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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Voiceover
Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew. Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist. He's outraged at CBS.
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Drew
I'm outraged that they canceled it because a few pussies were afraid to stand up in public in a time like this.
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Adam
Oh, it is? So, they give out the cream puffs, huh? Very nice. All right, tonight we have a couple of very beautiful, beautiful young women from Roswell. That is, of course, Tuesday night, so it's coming up, yeah, Tuesday, right?
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Adam
I did the math there. Majandra Delfino's here and Shiri Appleby. Majandra was on the show before, right? Yep. And Diane Farr played her mom? Yes. Yes. Anne told me that.
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No.
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Adam
Drew gets a kick out of that because it's partially true. But Diane used to be our beautiful brown haired sidekick on Love Line.
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22 this season.
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I think we're on six now.
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Adam
Oh, and you've already, but the one you did first is already been, already aired. I mean, they're airing as you're doing them.
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Adam
I can't figure anything out because we do all of our episodes basically and then they start airing.
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Drew
Let me interpret. He works on a show called The Man Show. They do all of their episodes before they air.
3:38🔗
Adam
Right. Not we. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Drew. I know you're not on TV. I didn't mean to bring that up. Drew's mad because they kicked him off of TV and I remain on TV. I remain a force on television.
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Drew
And trampolines and things. So I do little morning show, Good Morning America and network NBC show, things like that. I would kick off cable. I feel bad about it.
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Adam
He didn't have the range to talk about erectile dysfunction and then make the move to boob jobs like I was able to.
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Absolutely. All right.
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Adam
It's on tonight, by the way. So, Roswell on Tuesday at 9 o'clock. Man show on tonight. Any questions you guys want to ask me?
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Drew
Well, no, no. Get your business out of the way. They have 60 more episodes to film. So, therefore, go ahead, Adam.
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Adam
All right. Yeah. See if you can weave me in. I'd like to do some legitimate acting. All right. I'm on it. And I got more range and people give me credit for it. Right, Drew?
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True.
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Adam
All right. The world is your oyster. Listen to this. I mean, because that's all the world is. Right. Now, listen to this. Seriously, listen to this. Watch this. Drew, can you act this way, man? It's like, I don't even know you.
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Adam
Man? Oh, don't. You screwed my man up. Did you guys get the idea with I don't even know you stuff, right?
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Drew
We got it. I was very impressed. Do you want to talk about the world situation for a second here?
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Drew
I just, my first love of Outrage is just I spoke outdoors next to the Shrine Auditorium today and then I went to Disneyland. The point being that people should be, people that talk publicly and who give opinions and occasionally talk about politics have an obligation to stand up and go about their business.
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Drew
I was giving a talk at SC. They had a big health thing and they had a big stage set up outside there and I can't talk. But the point is, I stand in public in a big crowd. I'm not, a little bit of fear, but you know what? It's my job to go do that if I stand in the public sector.
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Adam
Well, what do you think people didn't want to take the stage for fear they'd be hit with a sniper's bullet?
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Drew
This was the report that several celebrities did not want to go out and be in a congregated, yeah, this was the report.
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Drew
And I thought, what a bunch of pussies. I mean, I really was angry because if these are, these are the same people that shoot their mouth off about politics all the time, too.
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Adam
Well, what are they, well, but what are their words? I mean, their words are, they're pussies in words, too. They're the ones that say we should apologize and not do anything.
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But they're constantly commenting on everything.
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Drew
Whatever their point of view is, if you're a public person and you have offering points of view, your job is not to hide out and make yourself extra safe. You know what I mean? Your job is to stand up when the bullets are whizzing, too.
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Adam
Yeah, I didn't know that they canceled it because the celebrities or talent were fearful.
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Drew
Didn't that piss you off? I mean, get past the fact that you're happy for them that it was canceled.
7:18🔗
Adam
I'm happy for the people that had to do the show tonight, the singers, the dancers, all the technical people.
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Adam
Everyone who got to go home on Sunday and watch CNN, I'm so happy for them. I can't get over my anger for the celebrities who didn't want to stand up. But here's the deal. Was that the only reason?
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What is it different? Insurance-wise, they wouldn't be able to have, they couldn't, you know, safety.
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Drew
No, it boiled down to, well, no, it boiled down to the fact that there's going to be a lot of news break-ins and it's sort of an awkward time to have a show.
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But people bowed out before.
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Guest
Let somebody tell you for reasons we're going to stop it, but don't be the person to be like, hey, even if you go, I'm not going to go.
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Adam
Yeah, but they're going to put their spin on it now. All the publicists are going to get involved and say that, you know, David Duchovny has a second cousin who's not been activated yet, but...
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But also the arguments have made that maybe not a lot of these celebrities feel comfortable being the celebrity in this type of limelight when something like this is going on in the world. Maybe they're just feeling like it is a little bit of a superficial act to be going out and prancing around in the outskirts.
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Because I can understand that part of the video.
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That's more interesting for you, isn't it?
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Adam
There's a handful of positive people that ruin it for all the negative people we'd like to criticize. So let's not focus on that. Let's really focus on the pussy factor.
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Drew
There are legitimate reasons. I absolutely agree with you. And if those had been all that surfaced, I'd be like fine. But what surfaced rather rapidly was these stories about people dropping out and not going to be in public, not going to congregate. I'm going to Disneyland. You know what I mean? I'm going to go out on business.
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Adam
And Drew, you're the biggest wuss of all. All I hear from you is anthrax and food storage. I mean, you're pure puss.
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Drew
Three-quarter, half puss. But even a half puss stands up when it's time to stand up. You know what I'm saying?
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Adam
That's true. But it's still what gives you your puss-assity. I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Yeah, I'm fine. Drew's, Drew, but seriously, the difference between me and you and this is I'm not sure what's going on and you're freaked out. And if Drew and his freaked out puss-assity, anxious as I am, can go to Disneyland because his kids have not been in almost four working days and what is that, six calendar days? This is an outrage. Drew's kids, Drew's actually, the tunnel will be completed from your house to the Disneyland parking lot any day now.
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Adam
A tunnel. Until then, he has to cater them, has to drive them with the car. But Drew's kids go to, Drew, seriously, how many times has this kid been to Disneyland this year? 15? They stay in the hotel. They stay in the hotel and they're not coming from Florida. They live in this city. That's hardcore. You're 40 minutes away by the freeway. You stay at the hotel for three days?
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Adam
Yeah, well, so you passed all of it on the way there, right? You know what I mean? Like, why do you have to see the same thing over again?
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There was one Hollywood guy that made me cry.
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Adam
I do, but I know, Drew, you like to cling on to things and run wild with them. I'm sure this is a small fringe of this group.
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Drew
You really did get me, because I really think this is a time when people who are in the public sector need to stand up and stand up, if that's what it takes.
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Adam
Who's that? Dharma. Who plays Dharma in Dharma Grey? Yeah, but strap some TNT to her and send her into a cramp. All right, what is her name? Jena Elfman. Jena Elfman. And what happened? Did her publicist die? How come we don't hear anything about her anymore? What happened with her? All right. Chris, do you guys hate Jena Elfman too? She seems like a pain in the ass at Jena Elfman.
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Adam
That's how we should all be. That's my point exactly. No one should know her name. She's a crappy sitcom. Nobody should know who she is.
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I don't know her either.
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No.
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Joe, today is my birthday.
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Great. Yeah, whatever. What's up? Well, also, like to say, I'm from New Mexico, so I know all about the Roswell thing. Oh, right, right.
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Yeah, I just moved here, actually, to Oregon this year, so, yeah, I know all about the aliens and all that stuff.
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Yeah, well, I guess I'm having a hard time, like, masturbating. When I masturbate, I can't, I come, you know?
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Drew
We know when the aliens leave behind those little things in your neck, those little plants and things. It's not one of the side effects is ejaculatory failure.
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Yeah, that might do it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah, I really never have come before, like, by myself.
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Yeah, like in a way, you might have it, but, like, by myself.
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No, no, nothing. But I mean, I can feel it. But and like I talked to my friend about it, he says, we'll just kind of like, like use your fingers and kind of like push it up.
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Adam
No, no, no. Not in this time of tragedy. I can I can. I have I made a pledge not to talk about masturbation for 18 minutes.
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Oh, please.
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Drew
And so and so he's 16 and Adam still hasn't produced yet. And one of his friends found that out and became outraged and handed him an electric toothbrush. Those vibrate and they vibrate a little bit. The handle does the old ones told him told them to hold these before all this newfangled ultrasound and they told him to hold that against his penis and go in the bathroom and don't come out until something comes out of you. And that's what he did. That's how he produced his first specimen.
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Adam
It was kind of humiliating if you just picture me at 16 with like a big zit and a nappy hair and I'm sitting on the toilet.
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Adam
It was going good until you banged on the door. Yeah. Yeah. I was a late bloomer, not like Drew. You know, Drew started at nine. Nine.
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Adam
All right. Why don't we bother talking to anybody? Mike, is there any chicks? Oh, you want to talk to Jennifer? Jennifer?
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Yeah.
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Caller
First off, let me just say hi to everybody there. That's Drew and Adam and everybody there. Call me from New York and I just want to let everybody know everything in New York is fine.
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Good.
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Drew
In the Bronx? Yeah. It must still, when I did hear about these people staying home, I thought, boy, the ones from New York, I can understand you'd still feel pretty vulnerable. I mean, you're still trying to get over the shock of the whole incident.
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Caller
But I've been going traveling to Manhattan, and to me, actually, it seems like everything's still almost the same. Like, everybody's starting to go wild, going to Broadway shows and everything. But, you know, everybody's still a little jumping once in a while. But anyway, let me tell you my deal. I've been going on with my boyfriend for four years, and lately we've been having kind of problems, and I haven't seen him for about a week, and I've been consoling with my best friend. He's also a guy. I've also been with him for like maybe five, six years.
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For four years?
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Caller
And, you know, he's been consoling me and everything about all the stuff that we were going through.
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Caller
We've just been, me and my boyfriend have been arguing and stuff like that. And, you know, and he's been arguing, and my boyfriend's been arguing also with his parents. And, you know, he's just going through a rough time now.
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Caller
Well, he's had sort of an anger problem since he was younger. His father left him and everything, and he just had that anger with him, you know, since then. And like his parents are going, you know, they're just, you know, like regular parents.
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Adam
You never get an answer. His parents are older than him, and you know, eight minutes later, where are you? Where are you?
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Adam
You know what? Listen, asking someone who calls this goddamn show a question like that is like asking some old miner by the side of the road, how do I get to the fill-in? So you go right, right, right, right, and then you stop. And then where are you after you make the four rides? You're standing exactly where you were, except for it took the guy ten minutes to explain it to you. That is this show in a nutshell. Do not talk to the people who call this show. Jennifer?
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Adam
All right. That sounds like enough. I've heard enough. Break up. You shouldn't stick with the same guy you've been with since the 10th grade.
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Drew
And again, it's this age old problem that people your age have, which is you don't know when a relationship is over, and worse yet, you don't know how to end it, even if you did know it was over. And something that should have ended in two weeks can easily go on two years.
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Caller
Um, I like him, but I haven't felt those kind of feelings for him. He's feeling those feelings for me, but...
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Caller
No, he's not violent with me. Like he'll get a temper and he'll just walk away because he doesn't want anything.
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Caller
Why are you staying with him? What are you getting from him that you're staying with him for all this?
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Caller
He's been like that for the whole four years. That's the thing. Me and his parents are trying to get him some help and everything. That's the thing.
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Drew
Well, but that's what creates. Did you know him when you were a little baby, a little kid?
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Drew
But again, when you've been abandoned by dad, it makes you cling towards abandoning kinds of figures. And the abandonment can be an emotional experience, not necessarily a physical abandonment, just him being emotionally abandoned is something that sort of digs you in deeper. You have to break that.
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Adam
Well, look, I'm not dating the guy, but when I hear anger management issues and I hear about 19 and you have no kids, it's not like you're living with a guy and you got a mortgage and four kids and you got to fight to keep this thing going and you run a business together. When you hear about anger management and you've been with a guy for four years and you're 19, just call the life with this guy. Go off to college somewhere, meet some new guy.
20:14🔗
Drew
She's going to find another... She's got a nice guy, but it doesn't create romantic feelings because attraction for her is triggered by these abandoning figures.
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Adam
She'd like to be the kind of person who's into the wussy guy like Drew over here, but not. And I make fun of Drew, but he's a passionate, passionate man when it comes to the ladies. He's passionate. Passionate. He's got enough passion for the both of you. Uh-oh. And some still for me. Oh.
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Guest
Okay. I'm calling because my girlfriend and I, we've been together for about three years. And in the past year, I've had a problem with heroin. And I've been using since the beginning of the, actually the first day of the first month of this year.
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All right.
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Drew
Methadone is just such a disaster. I know that it's got a popular trend right now, but I gotta tell you, it is a disaster.
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Guest
And it's caused my girlfriend and I, we're not even speaking now, and she started thinking I was using her, and I really wasn't, but...
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Drew
Well, but Scott, it is in fact the losses that accumulate from addiction that ultimately get people to change, to do the work they need to do to get well. And she may be giving you a gift by leaving. It gets what gets your attention and gets you into treatment, it keeps you in treatment.
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Guest
Yeah, that's true. I see. I've lost a relationship after five years. I have two daughters from a previous relationship.
22:44🔗
Guest
And right now I'm just trying to figure out the best way to get off of this completely where I don't have to. So I've checked into different programs and without having medical insurance, they won't let you in.
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Drew
No, no, no. No, he just wants to know sort of relatively or using a lot or a little. That's what most heronetics use around that much.
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Adam
I could do that easily now. And Coke, Coke I was going to get into because it was like 30 a gram. I can do them both, I think. I think I could afford it. I got to talk to my counter.
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Drew
Alright, so $50 a day. You need to be in a program, you're going to need to be there probably about three months and you need to be somewhere who can medically detox you also. Most, I'm trying to think, you're not a veteran, are you? I'm sorry? Are you a veteran of anything? No, I'm not.
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Adam
Yeah, too bad. Listen, all you losers who aren't going to college should go into the military. You do three or four years, they boot you out of there and you have health insurance for the rest of your life. It's great. It's great.
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Yeah.
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Drew
No, let me just, because I don't know of any county-funded beds off in that area. You might try in Pasadena Impact House.
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Guest
Basically, what I've heard you saying a lot recently when you talk to a heroin addict or you talk about heroin addicts, you mention that it's basically, they never stop, it's over, it's basically a slow wait, and then they die.
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Drew
Well, they die if they don't get treatment, but heroin addicts have the most miraculous recovery of any addicts when they recover, but it has the highest recidivism because it brings you down so hard and when people get well they're so grateful and they do so well. But I call Impact or Cry Help, Cry Help is in North Hollywood, Impact is in passing, they have county funded beds occasionally and maybe you can get something going that way.
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Adam
This guy's buying it for 50 bucks. He's getting it every day. How big a dent is that going to put in his habit? I mean, what would it be?
25:32🔗
Adam
He still gets it. I mean, he gets it at 50, he gets it at 10, he gets it at 100. That's the whole part about being addicted. Now, if it was 100, we get more of our car stereos ripped off. That's basically what it translates into. But it's 50, so it's kind of moderate. Listen, I hope it goes down. I get to hang, my property insurance goes down when drugs go down. I wish heroin was, you know, five bucks and Coke was five bucks a kilo because then they wouldn't have to bust into your house and steal your crap to fund their drug.
26:06🔗
Adam
We're talking about Roswell tonight. We're talking about also launching a little little offensive attack on some of our enemies out there in the world. And Drew still whipped up about the pussy actors, the so-called pussy actors over there, canceling out on the gram. I mean the Emmys tonight. We'll take a little break. We'll be right back. Hey, everybody. Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Majandra Delfino and Shiri Appleby are both here. Roswell is the name of the show. Tuesday night, 10 o'clock. Nine o'clock, sorry, nine o'clock to ten o'clock. Yes, one hour. I would have caught myself. You give me just another pigeon's heartbeat on that. UPN, everybody. All right, so what goes on on this Tuesday? I mean, how much can we give away? Or not give away?
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I don't know.
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Good.
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Yeah.
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Drew
This is girl.com. Yeah. When I was at an Internet company, we were doing some stuff with them.
28:19🔗
Guest
No, but they were like trying to get right a lot of people to buy it, and there was like hype over it.
28:29🔗
Drew
Stuff like this show talks about. We had the women on. There were three women from New York. Remember this?
28:44🔗
Adam
I always yell, I don't trust people who make a living out of giving other people advice, and then people say, well, don't you make your living that way? And then I go, oh, yeah. And then I'm embarrassed, so I'm not going to say anything. I always go, yeah, but still. Which is my way of saying you're right, but I'm not going to admit it.
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Adam
Yeah. No, it works good. They go, I don't trust people that preach to other people about how to live. Isn't that what you do for a living? Yeah, but still. See, it makes me right again. Of course. It's come around, and you can't argue with yeah, but still.
29:25🔗
Adam
All right. Drew, give me that book back now, Drew. You're all distracted. Go ahead, Kyle.
29:36🔗
First of all, I want to say, Adam, your intelligence is stunning compared to Dr. Drew.
29:44🔗
The girls from Roswell, just hot, hot, hot.
29:50🔗
Drew, your passion is so amazing. But I'll get to the point.
30:01🔗
Yeah. It's a master, anyway. My girlfriend, after every time she has a period, she gets a yeast infection. Hmm. And her mom...
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Every time. And her mom has the same thing, but her mom, I guess, it was linked to diabetes, I think.
30:22🔗
Yeah. I'm pretty sure that's what she told me.
30:27🔗
Yeah. And well, she said she has no symptoms of diabetes.
30:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. So, what? Did you talk to your mom about this? Just cause that would be a good uncomfortable conversation?
30:40🔗
No. I...
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OB.
30:45🔗
Adam
OB? You want me to have a look-see? You know, they say the apple don't fall too far from the tree. You know, so I've seen it already. So, you know what I'm saying?
30:55🔗
Drew
Kyle, recurrent yeast infections are terribly common. Very common. Are you having sex with your girlfriend?
31:25🔗
Drew
Oh, sure. That's a, that's a common thing. But listen, don't worry, Kyle, you're not going to get that transmitted from her vagina to your mouth. That's not going to happen.
31:41🔗
Drew
Oral thrush is from alterations in your immune system, like taking antibiotic, having AIDS, this sort of thing. Even sometimes the antidepressant medicine, things like that. But it's probably, Kyle, just that you may be introducing it. You can harbor it or even just having a penis can, you know, introduce stuff and change the environment in there. So, it is important that she make AIDS, make sure she's not diabetic, make sure she doesn't have polycystic ovarian disease, which could predispose her to a diabetes, make sure she's getting proper nutrition, and then realize that you could be sending something into her, and she may just have a very sensitive environment there, that just having sex causes it.
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Hi.
32:20🔗
I was just asking, I want to ask Roswell, how is it like working on like a sci-fi show, because your character development is kind of different from like, just like a normal, on earth kind of show?
32:31🔗
Caller
Well, we sort of take the situations and just sort of take the point of what we're learning and then apply that to like the real emotions that you would feel at that age, and that's how you sort of make it feel normal.
32:40🔗
Guest
So when you're using a line like, one day you're going to get in a spaceship and leave me, you have to substitute it with a whole other emotion.
32:58🔗
Yeah, actually kind of. That's really cool. Yeah, I love that show. It's awesome. Thank you. Also for Dr. Drew, I had a question. I've kind of been verbally and emotionally abused for a long time.
33:14🔗
My parents always put me down stuff because of the traditional background because we're Indian.
33:20🔗
Indian from India. Okay.
33:25🔗
Oh, yeah.
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No, I just do that for myself. They're more like you have to follow the religion and da-da-da. It's just like I can't, like technically I'm not supposed to shave my legs. They're not supposed to wear shorts. Just kind of gets out of hand.
33:41🔗
Drew
Are they abusive with this or they just intrude upon you? Not that there's a huge difference, but you understand what I'm saying?
33:49🔗
Yeah, it's like everything I do is not good enough for her and she controls me like every little thing.
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Yeah.
34:01🔗
Yeah, and it's just like, it's totally like I was...
34:06🔗
Oh, really?
34:08🔗
No, no. I was suicidally depressed like two years ago and stuff, and now she wants me to stay in California for college. I'm a senior in high school.
34:17🔗
I need to get out.
34:25🔗
No. I was thinking East Coast, like hopefully University of Tennessee. Good for you.
34:36🔗
Guest
We'll try to convince them that it's more of an educational move than a I'm dying to leave the house move.
34:40🔗
They won't take it.
34:50🔗
Caller
I don't know because that's my question was that I'm thinking of taking like deferring enrollment for a year because I won't be 18 until 2003 and they could technically pull me out of college because she would do something like that.
35:07🔗
Drew
It's pretty hard to do that. You have to be able to prove a lot of stuff. So what's the question?
35:12🔗
Caller
Yeah, I was just wondering because I'm just thinking it's going to be weird. It's going to be really bad for her because I don't know. She can go insane sometimes. I don't want to hurt her, but at the same time, I'm going to hurt myself if I stay here. So I don't know. I just want an adult opinion because all my friends are like, yeah, just go for it.
35:38🔗
Caller
No, they're just as bad. Like my dad can go over the edge with some of the stuff he says.
35:42🔗
Drew
Well, here's what it sounds like. All I can tell is that you seem like you are assessing reality on realities terms and attempting to make very good, mature decisions. You're not impulsive. You're not hysterical. You're trying to plan properly and do it in a way that actually gets you to where you want to be.
36:01🔗
Drew
Yeah, and you're willing to wait it out, which I can't give you it. I can't tell you what the best strategy is. You're going to have to decide that. It sounds like you're heading down the path of deferring and then going when you can and be free and clear. It sounds like the smart way to go.
36:23🔗
It's sad, it's sad.
36:29🔗
Adam
And the further you get away from them, the more insane you'll know them to be. And then later on you'll do what I do. You'll take pity on them and lease them cars. That's what I do with my family now. I was angry. Now I take pity on my family.
36:56🔗
Adam
What he could be looking forward to in another six months when his lease comes up, his Q45.
37:24🔗
Adam
Yeah, he was. I just paid for his goddamn Philadelphia trip. Yeah, that's nice. It's not bad. They're not bad parents.
37:39🔗
Adam
They're low-key folks. They're like a certain animal. You couldn't expect a sloth to jump up and down and act like a spider monkey, could you?
37:47🔗
Drew
I read an article about a guy whose father gave him a bill for his upbringing at the age of 20. Gave him a $2 million bill and said, here it is.
38:01🔗
Adam
Quite easily. Times 20. No, really. I swear. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We're talking about Roswell tonight, Tuesday nights. UPN, nine o'clock, everybody. The big premiere coming up in two days.
38:17🔗
Adam
Thank you very much. We'll take a little break. We'll come back with Sarah's 15 after this.
38:29🔗
Caller
This is Dexter and Noodles from the Offspring. And you're listening to Love Line with that asshole Adam Corolla and that guy that's full of himself, thinks he always knows what he's talking about, Dr. Drew. I hate that guy. I could do better than that.
38:40🔗
Adam
It's Love Line. Settle down, you chatty cathies. Girls really whip it up soon as those mics heat up. It is Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. We're talking about Roswell tonight. Drew just got a page. What's the girl's autograph? Who wants that? Who page?
39:02🔗
Really?
39:07🔗
Adam
No, I'm shocked that they didn't page because Drew has a strict policy with his clients and office workers that they can only page during the goddamn show while the show is on the air. So I have to hear Drew's pager going off into the microphone. So I'm shocked. They must have mistimed it. It was probably about 30 or 45 seconds off.
39:31🔗
Adam
Yeah, so whoever paged Drew, I gotta say, you're about 40 seconds early. We did not hear the pager going off on the air. All right. Roswell, everybody. Tuesday nights, 9 o'clock, UPN, the big premiere coming up this Tuesday in a just scant couple of days. And Drew, you got the autograph pen ready there? I'm ready. All right. Take some calls. Sarah?
39:55🔗
Yeah.
40:01🔗
Caller
My boyfriend, we've been dating for a couple of months, and he's always asking me if I want to sleep with him and stuff, and I want to, but I'm kind of scared.
40:21🔗
Guest
Don't do it. Like, I have a great quote that Shiri's mom said, which what did she say about sex, which is so great, to a young girl. Like, if you do it too early, it can ruin it for life.
40:33🔗
Caller
If you have a bad experience for your first time, you're going to look at sex with a bad idea in your head. You need to be with someone that you can be comfortable with, so when you think about sex in the future, it's a positive thing.
40:44🔗
Adam
That's not bad. My mom told my sister exactly the same thing. If you have sex too early, it'll ruin it for your life.
40:52🔗
Adam
But she did add this caveat. Unless you run into someone like Italian or Puerto Rican, Stoad who bangs the bejesus out of you relentlessly later on in life and really brings you back to sex.
41:03🔗
Adam
Someone with the passion of a guy like Drew. And Drew, you've been on a few of those missions where you actually had to bring someone back, bang them back to life.
41:11🔗
I see.
41:13🔗
Guest
Yeah, you can't mess around with that because you'll ruin it for the rest of your life.
41:37🔗
Caller
You'll be so much more comfortable with your body and yourself that you'll be able to enjoy it instead of be afraid of it.
41:42🔗
Drew
I agree. There is good evidence that women before the age of 16, their brain development is such that men too...
41:48🔗
Adam
Development? They don't have a brain before 16. That's recorded in the data. I saw some data that suggested no.
41:54🔗
Drew
There's a lot emotionally and cognitively that needs to be managed when you have that kind of relationship with someone. Our brains are not prepared for that based on what we think about what people need in order to be healthy in that relationship.
42:13🔗
Caller
Well, he's not here right now. He wasn't voicing, but the reason I'm so scared is because I was molested when I was-
42:22🔗
Caller
Do it for someone who is somebody that loves you, that's make you feel good about yourself.
43:35🔗
Drew
The reason, when you have lumpy, when you have lumpy breasts, you can't feel tumors. So that's why you have to have the ultrasound done.
43:49🔗
Adam
Watch, uh, don't, yeah. All right. Be careful that boyfriend of yours, don't get pregnant, don't have sex until you're ready. You don't have cancer.
44:07🔗
Drew
Yeah. Okay. You don't have cancer. Just going at the ultrasound and... Lumpy breasts are normal at 15. Even very lumpy breasts.
44:31🔗
Adam
It's not like I lick my own finger and rub them while I masturbate, although it's happened once when I had too much to drink.
45:18🔗
Adam
Listen, please, hold on. That's true. I don't need to talk any more about my personal life.
45:32🔗
Adam
Drew masturbated to Thomas the Tank Engine once. It's true. When his kids were younger. Mike?
45:52🔗
Caller
And I'm taking 300 milligrams. Well, the prescription was to take 300 twice a day. Okay, Adam.
46:23🔗
Caller
I'm a long-time girlfriend type person, perpetual student and business, or not business, but work in a cube.
46:30🔗
Adam
Right. Okay. Hold on, Mike. Hold on. Now, I got that high IQ, but low volume in his life.
46:42🔗
Drew
I'm not so sure of the S word. Speaking of S, I'm radio. That's not a word we typically use.
47:03🔗
Adam
You're not forgiven. Hey, the show's begun. Thank you. Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Majandra Delfino and Shiri Appleby are both here from Roswell. Tuesday night, nine o'clock, everybody. UPN, the big premiere is coming up this Tuesday. Do not miss it.
47:59🔗
Drew
You'll have to instruct your production, your casting people that he doesn't do casting calls. No? No trials. Well, of course not.
48:23🔗
Adam
Yeah. You know, it was... I had a funny experience. I don't think I told... Did I tell you about this? Friday, I was supposed to have some... Oh, no, it was Thursday. I had a meeting for some movie that was going to be an audition.
48:39🔗
Adam
You know the great part about not auditioning in this town? Is it freaks people out? They really want you to audition?
48:48🔗
Adam
No, I don't... Not because I have an attitude. Although it is because I have an attitude, though. No, that's true.
48:54🔗
Adam
Well, here's why I don't audition. Because I'm busy enough. I don't really want to work.
49:03🔗
Adam
That's the way I look at it. I make enough money. I'm interested in many other things that have nothing to do with showbiz. And as it is, I don't have enough time for that stuff.
49:14🔗
Adam
He doesn't. I never go anywhere. No, I don't. But once in a while, once in a while, they'll go, this is not an audition.
49:25🔗
Adam
The producers really want to meet you. They're big fans. And they're like, you're coming. I'm not going to be a colossal prick and go, you know, tell them to F themselves. I'll go in and meet with someone who wants to meet. I just, I don't want to do, I'm not good at audition.
49:40🔗
Adam
Right. And then if I did get the part, I couldn't do it anyway, probably because of whatever schedule has to be. So I was actually, if you tell somebody you don't want to do an audition, then they get crazy and they have to have a meeting. And I drove all the way out to this god awful Santa Monica. And then about 10 minutes away, I got a phone call said, it's not a meeting. It's now an audition. Turn around, don't go in. I have my people are so freaked out, so I actually just turn around and went home. And Drew wanted to know why I wasn't outraged about that. I think when I talked to you on Thursday, did you say that?
50:17🔗
Caller
If you're on your way to the place and you're willing to go, why wouldn't you just audition?
50:26🔗
Caller
I understand that he's not trying to act, but if he's like going to be in that field, why not just do it?
50:36🔗
Drew
To sit in front of a group of people and do anything is extremely uncomfortable for him.
50:51🔗
Drew
You see how low his self-esteem is? That's right. It's like, they don't want me anyway. So therefore, I can't do it, even though they may probably want it.
51:06🔗
Adam
No, listen, I chose this career because it pays so much better than any other gig. I mean, when I was a carpenter, my best year was like 30 grand. I mean, this just pays. The thing that's interesting about this career, and then we'll take some calls because we don't want to go too far on this, but people look at this career show business as it has to be a big emotional scene. And for me, it's like, okay, you got one gig that pays 30 grand a year and you bust your ass. And then you got another gig that pays, I don't know, million, two million, three million, whatever a year, where you can have a house and you can drive some nice cars and you can do what you want. And it just makes more sense to go that route.
51:48🔗
Adam
Right, and if you can do it without doing a bunch of auditions and meeting a bunch of idiots and stuff, then so be it.
52:12🔗
Caller
My main question was, yeah, basically I've been taking the 300 milligrams for a week now. I haven't done any of the blood tests. And I'm, before I go to the 600 milligrams, I'm wondering how important is it that I really do the blood tests?
52:30🔗
Caller
No. I have kind of a weird relationship with my shrink in that I only see him about once every six months. And he basically leaves a fair amount of it up to me to do research. And so I've been reading up a lot on the internet and such.
52:53🔗
Drew
Well, it's that kind of relationship, boundaries. Listen, you not only do you need careful supervision, these are dangerous medicines. It sounds like he may be treating you with antidepressants because you're an addict, which is completely inappropriate. I don't know if you are or not, but if you're smoking a lot of pot and getting depressed, that's marijuana addiction. And that needs to be treated. And the treatment is not necessarily medication, in fact, preferably not.
53:24🔗
Caller
Well, it sounds like a fun idea. That's one of the things you said, that by using lithium, that that will be something that will likely help me to be able to stop using it.
53:39🔗
Drew
You need to go to MA. You'll need treatment. Marijuana addiction is addiction because it can't be stopped. That's what makes addiction addiction. And if you have addiction, that needs to be treated. Your depression is not going to get better unless that's treated. And I'm very concerned about the relationship with your psychiatrist.
53:54🔗
Adam
Well, the good news is he only sees him once every six months. So how much damage could it be causing?
53:58🔗
Drew
And in terms of stepping up on the lithium, 300 to 600 is sort of a standard daily dose. You need your kidneys checked. Best is to check it before you step on it.
54:07🔗
Adam
But if your dog-in-o-guy is 29 years old, he smokes weed daily, he's probably been at it for some time, this could be depression caused by the weed, is what Drew is saying. And so why pump more drugs in your system? Why not possibly get rid of the source of the depression? Right. Thank you. All right. You guys should come in here every night.
54:30🔗
Yeah.
54:33🔗
Caller
Okay. I've liked this guy, Ryan, since I was like 11. I've known him since I like first moved into this neighborhood and everything.
54:47🔗
Adam
When you're 13, being into something or somebody since 11, no big deal. Could be 18 months, right? All right.
54:55🔗
Caller
Well, he like, since I was like 12 or something like a little while ago, he started liking my friend, Kim, who had recently moved.
55:22🔗
Caller
And he told me he liked me. But when he's around everybody else, he doesn't want anybody to know.
55:49🔗
Caller
And I mean, but when everybody else around, he's like, he's uncomfortable, embarrassed.
57:07🔗
Adam
Okay. All right, Alex. Well, it sounds like you got yourself a guy here. And now, does he call you?
57:43🔗
Drew
Yeah. It sounds like a good thing, Alex. Sounds solid. We give it a two thumbs up. All right. All right? Go slow. Be careful.
58:02🔗
Adam
Right. Drew Haul's ass on this pontoon bridge is because there's no place for the cops to hide. You know, there's no billboards for those guys. You know, it's no speed trap there. Plus, we wipe them.
58:14🔗
Adam
I mean, yeah, yeah, this is the days. Going out to visit Kim W out there. Hell of a chick. Now, now, now she thinks she's a Carmen Miranda. I'm done with her.
58:45🔗
Oh, yeah.
58:48🔗
Caller
No. They either go to the question. Um, they want to know how to get the girls like me.
59:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, you got to get in a band. You got to get in a band. Can you do it? Can you play anything?
59:17🔗
How old are you?
1:00:07🔗
Adam
Too weird? You know, I think, and you guys help us guys with this. I'll put Danny on home, but he can listen up. I think as a guy, you think that if a girl finds out you're asking her out and she doesn't want to go, she's going to like freak or think there's something wrong with you or just generally that they don't look at it as a part of life. That is a girl, you should be getting asked out. You are going to turn down a certain amount of guys who ask you out, but you don't look at them as freaks because they asked you out.
1:00:42🔗
Guest
Well, if you do it like a level jumping kind of way, a level jumping, you know what I mean? Like we're here and somebody all of a sudden acts like we're up here, you know, but you're still down here, right? If I were to propose to you right now and be totally serious just because we spent these like five minutes together, you know, level jumping, nobody, no, I know, I know, I know, I know you're saying number jumping, right?
1:01:04🔗
Adam
No, no, she's talking about like, it's not about if I said, how about we go out, how about we go out for lunch and then you agree to go out for lunch with me and then I pull out a ring. Now that we're going steady, I want you to wear this.
1:01:20🔗
Guest
Or like they just read into everything that they think they're at that point with you. That could be really scary.
1:01:26🔗
Caller
When guys take it a little too far in their head, that's when it makes you feel uncomfortable as a girl. But girls, you're used to it. If they're your friends, there's obviously something about them that you like. You're willing to go out with them.
1:01:35🔗
Drew
The thing with guys is by the time they're building up the nerve to ask you out, they fall in love. Yeah, they've concocted the same thing in their head.
1:01:42🔗
Guest
It's like in swingers when he's having the whole conversation with the answering machine. They'll do that sometimes. That is a bug out.
1:01:49🔗
Adam
Right, because chicks get weird when there's too much energy, which is, there should be a certain-
1:02:16🔗
Adam
Well, guys will freak down the road. I mean, guys will freak three weeks into the thing when you're putting the screws to them and you're talking about your parents and stuff like that.
1:02:27🔗
Guest
Yeah, we're talking about something different. Yeah, I see what you mean, because nobody's going to, you know, go have sex with them. So certain boys know that that's not what girls are after, and the girl will level jump and they'll be like, great, you know?
1:02:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, guys freak out when you've been on like four dates and the chick starts talking about converting to Judaism and stuff like that, then guys get weird. But if a guy is physically attracted to a woman and that woman comes over and wants to know what he's doing Friday night, he's in. And even if she bum rushes him or even if she does it in a very inappropriate, out of bounds kind of way, he'll still do it.
1:03:04🔗
Guest
Sometimes guys don't even know that they're physically attracted to a girl yet and that's where all the scheming goes on in the girl side.
1:03:12🔗
Guest
I'm telling you. When you stand behind me, it's so true. You want to go to coffee like, oh man, if only you guys knew.
1:03:22🔗
Adam
No, we don't know if you're... We don't know if you're in to us, but we know if we're in to you.
1:03:26🔗
Caller
My theory about guys is that when girls, you'll like a guy. He doesn't get it until after you've stopped liking him and you've already moved on. They've caught the drip.
1:03:41🔗
Caller
A lot of guys are like that. They're not as perceptive as women about certain things. Women pick up when a guy is starting to feel differently about a woman, and a woman, by the time a guy gets it, she's already over it.
1:03:52🔗
Guest
Some of them just have a hard time believing that anybody likes them. Do you disagree?
1:04:01🔗
Adam
Here's the deal. Guys are thick, and they're stupid, and they're out of it. Lame. Yes, they're lame. They have no idea what's going on. Women are much more sophisticated when it comes to matters of the heart. One thing guys do know is whether they're attracted to somebody or not. They don't come around on that.
1:04:24🔗
Adam
Let me tell you what guys do though, which is a brilliant move, especially with you hot looking chicks because here's the deal about good looking women. You can't talk about their looks too much because then you fall into the category of all the other guys who focus on that too much. They do this one. Here's my move. It works like a charm.
1:04:45🔗
Adam
Come on. You go, listen, you're really attractive. But when I met you, I knew you're really attractive. But I wasn't really into you that way. I mean, you were hot and I knew you were hot. But like, I still never thought about it that way. I wasn't India that way. But then we started talking and he asked me out to coffee. And once we got into it and then it started to build. But like, I know you're an attractive person. I mean, I can tell you that.
1:05:20🔗
Adam
It's smart because you're not going to be able to convince a really hot chick that you absolutely had no idea what she looked like and you weren't into her physically. You have to admit she was hot, but you just have to be naive and play. I never thought about it. I wasn't thinking that way. But the more we spoke and the more you talked about your pets, the more you spoke of your stuffed animal collection.
1:05:42🔗
Adam
The dream you had that involved some of your pets. I was really, yeah. The way you didn't know what part of the world the Middle East was in. I mean, that kind of stuff, the more we discussed that. Now, believe me, guys know when they're attracted to a woman. Yeah. The ones that say they came onto it are full of crap. Drew, please.
1:06:05🔗
Adam
Here's what guys could do. Guys could line up 10 women and just go, nope, nope, yes, yes, nope, nope, nope.
1:06:18🔗
Adam
There's two or three of those guys that are in 10 that would fall in the category C, which is I got to talk to them and see what his vibe is.
1:06:26🔗
Adam
Right, right. For men, we don't have a category C. It's just A and B. Would, want to get in their pants, wouldn't want to get in their pants. For Drew, it's all category A. Everyone's getting in everyone's pants.
1:06:37🔗
Guest
Emotionally intelligent men, but I know so many that have much higher criteria than that.
1:06:44🔗
Adam
Ultimately, I'm not saying they're going to marry some dumb shoe-inclusive. No, but I know people that won't spend their time unless it's like marriage or something like that.
1:06:53🔗
Drew
There's a no category for them though. And then once somebody's in a no category, they can't come back.
1:07:00🔗
Caller
You walk into a barge every single day. You walk in and you check it out. There's yes, I'll talk to that guy. This guy comes over to me. No, I'm not going to talk to him.
1:07:07🔗
Adam
I'm just telling you, there's a third group of question mark guys where it depends on what their vibe is.
1:07:12🔗
Guest
And that's how I've seen many men be with women, that you're like, I've talked to them where they're like, this girl's kind of, you know, into me. I don't like her, but she wants to go have coffee. What do you think? And then next thing I know, they're like, God, I'm in love with her. You know, and it's totally because she crept in there. She pulled some smart, unlevel, jumpy thing. They totally disagree.
1:07:37🔗
Adam
And here's the other thing that you guys have. We have a much more universal and concrete way of judging your looks. Whereas you women, there's some short, bald guy you think is really sexy. You know, like, where you go, well, he's not traditionally...
1:07:55🔗
Adam
Which is so... He's not traditionally... Right, thank you. He's not traditionally... We have a system, that's right. We all adhere to it. But you go like, he's not traditionally handsome, but he's sexy. There's something I like about him. We all know these guys. They make me sick by the way. But so as guys, we don't know where we stand, because an attractive woman, you guys are both very attractive. And if a guy, if you took an average young man, they would all be attracted to you. Now, they wouldn't all say you were a 10. Some might say you're a 9. Some might say you're an 8. Others might say you're a 10. But you'd all be, they'd be in the general vicinity.
1:08:53🔗
Adam
I mean, Appleby and Delphino, the new talk format here on Love Line. Roswell is the name of the show. Tuesday nights, 9 o'clock, everybody. The big premiere is coming up this Tuesday. So mark that on your calendar. It's too late to mark it on your calendar.
1:09:17🔗
Adam
All right. Where was we or is we? I'll get back to the phone. I'll speak to Stephanie. Stephanie?
1:09:28🔗
Caller
I live in Roswell, New Mexico, actually. I just wanted to know if you all had to go down to Roswell to see the town or did you get anything specific? Did you get to see like the landing site or anything like that?
1:09:45🔗
Guest
It's so embarrassing. We have no excuse, no reason. We're just lazy people who have never been to Roswell, New Mexico.
1:09:59🔗
Adam
You can't get anywhere near Area 51, though. So what if you're going to go eat at some burger stand with a big plaster ET on front?
1:10:12🔗
Adam
Let me tell you, this is why they call it acting. Let me give you guys a little speech here.
1:10:20🔗
Adam
There's nothing I find more pathetic than when they start talking about these actors and they go like, well, Nick Cage, his character didn't drink in this movie so he stopped drinking and Nick used to tilt a few and it was four months without drinking. And it's like, look, if the guy slammed heroin, would you then have to start slamming heroin? And by the way, it's acting everybody. You get to act. I mean, you get to act like somebody. And then you get to go home and get back to your drinking. If you're gay, you don't got to blow guys soon as you get off the set because your character is gay in the movie. And by the same token, if your character doesn't drink, you don't have to stop drinking. That's why they called acting.
1:11:04🔗
Guest
If we had to come home and be our characters, we'd be suicidal at this point. Because we are so different. Yeah, and the inconsistencies and all that is just not...
1:11:30🔗
Caller
Yeah, and also that I love Roswell and Mahantra and Shiri are like my favorite actresses on the show.
1:11:40🔗
Caller
And my question is that I've been friends with this girl for about a month now. We met like right before high school started on the internet. I was talking with her and everything.
1:11:51🔗
Caller
No, it was just kind of a profile thing, whatever. But we like talked and we both go to the same school and we just met last Monday of last week. And she was like pretty and everything. I kind of liked her and everything. So I was just going to ask her to homecoming, which is in three weeks. But then just on Friday, she asked out this guy and he said yes. And they had this really like great date Saturday. I was wondering if there was still a chance for that.
1:12:31🔗
Caller
Well, yeah, because we mostly talk online, but yeah, we met. Yeah, we talk on the phone. We talk at school, too.
1:12:37🔗
Adam
All right, Landon, here's the bad news. You guys stop me if I'm wrong, but she wouldn't have told you and made it clear what a great guy he was and what a great date she had with her.
1:12:49🔗
Caller
It wasn't like that. It was a conversation that she had already had with a friend, and I just asked her for the information on the date because she was going to tell me anyway. So it was just her conversation with me.
1:13:07🔗
Adam
What do you think it is? Well, look, if you're interested in a guy, you don't ask another guy to the prom and then tell this guy and make it real abundantly clear that you met a great guy.
1:13:18🔗
Guest
Yeah. Had she not asked him out and then gone on the date and bragged about it, maybe she was trying to get him jealous.
1:13:26🔗
Drew
No way. She didn't specifically sort of wag this in his face. She kind of came up in conversation. And not even slowly broke it. It was broken into him as he would a friend in matter of fact discussion. And then he now goes into the delusional 15 year old male spin. He's got to spin it out now. He's got to spin it from his landing.
1:13:54🔗
Caller
Well, she didn't know yet. She didn't know if he would ask her. She said she wasn't even thinking about homecoming yet until at least two weeks before it.
1:14:39🔗
Adam
I mean, look, go for broke. But listen, Landon, here's the deal. Here's the deal you got to make me, all right? As you understand, I know all and I tell all, and I have sensitive nipples.
1:14:53🔗
Adam
I swear to God, I am a genius when it comes to things that I should have done. Yeah. This would have been one of them if I was at your age. You ask her out on a date in no uncertain terms.
1:15:07🔗
Adam
Don't ask her the homecoming and don't give her the bum rush, and don't freak her out, and don't stutter, and don't tell her it's because you've always loved her. Or you know what you're meant to be, or any of that stuff.
1:15:22🔗
Adam
I'd like to take you out Friday night and see a movie or go to dinner. What do you think?
1:15:31🔗
Adam
She's going to give you some BS, and that BS is going to be, that sounds great, but I can't because of this, or whatever the reason is that she can't. That word, that means no, and don't ask her out again. She's going to be nice. She's going to be real nice, and she's going to say, Lannan, you're great. You're a great guy. And I could see why a girl would have to be crazy not to be interested in you.
1:15:53🔗
Drew
And here's what you hear. Wawa, wawa, wawa, wawa, wawa. You're Charlie Brown's teacher, talking to you, you're looking for one word, yes or no, and that's your answer about homecoming.
1:16:02🔗
Adam
And you're going to hear, I would love to any other weekend, but this weekend, but that weekend will never come.
1:16:14🔗
Adam
No, even if she says yes, if you don't go out with her Friday night, because you could still get the call Friday afternoon that says, you know what, something came up.
1:16:24🔗
Caller
She'll say yes first, because she's on the spot, possibly. If she's in front, face to face, she'll say yes and then call later.
1:16:30🔗
Drew
You're right, you're right. So you are either going out Friday night or you are not. That's it, that's your answer.
1:16:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, you know, it sucks about going to the same school as somebody. Everyone knows your schedule, like all that. Like now, I don't want to do anything. When I tell people I have to go check my schedule, which there's nothing on it, but at least they give me that.
1:16:57🔗
Adam
No, because you know why? I swear when I was 15, I was like, I'll tell you why, because girls, and God bless you, you're too nice, you're nice and evil at the same time, which is they say, Landon, you're a great guy, and any girl would be lucky to go out with you. But this Friday, I got it, and they walk home hearing, she thinks I'm a great guy. She thinks any girl would be lucky to go out with Ace.
1:17:27🔗
Guest
No, no, I mean, I would just be like, no, you know what I mean, I'm sorry. I really like, you know, I think but I don't want to go out on a date just because I like you.
1:17:35🔗
Drew
You are you know, you're really cool as a friend, but I can't even you're really cool as a friend. You're going to get another date question.
1:17:45🔗
Adam
Let me give you the let me give you the let me give you the proper response. Go ahead and ask me out.
1:18:07🔗
Drew
It's got to be something more definitive. I would like very tough. I know it's hard. It's a lot to put on a woman.
1:18:19🔗
Guest
I still think you should just be honest. If that's hey, you're cool and everything, but not enough.
1:18:26🔗
Drew
You got to be on the order of, you can be on the order of, you're cool, I think you're cool. It's a little face-saving, but we are not having that kind of relationship.
1:18:39🔗
Guest
It's very clear. It's good, though. And then they hate you at the time, but then when you see each other again, you're 19, they say, do you make them so embarrassed?
1:18:47🔗
Guest
Let me tell you, I never had good reactions. I never had good reactions. They'd be like, well, you're flat-chested anyway. That was always their reaction, you know. So, Delfino, I love you. But it was never good until later. They'd be like, you know, thanks a lot or whatever, you know.
1:19:04🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, you're both right, because there's no way you're going to look a guy right in the eye and square in the eye and tell him there's no way your two eyes are ever going to go out. He wants to be polite. Way too tall in order for a 15-year-old girl. Here's what you do. You go, listen, I am lesbian. All right. And if I hear that you've told this to anybody in school, I swear to Christ, I'll make it my business to have everyone know you're gay. Even if you're not. OK, fine. And that's how you leave it with them. They'll save face. They'll feel better if they know you're lesbian.
1:19:39🔗
Caller
My boyfriend was diagnosed yesterday with HIV and we had sex about like a month ago. And could it be transmitted to me if and like he tried, like I try to HIV test, but they couldn't get like good enough results and they said they wouldn't know for like a long time. But I just wanted to know if...
1:20:02🔗
Drew
No, wait a minute, Rebecca. This whole thing is not making sense. How old is your boyfriend?
1:20:34🔗
Caller
I was roaming around his desk and he said that he had a paperwork from the doctor saying he was HIV.
1:21:42🔗
Caller
He said to her, and he said the doctor, didn't your boyfriend say to you the doctor gave me a note that said I was HIV positive?
1:21:51🔗
Drew
She hasn't even discussed it with him. Look, you don't know what you saw. I can't even imagine a situation where a doctor would hand someone a note like that. So I have a feeling you saw something you thought you saw but didn't see.
1:22:08🔗
Adam
What's going on in your life there, Rebecca, beside the AIDS scare, which we're sure you don't have?
1:22:14🔗
Caller
Well, me and my boyfriend have been together for like a year or so. How old are you? I'm 16.
1:22:55🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Listen, I'd rather talk to a minor Burt. I really would. We'll get to the bottom of Rebecca, but Rebecca is like semi-retarded. I mean, she's 16 years old, and she's got like a serious learning disorder.
1:23:10🔗
Adam
No, she's somebody. I think something bad happened to her when she was a kid, and when I say retarded, I don't mean doioioi, retarded, I mean retarded development. Like she's at a level. She doesn't sound like you're talking to a 16 year old. Sounds like, it's like I feel like a cop talking to a five year old. Yeah. And was mommy, did daddy have a gun? He had a, it was shiny.
1:24:29🔗
Adam
No, I know. Yeah. I think it's bogus. Liar! Liar whore! Liar whore! You know it! All right. We'll see you in AIDS. We'll see you in AIDS hell. Little bitch tried to pull one over on me. See how smart she got when I called her a retard?
1:24:56🔗
Adam
Hey, Rebecca, I hate to screw with you, and I know some guy put you up to this, but you've really, on this sort of wheel in the sky, cosmic thing, you've given yourself like a 500% higher chance of contracting HIV.
1:25:09🔗
Adam
Absolutely, absolutely you have. And you know what? I'm fine with that. I'm perfectly fine with that. We'll take a little break. We'll be back.
1:25:23🔗
Caller
Hi, this is Jon Favreau, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:25:28🔗
Adam
Yeah. I like him. Drew hates Jon Favreau. I always love that. He's Jon Favreau is a nice guy that Drew can't stand. All right.
1:25:46🔗
Adam
Drew, listen, where's the old comatose? I'm going to get my paycheck and go home, screw the kids, Drew, that I've grown to love over these years. Just please, lean back. Please, lean back. Get away from the microphone. Roswell is the TV show. Because it drew at the beginning, when we come back, I like to say who the guests are and where the show is from.
1:26:06🔗
Adam
Yes, we're on the air now. Roswell, everybody, Tuesday nights, 9 o'clock UPN, big premiere this week. All right, now.
1:26:16🔗
Adam
Now we can get back to the phones. And we really don't need calls tonight, but we'll take some just to say we did it, because I could yell that if I don't. Jesse?
1:26:29🔗
Adam
Oh, hold on a second. Much. Oh, my God. Hold on. All right. We were talking off the air about that bitch who got called in and made that bogus phone call.
1:26:41🔗
Adam
And I've said many times, I don't really care if we get bogus calls or not, because I punch out at midnight and that's fine. I get paid the same whether we get all bogus or none bogus. But there's a couple of things that upset me about her, which is I don't like it when people screw around with serious, serious topics that we have to give you the benefit of the doubt on. It's cheap to do bogus calls where you can't step up and go listen BS or get out of here, you're full of ass, because they're talking about something that's potentially life threatening and a very serious topic. And so to me, it's kind of a, it's against the Geneva Convention.
1:27:27🔗
Adam
Yeah, and how do you all deal with a bogus call? It's a challenge. You try to pull one over on us.
1:27:39🔗
Adam
And I want to kill myself, then we have to talk to you whether it's real or not, because obviously, even if there's a 1% chance that that could be a real phone call, because it's so grievous, we have to stick with you. And so it's kind of the coward's way of making a bogus phone call. But the other thing is, there are people who theoretically have real problems and would like to have them solved. And each one of you that spends 3 or 4 minutes of our time, there's one less of those people who gets their problem solved. But that being said, I'm so glad I called you a retard. And it is worth it for the one bogus phone call that I call Poor Innocent People Retards.
1:28:25🔗
Adam
I saw her IQ snap right when we got back to her. She went from confused little country girl to a diabolical witch. Alright, so let's get back with old Jessie. Alright, you're 16.
1:28:40🔗
Caller
Well, I got my nipples pierced yesterday. And I just wanted to know if that could later affect anything with childbearing and breastfeeding.
1:28:49🔗
Drew
Wouldn't the time to have asked that question been prior to the spears being put through your nipples?
1:28:59🔗
Drew
And it turns out it makes it a little more difficult, but it's not a big deal. But we are told.
1:29:08🔗
Adam
Just be very careful. You're 16, baby. Don't even think about getting pregnant for many years. Dave, that's better.
1:29:37🔗
Adam
Hey, Dave, do you get that thing where the guys do that arm pull thing and you honk your horn? Kids do that?
1:29:50🔗
Caller
I talked to Dr. Drew and tell hello, ladies and Anderson, everybody back there. I want to say hi.
1:29:57🔗
Caller
I've noticed over the last year or so, I'm starting to have some problems, a reclodysfunction going that way, and I'm wondering if it might be, since I'm in the truck sitting a lot, I'm wondering if it could be cutting off in circulation or...
1:30:12🔗
Drew
There actually is such a thing, it's not so much in truck drivers, but people that ride bicycles, that you can crush the pudendal nerve. And there are vibratory damage, you know, like jackhammer operators get to the nerves in the hand that you might be getting if your seat is really traumatically vibrating on your palate.
1:30:37🔗
Drew
So it's not something you'd sort of typically jump to just by virtue of driving trucks. Are you... Any of the other medical problems? Could you be diabetic? Do you use a lot of alcohol?
1:30:48🔗
Caller
No, nothing like that. One thing I have noticed over the last, I don't know, maybe years or so is like when I yearn, I think I'm done and I shake and I, you know, give it a couple extra shakes. I'll put it away and start to walk over to the sink so I can wash your hands. And all of a sudden, there's a little bit there. It's like, hey, wait a minute.
1:31:08🔗
Drew
All right, well, that's that you do get from sitting and driving a truck for a long period of time, and that is prostatic inflammation. The prostate gets bigger and doesn't work right. And indeed, that can affect your erectile function. So you might want to see a doctor call the urologist. Sometimes if they get your bladder function better, decrease some of the inflammation on the prostate, some of the erectile difficulties can settle down. So I would check that out.
1:31:28🔗
Adam
Let me tell you about a very alarming trend in my life is I've gotten off of wearing underpants. You know, I now wear sweatpants everywhere with no underpants.
1:31:39🔗
Adam
And essentially, I'm going to start going shirtless. I'm almost nude. I almost leave the house nude. Because I don't have any kind of work that requires. Let's say I don't go on auditions or anything. Sorry, I am. Now when I take the leak, I get the dribble of urine that is not held up by the underpants that hits the leg and goes all the way down the leg.
1:32:02🔗
Adam
Very bad, very bad. Well, it's usually like one big drop that seems to find its way down to my foot.
1:32:22🔗
Drew
He's still pushing forward. You don't want a female genital track before 30. You don't want to males after 50.
1:32:27🔗
Adam
All right. We're going to take ourselves a break. I'm going to see if I can swap out my general track with the ladies. Drew pointed to screen there, anal sex call for the ladies. I want to thank Majandra and Shiri for coming in here tonight. Roswell, everybody, Tuesday nights, 9 o'clock. Please watch the show and support our new best friend.
1:33:00🔗
Adam
Want to wish her big happy birthday. Remind me to tell you what I did on my 21st birthday tomorrow night, Drew. All right.
1:33:12🔗
Adam
It's entertaining enough that it should be said on here. Thank you guys for coming in. We really enjoyed it. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.
1:33:22🔗
Drew
Malraise that they canceled it because a few pussies were afraid to stand up in public on a time like this.
1:33:30🔗
Caller
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