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Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
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Adam
That's Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, and tonight, a dear, dear friend slash guest, Dicky Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. And new announcer of Jimmy Kimmel Live. Oh yes, that's...
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Well, I don't think Jimmy would have even known me if we weren't buddies.
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Adam
Sorry, buddy. We, Dicky is doing a great job. Everyone's in love with him over there. I am personally tickled pink because it's great to have Dicky in town as opposed to blowing through here once every couple of years or so. And hung out, watched a song last night at a party, hung out, watched football with him today at Jimmy's house.
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Adam
Pick them up at a hotel other than the Roosevelt. Yeah. It was not the Roosevelt I picked them up at and drove them over here.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
This is so great. I'm going to get calls in the morning and stuff.
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Adam
Drove them out here tonight. And Dicky also is a part of a CD which is out, right? Is it out?
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Adam
It's a Santa Claus. It's a punk rock Christmas and there's many bands that have been on this show in the past that are on here like Newfound Glory and of course Mighty Mighty Bosstones and MXPX and Something Corporate and the list goes on and on and I guess we'll hear something from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and their contribution to this new Christmas CD and all the money goes somewhere worthy, right Drew?
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Drew
I want you to know something. I heard a traffic report tonight about the Santa Monica Freeway. I watched the red light, I watched the brake lights and look out for brake lights and lo and behold found them, got off the freeway and got here, I would have been stuck, would have been stranded.
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Adam
Aided by a traffic report, all right, there's the first time. But still not worth the $750 million you've heard up until this one that has done nothing for you, right?
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Drew
But this is, I think, the sort of reinforcing property to it all is that it felt like it.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Yeah, people have been mentioning that to me. I've been on foot. I've been like my grandmother, people pick me up and drive me off. Who's picking up? Yeah, like if I go watch football.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
That's why I said my grandmother picked them up on the way out here.
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Adam
They bake some turkeys and make some meatballs and had one thing I've never seen before, which is macaroni and cheese hors d'oeuvres cut into squares and not really holding its shape too well. But you just grab a handful of greasy cheese and macaroni and throw it in your face. It was good. I mean, here's the thing. People, you know, hors d'oeuvres are like, you know, water crescent and water chestnut and all this kind of stuff. But nothing beats like still nothing really beats a pig in a blanket, right? I mean, it just doesn't. You just don't want to say you serve that. But nothing tastes better than like macaroni and cheese. But the bar was a little tough to get to. Yeah, crowded. Too many people hanging out at the bar.
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Adam
I was telling Dicky on the way out here that a little bar etiquette, which is get your goddamn drink and get the F out of there. Don't, don't. A lot of people wait in line and then they get their drink and it's like, hey, it's my new home. It's in front of this bar. No, there's 70 people behind you that have a cotton mouth that want to get their booze going.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Yeah, I could go back to where I originally was, but eventually I'm going to have to come back to the bar. So I might as well just park it here. Right. That's that attitude.
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Adam
Now, nothing wrong with doubling down, knowing you may not be back for a while. That's what I'll do, a little two-fisted booze. Nothing wrong with that.
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Adam
Dicky Barrett here tonight. We'll hear something from the Bosstones off the New Christmas Elm and a couple of few. Adrian?
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Yeah.
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Caller
A girl goes to a free clinic and picks up birth control pills. She comes back a couple of months later and tries to sue them because she says she's pregnant. And then so they go to court. And then it turns out that instead of taking the pills orally, she was shoving them up her vagina.
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Adam
Yeah. Okay, so here's the thing, Adrian. I don't think, I'm thinking Florida because A, Germans kill people with under 100 IQ. That I know.
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Adam
It keeps these Jews and dumb people. They don't tolerate them over there. And the other thing is, I don't think, I think they kill you if you try to sue for frivolous lawsuits over there, too.
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Adam
Listen everybody, if there's long pauses after words you say where the other person's supposed to say something, that means you're not hitting it right.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
What he was doing was like, you know, step forward with the real Adam, please stand for it, and then it was a dramatic kind of Florida.
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Adam
So anyway, it is Florida. Yeah, I don't think, did you hear the story, by the way, that there's a woman who took a spill in Walmart because they put something on sale, they put a DVD on sale, a DVD player on sale for like $29. She got knocked down. But then it turns out that's her eighth lawsuit against Walmart and their sixteenth overall. And how come all that stuff is never sort of germane in court? You know what I mean? Like the fact that O.J.'s wife had a whole bunch of calls in a 911 thing. This guy's going to kill me. Show her showing up with black knives and black black eyes and like arrows going through her head like Steve Martin stuff. It's like, yeah, that's not admissible. That's not admissible. Of course not.
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Adam
If you find out that the guy was beating the holy hell out of his wife over the last five years and that she'd made multiple calls saying she thought he was going to kill. If you find that out, it may taint.
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Adam
Yeah, it should. Don't we need that kind of tainting? Don't we need the one where he's announced I'm going to kill you many times if we then find your body? Isn't that why you're not supposed to announce that?
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Adam
Yeah, no, we can't let him find out. We can't let him find out about anything. How about we don't let him know the guy's name or what happened? Don't turn the lights on. And by the way, no evidence. No evidence. We're just going to, here's what we're going to do.
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Adam
We're going to put you in a shopping cart. We're going to put a tarp over it. We're going to roll you down the pier into the ocean.
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You don't know what you're here for.
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We don't want to taint you.
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Adam
We don't want to taint you with information. Really can't, and here's the whole thing. Do we care if on your eighth lawsuit, it was a legitimate one, or shouldn't we just beat the crap out of you for that? As a lesson to it, well, you shouldn't have screwed around. Well, here's the deal with the eight lawsuits. Either you were lying on the first seven.
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Adam
And we should beat you up for that. And part of the way we beat you up, it's, you know, the boy who cried wolf or the girl who cried wolf, or you're defective in some way. Maybe you're cursed. You have horrible luck, but we can't compensate you for being cursed, can we? That every time you go into Walmart, you legitimately fall down? Drew, when you say there's something a little wrong with the gyroscope and the head or something. Do we need to pay for that? That's my whole thing. My whole thing is, if I back into you at a mile and a half and there's no damage done to the car, but you say you can't work anymore because your neck has now been destroyed, that means you're faulty, right? I mean, I can hit you on the shoulder. Drew, you're fine, right? Now, if your shoulder came out of socket and you said you couldn't work anymore, that'd be your fault. Because I hit you in an acceptable way. See what I'm saying, Drew? You know what I'm saying? Why don't we just go, you're defective? There's no damage done to the car. How can there be damage done to the neck? Either you're lying or you're defective. And if you're defective, we can't compensate for that.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
After the third or fourth time, the judge would say, well, for your own safety, you're not allowed to go to Walmart.
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Drew
Well, that's the point. After the first time that Walmart should be well with it, it tries to go and that's it.
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Drew
In fact, and then start profiling. Anyone that acts like that person, that can't hear either. Why not? That pays a bit of business.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
You and your family are not allowed here. It's for your own safety.
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Adam
You're right. Here's the deal. As you know, I've said this many times. You get three calls to 911 every 10 years. Fourth time, cop puts a bullet in your head. And I will have my...
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Adam
That's my point. That's the point. Neither have I. No one's ever called 911. Normal people don't call. Once in a while, you see a guy who looks like he's having some trouble on the side of the road. You may phone it in for him. But the guys who are using the cops is their own personal marital counselor. Security force. Security force, yeah. They get a bullet. And then how many lawsuits? Let's say you get two every 20 years.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
You know, off the top of my head. Probably 411, I call that an awful lot. That's expensive.
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Caller
Last night, there was a girl that called in and she was asking a question if her boyfriend really had an orgasm when he pulled out and nothing came out. And Dr. Drew answered that. But then the second part of that was, why would you let a guy do that? And I have an answer for that.
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Drew
Well, hang on. Let me just hang on. That was a question I've never seen addressed, and I find it terribly curious, and I was genuinely curious. What is in it for a woman to have? Adam was talking about blowing snot rockets, if you recall, as a way of sort of simulating orgasm for a guy that couldn't achieve one for a woman that wanted this effect.
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Drew
Of course, who hasn't? And so my question was, and I'm genuinely curious about this, what do you get out of that?
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Adam
Why would a woman want to become a jizz trough? Right, I mean, why do you want somebody to finish up on you? And Amy-
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Caller
Okay, for me personally, if I'm having sex and not using a condom, then if he's going to finish, but I'm not finished yet, then there's going to be a refractory period and we're going to go again. However, if he's already come inside me, the consistency is such that it doesn't feel the same for me. So I would rather have him pull out, do his thing and then we'll go again.
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Drew
Yeah, but doing his thing could be into the planter or the sheets or it doesn't have to be on you.
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Adam
You got the dog, you got the picture of the virgin Guadalupe there in the side of the bed. I like the jizz on that. Yeah, you got everything. I mean, yeah, everything, you got whatever's on the side of the bed.
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Drew
That's my question. That's okay, fine, then women should speak up about that a little bit, because I think men may be sort of ill-conceived about that.
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Caller
Yeah, but grab a towel, it's no big deal. I mean, you're right there. You don't want to have him jump up and run into the sink.
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Adam
No, listen, Amy's a cracker jack and a fat chick. I like that, your game. Your big gal? Yeah. Medium big, though.
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Adam
Yeah, listen, well, first off, here's the, all right, hold on, we'll get Amy's dimensions. First off, when you're a petite gal, it's relative. You get hit with a couple of ropes, it adults your whole body.
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Adam
Yeah, right, you're swimming. You're swimming in semen. Now, you're like a manatee who's sunning on a rock. You get hit with that. That's nothing, that's nothing. Like when I say a rhino has a bird laying on it, doesn't even know the bird's on it. But your size of a house cat bird lands on you, you goddamn know there's a bird on you. So I don't even know if they know there's a bird on them. You see what I'm saying?
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Adam
But I also, it also means they're good to go. You mean they're more versatile, they're more rugged. They're more durable. Bigger gals are more sexually hardy.
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Adam
I got five seven and eleven sixteenths and one eighty one. All right. And again, you can't argue with the radio math. Amy? You can't argue with the radio math.
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Adam
Yeah. That's what we're talking about. No, listen, look, I don't need a woman to enjoy whatever disgusting act. I'd like to perform on her. I just want to tolerate it.
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Drew
Right. But my question, I understand that, but some of these calls were like, oh, this is what they were looking forward to. And I thought, what, really?
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Adam
Yeah, I think certain women enjoy knowing that, shush, that something was produced, that it's like, this is the physical manifestation of this man's pleasure.
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Adam
Yeah. You know, let me say this, though, too. I think women have a higher tolerance for that kind of stuff than guys do. Straight guys. I mean, like, baby poop and that sort of stuff.
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Drew
I think you're right. That's why girl talk sometimes a little more disgustingly to a guy.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I saw a cute movie at the Roosevelt the other day and they really seemed to be enjoying that.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
As it happened, they did. They seemed to have absolutely no problem and actually seemed to be enjoying it.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Oh, it was in a porno. It was just a story about some college girls.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Let me do this math for you, okay? And I'll be honest. It's, Jimmy Kimmel's picking up the room.
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Adam
There's nothing worse than the drunken mini bar rape that ends up costing like 46 bucks for some hundred roasted nuts that you forgot you ate.
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Drew
But you know what, there's a comedy in this and that is fast forward 10 years ago, five years ago, you look at that mini bar, you go, oh my God, 10 bucks for a bite. No way. Then you break through and then you don't even think about it. It's just game on.
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You don't think about it anymore.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
The thing about it is I know I'm having $30 potato chips and I also know that an elevator ride away, I can, I can saw that thing to a fraction of the price.
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Adam
Something I still can't get used to is other people getting into my mini bar. And Drew, you've not experienced that. I know you would tolerate it. Well, you travel with the likes of Daniel, who was the executive on The Man Show, and guys like Jimmy for the Boston. Great umbrage. You travel around with these guys and they'll come piling in your room at some point. And sometimes they got a couple buddies. Like when I was in Chicago, it's like, Hey, it's Murph and Sully. Hey, come on down. And then they screw around. They go, Hey, Murph, what do you want? You want a stalli or something? They open the thing. Hey, put me down for one. And next thing you know, there's drinks going around and it's all out of your mini bar. And wait, wait till Daniel slides in and says, the liquor store is closed. The strippers are getting antsy. And I need everything in the mini bar. It actually cleans out your entire mini bar. And, you know, like makes a basket out of his t-shirt and just say, yeah, just little bottles of many, many things of like Kaluah mudslides and Toblerone's and smokehouse omens and it's all like, oh my gosh. It's got $2,800 in his t-shirt. It's really $14 worth of crap.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
What do you need the sewing kit for? Hey, buddy, don't worry about it.
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Adam
No, no, no, no, Lee. Let me say something. I just had a thought. I don't know why we're talking about big women. And I thought of this thing I was telling Jimmy about last week, which is if you're he was telling me that Oprah was in Africa. And I thought if you're fat, you should have to say she's on Africa. And anyone who travels who's over, like, let's say, 250 pounds. Yeah, like a fat chick goes to Canada. You can't say she's in Canada. You go, she's on Canada. And that would be our subtle little jab at fatties, you know, and incentive, by the way. And here's the thing, though, if it was a guy or a girl, you know, if the guy was like six, eight and he was 250 pounds, he wouldn't get the on. We'd work out some sort of body fat, you know, versus height versus age. We'd work it out. But when you got to a certain point, you'd have to say on. And it'd be a law that you'd have to say on.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I don't want you to tell the guys at work this and I'm not I don't like her. I'm not a fan. I think Oprah gets a bad rap for the weight thing. Yeah, I think there's probably other fatter people we could go to.
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Drew
I think she she sets herself up for it a bit by making a big deal about losing and gaining and losing. And if she just lost and kept it, I don't think anybody would say a thing. What would you say?
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But I'm real fat.
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Adam
She would make it into the on. She might make it in the on. She might make it in the on Africa category or Canada or wherever you happen to be. Dicky is here from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. He's got a new CD that he's a part of called Santa Cause.
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Adam
It's a punk rock Christmas. Also got a new job as the announcer on Jimmy Kimmel Live. We're tickled pink about that. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.
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Loveline. Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. San Francisco. Let's go.
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Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dicky Barrett is here tonight for The Mighty Mighty Bosstones and the new announcer for Jimmy Kimmel Live. Oh, yes. We're going to hear something off a Santa Claus, which is a punk rock Christmas CD, which the Bosstones are on, it's a compilation. It is out and...
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
It's on Immortal Records. These are the bullet points they gave me.
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The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Blah, blah, blah. And the proceeds go to the Pediatric Aids Foundation. And I guess www.pediatrics.org.
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Adam
And by the way, www.bosstones.com, if you want to find anything about the Bosstones, or pediatric aids.
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Adam
All right. Oh, and tomorrow night, Nicole Richie from The Simple Life is going to be in here. Yeah.
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Adam
She's coming in. The show did gangbusters in the ratings. Two nights it was on. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? All right, so we'll talk to her tomorrow night. So anyway, Lee. 21. Guys see you as a friend or a sex object, but not a girlfriend. Mm-hmm.
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Caller
Well, I try not to let them see me as a sex object, you know. I've only been with two guys.
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Adam
21. And what about, so what, and the other guys see you as a friend, they're not interested physically.
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Drew
Well, tell me more about the friendships. How do they develop? Are you part of a group? Or are they just guys that start dating you and then end up in friend-ville? What's the story?
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Caller
Yes, I work. I move artender on the weekends and I go to college full-time through the week.
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Adam
Culinary arts? So you basically have fags and the morbidly obese to choose from at school.
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Adam
You pop up and you just bring a semen. Remember what happened to Rod Stewart? He had to have his stomach pumped because of all that semen. Everyone knows about that. Yeah. So listen, Lee, what about the guys at the bar? Your bartender, aren't guys hitting on you all night long?
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Caller
I don't know. Sometimes I get compliments. I just take it as they're trying to make me feel better.
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Drew
Why would they want to make you feel better and not want to make you feel sort of attractive or let you know that they're interested in you? Isn't that more what guys are trying to do?
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Caller
I really don't know. I just take it as they're trying to make me feel better about myself.
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Adam
All right. Hold on a second. All right. She's not a smart chick, but that doesn't matter. Do you think Claudia Schiffer is smart? You know what I mean?
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He's in my life totally, yeah.
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Caller
I really don't know. I never bothered to ask about it. It's not really any of my business.
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Adam
No, no, no. But hold on, Drew. You see, your parents didn't divorce. Although it would have been nice if they did and left the state. She has a couple of high balls. I was a flapper in the 20s. I toured with Guy Lombardo. But listen, here's the point. All right, here's what I'm saying. My parents had the quiet dignity to break up. They both realized they're horrible people that didn't deserve a mate. And they broke up.
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Adam
Well, they had enough dignity to know that neither one of them was worthy of having anyone else.
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Drew
Strangely, they both found mates subsequently. Strangely enough, those are people they're married to now, yes? I understand the jury's out as far as you're concerned.
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Adam
No, no. I mean, yeah, after after they got a little recovery and got their ass together, some years later, they were able to hook up again with very tolerant people. But I'm just saying at the time, they were no good for anybody. But I don't know why they broke up. You think kids know why their parents break up when they're sick?
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Drew
Right. That's the question I'm asking. Did she see some violence or something? And was your mom around? Was she good to you when you were growing up?
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Caller
Well, not really. Every day she always said something about what I was wearing, what I ate. I didn't have enough makeup on. Wasn't dressed right.
30:05🔗
Adam
Not enough makeup on, though, for the younger. Honey, do you want to go outside not looking like a slut? You get back in here and put them false eyelashes in and shove a couple of softballs in your bra.
30:18🔗
Adam
Yeah. And go ahead and use the eraser from the pencil. It'll act as nipples to duct tape those softballs. Now get out there and turn some tricks.
30:25🔗
Drew
Yeah. So you were sort of beaten up by your mom and you didn't get attunement. You weren't supported. There wasn't a good connection with your mom. Your dad was absent. And that's how...
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Caller
My mom, I don't know, just all the time she was obsessing about my weight totally every day.
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Drew
The reason guys are not getting involved with you is not really that guys are not getting involved with you. It's you're not getting involved with them. You're not making yourself available. You're not going, you're not, you're not picking up on cues and going to the next stage with things. Naturally enough, you don't feel you're worth it. Naturally enough, relationships mean pain and vulnerability. Naturally enough, you would be sort of close to that sort of thing. Of course, you would probably seek guys that are unavailable and abusive. I'm surprised you haven't gone into that phase yet.
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Adam
She, well, she also, she's one of these chicks that looks like, like a bad rope bridge. Like you see your, you know, those movies, you're in the canyon, you're hiking, you know, you see, I'll tell you where we're going. You see on the other side of the canyon.
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Adam
On the other side, on the other side of the valley, you see, you see a beautiful lagoon that you want to swim in and you start to make out and then you see the rickety rope bridge and you go like, yeah, you step on one plank, it cracks, you step back onto terra firma and you think, I'm just going to keep walking until, until I see another bridge it looks all right. See, she, she's a woman, she's a little, she's, she's a lot of work. She's damaged goods. Guys wouldn't mind effing her. That's the lagoon on the other side, but that rope bridge is too much. It's, it's too much hassle.
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Drew
Yeah. In work, emotionally, they'll go, yeah, when they think somebody's going to start getting, becoming, unless you're super hot, then you can do whatever you want all the time. That's what I'm saying. Those guys, she doesn't attract those eight hole guys.
32:33🔗
Adam
Right. There's not quite hot enough for those guys. All right. Hey, listen, that's fine. We're not all models. You know what I'm saying?
32:43🔗
Drew
They're actually the rickety bridge and they've got just pouring over it. Just the thing collapsing into the canyon.
32:48🔗
Adam
I don't know what you're talking about. So my analogy, are you actually talking about a bridge? How about we hear a song?
33:22🔗
Adam
It's true. Kit from Knight Rider, the car. Yeah, that no. No, you couldn't mean really. It's for pediatric aid. Yeah, it's for pediatric aid. I'd stop talking to Dicky while I'm talking to Dicky.
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Adam
Don't sign anything for his kids. And he always does that. It's for the kids. It's for the kids. For the kids. He doesn't have kids. I'm sorry, Drew. I'm not going to go along with the charade anymore. He's got a hot three looking, you know, he has good looking blonde pictures in his wallet of these kids. Yeah, they're the ones that come with the frame. Yeah, that's what you get. No, I'm going to find out how to believe.
34:14🔗
Adam
Don't send out those Christmas cards of you and your good looking family having a great time in sunny Southern California. Does it look like the Kennedy's It's obnoxious. It makes people feel bad.
34:38🔗
Adam
All right, let's hear a song, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, a little Christmas song. That is The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Dicky Barrett of The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and of the Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel Show. He is the new, the new announcer. Looking good and representing. Oh yes, and Drew, maybe one day you'll be asked back on the show. Don't get your hopes up.
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Adam
Yeah. Surprising. In emergencies. Yeah, they get really stuck. Like a no name drops out, they'll really start.
37:33🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
You're like Regis in New York. If they're stuck for a guest on any of those shows, they get... They don't even really have your number, they call Adam. Can you get your buddy down here?
37:44🔗
Adam
No, they do. They do. They go, do you think Drew would do... I'm like, Drew will fly to Kentucky to pick up a nickel.
38:09🔗
Adam
You get to know what it's like to hang, you get to hang out with me, whereas I'm just hanging out in me. You understand?
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500 LOVE. 191.
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Adam
Hi, Drew, don't do your homework during the show. Dear, dear friend, Dicky Barrett from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones.
38:58🔗
Adam
Looks very comfortable, slid into his comfort zone, barely looking down at the cue card he's got in his hand now, he's got a snapper, he's got the tie on, sometimes an ascot. How about an ascot, Dicky?
39:17🔗
Adam
I was saying today, I don't see enough of those starched, or the starched tuxedo sort of vest that when you hit the high note, it would roll up like a window shade. Why is it almost everything rolled up like a window shade when I was kid? Like your tongue could roll up like anything I pulled on could roll up like, Drew, if you stuck your tongue out and I grabbed it and pulled it and let it go. Yeah, anything your ear, your, I'm not sure. I've never seen it done with the like sack area, but I'm sure it could happen. I'm sure it could. All right, everything except for ironically, the window shades, which you just keep tugging on and never actually made their move. All right, let's talk to Andre, who's 16. Andre?
40:07🔗
Caller
Oh yeah, about a year ago, I had sex in the river, but I did not come with my girlfriend, so I'm with her right now. I was wondering if I'm still a virgin or not, kind of important to her. She wants to, I see.
40:29🔗
Drew
Here's the deal, Andre. If you break the plane of the vagina, neither of you are virgins. Forget the exchange of fluids, the penis inserts in the vagina, even if it immediately runs away, you are no longer a virgin.
40:45🔗
Adam
This guy, even if it was a year ago. This guy is sort of a Bing Crosby meets Don Ho. Hey, Andre, you're still with the girl?
41:10🔗
No, this was like a one night stand at the river.
41:17🔗
Adam
That is albino trash. Let me explain the white trash progression. Ocean, it depends on how much time you spend. You spend a lot of time in a body water. You're sort of white trash.
41:34🔗
Adam
Yeah, but the lake, white trash, but the river, super albino trash. I mean, the river is that, I mean, going down to the river.
41:46🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
You know, I can take it one step further. In my town, it was the swamp.
41:51🔗
Oh, the bog.
41:58🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
It was actually where the pool, the town pool emptied into the woods and it became a swamp. Yeah. I still have buddies that are drinking.
42:11🔗
Adam
Yeah, it's too bad. Like your folks won't let you get loaded at the house. You gotta go to places and drink. You gotta go to reservoirs and stuff.
42:18🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I lived in Norwood, outside of about 15 minutes outside. In a town pool.
42:25🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
And I'm staying at the Roosevelt, by the way, if you didn't catch the beginning of the show.
42:34🔗
Caller
Well, first of all, I want to say, Drew and Adam, I've been listening to you since I was like 11. And Dicky, your voice is like vicious. I love it.
43:02🔗
Caller
Well, I kind of, over the years, I've kind of oscillated between the two of them, currently anoretic. I haven't had a period in about seven months.
43:24🔗
Caller
Well, on Friday when I weighed, I haven't weighed myself since Friday, but. I was about 117.
43:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's lanky. But since then, she's eaten a couple of peanuts that she found between the crack for car seats. So she may have packed on another few pounds. Are you throwing up every time you eat?
43:55🔗
Caller
Am I going to be able to have children later? Because I do plan on getting well at some point.
44:09🔗
Drew
Yeah, but just how about go to a 12-step meeting or an OA or community-based support of one type or another. If you're ready to get well, there's help out there. That's not your question. Let me just answer your question. You've not had a period in seven months? And that is a response. That's how your body responds to this tremendous weight loss. Amenorrhea is what that's called or oligomenorrhea. And that's very, very common in bulimics. And that usually restores itself. People do start cycling, having their periods again.
44:41🔗
Adam
Your body's saying we're not going to get pregnant. And what about the not getting rid of blood?
44:51🔗
Adam
Your body says, I got to hold on to this duke. But why do fat people get constipated? We'll talk off the air.
44:58🔗
Drew
Please. I don't want to confuse people. Go ahead. But in fact, though, Jennifer, bulimic anorectics are at risk for premature ovarian failure. So it's not necessarily the case that your ovaries will turn back on again. You may hit a menopause basically at some point. And every day that passes that your disease is active puts you at added risk.
45:32🔗
Adam
So let me ask you this. What's a normal day for you? You get up in the morning. What will you eat?
46:02🔗
Adam
No, no, I've done some research about this. Women on TV especially get this. Here's what it is. Some people have heads that look bigger than their body or look fuller than their body. And the only way to get their head to look right, like when it's on camera, is to starve their body. Their head will be the last thing to go.
46:23🔗
Adam
Like that what's-her-name on Facts of Life. No, Different Strokes. No, what's that Alan Thicke show where, whatever that. You know, there's a chick that had, she had it. And she's one of these chicks where she, when she was a normal weight, she looked at, what shows a good- Growing pains, growing pains. Who is this kid over here? Herman, Herman, three months, you know, throwing pains at me. Yeah, that's what it is. All right, she's gotta go to OA. Yeah, or she needs some help.
46:47🔗
Drew
You gotta get some help. She needs some treatment. There are 12 step meetings out there that, or specifically for people eating disorder, check it out.
46:53🔗
Adam
All right, well, I'll explain my theory about people, thin faces, getting fat asses in the next break. Dicky's here from the Bosstones, take a quick break, we'll be right back.
47:45🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Nicole Richie's in here tomorrow night from The Simple Life, and Dicky Barrett is in here tonight from, of course, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, and now the-
48:02🔗
Adam
The Jimmy Kimmel Live Show, where he's doing some announcing and doing a fine job. Also, the CD, it's a compilation CD that he's on, is called A Santa Cause, and it's for pediatric aides. It's out, and it's got Blink 182 and Newfound Glory, and something corporate on it, and a bunch of other bands that have all contributed. So, I predict this can be a collector's item one day.
48:48🔗
Adam
Right. Right. Oh yeah, yeah, because like podiatrics. Yeah. All right. You ready to rock here? Let's talk to David is 21. David.
48:59🔗
How's it going?
49:02🔗
Well, I have been seeing, I'm 21, I'm a virgin. I've been seeing life psychologists and been pretty depressed this past week and I lost my grandmother in January and Thanksgiving was usually the time we saw her. And basically the conversation in my last session went from talking about her and missing her to what else is being, what else, what are the reasons I'm feeling depressed? And one of them, one of the questions my doctor asked me was am I still interested in sex the same way as I have been the last six months? And he said, and I told him that not as much, but I usually I'm only around when I'm watching pornography or pornographic movies or videos. How often is that? And he said, well, I don't, I can't remember the last time that I haven't masturbated without having porn or anything like that around.
50:02🔗
Don't do much camping and I don't want to go to prison.
50:09🔗
I've never had a relationship, never kissed a girl, nothing.
50:22🔗
Adam
No, but his history is his closet where he keeps the porn. He can't do that, remember the day.
50:29🔗
There's no closet, Adam. It's all on digital form on my computer or on my TiVo.
50:40🔗
Drew
Well, David, are you spending all your time and money and that sort of thing with porn or is it just that you don't have relationships and that's more what we should be focusing on?
50:58🔗
I don't think I'm spending all my money on it, no. I mean, I have high-speed internet where most people.
51:02🔗
Drew
In other words, what I'm asking you is, you could stop doing that enough to go out and have a date and that sort of thing. It's not as though you couldn't stop.
51:20🔗
Adam
No, he's a nerd who's, and here's the other thing, too. Excuse me, but I got to go on a quick jag here, which is this is, you have this option.
51:31🔗
Adam
I mean, God knows where a young bashful Drew, although he's a man of exquisite passion, but even a young bashful Adam or a young bashful Dicky, if you had this magic box that was filled with every nude woman in the world doing all sorts of crazy things with a penis, it would have been easy just to retreat to that and then never leave, right?
51:57🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Eventually you'd wear the magazine out and you'd probably, you'd have to leave the house.
52:00🔗
Adam
Right, that's what we had, yeah. And they don't have, it's an unlimited stream and it's new, by the way. It's all, I mean, you know, you just hop on the internet and you find something that wasn't there yesterday. What about this, Drew? I've often thought this for myself. You give yourself a time limit. See, here's where the trouble.
52:26🔗
Adam
Here's where the trouble starts with almost everything, which is you get these ideas and next thing you know two minutes turns into two hours, turns into two days. If you just beat yourself off in the first five minutes, you're done, you're freed up. You can move on.
52:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, and ignore those horrible ideas where you're looking at a porn and you're like, who's that chick? She's had, I haven't seen her. What's her name? I'm going to go run her name through. I'm going to get up on Yahoo there. I'm going to see. Maybe she's got other stuff. Now just beat off. You start turning into a-
53:13🔗
Drew
That's the thing, part of what people are looking for when they do the porn thing is that sort of altered state, that sort of dream like, you know, they're just, it's like treasure hunt and this sort of thing.
53:22🔗
Adam
Right, and what happens is, I swear to Christ, I was watching a porn 10 minutes ago. No, I was, I was, I was a-
53:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, I don't know, could have been last year, could have been yesterday, but I was watching a porn and I was like, who is this chick? And then I thought, you know, if I fast forward to the front of the movie, I could get her name and if I got her name, I could go up onto the computer and then I thought, no, come on, Am, please, you're an adult, now just beat off-
53:51🔗
Adam
Just beat off in your gym sock and carry on with some dignity, yeah. Don't start going on a hunt. It's that you're not Mickey Spillane, Mickey Spoo-Line. You know what I'm saying? I'm convinced if the David's World just beat themselves off, once you get on the computer, then it's game on. You're there for a long time. What about that, David? What if you just set yourself a little time limit of like 10 minutes from the time you unzipped your pants to the time you moved on to a different topic?
54:22🔗
It'd be hard because I do exactly what you said. I do look for the chick and then I look for her name and then I look for her.
54:33🔗
Adam
I talked over it though, Anderson, you can't hear it. Look, here's the point. Give yourself 10 minutes.
54:45🔗
Drew
Well, it depends if you're an addict or not. If you're an addict, yeah, you've got to go...
55:07🔗
Caller
Well, I guess here's the question. You just tell me if it's sexual abuse. My buddy and I are best friends, neighbors. He would come over and hang out a lot. And my brother took us out in the backyard and he touched our penises together. And that's about it. Nothing else about that. My other brother, my oldest brother, did sexually abuse my other brothers, but never me. I'm the youngest of nine.
55:27🔗
Adam
Oh, nine. You gotta figure it's gonna be some sexual abuse there. Okay, listen, David, here's the deal. You're all up in your head. You're going to shrink. You're thinking too much. You start disciplining yourself. And if you can't discipline yourself, then you're addicted.
55:56🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
There's no crime. There's no one gonna judge. When it comes to porn.
55:59🔗
Drew
Yeah, but this guy may need the Eye of the Tiger in order to get him out of the house and he got to a relationship.
56:04🔗
Adam
That's possible too, yeah. You gotta have a little something to tank. Yeah, you gotta be a little bit hungry or you don't wanna eat. All right. And believe me, Drew's a man of passion. He knows what it's like to be hungry.
56:22🔗
Caller
Well, every time I go down on a man, I get really congested in the nose and I can't breathe and it makes a hard time to finish. And I was just wondering if there's some way that that can be connected to me going down on a man.
56:49🔗
Adam
And when you, that's why people, hold on, how does it work, by the way, when somebody says something and you then think it was your voice in your head saying it. It's like, do I tear? Do what? Do you tear? That was our question, remember? All right, you tear up. I like that, by the way.
57:10🔗
Drew
Yeah, well, the tearing goes right into your nose. Just, you know how when somebody cries, they get a stuffy nose? The reason that happens is because the tear ducts empty into the nose.
57:19🔗
Drew
Yeah, and so that's what's happening to your tear. If you can prevent from tearing, your nose won't fill up with fluid.
57:49🔗
Caller
No, it's been happening for probably about the last like six or seven guys I've ever done it to.
57:56🔗
Drew
Wipe your eyes. No, no, listen, just wipe your eyes, so it doesn't get down at the nose. That's all you have to do if you open your eyes.
58:17🔗
Adam
How about a fan on her face? All right, roll the car window down next time you're blowing the guy. Get a little air circulation in there. All right, baby doll, what can we do? Yeah, you're fine.
58:46🔗
Adam
No, I think maybe she, my theory is she maybe polished a guy off after anal. And that's what-
59:06🔗
Yeah.
59:09🔗
Caller
I have a question. A few months ago, I was dating this guy and he, really great guy, but he had never gotten a blow job where he actually finished. So me liking to give head, I said, okay, well, you know, let me try. Sure.
59:29🔗
Caller
Well, I'm pretty good at it, or so I've been told, but I'm giving him head and he, I don't know if it was because he never finished before from giving head or getting head, but I had this huge, huge load in my mouth. And normally depending on the guy, I usually swallow it. So I didn't want to swallow it because I mean, depending on the guy, like you wouldn't do it with like an Asian guy or a black guy, but like a white guy.
1:00:16🔗
Adam
You wanna go out and eat? You wanna go out for Thai food? What's that? I'm gonna go to the I'm gonna go to the I guess we'll go to my folks place for Thanksgiving. What? I can't understand you with all that goo in your mouth. All right. That's what it would sound like, Drew.
1:00:53🔗
Caller
I said, no, he gestures to the window and there's no way I would sit in. He gestures to the window.
1:01:14🔗
Adam
They held the Pepsi. And by the way, hold on. Whenever you gotta use the can to put back in, whether it's a tobacco spittle, you know, or it's a little vomit or a little spunk, it's always bad times. And believe me, that can always gets set down somewhere.
1:01:36🔗
Adam
All right, let's see. Dicky, blow it out the window. No, wait a minute. Use the sunroof.
1:01:48🔗
Caller
Okay, so I go to the bathroom and I spit it out after I turned the light on and I just happened to look in the sink and this was bright yellow, like almost like a shade of less than like, eight years ago.
1:02:02🔗
Caller
Yeah, and I called my friend on the phone because I was really scared. From the bathroom? Yeah, there's no way I was gonna swallow that and I got pretty like freaked out because I know what cum pretty much looks like and I've never seen that color before and so I never gave him head again. Well, we're not dating anymore and now I'm dating this guy and he wants me to go down on him and I have to tell him this.
1:02:35🔗
Caller
Now I'm kind of hesitant to go down on another guy because I don't know if this guy had something, one and two, like that just completely ruined it, giving a head to me.
1:02:44🔗
Adam
Well, listen, listen here. First off, what about the dozens of guys you successfully blew before you ran into the guy with the yellow fever? Do you know what I'm saying?
1:03:02🔗
Drew
Okay, here's the deal. The yellow, it's just him, and it basically means it's sort of old. Been in there for a while, but it's been cooking.
1:03:11🔗
Drew
And same with the size too. That's sort of a duration since last emission kind of thing.
1:03:22🔗
Drew
But this is a message. This is sort of a wake up to you that the semen is infectious. You could put a condom on the guys. They'll be fine. You can do that.
1:03:33🔗
Caller
Yeah, I don't want to punish him. And I really like him and we've been dating for a while. But I just, I mean, when I can say what colors are come before I give you a head, you know?
1:03:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, that'd be all. I could commit to white. We can move forward. You know what I mean?
1:03:50🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
And then the next one's going to be fresh. So that won't be yellow.
1:03:53🔗
Adam
Tell you what you do. You do like, you know, in the ballistics lab down at the police department, FBI, they get the gun, you know, they fire it into a barrel of water and they retrieve the slug. He's got a fire shot off into the sink.
1:04:07🔗
Adam
Here's the test. You lay out a sheet of white paper. He drops a load on it. If you can't find it, he's good.
1:04:17🔗
Adam
If it looks like someone busted an egg on it, then there's trouble. That's what I'm saying.
1:04:27🔗
Adam
Well, I say you got to check again, but Crystal. What you need to do is you need to, you know, you need to get back on that horse.
1:04:40🔗
Adam
The horse should have a condom. And look, don't get into it with the new guy about the other guy you're blowing with the big yellow load.
1:04:52🔗
Adam
And it's like, why didn't you blow it in the can? It was too much. It came as only 12 ounces. We had a 30, we had a two liter bottle that we probably could have used, right? He was using it for bong.
1:05:10🔗
Adam
I gave the guy anal. This is how he treats me. The nerve. I like how, I like the difference in guy's attitude pre-blown load and post-blown load. Like pre-blown is like, hey baby, what do you need? What are we gonna do? I think post is, use the window, use the mailbox, use my dad's slipper. Just get the hell out of, please, take it outside.
1:05:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, I like it, by the way, when you're disgusted after the load that it's still in someone's mouth. Oh, please, get rid of it. What is that doing there? Have some dignity.
1:06:14🔗
Adam
Hold on, just shut up for a second, Mark, will you? Bill Simmons is a dear, dear friend who's a writer for Jimmy Kimmel Live, who has a very popular, he writes for ESPN as a column online that everyone's into. I, however, don't like computers or reading, so I don't know of his work, but everyone tells me how fantastic he is.
1:06:40🔗
Adam
Oh, you were? Well, now that Dicky's part of the Jimmy Kimmel family, he's a dear, dear friend of Dicky's as well.
1:06:55🔗
Adam
Yeah, never heard of him. You know what I love about the Boston Faithful who are Red Sox fans? Already planning next season.
1:07:08🔗
Adam
He's never just never talking about 1923. Yeah, and let me let me just say this, Dicky. And I just hope you don't fall into this thing. But now I'm working with a lot of a holes from Boston and Jimmy show. And here's the thing. Could you imagine the let's let's just swap. Let's just have the equivalent. Let's just swap it. Let's just pretend I moved to Boston. I hooked up with a bunch of guys from Boston. They were writers were work on a show. And I never shut up about the Rams and the Dodgers. I just never stopped talking about the Dodgers. Everyone. If the Dodgers lost.
1:07:42🔗
Drew
Let's make it realistic. You were from San Francisco and talked about the Giants. It's important. I would accept it more.
1:07:49🔗
Adam
But here's the point. If San Francisco, if the Giants lost, people have to apologize to me and like, Hey buddy, hey, sorry about what went on. I never stopped holding court about it. I never stopped. And no one ever told me to, how long do you think it would take someone to tell me to shut the F off?
1:08:04🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Let me just say that you don't understand. You just don't understand. You don't know what it's like. You don't know.
1:08:12🔗
Adam
Here's all I'm saying about living in LA. What other town are you forced to deal with an ass full of everyone else's sports? You know what I mean? I got to sit there and I got to listen to guys living and dying with Pittsburgh teams, guys living and dying with Buffalo teams, especially Sox fans, a lot of Chicago guys. I got to sit in a room, a bunch of guys that are like different forms of depression or elation depending on how many. And I have thousands of hours over the last two years locked into Boston Red Sox baseball conversation.
1:08:44🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Here's a good example of what Boston is like. Lenny Clark was on the show last week and Wayne Gretzky was about to come out and Jimmy asked Lenny, you know, Lenny's from Boston, you know, who's the greatest hockey player that ever. No, Bobby Orr. I mean, you're about to meet Gretzky. And I'm standing over there and my head, all that's flashing is Bobby Orr, Bobby Orr. And he probably isn't, but if you're from Boston, he is. And he's gonna shake Gretzky's hand in about 30 seconds and he still says Bobby Orr. I mean, that's just the way we are.
1:09:15🔗
Adam
And now the computer's destroyed everything because it's all nothing but emails and fantasy teams and it's just Boston, there's Chicago, there's Buffalo.
1:09:25🔗
Adam
You want them to win, but you don't take that and dump it on everyone else's lap who isn't interested in it. That's okay. I'm just saying, how long would I last in Boston just talking about the Giants? Nonstop giant talk, wearing Giants jerseys in there, having people come up and apologize to me if they lost or congratulate me if they won. I mean, they would just kick the ass out of me and toss me out the fifth story, right?
1:09:51🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
If you did that, you wouldn't last long. But if you didn't do that, like all of my friends, you're honorary Boston guy. The fact that I know you, you're like a hero there.
1:10:06🔗
Adam
LA has no identity. So you see, here's what LA is. It's a blank at your sketch. So we can just come in and start doing our own thing. Like everyone just sets up shop here and says, hey, we're gonna start.
1:10:16🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Boston does it and I know it, but I just, you don't understand.
1:10:26🔗
Adam
If you're Eagles fan, you go to this bar. If you're Bears fan, you go to that bar. If you're Pat's fan, you go to that bar. What other city would have a, you know, 150 bars for other teams? God, I hate this place. All right. And then you got a choice between that. You got a choice between talking Boston or talking Buffalo football or people that don't speak English. You talk to people that don't speak a lick of English or you talk to guys fanatical about the Bills.
1:10:54🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Well, I guess, you know, there's no surprise. Movies. I'm not gonna see movies out here.
1:11:01🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I'm not gonna go to movies. If you see me at a party, don't try to ask me about movies.
1:11:05🔗
Adam
We're gonna take ourselves a little break. Dicky Barrett here from the Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Mighty, Mighty Bosstones. And of course, Jimmy Kimmel Live. And we'll be right back after this.
1:11:27🔗
Caller
Love Line is brought to you by Trojan, America's number one condom, the most trusted for over 80 years.
1:11:44🔗
I try and work it in like very rarely.
1:11:53🔗
Adam
Listen, I know, you know, you got Pop Squirrel and Old Man Drew over here, but it's such annoying. Now that's rock and roll there. It's a theme song. It's my theme, yeah. I don't even know who this is, but I know, I know we've had him, Jimmy World. I know we've had him on the show. Christmas. Dicky Barrett is here tonight from the Mighty, Mighty, Bosstones. He's a dear, dear, dear, dear, dear friend. And you can also find him on Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy Kimmel Live doing the announcing and doing a fine job, I might add. A Santa Cause is the name of the CD he's on, as well as Blink-182 and New Found Glory and Something Corporate and a bunch of other good bands. And that is out and the money goes to Pediatric Aids. So there you have it.
1:12:48🔗
Yeah, I'm the only one in my family who has not drinking or smoked. And it just seems like every once in a while, my friends or my family would want to drink and would want to have me drink with them when I do not want to. And it just goes over this over and over again, on the holidays and every time I go out.
1:13:14🔗
Drew
All right, so there's a couple of things. One is you have about a 50% risk of inheriting that gene.
1:13:23🔗
Drew
Interestingly though, the fact that you were so uninterested kind of suggests you don't have the gene, but you can never be sure. That's number one. Number two, it's against the law for you to drink.
1:13:43🔗
Adam
You go to, at family functions, your mom has like got a beer bong out, she's yelling chug.
1:13:51🔗
Adam
So your dad drank himself to death. Your mom's been sober for two years. Where's all the family pressure come for you to drink during functions?
1:13:58🔗
Caller
My uncles and aunts and my cousins, they got their cousins to drink when they were 13 and they've been trying to do it on me ever since.
1:14:07🔗
Drew
Interestingly, there's a bunch of literature that's just first drink by 15 increases your risk of alcoholism by about six fold. And what's strange.
1:14:27🔗
Drew
In the lab, same thing. Exactly, it's bizarre. Really? We don't know what that's all about.
1:14:38🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
At 13, I had trouble getting booze and rodents are coming over this.
1:14:51🔗
Adam
I know, but he has a distorted perception, I believe, of reality to some degree. Like everyone's trying to get me to drink. My cousin's trying to get me to drink. If it's like, yeah, your brother died or my dad died, who was your brother, whoever, of alcoholism, my mom's sober. You're pressuring him to drink? I mean, really? No, no, but listen.
1:15:17🔗
Adam
Here's the thing. You don't have to hang out with those people, if that's the way you feel.
1:15:22🔗
Caller
Yeah, but it's to the point where I don't have very many friends in the first place, but the ones that I do try to get me to drink and it's just like, you know, I don't really have it.
1:15:44🔗
Caller
And by the way, I've listened to you guys ever since I went to my boarding school, so you guys have pretty much been my real male role model.
1:15:55🔗
Caller
Thank you. At my boarding school, everyone listens to you, by the way, at the boarding school.
1:16:10🔗
Caller
And that's what they talk about all the time. You know, oh, did you hear Loveline? Oh, did you hear Loveline? Oh, yeah.
1:16:28🔗
Adam
Listen, that's bad news. You go to a boy's school. Hannah is the name of the school and there's no football team. You got to figure you're getting felt up at that school pretty good. You know what I mean?
1:16:40🔗
Adam
No, you know, it's funny, whenever I hear about these Hazings, they do these haze stories. They're like, they're at the football camp and then they're like, they interview the parents and they're like, first off, I always love it when the announcers, John Stossel's interviewing the distraught family or it's Barbara Walters or whoever it's Connie Chung. And they've never heard of anything. It's always funny. The mom's like, well, they did something called tea bagging. John Stossel's gotta be, what is this tea bagging? It's important, it's by the way, it's important for you not to know what a rim job is or tea bagging is or anything like, like if you're John Stossel and they go, what they did to him was called, oh yeah, I know tea bagging. Don't worry. I've frankly invented it. And sometimes it's crazy, like Barbara Walters never heard of like nipples and stuff. She'd be like, fondled your breasts. I don't, what is that fondle? What is that? They play stupid for journalists. Like, let's say, let's put it this way, you're a journalist, right?
1:17:47🔗
Adam
Okay, but let me, let's put it this way. You're a journalist. You're doing a story with a family whose kid was physically or sexually abused. Part of it was the teabagging. Don't you get the bio, the paper, read the stuff? Haven't you heard teabagging? If you don't know what teabagging is, two weeks before this, when the assignment comes to you, don't you say to someone at the office, hey Lou, don't show me, but what is teabagging? I got, it says it in the article. You get on the internet and look it up. You know, the mom says you have to act surprised. What is this teabagging?
1:18:29🔗
Adam
But I say, they say they don't know what it is. It makes them sound less lascivious. If you know what all this dirty stuff is, it makes you a creep.
1:18:38🔗
Adam
You've been there. Right, Stossel's done some bagging, is what that means. Give me a break, give me a bag. So, so it's like, but they always talk to the parents and the kid, poor kid sitting in between. It's always the same kid. There's a kind of bad skin, blockhead, that bad teenage haircut, bangs down, and the choker makes their head look even fatter in the one earring, you know? They look like-
1:19:01🔗
Adam
Right, right. They're just sitting there and they're like, so, so the kids held you down while one of them put his scrotum in your mouth. Oh dear Lord, that is shy. And I'm always laughing. I'm thinking, oh God, I wish I thought of that. Like, all we were doing is pissing on everybody. We forgot about the teabag. I wish I would have got to the teabag. Yeah, but they're always disgusted. And they don't have a context for it. It becomes a sexual assault, but it's not really a sexual assault. It's just abuse.
1:19:33🔗
Adam
See, that's the whole thing that I don't think they understand the newscasters and the parents and stuff. It's like, your kid was not sexually assaulted. He was assaulted with a scrotum sack, but it wasn't sexual. It was to humiliate. That's the whole thing.
1:19:54🔗
Adam
That's just good sound abuse there. And listen, hey, you wanna make the team? You wanna make the team.
1:20:01🔗
Adam
What is this tea bag? Tell me about the tea bag. What is the process? Now, the bag is steeped in one's mouth, yes.
1:20:17🔗
Adam
Fist, fist. What is fist? Rectally rape myself. What rectal? What is this? Anus. The anus. What is anus? A bunghole. No, don't know bunghole. He took a mop handle and forced it. Mop handle, what is a mop?
1:20:42🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Even while I use my imagination, I can't imagine what that bowling ball bagged.
1:20:47🔗
Adam
They want them to explain it too, that's the thing. They'd like them to, In front of the boy. Junior, lie down. Let daddy, let daddy demonstrate using a throw pillow.
1:21:05🔗
Yes.
1:21:09🔗
Caller
Well, I'm having like a problem. Well, it's been for a real while that my last testicle feels like, you know.
1:21:31🔗
Caller
It's like really tight, like the veins behind it, it's like really connecting, it's like really pulling on it, you know.
1:21:52🔗
Drew
And then radiate down your leg too? All right, you gotta get that checked out. Why didn't you have that checked out?
1:22:13🔗
Drew
All right, but it could be a torsion where the testicle twists on itself and cuts off its own blood supply and can be quite serious.
1:22:19🔗
Drew
So you need to see a urologist. They probably need to do an ultrasound. They'll put you on some anti-inflammatories initially and figure out what this is. But to get to see a urologist, all right?
1:22:36🔗
Adam
You got to shoehorn that bag into the mug. Yeah, that's tough. Shoehorn, what is a shoehorn? Now, I've heard of shoe. That's when you want to fly to go away.
1:22:47🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
If you give me a second, let me just put my own mind to it. Nope, nope, I still can't imagine.
1:22:53🔗
Adam
We're going to talk to Peter as a question for Dicky. We got to take a break, but no, let's get to Peter. Peter? Peter?
1:23:13🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
That's an interesting question. Dancing guy? These terms you use. Ben has been with us for many years since the band started. Right. Originally, the very first show we ever played, we went from Joe's Garage to the Rat Night Club, and they said that everybody had to be over 21 or performing in the band. He couldn't be a roadie. We had him figure he'll be the roadie, you know, when you start the band, you're going to be the roadie. Right.
1:23:46🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Ben's a buddy. We couldn't imagine him not being there because he was at all the practices and drank the beer with us. Right.
1:23:58🔗
Adam
And now you're going to play. And now you're going to play the Ratt Club. And you can't get Ben in.
1:24:05🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
And they're saying, so now the whole group's not going to be there like all of us.
1:24:15🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Right. Right. So I said, Ben, you know, when the music starts, get up there, I don't care what you do. And you know, that's what he came up with.
1:24:27🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I've seen the Boston's many times and said this many times. It is great to see Ben dancing on stage. He's going back and forth. He's got his scoffing on. He's always wearing a nice suit. And it's just something great and novel about it. And the good part is, is he's not that good a dancer, but he's not bad. He's just not good enough to be distracting. Yeah.
1:24:53🔗
Adam
He has a couple of good moves. He's going back and forth on stage and it's, it really adds to it.
1:24:59🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
You know what? He's the sweetest guy on earth. He's never, I've never heard him say an unkind word about anybody.
1:25:15🔗
Adam
Pee? Where does that? What is this? Is that like pee bag? We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back. Loveline. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. Dr. Drew, Dick Barrett in here tonight. Dear, dear friend, Dicky Barrett from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. You can also find Dicky, by the way, not only singing with the Bosstones, but also on this new album. It's called A Santa Cause, and it's a punk rock Christmas CD, and it's got a lot of cool bands on it. Bosstones, they forementioned Bosstones, Blink 182, Newfound Glory, Something Corporate, and a bunch of other bands. And all the money goes to Pediatric Aids. So there's your cause.
1:26:24🔗
Adam
Drew and I usually, well, I'll tell you what. Usually, Drew and I speak via the cell phone on the ride home. But you know-
1:26:33🔗
Adam
I'll drop Dicky off. And then the party will start when I get to talk to Drew on the cell phone.
1:26:39🔗
The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
I promise, you know, when I nail down this job and if I plan on living here, I'll get a car, I'll get a vehicle, yeah.
1:26:49🔗
Adam
No, I like vehicles, yeah. I want to talk to this guy, Victoria, it's a chick. Yeah. Victoria. You're 19, what's up?
1:27:13🔗
Adam
Has death fetish, gets off looking at pictures of dead women. That seems like a good call. So now you want to talk to menstrual cramps.
1:27:25🔗
Adam
Look, here's Drew. Listen, kids, here's what you get with Drew. Carolyn, she's 16, she's calling from San Francisco. Menstrual cramps are extremely painful, period. Worse than normal, period.
1:27:43🔗
Adam
Boyfriend, let's see, boyfriend was bisexual, claims it was a phase and he's over it. All right, that's better. I don't want to talk about menstrual cramps.
1:27:53🔗
Adam
Well, hold on. Let me yell at Victoria for a second. Victoria. Listen, screwball, you cannot use the F word or the S word. Do you understand me?
1:28:06🔗
Adam
All right, wait a minute. Listen, Victoria, we're going to hang up on you in just one second if you don't start playing ball, okay?
1:28:52🔗
Caller
Can I just clear something up real quick? Yes. I don't mean like mangled, mutilated kind of bodies. I mean just, when someone looks like they're sleeping and at peace and like they have no say in the matter but they don't look, you know, terrible or anything.
1:29:12🔗
Drew
You're fat. Yeah, I've heard of this place. I've heard of this before too, where people need them. In order to feel sexual, they have to be with somebody who's actually not there. Who's dead.
1:29:23🔗
Adam
I play possum while you blow me. Hold on, I don't understand why the possum would need to watch Sports Center. Don't argue with my possum. Just start blowing. I do death my way, you do it your way. I like to eat and watch ESPN.
1:29:47🔗
Caller
I'm gonna learn if I just get serious with Dr. Drew for a second because I'm really the one.
1:29:51🔗
Drew
Yeah, it is, instead of, it suggests that you've been highly, highly traumatized and that you're sort of connecting with a part of yourself that's very highly disconnected and dissociated.
1:30:01🔗
Caller
I don't remember anything bad ever happening to me, but my memories before the age of 12 are very shady, so maybe something horrible happened.
1:30:08🔗
Drew
All right, so an explicit memory before the age of 12, having none is a very unusual. And not only could there be things that you could perhaps get your hands on or begin to recall explicitly, God knows this is evidence that there is implicit memory left behind, that the brain function has been altered by the things that were happening to you.
1:30:28🔗
Drew
Well, you know, if she's, it's therapy, therapy, therapy, if she was interested, if she can find somebody that can cooperate with this and she can have a close relationship in spite of it, that's one thing. But if she's having lots of symptoms, that's time to get checked out.
1:30:42🔗
Adam
True, I just had this wacky thought. You got a couple minutes and I'm tired of talking to people. Now listen, you have all these memories and once in a while, things pop in your head and they hit hard. I mean, you're nine years old and they become clear. Like you go, I could see the kind of kid I was or I could see myself thinking about this already or I could see the way my parents were when I was this age or that age. And it's important.
1:31:19🔗
Adam
Here's what I'm saying. Do you think we will come to a time and are we working on this time where is all this stuff in our consciousness somewhere, in our brain?
1:31:38🔗
Drew
No, more of it is left implicitly in terms of how the brain functions and that's what we're beginning to come to terms with is how to interpret the implicit remnants of experience.
1:31:48🔗
Adam
But what I'm saying is, is if you really start focusing on a period of your life, an age of your life, the friends you had, the activities you did, the guys that were on your baseball team or your football team or your schoolmates or something, you can start bringing up vivid images.
1:32:03🔗
Adam
Is there going to be a time, do you think, that we'll be able to sort of manufacture or tap into that, unleash it, go back? Do you know what I'm saying? Other than with, let's just say, yeah, being hypnotized. I'm talking about a couple electrodes planted on your head, you closing your eyes, getting a sleep deprivation tank before you know you're playing a little league game that you played 28 years ago. You see what I'm saying?
1:32:59🔗
Adam
Let's take ourselves a little break. Dicky here from the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and Jimmy Kimmel Live. And we'll be right back. Well, that's the show. Hey, tomorrow night, Nicole Richie, daughter of Lionel Richie, is going to be, isn't it going to be sad when our listeners don't know who Lionel Richie is?
1:34:02🔗
Adam
I want to thank dear, dear, dear friend, Dicky Barrett for coming in tonight. Santa Claus is the name of the CD, the Bosstones and many other cool bands are on. And also you can go to www.bosstones.com if you want to find out anything about the band. See Dicky doing the announcing on Jimmy Kimmel Live. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo. I can't understand you with all that goo in your mouth.
1:34:36🔗
Caller
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