Sunday, October 26, 2003

1:17🔗 Adam Phone number. Isn't it good we don't do a real radio show? Because we did, we'd have to be embarrassed and apologize when there's f-ups and things like that. Well, someone would be.

1:27🔗 Drew Somebody would be, yes.

1:28🔗 Adam We might be.

1:29🔗 Yellowcard I would fire you.

1:29🔗 Adam You would fire us? Yellowcard is here tonight. Let me just, we'll just officially start the show.

1:36🔗 Drew Are we on the air?

1:37🔗 Adam I think we may be on the air.

1:38🔗 Drew The power is actually going on and off out here. I think that's what screwed everything up.

1:40🔗 Adam Oh, it is?

1:41🔗 Drew Well, I was sitting on the park and I were out there and the street whole block went dark.

1:45🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:46🔗 Drew Big, huge generator fires up behind the station.

1:48🔗 Adam Oh, don't excite me. Yeah. Really?

1:50🔗 Drew Yeah, we can get black smoke.

1:51🔗 Adam Don't even pretend like we can leave. I get excited. Every day, every everything is school to me. If it's if there's an earthquake, if there's snow, if there's something and we don't fire, I would be stoked if I was a kid and there's these fires right now. Yellowcard is in studio tonight. We got Ryan, Alex and Ben here. Ocean Avenue is the name of the CD and let's see. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, 1-800-L-O-V-E-191. Hi guys. I just got to share my tech guy and my headphones are working. Are they working? There should be something to turn down there.

2:31🔗 Yellowcard Volume knob. I want to hear.

2:33🔗 Adam We call them cans in the business, by the way.

2:36🔗 Yellowcard Dude, get with it.

2:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

2:37🔗 Yellowcard Turn up your cans.

2:39🔗 Adam Headphones. Did you hear that one, Drew? Ha ha. That is lame, man. These guys are, you know, it's funny. These guys from Jacksonville, Florida. We have a I'll tell these guys about the game we play at the writers meeting every day. To Jimmy Kimmel Live, Germany, which is shut up, which is called Germany or Florida. And somebody comes in and says they taught their schnauzer to do the Heil Hitler and everybody at the table has to think, is this out of Florida or is this in Germany? And we're about seventy five, eighty percent. But it could be it could be a game that sweeps the nation, Florida or Germany. And that's just whatever story about guys, you know, having sex with the corpse of their wife eight years after she was killed in a riding mower accident or something. Bill, I put it all on Florida. Yeah, no, no. Yeah, really, there should be a board game called Florida or Germany. And don't ask me how Germany turned into the Florida of Europe. I mean, I don't know what what's going on over there in Germany. They seem pretty buttoned up over there.

3:48🔗 Yellowcard Why Florida? Why Florida?

3:50🔗 I don't know why.

3:51🔗 Adam We ask ourselves why Florida.

3:52🔗 Yellowcard It's shaped like a penis.

3:54🔗 There's always a tie in.

3:57🔗 Adam There's something that attracts the the free spirits, all euphemistically, call them to Florida. But I don't know what it is.

4:04🔗 Drew A weird place.

4:05🔗 Adam You know, what's weird is Florida is just a good, weird place with weird people. And thus, there's weird things that come out of it. Germany's a really buttoned down place that has weird things come out of it, probably because it's buttoned down. But there's different reasons why weird things come out of Germany and Florida.

4:22🔗 Drew But again, strangely, the same kinds of things come out of both places, though. Yeah, that's why it's a different means to the end.

4:28🔗 Adam That's a tough it's a tough game, Drew. I'm going to bring a big we're keeping a we're keeping a whole sheet of them. We'll bring them in one night and I'll read them up. So you guys are out on tour with Less Than Jake, who's been in here many times. How are you doing with those guys?

4:42🔗 Yellowcard They're pretty good friends of ours. Yeah, they're kind of like godfathers, if you know what I mean. So they're they're a bit older than really us youngins.

4:51🔗 Adam I didn't know. I thought like a silver chair was older than less than Jake. I didn't know there's anybody older than or younger than Less Than Jake. You know what I'm saying?

5:01🔗 Drew Yeah, I thought they were like 24.

5:03🔗 Yellowcard You're wrong.

5:03🔗 Adam How old are you guys?

5:04🔗 Yellowcard We're like 24, 25.

5:06🔗 Drew And those guys are like we've known them since they were 24, 25.

5:09🔗 Adam Maybe that's what it is. Also, Yellowcard is going to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live. They aforementioned Jimmy Kimmel Live November 21st. So, you know, I'm predicting I'm going out on a limb, Drew. I say by November 21st, it's going to be down into the lower 90s. I think it's going to dip down into the 90s by the end of November out here. It's going to dip, dip into the lower 90s.

5:32🔗 Drew I mean, literally, it's funny that we have been complaining about the heat for a week. The southern state of California, the southern half just combusted, just caught on fire. Yeah, so hot. So what's up with the fire? How it's been 100 degrees for 10 days. Ridiculous.

5:48🔗 Adam Yeah, but I mean, and then on the heels of the summer where it's been 100 degrees and it's been real dry, dry, and there's all this fuel built up from a wet winter.

5:57🔗 Yellowcard Today we were driving down the 101 through Camarillo and the fires are actually on like the freeway side of the mountain. It's not like, oh, I see the smoke in the distance. It's like, oh, there's a house on fire. Great.

6:09🔗 Adam It's we're due for good earthquake, too.

6:11🔗 Yellowcard Yes.

6:11🔗 Adam You know, you know what I get the feeling? I'm picturing like the terrorists sitting in some Al-Qaeda cell somewhere saying, oh, we have attacked New York. Next, we attack California. And then they go, oh, they got the governor, they got Schwarzenegger in there. There's earthquakes. They got the problems with the illegals. It's been 100 degrees. It's on fire. They've had enough. Those people have suffered enough. Now, let's focus on Florida. Mom, they wouldn't. There's nothing ever. Nothing bad's going to happen in Florida. There's too many. There's too many deadbeat dads over there. And besides, this is where the this is where the terrorists is where they take their flight school. This is this is home base. Florida's home base. They're not going to mess with.

6:59🔗 Yellowcard They want to take out skyscrapers, not trailer parks.

7:02🔗 Adam Right. And I really I think they might not mess with Los Angeles either because they're not going to get that many white people. And they're looking for white people. I mean, let's face it, they don't want to blow up some cabbage truck filled with illegals. They want whitey. You know what I'm saying? They're not going to find them here.

7:19🔗 Drew Whitey is the minority here.

7:21🔗 Yeah. Yeah.

7:22🔗 Adam Go go to go to Iowa or something. You want to blow it. You want to get whitey? You head to the middle of the country, folks.

7:28🔗 Yellowcard All right.

7:28🔗 Adam Let's.

7:30🔗 Yellowcard How does how does the Mexican in the group feel about what they're talking about right now?

7:33🔗 Adam That's a compliment.

7:34🔗 Yellowcard I back it.

7:35🔗 Adam It's a compliment. Now, but here's what I'm saying. They want to see images of like blonde haired, round eyed, lily white kids crying. That's what they want.

7:47🔗 Drew They want the guy with the skinny dark tie and the white button down shirt.

7:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Who are you talking about?

7:52🔗 Drew Me.

7:53🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Those are Mormons. Yeah. They're they're they want whitey and they're not going to find them in Los Angeles.

7:59🔗 Yellowcard All right. They should go to Utah.

8:01🔗 Adam Go to Utah. There you go. You guys hear that? Richard? You're 16.

8:08🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on, guys?

8:10🔗 Adam What's up?

8:11🔗 So my question, I guess, is a little more for Drew, but Adam just want to let you know I like I live by you. You're a great man.

8:17🔗 Adam Oh, thank you.

8:18🔗 Caller All right.

8:19🔗 So I'm 16. I've been going out with the same girl for 13 months. And it's kind of aggravating because I can't make her come through sex only through oral sex.

8:28🔗 Drew Which is normal, which would be in fact ahead of the game at 16.

8:31🔗 Yellowcard How old is she? Because I'm 24 and I still haven't pulled that off yet. Yeah.

8:34🔗 Well, I don't know. Well, she's 15, but she's about to turn 16.

8:38🔗 Drew Oh, that makes a lot of difference.

8:39🔗 Dude.

8:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I mean, you're ahead of the game.

8:43🔗 It takes like 30 minutes, though, like I'm down there a long time.

8:47🔗 Adam It feels like 30. It's probably only about a minute, 15 seconds. Amen.

8:52🔗 You know, but it's just it's so it's not like nothing with me.

8:56🔗 Drew It's just the way that that is the way she's wired at that age.

8:58🔗 Really?

8:59🔗 Drew Yes. And if you ever wondered if a male female is different, just think, just ponder that for a few minutes. How you're wondering with how you're wired with the with the trigger.

9:09🔗 Adam Right. Wait a minute. How old how old is she? Oh, wrong color. OK. All right. What's up? You done?

9:17🔗 Well, that and I'm with you on the heat problem. California is terrible.

9:21🔗 Drew You're up in San Francisco.

9:23🔗 You know, it was like it was like 90 degrees here today.

9:26🔗 Adam No way.

9:27🔗 I'm not in San Francisco. I'm in the Bay Area. I'm down in like the just like down in the Menlo Park, Atherton, Palo Alto area.

9:35🔗 Adam It can warm up a little there, but still, it's not what it is here.

9:38🔗 Yellowcard We're playing in Palo Alto tomorrow. You should come in.

9:41🔗 You and Les and Jake, right?

9:43🔗 Yellowcard Negative. No, just us.

9:45🔗 Oh, just you guys. Where are you playing?

9:47🔗 Yellowcard I don't know.

9:48🔗 Adam You don't know.

9:49🔗 Well, I'll look you guys up.

9:50🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

9:50🔗 Adam Go on the website. Yeah.

9:53🔗 Thanks a lot, Drew.

9:54🔗 Adam All right. Jesus, I was 16. It didn't sound squirrely at all. Well, it's a guy's log some time downstairs. You know what I mean?

10:03🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, that's a that's I mean, I don't know whether to say that that's like awesome, like way to go, dude, or like your parents should be checking up on you more.

10:11🔗 Adam But I think it's like when a 16, like 16 year old guy who's never been down there before is he on his way down.

10:18🔗 Drew He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:19🔗 Adam And then he comes down and he's like, yeah, that was righteous. You come up a man, you go down a boy, you come up a man. That's what that is.

10:28🔗 Yellowcard In the same minute and 50 seconds.

10:30🔗 Adam That's right.

10:31🔗 Yellowcard You transform.

10:33🔗 Adam Guys don't get enough credit for staying down there.

10:35🔗 Drew For hanging in?

10:36🔗 Adam For hanging in. It can take a woman a while sometimes. It'll take a woman 15, 20, 25 minutes. And hanging out down there for a long period of time. That ain't easy. That's a hostile environment. It is. Because I'll tell you, I'll tell you, women constantly complain about giving oral sex to the guy, but they're not sort of, they don't have the head wedge between the thighs. You know, building up heat. You're breathing your own carbon dioxide. You know, it's tough down there.

11:04🔗 Yellowcard Maybe after like a whole night of dancing and drinking in a bar.

11:08🔗 Adam No, no.

11:09🔗 Yellowcard Well, it's true.

11:10🔗 Adam It's true. That's true. That's right.

11:12🔗 Yellowcard Face the truth.

11:13🔗 Adam That's right. The ghosts of many men have been there before you. You have to contend with them. It's difficult. Janessa. Hi. You're 15. Oh, no, you're 25.

11:24🔗 Yellowcard What's up?

11:24🔗 Yeah, I'm 25. I'm calling because like I have trouble like when I'm going out with a guy, when I'm starting to date someone. I don't know. Like, I have trouble knowing whether they're actually into me or if they're just kind of interested in hooking up with me and kind of like when to decide that, you know, that maybe is something more than just being attracted to my body, basically.

11:53🔗 Yellowcard Are you hot?

11:56🔗 I'm cute.

11:58🔗 Drew That's a little bit too long.

12:00🔗 Adam Are you hot or not?

12:02🔗 Yellowcard What are you?

12:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:03🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

12:04🔗 Drew Yeah, you're hot. You're so big.

12:05🔗 Yellowcard Just give it.

12:06🔗 Adam Just tell us.

12:06🔗 Yellowcard Are you hot?

12:08🔗 Adam She's hot? Oh, you mean you're super hot.

12:09🔗 Yellowcard Let's just be honest here.

12:11🔗 Adam No, no.

12:11🔗 You don't know. No, I'm like I'm I think I'm better than average looking and I have a lot of other things going for me.

12:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, keep them to yourself.

12:22🔗 Yellowcard Are you like dealing with a lot of guys who are like dating you and then bailing on you right after they hook up with you? Is that the problem?

12:28🔗 That's happened.

12:31🔗 Drew But that that's some of the boys.

12:32🔗 Yellowcard Boys will be boys.

12:33🔗 Drew Right. Some of that's normal. Exactly. Do you think it's the kind of guys you're selecting to be with?

12:38🔗 I kind of feel like maybe it is, but I also feel like I've gone out with so many different guys at this point that, you know, it's like, well.

12:47🔗 Adam All right. But they're all winners, right? Everyone's a loser. You need some losers.

12:51🔗 They're winners on paper. They seem like it.

12:52🔗 Adam I know. They know it.

12:54🔗 Yellowcard Point being, date a loser like me.

12:57🔗 Adam You got to date someone who's a little bit hungry.

12:59🔗 Yellowcard Yeah. Date like a little geeky kid who plays guitar and hides behind a rock band because you're a geek.

13:04🔗 Adam Date a geek. Yeah. But not even in a band. If you're going to challenge yourself.

13:08🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

13:09🔗 But he's in a chess club. One of those guys. Yeah.

13:12🔗 Yellowcard Try one of those.

13:13🔗 Chess club.

13:14🔗 Drew What are you doing now?

13:16🔗 Like, so where would you recommend that I meet someone like that?

13:19🔗 Drew What are you doing now? What is it you're, how do you support yourself?

13:22🔗 I teach high school.

13:23🔗 Drew Teach high school.

13:24🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

13:25🔗 Drew And when you said you have a lot of things to offer, what were you referring to?

13:28🔗 Not like in terms of my intelligence, in terms of my athletics. Like I'm, you know, I'm very athletic. I keep myself in shape. I travel all over the world. Like I don't know, like I have a lot more to offer than my body.

13:41🔗 Drew And where have you been meeting these guys that just want you for the body?

13:46🔗 Just different places.

13:49🔗 I don't, you know, like.

13:50🔗 Yellowcard Where are you from? Where do you live?

13:51🔗 I live in Sacramento.

13:53🔗 Drew Do your friends ever set you up?

13:54🔗 Yellowcard There's a lot of college boys in Sacramento.

13:56🔗 Drew Do your friends ever set you up?

13:59🔗 They, not really.

14:01🔗 Adam All right, I'm bored. She's hot. Big deal. Yeah, but she's 25. She's going through some growing pains.

14:08🔗 Yellowcard You know, it's convenient. We're playing Sacramento in a couple of days.

14:12🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal.

14:12🔗 Caller I think she's trying to settle down. And that's just too early.

14:15🔗 Drew Yeah, I think she needs to meet people that other people know. Let them know. People that they're sort of a pedigree on. Referred by somebody, recommended by somebody. New to them, a nice guy, definitely a nice guy. Not a guy that's just, every single guy she meets is just going to want to sleep with her. Every single one. Yeah. But some of them are also going to have sort of other interests in a relationship and whatnot. And the only way she's going to really reliably know that is if somebody tells her, because the guy is not going to tell her. The guy, you can't believe the guy, can you? No. No matter what.

14:40🔗 Yellowcard Absolutely not.

14:41🔗 Every single guy is going to look for the sex.

14:42🔗 Drew Right.

14:43🔗 Caller Well, here's a false truth. How many ugly girls have you gone up to and hit on and said, boy, you want to go out and get some coffee? I really like to meet you.

14:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:50🔗 Caller None.

14:51🔗 Adam That's right. Except for Drew, because he's a passionate man. He's a man of exquisite passion. Uh-oh. We've got a Germany or Florida, we should explain this Sunday night, Germany or Florida.

15:04🔗 Drew People should call in with the stories and we'll pick.

15:06🔗 Adam Natalie?

15:07🔗 Yeah.

15:07🔗 Adam Do you have a Germany or Florida for us? All right.

15:12🔗 Drew Don't tell us which, let us predict.

15:14🔗 Can we predict?

15:14🔗 First let me say I love you guys, Adam. You're hilarious.

15:17🔗 Adam Great. Now Germany or Florida?

15:20🔗 All right. This guy went on the Internet to find a volunteer to be cannibalized.

15:27🔗 Drew Ooh.

15:27🔗 He claims he found a volunteer. They met and first the guy took some painkillers on purpose. They cut off his penis and ate it together. Then the cannibal.

15:43🔗 Drew Think Florida.

15:43🔗 Yellowcard Think Rammstein. Think Rammstein.

15:45🔗 Adam Rammstein, yeah. I got to go Germany on this one. It's too technically oriented for Florida. Florida, guy's loaded. He can't walk. He can't watch the computer.

15:57🔗 Drew Too much planning involved. Too much planning.

15:58🔗 Adam Too much planning. Too involved. Florida just strangle a hooker, try and get back to his trailer and eat her.

16:03🔗 Drew Yeah, the whole, the craziness, the diabolical, over the top sociopathic craziness.

16:09🔗 Adam I think we're going with Germany. Yeah. Germany.

16:12🔗 Yellowcard General consensus.

16:13🔗 Drew And? Germany.

16:16🔗 Adam Germany. Thank you. See, you can tell. And as wildly, randomly effed up as these stories sound, they'll start to take shape. And this just felt to all of us like Germany, right?

16:29🔗 Drew The foil penis.

16:32🔗 Adam And hold on. Let me just say this. Other people call in with Germany or Florida. It's pretty easy game. And every effed up story is either from Germany or Florida, so it's easy.

16:41🔗 Drew Now on sauteed penis goes Germany.

16:43🔗 Adam That's Germany.

16:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:45🔗 Adam Well, it involved, like, painkillers and Internet and things like that and cooking. It does to to involve for Florida. Yeah. What's up, Natalie?

16:53🔗 For the you know how you charge people to have you come out for a weekend? You accept payments?

16:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, like an installment?

17:00🔗 Yeah.

17:01🔗 Adam Yeah. It's pretty high interest rate, though. It's better just to come up the cash. But I have a 90 day same as cash policy that I'll be running coming up soon. Should I figure out how much it's going to cost for me to come out to see you?

17:14🔗 Drew Why don't you put on some gift cards with that?

17:15🔗 Adam I should do that for the Christmas. Yeah. You're calling from Anaheim? Yeah. Oh, that's cheap. It doesn't involve flight or a hotel or, you know, transportation.

17:25🔗 Drew I hear the smoke's pretty heavy out there today, though.

17:27🔗 Adam All right. So now we're up to $1600 because of the smoke. What do you look like?

17:33🔗 I'm got dark blonde hair, green eyes.

17:37🔗 Adam Dark blonde. That's brown, right?

17:39🔗 Caller Bleach, bleach, black hair.

17:41🔗 Adam Green eyes?

17:42🔗 Yeah.

17:43🔗 Adam That's good. And how much you weigh?

17:45🔗 Well, OK.

17:46🔗 Currently, I weigh 180.

17:47🔗 Adam Hold on. Well, you said well.

17:48🔗 Drew Currently.

17:49🔗 Adam You said, well, OK. And currently, I'm going to add $500 just for the currently and the hiccup there.

17:54🔗 I just lost 30 pounds and I'm still losing.

17:57🔗 Adam So what are you at?

17:59🔗 I'm at 180 now.

18:00🔗 Adam 180.

18:02🔗 I don't look 180 though.

18:04🔗 Adam You look about 185, 190?

18:06🔗 No, no, no. I'm 180.

18:08🔗 Adam OK. 180. I know. But you said you don't look 180.

18:12🔗 No, I don't.

18:13🔗 Adam And I'm sick.

18:14🔗 So I'm not like all.

18:16🔗 Adam Hold on. I've got to crunch some numbers here. We worked 1500. The smoke got us to 16. Then the 180. We're 2500 now. And that's on the higher end of the in the neighborhood rate, the local rate. What else you got going for yourself, Natalie? Virgin. I'm going to go ahead and take $750 off of this price for the Hymen. It's an incentive. It's an incentive as much as a cleanly. It's an incentive to the girls as much as it is a hygiene issue.

18:51🔗 Drew Incentivizes their staying a virgin. Gives them something to look forward to. The Corolla.

18:56🔗 Adam We're at 1750 now, Natalie, do you live at home?

19:00🔗 Yeah.

19:02🔗 Caller Well, my grandparents, they go to bed early, Adam.

19:06🔗 Adam That's interesting. That's interesting.

19:08🔗 They go to Vegas every couple of weeks anyway.

19:11🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's the smell of the mothballs and seeing the knitted toaster cozy, you know, it says I love my granddaughter while I'm having the erection and I've walked into the kitchen. I'm looking for beer. I don't know. I'm going to. I'm going to. That's going to bump us back up to two thousand dollars, Natalie. All right.

19:28🔗 Drew You have your.

19:29🔗 They actually have mothballs in the closet.

19:30🔗 Drew They do.

19:31🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry. We're at twenty two hundred now. Do you have your own transportation?

19:43🔗 Drew Twenty.

19:43🔗 Adam Twenty five. We're back up there. We were twenty five. Then the Virgin thing brought us down to seventeen fifty and then the grandparents and the mothballs and the no ride bumped us back. We're back up at twenty five again. Anything a band like to ask? Any questions that Drew would like to ask?

20:02🔗 Drew She could offer her an opportunity to lower the price if she can give you anything that you cook, Natalie.

20:09🔗 Do I what?

20:09🔗 Adam Do you cook?

20:10🔗 Yeah.

20:11🔗 Drew Oh, you do.

20:12🔗 Adam All right. I'm not a hundred off for that. How about van detailing? Do you do that?

20:17🔗 Drew What do you do for a living?

20:20🔗 Oh, I do traffic school. I work in our office so we do customer and you know what? I was going to tell you also, your your caller reenactments are so funny. We do it at work all the time.

20:31🔗 Adam I'm going to drop. I'm going to drop a hundred bucks just for the compliment. And can you get me some of those traffic school completion slips?

20:39🔗 Right off.

20:40🔗 Adam If you can get me something inside, I can drop another hundred. I probably work. I got to talk to my guys. We can crunch some numbers, probably get about 200 off there for you. You're looking in the 200. You're looking in the 2000 to 2200 range. Of course, it's minus gas and meals and things like that. There's a state tax. Per diem. Yeah, per diem. Good times. Yeah. I forgot. I forgot we played that. That's good. That's where I feel what my worth is. All right. Good to meet you guys. Oh, well, are we going to hear a song? Too late?

21:10🔗 Drew Next break.

21:11🔗 Adam All right. I know we got a question for the band.

21:14🔗 Drew We can take a band question and then go to the song next break.

21:17🔗 Adam Let's do that. Chris?

21:19🔗 Yeah, I'm here.

21:20🔗 Adam You got a question for Yellowcard?

21:22🔗 Drew I'm at next break.

21:24🔗 Adam Well, too late now.

21:27🔗 Yeah, we do.

21:27🔗 Drew Come on.

21:28🔗 Adam Really? We can't go. Well, that'll lead us into the song.

21:31🔗 Drew That's my point.

21:32🔗 Adam Yeah, but they're going to like a different song than the song we're going to play.

21:36🔗 Drew No. How do you? Whatever you want, guys.

21:38🔗 Adam See, I'll tell you the...

21:39🔗 Caller That's my question is what their favorite song is.

21:42🔗 Adam Okay. I'll tell you what. I'll tell the band during the break what song their favorite song is. Okay, and then we're going to work some radio...

21:49🔗 Drew A radio magic.

21:50🔗 Adam It's magic, yeah. That song will be Way Away.

21:53🔗 Drew That will be their favorite song?

21:54🔗 Adam That will be their favorite song.

21:55🔗 Drew How do you know that, Carnac?

21:57🔗 Adam Because that's the song we're going to play.

21:58🔗 Yellowcard Oh. All right?

21:59🔗 Adam So when we come back, we'll get the...

22:01🔗 Drew Are these things on? Oh, yeah.

22:03🔗 Adam All right. We'll work that out when we come back. Yellowcard here, and we'll be right back after this.

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22:29🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Ryan, Alex and Ben all here from Yellowcard, name of the CD, Ocean Avenue. I'm going to hear something off it in just a couple of few. I wouldn't mind playing Florida or Germany tonight.

22:44🔗 Drew We're playing it.

22:45🔗 Adam I'm just telling you folks out there that are listening.

22:48🔗 Drew Oh, so that last call we had was perfect.

22:51🔗 Adam Yeah, it was great. Find a crazy story that happened in either Florida or Germany, call in and we'll guess.

22:58🔗 Drew It's easier. All you have to do is look for the crazy story and it will have occurred in either Florida or Germany.

23:03🔗 Adam Oh yeah, no.

23:03🔗 Drew We'll try to pick which.

23:04🔗 Adam Absolutely. All right. Let's, oh yeah, question for the band. Here we go.

23:11🔗 Caller Drew and Adam. First time, long time listener, first time caller.

23:15🔗 A little bit nervous.

23:16🔗 Caller I had a couple of questions. First one is for Yellowcard. What's their favorite song off Ocean Avenue?

23:24🔗 I like them all.

23:25🔗 Yellowcard That's a hell of a question, man. Why would we write a song that we didn't like?

23:29🔗 Adam It's a good point.

23:31🔗 Yellowcard You know?

23:31🔗 I mean, that's what I always say in interviews and stuff like that. Ryan, I mean, being this prevalent songwriter, what do you say to this one?

23:40🔗 Yellowcard I think lyrically, my favorite song is the last track, Back Home, is my favorite song lyrically, I think.

23:48🔗 That's a good song.

23:49🔗 Yellowcard Thanks, man.

23:50🔗 Drew But overall, it's Way Away, isn't it?

23:52🔗 Adam I mean, I think if they're...

23:54🔗 Yellowcard The industry standard answer is Way Away.

23:57🔗 Adam Yeah. If you had to make a... I mean, if you had to cast a vote, it would definitely be Way Away.

24:01🔗 Yellowcard I think Musically Only One is definitely a big song for all of us. We kind of wrote that one in the studio. It was kind of something we created all together at the last minute. It was just... I don't know. It was not like a song we wrote together during the pre-production of the record. We just kind of brainstormed and made up all this cool stuff and made the song. So we really like Only One as a band, I think.

24:24🔗 Adam I mean, well, no.

24:26🔗 Yellowcard But of course, Way Away is definitely our favorite.

24:28🔗 Adam You got your lyrics, you got your melody, you got your riffs, but it's a combined score. Pulls it all together. It's a song that pulls it all together. And I got to believe that's Way Away.

24:37🔗 Yellowcard All right. Well, then it's Way Away, man.

24:39🔗 Drew Message-wise. It just so happens.

24:41🔗 Yellowcard Well, I will say I'll say that Way Away is sort of the theme song of Yellowcard and like what our band sort of stands for.

24:47🔗 Caller At least our songs have meanings.

24:48🔗 Yellowcard Yeah. Sort of what our band stands for and like what we've done with ourselves and what we hope that other people will get out of, you know, out of our music is sort of Way Away. That's definitely the...

24:58🔗 Adam Well, now that you guys have insisted that Way Away is your favorite song ever, not just that Yellowcard has done, we have it queued up, we'll give it a little listen. This is from Ocean Avenue, Way Away.

28:08🔗 Stay away from here, I'll be-

28:32🔗 Adam Bands in here tonight, Ocean Avenue is the name of the CD. We'll play something else off it in the 11 o'clock hour. And now, well, should we make this mention here, Drew, that Alex Ferrell won our 28 Days Later competition or giveaway prize?

28:53🔗 Drew After all your mouthing off about how you're going to select yourself, they required somebody not associated with Loveline to pull the names.

28:59🔗 Adam Yeah. Next time, next time I decide to go for this inside jobs, I'm not going to blab about it on the radio so much.

29:05🔗 Drew Yeah, not repeatedly anyway. Yeah, not so much. Yeah. And so Alex's name was pulled. He's from Oklahoma. I can't name, I can't pronounce the name of the city he's from.

29:12🔗 Yeah.

29:12🔗 Drew And he's going to go for 28 Days or his buddies.

29:15🔗 Mm-hmm.

29:16🔗 Drew 28 Days, the Hard Rock Hotel Casino, Las Vegas.

29:18🔗 Yeah.

29:19🔗 Adam Well, good times. And congratulations.

29:21🔗 Yellowcard Oh, can we have that?

29:23🔗 Adam Well, you could have if you'd entered the competition.

29:26🔗 Drew Well, you could call this kid, call Alex and he might set you up for something.

29:29🔗 Adam Yeah, he may not use all 28 days.

29:31🔗 Drew He may require you to, you know, do a little private concert.

29:35🔗 Adam Do a little blood test. Alex, Christine.

29:38🔗 Yeah.

29:38🔗 Adam You're 17.

29:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:40🔗 Adam What's up?

29:42🔗 I got a question for all you guys. Is it weird that I'm 17 and I'm still a virgin?

29:49🔗 Adam No, not at all.

29:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:51🔗 Drew In fact, if you look at sort of measures of who is and who isn't, most people are at 17.

29:57🔗 Adam Most people are still virgins. On the planet?

29:59🔗 Drew I don't think on the planet. The United States are still.

30:03🔗 Adam You've got to screw that up.

30:04🔗 Drew Yeah. But most are still virgins.

30:05🔗 Adam And then Florida and Germany screwed up pretty good too, right?

30:07🔗 Drew Most believe 18 is about the right age to lose it. Even if they lost it before or after, they still believe 18 is about the right age to lose it.

30:14🔗 Adam But do you think most women in the United States, more than 50 percent, virgin at 17?

30:20🔗 Drew I think it's about 60 percent.

30:21🔗 Adam At 17, really? Yeah, you're right. Do you have to deduct though 10 or 15 percent for people just lying? I mean, going the more attractive route.

30:32🔗 Drew It's just blind questionnaires.

30:33🔗 Adam I know. But people, even just to themselves. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. I lie to myself all the time.

30:40🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

30:41🔗 Yeah, because that's what everybody at my school are saying and stuff.

30:47🔗 Drew No, it's BS. Listen, there's this whole theory going around that people believe the social norm is different than it actually is. So they've got measure. What is the actual norm? The norm turns out to be different than people's perception. People's perception is everyone's having sex, but the norm turns out to not be that. Not to say that it's a vast minority, a tiny minority.

31:06🔗 Yellowcard But I'm going to go ahead and agree with the fact that everybody's not.

31:10🔗 Drew We got a living proof of that.

31:12🔗 Adam It also depends on-

31:13🔗 Drew You had to find a joint-a-band.

31:14🔗 Yeah.

31:14🔗 Yellowcard And you're still not.

31:16🔗 Drew Still not. Still a virgin.

31:17🔗 Adam Depends on-

31:18🔗 Oh, no, no, no.

31:19🔗 Yellowcard That's not what I meant. That's not what I meant.

31:21🔗 Drew Hold up.

31:22🔗 Adam It depends on where you go to school too.

31:25🔗 Drew Yes, absolutely.

31:26🔗 Yellowcard It changes over the years too.

31:28🔗 I go to like, not to be mean, but like a bunch of white trash people go to my school.

31:36🔗 Adam Yeah. White trash. I'm trying to think of the cultures that get laid the earliest. The Mexicans do, but that's usually within the family.

31:47🔗 Yellowcard Parentally influenced.

31:48🔗 Adam I'm not going to count. That's a cultural thing. We can't judge.

31:51🔗 We can't judge.

31:52🔗 Adam Culture.

31:52🔗 We can't judge.

31:53🔗 Adam We can't judge. Culture is all the same.

31:55🔗 Drew All beautiful.

31:56🔗 Adam I'd say white trash is definitely pretty down there. There's a little commingling with the family as well, but it's more cousins whereas the Latinos more. It's actually their dad that gets them. Whereas the white trash, it's second cousins, people like that. You never have barbecues.

32:13🔗 Yellowcard Family reunions, bad news.

32:16🔗 Adam Bad news. That's right. You're easy picking. You go to white trash school and there's going to be a lot of people that are getting laid at a young age over there.

32:31🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

32:31🔗 Speaking of my school, Yellowcard is coming to my school tomorrow.

32:37🔗 Way. Why are there all these tie ins with all these call ins today?

32:41🔗 You better holler out for my name, please.

32:43🔗 Yellowcard What's your name again?

32:44🔗 Drew Virgin Christine.

32:45🔗 Yellowcard Christine.

32:46🔗 Drew Christine the Virgin.

32:47🔗 Yellowcard Girl, you hold on. Hold on to the power of the V.

32:53🔗 Adam Good times.

32:56🔗 Yellowcard That was the wrong context to use that saying, dude.

32:59🔗 Adam Robert.

32:59🔗 Drew Or not.

33:00🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

33:02🔗 Adam Robert.

33:02🔗 Yellowcard No.

33:03🔗 Drew It works. Yeah, it works, actually.

33:05🔗 Adam You're 15?

33:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:07🔗 Adam You get a rash on your penis?

33:11🔗 Caller How long have you been holding? What do you mean? How long have you been holding?

33:15🔗 Adam On hold.

33:16🔗 Yellowcard On hold.

33:16🔗 Caller Since about, let's see, like, 1030. I mean, 930.

33:23🔗 Adam Yeah. It's been on hold for 57 minutes.

33:25🔗 Yellowcard Let's go.

33:29🔗 Adam Robert, you got to turn your radio down.

33:30🔗 Caller Uh-huh. Here's my roommate at the group home. He's trying to listen to his song.

33:35🔗 Drew At the group home?

33:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:37🔗 Adam Now, group home, that's where you and your band live?

33:40🔗 Caller No, that's where I live.

33:43🔗 Drew What's the deal, Robert?

33:45🔗 Adam What's wrong? What happened with the group home?

33:47🔗 Caller What went wrong? Well, about when I was, let's see, like, 99, my mom was, like, a really bad alcoholic and stuff, and her boyfriend, he was just one of the times I always beat up on her, and one night I kind of caught him doing some wrong stuff when she was knocked out, and I just snapped, so I got in trouble. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

34:08🔗 Drew He knocked her out? She was blacked out from the alcohol. And what was he doing to her?

34:13🔗 Caller He was, like, he had her tied down, taped down, he was, like, just finger-ringing her and stuff, so I just, like, snapped and went crazy.

34:21🔗 Drew What did you do to the guy?

34:22🔗 Adam Well, hold on, first off, it's finger blast.

34:25🔗 Drew In this case, mm-hmm.

34:27🔗 Adam We're not trying to replace finger bang with finger blast. I find it more palatable. All right, so what did you do, Robert?

34:35🔗 Caller That night?

34:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

34:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

34:36🔗 Caller I just, like, I started hitting him as much as I could and everything, and then some people across the street called the cops because they saw, did the living room window because my mom broke it like a day before with a brick because he tried to kick us out. So they called the cops and everything and they came. And then I asked to go to social services and my mom stopped drinking.

34:55🔗 Drew But you were like 12?

34:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:57🔗 Drew And you were able to beat this guy up?

34:58🔗 Caller No.

35:00🔗 Adam But he's able to try. Well, that's kind of noble of you.

35:03🔗 Yellowcard He's a bastard either way.

35:05🔗 Adam So where's your mom now?

35:07🔗 Caller My mom lives in Parley.

35:11🔗 Adam Parley.

35:12🔗 Caller Parley.

35:13🔗 Adam Parley.

35:14🔗 Caller Where's the? Yeah.

35:17🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah. They got, there's a Circle K out there, right?

35:21🔗 Caller I don't really know. I don't really go into town that hard.

35:24🔗 Drew Robert, what's the question?

35:25🔗 Adam And she's not still with Johnny Fingerblast, is she?

35:29🔗 Caller No.

35:30🔗 Adam Good.

35:30🔗 Caller All right.

35:31🔗 Adam Now, so you got, you got put in the group home because your mom's a mess though, not because you attacked this guy.

35:37🔗 Caller Not because I, yeah, pretty much.

35:39🔗 Drew A little bit of both.

35:40🔗 Adam A little bit of both.

35:41🔗 Caller Yeah. All right. After that, I started getting in trouble with like drugs and everything, so.

35:44🔗 Drew There we go.

35:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you have any brothers or sisters?

35:48🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a sister, I have two sisters and a brother, but I only see one of my sisters. I don't see my other ones.

35:55🔗 Drew Why?

35:56🔗 Caller Let's see.

35:57🔗 Adam Oh, God knows. Listen, when I'm in charge, I'm going to follow your sisters around and make sure. I will stabilize and sterilize until they get married.

36:09🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

36:10🔗 Adam Because they're going to crank out a bunch of kids with a troublemaker, is what I believe.

36:14🔗 Drew Has that happened yet with them?

36:16🔗 Caller No, my sister that I talked to, she's two years old, and the other ones are 11. They're twins. The other two, they live somewhere up in Nevada.

36:23🔗 Adam Give them a few months. All right. Who are they living with?

36:27🔗 Caller Their mom, because they're my half brother and sister, the ones that live in Nevada. And then my other sister, she lives in half room with my grandma because my dad's in prison right now.

36:41🔗 Adam Hey, Robert.

36:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:43🔗 Adam You can still have a decent life, you know?

36:46🔗 Caller I know you better get out of here in February.

36:49🔗 Drew You got a program going? You got a sponsor?

36:51🔗 Caller Yeah. I got, actually, I got my own cell phone because my mom has her own company and I snuck it in here.

36:57🔗 Drew No, no. I don't mean you. He stole his cell phone. Like, are you sponsored by Verizon? I mean, are you, do you have a sponsor in the program, Recovery 12 Step?

37:08🔗 Caller Oh, no. I've been drug free since January.

37:11🔗 Drew I understand that. But you work in a program? Do you have a 12 step program?

37:13🔗 Caller Yeah. There's a program here. We go to this drug group called Panacea.

37:17🔗 Drew You've got to get a sponsor. You've got to.

37:19🔗 Caller My mom has a sponsor for alcohol, I think. But I don't have a sponsor.

37:22🔗 Drew You need a sponsor, too. You've got to get your own sponsor. It's going to help you stay sober. It's going to help you move forward, too.

37:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:27🔗 Adam And your mom's sober now. She started her own company.

37:30🔗 Caller Yeah. She's been sober since, like, ever since that day.

37:34🔗 Adam Well, that's good for her. All right, Rob. So you're going to get out and you're going to move in with her?

37:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:40🔗 Adam And then you're going to start working with her?

37:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:44🔗 Adam What kind of business is it?

37:45🔗 Caller Um, she she has like the thing where she it's like it's just weird little like gadget things like they have swords and a whole bunch of different things just like it's like a gift book and stuff like that.

37:58🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:59🔗 Caller All right. She's tired.

38:02🔗 Drew She goes door to it's a pyramid thing.

38:03🔗 Adam How do you stay away from the Noon Chucks and the Throwing Stars?

38:07🔗 Caller And so, Rob, what was your question OK, last Saturday, I had sex with one girl because I got to go home and I used a condor and everything. We went from for like two hours and then even though I didn't organize anything when we finished because like we had to leave and I just ended up at the end with some like quarter size like lump things. They're like they're like red and it's like kind of swollen and kind of hurt where on my penis.

38:36🔗 Drew Lumps on your penis.

38:38🔗 Adam Quarter size lumps.

38:40🔗 Caller Yeah and now they're like just peeling.

38:42🔗 Adam They're peeling.

38:43🔗 Caller Ooh. Uh-oh.

38:48🔗 Adam Robert, we just heard a smoke detector go.

38:50🔗 Caller Oh yeah. That's a little it goes off like every 15, 20 seconds.

38:55🔗 Drew How do we miss it all this time? You just walk in a different room?

38:58🔗 Caller Oh no. I've been in the same room.

39:00🔗 Drew How do we miss it? We never missed that.

39:01🔗 Caller No.

39:02🔗 Drew And by the way, it's been 15 seconds.

39:04🔗 Adam No, no. They don't go off 15, 20. They go 30, 35.

39:08🔗 Drew It should be coming up. The band looks like groupers right now.

39:11🔗 Adam Hold on. Don't move, Robert. Let's see if we can catch the chirp again.

39:14🔗 Drew The sound went out.

39:18🔗 Adam No, it didn't.

39:19🔗 Drew There it is.

39:21🔗 Adam Now hold on. I got to pace that. I got to pace it.

39:25🔗 Caller I did not catch that.

39:26🔗 Adam Every night.

39:28🔗 Drew But 54.

39:29🔗 Yellowcard Can we get back to the peeling?

39:30🔗 Drew No, no, no.

39:31🔗 Adam We got to pace the detector.

39:33🔗 Drew In between. Let me address the peeling thing. I'm not so convinced of that. That's more of a diffuse reaction. I'm worried that you traumatized it from two hours of sex, which is sort of excessive. Hold on, hold on.

39:50🔗 It's like a rug burn.

39:51🔗 Adam Sherp's coming.

39:54🔗 Drew It's exactly 30 seconds.

39:58🔗 Adam No, no, it's not exactly 30. It's like 35. I'm huge in group.

40:10🔗 Drew It's not herpes. Once it goes away, it's very hard to make a diagnosis of things like herpes. It could possibly be herpes. Remember, I've always said that herpes shouldn't be a blood test. I read an article that was suggesting exactly that. Unless you're sure that's what you're looking at, you can use the blood test as confirmation.

40:22🔗 Caller Did you say he had sex last night?

40:24🔗 Drew It was just last night. It's a little quick.

40:27🔗 Adam We got to take ourselves a little bit of a break. Yellowcard is here tonight. Well, we ended up with a smoke detector call last night and we got one already in the first hour this night.

40:39🔗 Drew Good.

40:39🔗 Adam All right. And again, we're playing Florida or Germany. Everyone's got a kooky story out of Florida and or Germany. Call us up. We'll guess. We'll be right back after this. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Yellowcard in studio tonight, Ocean Avenue. Name of the CD. Drew wants me to read something. If I read it though, and I say you told me to read it, it sort of takes away from it, right? Little bit.

41:17🔗 Drew I figure either way you're going to take away from it.

41:19🔗 Adam It's too late for that.

41:19🔗 Drew But it's fine.

41:20🔗 Adam Drew's very much into his book, which I hear is a fantastic piece of literature. It's called Cracked and he got a review.

41:27🔗 Drew I got a bunch of reviews online and they were driving me crazy at first. And our listeners sort of came to my rescue. And I pulled a couple of them up and I pulled one off tonight that I was.

41:37🔗 Adam Katie Motlock from Indiana.

41:40🔗 Drew I thought it was illustrative of how our callers come to our rescue.

41:43🔗 Yellowcard Online reviews are a bitch.

41:45🔗 Drew They are. What are you going to do? They're brutal.

41:47🔗 Adam This says Pinsky's book was excellent. That's you, right, Drew?

41:52🔗 Yellowcard Right.

41:53🔗 Adam It was a personal book about what Drew does off Love Lines. I listen to Love Lines every night and Adam Carolla always says, Drew has no personality and I believed him. She listens every night and believed you have no personality, Drew. She worked for it.

42:11🔗 Drew Well, the proof is in the pudding.

42:13🔗 Adam Until I read Cracked and it's a very personal book that lets you see inside the doctor behind the treatment. Yeah, it's an important book and if you read it, you find out Drew has some personality.

42:26🔗 Drew That's what I liked about that review.

42:29🔗 Adam I never said you didn't have any personality. I said, we have people that call the show have multiple personalities, eight, nine, ten personalities, whereas Drew has like half a personality. But I never said zero.

42:40🔗 Drew Right, you didn't say zero.

42:41🔗 Adam I find it selfish that people have eight or nine personalities, personalities and Drew has to limp along with half.

42:48🔗 Yellowcard They can't share.

42:49🔗 Adam Yeah, they got to bogart all the personalities. How about just cutting Drew off a little slice?

42:53🔗 Drew All of us with part personalities.

42:56🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew doesn't even need one of your personalities. Just give him like five-eighths of one of your personalities or quarter. It adds up. People hogging all the personalities. Karen?

43:08🔗 Hello?

43:09🔗 Adam You're 18?

43:10🔗 Caller Yes. Hi, Karen. I love your show. Thank you. I have a question about a comment that I think Adam made earlier. I think you said white guys and Mexicans are sexually active at a really young age.

43:29🔗 Drew Yeah, they're sexually active or have children, do you say?

43:31🔗 Adam Well, either way, they get started early.

43:35🔗 Caller Okay, sir. Then I just wanted to ask you, why do you think it seems as though Asians are hardly ever in this category? It seems a bit odd being in their own country, they're like overpopulated or whatnot.

43:48🔗 Yellowcard We have an Asian in our band. I know exactly what you're talking about.

43:51🔗 Adam How many kids does he have?

43:52🔗 Caller I'm not trying to be racist in any way.

43:54🔗 Drew No, you're just curious.

43:56🔗 Adam Okay, there's a good question. Whereas if you take the Latino man, his actions or her actions don't change too much once they cross the border. The culture is the culture that's consistent. I understand that. What about the Asians? The Asians, they're cranking out all the kids. I mean, there's all that, China has two and a half billion people in it or two billion people or whatever the hell it is. Then they come over here and they won't crank out any kids.

44:24🔗 Drew Well, they're only allowed to have one in China. They have population control.

44:27🔗 Adam One and a half.

44:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:29🔗 Adam One and a half.

44:29🔗 Drew One, three, four, eight, six, seven, eight.

44:30🔗 Adam Personality. Okay, but why the overpopulation over there and not over here?

44:37🔗 Drew Well, I wonder if it's that certain sections of each of these ethnic regions end up in our country.

44:43🔗 Adam Well, that's what I'm saying. Here's the deal. Here's what I think. I think the Asian cultures come here to forge a better life for themselves.

44:53🔗 Drew So it's a certain part of the population.

44:55🔗 Adam Yeah, you get that part that says, no, you don't have a kid at 16. You go to high school, then you go to college, then you get married. Then you have a kid. That's how you become successful. That is the same element that picks up and moves out of out of the thing. But OK, the Latino population wants a job. It's not so much like our kid's going to go to Harvard. It's like I'm working in a factory making coat hangers for 50 cents a day. This sucks. I want to get over here and get to work. So it's a different they're looking for a different slice of the pie. I like the Mexicans because they aim low. They just want a gig. Where's the Asians? Oh, they want the world. I wouldn't like they must play the harp, the piano and go to Harvard and get on the Dean's List. Mexicans like I want to buy a sixer. I want my own ride. You see what I'm saying?

45:44🔗 Yellowcard They're both sort of adopting their own versions of the American dream.

45:47🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. And God bless it. I know it sounds like a beat up on the Mexicano guys, but I love them. These are my these are my people, by the way. All right. Should we take a break here, Drew?

45:59🔗 Drew Yes, we need to.

46:00🔗 Adam All right. Yellowcard here. We'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

46:05🔗 Alright guys, here's the deal. Looking to hook up?

46:07🔗 Call the Dateline. Sick of wasting time with the wrong person? Call the Dateline.

46:11🔗 One call is all you need to make.

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46:17🔗 You know what I'm saying, I'm dead!

46:20🔗 Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

46:49🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Ryan Alex and Ben are all here from Yellowcard, Ocean Avenue. Name of the CD. We'll hear something off of that in this hour. Let's see. We have a Florida or Germany.

47:06🔗 Bring it on.

47:08🔗 Yellowcard Let's go.

47:09🔗 Adam Summer? You're 26?

47:11🔗 Caller I'm here in Florida.

47:13🔗 Adam All right. You know how the game is played? Florida or Germany. Give us the situation.

47:18🔗 Caller A man is found dead in his home of an apparent suicide. He bled to death. The reason he bled to death was that he cut off his penis and his testicles. When he was found, sorry, there's an ambulance. When he was found, he had a testicle in each of his pockets and his penis was in his mouth.

47:38🔗 Drew In his mouth?

47:40🔗 Caller Florida.

47:41🔗 Drew Florida.

47:41🔗 Adam Feels like Florida.

47:42🔗 Caller Florida.

47:43🔗 Adam Feels like Florida.

47:43🔗 Caller Feels like Florida.

47:45🔗 Drew What city?

47:46🔗 Adam Destin.

47:47🔗 Drew Where is that?

47:48🔗 Yellowcard About an hour. It's on the Gulf side south.

47:53🔗 Drew You guys would be amazed.

47:55🔗 Yellowcard Not far from where we are.

47:56🔗 Drew You guys would be amazed how often people pull off or cut off their genitalia.

48:01🔗 Yellowcard Honestly?

48:01🔗 Drew Yeah. That's insane. It is insane people that do it.

48:04🔗 Caller Because to us, that's absolutely crazy.

48:06🔗 Drew It is absolutely insane when people do it.

48:07🔗 Caller But to us normal people, you know, that doesn't-

48:10🔗 Drew Yeah, you guys are not big into it.

48:11🔗 Yellowcard But at least we're two for two tonight, Florida, Germany.

48:14🔗 Adam And we got the Germany last time, right? And Florida this time.

48:18🔗 Yellowcard No, and we're good. Germany last time had to do with the penis also.

48:21🔗 Drew They cooked and ate it.

48:22🔗 Adam Yeah, right.

48:23🔗 Yellowcard But I'm just saying, like, we definitely-

48:25🔗 Drew We had to medicate the guy beforehand.

48:26🔗 Yellowcard The five of us together.

48:27🔗 Drew It's a ritualistic, you know, Germany.

48:29🔗 Yellowcard If we were on Jeopardy and Florida or Germany was a category, we would be killing that.

48:32🔗 Adam When we're on Celebrity Florida or Germany, we will clean up.

48:37🔗 Drew I see.

48:38🔗 Adam Yeah, it's going to be great. All right. Let's keep on keeping on and I'll take penis for a thousand and we'll talk. We'll take more Florida or Germany calls as the night wears on. Danielle.

48:52🔗 Yes.

48:52🔗 Adam You're 22.

48:53🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

48:54🔗 Adam What's up?

48:56🔗 Caller I noticed tonight when I was checking out my piercing to see just how it was going, that my nipple was leaking some kind of fluid.

49:05🔗 Drew How old is the piercing?

49:07🔗 Caller It's about a year and a half. And I took the other one out about a week ago because it was just... How?

49:15🔗 Drew You told me.

49:16🔗 Adam How come? Why? Okay, whatever. We're moving forward. You took the other one out. This one's leaking. You don't know what it's leaking.

49:27🔗 Caller I squeezed it and it spurted out some fluid and I don't know what it could be.

49:31🔗 Adam No, I'm guessing transmission, maybe power steering or brake fluid. I'd have to take a look at it. Go ahead and put some kitty litter down in the bed. In the bed, that'll soak it up at night and then we'll get one of those pans.

49:44🔗 It's not leaking.

49:45🔗 Caller Only when I squeeze it.

49:47🔗 Adam Only when you squeeze it.

49:48🔗 Drew Are the nipples irritated?

49:49🔗 Caller No, this one's fine.

49:51🔗 Drew Are you taking any medication?

49:53🔗 Caller No, I haven't taken anything a long time. I have an aspirin.

49:57🔗 Adam Why did you take the other one out?

50:00🔗 Caller Because it kept trying to go underneath the skin and I didn't want a big scar, so I took it out.

50:06🔗 Drew And is there any chance you're pregnant?

50:09🔗 Caller No, I've been on the depot shop for about a year and a half and I haven't had sex in about six months. I know I'm just pregnant.

50:18🔗 Adam What's up? You've got two nipple piercings and you're not getting laid. What's up?

50:21🔗 Caller I know. What is up with that?

50:26🔗 Adam What's going on? What do you do for a living?

50:28🔗 Caller I'm a waitress.

50:31🔗 Adam Can people see the nipple piercings through your bra? Doesn't show?

50:35🔗 Caller Not at all.

50:36🔗 Adam Why wouldn't they?

50:37🔗 Caller What's the point?

50:39🔗 Adam If a chick gets hard nipples, you could see it through a bra or through a shirt or whatever. Wouldn't we be able to see the pierced nipples? Maybe if you're looking for it.

50:46🔗 Caller If you're looking for it. They don't just like push out of my shirt or anything.

50:51🔗 Drew All right, Danielle. So one of the things it could be is milk, right?

50:54🔗 Caller That's what I was thinking.

50:55🔗 Drew Yeah. And that's something that needs to be evaluated. I think a thyroid problem, a duotary tumor is that sort of thing can cause that. That's a beauty thing, dude. So it's something to look into. And just nipple irritation can cause it in some people, individuals. So it may not be that for you.

51:06🔗 Caller That's what I thought, but it doesn't smell and it doesn't taste like anything.

51:10🔗 Drew Well, milk doesn't.

51:11🔗 Caller It's not a different color.

51:12🔗 Drew Human milk is pretty clear.

51:13🔗 Adam It is?

51:14🔗 Caller All right.

51:19🔗 Drew Get it checked out. Because really the concern is that it's infected material and some sort of what's called serous or exudated fluid that is in response to infection. Is that squirted out? It'll form little cavities that can squirt out, you know, saromas. It's good times.

51:33🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't like the nipple piercing on a chick. It's just there's no way to really improve on that that area. You know what I mean?

51:42🔗 Yellowcard You're right. But they say it improves the area. It doesn't?

51:49🔗 Adam But that's still.

51:49🔗 Yellowcard I'm just saying.

51:50🔗 Adam But it improves it for them. You see what I'm saying? What's in it for me?

51:55🔗 Yellowcard You're not a very sensitive guy.

51:57🔗 Adam No. My nipples are though, ironically. I like a little nipple play. Drew hates that. But I have sensitive nipples. I'm masculine. I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say that, Drew.

52:09🔗 Drew Why is that so disgusting?

52:11🔗 Adam I like a little nipple play.

52:12🔗 Drew Yes, I hear that.

52:13🔗 Adam I like you to flick it a little bit, Drew.

52:16🔗 Drew With my tongue?

52:17🔗 Adam Yeah, your tongue. No, you know, you know, you.

52:19🔗 Drew Where's that vomit sound?

52:20🔗 Adam You know, you flick the syringe to get it going.

52:24🔗 Drew I'm good at that, too.

52:25🔗 Adam You good? Yeah. Do that on my nipple.

52:26🔗 Drew Anderson, please. You know, David has become a main character in that Bonnie Hunt show.

52:35🔗 Adam David Alan Grier. Yeah, I enjoyed that show. I put him on the map by getting him to vomit on Crank Anchor.

52:40🔗 Drew It's one of the first things he did on that show, by the way. Very powerful. The Bonnie Hunt show.

52:44🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

52:44🔗 Adam David Alan Grier is a great fake vomiter.

52:46🔗 Yellowcard What happened to him living color? Wasn't he on that show?

52:50🔗 Adam I don't think he did the fake vomit on that show.

52:52🔗 Drew No, he invented it up here.

52:54🔗 Adam Sarah? You're 18?

52:56🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

52:57🔗 Adam Do you have a question for the band?

52:59🔗 Yeah, actually.

53:00🔗 Caller Sorry if I can't hear all that well because I was at both of the shows yesterday.

53:03🔗 I just wanted to ask how you guys felt about being on the radio after all these years of playing together, like finally on the radio?

53:16🔗 Yellowcard It's pretty special. I don't know.

53:19🔗 Caller It's cool to make the transition from just being a band.

53:21🔗 Do you think your fans from One For The Kids, because I know I've been listening to you guys for so long and I'm really happy for your success, but now that, I don't want to say teeny boppers, but kind of, they're into music because they're like, at the shows even yesterday, they're like, oh, you're so hot. They're posers.

53:40🔗 Yellowcard What's your name again?

53:41🔗 Sarah.

53:42🔗 Yellowcard Sarah, all I can say to you is we're trying to make a living being musicians and everything that's happened has been a decision that we've made as a band and a place that we want to go as far as being on the radio or signing our major label record deal. As long as you still like our music, which I hope that you do, then don't worry about all the kids, the teeny boppers, whoever. They're going to be there. They're going to listen to the radio and they're going to say, oh, someone thinks that's cool, so I have to go to the show. But the day we start making crappy music, then don't like us anymore. But please don't think any less of us because we're getting on the radio or we're getting more popular because we're still going to make music for you and for our fans.

54:25🔗 I really appreciate that.

54:27🔗 Yellowcard That's what we do. Don't think that just because some little girls are there saying, oh, you're so cute and I heard you on the radio, that makes us different people. We're still the same band that we were when we made one for the kids. We're just trying to make a living. We can't go back to school. We can't try and make another career for ourselves, so we kind of have to take this as far as we can. But, you know.

54:50🔗 Adam All right. She's heard enough. She's 18.

54:52🔗 Yellowcard This is a statement I have to make. Because this is like the, are you selling out question.

54:58🔗 Drew You're sounding defensive.

54:59🔗 Adam Yeah, you sound defensive.

54:59🔗 Caller It is.

55:00🔗 Yellowcard It's a defensive question.

55:01🔗 Caller I don't want to upset you or anything.

55:04🔗 Drew No, no.

55:04🔗 Yellowcard I just don't want you to think that we're doing anything wrong.

55:08🔗 Caller All right.

55:09🔗 Adam Who cares? Don't hate them because they're beautiful, I think. That's the message. We get this all the time. Bands go from playing a lot of local shows and then all of a sudden they're moving some product and they're getting on the radio and then everyone who was listening to them when they were 15 or now 19, they got a call and they got to pose the sellout thing and the bands always get freaked out. Listen, everybody, any band, if you think back and look at all the bands that influenced you, whatever CDs you have at home, whoever you liked growing up, they all came out in the CD at a certain point, did they not?

55:46🔗 Drew You wouldn't have known about them otherwise.

55:47🔗 Right, right.

55:48🔗 Adam You can be good and come out in the CD, oftentimes better than those who don't get to move CDs. So that's fine.

55:54🔗 Drew More than anybody, it was Dickie from the Boston. He used to worry about that.

55:57🔗 Adam Oh, I got to call him, he called me, there he is.

56:04🔗 Yellowcard Let's sorry if I went too long.

56:07🔗 Adam No, that's cool.

56:07🔗 Drew No, we're defending.

56:08🔗 Yellowcard You don't need to defend yourself. That was our first on air sellout. Give us a break, guys.

56:16🔗 Drew Try to advise you.

56:18🔗 Yellowcard Dickie, shut up.

56:19🔗 Drew You don't need to defend yourself on that.

56:20🔗 Adam That's right. Tori? You're 20? What's up?

56:26🔗 Caller Kind of embarrassing. This is my first time, so. I've slept with 30 guys in like the past year.

56:36🔗 Adam Right on.

56:40🔗 Caller I have an orgasm. I can make myself orgasm, but I.

56:45🔗 Adam Thirty one is going to be your lucky penis.

56:48🔗 Yellowcard Where are we right now? What's the address?

56:50🔗 Adam She's out in Arizona. She's in Fresno.

56:53🔗 Yellowcard Alex is waiting. Alex is waiting.

56:55🔗 Adam She's in Fresno.

56:56🔗 Caller We just left Arizona. It's too late.

56:58🔗 We got one for you, babe.

56:59🔗 Drew We got one for you. Well, have you ever had an orgasm during intercourse? No. You probably never will.

57:05🔗 Adam Uh-oh.

57:06🔗 Drew Yeah. Don't bum her.

57:08🔗 Adam Put a pox in your vagina. No, you never will.

57:10🔗 Drew But you can during oral sex.

57:12🔗 Caller That's sex to be me.

57:14🔗 Drew No, that's most women, Tori. Most women have that.

57:17🔗 Adam Do guys give you oral sex?

57:19🔗 Caller Mm-hmm.

57:20🔗 Adam They do.

57:21🔗 Drew And that doesn't do it?

57:22🔗 Caller Yeah, that does.

57:24🔗 All right.

57:24🔗 Drew Put your wine in. Most women, Tori, fit that description.

57:28🔗 All women.

57:29🔗 Drew Most women are all in Adam's series.

57:31🔗 Adam Everyone, every single one and their sister.

57:33🔗 Drew Does not have orgasmic intercourse.

57:34🔗 Adam Their sisters, their moms, their grandmothers, all of them.

57:37🔗 Yellowcard Why 30 in a year?

57:39🔗 Adam Yeah, why not 40?

57:40🔗 Caller That was my other question. Why am I such a nymph? I mean, I probably think about sex more than you guys do.

57:47🔗 Drew No.

57:49🔗 Caller What is it like eight times every second?

57:52🔗 Adam Well, here's the whole thing. Women can do as much or as little as they want. I mean, they can absolutely set the tempo.

58:01🔗 Drew Well, when women sexualize all their feelings, it usually is because there's some sexual abuse. So is that something that's in your past? Yes. So that's why you do that. It sets up sexual compulsivity. And if you have addiction also in your family and you inherit that gene and you get sexual abuse, you can actually get true sexual addiction where you can't stop in spite of negative consequences from all the sexual activities.

58:25🔗 Adam And then at some point, it'll get shut down too. That's where I come in.

58:29🔗 Drew There's a bipolar quality where you go from hyperactivity, super sexual to completely shut down into deprivation where you can't be sexual and they fluctuate back and forth. It's usually with the guys that can give you a real relationship, the guys you can actually intimate with, all of a sudden you'll shut down because that becomes too threatening.

58:47🔗 Adam All right. So how about a little therapy, baby doll?

58:50🔗 Drew There you go.

58:52🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:52🔗 Drew How many years did you go?

58:54🔗 Caller Actually, I only went like a half of a year and I didn't like it.

58:59🔗 Adam Good. Nobody likes anything. Look, let me tell you all the things that people don't like. They don't like going to the gym and they don't like tofu and brocca flour.

59:07🔗 Drew Therapy.

59:08🔗 Adam And therapy and pushups. You don't like getting up early in the morning. Yeah. Here's what we do like. We like to get high. We like to watch a lot of TV and we like to beat off. Wait a minute. It's my life. Amen. The point is and and I want to eat cream pies exclusively. Like of course. Yeah. You don't like anything that's good. That's how you know it's good. Unfortunately, no pain, no gain. All right. So Tori's got to get back into that very more. She can just keep screwing her way. But her her her vagina is is bottomless. It cannot be filled.

59:42🔗 Drew Cannot be satisfied.

59:43🔗 Adam No. It's like it's like a well that goes through to China.

59:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:47🔗 Adam Where they where they study hard and only have one point three kids. Right. All right. Where are we? There's a well. Does it still go to China? Has anyone modified that in the last 40 years? No. The guy gets a hole in the ends up in China. Is that where we're going to be?

1:00:05🔗 Caller Is that is that is it still well if there's no water in there?

1:00:10🔗 Adam It's a good point. It is if it has one of those little roofs over it that's and when the bucket crank on the crank on it. It's got to be a wooden bucket. It can't be a mop bucket. A lot of guys try to pass that off. No way. Yeah.

1:00:24🔗 Drew And it's not a well.

1:00:25🔗 Adam And the the roof has to be a shingle cedar cedar shingle. Be good. Yeah. All the ones that are on fire right now.

1:00:33🔗 Drew It's all got to be sort of Pinocchio style.

1:00:35🔗 Adam I always like the you know, now that California is officially on fire, they they always do that thing where they you know, they give you like a little tips like the houses that had the cement shingles did not catch on fire. The ones with the all right. Let me get this straight.

1:00:52🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

1:00:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me get my scratch pad out.

1:00:54🔗 Yellowcard At least the Terminator is the governor. So he'll be able to handle something like big fires and stuff.

1:00:59🔗 Drew That's the expectation.

1:01:00🔗 Yellowcard Right.

1:01:00🔗 Adam I'm thinking I'm thinking he's got it all in control.

1:01:04🔗 Yellowcard He's a superhero.

1:01:05🔗 Hey.

1:01:06🔗 Adam Hey, 23. What's up?

1:01:09🔗 Dating question. I can't get. I can't meet a nice guy for the life of me. I'm I don't know. I'm a little eccentric, but I'm not ugly.

1:01:19🔗 Drew What does eccentric mean?

1:01:21🔗 Eccentric. I'm working on a Ph.D. in math. Well, now it's math ed.

1:01:25🔗 Drew You're fat.

1:01:26🔗 Adam Math ed. True, please. We don't know she's fat. We are assuming. Not fat.

1:01:33🔗 I'm not fat. I was sent that comment.

1:01:35🔗 Adam What kind of math degree are you working on? Oh, math education.

1:01:42🔗 Now it's math ed. I suck. I'm going to sell out.

1:01:47🔗 Adam Why? You're just teaching. You're just going to be a teacher? Oh, no.

1:01:51🔗 No, I'm going to teach teachers to teach or something like that. Do research.

1:01:55🔗 Adam I see. Well, you sound a little nutty.

1:01:58🔗 Right.

1:01:58🔗 Adam Thank you. All right. Let's try to figure out what's up with you. What do you look like?

1:02:05🔗 Five, four, short, red hair, not fat, centric.

1:02:11🔗 Adam Not fat. Not fat. What are you coming in at, weight-wise?

1:02:17🔗 Curvy. Maybe a little chunky, not fat.

1:02:20🔗 Adam What are you coming in? Give me a weight. Give me a weight. I got to know whether you're cruiser, light, heavyweight, super middleweight. I got to put you in a bracket. You understand? What's that?

1:02:31🔗 155. But I work out.

1:02:33🔗 Adam 155?

1:02:34🔗 Uh-huh.

1:02:36🔗 Adam 54. 155. Let me do some quick radio math. Hold on a second. I do. I'm a math major myself. 54. 155. All righty. Is that about right, Catherine? Thank you. All right. So Catherine, here's the thing. Here's the thing. You could probably trim down a couple of pounds. That would help your case. I don't want to give everyone listening an eating disorder. I'm just saying if you're going to try to land a man, 130 has got a better chance than 160. That's just the way guys are. Also, here's the problem. Here's the secondary problem. You're smart. You're a good student. That doesn't amount to anything for guys. It amounts to a little something for the right guy. But no, you're 23. If you're talking about 25 year old guys, it doesn't amount to too much.

1:03:44🔗 Caller You don't have to worry about our listeners. You don't have to worry about our listeners.

1:03:50🔗 Adam You don't have to worry about our listeners.

1:03:53🔗 Drew I think what's smart is that if you are smart, don't expect guys, most guys, to respond to that at all.

1:03:59🔗 Yellowcard Just pretend like you're not smart.

1:04:01🔗 Drew Some guys will though.

1:04:02🔗 Adam No, but here's the problem.

1:04:03🔗 Caller You've got to be hot first, and then he becomes...

1:04:05🔗 Adam Smart brings with it nutty and eccentric, and that's what guys are turned off by. You can be just smart and normal, but smart chicks are usually a little bit nutty too, and Catherine's a little bit nutty, and that goes hand in hand with the smarts, and that screws her up a little bit.

1:04:21🔗 Caller Come on, I know that there are geek guys out there, you know?

1:04:26🔗 Drew You don't want those, Catherine. They're saying the same thing you're saying.

1:04:28🔗 Adam Would you like a geek guy?

1:04:30🔗 Drew You'll take a geeky guy? What?

1:04:35🔗 Adam You like geeks?

1:04:36🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:04:36🔗 Caller See, she's talking about personality and not looks.

1:04:39🔗 Adam When do you have friends?

1:04:43🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:44🔗 Adam You do. Can they set you up?

1:04:47🔗 Caller No.

1:04:48🔗 Adam Why not?

1:04:48🔗 Caller No.

1:04:49🔗 Caller We all know the same people.

1:04:52🔗 Adam All right. Well, you're going to have to, I don't know, maybe college isn't the place for you. I don't know what you're going to do when you get out of college.

1:04:59🔗 Drew Interesting point is that she wants a guy who acts like a geek, but looks like Brandon Fraser or somebody.

1:05:08🔗 Caller She takes a guy that looks like a geek, acts like a geek, was a geek. As long as she can hold a decent conversation.

1:05:15🔗 Adam You can probably find a geek over there.

1:05:20🔗 Yellowcard Move to Boston.

1:05:22🔗 Adam Maybe Arizona. You know what? You're a cold weather gal.

1:05:25🔗 Yellowcard Hang out like some Harvard bars.

1:05:29🔗 Adam Arizona is not the place for you.

1:05:30🔗 Caller Arizona is not the place for anybody.

1:05:34🔗 Adam Yeah, it sucks.

1:05:35🔗 Yellowcard Arizona sucks.

1:05:38🔗 Drew No, it's a nice place.

1:05:40🔗 Adam It's a little hot. It's born in Tucson. Move somewhere. Move to a colder climate. Okay, look, let me tell you something about you, ladies. If you got red hair, that means you got white skin. That means Arizona is no good. And if you're 160 pounds, Arizona is no good. Because all you're doing is walking around in a pair of short shorts with your fat thighs hanging out in the sun, beating the crap out of your lily white skin. Not your place. You go to the East Coast. A lot of guys drink more there. Guys are blasting.

1:06:11🔗 Yellowcard We're from the East Coast.

1:06:13🔗 Adam They're drunk in the middle of the day, right?

1:06:15🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, absolutely.

1:06:16🔗 Adam You put yourself on a nice sweater and some leggings, you're in like Flynn. Yes? Yes.

1:06:21🔗 Drew Smart goes a long way out there.

1:06:22🔗 Adam That's right.

1:06:23🔗 Drew They actually do.

1:06:23🔗 Yellowcard Boston.

1:06:24🔗 Drew New England.

1:06:25🔗 Adam Arizona. Smart's alive.

1:06:27🔗 Yellowcard Ivy League, baby.

1:06:27🔗 Adam Smart's a liability. And just by the virtue of everyone living in a place where it gets up to like 123 in the summer, you know there's no smart people living there. It's fried all their brains. East Coast. That's what Catherine has to do. Should we hear a song? Yeah. We have time? Yeah. All right. Yeah. All right. Ocean Avenue, name of the song, name of the CD. It is out as we speak. We're going to take a quick break. I want to get another Florida or Germany before we head out. Again, you figure out something pretty F'd up. It's got to come from either Florida or Germany. It's easy. Just get on the Internet. They're all from Florida and or Germany. It's not and or, it's or Germany. You call us and we guess whether Florida or Germany. We tell you. We're two for two. We're two for two. I'm feeling pretty good about now. Take a quick break. We'll be right back.

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1:11:04🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Yellowcard in studio tonight, Ocean Avenue. Name of the CD. Now, let's see. Let's get back to phones and speak to Diana. Diana. You're 16?

1:11:21🔗 Caller I have a question for you, Adam, actually. I want to know what's so great about big boobs, because I mean, I have them and I don't think they're that great.

1:11:31🔗 Drew You've got some liability if you've got them yourself.

1:11:33🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah. I would agree with that.

1:11:35🔗 Drew All the girls start treating you kind of badly.

1:11:37🔗 Adam I'm not interested in what people think of their parts, only what I think of their parts. Okay. You know what I mean?

1:11:43🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, I like them, but I do get the wrong attention and stuff sometimes. I can. I totally like the last caller. She was like, oh, if you're smart, you're nutty and stuff. Totally attest to that, but that just made me hypersexual because I wanted to mask that.

1:11:59🔗 Drew Mask the smartness?

1:12:01🔗 Yellowcard Are you from the Midwest?

1:12:02🔗 Caller No, I'm not. I'm just nervous right now. I probably sound really weird.

1:12:06🔗 Drew You want to mask the smartness?

1:12:07🔗 Caller No, I want to. Well, I don't know. People tell me like, oh, you're really smart. And so I know they know I'm smart, but I don't want them to think I'm eccentric and stuff. So I just try to be sexy and stuff. You might not know. I mean, I'll say sexy like that.

1:12:23🔗 Drew Whatever you're thinking, Diana, it's not what you're doing.

1:12:26🔗 Adam You're trying to act like what I want, what I think Betty Boop.

1:12:31🔗 Drew So it's a Betty Boop. So people don't think you're Einstein.

1:12:34🔗 Caller Nobody knows.

1:12:35🔗 Caller I think I'm smart.

1:12:36🔗 Adam Nobody knows who Einstein or Betty Boop is who calls this shit.

1:12:39🔗 Caller I don't know who knows that.

1:12:41🔗 Drew You do?

1:12:42🔗 Caller Einstein's that one guy. And he's smart. And he always has like quotes and stuff like, oh, if you're bad at math and, you know, trust me, I'm worse than you. Yeah, I don't know. I can't explain it. What about Betty Boop? You can just go back to Niki and I don't know who they are. She's like girl, boop, boop, be-doop.

1:12:58🔗 Adam Good times.

1:12:59🔗 Caller Oh, Adam, I wanted to tell you something. Like last week you were like bitching about like LAX and stuff. Like, I don't know if you didn't leave from LAX or whatever to go to Las Vegas.

1:13:08🔗 Adam No, I went to Burbank.

1:13:10🔗 Caller Oh crap. I don't know like where you live, but like I go to Long Beach Airport if I have to go to Vegas because they have JetBlue and it's like really awesome.

1:13:17🔗 Drew That's a good idea.

1:13:18🔗 Adam You're 16. How often do you have to go to Vegas?

1:13:26🔗 Drew Why do you go to New York?

1:13:28🔗 Adam I just picture on the phone. It's like she's motoring down PCH. She's got a convertible like Austin Healy. Also in the cell phone rings. We need you. The Korean cartel needs you in Vegas. This one's not going to be able to be hashed out over the phone. She slams it down. She heads to Long Beach to hop on a flight to JetBlue, but she's going to spend the weekend in Manhattan. She's 16. You know what my range was at 16? As far as my buddy Tom Dent's RX-7 could take us and he was willing to drive. 16. I didn't even know what an airplane was at 16. I really had no idea. Diana? What are you going to New York for?

1:14:19🔗 Caller Oh, just like if I go to see my grandma, like she's, I guess you could say she's accident prone, so I've got to go see her, so I shouldn't die, I guess.

1:14:24🔗 Adam And what about Vegas when you have to go to Vegas?

1:14:27🔗 Caller Oh, actually I've never flown JetBlue to Vegas, but I've like driven there, so.

1:14:30🔗 Drew She just noticed on the way to New York.

1:14:33🔗 Caller Yeah, just like when we go to New York, I notice like, you know, it's like I looked on the paper and it also, JetBlue goes to Las Vegas.

1:14:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:40🔗 Caller I want to help you out because I mean as much as your rounds are like hilarious, I mean I know like you'd like to shut up.

1:14:45🔗 Adam Yeah, no, I would like to, I would like to find a airline out of Burbank that went to Las Vegas as well, but I can't go to, by the time I drive the Long Beach, it's now.

1:14:57🔗 Caller Yeah, it's too much work.

1:15:01🔗 Adam But listen, your problem is you have a C cup.

1:15:05🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, I know that's not like, I mean, double D is like huge.

1:15:08🔗 Adam All right, C cup, who cares?

1:15:11🔗 Drew You're 16, you're just getting used to your body. It's kind of weird to have guys all of a sudden responding to you in ways you're not used to just because of how your body looks. Women are going to treat you differently. They're going to shun you.

1:15:21🔗 Adam They are going to shun women. Your wife would shun her, but normal, nice women won't. Every 16 year old chick is a victim, please. The hot ones are victims, the fat ones are victims. But Diana.

1:15:37🔗 Drew The girls treat you differently, too, since you've developed?

1:15:40🔗 Caller Yeah, but I like totally tell them, like, I would totally try to do like a second, you know, they can't do that.

1:15:46🔗 Drew So you make a point of.

1:15:47🔗 Caller No, I mean, but no, I am.

1:15:48🔗 Adam Oh, who cares? First off, she's got a C cup. Big deal. That's not grotesquely big. She's got a C cup. Half the girls in high school have a C cup these days. Number one. Number two, it's not it's not an issue as a young female, you get you trade on your looks. Guys are into hot chicks. I don't know why it's so noble to go out with a chick who has a nice ass and green eyes, but you're some kind of retard if you're going out with one. Your sexual predator. She's got a nice rack on her. Who cares? It's all fit. As long as it doesn't involve the mind, who cares? It's all physical. That's all guys are into. And you're better off if it's such a horrible debilitating position to be in to have a large rack. Why do millions of women get boob jobs each year? All right. Thank you. Cry me a river. Joe?

1:16:40🔗 Caller Hey.

1:16:42🔗 Adam You have, you're 15.

1:16:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:45🔗 Adam Florida or Germany? You have one for us?

1:16:48🔗 Caller Yep.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Let's hear it.

1:16:51🔗 Caller Well, there's this guy just, you know, normally walking down the street and a police squad car came down going the other way and they got out of his, out of their car and they shot at him 12 times because they thought he had a grenade. In fact, he was eating a pear.

1:17:10🔗 Drew Florida.

1:17:11🔗 Adam They thought the pear was a grenade. Yeah.

1:17:14🔗 Drew It could be Germany.

1:17:15🔗 Yellowcard Germany.

1:17:16🔗 Drew Because Florida, grenade's not a big-

1:17:18🔗 Yellowcard I say Germany.

1:17:19🔗 Drew Tool of destruction.

1:17:21🔗 Adam Now, this is tough.

1:17:22🔗 Drew It is tough. Yeah.

1:17:23🔗 Adam I'm going Florida on this one.

1:17:24🔗 Drew I'm going Germany.

1:17:25🔗 Yellowcard I'm with Drew.

1:17:26🔗 Caller I think I'll go Germany as well.

1:17:28🔗 Adam So what-

1:17:29🔗 Drew You guys think of the liability there.

1:17:30🔗 Yellowcard We're three on two.

1:17:30🔗 Drew We can't shoot at anybody in this country.

1:17:33🔗 Yellowcard We have to have a team- All right.

1:17:36🔗 Caller Florida police. I mean, they grew up with you, Florida police.

1:17:38🔗 Adam So what are we saying?

1:17:39🔗 Drew So it's split.

1:17:39🔗 Caller I've been stopped by Florida police. I don't even grow up there. They're bad. They didn't open fire on me.

1:17:44🔗 Drew Three, two.

1:17:45🔗 Adam Okay. So confused. You want to go Florida or Germany? We've got to pick as a team. This is like Family Feud. Germany?

1:17:53🔗 Drew Survey says.

1:17:54🔗 Adam The pair. I'm not sure what the German hand grenades look like. You know, World War II, they had the stick on them.

1:17:59🔗 Yellowcard The potato masher.

1:18:00🔗 Caller Yeah. I definitely believe grenade is the key word in this puzzle.

1:18:05🔗 Adam Let's go Florida.

1:18:07🔗 Drew You want to go Florida? Because if it's Germany, if it's Florida and we all say Germany, Adam will never let us hear the end of it.

1:18:15🔗 Adam If it's Florida, we might have seen it on the news, though, by now.

1:18:18🔗 Yellowcard This is true. They shot him 12 times.

1:18:22🔗 Adam This isn't cheating. But Joe, was it a black guy? Business man? Yeah. Germany. Germany. Now we're Germany. Yeah.

1:18:33🔗 Drew Germany, everybody?

1:18:40🔗 Adam My initial impulses were correct.

1:18:41🔗 Drew Like Miami? What city?

1:18:43🔗 Adam No, it's...

1:18:44🔗 Drew What city?

1:18:45🔗 Caller I can't remember what city.

1:18:46🔗 Caller I read it the other day on the Internet.

1:18:50🔗 Adam He was eating a pear and they thought it was a grenade.

1:18:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:54🔗 Adam Did they kill him?

1:18:55🔗 Caller Actually, no. They shot at him 12 times and they hit him in the leg once.

1:19:01🔗 Yellowcard Makes you feel safe, doesn't it? The police officers.

1:19:04🔗 Adam They would have killed him in Germany.

1:19:05🔗 Yellowcard Alright, thanks, Joe.

1:19:07🔗 Adam Alright, we're... I was pushing the floor at the beginning. You were, you were. It turned out...

1:19:13🔗 Yellowcard Alright.

1:19:16🔗 Adam Listen, we're batting 750 or 60-something here, or six. Oh yeah, that's right. I was going out of four. Yeah, we're batting 666. No problem with that. Let's... Got a question for the band here. Joey?

1:19:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:33🔗 Adam Yeah. You're 16. What's up?

1:19:36🔗 Caller Oh, well, I wanted to ask the band if, like, what bands, like, inspired them to, like, write their music and, like, what bands, like, motivated them?

1:19:51🔗 Yellowcard Quite a few. I grew up on Pearl Jam. I was 12. I saw Even Flow. I started rocking.

1:19:58🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

1:20:00🔗 Yellowcard My favorite band is Ben Folds Five and Green Day.

1:20:04🔗 Caller I love Green Day.

1:20:06🔗 Yellowcard Yes, so do I. We're kind of like, I don't know, kind of staple, staple products. We like the basics. I don't know.

1:20:16🔗 Adam Ben Folds Five does not get their due.

1:20:19🔗 Yellowcard Amen. Amen.

1:20:21🔗 Adam Does not get their due. God bless you. And not only that, I mean, a couple of songs like Brick and stuff got some airplay, but buy the CD. Go deep into it.

1:20:30🔗 Yellowcard Buy all the records.

1:20:30🔗 Adam Buy all of them.

1:20:32🔗 Yellowcard And also, Ben Folds has started a new thing with Ben Lee and Ben Queller.

1:20:36🔗 Drew He's not the Five anymore.

1:20:37🔗 Yellowcard Well, he's just Ben Folds now, but he's done another project now called The Bens, and it's Ben Folds, Ben Queller and Ben Lee. And it's incredible. The guy is just incredible. I think he's the best songwriter of our generation.

1:20:48🔗 Adam I heard Ben Stein's also in that band.

1:20:50🔗 Drew Ben Stein?

1:20:51🔗 Adam Yeah, Plays to Fish. Plays to Hollowed Out with a Fish. Yeah, Ben Folds, great stuff.

1:20:56🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, I think Ben Folds, I write a lot of lyrics and melodies for the band. And I think that Ben Folds has definitely influenced a lot of that as a song. He's taught me a lot about songwriting. So I got a DVD.

1:21:05🔗 Adam And we should get him back on back on this show.

1:21:08🔗 Yellowcard Can we come? I haven't met him yet. Yeah. One of my greatest guys in life.

1:21:12🔗 Adam Yeah. He was on a show. It's been some years. We'll get him back on and then we'll play him this tape, except for not this part that's coming out of my mouth right now. But the part where he kisses his ass, but again, not what I'm saying right now.

1:21:28🔗 Yellowcard I think I kiss his ass on a pretty regular basis in the interviews. Yeah, I do.

1:21:32🔗 Adam And I always figure if you do enough ass kissing, the person will show up in person for you to kiss their ass.

1:21:37🔗 Yellowcard Maybe.

1:21:37🔗 Adam Nah, that's not real.

1:21:39🔗 Yellowcard I'm going to hold on to my fantasy if that's all right.

1:21:42🔗 Adam Yeah, but you should not ass kiss with a purpose. You see what I'm saying?

1:21:46🔗 Drew It should be just random ass kissing.

1:21:48🔗 Yellowcard No, mine's genuine ass kissing.

1:21:49🔗 Adam It should be genuine ass kissing.

1:21:50🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, I believe that he is a great musician and I genuinely kiss his ass.

1:21:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Which, yeah, brown nosing is when you're trying to get a promotion or something from kissing ass.

1:21:59🔗 Yellowcard It's not like that.

1:22:00🔗 Adam But this is just pure ass kissing.

1:22:02🔗 Yellowcard Absolutely.

1:22:03🔗 Adam Absolutely. Let's take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with Yellowcard in here tonight and we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Yellowcard is in the hissy. Yeah, Drew?

1:22:41🔗 Drew For Chizzy.

1:22:43🔗 Adam Ocean Avenue, name of the CD, and it's back to the phones we go. Girlfriends follows each time. That sounds good. Kevin?

1:22:53🔗 Caller You.

1:22:54🔗 Adam You're 23?

1:22:55🔗 Caller Yep.

1:22:56🔗 Caller Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

1:23:00🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:23:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Kevin?

1:23:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:04🔗 Adam 23, buddy.

1:23:06🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going?

1:23:07🔗 Adam Going good.

1:23:08🔗 Caller I have a question for Dr. Drew. Yeah.

1:23:12🔗 Adam What's up, buddy?

1:23:13🔗 Caller I want to know, like, if there are any long-term effects of, like, my girlfriend following me when I come?

1:23:22🔗 Adam You look at it as you, huh?

1:23:25🔗 Caller Your chi.

1:23:26🔗 Adam It's you. It's my everything. I wouldn't. I don't look at it as me. I look at it as. You consider yourself lucky. It looks like a hot potato. I want to get rid of it. If I look at it as me, I wouldn't want to. I don't want to store it. I don't want to save it. I want it out as much as possible.

1:23:44🔗 Caller And I don't know. It's like the best thing on earth. Do you like So So Good?

1:23:48🔗 Drew You consider yourself like the best.

1:23:50🔗 Caller She loves it. And I was just.

1:23:52🔗 Drew She loves it.

1:23:52🔗 Caller I was just curious, like, if there's any long term effects, I just imagine her just go.

1:23:57🔗 Yellowcard I'm no doctor, but I'm going to guess it's all right.

1:23:59🔗 Drew It's really just she just likes it too much.

1:24:01🔗 Caller I don't know what to do.

1:24:02🔗 Drew Infectious disease is the problem. And if you have nothing to give her, then but like, I don't know.

1:24:08🔗 Caller I mean, she doesn't get sick or anything off of it. I'm just wondering, like, yeah, I'm having these because I've got tested. But I was just curious.

1:24:14🔗 Drew No, there's nothing sort of intrinsically dangerous about the same.

1:24:18🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, you're just a lucky man. My friend is very thoughtful of you to consider her.

1:24:22🔗 Adam I bet Kevin tastes like a cross between surfboard wax, weed and Arby's. That's my combo. That's what I think you taste like. Is that true?

1:24:36🔗 Caller She says it tastes pretty sweet, but I don't know.

1:24:39🔗 Adam You know, what do you I'm smelling some junior college. Yeah, yeah, I can always smell junior college.

1:24:49🔗 Caller That sounds more like Waffle House instead of Arby's.

1:24:51🔗 Adam Yeah, he's 23. There's no reason to be in junior college. Twenty three years there, but yet I still smell it. And there's nothing he said that indicated that.

1:24:59🔗 Drew I just this the pot, the pot tones.

1:25:02🔗 Adam Smoking a lot of weed, Kevin.

1:25:03🔗 Caller No, I don't smoke pot at all.

1:25:05🔗 Adam Really? What happened?

1:25:08🔗 Caller What happened?

1:25:09🔗 Adam What are you doing in junior college?

1:25:11🔗 Caller I drive a meat wagon.

1:25:13🔗 Adam Really?

1:25:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:15🔗 Adam You work for a funeral home or you actually move meat?

1:25:19🔗 Caller It's an ambulance, man. It's the nickname, the meat wagon.

1:25:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, sometimes I'll call a hearse. There's some meat wagon too, right?

1:25:28🔗 Drew OK.

1:25:28🔗 Adam Come on. You got it.

1:25:29🔗 Drew You smoked pot at one time. You smoked a lot for a couple of years.

1:25:33🔗 Caller I used to in high school.

1:25:34🔗 Drew Yes, we hear it. You can't fool us. Come on.

1:25:37🔗 Adam What are you doing in junior college besides wasting everyone's time?

1:25:41🔗 Caller Bagging a bunch of young girls.

1:25:43🔗 Adam That's right. That's right.

1:25:45🔗 Yellowcard What about your girlfriend, dude?

1:25:48🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. I got a couple of girls that...

1:25:50🔗 Yellowcard He's got extracurricular activities. Oh, dude, you just lost major points.

1:25:55🔗 Caller Oh, she's not listening.

1:25:55🔗 Adam This is why when I'm in charge, I get rid of junior colleges and eliminate them. They just become sort of singles bars for stoners. They're like daytime single. They're way for guys to meet up with other guys and score weed and nail checks.

1:26:09🔗 Yellowcard It's like the purgatory of young adulthood.

1:26:11🔗 Adam It really is. And they can stretch it out from 18 to well into the 30s.

1:26:17🔗 Drew Roach Motel.

1:26:18🔗 Adam Here's what I'm going to do. When I'm in charge, I'm just going to go, I'm going to send my people through. I'm going to find, again, I'm not going to mess with the Asians or the Indians, not the American Indians, but the Eastern Indians. These people are good. And anyone who's in a nursing program can stay too. And I'll let the athletes alone too. But I'm going to start looking for blonde guys in their mid-20s. When I listen, Spicoli, how long have you been in here? Let me see your records. I want some ID. What's going on? Why are you here? What are you studying? And if I hear like I'm just a little general this or that, you're out.

1:26:49🔗 Yellowcard I'm a communications major.

1:26:51🔗 Adam It's right to the work farm. I put you to work working on the LA to Vegas Railroad. That's where you go, right into the Vessar. Right on the bullet train. Think of this. Think of the Utopia. I combed through all the junior colleges, and there's got to be thousands of them in the Los Angeles and California. And I separate the wheat from the chaff. Do you see what I'm saying, Drew? And that's all the troublemakers. Strong back guys. They need a job. Take them all and put them to work on the bullet train to Vegas.

1:27:24🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, there is no chain gang anymore. They might as well start a new one.

1:27:29🔗 Adam That's right. An old blonde stoner chain gang building a railroad. You got to watch them because they'll build a circle.

1:27:38🔗 Yellowcard Ben, Ben is your first volunteer.

1:27:40🔗 Adam Let's do this.

1:27:41🔗 Let's do this. Good.

1:27:42🔗 Adam First, we got to recruit. Start tomorrow early. Oh, here's a Florida or Germany, by the way.

1:27:48🔗 Caller We're two for three.

1:27:51🔗 Adam Yeah. Florida or Germany. Go ahead.

1:27:55🔗 Caller It's a circus one.

1:27:58🔗 Caller It's a midget and he was a human cannonball. And he shot and missed his landing pad.

1:28:05🔗 Caller And just at that moment, the hippo was yawning. And he landed in the hippo's mouth and the hippo swallowed him and killed him. No.

1:28:13🔗 Drew Florida.

1:28:14🔗 Caller I swear. I swear it's true.

1:28:15🔗 Drew Florida. Where'd you read that? Where'd you read that?

1:28:19🔗 Caller It was on the Internet.

1:28:20🔗 Caller But I mean, it's got to be true.

1:28:23🔗 Adam Well, let's let's break this down. Florida.

1:28:27🔗 Drew I mean, it's got a lot of funny amphibious features.

1:28:30🔗 Adam You're talking about a circus that travels. That's not fair.

1:28:33🔗 Drew I mean. But he's got a lot of amphibious type animals in Florida. Yeah. Germany's.

1:28:39🔗 Adam But listen, if this actually happened and it didn't happen. If it happened in the United States, we would have heard about it.

1:28:47🔗 Caller It was on the APY.

1:28:48🔗 Caller It wasn't like some random Internet news.

1:28:50🔗 Adam When did it happen?

1:28:51🔗 Caller It was, I think it was in the last six months.

1:28:54🔗 Adam No, no, no.

1:28:55🔗 Caller I remember, I remember hearing that.

1:28:56🔗 Adam Okay, now I'm going Germany. I'm going Germany.

1:28:58🔗 Yellowcard Alright, I'll back you up.

1:28:59🔗 Drew Yeah, I'll go with that.

1:29:00🔗 Caller Yep, it was the German circus.

1:29:03🔗 Adam Thank you, thank you. I could have been four for four had it not been for you guys.

1:29:09🔗 Yellowcard We're sorry.

1:29:11🔗 Adam But see, that's not fair because I'm thinking if it happened here we would have heard about it. It gives me an advantage. And that did not happen that a midget was swallowed by a hippo.

1:29:20🔗 Drew No, what happened was the midget splatted on the ground, the hippo walked over and lapped it up.

1:29:26🔗 Adam Really? Hey, you know, the human cannonball guys don't get enough credit. That's a hairy thing to do. You did that once, didn't you?

1:29:33🔗 Drew Did you do something like that? In San Diego?

1:29:36🔗 Adam No, I did not.

1:29:38🔗 Drew For Super Bowl, weren't you guys doing something funky like that?

1:29:41🔗 Adam Yes, we kicked a midget through some goal posts.

1:29:43🔗 Drew Oh, that's right. Yes, of course.

1:29:44🔗 Adam How could I confuse that? That is not a human cannonball. He was tethered. No, actually it was Wee Man from MTV fame. Alright, let's see. Find one good last one here, Drew. What do you like? Who's been on Hold The Longest? How about that? On Hold The Longest? Alright. Sarah? You're 19? You have a 26-year-old boyfriend?

1:30:16🔗 Drew You were dating?

1:30:18🔗 Adam You're not dating him anymore?

1:30:20🔗 Caller Not really. I kind of ended things because he's just very weird.

1:30:24🔗 Adam Okay.

1:30:26🔗 Drew And what's the question?

1:30:28🔗 Caller So my question is, like, I get really confused. The reason I stopped dating him was because I kind of get confused whether he's into me or not.

1:30:38🔗 Adam So you're into him?

1:30:39🔗 Drew Well, last time we met with him, Adam, what did you think?

1:30:43🔗 Adam I asked him specifically. I said straight up. I looked him in the eye. I said, are you into Sarah or not? I got to know. And Drew, you heard me say that, right?

1:30:50🔗 Drew I did. And usually some of his quirky behavior sort of made me feel uncomfortable. But that day he was being especially honest.

1:30:56🔗 Adam He looked down. He looked up again. Then he looked me in the eye and he said, no, not that into her.

1:31:04🔗 Drew So how's he acting?

1:31:06🔗 Caller Basically, like sometimes he's really into me and he talks about me being a partner in his life. And we really click. We have a lot of chemistry. But then he's really shady and he's going through a lot. And then like I'll maybe call him and he doesn't call me back.

1:31:21🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:31:22🔗 Caller Twenty six.

1:31:23🔗 Drew And what do you mean he's going through a lot?

1:31:24🔗 Adam Twenty six.

1:31:24🔗 Drew What do you mean going through a lot?

1:31:25🔗 Caller He's had some family issues.

1:31:27🔗 Drew He's twenty six.

1:31:29🔗 Yellowcard Why do you got to date a guy so much older than you?

1:31:32🔗 Caller I've always dated guys older than me.

1:31:35🔗 Drew Twenty six. Not that far out of range.

1:31:37🔗 Adam But here's a little weird. His family thing is his dad wants him to move out of the goddamn house.

1:31:42🔗 Drew Yeah, I was going to say the family of twenty six, he should be living completely independent.

1:31:45🔗 Caller No, he just had some issues that like, I don't know, he's just, he's dealing with like his sister. Junior college? He's at a university.

1:31:55🔗 Yellowcard Does he live with his parents?

1:31:57🔗 Drew Wait, twenty six? What's he doing in university?

1:31:59🔗 Caller He's in grad school. He's like totally smart.

1:32:01🔗 Adam All right, look, here's the deal. If he was into you, he would have presented that. So assume that he's not.

1:32:10🔗 Drew I think you're breaking up with him was a good idea.

1:32:12🔗 Adam Your impulse is when you feel that someone's not into you, they're not. They're not into you. Yeah. And listen, all these reasons are the guy's going through a lot of personal whatever. Whatever reason you make could be a reason for him needing you. He's going through a lot of tragedy or a lot of personal this or that.

1:32:27🔗 Drew And for whatever reason not into you, he's not into you.

1:32:29🔗 Yellowcard Yeah, that's what we're best at is giving you reasons. Right.

1:32:32🔗 Adam It's never the schedule and it's never what you're going through.

1:32:35🔗 Yellowcard Right.

1:32:35🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:32:37🔗 Yellowcard Alright guys, bottom line, here's the deal. Looking to hook up?

1:32:40🔗 Caller Sick of wasting time with the wrong person? One call is all you need to make. Call the dateline.

1:32:45🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

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1:33:18🔗 Adam 1-800-LOVE-191 I want to thank Yellowcard for coming in here tonight. Tell everyone to get Ocean Avenue. Thanks, guys.

1:33:21🔗 Caller You're so welcome.

1:33:21🔗 Adam We'll do it again soon. Wasn't there a website you want to do give a plug to?

1:33:23🔗 Caller Yeah, we got to tell everyone to log on to ycmurchguy.com.

1:33:26🔗 Yellowcard What? Y-C-M-E-R-C-G-Y. Merch, like as in the guy that sells our merchandise at our shows.

1:33:32🔗 Drew M-E-R-C-H.

1:33:33🔗 Yellowcard He's going to have his own site. And otherwise it's yellowcardrocks.com.

1:33:38🔗 Adam Alright, we're all square?

1:33:40🔗 Yellowcard Yeah.

1:33:40🔗 Adam Fantastic. So, thanks guys. Thank you. Until next time, I'm Adam Perlman for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo. What are you coming in at, weight-wise?

1:33:50🔗 Caller Curvy.

1:33:51🔗 Caller Maybe a little chunky. Not fat.

1:33:57🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Engeld. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

1:34:52🔗 Caller Get It On.

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