Tuesday, January 29, 2002

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Man from Atlantis. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician and Addiction Medicine Specialist. Drew just commented that in the men's bathroom here at the station, it smelled like a dolphin took a crap in there.

1:39🔗 Drew If you can imagine what that would be like, yes.

1:41🔗 Adam Jeremy McGrath is our guest tonight, the big man in Supercross and went out last week. Let me say this about crap before I forget. Tell me if you guys, be honest, has this ever happened to you? About, I've noticed this, about every 37th crap I take smells like cat crap. Do you ever get that cat crap crap?

2:06🔗 Drew Yeah, I know what you mean.

2:07🔗 Adam Most of them smell like just good old fashioned duke, but once in a while you get that weird like, what is it? A cat sneaking me and crapping me or something?

2:16🔗 Drew You have no smells, you see? And so, when you get a bad smell, that's the cat smell.

2:21🔗 Adam You guys don't get the cat crap going.

2:22🔗 Jeremy McGrath When I'm in there, I'm trying to run out as fast as possible.

2:25🔗 Adam You don't hang out? Well, that's the difference between you and me, man.

2:28🔗 Jeremy McGrath That is.

2:29🔗 Adam Jeremy, I saw down at the Supercross in Anaheim, last, well, wait, two Saturdays ago I was there. And now it's coming up again this Saturday. I don't know how many people that place holds, but they had, it was about full. I think there was 44, 45,000. And I know people exaggerate when they do that. That means 38,000. But the official thing said 44 in change when I was, when I was leaving. And it didn't seem like you could get too many more people in there.

2:59🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, we, see, all four races so far this year have been sold out. So it's been a really good turnout this year.

3:06🔗 Adam Is it, is it bigger than it ever was, Supercross?

3:11🔗 Jeremy McGrath I would have to say, yeah, I think it's more popular, bigger, yeah, bigger than it's ever been.

3:15🔗 Adam What, what year are you on in the circuit?

3:19🔗 Jeremy McGrath I knew you were going to bring that up.

3:20🔗 Adam Well, I mean, I want to know what it was like. I mean, you've been around 10 years, right?

3:24🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, yeah.

3:25🔗 Adam What was, what was it like 10 years ago at Anaheim? Was it sold out?

3:30🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, I don't, I don't quite remember. I think my first pro season was 91. I raced the 125 class back then, but I mean, I was kind of a young kid, so I probably, I, what I remember, I think it was pretty packed, but.

3:45🔗 Adam Right. Could it just been your folks in the stands and you were.

3:48🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, exactly.

3:49🔗 Adam You were just excited. Exactly.

3:50🔗 Jeremy McGrath I was so stunned because I was so young.

3:51🔗 Adam Right. It's really, it's turned into, remember the Super Bowl used to just be a football game that was played a couple of weeks after the season? Kind of thing.

4:00🔗 Drew Now it's a half.

4:00🔗 Adam No, it's fireworks and guys being announced, and people riding through hoops of fire, and laser shows. It's really, it's become like what the Super Bowl halftime show is over there.

4:15🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's basically a giant production now.

4:19🔗 Adam It's great. Then I went to Jeremy's premiere. Jeremy did, I don't know, Bloody Sprockets or Krusty Dirt Demon or Mud Horses.

4:27🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, no, it's called Steel Roots 3, SR3.

4:30🔗 Adam Steel Roots 3. That's right. SR3, New Blood. It was great, but I'm always so loaded by the time, because the thing starts at midnight, and there's a theater right there in Anaheim, right off the parking lot there. And the place was packed. I mean, there's too many people in that place. I don't know what... We were there last year watching Steel Roots 2, and we're in the VIP section there. We basically had it to ourselves. This year couldn't move.

5:01🔗 Jeremy McGrath I went in there right after the race. I mean, I got there at 12, and the video was set to start at 12. I mean, there was more people. I think what the problem was is everyone was crammed in the VIP.

5:11🔗 Adam Was that what it was?

5:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath And there was no one out anywhere else, it seemed, but couldn't move.

5:18🔗 Adam And then, you know what happens is people, you know, this quasi-B slash-C celebrity life is generally a good one until people get lit around you, and then the business cards start flying at you and the long-winded conversations, and then just the dudes, the dudes who got a quarter-acre out in Bakersfield, they want you to ride with them, you know, and you're like, I don't even know how many cars you got. And then they start slamming you on the back, and then the good one is when they start screaming across the room at their buddy, and god forbid their buddy doesn't know who you are, then their big argument breaks out, dude, man show! And then his buddy's like, huh? And he's like, dude, the man show! And his buddy's like, I don't have cable. And then they get into an argument, you know this, dude! And you're like, I'm like, hey, he doesn't know me, leave me alone. Well, don't worry, you're gonna, you know, you were doing a shot, we're doing a shot, and we're gonna take a picture. We're gonna do a shot, we're gonna take a picture doing a shot. Hold on, hold on, dude, let me get, hold on, let me get the, and then you just, you're just caught up in this hole. It was just a sea of humanity back there. Yeah. But I had a good time. You're only, you're only recourse, your only option is to get loaded yourself and just try to numb yourself up, blend in, numb up. And I don't know what, I don't know if people are high on X or what's going on, what's going on, Drew and Anna Hunt. You got your finger on the pulse of the kids. Everyone was like out of their mind.

6:47🔗 Jeremy McGrath They were all excited. They just got to, just got to, went away from the Supercross race and no, no.

6:52🔗 Drew I noticed that this thing.

6:54🔗 Adam They were high.

6:54🔗 Drew Now this thing, this thing has become a reason to get wasted. Part of the experience now is going to just be getting trashed.

7:01🔗 Adam Well, they maintained during the actual Supercross, but afterward.

7:05🔗 Drew I talked to several people, they were like, oh, I want that thing. I was like, oh, really?

7:09🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, I guess, video production, it's turning into a.

7:14🔗 Adam It's turning into a rehab meeting.

7:17🔗 Drew Right. My card is the one that I would be passed around there.

7:20🔗 Adam Yeah, that's a good point.

7:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I'll bring some of those next.

7:22🔗 Drew Maybe sort of a little, like they have the LA Times trailers before movies.

7:26🔗 Adam Right.

7:26🔗 Drew A little piece about drug abuse.

7:28🔗 Adam Pulling there with the drug mobile. Yeah. It's true, though, whether it's a Super Bowl, or it's Mardi Gras, or it's a Supercross race, a lot of people want to go out and tilt a few, and this is a good way to do it. But I really enjoy myself at this thing. I mean, we're going nuts. We always go move down for the main and just start screaming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How's your arm? Jeremy's having a little problem with his forearm, little muscle problem there.

7:55🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, you know when I figured it out? I mean, I was going nuts racking my head against the wall, and I was struggling with arm pump, and I would ride like two or three laps, and I would just, my right arm would just be so locked up, you know, pumped up. And I went to the chiropractor, and I've been there, and I took a pretty good header at the Supercross track where we practiced a couple of months ago. You know, I didn't go get lined up after that, and I think from what my chiropractor told me, my back was pretty pinched, and the right side was kind of falling asleep when I was starting to ride.

8:31🔗 Drew There's like the equivalent of a shin splint though in this compartment here. If you really bruise it and got blood in there, it will swell in the sheath, and it can swell to the point that pressure is so high you can't get blood in it.

8:42🔗 Jeremy McGrath I mean, the first few races I could barely ride.

8:44🔗 Drew That's actually a pretty serious thing.

8:46🔗 Adam Drew's pointing at his forearm, by the way, when he's talking to Jerry.

8:49🔗 Jeremy McGrath It felt like someone was really stabbing me in the arm.

8:51🔗 Drew No, that's compartment syndrome.

8:54🔗 Jeremy McGrath It's all better now.

8:56🔗 Adam Yeah, you got to tell him he's gonna die tonight?

8:58🔗 Drew No, I was saying you ought to just give it a couple weeks to whatever you need to heal.

9:00🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I stopped riding.

9:02🔗 Adam A couple weeks? No, no, he's a competitor. He's a warrior. He's in a couple of weeks. You know what? You rest when you die. All right, man. People say that, and people say you sleep when you're dead, too, but I question both of those things. I really, if someone could give me a real guarantee that I could actually get some napping in when I was dead, you'd go there. I would sleep less now. But I don't trust them. And I don't want to, I don't want to get caught. You know what I mean? I want to be in my deathbed and realize I hadn't napped enough. That's what I'm saying. All right. So anyway, it's it, Drew, you got to watch this. You got to watch this sport. It's crazy.

9:36🔗 Jeremy McGrath Someday we're going to get them there.

9:37🔗 Adam These triple jumps. How far are those triple jumps apart?

9:41🔗 Jeremy McGrath They're about 70 feet.

9:43🔗 Adam And like I said, everyone exaggerates. Seventy feet is a seven story building that's been tipped over basically. And it's each and every lap. I mean, if you made it once, you'd stop and celebrate. You'd be up on the podium, waving, blowing kisses, doing that two handed clinch thing that no one does anymore. People be singing for you, Jolly Goodfellow. But they're doing it every lap. They're doing 20 laps. Or 20.

10:08🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's 20 laps.

10:09🔗 Adam 20 laps. And in the air, in the air, like mad men. And doing stuff in the air. Adjusting stuff, pulling the goggles off, checking the beat.

10:17🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, jumping the triple jump is the resting point.

10:20🔗 Adam Yeah, I know.

10:22🔗 Jeremy McGrath You get in the air and then you kind of loosen your grip and relax, take a few breaths and, you know, then when you land, you're set to go again. The hardest part is the whoops.

10:30🔗 Adam Yeah, there's literally a couple seconds of hang time. Now, most people would be freaked because you're on a motorcycle and you're 45 feet in the air. I mean, you're getting more height than Evil Can Evil ever did jump in any of those buses. But these guys are like, well, they got some downtime. Now, it's time to relax, reflect.

10:50🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, exactly. That's what it's all about.

10:51🔗 Adam Take care of personal grooming, whatever business you need. Things are a little out of adjustment, the nuts itch. Whatever it is, now is the time to take care of it. It's like when we're at the airport and the flights delay. Wow. It's the same mentality. All right.

11:08🔗 Drew My kids are getting age with her into that stuff too.

11:09🔗 Adam Oh, they'll go nuts.

11:10🔗 Drew Yeah, next year.

11:11🔗 Adam Go nuts for this stuff.

11:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath We got to get you out there one time.

11:14🔗 Adam Gary?

11:14🔗 Yeah.

11:15🔗 Adam You're 19?

11:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:16🔗 Adam What's up?

11:17🔗 Caller My question is, I've been going out with this girl for about a month. I'm engaged to be married to her. I gave her consent to sleep with one of her friends.

11:36🔗 Adam Female friends?

11:38🔗 Caller One of her male friends.

11:39🔗 Drew Help me understand this. I'm already lost. What was your motivation? What were you thinking?

11:45🔗 Caller Well, I kind of like moved back where I came from. I used to live in Cincinnati, but I moved back to the country where I was raised.

11:56🔗 Drew And you left her behind?

11:58🔗 Caller Well, she was in school. She will be graduating in about six months.

12:04🔗 Adam And then getting into high school?

12:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:08🔗 Adam No, you're graduating high school, you mean, right?

12:11🔗 Caller She is.

12:11🔗 Adam Yes, that's right.

12:13🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I gave her permission to...

12:18🔗 Drew Why? Why did that even come up? What were you thinking?

12:21🔗 Caller Well, she's constantly horny, okay?

12:24🔗 Adam She's very horny.

12:25🔗 Yeah.

12:26🔗 Caller And...

12:28🔗 Drew All right. What's your question?

12:29🔗 Adam Now, was this a verbal contract, or did she get something in writing?

12:33🔗 Drew It was legally the way, Adam. Don't worry.

12:35🔗 Adam It's legal? I don't know if it's binding.

12:37🔗 Drew Yeah, I think so.

12:38🔗 Adam Were the witnesses?

12:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:41🔗 Adam Okay.

12:41🔗 Drew Who were the witnesses?

12:43🔗 Caller Her friend.

12:44🔗 Adam County clerk, people like that.

12:45🔗 Drew Her friend, the male friend?

12:47🔗 Caller Yeah. The one that she wants to sleep with.

12:51🔗 Adam Oh, okay. So you gave him the thumbs up.

12:53🔗 Drew How did you meet this girl?

12:54🔗 Adam Did they do it right there, or did they at least wait till you leave?

12:57🔗 Drew You got to the country first.

13:00🔗 Caller Well, I just started talking to her about it.

13:04🔗 Adam Okay.

13:05🔗 Drew Where did you meet this girl?

13:06🔗 Caller I met her when I lived in Cincinnati.

13:10🔗 Drew Where did you meet this girl?

13:11🔗 At a club.

13:13🔗 Drew So she was live at her age or something, or were you hanging out at an underage club?

13:18🔗 Caller I hang out at clubs down Main Street.

13:21🔗 Adam A place called Chuck E. Cheese Nights.

13:23🔗 Drew Yeah. What is a 17-year-old doing in a club? Her 16-year-old.

13:28🔗 Adam All right. Listen. All right. Hold on. Gary? Yeah. Don't get her pregnant, please.

13:34🔗 Drew Do not marry her.

13:34🔗 Adam Don't marry her.

13:36🔗 Drew Whatever you do.

13:36🔗 Adam Actually, more important, she shouldn't marry you, but that's our advice. We're talking to you, so we'll tell you not to marry her.

13:42🔗 Drew That's it. Don't do it.

13:43🔗 Adam Don't get married.

13:44🔗 Drew It's a total, total meltdown mess. You don't seem to understand that.

13:49🔗 Jeremy McGrath I have a question. Was this like a test? Was he testing his woman? Like saying, okay, yeah, you can do it. Just to see what she'd do, and she just did it or what?

13:58🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I was wanting to know if it was right for me to say that, to tell her she can do it.

14:06🔗 Drew Gary, you didn't know what you're doing. You didn't know what you're doing.

14:08🔗 Adam Jeremy, get used to people not answering your questions on this show, by the way. I hear that from you a lot. I'm listening. Hey, Gary, no getting married, no having kids.

14:19🔗 Caller I already have one.

14:21🔗 Drew With her?

14:23🔗 Caller She's pregnant, yeah.

14:24🔗 Adam She is?

14:25🔗 Caller That's what she told me.

14:27🔗 Jeremy McGrath Now, is it from you or from him?

14:29🔗 Caller I don't know.

14:30🔗 Drew Oh, Gary.

14:30🔗 Adam Well, once you give birth to this young, and you must give it away immediately.

14:36🔗 Drew Or adoption, please, dear God.

14:38🔗 Adam Yes. If the Manson family adopts it, I'll still have a better chance. All right? Or maybe the SLA.

14:49🔗 Drew Where do you even begin with a situation like that? He couldn't comprehend the very basic ideas.

14:53🔗 Adam I don't know. People scoff when I talk about my sterilization program that I'd like to work out starting in the South. But-

15:02🔗 Drew There you go.

15:03🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, he's 19 years old and he's talking about his girlfriend constantly being horny. I mean, when you're 19.

15:11🔗 Adam That's a good thing.

15:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it's a great thing.

15:13🔗 Adam But his thing is, he's moving away. So he has to figure out a way to keep her satisfied so that she doesn't cheat. I'm not sure what his strategy is.

15:22🔗 Drew Yeah, where the thinking is all over the place.

15:25🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to Star. Star? Yeah. You're 19? Star's one notch above Angel in the-

15:36🔗 Drew Oh, is that right?

15:37🔗 Adam Do not name your kid this.

15:38🔗 Drew I thought Brandy was one notch above Angel. No?

15:40🔗 Adam No.

15:41🔗 Drew Tiffany?

15:42🔗 Adam Well, eventually, you're going to get to Jeremy's girlfriend's name and he's going to be pissed. Wait, what is your girlfriend's name? Kim. Oh, you wouldn't have got to Kim. I would have done like 180 more.

15:51🔗 Drew We should have done that.

15:52🔗 Adam We'll exercise.

15:54🔗 Drew That's why we amuse ourselves for just listing names.

15:56🔗 Adam Is he Star?

15:57🔗 Yeah.

15:58🔗 Adam I'm sorry. So at 19, what's up?

16:00🔗 Well, I have two questions actually. My first question is, well, I've been having sex since I was 14, but I've never really actually had an orgasm.

16:13🔗 Drew Okay. Well, that's-

16:14🔗 But I like sex.

16:15🔗 Drew All right. Well, that's a normal-

16:16🔗 Adam Chicks can do that.

16:16🔗 Drew Yeah, it's normal for your age.

16:19🔗 So I didn't know if there was something wrong or-

16:21🔗 Drew No, you should really work on trying to figure out how you can have a climax. That's something you have to kind of figure out by yourself usually, or sometimes with a stable relationship, if you've got a partner sort of listening to you and want to work on it. But it's a normal thing for it. What you're describing is a normal thing for a 17, 18, 19-year-old.

16:39🔗 Well, I mean, I can do it with my clitoris, but like any vaginally or anything like that.

16:47🔗 Drew So you can masturbate?

16:49🔗 Yeah.

16:49🔗 Drew All right. You're ahead of the curve.

16:50🔗 Adam Well, what about oral sex?

16:54🔗 Sometimes. It depends on if they do it right.

16:57🔗 Adam Right. All right. Oh, you're saying if they do it right.

17:00🔗 Yeah.

17:00🔗 Adam Interesting.

17:01🔗 Drew You're way ahead of your average.

17:02🔗 Adam You're doing fine. You're having an orgasm.

17:05🔗 Drew All right. What's your question?

17:06🔗 Okay. My other question is, when I have sex, it feels like they're hitting something inside.

17:15🔗 Drew They are.

17:15🔗 And it hurts.

17:16🔗 Drew Okay. Well, tell them not to go so deep.

17:18🔗 Adam That's the box spring.

17:19🔗 Drew That's the cervix.

17:20🔗 Adam The cervix, I mean.

17:21🔗 Well, sometimes it matters. Like a different position will help.

17:27🔗 Drew That's right.

17:28🔗 But I always thought, okay, like on my hands and knees, that would make it to where they could go deeper.

17:34🔗 Drew Sometimes that makes it worse.

17:35🔗 But that, okay, with one guy.

17:39🔗 Adam All right. All right. Listen, are we going to examine every penis that's been in you? We'd be here all night. You understand different positions. There's more penetration and that hits your cervix.

17:50🔗 Drew That's it. You got to work it out.

17:52🔗 Adam You work it out.

17:52🔗 Jeremy McGrath Find the positions that you like.

17:54🔗 Drew Adam has a patented device.

17:56🔗 Adam Love grommet. Actually, it's a good thing Jeremy's here because they used to have these donuts for motorcycle grips. There were these little leather padded maybe before your time, Jeremy.

18:08🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, they were like foam. They got blisters right here, right?

18:12🔗 Adam Right, right. It was really so that your inside of your thumb and forefinger didn't get caught up or get blisters or maybe get pinched by the clutch.

18:23🔗 Jeremy McGrath It's because the old grips when you used to ride used to be like petrified rubber.

18:28🔗 Adam No. We used to use just old socks. They didn't even invent the grip and then the breakthrough of the donkey dick. We're allowed to say that. Remember that grip? Had no end on it. Had no flange. That was the one that just looked like a dildo.

18:45🔗 Jeremy McGrath You remember that grip?

18:47🔗 Adam It was ribbed and it had no end on it. I was yelling at a friend of mine the other day, who invents such a grip with no end on it? That's one of the most important parts. Otherwise, your hands get sliding off and it's getting pinched in the clutch and the brake and everything. Oh, yeah. That's right.

19:03🔗 Jeremy McGrath That's old stuff there.

19:03🔗 Adam Elsinore, red wet racer, 250. A couple of laid down shocks, 500 Navi on the back. Couldn't be stopped on the hill climb, so I'll tell you that. Brock?

19:15🔗 Hey, how are you guys doing tonight?

19:16🔗 Adam Year 20, what's up?

19:18🔗 Well, I've got a few questions. I've got a question for Adam and Drew, and I just want to say congratulations to all of Jeremy McGrath's success.

19:25🔗 Jeremy McGrath Thanks a lot. Thanks.

19:26🔗 Adam Jeremy, just to rub it in a little bit, how many super cross victories do you have in your career?

19:34🔗 Jeremy McGrath I think I have 74. 74 total 250 main event wins.

19:38🔗 Adam 74 and-

19:40🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, with seven titles.

19:41🔗 Adam Who's the closest guy historically?

19:44🔗 Drew It's on your sheet.

19:45🔗 Adam I'm just asking.

19:46🔗 Jeremy McGrath The closest guy is Rick Johnson and Bob Hanna with 28.

19:50🔗 Adam 28. Two closest guys combined. Barely come to half. Yeah. Brock?

19:58🔗 Jeremy McGrath Not even half.

19:59🔗 Adam How are you doing? Well, wait a minute. Oh, yeah.

20:00🔗 Drew Okay.

20:01🔗 Adam 28.

20:01🔗 Jeremy McGrath All right.

20:01🔗 Drew Come on.

20:02🔗 Adam No, no. Calm down, Jeremy. You're getting big headed.

20:04🔗 Jeremy McGrath All right.

20:06🔗 Adam Go ahead. I was right, Brock. He hit his head pretty good a couple of weeks back. Go ahead, Brock.

20:12🔗 Okay. Well, Drew, I've got a question. I'm actually a pharmacy technician out here in a great horrible state of Utah. I've just noticed an abundant amount of prescriptions like Ritalin and Adderall, just prescriptions for ADD. Right. I'm just wondering if your opinion is the same as mine. I'm actually writing a term paper on it. I'd like your permission to quote you if at all possible.

20:34🔗 Drew Well, sure, you can quote me. But I'll tell you what, the people that study this, whom I respect and read, believe that there is probably over-prescribing in urban centers, but under-prescribing elsewhere. That if you look at the data on kids who meet formal criteria for ADD, I mean people who are assessed by people who really know how to make that diagnosis, they have far better outcomes when they're treated in terms of personality disorders, mood disturbances, substance abuse, everything is better. Okay. The problem is it tends to become a panacea and it tends to get over-prescribed.

21:13🔗 Adam What's a panacea?

21:15🔗 Drew Cure-all.

21:16🔗 Adam Oh.

21:17🔗 Drew For enthusiasts. And that tends to be in urban environments where you're living, living in Salt Lake City, right? Yeah. So you tend to see a tendency towards over-prescribing there. But nationwide when they really look at it, it looks like overall there's a lot of people getting through that are being missed and aren't getting it and could be benefited from it. So it's a really complicated issue. I'm also the opinion that in adulthood, ADD in adulthood is addiction. And I've seen using stimulants on adults, just really a disaster so many times.

21:46🔗 Adam All right, Brock. Me and Jeremy have ADD, so we got to cut this call shorter, right? We're going nuts.

21:51🔗 All right. Can I ask you a question real quick, Adam?

21:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:54🔗 Okay. I'm not sure if you remember this a while back. You did a brief commentary on basically the LAPD, not doing their job, basically too many traffic cops and not enough cops doing the real thing.

22:04🔗 Adam Yeah. All PD, but especially LAPD and Burbank and those places. Too many of these guys sitting around, camped out at four-way stop signs.

22:14🔗 Drew Yeah. That was not a single diatribe. No.

22:17🔗 Adam I've been in a thousand of those rants. Get to work. Here's my advice to any law officer, especially the people, not the guys out on the street, but the guys that are in charge.

22:26🔗 Drew Do what you want them to do?

22:28🔗 Adam You do what we tell you to do.

22:29🔗 Drew Oh, I see.

22:30🔗 Adam You do what we want, what the taxpayer wants, what the public wants. We don't want any candy-ass sitting around with a radar gun. No. Once you're out there taking down perps. And you know what? The average street cop, he wants to take perps down too. Not this candy-ass BS.

22:45🔗 Drew Did you have a question?

22:46🔗 Yeah, I'm just curious if there's any way I can get a copy of that. I'm actually doing an oral presentation for a class.

22:52🔗 Drew On what? On what?

22:53🔗 On just commentaries in general. I feel that would be kind of a great example of a good commentary.

22:58🔗 Adam Drew, pull that up on the computer.

23:00🔗 Jeremy McGrath You need to give them the live recording of that and just hit play.

23:05🔗 Adam Let me explain the situation on this show. People assume that we have things. You know what I mean?

23:12🔗 Drew Me like a normal radio show would have?

23:13🔗 Adam Yeah, like where you'd pull that up. Yeah. I don't know what year that was. I've done it a hundred times. Who the hell knows? I can warm over another one for you.

23:23🔗 Drew Maybe something about Jay Walken or courts in Burbank.

23:26🔗 Adam Well, here's the other maybe misnomer here. Yeah, and by the way, the city of Burbank can still kiss my hairy ass.

23:35🔗 Jeremy McGrath Who knows how to get you going?

23:36🔗 Adam Still kiss my hairy ass, you pussies over there.

23:38🔗 Drew Brock, put that in your commentary for your ninth grade teacher. That'd be good. I'll get season college.

23:42🔗 Jeremy McGrath Actually hit record because here we go.

23:45🔗 Adam J-walking ticket in Burbank beat their ass and you guys owe me. You owe me. Do you know why? I'm not going to get excited, but here's the deal.

23:53🔗 Drew I can see that.

23:54🔗 Adam Here's the deal. They waste your time. I got a J-walking ticket in the lines, at the crosswalk, at the signal.

24:01🔗 Drew It means nothing to them to waste your time.

24:03🔗 Adam Why not? Why not just waste your time? People are like, you won. Won what? Won nothing.

24:08🔗 Drew You lost a day.

24:10🔗 Adam You not paying 80 bucks is not winning anything. Go to Vegas, put your money down on the Rams. They won. You win. You didn't lose. You didn't lose your money. The Patriots, yeah, but someone's got to pay you. You're not winning.

24:23🔗 Drew Well, after all, he started writing the ticket before he reconsidered, which is also BS.

24:27🔗 Adam I told this puss, I said, listen, stop the ticket now. I'm going to fight it. I'm going to beat it. You're wasting your time and you're wasting my time.

24:35🔗 Get the hell to work.

24:36🔗 Adam What are you doing? Candy-ass crap. We don't have enough cops. Burbank's the worst. Burbank's a little crappy city that's outside of LA where they film all the things and their cops do nothing but write tickets. It's the number one ticket-writing municipality in the country, I'm sure. Just get to work, you guys. You guys on the street, you're good guys. And I know you don't want to do the candy-ass stuff. I blame the bureaucrats. Tickets, parking tickets everywhere, money funneling back into the system. Stop raping the public. Stop raping everybody. You want money, ask for money. But don't rape. Don't rape the people that pay your taxes.

25:13🔗 Drew Didn't you call the judge a heroin addict or something?

25:16🔗 Adam Listen, here's what... Well, I got on the air and said a few things. But here's my point. Here's my deal. Okay, just all I want to say. A guy writes you a ticket for nothing, okay? You then say to him while he's writing the ticket, hey, what are we doing here? This is a waste of time. He says, yeah, so what? And he writes it out anyway. You then make a trip to the court and you say, I'd like to make an appearance. So they make you a date. And then you take another day off and you go in to talk to the judge and he throws it out. Now you're supposed to be thankful? Oh, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, my fear is kiss my ass. You guys owe me two days. Who am I thanking here? Oh, I'm so thankful. I don't have a jaywalking ticket on my record. You know, you can't work in radio. You get a couple of walking violations. No, kiss my ass. I want to be compensated. I took two days off work. Where's my money?

26:10🔗 Jeremy McGrath Actually, you probably went and paid the ticket because then you could work the two days that you would...

26:15🔗 Adam Yeah, you're better off just paying it. And that's what they're counting on, too. They know it's chicken ass, but don't worry. These guys will just pay it. It's too much trouble. It's 40 bucks. He's not going to care. He'll write it off or something. Just stop the chicken ass stuff. Get to work. Bring down the perps. Yeah, we don't have enough. Jeremy's going, too. I like it. Yeah, and it's always, oh, we don't have enough cops. We don't have enough men on the street. Yeah, you do.

26:38🔗 They're parked.

26:39🔗 Adam They're parked at the four-way stop sign up Beachwood Canyon. And there's two of them in the car. Take that guy and send him down to the bar. He owned him. Fire off a few rounds. That's what I want to see. You got guys. You know where they are? They're in meter-made cars. And they're following everyone around. That's where they are. Take those resources and put those guys on the street and start doing what we tell you to do, not what you feel like doing. We're your boss. That's what I'm saying. Bernard Parks, whoever's running this crappy LAPD, we tell you what to do. And you know what? I took a vote and I looked around and I spoke to some people and we don't like chicken ass. We don't. Nobody does. So get to work. Quit pussing out. Thank you. We'll be back.

27:24🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

27:55🔗 Adam Hey, yo, Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Jeremy McGrath is our guest tonight. Hey. 74, 250 Supercross wins. 74, nearest guys like 26, 27. That's what you call dominance there. Yeah, those guys were the biggest names of the day, Rick Johnson.

28:17🔗 Drew Are they gonna have a Supercross, like Hall of Fame somewhere? Do they have something like that?

28:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, there's a motorcycle Hall of Fame back in Ohio, yeah.

28:24🔗 Adam There is? Why does Ohio get everything?

28:27🔗 Jeremy McGrath Someday I'll get in there.

28:28🔗 Drew Why in Ohio?

28:28🔗 Jeremy McGrath Induct it into the Hall of Fame. I don't know.

28:32🔗 Adam LA doesn't get-

28:32🔗 Jeremy McGrath I think that's because AMA is back there, which is-

28:35🔗 Drew Yeah, but football, Rock and Roll, Hall of Fame, it's all in Ohio.

28:39🔗 Adam Well, where's Cooperstown? Is that Ohio? Cooperstown, that's where the baseball was. Canton is in Ohio. Cooperstown is in Ohio too.

28:49🔗 Drew Yeah, they're all in Ohio?

28:50🔗 Adam Rock and Roll, Hall of Fame's in-

28:52🔗 Drew Cleveland?

28:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:53🔗 Adam What the hell is that?

28:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:55🔗 Jeremy McGrath It's the only thing in Ohio.

28:56🔗 Adam Anderson Hall.

28:57🔗 Jeremy McGrath All these museums.

28:57🔗 Adam Cooperstown is- that's in New York?

28:59🔗 Drew Yeah, it's New York state. You sure?

29:02🔗 Caller Like 80 percent.

29:04🔗 Drew Look it up, Webb.

29:05🔗 Adam I would completely believe him except for everything he says into my ears, completely erroneous. All right. So Cooperstown is in upstate New York or something like that. Well, look it up. I want to find out. But yes, why does that little dump known as Ohio have all- and don't- that's not meant to be a slight for the beautiful, beautiful people from the Ohio area. But why do they get everything? You know, we got the La Brea Tar Pits. It's a hole with a tar in it. Great. Hey, we'll put a museum next to it. Well, that big hole with the tar? Well, you're not going to find that anywhere. Shouldn't we just bury it? You know your town sucks when that's what you got. What do you got? La Brea Tar Pits. It's great over there.

29:49🔗 Drew A bunch of wolf skulls.

29:50🔗 Adam What do they got? They got these skulls from like hyenas and wolves and then there's this big pit. It's got tar. Well, it's not really tar. It's just kind of crappy water. It's polluted water. It's a hole with polluted water. It's basically what your swimming pool would be if you let it go for a couple of years. Yeah, it's great. Come on down.

30:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath Nice sightseeing area.

30:13🔗 Adam Yeah, it's a beautiful, beautiful area. Oh, no, we don't got any Rocky Mountains or anything. No, no, no, no Golden Gate Bridge, nothing like that. But we got this pit. Come on in. Don't get too close. There's a fake, there's a fake elephant that looks like it's stuck. That thing cost, that was $1,500. You can't, you don't see that everywhere. You'd have to go to like a opening of a shoe store or something to see a fake elephant. Chris?

30:37🔗 Yeah.

30:38🔗 Adam You're 21. What's up?

30:39🔗 Caller Yeah. You guys are cool. This is actually a question for Jeremy. I've read a lot of stuff in magazines and stuff lately about like what's been going on with your season. And they're saying that, are they just saying it's being sarcastic or what about disease with arm pumpers that just regular arm pump?

30:58🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, no. Like I was saying earlier, I think I had a little bit of a back injury going on and I was getting arm pumping. You know, I've never, throughout my whole career, I've never experienced what I was for the first few races.

31:10🔗 Drew So is this something in which you had a typical injury of a motorcycle riding?

31:14🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, a lot of guys, I see a lot of guys in our sport that suffer from arm pump which is what we, you know, when you ride.

31:20🔗 Drew Yeah, that's a compartment syndrome.

31:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath Okay, so what they do is they get this arm pump surgery. Yeah, they release it. They cut that sheath.

31:26🔗 Drew Yeah, right, that's a compartment syndrome.

31:28🔗 Jeremy McGrath But I don't.

31:29🔗 Drew That's what you had. That is not your back.

31:30🔗 Adam No, they didn't have that. They had something else.

31:32🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, because as soon as I was adjusted, it went away.

31:35🔗 Drew It goes away with time. If you had just done nothing, it would have gone away too. But if you injured again, it will come back.

31:41🔗 Adam Let me talk to Drew for a second. Drew, do you understand that the races have a very fragile psyche?

31:46🔗 Drew I see.

31:47🔗 Adam You have an ego.

31:49🔗 Drew Or that if he begins to believe he's got this problem.

31:51🔗 Adam Just listen to me. When you're out on that track, all you've got is your confidence. You've got to think like a winner. You start thinking about arm pump, back alignment, you can blow.

32:01🔗 Jeremy McGrath I'm good now. Chris? Yeah.

32:03🔗 Drew See the reason you had it is you had bleeding in the muscles, so it swelled a little bit.

32:06🔗 Jeremy McGrath That's what it felt like.

32:07🔗 Drew From the original thing. And then when you start using it a lot, it swells up, and then you get the compression.

32:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath So anyways, I was struggling with that.

32:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:16🔗 Jeremy McGrath But now I'm fine. I mean, the first few races, I mean, we have brand new Bud Light Yamaha team, everything going good, really working hard over the summer, looking forward to this year. And then the first few races, I mean, geez, I was just struggling like I haven't before. So, you know, last weekend in Phoenix, I led the race for seven laps and it was a great, like, head clearing experience for me because the first three races were really tough.

32:41🔗 Caller Yeah. But I went to round one and I was like, I've been watching, I've been going, I've been going to Anaheim since about 95.

32:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:48🔗 Caller I watched 96 season all the way up and it was like nothing like.

32:52🔗 Jeremy McGrath 94, yeah, totally. I mean, I was riding around and it felt like I was at like 50%.

32:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:57🔗 Jeremy McGrath I mean, it was killing me inside and it seems now, I think now I'm well on my way back to where I was.

33:04🔗 Adam Who's leading? Is Carmichael leading?

33:06🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, actually. Morocco? David Villeman, team Yamaha rider. Morocco second.

33:11🔗 Adam He's from France?

33:13🔗 Jeremy McGrath He's from France.

33:14🔗 Adam You've got to take that back. You know the weird thing about France.

33:17🔗 Jeremy McGrath It's only four races in the season.

33:19🔗 Adam France has some, they're into motorcycles over there or something.

33:23🔗 Drew Two-wheel vehicles?

33:24🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, that's good.

33:24🔗 Drew I guess, yeah.

33:26🔗 Adam Well, yeah, there's a lot of scooters and mopeds and stuff.

33:29🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, other than the US, France is pretty hip on the two-wheel thing. Really? We've got a lot of road racer, road race guys in here too, so.

33:35🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

33:36🔗 Drew Tour de France.

33:37🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, bicycles big.

33:39🔗 Adam Roger DeCoster was probably a French guy. DeCoster's a French name. Belgium. Yeah, that's all the same place to me. Yeah, that's really, that's the difference between Glendale and Burbank to me. There's no big difference there. Same fun.

33:51🔗 Jeremy McGrath That's how it is over there.

33:52🔗 Adam Same pit. Yeah. Riff?

33:54🔗 Drew Hey.

33:55🔗 Adam You're 17?

33:56🔗 Caller Hey, Dr. Drew. Yeah.

33:59🔗 Adam Hey.

34:00🔗 Drew Hey, Riff. What's up?

34:01🔗 Caller Hey.

34:02🔗 Adam Hey.

34:03🔗 Caller I just ran away from home like an hour ago. Why? My parents know I'm gay.

34:10🔗 Drew What's wrong with that?

34:12🔗 Caller My, all right, I just write everything in my journal.

34:17🔗 Adam Uh-oh. You don't even have to read a journal. Just find a journal. You know, the kid's gay. It's not like you had to open it and says I'm gay. It's just you hold it up and go, he's gay, he's got a journal. Honey, can you believe this? You just leave it locked.

34:32🔗 Caller Did they find it?

34:32🔗 Jeremy McGrath So they found your journal?

34:33🔗 Adam They found it?

34:34🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm pretty, I'm like almost certain, yeah.

34:37🔗 Adam Well, what happened?

34:39🔗 Caller I just, I hit it. I suspected that she was reading it, but.

34:44🔗 Adam Your mom?

34:45🔗 Caller Yeah, but I wasn't sure. So I just put it in a different place than I usually do. And came back from my job and it was just gone.

34:55🔗 Adam It was gone?

34:56🔗 Caller So I asked her, she was like all innocent. And then.

34:59🔗 Adam Well, what did the journal say?

35:04🔗 Caller I don't like just holding back since it's just writing to myself. So I just said everything I talked about, you know, how I have this friend who's gay and I phoned him a lot.

35:16🔗 Adam Any specific sex acts?

35:20🔗 Sex what?

35:21🔗 Adam I'm trying to figure out their sort of level of freaked out-ness and how much we can, we might be able to smooth this over.

35:30🔗 Caller Every, I put down my fantasies, you know, how often I jack off, everything.

35:36🔗 Drew Wow. And so how do they react?

35:38🔗 Adam Hold on. Just, you know, for my records, how often do you jack off?

35:43🔗 Caller Two or three times a day.

35:44🔗 Adam Two or three times.

35:44🔗 Caller Okay.

35:45🔗 Adam I'm just filming it.

35:46🔗 Drew I'm trying to keep it a log. How do they react tonight?

35:51🔗 Caller Actually, they, like a year back, they kind of caught me with like a hickey after I came from my friend's house. So they stuck me in therapy for like eight months.

36:03🔗 Drew What? They tried to make you not gay?

36:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:06🔗 Drew So they knew you were gay?

36:07🔗 Caller Well, they did, but she's just never written my journal before and I'm so mad.

36:13🔗 Adam Is your mom, okay, you're mad, but they're not going to, you know, take, your dad's not going to take a swing at you or anything. I mean, they kind of saw this one coming a year ago, right?

36:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, the ice is broken.

36:22🔗 Adam Right. And is your mom an over-domineering person? Is she a hard ass?

36:30🔗 Caller Kind of, yeah.

36:31🔗 Adam Yeah, thank her. That's what turned you gay.

36:34🔗 You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

36:35🔗 Adam That works.

36:37🔗 Drew Help me understand.

36:38🔗 Adam So why did you have to run away?

36:40🔗 Drew Yeah, why the runaway part?

36:43🔗 Caller I just couldn't take it anymore.

36:45🔗 Drew Take what?

36:47🔗 Caller I could take her, you know, trying to control my life, I guess, and I'm almost 18 and I can't even drive.

36:54🔗 Drew So this intrusion into your journal. She's so intrusive that it's just infuriating, enraging you.

37:01🔗 Adam That's right. How are your grades at school?

37:06🔗 Caller I'd be better, I guess. I applied to Yale and Dartmouth and all that.

37:10🔗 Drew Great.

37:11🔗 Adam One of those, sure.

37:12🔗 Drew Get out of there. You're going to get out of the home.

37:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:14🔗 Drew It's going to be tough to you though. You're going to need, you know, you need a connected relationship with people who you can feel safe with and trust. Orange County has a very well-developed gay and lesbian youth center. Check that out. I have an 800 kind of number for you. It's 888-T-H-E-G-L-N-H, gay and lesbian national hotline.

37:37🔗 Adam Word is.

37:38🔗 Drew It's the GLNH and just open the phone book, wherever you are there and look at the gay and lesbian youth center in Orange County. They're a very, very good center.

37:46🔗 Adam You're kind of gay or homo or what would you?

37:49🔗 Drew Front.

37:50🔗 Adam G on the front. They got gay.

37:52🔗 Drew G, gay and lesbian, sure.

37:53🔗 Adam You go G.

37:53🔗 Drew The white pages.

37:54🔗 Adam Go G. I hear the youth center's got a new Karems game over there.

37:58🔗 Drew Karems.

37:58🔗 Adam You remember that? That was, you guys bought a Karems when you were a kid?

38:02🔗 Drew No, not Jeremy.

38:03🔗 Adam You didn't go to crappy schools like I did. That was real excitement. You can either kick the utility ball around the black top in no particular direction or we got Karems. Karems was like a flat piece of ply with little pockets on it.

38:18🔗 Drew Yeah, sort of pool with little movable spheres.

38:22🔗 Adam Checkers pieces that rolled. You'd shoot with a little piece of crap. In the backside, every bad kids game, you know it's bad when there's a baseball game on the back, like dart boards have that, the Karems. Inexplicably, there's some sort of baseball thing, but it never works out. No one knows what it is or even how to do it.

38:41🔗 Drew No one.

38:42🔗 Adam Once in a while, someone will flip it over, look at it and go, no, no, no, no, flip, come on. I'm getting a headache. Flip it back. Same with the dart board. It's like behind every dart board in every pub, in every bar, in every house, in every garage, there's a baseball diamond that no one ever touches. I'd really like to give a lecture to the Dart Board Manufacturers Association of Americans. Save your ink. Nobody knows what's back there. You could put me just bending over and spreading my ass cheeks and no one would ever see it. No one knows.

39:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath It always stays on the dart board.

39:14🔗 Adam People are flipping it back and forth. We're used to one side, the dart part of the dart board. That's the part we're interested in.

39:20🔗 Drew The dart board part, yes.

39:21🔗 Adam You don't flip over a baseball field and find a dart park on the bottom of it. Why mix? The darts, that's enough. That's plenty.

39:29🔗 Drew Here, here.

39:30🔗 Adam Okay. Jeremy McGrath is our guest tonight, big super cross star. We will take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Gina with a mystery problem after this.

39:45🔗 Caller Love line.

39:46🔗 1-800-LOVE-191.

39:48🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

40:23🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Jeremy McGrath is here, the superstar of Supercross, and the next race is back at Anaheim this Saturday, correct?

40:38🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yes, sir. It's this Saturday night.

40:42🔗 Adam And it sells out. A lot of trucks out in that parking lot with lift kits on it. And it's a family fair. Lots of guys out there bringing the kids, and it's a good time. You just can't go wrong. I love, like I always say, I love that KTM 50 race. Got this little 7- and 8-year-olds.

41:01🔗 Jeremy McGrath These kids are cool, huh?

41:03🔗 Adam Going around the track, tipping over.

41:07🔗 Jeremy McGrath Little tiny kids going around the Supercross track.

41:10🔗 Adam Yeah, they just tip over every once in a while. And you know, when kids tip over, they wait to get un-tipped. They just lie there. Okay, I'm tipped over. Somebody write me.

41:18🔗 Jeremy McGrath The jumps are so peak that they go up and they just teeter-totter on the top of the jumps.

41:22🔗 Adam Well, yeah, the jumps are so big that these kids on these little 50s, it becomes like the perfect storm. It's like a little tuna boat going over 80-foot swells. They can't see to the other side of them. They just roll up one and roll down the other. Like I said, I believe we're talking about this. Last year, some kid tried to hot dog it a little bit because they're heroes. Guys like Jeremy, when they win the race, they go over to the last jump and it's a big can-can move or something I invented called the Anne Flander. But feed off the pegs on both sides of the bike or they pancake it or they do whatever. So the kids try to, you know, they want to emulate, they try to do a little hot dog. Last race, I mean, last lap, last jump, guys lead in the race, the kid comes down the backside, tries a little hot dog move and eats crap, eats crap, crying all the way. I felt bad for laughing. It must have been the beer laughing, but everyone...

42:22🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, they do good though, considering these kids are awesome.

42:28🔗 Adam They move out.

42:29🔗 Jeremy McGrath They're like, I think they're seven, seven eight year olds, six, seven eight year olds. They like divert them around the whoops, so they don't have to do that part.

42:39🔗 Adam But yeah, they took them out of the whoops this year. And they do great. And the bikes are like water-cooled, mono shocks and the bikes got like more travel in them than bikes did 15 years ago.

42:51🔗 Jeremy McGrath By a mile.

42:52🔗 Adam It's crazy. They're great. They're probably too grand, those little bikes. Gina? Yes. Drew, you gotta get your kid on a motorcycle. Get him on a bike.

43:00🔗 Drew First thing.

43:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Gina, I'm sorry. 30. What's up?

43:05🔗 The reason why I was calling is I have a medical question. I had went to the dermatologist. I had like a rash and she had given me some medicines and things to put on it. It was like an ointment and some pills to take. And I started noticing that I had these like, they kind of look like blood vessels on my legs that was busting and they were blue and they were red. Well, then they started kind of getting lighter. And then as the time went on, I started noticing all these like red and purplish dots. And they were, they started breaking out all over on me, like on my lower legs and up on my chest and on my stomach.

43:48🔗 Drew You're talking about bruises? You're talking about bruises?

43:51🔗 I don't know if they're bruises. They're like little, they look like blood underneath my skin. They're like red.

43:56🔗 Drew Well, that's what a bruise looks like.

43:58🔗 Adam No, no, but there's those, the red dots.

44:00🔗 Drew Are you talking about little dots like a hickey would leave? Little tiny dots.

44:03🔗 Yeah, they're real, real tiny. And they're in my mouth too now.

44:05🔗 Drew OK, that's a serious thing. You've got to go see someone right away. Has Dermot Childs seen this?

44:10🔗 She's seen it and she took blood from me. But the thing was, when I showed her on my leg, I only showed her down at the bottom part of my leg. She asked me if I had any more and I said no because I didn't realize that I had so many till I got home. Because you know how you don't like to examine every little mark on you.

44:24🔗 Drew Do you have them in your eye? Like if you pull part of your eyelid back, look in there?

44:29🔗 I hadn't seen them in my eye. I just noticed in my mouth because I felt something on my, because they're down, they're like in my mouth, you know, where your cheeks are and stuff. Not on the gums or anything but on the outer.

44:42🔗 Drew How about under your tongue?

44:44🔗 Not under my tongue but like you know where your teeth are, like where your lip is, when you pull your lip back right in there.

44:49🔗 Adam Hold on, where are your teeth now?

44:52🔗 Drew This needs to be dealt with. I mean, you really need to get this looked into.

44:55🔗 Adam What is this?

44:56🔗 Drew Well, a lot of things can do this but it's a typically a sign of the platelet dysfunction.

45:03🔗 Adam So maybe she should go to a general doctor.

45:05🔗 Drew Well, Jeannie, you ought to call a dermatologist and tell her that it's spreading and something you need to take care of right away, okay? Okay. Because on the lower, again, I'm trying to imagine what you're describing. There's something on the legs that you can get that looks like this. It's called a leukocytoclastic vasculitis and other kinds of vasculitis.

45:20🔗 Adam Jeremy wrote that down on a post-it and slid it over to me.

45:23🔗 Drew But the big thing that does this is platelet dysfunction. That's like leukemias and things like that.

45:28🔗 Adam Oh, bad times. All right, check it out. Tyler?

45:31🔗 Yeah.

45:32🔗 Adam You're 16.

45:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:34🔗 Caller I just had a question for McGrath. First of all, I just want to say, McGrath, you're awesome.

45:42🔗 Jeremy McGrath Thanks a lot.

45:43🔗 Caller He did awesome in the US Open.

45:46🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, thanks.

45:47🔗 Caller I just wanted to know what you had planned for the, just if you're going to race anymore or how many more seasons are you going to go?

45:56🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, I mean, you know what? I just turned 30 in November and really, I never thought I'd be racing at this age right now. I thought all the guys that I looked up to when I was younger, retired when they were 26, 27 years old from racing. And I mean, shoot, I've been still having a lot of fun at it, still been very competitive at it. And we just signed a great deal with Bud Light, Yamaw for next couple of years. So I plan on fulfilling that and see how it goes. As long as I'm competitive and having fun, I think I don't see any reason I can't go on for a little longer.

46:34🔗 Adam All right, we will take ourselves a break and we'll come back with Jeremy McGrath and Dr. Drew and you after this.

46:42🔗 Drew All right, guys, here's the deal. Looking to hook up?

46:44🔗 Jeremy McGrath Call the Dateline.

46:45🔗 Caller Stick a waste in time with the wrong person? Call the Dateline.

46:48🔗 Drew One call is all you need to make.

46:49🔗 Jeremy McGrath Call the Dateline.

46:51🔗 1-877-889-DATE.

46:55🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying out there?

46:56🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

47:37🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go. Mike wasn't on there, and it's old. Oh, okay. Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Jeremy McGrath is our guest tonight.

47:49🔗 Jeremy McGrath Hey.

47:49🔗 Adam And just talking to Jeremy about, when you watch the Supercross race, and it's interesting when the guys are 35 feet in the air, once in a while you see their back tires stop. And next, I was saying, why are they putting the brake on in the air? And he's saying that it pulls the bike.

48:10🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. What I was saying is, a lot of us, when you're in the air, if you jump, say you get a little squirrely and you're jumping a little front end high, you can pull on the clutch and hit the rear pedal, the rear brake lever, and then it drops the front down.

48:24🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm guessing because it's like a gyro. I mean, there's inertia to that thing. And when you stop it, it's going to force the front end down, right?

48:33🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, that's exactly right. And then, for instance, if you jump with the front end low, and you're going to maybe endo or go over the bars, you open the throttle wide open and it pulls the front up because the rear wheel starts spinning extra fast.

48:50🔗 Drew It's acceleration.

48:51🔗 Adam Yeah, that's great, but you got to think of that. And you got to do that thing that goes against all human nature. You know, like when people tell you, like with certain cars, if you start losing it in the corner, don't hit the brakes. Give it more gas. It's like, yeah, tell that to my balls and my foot. I'm cool with that, but my balls and my foot don't understand. Me going over the bars, I don't want more throttle. Yeah. What does crying do? Does that write you at all? That's what I would do. I would just start crying.

49:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, because if you don't hit the pedal or if you don't hit the gas, in those situations, you will cry.

49:26🔗 Adam You will go over it. Yeah, it's really weird. Yeah, guys sort of adjusting themselves in flight.

49:33🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, oftentimes when we're racing and you jump the triple, if you jump with the front end a little low, you can stay lower in the air.

49:42🔗 Adam Right.

49:43🔗 Jeremy McGrath So oftentimes you'll see us with the front low and think, oh, something's wrong and he's going to crash or something. But right at the last second, you just hit the throttle and the front comes up. And it's all instinct by now.

49:56🔗 Adam Yeah. Repetition, man. The 125ers are making it over those triples, some of them now too.

50:03🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. A lot of them are making it in to see Drew too.

50:08🔗 Adam Yeah. The 125 guys.

50:10🔗 Jeremy McGrath I mean, if they make any little mistake, it's 75 feet or 70 feet, depending on which track with often like a double right before it. So you got to do a double perfectly. Then you got to do everything you can do to get this 70 feet in on a 125. And a lot of the guys are like we were talking about it. A few of the guys out there got broken legs and broken arms.

50:33🔗 Adam It's just not enough torque, not enough power to accelerate you into the triple.

50:38🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, just not enough horsepower. And if you make, you can do it as long as you do the section really good. But if you mess up at all, you know, then that's the whole thing too.

50:48🔗 Adam Like this is the kind of thing that you would want. You would want a parking lot size take off area. You'd want to check the wind. You'd be down there at the end like Evil Knievel. You'd want to give the thumbs up. Not every, not coming out of woof-dee-doos or coming out of a berm or just coming off a jump and going into the 75 foot jump which is what these guys do. It's not like they got a long run at it. They can't adjust themselves. They're coming off of something that screwed them up into this monster jump. That's a crazy part. And then the 125, half the guys are now on the ground on the triple jump and the other guys are 30 feet above them. Which doesn't seem, it just seems like there's trouble waiting to happen.

51:34🔗 Jeremy McGrath I mean, especially if you're one of the guys that's not jumping the triple, you better move to one side or the other because, you know, some guy behind you might be going bananas and not thinking and jump and land on you.

51:46🔗 Adam Yeah.

51:46🔗 Jeremy McGrath And I mean, that's happened. A kid just got hurt at one of the first rounds. He's kind of got in a coma because he got landed on. So.

51:54🔗 Adam Jesus. Kind of coma.

51:58🔗 Jeremy McGrath He is. Wow.

52:00🔗 Adam He had the helmet on and everything, right? I mean, Jesus. Yeah.

52:03🔗 Jeremy McGrath But it was the same scenario, you know, someone landed on him. You just got to be real careful that. I mean, 250, you have a lot of horsepower, so most everyone's going to triple.

52:11🔗 Adam Right.

52:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath You don't have to worry about it. But you got to be. You got to have eyes in the back of your head.

52:17🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know what the anyway.

52:21🔗 Drew Mike, 20.

52:22🔗 Adam It's nice you can call people kids. Mike got that far in your career.

52:25🔗 Drew What's going on?

52:26🔗 What's up?

52:27🔗 Caller I just need a little advice on a situation that I'm in. I've been dating this girl for about two and a half years.

52:33🔗 We fought a lot.

52:34🔗 Caller So we decided to split up for a little while. We didn't see each other or talk to each other for about a month and a half.

52:40🔗 We didn't really get back together, but we kind of met up one time. We just started hanging out. We became really good friends. Decided that we wanted to get back together, but she turned out to be pregnant. She still is obligated to this other guy.

52:51🔗 Drew Let me translate that. He started desperately hanging around her, and she sort of allowed to have him.

52:56🔗 Adam Well, she's like a little vulnerable now. Where's this other guy?

53:00🔗 Drew The other guy's probably an idiot, so she's got to have him in the bullpen, especially when she's pregnant. She needs this guy.

53:04🔗 Well, he's in her life.

53:07🔗 Drew If he's an idiot, right?

53:08🔗 I think he's a dick.

53:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

53:10🔗 Adam Well, you do, but is he going to be around? Does he want to get married?

53:14🔗 Well, he's going to be around, and apparently he wants to get married, but the only reason why she's holding back is because of me. And I don't know what to do. I don't know whether to tell her to just go ahead and go on or. I mean, to me, I just want her to be happy. I don't care if it's with me or with her or with him, but there's a little piece of me in the back of my mind. It's like, I hope it ends.

53:36🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:38🔗 I really don't care. I mean, I don't care the fact that she's pregnant with another guy's baby or not. I mean.

53:42🔗 Adam Little piece about the size of the Washington Monument? That size little piece in the back of your mind? Yeah. Hey, Mike. Yeah. I know you're 20 and you're squirreling. It's hard to think about other people being into you, but this chick's pregnant and she's just close to marrying some other guy, and you guys already broke up once and just-

54:05🔗 Drew Her reasons for having you around are sort of spurious.

54:07🔗 Adam You need to do that thing. You know when you play 21 and they change the dealers out? They do that clap and spread thing. I'll do it after I drain a three-pointer on the backyard court that- That's what you need to do. That's it. It's a new dealer. New dealer. Mike, you're going to be raising this kid. Then you're going to have another one with her, and then things are going to get rocky in a couple of years, and then this guy's going to be coming around all the time. I don't want to say you can do better, but you can do less complicated. You're 20. Find some 19-year-old college chick who doesn't want to get hitched for a few years, and have a good time.

54:47🔗 Jeremy McGrath Exactly. Take your time with it. You don't need to get involved in that.

54:52🔗 Drew He's hanging around, grooming it, and she's grooming him for the bullpen. I mean, it's crazy dance. She's working the fence.

54:59🔗 Jeremy McGrath She's playing both sides.

55:00🔗 Drew We're just really good friends now. I was like, oh, come on.

55:03🔗 Adam And what happens with guys, too, especially if high school wasn't real good to them sexually, they hook up with someone at 19 or 20, and they think, well, this is it.

55:16🔗 Jeremy McGrath That's the end all, yeah.

55:17🔗 Adam Finally found someone who's into me. Someone is going to hold still for me to have sex with them? I can't let this person go. And they get really into them, and then they start talking about soulmates and stuff. And they just think they're never going to meet anybody else, and they break up, and they hang around. And there's just, you'll get, you'll go out with, well, not a thousand, but several hundred.

55:37🔗 Jeremy McGrath I think that often happens, especially with the first one, maybe.

55:40🔗 Adam Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. And the problem is you then commit, and then you have kids, and then it gets screwy, and it doesn't work.

55:49🔗 Drew Again, that example of how different men and women deal with one another in a state of weakness, you know? Guys are just waiting for a woman to have some sort of disability, some sort of problem to keep her down, some sort of vulnerability. Men, if they are sort of down and out or vulnerable women, like, will not have anything to do with them.

56:08🔗 Adam That's right.

56:09🔗 Drew I mean, just fuh, fuh. It's something faulty about it. It's like looking at faulty merchandise in the store or something like, fuh, fuh. Somebody else, nobody will touch this.

56:16🔗 Adam Yeah, well, yeah, women are great. Women are like...

56:19🔗 Drew It's on sale? Nobody wants it then. I don't want it.

56:22🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, we got to wait till there's another, another chick grabbing the other side of the bra that we're having a tug of war with, and now we're into it.

56:29🔗 Drew But guys is like, we're like lions waiting in the brush.

56:32🔗 Adam Well, because we're smart. I mean, we are. We're like lions waiting in the brush. Why go after the fastest gazelle? Let's go after the one with the bum leg who's lagging behind that we can get a free meal off of.

56:43🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

56:44🔗 Adam Not chicks. Chicks, they see the one lagging behind and go, oh, what's wrong with him?

56:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:49🔗 Adam Oh, nobody wants him.

56:50🔗 Jeremy McGrath Who's that guy leading out there?

56:51🔗 Adam Yeah, who's the one out front? Oh, it's great. That just means they kick you when you're down. You women are so brutal that way. You know what I love? I love this one too, like when a chick is really hot for a guy and she's like, he's really cute and we're going out and he's really hot and I'm really into him, and then they come home and it's like, what happened? I don't like him. What happened? He asked if he could kiss me. It was so weird. They get really weird about nothing. If there's a chick that you think is really hot and that you're really into and you're going out with her, she could just burn a rebel flag in front of you and start talking about joining the Aryan youth, or attack you with a crocheting needle and you'd be like, it's cool.

57:42🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly.

57:43🔗 Jeremy McGrath You'd be like going, all right, sounds good.

57:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:49🔗 Jeremy McGrath But the minute you start to like the hot chick that likes you.

57:52🔗 Adam It's weakness. It's a sign of weakness. He must be flawed. What's wrong with him?

57:56🔗 Jeremy McGrath She's over you.

57:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah.

58:00🔗 Drew He asked me where I wanted to go for dinner. Can you imagine that?

58:03🔗 Adam Yeah. He said, where do you want to go? I said, I don't care where you want to go. He said again, where do you want to go? Yuck. Now they're turned off sexually. The world's best-looking guys now physically amassed to them because he said something stupid or asked them where you wanted to go.

58:19🔗 Drew Then they can't tell that that's happening to their perception of the attractiveness.

58:24🔗 Adam Right.

58:24🔗 Drew No, he's just not a good-looking guy.

58:25🔗 Adam He's not into it.

58:26🔗 Drew He's not very attractive.

58:27🔗 Adam Right. By the same token, this is the way the ugly guys get laid who have the cool vibe. They fool women into that. We're so much smarter. It's so easy. We like the good-looking ones. We want to kill the ugly ones. It's very straightforward. The personality, not a factor. That's why guys marry chicks that don't even speak English. Other guys are happy about that. They're like, yeah, I met Mitsuk. She's from Korea.

58:54🔗 Jeremy McGrath That's why they have those e-mail brides or whatever.

58:56🔗 Adam That's what they do.

58:57🔗 Jeremy McGrath Internet brides.

58:58🔗 Drew What do you mean other guys are happy about that?

58:59🔗 Adam Well, they're like, hey, she's speaking English? A little bit, not much. Guys are like, oh, cool. They dodge a bullet.

59:05🔗 Jeremy McGrath She's hot, though.

59:06🔗 Adam Yeah, she's hot. You don't have to talk. Sarah. Sarah?

59:12🔗 Yes?

59:13🔗 Adam You're 27. What's up?

59:15🔗 Actually, now I'm 37.

59:16🔗 Drew Okay.

59:17🔗 Adam Alrighty.

59:17🔗 What's up? Dr. Drew, first of all, I want to say, Jeremy, you rock. You totally rock. You're so inspiring to watch.

59:24🔗 Jeremy McGrath Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

59:26🔗 Adam You're welcome.

59:26🔗 Thank you very much. I have a question for Dr. Drew. I broke my leg and I couldn't work out any more, and I gained like 10 pounds during the healing process, and my breasts got a lot bigger. They were like double Ds, and now that I've lost the 10 pounds, I miss my double Ds, and I was wondering if there's a way to do it naturally so that they can get larger again.

59:54🔗 Adam You can break the other leg?

59:56🔗 Pardon me? No.

59:57🔗 Jeremy McGrath You don't break a leg to get in the back.

59:58🔗 Drew You ever been on the birth control pill?

1:00:01🔗 No.

1:00:01🔗 Drew That might-

1:00:02🔗 Adam That'll do it. You're 37, never been on the pill?

1:00:06🔗 Yeah, years ago, but I'm really not into the pill anymore.

1:00:09🔗 Adam I like being on the pill. Let's do a little Loveline recreation. Go ahead, Drew.

1:00:15🔗 Drew You ever been on the birth control pill?

1:00:17🔗 Adam No.

1:00:18🔗 Drew Well, that might bring the breast back.

1:00:20🔗 Adam No, you got to play my part.

1:00:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath You're 37 and you've never been on the pill?

1:00:23🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, well before. Jeremy's good. He picked right up.

1:00:29🔗 Jeremy McGrath That's good.

1:00:30🔗 Adam Yes, Adam needs a little work, but he jumped right in.

1:00:33🔗 Caller He's smart.

1:00:35🔗 Adam Sarah?

1:00:36🔗 Yeah.

1:00:36🔗 Adam How long ago were you on the pill?

1:00:39🔗 In college.

1:00:40🔗 Adam I see.

1:00:41🔗 Drew Well, now, what is it you...

1:00:42🔗 Adam She wants to be natural.

1:00:43🔗 Drew How can you have a non-physiologic experience without pharmacology? What are you asking, Sarah? Magic?

1:00:52🔗 Adam We should put our hands together, form a circle, and chant under our breath.

1:00:56🔗 Drew You're asking for there to be some alteration of your physiology. That's called pharmacology.

1:01:01🔗 Well, do you advocate the herbal pills or anything like that?

1:01:07🔗 Drew They don't work, but to the extent that they could, it would be because of estrogen effects, which is the pill.

1:01:13🔗 So you think that I could go from D to double D by getting on the pill?

1:01:18🔗 Drew Some women do that. That happens sometimes. But it's no way it's going to happen. Your natural state is your natural state. There's nothing you can do to that to make it different except by altering it. And you can alter it with pharmacology, whether it's an herbal pharmacology or a synthetic pharmacology, it's all the same to your breast. It's just estrogen.

1:01:41🔗 Adam Give your speech about the man and the herbs and all that.

1:01:44🔗 Drew I mean, chemicals are chemicals. It doesn't matter if they come out of plants or whatever, just because they're, you know, you don't know specifically what's in them because they come out of a plant product. All pharmacology agents, ultimately, or many of them come from plant products. They're just more refined. They're more specific when they're in a pill form.

1:02:00🔗 Adam Look at it this way. They're just cleaner.

1:02:01🔗 Drew Yeah, it's bizarre. I mean, it's like, well, those are the man's drugs. It's all the same. Listen, I just read an article today about kava kava causing liver failure. I mean, resulin was a great diabetic medicine because three people had liver failure. It was this huge scandal. Kava kava has caused it in dozens of people now. And barely a whimper. Well, take it off some shelves and switch to Germany.

1:02:23🔗 Adam Basically, though, it's like this. If you take a Valium, you'll get screwed up. And if you eat a peyote cactus, you'll get screwed up, you know? And you're getting screwed up. Yeah. One of them is at least monitored and regulated and you know where it's been. And the other one could have, you know, could have coyote crap on it. That's all. And I don't know. And it's that sort of feeble-minded.

1:02:49🔗 Drew Well, it's bizarre. If it's the man, it's bad. Right. If it's the plant, it's good.

1:02:55🔗 Adam Here's what I have to say for all the people that are worried about the man. You wait till you get something. Wait till you get hepatitis and you need some of them pills, you need some of that AZT or that Xerac or what the hell is that stuff you get with the liver, the hepatitis pills.

1:03:13🔗 Drew Hepatitis. So you interfere on?

1:03:14🔗 Adam Interfere on. Yeah. Yeah. But you know what I want to do? I want to cut all those pussies off because they talk smack about the man. No, no, no. Go to your Chinese friend, the herbalist and have him prescribe some crap that grows in cow dung. Yeah. Have fun there, Chachi. No, they're all kissing the man's ass at that point. I'd like an apology as a friend of the man at that point. When all these herbal nut jobs, they finally get the hiv and then they want to get on the triple cocktail. No, no, no. I'd like you to kiss the man's ass. Yeah. How about a little vitamin C and some cava cava?

1:03:49🔗 Drew How about you have a heart attack?

1:03:50🔗 Adam Eat some root. Yeah. No, the man, they all stay at the hospital. Don't go there. Husses. Drives me nuts. It's sort of, and everyone buys into it. It's like, oh yeah, it's cool though. He's doing it naturally. Please.

1:04:05🔗 Drew I was just thinking, I read another article in a medical magazine. It was talking about pharmacists advocating on behalf of stuff going over the counter, which you know that you and I are both enthusiastic about, and that physicians were going up and saying, well, we need to people need monitoring, we need control of these out of hand, and that's a viable point. The pharmacist goes, well, they're going to lose their business. That's why it's like, no, wait. Doctors now get paid when people don't come to their office. That's how the system is set up. The system is set up, you get responsibility for a group of people, and if they don't visit you, it works better.

1:04:35🔗 Adam Oh, good.

1:04:36🔗 Drew Doctors are very much in favor of things going over the counter.

1:04:39🔗 Adam Drew, you just keep your doors locked. You get that sign out front.

1:04:43🔗 Jeremy McGrath Turn the sign, exactly.

1:04:44🔗 Adam You know that sign with the card?

1:04:45🔗 Drew You gotta be responsible for it. Yeah, yeah.

1:04:47🔗 Adam Cardboard arms on it with the little clock that says, be back at, you know, and they screw around with the thing.

1:04:51🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I forget that people come limping in and stuff like that.

1:04:55🔗 Adam Joe?

1:04:56🔗 Yeah.

1:04:56🔗 Adam You're 31?

1:04:57🔗 Caller Yep.

1:04:58🔗 Adam What's up?

1:04:58🔗 Caller Hey, before I get going, I wanted to comment on the Man Show the other night when you had the Man Show boy was going around and using his fake ID.

1:05:10🔗 Adam Right, right.

1:05:11🔗 Caller That was hilarious. I don't think I've laughed that hard in many years.

1:05:14🔗 Adam Well, did you see the Man Show boy selling beer?

1:05:18🔗 Caller Not selling, only buying. When he said, I don't ask to check your green card. That was just classic humor.

1:05:26🔗 Adam Well, thanks. If you get on the Internet, you can find the Man Show boy selling beer somewhere, and that's a funny one too. Jeremy, did you get the tape you're in?

1:05:36🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Yeah. Cheryl just gave that to me.

1:05:39🔗 Adam You got to watch that.

1:05:40🔗 Jeremy McGrath I want to see that.

1:05:41🔗 Drew Where's the one I'm in?

1:05:42🔗 Adam Man Show deodorant. Your one's coming up. Cheryl, you got that tape? We'll put it in the VCR. Watch it during the break.

1:05:49🔗 Drew I've seen this one. 110 percent. 110 percent.

1:05:52🔗 Jeremy McGrath I saw the one with you at Home Depot.

1:05:55🔗 Caller Yeah, that was good.

1:05:56🔗 Jeremy McGrath That was a funny one. Really funny one.

1:05:58🔗 Adam Thanks, Joe.

1:05:59🔗 Caller Drunken pilots, man. Because I feel like every pilot should be drunk with what's going on up in the skies.

1:06:06🔗 Adam Yeah, it'd be better knowing they were loaded.

1:06:09🔗 Caller I get loaded when I get on a plane just because I have to.

1:06:12🔗 Adam Sure. It's time-martialing.

1:06:15🔗 Drew Adam's got the same MO.

1:06:17🔗 Jeremy McGrath Pre-requisite here.

1:06:18🔗 Adam I know. I drop someone off at the airport. I got to go in and have a cocktail.

1:06:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:22🔗 Adam I pick up my hand from the airport. I got to slide in and booze it up a little.

1:06:25🔗 Caller The only problem with that is you don't get the little bottles of liquor. See, those are kind of cool because...

1:06:29🔗 Adam No, no, no. I get drunk at the airport bar and it's weird. It's like Pavlovian now. I mean, I never had... I would never drink at 7 in the morning. You know, I go to bed at 2 a.m. for Christ's sake. I get up at 5.30. I got a 7 a.m. flight to make out of LAX. To New York. I'm sitting at a bar at 6.30 having a Bloody Mary, getting loaded. I would never do that. I would do it if I stayed up continuously. I would never get up and get loaded. It's now part of my travel plans. I get loaded.

1:07:00🔗 Drew Yeah. You're saying it as though you don't do it. That's not me. I never do that.

1:07:04🔗 Adam That's not like me. That doesn't sound like the kind of thing I would do.

1:07:07🔗 Drew Except I do it every time.

1:07:08🔗 Adam Except I do it every time.

1:07:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:10🔗 Jeremy McGrath Pre-requisite now.

1:07:12🔗 Drew Denial.

1:07:13🔗 Adam All right. What's Joe's problem? I don't know.

1:07:14🔗 Drew Let's do it after the break.

1:07:15🔗 Adam You want to take a break?

1:07:16🔗 Drew I gotta pee.

1:07:17🔗 Adam All right. Cheryl, you got that tape? Yeah. We got to watch this.

1:07:20🔗 Caller All right.

1:07:20🔗 Adam We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

1:07:25🔗 Caller Love Line, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:07:26🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-1-9-1 We'll be right back.

1:07:59🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, Jeremy McGrath. The world's greatest supercross rider is here tonight, and if you want to see him, you can see him on Friday, February 1st. That's this Friday, right?

1:08:15🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, this Friday.

1:08:16🔗 Adam 630 to 730.

1:08:18🔗 Jeremy McGrath We have a Bud Light autograph signing it.

1:08:21🔗 Adam That's at Hooters at Newport Beach. So if you're a Jeremy McGrath fan, actually, you just want to go to Hooters. Hooters is good.

1:08:31🔗 Jeremy McGrath It's right on the bay there.

1:08:33🔗 Drew On the peninsula. Yeah, way down by the ferry.

1:08:36🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

1:08:37🔗 Caller Bonzi, Bonzi.

1:08:38🔗 Adam Well, what's the Hooter plan? That there's not one within like 50 miles of LA County or something? I mean, there's no Hooters. There is one now?

1:08:47🔗 Drew There's one in Santa Monica.

1:08:49🔗 Adam There is? Okay, because there's never just, shouldn't there be one in Sherman Oaks or something? I mean, shouldn't there be one in the valley somewhere I can go to? Because you're going to get loaded.

1:08:59🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:59🔗 Adam You need to drive 70 miles loaded. I mean, I can't, but you kids don't do that. Bucket of wings between your legs. And also Saturday, the second at seven o'clock, that's the fifth round of the Supercross at Anaheim Stadium, Edison Field. But I think that's going to be sold out. They try to get tickets anyway, though.

1:09:20🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. I don't know if it's sold out yet, but I would say that your best bet is to try and get tickets early if you're planning on going, for sure.

1:09:28🔗 Adam Where is the... What's the best town for Supercross right now? I think I ask you that every time.

1:09:34🔗 Drew What's the best audience or what's the best stadium?

1:09:36🔗 Adam Yeah. Who sells out the fastest? Where are the most enthusiastic?

1:09:40🔗 Jeremy McGrath You know what? Southern California has been great this year. I mean, the first four rounds have sold out this week and will probably sell out and then we go to Indianapolis. We start going out east after this. But I mean, what's amazing about Supercross is we've had... This will be the third round we've had at Anaheim and I'm sure it's going to sell out. I mean, everyone is digging.

1:10:00🔗 Drew Is it proximity to desert more of the issue than like NASCAR thing? You know what I mean? The open spaces where we can ride motorcycles are really what enthusiasts come from. So it's really desert.

1:10:11🔗 Adam Well, what's it like in Indiana?

1:10:14🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, it's packed. I mean, you'll go somewhere...

1:10:16🔗 Drew But you don't go to Boston.

1:10:18🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, we don't. We don't.

1:10:19🔗 Adam Where do you go that's like that? Boston-esque. Do you go to Chicago?

1:10:25🔗 Jeremy McGrath We raced in Chicago a couple of years ago. It was, the turnout wasn't that good.

1:10:29🔗 Drew See, I would think, yeah. Cause they're flat open.

1:10:32🔗 Adam They're pussies over there.

1:10:32🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, they don't have a, we didn't, I don't know what the stadium is there, but we didn't race in the stadium. We raced at a Juliet drag strip or something. So it was kind of...

1:10:41🔗 Drew So it wasn't even Chicago?

1:10:42🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, it was outside of town. All right. Well, we go to like Minneapolis and it's freezing. Snow on the ground. It's cold and it's packed.

1:10:50🔗 Drew But those Minneapolisites, Minneapolis will do anything.

1:10:54🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, they will.

1:10:56🔗 Drew Stimulation, they're into it, whatever it is.

1:10:57🔗 Adam Well, and also, yeah, they like to drink over there. They ride their snowmobiles.

1:11:02🔗 Jeremy McGrath It's freezing in the winter there.

1:11:03🔗 Drew They're extreme, whatever.

1:11:05🔗 Adam But you got to look at it this way. Yeah, we got more desert, more space. There's probably more riding going on out here.

1:11:10🔗 Drew Yeah, it's desert.

1:11:11🔗 Adam But there's more going on out here.

1:11:14🔗 Drew More competition for your attention.

1:11:16🔗 Adam When you walk through the LA airport, you're nothing. You go out to Crapville, and hey, it's Dr. Drew, everybody. You ought to move to Crapville and hang out at the airport. Get a job at the Jody Morrone's.

1:11:31🔗 Jeremy McGrath A lot of the cities we go to, they don't have any competition exactly there. So it's packed.

1:11:38🔗 Adam It's perfect.

1:11:38🔗 Drew Do all airports have Jody Morrone? Just LA.

1:11:41🔗 Adam I don't know. I don't know. But it's the best $9 hot dog I've ever had. So people are like, hey, this is a really good dog. I was like, that was $14. It better be goddamn good.

1:11:52🔗 Drew It's a lame mignon dog.

1:11:54🔗 Adam Yeah, I'll go get a side of brisket somewhere. I'll go get a brisket and go down to Black Angus for that goddamn money. Joe? Yes, sir. I'm sorry. So-

1:12:03🔗 Drew Wait, Joe, hold on one second.

1:12:04🔗 Adam Oxycontin.

1:12:05🔗 Drew Adam, Jeremy, I see Cheryl over there crapping herself. Read from this card, please. Read from the card.

1:12:12🔗 Adam National Sports Bar on State College Boulevard. This is going to be the Steel Roots 3. There's going to be another premiere of this movie, right?

1:12:24🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. It's a brand new video, SR3.

1:12:27🔗 Adam It's a great video, by the way I saw it. You can't go wrong. It's Jeremy riding a bike like a madman with a bunch of other crazy guys.

1:12:34🔗 Drew All hopped up on drugs and it's great.

1:12:37🔗 Adam Yeah. Where's that at? National Sports Bar? That's the second, right?

1:12:43🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. It's a Saturday night after the Supercross. The video will probably show at midnight again. Right. We had it last, you went last time. We were at the Grove there.

1:12:51🔗 Adam Yeah. It was great. It was too many idiots. They're all left out.

1:12:55🔗 Drew They did everything they need to do? All right.

1:12:57🔗 Adam Joe?

1:12:57🔗 Caller Yes.

1:12:58🔗 Adam All right. So 31 Oxycontin.

1:13:00🔗 Caller Right. I take an extremely high dosage of Oxycontin. I have for oh, four years or so.

1:13:06🔗 Drew Let me guess you have back pain.

1:13:08🔗 Caller No. I have surgical adhesions in my gallbladder bed that have attached to my diaphragm.

1:13:14🔗 Adam Same here.

1:13:16🔗 Drew So he gives you... Yeah.

1:13:16🔗 Caller I heard he had problems with the diaphragm.

1:13:18🔗 Drew And what does it give you? What kind of pain does it give you?

1:13:20🔗 Caller Real sharp stabbing pain with any kind of aspiration or breathing, coughing, sneezing, all that. And I had a major, I had a cholecystectomy, a pilaroplasty and a fundoplication done open. It was supposed to be a lapin.

1:13:36🔗 Drew Now wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You're 30 years old and you've already had a fundoplication? Yeah. What's that?

1:13:43🔗 Adam What is that fundoplication?

1:13:45🔗 Drew It's like the stomach has to be pulled down through the diaphragm because it's going up the hiatal hernia and it's the pleuroplasty because he had a bad ulcer probably. I mean, what is going on? Are we a heavy drinker?

1:13:55🔗 Caller No, no. I had a really extreme, a real extreme hiatal hernia.

1:14:01🔗 Drew Yeah, that's why I'm asking. Why would a 20-year-old get these awful problems that normally happen to a 70-year-old?

1:14:05🔗 Caller Oh, no. I was in the Army at the time. I was in great physical condition. I weighed 175. I had about 12 percent body fat. I ran two miles in 11 flat.

1:14:16🔗 Drew You were not drinking, not doing steroids?

1:14:18🔗 Adam No, I was good.

1:14:20🔗 Drew No steroid history?

1:14:21🔗 Caller No steroids, nothing. No drug history.

1:14:25🔗 Adam Well, you should have done some drugs like us. It would be all right.

1:14:28🔗 Caller Maybe that's what it is.

1:14:29🔗 Adam Okay, so.

1:14:30🔗 Drew Well, let's talk to him.

1:14:31🔗 Adam But what do you want him to do?

1:14:32🔗 Drew The story isn't fitting. Is it something?

1:14:34🔗 Adam Well, look, he's got a lemon.

1:14:35🔗 Drew You get into a car accident.

1:14:37🔗 Adam God craps out a lemon.

1:14:38🔗 Caller That's not the issue.

1:14:39🔗 Adam You got to see the Corollas.

1:14:41🔗 Caller What we're trying to do is I'm going in on the 4th for an interstitial pump placement. Or they're going to do the trial.

1:14:50🔗 Drew This is just a disaster, Joe. But go ahead. It puts morphine right into his spine.

1:14:56🔗 Caller Yeah, unfortunately, they can't do morphine because I'm allergic to it. But it's going to be something like that. Yeah, so but the problem is I take, you know, the Oxycontin and I take Elaville and I take Sandostatin. It's a synthetic Samandastatin because I have dumping syndrome now after the, what is it, the phyloplasty. But my ex-wife decides during our divorce proceedings that she wants me, she says I'm an addict. I'm an opium addict and our opiate addict.

1:15:28🔗 Drew Certainly seems like it.

1:15:29🔗 Caller And she wanted me evaluated. Well, that wasn't an issue. I was evaluated.

1:15:35🔗 Adam All right. Let's go, Joe. Sorry. I'm sorry for all your problems but we're going to run.

1:15:39🔗 Caller They did a drug test on me and they did, it was a urine and it was a hair follicle. And I came positive for cocaine.

1:15:48🔗 Drew Okay.

1:15:48🔗 Caller And my cocaine test level was off the charts. Okay. And I don't use cocaine. I have used cocaine in 19 years.

1:15:59🔗 Drew I thought you didn't do stimulants.

1:16:00🔗 Caller I don't.

1:16:01🔗 Drew When did you do them?

1:16:02🔗 Adam Nineteen years ago.

1:16:03🔗 Caller I did it twice, 19 years ago.

1:16:05🔗 Drew Yeah, twice. Two times only.

1:16:07🔗 Caller That's it, just two times. All right.

1:16:09🔗 Drew That would not show up in your urine and the hair test, your attorney can get you out of that. That's a very difficult test to interpret.

1:16:15🔗 Adam Really?

1:16:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:16:16🔗 Adam Why do they do it?

1:16:17🔗 Drew I don't know. I can't make heads or tail of them. I really don't think they're worthwhile tests.

1:16:22🔗 Adam Well, what are the ones that are? Blood?

1:16:23🔗 Drew Urine and blood.

1:16:24🔗 Adam Urine good too? I'd do the urine.

1:16:28🔗 Drew You want to do it tonight?

1:16:31🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm clean.

1:16:33🔗 Drew Well, no, it's got to be random. I got to pick it.

1:16:35🔗 Adam Oh, you picked the night. Yeah, I'm cool. All right, Joe was, whoa.

1:16:42🔗 Jeremy McGrath He had some stuff going on. He had a tough time there for a while.

1:16:45🔗 Drew But there is just something missing from that story.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Don't, like I said, don't you go bad every once in a while?

1:16:52🔗 Drew No. You know what that must have been? That must have been him coming in and complaining about pain.

1:16:57🔗 Adam Pain, pain, pain. You know, Joe did have a rap. Yeah. A lot of drug guys have a rap. They talk fast and they say, here's what happened and they don't leave a lot of room for question. But when you start exploring things, you find out there's more.

1:17:16🔗 Drew We thought he was a drug addict two seconds into the conversation.

1:17:18🔗 Adam Well, he did go.

1:17:18🔗 Drew His wife thought he was a drug addict.

1:17:20🔗 Adam All right.

1:17:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, he said, I take a lot of oxycontin.

1:17:23🔗 Drew But before we even said that, we were thinking addict.

1:17:26🔗 Adam All right. Sam?

1:17:27🔗 Yeah.

1:17:27🔗 Adam You're 28?

1:17:28🔗 Caller Yep.

1:17:29🔗 Adam What's up?

1:17:30🔗 Caller Hey, MC. First of all, I'm a medic over at Elsinore Motorcross Park.

1:17:34🔗 Jeremy McGrath Hey, what's up, Sam?

1:17:35🔗 Caller What's up, dude? I just want to call to say that first of all, it's Saturday, me and the guys from Dubb are going to be out there rooting for you, dude.

1:17:43🔗 Adam Did you just crap or come or what? What came out of you?

1:17:46🔗 Drew That's his radio training there.

1:17:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:48🔗 Caller That's good.

1:17:49🔗 Caller This is Loveline. Since poor man was haunting the halls down there.

1:17:53🔗 Caller Wow.

1:17:53🔗 Drew Since you were like 11.

1:17:54🔗 Adam You're an old timer. Are you 28?

1:17:58🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 28.

1:17:58🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Sam hangs out at the track and takes care of all the guys at Cartwheel themselves.

1:18:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:05🔗 Adam Wow. What a job.

1:18:07🔗 Caller I just wanted to call and say that I'm totally behind the show and I'm totally behind McGrath and most of us down at the track are.

1:18:15🔗 Drew You're an interesting question.

1:18:16🔗 Caller Go ahead.

1:18:18🔗 Caller My question is, MC, how do you feel about, it's like a lot of foreigners are coming into the sport making a big name for themselves and it seems like the future is leaning towards guys from out of the country and younger guys like Bubba Stewart who made an amazing race last weekend coming from dead 22nd to 2nd and were they taking 1st with another couple of laps.

1:18:44🔗 Adam Yeah, it's the black guy. I was still talking about that.

1:18:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:47🔗 Jeremy McGrath What I feel about that is, you know, eventually the sport has to have new guys, whether they're foreigners or not. I mean, oftentimes in our sport, the foreigners have a tough time with the PR part of it, you know, because there's a language barrier and stuff like that. Yeah, but, you know.

1:19:05🔗 Drew How does your sport progress professionally? I mean, if you're a pro football player, you become a coach or you become a manager. Where do you go?

1:19:12🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, a lot of the guys, when they're done racing, they teach schools.

1:19:15🔗 Drew Oh, open a school.

1:19:17🔗 Adam Oh, like motocross school?

1:19:18🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, they do motocross schools. Right. Or they do one-on-one lessons, or they become personal, like a trainer for young.

1:19:26🔗 Drew So they're a trainer, like, they're coaches.

1:19:27🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, they turn into coaches, basically, to young kids.

1:19:31🔗 Adam I never, I didn't know there was motocross trainers.

1:19:34🔗 Drew Makes sense.

1:19:34🔗 Adam Makes sense.

1:19:35🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Well, you know what's funny is our sport is just getting into that. I mean, every sport, tennis, baseball, basketball, everyone has a personal trainer, personal coach, and all this stuff.

1:19:46🔗 Adam They get started early.

1:19:48🔗 Jeremy McGrath And we're now just starting to get into that. But it's not something that the manufacturers hire or anything like that, or the teams. It's more like, if I want a trainer, then I'm going to have to go take care of that myself.

1:20:00🔗 Adam Right. Well, it's more like you're going to get your kid a trainer when he's nine. You know, I mean, in their elements of that, too.

1:20:08🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, there is actually many kids, amateur kids, that race. Sometimes that happens often now, especially with the sport being so popular. And a lot of the parents seeing the dollar bills, that's become more popular.

1:20:22🔗 Adam Because it's a hard sport to us, not unlike golf or tennis. It's a hard sport to step into at 18.

1:20:31🔗 Drew Oh.

1:20:31🔗 Adam You know, I mean, you better be on a bike by the time you're five or six.

1:20:35🔗 Drew I would think it'd be dangerous. You got to have all kinds of instincts going.

1:20:38🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, by that time, by the time you're 18, it has to be all natural. You have to.

1:20:42🔗 Adam Yeah, it's got to be, you know, put that brake on in the air and even out the endo there, the wheelie or whatever the hell you got going on. Jesus Christ. Flipping it. You can do that in your sleep. That's what we used to call it, the flipping it. Yeah, not me. I like to panic. But I did get the bike. I got the bike and put it in the garage now. I got a dirt bike I never ride.

1:21:03🔗 Drew You did? A new one?

1:21:04🔗 Adam Well, it's like a CR250. It's like a 92 or something. It's all good. It's ready to go.

1:21:12🔗 Drew Are there any toys missing in your toy house? Think about it.

1:21:17🔗 Adam No. The party house is complete. Yeah, it's good. I'm going to get on that dirt bike too.

1:21:22🔗 Drew But I got to kill yourself.

1:21:23🔗 Adam I got to pad up.

1:21:25🔗 Jeremy McGrath You got to wear a cup. Remember that one time we talked about it?

1:21:28🔗 Adam I got to wear a cup, but I got to wear a lot. Like you guys don't. I notice you guys. We don't wear cups. You don't wear shoulder pads anymore, do you? Is there anything going on on the shoulders?

1:21:37🔗 Jeremy McGrath No.

1:21:38🔗 Adam I don't see any chest protectors.

1:21:39🔗 Jeremy McGrath A lot of the kids when they're young, wear a chest protector up until they get to the 250 class. I don't know. I think it's more of an image thing, I guess. It's definitely probably not the right thing to do.

1:21:52🔗 Adam A chunk of plastic, it's a piece of plastic going across your chest. It stops a rock that gets shot out from a guy's in front. But when you're like me and you're leading, pulling the whole shots and leading the whole race, you don't have to worry. Although when I come up on lapped traffic, I guess it can be an issue. I never thought about that. Hey, Michael, what's up?

1:22:13🔗 Caller Well, I think I've earned it. All right.

1:22:17🔗 Caller It's no good.

1:22:18🔗 Drew What makes you think that?

1:22:20🔗 Caller Um, the balls are enlarged.

1:22:23🔗 Drew Both balls are enlarged?

1:22:25🔗 Caller I don't know the scrotum.

1:22:27🔗 Caller Both?

1:22:27🔗 Adam The whole area. The whole area.

1:22:28🔗 Drew That is not a hernia. Go get it checked out now. Is it hurt?

1:22:33🔗 Caller No, not at all.

1:22:34🔗 Caller But it's been like that for a while.

1:22:37🔗 Jeremy McGrath Gradually growing or?

1:22:38🔗 Drew Yeah, maybe you're just getting big testes.

1:22:40🔗 Caller No, I don't think so.

1:22:43🔗 Caller It's just like I was viewing them tonight.

1:22:45🔗 Caller And it feels like there's...

1:22:48🔗 Adam I don't believe them. Something's wrong with his testicle?

1:22:51🔗 Drew Like there's what?

1:22:53🔗 Caller Like there's...

1:22:57🔗 Caller Something is going in there that's not supposed to be...

1:23:01🔗 Drew Well, that can be a hernia. That can be a hernia, but that goes in one side, not both sides.

1:23:04🔗 Adam I tell you, he is like a master storyteller.

1:23:09🔗 Drew But sometimes I guess he would know how to feel one versus the other. It could be a hernia, but it could be a cystacy. It could be nothing. It could be a lot of things. But why in line have I been worried about it? Why didn't I get it checked out?

1:23:20🔗 Adam All right.

1:23:20🔗 Jeremy McGrath He was waiting to call you.

1:23:21🔗 Drew I know. That's what concerns me.

1:23:23🔗 Adam I go to the doctor, right?

1:23:25🔗 Drew Right.

1:23:25🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah.

1:23:26🔗 Adam All right. Someone wants to know, let's see, what kind of music Jeremy listens to?

1:23:31🔗 Drew Why don't we go ahead?

1:23:32🔗 Adam Just tell us.

1:23:33🔗 Drew What kind of question?

1:23:34🔗 Adam I'll ask the question.

1:23:35🔗 Jeremy McGrath I listen to everything.

1:23:36🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:23:37🔗 Drew Everything. There we go.

1:23:38🔗 Jeremy McGrath What's in my car right now? Linkin Park is in my car.

1:23:41🔗 Drew We like those guys.

1:23:42🔗 Adam I've been up here a couple of times. Let's just keep asking questions. Jeremy, how do you do that front wheelie? You've got to put the brake on.

1:23:52🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. You just use the front brake and you apply it, kind of hard to get the front up like that, and then you just got to control the front wheelie. It's something that takes practice. I mean, I wouldn't advise it on pavement first.

1:24:07🔗 Adam Right.

1:24:07🔗 Jeremy McGrath Although, you get the most traction with the front wheel on pavement.

1:24:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Riding the wheelie on the bikes is cool. Riding the coolest thing is the riding the wheelies on the street bikes. It's hairy, but it's cool. You know those guys, when they cross the finish, they just pull up on the, what the hell, the Can-Am or the Grand Prix racers? I love that. There's nothing better. Nothing better than a bike that's low in the front with the fairing just coming way up.

1:24:35🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, now they do those like stand up wheelies that are so cool looking.

1:24:39🔗 Adam Yeah. Drew, you ever do them stand up wheelies? Oh, sure. Okay. All right, we're going to take ourselves, yeah, there's that front wheelies tough because...

1:24:46🔗 Drew I'm breaking a hip now.

1:24:48🔗 Adam You got to be going fast.

1:24:49🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, you go fast.

1:24:49🔗 Adam Or you can't keep going.

1:24:51🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, you go, you go fast and then you grab the, you know, a hard front brake and get the bike to tip up on the front wheel and...

1:24:59🔗 Adam Right.

1:24:59🔗 Jeremy McGrath You know, obviously you have to keep the front wheel straight because if it turns, you're going to go over the handlebars and then you just got to give the right amount of brake pressure and...

1:25:08🔗 Adam How far can you go? 20 feet?

1:25:10🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, you can go actually a while. If you go... Usually we can do them in like third gear and you can go about...

1:25:16🔗 Adam Well, how fast are you going?

1:25:17🔗 Jeremy McGrath 80 feet, maybe.

1:25:18🔗 Adam That's crazy because you have nothing to power you, you know.

1:25:21🔗 Jeremy McGrath You know, what you can do is if you find a really steep downhill, you can do them on a downhill too.

1:25:26🔗 Adam What's the best wheelie gear like just for out in the dirt? Third?

1:25:30🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, third.

1:25:31🔗 Adam We're going to take a little break. Jeremy McGrath is our guest tonight and we'll be right back after this.

1:25:38🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

1:25:40🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:26:23🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Jeremy McGrath is here. Superstar of Supercross. And you can find him Saturday, February 2nd at 7 p.m. over at the Anaheim Stadium or the Edison International Field as they now call it, doing the race thing. And then you can see him at Hooters, getting autograph from 6.30 to 7, out at Newport Beach on Friday. That's the day before.

1:26:51🔗 Jeremy McGrath 6.30 to 7.30.

1:26:52🔗 Drew What about February 11th?

1:26:53🔗 Adam Sorry. I wanted to put a little fire in the people's ass. And then you can see him, you can go see his film, The Bloody Demons of Sprockets 5. Wait a minute, Steel Roots 3. And I saw it. It was hard because a bunch of drunk bitches were standing in front of the plasma screen back there, you know. Not paying attention. I wanted to yell at Adam, chicks back there getting loaded. But I was, I watched the entire thing, although I have no memory of it.

1:27:24🔗 Jeremy McGrath You sure you weren't watching the loaded chicks?

1:27:25🔗 Adam I was in a blackout phase.

1:27:29🔗 Drew Something happened in February 11th?

1:27:30🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Also, I'm going to New York for the toy fair, February 11th, and press conference about Planet Hot Wheels.

1:27:38🔗 Adam Planet Hot Wheels? Is it like a new restaurant or something?

1:27:41🔗 Jeremy McGrath No, it's a new toy launch, so.

1:27:44🔗 Adam Oh really?

1:27:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:45🔗 Adam Oh, they got you there. Smart, yeah.

1:27:47🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, I get to go to that.

1:27:48🔗 Drew They have Tony Hawk there too, probably.

1:27:52🔗 Adam David?

1:27:53🔗 Caller Uh, hello?

1:27:54🔗 Adam You're 19?

1:27:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:55🔗 Adam You're really thin.

1:27:57🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:27:58🔗 Adam How thin are you?

1:28:00🔗 Caller Well, I weigh 105, I'm like 5'7, or something.

1:28:06🔗 Drew All right, what's the question?

1:28:07🔗 Adam That's spindly. Yeah.

1:28:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I got like two problems. The first is like, I'm not so great at talking to girls and stuff.

1:28:18🔗 Adam Right.

1:28:18🔗 Caller And the other one is with this girl that I like. So, what should I say first? What do you want to know?

1:28:31🔗 Adam Well, I'd like to know why you're asking us what we want to know. No, you're not great at talking to the lads, are you? I am not. That's all right. Well, first off, let's address the skinny thing.

1:28:46🔗 Drew Yeah, the thin thing is an asset, not a liability.

1:28:48🔗 Adam Chicks like skinny. There's plenty of skinny guys getting laid.

1:28:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:28:51🔗 Adam Sure. It pisses off the husky guys, but they do.

1:28:55🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. You know, haven't you seen Road Trip?

1:28:58🔗 Caller No.

1:28:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Look at the DJ Quells, whatever the hell his name was. Yeah. That guy gets some tail. Skinny guys, here's what I like. Here's my comment. I would say the average guy, the average guy who's 20 pounds underweight gets laid more than the average guy who's 20 pounds overweight. Wouldn't you say that's fair?

1:29:23🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:29:23🔗 Adam And oftentimes more than the guy who's the average weight. Yep. Skinny guys always get a lot of tail.

1:29:29🔗 Drew You need to start wearing black t-shirts.

1:29:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:31🔗 Drew To grow your hair over your face.

1:29:33🔗 Adam Look angry.

1:29:33🔗 Drew And look angry.

1:29:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Be like the fifth Ramon or something.

1:29:38🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah. Then you'll look like a concert goer and rock star.

1:29:44🔗 Adam All right. David, as far as the talking part with the girls go, that's just experience.

1:29:51🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm like kind of scared, like, if they're hot.

1:29:54🔗 Drew You're 19. You should be in college. What's going on?

1:29:56🔗 Caller Yeah. I am at El Camino College, community college.

1:30:00🔗 Adam Oh, that's not a college. That just has college in it. But community trumps the college. That's the part you got paid attention to.

1:30:07🔗 Drew Neutralizes it.

1:30:08🔗 Adam Yeah. When you have the junior or the community or anything that comes before the college, that nullifies the college, that then comes after it. It's like barber college, not real college.

1:30:19🔗 Caller I'm gonna plan on transferring.

1:30:22🔗 Adam Where are you gonna go?

1:30:23🔗 Caller I'm not sure.

1:30:24🔗 Drew But you work on developing a group of friends. This will start to work itself out. Just really do stuff that interests you.

1:30:31🔗 Adam Yes.

1:30:31🔗 Jeremy McGrath I think don't plan on talking to the chick that's so hot and thinking you're gonna go out with her. Just talk to her as your friend or whatever first and it becomes easier, I would say.

1:30:41🔗 Adam Yeah, go out and don't go after the super hot ones. You gotta build your confidence with some heifers. It's always funny when a real skinny guy goes out with a fat chick too.

1:30:51🔗 Jeremy McGrath Oh, that's always though.

1:30:53🔗 Adam Yeah, it always works that way and it's funny. Yeah. All right. All right, Dave. Here you go there buddy.

1:30:59🔗 Jeremy McGrath You're right. It is funny.

1:31:02🔗 Adam We built him up good. He's feeling good about himself.

1:31:04🔗 Drew Let's keep going.

1:31:05🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:06🔗 Drew You're like pushing the neutral there.

1:31:09🔗 Adam Well, I didn't I didn't know what to do. It's like I got like what's his name? We got caught neutral.

1:31:15🔗 Drew John, John, what's going on?

1:31:17🔗 Adam Handlebars.

1:31:18🔗 Drew Put your brakes on. John.

1:31:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:21🔗 Drew Yeah, what's going on?

1:31:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I've been going out with this girl for about two years now, pretty close to two years. And when we first started our relationship, we were doing lots of drugs together. And right now I'm trying to like calm it down a little bit. And she doesn't really want to.

1:31:40🔗 Adam The drugs or the relationship?

1:31:41🔗 Caller The drugs. Right now our relationship is great. And for some weird reason, she kind of wants to get married to me. And she's kind of too young for that.

1:31:50🔗 Drew But how old is she?

1:31:52🔗 Caller She's 17.

1:31:53🔗 Drew Ooh.

1:31:54🔗 Jeremy McGrath Seventeen. What kind of drugs are you guys doing?

1:31:57🔗 Caller Mostly just alcohol and marijuana. Yeah.

1:32:00🔗 Adam And you want to you want to calm down the drugs?

1:32:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:04🔗 Adam And she's still going?

1:32:07🔗 Caller Yeah. Sometimes she says she wishes she could stop smoking weed because she thinks it's making her stupid.

1:32:13🔗 Adam No.

1:32:13🔗 Drew But she's an addict, though. She can't. That's the thing about being an addict. If you can stop, go ahead.

1:32:19🔗 Adam It's 17. It's a little easier to stop.

1:32:21🔗 Drew It is easy. Absolutely. The biology is actually quite different than at 17. But once it gets going, if it's going with enough intensity, as it sounds like it is here, you can't.

1:32:31🔗 Adam So what should John do?

1:32:32🔗 Drew Well, John, you can't make her want to stop. You can't. You're either going to have to accept what's happening with her or try to leverage her into treatment by saying, listen, if you don't stop this, I can't be around you while you're doing this, and this relationship won't last.

1:32:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:48🔗 Drew Those are your choices. The probability is, I'm not sure if you're an addict or not, but if you have trouble stopping staying with her, your health and well-being is going to be dependent on this relationship breaking up as well.

1:33:00🔗 Caller Yeah. Am I right? Yeah. Just one more thing. Like, I mean, I'm the one that gets it. Do you think if I was to cut off all the...

1:33:11🔗 Drew Well, certainly, buying drugs for her, you're not helping things, right?

1:33:15🔗 Adam Might be a good place to start there, John.

1:33:17🔗 Drew You're not supplying her with the drugs. Don't feel you have to enable the behavior, and don't worry how she reacts. That's her problem, how she reacts. You're doing what's right. Yeah.

1:33:26🔗 Jeremy McGrath Well, then he'll know if she likes him for the drugs or for him.

1:33:31🔗 Adam Right. All right.

1:33:32🔗 Jeremy McGrath I mean, obviously, it's not good, so.

1:33:34🔗 Adam We'll take a little break. We'll be right back. Hey, all right, there you go. Loveline, that is it. I want to thank Jeremy McGrath for coming out here. Always, always a good time.

1:34:38🔗 Jeremy McGrath Thanks a lot. I'm glad to be here.

1:34:41🔗 Adam You're welcome to come down anytime. Anaheim this Saturday for the big super cross race. Friday, the day before, at the Hooter 630 to 730 at Newport Beach and then the Steel Roots 3, which is going to re-premiere again after the show, after the big motocross race at about 1130 at the, where is that, the sports bar?

1:35:05🔗 Jeremy McGrath Yeah, we're going to show it, National Sports Bar.

1:35:08🔗 Adam All right, and that's in?

1:35:10🔗 Jeremy McGrath Anaheim.

1:35:11🔗 Adam Anaheim. It's on Stake Village. Good, because people aren't going to be able to drive very far. They're pretty loaded.

1:35:15🔗 Jeremy McGrath You can walk there.

1:35:15🔗 Drew Again.

1:35:16🔗 Adam Good. You can stagger over there. All right, so until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. And we're going to take a picture. We're going to do a shot. We're going to take a picture doing a shot.

1:35:27🔗 Caller This has been Love Line. The opinions expressed on the show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Love Line is Ann Wilkins Engel. Love Line is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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