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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, everybody. It's the Loveline.
1:18🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Your phone number is 1-800-LLV-E-191, Dr. Drew, Ford Certified Internist, Addiction Medicine Specialist. I was watching 60 Minutes 2 tonight. 60 Minutes is a great, great television program. I know a lot of our audience probably thinks it's some, their dad's news program or something like that, but really compelling show. It's not, it's not the news the way you think it is.
2:02🔗
Adam
No, they were, they were going around Afghanistan and talking to all the folks and you know, the scary part is they talked to all these school girls and stuff and they're talking about Bin Laden and what a great hero he is and all that kind of stuff. But I really realized when I looked at that country and the people and the way they looked at us, I realized the way they look at us and we think they look at us as a sort of an evil empire and all that kind of stuff, white Satan and all that. But I think they look at us like we look at Liz Taylor or many other celebrities, which is, you know, when you hear about some tragedy in like Liz Taylor's life or Sharon Stone's life, yeah, it's a secret, is it kind of, she's rich, she'll get over it. You know what I'm talking about? I hear Sharon Stone has an aneurysm and it's like, all right, she lives in that big house, she'll be fine. Yeah, so she sells a Jag and goes to the best surgeon in the world and you know what I'm talking about? There's a certain element of, we know they're people, but we're so far above them in a monetary sense, in a lifestyle sense, that I think it's like, all right, so how bad is it going to be?
3:27🔗
Adam
It really is. Think about it, when you think about, and everybody think about this, when you think about these big, big time celebrities who are going through a divorce, whose father died, who have some medical difficulty, who got in a car accident, Janet Jackson, you know, Michael Jackson catches on fire at a Pepsi commercial. You're like, yeah, he'll get past that.
3:47🔗
Drew
Unfortunately, though, you're really describing a version of the most pernicious feelings that humans have called envy. There really is envy.
4:10🔗
Adam
They'll be fine. Yeah. It's like when you hear about a rich guy getting his car totaled. Or you hear about some big time NBA athlete whose house burns down. What do you think? Insurance will cover it. He'll be fine. You never go, oh my God, what a tragedy.
4:26🔗
Adam
I hope he gets by. No, you don't. It's like when Liz Taylor has another ailment. It's like, she'll do fine. She'll do fine.
4:34🔗
Adam
Don't you think that's what they look at? Don't you think this entire country is Liz Taylor to them?
4:42🔗
All right.
4:48🔗
Yeah.
4:52🔗
Caller
Okay, about two months ago, like June-ish, I got ill. I don't know what kind of infection it was. It was maybe an upper respiratory infection.
5:05🔗
Caller
But I lost my voice and at the time I'm seeing someone, but I like to use my dildo just because it's a long-distance relationship and I don't want to see other people, so I use my dildo.
5:31🔗
Caller
I mean old-fashioned. That's right. But it's more pliable and it just feels more realistic.
5:49🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, I'd rather that than, you know, just have sex with someone else. I mean, I'm in a good relationship. It's just long distance.
6:00🔗
Drew
She also misses what we were saying about the dildo. She doesn't understand why. She went right past that.
6:07🔗
Caller
Come on. OK. So at the time when I was sick, I had a fever and everything and I used the dildo, right?
6:16🔗
Caller
Yeah, June-ish. And then I was sick for a while. I'd lost my voice. I just felt like crap all the time. And then I got better. And then last month, actually three weeks ago, I used it again and I got sick again.
6:40🔗
Adam
You're saying I don't think any germs could live on the thing for three and a half months.
6:47🔗
Adam
You say every time you use the dildo, you lose your voice. You're not going down on it, are you?
6:52🔗
No, no.
7:01🔗
Adam
All right. All right, Angie. You know, it's not, this is just coincidence. I mean, maybe because she couldn't be plunging some disease up into her that was harbored on the dildo, right?
7:14🔗
Drew
No, nothing would survive. It's two or three months on a rubber surface after having washed. But listen, Angie, you smoke a lot of cigarettes, right?
7:24🔗
Caller
No, my voice is just gone because this happened again. I lost my voice again, so I went to my ENT. It just happened to be a throat specialist. He said I had a severe upper respiratory infection. My ears were clogged, my nose, my...
7:41🔗
Good, smart.
8:01🔗
Caller
I have a lot of spare time at my work and I was reading that you had a name Ace Rockolla or something.
8:13🔗
Yeah.
8:15🔗
I was reading it off the Loveline message board.
8:19🔗
Yeah.
8:19🔗
Adam
You know what? I probably shouldn't be talking about this on the air, but when we travel, when Drew and I do these colleges, I travel, I check into the hotel as Ace Rockolla.
8:30🔗
Drew
I got to tell you, it is terribly uncomfortable. They're like, Ace? Yeah, that's me. Mr. Rockolla? Yes, sir.
8:38🔗
Adam
I know it sounds ridiculous, but we're in Wichita for Christ's sake. We're staying at the campus Hilton, and if I go in under my name, I'm going to have a bunch of frat guys phoning me for AM. You want to go out for a keger. But we hadn't done one in so long, and we did one a couple of weeks ago, and I was standing there going, hey, Adam Corolla, and she's like, nothing under that name. And I was like, they screwed up again. I'm going to kill those son of a bitches.
9:10🔗
Adam
It was Drew who actually chimed in, and Drew used to travel under the name Jimmy Kimmel. Ironically, Jimmy Kimmel got more popular than Drew, and now he's traveling under Chris Hardwick. All right. All right, there you go, Anson. All right. All right.
9:32🔗
Adam
Oh, I don't know. I can't remember. My friends always called me Ace. I grew up, people called me Ace, like you call a fat guy stretch.
9:46🔗
Ace Rockolla.
9:52🔗
Yeah.
9:56🔗
Caller
I got a question for Drew. I just quit smoking weed about 10 days ago. I'm getting ready to go into diversion. I just got a Dewey in possession of a lesson announced last week. And I keep getting headaches every night. I've been taking Tylenol and Aleve and...
10:29🔗
I'm not sure yet.
10:30🔗
Caller
I know some kind of class once a week. I haven't actually started yet. I just wanted to clean out my system, try and get out of diversion as quick as possible so I can get back to token.
10:43🔗
Adam
Right. Smart. You know what I... Let me tell you what I love about this god-awful society we live in. The guy who... Ken Cazoil, the guy who had destroyed my car many years ago, drunk and then fled in his vehicle. If I was in my car, I'd be dead, right? Completely totaled my car, nailed it drunk and then dragged his pickup truck. It was missing a front end and front tires several miles with sparks flying out and then fled on foot. Him, they can do nothing about. Him, they caught him and it's like, well, we can't really do anything. But my buddy who got busted for the pot plant in his apartment, oh yeah, he's getting...
11:25🔗
Adam
Full extent of the law, baby. He's in classes, he's paying for rehab, he's on probation. How does that work, by the way?
11:33🔗
Drew
I don't know. I hope that one of the things that the new war creates is a realignment of priorities. Listen. It's nice to help people create motivation to seek treatment. But look at old Joe here. He's going to go through withdrawal, get depressed, go to some meetings for a couple of weeks, and then can't wait to get back to smoking pots. Ridiculous. What a waste of time.
12:04🔗
Caller
No, this is my first time. And actually, check this out. I had stems. I didn't even have any weed. It was just marijuana stems.
12:14🔗
Adam
You know, the problem is the court does not see the difference between dirt weed and good bud. That's the problem. It's just weed. It's ironic for the guy who gets caught with it. Because we all know a bunch of stems and seeds ain't worth anything.
12:33🔗
Hey, Joe.
12:43🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Well, you know, the court, even though I don't agree with the court mandating you quit, they may be on to the, you know, move in the right direction with that. Maybe something you may want to think about.
12:55🔗
Well, yeah.
12:59🔗
Drew
No. No, no, no. That's the problem. I mean, are you able to get work and do you finish school?
13:19🔗
Bob Glass.
13:33🔗
Caller
Yeah. We've got a warehouse. Me and my buddy, we just make pipes. We sell the distributors all over the US.
14:00🔗
Caller
It comes in four-foot tubes, and you break them down, and you just heat up, and it melts, put colors on, and...
14:23🔗
Caller
No, you kiln it after you're done, but it's basically like a little station with a fan and a torch, and the fan sucks away all the heat and byproducts and stuff.
14:38🔗
Wow.
14:39🔗
Adam
I know he does it for a living. Why is it people can take even topics that are sort of interesting and make them the most boring on this show? Because he smokes a lot of weed? Is that what that is?
14:52🔗
Drew
You know, be a glassblower. His type of glassblower doesn't need the most erudite command of the language.
15:05🔗
Drew
Yeah. But how about glassblowing just a specific bong, a specific hash pipe over and over again? I mean, you got to be obsessed. You got to be obsessed with the drug to be just sitting there being turned on by smoking.
15:24🔗
All the time, man.
15:26🔗
Adam
No, he doesn't. I'd give him an extra 10 bucks if I thought that bong or pipe had been blown from ass, ass wind.
15:55🔗
Caller
I knew. He told me that he hadn't been doing it. I mean, I thought that he had stopped. He met some girl last year. He started. He's always smoked weed. And then last summer, he just started getting into like more drugs. Like he was doing ecstasy. And I mean, like, he would just shoot his tolerance level up really quick, you know? And I mean, like he was taking like 10 pills in one night. And he just kept doing it and doing it. And then finally he met this girl and she introduced him to heroin. And he was doing it for a while. And then he stopped. He stopped seeing her. He stopped hanging out with her. And I thought that it was done.
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Drew
No, there's no such thing. They have to engage in a very, very long-term treatment program where they're like, I mean, I had no idea. No, the reality is...
16:57🔗
Caller
I mean, he was a third-year college student. He was on the dean's list. He graduated third in his high school class. We spent together for like four years.
17:05🔗
Drew
It's an awful disease. If you know somebody who is using heroin, consider their life in grave danger. And a significant proportion of them will die of this. Unless there is some substantial focus on treatment. Death is a probable outcome.
17:22🔗
Drew
No, but it's a matter of dealing with reality. It's not wanting to do... You know, that's part of how you manage dealing with somebody like this dying, which is addressing the reality of it. And that's...
17:36🔗
Drew
No, otherwise it becomes, how could this happen? How could this happen? Well, it happened because...
17:39🔗
Caller
Exactly. I mean, it's just... I just found out today and I guess he... Someone found him in his dorm room yesterday. Just...
17:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, he... He goes to a school back east. I just moved out here and we've been together for four years.
18:03🔗
Adam
We... We... Yeah, that's too sad. I was... I feel bad now. Were you planning on, you know, getting married and having a life and everything?
18:13🔗
Caller
I mean, like, he was the one, you know? He was the one for me. I mean, we were just perfect together and everyone knew that we were gonna be together and I just...
18:28🔗
Caller
I don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do now. I mean, I've been involved in my life for just so long and I just don't know. I don't know what I'm gonna do without him.
18:47🔗
Adam
I think you should spend time with... Absolutely. Even if it's just a couple of people. I think you need to not be alone right now. You know what I mean?
18:58🔗
Caller
I just, I can't eat and I know I'm not gonna be able to sleep and I don't know what I'm gonna do.
19:03🔗
Drew
But that's normal. There's a certain amount of that is normal. It's a horrible shock and it's a major loss. But what you have to begin dealing with is that he is not who you thought he was. He was a heroin addict, a bad one.
19:20🔗
Caller
This is really bad. I was online today and one of his friends, none of his friends had my new phone number out here. And he told me on the computer and I was like, you know, I didn't believe him. I'm like, shut up. You know, that's not true. And I called his dad and his dad just started crying. And that's how I found out.
19:59🔗
Caller
Yeah, I have to find out tomorrow, like when all the services are and I'm going to go back there and stuff. But, I mean, I just had, I mean, really, like before when he was, I'm sorry, I'm taking up your guys' time.
20:14🔗
Caller
Before last summer when he was when he was using a lot, like you could tell because he didn't he didn't want to, you know, talk to me. He didn't want anything to do with me. He just was he was always mean to me, you know, telling me to get away and stuff. And I was like trying to stay involved in his life. And and then when he told me that he had stopped, then there was just a complete change in him. And he was back to the way that he was, you know, before and he was just loving and he wanted to talk to me all the time. And it just came out of nowhere, nowhere.
20:45🔗
Drew
Not nowhere, Elizabeth. The people that are heroin addicts don't stay stopped. They don't.
20:49🔗
All right.
20:52🔗
All right.
20:53🔗
Adam
But look, here's the deal. This is, you know, in no way your fault. That he had a disease. It has nothing to do with you. And there's no, I mean, you know, there's nothing you can do at this, at this point. Just grieve, you know, be around people, be around the people that you love and that love you and that loved him when you go back for, for the services.
21:37🔗
All right.
21:40🔗
All right.
21:48🔗
Drew
Can you imagine the stress of moving the way the world's changed and now this and you're 18. You know, September 11th move and then somebody really care about goes.
22:05🔗
I mean, maybe you just smile on.
22:10🔗
Adam
What I mean is there's, I believe there's probably almost so much pain you can experience and then you just sort of red line on pain. I mean, it's about it.
22:22🔗
Adam
I don't know. No, I'm not saying that. What I'm saying is, it's like getting into a car accident where you puncture a lung, break some ribs, have a concussion, break a hip. I'd rather just do it one accident. That's what she's got. I don't want to spread it out over five years. She's getting all her pain into a six-month period, and then hopefully, God willing, she'll be good after that. We'll take a break. When we come back, we'll speak to David. Been masturbating since he was 10. Now, his ejaculation isn't right. He's the ripe old age of 13, by the way, after this. Drew went to the dentist today, everybody.
23:28🔗
Adam
Drew, Drew hates dentists, and he hates attorneys. Those are the two guys he hates. And I think as a doctor, professionally, you look at them as your sort of arch nemesis. That's your competition.
23:46🔗
Adam
Listen, dentist. Don't get me going on the dentist. I know I love the dentists. It's always like this. Look, you guys, every time I go to my dentist, it's the same thing. Would you guys do something? Would you have some kind of technological breakthrough? What's with the filing and the packing and the filling and the Novocaine shot in the gum? How much has this changed since the turn of the century? Oh, no, no, no, he says. They have laser beams now. It's a pulse light laser. It needs no anesthetic. It cleans out the cavity. Then it's packed with a polymer that has no... Yeah, like, okay, well, give me that. Oh, we don't have that. We got to drill. It's like, okay, okay, listen, there are jets that are capable of going three times the speed of sound. But until I get to take one to New York, it is not a breakthrough that I benefit from. You cannot start bragging about it. I know you guys...
24:47🔗
Adam
Until it becomes part of the mainstream of your industry, you cannot talk about what it is. Right. I don't care what the president and Liza Minnelli get. I want the common man, me, the literal millionaire. David?
25:06🔗
Yeah.
25:25🔗
Wow.
25:29🔗
Caller
Yeah, I was already matured because like my cousin, he was 25 and he had some point of videos in his room. He just got me started on it.
25:40🔗
Adam
What a... Oh, shut up, Drew. How dare you bring that up? What a dynamite individual your 25 year old cousin was. You're 10. It's time you started beating off.
25:53🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. You can't have semen come out of your penis at 10. You can't. Unless you have some sort of semen producing tumor. You can't have...
26:09🔗
Adam
What... How old are you at 10? Are you in the third grade? I mean, how... Oh, shut up. What grade are you in at 10? You're third grade? Oh, Drew, let's not get going on this. Are you really in the fifth grade?
26:22🔗
Adam
Don't get going on this again. I think you're... I think you could be in the fourth grade at 10. I bet there's more fourth graders at 10.
26:33🔗
Adam
Thank you. So let's say fourth grade. Can you produce semen in the fourth grade? Is that possible? Hold on. Where is he? Line three.
26:45🔗
Dude, you beat off David.
26:52🔗
Caller
Yeah, because like I was in fifth grade, by the way, because I started school. But I would like do it. And after the first couple of times, I thought I would just after I like had a good feeling, I decided I'd keep on doing it. And then like after that, it just like started coming out.
27:30🔗
Caller
Yeah, because like whenever I start beating off, I'm like, it's all just some reason that it'll just like, it'll get soft. It won't feel hard.
27:53🔗
Caller
Well, no, I'll wait. I'll do it like every day, like every night or maybe in the morning sometimes. But like the past couple of days I haven't been doing in the morning, but I'll do it every night about once or twice. And the first time I'll try to do it, I'll do it, like start doing it and then it will just go soft on me.
28:26🔗
Oh, my God!
28:27🔗
Somebody hold the phones!
28:38🔗
Adam
David, I wake up at 8 and semen starts coming out of my penis. And, you know, I take a shower and I get dressed. I go to school in semen. I leave a trail of semen from my house to where the school bus picks me up. And then out of the school bus through the exhaust pipe, I leave a trail of semen. And like bread crumbs to grandma's house. But then around noon, it stops during lunch.
29:02🔗
Adam
And I'm very upset. But then the trail of semen begins coming out of my penis again. He was like, I do it in the morning and then, you know, during the day and then at night.
29:16🔗
Drew
Yeah, I like that. I do it once a day and sometimes in the morning and sometimes twice at night. And then I do it in the day.
29:23🔗
Adam
All right, that's good. You're 13, Dave. Just give that penis a rest for just a second. Thank you. Okay. You give yourself something to look forward to. Nina?
30:04🔗
Caller
What's up? I'm losing hair everywhere. And I think, I mean, it seems to have been going on. Like, I think it's been going on for a couple of years. But I think it's just recently become really, really noticeable.
30:38🔗
Drew
You've been tested for thyroid? And there can be adrenal disease that can cause pubic hair loss, hair, leg loss.
30:51🔗
Caller
I don't know. It just, it really, I think it's like an issue of the fact that I feel like everything's sort of always snapped back and it's not snapping back. I thought it was like maybe I was bleaching my hair or something like that, but...
31:09🔗
Adam
Well, no, I know it's upsetting, but what I'm saying is, it's not bad to have a small amount of hair in the pubic region. That you could deal with, right?
31:18🔗
Caller
Yeah, of course I could deal with it if I wasn't losing it everywhere else. Right. On my head, on my eyebrows.
31:29🔗
No.
31:31🔗
No.
31:41🔗
Caller
I saw a doctor, they checked me for thyroid and they checked me for... for testosterone.
31:48🔗
Drew
Well, you want to keep looking. This is an unusual symptom and it is something that sometimes is caused by an immune attack on hair follicles. You might want to talk to a dermatologist about this. See if they can get the other control in.
32:03🔗
Caller
Well, here's my other concern is that my period's been really weird the last few months. But it's really a lot less than I used to have a really, really heavy period. And it's just kind of like, it starts but it seems like something's holding it back.
32:21🔗
Adam
Maybe it's all that hair. Maybe it's like a big dam of hair in your vagina and the blood can't get past it. Everyone close their eyes and picture a big blood dam.
32:35🔗
Drew
Well, the endocrinologist, dermatologist, these are the two types of doctors you want to talk to. I've been tested for thyroid, otherwise it looked okay. Adrenal gland is something she should be tested for. Autoimmune diseases she needs to be tested for.
32:52🔗
Adam
Okay. I don't know. These dermatologists are not such geniuses. I went to one once because I had the neck rash. He told me grow a beard. I swear to God, that was his advice.
33:06🔗
Adam
And it's always great when they give you a whole bunch of nothing, like stuff you know is not going to work while he's telling you. At least you should think it's going to work. You know, they go, well, make sure the water is real hot. You shave with, and you're like, okay, there's nothing. That's nothing number one. What's nothing number two? It's good to take your razor and keep it rubbing alcohol. Okay, thank you. That's number, what's that, number two, nothing. And if it's, you know, if it's irritated, you should go ahead and put some eye, you know, then put the cold water. Okay, thank you. Is that nothing number three? There's a trifecta. Thank you. How much do I owe you? Thank you. I'll go home and do nothing. So you're telling me nothing. I wish people would just go nothing. And actually this guy did.
33:52🔗
Drew
He said grow a beard. Weren't you taking that, using that depilatory stuff for a while that the black guys use?
33:58🔗
Adam
I always claim to, yes, but I never do get around that. Because I'm always weird buying the black guy beard stuff at the save-ons. I don't want them to think I'm in the Panthers or something. What's this dude buying the weird black guy stuff? Plus, that stuff's always spooky.
34:14🔗
Adam
The weird black guy products in the shave department are always weird. First off, they're black guy color. And now I know how the black people feel about us and our white band-aids. I feel weird as the white dude with the black guy stuff. It's that weird kind of mocha milky color. And it's always got a weird funkin smell. That wasn't a swear word. And there's always a guy who looks like Franco Harrison, the thing with the big beard or something. It's just weird. It always seems a little dicey to me. But thank you. Claire?
34:47🔗
Yeah.
34:51🔗
Caller
Okay. Basically, there's this girl at my school. And I don't find her attractive or anything. But I find myself talking about her all the time, talking about how I want to look like her, want to be like her, want to be her friend. And my friends are sick of me listening to me talk about her. And that sort of thing. I mean, I don't want to like, you know, anything lesbian with her, anything. It's just I want to be her. And it's sort of creeping my friends out.
35:22🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, we look the same pretty much, you know, same hair color, same, you know.
35:49🔗
Caller
Oh, no, I don't say bad things about her. I just talk about her all the time. I'll say, oh, I saw her...
36:03🔗
Caller
I don't know. I mean, I never had any, like, you know, nothing bad in my background. No molestation, nothing like that.
36:13🔗
Caller
No. I mean, alcohol runs in my family, but my parents are totally against alcohol, everything. I don't drink drugs or anything.
36:25🔗
Caller
I don't know. I think it's maybe because I look like her already and just... Well, I don't know.
36:36🔗
Drew
It's an idealized life that she can sort of identify with. It's like it's a fantasy. She could step into her life and get away from Clare's.
36:51🔗
Caller
Right. I mean, like, she's in my class, a bunch of my classes, that sort of thing, so I see her every day.
36:57🔗
What do you think...
36:59🔗
Adam
I mean, what would it be like for you to strike up a conversation or a relationship with her?
37:06🔗
Adam
Well, I don't mean from an obsessed fan's standpoint, but just from a friend's standpoint.
37:12🔗
Caller
From a friend's standpoint, I... She might... You mean, like, would she find me interesting? Would she like to talk to me?
37:19🔗
Adam
No, I mean, I think maybe you could get over this, and maybe I'm wrong, but my hunch is, is if you got to know her as a person, you would obsess less about her because it wouldn't be like she was a celebrity or something, like you would know her.
37:45🔗
Adam
No, they get weird at the beginning, and then they mellow out because they're kind of... They become human beings. She's not a human being. She's like this weird symbol, the symbol that's floating around.
38:01🔗
Drew
Well, you need to develop some self-esteem and some real relationships. And I'm very, very concerned. I mean, you're how old? You're 16. It's a little old to be doing that kind of stuff.
38:11🔗
Adam
Don't you... Is there anything you like besides obsessing over chicks that look like you in high school?
38:22🔗
Caller
No, I just, I like listening to it. I like, I like exercising. I don't really have many hobbies.
38:33🔗
Caller
I mean, and plus, like, I don't really have, like, any close friends. I have one close friend.
38:35🔗
Drew
Yeah, but that's what you need, Claire. You need to spend time with people who are available for you, and spend time talking about how you feel, not about obsessional thinking, but your feelings about yourself.
38:44🔗
Adam
Yeah. We're going to take ourselves a little break when we come back. We'll speak to Kyle, who's 14, plays in a band, and the vibration hurts his right testicle. Do you think he's hitting his nuts with a tuning fork, or it's the vibration that's coming off the speakers?
39:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, they do sling that thing pretty low. All right, we'll talk to Kyle, who's nut hurts from the music after this.
39:12🔗
Hello. Hi, this is Jonathan from Korn, and you're listening to Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew on...
39:27🔗
Adam
I heard from Korn's manager, who I ran into somewhere, Peter, that the band's in the studio, coming out with a big album soon, and we'll be in here fairly soon.
39:43🔗
So...
39:47🔗
Adam
He sounds good. Yeah. Don't know, but that was the last I heard. So the guys will be in here. Okay, let's get back to phones. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Speak to Kyle, who's 14. Kyle plays in a band. Kyle?
40:55🔗
Really? Why?
40:59🔗
Adam
You don't have to smoke out with them, though. But, okay. So anyway, you smoke a ton of weed. You're in a band.
41:06🔗
Drew
Kind of just for the sake of information. There is good evidence that under the age of 15, pot does do something to your brain.
41:13🔗
Drew
It doesn't. The part of your brain, your right frontal part of the brain, the part you use to develop with, doesn't grow. Maybe even shrinks.
41:32🔗
Caller
All right. All right. So I play in a band and like, you know, I play guitar and like, we're like pretty popular band around school and stuff. And we're playing, when we play a concert, it's like the answer is so high. Like the vibrations just like get to me and like just hit, like, I don't know, for some reason, my ball, my testicles just like starts hurting. And I play football for like PE. And like, you know, I'll like turn left and then like, sometimes it'll just start hurting and I'll have to like sit down and like, everybody will be like, what happened? I'm like, oh, I hurt my back.
42:13🔗
Drew
No, that's the one thing it probably isn't. Could be a hernia, could be a torsion, could be a tumor, could be a lot of things.
42:30🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, he got his nut cut in a carb. He was, you know, you put the bong kind of between your legs and you lean back, and the carb was a little low, and he was doing a load in his underpants, and he was sucking it pretty good because there was a lot of resins in the stem, and his finger slipped off the carb because it was greasy from some nachos he ate, and one of his nuts actually sucked inside of the carb, and then he actually inhaled his sack. Oh, that's good. And it was tough getting it out of there.
42:59🔗
Adam
Well, I remember doing the second load with his nuts in there because it was golden. You know what I mean?
43:05🔗
I don't want to waste it.
43:08🔗
Caller
I just want to say, like, also, like, Adam, I heard Israel, like, I've been listening forever.
43:13🔗
Yeah.
43:14🔗
Caller
And Drew, like, that one, like, kid that called you like asshole and stuff, like, oh, man, that guy's a jerk. Like, if you weren't here...
43:23🔗
Drew
Asshole. Well, thanks, Kyle, but you know what? His memory is better than ours. I don't know what he's talking about.
43:29🔗
Adam
It's amazing. He smokes a ton of weed. And he's twice as lucid as we are. That's age. Kyle, easy on the weed. Go to the doctor for the nut sack. And here's the deal, by the way. When you're on stage, your nuts will take a pounding. And if you're on stage in front of a large group, especially as a young lad, you should be stuffing multiple tube socks down under pants anyway.
43:55🔗
Adam
Acoustic sound waves. Right. So I'm sure if you take your nuts and you go ahead and you wrap them in bubble paper, that's what I do whenever I go on stage. Because I don't want to get hit with a bottle from 20 rows back right in the groin, you know. That'll help protect it. David?
44:13🔗
Yeah.
44:15🔗
Caller
I wanted to ask a question. A friend of mine, he cooked up some coke and put it in a sterile water vial. I didn't use the same needle. I used my own needles, but I used the same vial. What are the chances or is it a high risk of catching anything from using the same vial?
44:38🔗
Caller
I don't know. He said he didn't use the vial, but just out of curiosity, if he were to use the same vial.
44:43🔗
Drew
I mean, if somebody used a sterile needle every time they drew out of that vial, obviously the needles are all sterile. Obviously, you can't introduce any bacteria or viruses into that vial.
44:58🔗
Caller
Oh, really? What about collapsed veins? Do they come back or are they gone after they're clotted?
45:04🔗
Drew
They're not collapsed, they're clotted. And that's it. They're scarred up and that's the end of it.
45:14🔗
Drew
Scarred up and clotted. I guess you can re-catalyze sometimes, but for the most part, that's it.
45:39🔗
Drew
Well, you know, the important thing, most, you live in San Francisco, the Haydash Free Clinic has got really good services up there. Check out what they've got and don't waste any time. Just go before you accidentally do get exposed to something that might be irreversibly life-threatening.
45:54🔗
Drew
You know, the hard part with addiction is getting going. So if you're thinking about it, just take your butt up there and do it.
46:00🔗
Adam
All right. Take care of yourself. All right. Shooting coke. Just shooting anything. I mean, it's just so brutal. It's such an easy way to die.
46:15🔗
Drew
Listen, smoking heroin, easy way to die. Smoking cocaine, easy way to die. Yeah. All easy ways to die.
46:23🔗
Adam
Easier to do it shooting, right? Because you have a whole dangerous application part that you're missing with the other part, right?
46:51🔗
Hey, Loveline, everybody.
46:53🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. The band DEMA will be in here tomorrow night. All right. Let's hop back to the phone. Sometimes I like to not talk for a few seconds and see if Drew talks.
47:15🔗
Pumper. Yeah.
47:16🔗
Adam
They'll be in here tomorrow night. Tell them all about this song. We like this song. Phil is on line 3. Phil is 18.
47:25🔗
Phil, how are you doing, guys?
47:29🔗
Caller
Adam, I have a question you might appreciate. It's kind of interesting, kind of scary at the same time. It seems like every once in a while I get dehydrated and I feel kind of woozy or whatever. And I sit down and try and take a crap. But instead of solid coming out, it comes out to be a liquid. It's not diarrhea, it's like almost like I'm f***ed.
48:08🔗
Caller
Well, I'm at college right now so the food is not that great. Every once in a while I'll get a little bit of that coming out. But I'm trying to figure out what causes it.
48:19🔗
Drew
Well, again, it's diarrhea. If you really want to know, you'd have to see a gastroenterologist and get an endoscopy and get stool cultures done. You may all just be irritable bowel. Do you have periods of constipation too?
48:42🔗
Drew
So, again, exactly whether maybe it's related to something higher up in your gastrointestinal tract, I don't know.
49:28🔗
Adam
The volcano god cursed my anus and forced liquid to come out instead of solid matter. And it was bad.
49:35🔗
Drew
I mean, literally, primitive man going, holy, oh, hey. Calling his friends to come look at it.
49:46🔗
Adam
But he didn't seem to have an answer for that one. It just happened a long time ago, so we can't remember. But that's diarrhea. And if you want to go get yourself checked out, that probably couldn't hurt. Alrighty, let's talk to Jessica. Is that you, Jessica?
50:04🔗
Actually, I have a question about my sexuality.
50:13🔗
Okay, basically, let's say I'm with a guy, right? I'll be dating a guy. I'll be sexually active with them. I don't like it. I actually don't like sex, and I don't know why.
50:26🔗
No. We know that. Wait, I can't just put words like that out now. But I like, I'll be with a guy, you know, I'll judge guys, and I think they're cute. I like him a lot. I like strong arms or anything. But like, I can't always do anything with a girl. I've never done anything with a girl except kissing. I meet out with a girl. I'm actually, I make noises with a girl when I'm with a girl, but when I'm with guys, I'm quiet. I don't like sex.
50:52🔗
Sex is a guy, this is why I'm asking myself now, because I was confused before and I knew I was bisexual.
50:58🔗
Hold on, hold on.
51:01🔗
I knew I was bisexual, but now I'm confused more because a guy keeps on telling me, is this even doing anything for you?
51:10🔗
What was that?
51:16🔗
Yeah.
51:23🔗
Uh-huh, like kissed a girl and like, I've never done anything.
51:29🔗
Yeah, exactly.
51:34🔗
Like yeah, like I'm actually like, you know, I'm into it, you know, but.
51:37🔗
Drew
So that's what she's saying, even with sex with a guy, it's nothing, even just kissing with a girl. But what set you off? What made you so confused about your sexual identity? What happened to you?
51:48🔗
The guy that I was with.
51:54🔗
That I was confused?
51:57🔗
Just making out with a girl when I was drunk and I actually.
52:02🔗
I was 17.
52:05🔗
No what?
52:17🔗
No, totally fine.
52:23🔗
I don't call myself a lesbian. I'm not a dyke. I don't have short hair.
52:27🔗
Drew
That has nothing to do with being a lesbian. I mean that's lipstick lesbians. You're a lesbian.
52:35🔗
He's not in my family yet. He's up north actually.
52:41🔗
Separated family. Who cares? I have separated parents.
52:45🔗
I was like one. So I don't know.
52:48🔗
Because my mom and dad just didn't get along.
52:51🔗
Drew
What was making them not get along? Was he alcoholic or something? Did he smack her around or something?
52:58🔗
No. He was just physically abused.
53:01🔗
All right. All right.
53:02🔗
Adam
Jessica, enjoy your life. I can't talk to you anymore. No. No. Everything was great. Everything was great. While my dad was gone. While he left when I was one. Why did he leave? Oh, they didn't get along. Was he an alcoholic? Yes. He smacked her around. No. But he was physically abused. No. No. No. No. Everyone with the no. No. No.
53:25🔗
Drew
You know what this is? This is rebound no. For about two weeks after the World Trade Center disaster, we had a lot of yes, a lot of openness. Now it's rebound no time. Okay. Any question we ask, it's no.
53:38🔗
Adam
Here's the bottom line, Jessica. No. There's issues with your dad. I'm sure who was an physically abusive, alcoholic, who abandoned the family. So there's some male issues there. But you still may be, and by the way, and I don't even want to talk to Jessica because we're not going to get an answer out of her, but the mom, no, the mom who saw fit to start a family with the abusive alcoholic probably found a couple other abusive alcoholic guys to bring around.
54:09🔗
Drew
Absolutely. I don't even care about that, frankly. I was just trying to establish whether or not she had some confusion about her sexual identity, some major trauma that really sort of set her spinning. She didn't really have that. No. So she probably is lesbian. She just needs to deal with that.
54:32🔗
Caller
All right. I've been masturbating constantly. Day, morning, showers. And the past two weeks I've been masturbating, but this time is different because each time I do it this time, when I'm about to have my...
54:51🔗
Caller
The question is that I've been getting headaches, migraines, every time I, like, I'm about to come.
55:00🔗
Caller
And I was wondering what's wrong with me because I get, like, big headaches and I just drop to the floor going crazy because it hurts, like migraines.
55:19🔗
Yeah.
55:25🔗
No.
55:34🔗
All right. All right. All right. You're calling from Riverside?
55:45🔗
Adam
All right. I knew Dave was full of crap when the word got out. I beat my meat, like, all the time, like, in the shower, and then all the time, and I beat off, and I'm masturbating, and I get a headache.
56:21🔗
Caller
When I have oral sex with my boyfriend, I can't finish. I can't swallow. I get a stomach ache. I feel like I'm going to throw up. I was wondering what could be causing that.
56:35🔗
Adam
All right, hold on. I'll tell you, I don't really even mind the turn your radio down part. It's always the second lap of turn it down again that we get into on this show that seems to come up quite a bit.
56:49🔗
Drew
Be fair, you do mind the turn your radio down thing. The second lap is just completely incomprehensible.
56:53🔗
Adam
I have to say that I'm mildly annoyed at the first turn your radio down request. It's the second turn your radio down request that makes me want to kill. So hang on there, Aaron. You can float in purgatory for just a few minutes until we're ready to talk to you again. We must punish you. John? Yeah. You're 25?
57:19🔗
Caller
I don't know. The big question that I have is, me and my wife have been married for about five years, and when we both first got married, we were both in shape. We kind of let it go. I guess there's still a lot of people that get used to things. But within the last year, I've lost, because I was overweight about 70 pounds, I've lost 60 pounds of that. Wow. And I'm trying to get my wife to belong, for me to get back into shape, and she doesn't want to.
57:53🔗
Caller
Well, she says she indicates that she does want to, and whenever I try to bring her along, she makes excuses. She says, you know, that she doesn't like the exercises I'm doing, that it's boring, but yet she'll, I guess, attempt to work out when she's at home, but she just doesn't do it that often.
58:37🔗
Adam
And how old? She's 5'2, and 1'6, it says. And so she got a little heft on her, and she freaks out. I mean, this is tough. It's tough to broach this. Drew, you ever try this? What? It's a no-win situation. You ever have a woman, you're trying to get to lose a few pounds, and they'll beat the crap out of you before they do it? They start eating more when you suggest that.
59:11🔗
Drew
You know, you used to tell me that Christina Ferraro used to say that was when her husband would say anything, like try to help her when she'd complain she wanted to die, and he'd like say, honey, you really think? And she'd just go, uh, poof, put it in her mouth, and just to spite him.
59:25🔗
Caller
Um, sometimes not. She really doesn't say anything at the time, but, like, if we ever get into an argument, she brings that up.
59:48🔗
Drew
She knows she's overweight. Be that as it may, there's nothing you can do about it except support her, taking care of herself. That's all he can do.
59:59🔗
Caller
She's depressed enough to where she's online a lot and chatting with friends. As a matter of fact, she met a friend online and she goes out with her, like, all the time.
1:00:30🔗
Drew
Yeah, a little sort of out of left field, convenient, something. You could not have left that one out.
1:00:35🔗
Adam
I don't know. I believe John. John? Yeah. You're not worried at all that your wife met a young lady on the Internet and now goes to lesbian bars with her?
1:00:49🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm... It's kind of hard for me to believe that she would do anything with another woman, but it's not like I wouldn't put it past her.
1:01:25🔗
Caller
Yeah, I've only met her once because Jennifer says she's afraid of me. And she looks like a little gargoyle. I mean, she's really freaky looking. But she's shorter than Jennifer is. And she's just as big. And I'm wondering if her friend...
1:01:43🔗
Caller
I wonder if her friend's like almost consoling her. And saying, oh, that's okay. You look fine, blah, blah, blah. I like my women. I don't know what she's saying. But it's almost as if her friend's talking to her. It's okay the way she looks. And I'm like, well, you know, you're kind of overweight. And you might, you know...
1:02:00🔗
Adam
Okay, I'm putting them on hold because this line's bad and he's been on too long. But here's the deal. John's got his work cut out for him in this relationship.
1:02:15🔗
Drew
If this is real, it's a total mess. Total mess. She's spending her time hiding out from him, basically, online, with a lesbian friend, going to a lesbian bar, living an alternate life away from him.
1:02:25🔗
Adam
Here's the thing about the big ladies. They like to hang out with the bigger ladies because it's all relative. You understand? Know what I mean, Dr. Drew?
1:02:43🔗
Adam
She's hiding out from him. I have no advice for him. Get out. Don't have any kids, please.
1:02:48🔗
Adam
Please. Here's the deal, everybody. And listen, you deserve, you owe it to your partner to stay in shape, I believe.
1:02:59🔗
Adam
Unless you both want to get out of shape together, and then that's a deal. You can strike between you and your partner. But if one partner is working hard to look good, the other one certainly owes them that respect.
1:03:12🔗
Adam
And listen, ladies, you don't have to freak out when guys work on this. You really don't.
1:03:20🔗
Adam
No, when they work on you a little with the weight. You really, women go nuts with this stuff. It's like, you're trying to attack them, their corneas with ice picks or something. It's like, listen, honey, you got a big ass. My friends are making fun of you behind my back. Come on. I'm doing, you know, do it for you. Do it for your health.
1:03:44🔗
Adam
I'm just saying, ladies, don't freak when a guy says, look, you need that second bowl ice cream, you're on the diet. What about the diet? Don't spaz. Yeah. Drew, you wouldn't spaz.
1:03:58🔗
Drew
No, that's a bizarre impulse. Take it out on yourself when somebody else is trying to help you.
1:04:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. What a guy would do is a guy would start working out harder and bang one of your friends. You do the logical thing, not start eating more.
1:04:13🔗
Yeah.
1:04:20🔗
Caller
Today, as a matter of fact, because we're in California, October the 3rd, time change, I know all that.
1:04:30🔗
Caller
Dude, I got hit by a car in 1998. I've been able to get with the woman sexually, date-wise. And my ex-girlfriend wasn't ugly. She was a good-looking girl. I'm not a...
1:04:49🔗
Adam
Hold on, hold on. Anderson, shut up, shut up for a second, Tommy. Anderson, I will see you in hell if Tommy has some kind of brain damage from being run over by that car.
1:05:27🔗
Caller
Hillbillies. Don't breathe hillbillies, number one. But it's been hard to meet a woman on the date.
1:05:53🔗
Caller
No, no. I can walk very well. I can do things very well, but I can't talk very well.
1:06:14🔗
Drew
To remove a clot? Please? You had like a depressed skull fracture or something like that?
1:06:28🔗
Adam
Okay. Drew, you speak fluent brain damage. Because your wife or because patients? How do you speak patients?
1:06:47🔗
Caller
Well, I don't do a bunch of drugs. I do what my doctors got me on and smoke a little bit of what y'all talk about.
1:07:39🔗
Caller
Dude, I'm not a drug addict. I ain't no snorter, shooter. I smoke a little weed, yes.
1:07:57🔗
Caller
Well, your dude talks about playing with the Giants, and I got Giants and all of you. I got the grades, I'm amazing. But-
1:08:22🔗
Caller
Because I'm 35 and I ain't got a kid. My kid died of SIDS and I'm a junior. My dad was a Marine and I'm a junior and I want it to go on.
1:08:45🔗
Adam
Drew, I know this may be inappropriate, but do you think there's ever a kid named SID who died of SIDS?
1:08:51🔗
Adam
And then there was some confusion when they were explaining it to like relatives. What happened?
1:09:02🔗
Adam
All of you who by the way are feeling sorry for themselves right now, or just in general, close your eyes and climb inside of Tommy's world for just one minute. Got the dead infant, got the brain damage, 15 types of medication. Tommy? Yeah. Well, look, you got your sense of humor. Okay, you're going to have to, I don't know where you meet women. I know Larry Flint is in worse shape than you are, and he gets laid all the time.
1:09:45🔗
Adam
But here's the deal, Tommy. Okay. Women are much better than men are in this department.
1:09:53🔗
Adam
Meaning, if there was a woman who was in your condition, a lot of guys would not have anything to do with her.
1:10:03🔗
Adam
Right. Maybe when she was hopped up on her medication, she'd give her a quick rape and go home. This is how guys work. But women will take a guy who has some difficulties.
1:10:16🔗
Adam
And take care of him. And that's the good news. So you need to get out there and find yourself one of these women.
1:10:22🔗
Drew
It's just fine. Maybe some activity, some community service, something where you're going to meet people. Get out of here. Get a job. Some something. You know, a denominal job that you can just barely function at. Do it. Meet people.
1:10:32🔗
Adam
All right. We got to take a break. I got to say bye to Anderson, who's on a Greyhound to Hell because he played that banjo music with Poor Brain Dick. We'll see you in Hell, all right?
1:10:49🔗
Adam
Yes, he does. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Adima in here tomorrow night. We'll talk to those guys. And now we'll get back with Aaron. Aaron started to tell us, she's 27, started to tell us about having oral sex with her boyfriend.
1:11:07🔗
Adam
That's what she said, yes. But her radio was up, so we punished her a little bit. Aaron?
1:11:15🔗
Caller
Oh, okay. I was just wondering what could cause that when, you know, I can do the act if I just can't finish it.
1:11:26🔗
Drew
And when you finally realize that, it sort of conditioned you to thinking of it that way. And now you can sort of get nauseated whenever you think about it.
1:11:38🔗
Drew
Because it makes you sort of nauseated. Well, it's kind of gross. So if you start thinking about it being gross, you're kind of sick.
1:11:44🔗
Adam
Listen, I don't like oysters. Do you know what I mean? I mean, I find them difficult to keep down.
1:11:52🔗
Caller
But why would, you know, you can do it, and then just one day, it just makes you sick.
1:12:00🔗
Drew
Well, actually nausea is especially that way. And maybe you were nauseated from something else that day and this sort of really...
1:12:07🔗
Drew
I know. But once nausea gets associated with like a food, you can never look at that food again. That's why nausea is a very profound conditioner. And maybe you were sick from something else and this made it worse and then pow, that's the end of that.
1:12:21🔗
Adam
That's how it was with me and Caroline in the City. I saw the first episode, I got nauseated and I could never watch it again.
1:13:20🔗
Caller
Yeah, because I stopped for a while and it's like, we've been trying to get in, it's just, it's not working.
1:13:24🔗
Drew
See, this Sacramento, I was up in Sacramento last week. This is the kind of women I kept encountering up there.
1:13:47🔗
Adam
What do you mean? That's life. You know, I used to be able to run a 484940, and now it's up to 15-20 minutes. You understand? I can't do it anymore. I used to be able to do it. Okay. There's other things we used to be able to do that we can't do anymore. This is one of those things.
1:14:11🔗
Adam
There's two things I find endearing about Erin. One is that she can't do the math on the big load of semen in her mouth and the grotesque nature of that.
1:14:20🔗
Adam
And number two, cannot accept the fact that it nauseated her at one point and now it nauseates her continuously.
1:14:29🔗
Adam
It's like I did it when I was in high school. I can't do it now and I can't accept it. This is a very easy math to work out, Aaron. But God bless you for trying and keep pecking away, pardon the pun, and give it a try once a month. See if it works for you. Janelle?
1:14:48🔗
Hello.
1:14:51🔗
Caller
I've been with my boyfriend for about three years. And he was with a 16-year-old female.
1:15:03🔗
Caller
About nine, ten months ago. He recently just got out of jail, and he did time for it. Wow. Yeah.
1:15:13🔗
Caller
He cheated on me with her, and he's cheated before, but I recently... He told me before that he didn't have feelings for her, it was just for sex. Now I find out that he had feelings for her. I find out now that she was pregnant, and...
1:15:44🔗
Caller
I feel like if I leave him, then I'm giving up on a situation that I've been working so hard on.
1:15:53🔗
Adam
Right. You're trying to sculpt a piece of ass into the Maltese Falcon. Yeah, the youngest of Milo. Why give up on that dream?
1:16:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, have kids. He's a wonderful, wonderful dynamite individual that I'd like to get to know better.
1:16:23🔗
Drew
Because you're trying to fix your dad. That is the only thing that could fixate someone on somebody like this.
1:16:27🔗
Adam
How did he end up doing time? Did her parents get involved there? How much time did he do?
1:16:37🔗
Caller
I didn't want to in the beginning, but then I was just like, well, I love him so much. I can't walk away.
1:16:42🔗
Adam
No, you can't. He's such a wonderful guy. Okay, listen, Janelle, you got to take a good look in the mirror and figure out. Well, actually, don't look in the mirror. Turn your head sideways. Use the second mirror so you can see your brain through your ear and try to figure out what's going on with that brain of yours. This has nothing to do with this guy. This is everything to do with your dad and your past. And what's up with that? No.
1:18:04🔗
Adam
No, really. I mean, look at this guy. You wanna admit that you're gonna marry this guy?
1:18:09🔗
Drew
I love him. A rapist? Let's add it all up. In the con column, he's an ex-con, rapist, child abuser, who is awful to you. Is he an alcoholic or addict also? I imagine, yeah.
1:18:27🔗
Adam
Well, he couldn't get any prison. That's what that means. What does he do for a living? Works around metal?
1:18:48🔗
Adam
Couldn't you, Janelle, couldn't you head down to some homeless shelter, some bus stop and pick up some bum who was sleeping on a bench?
1:19:02🔗
Drew
There's a book called But I Love Him out there. I suggest you read. It shows you that I love him. It has nothing to do with love. Another book would be called Dreams of Love and Fateful Encounters. It helps you understand why you go from fixing dad to fixing this guy and how, again, it has nothing to do with love.
1:19:28🔗
Adam
But I Love Butts. It's almost the same as But I Love Him, but there's a slight twist that makes it into a totally different read. Totally different read.
1:19:41🔗
Adam
I love Butts. Don, you're 25. Look, if anybody wants a little insight into the human psyche and sometimes the female human psyche, you just listen to Janelle over there. There was. The guy's carrying on with his 16 year old. He knocked her up. He did some prison time. He does a few drugs. He's unemployed. He's a little bit physically abusive. But I love the guy. I got to get married to him.
1:20:15🔗
Caller
My girlfriend's on the pill. And she finished her pill, her cycle of the pill on Monday. Then she said she started her period on Thursday. And then a week later, she told me that she was, she thought she was pregnant because she was feeling sick and that her period only lasted about five hours. Could she be pregnant?
1:21:14🔗
Adam
Take care of yourself. I think he was just a little nervous. Sometimes when you get nervous, your breathing gets a little weird.
1:21:23🔗
My questions are going to my pick.
1:21:31🔗
All right.
1:21:31🔗
Adam
We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, let's see. We got Jenetta Warts, hates people at her own age, explain to kids that they can't see their crazy mom. But that's Lisa. That must be their grandmother, right?
1:22:01🔗
Adam
I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Adem is coming in here tomorrow night. Uh-oh.
1:22:18🔗
Adam
Ace Rockolla's got to start at the top. You should have reminded me, Anderson. We'll do some lightning rounds next week. All right. So where are we here, Drew?
1:22:33🔗
Adam
There is, you know, we do have to get the traffic and the weather and the surf report.
1:22:38🔗
Adam
Right. Yeah. Slow and go, slow and go on the 405. But look out for brake lights in the 110. Look out for brake lights. If you didn't hear the radio warning about the brake lights, what do you figure you'd do? Just plow into the guy who stopped in front of you? Just instead of hitting your own brake, you just clamp down on the accelerator and just drive right up his ass. Sure. Right, right. I always like it. I always like to. There seems to be a very high in the traffic reports that we go and watch out for slowing in the third lane. Motorcycle got tangled up the big rig. I always say to myself, oh my god.
1:23:26🔗
Adam
I mean, you hear about that. It's like a guy in a moped got tangled up the combine. It sounds like I'm picturing, oh, what carnage.
1:23:34🔗
Drew
The other one is, yeah, they've got the wreck over to the right, a vehicle over the side.
1:23:52🔗
Caller
And just a couple months ago, I had a falling out, I guess, with my mom. And she's not seeing the kids as much as she used to. She used to see them like three times a week. And now she sees them maybe once a month.
1:24:09🔗
Caller
She is a so-called recovering addict. She's an alcoholic. She's manipulative, controlling.
1:24:39🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, that I finally have been able to just say, you know what? Fine. If this is how you're going to live your life, then I can't be around you.
1:24:53🔗
Drew
And it may be important for her. That may be the only thing that really gets her attention and gets her to do something more substantial with her disease.
1:25:00🔗
Caller
And that's what the whole falling out was about. Was that I found out that she was screaming at my kids while she was watching them overnight.
1:25:08🔗
Caller
And she just did that to us our whole childhood. And I can't bear to have that happen to them. So I told her I waited. After I heard about it, I waited and cooled off a couple of days. So I didn't just go off on her. And I tried to approach it really calmly and explain to her, you know, I know it's hard to get them out of bed sometimes, but I just think there's different ways we can do it besides yelling at them. And if you can't not yell at them or you feel that you just can't handle that, then maybe they shouldn't come over as much. And she flew off the handle and went crazy. So.
1:25:56🔗
Caller
I missed my dad and mom when I was little. They weren't good to us. I still missed them.
1:26:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, but you were screwed over by them and that was your biological parents and this is one removed. Listen, here's what you do. BS your kids a little bit.
1:26:12🔗
Caller
I just don't want them to feel bad because they love their grandma. You know, like I don't want to.
1:26:21🔗
Adam
Yeah, I, you know, as a kid, and I don't know if you got this growing up, I know your dad's ultra super ultra cheap, but and they played their own head trips on on you. But my mom was this hippie and her whole thing. And this was a bad times growing up in the 70s. You know, the old deal was kids were small adults and you're supposed to be truthful with them and lay everything out for them. And I really didn't appreciate it. Right. I got an ass full of, you know, this guy hurt mommy sexually.
1:26:57🔗
Adam
No, I didn't get that. But I mean, I did have my mom told me about some neighbor who was like older, like, you know, if he touches you down there, you should, the guy was like a friend of mine, you know. It was a little weird. But there was a lot of sharing open feelings and open dialogue and open discussions with 7 year olds.
1:27:20🔗
Adam
Kids can't handle that kind of weight, that kind of stress. They don't need to know that mommy doesn't like grandma and that grandma is doing drugs and this kind of thing. Just float a little BS. Don't worry, they'll find out eventually.
1:27:42🔗
Adam
I'm telling you, it'll be better than the truth. They'll resent the truth more. They're going to resent you one way or the other. Just float them a little BS. Grandma's away for a little while. We'll see her next week and then next week rolls around. Grandma's away. We'll see her and the kids will run out of momentum and they'll get involved with their own crap and they'll forget about it. Sherry?
1:28:04🔗
Yes.
1:28:07🔗
I was listening to you the other night and a girl had called in and wanted to know if she had oral sex with her boyfriend and swallowed if it would hurt her. And it was Drew, I think, that said that it was 2000 calories.
1:28:23🔗
Oh, I was going, jeez, if you have a vasectomy.
1:28:30🔗
Pardon me?
1:28:31🔗
Drew
That what I said was I'm gonna tell my daughter that as a way of discouraging her from doing that.
1:28:35🔗
Oh, uh-huh. Why? Is it harmful? No, I mean, he didn't, he didn't, no father likes the thought of his daughter and just, you know, just as an adult, I was wondering, I thought, wow, if they had a vasectomy, was that half the calories or what?
1:28:52🔗
Drew
No, it already has, it has zero calories, zero calories, zero protein, zero nutritional value.
1:28:59🔗
Adam
But yet, all the bad taste of, But all the nauseating flavor that, It is if you'd taken a horse carcass that had been rotting out in the sun and condensed it into a teaspoon. That's really the way I would look at semen. And what the hell? Yeah, you get the vasectomy, it's like substituting sugar for NutraSweet. It's the same body, it's just missing the calories.
1:29:30🔗
Drew
Yeah, she's hell bent on continuing to take the semen in, but oh boy, that's calorie count.
1:29:37🔗
Yeah, well, I see I got this problem with my girlfriend and that is she's like not comfortable touching me down there. You know, she doesn't want, and I don't have to do about it, because like I, you know, try to make her feel comfortable and I try to like, you know, help her out in that area, but it just doesn't happen, like the reciprocation doesn't happen.
1:30:08🔗
Just about everything that I can think of.
1:30:17🔗
Well, you know, oral sex, touching her down there.
1:30:22🔗
Yeah, she's okay with that.
1:30:26🔗
She says it feels really, really good, but I don't think she's had an orgasm.
1:30:29🔗
Adam
Okay. Tony's like, she didn't have an orgasm, but I'm still a great lover. So here's how I'm going to spin this. Well, I try.
1:30:44🔗
Caller
I've been asking her, you know, like, you know, she has had any. She says no. She just doesn't. She's scared is what she said.
1:30:53🔗
Adam
All right. Why don't you do as my buddy, the wheeze would say, juice her up and go. Get a few of those wine coolers in her and see if that loosens her underpants up a little bit. Just hop in there. I mean, look, if she doesn't have any big issues, she's not particularly religious, then have her drink a couple of wine coolers, relax, chill out a little and see what you can get going.
1:31:29🔗
Adam
They usually points at me a little bit later in this riff. All right, there you go. Another fabulous episode of Loveline, finished and done. Adima in here tomorrow night. We'll look forward to talking to those guys, and until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, mahalo. You can't have...
1:31:55🔗
Caller
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