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Voiceover
Listener discretion is advised. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. Love Line, Coast to Coast.
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Voiceover
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Carolla, that's Dr. Drew over there, phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, board certified physician, and addiction medicine specialist. Serenity is our guest tonight.
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Hello.
7:03🔗
Adam
You recognize Serenity from her many, many, many, many, many adult film roles. How many movies have you made?
7:10🔗
I don't know, I stopped counting after 50, but that sounds like I did a lot, but probably under 100.
7:17🔗
Adam
Hey, you know, today, if you're like a contract girl, you're not doing 70 movies a year or 100 movies a year, right?
7:27🔗
Right, that's correct.
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Adam
I mean, like, if you were an adult film actress, let's say from 1980 to 1990, you may have done 1,500 films or something, right? I mean, you could do an incredible number back then, but now you're doing 100 in that same time period, right?
7:46🔗
Well, even the independents still do a lot. The whole idea is they don't make a monthly salary. So they're only making money by the movie. So thus it's in their best interest to make 1 or 2 movies or 3 movies every day.
8:01🔗
If they can, they will. Yeah, absolutely. Whereas a contract girl, one of her biggest responsibilities is to do promotion, to travel to conventions, to travel to distributors, to make that product sell more. So it's in the movie company's best interest to do less movies. For instance, for Wicked Pictures, I do about 6 movies a year, if I can fit them in.
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Adam
Oh, schedule-wise. Right, right. Do they want you to do more or less, or would they rather have you on the road? What would you rather do?
8:41🔗
Well, I like doing both. Doing the promotion, obviously, is very exciting because you get to travel and meet interesting people.
8:48🔗
Adam
Hold on, interesting people? You mean guys with cut-off sweatpants and an erection, swillin at Gatorade that they'd freshened up with a little outrigger rum and had been in line for 19 hours. Wearing a fishing hat that was fashioned out of beer cans.
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I have met all kinds of people on the road. I mean, there's a lot of people I can't mention, necessarily. Horrible, horrible people. No, some really very interesting, very famous.
9:19🔗
Political or sports or people. You get sat next to them on planes or in a restaurant. Or sometimes they come in to get autograph.
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Sometimes, yeah. Hey, everybody likes it.
9:35🔗
Adam
Serenity was on the Man Show a couple of times, which is on tonight, by the way, as you know. Sunday Night Show. Very big episode this week. I'm teaching karate to the kids. It's a huge episode. Anderson, put that Man Show on over there. It's a big, big episode. Serenity is also here to act as a spokesperson for PETA's Pleather Yourself.
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The Pleather Yourself campaign.
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Pleather.
10:05🔗
Pleather sucks, doesn't it? No, it doesn't. It's great.
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For nothing. I use it for shoes, pants, jackets.
10:15🔗
Adam
Guys can't wear pleather shoes. Yes, they can. Are you kidding? How gay is a guy in a pleather shoe and a pleather jacket?
10:21🔗
It is much better than leather. It'll actually last longer. You don't have a lot of chemicals that are attached to it.
10:30🔗
Pleather is actually a synthetic plastic.
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A chemical.
10:34🔗
Well, it is.
10:35🔗
It is, obviously. It's a plastic. But when they prepare leather, they use actually cyanide, all kinds of these awful, awful chemicals to make it so it doesn't deteriorate.
10:49🔗
No.
10:53🔗
Well, you're the one that brought that up.
10:55🔗
Adam
Listen, if a pleather belt caught on fire, you'd die breathing in whatever came off of it.
11:00🔗
Oh, please.
11:04🔗
Yes, absolutely. The cows, the pigs, the goats.
11:07🔗
Adam
Here's what I can't figure out. If we're eating the ones we use for the hide, then isn't it okay to use the hide?
11:19🔗
Caller
Actually, the leather industry is what supports the slaughterhouses as opposed to their meat sales. So the more you buy leather, the more they're going to slaughter the cows anyways, and the meat is just a buy, it's just an extra.
11:34🔗
Adam
Well, so let me ask, I've always been a little curious about this. So if you're a rancher, and you own a slaughterhouse, you make more money off of the leather, off the hide, than you do off of the steaks.
11:58🔗
Adam
Well, it makes sense that all the fast food companies are probably the largest consumers to be.
12:04🔗
Drew
But it doesn't make sense that McDonald's would stop slaughtering cows if they couldn't get the leather.
12:08🔗
Caller
Well, it wouldn't be so much that. The problem is that they're making so much money off the leather. And the biggest problem, and what concerns me the most actually, is how these animals are treated before they're killed.
12:27🔗
Adam
Yeah. Tom had sex with all the animals before they went to the slaughterhouse. Is that what he said?
12:32🔗
Adam
Oh, that was during the commercial. He told us not to say anything. That's right. Oh, God. No, I know.
12:41🔗
Caller
But you can do something about it, and one of the things you can do is start buying pleather instead of leather. And it's a lot cheaper. It is? It's going to stand up. Yes.
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Absolutely.
12:53🔗
Adam
I don't know, because everyone's ass is going to get cancer from this pleather and then we're going to sue the pleather industry 20 years from now.
12:58🔗
Caller
No, but you know, people that live around the tanneries are actually coming down with lots of cases of cancer.
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Shoes?
13:16🔗
Caller
Okay. You're thinking of the old fashion, you know, before they actually had the technology to really turn it into something worthwhile. And in my jacket...
13:26🔗
Caller
Although this isn't necessarily pleather, this is a suede, a fake suede material. And you can tell from the fur, it's meant to look really fake, but the actual suede part is very nice and subtle.
13:39🔗
Adam
All right. Everyone get that pleather. But I'll tell you what's not going to work in pleather.
13:48🔗
Adam
Yeah, I know, but they're always crappy. The baseball mitt and like the batting glove and the golf glove, that kind of stuff is no good in pleather. Says who? Says Mr. Cow.
13:59🔗
Caller
But you know, you can go to cowsarecool.com and get a whole listing of all different stores and designers that actually make really cool clothing in pleather.
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Adam
Fantastic. Chicks love cows and horses. Chicks love horses. I mean, when did you, like, you wanted to be a veterinarian when you were eight, right?
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Caller
Actually, I just wanted to save the animals when I was young. I used to like save all the little worms that would come out from the rain.
14:41🔗
Adam
No, no. I'd say it's under 50 percent. If you were gambling, you'd say it'd be under 50 percent. Yeah, if you were gambling, yeah. You just don't see them. You watch those nature channels. You see a chick pop up once in a while, but it's usually guy veterinarians. But no eight-year-old guy announces he's going to be a veterinarian. I think he announced he's going to be a brain surgeon and then smokes too much weed in college and ends up being a veterinarian. What happened to every chick who announced he was going to be a veterinarian at age eight? You chicks, you got no follow-through. That's your problem.
15:14🔗
Drew
Speaking of you chicks, I spent an hour easy with Adam's girlfriend and Jimmy's wife on Saturday night just accumulating stories about you guys. I had so much S on YouTube. I had to start writing notes. I even showed out of the note card that I had because it was just out of control.
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No, I'm going to talk about it.
15:43🔗
Drew
So bad one time, his girlfriend laughing hysterically said she had this nightmare that she was crossing the street and somebody was honking the horn at her. When she came to in a panic, realized it was Adam passing gas.
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Drew
Then when she complained about it, told him, oh, it's just awfully when, oh, honey, you're trying to flatter me.
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You're trying to make me happy.
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Oh, for sake.
16:35🔗
Caller
Yeah. I have a question about my relationships that I've had in the past as well as recently and that is, it seems like when the relationship starts, everything is going well and smooth and stuff. Then it seems like out of nowhere, just when I think things are going really well, the girl decides to tell me she doesn't want to see me anymore. So not all together, just in a relationship.
16:59🔗
Caller
About three or four. Three or four times. When I ask them why, they say stuff like, I don't think I'm right for you because it seems like you're too good for me. You deserve someone better.
17:16🔗
Caller
I really don't understand. They say like you're too sweet and everything, and I'm like, how can you be too sweet? I mean, am I supposed to start acting like a jerk or something? It's like...
17:40🔗
Caller
It's the way you let somebody down softly. It has nothing to do with what is actually happening.
17:50🔗
Drew
No relation to reality. We're saying is the guys that tend to hear that though, or guys that- Needy guys who are not present. They're not, any guy that would say, why, why? Already that's like, hey, bop, bop, bop.
18:00🔗
Adam
No, but you know the guys that are real clingy and real needy, and just kind of give you the heebie-jeebies.
18:06🔗
Adam
And you wish you could like them except for they're like too needy and clingy and all that stuff. And you go, you know what, you're so nice. You're too nice for me. There's someone who will like you. I'm not even, you know, those, these are the people you almost apologetically break up with. But what you're really saying is you're so needy. You're making me sick.
18:24🔗
Caller
I don't know. I just think it's a soft way of just it's probably getting rid of somebody.
18:28🔗
Adam
But listen, if you got a guy that you that you just want to give, you just want to blow off.
18:38🔗
Like right now, I'm not in a place where I can have a relationship.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
19:04🔗
Caller
For instance, the strange thing is like, for instance, the one that was most recent. A few days ago, she came back to me and said, she's been trying to change for the better and all this stuff. And she was saying it basically she wanted me back. And she said she guaranteed that it wouldn't happen again. And she thought about it and realized that it was more than she thought it was. And that's the strange thing because it's like it didn't make any sense about what she said the first time. Yeah. Well, she tried to fix it with the same thing.
19:30🔗
Drew
A lot of people can't deal with the parting part of breaking up and like a lot of these needy guys are really good co-dependents and will attract that kind of person.
19:50🔗
That's right.
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All right.
20:07🔗
Caller
Hey, probably 80. I think the last time was 86. I broke my nose twice, both within... Actually broke it the first time in high school wrestling, 82, sorry. The second time was about two days after I was getting the bandages off, somebody pulled out in front of me and slammed it in the steering wheel again. I seem to remember smelling or being able to smell after that. And I can smell stuff, some stuff now, but I was wondering, because of using chemicals in the Navy, would it deteriorate that ability? And is there any way to fix it?
20:50🔗
Caller
Some of the stuff was like NAPSA. I painted aircraft all the time. And sometimes when you're working in a hangar bay, there's not a whole lot of inhalation.
21:07🔗
Caller
Wearing a respirator, but sometimes when commanding officers want an airplane done, they want it done and sometimes you don't have a whole lot of time to do a whole lot of safe stuff, which is really stupid on my part, but unfortunately it pays off in the long run sometimes because you get good easements.
21:31🔗
Drew
I've not had anybody get any smell problems. You have plenty of reasons to have difficulty with olfactory function after having two traumatic nasal fractures. So I would look more to the mechanical aspects of what's going on. You may have occlusion. There may still be some leftover stuff that can be repaired.
22:37🔗
Adam
Thanks there, Jeff. Doing God's work. I like when the guys get the chalk and write suppository for Bin Laden and stuff on a 2,000-pound bomb. And then I like when some idiot gets hold of this, the news gets hold of it, and it's like... And by the way, this is why the military does not want the news hanging around all the time because some sailor takes a piece of chalk and writes up your ass, Bin Laden, on a 2,000-pound bomb, and now we've offended the Arab community, and we're going to have to put an end to this, and now we've got to discipline this guy. Would you really want people poking around when you're trying to kill people? Do you know what I mean?
23:21🔗
Drew
I know, but why do we have to... Why is it our right to see it? Why is it a violation of...
23:30🔗
Adam
No, but this doesn't endanger anybody. This just gets people disciplined who are out killing people for a living. You know, we're trying to kill people for a living, and we got these left-wing pansies asking us why we wrote mean things on the 2,000-pound daisy cutter in chalk before we dropped it on them. This is the upsetting part of war to them. And then we answer to them. And then we pretend like it never happens. This guy was a rogue guy. He'll be disciplined. This won't happen. The answer would be, hey, pansy, off the ship. Yeah. Or get, start peeling potatoes, you wuss. This is why we don't need the news agencies over there. All right. What's going on with the man show over there? What's going on?
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You're standing at a bar, about to drink a beer.
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We've all been in here laughing our asses off.
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Of course he has to take a shot at you.
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All right. You've got fat guys playing tubas.
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I don't know.
24:47🔗
Adam
All right. Just give them, give them. Oh, jeez. I don't know who's worse. Is there a fourth person in that room that I could talk to?
25:07🔗
This is the fat guy talking.
25:12🔗
No, it's the Germans. It's the German bit.
25:16🔗
Oh, number one, stretch out. This is great radio.
25:21🔗
No, not going to a commercial.
25:25🔗
I think we should, though.
25:26🔗
Yeah.
25:29🔗
Adam
No, no, I got to wait till we go to a commercial. I got to wait till the main show goes to a commercial.
25:36🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute. You're right. But then, you know, I'm going to go walk in there and it's going to be to a commercial. Didn't we try this last time where they said, no, we're not a commercial? I got out and walked in and the commercial just started. Right. What name is that?
25:55🔗
Caller
Well, every time, well, I get like a boner at anonymous times like anytime if I'm in school.
26:05🔗
Caller
Yeah. And then once they do, if I'm like at home or near a bathroom, I would masturbate and like it's like come out and then it's still there for like.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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All right.
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All right.
26:45🔗
Adam
Serenity is here. She's saying, don't eat cows and wear stuff out of pleather and we'll be back. Hey, Loveline, everybody. Serenity is our guest tonight. She's in the studio. She's here as the spokesperson for Pleather Yourself, which is a organization from PETA. And she's, yeah, cowsarecool.com is where you can go to learn more about Pleather. And she also has herself her own line of adult novelty items. Is that what you'd call them?
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Adam
And why would you call novel novelties? To me, that's a hand buzzer or a sporting carnation.
28:12🔗
Caller
Well, it can be anything. That's why it's a novelty. They're adult toys and novelties. It's just one of the words that we use to label these types of...
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They're just average feet.
28:39🔗
Adam
Decent sized dogs. And they did a casting of your feet, and then you were manufacturing them out of latex, I guess this is?
29:17🔗
Caller
You know, it's so hard for me. I only know distributor prices. I guess they would go for like 60 bucks.
29:35🔗
Caller
Well, you know, I've never tried to analyze them. All I know is that the ones that are into it are just into it. Period, end of story. They don't care if they're dirty or clean.
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Oh, stop.
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There's nothing wrong with it.
29:51🔗
No, there's nothing wrong with it.
29:56🔗
Adam
Well, it's weird. If you ever do meet a guy who does give you a foot massage, you got to figure if it goes on longer, like four minutes, and he's not trying to slide upstairs and get something, there's a weird fetish going on there, right? How many guys are going to hang out on the feet for more than eight or ten minutes? All right, yeah, there's something wrong with them. But Serenity has a strap on.
30:32🔗
Caller
Uh-huh. And then when you enter, when it hits the other body, it would start to vibrate.
30:50🔗
Adam
And what if I like slip this on before I F'd your fake feet over there? Would it do anything for the feet at all? Would it tickle them?
31:15🔗
Caller
Oh, this is you? Yeah, this is actually made out of our new sensual field, the Ultima series.
31:23🔗
Adam
It just pulled a fake vagina. Well, there's a receptacle. Don't you have a drain at the bottom of that thing?
31:33🔗
Caller
You know, but the thing is, is that, you know, if a guy, you want it to be able to stretch with how long he is. So I don't cut it.
31:48🔗
Adam
It actually feels, it's starting to feel a little too good, really. I mean, better, if that's possible. Drew, don't feel that. Don't you want to just bite that?
32:12🔗
Caller
We also have a strap-on kit, which is awesome. It's not made out of leather. It's made out of pleather.
32:27🔗
Caller
Non-toxic food grade material. And the strap-ons, actually I made them so that the woman is totally able to receive as well as give, and it will fit just about everyone. Because most of the strap-ons that are out there, they just don't fit.
32:43🔗
Adam
It's a shame. It's important that the plus-sized gals get a chance to nail hubby in the rear end with the strap-on.
32:48🔗
Caller
Everybody needs to have fun. But you can find the complete line or where to buy it at lasvegasnovelties.com.
33:00🔗
Adam
I'll tell you. It has come further than dentistry in the last 20 years. Drew, stop me if I'm wrong. The dildo and butt plug business has made amazing advancements in the last 10 to 15 years compared to dentistry. One more thing I'll bring up at the dentist.
33:21🔗
Hey.
33:23🔗
Caller
I was just wondering how often would someone have to smoke pod for it to be harmful to them?
33:27🔗
Drew
At your age, there is some studies that have suggested even once a month. I'm not sure I totally believe that, but certainly once a week could. If you're preoccupied about it and thinking about it and are pursuing it every day, then that's addiction. It's going to be very difficult for you to stop it. Addiction with marijuana is a switch that gets thrown very quickly and once you're in that loop, it's extremely, extremely hard to stop and basically should be treated.
34:03🔗
Drew
Just don't get going with it. I was thinking about eating today because I've been on an eating jag for the last two weeks. It got so bad, I thought, I'm just going to stop eating, eat all day. Didn't want to eat all day, but if it put one thing in my mouth, pow, off again, off to the races again.
34:20🔗
Drew
That's the way addiction works. It really is. You got to be abstinent or once you're triggering those reward mechanisms, it's just game on.
34:31🔗
Yeah.
34:42🔗
Drew
Let me just say, Reed, you're not alone being 14, 15 and being Adam's fan. We went to Pat O'Brien's Christmas party last night, and Adam and Jimmy did not talk to the adults. They talked to his teenage son and their friends.
35:00🔗
Drew
And sent Pat O'Brien's son and his buddies around with a fart machine to blast it off in Pat's older friend's face.
35:08🔗
Adam
You know what's funny? After about three hours of fart talk with the 14-year-olds, they were like, okay, enough already. Jimmy's like, I'm not done.
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But throughout his life, a man beloved by the children.
35:22🔗
Caller
All right. Well, mainly I'm calling just because at school, me and my friends were kind of being followed around by this retarded guy, like literally retarded. He kind of hits on one of our friends. We've talked to the counselor about it, and they said they'd do something, but he still kind of follows us around.
35:46🔗
Caller
Yeah, he originally saw her when she was buying pizza from the student store or something.
35:59🔗
Caller
Well, we try. We try to just be friendly, you know, and see if he'll just respond and be friendly. But he kind of, he just acts out like cartoons and stuff. Like, I don't know about cartoons, but he's kind of in his own world sometimes, but sometimes just comes back.
36:28🔗
Caller
No, you can't. Like sometimes his counselors try to come get him away from us, but they don't really...
36:34🔗
Drew
All right. I think if you've really tried everything, been reasonable, even tried to take care of him, befriend him, I think it is the responsibility of the people who are supposed to be taking care of him to help you out on this. I think you've got to insist. Can your parents help you out with this, my chance? Not that it's an awful thing, but I think the people that are in charge of this kid, it's his best interest that he not get hurt. I mean, if you guys get frustrated, you could be sort of awful to him.
36:58🔗
Adam
Reed, I have a more important question. Yeah. Have they figured out how to get the pizza to be in the pizza slice shape yet at school or is it still got to be shaped like a football goddamn field? They come in those long squares, oblong.
37:20🔗
Adam
You son of a bitch. Drew, I'm just completely convinced we were born in the wrong period.
37:48🔗
Adam
The burgers were like green and boiled and stuff. Yeah. Oh my God. All right. Where the hell are we? You got some. You can't even make pizza in a pizza shape. I mean, listen, McDonald's puts out a decent burger for 39 cents. You guys can't do that. Sorry about the burger. You would have been better off eating platter. Believe me, there was no beef in these burgers whatsoever.
38:16🔗
Adam
Oh, good. I like McDonald's getting a little crazy with their burritos and churros and stuff. Have you seen this? Ooh. Regal. I got to get them to refocus over there. Listen, I caught the McRib sandwich. Let's focus on the burgers here, folks. Enrique?
38:35🔗
Hey, what's up, Mayonnaise?
38:41🔗
Caller
Yeah, I just want to know that, I don't know, man, I've been having all these like weird dreams, not weird dreams, but like dreams with my ex-girlfriend.
39:00🔗
Caller
I mean, I do, but you said that I'm developing stocking things. I don't know. I got called a long time ago.
39:14🔗
Caller
No. I called and I remember the question. I was like, her parents brainwashed her and stuff. Do you remember that?
39:50🔗
Drew
It's natural enough you'd have dreams about her. Maybe forever you may have occasionally have dreams about her, but that's it.
39:54🔗
Adam
No. Not forever. You only dream about the last one, the last one, the last one. You rarely hop back three.
40:01🔗
Yeah.
40:02🔗
Adam
Think about that. You guys ever dream about anybody who was before the last one? Do you know what I'm saying?
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Yeah.
40:13🔗
Adam
Your mind won't even let you go back that far. It's not even believable enough. You don't have those dreams, do you? Why don't you have those dreams?
40:28🔗
Adam
Like if you were with Ron Jeremy and you were with Peter North before, you wouldn't dream about Peter North. You dream about Ron Jeremy, right?
40:37🔗
You don't like Ron Jeremy?
40:47🔗
Adam
How come you don't have it? Do you have dreams where you're 18 or 10 years old? Do you have dreams where you're a kid?
40:57🔗
Adam
You don't have a dream where you're in high school and you've got a girlfriend from high school, do you?
41:07🔗
Drew
I don't dream about it. It's like medical school and things were in fast motion. You know, things are really going very, very fast. We don't dream about any of that.
41:15🔗
Adam
Serenity is our guest tonight. She is here talking about leather and leather and Vegas Novelty.
41:27🔗
Adam
Las Vegas Novelties, which is her company, which she puts out a high-grade adult product.
41:40🔗
Caller
lasvegasnovelties.com. And from there you can find all the information about all our contract girls, our different products, and where to find them to buy online or around the country.
42:33🔗
Hello, this is Ron Jeremy. And when I'm not hiding the bacon in some hot and sweaty porno set, I'm listening to Love Lines with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.
42:43🔗
Adam
There he is. Yes, everybody. Serenity is our guest tonight. She is a spokesperson for PETA. Oh, those PETA nuts. Everyone hates PETA. No, they don't. Yeah, they do. No. They do. There's like a fringe, screwed up element that likes PETA and then everyone else. You know why? I'll tell you why. I'll tell you. It's the same with all these groups. It's the same with the abstinent groups. It's the same with all these groups. They start off with a notion, like a decent idea that the masses can get behind. Like they go, they treat these animals in a cruel and inhumane way, and people go, yeah, I don't like that. Then later on, they start spazzing out because there's some cockroach. It's in some industrial park, so they can't break ground on it. And then everyone goes, oh, I see, nut job, next. And then you write them off. They get themselves written off. All these groups get themselves written off because they pull some extreme weird angle on something, which is probably what they want to do in the first place.
43:51🔗
It was a beetle or something.
43:55🔗
Caller
The fact of the matter is they have to make a lot of noise in order for people to hear. Sometimes things are done unconventionally.
44:12🔗
Drew
You step away from reality and it's like, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. NRA's got a point of view, the PD's got a point of view, the Right to Life groups have very, these are good, rational points of view that they take to these extremes.
44:26🔗
Adam
They all have a good point and then they get going. And then you go, oh, I see you're nuts.
44:33🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, sometimes they just, they have to do things in order for it to be a mistake.
44:41🔗
Drew
That's what they say they have to do, but if they did less of that, they'd get more done. I really believe that.
45:02🔗
Adam
Yes, we know who they are. We know we don't like them. See, that's the point. That's where they screw up. No, I don't like PETA. I don't. Nobody I know likes PETA. Nobody in the mainstream likes PETA. No commentators, no radio people, no TV people, nobody likes PETA. A handful of screwed up actors.
45:25🔗
Adam
People who had bad childhoods like PETA because they identify with the animals. But no mainstream people like PETA. I mean, that's the reality of it. That's the reality of it. People don't like PETA. And they got themselves.
45:38🔗
Adam
You said, well, she's a nut job. All nuts. Here's my point. Here's my, please, Bill Maher. Well, he likes animals more than he likes people.
45:49🔗
Adam
He's got 40 Asian hookers chained to his radiator in the basement of his house, so he's not feeding right now, but he's worried about the cows.
46:07🔗
Adam
Bill, I think, likes animals more than he likes English-speaking people, too. But listen, here's all I'm saying. Your point is, is that PETA has to take extreme points of view on things in order to get attention. I didn't say they have to. I said they do in order to get the media attention, I think. I'm saying that the attention that they get is negative attention. And that's not better.
46:31🔗
Drew
For instance, you came in and you had a reasonable point of view. You made your case about the pleather. It looked good. Fine. Just get pleather. Absolutely. Stop there.
46:39🔗
Caller
That's it. I'm not saying it can't be done that way. I'm not saying that you have to run out and do silly things all the time to get attention for things. But I'm just saying that sometimes you kind of got to make the wheel squeak a little bit.
46:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. But I would argue that it's no different than a serial killer getting his name out there.
47:03🔗
Adam
No. Everyone, I know I hate PETA because of their horrible stances on a few things. Their overall message is fine. But same with you, Drew, and same with the NRA, quite honestly.
47:16🔗
Adam
They're all about freedom and rights and Americanism. And then they don't want to outlaw hollow tip armor piercing cop killing bullets. And so you go, screw them, you're nuts. And this is the same. This is what PETA does.
47:29🔗
Caller
But you know why. I mean, you know why groups have to do that. It's because if you start chipping away at the right.
47:36🔗
Adam
That's what they say. It's true. It is true. Give me an example. Give me an example of how that happened. Oh, actually, I'll give you an example. You're right. You're right. I'll give you an example. Smokers. Here's what happened. Oh, yeah. You know, 20 years ago, they said, let's not let people smoke on airplanes. And people went, all right, that sounds sensible. And then they went, let's not let them smoke in the airport. And they went, okay. And then they went, well, let's not let them smoke in restaurants. And everyone went, all right.
48:07🔗
Adam
Now you got to be 20 feet away from the curb and stuff to smoke. And now there's eight bucks surcharge on each tax.
48:19🔗
Caller
Because what they do is they get the small convictions. They do the small little things. And then from there, they use that to go into court for the big stuff.
49:18🔗
Caller
Texas. I can't give you an exact location date. But Texas, what they do is that they go to like stores that carry adult products, and they'll cite them for a particular thing, one small particular thing. Then they'll find them. Then what they do is in a year they come back, and now they have enough on the books that they can actually close the whole store down.
49:43🔗
Caller
Right. Then what they do with that is now they're taking the whole idea of zoning to the courts. They're saying, well, see, this community found that this was not of the standards of the community, and so thus we believe that all of Dallas is not of the standards for that community.
50:08🔗
Adam
They're not on your side, the NRA. They're on the side of the guys who are carrying the badge and the gun who are going in there, shutting the place down.
50:17🔗
Caller
I'm just saying that this is the whole theory behind some of the craziness that they do do, is that you want to stop the chipping away. And even though they know that they're not going to necessarily win, they're just trying to build up a wall.
50:27🔗
Drew
You know what though, here's what I think is where that gets a little bit crazy, is that I don't think that people, the community, societies are going to chip away at things that are consistent with conventional wisdom and agreement.
50:47🔗
Drew
I understand, and people may have some discomfort with that being in their community. There may be difficulty reaching consensus about should there should have. But I think consensus would be none of the armor-piercing bullets, no problem. No means to chip away.
50:59🔗
Drew
But I think that where the NRI was afraid they're going to go past is where the community doesn't want to go past. They don't want to get rid of all guns, the whole community. They want some more rational kind of dealing with guns.
51:10🔗
Adam
That's the point. It won't go past what everybody wants, and we think it will, and that's ludicrous.
51:22🔗
Caller
I personally don't think that I should have to register my gun. That's my personal thought. A lot of people disagree with me. A lot of people in my community disagree with me.
51:37🔗
Caller
I understand I should. Well, I mean, you know, ultimately it's going to happen. But regardless of what I think, they're going to end up with them anyways.
51:43🔗
Adam
All right. And you don't want to register your gun because you don't want them coming after you and taking away your gun?
51:59🔗
Adam
All right. Let's take a break. And don't get me going on this Kevorkian. He's a hero of mine.
52:08🔗
Bottom line, it sucks being single today.
53:03🔗
Adam
It's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there. Serenity is our guest tonight. You can get in touch with her. Give the website out for these high-quality adult toys.
53:27🔗
Adam
Very user-friendly. This one. Yeah, that one right there. This, this is simple yet diabolical. This you put around your penis like a C ring, and it has a part that protrudes from the top, and it vibrates and you give the woman a little clitoral stimulation.
53:52🔗
Adam
Yeah. Why the pink and the purple though? I mean, why has it got to look like a clown throw up on your penis?
53:58🔗
Caller
No. See, the thing is though, is primarily it's going to affect the woman more than the man.
54:04🔗
Caller
So chances are the woman is going to go into the store to buy it for her man. I mean, we hope that men will think to go and buy it for the woman, but chances are. And so we want to make colors that were appealing for the woman. Which are pink and purple, as opposed to your standard black.
54:43🔗
Adam
That's good. Give this to your kids, Drew. They will know what it is. I'm telling you, I played with a tampon applicator I got out of my trash can when I was a kid for months, months.
55:25🔗
Caller
Yeah. I'd like to, I say this with all sincerity. A very high degree of common sense is in and of itself giftedness and genius. And my friend, you have that.
55:40🔗
Caller
And my question for Dr. Drew is, has there ever been any clinical studies done on Ibogaine for heroin addiction?
55:47🔗
Drew
You know, I've seen Ibogaine come up in a few different contexts. I have, I am not familiar with any studies on it for heroin. I do, I can tell you though, that the pharmacologic treatment of heroin, the choices are really quite limited. You've got a high degree of structure, a 12 step. There are a couple of different ways you can detox. And believe me, the detox is pretty easy. Not as bad as you think it's going to be. It's not pleasant, but it's okay.
56:15🔗
Drew
All right. But one can either be on methadone, which is called the harm avoidant route, which is you take methadone the rest of your life, or you go ahead and get off the drug and you spend the month that it takes focusing on your treatment and getting sober and really getting remission of this disease. But there are no really significant pharmacologic interventions yet.
56:32🔗
Adam
All right there, Chris. Good times, but once in a while I decide just to hang back and think to myself, well, Drew will explain what ibogang is because we've never brought it up on the show before.
56:56🔗
Adam
I never heard of it either. All right. Well, you're off the hook then if you've never heard of it.
56:59🔗
Drew
No, I've heard of it. I've just never seen it for heroin addiction. I've never really paid attention to what it is.
57:04🔗
Adam
Is it an herb? Is it a drug? It's a toxin, I think. Is it something that's manufactured by a pharmaceutical company?
57:11🔗
Drew
I believe so. I think they use it like in Africa and other undeveloped countries a little bit. I don't think it's an herb though.
57:25🔗
Caller
Yeah. What's up? Okay. It's kind of weird. I have a boyfriend who lives in New York and I want to tell my parents that I want to go out to see him.
57:43🔗
Adam
Hold on one second. I don't know what's popped in my head, but is there any part of Africa that's not completely falling apart? I mean, whether it's South Africa or Northern Africa?
57:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. They even they're kind of- not exactly. You wouldn't want to spend a whole week there, would you?
58:01🔗
Adam
A lot. I mean, everyone thinks of Africa is, you know, Zimbabwe, but they forget that Northern Africa is where all these heinous countries are from, right? Or located.
58:20🔗
Is Zimbabwe okay?
58:25🔗
Adam
What do we got to do over there? Do we just got to take a steamroller to that whole place? Like, what's going on over there? We got, you got, Southern Africa is falling apart, and they got AIDS and all sorts of trouble and raping and everything going on over there. And then you go to Northern Africa, and it's a bunch of guys wanting to burning American flags. Like, what's going on with that Africa? Do you know what I'm saying? What's wrong? They got bad water supply or something?
58:57🔗
Drew
It depends on whether you're the British elite or whether you're the... Indigenous people. Yeah, indigenous people.
59:03🔗
Adam
Well, maybe Southern Africa. Okay. Well, no, I think Southern Africa was probably better back when, too. Claire? Yeah. All right. I'm sorry. What about Seattle?
59:11🔗
Drew
And New York? She has a boyfriend in New York and she's in Seattle. And she was going to tell us how she met him.
59:27🔗
Drew
Yeah, I understand. But he's not your boyfriend. I understand you want to have a relationship with him. You want to meet him. You probably have some sort of phone or internet relationship with him.
1:00:21🔗
Caller
It's like just the way that he treats me and the way that like, he's so understanding. He knows me better than anyone else does because there's this level of like no judgment between us and stuff.
1:00:35🔗
Adam
I don't judge you either. I don't care. I never see you. It is so much easier that barely seeing each other or never seeing each other.
1:00:54🔗
Adam
Let me tell you something. Here's the reality. People, the amazing amount of spackle you have in your mind to fill things in emotionally is absolutely amazing.
1:01:07🔗
Adam
You ever do this? You ever talk to someone about something you're thinking about buying over the phone whether it be a house or a car, just something, and they go, oh, the car's new tires, new stereo, put a fresh coat of paint on it, and you're picturing something, and you show up, and you realize the person wasn't lying. It does have new tires and a new coat of paint, but the headliner's ripped up, and the thing still doesn't look. It's never as good as what's in your mind when you show up.
1:01:47🔗
Drew
And Claire's got a lot of wish going into this one, and who knows what the hell the reality is.
1:02:03🔗
Adam
Oh, you want to? We'd suggest you don't. How are you going to do it before then? I mean, how are you going to do it in April?
1:02:11🔗
Caller
I'm going out there. My parents are sitting out there for my birthday with some of my friends.
1:02:17🔗
Adam
Drew, you want to talk to this guy? What the hell do we need to talk to him for? He's living in the same...
1:02:45🔗
Adam
No, I know Oswego. Listen, we've been there. Cousins Sal went to Oswego. That's a bad school. No, it's beautiful country, but Jesus, that isn't even in New York. That's serious upstate New York.
1:03:09🔗
You go through or pass or near Oswego.
1:03:11🔗
Adam
Ithaca, yeah. You don't go through Oswego, but it's near there. But Jesus. Even if you got to New York, you wouldn't be near the guy. I mean, you got to New York City. Where are you going to go? Are you going to meet him in the city? Yeah. All right. Well, listen. Okay. Here's what I want to say. So she's having a fantasy. So she's occupied. So she's not out getting asked.
1:03:42🔗
Adam
Why? Well, okay. But let me play devil's advocate here. They talk for five months on the phone.
1:03:54🔗
Caller
Well, because when you meet someone in person, one, you can read their body language, two, you know what they're all about.
1:03:59🔗
You're also spending real time with them too.
1:04:00🔗
Adam
You don't know what they're all about. You just know whether you're hot for them or not.
1:04:04🔗
Caller
I mean, I don't know. I just think you can disguise so much on a telephone and not necessarily maliciously either.
1:04:11🔗
Adam
Well, I would agree you could disguise quite a bit through e-mails and that kind of stuff. But I think if you talk to someone for several thousand hours, you could get a decent vibe.
1:04:26🔗
Adam
Well, hold on a second. If you're going to give a rap on the phone, you can give the same rap in person.
1:04:41🔗
Drew
But more than that, it's being together in reality. You know, the stressors of eating and drinking and stuff.
1:04:47🔗
Caller
Well, come on. I mean, you're sitting at a table having dinner with someone, you're going on, you know, talking about this story, la, la, la, la, la, and all of a sudden, like, he's, like, looking around and stuff, which you wouldn't see on the telephone. And you would think that the silence means that he's listening to you.
1:05:04🔗
Adam
All right, but, okay, buddy, why is he calling her back and talking for three hours the next night if he's not in town?
1:05:17🔗
Caller
One, he's bored, or, you know, maybe there's nobody there to really... Maybe he's done everything there is to do in wherever that place was.
1:05:32🔗
Caller
Well, you know, I mean, if somebody's sitting there and telling you this, like, really long story that just goes in every which direction.
1:06:01🔗
Adam
He's not getting sex. I would argue that if he was at the table, he'd act interested so he could get in your pants later on that night.
1:06:08🔗
Caller
Well, I have no idea why he's doing it other than she's just interesting. He's bored. I don't know.
1:06:20🔗
Caller
He might be a nice person. I don't know. I just think it's a bad idea for her to travel out by herself, meet up with him one on one in a strange city with a strange person.
1:06:30🔗
Drew
She's in high school. Just by virtue of fact, he's in college. She's in high school. It's not a good situation.
1:06:41🔗
Caller
I'd probably just meet him in the city or I'd probably stay with my cousin and meet him there.
1:06:47🔗
Adam
All right. Meet him at Central Park about 3 a.m. But you'll see him in April. All right. Go out there, stay with your friends.
1:06:57🔗
Drew
About what you're doing here. Give them a chance to participate a little bit. Tell them, like, I mean, Tell them you've gotten involved with this guy on the phone, and you're really into him, and you want to get to know him a little more.
1:07:20🔗
Adam
I give it my half blessing. I say it keeps them out of trouble. Drew, seriously, you have a daughter. It'd be the best day of your life if she had some sort of long-distance fancy relationship with some guy and never get his grubby, filthy paws on her.
1:07:33🔗
Drew
Four years, I let her go out there. Yeah. That's the point. I let her go out in two months.
1:07:38🔗
Adam
Well, she's not going out till April. It'll be over by then. They'll talk thousands of hours.
1:07:51🔗
Drew
She's making a valid point, which is that her fantasy fills in where his reality may not be able to deliver. In other words, her fantasy is he is enraptured with her when, in fact, he may be masturbating or reading a book or unhappiness.
1:08:10🔗
Adam
This is no tale, no contact. When guys do this, they're into it or desperate or something. He may be weird and clingy.
1:08:33🔗
Drew
I'm trying to remember the name of that upstate New York school I went to by myself. It's literally sounds like it's a Marx Brothers kingdom.
1:08:40🔗
Caller
All right. Well, first, I'd just like to say that you guys helped me a lot about three months ago when I had a question and I called up. I just want to say thanks for that.
1:08:54🔗
Caller
All right. Well, the question now is, I'm about to approach my first date ever, and I'm a kind of nervous guy and everything. I just was wondering what would be the best place to go and what to do and everything.
1:09:09🔗
Drew
Fifteen. All right. So this is a serenity question, really. What should a guy 15-year-old do with a 15-year-old girl?
1:09:22🔗
Caller
Yeah. And you want to do something that's interesting to you and her. I don't know what you like to do at 15. Maybe go to the mall. Maybe a movie. A movie might be a little weird though, where you're like sitting in a dark place with somebody for two hours that you are on a first date with. It might be okay. I don't know.
1:09:41🔗
Caller
The conversation. Yeah, or some kind of activity that you can actually do something.
1:10:21🔗
Adam
All right. Look, here's the deal. I think the movie is actually good at 15 because 15-year-old guys are so awkward.
1:10:31🔗
Caller
Plus, I said an activity. I was thinking like horseback riding or something. I don't know. But then I was like, I don't know, a 15-year-old guy.
1:10:38🔗
Adam
A movie is something you can't really screw up, and you get a little conversation beforehand, and you get a little conversation after hand. But you do get to pick up the person's vibe. If they're leaning the opposite way on the armrest, that's opposite of the one that you share, that's probably a bad sign. But if you're making a little elbow or forearm contact there, or she's giving you a handy through the popcorn container, or something like that, I'm just saying it gives you something to talk. What you need is something to talk about, but not too much talk.
1:11:15🔗
Adam
All right, here's what you do. Here's what you do. You do the movie, all right, and then afterward, you grab a little yogurt or something. Not a full meal, but a nice 20 minute kind of smoothie kind of conversation. Sitting around, eating a little yogurt.
1:11:46🔗
Adam
I went on one of the first dates I went on. Speaking of these horrible 70s, you know what movie I saw in one of my first date movies ever? First dates ever.
1:11:57🔗
Adam
David Bowie was in this movie. Whoa. The Man Who Fell From Earth. And it's a bizarre 70s movie where there's a part in it where a woman is talking into a man's flaccid penis. Must have been R-rated. She's got the man's flaccid penis in her hand. She's talking into it as if it's a microphone. Very uncomfortable. You know, when you're out on a date and Flori Aguilar was the name of the girl sitting next to me and they're talking into this guy's flaccid penis and what the hell were we doing watching that movie?
1:12:51🔗
All right.
1:12:53🔗
Caller
We do, we go around doing stuff. Well, you know, we took a, well, we found a fish in the back of a movie theater.
1:13:04🔗
It was a huge salmon.
1:13:07🔗
Caller
No, well, first I tripped over a fish. It was a salmon in the back of the movie theater. It's where?
1:13:35🔗
Adam
No, no, I think what they do is they do, I think what he's saying is, and I may have a wrong read on Brian, is he does like undoes pranks. I think maybe he'll tell some more. I got the feeling he's going to tell us another backwards prank. See, the story would be, you'd find a salmon in the middle of road and put it in the movie theater. Not take it out, find it in the movie theater and put it in the middle of the road.
1:14:03🔗
Drew
Me too. To me, movie theater in the middle of the street, same bizarre quality to both.
1:14:32🔗
Caller
Wait. We have these old-fashioned toilets. Well, not old-fashioned, but not mainstream.
1:14:50🔗
Adam
Right. Like blue dye. Yeah. It's good. People think there's like a tiny bowl in there.
1:15:15🔗
Caller
I was just, well, me and some people were hanging out in the back of a movie theater.
1:15:20🔗
Drew
Yeah, but why didn't someone, did someone comment as you carried a giant salmon out the front door?
1:15:47🔗
Adam
Okay, well, just one more. You know, I'll tell you something. Let me tell you something about our callers. Most people have almost no time for people like the people that call this show. I am infinitely fascinated in a sort of morbid, curious sort of way as to what the f half these people are talking about.
1:16:10🔗
Adam
I'm absolutely fascinated by it. Now, Brian starts off with, he found this salmon in a movie theater, which we questioned a few times, but didn't seem to...
1:17:03🔗
Adam
So you found it in some alley behind a movie theater, and you put it out in the street.
1:17:11🔗
Adam
I'll tell you that's sort of razor sharp wit that is missing from society. He's a regular Oscar Wilde, this kid. Okay.
1:17:39🔗
Adam
I'd hire him before I hired Damian. All right. Let's take a little break. Brandon is 19. He's into casual heroin use. He tried methadone. He got sick and we'll talk to him and hear about that up. A beat feel good story after this.
1:18:27🔗
Caller
Aloha, this is Don Ho, and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. True. Mahalo.
1:18:39🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam, Dr. Drew over there. Serenity is our guest tonight. Hello.
1:18:46🔗
Drew
I oiled up our chairs because I got tired of You have a pan. I don't. I need one of these.
1:18:52🔗
Adam
Here's, I will simulate how you would have to set your coffee mug down if you cared. There's ways to do it. You take some time with it, but not too much. If this was your coffee mug, you have to kind of let your hand hit and kind of take a minute with it.
1:19:16🔗
Adam
But I'm saying you could also avoid the noise you make with your mug if you pretended like people were listening. Do you know what I mean?
1:19:25🔗
Adam
If we were spying on somebody and they were asleep, and you wanted to do a thing where you kind of put your, you know what I'm saying?
1:19:41🔗
Drew
No, I wouldn't pull it off. I would be thinking about other things and pow, that would be that.
1:19:58🔗
Yeah, what's up?
1:20:12🔗
Caller
Yeah, it's pretty much my entire problem. Well, I mean, the entire whole casual heroin use, whatever you want to call it, pretty much comes from like drinking and it's other things too, you know? It's like...
1:20:23🔗
Drew
You're an addict, we got it. And by the way, there's no such thing as casual heroin. It does not exist.
1:20:31🔗
Caller
I know addicts, you know, I know they get sick and I've never been doped sick before, but...
1:20:53🔗
Adam
Well, you like heroin. Oh, once or twice... Okay, hold on a second. Once or twice a week means three, four, five times a week, A number one.
1:21:22🔗
Caller
Yeah. But anyway, yesterday, like, it was me and my girlfriend and this guy from work, this guy I work with named Tony, and I just met him recently, and he does dope too, but he's more of a cokehead than anything. So he calls me up and he's like, what are you doing? I'm like, nothing, just sitting here drinking. He's like, well, come up. And I'm like, you want to bring some coke? He was like, yeah. So he comes over and he's all rocked out of his head. And we're smoking coke with him. And then after this, we were drinking. And me and my girlfriend, we had like $500 something dollars saved up. We were getting ready to get this apartment. And after I was all messed up, I was like all wired and stuff. And I was like, I want to go downtown and get a pill of dope. And I finally talked him into it. And he was just like, well, I'm going to turn around, take it to my house. I got a bottle of meth. I'll sell it to you for 40 bucks. It was 85 milligrams of methadone, methadone, methadone. And so I drank half on the way back.
1:22:19🔗
Caller
Yeah, half the methadone. It was like maybe 45 milligrams, I think, I drank. And my girlfriend, Steffie, she was back in the house. And I gave her the other half of the bottle. And it took forever for it to kick in. But I mean, we got high.
1:22:36🔗
Caller
My question is, if methadone is supposed to be something to keep you from getting dope sick, why do we get so sick off of it? Because we've been puking. I'm sweating bullets right now. I'm sick right now. It's been two days.
1:22:48🔗
Drew
Because you're coming off it. You're coming off dope and all kinds of things. So if you kept taking the methadone, you wouldn't get sick like this. But you're coming off everything and you're having withdrawal.
1:23:04🔗
Adam
And this is going to be a tough road for you. And so this is a good time to start thinking about getting sober.
1:23:26🔗
Drew
Give a call over to NA or call a local facility where there are treatment centers. Me and Marilyn go to Hopkins. There's tons of treatment around that hospital.
1:23:34🔗
Adam
You know, here's the thing, as I thought about the tail he was weaving, that a lot of my friends got into, and where you really separate the men from the boys with the substances, which is when you are already good and effed up, why do you need to get more effed up? See, that's the part that never made sense to me.
1:24:05🔗
Adam
I know it's like once you fire up that engine, you gotta keep feeding it gas or it's gonna stall, but with everything, and this was always the part I never understood, although I did it myself many times, but I finally learned my lesson, which is when you get effed up, your job is to sort of maintain an effed up place, but why, you know, so that's where the trouble started.
1:24:29🔗
Adam
Yeah, see, everyone would be sitting around, it'd be 2.30, 3.30 in the morning, and half the people would go, you know what, I'm drunk as hell, I'm gonna go home, vomit, and crash, and the other, the guys that were serious troublemakers would say, we're gonna score an eight ball.
1:24:48🔗
Drew
It turns out when you look at other mammals who have, you can raise addict mice and addict monkeys.
1:24:56🔗
Drew
It's a gene. And when you look at those animals, and what they do is, there's a certain part of the brain called the nucleus accumbens, and the dopamine concentration, that level of the brain, becomes confused with survival itself. So it will do whatever it has to do to get the dopamine concentration to that level and hold it there. These animals will do it until they die. They'll turn away from everything else, and it's all about holding the concentration right there, because survival itself becomes, the message of the drug becomes the message of survival.
1:25:25🔗
Adam
Well, it certainly defies all logic, because you're already jacked up as much as anyone's going to get jacked up, and then you go on for another three hours, where you end up vomiting, punching one of your best friends, and losing. You're always out a couple hundred bucks that these guys do not have, by the way.
1:25:42🔗
Drew
They call the difference between liking it and wanting it. And when you really want to do something, you just have to do it. You keep doing it because it needs it.
1:25:55🔗
Drew
Because they don't like it. They intellectually know it doesn't feel good anymore, but they can't stop.
1:26:10🔗
Caller
I want to be a porn star when I'm older, and I just want to know if that's normal for someone my age. Sure.
1:26:16🔗
Adam
We all dreamt. Drew, when you were 16, you wanted to do some porn. I mean, gay porn, albeit, but you wanted to be a porn star nonetheless.
1:26:24🔗
Adam
Around the way to the straight stuff, right? So why are you qualified there, Eric? Well, maybe Serenity can do a little interview on you. Go ahead, Serenity.
1:26:42🔗
Caller
Yeah. I don't want to know that. Don't answer that question. I really don't want to know.
1:26:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. Listen, I know what you're saying. When you're young, especially a guy who's... Are you getting laid, Eric?
1:27:09🔗
Adam
I don't know. Either... I just don't like him. I don't know if I believe him. But here's the point. The notion of getting paid to have sex is a very...
1:27:28🔗
Adam
I know it keeps going, but the notion that some girl would be offered up to you and that you were going to get paid to have sex with her at 16 is almost unfathomable when you're in the 10th or 11th grade as a guy. So I think many guys have this run through their mind. But Eric, they don't pay the males that much.
1:28:02🔗
Adam
What do you want to do? Whatever you're doing now is fine. I'm sure you're a horrible student, right? You're not going to go off to college. You're depressed. You're driving your parents crazy. So you just get horrible grades. You flunk out of school. You drop out of school, and then you run away, and then you go do porn.
1:28:18🔗
Caller
No, no, no. Stop, stop. I mean, if you're even thinking about it, then what you should do right now is learn how to do finances, learn how to do accounting.
1:28:27🔗
Caller
I'm just telling him that right now, like while he's in school, that's what he should do. So he'll know how to manage his money because you will get paid.
1:28:56🔗
Adam
Wouldn't take long though, I'll bet. I mean, if you were a beautiful 18-year-old girl who wanted to get into this, you could probably make your way up the ladder.
1:29:12🔗
Caller
No, actually, it's the other way around. Which is why I don't understand why guys don't get paid more. For the men, it is so demanding.
1:29:29🔗
Caller
Well, there's a lot that are willing, but there's a big difference between willing and being able, or I don't want to use the word skilled, to be deranged enough to be able to deal with the stress.
1:29:41🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, that's true, but I'm saying, anytime you're looking to employ people, and there's a whole big long line of guys who want to, or anybody wants to do it, you're not going to get paid as much.
1:29:54🔗
Caller
But see, that's the whole problem. That's what I'm saying, though, because they don't even give the guys a chance. It's a catch-22 because they want to see a movie that's already made, that you've already done, but they're not going to give you the opportunity to do the first movie to see if you can do it.
1:30:12🔗
Adam
That's my point. They don't get paid that much, and there's a lot of guys who want to do it. Not that it's not a skill for the guys who can actually come through, but this is the reality of it. So Eric over here is not going to make any money doing this. He's obviously, he sounds depressed to me.
1:30:30🔗
Adam
Eric, start getting into your depression and figuring out what's up with that. Stop thinking about the porn, alright?
1:30:40🔗
Adam
Keep smoking weed and then you can get some dead-end crappy job and be angry at everyone all the time and claim that it doesn't affect you, although you never get any jokes and everyone laughs at you.
1:30:51🔗
Adam
And you're just angry all the time and we can tell you smoke a lot of weed. Eric, you should quit smoking weed immediately.
1:31:43🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there, speaking to Serenity, the world's smartest adult film actress.
1:31:57🔗
Adam
Well, you don't have a whole lot of competition. Although, what's her name, claims to be in Menza. What's...
1:32:05🔗
Adam
Asia Carrera. But anytime we question her on it, it always gets a little murky. You know... Much like many of the young actresses we used to have on Loveline, the TV show went to Harvard, Yale. And then as soon as you start asking them about it, it turns out they took some learning annex class.
1:32:23🔗
Drew
The funniest one of all. She speaks French fluently. Remember that one? Catherine started speaking during French. She was like, I don't actually speak French.
1:32:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. And this is what publicists get you. They lie on their resume or their bio sheet.
1:32:39🔗
Adam
And they just lie on it. And then they don't tell you. You don't know what the lies are and what aren't. Right. And you say, the thing on this thing... That's what I love about publicists. This chick's bio says, speaks fluent French. So the show starts, and I say, I can't remember who the actress was, but I say, you know, as it turns out, Catherine, our chick host, and Drew, our dude host, both speak fluent French. So why don't you guys have a little conversation? And she just sits there. And then you realize, while the cameras are rolling...
1:33:14🔗
Adam
Doesn't speak a lick of French. And again, these are the publicists. Just getting in there and screwing everybody up.
1:33:23🔗
Adam
And by the way, and they always say, Oh, the publicists put that there. Listen, read your own goddamn bio. I don't want... You shouldn't have... It says it speaks fluent French if you don't speak a lick of French.
1:34:04🔗
Caller
Currently, we don't have out in the market the double-headed ones yet because there's an improvement I'm trying to construct with that. But do check out our website, lasvegasnovelties.com, for that type of product coming out in the future.
1:34:25🔗
Caller
She's one of our contract girls. She's an adult film star under contract for BCA as well as Las Vegas Novelties and she wanted to find a way to make it a little bit more stable in between.
1:34:42🔗
Caller
Not that she necessarily uses them. I don't think she does, but it was her idea that I think came up on that.
1:35:21🔗
Drew
How much bleeding we got going on here? Has it stopped or is it just a little bit mixed in with stool?
1:35:27🔗
Drew
I mean, you can get some serious bleeding going that way. And you can even bleed to- Yeah. You should go to the hospital.
1:35:36🔗
Drew
Yeah. All right. Listen. This is actually something that should be dealt with in the hospital. You can, listen, you can tear, you can rupture things.
1:35:45🔗
Drew
It can just be a hemorrhoid. But even when it's hemorrhoid, sometimes it will cause stricturing of the anal area. I mean, this is stuff you can do to yourself that really is quite harmful. So you have to be careful and the bleeding can be brisk and dangerous.
1:36:03🔗
Adam
Well, check that one off the list. What's up? Are you guys pretty screwed up? She got problems? Somebody molested her or something?
1:36:37🔗
Adam
All right. But nobody's going to do that. Look, you guys lube up and have had it, all right?
1:36:43🔗
Adam
Oh, go to the hospital. Okay. See, listen. See, here's my whole thing from a societal standpoint. You know Kay's a mess. You know her girlfriend's a mess. Some horrible uncle did something horrible to both of them many years ago. And your heart goes out for him. But I hang up that phone and I feel great. And the reason I feel great is because I know they can't have kids. It's the heterosexual version of Kay that I really worry about because they're raising kids.
1:37:17🔗
Drew
No, not DNA. The 60% probability of people that have been abused will abuse. And so that's where that abuse comes from.
1:37:28🔗
Adam
Look, these guys can't hold down jobs. They're not going to get kids. They can't adopt anybody. That's fine. No one's going to give them kids. That's my point. That's fine. Look, no one would let the couples that have these kids adopt. That's my point. You know what I'm saying?
1:38:05🔗
Adam
All right. I'm not into the lesbians adopting either, by the way. Really? I think it's fine. Well, you know, here's-
1:38:12🔗
Adam
Listen, you're probably right, but here's what everyone does with these, whatever they make these arguments, it always bothers me, too. Serenity wouldn't dare do this, but they always go like this. So you say it is worse to have two loving female parents than a drunk and abusive heterosexual family? And I'm like, who said drunk and abusive? No, it's everything being equal. Everything being equal, kids need a mommy and a daddy. Everything being equal. I would rather have a lesbian, a rich, folk singing lesbian couple raise a kid than a drunk and abusive meth heads who lived in a trailer in Riverside. Don't get me wrong.
1:39:51🔗
Adam
All right. Well, there it is. Another fabulous show. I want to thank Serenity for coming in here and speaking her mind and giving us a good spirited debate. And for that, we're going to, oh, our pleasure, we're going to reward her with one more plug in the website.
1:40:09🔗
Adam
And I'm here to tell you very high quality stuff for you and the Mrs. and the Mrs. Assises.
1:40:21🔗
Adam
That's right. All right. So thanks, Serenity. And thanks to Dr. Drew. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. What's up with the anal lesbian strap on love?
1:40:35🔗
Caller
This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.