Sunday, January 27, 2002

0:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:08🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew, board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Went out with him last night for a nice big steak, a very rare out of Loveline studio social meeting for Drew and myself.

1:30🔗 Drew Very unusual. You tolerated it well.

1:32🔗 Adam Thank you. Phone. Did I give the phone number yet?

1:35🔗 Drew No.

1:35🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Dr. Drew, board certified.

1:39🔗 Drew Who said that?

1:39🔗 Adam You did that. All right. I get a rhythm in life.

1:42🔗 Drew I know.

1:43🔗 Adam Which helps me not think about what I'm going to say. Taylor Hawkins is our guest tonight from the Foo Fighters. What did I say about them Foo Fighters on Thursday?

1:53🔗 Drew That they rock.

1:54🔗 Foo Fighters Good.

1:54🔗 Adam Yeah. But say it the way I said it.

1:56🔗 Drew I can't.

1:57🔗 Adam I said they rock. This is a great band. Man, do I love the Foo Fighters. And Taylor's here because, well, Drew, why don't you jump in? Because I don't know why he's here.

2:11🔗 Foo Fighters Why am I here, Drew?

2:13🔗 Drew They are. Let me have the details. On February 7th, they have a benefit playing on behalf of the Musicians Assistance Program at the House of Blues. Right?

2:21🔗 Foo Fighters This is correct.

2:22🔗 Drew That's the reason he's here.

2:23🔗 Adam And Taylor, are you a soap guy?

2:25🔗 Foo Fighters It's not because I'm a nice guy. Yes, I am.

2:27🔗 Adam You're a programmer now?

2:29🔗 Foo Fighters Yes, sir.

2:30🔗 Adam How long have you been clean?

2:33🔗 Foo Fighters Come on, I've been like five months.

2:34🔗 Adam That's pretty good.

2:35🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah.

2:37🔗 Adam And did you meet Drew through that program?

2:39🔗 Foo Fighters Yes, sir.

2:40🔗 Adam I never know what's going on because Drew will not tell me one famous person he's worked on.

2:45🔗 Foo Fighters You're not supposed to. Anonymous.

2:49🔗 Adam AA. I know, I know. But it's me. That's what I keep thinking.

2:53🔗 Foo Fighters Well, he knows you'll say something on the air.

2:55🔗 Adam And he won't even tell us if it was Glue or Heroin or Speed or Booze or Weed.

3:01🔗 Foo Fighters See, it doesn't really matter, though.

3:03🔗 Adam I know. It doesn't matter to you.

3:05🔗 Drew Yes.

3:06🔗 Adam But for us, it's very provocative.

3:09🔗 Foo Fighters I know. I know. Behind the musics.

3:11🔗 Adam So now, I don't know how much or how little you want to talk about your own recovery or your journey.

3:17🔗 Foo Fighters Well, I don't mind discussing, you know, my recovery. It's a good thing. It's a positive thing.

3:26🔗 Adam Okay.

3:26🔗 Foo Fighters So, I mean...

3:27🔗 Adam What was your drug of choice?

3:30🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, really?

3:32🔗 Adam A true one. Tell me.

3:33🔗 Foo Fighters Well, let's just say I had a lot of good choices, but mainly the thing that really got me in the big trouble was my kind of prescription pills and stuff like that.

3:48🔗 Adam Painkillers, that kind of thing?

3:49🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah.

3:49🔗 Adam And has this been... I don't know how old you are.

3:53🔗 Foo Fighters How old are you? Almost 30.

3:55🔗 Adam And has this just sort of just been a way of life, your whole life? I mean, it built to a head, but I mean, I'm guessing...

4:01🔗 Foo Fighters It all started, to be honest, to go kind of deep into it, it started with a dentist appointment, actually. That's when I first got turned on to painkillers was, I had a lot of dental work done about four years ago or something, five years ago. And yeah, one of my buddies said, you know, those Vicodins, man, if you take like three of them, unless, I mean, you didn't have to really lead me to the water. You know, right. It wasn't like, oh, wow, really? You know, but, you know, so it just escalated.

4:35🔗 Adam This is something we were talking about this a few nights ago, where it seems like painkillers are handed out a little more readily than they used to back in the day. And it seems like it's causing some problems.

4:48🔗 Foo Fighters For sure.

4:49🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

4:49🔗 Adam Everyone, I mean, not everyone, but half the people who go in with some sort of back problem come out strung out on something. Is that true?

4:58🔗 Drew Oh, listen. You're singing to the choir here is that I'm a silent, a voice that's not heard, unfortunately, out there. There's a movement afoot now to give more pain medicine. There's some kind of crazy trend in medicine where people believe we're not giving enough medicine. Somehow it's a puritanical idea that we should withhold pain medicine as opposed to it being an issue of clinical acumen. Be able to decide should we be giving someone like Tyler assess his history, his genetic background. And if he absolutely...

5:25🔗 Adam Just look at his hair. You're not going to get any facts.

5:28🔗 Drew Last time I saw me, I didn't have any hair.

5:30🔗 Adam Well, again, still not too much hair, crazy hair, or no hair equals no drugs. And that Fu Manchu, that's another strike.

5:38🔗 Hey, how you doing?

5:39🔗 Adam Look at your hair.

5:40🔗 Foo Fighters That's handlebars, baby.

5:41🔗 Adam I mean the handlebars.

5:42🔗 Drew These guys should be trained in how to assess what someone's risk is. And if they have no risk for addiction, then go ahead.

5:47🔗 Adam He's in a band. Nothing. You're lucky if he gets a Tylenol.

5:52🔗 Drew That's all not even being disgust. It's just more pain medicine.

5:56🔗 Adam All right, but still that these housewives from the Midwest are getting strong out on this stuff.

6:00🔗 Foo Fighters You know what? They're very easy to... I mean, believe me, you know, doctors do... most doctors that I've come across that are, you know, sort of real doctors that are just sort of uninformed, they will stop at a certain point, you know, after they've given you 40 Vicodins or whatever, and you call the next day or whatever.

6:22🔗 Drew But still, it may be too late at that point, and they should know how to help you.

6:26🔗 Foo Fighters And then there's plenty of other doctors, too, though, that will give it anyway. Yeah, with money, you know.

6:30🔗 Drew And unfortunately, some of the guys that withhold, hey, these guys are paying the ass, hey, get out of here. You're asking me for drugs, as opposed to saying, let's get in here and talk about this. And they should be trained to assess people like the housewives in the Midwest, you're talking about, who if they have the genetic heritage, will have about a 50% probability of having the risk. And they know, people know if they've got the risk. They really kind of know when they have the gene.

6:50🔗 Adam Okay, so the Foo Fighters are going to be playing the concert, right? And February 7th to benefit musicians' assistance program, which is something you've been involved with.

7:00🔗 Drew Oh yeah, for a long time.

7:01🔗 Adam For a while.

7:02🔗 Drew We had Buddy Arnold up here, remember that one time with the girl from Ink?

7:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

7:06🔗 Drew The name of the show?

7:07🔗 Adam Oh, who knows. But Buddy Arnold is the guy who runs the man.

7:11🔗 Foo Fighters He's cool. He's an angel. Him and his wife both.

7:14🔗 Drew He's an old time jazz saxophonist.

7:16🔗 Adam Well, and it's a good crowd to run with in terms of raising money because there's a whole bunch of talented people that are involved with it who can put together a benefit.

7:26🔗 Drew You know, what I've always said is that, for God sakes, the musicians have at least bellied up and start supporting their own, recognizing there's a problem in their community. You look at actors and actresses and people in the production and of television and movies, no. It's still like, it's still something knowledge is hidden, but like, you just get your act together, come on back to work here. Nothing from the inside. I think musicians, the reason they've done it is because they have the more severe problem.

7:49🔗 Adam Well, and like I said, they can also fill the house of blues when it comes time to raise a little money, as opposed to an organization I was involved with for a while called JAMP., which is a juggler's assistance program. We could do a hall, maybe 25, we could do a 99 seat theater in North Hollywood, maybe, maybe.

8:11🔗 Drew Couldn't you get together in Branson and have a film theater?

8:13🔗 Adam We wouldn't get out that far. It was hard. We couldn't get a theater during the off season. The Osmond Theater was available? No, it was hard to raise money for that organization. But thankfully, not a lot of jugglers strung out. So it kind of worked its way out. All right, let's talk to Megan, who's 22. Megan?

8:35🔗 Hey guys, how are you?

8:36🔗 Adam Good.

8:37🔗 Okay, this is my situation. I have my period right now. And last night, I went to the spa where the pitchers, they were selling pitchers of beer for a penny. So I ended up getting completely wasted. And so I come home, I have a couple more drinks, I pass out. So I wake up today, I go to the bathroom, and I don't know, I look in the toilet, and there's a piece of the string from the tampon in the toilet, but I don't know if the tampon's still in me.

9:02🔗 Drew She bit off the string and the rest fell out.

9:05🔗 Adam So there's a, you don't remember if you got rid of it the night before because you were loaded?

9:11🔗 Exactly.

9:12🔗 Drew Did you reach in and check?

9:14🔗 My boyfriend did.

9:15🔗 Adam Okay. Really?

9:16🔗 Foo Fighters What a guy.

9:17🔗 Adam You couldn't do that one yourself? What if he got...

9:20🔗 I was freaking out, I didn't know what to do.

9:22🔗 Adam What if he got something wedged up his ass? Would that be your job to go in or that would be something he could do?

9:29🔗 Drew So did he feel anything? Well, he doesn't know what he's...

9:30🔗 No, he said he didn't feel anything.

9:31🔗 Drew How does he know what he's looking for? He doesn't know what he's looking for.

9:34🔗 Exactly.

9:34🔗 Drew No way he could tell.

9:36🔗 Adam What would it feel like?

9:37🔗 Drew Tampon. But no...

9:40🔗 Adam That would be just something soaked with fluid or something.

9:42🔗 Drew Yeah, you would feel like a firm... Everything's softer than the tampon is.

9:47🔗 Adam Yeah, I've never been inside. I rub them from the outside and I've seen them, but I've never really been in.

9:53🔗 Drew I know you had a sufficient...

9:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

9:56🔗 Drew Appendix that you might have.

9:57🔗 Adam I'm not ready to go there. I'm not ready to... Well, I can get to the... Yeah, I can sometimes get through. Isn't there a second set of labias in there?

10:06🔗 Drew Yeah, you get through this?

10:06🔗 Adam Yeah, I get to that part sometimes.

10:09🔗 Drew Megan, this is a common thing, but it's important to get it taken care of or checked out at least because it can cause toxic shock if you leave it in the toilet. I mean, it's not going to happen overnight, but tomorrow you ought to... It's a really common thing. It's actually a whole instrument designed just to get these things out.

10:22🔗 Adam Yeah, it's called a shop vac.

10:25🔗 Drew But one thing you can do is squat down and push hard and reach up and see what you can find because oftentimes people can get it out themselves.

10:32🔗 Adam What if you got on a mirror and you squat it down?

10:35🔗 Drew No, you wouldn't see anything.

10:36🔗 Adam What if you bounced the light off of the mirror and up into the thing?

10:40🔗 Drew Things ain't... It doesn't...

10:42🔗 Adam No? What if you used compressed air to open up that area? There you bounce the light down there?

10:48🔗 Drew Yeah, what if you had some sort of like one of those devices? What if you had some sort of like one of those devices, you know, like in Vegas, they have you flying?

10:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:55🔗 Drew Like you're skydiving?

10:56🔗 Adam Yeah, you put on that big jumpsuit and they got the turbine engine down there. What happened to that, by the way?

11:03🔗 Yeah, I don't think I'm going to be coming across one of those.

11:05🔗 Adam Okay. Well, that, by the way, could be added to my... I would like one day someone to make a list of all the things I've seen and went, I'm going to do that one day. Yeah. Next time I'm out in Vegas, I'm going to get in that big turbine wind tunnel thing and put the... Put the...

11:21🔗 Drew Flying squirrel outfit.

11:22🔗 Adam Helmet on and put the flying squirrel outfit on. Remember that thing? There was like a...

11:26🔗 Drew Every taxi you went into in Las Vegas, there would be a video clip of that. Remember?

11:30🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, yeah.

11:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. You could like sort of hover.

11:33🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah. It was like being in space or something.

11:36🔗 Adam Yeah. It was like being in space with a huge wind blowing in your face. Free falling. I guess it would be like jumping out of an airplane without they worry about the parachute opening. Myesha?

11:47🔗 Yes.

11:48🔗 Adam You're 19?

11:49🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

11:49🔗 Adam What's up?

11:50🔗 What is up?

11:51🔗 Hi, Taylor.

11:52🔗 Foo Fighters Hi, Darlin. How are you?

11:53🔗 I'm great.

11:54🔗 Foo Fighters Right on.

11:55🔗 Well, I have a question for you, Taylor.

11:56🔗 Go. Would you ever consider acting?

12:01🔗 Foo Fighters I don't know. You know, when we do the videos and stuff and we have to do our little bits of acting, I mean, for one thing, it's obviously easier. I mean, Dave kind of did some acting in our new video at the beginning of it. Yeah.

12:14🔗 Adam The one?

12:15🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, the one. And he would definitely be a better actor than me.

12:19🔗 Adam I think that he makes a good chick to that day.

12:22🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah.

12:23🔗 Adam He's rangey.

12:24🔗 Foo Fighters No, I don't know. I don't probably not. But, you know, if I get fired from the Foo Fighters, I'll be open for any job, probably.

12:33🔗 So I don't think that would happen.

12:35🔗 Caller Oh, thanks, darlin.

12:37🔗 That was probably a corny question.

12:38🔗 I just, I really wanted to talk to you.

12:40🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, sweetheart. That's cool.

12:42🔗 Caller Wow.

12:42🔗 Thank you.

12:43🔗 Adam Thanks, Maisha.

12:45🔗 Foo Fighters Nice talking to you.

12:46🔗 Adam All right. And what about, I mean, Grohl's a, he's a real good drummer, right?

12:51🔗 Foo Fighters Terrific, yeah. One of the best.

12:53🔗 Adam But you're really good, too. I mean, I've seen that, I've seen you in concert a few times. It's like everyone just plays the ass out of their instruments. Like they're trying to hurt their instruments. They're angry at their instruments.

13:05🔗 Foo Fighters It's pushed the guitars out of tune, really. And the drums, too.

13:09🔗 Adam But does he ever, does he come back there and give you a different kind of crap? I mean, I wouldn't...

13:13🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, you mean like in the studio? Well, you know, I mean, he's definitely got his ideas about the way he likes things to a certain degree, and then he also, like, gives me space to, you know, to do my own thing. But, you know, I'm, you know, I'm a big Dave Grohl fan, obviously, of his drumming and stuff. So, I mean, you know, anything to, you know.

13:34🔗 Adam Wouldn't you rather he not be able to play your instrument? Sure. That's what I'm saying.

13:38🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, well, you know.

13:38🔗 Adam There's nothing worse than having a guy.

13:40🔗 Foo Fighters There's a, you know, yeah.

13:41🔗 Adam I mean, even if you're...

13:42🔗 Foo Fighters He's really great.

13:43🔗 Adam You're great, too, but who needs another guy who knows what he's doing standing around?

13:47🔗 Foo Fighters Well, you know, Paul McCartney knew how to play drums probably better than Ringo Starr.

13:51🔗 Drew Really?

13:52🔗 Adam I think Drew plays better drums than Ringo.

13:55🔗 Drew Interesting.

13:56🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, but he used to piss Ringo off, I heard.

13:59🔗 Adam Well, it's just, it's got to suck when there's another guy who's playing an instrument that you don't play, who's doing his thing, who knows what you're doing. Like, if you screw up, nobody likes that. Drew, you don't want some other doctor standing around while you're doing a procedure. I don't want some other carpenter trying to think of a trade.

14:16🔗 Drew You always speak so highly of other comedians, too. Whenever the comedian...

14:20🔗 Adam I don't want some other comedian standing around me when I'm trying to make bad jokes. Thank you. So, Dave's sister bought a house that was right next door to my party house that I discovered the night of the acoustic Christmas and told her or him... I can't remember which one of them I told I was coming over the next morning, but I did go over there the next morning.

14:42🔗 Foo Fighters Really?

14:43🔗 Adam Yeah. And his sister was gone, but Dave was upstairs sleeping and some floozy taking home answered the door. And we had a nice like... And I kind of knew her. I didn't have sex with her or anything. I'm just a friend of a friend kind of thing. So we had one of those weird, like uncomfortable door things, you know, like, hey, how's it going? Good, good. First, you got to justify. I talked to Dave's sister. I told him I'd become a bi. So she's cool with it. I mean, I told her last night. It was not the kind of thing I'd make up. I mean, how would I know you lived there? You know, you talk too much. Sound like an idiot. Then you go, so, oh, geez, I got to go. Is Dave here? She's like, he's sleeping. Oh, cool, cool. Hey, what's going on? Like, now you're trying to start new. Like, maybe you came over there to see her.

15:33🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, you got to go to work.

15:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I'm right next door, you know. OK, well, yeah, just tell her or whatever. You know, you get that weird, like, hang loose thing.

15:43🔗 Foo Fighters So, dude, is that your party house, you said?

15:45🔗 Adam Yeah, it's the party house.

15:46🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, so you have another big mansion over in Malibu.

15:49🔗 Adam No, it's actually smaller than the party house. But my boyfriend has such a... I don't live there. Thank you, Anderson. But so we'll try to work that out, because I told Dave's sister that I would give her some tips on home improvement. She just bought that house, but I haven't seen her. Anyway, let's talk to Joel, who's 23. Joel.

16:12🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on, you guys? Yo, Joel. Hey, Foo Fighters, you guys are awesome. You're really good. All right. Well, I got a problem. Like, I broke up with this girl. Well, actually, she broke up with me about like almost a year ago. And like, I still hear about her. And like, whenever I hear anything, like even hear her name, it just like really like messes with me.

16:31🔗 Drew How are you doing otherwise? You have another girlfriend or you're dating?

16:34🔗 Caller No, I have. I've done that and, you know, How's your life going otherwise? I mean, I probably couldn't be happier unless I was still in school. But other than that, you know, it's going really well.

16:43🔗 Drew Somehow that's not very convincing.

16:45🔗 Adam You couldn't be happier unless you were still in school.

16:47🔗 Drew You like being in school?

16:49🔗 Caller No, I don't like being at school, but it's just like, you know, you get looked at better if, you know, you finish school, you know, you finish college or whatever and you get your degree.

16:57🔗 Foo Fighters So you didn't, are you not finishing school or something?

16:59🔗 Caller Uh, yeah, pretty much. Oh really?

17:02🔗 Drew Wait a minute, Taylor, you're following his goofy logic.

17:05🔗 I asked, I asked, Taylor speaks high, you don't.

17:11🔗 Drew I guess not.

17:11🔗 Adam You understand a few words, I guess. Dude, dude, but that's about it.

17:16🔗 Drew No, you said you wouldn't be happier unless you were in school.

17:20🔗 Caller Well, I'm like, okay.

17:22🔗 Drew And then you said you didn't like school. And then you went on to talk about graduating or not graduating.

17:27🔗 Caller What do you be happy with my life in general?

17:29🔗 Drew What are you doing? Are you working?

17:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I do work.

17:31🔗 Drew Or you like the work you're doing?

17:33🔗 Caller I love the work that I'm doing.

17:34🔗 Drew All right. So what life's going well?

17:35🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, yeah. Other than that, other than like, you know, the problem with it, like my ex-girlfriend and so on.

17:42🔗 Adam It's been a year, right?

17:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:44🔗 Drew Are you depressed?

17:45🔗 Caller Oh yeah. I'm on like medication for that. I've been on that for like pretty much like three years now.

17:50🔗 Drew All right. So do you smoke a lot of pot?

17:54🔗 Caller Me? Not really. On occasion, I do. I used to smoke a lot.

17:58🔗 Adam Drew, let me let me float a theory. Aren't most guys who are depressed, they're done with high school. They're there. Maybe they're in college. Maybe they're done with college. They don't have a career. They're not passionate about anything. It's not like they're in a band or trying to play professional sports. Ninety-nine percent of males at age twenty-three are sort of floating aimlessly, even if they're drifting in a direction, they're still they're nowhere near the part where they got the corner office with the view and they're driving the sports car and all that kind of stuff. I was depressed from the time I graduated high school till three years from now. I was depressed from the time I got out of high school to the time I got out of carpentry and got into radio. That was a good long time, but I was most when I was twenty-two, twenty-three. Then you lose your girlfriend and all that depression gets channeled into that one person and you become obsessed and it starts screwing with you.

19:00🔗 Drew I think however you sort of rationalize it, the fact is if life isn't going the way you want, if you can't get meaning out of it, it's tough to get over these big losses.

19:10🔗 Adam Yes, and you're in no shape to get laid from a new chick at twenty-three when you just graduated. You're not in college anymore. You're looking for a job. You're not in a band. You're just looking. You're just wandering around.

19:22🔗 Foo Fighters You're no catch. And I don't totally remember that. I kind of went through the same thing, actually.

19:29🔗 Adam Well, what were you doing at twenty-two?

19:30🔗 Foo Fighters Well, I was working at a music store. And I and this girl that I was totally in love with when I was, you know, graduating high school, you know, she like broke up with me and went out with like the town stud.

19:43🔗 Adam Right.

19:44🔗 Foo Fighters And I, you know, and I remember those two or three years.

19:48🔗 Drew You probably thought it was never going to get better. I lost the one opportunity, the one love.

19:55🔗 Foo Fighters And that kind of harks back to me. And the older I got, it kind of goes back to those like, you know, those sort of retro feelings of, you know, like, you know, your senior year, everything's great. You were that rad chick and the whole deal. And then, you know, you get out of high school and, you know, like reality. Yeah. Reality. I mean, life's not that fun at that point until something cool happens, you know.

20:20🔗 Adam No identity.

20:21🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah.

20:22🔗 Adam I mean, I...

20:22🔗 Drew Men, particularly, they can't get identity from anything other than their place in the world.

20:27🔗 Adam No. Listen, I was a class clown and captain of the football team. And now I'm cleaning carpets with Oswaldo out of a van. And we're doing a colony kitchen out in Conejo.

20:41🔗 Drew Well, at least the other guy is speaking tongues next to you.

20:44🔗 Adam No, that came later when I was installing clauses. But it's like you want to kill yourself. You're going from a guy with the Letterman jacket, everyone knows, to driving a van, Barney in a van. Yeah. Heading out to Edwards Air Force Base to clean about a million miles of carpet at four in the morning. Like, you just think, what is this?

21:03🔗 Drew Think of all those nerds you crapped on your senior year who were just laughing their ass off.

21:07🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. Let's take a break. Can we hear a song?

21:13🔗 Drew Take a break first.

21:13🔗 Adam That's a fast song.

21:14🔗 Drew Nah, break.

21:15🔗 Adam Okay. All right. All right. Taylor Hawkins is here from the Foo Fighters. We're going to hear one of my favorite Foo Fighters songs when we come back.

21:31🔗 Drew I'm going to hang back on.

21:33🔗 Adam What's that?

21:34🔗 Drew There's a weird bounce. Dr. Drew Loveline, I'll be right back.

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22:04🔗 Foo Fighters Don't do what you guys do.

22:06🔗 Adam Hey.

22:07🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

22:08🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, it's Dr. Drew. Taylor Hawkins is our guest tonight. Great, great drummer from the Foo Fighters. And man, I watched them Foo Fighters at the Acoustic Christmas a month or so ago, and I was just banging my head the entire time.

22:26🔗 Caller It's true, it was. I love that.

22:27🔗 Adam Drew, you were long gone by then, I'm sure. But I ran out there. I don't see all the bands.

22:33🔗 Foo Fighters You didn't stay, Drew?

22:34🔗 Drew No, I did. I did.

22:35🔗 Foo Fighters I thought you did. I thought I saw you afterwards.

22:38🔗 Drew See?

22:38🔗 Adam You were not banging your head with me.

22:40🔗 Drew I was not banging my head, though.

22:41🔗 Foo Fighters That's true.

22:42🔗 Drew I don't have any head banging in me.

22:44🔗 Adam You don't?

22:45🔗 Drew I don't.

22:45🔗 Adam You got that out of your system in college? You banged your head enough to, like, The Muddy Blues. The Mahogany Rush and the Fog Hat and stuff. The Mahogany Rush. That's it for you, huh? All right. Yes, he banged his head to Buck in Beethoven. Taylor's here talking about MAP, which is the Musician's Assistance Program. They're doing a benefit concert. The Foo Fighters are on February 7th at the House of Blues. And I'm guessing that's... Oh, it's sold out.

23:20🔗 Drew Why don't you tell them what MAP is and how that works?

23:22🔗 Foo Fighters Well, well...

23:25🔗 Adam How did you get hooked up with it, too?

23:28🔗 Foo Fighters I really threw someone in our management company, I suppose, I think. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. And...

23:36🔗 Adam Drew, how did you get hooked up with it?

23:38🔗 Drew Well, pretty fine.

23:39🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah. And let's see, that was it. And they kind of, you know, helped me...

23:46🔗 Drew It's an organization that funds treatment for people who... All you have to have done is made a living, I think a minimum of a few months even, making music, and you become eligible. And they put people in... They put people in my program, one of the programs, and several others, all over the country, in fact. And it's a very cohesive program with staff, by professionals, with tons of follow-up, and it's creating a real groundswell of a community within the musicians' world of recovery.

24:16🔗 Adam Alright, well, so let me ask a couple of questions, and either one of you can answer this. They do these benefit concerts and whatnot. They raise money for the organization. Then they take in musicians, or professional musicians, and they direct them to places like your workplace.

24:36🔗 Drew And they pay for the care.

24:38🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, but it's been a million dollars last year.

24:41🔗 Adam Why do they need to pay for the care for somebody who's in a successful band, for instance, and making money may have insurance?

24:49🔗 Drew I've wondered that. I've never asked that. If they have insurance, they pay for the... There is agreement in people who are in recovery and in people who treat addicts that there is insufficient resources for adequate care. And so they will let the insurance play out, and then they'll pay for the remainder of the care. They really give people A-plus care. And so they allow them to get a bunch, three or four weeks inpatient, some outpatient treatments, some sober living. They really fund a complete comprehensive plan.

25:14🔗 Adam But even if you're the lead singer of a big band that is making a lot of money, do they check into that? Do they?

25:23🔗 Foo Fighters Even if, I mean, I don't see how anybody with that kind of money could use that resource in good conscience, you know what I mean?

25:31🔗 Drew So I guess it's not...

25:33🔗 Foo Fighters I mean, even if they do...

25:35🔗 Drew You know what sometimes it is? It's MAPS sometimes shepherds them. It sort of gets them included in their program and helps manage their treatment, but may not pay for it. So MAPS pays where it's appropriate.

25:46🔗 Adam So it's a good organization that I would ask you to support except for the concerts sold out.

25:52🔗 Drew And they don't just get their money from concerts. They have tons of other resources. In fact, the concerts are sort of...

25:59🔗 Adam Where else do they get the money?

26:03🔗 Drew I don't know where Buddy goes out and gets it.

26:06🔗 Foo Fighters You know, they probably just get a lot of donations too from record companies and stuff like that.

26:13🔗 Adam They probably do some auctions with some stuff and that kind of stuff.

26:16🔗 Drew No, it's really much more specific endowment from individuals. Yeah, these concerts are things that while they do raise money, they're more sort of give back to the community. It's just an opportunity to get together with people that have been of service and in the program.

26:29🔗 Adam All right, well, let's take a call and then we'll hear a Foo Fighters song that's off the Orange County movie, which is now out. Steve?

26:38🔗 Caller Yes.

26:39🔗 Adam You're forty one?

26:40🔗 Caller That's correct.

26:41🔗 Adam All righty.

26:44🔗 Caller Well, I have a problem.

26:46🔗 Drew Mason John.

26:46🔗 Caller When I was twelve years old, I began having sex with my step sister. My father had remarried a woman with two daughters. They were both cute. And the one that was my age started fooling around with me. This went on for about four or five years, all through high school.

27:03🔗 Drew All right, what's your question, Steve?

27:04🔗 Adam You don't believe him, Drew?

27:06🔗 Drew I just want to get to the question. All right, just in case.

27:09🔗 Caller I'm an incredibly sexually addicted person and I'm in terrible financial problems.

27:15🔗 Drew Because of the related things. You're in financial problems because of the sexual addiction?

27:20🔗 Caller Exactly. Yeah.

27:22🔗 Drew You frequent prostitutes, that kind of thing?

27:24🔗 Caller Yeah, I go to a lot of strip clubs and I go to prostitutes, escort services, massage joints. It's uncontrollable. I try to stop in therapy and no matter what I do, I always have a slip.

27:40🔗 Drew Does your therapist...

27:41🔗 Adam Do you believe him by the way? He has a very bogus sound to him.

27:45🔗 Drew There is, but it might be... I don't know. The point is, let's keep going. Steve, is your therapist someone familiar with the treatment of sexual addictions?

27:55🔗 Caller Well, he's familiar with it, but I've never found anybody that was real expert in it.

28:02🔗 Drew There is an organization called the National Council on Sexual Addictions and Compulsivity. They've got a website. You might want to check in to ncsac.org and you can get a referral to someone in your area there.

28:14🔗 Adam If he gets on the computer, he's beating off.

28:16🔗 Drew I know. I understand. It's like handing crap to somebody.

28:19🔗 Adam He's got about 30 websites he's got to get to before he gets to that.

28:22🔗 Drew I understand. If you're talking like somebody had a little experience, have you finally broken into the way?

28:27🔗 Adam No, still cannot. Yeah, still my love of masturbation can still not trump my hatred for computers and my inadequacies involving computers. So it's a battle that wages on in my mind and my underpants almost every day. But so far, the computer is losing.

28:46🔗 Drew We're going to have to...

28:47🔗 Adam That's what I'm scared of.

28:49🔗 Drew Not even about sewing your penis back on. You're going to whittle it on down. It's going to be just shaved off.

28:53🔗 Adam People say to me, people always go like, Oh man, you got to get on the Internet. I mean, you love big jugs, man. You got to get on that Internet. I could give you some websites. And then they do the same thing like video games. Like, oh man, you've not played the new fill in the blank. And I'm like, why don't you just give me some heroin or some crack cocaine to smoke, too? Like, I don't do enough. I don't have enough downtime. I don't beat off and nap enough. I need something else to do at home that's totally unconstructive. What are you thinking? I'm staying away from this stuff because I know it's Pandora's Box.

29:28🔗 Drew And in Steve's case, he probably, if indeed that's a real call, which we have to treat as though.

29:31🔗 Caller All right.

29:31🔗 Adam Well, let's say it is. Steve, how much do you spend a month on this?

29:36🔗 Caller Well, it's going down, but I could up to $1,000. I mean, I've been evicted from places. I had my car repossessed. It's a very serious problem that I can't control.

29:47🔗 Drew Well, it's just the basic sort of paradigm for sexual addiction is people trying to alter, people trying to sort of create a sense of transcendence to avoid feelings typically. And the response that they get ultimately as a result of having engaged in these activities is a lot of shame. And then shame fuels a need to escape more, and they get stuck in this cycle. It's, you know, with the internet and all, it is like having a crack in your house. It's very difficult and needs to be treated. People need to, it's a primitive way of trying to connect with people who have real difficulty connecting.

30:19🔗 Adam All right. Let's, I want to know what Steve does for a living, though, real quick. Steve?

30:25🔗 Caller Yes.

30:26🔗 Adam What do you do for a living so I can steer clear of you?

30:28🔗 Caller I'm a machine driver.

30:29🔗 Adam Oh yeah?

30:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:31🔗 Adam You're not one of those guys who talks everyone's ear off while you're driving, do you?

30:34🔗 Caller No, I'm very quiet.

30:35🔗 Adam Okay, good.

30:35🔗 Drew Not in anybody else's business.

30:38🔗 Adam Do you get offended when they put up that partition? Because I always want to do it, but I never have the balls to. I feel so elitist, you know what I mean?

30:45🔗 Caller No, I expect people to do it. It's fine.

30:48🔗 Adam You know, you should tell them, if there's any limo driver within the sound of my voice, turn around and tell the people to sit down and go, look, if you want to put that partition up, that's part of the job and I got no problem with it. Because I always sit back there and it's not like I take one everywhere, but the times that I am in a limo, and you guys have felt this, I'm sure, you got a couple of people back there, maybe having a few beers, you want to get into some kind of discussion or do something, and you want to put that partition up, but you don't want to do like, I don't want to do something. You know, okay, I took a leak in the back.

31:25🔗 Foo Fighters What, in a beer can or something?

31:26🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

31:27🔗 Foo Fighters Of course.

31:27🔗 Adam Yeah, well, because we were sitting in traffic and we took a limo out to see the weenie roast one year when it was out in Anaheim, and we're stuck in bumper to bumper, and everyone had to take a leak, and we were drinking beers. So, but you roll that thing up and they immediately, and you just feel like a snob.

31:45🔗 Drew I just want to build a talk on the phone.

31:47🔗 Foo Fighters Well, dude, there you go. You feel like a snob, kind of, you know.

31:50🔗 Adam All right, so just roll the partition up and go screw it. And don't say anything like, we're not doing drugs. I just got to make a personal call. Just not just rolled up.

31:59🔗 Foo Fighters Don't say anything.

32:01🔗 Adam All right, let's hear something from the Foo Fighters off the Orange County soundtrack. This one is called The One. That is the Foo Fighters off of the Orange County soundtrack. Taylor Hawkins is our guest tonight. He was playing the drums on that song. And I said it, to take some words out of that song. I was looking at the back of the Orange County soundtrack at the Foo Fighters and Offspring, Social Distortion, Crazy Town, and Bad Ronald. I don't know this Bad Ronald band is, but that is my favorite TV movie of the week from 1974. I have a tape of Bad Ronald, I'll have you know. You know what Bad Ronald is?

35:30🔗 Foo Fighters No.

35:31🔗 Adam Just a band. I don't even know the band. Drew, you know the band?

35:35🔗 Drew Nope.

35:36🔗 Foo Fighters But it was a TV show, too?

35:38🔗 Adam It was a movie of the week.

35:40🔗 Drew MOW.

35:42🔗 Adam Bad Ronald.

35:43🔗 Foo Fighters See, my favorite movie of the week is The Boy Who Cried a Werewolf.

35:47🔗 Adam Oh, really? What year was that?

35:50🔗 Drew 1988?

35:50🔗 Foo Fighters No, no, no, that was 73. That came out in 73. But I just bought a dubbed version off the Internet from like a lot of money.

35:59🔗 Adam She said, I got to see that. There's now there's now two bands that are named after 70s movies of the week. You know what the other one is? Kildozer. Really? There's a Kildozer is a band and now Bad Ronald is a is a band. And maybe there'll be a band name The Boy Who Cried Werewolf or Devil Dog Down From Hell or those amazing Dobermans. All right. That's back when movies of the week involved dogs that were possessed.

36:26🔗 Drew Well, possessed. Always.

36:28🔗 Adam Everything was possessed. Yes. The Devil's Triangle movie. The Devil. The Devil's. It needs a new publicist because the Devil used to be a large, very big part of society. I mean, there was lots of movies about devils and maybe maybe was the exorcist that got everything going. But there was a lot of possession and a lot of devil stuff and a lot of devil's triangle. And there's a lot of dogs that were possessed by devils and farm equipment that was possessed by devils. Now doesn't seem so viable anymore.

36:58🔗 Drew But now you got aliens.

37:00🔗 Adam Yeah, they took over the devil. And I don't know who would win in a fight. You know, the devil or aliens. I think it'd be a decent battle. I got to believe the devil would win. And I don't know if aliens have a devil, too. You got to look at that. I mean, just to start an airplane.

37:17🔗 Drew Alien devil.

37:19🔗 Adam Alien devil. That trumps everything.

37:21🔗 Foo Fighters Well, there's like an alien ghost movie out.

37:23🔗 Adam Which one is that?

37:24🔗 Foo Fighters I don't know, but I just saw like some trailer for it.

37:27🔗 Adam Well, I like to see an alien devil movie. Nathan?

37:30🔗 Yes, sir.

37:31🔗 Adam You're 20?

37:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:33🔗 Adam What's up?

37:34🔗 Caller Um, I was sitting there, there's this girl that I've been with for quite a while. And first time, you know, first two times that we did it, I lost my load in like 10, 15 minutes, man. But every time after that, it's taken me like two, two and a half hours to lose my load. And I was just trying to figure out if there was something wrong with that.

37:56🔗 Drew What do you think the vernacular of this finishing school is that Nathan attended? The one where they encourage losing one's load.

38:03🔗 Adam I'm guessing it was if it wasn't in Europe somewhere like France or Switzerland, then it would have to be in a Connecticut area.

38:11🔗 Drew Okay.

38:12🔗 Foo Fighters Are you on drugs when you guys are having sex?

38:15🔗 Caller No.

38:16🔗 Caller I only smoke pot like once or twice a week.

38:19🔗 Drew I'm not sure I understand what he's saying.

38:22🔗 Adam He got off in 15 minutes the first time with the same girl and now it takes him two and a half hours.

38:29🔗 Drew We've been together for like, hold on a second, the second time or the first time it takes two and a half hours?

38:34🔗 Caller Like, okay, like the first two times it was like 15, 20 minutes and like, but hang on a second, every time after that it took like two, two and a half hours.

38:42🔗 Drew But by the first two times, you mean the same evening? Or you mean the first two times you were ever with her?

38:48🔗 Caller Like the first time, like once it was like at night and then the second time was like the next morning.

38:55🔗 Adam Anything but just to answer the goddamn question. Hey Nathan? I know what you're talking about, but just for the sake of clarity, and now there's a certain amount of question in my mind as well. The very first time you had sex with her, it took you 15 minutes.

39:12🔗 Drew And that was some months ago.

39:13🔗 Adam And in subsequent weeks and months, it's now taking you two and a half hours.

39:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:18🔗 Adam Is that correct?

39:19🔗 Drew Each time you have sex with her, not that you have sex with her once quickly and then try a second time and it takes forever in the same night.

39:26🔗 Caller No, it's just one.

39:28🔗 Caller We only have sex like once or twice a day, but every time.

39:33🔗 Adam Every time, every time. Listen, I knew what he was saying.

39:36🔗 Foo Fighters Twice a day, that's four hours out of your day, man.

39:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

39:39🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I got to like a lot of time to spend, right? Yeah.

39:43🔗 Drew What else do you have time to spend doing? In other words, what time do you have left?

39:48🔗 Caller What time do I have left? Work time and two hours of sleep.

39:52🔗 Adam What do you do?

39:54🔗 Caller I deliver pizzas.

39:55🔗 Adam Good times.

39:56🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, I did that.

39:57🔗 Adam You know why? I could not deliver pizza because I cannot transport pizza without taking a slice. Like I can't make like when pizza comes to the door, I'm eating it as I'm walking into the kitchen and setting it down. You know, there's no way I could walk around with a big car stinking a pizza all night, especially if you were stoned. Oh, you imagine it.

40:17🔗 Caller Well, I like deliver to the dorms and all that. I deliver like you and him and all that.

40:21🔗 Adam You know what I would do? I would take every large I would take a slice out of and then add a quarter inch to the circumference space in between each slice all the way around. So it looked like a wheel, like it had spokes in it and tell them that's just the way that's what happens when you cut it up. That's how we do it.

40:37🔗 Drew Nathan, so why don't you not cut down the frequency here? And I bet the duration will shorten. I cut it down to once every other day.

40:45🔗 Adam If you focus, if you focus, it's still two hours.

40:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

40:50🔗 Adam If you try.

40:51🔗 Drew I'm surprised he doesn't turn inside out every time.

40:54🔗 Caller That's where I sit there and I'm like, okay, let's bust in it, come on, bust in it. And it's like nothing comes out.

40:58🔗 Drew Nathan, there's nothing left to come out. Give yourself a day and two days every other day. And the reason it came out so quickly the first time is it probably been many months.

41:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:08🔗 Foo Fighters It's got to be developing a rash of some sort of four hours a day.

41:12🔗 Drew A burn, not a rash. A friction burn.

41:15🔗 Adam I'll tell you the other thing I would do if I delivered pizza. Any freebie would not leave the car. You know, where you toss in a 32 ounce Dr. Pepper with every large or some breadsticks or some fun buns or whatever. Whatever the hell it is that they were getting that they didn't know they were getting, they would never know they were getting. That would be another policy.

41:35🔗 Foo Fighters What if they let you eat all the pizza and stuff you want and if you worked there? Because the one I worked at, you could chow food all day long.

41:41🔗 Adam Oh, you could.

41:42🔗 Foo Fighters You got sick of it.

41:42🔗 Drew You know what's scary right now?

41:43🔗 Adam You were loaded up on pizza.

41:45🔗 Drew We cannot talk about pizza like this without ordering a pizza.

41:48🔗 Adam We got to stop because we're going to get some.

41:50🔗 Foo Fighters All right.

41:50🔗 Adam Taylor's here from the Foo Fighters. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back.

42:13🔗 Live with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla on 947-N-R-K.

42:26🔗 Adam Hey, yo, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Taylor Hawkins is our guest tonight. Drummer from the Foo Fighters. Met Drew, I'm guessing, through the map and recovery program. Is that correct?

42:42🔗 Foo Fighters That's correct.

42:43🔗 Adam And I'm here to give a plug to Orange County, the movie that the Foo Fighters are on the soundtrack of, and tell us that the new Foo Fighters CD will be out in a couple of few months, maybe?

42:57🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, probably middle of summer, maybe.

43:00🔗 Adam And what city, where does Dave Grohl live? Does he live in town?

43:05🔗 Foo Fighters Not really, no, he lives in Virginia. He grew up in Virginia and he lives there. We recorded most of this, all the drums and some of the guitars and stuff at his house. He has a studio in his house and that's where he grew up. So he still really lives there. He spends a lot of time out here, though.

43:23🔗 Adam I guess if you're recording or doing tours and stuff like that, it probably doesn't really matter that much where you live, does it? I mean, if you're like an actor or something, you got to live in LA or New York, but if you're going out on tour all the time.

43:39🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, I mean, if you're a studio musician, you obviously either need to be in LA or New York, but or Nashville or whatever. But thanks, man. Oh, that's your water.

43:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I got water in a in a stein with crap stains on it.

43:57🔗 Foo Fighters A stein of water.

43:58🔗 Adam All right, you can't give me a bottle, Damian. You give me the the fecal stains, Stein. Thank you. Thank you. All right. It's a subtle power play. Damian just did that. Let's hop back to the phones and talk to Mishi. Is that her name phonetically written there? Mishi.

44:21🔗 Caller Hey, I love you, Adam.

44:22🔗 Adam Love you.

44:23🔗 Caller You're hilarious.

44:24🔗 Adam Is it Mishi?

44:25🔗 Caller Yes. It's a nickname.

44:27🔗 Adam Oh, I see. Okay.

44:29🔗 Caller My name is Michelle.

44:30🔗 Adam All right. That's good.

44:31🔗 Caller Yeah. Taylor, you're so freaking hot.

44:34🔗 Adam Yeah, he's hot.

44:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:36🔗 Adam Thanks.

44:37🔗 Caller But I mean, I do have a question, a problem.

44:40🔗 Adam All right.

44:41🔗 Caller Okay. Well, like I've tried climax. Like I've never done it before.

44:47🔗 Caller Tried.

44:49🔗 Caller Like while I've seen myself, I end up hurting myself. Like it just hurts.

44:54🔗 Drew Like with your fingernail or something or?

44:56🔗 Caller No, no, no. Like obviously, you know, I don't have long fingernails or anything.

44:59🔗 Drew Obviously.

45:00🔗 Adam Yeah, we could. We knew that from your voice.

45:02🔗 Caller Oh, no. I mean, like I wouldn't try with like long nails.

45:05🔗 Adam Right.

45:06🔗 Foo Fighters What is she trying to do?

45:07🔗 Drew Masturbation. Climaxing.

45:09🔗 Adam Is she trying to climax herself? Right.

45:12🔗 Caller And it just hurts. But like, I've also had oral sex done on me and like that feels good, but it still doesn't make me climax.

45:23🔗 Adam You're 15.

45:24🔗 Drew It's going to take some time.

45:25🔗 Adam That's all right.

45:26🔗 Caller But I'm scared because like it hurts. And is it supposed to hurt?

45:31🔗 Drew If you're not doing it right, you can feel uncomfortable doing it.

45:35🔗 Adam Geez, even I'm uncomfortable with my atheist sensibilities, discussing technique with a 15 year old. But if you're if you're sort of, you know, raping yourself with a crucifix, it's going to hurt. But if you're just sort of diddling, it should be OK.

45:52🔗 Drew Maybe she ought to get a vibrator and try that.

45:54🔗 Adam Oh, she's 15, Drew. Please, how dare you try the try the tub technique that seems to work pretty good for the ladies. The water from the tub.

46:05🔗 Caller Is it cold?

46:06🔗 Drew No, no, no.

46:07🔗 Adam See, let me let me explain the tub. The tub has two two handles on it. One's so cold, but the other's hot. And you mix them, and it makes a comfortable temperature. And then you get into that.

46:22🔗 Drew The producer and technique is lie in the tub and let the spigot pour right down.

46:27🔗 Adam That's right. Think of Adam.

46:29🔗 Caller Okay, thanks. Oh, and Taylor.

46:31🔗 Foo Fighters Yes, ma'am.

46:32🔗 Caller Okay, I noticed that you were with Mimi.

46:35🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, that's my lady, yeah.

46:37🔗 Caller Hey, no, I am not.

46:38🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, well, you know.

46:39🔗 Adam Well, he can be with you tonight if you work out that tub technique.

46:44🔗 Caller And now you're like still with Mimi.

46:46🔗 Foo Fighters Yes, ma'am.

46:47🔗 Caller Yeah, sorry.

46:48🔗 Caller My name is Mishi.

46:49🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, that's weird.

46:50🔗 Drew So therefore, next in the alphabet as you move through the...

46:53🔗 Adam Right.

46:53🔗 Caller Kind of like fate.

46:55🔗 Drew Fate.

46:56🔗 Adam Yeah, that's right.

46:56🔗 Foo Fighters Put you two together.

46:58🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

46:59🔗 Caller All right, then.

47:00🔗 Adam All right.

47:00🔗 Foo Fighters Nice talking to you, Mishi.

47:02🔗 Caller Thank you.

47:02🔗 Adam All right.

47:03🔗 Foo Fighters Good luck.

47:03🔗 Adam All right. She's going to have to... I think it would be important, although the sound alike concept that she's based her life on is good. I'd say there's probably better ways to approach life.

47:16🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

47:17🔗 Drew But at 15...

47:19🔗 Adam This...

47:20🔗 Drew There you go.

47:21🔗 Adam He's got a girlfriend named Mimi, and my name starts with an M, so I'm next in line.

47:26🔗 Drew Mishi.

47:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Everyone knows once you pick a name, you got to stick with it, or at least the sound of like when it comes to... You can't be dating a Sue and then move to a Carol. That ain't gonna work. That ain't gonna fly. All right. Let's take a little break. We'll try to decipher Mishi, and we'll be back.

47:43🔗 Caller Here it is.

47:44🔗 Foo Fighters Bottom line, it sucks being single today.

47:46🔗 Caller Tons of lame people and no decent prospects.

47:49🔗 Call the Dateline.

47:51🔗 Caller 1-877-889-DATE.

47:57🔗 Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready.

48:01🔗 Adam Ready.

48:17🔗 Caller Loveline on ANRK, Kamas, Portland, Loveline, NRK.

48:43🔗 Adam Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Joe Rogan from Fear Factor is gonna be in here tomorrow night. And maybe Ethan from The Guy Who Won Survivor will be in tomorrow night as well. I'm pretty sure he will be. Trying to work that out for sure. Jeremy McGrath, the Supercross superstar, will be in here on Tuesday night. And what else? Did I miss anything there, Drew? No. Taylor Hawkins is here tonight. Drummer from the Foo Fighters. Just a great, great, great live band. Man, what a band.

49:26🔗 Foo Fighters Thanks, man.

49:27🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I'm sure you get it a lot, but... I mean, they're...

49:31🔗 Foo Fighters We used to suck. Real bad. When I first joined the band, we weren't that great. Took a couple of years before we got any good at all live.

49:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, it's been worked out. You guys have worked out all the bugs. He's here talking about MAP, which is Musician's Assistance Program. Taylor's fairly newly sober and has done that with some help from Dr. Drew, right?

50:00🔗 Right.

50:02🔗 Adam There's a concert going on at the House of Blues on February 7th, but it's sold out, so enough about that. Let's speak to John, who's 22. John?

50:13🔗 Yes.

50:13🔗 Adam Hello. What's up?

50:15🔗 Caller Hey, I've got a problem with ejaculating when I have sex with my wife.

50:20🔗 Adam All right.

50:20🔗 Drew That's a problem?

50:22🔗 Caller It seems to be the only way that I can actually have an orgasm is from doing it from behind, in other words, doggy style.

50:28🔗 Drew Why is that a problem?

50:30🔗 Caller Well, it doesn't seem to be a problem. It just kind of puts a little in our life and a little bit boring when that's the only way it seems I can do it.

50:37🔗 Drew It's not the only way you can do it. It's the only way you can finish.

50:40🔗 Caller Yes.

50:40🔗 Caller The only way I can finish.

50:41🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, I don't know. Does she not like it? It's not intimate enough for her?

50:47🔗 Caller No. Actually, we usually start out and she's on top and we get her orgasm taken care of.

50:51🔗 Adam Sure. Check that off. I'm going to move on to yours.

50:54🔗 Drew You get it taken care of.

50:55🔗 Adam Side work.

50:56🔗 Foo Fighters Well, as long as she gets hers on, then you should be able to get yours any way you damn like.

51:01🔗 Adam Right.

51:02🔗 Caller Well, that's true. It just kind of puts a bore in it after a couple of years.

51:05🔗 Adam Well, what do you think about? But she doesn't seem to mind?

51:11🔗 Caller She mentions it every now and then. It gets boring. Yes.

51:14🔗 Drew It gets boring. Well, you know, once you get that sort of pattern down, you have to, it's uncomfortable to break it, but you have to break it and try the things, try working things out.

51:25🔗 Adam Well, is it boring because it's repetitive? Or is it boring because she thinks doggies boring?

51:31🔗 Caller No, it's not so much that. It's the repetition.

51:34🔗 Drew You sure? Or is she telling you something more about your relationship? I mean, she said something like light some candles and you're not available.

51:41🔗 Adam Stop setting your beer down. It's cold.

51:43🔗 Drew I'm not a machine. No, not too much. Not too much.

51:46🔗 Adam You know what's nice about...

51:47🔗 Foo Fighters Take the ashtray off my back.

51:48🔗 Adam What's good about doggie is if you feel like you're going to go but you want to hold off a little longer, you get a little whiff of ass and it'll add a couple of minutes. You can buy yourself a little time. Just spread a little cheek. You get a little whiff of ass and you're just hacked on eight minutes, eight to twelve minutes I've found.

52:07🔗 Drew Oh my God.

52:08🔗 Adam Yeah, that's my move. Oh my God. Nice. It's a class move. They don't know it. They don't know what's going through your nose.

52:16🔗 Drew Oh my God.

52:17🔗 Foo Fighters I had some time.

52:18🔗 Adam Yeah. Now some guys, it makes them go quicker, but that's a different story. So, John, all right, here's what's going to fix you. You cannot ejaculate in other positions. Is that true?

52:32🔗 Caller Right. If I masturbate, I can, but it seems that I did several years ago. Usually 15 to 20 minutes and that's a little too long for me. Usually, if I want to whip one out, I want to do it quickly.

52:42🔗 Caller So, right.

52:43🔗 Caller All right.

52:44🔗 Adam So when you masturbate, you normally do it like on your knees?

52:48🔗 Caller No, usually on my back.

52:49🔗 Adam On your back.

52:50🔗 Caller Right.

52:50🔗 Adam OK, so that's the way you normally masturbate.

52:53🔗 Caller Right.

52:54🔗 Adam So if she got on top of you, which is her orgasm position, and you are on your back, which is your masturbatory position, you couldn't get one off in that same position?

53:05🔗 Caller Not since we were newlywed, probably a good month and a half after we were married, it pretty much changed around, I guess.

53:11🔗 Adam Well, hold on. I have to talk to my boys about this. See, this is confusing to me because I could understand if it was the other way around. If this guy was beating off and he was on his back in the same position since junior high kind of thing, now he's got his knees bent or he's standing at the edge of the bed or what have you, it's a new position and he's having difficulty orgasming, that I could understand, but he cannot do it in the position. He's probably orgasmed a hundred times to every one time by himself when he's in that position, you know?

53:44🔗 Foo Fighters I'm wondering what is the reason that it's only from behind that he likes?

53:52🔗 Adam What's in it for you?

53:55🔗 Foo Fighters No, but I mean like why is that?

53:57🔗 Adam Why do you like it more? Why is it more rousing?

54:00🔗 Caller I don't know, I guess it's a better feeling that way.

54:04🔗 Adam All right. Well, how often do you masturbate?

54:08🔗 Caller If I'm not having sex, maybe once a week.

54:11🔗 Adam No, that's not enough. You have to establish a pattern for your penis.

54:15🔗 Foo Fighters Get some self-love.

54:16🔗 Adam That's not enough. You step it up. You step it up a little bit and do it on your back and get used to doing it on your back. And then you do what I do. Well, you're with a woman. You close your eyes, pretend you're beating off.

54:29🔗 Drew To make sure it's the real thing.

54:31🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, you know, sex is nice, but it is not the real thing. I've said it many, many times. If you get your your balls are Pavlovian. If you can get them used to speak for yourself, my balls are Pavlovian. If I can get them used to a certain position where they orgasm, then they will. And if there's someone there, then it'll just do it when they're there. You know what I'm saying?

54:56🔗 Drew It's like you're talking about pets.

54:58🔗 Adam I know.

54:59🔗 Drew My dogs. They will listen to every command.

55:03🔗 Foo Fighters My children.

55:04🔗 Adam The guy beats off once a week. That's not enough for a 22 year old.

55:09🔗 Drew That's shocking for you.

55:11🔗 Adam All right. Taylor, when you were, how long were you in the program? Were you in the hospital? A few months or something like that?

55:19🔗 Foo Fighters 28 days, like the movie.

55:21🔗 Adam Time, they give you your space, you know, your personal space, your beat off space.

55:27🔗 Foo Fighters Sure. They do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good.

55:29🔗 Adam Yeah, you can't take that away from them, either.

55:32🔗 Foo Fighters Well, I mean, you know, my lady visited me, too.

55:35🔗 Adam Oh, really? That's nice. That's why it's also good as a guy to, you should train yourself to be able to beat off in the shower. Beat off. I've trained myself to beat off while I'm running. With my pants around my ankles in case, you know, the cops bust in or there's some fire perhaps in the middle of beating off.

55:56🔗 Drew Some sort of near-death experience that you want to make sure you get the last beat.

56:00🔗 Adam There could be, right, planes going down sort of thing. I mean, it's important to be able to train yourself to do it in different positions.

56:07🔗 Foo Fighters You're doing like a plane going down, throw a beat in the plane going down.

56:10🔗 Adam Yeah, I think I could. I know I can do it on the run now.

56:13🔗 Drew Running outside the World Trade Center.

56:17🔗 Adam I've been, hey, listen, I've pulled some off in automobiles. Yeah, I mean, I got one on John's. Ever been up on Rambla Pacifica? Very, very windy road.

56:29🔗 Foo Fighters I'm not going to go now.

56:31🔗 Adam Up around that. Yeah, the soil. Driving a stick. Absolutely. That's right.

56:37🔗 Foo Fighters I'm driving two sticks.

56:38🔗 Caller Lisa?

56:40🔗 Hello?

56:40🔗 Adam You're 17?

56:41🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

56:42🔗 Adam Hey, what's happening?

56:43🔗 Caller Hey, Adam, you're told you crack me up all the time and you're a genius.

56:48🔗 Drew Ingenious.

56:49🔗 Adam He is ingenious.

56:50🔗 Caller And Foo Fighters, I love you guys. You guys are such a great band.

56:54🔗 Adam Thank you.

56:54🔗 Caller I'm so excited to be on because this is my first time caller.

56:57🔗 Adam Great.

56:58🔗 Caller OK, I have a few things to say. First of all, I remember a couple of months ago, Adam, you were saying how how girls never do that clicking thing where they spit out from underneath their tongue. Yeah, I do it all the time and it drives my guy friends crazy.

57:12🔗 Caller I don't know why, but OK, that was about a year ago.

57:16🔗 Drew We talked about that, wasn't it?

57:18🔗 Adam It's a thing where you lift your tongue and those glands underneath. Yeah, it is. Glee. Yeah. All right. So you do that. Great.

57:26🔗 Foo Fighters What do you mean? It turns guys on or like?

57:28🔗 Adam No, I said it was a it was a thing that guys do, but women don't leak on people.

57:34🔗 Caller Yeah, we do.

57:34🔗 Foo Fighters I know the girl who glee.

57:36🔗 Drew Lisa does. Anyway, Lisa, continuing.

57:38🔗 Caller OK, well, actually, I thought that Nate was going to be on, too.

57:42🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, I'm sorry.

57:43🔗 Caller That's OK. Well, because I wanted to ask him about his other bands.

57:48🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, Sunny Day Real Estate.

57:49🔗 Caller Yeah, because I'm a really big fan of them, too.

57:52🔗 Foo Fighters Right. Right.

57:52🔗 Caller Right. But do you know anything about that?

57:55🔗 Foo Fighters Well, I do know that it's not sunny. You know that it's not sunny day real estate anymore. They've.

58:01🔗 Caller Yeah, it's like.

58:03🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, fire theft, I believe. Yeah, it's Jeremy, the singer, and William, the drummer and and Nate, and they're recording a record right now. I mean, it's moonlighting with our permission. And yeah, they're making a record right now. I've yet to hear anything, actually. I mean, I know he's got some stuff and he keeps threatening to bring out to the studio and let us hear it. But from what I've heard, it's pretty cool. So I'm sure it'll be killer. I don't know when it's coming out or whatever.

58:39🔗 Drew Is that it, Lisa?

58:41🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Another thing. OK, just one really fast thing. This is also like last year, because you know how you jack off every night, Adam?

58:49🔗 Adam No, well, wait a minute. Sometimes I go for a morning session.

58:54🔗 Caller OK. Yeah, just about every day. And I don't want to tell you about how I don't know. Drew was telling me about how if you stop, you'd get a wet dream. And you said you would try and then I didn't get to hear the next night. But yeah, it happened. Did you get one?

59:09🔗 Adam No, no, I don't have that kind of intestinal fortitude.

59:12🔗 Drew You can't miss a night.

59:14🔗 Adam Yeah, you understand. In order to have a wet dream, you'd probably have to put together like four or five days. Wouldn't you say, Drew? Maybe more, maybe more. I can't take that chance. What if I don't have one and I'm going to be angry? Oh, would you be bitter? I'll be lashing out.

59:30🔗 Drew Are you kidding?

59:31🔗 Adam It's not going to be good. It's not worth the risk. I've assessed.

59:35🔗 Drew No, do me a favor. Don't do this.

59:37🔗 Adam Yeah. You don't need me coming in here all surly.

59:40🔗 Drew Oh my God.

59:41🔗 Adam Five days of semen stored up in me. Angry at the world lashing out, throwing my coffee mug at you as you leave the room.

59:52🔗 Drew You'd be bonking me over the head with it.

59:54🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd probably I'd probably force you to give me sex too because I would turn into a like a serial rapist. Victoria.

1:00:02🔗 Yes.

1:00:02🔗 Adam You're 30.

1:00:03🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:00:04🔗 Adam What is up?

1:00:05🔗 Caller Well, I have a friend and she hasn't had sex in over two years. She has no desire to have sex at all. And she didn't have a period for like nine months. And her doctor put her on birth control to make her menstruate. But it didn't bring back her sex drive. And she has...

1:00:23🔗 Drew Victoria, we'd have to talk to her. There's a lot of things that can do this.

1:00:27🔗 Caller Well, she has excessive hair growth and she's like got weight gain. And you mentioned something on the air a couple months ago. And she works at like four o'clock in the morning. So she can't listen to you. But I listen to you every night.

1:00:38🔗 Drew OK, there's two things. One is polycystic ovarian disease. And indeed, the pill would be useful for that. And the other is something called congenital adrenal hyperplasia. Sometimes can do this. But really, polycystic ovarian disease is more the kind of thing that this could be a part of. But there are many, many, many other reasons for this as well. Well, listen, I don't want to congenital adrenal hyperplasia. That's usually that's high blood pressure.

1:01:02🔗 Adam I don't want to offend her if she's listening. But between the hair growth and the weight gain, do you think she's going to find anyone to nail her?

1:01:10🔗 Caller She's married.

1:01:11🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:01:12🔗 Drew Yeah, she had children.

1:01:13🔗 Caller She had sex in over two years.

1:01:14🔗 Drew She had babies.

1:01:15🔗 Foo Fighters How's that dude feeling?

1:01:18🔗 Caller Not very good.

1:01:19🔗 Drew Has she had babies?

1:01:20🔗 Caller No.

1:01:21🔗 Adam And he's putting up with this, huh?

1:01:24🔗 Drew Yeah. Is she on medication?

1:01:26🔗 Caller No, just the birth control pills.

1:01:28🔗 Adam He should be on medication. But Drew, when they get someone's period started, do they go with that high estrogen pill?

1:01:36🔗 Drew Sometimes. Sometimes. I can't tell me. Just make sure she's not on too much progesterone. That tends to shut people down.

1:01:46🔗 Adam I can't. What about what about kickstarting her sexually by just having her hold still and letting her husband hump her?

1:01:53🔗 Caller Well, that was my idea.

1:01:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:01:55🔗 Caller She won't go for it.

1:01:56🔗 Adam She won't.

1:01:56🔗 Drew See, that's why we get it's probably something more of an emotional nature.

1:02:00🔗 Adam She's probably kind of angry at her husband. Wouldn't you say? She doesn't like this guy.

1:02:06🔗 Foo Fighters She could be a lesbian.

1:02:07🔗 Adam I mean, she's not into this guy. She's mad at him. I don't know what he does, but she's mad at him. But you're not her. So we got to hang up on you. All right.

1:02:15🔗 Caller That's fine.

1:02:16🔗 Adam How are you doing? You got any problems?

1:02:18🔗 Caller Oh, I'm doing great.

1:02:19🔗 Adam You married?

1:02:20🔗 Caller Yes.

1:02:21🔗 Adam Everything going good?

1:02:22🔗 Caller Everything's going great.

1:02:23🔗 Adam Giving your husband sex?

1:02:24🔗 Caller Oh, I'm married to a woman, but yeah, we have sex all the time.

1:02:29🔗 Adam That's great.

1:02:30🔗 Caller I know.

1:02:30🔗 Adam You're married?

1:02:31🔗 Foo Fighters Rad.

1:02:32🔗 Drew You can do that in Washington? You get married?

1:02:34🔗 Caller We had a ceremony with the actual pastor of a church. Yeah.

1:02:39🔗 Adam But is it recognized by the state?

1:02:41🔗 Caller Not yet.

1:02:41🔗 Drew Which church allowed that? What kind of church?

1:02:45🔗 Caller I don't even remember the name right now. It was a non-renominational church.

1:02:48🔗 Drew Interesting.

1:02:49🔗 Adam Wow. Yeah, so we got questions now. Which one of you is the dude? None of you have to be the dude?

1:02:58🔗 Caller No.

1:02:58🔗 Adam No?

1:02:59🔗 Foo Fighters Trade-off?

1:03:01🔗 Caller No.

1:03:02🔗 Adam Do you both work?

1:03:05🔗 Caller Yes.

1:03:06🔗 Adam Would we know it if we saw you?

1:03:08🔗 Caller No.

1:03:09🔗 Adam Not butchie?

1:03:10🔗 Caller No. As a matter of fact, I get told all the times if I go into a gay bar to leave.

1:03:15🔗 Adam Oh, really? Because they don't take you for a dyke, huh?

1:03:19🔗 Caller No, they don't.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Interesting. It's a better life, isn't it, with your own sex?

1:03:23🔗 Caller Well, you think. I don't know.

1:03:25🔗 Adam You don't think?

1:03:26🔗 Caller Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don't. I take turns.

1:03:29🔗 Drew When you don't, what's happening? Is it because you're pissed at your partner?

1:03:33🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

1:03:35🔗 Adam Yeah. What does she... Is she not acting the way you want her to act? Is she not treating you right?

1:03:41🔗 Caller Well, no. We have some really bad neighbors, and we wound up with their kids. What?

1:03:49🔗 Adam That's what happens.

1:03:50🔗 Caller Huh?

1:03:51🔗 Foo Fighters What do you mean, like...

1:03:52🔗 Adam How did that happen?

1:03:53🔗 Caller It happened that their house burned down, and the parents are in jail, and we have these two kids...

1:04:03🔗 Drew How old?...

1:04:03🔗 Caller that are there, 12 and 14.

1:04:05🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:04:06🔗 Caller Yeah, a boy and a girl. And she's not very happy about taking care of them.

1:04:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:12🔗 Caller So that's causing some problems.

1:04:13🔗 Adam Well, the lesbians don't have that maternal instinct.

1:04:16🔗 Caller No, I do.

1:04:17🔗 Adam Yeah, well, that's why you're the chick. Yeah. Yeah, they don't. You do. Would you want kids of your own?

1:04:24🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. She does, too.

1:04:26🔗 Adam Oh, she does. She wants...

1:04:28🔗 Caller She doesn't want these kids.

1:04:29🔗 Adam Right. I don't blame her. With the white trash living next door to you. I mean, who wants them? See, I didn't know. My parents always threatened me when I got out of line that we're going to send you across the street, live with the lesbos. But I thought they were kidding. I didn't know this actually went down. Apparently, this is actually a practice.

1:04:47🔗 Drew It's common, too, because Victoria said it was great.

1:04:50🔗 Adam And how were you guys that close with the neighbors that this was the only place they could go?

1:04:58🔗 Caller They tried placing the children with other family members, but all the family members were like really into like drugs and stuff.

1:05:04🔗 Adam Right.

1:05:04🔗 Caller And so there wasn't a place to place them together.

1:05:07🔗 Foo Fighters Well, obviously, you guys had, you know, had some love for these kids.

1:05:12🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. I mean, they wound up renting the house next door to us. We bought our house and they were renting the house that was next door to ours. And the kids would come over all the time and visit with me. And I just started talking to them and finding out all kinds of stuff that was going on over there.

1:05:26🔗 Drew And we'll make them listen to this show. Keep them contained.

1:05:30🔗 Adam Do you guys have a stereotypical lesbian jobs? Like, you know, she drives a forklift or something. Give us something good.

1:05:40🔗 Caller I drive a semi-truck. She's an electrician.

1:05:42🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:44🔗 Caller I knew it.

1:05:46🔗 Adam Very good.

1:05:47🔗 Foo Fighters You sound very femme, though.

1:05:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:49🔗 Adam Does she do residential or commercial work?

1:05:53🔗 Caller She's low-volt tech.

1:05:55🔗 Caller Oh, low-volt.

1:05:56🔗 Caller Well, there's a Costco opening. She'll go and put in all the smoke detectors and all the lasers or whatever the heck goes in there.

1:06:03🔗 Adam She bet she could set you up with some under-counter lighting over at the house there. All right. That's that low-voltage. Wow. See, lesbians always have dude jobs, which is cool. But gay, yeah, gays have chick jobs. What? A flower shop and a decorator. Flight attendant. Flight attendant. Yeah, that's the way it works. Everyone just swaps up. It's not enough that you like blowing, guys. You have to assume the lifestyle.

1:06:32🔗 Caller Look for the areas. Fill that space.

1:06:35🔗 Adam And as a chick, it's not enough that you like other chicks. It's important that you have butch jobs. Try having a semi-rig. I don't know why that is.

1:06:44🔗 Drew That does not make intuitive sense to me. What is that?

1:06:46🔗 Adam But you know what I'm saying? Yes. It's a nice swap around there.

1:06:50🔗 Drew What I would like...

1:06:50🔗 Foo Fighters It's just the way it is.

1:06:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:06:51🔗 Drew Is it though?

1:06:52🔗 Foo Fighters It's the way God intended it. It is. I mean, a lot of people would call that...

1:06:57🔗 Drew Stereotyping.

1:06:57🔗 Foo Fighters Stereotyping. And it might be to a certain extent.

1:07:01🔗 Drew I would love to see some numbers on that.

1:07:03🔗 Foo Fighters So would I.

1:07:04🔗 Drew To see what the percentage is. You know, I bet it's...

1:07:05🔗 Adam Of job swap?

1:07:07🔗 Drew To what percentage of people who are homosexual fit those sorts of stereotypic job profiles? Well, they all do.

1:07:13🔗 Adam Don't you watch TV?

1:07:14🔗 Drew No. I bet it would be under 50%.

1:07:15🔗 Caller Oh.

1:07:17🔗 Drew I bet you. I think it's just where you sort of hear that. It's sort of amongst those jobs, it's a common thing. But amongst homosexuals, I bet it's less than 50%. You see what I'm saying?

1:07:27🔗 Adam Yes. But 50% is very high.

1:07:29🔗 Drew It's still high. It's still that space.

1:07:31🔗 Adam All right. Let's take ourselves a little break. We're going to come back, we'll get into the blacks and the Mexicans and what they do stereotypically all after this.

1:07:42🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:08:24🔗 Adam Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Taylor Hawkins is our guest tonight. He is the drummer for the Foo Fighters. And the new CD will come out soon enough. Through met Taylor, through the MAP program. And that is the Musicians Assistance Program. And it's a very worthy program. It does a lot of good things for people that need help. And I'm guessing that musicians probably have a slightly higher rate of addiction than like let's say CPAs or something like that.

1:09:03🔗 Drew Slightly, slightly higher.

1:09:04🔗 Adam Marginally, half a percentage point or something like that. It's a business where not everyone gets rich. A lot of people don't have insurance and that kind of stuff to sort of live in paycheck to paycheck. And if you get addicted to something, this group helps them out. And you just have to sort of prove that you made your living.

1:09:26🔗 Drew Even briefly, yeah. You have to ever have made a living as a musician.

1:09:30🔗 Adam Does it involve the union?

1:09:32🔗 Drew No, no, no, it's not a union thing.

1:09:34🔗 Adam Taylor, do you have to be in the union? I mean, just you, just being in the Foo Fighters. How does that work?

1:09:42🔗 Foo Fighters I think so, yeah.

1:09:43🔗 Adam You do, right? I mean, do bands have to be in the union? Like, if you, we have to be in a union for television and radio and that sort of stuff.

1:09:50🔗 Foo Fighters Like SAG, like that kind of thing?

1:09:52🔗 Adam After, yeah.

1:09:53🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, I'm in the union, yeah.

1:09:55🔗 Adam You're in the musician's union? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I'm just wondering if every guy in here from every band who sells some records has got to be in the union, right?

1:10:05🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah. I mean, I think if they're on a record label, you know, I think that there's musicians who aren't signed to record deals, you know, that play drums for a band live or something like that. Maybe they're not in the union.

1:10:16🔗 Adam You know, it's funny about the union. I don't know if you get this stuff. It's a union that you might not be in if you had your choice, but they force you to be in it. Because you can't work unless you're in the SAG or AFTRA. And then they try to play in events like elections. Like once in a while, they go, hey, you know who's running for treasurer? And the thing that's funny is in SAG or AFTRA, it's always some dude from some old sitcom. So they go, this guy's running for president. You go, that guy played Anne Romano's boyfriend from one day to time.

1:10:50🔗 Drew Yeah, it was the robot upside down robot.

1:10:53🔗 Adam He's an attorney. He can't be president. And then you got to vote. So it's like between him and somebody who was in MASH or something. Like, really, listen, I was forced to be in this union. Do I really need to vote? You guys just settle it. I'll just hang back. You'll get my money. Don't worry.

1:11:13🔗 Drew It's always Ed Asner, Rhoda.

1:11:16🔗 Adam These guys are always running. And once in a while, like Ed Begley Jr.'s name pops up. Or like I said, the guy who ran it was the actor who was in One Day at a Time for a long time. And they never, I don't know what their plan. Yeah, I don't know what their platform is. Like more Kiwi in green rooms. Or better craft service. Or do you know what their what are some of their promises like campaign promises for next year? No, never do find out about that. Anyway, let's save the babies. Let's let's do that. Yeah. Brian.

1:11:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:51🔗 Adam So you're 13.

1:11:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:54🔗 Adam Your parents caught you beating off.

1:11:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:56🔗 Adam Where were you?

1:11:58🔗 Caller In my bedroom.

1:11:59🔗 Adam Mm hmm. You didn't didn't think they were going to come in?

1:12:02🔗 Caller No, because I was all alone and they kind of came up.

1:12:06🔗 Adam They came home.

1:12:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:12:08🔗 Adam No one was home.

1:12:09🔗 Caller Nobody.

1:12:10🔗 Adam And they pulled up the driveway and came into the house and came into the bedroom and you weren't aware of this. Bummer.

1:12:16🔗 Caller No.

1:12:17🔗 Adam Why not?

1:12:18🔗 Caller Um, I just really was like into it.

1:12:21🔗 Adam No.

1:12:21🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm with you.

1:12:22🔗 Adam They're not buying it, Brian.

1:12:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:25🔗 Adam Really into it. What were you looking at?

1:12:28🔗 Caller Um, well, I had a movie going.

1:12:31🔗 Adam What movie?

1:12:32🔗 Caller Um, something my brother recorded. I don't know. It was, um, something I saw on HBO.

1:12:39🔗 Adam Don't know the name of it?

1:12:40🔗 Caller No.

1:12:42🔗 Adam Who was in it?

1:12:44🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't really.

1:12:47🔗 Adam You don't know a lot, do you?

1:12:48🔗 Caller Huh?

1:12:49🔗 Adam So you're, you're watching this. Was it, what time was it at?

1:12:53🔗 Caller Um, about three in the afternoon.

1:12:55🔗 Adam What day?

1:12:57🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know.

1:12:59🔗 Adam You don't know what day?

1:13:00🔗 Caller No.

1:13:00🔗 Adam Okay.

1:13:01🔗 Caller It's about a week ago, three weeks ago.

1:13:03🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:13:05🔗 Foo Fighters A week ago, three weeks ago.

1:13:06🔗 Adam All right there, buddy. All right, you got to work the story out a little better next time, all right? Eh. Dick, please. Listen, I don't know what day it is. Here's the reason I ask, because you know your parents' schedule. Everyone in high school knows the parents' schedule. I remember one time I got screwed because my parents, my dad, my stepmom, they would work all day, you know, nine to five. They'd cut out at eight in the morning. They'd come home at six o'clock at night. One day, my stepmom stayed home but had her car taken in to the mechanic. So, I mean, you're screwed, right? Because it's the middle of the day kind of thing. She's never home. She's never home. And of course, when you don't see the car in the driveway, she's really not home, but home. That was a bad day.

1:14:07🔗 Foo Fighters What happened? What did you get caught doing? What happened? Whacking it.

1:14:09🔗 Adam It's a little embarrassed. It's a little embarrassing, but I'm not going to mention any names, but I must have told this on the area. A friend of mine had a real hot girlfriend, you know, and they're very new. They're very new couple. I didn't think it was his girlfriend. I think he was just kind of getting something, you know, and he's like, hey, you live close to school. How about I use your room to bang my new girlfriend? And I said, what's in it for me? And he said, well, you want to watch? You can watch. I said, oh, I said, all right. Well, it's better than nothing. Well, you're 16. You're not getting any. Why not? Oh, why is this so bizarre?

1:14:50🔗 Foo Fighters Doesn't everyone do this? I don't want to see my buddies, Harry, but why you don't focus on that?

1:14:56🔗 Drew Obviously, you're sick and me focus on that part.

1:15:00🔗 Adam So I said, oh, my God, I slid into the room and, you know, got myself that all you slid into them. You got myself positioned, positioned in the closet there, you know, cranked it open and get a little look.

1:15:11🔗 Foo Fighters And your mom, your stepmom walked in.

1:15:14🔗 Adam No, not yet. Waited till my buddy got his girl over there and got her about half naked. And then she came in. And what did she do? The conversation was great. I'm in there and it's like, I can't see the door. I can only, you know, I'm only got the closet view and I don't see, I can't see the whole room. I just have, it's like, it's as if you just held your hands, you know, two inches apart and put it in front of your face. You can just see that area. And I don't know what's going on, but I can hear. So here's how the conversation goes. And this is just brutal.

1:15:47🔗 Drew It's got like blazing in your head.

1:15:48🔗 Adam Oh my God. It's like, so she starts yelling at him, what are you doing here? And he's like, holy crap, what's going on? He told me it was cool. You know, I mean, it was all there's no car in the driveway. How does this work? You told me it was cool.

1:16:01🔗 Drew You say that?

1:16:01🔗 Adam Yeah. So he's like, you know, putting himself back together and she's putting herself back together. And she's like, where's Adam? And my friend's like, I don't know. She goes, I saw him come in.

1:16:13🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:16:14🔗 Adam I'm in the closet. Like if I had a sign, I feel like I would have just chomped down on it. So now I'm trapped in there.

1:16:22🔗 Caller Oh, what do you think?

1:16:24🔗 Drew Are you not thinking at all?

1:16:25🔗 Adam Well, I mean, you're digging a hole in my heart. Beat like a pigeon, you know, a pigeon's heart. I'm like, oh, Christ, this sucks. Man, does this suck. This went from one of the best days to one of the worst days, like really, really fast. So, and I didn't even get to see anything, you know, just trapped in there now. Now I can't tell what's going on. So he packs it up and they pack it up and they get out of there. But I don't know if she's just standing in the doorway with her hands on her hips or if she's left the room or if the door's open or where she is in the house. And I can't get out of my room without getting through the house. Like there's no, there's no way out. So I just sit in there. I just, I don't breathe for like 15, 20 minutes. And I finally decide I'm going to have to peek the door open and peek the door open. There's nobody in the room, but that doesn't mean she's not sitting in the room. The house is a little dump, you know, let's say 1,800 square feet. It's not like, well, she's in the library or something, down in the basement in the entertainment center. She's somewhere very close. So not in the room. So I slide out of the room, but I can't get out of the house. So I go, there's like a bathroom, like the size of a closet. I go into the bathroom and I lock the door. I don't know why I locked the door, but I locked the bathroom door. And then I climb out the bathroom window. So now I'm in the side of the house. And then I jump over the fence, big high fence and land in my neighbor's yard, who's standing in his backyard watering. The guy's a missionary too. He's a Jehovah's Witness.

1:17:59🔗 Drew He's got Ned Flanders.

1:18:00🔗 Adam Ned Flanders lives next door. And he goes, Hey, Adam. And I'm like, I'm not going to get disheveled. I got an erection in the guy's backyard. And I'm thinking, where are you home?

1:18:11🔗 Caller Doesn't anyone work?

1:18:12🔗 Adam What are you doing? It's at 1230 on a Tuesday. You don't go to work? And he's like, why are you coming this way? And I'm like, hey, you know, when you're a kid, you have no ability to lie correctly. You know, I like to mix it up. I mean, why use the front door every day? Think of this thing like Variety is the spice of life. You know, I'm coming out of the fence. Tomorrow, maybe I'll use the back fence. Maybe I'll tunnel out on Thursday. So he's like, all right, I'll run through his yard and run back to school an hour late to hop the fence. It wasn't cool.

1:18:51🔗 Foo Fighters What happened when you came home?

1:18:53🔗 Adam Well, when I came home, it was like, you know, testing the waters. That was a tough walk home that day.

1:19:01🔗 Drew I'm sure she questioned you about the locked bathroom.

1:19:03🔗 Adam No. When I came home, I had to go back in through the window. The bathroom was locked from the outside to crawl back in. It's one of those little bathroom windows where that weird window that's painted shut, it's not too big and I'm stuffing myself through. It was bad times.

1:19:23🔗 Drew This voyeurism has gotten you in trouble many, many times.

1:19:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:27🔗 Drew There's a store with the girls in the back of the house, the pool.

1:19:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:32🔗 Adam That was trouble too.

1:19:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:35🔗 Adam I thought it was pretty healthy. Nobody else did this.

1:19:38🔗 Caller No.

1:19:39🔗 Adam No. Okay. Now, Matt, you're 20. Yeah. My friends did this. This was normal behavior.

1:19:49🔗 Drew This was routine behavior.

1:19:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:51🔗 Drew Normal.

1:19:52🔗 Adam What's up there?

1:19:53🔗 Caller It's not weird.

1:19:55🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:19:55🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:19:57🔗 Adam What's up?

1:19:58🔗 Caller Okay.

1:20:00🔗 Caller I'll make the question quick. I don't I'll give you a lot of history because it takes some time up. But I broke up with a girl about a week ago and the whole time we were going out, her ex-boyfriend's calling her and they went out for like two, two and a half years. So, you know, I know that she's not over him and it's making me feel weird and all this stuff and I had this really weird feeling one time when I was at work and that she was over there like cheating on me or something and I was being paranoid. So I left work and she's there and I confront her as she's walking out of the house and it wasn't a big deal then and but she got a little, you know, mad about it because she said she's had people stalk her before. So she told me, you know, no one's stalking me. So it made me feel weird. And then about two weeks ago.

1:20:54🔗 Adam Well, what's he talking about? I was just reliving that whole traumatic thing from high school. I can't focus.

1:21:01🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:21:02🔗 Adam I got to go to therapy with you tonight. Tonight, tonight, tonight.

1:21:05🔗 Drew With your step mom yelling at you.

1:21:06🔗 Adam There's a kind of drive through therapist. When I said that, picture that feeling of being in the closet and hearing your step mom's voice go, he's, I saw him come in.

1:21:18🔗 Drew You know, it's funny, somehow, what this guy's...

1:21:21🔗 Adam I'm dying.

1:21:21🔗 Drew This guy's story sort of evokes that same kind of weird adolescent anxiety.

1:21:26🔗 Adam Yeah, what is this story?

1:21:28🔗 Drew It's hard to concentrate when you hear two of these stories.

1:21:31🔗 Adam This is painful.

1:21:32🔗 Drew He found his girlfriend walking out of her ex-boyfriend's house.

1:21:35🔗 Foo Fighters She got mad at you for, like, trailing her.

1:21:38🔗 Caller She thought I was... Well...

1:21:39🔗 Foo Fighters Which obviously she needed to be trailed.

1:21:41🔗 Adam Right.

1:21:42🔗 Caller See, that's what I'm thinking, okay? This is the rest of the story. And that's why I'm like, yeah, because I thought she was... She said this big lie. I mean, because I went out there for about four months.

1:21:53🔗 Drew Look, she's guilty as hell. And she's just diverting some of that to try to...

1:21:57🔗 Foo Fighters Reverse psychology.

1:21:58🔗 Drew Yeah, to try to deflect it, to try to get you off the path.

1:22:01🔗 Adam Break up with her.

1:22:02🔗 Caller Well, we already broke up. That's weird.

1:22:04🔗 Caller I want to know if I'm stalking.

1:22:05🔗 Caller I don't know what the definition of stalking is. I don't think I am, but I've been following her for like about a week.

1:22:12🔗 Drew Okay, that's stalking.

1:22:13🔗 Foo Fighters That's stalking if you guys are in background.

1:22:16🔗 Caller I've asked my friends and they said, no, man, you just find out. I don't follow her. I don't go where she is and then follow her somewhere else.

1:22:21🔗 Adam Unless your friends are idiots, though, right? I mean, you don't ask them for definitions of legal terms, do you?

1:22:29🔗 Drew If you even sit outside her house, that's stalking.

1:22:33🔗 Adam Look, man, come on, save some face. It's over. It's time to move on, buddy.

1:22:38🔗 Caller We'll see the thing.

1:22:39🔗 Drew No, stop.

1:22:40🔗 Adam She's a troublemaker. Screw it. Move on. You're better than that.

1:22:44🔗 Drew You've got to accept it.

1:22:46🔗 Foo Fighters All right.

1:22:46🔗 Drew This stalking is a way of not accepting.

1:22:49🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. Okay. Let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back to speak to. No, speak to Lynn. It's the name of my step mom. Yeah. 19, is there a pill for her and her boyfriend to last longer after this?

1:23:08🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:23:52🔗 Drew What happened?

1:23:53🔗 Adam Taylor Hawkins is here from The Foo Fighters, everybody. Just telling the boys of when I was suspended from high school.

1:24:00🔗 Drew Oh, that was your second suspension?

1:24:02🔗 Adam No, that was my first suspension. But yeah, Mr. Tomey, my guidance counselor, pulled my emergency card that I had to fill out with all the pertinent information, like where your dad works and his work phone number. And it was all bogus, comical, erroneous information that I had filled out entertaining my friends in line to register and forgotten about. And it was just bad when I got suspended. He pulled that emergency card because he wanted to call my dad at his work and tell him I was suspended. But he had no way of finding my dad's number. And I couldn't I didn't know my dad's number either.

1:24:38🔗 Drew See, sometimes I was bad.

1:24:39🔗 Adam It was very bad.

1:24:40🔗 Drew I wonder if your parents were as bad as you say they were or if you were just such an overwhelmingly impossible child that they just gave up.

1:24:47🔗 Adam Yeah, well, we overwhelmed them a little of each little of each combo platter. But I just remember that Mr. Tomey, that scary Mr. Tomey pulling that emergency card, looking down at it and then looking up at me and then looking down at the card and saying, did you fill this card out yourself?

1:25:05🔗 Drew What do you say?

1:25:06🔗 Adam I remember taking a good long beat thinking it's not this isn't good. There's nothing good on that card. And then it started to dawn on me. Oh, my God, it's just offensive gibberish. I wrote on that card. He's going to be pissed. And I had to say yes, because my writing is so bad and I misspelled everything. And yeah. And then I don't know how we found my dad. I don't know where I got his number. Maybe I just sat in there. Did your dad not get pissed at all? Not really. We had an agreement. He didn't go to any football games. And I got suspended. He wouldn't hassle me.

1:25:38🔗 Drew I was shocked to find out last night that your parents had suggested you play soccer and would seem supportive and interested.

1:25:44🔗 Adam No, not supportive and interested. They just wanted me to play soccer instead of football. They told me it was for fags.

1:25:51🔗 Caller Yes.

1:25:53🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:25:56🔗 Caller I want to know if there's any thing I can do. I've been with my boyfriend for about two years. And every time we have sex, it seems like it's like for five minutes because the organ's all fat. Is there anything like is there a pill that you could take?

1:26:10🔗 Drew Not at 19.

1:26:11🔗 Adam What's up with Lynn by the way?

1:26:13🔗 Drew I know.

1:26:14🔗 Adam Were you sexually abused?

1:26:15🔗 Caller No.

1:26:17🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:26:17🔗 Drew Do you have asthma?

1:26:19🔗 Caller I'm sick.

1:26:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:20🔗 Drew You sound very congested.

1:26:22🔗 Adam All right.

1:26:25🔗 Drew The serotonin reuptake inhibiting medicines like Prozac and Zoloft will sometimes delay ejaculation, but that's not something a 19 year old really should be getting into. You need to kind of work it out together, figure out how to help him do this.

1:26:37🔗 Foo Fighters I thought five minutes was good.

1:26:39🔗 Drew Five minutes in bed. For some women, that's just about right. But for some, it needs more.

1:26:43🔗 Adam Well, what she means five minutes, I think she means a short duration of time, not necessarily solid five.

1:26:49🔗 Caller We don't have time. It's just like a short amount of time.

1:26:53🔗 Drew Right.

1:26:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:26:55🔗 Caller And another question. For some reason, my left side of my breast is bigger. And like, when he like, I guess touches me and squeezes it, there's like, is it milk coming out? And there's only on the left side for some reason.

1:27:09🔗 Drew It could be. And it is something that probably should be looked into. It's not a big deal at all. Just sometimes it's just the stimulation that causes the milk to be produced and Taylor to throw up. Is that what you're doing there?

1:27:21🔗 Foo Fighters No, no, that's cool.

1:27:23🔗 Drew He's just cringing and there can be other things like medication and prolactin, secreting tumors and thyroid problems. But for the most part, it's not a big deal.

1:27:31🔗 Adam All right. As far as a boyfriend goes, you guys just find your groove and work it out. If you're young, getting into it. I want to hear a Foo Fighters song.

1:27:40🔗 Drew All right, let's go.

1:27:41🔗 Adam This is the Foo Fighters song I want to hear. You ready there, Anderson? Learn to fly. I love that song. Foo Fighters, off of Nothing Left to Lose. Taylor Hawkins is our guest tonight from the Foo Fighters. Let's take a question for Taylor. Kyle?

1:31:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:57🔗 Adam 26, what's up?

1:31:58🔗 Caller Hey, I was just wondering about Taylor, where the Foo Fighters got the idea for Baker Street.

1:32:04🔗 Foo Fighters Oh, that's funny. That was right when I joined the band. And we went over to England to do these BBC sessions. And which, you know, if you don't know what that is, it's basically the radio monopoly over in England, BBC. They have these sessions where, you know, they bring bands in to do these sort of off-the-cuff recordings, you know, for these whatever weekend specials or whatever.

1:32:33🔗 Adam But I'm doing it for a year.

1:32:35🔗 Foo Fighters I mean, yeah, they've been doing it for a year. They've been doing it since the 60s. But, um, and it came down like we needed to do four songs. And at this point, you know, I just joined the band. I was fresh to the whole thing and we didn't have any. Dave didn't have any songs written to do, you know, whatever. You know, we just had to pick cover songs. We did that. And I think we took a stab at that Kansas song, Carry On My Wayward Son, and that was really stupid.

1:33:08🔗 Adam You did Baker Street by the guy who was in Steelers Wheel. What the hell? Al Stewart?

1:33:14🔗 Foo Fighters No, no, what was his name? Jerry Rafferty.

1:33:16🔗 Adam Jerry Rafferty. Well, Jerry Rafferty was in Steelers Wheel, though, wasn't he?

1:33:19🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah.

1:33:21🔗 Caller He came up with that name.

1:33:23🔗 Caller Well, that was a great cover.

1:33:24🔗 Caller I mean, you did a great job on that.

1:33:26🔗 Foo Fighters You thought so? I mean, I listen to that now. I just think, oh, no, I mean, I like the song and I like the way everybody else played on it. So I wasn't very impressed with it.

1:33:33🔗 Adam It's a pretty good song. I mean, it's a song.

1:33:36🔗 Foo Fighters That was cool. It's like, I got another question.

1:33:39🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I was trying to sing it. Go ahead.

1:33:41🔗 Caller For Adam and Drew, too. If any of y'all would want to do a police ride along, if you're in the Tulsa area.

1:33:48🔗 Drew Oh, nice.

1:33:49🔗 Adam Yeah. We're not going to be in the Tulsa area, but what about Foo Fighters? Yeah, they had enough trouble at the law.

1:33:58🔗 Caller I know Dave got hooked up on a moped for DUI.

1:34:00🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, I was right behind him.

1:34:03🔗 Adam He got a DUI and a moped?

1:34:04🔗 Foo Fighters No, we were over in Australia and we were doing these festivals, right? And we rented these moped and scooters or whatever. And I remember we went to the gig and after the gig, everybody was raging and drinking. And I wasn't drinking. I was just a big pothead. Right. That day. That day. And we were dry. We were going back on our scooters. And Dave was.

1:34:35🔗 Adam He left up and he got a ticket.

1:34:37🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah. And he was being nutty. And I was like, dude, you have to get whatever. And then we went through it. No, we went through.

1:34:43🔗 Drew Red light.

1:34:44🔗 Foo Fighters No, no. What they do when the cops stop to field sobriety, one of those sobriety checkpoint deals.

1:34:50🔗 Adam Wow.

1:34:51🔗 Foo Fighters And they pulled Dave right up. And they just took, you know, a few things with them. I think they did the breathalyzer thing.

1:34:58🔗 Adam It's hard to ask Dave not to be nutty because he's nuts, right?

1:35:02🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah.

1:35:03🔗 Adam In a good way. He's a nutty guy, right?

1:35:06🔗 Foo Fighters He's very comical.

1:35:07🔗 Adam We gotta go to bed. Oh, okay. No, I don't mean that in a bad way.

1:35:11🔗 Foo Fighters No, no, no.

1:35:11🔗 Adam He's good nuts.

1:35:12🔗 Foo Fighters Yeah, yeah. He's comical nuts.

1:35:14🔗 Caller Right.

1:35:14🔗 Adam We'll be back.

1:35:15🔗 Caller Okay.

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1:35:21🔗 Caller Why can't I meet anybody?

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1:35:26🔗 Caller I called the Dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.

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