Wednesday, October 1, 2003

0:55🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

2:21🔗 Yes.

2:21🔗 Adam Is that right? That sounds good.

2:22🔗 That's good. We're going to use that from now on.

2:24🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, I mean, you know, I could remember it's everyone was just listening to Zeppelin and Ted Nugent and Yes and stuff. And then Cheap Trick came around and it was sort of to me, Cheap Trick sort of sort of was a soft cushion between, no, I don't know, you know, like between Ted Nugent and Elvis Costello, like, here's something that's sort of not rock, not new wave or has elements of each and it's a nice, nice way to usher that in. Would you, would you agree with that? Where'd you guys get your influence from?

2:57🔗 Cheap Trick Well, I think all of us had different kind of influences, but we're from Chicago. First of all, we all grew up around there. English rock, probably the sixties.

3:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Like who?

3:09🔗 Cheap Trick Yes, Yardbirds, Beatles, Stones, Kinks, Foo.

3:15🔗 Adam But you guys, you guys were sort of kooky when bands weren't too kooky. You know what I mean? I mean, you guys seemed like you had a sense of humor when other bands, you know, every album cover was the guys with their arms crossed and their backs sort of half turned to the camera looking over their shoulder like they were angry. They had to take a picture for the record. It was just full of BS bravado and you guys were sort of nuts.

3:39🔗 Cheap Trick We had the motorcycles on one side and the bikes on the other and that kind of weird.

3:43🔗 Adam Yeah, like you guys had a sort of adolescent semi-retarded sense of humor.

3:48🔗 Cheap Trick Exactly.

3:48🔗 It was kind of a goof on all that stuff. We hated all these people that were so serious. It was all serious. Our joke was these guys would get up there and they'd plug the guitar into the tuner and they'd just be in ecstasy.

3:59🔗 Adam Right.

4:00🔗 Cheap Trick When we started out, we imitated other bands like Queen and stuff and we'd just poke and fun at them.

4:06🔗 Adam Yeah, it was, I mean music has always had a lot of sort of bravado attached to it. I don't, you know, like even, you know, I don't know when that started, probably in the 60s and it just sort of kept going on through. But I never really appreciated feeling like the band was going to kick my ass after I listened to the record or something. And I mean, guys in bands are notorious posies anyway. I think it's over, not Cheap Trick, not Cheap Trick, but that's the point, they didn't have a chip on their shoulder. They didn't have to overcompensate like other bands did. Alright, so Cheap Trick is going to, we're going to hear something off the new CD called The Special One and they're going to be playing at the AeroFest, which is coming up this Saturday, October 4th. Who else is playing on this, Bill?

4:51🔗 Cheap Trick A lot of the bands we used to poke fun at.

4:53🔗 Yeah, we'll get some new ideas.

4:56🔗 Adam Is this, is this, is this sort of an all-star line up?

5:00🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah, I think it's Yes, Journey, Foreigner, Wow, and somebody else.

5:06🔗 We know it's weird when we're the youngest band on the bill.

5:10🔗 Adam Well, I love Cheap Trick and we're going to hear some stuff off their new CD, but I think we're going to play Dream Police before the night, so we're just for a little air drum session, you know what I'm saying? All right, and Drew, did you ever know Cheap Trick was from Chicago?

5:27🔗 Drew No.

5:28🔗 Adam Never would have guessed. But never had any thoughts about where they're from.

5:31🔗 Drew Everywhere, everywhere.

5:32🔗 Adam Or nowhere.

5:33🔗 Drew Or nowhere.

5:35🔗 Adam Cheap Trick was always a weird band to try to put a label on.

5:38🔗 Cheap Trick In our bio, it said the band without a past or something like that.

5:42🔗 Adam Well, it was always like everyone knows Cheap Trick, everyone knows the names, the faces, and the songs, nobody seems to be able to attach any lineage to the band. I didn't know if they were from Scotland or England or... It was hard to tell. I didn't even know Led Zeppelin was from England until I was like 22. I didn't know where the hell anyone was from, but Cheap Trick just seemed like a band that came from some weird planet and I didn't know where they're from. All right, so...

6:11🔗 I'm French.

6:12🔗 Adam Chicago. Let's get to the phones and speak to Marshall, who's 19. Marshall?

6:18🔗 Pound me in the ass, I got on. Yeah.

6:22🔗 Adam No, we don't want to talk to him? No, he hung up. A lot of Cheap Trick fans out in the street, by the way. Not just Marshall over here. Lots of people driving up, standing around. I'm not sure what they're waiting for, if Cheap Trick's already in the studio.

6:38🔗 Drew They didn't know you were here?

6:39🔗 Adam Oh, maybe they didn't know.

6:41🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah, they knew. They knew we came through and they saw me.

6:43🔗 Adam Wow, maybe there's way more people out there. I don't like feeling like I'm like the booby prize on my show. You know what I mean? It's like, hey, it's Adam, hey.

6:53🔗 Drew Yeah, they bum rushed my car and they went, oh.

6:55🔗 Adam It's just the star of the show. Kelsey?

6:59🔗 Yeah.

7:00🔗 Adam You're 15?

7:01🔗 Caller Yes.

7:01🔗 Adam What's up?

7:04🔗 Caller I'm having some, we don't really know what's going on, but every time me and my boyfriend have sex, it still really hurts like it's the first time.

7:13🔗 Drew How close to the first time is it?

7:16🔗 Caller We had sex for the first time three months ago.

7:19🔗 Drew How many times have you been trying since then?

7:22🔗 Caller Pretty often, like probably about once like every two weeks we try, but it's just.

7:28🔗 Drew You've tried about six times then.

7:30🔗 Caller Well, yeah, probably more than that though.

7:32🔗 Drew God bless Kelsey for trying.

7:35🔗 Adam How old's your boyfriend?

7:36🔗 Caller He's 18.

7:37🔗 Drew Do you use a condom? Oh boy. Well, this may be your body telling you you're not ready for this, right? Because one of the more common reasons that women get pain at the point of insertion is because of spasm of those muscles down there. That's because maybe you're nervous.

7:53🔗 Caller That's what I kind of figured, but I wasn't for sure anything.

7:56🔗 Drew Well, I'm glad you figured it. Now let's sort of empower you to follow those feelings and maybe say, hey, I'm not quite ready for this.

8:02🔗 Adam Or you get some wine coolers and you push through. You know, I mean, that's what my dad, I remember he sent my sister down and said, there's two ways you go. The cowards route. Or you could take these and he slid some wine coolers to her.

8:16🔗 Drew It would be fair. She was 16. That's good advice. Kelsey's 15.

8:19🔗 Adam Oh, Kelsey's 15.

8:21🔗 Yeah.

8:22🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, I think my dad knew that while he didn't want to see his daughter go through that, he knew the frustration of being a 16, 17 year old boy and what that's about.

8:33🔗 Drew Not being able to penetrate.

8:34🔗 Yeah.

8:35🔗 Caller Well, we've been together for like a year and a half now.

8:38🔗 Drew I'm glad about that, but if that's true and if he cares about you, maybe he'll slow down a little bit.

8:44🔗 Caller Right.

8:44🔗 Adam You didn't meet him.

8:44🔗 Caller Hold on.

8:46🔗 Adam You didn't meet him when you were 13, did you?

8:48🔗 Caller No.

8:49🔗 Drew 14.

8:51🔗 Adam Because even 14 and 16 or 17 is a little bit.

8:54🔗 Drew It's a little weird.

8:55🔗 Adam It's a good couple of years there.

8:57🔗 Drew It's a meaningful difference. It's a freshman and a junior.

9:03🔗 Adam I mean, she could be in the 8th or 9th grade. He could be a junior in high school, you know. That's a little creepy. All right. How old is he? Is he a senior now?

9:12🔗 Caller He just graduated.

9:14🔗 Adam Oh, he just graduated.

9:15🔗 Drew She's a soft.

9:16🔗 Adam And you're in the 10th grade?

9:17🔗 Caller Yes.

9:18🔗 Drew Hopefully.

9:19🔗 Adam Yeah, that's a little weird.

9:20🔗 Drew Is he going to college?

9:22🔗 Adam No.

9:24🔗 Drew Right now.

9:24🔗 Adam Getting a study done.

9:26🔗 Drew Right now.

9:27🔗 Adam Let me tell you what. Huh.

9:28🔗 Drew I know.

9:29🔗 Adam Huh with college is the equivalent to what do you do for a living? Right now. Right now. It's never followed by an orthopedic surgeon. Right now. Right now means sit down. There's a story here. Right now. Blew my knee out. You know, there's a little grunt, especially the guy just his pants a little bit. It's always going to be right now.

9:59🔗 Drew I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night.

10:10🔗 Adam I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. I'm in the middle of the night. But as soon as we get the funding, it's always right now.

10:52🔗 Drew No one says right now. Like, Tail Hooker, Navy, I fly off carrier decks, fly F-14s, you know, Tomcat? No, that starts with an inhale. You know, that's the nasal thing.

11:03🔗 Caller Yeah, this is... This is you?

11:04🔗 Drew Yeah, we're here.

11:05🔗 Caller I don't know if you guys are going to remember, but I called like a week ago.

11:09🔗 Drew Yeah?

11:10🔗 Caller And, uh...

11:10🔗 Drew Whatever. Go ahead.

11:13🔗 Caller Well, I just wanted to like tell you guys how your show helped me and everything like that. And I called like a week ago. My mom has Huntington's Correa. She has six months to live and my dad's in the public. You know, I don't remember.

11:23🔗 Drew I do remember this.

11:24🔗 Adam Remember her? Oh yeah, we're talking about the disease.

11:28🔗 Drew You were having trouble sort of having a life. You were having trouble talking to people because you were busy taking care of everybody, right?

11:34🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I took your advice and I tried to go to Al-Anon and I tried to go there in the past. But I can't open up to like a bunch of strangers. So that didn't work out.

11:44🔗 Drew Well, you can get a sponsor and get a relationship with somebody and then they won't be a stranger anymore.

11:50🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. But I don't know. Everybody like looked at me with sympathy in their eyes. I can't stand that. But at any rate, so then I tried to go again afterwards and it didn't work out. So then I was just ready to give up and I listened to something Adam said to somebody. He said that if you're not going to get therapy for yourself, at least get it for your kids. I started thinking about how like I've been reflecting on my brothers and sisters.

12:12🔗 Adam Right now I'm doing a radio show.

12:15🔗 Drew And?

12:16🔗 Caller And so then I started realizing that I need to do something if not for me for them.

12:21🔗 Drew All right.

12:22🔗 Caller I was reading your book and I don't I'm very good strokes and alcohol so I don't have any problems like that.

12:27🔗 Drew My book?

12:27🔗 Caller I was able to relate a really lot.

12:29🔗 Drew You're talking about the book I just cracked. You're talking about my book.

12:32🔗 Caller Yeah. It was amazing too. I really have to compliment you.

12:34🔗 Adam What do you think she was talking about?

12:35🔗 Drew Maybe our book. Maybe our book.

12:37🔗 Adam No.

12:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:38🔗 Adam Your book.

12:38🔗 Caller It was really great and it really got me to think about how lucky I am that I'm not like that. So then I decided to go into therapy and everything like that and I went to therapy on Monday and I seemed to really be able to open up to a person and everything. I just wanted to let you guys know that it was like mainly because of you and your show and everything like that. And although you're not thinking you're helping people, you really are.

12:57🔗 Drew Well, Lisa, thank you.

12:59🔗 Adam Well, it's not that we don't think we help people. It's that we don't worry about it that much.

13:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:04🔗 Adam I mean, it's songs of checks.

13:05🔗 Caller I've been listening to you guys for like years now.

13:07🔗 Adam Drew said that's always been his motto. What's that?

13:10🔗 Drew Lisa, that's great. It would be an honor if we actually contribute meaningfully because you've got quite a load you're dealing with. And if you can make it less comfortable, less painful and more productive, that's a big deal.

13:25🔗 Adam Oh, good. Well, listen, usually we don't help people.

13:30🔗 Drew Well, usually we're busy trying to change the culture, not so much the individuals we're talking to.

13:36🔗 Adam We don't have a lot of individual success stories on this show.

13:39🔗 Drew We're not trying to do that. It's ridiculous.

13:41🔗 Adam It'd be nice if someone was helped once and once. There you go. All right. Look at us, making a difference. One, one screwed up teen at a time. What are we going to, I want to hear a Cheap Trick song. Take a call and then hear a Cheap Trick song?

13:55🔗 Drew Yes. One more call.

13:57🔗 Adam We got to figure about when we're going to hear Dream Police too, because that's, that's going to be very important. Very important. You ever do any air drumming to that song?

14:06🔗 Drew No, I wasn't one of those guys.

14:09🔗 Adam How old were you when, like, let's say, Live at the Budokan came out?

14:12🔗 Drew You're going to have to give me a year.

14:14🔗 Adam 78? 78? Yeah? Is that right? That's right.

14:20🔗 Drew 19.

14:21🔗 Adam 19. Get a lot of that up in, where were you, Amherst?

14:25🔗 Drew No.

14:25🔗 Adam Not a lot of Cheap Trick up there. What year was it in 1978 when you were in Amherst? In the 40s.

14:32🔗 Drew Yeah, 42.

14:33🔗 Adam Oh, you guys, The War hadn't even started yet.

14:34🔗 Drew Yeah, there was a lot of Glenn Miller, that kind of thing, I'm just shocked when I got there.

14:38🔗 Adam You get the new Guy Lombardo, 78. Alright, so when did it become 78 for you? Like 86? 83. What year is it now? For you?

14:52🔗 Drew 92.

14:53🔗 Adam 92?

14:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:54🔗 Drew It's pretty good.

14:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:56🔗 Adam Alright, let's... Dustin? Dustin, you're 18.

15:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:02🔗 Adam What's up?

15:03🔗 Caller Well, first of all, Dr. Jordan Corolla, first time caller, lifetime listener, love you, love your show. The problem is, been with this girl for two years, been through a lot together, hard times, good times, and just about maybe a week or so ago, she decides to tell me that there's somebody else now, that she's losing interest in me and that this new guy's trying to move in. Well, I don't really know if it's something I did or if it's just her wanting to actually just move on. And it hurts me. Alright.

15:35🔗 Drew No question.

15:37🔗 Adam No bogus. No real question. Sorry. From Cheap Trick's hometown of Illinois, by the way, our home state, but no real question. We're labeling this bogus and we grow tired of you. We grow weary. Alright, Dustin? Next time.

15:55🔗 Caller Well, I don't see why you think this is...

15:59🔗 Adam Because it has, you're a balloon with no air. There's nothing in it.

16:03🔗 Drew There's no question.

16:04🔗 Adam You're hollow.

16:05🔗 Drew Your girlfriend's leaving. I wonder why.

16:08🔗 Adam Is it something I did?

16:08🔗 Drew Is it this or is it this? I don't know. We didn't know your girlfriend.

16:10🔗 Adam It's not a question. You gotta, if you're gonna do a bogus question, you gotta keep, let me, let me explain. The operative word in a bogus question is question. Not bogus. People focus on the bogus part, they didn't focus on the question part. You understand, Dustin?

16:25🔗 Caller I understand, man, but you didn't let me get to the question. I was just setting you up.

16:28🔗 Adam Alright.

16:28🔗 Caller To tell you about the question.

16:30🔗 Drew Alright, here we go.

16:32🔗 Caller Alright. Well, here's the thing, I don't know if it's something like I said that I did or if it's something that she's decided upon because we had a big fight before that, too.

16:41🔗 You didn't let me explain that.

16:43🔗 Drew Again.

16:43🔗 Adam What was the nature of the big fight?

16:46🔗 Caller Over money. It's always about money, man.

16:49🔗 Drew Again, still no question. And if really you think that's a question that we could answer, then I'm very concerned about your personality structure, frankly, because that means...

16:59🔗 Adam What personality?

17:00🔗 Drew Well, the narcissism. He can't take any responsibility for her having changed feelings. It's just unthinkable to him.

17:07🔗 Adam Well, what do you mean it's always about money? You're 18.

17:11🔗 Caller Yeah. I understand. I see where you guys are coming from. I'm not trying to cramp your style or nothing. I see what you mean. I should have worded the question a little bit better, but this isn't bogus. This is a problem I got.

17:21🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on a second. It gets confusing. Because there's a lot of people... There's people out there who have bogus questions, and then there are people out there that are sort of hollow, soulless, and wooden, that it's hard to tell what they mean whenever they say it. You know what I mean? It's really like going to Disneyland and hearing what Abe Lincoln has to say. It's hard to tell. It's like when Drew acts, is that just bad acting or is he trying to act bad? We don't know. It seems like he's trying to act bad, but if you were trying to act bad, you wouldn't act that badly. You know, it's confusion.

18:00🔗 Drew Novelty bad, yes.

18:01🔗 Adam Right. Right. So, with Dustin, it's unclear as to whether it's bogus or he's just once in a while, they're guys and guys suffer from this. Women suffer from other things, but guys sort of suffer from that. I'm an alien who's come down on the planet. I'm going to attempt to act like an 18-year-old boy and I'm just going to sit around and watch a lot of TNN and base a cable and try to collect all the information I can and then go out and try it on the world.

18:28🔗 Drew But here's his thing is, the basic question is, how could she leave me? I must have done something. Here's the list of things I've done. Tell me which one is the one that made her leave.

18:39🔗 Adam Dustin?

18:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:41🔗 Adam You're 18, she's 20, right?

18:43🔗 Caller This is correct.

18:45🔗 Adam Okay, so this happens all the time. 20-year-old girls don't hang out with 18-year-old guys that much.

18:51🔗 Drew She left because she's leaving, because her feelings have changed. She will never tell you and you will never know why.

18:56🔗 Adam That's right.

19:00🔗 Drew It's not an event that causes this to happen at your age.

19:03🔗 Adam Robin and Tom are in a band, so they couldn't understand what loss and love are about. But if these guys were regular working guys like us, they would understand that there is no reason. People go from, here's the thing that's hard to understand, and someone should have told all of us this at some point, which is somebody could say you're in love with them and you could say I'm in love with you and everyone's in love, and three weeks later, they're not. And there's no excuses and no reasons. They're just not. This is the nature of the 20 year old, 17 year old, 23 year old relationships. And you just sit around going why, why, I want to answer why. I don't even know why you focus on that. It's just, it's done. It is done. And guys gotta get this, and guys have a little difficulty with this.

19:52🔗 Drew You gotta fix it, if I could figure out where the screw is, I can tighten it down and then we'd be back in again.

19:56🔗 Adam Right.

19:56🔗 Drew It doesn't work like that.

19:58🔗 Adam Alright. Let's hear a little something from Cheap Trick, shall we? This is off the new CD. New CD is called Special One. And this one is called Too Much. Robin Zander, Tom Petersen, both here from the band. 17 million records sold.

24:53🔗 Drew That's huge. Yep.

24:54🔗 Adam You know how many more that is than you've sold?

24:57🔗 Drew 17 million.

24:59🔗 Adam I'm not sure if that's mathematically possible. I think it's actually maybe more.

25:02🔗 Drew 17 million and one?

25:03🔗 Adam Maybe more than that. It just seems like that's not enough. Needs to be more. All right.

25:08🔗 Drew There will be when this album, when this CD hits the markets.

25:12🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

25:12🔗 Drew There you go.

25:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:13🔗 Adam No, wait a minute. It's out. Stop screwing around, Drew. They're going to be at the AeroFest coming up this Saturday at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater. The tickets are sold out. Well, we don't need to plug that then. We'll take ourselves a little break. Cheap Trick here. We'll be right back after this.

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26:02🔗 Adam I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Robin Zander, Tom Peterson, both here from Cheap Trick. Special one, name of the new CD. They're going to be at the AeroFest coming up until we're fourth, but it's sold out. So what are you going to do? We'll hear something else off the new CD in the 11 o'clock hour. We'll hear Dream Police before, because I just got to hear Dream Police. That's my thing.

26:28🔗 Drew Should we hear this background music, just play that whole Best Of while we're talking to people? No. You got to listen to this.

26:34🔗 Adam Yeah, because I'm going to get excited when I turn stuff up.

26:38🔗 Drew How are you going to play that CD with that giant crack in it? Oh, by the way.

26:44🔗 Adam I'm not sure. I pulled... You know, I got the CD carousel that has like 300 CDs, and I whipped it around to Cheap Trick tonight, and then I pulled it out and I brought it because I thought just in case, you know what I mean? Now, I noticed it has a 7-8 inch size crack in the side of it, and it's unclear whether I did that transporting it or it was in the carousel that way and maybe played okay. We'll have to find out on the air. All right. All right. Let's see. Where are we? Let's talk to Victoria. Oh, no.

27:25🔗 Yes.

27:26🔗 Adam You're 23. What's up?

27:28🔗 Caller What's up? Okay. My phone's echoing. Um, okay. I met this kid at work and we kind of, I didn't like him, but then he kept calling my phone because I gave him my number, and then we kind of ended up doing it twice, but then he never called me again.

27:46🔗 Drew In spite of you not liking him, you had sex with him.

27:49🔗 Caller Well, no, I really did like him.

27:51🔗 Drew You finally did like him. What was it you didn't like about him initially?

27:55🔗 Caller God, I liked him so much.

27:56🔗 Drew You liked him so much you didn't like him?

27:58🔗 Adam Well, that's with her initially why she didn't like him.

28:01🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

28:02🔗 Caller The problem I'm having is kind of like that tonight, like when I first met him, I wouldn't talk to him because I was just like, oh, my God, I like that kid, and then I gave him a, oh, if I say this and he's overhearing, oh, no, I gave him a lollipop, and like, then, like, whatever, I haven't talked to him in a couple months. A couple weeks, and like, friggin, I go over to his house and leave a lollipop, and it fell down the hood of his car.

28:29🔗 Drew What kind of work do you do?

28:31🔗 Caller I don't want to say. It's not bad, like, whatever.

28:35🔗 Drew We need to know just generally what kind of place of employ this was.

28:38🔗 Caller But not, certainly entertainment, like, you know, it's nothing bad.

28:43🔗 Adam She's a plate spinner. Feel like you're at the Strip Club now, Victoria? You know what I'd like to do next time we go to Strip Club? Here's how DJs make some money. I'll just pass the hat, get everyone to chip in, go over to the DJ with like $1,300 worth of mashed up fives and twenties and stuff and go, look, we've got this money. We need you to shut the F up for two hours so we can focus on our boners. Can you do that? Can you just spin the tunes and just shut up? Please, please. Here's $1,300. Please. I know this is insulting. It's uncomfortable for me. Please be quiet. Please. Just stuff that into that leather fanny pack you guys are so famous for. You can use it to get a little more, maybe another beret for your ponytail there. Same dude. Same dude.

29:47🔗 Drew I don't know. Victoria sounds like somebody with very poor boundaries, as we say.

29:52🔗 Adam Yeah. What kind of entertainment?

29:54🔗 Caller What?

29:55🔗 Adam What do you mean the entertainment field?

29:57🔗 Caller I guess I could say entertainment. I'm a singer.

30:02🔗 Adam You are? You make a living singing? So you don't have a job singing?

30:11🔗 Caller We'll say it's retail, even. I just want to say where I met him.

30:18🔗 Drew Retail singing?

30:20🔗 Caller You know.

30:21🔗 Adam Why don't you sing Forrest?

30:24🔗 Drew Taboo.

30:25🔗 Adam Do Dream Police or the theme from Taboo 2. Guys having sex with his mom and his sister. He does it with me. Oh yes, he does. I like that part. I like the oh yes he does part. Alright, Victoria. Look, you like this guy, go ahead and have a relationship.

31:06🔗 Caller No, that's not the thing. He acted like he wanted one and I wanted one. But then he stopped all of a sudden calling and I just didn't understand why and I wanted a relationship.

31:15🔗 Drew No, he did because he did. Can we just give this lecture?

31:18🔗 Caller I know, that's what I was going to hang up before because I heard you say that.

31:21🔗 Adam That would have been great. Hey, Victoria, look, here's the guy. And it doesn't mean he made the right move, by the way. I mean, think of all those people who dumped me. They're suicidal.

31:35🔗 Drew They form society support groups to support one another now.

31:38🔗 Adam I'm literally a millionaire. Literally.

31:40🔗 Drew The devastation brought upon these women. And men.

31:43🔗 Adam I'm surprised many of them just didn't hold a crocheting needle to their sternum and just fall forward onto a hardwood floor.

31:51🔗 Drew Don't give them any ideas.

31:52🔗 Adam They're kicking themselves. And believe me, I got dumped by everybody all the time. But look at me now. I'm huge.

32:00🔗 Caller That's my point.

32:01🔗 Adam It doesn't mean you're right, right?

32:03🔗 Drew Will not restore the relationship. Will not be satisfying. You'll be awkward, uncomfortable and painful. Whether it tells you nothing or the truth, whatever it is, it's not going to feel good. So let it go. Just let it go.

32:16🔗 Adam I got some cheap trick questions. Where did the band meet? Meet in school? Chicago? Where did everyone get together?

32:26🔗 Well, we grew up in a small town outside of Chicago, Rockford, Illinois.

32:30🔗 Cheap Trick Tom and the group were together before I met them, for about nine months.

32:34🔗 Adam Right. And how old were you when you met them?

32:38🔗 Cheap Trick Twenty.

32:39🔗 Adam So it's pretty much... How soon after that did the band have success?

32:44🔗 Cheap Trick Well, I knew about these guys, you know, for a long time because they were in bands and stuff and I was in bands before that. But when we put the band together, I was twenty.

32:52🔗 Adam And then...

32:54🔗 Cheap Trick Success came in... with Budokan, actually, in 79.

32:58🔗 Adam Really?

32:59🔗 Cheap Trick So it took us that long. We were together, what, I guess five years before anything.

33:06🔗 Adam Really? Just playing clubs and playing around? Yeah. And did you get a record deal?

33:11🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah, we got a record deal in 76 and our first record came out in 77. We had three records out before Budokan. Didn't do anything.

33:20🔗 Adam Did you feel like maybe that you guys were a little bit before your time in 76 or 77?

33:26🔗 Cheap Trick I don't know. I was starting to think that we weren't going to make it at all. So it wasn't going so well. But then it started doing a lot better.

33:35🔗 Adam So it would it would strike me. I'm not just blowing smoke, but it would strike me. The cheap trick would be one of those bands that a lot of other bands would cite as influences. Do you hear about that? They run into guys who they didn't do it back then, but they will not. Yeah. That's what influenced me to mine and your taboo. Really? But had I started a band, it would have been cheap trick that influenced me. David.

34:03🔗 Yeah.

34:04🔗 Adam You're 23.

34:04🔗 Caller I'm 23.

34:06🔗 Adam What's up?

34:07🔗 Caller Adam. I'll just like to say that you're the funniest man alive.

34:10🔗 Adam Thanks.

34:11🔗 Caller And Dr. Drew, you're awesome, too. So, my girlfriend.

34:19🔗 Drew What about the band?

34:19🔗 Caller Cheap Trick's over here.

34:20🔗 Drew Their new name is Cheap Chopped Liver.

34:23🔗 Caller Cheap Trick, you're amazing as well. Although, I haven't heard that much of your stuff.

34:30🔗 In other words, ever?

34:32🔗 Drew Yes, you have.

34:33🔗 Adam You're going to hear something called Dream Police tonight. Get ready with them air drums.

34:38🔗 Caller Sweet. So, whenever my girlfriend goes down on me, or any girl before her, for that matter, I just, I can't climax.

34:50🔗 Adam I don't like when guys say girls going down on me. I don't like when girls say the guy gave me head. It's always creepy. It's like prison sex.

35:00🔗 Caller This guy gives great head.

35:02🔗 Adam This guy gives great head. It's always like, alright, technically maybe you're right, but it's still weird. You say goes down, we'll say head, and everything will be cool. Right, Drew?

35:12🔗 Drew That's cool.

35:13🔗 Caller Alright.

35:14🔗 Adam David?

35:16🔗 Drew Do you have orgasms during intercourse?

35:18🔗 Caller Yeah, absolutely.

35:19🔗 Drew Just not quickly, or a long time, or what?

35:23🔗 Caller Sometimes quickly, sometimes it'll take a while. But never with fellatio.

35:29🔗 Drew Never too quick.

35:30🔗 Adam Never with fellatio.

35:31🔗 Caller Never.

35:32🔗 Adam Alright, let me tell you something, David. You don't know about Dream Police. You don't have orgasm with fellatio. Yeah, but we got nothing to talk about.

35:41🔗 Drew We understand that we can't hang.

35:43🔗 Adam We can't hang because those are my two topics. When I hang, it's like Dream Police, fellatio, orgasm. That's it. That's all this. That's all. I've heard you.

35:55🔗 Drew I know.

35:55🔗 Adam That's all, Drew?

35:56🔗 Drew And cars. Sometimes.

35:58🔗 Adam As they pertain to Dream Police and fellatio.

36:01🔗 Drew Of course. Of course.

36:02🔗 Adam Like, I could talk about a car. Like, I could say, boy, the new Ferrari 360 Modena, that's a nice car. That's the kind of car I could listen to Dream Police in and get a lot of fellatio in. But only, you know, like I said, only as a segue.

36:18🔗 Drew I understand. You had a little detail about the car too, but only in relation to that.

36:23🔗 Cheap Trick That's a question that's missing on your sheet of paper that you had.

36:26🔗 Drew Yeah, I didn't mention that.

36:26🔗 Cheap Trick No, no. How many celebrities have had fellatio to Dream Place in their car?

36:32🔗 Drew I'm going to add that question.

36:33🔗 Adam I would say like I would have to scotch guard the Connelly leather in the Ferrari because of the concert fellatio that I would be receiving while listening to Dream Place. All right. Are we going to break?

36:46🔗 Drew Yep, we are. Really?

36:47🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Who are we talking to when we come back?

36:51🔗 Drew I don't know. I'm going to...

36:53🔗 Adam That's great radio, by the way.

36:55🔗 Drew Yeah, but look, I mean, do you want to talk? Listen, listen, do you want to talk about excessive body hair? Somebody wants to join the Army? Or somebody who thinks Robin is smoking again? Oh, the Army guy dropped off.

37:07🔗 Adam All right, good.

37:08🔗 Drew I will talk to Chris, whose baby's dad wants to marry her, but she doesn't.

37:13🔗 Adam After this.

37:15🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

37:40🔗 Adam That's Dr. Drew, Tom Peterson, and Robin Zander, both here from Cheap Trick, the legendary Cheap Trick. Never met these guys, glad to meet them. I'm always, I was thinking when I was driving in, Drew, you ever see Fast Times at Ridgemont, huh?

37:55🔗 Drew Yes.

37:56🔗 Adam It was cool when D'amone was trying to sell the Cheap Trick tickets. Doing a little Cheap Trick. That must have been kind of cool. It was sort of fun to be, I don't know why. I mean, I would imagine, you know, you sell millions of records, you do millions of concerts and everything, but stuff like that almost seems like at the end of the career, that's the kind of stuff you remember.

38:23🔗 Cheap Trick It is. It's funny and it's cool to remember the little lines and remember what she says after it. She goes, no, I think that's kid stuff or something like that. I don't need that Cheap Trick ticket, you know.

38:38🔗 Adam We're going to hear one of my favorite Cheap Trick songs soon.

38:42🔗 Drew Going out of this break.

38:43🔗 Adam Going out of this break? What's that mean? We've got to hear the whole song.

38:47🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:49🔗 Adam We've got to hear the whole airdrum. See, Drew, you don't even know Dream Police. You don't know from Dream Police. Chris? You're 19?

38:59🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

39:00🔗 Adam You're baby's dad wants to marry you? But you're into another guy?

39:06🔗 Caller Yes, but I know I shouldn't be, kind of, because...

39:10🔗 Drew It's funny, tonight I'm hearing smoke alarms without there being smoke alarms chirping.

39:14🔗 Adam What's that mean?

39:15🔗 Drew I mean, the people that we're speaking to...

39:17🔗 Adam Ultra white trash? Hey, Chris?

39:21🔗 Caller Huh, yes?

39:22🔗 Adam Would you consider yourself white trash?

39:25🔗 Caller No, I don't.

39:26🔗 Adam See, that's one of the criteria for being white trash. Check. That's how you know. See, I consider myself white trash, therefore...

39:35🔗 Drew You couldn't be.

39:36🔗 Adam Thank you. Chris?

39:38🔗 Caller Yes?

39:39🔗 Adam Where's the guy who's sired your child?

39:45🔗 Caller What do you mean, where is he? He's still in the picture, in a way, like he's a great guy, but just I don't know if he's great for me. Like, okay, we've been together for three and a half years and it was great the first two years. Then I found out I was pregnant and he became a little possessive, but I figured that was just because he wanted, I don't even know why, but he became possessive and I didn't like it. So after I had my son, he proposed and I figured, great, I'm going to start a life, you know, this guy's going to be great, we're going to be a family, but after a while I just started going downhill and then this guy I work with, I just became interested in.

40:29🔗 Drew The bullpen.

40:30🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

40:31🔗 Adam Where, now you're not living with the father, your child, are you?

40:35🔗 Caller No, I moved out.

40:37🔗 Adam You moved out. How long ago did you move out?

40:39🔗 Caller About a, it's going on three months.

40:42🔗 Adam So whatever, for whatever reason, this guy doesn't float your boat, he's not exciting. He likes you.

40:50🔗 Drew He likes you. That's not all good.

40:51🔗 Adam That's not that attractive.

40:52🔗 Drew Right. He wants to be with you and you can't stand that.

40:54🔗 Adam He's too attainable. And maybe he's not the world's greatest guy. But anyway, there's nothing in, you're not into him. And you're trying to get, you're trying to be into him, but it's not really working. Because you're 19. And this, by the way, is why you're not supposed to crank out kids when you're 19. Because you're still a slave to all that crap. And by the way, go ahead and do this if you want. You know, fall in and out of love, be attracted for no good reason, date all the wrong guys, don't date the guys you should be dating, break up with guys you should stay with. Do all that, just minus the kids. And that's, it just becomes like a dream. And you wake up and you're 32 and you have a guy you're married to and a couple kids and who cares? And then you die. Soon. Oh yes.

41:37🔗 Drew Good times.

41:38🔗 Adam But here's the thing. Now you have the kid and now this guy's got to be in the kid's life and there's more at stake. I don't hold a whole lot of hope out for you and the biological dad though because you're 19 and you may be years out of getting this out of your system. So forget about that guy.

41:56🔗 Drew But keep the dad around for the child's sake. You've got to have some kind of relationship with him and he obviously has a financial responsibility for the child also. Whatever you guys do with your relationship, just make sure it's reconciled in some way that's on behalf of the child.

42:10🔗 Adam Hey Chris? What's the matter with you? Are you angry? Where's your dad? Was he mean to you? Abusive?

42:19🔗 Caller No, my dad's dead.

42:21🔗 Drew Dead, left, that's what I was going to say. How old was he?

42:23🔗 Adam Look at that, it's a form of abuse.

42:24🔗 Drew How old were you when he died?

42:26🔗 Adam Passive abuse. How old were you?

42:29🔗 Drew And what did he die from?

42:32🔗 Caller He was murdered.

42:33🔗 Drew Murdered? Was he a drug addict? Was he an alcoholic?

42:36🔗 Caller No, he was an alcoholic but he was a recovered alcoholic.

42:39🔗 Drew Recovering, okay.

42:40🔗 Adam So, he was an alcoholic, though, when he was growing up with you?

42:46🔗 Caller Until I was two and then my mother took us away from him, moved us out of Texas into Indiana.

42:54🔗 Adam Why was he murdered? What happened?

42:56🔗 Caller I don't know.

42:57🔗 Caller I just don't know.

42:59🔗 Drew Well, you sound angry.

43:01🔗 Adam Boy, do you sound angry and rightfully so, but Chris, you're really going to make a horrible mother.

43:08🔗 Caller No, I'm a great mother.

43:09🔗 Adam Yeah. That's strike two.

43:11🔗 Drew Not white trash. Great mother.

43:13🔗 Adam I'm a great mother. That means white trash.

43:15🔗 Drew No insight.

43:15🔗 Adam Horrible mother. Yes. You should label yourself mediocre as a parent at best. Bill Cosby should just medium. He should label himself that. So Chris, how about a little therapy? You had the alcoholic dad who was murdered. You had to sort of flee from him. Now, I worry that you're taking refuge in relationships like this guy from work and stuff. I bet the kid ends up being a stand-up comedian if he's got half of what you got, kid. Just don't get pregnant again with the new guy, okay? And just don't call the show. Please. I'm sorry. I'm sorry you're angry. I'm sorry your dad was abusive. I'm sorry he was a boozer. I'm sorry he was murdered. I'm sorry for your entire life. But there's two things. Don't crank out. And this is for everybody. Including the band. I don't know where you guys are at socially. But here's the thing, everybody. You have the right to be angry. You really do. For what you've been through, what you've seen and the hand that you were dealt in life, you really do have the right to be angry. But the two things you don't have the right to do is crank out kids and screw them up and then call this radio show and screw me up. And not in that order.

44:32🔗 Drew Well, the point is, if you call the show.

44:35🔗 Adam Then you want help.

44:36🔗 Drew To go ahead and listen to what we got to say. We told you a million, we talked to many people like Chris.

44:40🔗 Adam Yes, just don't give us the quiet BS where you just sort of smoke us out, you know, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

44:44🔗 Drew Yeah, whatever.

44:45🔗 Adam Just no more kids. Would you screw ball?

44:48🔗 Drew All right.

44:48🔗 Adam Let's.

44:49🔗 Drew We want to establish.

44:50🔗 Adam And here's the other thing, too. Look, if you get screwed by, you know, the alcoholic dad that way and God knows what goes on with your parents. I mean, essentially having to escape or flee an abusive father, you got to get some therapy. You just do. You at least got to read a book or two. You just have to. Or you have no business raising a kid. You will screw that kid up as bad as you got screwed up.

45:13🔗 Drew And listen, 12 Step is a decent solution. There'll be some real improvement if you genuinely get a sponsor and do the real work.

45:18🔗 Adam Like Alan on or something? Mike?

45:22🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

45:23🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

45:24🔗 Caller Yeah, my problem is I masturbate way too much, like five times a day.

45:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

45:29🔗 Caller And well, you probably don't think it's a problem, but, you know, it's really inconvenient.

45:33🔗 Adam I do things. No, I think it's a problem. It's a little light.

45:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:37🔗 Adam I mean, health, that's 35 times. That's 50 times a week. I've never thought about that. It's less than 200 a month. Do you realize that?

45:45🔗 Drew How dare he?

45:48🔗 Adam You wonder if he's got a tumor or he's producing some, check his thyroid levels, maybe he's producing estrogen. There's all sorts of tests. I'd like to run some tests on you. So five times a day.

45:59🔗 Caller Yeah, usually that's like the average, I guess.

46:01🔗 Adam Right.

46:02🔗 Caller And my parents like found like semen stains in the carpet and stuff like that.

46:07🔗 Adam No, they did not.

46:08🔗 Caller Oh yeah, they did.

46:08🔗 Caller My room's got them all over the damn place.

46:10🔗 Adam No, they did not.

46:11🔗 Caller Yeah, they did.

46:12🔗 Drew Did they know it was semen?

46:14🔗 Adam They have a woods light.

46:15🔗 Caller They were like, what is that?

46:17🔗 Adam No, they did not.

46:18🔗 Drew They saw the Masculado commercials.

46:20🔗 Adam What do you have? What kind of carpet do you have in your room?

46:23🔗 Caller It's just a regular carpet, you know.

46:26🔗 Adam No, nobody sees semen stains in a carpet unless they have a black light.

46:30🔗 Caller Have you ever seen the carpet, Adam?

46:32🔗 Adam What's that?

46:32🔗 Caller I'm sure you have, haven't you? You can totally see it.

46:35🔗 Adam Listen, I know this is going to sound ironic to call you a jack-off, but listen, jack-off, don't call the show. And Drew, what kind of idiot are you? My mom found semen stains in the carpet.

46:46🔗 Drew But she didn't know. She just saw something in the carpet and said, what's this?

46:48🔗 Adam What's this? It's not jizz. I'll tell you that much. That much I know. Could be anything else but semen.

46:56🔗 Drew It's been a good night so far, Adam.

46:59🔗 Adam Listen, look, who's screening this show tonight? Stop with the jack-offs. We've got people who can't put sentences together. We have guys that are full of crap. And I'm compelled to talk to them. Who was that? We're going to break.

47:12🔗 Drew We're late for break.

47:13🔗 Cheap Trick We're late for break.

47:14🔗 Adam We're late for break.

47:15🔗 Drew Yes, yes.

47:16🔗 Caller All right.

47:17🔗 Adam Mike, you lie. You lie like the rug that you say Seaman was in. All bastard.

47:23🔗 Caller All right.

47:23🔗 Adam Cheap Trick here tonight. We'll take a quick break.

47:25🔗 Caller We'll be right back. Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up? 877-889-DATE.

48:24🔗 Adam This is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tom Peterson, Robin Zander, both here from Cheap Trick tonight. Special one, name of the new CD. Let's see, 17 million records sold, 40 gold in platinum records. You guys in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

48:42🔗 No.

48:43🔗 Adam Negative. What is up? You'll be in there. You'll be in there soon.

48:49🔗 I don't know. There's a lot of people that you've been in before us.

48:52🔗 Adam I know some guys over there. Really? Yeah. Who should be in there before you guys? And then who's in that shouldn't be in there?

48:58🔗 Well, that's a big list, too. There's lots of ringers in there.

49:02🔗 Adam It is weird that there's certain folks in there whose career didn't seem to, you know, that seemed like a right couple of songs sprinkled in in the right couple of years and pow, there you have it. Or maybe they were one of the bigger bands in their genre that no one seemed to care for, I guess. I'm trying to think of what the criteria is to get in there. And it seems a little bit random sometimes.

49:30🔗 Cheap Trick I think some of it's just personal hatred. The president doesn't want them in there, so they'll never be in there. Really?

49:37🔗 Adam I don't know. Do you get to qualifies at like the baseball hall of fame or football hall of fame where it's like you retire and then five years later you can qualify?

49:46🔗 Do you have to be any good in other words? No, I don't think so.

49:48🔗 Adam But do you have to, is there a time period? Like could you be a band that's still together and still playing and only been playing for five years and you get in? No, no, it's 25 years.

50:01🔗 25 years after your first release.

50:02🔗 Adam 25 years after the first release. Right. Alright, so you guys are there, right?

50:07🔗 Yeah.

50:07🔗 Adam Alright, you should be in. Well, I'll make Drew.

50:10🔗 Alright, you can say it.

50:11🔗 Drew Make a call, Adam.

50:12🔗 Adam Don't make me make the call.

50:15🔗 Who do you call exactly?

50:17🔗 Adam Just general information. Cleveland. Stuff like that. Alright, well, anyway, Cheap Trick here tonight. Soon to be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. They just have to be. Let's talk to... Cheap Trick should be in there because they're innovative. They're innovative bands.

50:36🔗 Drew Do we hear a song? Should we hear the song?

50:37🔗 Adam I like the Earl of Dream Police.

50:39🔗 Drew Okay.

50:39🔗 Adam That's my thing. I'm going to be doing... You guys may want to do a little air drumming. This is a song about police when you dream. And? And it goes a little something like this. Ah, yes. A little dream police for you, Drew. Like that drumming in that song?

54:42🔗 Drew Nice.

54:43🔗 Adam Yep. Brings me back. I didn't know that song came out in 78. Jesus Christ. Is that 25 years?

54:50🔗 Drew Our average listener's parents.

54:52🔗 Adam Really?

54:53🔗 Drew Would be 25 then.

54:57🔗 Adam Good times. Rob and Tom both here from Cheap Trick. We're gonna go back to the phones. Let's get some good callers. You ready? Here we go. Starting with Tracy, who's 18. Tracy?

55:12🔗 Drew Is the helicopter out? You sending a helicopter out? Hello?

55:23🔗 Adam You know what I feel like? I just, I feel like I gave the team an inspirational speech, turned around to start to run out in the field and got hit with a pigeon and the nuts. You know what I mean? And then doubled over in front of the team and just fell down while they all just looked at me. Just a low flying pigeon right in the sack. That's what that felt like to me. And we're going to try this again?

55:45🔗 Drew Yes.

55:45🔗 Adam And it's not going to discourage us, right? We're coming back. We're coming back strong. We're a second half type team. That's right, we're in the second half here. The point is is Dream Police is sort of our anthem. And that inspired us. So here we go. We're moving forward. We're looking forward. Annabelle.

56:06🔗 Caller Yes.

56:07🔗 Adam You're 24.

56:08🔗 Drew Another dynamic Loveline caller.

56:10🔗 Adam What is up?

56:11🔗 Caller I had a question for Dr. Drew.

56:13🔗 Drew Yes, ma'am.

56:13🔗 Adam All right.

56:15🔗 Caller I seem to have a breast bigger than the other and I asked my doctor and he said it was normal but.

56:21🔗 Drew Yes, it's very common for there to be a difference in size, one or two cup sizes, a different directionality or position.

56:31🔗 Adam That's our smoke detector. That's the chirp from the smoke detector. We have to pace it now. That came in about 22 seconds. They usually come in about 30. We've done a lot of research on this. It's our only, it's a sort of our muse, this timing smoke detectors. They usually come in and this is the low battery chirp. It's not the smoke detector going off. It's the thing that says. You need to get a battery which goes on for many months.

56:58🔗 Drew Sometimes years.

56:59🔗 Adam In our listeners homes. No, because the battery wears out.

57:01🔗 Drew Eventually, OK, there it is.

57:04🔗 Adam All right. So that was 58 and 22. Sonny, Sonny, a quick pace here. You're a little faster. Normal. Oh, no, it's about right about 35, 36. Yeah, that's right in there. All right. We've become experts at this. Hey, Annabelle. Yeah. And also the phones always seem to cut out during the smoke detector calls. Annabelle. What room are you in right now? The living room. Is that where the smoke detector is? Uh-huh. Here it comes.

57:35🔗 Caller Three, two, one.

57:38🔗 Adam Good. That's about a half second off there. Came in about 33.

57:43🔗 Drew 32 and a half.

57:44🔗 Caller 32 and a half, 33.

57:46🔗 Adam See if we can time this. So if 33 means we should be coming in over the minute, then about eight seconds over the minute, right?

57:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:55🔗 Adam We'll look for that. Annabelle, we got to kill a little time for just about 13 seconds, all right? All right.

58:04🔗 Drew How long has the thing been chirping? What was it?

58:07🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Five, four, three, two, one. Now. Thank you.

58:13🔗 Caller How long has the thing been chirping?

58:14🔗 Adam Now that we've successfully paced the thing, which is I have to do it. And sometimes it takes, sometimes we'll dedicate the entire second hour to trying to pace the smoke detector. But I've got it down now. It's about 36, 37 seconds.

58:29🔗 Drew How long has that thing been chirping there, Annabelle?

58:32🔗 Adam I don't know. Yeah, you would have no way of knowing.

58:37🔗 Drew Two years, two years.

58:38🔗 Adam Two years.

58:39🔗 Cheap Trick Are the smoke detectors typically that far apart?

58:43🔗 Drew The 35 seconds? Yeah, we found, we found.

58:46🔗 Adam Now, in Europe, it doesn't matter what thing, you know.

58:48🔗 Cheap Trick What model or anything.

58:49🔗 Drew Apparently not. Some international. North American, international.

58:52🔗 Adam The Coleman 700 series tends to run more in the 40-second range. But first alert, 31, 32 seconds, yeah, depending on.

59:03🔗 Cheap Trick That'd be my choice at first alert.

59:04🔗 Adam Yeah, you get a couple extra seconds for you and the family.

59:08🔗 Caller How's it coming?

59:09🔗 Drew About six seconds. Three.

59:13🔗 Caller Two.

59:15🔗 Drew We could have missed it because the phone.

59:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:17🔗 Drew The phone's out.

59:18🔗 Caller All right.

59:19🔗 Adam So now Annabelle's. Annabelle. Oh, there it goes. Annabelle? Okay. Sounds like you're moving further away from the smoke detector.

59:28🔗 Caller No, I'm in the same place.

59:29🔗 Adam Okay, good girl. And it has been going off for maybe a couple of years.

59:35🔗 Caller I can't get up there to change the battery.

59:38🔗 Adam No, you couldn't do that. What are you going to do? I mean, it's like, what are you going to do if the light bulb goes off on the ceiling? You got to move. You got to move. Or just torch the house and collect the insurance because you can't get up. I mean, if you can't reach it, you can't reach it. What are you going to do? All right. All right. So, Annabelle, any children?

59:56🔗 Caller I have a little girl.

59:58🔗 Adam You do?

59:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:00🔗 Adam All right. And where's the father?

1:00:04🔗 Caller Right now.

1:00:04🔗 Adam Oh, are you married?

1:00:06🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh.

1:00:08🔗 Adam And he lives at home?

1:00:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:11🔗 Drew That's good.

1:00:12🔗 Adam Is there something that he could stand on, perhaps, to maybe change the battery?

1:00:16🔗 Caller The chair, maybe?

1:00:18🔗 Adam The chair.

1:00:18🔗 Drew That'd be good.

1:00:19🔗 Adam There you go. How about that?

1:00:22🔗 Caller I'll let him know.

1:00:23🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. He needs to be notified about that. He's probably never noticed it.

1:00:28🔗 Adam Yeah. You may want to do it sometime.

1:00:31🔗 Caller We have like the one in the, like the two bedrooms, so it's not...

1:00:36🔗 Drew It's going off, too. I thought I heard another one in the way in the back.

1:00:39🔗 Adam I heard a faint one.

1:00:40🔗 Caller No, it's this one in the living room.

1:00:41🔗 Adam Just the living room one. All right.

1:00:44🔗 Caller I'll get that, too.

1:00:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah, you understand it's there to alert you in case there's a fire.

1:00:50🔗 Drew Listen, Ann, but the breast size difference is very, very common. If you really want something done about it, they can do an augmentation on the one that's off.

1:00:57🔗 Adam Mm-hmm.

1:00:58🔗 Drew And there you go. But it's... if your husband's okay with it, it's something that many women deal with. And you never know it.

1:01:04🔗 Adam He's obviously a guy who doesn't have a keen, keen razor sharp sense of things. He may not even know you have to, Brian. Really? Has that thing really been going off for a couple of years, Anna? Really? And that... I know this is gonna sound, like, condescending, but that doesn't make you feel bad or stupid or anything that this thing's been going off in your house for two years and you can't figure out how to change the battery on it?

1:01:32🔗 Caller I never said I can't figure it out.

1:01:35🔗 Adam Well, touche. Touche. Good. Crank out those kids and keep raising them, boy. That's good parenting there. Isn't...isn't...okay.

1:01:44🔗 Drew She's got a stable relationship. It's better than our average loveline caller.

1:01:47🔗 Adam But isn't part of the reason you have a smoke detector so the kid doesn't burn up in the crib? I mean, that kind of semi-negligent parenting, not the... no?

1:01:57🔗 Drew Of course, it wouldn't disrupt the child's sleep at all to be having that thing going off. Yeah.

1:02:02🔗 Adam I tell you, we get... once a week, we get this call now.

1:02:05🔗 Drew Once a week is more than that.

1:02:06🔗 Adam It feels like it.

1:02:07🔗 Drew Three times a week now.

1:02:08🔗 Adam It feels like it and it's chirping. My favorite, my personal favorite is when it's chirping in the bedroom and it's right above the bed every 30 seconds and you talk to the people and they're like, I don't know, six months, eight months.

1:02:22🔗 Drew Why?

1:02:24🔗 Adam Why?

1:02:24🔗 Caller It's driving me nuts.

1:02:26🔗 Drew What are you talking about? What? What?

1:02:28🔗 Adam First stage of smoke detector battery change is denial. Huh? What smoke? What chirp? No, I didn't hear anything. Then, well, it's the same one you have. Then there's...

1:02:39🔗 Drew There's bargaining.

1:02:40🔗 Adam Then there's bargaining. Yeah, maybe I'll do it. I can't. Here's the whole thing. I realize that the fact that they're out of range has discouraged almost every female. I don't know a female that can take care of any problem that's over her head. Women are all about stuff that's lower than they are. They can't do anything that involves climbing or reaching. Symbolically, they're not as goal-oriented as men. They can't do stuff that's above their head. They're not ladder or scaffold people. Somebody's going to have to start taking these smoke detectors and actually strapping it to the people. Where you actually just three straps, you climb it. It's like when a cop climbs into his holster vest. It's just walking around, it's on their chest. After a couple of months of that thing chirping, I imagine they could actually walk in with it. To get it replaced. Right.

1:03:34🔗 Drew Well, they'd happen to just walk into a hardware store or something, they would exist.

1:03:38🔗 Adam I do think the fact that you actually would have to stand on a chair or a five gallon bucket or something of that nature to get to it, eliminates it now. It is out of reach.

1:03:48🔗 Drew And did I not say that this was a smoke detector night?

1:03:51🔗 Adam You did.

1:03:51🔗 Drew We had at least three or four callers that should have had the detector. We'll soon have the detectors going.

1:03:56🔗 Adam Yes. You are the detector of smoke detectors, Drew. Cherie. Cherie.

1:04:04🔗 Drew Cherie.

1:04:05🔗 Adam Cherie.

1:04:05🔗 Caller Cherie.

1:04:06🔗 Caller Right here.

1:04:08🔗 Adam You're 24. What's up?

1:04:10🔗 Caller Oh my gosh.

1:04:11🔗 Caller I love Cheap Trick.

1:04:13🔗 Caller Oh my gosh. I can't believe I'm talking to them.

1:04:16🔗 Caller Are you there?

1:04:19🔗 Caller Okay. I'm probably like the only one who listens to you that's listening to the station. I'm sorry, but...

1:04:24🔗 Drew Oh, that's nice. What is with people?

1:04:29🔗 Caller No, I don't mean it like that. It's just a lot of... I mean, no offense, Adam and Drew, but a lot of the people that you have on here, I just... I like classic rock. I grew up on classic rock. Me and my husband, oh, he's in a band. It's just great. But anyway, we... I have a question for...

1:04:45🔗 Adam Hold on. Notice on me. Just to clarify. I don't want to upset the band. We're on alternative stations almost exclusively, and all the bands we have on are like, you think 182 and bands like that, yeah, young bands that I have to pretend to like almost every day. Really waiting for Cheap Trick to come in here. So I think Cherie was saying that she probably listens on an alternative station. Oh, this station actually, right? You listen on K-Rock?

1:05:22🔗 Caller When I turned it on and I heard Cheap Trick was on, I was like, oh my God. But anyhow, I had the biggest... We just love them. We've been to tons of concerts and my husband is obviously older than me. But anyway, I'm sorry.

1:05:36🔗 Adam Are you going to the show? Are you going to the amphitheater on the fourth?

1:05:39🔗 Caller No, we're not.

1:05:39🔗 Caller I want to go so bad, but we didn't get tickets.

1:05:44🔗 Adam Well, the guys would gladly give you some free tickets if you hadn't made that insensitive crack about nobody else knowing them.

1:05:51🔗 Caller No, no, everybody should know you. Everybody should know you. Oh my gosh. Great music, great fun. Robin, you're like a great bottle of wine. You get 60 with age. Anywho, you sang a song at this was you probably don't remember because I know you do a lot of shows, but it was at the LA. County Fair a couple of years ago and it was just a gorgeous romantic slow song and we can't find it anywhere. My husband, of course, we have all of your records in it. That is it.

1:06:31🔗 Adam We did a cover of it. The theme from Taboo II?

1:06:33🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah. That's it.

1:06:34🔗 Caller What was it?

1:06:35🔗 Caller Listen.

1:06:36🔗 Adam This is it. It's a theme from Taboo II.

1:06:46🔗 Caller That one.

1:06:47🔗 Adam I mean the band covered this. They're not capable of writing this kind of music, obviously. This is porn soundtrack music. I mean they're good. And I think they should be in the Hall of Fame, but obviously. They should be in the Hall of Fame. This is a theme from Taboo II.

1:06:57🔗 Caller I just thought that certain people got in before they did.

1:07:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:07:01🔗 Caller I don't think we haven't had this discussion.

1:07:05🔗 Adam So what was that song? Do you know what that song was?

1:07:08🔗 Drew Can you? Do we know?

1:07:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:07:10🔗 Drew Any of the lyrics? Can you give them a hint?

1:07:13🔗 Caller You know, it was just a slow romantic song and we got your unauthorized greatest hits and we thought, oh, well, maybe that...

1:07:20🔗 Drew Maybe it's in the new CD. Maybe it's new stuff they're working on.

1:07:27🔗 Caller We just bought their new CD like hoping and praying it was on there. I mean, we would have bought it anyhow, but it wasn't on there and it's slow. All right.

1:07:35🔗 Adam All right.

1:07:36🔗 Cheap Trick I couldn't tell you what it is.

1:07:37🔗 Adam Do you guys ever cover any songs? Do you ever play anybody else's stuff? Could it have been something like that? I don't think we've covered it. You may have played an Otis Redding song or something?

1:07:48🔗 Cheap Trick No, not a ballad. Not a romantic song.

1:07:50🔗 Adam So it had to be one of yours.

1:07:52🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah.

1:07:53🔗 Adam How much does your set list change?

1:07:55🔗 Cheap Trick It changes quite a bit.

1:07:57🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:57🔗 Cheap Trick That's why I can't think of what it would be.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Now, is there...

1:08:01🔗 Drew I can't remember if there were bandit tours the world regularly. Can't remember. Two years ago in Pomona.

1:08:07🔗 Adam Well, there's a song. I mean, but you guys have to... I mean, you have to play certain songs, right?

1:08:12🔗 You don't have to.

1:08:15🔗 Adam People will get...

1:08:16🔗 Drew People will get violent.

1:08:17🔗 Adam They get very...

1:08:18🔗 Yeah, they get pissed.

1:08:19🔗 Adam I mean, so...

1:08:20🔗 Cheap Trick We don't have to, but we do. Right.

1:08:22🔗 Adam And you should. I mean, that's what the people want to hear. So, is there... How many songs are in the sort of must play category?

1:08:34🔗 Cheap Trick About a half a dozen, I guess.

1:08:35🔗 Adam About six must play. Dream Police in there?

1:08:38🔗 Cheap Trick Dream Police. I want you to want me to surrender.

1:08:41🔗 Adam Sure. And then there's a sort of... Then you slide down into the next category, which is like...

1:08:48🔗 Cheap Trick If you want my love or she's tight or...

1:08:51🔗 Adam You can rotate those a little bit.

1:08:52🔗 Cheap Trick California man or something.

1:08:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:08:56🔗 Caller Go to party.

1:08:58🔗 Caller Meet you after school.

1:09:00🔗 Adam I remember that one. I don't know. That could be seven of the six. That's a pretty big hit out here, actually, but maybe that was a California thing. Maybe. But anyway, so then you mix it up just to sort of keep your interests going and not have it get monotonous.

1:09:18🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah. That's exactly right.

1:09:20🔗 Adam Thank you. See, Drew, it's nice to be right. Drew, what time is it?

1:09:24🔗 Drew Time for break.

1:09:25🔗 Adam It is?

1:09:26🔗 Drew Yep.

1:09:26🔗 Adam It sounds like you're discouraged when you say that.

1:09:29🔗 Drew Yeah. I don't like to take breaks, but when we come back, we will hear a song off the new CD. That's what we'll hear when we get back.

1:09:33🔗 Adam All right. And Cherie, I don't know what to say.

1:09:37🔗 Drew She had her chance to talk to you guys. They don't cover. Opened with an insult.

1:09:40🔗 Adam But they don't cover with ballad. They don't cover ballad, so it has to be a cheap trick song, but it doesn't necessarily have to be on one of your records.

1:09:48🔗 Cheap Trick Now, we could research this, because we record every night ourselves, and we keep our set lists usually, so if we've researched it, it might take us a month or two, but we could probably find out.

1:09:59🔗 Adam Yeah, but again, that tells it, Cherie. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back.

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1:11:17🔗 Caller I'll tell you what, we'll take this finger in the ass call, then we'll hear a Cheap Trick song, then we'll pay it off with the excessive body hair.

1:11:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:26🔗 Caller Well, a few of my coworkers and I were having a conversation, I guess, about pelvic exams, and our past experiences with them, and a couple of them told me that they've had their doctors stick their fingers up their butt during a pelvic exam.

1:11:36🔗 Drew That is-

1:11:37🔗 Caller I didn't know if that was standard procedure, because I've never had that done.

1:11:41🔗 Adam It's usually an extra, like when you pull into the car wash and they want to know if you want the armor all on the tires.

1:11:47🔗 Drew Wheel dressing.

1:11:48🔗 Adam Wheel dressing is just a standard. So that's a bump.

1:11:52🔗 Drew It is considered part of a complete pelvic exam. I've noticed that in my area, in internal medicine, we tend to be sort of schooled in doing that more regularly than say just even gynecology for young women.

1:12:03🔗 Adam Really?

1:12:03🔗 Drew And the reason is, again, checking for, you can feel different, it's a different approach to the pelvis. You can feel things that you can't feel through the vagina. You also get the septum. You're actually supposed to sort of make a scissors motion between the vagina and the septum to see if they have tumors there. Check the stool for blood. There's a lot of things you get. And you also check the colon for tumors. And so there's a lot of things, information you get, unlikely to yield much, but we're sort of schooled to do it as a complete part of the content.

1:12:29🔗 Adam Why the scissor, see what kind of shape the septum's in?

1:12:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:32🔗 Adam No, no, no, I don't want to see that. I don't want to see that.

1:12:36🔗 Drew What are you gonna?

1:12:37🔗 Adam No, no, no, I'll just keep my eyes closed.

1:12:39🔗 Drew So you go in like this, you go in with one here and one here.

1:12:42🔗 Adam Right. And you're checking the septum. Why do you have to see if the flap of gristle between the ass and the coochers is in good shape?

1:12:51🔗 Drew Rectovaginal fistulas and things like that.

1:12:53🔗 Adam Well, listen, everyone's gotta go sometime, to understand why you guys gotta poke around. You know what I mean? You get an ass tumor at 19, you get an ass tumor. That's just God. That's just, he needs, you know? He's gotta, he's gotta. Can't they just tell by the blood work?

1:13:06🔗 Drew No, you can't. Blood work doesn't tell us anything.

1:13:07🔗 Cheap Trick It doesn't?

1:13:08🔗 Drew That tells you electrolytes, kidney and liver function. That's it. It's gonna be blood count. And you can avoid all that.

1:13:13🔗 Cheap Trick cholesterol, thyroid, but a business.

1:13:15🔗 Adam It's really, you think they draw a little blood that can tell everything. You think they'd put, you know, there's all this image residency or resonating stuff and everything. And they can't do anything.

1:13:25🔗 Drew Well, you can't, I mean, looking at the anatomy often doesn't tell us much. It's the function and the sort of the relationships and things that tell us a lot.

1:13:33🔗 Adam But what about all that stuff where you go in and you get the complete scan, you know?

1:13:37🔗 Drew Not very useful.

1:13:38🔗 Adam Nothing?

1:13:38🔗 Drew Not nothing, not nothing, but it's still not clear if it's too much. If it's significant at all.

1:13:43🔗 Cheap Trick What's that, MRI?

1:13:44🔗 Drew Yeah, not clear if that changes anything.

1:13:48🔗 Adam Hey, yeah, Chrissy?

1:13:50🔗 Caller Uh-huh?

1:13:50🔗 Adam So you've gotten the finger?

1:13:54🔗 Caller I've never had to, so it was kind of unusual for, you know, to hear something like that when that's never happened to me.

1:14:00🔗 Adam You starting to feel like you're not that hot? You could take it that way. I would take it that way.

1:14:06🔗 Caller I was, I was joking with my friend saying, oh my gosh, it'd be crazy if you found out that that was something that shouldn't be done.

1:14:14🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, I was actually just kidding.

1:14:16🔗 Adam Do you ever do a thing where you then pull the hand out and you don't think where you peel the finger back, you're like, ah, it broke. Put a strainer, put a colander in the toilet, I need my finger back.

1:14:31🔗 Drew Only in public exams. All right.

1:14:35🔗 Adam All right, Chrissy. Good times, though, right?

1:14:37🔗 Drew Yeah, good times. All right.

1:14:39🔗 Adam You got to have a sense of humor these days. I'll tell you what, it takes all kinds, doesn't it, fellas?

1:14:43🔗 Drew It takes all kinds.

1:14:43🔗 Adam All kinds. We're going to hear something from Cheap Trick, and then we're going to come back, and someone's got the excessive body hair, and it's a chick, and I think it's freaking the guys out, so we'll talk to Karen about that. But first, off of a special one, we're going to hear Hummer. That is Dr. Drew fumbling with Special One, Cheap Trick's latest CD. What do you need the pen for?

1:19:24🔗 Drew I want them to sign this for me.

1:19:25🔗 Adam Oh, okay, because I was signing my pictures over here. Obviously not. Tom and Robin both here tonight representing Cheap Trick. We're going to take a hairy chick call before we go to break. Talk to Karen. Karen?

1:19:39🔗 Hey.

1:19:40🔗 Adam You're 24?

1:19:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:43🔗 Adam You have excessive body hair?

1:19:45🔗 Caller Yeah, it's something that's been a problem since, like, I went through puberty and it's not as thick as, like, pubic hair but it's just as coarse and it's all, like, on my stomach and up my chest but, like, when it gets to my chest it's not as bad but.

1:20:00🔗 Drew Couple questions. Did you ever have any eating disorder?

1:20:02🔗 Caller No.

1:20:04🔗 Drew And anybody in your family have this kind of thing?

1:20:07🔗 Caller Not nearly anywhere as severe. Like, I've seen it on my mom. I've seen, like, a couple, like, maybe two hairs or something on her chest.

1:20:18🔗 Drew Just two.

1:20:18🔗 Caller But nothing on her stomach and nothing as bad as this.

1:20:22🔗 Drew And do you have high blood pressure or anything like that?

1:20:27🔗 Adam What's your nationality?

1:20:28🔗 Caller African American.

1:20:30🔗 Drew And do you menstruate normally?

1:20:32🔗 Caller I don't have a period anymore because I'm on depo, but this started even when I did menstruate normally.

1:20:38🔗 Drew And the depo didn't make any difference in the hair itself?

1:20:41🔗 Caller No, no difference. And they put me on, the doctors tested my hormones and everything and put me on orthotrycyclin. They thought maybe that would help, even though there was nothing wrong with my hormones. And no, it doesn't do anything either.

1:20:52🔗 Adam Oh, are they trying to get a little estrogen in her? I think it's like testosterone or something?

1:20:57🔗 Drew Well, or maybe it just moved things in the right direction, so to speak. But here's the deal. There are a number of medical reasons for this. Obviously, they tested you for androgen secreting or testosterone secreting tumors. There's something called congenital adrenal hyperplasia, where your adrenal glands put out too much stuff. But the majority of these cases are actually just isolated cases or familial. Did I hear a smoke alarm way out in the distance? Karen, God bless you for saying it was such definitive.

1:21:23🔗 Adam Karen is smart.

1:21:24🔗 Drew Yeah, she sounds like she's very on top of things.

1:21:27🔗 Adam Yeah, so is it freaking, do you have a boyfriend?

1:21:30🔗 Caller No, and that's the thing.

1:21:32🔗 Adam Is it freaking them out?

1:21:33🔗 Caller No, I mean, I don't, I feel like I can't really open up to get, like to become more than friends with guys because I'm so afraid of the reaction.

1:21:42🔗 Adam Really?

1:21:42🔗 Drew Are you overweight?

1:21:44🔗 Caller No, I'm not at all. I'm only 25 pounds.

1:21:48🔗 Adam At least you're black because if you're white, then it really sticks out. You know what I mean?

1:21:53🔗 Caller Yeah, but not everybody who's black is dark.

1:21:56🔗 Adam Are you light?

1:21:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:58🔗 Adam Well, that's good for other reasons. Whatever. It's all great. I mean, we're God's creatures, right?

1:22:06🔗 Drew Karen.

1:22:06🔗 Adam He just blessed you with more belly hair.

1:22:08🔗 Drew But Karen sounds so great.

1:22:10🔗 Adam I know. Karen, is this really the big holdup with the fellas?

1:22:14🔗 Caller This is the scariest and most horrible thing.

1:22:18🔗 Drew Yeah, but I have a feeling guys will not be nearly so disturbed as you are. And by the way, there's things you can do. There's laser and stuff. Why don't you look into some of that?

1:22:27🔗 Adam Well, and I mean, how pronounced is the hair? I mean, does it look like a guy's belly and chest?

1:22:32🔗 Caller It would look like, not like yours or anything, but...

1:22:36🔗 Drew Yeah, not like your ass, Adam.

1:22:39🔗 Adam I'm not a hairy ass. Is this such a crime? You know, there's certain cultures where I would be worshiped. You've got to find that.

1:22:45🔗 Drew Yeah, some sort of mythical land where scent towers are considered...

1:22:49🔗 Adam Assonia. Yes. I would go there and be hailed as a king. Yes, thank you. Servants grooming my ass.

1:22:57🔗 Drew Pan is considered sort of a...

1:22:59🔗 Adam Yes, thank you. All right, yes, I'm sorry, Karen.

1:23:03🔗 Caller It's just that it's something that is very noticeable and it's like when I remove the hair, when it grows back, since I'm black, it's going to be curly. And so then I have to deal with ingrown hairs and scarring. And that's just disgusting.

1:23:17🔗 Drew But what about laser?

1:23:18🔗 Caller I've never tried laser.

1:23:24🔗 Drew It's hard when it's dark, yeah. I think these days they've done so much with that.

1:23:28🔗 Caller They should be allowed.

1:23:29🔗 Adam She lives in Kansas City. They barely have laser pointers over there. Are you kidding? It's new. They're still using the stick to point. And that's considering a relatively new breakthrough, the stick.

1:23:40🔗 Drew I was just in Kansas City last week. It's spanking clean.

1:23:44🔗 Adam It's spanking clean.

1:23:46🔗 Caller Did you notice a strange stench in there?

1:23:49🔗 Drew No. Why?

1:23:50🔗 Caller This is a horrible place.

1:23:52🔗 Drew Really?

1:23:53🔗 Adam Move out of there. Move to a city that has a laser. Karen.

1:23:57🔗 Caller Karen.

1:23:58🔗 Adam Karen, listen to me.

1:23:59🔗 Caller This is Karen.

1:24:00🔗 Drew What are you getting your Ph.D. in? You know that there's got to be more to this sort of aversion to relationships than just the body.

1:24:09🔗 Caller I know. I know.

1:24:10🔗 Adam So you got to work on that. You're using this hair as an excuse. Yes. Thank you. So a couple of things. First off, there are really weird dudes who are into this. I don't want those guys. You might get lucky if you find one of those guys. Number two, you could do like the waxing thing and then hit it with that... Because I get the neck rash. Because I have a beard of a black man. I really... I do. I have a curly beard that grows in many directions and it's coarse. It's like a lamb's hair, like the Bible. The Bible said. So here's the thing. You can get this... what's that stuff I used, Drew? It works pretty good. Oh, it's called Tenskin. You writing this down? Yeah, T-E-N-D and then skin. And you just put it on a cotton ball and rub it on your belly after you do your waxing. And it won't get ingrown. You see what I'm saying? So do that. Do that. Call us back and tell us how it went.

1:25:12🔗 Drew She gets the award for the smartest, most delightful caller of the month.

1:25:15🔗 Adam You do. Karen, don't take this the wrong way, but next time you call, sound a little blacker so we know who it is.

1:25:26🔗 Caller You know why, Adam?

1:25:28🔗 Adam Yes.

1:25:28🔗 Drew Tell him.

1:25:29🔗 Caller I'm a little less Jewish and a little less trashy.

1:25:33🔗 Adam I'm not Jewish.

1:25:36🔗 Caller You sure?

1:25:37🔗 Adam I'm positive. I wish there was some goddamn Jew in my crappy family. A couple of nickels to rub together. Someone would go to college. I've said it many times. Ever since I got on the radio, I became a comedian, started complaining, now I'm Jewish. Believe me, when I was swinging a hammer, the whole Jew thing was never brought up. There's not one Jew who built... Christ was the last Jew to pick up a hammer.

1:26:04🔗 Drew And look what happened.

1:26:07🔗 Adam See what they did? See what the goyim did? Let's take ourselves a little break. Cheap Trick, here tonight. The blacks going right for the Jews. Did you notice that? Pow! Quick chew jab. Right there.

1:26:21🔗 Cheap Trick Oh no you didn't!

1:26:25🔗 Adam No, listen, I didn't mean it in an offensive way, but it's like I got a picture, everyone is calling, and I was not picturing someone who's black. That's all I'm saying. It's like it up a little bit. Oh no you didn't! I would like everyone to meet a preconceived stereotype, alright?

1:26:39🔗 Drew So you know who you're talking to.

1:26:40🔗 Adam Yeah, this goes for dizzy blondes too. It's not just all about skin color, although that's most of it. Alright, we're going to take a quick break. Cheap Trick, In the Hizzy, yesterday.

1:26:49🔗 Drew For Chizzy.

1:26:50🔗 Adam And we'll be right back after that. Hey everybody, it's Swap Line. Oh yeah. That's Dr. Drew and Adam Corollich, you trick. In the studio tonight. Just talking to Robin about staying in a hotel for an extended period of time, like living, moving into a hotel for a year. And I'm adding that to my list of things I'd like to accomplish in my lifetime. So at the end of your life, you sort of look back on it and you think, and here's what I'm saying. It's like, I want to have my hands registered somewhere.

1:27:48🔗 Drew As a weapon.

1:27:48🔗 Adam As a weapon. In a smallish town. But in that town, when we pass through, let it be known that the hands are registered. And I don't know what it takes to do it. I don't know if you have to like tear a full book in half.

1:28:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm going to have to work on that.

1:28:05🔗 Adam I'd like to be thrown out of a casino for winning, counting cards, gambling. That would be a nice thing to have on your resume. The reason to dive into a body of water with a knife in my mouth.

1:28:16🔗 Drew Oh yeah, that's right.

1:28:17🔗 Adam That's one way. Actually, you put that knife into the mouth.

1:28:20🔗 Drew But you have to have a reason to do it.

1:28:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I can't just go out and do this stuff and check it off the list. There's got to be something.

1:28:26🔗 Does it have to be a sharp knife?

1:28:27🔗 Cheap Trick It's unclear.

1:28:28🔗 Drew You have to cut something with it eventually.

1:28:31🔗 Adam I need my hands free.

1:28:32🔗 Cheap Trick There has to be like a shark attacking somebody.

1:28:34🔗 Adam Shark, alligator, somebody caught in a rope. Whatever it is, I'm going into the water with the knife in the mouth. Across the dagger, across the mouth.

1:28:43🔗 Cheap Trick And there has to be somebody to document it by watching it or something.

1:28:46🔗 Adam Of course. Now I'm adding, stay in a hotel for an extent. Move into a hotel. So later in life. I used to live there. You used to live there.

1:28:56🔗 Caller You lived in a hotel?

1:28:57🔗 Adam I did it for about a year. You know what I mean? It makes you sound... I mean, how much more interesting would you sound talking to your grandkids? That's what I'm saying. I'd like to have a cape removed for me. Which is, I come out on stage, I stop, and my second or squire comes out and I do this where I sort of put my hand out, and the cape is then removed for me. Possibly Hannah McCain. I'm not sure.

1:29:23🔗 Drew The cape is the key.

1:29:24🔗 Adam The cape is better. The cape is just... Yeah, because they got to reach around the front of you and untie it and remove the cape while you just sort of stand there posing. Again, I don't know how I'm going to do it. I'm not sure what reason I would need to do that, but it would be great to have a job where cape removal was an integral part of it.

1:29:41🔗 Cheap Trick Sort of like the King of Soul.

1:29:43🔗 Adam Yeah, he does that.

1:29:44🔗 Cheap Trick But you got to be careful there because you either do it like him or it's a Rick Wakeman type of thing.

1:29:49🔗 Adam Yeah, it could get sad. I'm going to have to work that out.

1:29:54🔗 How about a poncho that's pulled over your head?

1:29:56🔗 Adam That's the poor...

1:30:00🔗 Drew A red silk lining.

1:30:02🔗 Adam Black cape that's lined with silk.

1:30:04🔗 You can get a poncho made like that.

1:30:06🔗 Drew That's a good point.

1:30:07🔗 Adam Yeah, but a poncho is like a cape that's by or something because it works on both... How do you figure out... This should be the name of the next book you write, Drew. How do you know the front of the poncho? How do you know when a poncho is on backwards? It's really the ultimate drunk wear. Really. It was a garment made for people that are too drunk to get dressed.

1:30:31🔗 Cheap Trick Yeah, it can't be upside down and it can't be on backwards.

1:30:34🔗 Adam Yeah, you really can't screw the poncho on. Once in a while, you put your arm through the neck hole. But that's the worst you could do. You think about that, Drew?

1:30:43🔗 Drew Yes, often.

1:30:46🔗 Adam Jessica?

1:30:47🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:30:48🔗 Adam You're 20?

1:30:49🔗 Caller Yes.

1:30:50🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:54🔗 Drew Yeah. Yes.

1:30:55🔗 I just wanted to like, because I got the book the other day. And I really, really, really, really like it. And I'm like, I have never in my whole entire life read a book outside of school. So I'm like, I got really, I don't know, something told me I had to go buy it. And I actually paid, what, $27 for it. And now I'm like, I haven't even, once I start reading it, like I can't even put it down. Besides the fact that I have two kids. Like that's hard, you know?

1:31:24🔗 Adam So they're going hungry because you No, not even that. Not like that.

1:31:29🔗 Drew Just leave them home alone. Well thank you, Jessica. That means a lot to me.

1:31:33🔗 I mean like, for real, I'm an addict. And I've been like for seven years.

1:31:41🔗 Drew Using or in recovery?

1:31:43🔗 Using.

1:31:44🔗 Drew Alright, so you're a heroin addict.

1:31:47🔗 Not heroin.

1:31:48🔗 Adam No, speed.

1:31:49🔗 Speed, yes.

1:31:49🔗 Adam Yeah, you're still doing the speed.

1:31:52🔗 Yeah. I'm like tired of it, yeah.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Okay, well good. Can you stop having kids?

1:32:00🔗 Drew Can you get some sobriety going on behalf of your kids?

1:32:04🔗 Caller I do when I'm pregnant.

1:32:06🔗 I can just stop like out of nowhere.

1:32:08🔗 Drew No, but don't you get a sense from reading my book about how the sobriety process works for you?

1:32:12🔗 Yeah, I'm just like dry right now. I'm not even...

1:32:15🔗 Drew Alright, well get into a program. Go to NA, get a sponsor, do that work that I talk so much about in the book. All the characters that I describe in the book are going through a process in recovery. You got to sort of be like them.

1:32:27🔗 Adam Alright, we got to squeeze this in because somebody... Man, I think I'm old. Somebody's 16, Greg 16, said his friend's dad grew up with me.

1:32:36🔗 Drew That's good.

1:32:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't want to say his name over the air, but...

1:32:40🔗 Adam Say his name so I know who he is.

1:32:42🔗 Caller Okay, his name's Brian.

1:32:45🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know.

1:32:47🔗 Adam Brian who?

1:32:48🔗 Caller One time when his mom wouldn't take you to a skate park and you went up and shoved your ass in her face and then she took you.

1:32:56🔗 Adam That could have been me. What's Brian's last name?

1:32:59🔗 Caller Should I say it over the air?

1:33:02🔗 Adam Yes.

1:33:02🔗 Caller What?

1:33:03🔗 Adam Oh yeah, I know Brian Wood. Yeah.

1:33:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:07🔗 Adam I remember him. Yeah. So what, he's your friend's dad?

1:33:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:12🔗 Adam How old's your friend?

1:33:15🔗 Drew Oh, Adam, you are old.

1:33:16🔗 Caller You are old.

1:33:17🔗 Drew Brian knew you when he was 16.

1:33:20🔗 Adam Brian knew me when he was 12. All right. Hey, Greg, is that it?

1:33:27🔗 Caller That's in, like, Adam, your god.

1:33:29🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you. Whatever. One day, God willing, your children will be calling the show, talking about me shoving my ass in someone's face. We'll take ourselves a quick break. We'll be right back.

1:33:42🔗 Caller Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me. So what's up?

1:33:45🔗 Caller So I was like you and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy. But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell?

1:33:55🔗 Caller Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too.

1:33:57🔗 Caller 877-889-DATE.

1:34:34🔗 Adam Well, that's the show. I want to thank Robin and Tom for coming in here and being great guests tonight. Always look forward to meeting you guys.

1:34:45🔗 Cheap Trick And I can just check that off the list.

1:34:47🔗 Drew He's been, since he saw your name up there, he has been very excited.

1:34:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:34:50🔗 Drew Really?

1:34:50🔗 Cheap Trick We were excited coming on, too. Oh, good.

1:34:52🔗 Adam Well, good.

1:34:52🔗 Cheap Trick We like your show and you guys keep up the good work.

1:34:54🔗 Adam Well, you guys come back anytime you like. Special one, name of the CD. That is Cheap Trick, of course. And until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala. Why don't you sing for us?

1:35:12🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Annie Gold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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