Sunday, September 2, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

1:27🔗 Drew I'll be Nero for the night.

1:28🔗 Adam I know Drew is hungry. And it was funny in classic Loveline tradition. Tara, don't call me Tara, the phone screener, just had, Drew asked for some nuts. I think we're out of them. She just held up one of those sort of almost clear keg-sized things of pretzels. You know, you buy them at the Price Club or the Smart Final Iris. It's the, you know, it holds 300 pretzels. She held the one up. I don't think there was half a pretzel in there. I mean, if you, if we broke it all down and poured it into a pretzel mold, I think we could get a pretzel and a half out. But there was like, you know what, you know what ends up at the bottom of the pretzel jar?

2:08🔗 Drew That's what she was showing us.

2:09🔗 Adam It looks like somebody backed over a pretzel container and then dumped the scraps.

2:15🔗 Who cares?

2:18🔗 Adam That's not going to do for you, Drew?

2:19🔗 Drew No, not tonight.

2:20🔗 Adam All right. All right there. I remember when pretzel remnants were good enough for you, Drew.

2:27🔗 Drew There was a time, I suppose.

2:28🔗 Adam Yeah, there was a time. And by the way, here's how you know you've really arrived. You stopped finishing off food by holding the sack to your mouth and hitting the bottom of it. I used to finish everything in two ways. I would either lick whatever paper the burrito or the burger became wrapped in or scrape it off with my nail or just turn the sack of Fritos over. And if there's nothing in there, I still, if I give it a little whack on the bottom, I could get a little powder. Maybe some MSG and a little salt would fall into my mouth. But a psychological victory. Now I just eat the whole ones and then the half ones. I don't go smaller than half. That means you've arrived. Alex, you're 15.

3:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

3:12🔗 Adam What's up?

3:13🔗 Caller My girlfriend gave me a hand job and about an hour after that, until today, my left testicle has been hurting every time I take a leak, it burned.

3:25🔗 Drew Really?

3:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

3:27🔗 Adam Burning?

3:28🔗 Drew A hand job.

3:29🔗 Adam Irritated, urethra?

3:30🔗 Drew Yeah, urethra is what she, extra vigorous?

3:33🔗 Caller A little, yeah.

3:33🔗 Drew Which is too aggressive.

3:35🔗 Adam Did it take a little while?

3:37🔗 Caller No, normal, she just went pretty hard and fast.

3:40🔗 Drew Yeah, all right, well.

3:41🔗 Adam You guys in a hurry, had to make a movie.

3:43🔗 Drew Did you ask her to maybe slow down a little bit?

3:46🔗 Caller No, we were both kinda in the mood, you know.

3:49🔗 Drew Yeah, your mood was a total shock that somebody was giving you a hand job. You wouldn't want to destroy the moment by speaking up, right?

3:56🔗 Adam But it is a guy, first off, you feel no pain when you have an erection, and you have a woman latched on to your hunker at 15. And number two.

4:04🔗 Drew That's the point, he's in shock.

4:06🔗 Adam But number two, as a guy, it's like, as a guy when you're driving with someone, you don't want to say slow down.

4:13🔗 Drew Right.

4:13🔗 Adam You seem like a puss.

4:14🔗 Drew That's right.

4:15🔗 Adam You don't want to say slow down to anything. Ooh, Drew got himself some nuts in a couple sacks of Triscuits. This is great. This is a big score. I'll trade you all that for these almonds right here. All right. All right. So maybe he irritated the urethra. So what should he do?

4:31🔗 Drew Well, and then what happens is the, sometimes that inflammation gets down into the epididymis and you get an epididymitis on top of that. So that is something that may need to be treated. You might just try some anti-inflammatory, some Advil or something over the counter, see if it takes care of it. But if it doesn't, it is important that you see a urologist. It's not like you're going to get an STD from a hand job.

4:49🔗 Caller No, I know that.

4:50🔗 Drew Yeah. But you do get, you can't get symptoms like that and can get urethritis from the mechanical irritation and then can get what's called Epididymitis.

4:57🔗 Adam What's the technique, Alex? Is it a full fist technique?

5:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:01🔗 Adam Nice. That means you got something to work with.

5:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:05🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. Mr. Personality over there, by the way. Why is it all the guys who are void of a personality get the most hand jobs in high school?

5:15🔗 Drew At the youngest age.

5:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Here, it's like you have a small vocabulary. You're sort of abrupt. You have no real personality. You're a little antisocial. God will repay you with a hand job, possibly oral sex. Well, what kind of justice is that? Okay. He'll be fine. Take an Advil. See how it feels in a couple of days.

5:37🔗 Drew Yeah. Let's see if it's not getting better.

5:39🔗 Adam All right, Jake.

5:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

5:42🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

5:43🔗 Caller I have an extra hole above my anus. It's about, I don't know, like two inches, I guess. And there's a bump to the left side of it.

5:53🔗 Drew Right.

5:54🔗 Caller That when I push on it hard enough, sometimes something comes out of it. Oh, yeah.

5:58🔗 And blood as well.

6:00🔗 Drew That's called a pile of nidal cyst.

6:04🔗 Caller OK.

6:04🔗 Drew And they can become abscessed. They can be a real mess. And they need to be surgically removed. They don't get better by themselves typically.

6:10🔗 Caller Good times. I've had it for a long time.

6:12🔗 Drew Have you ever had somebody look at it?

6:14🔗 Caller Yeah, I had this orthopedic look at it. But I mean, he said it was topical and I could have it removed, but it wasn't a big problem.

6:20🔗 Drew He told you it was a pile of nidal cyst, right?

6:22🔗 Caller He didn't say it. He just said it was topical.

6:24🔗 Adam True. Is there, you know, for autobody work, they have something called bondo. Yeah. It's like a two part, a catalyst and a resin. What about filling it up with something?

6:33🔗 Drew I think I'm going to skip that right now. What you could do is, there are glues now, glues for body parts as opposed to suturing. They can actually, one of the things some surgeons might do is put something down the cyst, tract, slice it open, and then...

6:51🔗 Adam Glue it shut?

6:51🔗 Drew They wouldn't glue it shut though because that tends to cause it to reform. They let it heal from the inside out. Yeah, it's going to stay there until you get it taken out.

7:00🔗 Adam That must be... Whatever comes out of there must have a funk all its own.

7:06🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

7:06🔗 Adam I mean, does it?

7:07🔗 Caller Yeah, it's got a little bit of a smell to it.

7:09🔗 Adam A little bit.

7:11🔗 Drew It's called putrid.

7:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you know what I love about the body is it manufactures such a wide variety of smells.

7:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

7:20🔗 Adam You've got your urine smell, you've got your ass smell, you've got your underarm smell. You've even got your like earwax smell, but you got that whole thing then from another planet, which is that under the sack, that sweaty balls smell.

7:33🔗 Drew You've been deprived of some of these things too, huh?

7:36🔗 Adam Some of the smells?

7:37🔗 Drew You don't smell.

7:37🔗 Adam I'm not a big smeller, but you want to get in touch with my sack after a long day.

7:43🔗 Drew Oh, really?

7:44🔗 Adam You're going to find something there.

7:45🔗 Drew That's where it all goes, huh?

7:46🔗 Adam Yeah. It does come out there.

7:47🔗 Yeah.

7:49🔗 Adam Thank you. Totally different than what's going on under the armpits, by the way, but would never mistake the two for the same. You know what I'm saying?

7:56🔗 Drew Yeah. 500 times worse, but yeah.

7:58🔗 Adam That's right. Hobo times hobo factor.

8:03🔗 Drew Six-hobo power.

8:04🔗 Adam Oh, power. That's right. Drew and I haven't discussed this for a long time, but one of the things we stumbled on to earlier on in our careers is that there is no way of measuring stink.

8:16🔗 Drew Right, no stinko meters, units of stink.

8:19🔗 Adam Right. They have a way to measure just about everything, but not really the stinko meter. There's not even really a name for it.

8:28🔗 Drew No.

8:29🔗 Adam So we were talking once, and I think a guy said this chick smelled like 100 hobos between her legs, and we decided we should come up with the hobo factor.

8:38🔗 Drew Hobo power.

8:39🔗 Adam Hobo power.

8:39🔗 Drew It was horsepower. Hobo power.

8:41🔗 Adam Yeah. And hobo power 6, power to 10, power to 15.

8:45🔗 Drew 12 hobo power.

8:46🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know what the highest would be.

8:48🔗 Drew 300 hobo power.

8:49🔗 Adam That's a high performance hobo. Tara?

8:52🔗 Yeah.

8:53🔗 Adam You're 18?

8:54🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

8:55🔗 Adam What's up? You're depressed?

8:57🔗 Caller No. Sunday morning at about 1 a.m., maybe a minute. I don't know. I don't really remember. I was attacked and almost raped by this drunk guy that I was trying to help.

9:10🔗 Drew Hang on. This Sunday?

9:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:11🔗 Drew Just a couple of days ago. All right.

9:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:14🔗 Adam Okay. Yesterday, wasn't it? Sunday?

9:18🔗 Drew Yeah, it was. Yeah.

9:19🔗 Adam Okay. This happened yesterday. Where were you trying to help him?

9:23🔗 Caller Well, we were on the beach with some friends, and he lost his friends. He couldn't find them. And he said he didn't know where he lived. So this girl and I were like, okay, well, we see some on the pier. So we'll walk you down there and we'll see if we, if that's them. And it ended up not being them. And he like drove us down to the water where he proceeded to like kiss us and.

9:46🔗 Drew He dragged you down to the water?

9:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:48🔗 Drew Both of you?

9:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:50🔗 Drew How did he, how did he hang on to you?

9:52🔗 Caller Like by your arm. He's really strong.

9:56🔗 Adam Okay. So he dragged both of you toward the water? And was there any lifeguards or anything?

10:01🔗 Caller Oh no. It was like at one o'clock in the morning.

10:04🔗 Drew Pitch black.

10:05🔗 Adam Oh, I see. I didn't know it was that late.

10:07🔗 Caller Okay.

10:07🔗 Adam So he dragged you down to the water and then what?

10:10🔗 Caller And then he like pulled us down to the water and he was like trying to finger us and trying to kiss us and trying to get.

10:20🔗 Drew And simultaneously too.

10:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:22🔗 Adam One of you couldn't have gone in the way when he was trying to finger you?

10:25🔗 Caller Oh, we were trying but the waves were breaking pretty hard and it was kind of hard to.

10:29🔗 Drew Were you intoxicated?

10:30🔗 Caller No, no, no.

10:31🔗 Drew Wow.

10:32🔗 Adam All right. I know this is dramatic but I know Drew and I also have some problems with this story. I mean, but we'll get to those. And nothing's your fault but how two girls when he's trying to like finger you and stuff, don't you can't wave?

10:47🔗 Drew He's got a whole, whole with one hand.

10:50🔗 Adam Can one person get running one direction or another?

10:53🔗 Caller Well, we were kind of smacking him away and we didn't want, I didn't want to leave him with her because he could have like accidentally drowned her or raped her or something. All right.

11:01🔗 Drew All right, so somebody could stand and watch the other. All right, that makes sense now.

11:04🔗 Adam All right, so then what?

11:05🔗 Caller So we finally dragged him out of the water and stupid dumbasses we were, we didn't want him to drown for some reason. So we got him out of the water and we got him walking again, and he stopped and he fell down and he pulled my friend on top of him, and they were like rolling over, and I pushed him off and my friend and her friend came, and he like intimidated him because he's a huge guy, and he walked away, and then we got in the car, and then we reported it to the police.

11:37🔗 Drew Okay.

11:37🔗 Adam That's good.

11:38🔗 Drew That's good. And you're still not feeling right right now, is that right?

11:42🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

11:43🔗 Drew Yeah, I mean it's normal to have a post-traumatic stress reaction after something like that. That's pretty hairy. Thank God you made it through sort of unscathed and learned something from it, but yeah, you're going to not sleep right and have a little anxiety and startle more easily and maybe even get a little depressed for a couple of days, sure.

11:58🔗 Caller Because my mom said it was my fault. It was something that I did.

12:02🔗 Drew Oh, that makes you feel much better, huh?

12:04🔗 Caller When I came home, she didn't even ask me if I was okay. She just looked at me and said that I was a whore and that I should have got raped and that if I did, I would have deserved it.

12:13🔗 Drew Oh my, what's with your mom?

12:15🔗 Adam Well, she makes some points and that's not behind her.

12:18🔗 Drew Where's your, how's your dad in all this?

12:20🔗 Caller He hasn't talked to me. He won't talk to me.

12:25🔗 Drew To me, this, the whole situation seems sort of, this isn't even victimization. It's sort of normal, naïve, 17, 18 year old stumbling around.

12:34🔗 Adam I understand that, but let's get a little backstory. Did your mom say, don't go to the beach, or you shouldn't have been there at night, or what were you doing drinking at the beach at 1 a.m. Or whatever it was.

12:43🔗 Drew Was she trying to make some other point, is what Adam's saying?

12:46🔗 Caller Well, she said that I shouldn't have gone to Clearwater Beach because she says that the only reason why you'd go there is to get laid, but that's not why we went.

12:53🔗 Drew Well, you and I went there together.

12:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:56🔗 Drew Clearwater Beach?

12:57🔗 Adam Cornhole, Drew, it was great. We were there?

13:00🔗 Drew That place with the peanuts, remember we ate peanuts in that place? It was by the water. How was that?

13:05🔗 Adam Oh yeah, we were in Florida. We were in Clearwater. Yeah, I tried to rape Drew. I wouldn't have any of it.

13:10🔗 Drew See, I fought him off when I tried to finger man.

13:11🔗 Adam All right. Tried. Smell me. Tara?

13:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

13:16🔗 Adam Okay. I'm sorry for what happened and I'm sorry that your parents are sort of insensitive and I'm sure there's a little more backstory here with, maybe, you defying them a little bit in general, them not being real happy with your grades and your defiance and that kind of stuff.

13:34🔗 Caller It's not really that. It's, well, maybe. Because they kind of sheltered me my whole life.

13:38🔗 Drew Right. That's what I get. That's what I get is that you really, in social, you don't have the judgment to know a problem when you see one and get yourself out of one and then to kick the, you know, really, really defend yourself properly against an intruder.

13:51🔗 Adam Well, she did a decent job.

13:52🔗 Drew She did a decent job the one the day was done. I, your parents obviously are very anxious. They love you very much. And this is their own fear.

14:01🔗 Adam Unfortunately, it's very much with the horror.

14:03🔗 Drew Well, it's harming her and it's really pathetic and sad. And I would certainly tell your parents how much that hurts, how painful and how destructive their feelings are.

14:12🔗 Adam Also, not to deny anything, any part of your story, but here goes. Women, especially, guys do this too, but please tell me I'm right here, Drew, because I had a pain in the ass, troubled sister myself, used to get in all kinds of trouble. They hear feelings, they take feelings and they translate them into words.

14:34🔗 Drew Or your sister, yeah.

14:35🔗 Adam My sister did this all growing up. A lot of our young female callers do this. Guys don't do it too much. Like you're saying, geez, you were assaulted at the beach, your mom called you a whore? No. I'll bet you what mom said is, is you shouldn't have been there. I told you not to go there. I told you not to go. She didn't say it's your fault. She said, I warned you about going to those places at night with these guys. The people that go there are whores. Probably the word whore was not brought up. But probably there was some, they made it part, made them partially responsible and that's what they heard. Yeah. You whore, it's your fault.

15:14🔗 Drew Well, yeah, why don't you ask? Just out of curiosity.

15:16🔗 All right.

15:16🔗 Drew Maybe she can be as treated about that.

15:19🔗 Tara?

15:20🔗 Drew Did she use the word whore?

15:22🔗 Caller Well, not exactly.

15:23🔗 Drew All right.

15:24🔗 Adam There we go.

15:24🔗 Drew Thank you.

15:25🔗 Liar whore, liar whore, you know it.

15:29🔗 Adam What must it be like for me to be right almost all the time? Think about that, Drew.

15:35🔗 Drew Well, what I hate is that-

15:36🔗 Adam She just got done saying her mom called her a whore.

15:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

15:40🔗 Adam And I, based on nothing, said, no, she didn't call her whore. And she said not in those words. Anne could have very easily said, yes, she did.

15:48🔗 Drew Yeah, could have.

15:49🔗 Adam It's got to be tough. It's a burden.

15:51🔗 Drew But now we're going to have 12 callers calling. You were hard on that girl. How dare you? You know all the time, huh? Sure, Mr. Smart.

15:59🔗 Adam No, listen, I'm glad nothing bad happened to her. I do know there's something going on with her defying her parents and I don't like her hanging around.

16:06🔗 Drew Well, here's the deal. She is steeped in shame. Her parents have shamed the hell out of her because they haven't given her a chance to individuate properly and now this is the price of that. This is eating disorderville.

16:16🔗 Adam All right. She's 18, go off to college.

16:19🔗 Drew Yes, absolutely.

16:19🔗 Adam Sheila?

16:20🔗 Yeah.

16:21🔗 Adam You're 15? What's up?

16:24🔗 Well, I have a problem. I have a couple of questions. One for you because you talk a lot and the other one for Dr. Drew. I'll start with Dr. Drew because he's quick and easy. Dr. Drew, I'm going to be playing football with boys. What kind of safety precautions should I know about or take care of? From the standpoint of playing with guys?

16:50🔗 Drew Listen, it's not fair for me. I'm not a trainer of female contact football.

16:56🔗 Adam She just wanted to talk about playing with guys. So let's talk about that.

17:00🔗 No, I want to know like if I should...

17:02🔗 Drew I know of no special, other than obviously appropriate gear. And I know your trainer should be able to help you with that.

17:07🔗 Adam Well, here's the way I look at it. You have brass.

17:10🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

17:11🔗 Adam And a lot of guys focus on that. Hey, you need to bring the brass. Hey, I gotta set a brass between my legs. You know what I'm saying?

17:17🔗 Drew You got more than that.

17:18🔗 Adam You got more than that. So you get to avoid that whole need in the groin aspect of the game. What position are you playing?

17:26🔗 Caller Linebacker.

17:27🔗 Adam Why?

17:28🔗 Caller Why? Cause I want to.

17:30🔗 Drew You ever played before?

17:32🔗 Caller No. This is my first year. I will be on the JV team.

17:34🔗 Drew You've never played football before?

17:36🔗 Adam Well, when do you think she played?

17:37🔗 Caller I played other sports before.

17:39🔗 Drew Is there a pop one that girls can play in or anything?

17:42🔗 Adam Mm-mm. Hold on.

17:44🔗 Drew They can't be excluded.

17:45🔗 Adam No. They could play. They just never do.

17:48🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

17:49🔗 Adam So you're going out for the JV team.

17:51🔗 Drew I'm in 15 being a female. I'm going to football the first time. That's heavy duty.

17:54🔗 Adam Yeah. That'll be novelty.

17:57🔗 Caller I played both soccer and softball before.

17:59🔗 Drew I kind of think football is a whole different deal. Listen, Sheila, it is a different deal.

18:04🔗 Adam I won't talk around it.

18:05🔗 Drew No, I don't want to talk around it. I'll just prepare yourself. It is a different deal.

18:07🔗 Caller I understand that. The coaches are nice. My team players are very nice.

18:10🔗 Drew No, I think it's cool. Listen, I don't discourage you. I just want you to prepare. This is going to be a different experience. And I want you to get a hurt.

18:16🔗 Adam That makes me think back to my high school playing days.

18:20🔗 Drew Me too.

18:20🔗 Adam All Central Valley first team. Don't tell them it, hon. Thank you very much, Aline Backer. Thank you. So what's up? You want some pointers?

18:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:28🔗 Adam Let me tell you something. Listen, listen. Your head needs to be on a swivel. You hear me?

18:33🔗 Caller Yeah, that's what my coach says.

18:34🔗 Adam That's right, on a swivel. And moving side to side, lateral speed. And here's, are you playing inside or outside backer?

18:43🔗 Caller I'm sitting for outside.

18:44🔗 Drew Contain, contain, contain.

18:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:47🔗 Adam Okay, here's my tip. This is going to help you a lot, whether you're inside or outside backer. You got to read wherever they're trying to block you. That's what my teacher said. If you're playing inside linebacker, and that guard is supposed to block you, and the ball snapped, and he's not coming out after you, it's a pass.

19:05🔗 Drew You go, yeah.

19:06🔗 Adam And if he pulls to the right, you better pull to the, to your left, or go to the right too, because that's a sweep, and that's where the play is going.

19:13🔗 Drew Throw him down.

19:15🔗 Adam No matter what goes on out there, you can read it by, and one last thing.

19:20🔗 Drew Yes.

19:21🔗 Adam Especially if you're playing middle, middle backer.

19:24🔗 Caller I hope not.

19:26🔗 Adam You got to step up. You can't wait for them to get to you.

19:29🔗 Drew What is that about the great linebackers? They don't just step up, they like, like a strike. They like, they like, it's all of a sudden like a laser bandage.

19:36🔗 Adam It took me a long time to figure that out, which is if they're coming right at you, and you're staying your ground five yards, six yards behind the line of scrimmage, you're waiting for the guard to get to you, you'll get the guard, you'll get the full back, you'll get the half back all about the same time, it'll all be six. If that guard fires out at you, you better fire up at him and clog that hole. If you're playing outside backer, don't bite on that first fake before the quarterback kicks out and goes around you. What do you mean by bite?

20:05🔗 Drew The first contact.

20:06🔗 Caller Okay.

20:08🔗 Adam The quarterback will do that fake to dive right through the two hole. You'll turn in on it and then he'll go around you. He'll pitch it out. You got contained.

20:17🔗 Drew Somebody will crack back on you.

20:18🔗 Caller All right.

20:20🔗 Adam You have wheels on you? What's your 40-ton?

20:23🔗 Caller What's my 40-ton? What? Oh, I can run a mile.

20:27🔗 Drew Oh, no.

20:29🔗 Caller Well, I haven't gotten that timed yet.

20:31🔗 Caller All right.

20:32🔗 Adam That'll be good. You make the papers. Are you a lesbian? No?

20:39🔗 Caller That's my question.

20:40🔗 Drew What's the question?

20:42🔗 Caller My question is, should I?

20:46🔗 Drew Should you date any of the guys?

20:48🔗 Caller I mean, like, guys talk.

20:50🔗 Drew You're a lesbian.

20:50🔗 Caller I'm a girl talk.

20:52🔗 Adam Drew plays.

20:52🔗 Drew Are you playing ball to meet the guys? What? Do you want to meet the guys on the team? Is that part of the reason you play ball?

20:58🔗 Caller No.

21:01🔗 Drew That's fine.

21:01🔗 Caller I'm not like one of those guys that go into home act just to be with chicks.

21:05🔗 Drew Right. Okay.

21:06🔗 Caller Okay.

21:08🔗 Drew Because that's why a guy would play a girl's sport.

21:11🔗 Adam Sure.

21:12🔗 Caller My question is, would it be weird if I date other guys while being on the football team?

21:20🔗 Drew No. That's like saying, would it be weird for them to date other girls?

21:23🔗 Adam Well, we mean girls.

21:24🔗 Caller That's a different stand.

21:25🔗 Adam Wait a minute. She means girls. She means guys on the football team, right?

21:29🔗 Caller Yeah. But I'm a girl on the football team dating another guy.

21:34🔗 Adam Right. Well, listen, Sheila.

21:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:37🔗 Adam I want you to try as hard as you can. I want you to give it your best effort. At which? But listen, you'll be riding the pie. What? Don't worry about that. The football thing is not going to be a big thing in your life. What? That's my prediction. I hope it works out. Give it every effort. It'll build some character and date whoever you want, football team or not. She just wanted to talk about trying out for the football team. She didn't have a real question.

22:02🔗 Drew Bless her though.

22:04🔗 Adam That's great. I'm fine with that. The only part I'm not fine about as far as society goes is if she sucks, they should be able to cut her. Just like a guy who sucks.

22:14🔗 Drew I have the same thing with that. If a guy had called in and I said, hey man, you're gonna have a tough time. You've gone from no, they were playing football to now playing JV football. That's gonna be tough. Because I said that to a girl, 5,000 people are a fan of them. It's like, hey, just anybody going from not playing football to playing, that's gonna be tough.

22:28🔗 Adam Well, the thing that they don't...

22:30🔗 Drew At 15.

22:31🔗 Adam Don't worry about is you gotta do some hittin. You gotta get used to using your head early on. All right, and how old are your boys? Now it's time to start learnin to use their head. They should use their head like a battering ram. Start hittin guys. Spearing, crack-crack.

22:47🔗 Drew They already do, strangely enough.

22:49🔗 Adam Good, toughen up that skull of theirs. It worked for me, look at me. All right, we'll take a little break. When we come back, speak to Michelle. She's pushing her girlfriend away. He goes out and works, she cries.

23:04🔗 Drew You wanna do that or you wanna do something different?

23:07🔗 Adam We'll do it real fast after this.

23:11🔗 Drew Hello?

23:11🔗 Caller Is this Loveline? Call 1-800-LOVE-1-9-NORMAC. Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

23:16🔗 Caller Hello, everybody.

23:18🔗 Caller Loveline. Got to love the Loveline.

23:23🔗 Adam Oh, no.

23:24🔗 Drew Got to, got to.

23:25🔗 Caller Got to, got to, got to, got to love the Loveline.

23:30🔗 Adam I'm Adam, that's Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-E-1-9-1.

23:34🔗 Drew All right, we lost that call we were promoting. Oh, we did?

23:36🔗 Adam Oh, big whoop. John, you're 16. What's going on?

23:42🔗 Caller First of all, you guys are awesome.

23:43🔗 Adam Thank you.

23:45🔗 Caller Well, a friend of mine just got some mushrooms.

23:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

23:49🔗 Caller And, well, I've never done any drugs before.

23:53🔗 Drew Why start with mushrooms?

23:55🔗 Adam I don't know, that's not a bad place to start. That's a drug, that's a classic. It's a vintage drug. That's your dad's drug.

24:03🔗 Drew I'm 16.

24:05🔗 Caller Well, anyway, I was just wondering, any side effects?

24:08🔗 Drew We don't know. Not that I've seen, but we're expecting to see.

24:13🔗 Adam It doesn't seem to be a whole lot with the mushrooms, John. Here's a couple of things.

24:18🔗 Drew Not after just a couple of exposures.

24:19🔗 Adam But let me float this. You could get high on mushrooms and fall off a cliff while you're camping.

24:26🔗 Drew Yes, you could. Or you could have a reaction. You could have like a psychotic reaction. Do you have PTSD from it?

24:32🔗 Adam You could spaz.

24:33🔗 Drew Yeah, pretty bad.

24:35🔗 Caller Can I like...

24:37🔗 Drew I've never seen that. But whether you could damage the brain the way you can with other hallucinogens is sort of probable, but the jury is out still.

24:45🔗 Adam The jury is never coming in on this one.

24:47🔗 Drew Nobody uses enough of it.

24:49🔗 Adam Yeah, everybody I know... Well, I shouldn't say everybody I know. Quite a few people I know have done their fair share in their youth, and none of them seems to be the worst for wear.

24:59🔗 Drew Oh my God, you're talking about your friends?

25:01🔗 Adam Yeah. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha How dare you? How dare you, Drew? No, listen, and Drew loves to pin everything to addiction and substance abuse and all that, but the friends of mine that are furthest behind and the most effed up didn't do any mushrooms at all, by the way. Not that there's any correlation between achieving success in life and doing mushrooms, but the more successful ones actually did do the mushrooms, financially. I'll give you all the names off the air, Drew. You'll be delighted.

25:35🔗 Drew Think where they'd be if they hadn't done them.

25:36🔗 Adam You think my buddies like Ray and Zeb must have done mushrooms in order to not be where they're not today? No, those were the two that wouldn't do any. Everyone else did them.

25:45🔗 Caller Hey, John?

25:48🔗 Adam I know it's not this show, you know, I'll tell you, I have mixed feelings about telling a 16 year old to go ahead and do drugs, but we're trying to keep it real on this show, and mushrooms are more benign than a lot of drugs, and drugs in general are not a great thing to get into, but this probably ain't going to kill you, but it's 16, I hadn't done mushrooms and wasn't thinking about it.

26:16🔗 Caller Is there any addiction related to it?

26:18🔗 Drew No, doesn't seem to be.

26:19🔗 Adam Not really. How old's your friend you're going camping with? 16. Is he an experienced mushroom-er?

26:27🔗 Caller I think he's done it a couple of times.

26:28🔗 Adam Alright, so the other thing too is you could spin out a little, it's nice to have a steady hand nearby.

26:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

26:35🔗 Adam Just start with a little bit.

26:36🔗 Drew So.

26:37🔗 Adam Just for the record, don't take any, what the hell.

26:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:41🔗 Adam It's not a bad one though, mushrooms, that's good times.

26:45🔗 Drew I did a daytime radio show today and I was talking, some guy calls him and goes, how dare you tell a young 24 year old who found something in her breast that it's not breast cancer? It started yelling at me. I thought, what are you talking about? It's so bizarre what people take issue with.

26:59🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you the problem with the media and our job and everyone's job. Everyone's job is to cover their ass.

27:09🔗 Drew Right.

27:09🔗 Adam So everyone who calls this show, we say, that's bad, don't do it.

27:13🔗 Drew Well, we also see a doctor to everybody.

27:16🔗 Adam No, but what a lot of radio shows will do is they'll go, look, drugs are bad, don't do drugs. Well, on this radio show, we're a little more realistic. We understand there's a distinction between mushrooms, heroin, crank, weed, booze. There's a difference in all of those, and we're going to approach it that way. It's no different than any other thing in life. And if we start, you know, the day we start saying to people, look, don't do this, or don't do anything, then we lose our credibility because you know what you're going to get.

27:50🔗 Drew This is also what we were talking about last night, which is we're not going to tell anybody what to do or not do. It drives me crazy that they can't see what they're doing and where it comes from, and we're trying to help them see that. But we're certainly not going to tell anybody what they must or must not do.

28:03🔗 Adam And I want to play the odds, too. I mean, if one guy in the last million has died because he took mushrooms, then I'm going to tell you, hey, the odds aren't very great that anything bad is going to happen to you. Let's face it, Francis?

28:19🔗 Caller Hi.

28:19🔗 Adam Hey, what's happening?

28:21🔗 Caller Hello?

28:22🔗 Adam Hey.

28:23🔗 Caller Hi.

28:23🔗 Drew Go ahead.

28:23🔗 Caller I can't believe I finally got through. Okay. Here's my problem. My boyfriend, my first real boyfriend, was basically busted for stealing one of my parent's company vehicle.

28:37🔗 Drew Nice.

28:38🔗 Caller Yeah. I know what I should do and I can't, I know I should step back and have nothing to do with them and everything, but I just stick around for that.

28:51🔗 Drew Well, hang on now. Wait, it's not like this guy was, you know, George Washington and then all of a sudden he stole something and therefore condemned.

28:59🔗 Caller No.

28:59🔗 Drew He's a bad guy. He's always been a troubled guy.

29:03🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

29:04🔗 Drew What else is up with him?

29:06🔗 Caller He, well, he's raised by his grandmother. He has a really horrible dad who's just coming to the picture now because nobody else wants his dad around. So he's thriving on that.

29:17🔗 Drew Well, describe the guy to us. Is he?

29:20🔗 Caller He's really intellectually smart, but he has a pretty high IQ, but he just, he's kind of lost. Like never.

29:30🔗 Adam How old is he?

29:31🔗 Caller He's 19.

29:32🔗 Drew Is he aggressive? Is he getting fights?

29:35🔗 Caller No. He gets verbally abusive when he's drunk.

29:38🔗 Drew Does he do a lot? Okay. So he drinks a lot, does drugs.

29:41🔗 Caller He's tried stopping a couple of times the drinking thing, but he doesn't do any drugs. It's just the alcohol, really.

29:47🔗 Drew All right. So he's an alcoholic.

29:49🔗 Caller Yeah, definitely.

29:49🔗 Drew Okay.

29:50🔗 Adam You're cruising for potential disaster here, Francis.

29:54🔗 Caller I know that. And the thing is, I know I should like... You always talk about, I guess some book about, but I love him and that's exactly what my problem is.

30:03🔗 Drew Well, what's your question?

30:04🔗 Caller My question is, everybody tells me to leave him alone and cut off all conversation with him and I can't.

30:11🔗 Drew So what's your question?

30:13🔗 Caller What am I supposed to do? Like I need some outside advice here of somebody that, because I respect your guys' opinions that I can't get mad at.

30:20🔗 Drew Well, let's not be facetious and just tell them to cut off all contact with them. But your mom or dad is an alcoholic?

30:27🔗 Caller No. My dad's a workaholic. My mom raised us. My dad just made sure there was money on the table. I'm like, my relationships to look at aren't too steady of them.

30:39🔗 Drew So there's got to be some addiction in there somewhere. Nobody's taking medicine and pharmaceutical.

30:44🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute.

30:45🔗 Caller There's actually no addiction except for the fact that my dad is always, always working.

30:49🔗 Adam Well, I don't want to dwell on this too long. Francis, here's the deal. You try and be very conscious of the fact that you should not be talking to this guy. It's not going to be done all at once.

31:01🔗 Drew No, no, no. That's not going to work.

31:04🔗 Adam Yeah, she can do it.

31:05🔗 Drew No. Then she'll find another one.

31:08🔗 Adam Well, hold on. But Drew, we talk about this all the time. I know we like to break everyone off into their own little separate categories and everything, but there is the phenomenon, and it's a very accepted one, of young girls 18 years ago. They like the dangerous guy.

31:23🔗 Drew Absolutely, that's true.

31:24🔗 Adam Dad's some nebbish guy who's working his ass off. They get hooked up with the rebel kind of guy.

31:28🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

31:29🔗 Adam Now, she wants to get away from this guy, and she's having difficulty, but she seems to be cognizant of it, and I don't think she's going to, I don't see her marrying alcoholics and being beaten and all that kind of stuff.

31:43🔗 Drew Now, all we have, of course, is our intuition when we're talking to these people. We got a couple of minutes to speak with them. But my sense was that she was more connected to him than she should have been. It wasn't just about getting involved with the danger of being connected to an alpha male. She's really emotionally invested in this more so than she should be, and she knows that, and she's lost in that. And to disconnect from that, that's what co-dependency is. And I think she needs to go to Al-Anon. I don't think it's going to happen without that. You got to sponsor, you got to work some steps. And I believe that you'll find that your dad may have a little alcohol problem. You just don't see it because they're away all the time.

32:14🔗 Adam All right. We will... You know what I did today, Drew?

32:18🔗 Drew Can't wait. What?

32:20🔗 Adam I told my...

32:21🔗 Drew Napped and masturbated.

32:22🔗 Adam How dare you?

32:24🔗 Drew Except for that.

32:24🔗 Adam I've been working my ass off today. I told my accountant, and this is my new thing, and I'd like to bring this one back. I suggest everyone listening does this, too. You don't have to tell your account. Maybe you just start working in India every day. Every day, verbiage. I got something, and it said, you know, compensated for the amount of... And then there was, you know, four grand or something. I said, I want to start saying, to the tune of. I think it sounds cooler, and it's one of these things that's going to die.

32:55🔗 Drew On the scores, to settle the score of four.

32:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. How, how, how d'you do playing poker? Oh, I won. I won big. To the tune of 900. To the tune of, instead of saying, to the amount of. Yeah. It's cooler. You guys who are listening, you got to keep that alive. You're a young generation. This is worn off. You probably, a lot of you people haven't even heard of this. You don't hear it brought up anymore, Drew. Everybody, to the tune of. And then you put the price in. Oh, yeah. And it's always good because it really, oh, they find him. Oh, he won't be doing that again. Oh, fine. Yeah, that NBA. He was fine to the tune of $35,000, to the tune of $35,000. Oh, big whoop. It's great. I'd like you guys to keep that going, please. There's certain things that are going to die off. Drew, to the tune of?

33:48🔗 Drew To the tune of.

33:49🔗 Caller Mike?

33:51🔗 Yes?

33:51🔗 Adam You're 17?

33:52🔗 Caller Yes.

33:53🔗 Adam What's up?

33:54🔗 Caller Nothing much.

33:55🔗 Adam All right.

33:55🔗 Drew Did you call us about something?

33:57🔗 Adam You masturbate frequently?

33:59🔗 Caller Every once in a while, yeah.

34:00🔗 Adam How often?

34:02🔗 Caller I don't know. A couple of times a week, maybe.

34:04🔗 Adam To the tune of three times a week.

34:07🔗 Caller All right.

34:08🔗 Drew All right. What's your question?

34:10🔗 Caller Well, for about the past year, I've had, every time I whack it, I've had joint problems in my knees and stuff and my fingers and all my joints to get inflamed. I've had a couple of knee injuries from sports, but it's been from my knees to being inflamed from the thing. And that's happened, like, every time I whack it, I know it's, I'm positive it's from this, because every time I did get inflamed after I whack it or something.

34:37🔗 Caller Dude, you beat off? What?

34:40🔗 Drew Mike, you need to see it. Forget the whacking history. Just get up with Dr. to take a look at the inflammation of the legs, okay?

34:48🔗 Caller It's not related. I never told him that.

34:52🔗 Drew I don't think it's important.

34:54🔗 Adam Are you, Mike? You got some problems emotionally?

34:57🔗 Caller No.

34:57🔗 Adam You have, you're not taking, let's say, Ritalin to the tune of 750 milligrams a day or something like that?

35:04🔗 Caller No, I think Adderall. It's different.

35:05🔗 Drew Oh, that's the same thing.

35:07🔗 Caller It's different.

35:08🔗 Drew Yeah, I understand, but you have ADD. You're supposed to go, how did you know that? No, you're wrong.

35:14🔗 Adam Right, yeah, I magically guessed the sister of the medication that he was on.

35:20🔗 Drew Yeah, it could be related to the medication, although that would be kind of peculiar.

35:24🔗 Adam It's not the masturbation. That's weird obsessive thinking.

35:27🔗 Drew And there are actually urethral irritations that can trigger joint complaints.

35:31🔗 Adam Your knees are not becoming inflamed because you're being off, unless you're doing it in a praying position on a hardwood floor.

35:37🔗 Drew Or if he's really irritating his urethra, sometimes there's a cross reaction there.

35:41🔗 Adam This is all his joints are becoming inflamed?

35:44🔗 Drew Urethritis and synovitis.

35:45🔗 Adam Twice a week to the tune of two wax a week?

35:48🔗 Drew The tune of twice a week isn't quite right, but again, it needs to be sort of put together. Somebody has to evaluate this carefully.

35:54🔗 Adam Yeah, but I think when you clear things up in the control tower, magically the airport will start running better.

36:01🔗 Drew The medication could be a problem too.

36:02🔗 Adam Okay, we'll take a break.

36:05🔗 Caller We'll be back in a minute.

36:14🔗 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline of Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number to the tune of 1-800-LOVE-191. Right, Drew?

36:26🔗 Drew That's the number.

36:29🔗 Adam Lizette?

36:30🔗 Caller Hi.

36:31🔗 Adam Hey, you're 16.

36:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:33🔗 Adam What's up?

36:34🔗 Caller Well, for the past six months, I have had four boyfriends, and I have one right now. I've been sleeping with them, and I have had sex with them for like, I don't know, a lot of times. And every time I have, like, sex with them, I give them blue balls every time we end up finishing.

36:49🔗 Drew What do you mean?

36:50🔗 Caller I give them blue balls.

36:51🔗 Drew What is that? What do you mean by that?

36:53🔗 Caller I don't let them come in time or something like that.

36:57🔗 Adam Oh, baby. I smell some teenage pregnancy right around the corner for you, baby.

37:03🔗 Caller What?

37:04🔗 Adam What are you using for protection?

37:05🔗 Caller Trojans.

37:07🔗 Drew You know about the morning after pill? Do you know about emergency contraception?

37:11🔗 Caller No.

37:13🔗 Drew If something goes wrong with the condom or you doesn't put it on or it slips off, there's a pill you can take within three days and it prevents the pregnancy.

37:21🔗 Caller It does.

37:21🔗 Drew Yeah. So you make sure you get some what's called emergency contraception available, okay?

37:26🔗 Caller The thing is that my parents don't know.

37:28🔗 Drew Yeah. Well.

37:29🔗 Adam But they'll know if you get pregnant.

37:30🔗 Drew Yeah. You still get that emergency contraception. You can get it Planned Parenthood. You can get it from any doctor.

37:35🔗 Caller Where can I get it?

37:36🔗 Drew Planned Parenthood.

37:36🔗 Adam Or any doctor.

37:37🔗 Drew Or any doctor.

37:39🔗 Adam Hey, Lizette. I'll talk to you about your problem, but you just promise me you don't have sex without birth control or protection.

37:46🔗 Caller Okay.

37:46🔗 Drew No matter what.

37:47🔗 Adam And you get that emergency contraception stuff so you don't get pregnant.

37:51🔗 Caller I will.

37:51🔗 Adam All right. Now, your boyfriend does not have an orgasm?

37:56🔗 Caller No.

37:56🔗 Adam How old is he?

37:58🔗 Caller The same age as I am, 16.

38:00🔗 Adam You're fat. Drew, please. He never does. All the other guys didn't?

38:06🔗 Caller Well, they have dumped me for the same reason.

38:09🔗 Adam They dump you because they can't have an orgasm when they're having sex with you?

38:13🔗 Yeah.

38:15🔗 Drew What do you think that is?

38:16🔗 Adam What are you talking about? Listen, I wouldn't have dumped a cadaver. I fished out of a dumpster at UCLA when I was 16 if I could add sex with it.

38:28🔗 Drew Yeah, beg your pardon. You're telling us too much?

38:31🔗 Adam Oh, man, it was a little specific, wasn't it? Shit, I got rid of her. Lizette? Was it her? You're right. How dare you? Well, the girls get loose when they die. Lizette, you're having intercourse with these guys?

38:46🔗 Caller No.

38:47🔗 Adam What are you doing then?

38:49🔗 Caller Well, they're doing it to me, but I'm not doing it to them.

38:51🔗 Drew Well, you said you were having sex with them.

38:53🔗 Adam What are you doing? What are they doing to you?

38:55🔗 Caller You know.

38:57🔗 Drew No, we don't know. We weren't there.

38:59🔗 Caller What?

38:59🔗 Drew Well, you opened up by saying you were having sex with them, so that means intercourse.

39:03🔗 Caller Yeah, I know, but other stuff.

39:06🔗 Drew Not intercourse.

39:07🔗 Caller No.

39:08🔗 Drew So why is he using a Trojan if he's not having intercourse?

39:12🔗 Caller No, wait. He is, but it's because I didn't hear you. I was listening to something else.

39:16🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Lizette? All right. Hang on one second, all right?

39:20🔗 Caller Okay.

39:21🔗 Drew I can't, I was so convoluted, we couldn't even do a reenactment of that.

39:27🔗 Adam What do you use for protection?

39:29🔗 Drew We're having sex. We use for protection, right?

39:33🔗 Adam Listen, I'm tired and angry. I've had an ass full of all you kids who got one eye on the TV and one ear on this radio show. If you're, don't, you know, this is a national radio show. Don't waste our time with this, huh, what, huh, what? No, I wasn't listening. What? I'm sorry. I was paying attention to something else. They keep repeating the same thing over and over again. Lizette, stew in your own stupid juices for just some time until I feel like talking to you. Then we'll see, because right now, I'm being distracted by some other calls. Okay? And whenever I feel like it, I will get back to Lizette. And Lizette, if you want to hang up, hang up now.

40:12🔗 Drew No, I'd rather you.

40:13🔗 Adam And if you don't want to hang up, hang on. But I may get back to you in two minutes and I may get back to you in an hour and five minutes.

40:19🔗 Drew But think, compose your story.

40:21🔗 Adam Now, or don't. I don't care.

40:24🔗 Caller Jennifer?

40:25🔗 Yeah?

40:25🔗 Adam You're 21. What's up?

40:27🔗 Caller What do I want? I can't get wet. And I'm 21. I've been having sex since I was very young, 14. And I love sex. I'm a nympho. I have to have it like every day. Sometimes I can't do it because I want it so much. But I've been to the doctor and, you know, he just says, maybe I'm not giving enough time during foreplay or I just I don't know what to do. I use a lubricant called wet right now. It's water-based and it's firmifying. It works great, but it kind of kills the moment. You know, hang on, hon, let me go pump some lube.

41:17🔗 Drew Well, let's talk about more what's going on with you sexually. You're every day having sex?

41:23🔗 Caller Well, yeah, pretty much.

41:25🔗 Drew OK. And since you were 14?

41:27🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

41:28🔗 Drew OK.

41:29🔗 Caller And even if even if I wasn't with a man, I mean, I'll be pleasing myself because, I mean, ever since I was very young, I bring myself to orgasm very easily.

41:40🔗 Drew And so even when you're having orgasm, there's no wetness?

41:44🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

41:45🔗 Drew Even when you're having orgasm, say by yourself, no lubrication?

41:49🔗 Caller No, no. Only with a man afterwards, I'll get wet for a little while, but then it'll tighten up and dry up again. And I've been with women before also.

42:00🔗 Drew Sure.

42:01🔗 Caller I don't get I can't get wet with them either.

42:03🔗 Adam Me neither. Jennifer, do you have one boyfriend right now?

42:08🔗 Caller I'm engaged, yes.

42:10🔗 Adam Oh, you are?

42:10🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

42:11🔗 Drew And you guys are monogamous?

42:13🔗 Caller Oh, very.

42:14🔗 Adam Okay.

42:14🔗 Drew And nothing with him either?

42:16🔗 Caller Well, in the beginning of the relationship, but not, no, not anything anymore.

42:24🔗 Drew Do you have any issues with sex? I'm just saying, anything happened to you, anything we should know about?

42:28🔗 Caller I'm sorry, what?

42:29🔗 Drew Anything happened to you, anything we should know about in terms of issues with your sexuality?

42:32🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no. When I was young, like 14, 15, and 16, I had a lot of bacteria infections that my doctor said were caused from dancing a lot because I'm a ballerina. They said that wearing tights and things of that nature.

42:52🔗 Adam Yeah. I was told by my gynecologist not to wear my unitard anymore. I had a lot of bacterial growth. Hey, hey, I look so goddamn hot in that thing. I said I fired the guy. Screw you. I look good in a unitard. Yes, sir. Hey, Jennifer, and like warmers, by the way, ever have a eating disorder?

43:10🔗 Caller No. Uh-uh.

43:11🔗 Adam No?

43:12🔗 Caller No.

43:12🔗 Adam All right. And does your mom bust your chops?

43:17🔗 Caller About what?

43:18🔗 Adam Life, anything?

43:19🔗 Caller No.

43:20🔗 Drew Are you on birth control pill?

43:21🔗 Caller Um, I was, but I recently went off them. And well, that was actually another reason that I switched from ortho-cycline to ortho-tricycline was for to help my bacteria infections. And as soon as I switched the pill, it cleared up.

43:39🔗 Drew But have you been off birth control in many years?

43:42🔗 Caller Yeah, not for many years, for about six months now. And it still hasn't changed or affected me being able to get wet.

43:48🔗 Adam All right, let me pick her brain for a second. Ballerina, sexually compulsive. I got to get to the bottom of this.

43:56🔗 Caller All right.

43:56🔗 Adam Really? No, I'm not judging, but I'm trying to work my files here so I can help humanity.

44:02🔗 Drew I'm trying to follow some...

44:03🔗 Adam No alcoholism? Any alcoholism in the family?

44:07🔗 Caller Yeah, my father is a recovery alcoholic. I don't see how that affects me getting wet.

44:14🔗 Adam No, no, no. Listen, for women, your brain is hooked up to the spigot. If there's stuff going on, look...

44:22🔗 Drew And yet she arouses pretty normally and she seems gratified by sex. You know what I mean?

44:26🔗 Adam Yeah, but we've talked to many women about this. Anderson, you don't have a vagina anymore, do you? No.

44:35🔗 Drew Sown up.

44:35🔗 Adam But we've talked to many people about this, which is if they're aroused and if there's something going on emotionally, this can affect it.

44:47🔗 Drew Yeah, but usually the arousal is interrupted and sure arousal is not interrupted, it's just this one element in arousal.

44:54🔗 Adam But let me ask you this, Drew. What if your brain is a little freaked out and turned off, but your sort of mind and body is saying push forward and almost overcompensating? I'm a very sexual person.

45:10🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

45:10🔗 Adam I'm a very sexual person. It's like the guy who thinks he's a wuss so he becomes very aggressive.

45:17🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

45:19🔗 Adam She reiterated over and over what a sexual person she was.

45:23🔗 Drew And yet she indeed is, she has orgasms really easily.

45:26🔗 Adam Right. But maybe somewhere in the dark recesses of her mind, she's not as sexual as she thinks.

45:33🔗 Drew She is someone who orgasms easily but maybe is not as sexual as she thinks.

45:37🔗 Adam I don't think, I know she's not or she would lubricate more and she would say it as much.

45:43🔗 Drew There may be some biological issue here.

45:44🔗 Adam Well, I'd say it could be a number of factors but I think that might be one of them. Jennifer?

45:51🔗 Caller Yeah?

45:52🔗 Drew What do you think of Adam's theory?

45:54🔗 Caller I'm sorry? Well, I don't know if I agree with that.

45:59🔗 Drew Okay, good.

46:00🔗 Caller I mean, I think it's probably something biologically wrong with me because I mean, I'm a pretty happy person and I have a great life.

46:07🔗 Drew Yeah, and listen, parents in recovery are good, you can live a very happy life.

46:10🔗 Adam When did your dad get into recovery?

46:13🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

46:13🔗 Adam When did your dad get into recovery?

46:18🔗 Caller Right around the time I started having sex, actually. Where's my bourbon?

46:22🔗 Adam I thought you were like 14 or 15?

46:24🔗 Drew Yeah. Was he an awful alcoholic when he was drinking?

46:27🔗 Caller Oh, no. I didn't live with him either.

46:30🔗 Adam Who did you live with?

46:32🔗 Caller My mother.

46:32🔗 Adam Is she kind of a perfectionist?

46:34🔗 Caller Yeah. No, not at all, actually.

46:37🔗 Drew What?

46:38🔗 Caller Uh-uh.

46:38🔗 Adam Who got you into ballet?

46:41🔗 Caller She did.

46:42🔗 Adam Why?

46:43🔗 Caller I don't know.

46:44🔗 Adam All right.

46:44🔗 Drew People do that without being intrusive.

46:47🔗 Adam Your mom doesn't drink?

46:48🔗 Drew Believe it or not, Adam, there is such a thing.

46:49🔗 Caller But anyway, back to the point.

46:51🔗 Adam Now, listen, we don't know why you're not lubricating from a physiological standpoint.

46:57🔗 Drew Let's finish her up after the break.

46:58🔗 Adam No, we're done with her.

46:59🔗 Drew Well, I want to hear what-

47:00🔗 Adam What are you going to say?

47:01🔗 Drew I want to hear what other theories people have proposed. I mean, there's something wrong with the glandular activity down there. Usually, I wonder about her level of estrogenization.

47:08🔗 Caller All right.

47:09🔗 Adam We'll be back.

47:10🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

47:19🔗 Caller Hey, everybody. Love Line, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:23🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. So, Drew, just tell that last call that wasn't lubricating medically what she can do.

47:31🔗 Drew I just worry that she is not cycling normally or perhaps has lower levels of estrogen or higher levels of progesterone than she should. So, certainly, somebody should evaluate her very carefully. Sometimes thyroid hormone can affect this. Sometimes, boy, it's just an Amazon can.

47:47🔗 Adam What about these old infections she was getting?

47:50🔗 Drew I don't think that has anything to do with it. It's not like she'd be deficient of glandular material down there. I've never heard of that, though God knows there's every variation on anything when it comes to human body. But mostly, I suspect it's the hormonal influence that part of her body is under.

48:02🔗 Adam Okay.

48:02🔗 Drew And you're suspecting that the brain is influencing that. And certainly it can. But arousal is good. She's okay. Dad's in recovery.

48:10🔗 Caller Arousal.

48:12🔗 Adam A little hyper arousal.

48:14🔗 Drew No. Compensating self-concept in terms of her sexuality. But the arousal, she has orgasm really easily. That's true. So she has to arouse to do that.

48:24🔗 Adam Well, go to the gynecologist. Tell her you want a full workup. Yes? All right. Hello? Oh, Michael?

48:35🔗 Drew Michelle.

48:36🔗 Adam Michelle?

48:37🔗 Drew Michelle.

48:37🔗 Adam What's your name?

48:39🔗 Caller My name is Michelle.

48:40🔗 Drew You're the Francais.

48:42🔗 Caller The pansy.

48:46🔗 Caller All right, Adam. I have a question for you.

48:49🔗 Adam All right.

48:50🔗 Caller And then Dr. Drew is the one. Adam, I masturbate upside down in the bathroom with my toe and my dog's butt. Do you think anything is wrong with me? Okay. Now there's one for Dr. Drew.

49:03🔗 Caller All right. Well, wait a minute.

49:04🔗 Adam Don't I get to answer?

49:08🔗 Caller Wow.

49:10🔗 Caller Dr. Drew.

49:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:11🔗 Caller Doctorinal omission.

49:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:14🔗 Caller Is it true that those are just, it's just an overproduction of sperm that needs to be emitted?

49:23🔗 Drew Not an overproduction. It's just a normal production that God releases for you. Yeah.

49:28🔗 Adam You should be getting some of that out when you're inverted in the bathroom.

49:33🔗 Caller Whoa. Too much fun.

49:35🔗 Adam Good audience.

49:36🔗 Whoa.

49:37🔗 Caller So, Dr. Drew, so for everybody in an explanation of nocturnal omissions, when you wake up with your pants full of pud, for guys.

49:47🔗 Adam Or for those of us who go to bed sober, our underpants.

49:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:51🔗 Adam I know. You got a pair of 501s filled with something. You still got your boots on when you wake up in the morning.

49:57🔗 Caller Oh my God.

49:58🔗 Drew Well, you've got a few cigarette burns in the sheets.

50:04🔗 Adam I like to get a little window into Michelle's life. First off, where did you get that name Michelle?

50:10🔗 Caller Oh, man.

50:12🔗 Caller Michelle.

50:15🔗 Caller It was either Mike or Michelle at birth.

50:18🔗 Drew This is a boy named Sue.

50:19🔗 Adam Right. They wanted to toughen you up. Knew he wasn't going to be around to look after you.

50:25🔗 Caller I'm just bubbly and giggly now.

50:28🔗 Adam What do you do for a living?

50:30🔗 Caller Oh, call you?

50:32🔗 Drew No, Michelle. What do you do for a living?

50:34🔗 Caller No, Dr. Drew's getting good now.

50:36🔗 Adam What do you do?

50:38🔗 Caller What do I do?

50:39🔗 Drew Disability?

50:40🔗 Adam That's it. I can only go four rounds on the what do you do. And then when I hear the what do I do? And by the way, the what do I do came on the fourth, third or fourth attempt. Let me tell you about the switch I have my brain, everybody. It goes from I'm incredibly interested to I give a rat's ass and just a heartbeat. I'll try, Michelle, one more time. Now, oh, I got rid of him. Good, good times.

51:08🔗 Caller Paul, Paul.

51:11🔗 Drew Paul 16th, is he sleeping?

51:13🔗 Adam He's been on hold for an hour. There he is, I hear him.

51:15🔗 Drew Paul. Did you hear something there?

51:23🔗 Adam Well, Drew, whenever, see, here's what happens. Let me tell you the phenomenon. We're trying to hear if someone's sleeping or not. Anderson pots the guy way up. You react and go, oh, I heard something. What you heard was Anderson potting the guy up.

51:37🔗 Drew Maybe.

51:38🔗 Adam That sort of ambient sound went from, it sounds like this. It goes from like sort of nothing to like, yeah. And you go, oh, maybe there's anything there. No. Let's talk to Melanie.

51:56🔗 Hi.

51:56🔗 Adam Hey, you're 22. What's up?

51:58🔗 Caller My mom is paranoid schizophrenic caused by a prolonged Matthews. My question is, I have no idea how to help her. I live in California and she lives in Florida.

52:10🔗 Drew What do you mean by prolonged Matthews? Does she continue to use methamphetamine?

52:16🔗 Caller She used it from the time she was 20 on up to, I think she stopped when she was about 50.

52:22🔗 Drew So, 30 years.

52:23🔗 Caller So, 30 years.

52:25🔗 Drew And now she's chronically psychotic. Yeah. Yeah, which is what speed does. It's really not a paranoid schizophrenia. That's a specific disease. She's got a thought disorder caused by the biological injury of the speed. Okay.

52:36🔗 Caller That's just what her neurologist.

52:39🔗 Adam Well, this is probably putting it in terms we could all understand.

52:42🔗 Drew And the scary thing about the paranoia that is associated with speed, with the meth, is that the focus is always on important relationships. So, the paranoid that you or her neighbors or her coworkers are thinking about them and plotting against them, as opposed to cocaine, where the focus is always on uniformed officers. Cocaine addicts are always looking out the window, seeing police, SWAT teams.

53:06🔗 Okay, she did that.

53:07🔗 Drew She got, well, she's probably maybe doing some cocaine, too.

53:10🔗 Caller Probably, yeah.

53:11🔗 Drew But the speed part is to focus on important people.

53:14🔗 Caller Okay.

53:15🔗 Adam Wow. How did you make it out of there?

53:19🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't have an answer for that, but I'm doing well.

53:22🔗 Adam Yeah, it sounds like it.

53:23🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm in college, my junior year of college. I'm in a great relationship and I've never done drugs or anything like that. I guess just because I watched her be that way and I would never want that for myself.

53:38🔗 Adam You know what they call that? They call that being smart.

53:42🔗 Drew Learning from experience.

53:43🔗 Adam No, it's just being smart. Yeah. Smart people study other people and go, they have any for me, and then they see other people and they go, yeah, that's for me.

53:51🔗 Caller That's what my sister did. Yeah, my sister followed in her footsteps and changed, but...

53:56🔗 Adam She's not so smart. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Drew don't like to do that, but I realize... I just break the world into dumb and stupid, stupid and then smart and genius. Thank you. So you're doing all right. You want to know what to do with her?

54:10🔗 Caller Yeah, because her neighbor called me today. Yeah, and I'm so far away that I can't go check up on her.

54:17🔗 Drew And what did the neighbor say?

54:18🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

54:19🔗 Drew What did the neighbor say?

54:21🔗 Caller She said that, you know, she was... My mother was hearing voices and that she was screaming out and...

54:28🔗 Drew Shondila, Shondila.

54:30🔗 Adam Is she off the speed?

54:32🔗 She's definitely off the speed.

54:33🔗 Drew How do you know that?

54:35🔗 Caller She's so ill now that she can't even talk. I mean, she's had a heart attack three strokes in a year.

54:43🔗 Adam I don't know how you do speed for more than a weekend. I don't know how you do it for 30 years. I really don't. It's really a drug that's so hard on you and everyone around her or around you. So how long has she been sober?

55:02🔗 Drew She's not sober. She just can't manage using. She's so impaired.

55:07🔗 Caller Yeah, that's right.

55:08🔗 She didn't make a conscious effort.

55:10🔗 Drew She just can't do anything. But listen, is she not taking her medicine? Is that what's happening now?

55:14🔗 Caller Yeah, that's what the neighbor said.

55:17🔗 Adam Really, you got to... Listen, I hate to say this, but you got to hire a drifter to kill her.

55:21🔗 Drew No, she may...

55:22🔗 Adam She's too big a burden on the family.

55:23🔗 Drew She may need a conservatorship, Melanie. You may need to go for that.

55:26🔗 Caller Yeah, my stepdad is supposed to be doing that.

55:29🔗 Drew No, no, no.

55:29🔗 Caller He's an alcoholic.

55:30🔗 Adam Yeah, nice. Give the drifter an extra 150. He'll take care of stepdad, too. You'll get the house.

55:36🔗 Drew Go for conservatorship. She probably has to be placed somewhere where she's in a structured living environment and gets her medicines and is sort of contained. That's it. She's so injured now. I mean, her brain's damaged badly now. Strokes, speed, it's not good.

55:49🔗 Adam Well, if she'd taken my drifter advice 10 years ago, she'd be over it emotionally by now. You know what I'm saying? I'm just putting the word out in case any of my family's listening. It's time to go on some kind of speedbender over the...

56:02🔗 Drew What if they decide to turn your good advice on you?

56:06🔗 Adam Hey, I pay... Well, first off, they don't want to bite the hand that feeds them. I pay the bills. You know what I'm saying? I take care of business. Don't worry about me. Sarah?

56:17🔗 Caller Yes.

56:18🔗 Adam You're 21?

56:19🔗 Caller Yes.

56:19🔗 Adam What's up?

56:21🔗 Caller My question really pertains to my boyfriend.

56:24🔗 Caller I've been going out with him for a couple of years, and he does occasional prescription drugs of Valium and Tramadol, and more and more recently, he's been getting into ketamine, and I'm kind of worried about him, not just because of the amount that he's using, but because he's a diabetic.

56:47🔗 Adam Well, we got to get a drifter to kill him. Hey, you want to go 30 years with this pain, or you want to just nip it in the bud?

56:54🔗 Caller Well, I'm just, I mean, I'm not really concerned about whether or not we're going to be together for 30 years. I'm just concerned about him now, and I don't...

57:03🔗 Drew Well, he's a drug addict, and he's diabetic, and addicts don't pay attention to the consequences of their drug use. In fact, that defines the disease. Continued use, progressive use, despite consequence.

57:14🔗 Caller Yeah, and it's a thing. He's pre-med. You know, we're both in college.

57:18🔗 Drew Hey, listen, tons of... I treat tons of doctors who are addicts.

57:20🔗 Caller Yeah, he kind of just thinks, you know, I research it enough, I know what I'm doing.

57:23🔗 Drew That's BS. Look, he's an addict. And you know, it's going to progress, and it's going to get worse, and when he's ready to do something, he will.

57:30🔗 Adam Meanwhile, you can lay down some rules, like you're not going to be with him if he's going to do this.

57:35🔗 Drew Loss usually is the only thing that catches these people's attention.

57:37🔗 Caller Well, are there specific, like, side effects for diabetics? I mean, is it for a situation than normal?

57:45🔗 Drew What depends if he's brittle? Is he well controlled? Does he have any complications of his diabetes?

57:50🔗 Caller No complications. He's really well controlled, actually.

57:55🔗 Drew And he's using ketamine and what else?

57:57🔗 Caller Ketamine, tramadol. He steals, like, ampion and valium from his mom.

58:03🔗 Adam He's going to make a hell of a doctor one day.

58:07🔗 Drew He's going to be a mess. Well, no, these are all not specifically that I can see extra dangerous. Tramadol. What the hell is that?

58:15🔗 Adam I've heard of that one. It's a painkiller? What is that tramadol?

58:20🔗 Drew Is it Ultram?

58:22🔗 Caller No, I'm pretty sure it's tramadol. It's a European painkiller. I don't think it's legal on this state.

58:28🔗 Drew Interesting. Well, I mean, this is, you know, presumably opiates that he's using, and this is profound addiction, benzodiazepines, profoundly addictive. He's not, you know, he's going to have consequence. And I suggest you go to Al-Anon or some sort of co-dependency recovery program and that will give the highest likelihood of helping him. Nothing else.

58:47🔗 Adam Don't throw out the drifter suggestion just yet. That's all I'm saying. Just keep that in your back pocket. Annabelle?

58:54🔗 Hi.

58:55🔗 Adam Hey, you're 16. What's up?

58:56🔗 Caller Okay, I've been giving my boyfriend head like for the past month. Like that's like when I started doing it for him. And like every single time almost that I do it, like afterwards I go to the bathroom like I need the mouthwash and stuff and I like throw up.

59:12🔗 Adam We gotta get a drifter to kill him.

59:14🔗 Drew Now wouldn't, let's just be empathetic with this young lady. Wouldn't you throw up too, Adam?

59:18🔗 Adam Oh me?

59:19🔗 Drew Yeah. Think about it.

59:20🔗 Adam Would I?

59:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:22🔗 Adam I mean hypothetically, sure. Yes, I would vomit if I got semen in my mouth.

59:28🔗 Drew So okay.

59:29🔗 Caller And like I thought I'd be used to it by now because I'm doing it like a lot.

59:33🔗 Adam How many times do you think you've done it? God bless you by the way.

59:35🔗 Drew Oh my God.

59:37🔗 Adam Going back to the well as it were.

59:39🔗 Drew Trooper.

59:40🔗 Caller I can't just be like, oh no.

59:41🔗 Drew How many times?

59:42🔗 Caller In the past month.

59:43🔗 Drew Have you vomited?

59:44🔗 Caller Like probably like 17.

59:48🔗 Drew Oh my God. That's not good for you.

59:50🔗 Adam Well, this has become a nice method of weight loss for you.

59:54🔗 Drew Does he understand you're vomiting? Well, you had bulimia?

59:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:59🔗 Drew Oh boy. Is this part of that, do you think?

1:00:02🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:00:03🔗 Caller But like, I didn't...

1:00:04🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Hold on. Let me talk to Drew. I was kidding, but I may have inadvertently stumbled onto something here, which is...

1:00:11🔗 Drew Bulimia will vomit more easily and sort of, it can kind of blur, you know, what's bulimia and what's vomiting, a reaction to something physiologic. They'll start vomiting and all kinds of things, and they kind of go with it a little bit.

1:00:23🔗 Adam Well, look at it this way. We talk to drug addicts all the time, people that are hooked on painkillers. So they're hooked, and so their back says, hey, I got some pain. Feed me.

1:00:34🔗 Drew Right.

1:00:35🔗 Adam Feed me.

1:00:36🔗 Drew Right.

1:00:36🔗 Adam Feed me. And after a while, the line is so blurred. You don't know if you're actually having pain in your brain, it's just creating pain, so it can be rewarded.

1:00:43🔗 Drew That's right.

1:00:43🔗 Adam With some painkillers that it wants.

1:00:45🔗 Drew That's exactly right.

1:00:46🔗 Adam Now, you got an eating disorder. Now, here you are, and we're both sitting here going, geez, you vomited 17 times last month.

1:00:54🔗 Drew You keep doing it?

1:00:54🔗 Adam Last month, you keep doing it. Initially, we want to send her out a windbreaker or trooper of the year, but now it starts to unfurl a little bit. It starts to take a little different shape. Maybe there is some here.

1:01:12🔗 Caller Annabelle? I'm just disgusted by it every time.

1:01:15🔗 Drew Yes, we got that part. We got that part.

1:01:18🔗 Adam Any excuse to vomit? Wow, what incredible-

1:01:22🔗 Caller They counseled the hell out of me, so I'd stop, and I don't like that anymore.

1:01:25🔗 Caller I was like, oh, that's so gross.

1:01:27🔗 Drew Who counseled you? What? What did you say? Someone counseled you?

1:01:30🔗 Caller Well, like, you know, I had to go to, like, therapy, and, like, everyone found out, and I was like, oh, great, you know?

1:01:35🔗 Drew From semen vomiting?

1:01:37🔗 Adam No, from making yourself vomit, which is an eating disorder.

1:01:40🔗 Drew From bulimia, okay. So now you have a reason to vomit.

1:01:43🔗 Adam And meanwhile, what a great, vicious cycle to be caught in as a boyfriend. Your penis becomes her enabler. That's crazy.

1:01:54🔗 Caller You'd be like, no, I won't.

1:01:55🔗 Adam Wow. How old is this guy?

1:01:57🔗 Caller Seventeen.

1:01:58🔗 Adam And are you guys having intercourse?

1:02:00🔗 Caller Never.

1:02:01🔗 Adam Just the oral sex?

1:02:02🔗 Caller Yeah. And that's like the only thing we ever do. He never does anything.

1:02:04🔗 Adam Well, right. You got to vomit. Hmm? You're the only, you know, must be incredible for this guy because this guy's like, geez, she blew chow like on Tuesday. And now it's Wednesday and she's dying to go down on me. Well, all right. So be it.

1:02:19🔗 Caller I'm never exactly dying to, but he's always like, come on. And I was like, OK, fine. I'm not going to be like, no, I don't feel like it.

1:02:25🔗 Drew Why don't you be like, you're not, you're vomiting. But no, I puke every time we do this. I can't do that anymore.

1:02:32🔗 Caller Because then he'll be like, oh, you're so stupid.

1:02:34🔗 Caller You don't get mad at me about it.

1:02:35🔗 Drew This is, this is that you're such a whore. This is that same reaction that you hear is something different.

1:02:40🔗 Caller I think you've been going out since like February. And like, I only started doing this like a month ago.

1:02:44🔗 Drew Hey, well, look, if he gives a good goddamn about you, he'll like have some sympathy for what you're going through.

1:02:49🔗 Adam When did you get your, when did you finish your bulimia counseling?

1:02:55🔗 Caller Well, I'm still having to go to like the school. Well, I'm not at the school anymore, but like I stopped in like January.

1:03:01🔗 Adam You're still in bulimia. It's just instead of sticking your finger down your throat, you're sticking a penis down your throat.

1:03:05🔗 Drew That's right. That's right.

1:03:07🔗 Adam Hey, that's heavy. That's heavy, man.

1:03:10🔗 Caller But like, wouldn't I still be doing it if I was that into it? Like after the whole bulimia bout, it was like.

1:03:16🔗 Adam You're not done with the bulimia.

1:03:17🔗 Drew You're still bulimic.

1:03:18🔗 Adam You're using a guy's penis.

1:03:20🔗 Caller Even though I was like, I stopped doing it like completely in like January.

1:03:24🔗 Drew No, you haven't stopped doing it. This is the point. You had 17 more relapses.

1:03:28🔗 Adam You stopped for a period and now you're using this guy as an excuse.

1:03:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:03:33🔗 Caller But why would it only happen then?

1:03:36🔗 Adam First off, that's all you're doing and you're doing a lot of it.

1:03:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:41🔗 Drew And the point is, if you just hated it, you probably wouldn't do it.

1:03:44🔗 Caller You just stop it.

1:03:46🔗 Adam There'd be no second. Why do you think we were so confused as to why you kept doing it so much when you're vomiting each and every time?

1:03:52🔗 Caller Hold on.

1:03:54🔗 Adam What? You don't want him to get mad.

1:03:56🔗 Caller Oh, please.

1:03:57🔗 Adam Listen.

1:03:57🔗 Caller We can be vicious about it.

1:03:59🔗 Drew Well, hold on.

1:04:00🔗 Adam Let's talk about that for a second. But when you guys go to movies, do you only go to the movies he wants to see?

1:04:09🔗 Caller Sort of.

1:04:09🔗 Caller Because he pays for it.

1:04:11🔗 Adam So every time... What was the last three movies you guys went to?

1:04:15🔗 Caller The Fast and the Furious.

1:04:16🔗 Adam Well, that's his. Yeah.

1:04:18🔗 Caller Tomb Raider.

1:04:19🔗 Drew Oh, it's his too.

1:04:20🔗 Adam It's too.

1:04:20🔗 Caller And...

1:04:24🔗 Caller Pearl Harbor.

1:04:24🔗 Caller Oh. All right.

1:04:25🔗 Drew What's the matter with you? You can't speak up for yourself. That's the real problem here. What is with your self-esteem that is that poor?

1:04:32🔗 Adam And you have an older sister. Not that much older. Huh?

1:04:37🔗 Caller I have a twin sister, no older sister.

1:04:38🔗 Adam That's sweet. Yeah, what is up, baby?

1:04:41🔗 Caller What do you mean?

1:04:42🔗 Adam Like... You scared this guy? This 16-year-old guy is running. You're ragged. You got an eating disorder. What's going on?

1:04:48🔗 Caller Well, I don't have an eating disorder anymore.

1:04:50🔗 Adam Oh, yes.

1:04:51🔗 Drew Well, first of all, people just don't remit. They're chronic conditions that sort of get better and come back. And yours is active right now.

1:04:58🔗 Adam Hey, Anna. Why don't you know you're going to therapy for the old eating disorder that you don't have anymore except for you still vomit all the time?

1:05:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:06🔗 Adam I think you need to bring up all this power stuff and all this.

1:05:09🔗 Drew And that you can't assert yourself.

1:05:10🔗 Adam That's going to get mad at me if I don't blow him.

1:05:13🔗 Caller Right.

1:05:13🔗 Drew You need some assertiveness.

1:05:14🔗 Adam Put that on a card, Anderson. That'll be good.

1:05:17🔗 Drew Yeah. Some assertiveness skills.

1:05:20🔗 Adam No. Good. Drew was talking.

1:05:21🔗 Drew No, it wasn't. No, it wasn't that one.

1:05:23🔗 Adam No. You were talking, so it's no good. Lisa?

1:05:27🔗 Drew Hello.

1:05:27🔗 Adam You're 18? What's up?

1:05:29🔗 Drew I was not. Shut up. He's got it. He's got it.

1:05:32🔗 Adam All right. He's got it means shut up. Lisa?

1:05:35🔗 Caller Yes.

1:05:36🔗 Adam I like you already. What's going on?

1:05:39🔗 Caller Hi.

1:05:41🔗 Caller I've got a problem with, like, I don't know, guys, but I just got out of a two-year relationship and he was really, really controlling. And I don't know. It's just like I met this other guy and he treats me so well, I just, like, am not used to it. And so I, like, I don't know.

1:06:03🔗 Drew So what you do is you take the really nice guy and you start moving over in that direction to prove to the guy who's treating you badly that you will leave if he doesn't treat you better. Except the guy that's nice is too boring and you won't actually go with him. You go back to the guy that treats you like crap and he'll keep treating you like crap.

1:06:21🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, he found out that I was seeing this other guy.

1:06:25🔗 Adam Oh, magical.

1:06:26🔗 Drew Magically. Magically, he found out.

1:06:28🔗 Caller And he was like, well, is he better than me and all this? And it was like, I didn't know what to say. And he was better and I haven't stopped seeing him. That's not the problem. The guy I was with for two years isn't the problem. It's the fact that he treated me really bad and now I'm with someone that treats me really good. And I can't get over that.

1:06:50🔗 Drew Can't get over what?

1:06:51🔗 Caller The way he treats me.

1:06:53🔗 Adam The good guy?

1:06:54🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm like number one. I'm always before him.

1:06:59🔗 Adam And... Listen. I drove crappy cars, I lived in crappy apartments and ate crappy food. Now I drive nice cars. Now I still eat crappy food. I live in a nice house. It's easy. Easy to get over. One was bad, the other's good.

1:07:15🔗 Caller Yeah, but when you cycle for two years, it's really hard.

1:07:18🔗 Drew No, Lisa, you need the abuse is the problem.

1:07:22🔗 Adam You got some serious issues.

1:07:23🔗 Drew You're going to sabotage the good relationship because you can't stand the intimacy.

1:07:29🔗 Adam Why is it so hard to deal with a guy who puts you first? Does all those things...

1:07:33🔗 Caller Because of my dad.

1:07:35🔗 Drew He what?

1:07:36🔗 Caller My dad beat me when I was little.

1:07:38🔗 Adam There you go.

1:07:38🔗 Drew Thank you. Thank you for not making us dig for that.

1:07:41🔗 Adam Thank you. And thank your dad for being...

1:07:42🔗 Caller No.

1:07:44🔗 Adam How about a little therapy then?

1:07:45🔗 Caller I've been through therapy.

1:07:47🔗 Adam Well, not through it. I think it's an on-going thing, especially when your dad beat you.

1:07:51🔗 Drew And especially since you're unable to tolerate being in a real relationship. You can't tolerate it. You can't tolerate tenderness.

1:07:57🔗 Caller I'm asking, I'm asking, what can I do to keep this other guy? I mean, what can I... I mean, because I'm always wanting to be with him, I'm always calling him, and it like gets on his nerves. And he said I was smothering him, and...

1:08:10🔗 Drew Which guy are you smothering?

1:08:11🔗 Caller The good guy.

1:08:13🔗 Adam You're smothering the good guy.

1:08:15🔗 Caller Because I'm always wanting to be with him, always.

1:08:19🔗 Adam Interesting. Now both Drew and I have that un-puzzled look on our face. Smothering him. And he's a real good guy.

1:08:28🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean...

1:08:29🔗 Adam Real good guys, the kind of good guy that Drew and I are thinking about aren't worried about being smothered.

1:08:34🔗 Drew Right, they don't say that.

1:08:35🔗 Adam They like being smothered.

1:08:36🔗 Drew Right.

1:08:36🔗 Adam They're like a hot dog, just waiting for something to be dumped on.

1:08:39🔗 Drew Right. While the not so good guys start pushing you away.

1:08:43🔗 Adam How good a guy is this so-called good guy?

1:08:46🔗 Caller He is like, because I have like a low self-esteem.

1:08:48🔗 Drew No kidding.

1:08:50🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:08:51🔗 Drew No, but that's what we're talking about here, that's what needs to be changed. And by the way, if you were through therapy, there would not be such low self-esteem.

1:09:01🔗 Adam You'd have a medium low self-esteem like we have after years of therapy.

1:09:04🔗 Drew That's a low medium.

1:09:08🔗 Adam Okay, so we're aware of it. What about this good guy? How old is he?

1:09:12🔗 Caller He's twenty-four.

1:09:13🔗 Adam Twenty-four?

1:09:14🔗 Caller What's the twenty-three?

1:09:17🔗 Adam What's the twenty-four year old guy do?

1:09:19🔗 Caller He works for American Airlines.

1:09:21🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:09:22🔗 Caller Doing what?

1:09:23🔗 Caller He works on their computers. Okay.

1:09:26🔗 Adam All right. And can you control yourself then? You know what you're doing?

1:09:31🔗 Caller Yeah, I think it's like a main like, like a fact, infatuation, but I don't know how to get over it.

1:09:37🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

1:09:39🔗 Drew You don't need to get over it if it's-

1:09:41🔗 Adam She is the subtle riddler.

1:09:43🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:09:44🔗 Adam Because she's talking about one guy clearly, but the term she uses and the word she chooses would imply that she's talking about the old guy. Right. It's an infatuation. I don't know how to get over it. It seems like she's going to call and say, here's what we're prepared for, Drew. You and I are on the same page here. She's calling and saying like, I was with this old guy. I was really abusive. I broke things off. I found a really great guy and I don't know what to do with this old guy. I keep thinking about him. I can't get away from him. I'm infatuated with him.

1:10:16🔗 Drew The new guy.

1:10:17🔗 Adam We keep thinking though she's talking about the old guy. That's what the energy feels.

1:10:20🔗 Drew But you know what's going to happen is it's going to be I got to stop this and then magically when she does just drift back to the old guy. So it's really still about the old guy.

1:10:28🔗 Adam Yes. Stay with this new guy.

1:10:32🔗 Drew Go ahead and smother him.

1:10:33🔗 Adam Go ahead and smother him. Try to control yourself and get back into therapy.

1:10:38🔗 Drew Okay.

1:10:39🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Listen. Fine. Or don't. Listen. I don't care. I go home at 12. That's it. And you guys who think I think about you.

1:10:49🔗 Drew Okay, Adam. Okay.

1:10:54🔗 Adam You folks who think I'm haunted by you when I get home. Are you kidding? I turn that TV on and put my feet up. I don't even know what job I have anymore. I am like an animal that way. I turn on the TV. I think I'm actually in whatever show I'm watching. Do you understand that?

1:11:11🔗 Drew But let's talk about advice in general. If advice were really easy, you'd be doing it. If it's a path of least resistance, you'd already be doing it. Whatever advice we're going to give you, you're probably going to resist and not want to hear. Otherwise, you'd already be doing it.

1:11:25🔗 Caller OK.

1:11:26🔗 Adam Back to therapy.

1:11:27🔗 Caller We'll be back.

1:11:38🔗 Adam Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Let's pop back on those phones. Let's attack those phones, Drew. Let's see if we can help some more people. What do you say there, buddy? Here we go now. Let's go now. Let's go. Becky? 21. Let's go now. All right.

1:11:58🔗 Caller I just want to say that I totally love you guys. And I know everybody always says that, but I just want to say it.

1:12:02🔗 Adam All right, Becky.

1:12:02🔗 Caller OK.

1:12:03🔗 Caller Whatever. Whatever.

1:12:06🔗 Caller OK.

1:12:07🔗 Caller So I have this friend. I met him about four months ago. And since we've known each other, we've been totally inseparable. We see each other, like, every single day. If we don't see each other, we talk to each other on the phone. All of my friends say, why aren't you guys together? All of his friends say, why aren't you guys together? One night we were at a party and we were totally drunk, so they strategically placed us on a futon together when everybody went to bed to see if anything would happen. And yeah, stuff did.

1:12:33🔗 Drew It's like mixing a couple of chemicals together.

1:12:35🔗 Adam Right.

1:12:35🔗 Caller Whatever.

1:12:36🔗 Drew They put you together in the Petri dish, yes, and?

1:12:38🔗 Caller Pretty much.

1:12:39🔗 Adam What happened?

1:12:40🔗 Caller We just kind of hooked up a little bit.

1:12:41🔗 Caller We didn't like, you know, go all the way or anything, but we just kind of, you know, messed around and stuff. And then after I... It turns out he was so drunk that he didn't remember or he says he doesn't remember. Yeah. But I had to explain it to him the next day. And well, yeah, last night stuff happened. And he's like, what are you talking about?

1:13:02🔗 Caller Well, stuff happened between me and you.

1:13:04🔗 Caller And he's like, oh, he's like, I'm not going to have that mess up, you know, mess us up because we hooked up at a party or whatever. And so ever since then, we've still been, you know, cool and everything, hanging out every day. We tell each other like everything.

1:13:16🔗 Drew Becky, Becky, you are you are into this guy in a big way.

1:13:20🔗 Caller How much?

1:13:20🔗 Caller So you don't even know.

1:13:22🔗 Drew Yeah. And you better tell him that.

1:13:24🔗 Caller Well, he knows.

1:13:25🔗 Drew No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't.

1:13:28🔗 Adam You told him?

1:13:29🔗 Drew Yeah, I love you. You are my best friend.

1:13:31🔗 Caller I told him like the first two weeks that we knew each other, we would drive around for like hours and hours and talk about everything. And finally, I just said, you know what? I'm not going to say his name because just in case he's listening. I was like, you know what? I like you. And I've been pretty obvious about it. And he goes, well, I totally love to date you and all that kind of stuff. But I don't want to complicate our friendship right now.

1:13:50🔗 Drew And that's it. The case closed.

1:13:52🔗 Adam That didn't do it.

1:13:53🔗 Caller That was a long time ago.

1:13:54🔗 Drew Well, he managed to. No, guys, don't do that. He managed to keep it back into the friend category. And you accepted that. And that's where he wants to keep it.

1:14:03🔗 Caller But that was like three and a half months ago.

1:14:05🔗 Adam You're overweight.

1:14:07🔗 Drew That is more evidence of how entrenched in Friendville you are.

1:14:11🔗 Caller OK.

1:14:11🔗 Caller But then listen, I stayed the night at his house.

1:14:13🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:14🔗 Caller And we sleep in the same bed.

1:14:15🔗 Adam And he let you blow on.

1:14:18🔗 Caller No. But that is not what happened.

1:14:20🔗 Adam Yes. You gave him a BJ. BJ. OK.

1:14:23🔗 Caller Listen.

1:14:24🔗 Caller Saturday night.

1:14:25🔗 Caller Saturday night.

1:14:26🔗 Caller This last Saturday, I stayed the night.

1:14:28🔗 Caller And stuff ended up happening. And we still haven't talked about it. And then the next night, we always go to the movies on Sunday nights. And the next night, he brought another girl, this other girl that's like my competition or whatever.

1:14:40🔗 Adam Your competition. All right. Well, you've proven your point.

1:14:45🔗 Drew Becky, Becky.

1:14:46🔗 Adam Are you a pre-law? Oh, no. What are you studying for?

1:14:50🔗 Caller Communication.

1:14:50🔗 Adam Oh, your honor. My client is, he's guilty.

1:14:55🔗 Caller Let's eat. OK.

1:14:57🔗 Adam You're you do give him some oral sex on Saturday, though.

1:15:02🔗 Drew Yes.

1:15:02🔗 Adam And on Sunday brought your arch nemesis.

1:15:05🔗 Drew Like, yeah, that's a loud message to you.

1:15:08🔗 Caller Oh, man.

1:15:08🔗 Caller See, now, my problem is I'm wondering if there's something that I'm doing.

1:15:13🔗 Caller Like, am I putting out, like, this friend vibe?

1:15:16🔗 Caller What has happened to me before?

1:15:17🔗 Drew No, Becky, Becky, Becky.

1:15:19🔗 Caller Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becky. I know you like that.

1:15:28🔗 Drew Becky, we feel so bad for you.

1:15:29🔗 Adam He is not interested in you that way.

1:15:32🔗 Drew You can't make him go to that place.

1:15:35🔗 Adam He's never, he's never been... I'm interested in you that way.

1:15:38🔗 Caller But he says stuff all the time.

1:15:40🔗 Caller I would rather.

1:15:41🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:15:42🔗 Adam He says stuff because you bring stuff up.

1:15:45🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:15:46🔗 Adam Yes, yes, yes.

1:15:47🔗 Caller Becky, Becky, Becky.

1:15:48🔗 Adam Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky, Becky. Interested screw, Becky. Screwball.

1:15:56🔗 Caller I'm not a screwball.

1:15:58🔗 Adam Yes, you're thick.

1:15:59🔗 Drew No, no, she's not thick. Yeah, I agree.

1:16:03🔗 Adam She's in love and she will not accept the truth.

1:16:06🔗 Drew Yes.

1:16:06🔗 Adam Which is this guy, A.

1:16:07🔗 Drew Well, explain, explain, Becky, listen to Adam for a second. How would a guy behave if he were into this?

1:16:13🔗 Adam He would have been on it. You know the two weeks. First off, you would have never got to the point where you had the discussion where you liked him because he would have been on you immediately. Yeah.

1:16:22🔗 Drew What does it mean? The guy.

1:16:23🔗 Caller He's never really had a girlfriend.

1:16:25🔗 Drew Hold on. Well, I've been wondering if he's gay. That's one of the things running through my mind. That's a possible explanation. No.

1:16:33🔗 Adam He's a nice guy. He likes a BJ and he likes Becky, but he's not attracted to Becky.

1:16:39🔗 Caller Right.

1:16:39🔗 Adam He thinks Becky's a great person. It's not really. He's just not attracted to you.

1:16:43🔗 Caller Well, then why does stuff keep happening?

1:16:45🔗 Adam Because you come over and offer to blow him.

1:16:47🔗 Caller I did not offer.

1:16:48🔗 Drew Well, you make yourself available. Yeah.

1:16:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Becky, you know what the truth is. Don't argue with us.

1:16:56🔗 Drew You're wasting your time.

1:16:57🔗 Adam If you thought for a second he really liked you, you'd be working on that. You wouldn't be trying to convince us. So we can make you feel better about something that you know is the truth.

1:17:05🔗 Drew If the guy was really into her and he was sleeping in the same bed with her, and think about that.

1:17:10🔗 Adam Look, here's the way it would have worked. Forget about meeting up the next night for a movie. You would have had sex all Saturday night. He would have made you a nice big fat omelet the next morning, and then you guys would have ridden around on bicycles with baskets on the front. Well, while the fifth dimension played in the background.

1:17:33🔗 Drew And what would the bubble be over his head?

1:17:36🔗 Adam He would have just loved, you know, Penny for Your Thoughts, all that stuff. He's not into her. Screw Becky. He's not into her. Sorry. Becky, stop wasting your time.

1:17:47🔗 Caller I know.

1:17:48🔗 Drew I feel so sorry for her.

1:17:50🔗 Adam I do. And here's the sad part. All you girls and all you guys, especially you girls, what am I doing wrong? I mean, what am I doing wrong? You know, I say to him, and he says he wants this kind of person, and I tell him I'm that kind of person, and we totally click, and he doesn't like this other, but he says he doesn't like this other kind, but yet he's always with him. What am I doing wrong? I think I'm scaring him away. You know what I'm doing? I'm coming on too strong. He's getting a mixed message from, no, no, no, no. If he's interested, he's saying, look, everybody, guys, let me explain guys. Guys send away for wives to other countries. Forget about clicking. What are you doing wrong? Guy open a magazine, see a chick, point at the chick and happily be with her. Forget about what you're doing to steer him away, especially a 22, 23 year old guy.

1:18:42🔗 Drew Whatever that it is has to be there.

1:18:44🔗 Adam And he ain't into it.

1:18:46🔗 Caller Anna, this is me.

1:18:48🔗 Adam 22, what's up?

1:18:51🔗 Caller Well, I haven't had sex in almost three years.

1:18:53🔗 Adam Wow.

1:18:54🔗 Caller I don't masturbate.

1:18:56🔗 Adam Nice.

1:18:57🔗 Caller I want so badly to just wake up and be married and have that all done with, but it just seems so hard to like meet guys and date, you know.

1:19:07🔗 Adam What is up?

1:19:09🔗 Caller I don't know. I've looked everywhere. I've looked, I've done the whole bar thing. I've done the whole church thing. I've done, looked at work. Just doesn't seem to be anybody. I've even met guys at the grocery store.

1:19:21🔗 Drew Have you had a boyfriend?

1:19:22🔗 Caller No, I haven't for three years.

1:19:24🔗 Drew How come?

1:19:26🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:19:26🔗 Adam You've done the whole thing.

1:19:27🔗 Drew What happened with the last one?

1:19:29🔗 Caller Actually, I have two kids.

1:19:30🔗 Oh, here we go.

1:19:32🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

1:19:33🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:19:33🔗 Caller And my daughter's dad is the last person that I was with.

1:19:37🔗 Drew Yeah. So these guys have been real s-heads to you. Yeah. Yeah. So that's why it's not working out. You're scared to death that this is all going to happen again.

1:19:47🔗 Caller Is that what it is? That I'm going to get pregnant?

1:19:49🔗 Drew Well, you're going to get it. Some idiot's going to, yeah. Somebody's going to abandon you again, which is probably the kind of guy you're attracted to.

1:19:55🔗 Adam Same dad?

1:19:57🔗 Drew Both kids? No.

1:19:58🔗 Caller No. My son's dad's married and he still sees him. And we get along, and my dad's daughter's got his head so far up his ass he can't see the light of day. So we don't talk to him.

1:20:10🔗 Adam Your daughter's dad, right?

1:20:11🔗 Drew But it's an interesting twist on words there.

1:20:15🔗 Adam Two different guys, huh?

1:20:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:17🔗 Drew Is the second one sort of like your dad?

1:20:20🔗 Caller No, my dad, actually, I didn't really like my dad as I was growing up, but my parents were married. Everything was normal. And now that I realize that's who I want, I want somebody that's exactly like my dad because my dad was so loving to my mom.

1:20:36🔗 Adam Why didn't you like your dad?

1:20:37🔗 Caller Uh, I don't know.

1:20:40🔗 Drew He had his head kind of up his ass, too?

1:20:41🔗 Caller He was grumpy. Yeah, he was grumpy.

1:20:44🔗 Adam Damn, what a great guy.

1:20:48🔗 Caller Really?

1:20:49🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, just because he didn't divorce your mom didn't beat her, didn't mean he was a great guy.

1:20:52🔗 Caller No, my dad, oh, no. I think my mom controlled the relationship a little bit, but my dad would do anything for my mom.

1:21:00🔗 Adam Yeah, but not for you.

1:21:02🔗 Caller Um, probably not at this point.

1:21:05🔗 Drew Well, you just said he had his head up his ass.

1:21:06🔗 Adam No, I mean, growing up, screwball.

1:21:09🔗 Caller Yeah, he would do it, yeah.

1:21:10🔗 Adam All right. Well, you said, I don't know, for a guy who's loved your mom very much and would do anything for you, you don't sound very appreciative.

1:21:17🔗 Drew Yeah, you said he had his head up his ass.

1:21:19🔗 Caller No, my daughter's dad.

1:21:21🔗 Drew Ah, okay.

1:21:22🔗 Adam Yeah. You didn't sound like you're doing nuts about your dad either though.

1:21:27🔗 Caller I love him. He lives far away though now.

1:21:30🔗 Adam Okay, thanks. Let me ask you a question. Let me talk to Drew for a second. Has there been some sort of experimental military program where they've taught animals to talk that I'm not aware of?

1:21:45🔗 Drew As Joe Rogan said.

1:21:46🔗 Caller Is that what's going on out there?

1:21:47🔗 Drew When Joe Rogan was up here, he said something I thought was very astute. He goes, hey, we're just monkeys who talk. That's it. Monkeys who talk.

1:21:55🔗 Adam He should talk about monkeys who talk.

1:21:57🔗 Drew That's right. I thought that was pretty astute.

1:22:00🔗 Adam But listen, I mean, I'm picturing some sort of military experiment that went awry where the animals got over the fence and now they're calling the show it.

1:22:07🔗 Drew Yeah. I think that's it.

1:22:08🔗 Adam You like your dad? Yes. He lives far away. Yeah, but growing up, what can I get to... Well, not now. Now, really about her dad, she's told me that he was a good guy, that he loved her mother very much, and he was a little bit grumpy, and she wasn't crazy about him. But then as soon as I questioned that, it immediately got into the present tense where he lived far away. I'm going to try this one more time, but oh my God, more Anna over here. Anna?

1:22:43🔗 Caller I'm here.

1:22:43🔗 Adam Look, please, be more forthcoming. Your dad growing up, he was a good dad to you?

1:22:53🔗 Caller He was. I just didn't realize it.

1:22:56🔗 Caller Okay.

1:22:58🔗 Drew Wait a minute. There's no such thing as that.

1:23:00🔗 Adam No. I mean, judging by the guys you hooked up, he was a saint, the guys who fathered your kids.

1:23:08🔗 Caller Right. Right.

1:23:09🔗 Adam But growing up, you weren't that fond of your dad, right?

1:23:12🔗 Caller No. I was rebellious and I hated him then.

1:23:16🔗 Drew Why?

1:23:18🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:23:19🔗 Drew Okay. Well, there's something very, very serious there. That's where all this energy is being funneled into your peers.

1:23:25🔗 Adam When you get to the answer of why you hated your dad for no reason growing up, it's going to help you meet a guy in your current adult state.

1:23:33🔗 Drew There's not no reason for hatred, okay?

1:23:36🔗 Caller Okay.

1:23:37🔗 Adam I mean, you can be rebellious, and a kid can be rebellious, but hating...

1:23:40🔗 Drew I'd be angry...

1:23:40🔗 Adam .hating your dad for no reason is kind of weird. And I bet that has to do with why you can't meet a guy now, or at least the right guy.

1:23:49🔗 Caller And what about the masturbation? Why don't I do that?

1:23:53🔗 Adam I have no idea, Anna, but there's more issues than meets the ear with you.

1:23:59🔗 Yeah.

1:23:59🔗 Adam I would assume, right?

1:24:00🔗 Yeah.

1:24:01🔗 Adam And so I think it's time, on behalf of your children, because you don't want to pull a number on your kids. You don't want to screw them up like your parents did to you, right?

1:24:11🔗 Yeah.

1:24:12🔗 Adam How about a little therapy, a little soul searching, reading a few books, keep paying attention, you know what I mean? I hate to say it. Watch Oprah a little bit. When that big bald Texan guy gets on there and starts talking about what's going wrong, listen to him, listen to this show.

1:24:29🔗 Drew What if your dad?

1:24:29🔗 Adam Pick up some knowledge.

1:24:30🔗 Drew Dad may have done a little something.

1:24:32🔗 Caller Okay.

1:24:33🔗 Adam You think your dad may have, like, molested you and you didn't know it?

1:24:37🔗 Caller No. Actually, I've never been molested.

1:24:39🔗 Drew But no. That's a strange way to answer that question, wasn't it?

1:24:43🔗 Adam Yeah. Anna, you have a weird suspicious way of answering almost every question.

1:24:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:48🔗 Adam Did he hit you?

1:24:50🔗 Caller Um, when I was older, like 14 and 15.

1:24:54🔗 Drew That's pretty serious right there. And we wonder if he did something else touch you or was inappropriate with you in some way, maybe when you were younger too, that sort of created that distrust and the politeness.

1:25:04🔗 Caller I don't think it was sexual, but I guess when I was a kid, he spanked us with a belt too.

1:25:08🔗 Drew All right. That's physical abuse, okay?

1:25:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:11🔗 Drew All right. So you get very minimum physical abuse, very minimum. And by the way, that's the kind of guy that perpetrates physical abuse on young girls. Think about striking your kids with a belt for a second, Anna.

1:25:23🔗 Adam No. Not unless they were asking for it. And everyone's asking for it. That's why I look at it, even if they're not actually asking for it. We'll take a break.

1:25:30🔗 Caller We'll be back. Hey, everybody!

1:25:42🔗 Woo-wee!

1:25:43🔗 Caller Hula, hula! Hiccabr, hiccabr, hiccabr.

1:25:49🔗 Adam All right, here we go.

1:25:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:50🔗 Adam Let's rock here, Drew. Chrissy.

1:25:53🔗 Caller Yes?

1:25:53🔗 Adam Nineteen.

1:25:55🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:25:55🔗 Adam You're a virgin?

1:25:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:57🔗 Adam It's difficult to stay that way in college.

1:26:00🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:26:01🔗 Caller I've made it, like, two years now, going on 20 next month, and it just seems like it's getting harder and harder.

1:26:07🔗 Adam What's up with your phone?

1:26:09🔗 Caller Oh, it's a cell phone.

1:26:11🔗 Adam You have a land phone you can get on?

1:26:13🔗 Drew Well, you just have to hang up to do that. What are you going to do?

1:26:16🔗 Adam I don't know. I wouldn't mind if you hung up. I'm looking for excuses. Okay, look. Are you a religious person?

1:26:23🔗 Caller No, actually. That's not it at all.

1:26:26🔗 Caller I don't know. I think it's just been the wrong guy.

1:26:28🔗 Adam And now I got a goddamn phone lines driving me nuts. Look, you're virgin. You're fine. Stay with it. God bless. Godspeed.

1:26:37🔗 Drew Good times.

1:26:38🔗 Adam Good times. Good times. Frank.

1:26:41🔗 Yeah.

1:26:41🔗 Adam You're 18.

1:26:42🔗 Caller How you doing?

1:26:43🔗 Adam Good.

1:26:44🔗 Caller Dr. Drew, you're cool.

1:26:46🔗 Adam Thank you. Thank you, buddy. What's up?

1:26:48🔗 Caller I just had a problem like my girlfriend. We've been going out for like nine months now. And like her whole family situation is like really bad. She suffered from like depression and everything like that. And it's like the other day, I noticed like all these cuts on her wrist and it's just, you know, it's getting worse and worse and worse.

1:27:05🔗 Drew She would cut her.

1:27:06🔗 Caller And she's just telling me like, you know, like she doesn't even feel anymore. She's just like numb.

1:27:11🔗 Drew Well, all right. What's the question? She's got very, very serious problem.

1:27:14🔗 Caller Yeah. Like, what do I do?

1:27:17🔗 Drew I talk to her and like, make sure the people that take care of her see her regularly.

1:27:21🔗 Caller Yeah. But that's the problem. Like her family, like her parents have like totally cut her off from like, like kind of like everybody outside. Like they won't let me see her. They won't let her friends see her. Like it's her mom's like Filipino and she's like kind of like immigrant. And so she's like, she's not real. She's nuts. I mean, she's just like nuts.

1:27:41🔗 Adam Is she getting no help?

1:27:43🔗 Caller She's getting none.

1:27:44🔗 Adam I mean, it like, Okay. Can you tell, can you tell counselor at school?

1:27:47🔗 Caller I, I, we did. And like, she doesn't want to go because like what we did and she was going and like what happened was they couldn't do anything for her. Like the family counseling, it wasn't helping. Like she, like she didn't get anywhere.

1:27:59🔗 Adam Can you, can you have a talk with her mom?

1:28:01🔗 Caller Me?

1:28:03🔗 Adam Me? No, I'm going to go over there and talk to her.

1:28:05🔗 Caller Yeah, no, I mean like, like no way. No, her mom's like, it's just, I mean, her dad's like the biggest puss and like they're not going to do anything for her. And I mean, all this stuff is like, it's like a cry for help, you know?

1:28:17🔗 Adam Hey, look, it sounds like you two ought to break up and just worry about her health.

1:28:22🔗 Caller Yeah, no, well, I'm totally like, I'm just concerned for her. Like I really care for her and I love her.

1:28:27🔗 Adam It's tough because you can't infiltrate that family circle and it's a mess. I don't know. I mean, she's underage. She's 17. Maybe I ought to call Child Protective Services. She's, you know, essentially suicidal and they're seeking no help for her.

1:28:46🔗 Drew She has no caretakers? Is that what he said?

1:28:49🔗 Adam He's saying, Frank?

1:28:50🔗 Caller Yeah, she has like mom and dad, everything like that, right?

1:28:54🔗 Drew But no psychiatric care?

1:28:55🔗 Caller Yeah, nothing.

1:28:57🔗 Drew Well, then you got to alert the local authorities. If you see her cutting herself, you got to tell someone. That's it. Somebody's got to intervene on her behalf.

1:29:04🔗 Adam I would really go talk to the school counselors one more time, explain the situation.

1:29:08🔗 Drew Yeah, so if you can get the school people involved, yeah, sure.

1:29:10🔗 Adam Let them, you know.

1:29:11🔗 Drew Handle it.

1:29:12🔗 Adam Right.

1:29:13🔗 Drew Yeah, that's not your job.

1:29:14🔗 Adam Scott? Scott?

1:29:16🔗 Yeah, I'm here.

1:29:16🔗 Adam You're 33, what's up?

1:29:17🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:29:18🔗 Adam What's up?

1:29:19🔗 Caller I just have trouble with my girlfriend, she tries to beat me up.

1:29:22🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:29:22🔗 Caller Hang on one second, I'm going out of the room, okay?

1:29:24🔗 Adam All right.

1:29:25🔗 Drew Scott, take your lithium.

1:29:26🔗 Adam I like to kick Scott's ass. Talking for 12 seconds, I want to go in there and smack him one. Scott, what's up with your girlfriend?

1:29:36🔗 Caller We have trouble, she likes to, we get into arguments and she likes to, she takes it out, she likes to beat me up.

1:29:41🔗 Adam Why don't you break up with her?

1:29:42🔗 Caller Right. Well, you know what? That's the guy at the upper, that told me the same thing. Right. I love her.

1:29:46🔗 Adam He's a genius.

1:29:47🔗 Drew But I love her.

1:29:48🔗 Caller I do.

1:29:49🔗 Adam What's her nationality?

1:29:50🔗 Caller She's Italian.

1:29:52🔗 Adam Yeah, they're feisty.

1:29:53🔗 Caller Yeah, they are.

1:29:54🔗 Caller They're hot.

1:29:55🔗 Caller That's right. We have to bomb sex together too.

1:29:57🔗 Adam They got fire in their blood.

1:29:58🔗 Drew They have good sex. That's right.

1:29:59🔗 Adam Scott, I bet, you know what though, I bet when things start escalating, you're playing along too.

1:30:05🔗 Drew Oh, sure.

1:30:06🔗 Adam You got to defuse the situation. Do you understand?

1:30:09🔗 Caller You know, I hear you. I understand. I tried to go in another room, lock myself, get away from her.

1:30:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:14🔗 Adam Yeah. That's after things are going already.

1:30:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:17🔗 Adam Don't let them get escalating.

1:30:19🔗 Drew A lot of people, they're so used to being in aggressive family systems that they just express themselves that way.

1:30:24🔗 Adam Scott, if you really would like this to go away, here's what you have to do. The next time this happens, you say, look, that's it. You put her on hold. Yeah. This never happens again. That's it. You got to be prepared to walk.

1:30:37🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:30:38🔗 Adam That's the only way you can clear. Look, anytime somebody is doing some behavior that's reprehensible or that doesn't work for you, you have to first be prepared to go.

1:30:47🔗 Drew Yep. I agree with you.

1:30:49🔗 You pansy.

1:30:50🔗 Adam You know what it's like? It's like when you go in and ask for a raise or you tell your boss or whoever, look, this is what I need. This is the position I need. This is the title I need. Before you walk into that office, make sure you got in your head. You're ready to walk. If this person, line up your ducks, emotionally, financially, whatever it is, be ready to walk if this person does not comply. We'll be back. Hey, hey, hey. Well, there you go. Another fantabulous episode of Love Line, Safely In The Earth. I want to thank everyone who made this show possible. I'll name them by name on Thursday when I have more time and more energy. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo.

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