Monday, October 13, 2003

1:08🔗 Adam Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist, Randy Macho Man Savage, or Macho Man Randy Savage here.

1:16🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ooh, yeah. Macho Man in the house. Thank you very much.

1:23🔗 Adam Be A Man is the name of his new CD. He's here to plug. We're going to hear something off of that new CD. I had no idea that the Macho Man did things outside the wrestling ring. I didn't know you laid down music.

1:35🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right. As of lately here, 10 days ago, just hit the stores nationwide, can ready go worldwide for CD, debut CD. Thank you very much.

1:45🔗 Adam What took you so long to put a CD out, Macho Man?

1:49🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, let's see. I've been out looking for women. I've been busy doing other things, other projects and love music all my life. And I just got the opportunity with Big Three Records to do this. And I jumped on it with all four feet.

2:01🔗 Adam I haven't heard it yet. I imagine it's Baroque, maybe chamber music, Drew. What do you imagine? What do you think?

2:06🔗 Drew Yeah, I think Vivaldi's there.

2:09🔗 Adam Is this a cut?

2:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah.

2:11🔗 Drew This is the intro to his single.

2:19🔗 Adam I had a lot of Macho Man thoughts today, by the way.

2:22🔗 Drew I beg your pardon.

2:23🔗 Adam I always called you Randy Macho Man Savage, not Macho Man Randy Savage, but do you mind?

2:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Either or.

2:29🔗 Adam Either or.

2:30🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm not going to get in a tuffle about it.

2:34🔗 No tiff, no tiff here.

2:36🔗 Adam If you had a beef with me, you talked it through.

2:38🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Is that all right? Always remember that.

2:42🔗 Adam 10 year spokesman for Slim Jim, by the way, which seems to see, if you would have asked me, I would have said two years. No, three, three and a half. I would have said four just on the outside, 10 years.

2:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Which is longer than any relationship I've ever had with a woman.

2:56🔗 Drew Yeah, I see that.

2:57🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Which I don't know what that means. Yeah, it's a symbolic, the giant Slim.

3:05🔗 Adam Winning six world heavyweight championships and many other titles. Been wrestling professionally for how long? 1975?

3:13🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, that's when I stopped playing professional baseball right then and I got into wrestling.

3:18🔗 Drew You were playing baseball?

3:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yep, minor league baseball. Never played the majors with the Cardinals, the Reds and the Whites. I was working right out of high school.

3:24🔗 Adam What position you play, Macho Man?

3:26🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I was a catcher, but don't say anything about that. That's not symbolic, is it? Or what?

3:30🔗 Drew Slim's damn catcher.

3:31🔗 Adam I know. Now where was wrestling, if you put it on a chart or a graph, it was like probably very high in the 50s and maybe early 60s and then starting to head down.

3:44🔗 Drew The Freddie Blassie era.

3:46🔗 Adam Right.

3:46🔗 Drew What's Blassie?

3:47🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right, there you go.

3:48🔗 Adam And as you entered in 1975, where would it have been?

3:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, let's just say that I was bouncing around the minor leagues of baseball and then started bouncing around the minor leagues of wrestling. I was paying my dues, but it was all good though.

4:01🔗 Drew But the wrestling industry itself just took off in the 80s.

4:03🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It really took off in 1984 when WrestleMania won.

4:06🔗 Adam That was the first WrestleMania.

4:07🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That was the first WrestleMania. That's when Vince McMahon rolled those dice, you know, and it worked. It stopped becoming a territorial thing, you know, and started going worldwide.

4:17🔗 Adam Right, it wasn't just, it was if they created a national league instead of little, much like this country. You know what I'm saying, Drew? That was the Civil War, 1984.

4:28🔗 Drew Yeah, the reason I'm smiling, I had a sociology class in college, it was 19 now, we're in the 1970s, and I had to go do field work and I studied this little man, this little immigrant from Germany, he was a World War I veteran, and he used to, he was like 88 years old and he sat in this little, in Northampton, Massachusetts, he was just a little apartment in the back of somebody's house, and he would sit and watch wrestling all day and yell at the TV and want me to sort of engage with him.

4:49🔗 Adam With a thick German accent?

4:51🔗 Drew Yes, and was, and thoroughly convinced that every single word was, you know, categorically real and he's a real people. How dare you, Drew?

5:00🔗 I'm not saying, What do you mean?

5:02🔗 Drew At the very least, there's theater involved, right?

5:04🔗 Yeah.

5:06🔗 Drew No, I didn't say that. I did not say that. You trying to strip me of my belt? But I'm saying the theater piece, you completely missed him. He didn't get any theater at all.

5:14🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know, it's still hard to convince people that it is entertainment right now. You know, you can say it any number of ways, you know, from A to Z, and some people still really believe it, you know? So those are your true core wrestling fans, but just like watching a movie, getting lost in the movie.

5:28🔗 Adam Yeah, well, I mean, that's exactly what he was doing. We're all getting lost in everything, you know, if you sort of think about pornography, movies, even even sports first to a certain extent. Yes, your team wins and they legitimately win and they compete. But what did they win? Yeah.

5:42🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I pull for different people in pornography.

5:44🔗 Adam Yeah, I got a couple of fans. I've done a lot of pulling to Peter North. So, oh, you know what I want to ask you? And I came here for you when I was trying to think of who it was, who was that wrestler like 10 years ago, Whack John Stossel in the side of the head?

6:01🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That was Dr. Death's chief, David Schultz.

6:04🔗 Adam Dr. Death?

6:04🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Dr. Death, David Schultz, right. He hit him with an open hand slap. Yeah. Two of them, actually.

6:09🔗 Adam Popped his eardrum.

6:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right. $400,000 lawsuit.

6:12🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Big money.

6:14🔗 Drew In an interview or something?

6:16🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage In 2020, you know, he was saying that wrestling was, you know, like theatrical. And that was back in the day where you would fight. And my dad was a wrestler.

6:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage So I grew up with that mentality that if somebody said wrestling was not real, the fight was on in the middle of class. You know what I mean? I was always in the principal's office or whatever, you know, but that was the, you know, the MO right there.

6:36🔗 Drew Now, I saw Adam went to wrestling school in one of the mansions and he got, and they got hurt. There's no fool around.

6:41🔗 Adam Jimmy got hurt.

6:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, it's tough. There's no doubt about it. It's ridiculously tough.

6:48🔗 Adam Listen, any way you look at it, you're either upside down over the turnbuckles or you're not, either whether it's intentional or not, you're still upside down and you're still over the turnbuckles. I'll tell you the part about wrestling they don't talk about. The BO. And I'm serious because if you think about most the holds and most of the things that involve wrestling, they involve arm, first off, 300 pound plus guys. And that's a lot of flesh in about the bicep, tricep and armpit and lat area.

7:15🔗 Drew And again, they're not waltzing. They've been working.

7:17🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, they didn't just step out of the sauna or shower. I mean, these guys have worked up a lather. Some of these guys, some of these, especially you got your Middle Eastern, you got a lot of dicey braids in there. I mean, I don't have to specifically point them out. And next thing you know, you're in the pit. And once your head is under the guy's armpit, the guy's funk rubs off on your head. And once his funk gets into your hair, that's it. That's you.

7:41🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's funny you say that because some wrestlers, they think they're doing you a favor by not taking a shower after their match and jumping in the car with you. It's kind of like, no, dude, let's take that extra 30 minutes and use that soap a little bit before you get in a small area with us.

7:59🔗 Adam Yeah, somebody else's funk on you is really, really weird. And when we went to this wrestling camp, 300 pound hillbilly guy just covered with hair and stinking.

8:08🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage See, that part's not staged right there.

8:14🔗 Drew Yeah, not the funk part.

8:15🔗 Adam Yeah, Jimmy got flipped over and knocked the wind out of him. That was good times. Hey, you got to be an athlete to get in that ring, Drew. No kidding.

8:22🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Totally.

8:23🔗 Adam Are you calling out, and I hear you're calling out the Hulk or the Hulkster.

8:27🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Absolutely.

8:28🔗 Adam Now, why the Hulk?

8:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Just because a situation developed where he was disrespecting me and my family over the airwaves. You know, really? Yeah. You know, where I come from, where most people come from, if you got a problem with somebody, you pull them to the side and, you know, just discuss whatever it is and you can agree to disagree or whatever over adult beverage, you know what I mean? Whatever, you know what I mean? Just don't talk to him anymore or whatever, you know? But he started this slander campaign and actually called my dad on the phone and threatened him, you know?

8:55🔗 Adam Really? Well, why is he going after you?

8:57🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, you know, I have no idea. You got to ask him on that, but you know, he just like, you know, he's just kind of used to being this character, Hulkamaniac, you know what I mean? It's kind of like when the character overwhelms the person and then they lose, they forget that the person, they're just playing a part, you know what I mean? You know, just like the matrix is not the matrix, you know what I mean?

9:17🔗 Adam Now, this is what always happens with guys who play cops on TV. Like one minute you're some short fat putz, the next minute you're on the shield and you're playing a commish or something, you're some tough guy, and then you're talking to Michael Chickless and they're going, whoa, Michael, don't hurt me, buddy. It's like, hey, it's a short fat guy. He's not actually a tough Chicago cop. You understand?

9:37🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Abuse of power, man.

9:39🔗 Adam I think celebrities get into this all the time. You play tough guy enough in a movie, eventually you'll just walk around like you're that way, right?

9:46🔗 Drew I guess, yeah, you're right.

9:47🔗 Adam All right, but Drew, you play a pussy on the radio.

9:49🔗 See, you don't have to worry about that.

9:52🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And he walks out of here and he's a big tough scut.

9:55🔗 Adam Now, he's a lot of man, that Drew, but uncoordinated is the day is long. Yeah, doesn't move right.

10:00🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He couldn't wrestle then.

10:02🔗 Adam Couldn't wrestle. Not corny, not graceful, not fluid, no fluidity. No fluidity, Drew. I've seen you on the baseball, Diamond. What's your sport, buddy?

10:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Being defensive.

10:10🔗 Adam Football. Football, all right, it's a big man. Played eight and a half man football at the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for albino hemophiliacs, right? Yeah, eight and a half man. Who we hit?

10:21🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I thought I knew a lot about everything.

10:22🔗 Adam No, you don't know Drew. He's like a package you don't want unwrapped. You don't want to know what's in it.

10:28🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm gonna take your word for that.

10:29🔗 Adam Please. All right, we're gonna hear something off the new CD called Be A Man. We'll take a few phone calls first. Let's talk to Jesse, who's 23. Jesse. Good, how are you doing? Hold on a second. Let me just, I was just thinking about something when I was looking at your car walking in here, Drew. And don't worry, we got a doozy from Jesse coming up in a second. But here's how you know Drew's a puss. Drew's one of these guys. You see, he likes wrestling talk. That's right, I'll take you down, buddy.

11:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'll take you down, buddy. You're going down.

11:07🔗 Adam Drew has a beautiful car and he ran over a parking block. He didn't run over it, but he got his car caught up. And this happened to me today, by the way, just after I got done fixing my air dam.

11:18🔗 Drew I'm so angry about that.

11:19🔗 Adam Here's what's going on, Macho Man. Cars today are lower and sleeker than they were in the past. Used to be the cars didn't really have air dams on the front. They had a bumper and then they had a valance that just kind of went under. But nowadays, if you drive a sporty car, it'll have a little bit of an air dam, a little bit of a scoop in the front. Hangs a little lower than it used to. They've not adjusted those concrete parking blocks for this. And what holds those parking blocks in place, there's two holes with two pieces of that steel rebar on each side that they drive in. But they always leave about three quarters of an inch of it hanging up. As your car drives over it, it sort of catches it. And then as you pull back, it grabs it.

11:56🔗 Drew It pulls off your air dam.

11:57🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like an arrow. It's like pulling a fish hook out. It's got a barb on it and it grabs it in the other way. Drew has a beautiful $80,000 car. Looks like someone took an M80 to the front end of it now. But I've been looking at it for the last two weeks and realized you haven't even gotten under there and inept with it, have you? A man would get some duct tape out. What have you done?

12:16🔗 Drew I've kind of pushed everything back in.

12:17🔗 Adam Why haven't you gotten any duct tape out? First of all. You're afraid. Did you hear that, Macho Man?

12:23🔗 Drew Secondly, my friend said, let me take a look at it.

12:25🔗 Adam Hit him with the chair.

12:27🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I see a main event coming up.

12:29🔗 Adam That's right.

12:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No hoes barred in a steel cage.

12:31🔗 Adam That's right.

12:32🔗 Drew That'd be funny.

12:33🔗 Adam The duct tape warrior.

12:34🔗 Drew But do you remember you said, let me look at it. I'm gonna let it be till Adam, you know, has a chance to look at it too.

12:40🔗 Adam I'm gonna bring my duct tape because that takes some duct tape to my air dam. Yesterday. And then promptly got it caught this morning on the parking block at work.

12:48🔗 Drew And you have that goddamn block of cement sitting by your already too narrow driveway.

12:53🔗 Adam Oh, true.

12:54🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Amanda, did Jesse get your attention or what?

12:58🔗 Adam Yeah, got us fired up. All right, let's get to Jesse. Oh, man. Macho Man knows more about radio than we do, Drew. Jesse? You're 23, what's up? Oh, 22. Well, the screen says you're 223 years old, so I'm not sure which way to, wasn't sure to go right or left on it.

13:18🔗 Drew What's going on?

13:19🔗 I was wanting to know the significance of the pearl in Cuban men inserted in the penis.

13:25🔗 Drew In what kind of men?

13:26🔗 Has anybody ever heard of that before?

13:27🔗 Adam The pearl.

13:29🔗 The pearl. Cuban, like I guess guys that are born in Cuba have a pearl inserted, like urinal IV, if you're looking down, it's probably one centimeter to two centimeters.

13:39🔗 Drew Where did you hear about this?

13:40🔗 I saw it on a porn. Can I say the website?

13:43🔗 Drew No, no, maybe it was just a guy that had, the guy that had these things.

13:46🔗 Yeah, it was a guy on it.

13:47🔗 Drew No, no, but Jesse, maybe it was just one of these guys that got these things inserted under a scan. People do that. It has nothing to do with being Cuban.

13:53🔗 The chick said, I can tell he's a real Cuban because he's got the pearl and the guy didn't speak a lick of English.

14:01🔗 Drew I would conduct myself and assume that everything that's spoken on a porn is absolute accurate.

14:08🔗 Anybody else had heard of this.

14:10🔗 Adam Yeah, well, wait a second. Quiet down, shut up. What are you doing using the metric system for? Girls can barely count the standard numbers. How do you know the metric system? Ah, okay, true.

14:24🔗 Drew EMT?

14:25🔗 Yeah.

14:25🔗 Adam Oh, I thought she said EMD. Okay, so that sounds like electromagnetic tubing.

14:31🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Maybe you can fix Drew's car.

14:34🔗 Adam Okay, so the pearl is inserted where on the penis?

14:38🔗 Like if it's a urinal eye view, if you're looking down at your penis.

14:41🔗 Adam Stop saying urinal eye view. Let's just say you're looking, one is looking down at their penis. Where is it?

14:49🔗 It's probably a centimeter down, right underneath the foreskin, behind your head.

14:55🔗 Drew So it's just a...

14:55🔗 Adam Okay, it's just at the top, behind the head. I'm just saying that. I don't think urinal eye view. Jesus Christ.

15:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There's a buzz kill right here. I don't know.

15:04🔗 Drew Yeah, Jesse, a lot of guys get these sorts of things inserted there. We've heard a lot.

15:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sideways sometimes.

15:12🔗 Adam Yeah, that doesn't fly in the ring though. That'll get taken right out.

15:15🔗 Drew Pulled out. To get caught on something.

15:17🔗 Adam You never know, a piece of chain link, folding chair. So, Jessie, you're a big gal? Let me see, what's your weight? 140, 145, how tall are you? Okay, I got 5'1, in 13 16's, 161. Cause see, here's how it goes, when you hear 140 pounds, you gotta think 148, 150. When you hear 140, 145, now you shoot up into the 60's. That five counts as like 20, 25 right there. And here's how I figure out the weight of a girl. First, she's smart, I had 20 pounds right there for just being smart. Then she's a student, she's an EMT student, she wants to be an emergency medical technician. And I add another eight, eight to 12 pounds for that. Then she's watching porn, pow, put on another 12 to 13 pounds there. And then she uses the metric system, not the standard system, add another eight to 10 pounds there.

16:24🔗 Drew On the Family Guy tonight, Peter had to go to a reprogramming camp for a female, for sexual harassment.

16:29🔗 Adam Oh yes, I saw that one. Well, I've seen everyone.

16:31🔗 Drew I know.

16:31🔗 Adam Why do you gotta tell me? All right, let's take another call. The Macho Man, Randy Savage here tonight.

16:40🔗 Charity? Yes.

16:42🔗 Adam You're 19?

16:43🔗 Caller Yes.

16:44🔗 Adam What's up?

16:46🔗 Caller Well, my best friend and my fiancee are screwing around behind my back.

16:53🔗 At least I think they are.

16:56🔗 Adam How come you think that?

16:57🔗 Drew Yeah, well, what makes it behind your back? If you know what's happening.

17:01🔗 She's in the room.

17:01🔗 Caller They haven't said anything to me about it.

17:04🔗 And they act really strange around each other.

17:08🔗 Adam Well, of course, it's behind her back, Drew. If it's her fiance and her best friend, whether she's aware of it or not, it's all behind her back. Jesus Christ. Charity.

17:18🔗 Well, he's the father of my son. And I think I'm pregnant again. And I don't know.

17:23🔗 Adam It's a brilliant plan you've set forth for yourself.

17:27🔗 Yeah.

17:27🔗 Adam Yes. This charity is becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. This name for you. Yeah, for you, not for me. I got to pay taxes. So what are you doing? Screwball. Why are you going out with this guy? Why are you going to marry him? Why are you pregnant a second time? What happened to you? What's wrong with you?

17:45🔗 Caller Well, I don't know what's wrong with me.

17:49🔗 Adam Well, let's get to the part where, why are you having kids? You're 19 years old.

17:56🔗 Caller Well, I'm not using protection, I guess.

17:59🔗 Adam All right, I'm gonna get my scratch pad. What was her answer, Drew?

18:02🔗 Drew I think it was that she was having sex. That's why, that's how it happened.

18:05🔗 Adam So you would, I should check the sex box.

18:07🔗 Drew Yes, sex without protection.

18:08🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I didn't know that.

18:10🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

18:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's cool.

18:11🔗 Adam Oh yeah, Drew's got a book he can show you.

18:13🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know, fundamentally sound is a cool thing in anything you're doing, you know.

18:17🔗 Drew Speaking of my book, I did the Today Show this morning.

18:19🔗 Adam Heard about that.

18:21🔗 Drew Yeah, how'd you hear about it?

18:22🔗 Adam Somebody told me you're on the Today Show.

18:24🔗 Drew My book's done much better now, so please.

18:25🔗 Adam I heard about it.

18:26🔗 Drew I know how you heard about it.

18:27🔗 Adam There's a buzz on the street. Please, no one cares. All right, Charity.

18:34🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage They won't give a book away with a CD.

18:36🔗 Adam Yeah, give that book away with Randy's CD. Come on.

18:39🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage See what happens.

18:40🔗 Adam Charity. Now what makes you think the guy's cheating on you?

18:45🔗 Caller Well, it's the way that they act around each other. Like, when I'm not looking, they'll find some way to maybe hold hands or the way that they'll brush against each other.

18:59🔗 Adam Okay, let me ask you. Okay, we'll figure this out right now.

19:02🔗 Drew Does your dad cheat?

19:04🔗 Adam Did your dad cheat?

19:06🔗 Caller Not that I know of. My dad died a long time ago.

19:09🔗 Drew How old were you when he left?

19:11🔗 Caller He died when I was six.

19:13🔗 Drew And when he was around, was anything-

19:15🔗 Adam Jealous husband shot him.

19:16🔗 Drew Any problems with him?

19:18🔗 Caller He was very domineering.

19:19🔗 Adam All right, how did he die? All right. And so you don't know if he cheated. What about your friend, your female friend? She ever screwed around, done this with somebody else? Is that one of your kids? Is that a lap dog or one of your kids? Really? I thought it was like a shih tzu or something. Okay. And so you don't know if she's, she's never cheated. So what about your fiance? Has he ever cheated?

19:55🔗 Caller I think he cheated on his ex-girlfriend.

19:58🔗 Adam He cheated on his ex-girlfriend?

19:59🔗 Drew With you? With you?

20:02🔗 Adam No, not with me. With somebody else. So he cheated on his ex-girlfriend? Yes. All right, that gets us a little closer to him cheating now.

20:09🔗 Drew Right, because cheaters cheat.

20:11🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, here's the whole thing. It's all about, you know, it's just like the courts. It's all about priors. You want to know if a guy is, you know, if he's, if it's his drugs or his buddy's drugs, just go find out which one has a record for drugs and that's whose drugs it is, for 99% of the time. You got a guy cheats, 99% of the time, he'll be cheating again, if he's in his 20s, you know. If he gets a little bit older and he gets out of it and he, you know, has a brush with death or something like that, then maybe.

20:41🔗 Drew One of the ultimate ironies is if a guy cheats on someone else to be with you, He'll cheat on you too. You're the next in line.

20:47🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right. He's a player.

20:48🔗 Adam Yeah. So here's what she needs to do. How far along are you? How pregnant are you?

20:55🔗 Caller Oh, like a couple of months maybe.

20:57🔗 Adam You give this one up for adoption.

21:00🔗 Drew How about that?

21:01🔗 Adam How about that?

21:03🔗 Drew What's your, what's your What's wrong with that?

21:05🔗 Adam Give it a chance. What's your fiance do?

21:08🔗 Caller He is getting his tech welding license.

21:12🔗 Drew Welding.

21:12🔗 Adam Oh, he works around metal. That's a kiss of death for guys. That is albino white trash. That is crazy trash. Cause most guys who want to learn how to weld only want to learn how to weld so they can fix the frames on their choppers. Really, it's all, it's a biker thing. Welders and bikers, same dudes. All right. That's trouble charity. But it doesn't mean he's cheating just cause he's hanging around with this girl. And by the way, if he is cheating with her would he be holding her hand? I mean, shouldn't he be pretending like he doesn't know her? I mean, if he really is-

21:43🔗 Drew Unless he's a colossal a-hole. But she sounds like he might be.

21:46🔗 Adam Yeah, he could be remarkably stupid. But let's just say you got your fiance, you got your girl, you got her good friend, you're effing her good friend. Now her good friend comes around. You don't even look up when she walks in the room, right? I mean, you're overcompensating.

22:00🔗 Drew We get that this is your MO, Adam.

22:02🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I do.

22:02🔗 Drew I'm reporting to your wife.

22:04🔗 Adam Hey, honey, if you're listening, that's my move. That's what I do.

22:07🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Self-confession.

22:10🔗 Adam That's how I do it.

22:11🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

22:11🔗 Adam You hear me? I like that. Now, look, give the kid away for adoption, please. Give the kid a fighting chance. And if you really think your boyfriend's seeing, you can ask him, but you can expect him to lie.

22:21🔗 Drew A little birth control, please.

22:22🔗 Adam A little birth control.

22:23🔗 Drew Fondoms.

22:23🔗 Adam That'd be nice. That'd be nice. All right, let's hear the song. We got enough time?

22:27🔗 Drew No, we're already late.

22:28🔗 We're a little late.

22:29🔗 Adam We're a little late, but we can hear the song. No?

22:32🔗 All right.

22:33🔗 Adam All right, we'll hear the song. We got Macho Man, Randy Savage in studio tonight. Got himself a new CD out called Be A Man.

22:39🔗 We'll hear a cut off it after this.

22:46🔗 Adam Hey everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Macho Man, Randy Savage in studio tonight. Be A Man, name of his CD. Kelly Osborne gonna come in here tomorrow night. Remember when she was in here last? I made the announcement that women don't know anything about World War II. And she begged to differ. And then went on to mention that she was studying history in class and that they were studying World War II. And then I asked her-

23:21🔗 Drew Who were the Axis powers?

23:22🔗 Adam Who were the Axis and who were the Allies? Who were the good guys? Who were the bad guys? Didn't know the big two from either side. Wasn't sure if Britain and the United States were good or Germany and Japan were bad. Couldn't put either of the countries together. And then and then announced it was an unfair question.

23:41🔗 Drew And it didn't matter.

23:43🔗 Adam And it didn't matter.

23:45🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Fifth Amendment.

23:46🔗 Drew And that was nothing against Kelly.

23:49🔗 Adam Not that smart.

23:50🔗 Drew But she's smart. Not that smart.

23:52🔗 Adam Not so smart. Well, not a genius. I mean, I mean, put it this way. A smarter person wouldn't have made the proclamation that they knew knew about. Oh, is that wiser?

24:07🔗 Drew That's wiser.

24:07🔗 Adam That's a wiser person.

24:09🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I start out by saying I'm a dumb rassler.

24:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

24:12🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Then everything's going up from there.

24:13🔗 Adam That's right. It's all gravy.

24:15🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

24:15🔗 Drew I wish I had a voice like Randy that nobody could mistake.

24:18🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know what I'm saying?

24:19🔗 Adam But everyone copies his voice. Everyone in my office.

24:22🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage She's never doing Slim Jim.

24:25🔗 Adam But this gotta be nice, right?

24:26🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's the meal ticket right there.

24:28🔗 Adam Sure.

24:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Some people do me better than I do.

24:31🔗 Drew I know, but they're still doing him.

24:32🔗 Adam Big Tad over at the Jimmy Kimmel does. I mean, don't take us the wrong way. Is he marginally better? You want Randy Macho Man Savage?

24:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I cost too much.

24:47🔗 Adam You doing much voiceover work?

24:49🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I did, let's see, Grandpa Space Goals for Cartoon Network. And I just did the Tarzan 2 coming out with Ralph Garrett and everybody coming out, it's going to be out in 2005.

24:58🔗 Drew Voices for that?

24:59🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, it's a cartoon, whatever. Doing different voiceovers. You know I was in Spider-Man, right? Bonesaw McGraw?

25:08🔗 Adam Oh yeah, that's right.

25:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I had some hair extensions and all that.

25:14🔗 Adam Yeah, that was a good gig.

25:15🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Director Sam Raimi was so cool. He was fun to work for.

25:20🔗 Adam He's good people, keep that ass kissing.

25:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You're getting number three, right?

25:26🔗 Adam I like to get in Spidey 2 myself. They're probably already done with it, right? Are they done with Spidey 2?

25:33🔗 Alright, where are we?

25:35🔗 Adam Let's take one call and then we'll hear a song. They're probably done with Spider-Man 2 by now, aren't they? Drew, why did I ask you?

25:44🔗 Caller Mike?

25:46🔗 Adam You're 21?

25:47🔗 Caller Yeah, I want to say you guys rock.

25:51🔗 Adam Thanks.

25:52🔗 Caller And I wanted to ask the Macho Man a question.

25:54🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey man, what's up?

25:56🔗 Caller I've heard rumors that the WWE is trying to get you back for WrestleMania 20 to wrestle Hogan. Are you thinking about it?

26:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That would be so cool. The only way that I would get back into wrestling if it was Hogan. Because otherwise I'm not interested. But if Hogan accepts the challenge, I'm there no matter where it's at.

26:13🔗 Adam How about if the Honky Tonk Man called you out?

26:15🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Not even. He's got the world's smallest hands. He couldn't break it.

26:19🔗 Caller Do you know the Honky Tonk Man?

26:21🔗 Adam That's a fat guy who played the guitar. He's like Elvis. A big fat guy in a jumpsuit. The duck ass. He had a great hair down. He played the guitar. I don't even know that he's sung. I just love the Honky Tonk Man. And Iron Cheek's not bad either. He's good people. Is he still around the Iron Cheeks?

26:41🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage They come and they go.

26:42🔗 Adam We've been around since 1975.

26:45🔗 Drew Why do you stay in some come and go?

26:47🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I don't know what it is.

26:49🔗 Drew Do you think you're just sticking to it? You're staying focused on it? Or they're not interested?

26:54🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's kind of amazing too because kids come up to me that are 3, 4, 5 years old and they know the Macho Man Randy Savage. And I don't want to talk about myself in the third person like Hogan does. But they come up. Yeah, it's too late. Oh man. But you know, there's no way they're going to remember me from that. Or maybe, you know, whatever. I don't know what it is. I've been lucky.

27:17🔗 Adam Hey, Mike. You going to go to WrestleMania 20?

27:24🔗 Caller I'd like to. But I don't think I'm going to make it. But I do want to say the Honky Tonk Man does suck. I met him a while ago and he's not as cool as the Macho Man.

27:34🔗 Adam How long ago did you meet the Honky Tonk Man? Because he's been out of wrestling for 25 years.

27:39🔗 Caller I'm in the business. I wrestle in Arizona and he was down here for a lame Independence show and he's still wrestling.

27:45🔗 Adam Oh, the Honky Tonk Man's still wrestling?

27:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:48🔗 Adam He'd give people the El Cabong with that guitar every once in a while, right?

27:52🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I got one of those.

27:53🔗 Adam You got an El Cabong from the Honky Tonk Man?

27:55🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He used a real guitar on me. He did the old Switcherooney Hogan style.

27:59🔗 Drew He's a banjo.

28:02🔗 Adam Now how much does the Honky Tonk Man weigh and how old is he?

28:07🔗 Caller He's pushing like 60 and weighs a lot. He was drinking beer the whole show.

28:13🔗 Adam This is perfect. That's all I need to know.

28:14🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm not disappointed.

28:17🔗 Adam He's good people though. About 60s, about 600 pounds.

28:21🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Somebody would faint praise. He's good people.

28:25🔗 Adam When you're 450 pounds, you're people. Let's hear something speaking of good people from the Macho Man, Randy Savage. We got a new CD. It's called Be A Man. It is out in stores as we speak. And the first song is called Be A Man. That is the Macho Man, Randy Savage. Name of the CD is called Be A Man, and we're just talking to Randy during the song there, and he's serious about this Hulk Hogan thing. It's not wrestler talk. He's got an axe to grind with the Hulkster. And let me tell you something about this, Drew. No love lost between these two warriors. I'll tell you that right now.

31:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Not even.

31:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

31:55🔗 Drew One of them could get clipped.

31:56🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right.

31:58🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I challenged him a couple years ago for the Children's Hospital, with all the proceeds, all the pay-per-view money, all the merchandising going right for the Children's Hospital and gave him two weeks to accept the challenge. Otherwise I would give $10,000 to the kids. And he came up with a thousand and one reasons why not to. When one being that I was trying to get a ride off before the end of the year.

32:16🔗 Adam How dare the Hulkster.

32:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage So I put $10,000 in the Hulk Hogan Coward Fund.

32:20🔗 Adam Right. He doesn't care about kids, Drew. Sick kids. Sick kids.

32:25🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Sick kids.

32:26🔗 Adam Yeah, he looks at them as a nuisance. Whereas the macho man looks at them with compassion in his eyes. The Hulkster looks at him with vengeance and venom. That's the difference between the two wrestlers. And that's the difference between Randy being here and Hulk not being here and me talking. That's my friend.

32:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I got your back.

32:44🔗 Adam Just as long as you got my back.

32:46🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I got your back.

32:46🔗 Adam Now, is Hulk, is his persona good now? He was good for all those years. Then he went bad for a while. And I don't know if people were into him being bad.

32:56🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Let me just tell you.

32:56🔗 Adam And then he went back to good.

32:57🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right. Let me just tell you. He's a legend in his own mind.

33:00🔗 Adam He is he good? Is he supposed to be good now though?

33:03🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I don't know what he is, man.

33:04🔗 Adam You know, is he wearing the weird drawn on beard?

33:07🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, right there. Well, I'm doing that too.

33:10🔗 Adam His was drawn over the briquette.

33:13🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He's just, he's a trip. You know what I mean? He's just takes his own publicity too seriously. And the best way not to disrespect the wrong person is don't disrespect anybody. He was on Monday Night Football and you know, just a shot of him right there at the Tampa Bay Buccaneer game. And everybody was yelling, be a man to him. And accept the challenge. You know what I mean? So he kind of had to get out of there with his tail between his legs.

33:34🔗 Adam Is he, has he been in it longer than you or as long?

33:38🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Actually, I've been in a longer than he has because I'm a second generation wrestler.

33:41🔗 Adam You got in in 75. When did he get in?

33:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm not sure. Not sure.

33:45🔗 Drew And he was on this show in 84.

33:48🔗 Adam Really?

33:49🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Really?

33:49🔗 Adam I was swinging a hammer.

33:50🔗 Drew Yeah. He didn't last long.

33:52🔗 Adam Really? He didn't like it. No. He didn't, he didn't like talking about the weird sex and everything. He's not the macho man.

33:58🔗 Drew He said he was going to body slam one after another in college.

34:01🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm begging him to come in, right?

34:04🔗 Drew And it didn't go well.

34:05🔗 Adam Is he in good shape? I mean, he looked to be in good shape. But is he injured? Does he have, you know? I mean, it's a tough sport. It's like it's like football, you know? I mean, it's amazing to have a career that lasts longer than 10 or 12 years.

34:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, let's just say this, that I'm not picking on anybody older than me because he's younger than me. He's taller than me and he's heavier than me. So that's not as out.

34:26🔗 Adam Right.

34:27🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know what I mean? So I'm not picking on anybody that's, you know, right. I mean, we both, we all, we all have our injuries from bouncing off the ceiling and to Dixie Cups without water. It's kind of like been crazy career. It's the nature of the beast. So I'm just, you know, begging him for one time in his pathetic lifetime to be a man.

34:44🔗 Adam That's right.

34:45🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Kick his flat ass.

34:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

34:49🔗 Drew Randy wants to do an ultimate fighting champ thing.

34:50🔗 Adam Yeah, he's talking about real fighting.

34:52🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage This is not scripted. This is not this big man coming into the dressing room and telling him what, you know, like, you know, Hulk wins, you know what I mean? Hulk does this, Hulk does that. This is not that at all. That's what he's got a problem with.

35:01🔗 Adam What is the, what is the Hulkster about? Six, seven, six, eight?

35:06🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I would say he's about six, five. He's up there.

35:08🔗 Adam He's up there. And what's he coming in? About two 60, two 70?

35:11🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm not even sure about that. He's, you know, don't, I know he's heavier than I am.

35:16🔗 Adam You know what's weird about, then we'll get, well, we got to take a break. But, you know, once in a while you talk about size and how it pertains to everything. And most people get caught up in the whole size aspect. But like in heavyweight boxing, there are, and there's a couple of big heavyweights that do okay. But people think this is a newer thing. There have been guys around for the last 20 years that have gone six, seven, six, eight and been two 75, two 80 and solidly built guys. Never in the top 10. I mean, just recently, the sport has sort of caught up to the size of the bigger guys, guys like Lewis and Klitschko and stuff like that. But traditionally, there's always been guys that have been six, six, six, seven, two under 75 pounds. But just get knocked out by 215 pound guys that are six, two. And it's just, it doesn't all translate at a certain point. It doesn't, it doesn't work.

36:06🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's not the size of the dog in the fight. It's the size of the fight in the dog.

36:10🔗 Adam That's right. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Macho Man, Randy Savage in the studio tonight.

36:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Love line.

36:20🔗 Okay, wait, wait, wait.

36:21🔗 Caller My hair, my hair.

36:23🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage We'll be right back.

36:24🔗 Caller Thank you.

36:30🔗 Adam Here, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LLV-E-191. Kelly Osborne in here tomorrow night. Randy, the Macho Man Savage in here tonight. I don't know how old Randy is.

36:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Five-O.

36:44🔗 Adam 50 years old.

36:47🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It hurts to say it.

36:49🔗 Adam Probably could have won a bodybuilding competition about 25 years ago.

36:55🔗 Drew And now.

36:56🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, thank you.

36:57🔗 Adam Well, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is, what I'm saying is, today's bodybuilders are so, sort of, they're comic books. You know what I mean? There was a time when bodybuilders just looked like built guys that were in great shape and you could, you know, six-pack abs and everything. Now it's like ridiculous. I don't mean, I don't mean 30 years ago you, I mean you, you at age 50 could have won it in 1972. That's what I'm saying. That's, and what's it take to stay in that kind of shape?

37:23🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Just maintenance.

37:24🔗 Adam Maintenance.

37:25🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yep. I tell everybody that, you know what I mean? And I don't lift the heavy weights anymore. You know what I mean? That's the secret too, is you get older, repetitions and just watching your diet. What do you eat? What do you eat for breakfast? I don't do that Atkins diet at all. Just hate to say that, but you know what I mean? I don't believe in another zero carb thing. Cause that depletes your muscle. You know what I mean? I'm on a high protein, low fat, low calorie, but high carbohydrates early in the day. And I start tapering them down. You know, it's not like the big spaghetti dinner and late at night.

37:58🔗 Adam What's the macho man start off with in the morning?

38:00🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, steak and eggs, you know?

38:02🔗 Adam Steak and eggs?

38:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right. Yeah. High carb. Egg whites. No, no, no. Egg whites. Egg whites. Egg whites, yeah. And that's the only time I eat red meat. And then I'll have the pancakes or the waffle, you know, for the carbs, you know? And then what I'll do is I'll do the pasta and chicken later on, you know? But in between, the secret is those protein shakes.

38:21🔗 Adam I start off with a Frappuccino and a fag bar.

38:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's called a fag bar.

38:25🔗 Adam I don't know what it, maybe it, I'm not sure.

38:27🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm done with the Frappuccino.

38:29🔗 Adam It tastes kind of like bleach. But you start, so you start off with the steak and eggs and the lumberjack stack. That sounds good. Okay, I can stick with that. We'll do that. And then, then lunch. What do you go for?

38:42🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I get the pasta and the chicken or, you know, just, or rice, you know what I mean? But the main thing is that every three hours that your body can assimilate so many grams of protein, like for my body, it's like 40 grams of protein. So, and you'd want to eat little meals during the day. You know what I mean? And in between that, you want to take a shake, protein shake. Because what you're doing when you're bodybuilding, you're tearing down muscle and you want to rebuild it with protein.

39:07🔗 Adam All right, so you-

39:08🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And your carbohydrates are your energy. And sooner or later, if you go on zero carbs, you will crash and burn.

39:12🔗 Adam What do you, what do you eat for dinner? You eat orphans?

39:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know, broil fish and I'll back off the carbs. Back off the carbs. Yeah, you know, if I get a baked potato, you know what I'll do is I'll do like a half the baked potato or something like that, you know, just to get me going. You know, just so it's, it's the carbs are your energy.

39:32🔗 Adam And then, then some booze, booze it up a little.

39:34🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right, actually about a year and about 14 months ago, I quit that, but I was doing, you know, I was in dope beverages, you know what I mean? That late at night. Yeah, in fact, I would calculate that into my schedule. You know what I mean? Cause those empty carbs late at night, we'll eat up the protein and, but you gotta live too.

39:52🔗 Adam You gotta live, Drew, you gotta live, you gotta love. Abundance, that's, you know, metallic, Drew, that's my thing.

39:57🔗 Drew And it just uses alcohol to sleep, that's all. Just sleep.

39:59🔗 Adam I just use it, it's medicinal.

40:01🔗 Drew Yeah, it's medicinal.

40:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It used to keep me awake.

40:04🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute. Now, what's a good, what's a low carb alcohol? Beer's no good, right?

40:09🔗 Drew No good.

40:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's the light beer.

40:10🔗 What's a light beer?

40:12🔗 Drew It's all the alcohol's converted to sugar. So it's all bad.

40:15🔗 Adam Any better than, but beer is worse, right? It's got a bunch of hops and barley and stuff in it, right? Would vodka be better than, vodka's better than beer. Is vodka better than red wine? Do you know what I'm saying?

40:26🔗 Drew For what?

40:26🔗 Adam Find me a good one.

40:27🔗 Drew In terms of calories and carbs? Because alcohol is not good for muscle function.

40:31🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, it turns down, it turns, eats up protein in your body.

40:34🔗 Adam What does?

40:35🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Alcohol.

40:36🔗 Drew Stuff for talking.

40:36🔗 Adam Now I need a drink to deal with that news. You understand?

40:40🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'll buy a round.

40:41🔗 Adam All right, find me a good booze to drink at night, Drew. Or start giving me some pills or something. We'll work it out. All right, Macho Man, Randy Savage.

40:48🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Whatever you need, dude.

40:49🔗 Let's talk to-

40:53🔗 Drew Randy seems willing to help.

40:54🔗 Caller I need to please.

40:55🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

40:56🔗 Adam Stacey? You're 15? What's up?

41:01🔗 Caller I was just wondering if you could get pregnant off of like giving a guy a hand job and then touching it pre-covid and then a couple of minutes later fingering yourself.

41:11🔗 Adam No, but that's low carb. Low carb is high protein, right Drew? I could do that.

41:15🔗 Drew But Stacey, you're sort of suggesting a hypothetical here.

41:20🔗 Adam Do you do that?

41:21🔗 Drew And you can imagine that it's possible.

41:26🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ouch.

41:26🔗 Drew You could imagine that it's possible, right? You could imagine that you could get something on your hands and your hands could then get it inside. That's of course possible. Highly unlikely, but it's possible.

41:37🔗 Caller How can I lose it?

41:39🔗 Adam You got to run really fast. What did you do? Randy will eat it for breakfast.

41:45🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'll tell you, you know I will.

41:47🔗 Adam What is high protein?

41:48🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

41:49🔗 Adam What did you do? Did you do that? Did you get something on your hands and then put it up yourself? What were you doing to your- Focus. Yeah. Nah, we don't buy it. Stacey.

42:05🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I buy it.

42:05🔗 Adam We're calling you a liar. Randy believes you, but we're calling you a liar. Liar, buyer, pants on fire. That's what I say.

42:13🔗 Drew It's not, it's not-

42:14🔗 Adam Yeah, who would do this? Yeah, it's not hooking up. We don't believe you. All right, good time. So nice try.

42:21🔗 Drew If you're late, get a pregnancy test, go to Planned Parenthood. I like the act of-

42:26🔗 Adam Yeah, no, she wasn't lying. She'd say she wasn't lying, but instead she was indignation, gasped of indignation.

42:32🔗 Drew Stacey, anyone who had this problem, go ahead and get a pregnancy test and go to Planned Parenthood if there's a problem. There is still a chance for adoption.

42:40🔗 Adam I'm just gonna ask a question for the Macho Man here. Russell?

42:43🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

42:44🔗 Adam You got a question for the Macho Man?

42:45🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

42:46🔗 Adam What's up?

42:47🔗 Caller Okay, Macho Man?

42:48🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey, Russell, what's up?

42:50🔗 Caller I don't want all the five-year-old kids to know where you're from.

42:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Originally from Chicago, but I'm living in Treasure Island, Florida right now.

42:57🔗 Caller I recognize your voice.

42:59🔗 Adam Oh, from Cartoon Network?

43:00🔗 Caller Yeah, from Dexter's Laboratory.

43:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, there you go.

43:03🔗 Drew What do you do?

43:03🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's one of them.

43:04🔗 Caller He needed the Rathnor voice.

43:07🔗 Adam Wow, that's a stretch.

43:08🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I forgot about that one.

43:10🔗 Caller I was also wondering if you were gonna do another one of those, maybe in the future?

43:15🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, possibly.

43:16🔗 Drew You know what's weird? Do you have kids?

43:18🔗 Caller No.

43:18🔗 Drew When you live, you know, kids, you start living through their entertainment and stuff and I would give anything to be a voice in these cartoons.

43:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's crazy.

43:25🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:26🔗 Drew It'd be so much fun.

43:27🔗 Adam Well, you could do that.

43:28🔗 Drew Do Dexter's Laboratory?

43:29🔗 Adam Well, something, please. Macho Man, what about the family? What about the kids? What about the wife?

43:36🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Was married one time and got a divorce.

43:39🔗 Adam Weren't you married to a wrestling chick?

43:41🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes, Miss Elizabeth. Then she passed away about five months ago.

43:44🔗 Adam That's right.

43:45🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Just something went down. You know what I mean? Just OD type of thing. You know what I mean? I think it was vodka and something, barbiturate type of thing.

43:56🔗 Adam How long were you guys divorced before that happened?

43:58🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage About 10 years. We had separation and closure. And then we went our different ways. And it was all good. As far as staying alone, being cordial to each other. But-

44:07🔗 Drew Was she going with the substances when you were with her?

44:09🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, not at all. And you never know if what you read is true. You know what I mean? Let me just say that. You know what I mean? That's not cool to me. Just because the media never's.

44:21🔗 Adam But- How are you doing with that?

44:23🔗 Is that freaky out?

44:24🔗 Adam Is that devastating?

44:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, you know, just anytime that, well, just even like Mr. Perfect was a wrestler. You know what I mean? I mean, that just passed away not too long ago. Real good buddy of mine. And I did a tribute song to him on the album.

44:36🔗 Adam Now, wasn't the guy fell?

44:38🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, that was a one heart.

44:39🔗 Adam That was a heart, right?

44:40🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That was a one heart. That was a tragedy. I got chill bumps on that.

44:43🔗 Adam What happened to Mr. Perfect?

44:46🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Nobody knows. Nobody knows. Just 44 years old, has four kids. You know what I mean? And just the coolest dude to hang around, you know, like, you know, making the time go by and having fun and just, I mean, entertain the people over to television as a wrestling character, but at the same time was so down to earth. You know what I mean? It just, you know, you know, just, Wow. Just too much, man. You know what I mean? It just, that's the way it goes, you know?

45:10🔗 Adam Yeah, well, I'm guessing, I mean, wrestling, I don't know who lives longer or shorter, like ex-football players or ex-wrestlers. Although, Freddie Blassie just died recently, right? And he made it to a sort of ripe old age of, I mean, he did Pencil Neck Geek when he was 50 in 1971 or something. So he's been around for a while. But I don't know, is there, and what about that? Because, well, we gotta go to break. But I mean, there's this whole thing with like ex-football players, where these guys just pack on the weight and they get unhealthy and they're 400 pounds and they keel over in their 50s.

45:46🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage They're trying to draw a correlation with it, you know, with wrestling and everything. But I don't think so. I think it's an individual thing for everybody, individual choice. I think everybody's got their power of choice, you know, and, you know, you never know, you know, you don't know what the big picture is.

46:02🔗 Adam Well, that's why you got to make hay while the sun shines. Yes, Drew?

46:05🔗 Drew Yes, Adam.

46:06🔗 Adam All right.

46:06🔗 Drew While the sun shines.

46:07🔗 Adam We're going to, what time is it?

46:08🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I thought it was night time.

46:11🔗 Adam All right, well, let's not make any hay tonight, but tomorrow.

46:13🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's daytime in Tokyo.

46:14🔗 Adam When the sun comes up, that's right. Those Japs are making hay. Making hay. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be right back after this.

46:22🔗 Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

46:29🔗 But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

46:37🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

47:05🔗 Adam Hey buddy, it's Love Line, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kelly Osborne will be in here tomorrow night. Randy, Macho Man Savage, as I call him. You guys know him as Macho Man Randy Savage. Drew, I know that's how you always say. He's got a CD out. Drew thought about talking for a second. Be A Man, that's the name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that new CD and just a couple of few. I got a question. Nah, I want to talk to this guy. He saw Windy City. Heat has a movie we produced and created that's on Comedy Central last night. I think they're going to rerun it. Drew went to the Windy City Heat premiere last night. Blown away, yes, Drew?

47:48🔗 Drew Blown away.

47:49🔗 Adam Amazing piece of filmmaking.

47:50🔗 Drew Disturbed all day. Laughing and disturbed.

47:53🔗 Adam Thinking about all day.

47:54🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You got to see that. I got to check that out.

47:56🔗 Drew You will love it. It's truly like nothing else you've ever seen.

48:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

48:00🔗 Drew Truly.

48:01🔗 Adam Thank you. Michael? Yeah. You're 13? Really?

48:09🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Would you check it out?

48:10🔗 Adam You saw Windy City Heat last night? Oh, yes.

48:13🔗 Drew I comment such that they let all the F and S words fly.

48:15🔗 Adam I think they just beeped out all the swear words. Right, Michael? Yeah.

48:20🔗 Drew That'd be every third word.

48:21🔗 Adam Yeah. So were you inspired?

48:24🔗 Caller I was inspired by the Oklahoma.

48:27🔗 Adam Oh yeah. That was the name of the movie. Yeah, in the movie, actually the guy who does Spongebob, Tom Kinney, plays the gay wardrobe specialist who tries to get the main character to put on some chaps. Hogan could have done that. Yeah, it was really bad. I mean, really good bad. Right, Drew? Mm-hmm. All right, one more thing. Michael?

48:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

48:54🔗 Adam All right, so good, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

48:57🔗 Caller Your finest piece of work.

48:58🔗 Adam Thank you. I don't, I shouldn't get, I should get barely any credit for it. It's not my idea. Oh yeah, well, he's watching it, yeah. I, oh geez, I don't even know where to begin. I ran, I'm on the lot as myself, where they're filming Windy City Heat, and I'm dressed as a gladiator, and I have full a chest plate and helmet with the bristle brush on top of it and everything, and I have a huge dog that I'm dragging around, and they want to know what I'm doing on there, and I tell them we're doing a dog gladiator buddy film, and I tell them it's called Air Caligula, and it's like Air Bud, except for instead of chasing a basketball, he chases a javelin, and it's a good time. You had to be there, Randy.

49:48🔗 Drew The point is that this guy who thinks he's starring in the film doesn't miss a beat, doesn't.

49:53🔗 Adam Yeah, he believes I'm on the lot shooting.

49:55🔗 Drew Doesn't seem the slightest bit disturbed by what Adam has just described and keeps going.

49:59🔗 Adam Larissa?

50:01🔗 Yeah.

50:02🔗 Adam You're 16?

50:03🔗 Caller Yes.

50:03🔗 Adam What's up?

50:05🔗 Caller Well, me and this guy I am going out with, we started having sex, and he doesn't finish, and he doesn't know why, and I don't know why.

50:17🔗 Drew Is he on medication?

50:19🔗 Caller No.

50:19🔗 Drew You sure? And how long does he try before he gives up?

50:25🔗 Caller We go for a while.

50:26🔗 Drew How long? Hours?

50:31🔗 Adam Hours.

50:32🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage What's the problem?

50:34🔗 Drew Well, for most women, more than about 10 minutes is just a houch for most women.

50:38🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I tell myself, except for I say two minutes.

50:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Time distortion.

50:45🔗 Adam Now, what is time anyway? What is it?

50:47🔗 Drew It's a human construct.

50:49🔗 Adam Yes, so was there a time before somebody invented a calendar and a wristwatch? I don't think so. And a penis? Larissa, that came before the wristwatch? Did it. I think it may have.

51:00🔗 Drew On the flip side, they wore it on their wrist today.

51:02🔗 Adam That's right. Hey, so Larissa.

51:04🔗 Yeah.

51:06🔗 Adam Let's see, does he masturbate?

51:08🔗 Caller Not often.

51:12🔗 Adam Maybe that's... He's got to get himself into some kind of training.

51:14🔗 Drew Yeah, how old is he?

51:15🔗 Caller He's 17.

51:17🔗 Adam Wow, maybe there's a brain tumor.

51:19🔗 Drew Yeah, this is disturbing or confusing to us.

51:22🔗 Adam He's 17 and doesn't masturbate often.

51:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:25🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I was ahead of my time, I thought.

51:27🔗 Drew How often do you guys have sex?

51:30🔗 Caller Like a couple of times a week, maybe. And it's kind of like unsatisfying for me and like, I don't know, especially.

51:37🔗 Drew Unsatisfying, this is again, just between men and women, unsatisfying for her because he doesn't finish.

51:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

51:42🔗 Adam Really, what? Does he give you oral sex?

51:45🔗 Caller He does. Yeah.

51:47🔗 Drew There's no, there's no, there's no, I'm doing it right. The receptivity experience doesn't get completed unless.

51:54🔗 Adam Do you not enjoy the oral sex?

51:59🔗 Caller And he does, but I don't know. All right, look.

52:02🔗 Adam I don't know.

52:03🔗 Drew Look, Larissa.

52:03🔗 Adam Do you like this guy?

52:05🔗 Caller I do.

52:07🔗 Adam Tell him Dr. Drew said to beat off.

52:10🔗 Caller Uh-oh, good question.

52:11🔗 Adam That was a good question. But Drew, you're not supposed to announce good question after your own question.

52:16🔗 Drew Somebody's gotta do it.

52:17🔗 Adam That's a wrestling move. You'd be the pompous doctor. Does he wear a condom?

52:21🔗 Caller Oh, good question.

52:23🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thanks, me.

52:25🔗 Adam Yeah. And then you pull out the tongue depressor and say, we're going in the back door.

52:30🔗 Drew Does he wear a condom?

52:33🔗 Caller Sometimes.

52:34🔗 Drew Sometimes. And when he doesn't wear a condom, does the performance change?

52:37🔗 Caller Not really.

52:39🔗 Drew And when did this start happening to him?

52:42🔗 Caller I don't know.

52:43🔗 Drew Ba-ba-ba-ba.

52:45🔗 Adam Yeah, he doesn't know anything.

52:48🔗 Drew Maybe, whatever.

52:50🔗 Adam It's, there's this thing and it strikes like one out of every four teenagers, more men than women, but it seems to be a fair amount of women as well. Especially the ones that call the show. That's just sort of apathetic, confused, tired teenager thing where like.

53:07🔗 Drew Helpless.

53:08🔗 Adam They ask you a question and you know, like, so it's like they go, it's like if they pulled their car into a mechanic and they said, it's, it's not running right. And you said, well, is it overheating?

53:18🔗 Drew And they went, I don't know.

53:21🔗 Adam They're almost a little, they're a little put off that you're even asking them a more quite follow up questions about a question they brought up and then it's just all these sort of vague. Oh, I don't know. It's almost, they're just running out of steam with their own question.

53:34🔗 Drew They're wanting to be fixed. They want you to fix them magically.

53:37🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Can you be a bit more vague? Multiple choice type of situation.

53:41🔗 Drew That have a certain amount of emptiness and have certain kinds of character logic issues. They expect you to come in and just fix them.

53:47🔗 Adam Yeah, well, it's not gonna work.

53:49🔗 Drew It takes hard work. You gotta, yeah, you gotta gain some insights. You gotta initiate some change yourself.

53:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:55🔗 Drew You gotta take action.

53:57🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I work on it all the time.

53:59🔗 Adam Oh yeah, the macho man is first, he looks in the mirror for a good long time in the morning.

54:04🔗 Drew He does a pose down.

54:05🔗 Adam Does a pose down, pose down in the mirror.

54:06🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Every morning and every night.

54:08🔗 Adam But then it's right to the therapist's office where he does another pose down.

54:11🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

54:12🔗 Adam For 50 minutes and then it's to the chiropractor where he does the pose down and then he goes to church where he poses down for final poses.

54:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

54:20🔗 Adam All right, let's talk.

54:21🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I resemble all those remarks.

54:22🔗 Adam Let's have a question for the macho man. Ernest?

54:26🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah.

54:28🔗 Adam You're 18.

54:28🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage The excitement.

54:31🔗 Adam What's happening? You have a question for the macho man?

54:34🔗 Caller Yeah, hey, macho man, how you doing?

54:35🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Hey man, what's up?

54:37🔗 Caller Yeah, my question is, are we gonna see you anytime soon return to the ring or are you through with wrestling forever?

54:46🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage If Hogan accepts the challenge, I'm there. If not, I'm all about the music.

54:51🔗 Adam Cause you've done everything you need to do?

54:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right. I'm satisfied with everything, the way it went down and just got one little personal grudge, you know, that was started by him and I'm counter punching.

55:01🔗 Adam And are you, now you seem like you've, I'm sure you've had your share of injuries, but you're not, you're not in a wheelchair. I mean, you're moving around pretty good.

55:09🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right. No complaints. You know what I mean? When you use your body as a battery ram for all those years, it's the nature of the beast. You know what I mean? I just, some people get on the air and they talk about A to Z, you know, what happened to them, but I'm not all about that. You know, if you can, you know, climb in the ring, just do the deal. Entertain the people one, one time, do it the real way.

55:26🔗 Adam God bless you. Ernest?

55:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:28🔗 Adam You like wrestling?

55:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I like it.

55:31🔗 Adam Now who, who, who's your second favorite wrestler?

55:34🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go.

55:35🔗 Adam Such a macho man.

55:36🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm liking that.

55:36🔗 Caller Well, Macho Man's one of my favorites, but my top favorite is Stone Cold.

55:42🔗 Adam Oh, please.

55:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He's a good dude.

55:43🔗 Adam He's good people.

55:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, he's good people. Right through your goal.

55:46🔗 Adam What about the Honky Tonk man?

55:48🔗 Caller Yeah, he's cool too.

55:50🔗 Adam What about the Iron Sheik?

55:52🔗 Caller Iron Sheik's good.

55:54🔗 Adam What about, what about the British Bulldogs?

55:57🔗 Caller Yeah, I like the British Bulldog when he used to wrestle.

56:00🔗 Adam Okay. Any, anybody else I can feed here? You're going to come up with a few? No.

56:04🔗 Caller No, no, there's that new wrestler Brock Lesnar.

56:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

56:07🔗 Caller Macho Man, I don't know if he's seen him yet.

56:10🔗 Adam Have you seen, what do you think of the new guys?

56:12🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I think they're working hard. I know the trips that they're making all around the world. And I think it's all positive, man. I think they're, you know, busting their asses.

56:21🔗 Adam Who is the best beside you?

56:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'll tell you, well, I think the best is, and I'd say I'd narrow it down to two guys because of leadership in the dressing room and not trying to stir it up, you know, is the Rock. The Rock and the Undertaker.

56:35🔗 Adam Oh, the Undertaker.

56:36🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, they go in there and they shake hands with everybody and they're, you know, it's hard enough to be away from your families rather than, you know, getting off, you know, just disturbing everybody and just, you know, getting involved and, you know, stirring it up.

56:49🔗 Adam I like about the Undertaker, I like his ghoulish henchmen. The guy wears the tines, all white and his eyes are all bugged down. He's all chubby.

56:56🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, Paul Bearer.

56:57🔗 Adam Paul Bearer.

56:58🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right, there you go. There you go, yeah, yeah, he was cool, yeah. Yeah, he's good people, Paul Bearer. Good people, he is good people, massively.

57:07🔗 Adam He is a guy, he's got the belly slopping over the pants. He's real doughy and he paints himself white. I mean, it looks like he's said, Rick Amortis has said in quite a number of years ago, he's got these bugged out eyes.

57:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know, he really did the funeral thing.

57:22🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

57:22🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, he really did. You know, most people are playing a part or whatever, but he was really the deal. Quadruple chin.

57:28🔗 Adam The, what about Jake the snake?

57:32🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Are you asking me? Yeah, he was, he's all right. You know what I mean? He had his run and you know, Yeah, he seemed like he would have smelled.

57:39🔗 Adam Smelly guy, Jake the snake. And I'm trying to think.

57:42🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage The snake bit me one time.

57:44🔗 Adam Oh really?

57:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, and it was supposed to be de-venomized and like five days later, my arm swelled up.

57:49🔗 Drew I was gonna say, yeah, human bites are horrible.

57:52🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh my God, yeah, it was a snake bite, snake bite.

57:54🔗 Adam Oh, not him, the snake bit him.

57:56🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage King Cobra.

57:56🔗 Adam Jake the snake had a snake.

57:58🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right, and it bit me, you know, and I actually knew what was gonna happen. I got tied up in the ropes and, you know, it was part of the script and then it was supposed to be de-venomized and everything and my, just my arm just blew up twice its size and man, I got scared. I ran to the hospital and that, you know, told them the deal, you know, antibiotics and everything. But the real, the wind up of the story is 12 days later, the snake died. It really did, man. It was like.

58:20🔗 Adam He got some of that.

58:21🔗 Drew Randy's essence.

58:22🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right. So watch it.

58:25🔗 Adam Well, wait a sec, wait a sec. I thought, I thought Jake the snake had a python that he wore around his neck.

58:32🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage At different times, different snakes.

58:34🔗 Adam Different snakes.

58:35🔗 Drew Cobra, the guy.

58:36🔗 Adam Yeah. I always see, cause his name wasn't Jake the specific snake. His name was Jake the snake.

58:42🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go.

58:43🔗 Adam Any reptile that fell into the snake nomenclature would, would work for, for Jake the snake, right? Of course. So he had a cobra.

58:51🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yep.

58:51🔗 Adam Oh, that's bad times.

58:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I know it.

58:53🔗 Adam Cobras are scary.

58:55🔗 Drew And what were you thinking? And what was going through your head when you read, you know, you figure I've got to get bitten by the snake.

58:59🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Well, you know, Vince had that silver tongue talking to me about it. I'm questioning it, you know? I said, okay, bring me a half a case of beer in the dressing room, right? So I can have a drink of courage before I go out there and do this deal.

59:10🔗 Adam How do you know where the snake's gonna bite you and stuff?

59:13🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh, they, they put it toward my arm. You know what I mean? And it actually bit my arm and they wouldn't let go. They wouldn't let go. And then, and then they wouldn't even show it on TV. They put a big red X over it.

59:24🔗 Adam Oh, no.

59:24🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You know what I mean? Like what the?

59:26🔗 Adam Here's the whole thing about anything like that, which is, let's face it. Anyone can be bit by snake. A school girl can be bit by snake and handle it. She doesn't know she's gonna be bit by the snake. It's the part, you know, You're ending doom of knowing. Anyone can be hit in the nuts with a fastball, but who's gonna stand there with their hands on their hips while the pitcher winds up to hit him in the nuts with a fastball.

59:47🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You feel my pain, don't you?

59:49🔗 Drew I'm thinking about the red cross over the snake's mouth. Was it bit Randy? Probably to satisfy the animal rights activists, not to censor anything anybody else might see.

59:59🔗 Adam Yeah, the people that are watching wrestling want to see.

1:00:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage The human rights. The animal one.

1:00:07🔗 Drew It's interesting.

1:00:08🔗 Adam Oh man, a Cobra strike. I would just go nuts. I couldn't believe it. That's wave us.

1:00:14🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Wrestling Andre the Giant was like that. He either liked you or didn't like you.

1:00:19🔗 Adam Oh really?

1:00:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He didn't like me. You know what I mean? And knowing I had to wrestle him.

1:00:23🔗 Adam He just didn't like you.

1:00:25🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Why? If he didn't like you, he didn't like you to the grave.

1:00:29🔗 Adam Right.

1:00:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's just the way Andre was.

1:00:30🔗 Adam There are a handful of guys who just sort of, there's a certain amount of guys in their life that they like. There's a certain amount of guys that they don't like. And it's a little bit of a spin of the cosmic wheel as to who they're going to like and who they're not going to like. And once they think that way, though, that's it, because then they would be wrong if they found out you were nice.

1:00:49🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There's no compromise right there, yeah.

1:00:51🔗 Adam So he didn't like you for one reason or another.

1:00:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh man, it was just like, and it wasn't like I got beat up by my house. I had to travel all the way around the world to get beat up. You know what I mean? It's just like travel to get beat up.

1:01:02🔗 Adam Now he was, I mean, he must have been 550 pounds.

1:01:06🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage He was exactly seven foot five, 550 pounds, right?

1:01:09🔗 Drew And he just dropped on you.

1:01:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Oh man, he was just like, I mean, he could beat up seven of me. You know what I mean? He was just like crazy strong.

1:01:17🔗 Drew Really?

1:01:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I mean, just unbelievable. I mean, they have pictures of him, you know, walking people out of bars with a smile on his face. I mean, he just has hands like catcher's mitts.

1:01:26🔗 Drew Would he work out a lot to build the strength?

1:01:27🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, not at all. He was a giant.

1:01:29🔗 Drew I know, I understand, but he didn't have to.

1:01:31🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, he didn't have to do anything like that. He didn't have to. In fact, they put him in the Washington Redskins for a trial, you know what I mean? Nobody could do nothing with him. Nobody could do nothing with him, but he didn't play. He didn't imagine that, you know what I mean?

1:01:43🔗 Adam He was just standing there, yeah. He probably wasn't horribly mobile. He was incredible, man. I saw the whole story on him. But it's always great when they tell you how much he eats. And he liked-

1:01:54🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And drink.

1:01:55🔗 Adam He liked the booze too, yeah. So he'd drink.

1:01:58🔗 Drew He wanted to do a fletch from Pennywise.

1:02:00🔗 Adam Yeah, except for- Except for another 100, 150 pounds and another foot.

1:02:06🔗 Drew But not another 300 pounds, you know what I mean? Fletcher is the same kind of thing.

1:02:11🔗 Adam Fletcher and Pennywise is 285, 300 pounds. This guy's got another 250 pounds on him, Amy. He's coming in at 550. He, I mean, you know, a guy who's 6'7, 6'8, and 325 pounds is a mountain. A guy who's 550 and 75, that's off the chart.

1:02:31🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And this guy and his date could move too.

1:02:33🔗 Drew Really?

1:02:34🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yeah, so that's crazy. Hogan was smart. He'd buy him six bottles of wine before his matches. You know, he told me to do the same. I said, no, I'm not going to, I'm not going to give him six bottles of wine. And then he goes and beats me up anyway. You know what I mean? So like no difference in the amount of six bottles of wine.

1:02:48🔗 Adam And he would, I mean, he would drink, like, I mean, they would say like he'd go out to eat, eat like five chickens and six loaves of bread and have like seven bottles of wine.

1:02:57🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I mean, all those stories are true too. He was just like incredible.

1:03:00🔗 Adam Well, I mean, you look at it, you look at it this way. If a guy can be a hundred and eighty five hundred and ninety one, see how much do I weigh, one hundred and ninety five pounds, drink a bottle of wine with dinner and be OK with it. You know, you build your tolerance up a little. No problems, you know. So imagine if you've been drinking, you like the booze, you're a Frenchman for Christ's sake and you're five hundred and fifty pounds drinking a case of wine. That's great. Imagine this guy, imagine this guy getting on an airplane sitting next to you. You wouldn't think the airplane would take off. But he's good people. God bless him. Let me rest in peace. Let's let's take another. You don't want to say anything.

1:03:38🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I know, man. He'll come up like the Undertaker and get me.

1:03:42🔗 Adam Is the Undertaker still wrestling?

1:03:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Yes, he is. Yes, he is.

1:03:45🔗 Adam God bless the Undertaker and Paul Bear.

1:03:48🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage There you go. Yeah, they're all good people.

1:03:52🔗 Adam Let's let's talk to now. Let's take six. And we're talking to here. Ma-Madea.

1:04:00🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:04:01🔗 Adam Hey, you're 20. What's going on?

1:04:05🔗 Caller OK, well, I have never been able to have an orgasm with a guy, like even oral sex or anything. But I have no problems having an orgasm when I masturbate. And I like wanted to know if there was something. I've tried like a lot of things to have an orgasm with a guy and nothing has worked. And I'm kind of worried that maybe I like trained myself to have an orgasm like masturbating and I won't be able to have it any other way.

1:04:37🔗 Drew How do you do it by yourself? What's your technique?

1:04:39🔗 Caller How do I do it by myself?

1:04:42🔗 Drew How do you do it by yourself?

1:04:43🔗 How does she do it by herself?

1:04:45🔗 Adam Yes, tell us how.

1:04:46🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm asking how do you do it by yourself? For those who needs to know.

1:04:50🔗 Adam Well, do you use the tub?

1:04:52🔗 Drew Vibrator?

1:04:54🔗 Caller No, hands.

1:04:56🔗 Adam You just diddle. That's good. That's a good realistic way of doing it.

1:04:59🔗 Drew Do that.

1:05:00🔗 Adam Can you incorporate that in the love making act?

1:05:04🔗 Caller Yeah, I have.

1:05:06🔗 Adam Doesn't work?

1:05:07🔗 Caller No, not unless I do it.

1:05:10🔗 Adam Well, do you have an orgasm?

1:05:12🔗 Caller Yeah, if I do it.

1:05:15🔗 Adam I know that. We understand that part. I mean, can the guy be...

1:05:18🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I want to hear it again though...

1:05:19🔗 Adam .performing, because Randy's close himself. If the guy is performing intercourse and he is inside of you and you're diddling yourself, can you have an orgasm? Yeah. All right, you're head of the game. By the way, I count that as one of mine.

1:05:35🔗 Caller That's right.

1:05:37🔗 Adam I mean, I count that.

1:05:38🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You definitely get an assist.

1:05:40🔗 Adam I get an assist. That's right.

1:05:41🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It all counts.

1:05:43🔗 Adam So, look, you're 20. That's ahead of the game.

1:05:46🔗 Drew That's good, Mediah.

1:05:51🔗 Caller Like, are there just clitoral orgasms?

1:05:55🔗 Drew Some women claim they feel something a little different if they're able to have an orgasm during intercourse, but most women aren't able to do that.

1:06:01🔗 Adam You have a boyfriend?

1:06:02🔗 Caller No.

1:06:04🔗 Adam You got to find a boyfriend.

1:06:05🔗 Drew You got to work this stuff out.

1:06:06🔗 Adam You work it out. You're fine. You're 20. You're having orgasms left and right.

1:06:09🔗 Drew You're ahead of the game.

1:06:10🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm free about 4 o'clock tomorrow.

1:06:13🔗 Adam Just going to get up, have some nice steak and eggs. What's the matter, Medea? What do you do for a living?

1:06:21🔗 Caller I'm a receptionist.

1:06:23🔗 Adam Receptionist.

1:06:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:24🔗 Adam You do any drugs? A little speed, maybe?

1:06:31🔗 Caller No speed.

1:06:33🔗 Adam What's your drug?

1:06:33🔗 Drew This pot.

1:06:35🔗 Caller Pot and benzodiazepam.

1:06:40🔗 Drew We certainly hear drug addiction.

1:06:42🔗 Adam What's the benzodiazepam, Stufejera?

1:06:44🔗 Drew Valium-like drugs.

1:06:45🔗 Adam Oh, I know some of those.

1:06:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:06:46🔗 Adam I can get some of those. All right, good luck with the orgasm. Find a guy and dial yourself in.

1:06:52🔗 Drew Men don't make it difficult to have orgasm too, and so does the pot. Oh, really? That made part of the problem.

1:06:56🔗 Adam Here's the thing. A lot of 20-year-old women don't have an orgasm anyway, so if you have an orgasm with a guy, even if you're sort of doing it manually.

1:07:04🔗 Caller Even a guy in a room.

1:07:06🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Even in the same state.

1:07:08🔗 Drew That's how it counts, then.

1:07:09🔗 Adam Yeah, I count that. And again, the assist thing.

1:07:12🔗 Caller I like that.

1:07:13🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, here's what I count. It's like in hockey. You get a point. You know what I mean? If you score a goal, you get two points. You give an assist, you get one point.

1:07:21🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right.

1:07:23🔗 Adam So every two assists, it's like getting a goal. Yeah.

1:07:25🔗 Caller They stopped doing that like 15 years ago, though.

1:07:27🔗 Adam Oh, they stopped doing that?

1:07:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage We're going to bring it back.

1:07:30🔗 Adam Yeah. We're going to bring it back so I can feel good about my sexual practices. What do they do now, Anderson? No more points?

1:07:37🔗 Caller Just a point for an assist and a point for a goal.

1:07:40🔗 Adam Same, same, same point for scoring a goal.

1:07:42🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I like that.

1:07:43🔗 Adam That's even better. That's better.

1:07:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage We're down with that. We're down with that. All right.

1:07:47🔗 Adam Now I got to go get my books open and recalculate things completely.

1:07:50🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I feel macho.

1:07:52🔗 Adam Macho Man, Randy Savage is here. Yes. I feel a hat trick coming on tonight. That's right. He is here. Be a man. Name of the CD. We'll hear something else off of that CD after this.

1:08:04🔗 Caller Loveline.

1:08:06🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:08:19🔗 Adam There, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam.

1:08:21🔗 Caller That's Dr. Drew.

1:08:22🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Kelly Osborne in here tomorrow night. The Macho Man, Randy Savage, in here tonight.

1:08:30🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage In the house.

1:08:33🔗 Adam And we're gonna hear something off the new CD, Be A Man, in just one second. We should probably talk to Cat, who's been on hold for 109 minutes. Actually, let's not talk to her until she gets exactly... Well, let's get to exactly 110 minutes, alright?

1:08:51🔗 Drew We got 28 seconds.

1:08:54🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Four play. A form of four play.

1:08:57🔗 Adam Yeah. I just didn't think of what we would talk about for the next 20 seconds.

1:09:01🔗 Drew Nothing.

1:09:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:03🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage 17, 16, 15, 14, 15.

1:09:05🔗 Adam Why can't we have a little quiet reflection on the radio, you know what I mean?

1:09:09🔗 Drew Let's have some right now.

1:09:10🔗 Caller Gab, gab, gab, gab, gab.

1:09:14🔗 Adam Let's all just go inside for a minute. Let's just focus on some of the things we need to accomplish in life.

1:09:19🔗 Drew Oh, 110.

1:09:21🔗 Adam Well, screw that. You can't? You're 18? 19. Well, you were 18 when you called 110 minutes ago, right?

1:09:30🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Happy birthday to you.

1:09:33🔗 Adam What's up?

1:09:40🔗 Drew It means he likes you a lot. It means he's stalking you, in fact.

1:09:43🔗 Caller Um, no, he's not stalking me.

1:09:54🔗 Adam The sex? Okay. Turn down the TV or whatever's going on in the background there, Cat. Yeah. I'm not gonna blame her because she's been on hold.

1:10:04🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Now we're on hold.

1:10:05🔗 Adam Now we're on hold. I got it. That's a good ironic twist of fate. Alright, so, Cat, is this your boyfriend? Not really. Who is he? Play toy.

1:10:18🔗 Caller Play toy?

1:10:19🔗 Adam Where'd your dad go? He abandoned the family? Where's your dad? Where's your dad?

1:10:26🔗 Caller He's outside.

1:10:29🔗 Adam Outside? You're calling from Texas, so it's 1.30 in the morning there?

1:10:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:35🔗 Adam He's outside? What's he doing? Working on his short game?

1:10:38🔗 Drew Is he in his grave?

1:10:39🔗 Adam Chipping? Yeah, what's he doing outside?

1:10:41🔗 Caller I have no idea.

1:10:43🔗 Drew Smoking crack?

1:10:44🔗 Caller What?

1:10:45🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Looking through the window.

1:10:47🔗 Adam Yes, with his pants down. Is this your stepfather? Your real dad, what's he do for a living?

1:10:55🔗 Caller He's disabled.

1:10:56🔗 Adam He's disabled?

1:10:57🔗 Drew He takes Vicodin all the time.

1:10:59🔗 Adam What happened? He's soaked on Vicodin? He's got arthritis?

1:11:07🔗 Caller Really bad arthritis, yeah.

1:11:09🔗 Caller It runs in our family.

1:11:10🔗 Adam Oh, really? Does it take a lot of pain pills?

1:11:13🔗 Caller In California, the weather messed him up.

1:11:15🔗 Adam The weather messed him up?

1:11:16🔗 Caller Yeah, we moved to Texas and it's cold here.

1:11:19🔗 Adam Oh, I see. All right, so he has arthritis and he can't work. Is he a good guy? Treats you right?

1:11:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:34🔗 Drew Does he have rheumatoid arthritis? He has rheumatoid arthritis, he has deforming arthritis. How does he get around?

1:11:43🔗 Caller He's still walking right at the moment.

1:11:44🔗 Caller He's supposed to be having back surgery, but he's afraid of doctors.

1:11:48🔗 Adam He got out of his car at noon, he's still trying to get in the house, do you understand? Yeah, he can't move on that fast.

1:11:54🔗 Drew And he doesn't take any pain medication? Okay, well that's what we said in the first place.

1:11:59🔗 Adam And what do you mean afraid of doctors?

1:12:01🔗 Drew He doesn't want to stop the pain medicine.

1:12:03🔗 Caller He doesn't like doctors.

1:12:04🔗 Adam Is he doing, Drew's convinced he's hooked on the pain medication?

1:12:07🔗 Caller No.

1:12:08🔗 Adam No?

1:12:09🔗 Caller He doesn't go to surgery.

1:12:11🔗 Drew So he takes the pain medication like Rush does?

1:12:15🔗 Adam Well, look, whatever. Look, don't try to talk her into saying her dad's a junkie.

1:12:19🔗 Drew Well, because I need to break through her denial. She's really, really out there. Listen, rheumatoid arthritis causes mangling of your hands. They dislocate and they look like something you'd see in sort of a, yeah, that's an osteoarthritis.

1:12:32🔗 Adam And I'm looking like Randy.

1:12:33🔗 Drew He can't pick up a fork or something like that.

1:12:35🔗 Adam But you get a slim gym contract and you're cool.

1:12:37🔗 Drew So he has that where he can't make a fit. His hands are mangled.

1:12:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Pretty much, yes.

1:12:44🔗 Drew He probably has this.

1:12:46🔗 Adam What's so much a man have? Let's see those hands.

1:12:48🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Let's see those hands.

1:12:49🔗 Drew That's osteoarthritis.

1:12:51🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. We just, you end up looking like, plug your ears, Randy, but you end up looking like you're retarded. I mean, your hands. The rest of you look like a genius. Your hands look like you're retarded. But the head, genius. Head looks like a genius. Hand looks like a tart. Is that what that is? Bicep looks like a muscle man. No, it's good. It's a good thing. It's a good look. You look at the Mongoloid look, right? It's sort of the... It's nice though.

1:13:13🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's passionately acceptable at this point.

1:13:15🔗 Adam No, it works. It works on you.

1:13:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thank you.

1:13:18🔗 Adam So, Cat. So, all right. So, what's your question then? This guy worships you, but he's not your boyfriend.

1:13:25🔗 Drew Wait, Dad must have been an alcoholic growing up. Must have been.

1:13:27🔗 Caller He's not my boyfriend.

1:13:32🔗 Adam All right. You big gal? I'm getting big gal.

1:13:34🔗 Caller No?

1:13:35🔗 Adam No. What are you coming in at? 135?

1:13:40🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:13:41🔗 Adam You're 4 foot 1?

1:13:43🔗 Caller I'm 11 and a half.

1:13:44🔗 Adam Wow. That's nice. Maybe Dad is outside the window. So what? He's addicted to you. What's the deal? What's the question?

1:13:52🔗 Caller I've never had a guy told me he was addicted to me before.

1:13:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you're 18. There's going to be a lot of stuff that happens to you that hasn't happened to you before.

1:13:59🔗 Drew Did you try to tell him you didn't want to have sex anymore?

1:14:04🔗 Adam All right, so just date the guy. Why are you bothering us?

1:14:08🔗 Caller Because I wasn't exactly sure how to take a guy telling me he's addicted to me.

1:14:11🔗 Caller I'm not a pain medication. I'm not a drug. And I'm not a cigarette. How can you become addicted to a person?

1:14:16🔗 Adam There's something going on. Yeah, Cat, you got something going on with you. Here's all I'm saying, Cat. You can tell us whatever you want to tell us over the radio. All we do is sit around and listen. All we do is listen our whole lives. Like a mechanic listening to an engine tell you you got a spun bearing, can tell you you've lost some oil pressure, can tell you need a ring job. He knows. I said ring, not rim. He knows what's going on. He knows what's going on with that engine. And you could tell him, oh no, it's running fine. It's brand new. Everything's great. But he can just tell you by listening something up. We're listening to you, Cat. We know something's up. And we can spend another 10 minutes trying to get to it or we can just cut our losses.

1:14:55🔗 Drew Or you can just tell us what's going on. We know it's in relation to man. We know your dad may be an addict. I wonder if he was an alcoholic when you were growing up. That kind of thing would sort of explain what we're hearing. Okay, there we go. All right. Thank you. All right, we got it. Thank you.

1:15:09🔗 Adam And your mom's out of the picture.

1:15:10🔗 Caller My mom's out of the country.

1:15:12🔗 Adam Out of the country and a drug addict.

1:15:14🔗 Drew One of the rule of thumb's... One of the rule of thumb's we have...

1:15:16🔗 Adam That's coming together.

1:15:17🔗 Drew Well, there's more. One of the rule of thumb's we have in our program is we've never seen a woman addict who didn't have... Who wasn't married to an addict. The kid comes in for treatment. If a woman is severe enough that she needs treatment, husband's addicted too.

1:15:28🔗 Adam Okay, but there are plenty of husbands that are addicted where the woman isn't. Correct. But if the woman's addicted, chances are the husband is too. But he got out of this one. I think. What's your mom doing in Canada? Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:15:50🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm in vogue. Thank you.

1:15:52🔗 Adam It was heroin, but it's still smuggling. We've all been there. All right. So she's deported. She's in Canada trying to smuggle weed. Your dad, your dad's got it. You might be an addict, too, Kat.

1:16:08🔗 Drew You might inherit that biology.

1:16:10🔗 Adam You might have that gene, yeah. Who's that? Now it's all good. All right.

1:16:21🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's all good.

1:16:23🔗 Adam Listen, Kat. Here's what we're going to do. Here's what I'm saying. There's two kinds of calls. There are kinds of calls where you're like a super tanker and you're transporting oil and you want to do all the preventative stuff so there's not trouble. Do the double haul, no spills, all that stuff. Then there's the drunk guy who already caught it on the coral and now it's about containing the oil that's already leaking out into the sound.

1:16:50🔗 Drew Kat's containment.

1:16:51🔗 Adam Do what it contains, we gotta get the buoys out. Okay, you need to not get pregnant. And you need not to get strung out or hooked on anything.

1:16:58🔗 Drew Which she's going to.

1:17:00🔗 Adam Which you may have the capacity for because of the family. I'm just playing a hunch with the mom mueling in the weed from Mexico and being detained in Canada. Alright, so you need to don't get pregnant.

1:17:13🔗 Drew Don't get strung out.

1:17:14🔗 Adam Get a job fight to keep it, get out of the house. Find Jesus Christ, high protein, low carb. Don't cut out the carb.

1:17:22🔗 Drew Low carb is late in the day.

1:17:24🔗 Adam Late in the day.

1:17:25🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Bring them down.

1:17:25🔗 Adam Taper down. Taper down the carb.

1:17:27🔗 Drew High protein, you need protein.

1:17:28🔗 Adam You need protein.

1:17:29🔗 Drew No alcohol.

1:17:29🔗 Adam No alcohol. Alright? Alright.

1:17:31🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage And see me in the morning.

1:17:33🔗 Adam That's right. We're going to hear a song, another delightful, I would guess this one is more of a ballad.

1:17:40🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I do have a ballad on there by the way.

1:17:43🔗 Adam Be a Man CD, which is the Macho Man Randy Savage's new CD. Oh, I see. I was going to pronounce this, but this is actual capitalized letters. This is called Are You Ready? Be A Man is the name of the CD. Are you ready?

1:22:14🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Thank you.

1:22:15🔗 Adam Yeah. I really enjoyed that one. Randy was telling us how they're playing at the beginning of the NFL game last week.

1:22:22🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage No, during one of the timeouts.

1:22:24🔗 Adam Oh, during one of the timeouts.

1:22:25🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage TV timeouts.

1:22:26🔗 Adam Washington Redskins, Philadelphia Eagles.

1:22:29🔗 Drew Routinely being played during a football game.

1:22:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Good music, goodbye beer, bye and possibly punch guys. We got to take a break. Macho Man, Randy Savage in here tonight. Kelly Osborne in here tomorrow night. Same guest. I don't know why we need both of them. Same person.

1:22:45🔗 Drew Same guy.

1:22:45🔗 Adam Same girl. Same guy. I mean guy. I mean girl. You know what I'm saying.

1:22:49🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I got other personalities I can come in as to. I'm a head case.

1:22:53🔗 Adam We're going to take ourselves a little break. If multiple orgasms, recovery time. Sorry. That's Bill. That's no good. I thought that was a chick. We got good questions. Right, Drew? Maybe the best you've seen in 20 years?

1:23:06🔗 Drew 20.

1:23:07🔗 Caller At least, at least.

1:23:09🔗 Adam All after this. Hey there, buddy, it's Loveline and Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800- Oh, forget about that. It's too late for you guys to call. The Macho Man, Randy Savage, is here tonight. Be a man, name of the CD. I expected the Super Bowl shuffle when I heard that Randy was coming out with the CD. I thought it was gonna be a novelty thing. Not a novelty record.

1:23:38🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Committed to the project.

1:23:39🔗 Adam Wow, yes. That's nice. It's nice for us too, because usually when folks who aren't musicians come out with a CD, we have to sit here and go, hey, that's something. You get stuff like, there you go. There you go.

1:23:58🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Let's go to the phones.

1:23:59🔗 Adam Drew, let's go to the phones. Hurry, we gotta go to the phones. There you go.

1:24:02🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage It's like damning you with fate and praise. Yeah.

1:24:05🔗 Adam It's like, you can always tell when someone is BSing because they're not very specific. Like, remember when my wife overheard you saying that Jimmy said I took a cramp in the shower that one time? Yeah. And she said, did you really take a cramp in the shower? And I said, I don't know about that. And that's how you know I'm lying.

1:24:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Can you be a bit more vague?

1:24:31🔗 Adam Doesn't mean anything. It's something, but it's nothing. It's not a signed confession, but it might as well be, right? I don't know about that. All right, let's talk to Bill, who's 21. Bill? You want to know if it's possible for girls to have multiple orgasm?

1:24:51🔗 Something like that. Real quick from the Macho Man, could I get an ooh yeah?

1:25:01🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ooh, yeah.

1:25:02🔗 Drew Right on.

1:25:03🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage We deliver late. Maybe.

1:25:07🔗 My question here is about, I know that guys, the average refractive period is something like 20 minutes between orgasms.

1:25:17🔗 Drew That's your age. That's your age.

1:25:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Right on.

1:25:20🔗 And I've heard that theoretically girls are supposed to be instantaneous or something close to that.

1:25:26🔗 Drew No, some are. Some are. Some are not.

1:25:28🔗 Okay. Because I was wondering if there's any sort of psychological degree to this because my girlfriend, for example, if I go down on her, if I just have sex with her, she can orgasm during sex, which I know is a gift. But if I go down on her first, she pretty much can never orgasm during sex. And usually after that, there's usually an hour before she's really-

1:25:49🔗 Adam You set the table.

1:25:50🔗 Drew Well, no, no.

1:25:51🔗 Adam Why not?

1:25:51🔗 Drew She orgasms with oral sex and that's it.

1:25:54🔗 Adam Oh, if you go down on her first, she has an orgasm.

1:25:57🔗 Drew Many women have refractory period just like men.

1:25:59🔗 Adam Yeah. So she has an orgasm when you go down on her.

1:26:02🔗 Yeah. She has an orgasm during sex if I don't get it. All right.

1:26:07🔗 Drew Women are a spectrum. 21. Men are one thing. Women are a spectrum from almost instantaneous, repeated orgasms to refractoriness just like men. Yeah.

1:26:18🔗 Adam Women are a rainbow.

1:26:19🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage You took the words right out of my mouth right there.

1:26:21🔗 Drew Randy was going to say that.

1:26:23🔗 Adam Women are skittles and we're milk duds.

1:26:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:26🔗 Adam It's just the same thing.

1:26:27🔗 Drew Emphasis on the duds.

1:26:28🔗 Adam On the duds. On the milk too. I think you can hit milk as well. But they come in many different sizes and colors.

1:26:35🔗 Drew I think skittles is too uniform.

1:26:37🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Isn't it a wonderful thing?

1:26:38🔗 Adam How about gummy bears? Too uniform again? Yeah.

1:26:41🔗 Drew It needs to be like, we got to think of something now.

1:26:45🔗 Adam Rollos?

1:26:46🔗 Drew They're all the same.

1:26:47🔗 Adam I know that's a dude thing.

1:26:48🔗 Drew Yeah, we're Rollos. We're Rollos.

1:26:49🔗 Adam Yeah. I like a milk dud. Yeah. Where are those milk duds?

1:26:54🔗 Drew I love those.

1:26:55🔗 Adam You do? Yeah. Yeah.

1:26:58🔗 Drew Want me to pick the call?

1:26:59🔗 Adam Yeah. I want to go to a movie theater and eat.

1:27:05🔗 Drew Well, now they have real food.

1:27:07🔗 Adam I know. Let me say this.

1:27:10🔗 Drew Adam's tires of the call. It's time for Adam to talk. You almost did that.

1:27:14🔗 Adam Drew, I almost took a call, but then I heard my own voice and I got up some wood. Now I have to finish. But I mean, Drew was just telling me during the break that going down to Pack Bell Stadium over there in San Francisco is amazing because they actually serve real food. And now they serve food everywhere. Like if you go to high school, you can get McDonald's at some high school. You can get some Carl's Jr. or something. You go to the stadium, you could get some Pizza Hut or Carl's Jr. or whatever. Okay, not the greatest food, but at least it's food you know of. You know what you want. You order it. All this stuff. And at the movie theaters too. Now you can get decent stuff. How did we make it through our entire lives where somebody said at school, at the ballpark, at the amusement park, in the movie theater, you get crap. You get super expensive generic crap. You get hot dogs that are sort of white looking that have been boiled on generic buns with crappy accoutrements. In the movie theater, if you got eight bucks, you can get some Skittles or something like that, but the popcorn is going to be crappy. You go to a ballpark, you get nothing. How did we make it 35, 50 years of this? Why? It took so long to get the goddamn Carl's Jr. over to the ballpark.

1:28:30🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage They raised the bar on us.

1:28:32🔗 Adam You have to adapt to change. I'm ready to adapt. I was ready to adapt when I was 10. That's my problem. I'm glad there's decent food now, but I mean, what's up? What took so long?

1:28:43🔗 Drew I have no idea.

1:28:44🔗 Adam How does that work? Somebody decided, well, you want to go to a ballgame and you want to sit there for four hours and just eat a bunch of horrible crap that you would never eat on the outside, as if you're in prison? You can't pack your own crap.

1:28:57🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Just be glad we're all having multiple orgasms.

1:29:00🔗 Adam Yeah, 20 minutes. That's how long it takes.

1:29:03🔗 Drew That's your practice.

1:29:04🔗 Adam My school food, my school food was as if they were trying to punish convicts. That's what you would do. Just horrible, horrible food that is a sort of cancer-causing crap. Drew, you ate it, you had decent food at your school though.

1:29:19🔗 Drew Oh, no, no, no. No?

1:29:20🔗 Adam Good. Macho Man?

1:29:22🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Misery loves company.

1:29:24🔗 Adam What did you eat? You grew up eating nails and broken glass.

1:29:26🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Exactly.

1:29:28🔗 Adam Dinosaur.

1:29:29🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's it. Drink it on, Dale. Take a shot.

1:29:33🔗 Adam Slim Jims.

1:29:34🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's it. We'll start with the Slim Jims.

1:29:35🔗 Drew Steve.

1:29:36🔗 Adam Slim Jim Swizzle Stick.

1:29:38🔗 Drew What's up?

1:29:39🔗 Adam On the dinosaur wee-wee.

1:29:40🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That X-Factor is in there.

1:29:43🔗 Drew The dinosaurs have wee-wee around them.

1:29:44🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage They do. Yet to be determined.

1:29:46🔗 Adam Absolutely.

1:29:47🔗 Drew But not wee-wee.

1:29:48🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. Let me say this. You ever see a horse take a leak? And it's like, wow.

1:29:53🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Like a racehorse.

1:29:55🔗 Adam That's a lot of urine coming out of there all at once. I mean, you'd fill up a five-gallon bucket in about 30 seconds. Imagine a T-Rex taking a leak. I mean, they never show it on any of those shows or anything, but the dinosaurs had to pee, right?

1:30:08🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's right.

1:30:08🔗 Adam And I mean, you see a horse or cow or mule or something, that's a lot of whiz coming out of there. That's a lot of duke coming out there. Oh, what's a horse weigh? 1,300 pounds, 1,500 pounds? What's a T-Rex weigh? What's a Brontosaurus weigh? Tons, multiple tons. Imagine a Brontosaurus taking a leak. I mean, it just had to be, it had to be just like you're opening up a couple of fire hoses, right? I mean, they never show it on any of those. That's the movie I would see. Dinosaurs crapping in the wild as it was simulated. You know what I mean? I mean, like, what does the Duke, I mean, a horse Duke is a huge pile of Duke, right?

1:30:47🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage So you've seen one of Hogan's matches.

1:30:49🔗 Adam I've seen, I've seen horse Duke. Yeah, Hogan probably takes a pretty good size Duke himself.

1:30:55🔗 Drew It's like a rhinoceros times five.

1:30:57🔗 Adam It's big flop, right? Yeah, but, but.

1:30:59🔗 Drew Hippo, five times five.

1:31:01🔗 Adam Times five for the dinosaur? Times 500.

1:31:04🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage That's what I was thinking.

1:31:05🔗 Adam I mean, the hippo is 2,000 pounds. This dinosaur is going to be coming in at, you know, 40 tons. And that is a Duke the size of a Winnebago, Drew. Think about that.

1:31:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Getting a visual?

1:31:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Close your eyes, everybody. They never talk about that.

1:31:22🔗 Drew Why not?

1:31:22🔗 Adam I like to talk about that. Yeah, I mean, you've just, you've just eaten a brontosaurus. You gotta have a 2,000 pound Duke there. Let's get on the internet and figure out how big the brontosaurus was, Drew. How many pounds, all right? Well, get on that and then let's calculate the Duke and then we'll do the math when we come back, right?

1:31:43🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage I'm on it already.

1:31:44🔗 Adam Macho Man Randy Savage is here. I'm sure he has a laminated cheat sheet in his wallet that has all this information, but we're going to get it right off the internet. We'll be back with that calculation after this. Well, that's the show. Kelly Osborne tomorrow night, Randy Macho Man Savage tonight. Thank you for coming in, Randy.

1:32:01🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Not a problem. Thank you for having me. Oh yeah.

1:32:04🔗 Adam It's always a pleasure to see you. Be a man. Name of the CD. It is out. Go out and get it. It's a fine, fine effort. And Hulk, if you're listening, Randy's calling you a pussy.

1:32:16🔗 Drew Bring it on.

1:32:17🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage What?

1:32:18🔗 Adam WrestleMania 20. So until next time, there's Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:32:23🔗 Randy ‘Macho Man’ Savage Ooh, maybe.

1:32:28🔗 This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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