the old studio every single time, every single time. The Loveline staff goes, Hey, what are you going to do? I told them. But at a certain point, let's just say this was a job where you could get fired. You would get fired. And that other part where you go like.
3:04🔗
Adam
Right. Hey, I told them. Chris, too. Here's how radio works. Here's how radio works. They don't pay people in radio, so they can't fire them. Because you can't really fire. Like, if a retarded guy shows up your house every day and rakes your leaves and washes down your rain gutters and wipes down your car with a shammy.
3:26🔗
Adam
That's it. That's all you can do. You can get like a restrainer, but how can you? Why would you fire somebody you weren't really paying? Yep. All you do is bring out a cup of Sanca and give him a couple of Junior Mints and he's good for the month. Why fire him? So, one day he rakes all the leaves into the pool. Still, doesn't matter. What are you going to do? You have to hire a gardener. We're still ahead. That's right. You'll have to hire a gardener and a pool man. Mm-hmm. And that's going to cost money. So, this is what radio does. Radio doesn't pay people, but then they can't fire them. So, it's a great circle. It's great. Yeah. The guests on this show? This show up late half the time. There's nothing we can do about it, except for if it was any other business, you'd be fired. That's how it works. What can you do? Don't pay anybody? Don't get any performance? It's all right. It's great for everybody.
4:16🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's a county facility. All right. So, anyway, DAG may still yet be my main man. Although, if he showed up at the other studio, it's got to be drunk or high. Well, it doesn't get drunk or high.
4:29🔗
He had a bottle in his hand.
4:34🔗
I don't know what it was. I saw on the black and white monitor, he's probably listening right now, but it looked like tequila.
4:46🔗
Yeah, he was definitely drinking out of the bottle.
4:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. Because remember, he was showing us his technique about how he made love to a woman.
5:08🔗
Hello.
5:13🔗
Caller
I was listening to your show recently and I just want to know if you can clarify an issue for me. Basically, I go to a community college or junior college. Junior.
5:28🔗
Caller
So, I was just wondering why someone in a position to help people and to give advice would not do as much as possible to encourage education, you know, higher education for everybody.
5:38🔗
Adam
I'm glad you brought that up. Higher education. The only thing higher about junior college is the amount of weed that's dealt out of the snack shack. That's the higher part of junior college.
5:50🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what I'm interested in. I'm interested in people being realistic. Exactly. Not everybody is a student. God knows I'm not. Most of my friends aren't. It's a huge waste of time. Hey, but I'm not a lot of things. Right. I'm not a ballerina. I'm not an opera singer. I'm not an NBA star. And for me to... Shut up. For me to attempt to do that stuff is a waste of my time. And for society to sort of underwrite that effort is a waste of resources. Now here's the thing. If you're a good student in high school, you'll go off to a real college. If you're not a good student, you should probably go off to work. Or better yet, some sort of trade school where you spend a year, you learn how to be a computer tech or a dental technician or an ambulance driver or an EMT, and then you go off and make a decent living.
6:46🔗
Drew
Those are the exceptions, but there is another issue that you really don't take into account. That the junior college institutions being basically prisons for the lesser students, sort of Midwest and East, they're considered good schools.
7:10🔗
Drew
No, people go there and then almost routinely go off to higher education. They do. There's a certain amount of esteem to some of these communities. And you'll notice they call them community colleges there too. They don't call them junior colleges.
7:33🔗
Adam
What percentage of people that go to junior colleges transfer into four-year universities? I would argue under 20%. That's alarming.
7:43🔗
Caller
I was wondering though, is this from some kind of like a personal experience, a lack of experience with community colleges that gives you this kind of resentment towards people generally a little bit older than the other people going into college directly after high school that makes you so resentful towards the education they could provide? I mean, education is definitely something people have to take on an individual basis and I work extra hard in everything I do.
8:08🔗
Adam
Quiet down. Alice, if you work extra hard, you'll be in a real college. Let me say this. Education, everything is, everything is, oh, education and no one can argue with it. It's like saying, hey, for the kids, it's for the kids, it's for education for the kids. What's wrong? We put a premium on education. Look, people need to, yeah, education is a luxury. You need to make money, you need to pay your bills, you need to survive, you need to provide, you need to have a health insurance, you need to do this, you need to pay your tax, you need all that. Education is a luxury. It's a luxury that some people can afford, and it's a luxury that some people earn. But it's not going to be good for a guy who doesn't have any money, who isn't highly motivated, who doesn't feel like going to work, who just wants to hang out for another few years and live at home. It's not getting them anything.
8:56🔗
Drew
Again, the more macroscopic view of this though is that we as a society need to have a more educated workforce so we can compete internationally better.
9:13🔗
Caller
It's an economic thing. I'm a homeowner and my husband and I are both very young and we just are trying to make our way and so my option at this time was to go to community college and it just provided so much charisma and I mean I've tried a four year school and I picked one that was not as...
9:37🔗
Caller
I'm actually... there's an opportunity at my school where you can get your bachelor degree while going to school in your community and so hopefully by the time I get finished I'll be...
9:51🔗
Adam
That's the other thing. Look, listen everybody, if you want to waste your time in junior college fine but here's what everyone needs, here's all I want, here's what I want all my kiddies to do. When you're 18 and you get out of high school, if you're not going to a four year university and a lot of people just go there and waste time too by the way. I mean there's universities and then there's universities. A lot of people just go to San Diego State, do jealous shots and bong loads for five years and then come back home and work at their dad's sofa factory. I mean that's nothing but a waste of time either. Uh-oh, here comes what used to be my main man.
10:33🔗
Caller
There's a tequila bottle. He's got a bottle in his hand. But I'd have to kill ya. What the hell was that?
10:46🔗
It's the newest. How you guys doing?
10:51🔗
Well, I'm happy to be here.
10:55🔗
I got stopped on signing autographs. Yeah, I went to the wrong studio. You guys know.
11:01🔗
Yeah, we're hip.
11:05🔗
I don't remember coming here to do Loveline, but I was told I was.
11:13🔗
Don't look at me. Don't. Look at me.
11:42🔗
And when they're lucky, several times a night.
11:49🔗
Don't, don't look at me.
11:55🔗
How are you guys doing?
11:59🔗
I ran into Jimmy's brother. He's doing Life with Bonnie this week.
12:06🔗
John.
12:09🔗
Don't sound so shocked.
12:13🔗
We're doing a telethon episode, so he's the, he's Xavier the Sound Guy.
12:18🔗
He's the song that he wrote, you know, and he does it really well.
12:24🔗
Well, it's all because of me.
12:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, we've discussed the fact that they stepped up your role quite considerably this season.
12:35🔗
I lived with Bonnie. I lived with Bonnie and her husband now and the kids.
12:38🔗
Adam
All part of the big ABC TGI Friday line up. Big fan of that line up myself. Friday nights.
12:48🔗
Adam
I am at home. No, I was always home. I was watching Full House and Step by Step and all that crap with Patrick Duffy in it.
13:20🔗
Yeah.
13:24🔗
Caller
Adam, you badass, David Alan Grier, Bad Man Mijama, Drew. What's up, man? Where's the passion? Adam, I was just wondering, Love Crank Anchors.
13:33🔗
Caller
How's your experience been on Loveline and the talent you and Drew have seen the master and reading into people's voices and whatever? Do you think that helps you when you make prank calls?
13:50🔗
Bircham rules, man.
13:52🔗
Adam
I'm glad you like Bircham. You know, we did, DAG was over there doing Lend-A-N-Lius Truefell.
14:03🔗
David Alan Grier
My name is Lend-A-N-Lius Truefell. You probably don't know me, but I'm a semi-pro ball player. I've recently retired in the last 10 years, and I'm just trying to get my thang back together.
14:17🔗
Adam
Doug? Yeah. Oh, let me say this, too, by the way, DAG, remember the time before the last time we were in Vegas?
14:41🔗
Caller
That was the gayest show. I spent half a... I spent $5,000 in the Cheetah Club later that night trying to watch the gay off me.
14:50🔗
Adam
And I said, no, you got to see Siegfried and Roy because if something happens, you're going to want to say, you did it.
14:57🔗
Caller
Now, I'm going to say this, Adam's probably not going to remember, but I swear he was clutching three, no, four vodka gimlets or whatever he drinks there because you got to order in bulk. And he said, you know, God forbid one of these crazy tigers rips the larynx out of one of these Nazis.
15:15🔗
He said exactly that.
15:19🔗
Caller
Where would you be? You know, this would be the last night in history that, you know, so when I said, get out of here, that'll never happen.
15:29🔗
Drew
You know, these injuries that Slewage are getting are so poorly represented in the press. Like Ozzy's thing right now is bad.
15:40🔗
Eight ribs?
15:40🔗
Drew
He broke a vertebra. He didn't hit his spinal cord, but he has been on a ventilator since the accident.
15:45🔗
Well, eight ribs.
15:46🔗
Drew
Well, let me do it. And there was bleeding into the end of the pleural space and a crush on the lung. And this is going to be, he's not going to be the same.
16:01🔗
Drew
Yes, his Parkinson's. People with Parkinson's disease do not respond well to lung problems.
16:13🔗
Caller
I have a friend of a friend, let's say, who's not that old. And she tripped over like one step and crushed her ankle, like crushed it like powder.
16:29🔗
Caller
I mean, it's too much. I mean, it's like you cry. They had to put pins in it and all that kind of stuff.
16:35🔗
Of course. Did you look at her?
16:37🔗
Drew
Well, you know, they went through to his lung and lung is now badly damaged. It's encased in blood and it's going to be bad. He's been on a ventilator for a week.
16:46🔗
How bad?
16:51🔗
Drew
And now they're saying that he was actually dead. He had no pulse, no breathing when they found him. Well, let me Which I actually don't believe that piece of the story, but he's been dead for the last few years. Let me.
17:08🔗
Caller
A Parkinson's patient should not be on a But wasn't the Parkinson's Your honor was not the Parkinson's induced by the drugs that were given to him.
17:21🔗
Drew
They were made worse. And anyway, the Parkinson's was never was not actively addressed with all those medicine.
17:26🔗
Adam
Ozzy needs to be drying one of those larks with the basket on it and then they give you the gals.
17:37🔗
Adam
But let me say this. Okay, so let's just talk about this for a second because between Roy and Luther Vandross. Let me say this.
17:52🔗
Caller
What is that? It's Cabernet and nice fruity blue cheese, gentlemen. A chicken wing or two.
18:12🔗
Caller
I need to address some things to you. Now, first of all, I've got a bone to pick with you.
18:16🔗
Caller
While I'm here, these are the rules. I don't want you giving too much energy or time to these fake calls. You root them out and move on. OK, if you think it's fake, you punch them off. You don't need to do a 20 minute dissertation.
18:29🔗
Caller
OK, please. And I need you to go back to the edgy Adam. If you're both Dr. Drew, there's no interplay, OK? If you're both there going, who slept with you?
18:55🔗
Adam
All right. Now hold on a second. Hold on. I want to talk about these celebrity injuries. I want to figure these things out. I want to know, first off, I work for, you know, I'm like, oh no, now I blew a fart.
19:26🔗
Did you ask your, hold on.
19:30🔗
Caller
David? Have you ever thought about or heard anything about possibly reuniting the in-living color cast?
19:44🔗
I guess.
19:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, but that was one out of many wonderful films he's done. I'm going to probably be working with Jim soon.
20:35🔗
David Alan Grier
And I'm like, Adam, call me back, it's all black outside, please, I can't breathe, there's an elephant sitting on my chest.
20:43🔗
Adam, please, I'm drowning, please call me, please call me. He calls up and I'm like, hell, oh de oh de oh de oh de, like, David, what I thought you were feeling in law? Now, I'm even here.
21:12🔗
Caller
Mandy, what's up? What's up, baby? What's going on? What's crack-a-lacking down there? Talk to me, girl.
21:27🔗
Caller
I really don't, I don't think, I think I have a problem, like, having orgasms, like, by myself.
21:37🔗
Drew
Have you ever had them by yourself? You're 15. The, the women don't often have them until they're close to 20. The biology just isn't syncing up for that. Yeah.
21:56🔗
Drew
Through intercourse? Do you have more than one? When you're, not right this second, when you're with a guy. Hold on.
22:06🔗
Adam
It, it, what's going on with this country? We got to start carpet bombing. She's calling from Arkansas.
22:25🔗
Drew
Do you have multiple orgasms when you're having intercourse? Okay, what, what are you doing having an intercourse at 15?
24:15🔗
Let's go. Let's go.
24:18🔗
Let's go.
24:45🔗
Caller
Come on, didn't we have a great day, the last day I recorded My Christmas Carols? I can't wait, I was very excited.
24:52🔗
Adam
Yeah, David did some stellar work in the Crank Yanker studio last time he was in. David Alan Grier tonight, Life with Bonnie, 9.30 on ABC Friday night. Here, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Chu over there, David Alan Grier.
25:26🔗
Let's heal some babies.
25:28🔗
Adam
My main man. You can find him on Life with Bonnie, ABC, 930, Friday night to tomorrow night, and also making frequent appearances on Crank Yankers.
25:59🔗
Caller
I mean, usually I like to, I like to come around to the radio station and heal some babies. No, I'm here. And now Dr. Drew, I hear there's a, Drew Two is coming.
26:27🔗
Caller
But I will tell you, there was one, there was one chick in there who was all tweaked out. I don't think she made it. She was a crankhead. Gee, I wish I could have boned her, man.
26:47🔗
Drew
I went and- A lot of our porn actresses discussed a follow-up where I have a fantasy where I read a book about now the families of those patients come after me and their suits and this and that.
26:59🔗
Drew
No, they are, no, no, it's all fantasy. It's all sort of based on reality kind of thing. And then create another set of stories that, you know-
27:11🔗
David Alan Grier
You're like, you're like going, but we're on a spaceship and they're all aliens and they're the crazy ones though, not me. And I wind up, it's kind of like Gothica.
27:32🔗
Drew
I just, I am gotten used to reading through the lines of the press cause they never, never tell you the actual reality.
27:45🔗
Caller
Well that made his head look all swollen up. And frankly, I'm going on the record here. I don't want to hear Johnny Cash singing Elvis Costello songs and U2, I don't want to hear it.
27:58🔗
Caller
Now you take that CD and you destroy it, especially in the last days of his life. I don't want to hear that garbage.
28:13🔗
Drew
And when they say brain injury, I mean, people think, oh wait, I'll tell you a little cover. No, you're talking about irreversible brain damage.
28:19🔗
Adam
Well, let me ask you this. Well, what came first? Why can't we get the full news, the full dump from the news?
28:34🔗
Drew
One of two things happened, and I don't want to disparage, I don't know what happened, I want to disparage the people who took care of him, but you notice how, when somebody has a heart attack and he's heart surging, you see the hospital doctor come out and go, here's what happened. We opened his chest, he went in the heart. There was silence, so something happened.
28:48🔗
Caller
Well, I know what happened. I'm just gonna go on. I don't know at all. He's an actor. Maybe he knew he had a condition, insurance reasons.
28:58🔗
Drew
He went in and they began with nausea and vomiting and they very quickly started looking at his heart and it sounded as though in an almost heroic way got him into the cath lab. Maybe they caused the dissection in the cath lab.
29:12🔗
Drew
That's one of the possibilities. Or they delayed a few minutes. There's some question about delay in time and what happened in the operating room.
29:21🔗
What happened?
29:23🔗
Adam
John Ritter's in the ground. Love the man, but let's talk about the two guys that are live. Our audience loves Siegfried.
29:32🔗
Caller
Hey, you know what? I'm not here to talk about this, some Nazi leopard trainer. I'm here to heal some babies. Tracy, line one.
29:56🔗
Drew
He may have something called a flail chest, where it doesn't even work. It can't breathe.
30:04🔗
Caller
Two fractured ribs, it doesn't matter. Two fractured ribs to breathe, it's like every time you breathe, it hurts.
30:10🔗
Drew
Yes, but if you have two fractured ribs, they let you just do it. But eight, maybe with flail, but also bleeding in the chest cavity, they said, which means blood between the chest wall and the lungs, which encases the lung and becomes scarred and restricts the lung. They also said bleeding into the lung tissue is something Kelly mentioned, which can cause destruction of the lung tissue. And then days and days on a breathing machine is extremely risky. Almost always ends up with pneumonia, severe pneumonia.
30:41🔗
Drew
And now the story is about him having no pulse and not having been breathing for a while.
31:01🔗
Caller
I just ate a Snicker bar. But I'm saying that if he were addicted to any medication, don't they have to wean him off of it?
31:16🔗
Drew
And he's got Parkinson's. Parkinson's patients don't move well, don't breathe well. They have all kinds of complications from surgeries and illnesses. So it's going to be really, really rough for him.
31:36🔗
Caller
He's 55. I would believe it. But given the lifestyle, what are you thinking? Talk to me.
31:52🔗
Caller
If he was 25, that's the way he is. But I'm saying that means for 30 years he's been living this lifestyle. That's a long time.
32:13🔗
Adam
Okay, but let me, I'm cutting you off for a second, because I just want to know, it's not like the guy was injured when a mop handle was broken off and is wrecked during Easter parade. He was injured when he was attacked by wild animals. So why don't you just tell us what happened to him? There's no shame in it.
32:30🔗
Drew
It is again the news and the media thinking, well, the public, they aren't interested, they can't handle it. They talk down to the public, they don't give them the specifics.
32:41🔗
Drew
He has a vertebral artery injury that supplies the back part of the brain and that went out.
33:20🔗
Adam
That quickly? A few minutes. So you've got to get that blood back up in there or it dries out?
34:17🔗
So, about a year ago, I was having sex with my girlfriend. And I'm uncircumcised, by the way.
34:27🔗
Got a nice big chunk of foreskin.
34:30🔗
And there's a little septum, I guess, where the foreskin attaches to the bottom of the head.
34:38🔗
It's like a little thin piece of skin. And that ripped.
34:55🔗
Hey, David, you went to Yale?
34:58🔗
Impressive, I'm impressed.
35:14🔗
I think Drew's one of the most sane, rational voices on the radio or in the media.
35:18🔗
Caller
He's supposed to. That's his job. This guy doesn't have a problem. Go to the next caller.
35:27🔗
Yeah, I tore that and I didn't seek medical attention because I thought the cut was too small to cause any significant long-term damage.
35:38🔗
Oh, great. See, I was really, you know, but it left this little white scar.
35:44🔗
What I was thinking that, you know, long-term, would I have any erectile dysfunction?
36:04🔗
Adam
No, you're not. No, you're not. Because you know what? Here's the thing. He's got that life with Bonnie now and he's big time. He's living with Bonnie. Dana?
36:31🔗
Caller
I live with him. He usually, he smokes sometimes in the morning before he goes to work.
36:38🔗
Caller
And he usually smokes at night and then sometimes he'll come home on his break at work.
36:56🔗
Drew
It is one of the more common addictions we treat now. It represents about 20% of admissions to pot.
37:01🔗
Caller
No, I'm physically addicted because I keep on hearing that. It's just psychological and you can't relate to it.
37:08🔗
Drew
And, Dana, 20% of the patients, I admit, have marijuana addiction. He can either stop. Here is a very simple test in addiction. You can either stop and stay stopped or you cannot. And if you cannot, we know a ton about the biology that's operating that makes it so that you cannot.
37:33🔗
He's 24.
37:37🔗
Well, I live with him and I love him. He's my brother.
37:47🔗
Drew
These guys, we'll talk afterwards. These guys that smoke regularly, when they stop, will also have severe depressions.
37:51🔗
Caller
I have a friend who's quit and I talked to her and she looked like she was going to kill herself.
37:56🔗
Drew
Well, there's a high incidence of suicide in that period, so they should be watched during that interval.
38:12🔗
Adam
If you did sleep with her, probably would have sounded like... What would it sound like?
38:21🔗
Caller
Hey, listen, I had a friend of mine who had these flaps on her Twinkie and she got them cut off. I begged her not to do it.
38:32🔗
Caller
This is a woman. And I said, has any man ever stopped you and said, I can't sleep with you. Those flaps are driving me crazy. Of course not.
40:40🔗
Caller
I got two words, Tijuana Brawley, please. You know what? Listen, Al Sharpton, I'm speaking for all black people in the world.
40:50🔗
Caller
He's a squeaky wheel though. This is America, man. He went from lying about Tijuana Brawley, that whole hoax of a case. Now he's a serious politician. Who does he think he is, Bush?
41:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, I don't know. The Tijuana Brawley case is out in New York where the woman claimed that she was abused by, I don't know, white police officers and all this. And they're all sort of like self-inflicted wounds and it turned out that she just did this to herself. And I don't think Sharpton ever really issued an apology.
41:21🔗
Caller
Oh, it's a fact. Yeah, it's a fact. I went to a benefit the other night. Hillary Clinton spoke.
41:31🔗
Adam
She just seems like a sort of soulless being, like a soulless android who has the intelligence like a robot would, but none of it. I just think she's completely full of crap. Everything comes out.
41:44🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, she may be smart and all that stuff, but all I know is like after hearing her yap for an hour, I immediately stuck my big boy in a fat girl's binkle.
42:20🔗
Caller
Never, never, never, ever in all my years. I never said that. I never said that. There's an eight second delay, right?
43:36🔗
Caller
I just want to say it's really an honor to be talking to you guys. I had two questions tonight. The first one was last week, I went to like a school sponsored party. And got pretty drunk. And one of the professors was there and he was pretty drunk too. And he ended up driving me home. And we, we had sex. Really? Yeah.
44:11🔗
Drew
He's not, he's not like an assistant or a graduate student. He's actually a full professor there.
44:26🔗
Caller
He's not my teacher anymore. He used to be my teacher and back then I really liked him too. And I, I really have feelings for him.
44:37🔗
Caller
Well, the boundary problems you have is you keep flapping your lips and you don't let the girl talk. Go ahead, Claire, go ahead.
44:44🔗
Caller
Well, I, I don't want to report it because I really, I really have feelings for him. I really like him and I actually want it to happen.
45:15🔗
Caller
I think he does. I think he does have feelings for me, too, because there's, you know.
45:22🔗
Caller
Listen, are we going to the next call? Are we going to talk to this woman? We're going to take a break. Claire, I believe you, honey. And if the stink ball puts this member in you again, you say no means no.
45:53🔗
Drew
No, because when I started going down the path that would normally resonate with someone who'd been through this, she got like, nothing.
46:04🔗
Drew
And you didn't dispatch with her the way I wanted to. Why? You were criticizing us for not dispatching with the bogus calls.
46:09🔗
Adam
That was a bogus call, and Drew smelt it out. And I didn't smell it until about 10 seconds later.
46:22🔗
Adam
You know what happens when you do want to go to the bathroom? I'm gonna say, good long look in the mirror. A good long look in the mirror.
47:16🔗
Caller
No, no, no, they made a deal. So that because they were gonna take it to a referendum, my strip club gods, and they kept it real. Dr. Drew, you ever go to the strip clubs, do you?
47:31🔗
Adam
I'll tell you something about Drew, as I told you off the air. He doesn't go to the strip clubs, not because he doesn't like the ladies, it's because he likes the ladies too much.
47:42🔗
Adam
He's a man of such exquisite passion, really he doesn't think he could hold his passion in.
47:49🔗
Caller
He's the one that when they bring up the house lights, he's going, hey, hey, why'd you stop dancing? Hey, destiny, why'd you stop dancing?
48:03🔗
Adam
He's a passionate man and it's a switch. And once that switch is turned on, it needs to be taken, seen through to fruition. Yeah, it's true. Yeah. There'll be no limping back to the hotel room and beating himself off. No, no, no. He's finishes in the club. That's, that, yeah, he finishes in the club.
48:22🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's his policy, so he, you know, he knows if he, once he opens, he's like a junkie. Once he steps across that threshold, once he smells that sweet, powdery perfume and hears those little four ounce bottles of champagne pop and it's game over.
49:03🔗
Adam
I was at a strip club with DAG in Vegas once, and his stripper told, what did your stripper tell you? What did she confide in you?
49:12🔗
Caller
She had been stabbed 17 times. I swear to you, she was stabbed 17 times. She was a Playboy centerfold circa 1979, and she had twin 13-year-old girls.
49:25🔗
Caller
Yeah, everyone else was having fun, and I'm just sitting there like, please get off of me. And her boobies felt like elbows.
49:39🔗
Caller
Everyone else. And Adam told me, don't go in the champagne room. They went in there and mugged me.
49:45🔗
Oh yeah, her new friend.
49:48🔗
Adam
That's the other thing you couldn't do. I don't go into those private rooms because you don't get out of there for under $1,500. Oh yeah. And it's one of those rack up things you don't even know about. It's like, who wants some Jager shots? Anyone want a Jager shot?
50:03🔗
Caller
Or the songs, the songs go, that's the way, uh-huh, uh-huh. I'm like, whoa, whoa, wait a minute. That's like four songs in three seconds.
50:14🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's really, the music plays about as long as it plays during the Grammys, when they're showing the person a composer.
50:26🔗
Caller
But then there's those special nights, there's those special nights. This really helped, this happened when I was in Palm Beach and we were in the champagne room, I was feeling a little randy. So I did a show, I took one of the guys from the club, I said, look, it's on me, I didn't want to go by myself. I said, you know, we're rolling out. So we went to some strip club, they put us in like the champagne room, which by the way, was like a basement rec room of your best friend Scotty's. Okay, cause they had a big farted out, bark lounger. Yep, yep. But it was broken. Everything was painted black and was peeling off and all the strippers would pop, pop, pop. They would file through this room to go to the office or this one private bathroom or something. Anyway, the door was like, kablam, kablam! It was opening and closing. And so we're in there and these chicks, we're with these chicks, you know, and finally this new chick comes in and then she starts giving me a lap dance. And so she's like working me out. And then all of a sudden I said, you have to stop.
51:30🔗
Caller
Nobody, nobody ever said that to me. I'm like, you have to stop. Here's your money. Get off me. I can't do this anymore. I'm having feelings. And I was at, we spent the week together. Really?
51:51🔗
Adam
See, this is my theory. You got to give. You got to call a fat woman beautiful. You got to call a thin woman smart. You see what I'm saying? You got to give a song.
52:09🔗
Adam
We're going to play some. We're going to take a call. Then we're going to play some Germany or Florida. And we're going to need a new theme song. So don't do it yet. Not yet. Not yet. Not yet.
52:26🔗
Caller
I'm twenty four. And you need to come to Sacramento, man. I own my own stripping company. What are you doing in Vegas?
52:31🔗
Caller
Let me tell you something. Sacramento is banging. It has some beautiful women, but your strip clubs. You need to get you some VIP rooms.
52:38🔗
Caller
No, we don't have a club. We have a private adult entertainment business. We come to you.
52:53🔗
Adam
Is it an unspoken thing that a guy could get a little hand action or something like that for a few hundred bucks?
53:05🔗
Adam
You got to have a couple of gals on the roster who could really help out a BC celebrity like DAG over here. If we waved around just a couple of Benjamins, yes?
53:30🔗
Caller
I have a question. I'm an overweight girl. I'm really cute though. I have a great personality. Blah, blah, blah to my own horn.
53:47🔗
Caller
No, no, no. I know how to throw my weight around though if I need to. All right. Come on now.
53:54🔗
Caller
I have this guy. We're not dating or anything, but every time that we have sex, he like tells me how hot my roommate is. Now, my roommate is a dancer for the company. She's a co-owner, too, so he bounces for her sometime. We'll be sitting here having sex and he's like, oh, care is so hot. I'm like, well, what the hell? You want me to put a paper bag over my head and stick a picture of her on it? What? Trouble. So I'm wondering if to a guy, it's a hole-to-hole, like they don't care.
54:22🔗
Adam
We care. Otherwise, the same premium would be on Claudia Schiffer as it is on Margaret Cho. You see what I'm saying?
54:30🔗
Caller
But do you know what I mean, like that's what he makes me feel like, like, oh, hole-to-hole, whatever.
54:39🔗
Adam
He's not a great guy. But by the way, I'd like to see how this business is run. You working out of an apartment with your stripper roommate.
55:02🔗
Caller
I want to feel better. Can I get about two or three hundreds over here? Yeah, two or three.
55:13🔗
Caller
I'd like to do a girl on girl, put the toys on deck, right? You got anything else you can offer me besides just the toys and a girl on girl?
55:24🔗
Caller
No, I'm just saying. Do you have anything else? Do you have any special talented girls, you know, with special talents, anything they can do?
55:44🔗
Caller
.inside and you peel it down and then you tell the guy to suck your dick and then they have to go down on the banana when it's inside.
55:53🔗
Caller
And there's only one thing you say after a woman does that to you, Adam, will you marry me?
55:58🔗
Caller
You know what is so funny about it though, is that guys will do it in front of all their friends and the guys are like, oh dude, we're telling everybody, I don't care, it's okay. Guys will do anything when they're drunk.
56:12🔗
Caller
Oh yeah, no, they'll take a tussy pop, you know, she does the tussy pop thing, yeah, and so whatever. They'll all lick off of it.
56:18🔗
Caller
I've seen that, I've seen that, I was in a bar when I was like 19, these guys lined up in a line, cheering each other on and one after another, you know, went down on this chick.
56:36🔗
Caller
No, this is when I was 19 in New York City, it was like, these guys were like steel workers from Jersey. From Jersey, they lined up, I'm sitting there at the bar and they lined up, like they were cheering each other on, like high-fiving, like it was like a fraternity. Oh, absolutely.
57:09🔗
Caller
Well, no, and I know that. And the thing that really bothers me, though, is that I've only had three sexual partners because I'm so picky.
57:15🔗
Drew
It's not, you know. What about the losing the weight thing? Like, we just had a friend, remember, Kathy's friend had the gastric bypass. Yeah. She was in that weight and she's now like 130.
57:23🔗
Caller
And you know what? It's actually really funny is my mom is the Northern California representative for bypass. She was on 20-20 and everything, and she pressures me so much to get it. I think it kind of, it would be doing it for her, not for me.
57:42🔗
Drew
I mean, it really is amazing, but some people, that is your genetic hand, you can inherit it from your mom, but some people need a medical intervention to correct them.
57:49🔗
Adam
And listen, all you retards, this is one of those chick things, it's a chicken-gay thing where they go, I wasn't going to do it until I was going to do it for me. Other people wanted me to do it, friends and loved ones, I wasn't going to do it. When it was time to do it for myself, then that's what, what the hell are you?
58:08🔗
Adam
Just shut up and go do it. If your mom tells you to do it, then do it. Your mom used to weigh as much as a RV, now she's affable.
58:26🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. Super skinny black guys. That's the only guy so obsessed with. It's always funny.
58:46🔗
Adam
It's always great when the black guys got to build like Tommy Hearns did when he was 19. Just all elbows, knees, no ass, 63.
58:58🔗
Caller
Did he show up at the white girl store at the right before closing time? We only got two models left. Trixie and Candy.
59:56🔗
Caller
The fairy talk is getting kind of tired and she's a little older, but she still comes, you know, comes with it like, yeah, you have spirits in me.
1:00:03🔗
Caller
I don't know if we can ever use that one, though, because it takes an entire segment almost. We'll talk over it. Don't worry.
1:00:42🔗
Germany. Drew, you are a passionate, passionate man. And, uh, DAG, you are by all, by the all-time greatest loveline guest of all time. Adam, you don't hear enough. You're a genius. Wow.
1:00:58🔗
Anyways, um, a 24-year-old construction worker tied himself to a piece of scaffolding for safety while working on the fourth, the fourth floor of the county jail annex. Forgetting he was attached to the metal, he tossed it to the ground and was carried along for the ride. He landed on a scaffolding which pierced both his legs. He was treated for his injuries at a medical center nearby, and hopefully counseled on the use of his most important safety tool, his brain.
1:01:21🔗
Adam
It feels like Florida to me. A construction accident. In Germany, they're more precise. They're smarter, they're better engineers. It feels like Florida.
1:02:10🔗
Caller
About a month ago I was with my boyfriend and he was digitally penetrating me. And like it started to hurt.
1:03:01🔗
Drew
The fact that you put so much drama into this experience suggests that it's traumatizing to you.
1:03:10🔗
Caller
Whatever. But isn't this a phenomenon? The Little Death. Some women faint when they... Did you have an orgasm and then faint or what?
1:03:33🔗
Drew
Was this the first time a guy has ever done anything like this to you? Was it anxiety? Were you anxious when this was happening?
1:03:52🔗
Caller
Well, were you dehydrated? Had you done drugs? Were you overworked? What happened that day?
1:04:04🔗
Drew
It's like swooning. And the fact that she describes it in these, you know, sort of weird turns digitally penetrating me. So it was some sort of...
1:04:11🔗
Adam
Well, then, when I went to military maneuver, when she came to, he was cornholing. Of course. He stepped it up a little bit.
1:04:59🔗
Drew
Yeah, Sarah, why is it so much energy? Why are you so anxious? Why all this drama around this?
1:05:09🔗
Adam
She doesn't know, and we don't care, so let's keep moving. You know, when she came to, he was cornholing, though. He's like, oh, baby, I thought you died.
1:06:02🔗
Adam, Drew, David. Love everything you guys do. Loveline, thank you guys for helping a lot of people out. That's great. I've been listening to your show a long time. I finally need your advice. I got an old friend I just started talking to again recently. I used to be really close to her. She just now told me today that for the past couple of weeks, she's been doing some smoking crack cocaine pretty heavy. She knows I used to do it. I got off of it clean without any rehab or anything. It seems to me like she's calling me, trying to ask me for help. I want to know how can I help her out? What can I say to her without sounding condescending, without sounding like I'm preaching to her? How can I get her some help? How can I let her know?
1:06:49🔗
Drew
You take her to treatment. You take her somewhere where they can help her. You can't do anything with this. Crack cocaine is a potentially deadly addiction. You shouldn't be screwing around with it. You just take her to somebody who can treat her.
1:07:15🔗
I used to be involved with her and I haven't spoken to her for a long time, but she just recently started calling me since she started doing this.
1:07:28🔗
Drew
You can start with a CA meeting. Take her to a CA meeting. Meet with people who know where the good treatment resources in your community.
1:07:42🔗
Drew
No, you can wax and wane. You can get worse and get better and get worse, get better spontaneously, but it progresses.
1:07:54🔗
Adam
Well, it went down when Bobby and Whitney left the country, went to Israel for a couple of weeks. It dropped. It almost bottomed out for a few weeks there.
1:08:04🔗
Drew
Speaking of another story in the press that's being misrepresented. The guy smacks her around and then it's like, well, we just love, we have aggressive love. We fight for our love. We fight for our love.
1:08:26🔗
Drew
Tom Marlowe is a great description of his psychosis. But first of all, the first thing that every single cocaine, smoking cocaine user gets is a preoccupation with uniformed officers outside of the building where they are. They believe they're out there. That's crazy.
1:08:40🔗
Drew
Then they start freaking out about their body and picking at things. Tom actually was pulling the conjunctive off his eye and was trying to cut it. The lining of your eyeball. He was pulling the white part, pulling it off, trying to cut it, thought it shouldn't be there.
1:08:57🔗
Caller
Look out! That's Adam Krakatoli! He's gonna be here at the bunghole all the way through Sunday night.
1:09:03🔗
Adam
And Drew, what about, and I don't know if you've been following Bobby and Whitney, but they were like back in Israel being dipped in the Jordan River to be because they were black Muslim and they were Jewish.
1:09:18🔗
Caller
It wasn't like it's not the nation of Israel is Islam is the county is like that the same thing kind of similar, but not really.
1:09:27🔗
Adam
They're like a neighbor or something. Yeah. I don't know what they were. But how come everyone just follows them? It's like, look what she's doing now. Isn't that great?
1:09:38🔗
Caller
And they're talking about the reviewers got to go, hey, hey, come on, come on now. No one ever.
1:09:44🔗
Caller
God bless them. You know, I've hung out with Bobby and with him. Yeah. They always seem to be madly in love and great kids.
1:09:53🔗
Drew
They have to be to put up with this. They're what's called enmeshed. They're in a chaotic enmeshed very targeted relationship.
1:10:19🔗
Adam
All right. Let's move forward. Let me just say this before we move on. Bobby's had a run in with the law. Anyone can mess up one time. Let's, you know, let's turn the other cheek and move forward.
1:10:43🔗
Caller
Daggeroni, if you're nasty. Hey, ladies, if you're out there, call in. I want to hear about your problems, your life, your hopes, your dreams.
1:10:52🔗
Adam
Daggeroni, San Francisco treats here tonight. We'll be right back. We'll get the show started now.
1:11:18🔗
Caller
I have a question for Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, what is normal sex? Isn't it what two adults agree to do to each other? Because I'm asking this because a lot of times, you know, when you're like anybody who deviates from the missionary position, you're like, oh, you have a serious problem.
1:11:36🔗
Drew
I don't think, I don't like, I think words like normal miss the point. I think there's healthy things and healthy is being able to sort of be present in reality and not have a lot of distortions and stuff coming in there. Right, right. You don't need to do things because you're acting out stuff from there.
1:11:49🔗
Caller
Well, addressing like, see, well, Kathy Griffin says, you know, no girl would ever like want anal sex. Well, there's some girls that insist on it.
1:12:13🔗
Caller
No, but you know what I'm saying? I mean, it's like I don't, you know, those are sometimes you run into those chicks.
1:12:21🔗
Caller
I wish we were on TV because your physical body language is like, you know, you're so sick. I won't even know.
1:12:40🔗
Drew
I put myself out there for your crack crack crack crack book, you know, and I think you he's talking about himself there are some of those and why all the broads always the cute girl because the whole the whole can the whole the whole thing was an exploration of boundaries, a metaphor for boundaries and what people think.
1:12:58🔗
Adam
Yeah. Are you ready to move forward here, DAG? OK, sir. I'm sorry. Sorry that happened. Tyler.
1:13:10🔗
Caller
Well, I just have this bad history this day and a lot of crazy girls like every single girl I've ever dated is just like completely crazy. At first I seen normal, then I find out later in a relationship they're just like completely insane.
1:13:34🔗
Caller
Well, it's just how can I get out of that? I can't even tell because it seems like they're normal, you know?
1:13:56🔗
Adam
Here's one. How do you feel about your dad? A, number one, B, number two, the stories that are like everyone is out to get them kind of thing.
1:14:13🔗
Caller
Oh, you can distill that. You can distill that to this. They were jealous of me. That's always like, why did you get a black eye? Because everybody at work was so jealous because I'm so beautiful, they were jealous of me.
1:14:25🔗
Adam
Here's what it is. They'll start talking to you and first you're going, wow, man, that's, that's horrible that a roommate and for no reason would just attack you this way. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. And it's like, why would somebody and then then it starts bleeding into work that the boss has it in for her. The other people are jealous because she's and before you know it, everybody.
1:14:49🔗
Adam
Well, change that to change that to went down on and you get that ever happened ever has a girl ever kiss you and you're like, I was paralyzed.
1:15:01🔗
Adam
Had to stick my tongue in her mouth. What are you going to do? So how do you feel about your dad? Some past relationships too. If they had a string of real bad short ones, that's that's a bad scene.
1:15:13🔗
Drew
And by the way, you notice when people are aware that they look crazy, they'll answer very choppy, disconnected stories.
1:15:22🔗
Drew
Well, I can't really talk about that right now, but it was fine. Anyway, so they'll sort of distract and send you on to the direction.
1:15:31🔗
Adam
Here's how you know they're completely f'ed up is the ones that don't make sense. Like the one that here's the story. It's like, I got fired for my job. Why? I don't know why. I do the work of five employees. I'm never late. I never steal. All I do is create and I get s-canned. It's like, and you think yourself, now you do the math. Why would you fire an employee that was never late and did the work of five other employees? And then they go, and you go, why? And they go, and they headed in for me. And then you realize, all right, that's it.
1:16:05🔗
Caller
I went out with a girl once and you know, bring her to my house and I'm like, asking her my ten questions, and one of them is like, have you ever been committed? Like everything was like, you know, do you have a...
1:16:15🔗
Caller
No, yeah. Are you currently under the care of a psychiatrist? Are you taking any psychotropic drugs?
1:16:21🔗
Caller
I go, have you ever been committed? She goes, now, see, you know what happened? My friends, I wasn't even, I was like, to the door.
1:16:33🔗
Adam
First some rough trade love. What did that sound like? Dave, I want to get some son of a b***h. The fridge in here on my arm.
1:17:48🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're 23. We got another Germany or Florida coming up, Dave. Bring it on, baby.
1:17:53🔗
I'm not doing the German Florida thing, okay?
1:17:55🔗
Yes, you are. I just want to say that David Alan Grier, if they're possibly the biggest fan in the whole entire world, it could be me.
1:18:04🔗
I live in Oak Town, California.
1:18:07🔗
Caller
Write this down, write this down. All right, when we get off the air, you got to give Adam your phone number, I'll be contacting you shortly. I'm having a fan weekend. No, I'm having a fan weekend.
1:18:15🔗
No, can I tell you that I know things by heart?
1:18:27🔗
What up?
1:18:29🔗
Hey, I'm Tom, 6'1. Bring it on. What else do you want to know?
1:18:39🔗
You think that's bad?
1:19:01🔗
David Alan Grier, can I give you a quick snippet and you tell me if you said it or not?
1:19:05🔗
Okay, I'm running a marathon.
1:19:07🔗
It's fifth mile. Everything's cool. I'm feeling strong. I'm feeling good. Yes. Tenth mile, society starts to break down. Fifteenth mile, I'm jumping into trees, eating fruit. That's true.
1:19:17🔗
Caller
She knows my whole thing. Let's get back to the weight. How much? How much? How much? You carrying a caboose back there?
1:19:26🔗
What's that mean? You don't talk. Uh-oh.
1:19:31🔗
Do you want my number? Because I'll bring it.
1:19:33🔗
Caller
Well, hold on. We need to talk about the booty first. How big is the booty? Let me know. You're loved here. You're loved here.
1:20:44🔗
David Alan Grier
And she's a lawyer. She can represent herself in this case of problem developed.
1:21:30🔗
Caller
You know, a race serves no purpose. I mean, I really don't care what race they are. It's the inside. The sickness inside, as I call it.
1:21:47🔗
David Alan Grier
And I go, wow. Then my heart jumps, you know, where I know there's some dysfunction there.
1:21:53🔗
Caller
And I'll put like, one time I was at a wedding and I go, sitting next to this girl, she was great. She was wonderful. And I'm like, are you addicted to anything? She said, no. Do you have any kind of dysfunction?
1:22:13🔗
Caller
That worked like a charm, man. I was in every strip club, every time I was like, I hate you. Get away from me. Hey, whoa, she's lying.
1:22:32🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let me tell you something about DAG. No one screams, let's save the babies more than him.
1:23:16🔗
Adam
What's there, buddy? It's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, David Alan Grier, DAG, my main man in studio. You know what? I'm jealous of the blacks. I'll tell you why I'm jealous of the black, man. Because DAG knows every black. It's one big family.
1:23:32🔗
Adam
And they do kill each other quite a bit, but when they're not killing each other, it's one big family. Like I was on an airplane, sitting next to Tommy Davidson. Tommy Davidson, Jim Brown, hall of fame running back. Jim Brown turns around and is like, hey, brother. Hey, my man. They're hugging, they're high fives all around. They're leaning over me. Tommy, what's happening? It's like, really? You're a big fan of Tommy Davidson?
1:24:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, but Drew gets people that are so horribly qualified to fill in for him that you couldn't possibly do it.
1:24:37🔗
Caller
No, but I mean in your, you're so committed, you're addicted to saving addicts, which in and of itself is an addiction.
1:25:02🔗
Well. No.
1:25:17🔗
Caller
Oh, well, first I want to tell you, me and my best friend love you guys so much. And she even made a paper mache shrine to you, Adam, in high school.
1:25:47🔗
Caller
He plans to kill her by sending a book that will explode with sulfuric acid when it's open.
1:25:53🔗
Caller
After sending the package, he paints his face red and green and shoots himself on camera to complete his video documentary.
1:26:20🔗
Adam
Well, good work, Cassie. We're gonna send you out to Windbreaker. All right, baby dog, thanks you, thank you very much.
1:26:40🔗
Caller
Don't look at me, don't look, turn your head, turn your head, don't, come here. Don't run from me, don't run from, don't run from me.
1:27:45🔗
Caller
First, I want to ask a more wholesome question. I just wanted to know how Dr. Drew felt about holistic healing.
1:27:55🔗
Drew
No, I just think that putting things in your mouth to change your body is an outdated idea, that we need to be much more involved in the mental health and spiritual health of people. So many. There will not be a magic pill or combination of pills that makes you somehow live life better and more fully. It's ridiculous. It's about exercise. It's about interpersonal relations.
1:28:18🔗
Caller
Well, someone said you put something in your mouth that's not going to make you feel better.
1:28:23🔗
Caller
I'm saying that if you're not, none of those medications are going to help because you put them in your mouth.
1:28:37🔗
Caller
I'm not necessarily saying like medication or herbs or anything like that, but like acupuncture and...
1:28:44🔗
Drew
But again, medicines, putting things in your system to be healthier when you're already healthy...
1:28:49🔗
Adam
And let me just explain a couple quick things. All that homeopathic crap is like... You might as well just scrape some of the dust off old Chinaman's balls and eat it. You get about the same medicinal use out of it. It's true. I tell you, this is nonsense for screw balls.
1:29:09🔗
Adam
Look, it's just nonsense. And let me tell you something about the herbal, you know, the orient... Screw them. We're way ahead of them.
1:29:32🔗
Adam
Everybody thinks the rest of the world is better than us at everything else. Why do we kick their ass? Why do they all come here?
1:29:39🔗
Caller
You cannot be serious. And you think this is going to... This is a plot. They're trying to make this Beijing, man.
1:30:01🔗
Drew
Because it gives them a near-death experience. And in that state, when the oxygen supply and the blood supply to the brain is cut off, the brain is flooded with endorphins and you feel a euphoria. And orgasm and euphoria is sort of a very powerful combination. And people very often misjudge that and stroke out and they're dead.
1:30:23🔗
Caller
Right before she was about to climax, I'd hit her in the head with a book and it just dazed her.
1:30:29🔗
Drew
Sidebar for a second, Adam. Is it my imagination or is Dave getting just more and more out there every time he comes in here?
1:30:36🔗
Adam
I think she's more comfortable with us and so the truth is coming out. It's as if he's getting drunker each time he shows up and more. He's burying more of his soul. By the way, all kidding aside, Drew and I lost a friend of ours who was 25, 26 years old.
1:31:16🔗
Adam
Well, Drew, don't people do it? I don't know how our friend was doing it, but is it a plastic bag or something?
1:31:23🔗
Drew
They have a whole procedure they go through. They sort of tie a thing up at a high height, lean against it with it around their neck.
1:31:31🔗
Caller
But I heard a story about parents whose young son hung himself, and it was so quick, no sound. The father describes walking by his son's room. He was upset about his homework. They had no idea he was this upset. And he was sitting on the edge of his bed. He comes back, he's dead. Like somehow he'd rig something, and he was sitting on his bed, he leaned forward, he hung himself.
1:31:52🔗
Drew
That's what people don't appreciate. You're talking about, it's not about not breathing. It's about interrupting the blood supply of the brain. And then pow, that gets very fast. Once you pass out, then...
1:32:10🔗
Adam
We're going to take a break. We're going to go to the bathroom. Dave's going to take another good long look in the mirror.
1:33:19🔗
Caller
We didn't heal as many babies as I usually do. I love Mike, I love K-Rock, I love all you peoples.
1:33:26🔗
Adam
All right, David Alan Grier for Crank Yankers and Life with Bonnie. Tuesday nights on Crank Yankers, Comedy Central, and Friday nights, ABC 930, part of the TGIF lineup. So, until next time. TGIF.
1:33:59🔗
Caller
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