1:13🔗
Voiceover
Hey, everybody. It's the Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Dr. Drew is a board-certified internist and addiction medicine specialist. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Tonight, our guest is Joseph Foreman, also known as Afroman. He has a CD, which is going to be out on the 28th of August, called The Good Times. And he's also on the Silent Bob and Jay. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. That's right. On the soundtrack, right? Lean up and get into that mic, would you there, Afroman? And what, should we call you Afroman?
1:50🔗
Adam
You know what's funny? We have people on the show all the time that have more than one name. And I get mad when they insist that you call them by something. Right. But then when they leave it open, I think it's even worse. Like, I'd rather you get mad and insist that I call you something.
2:09🔗
Adam
All right, Afroman. And how long? I could have one of those Afros, too, man. You can, man. I really could. Drew, I just got my hair cut today, but look at this. I mean, I got the nappy head of a brother. I could pull this off. When, how long you been Afroman?
2:32🔗
Afroman
No, I got it from this chick. She was perfect. You know, she came to college and she was like trying to hand something up to some other chick that was perfect also. You know, she go, Hey, you, hand this to her, you, whatever your name is Afroman. Ha ha ha.
3:00🔗
Adam
Yeah, well, you've come a long way from junior college. And how did you get on the soundtrack? How did that work out?
3:11🔗
Afroman
I really believe a little kid put it on Napster, and Kevin Smith must have got a hold to it and liked it.
3:27🔗
Adam
Okay. Yeah. All right. Why don't we do that? You got that queued up there? This is Afroman because I got high. Roll another. Oh, there's my microphone. It's a classic, an instant classic. Now, was that the version that was on Napster? Or was it like a less produced version? Did you go back and redo it?
7:09🔗
Adam
But the initial recording, did you do that professionally or did you do that yourself? And I don't mean that the way it sounded.
7:27🔗
Adam
Because it's weird, because it's like it sounds like your voice, but because you're singing at the same time, my mind will not let it be one person. Even though I'm well aware of tracks and how you can overdub things, it still sounds like a bunch of guys standing around, doesn't it?
7:59🔗
Afroman
No. Actually, this kid, I remember he told me one night, it was packed and it was late at night. But he told me, he said, man, I just put you up on Napster and everybody is downloading you everywhere. He just told me that. He was like, you understand later, man.
8:21🔗
Afroman
No. I was dealing with my man, Tim Ray Mnowski, he had a record label, T-Bone. It was an independent label. I just started distributing my records through him.
8:54🔗
Adam
No. No, he's getting rich because he got high. That's how the song should have ended. Jamie, you're 18. What's up?
9:05🔗
Caller
Well, I get turned on by almost anything. I don't know what it is. I know I'm a lesbian and everything, but very people, gay people, any kind of sex thing turns me on.
9:19🔗
Drew
Well, people that sexualize all their feelings usually were sexually abused when they were a child. So do you have that history?
9:27🔗
Drew
And that's what happens. I have a long history of that. So because of that hyper arousal from that experience, the only way you have really your brain learn to manage any feeling was to sexualize it. And this really requires treatment, Jamie. This is, you're a prime candidate for treatment because you're going to get yourself in a lot of trouble with this and you're going to not be happy with the behaviors. They're going to end up being destructive and compulsive and inability to be controlled. But I imagine you have no feelings other than sexual feelings, right? Everything goes sexual.
10:00🔗
Drew
And that's typical of sexual compulsive or sex addicts. I suspect you're an addict too, right?
10:21🔗
Adam
That's nothing, and I got to get something out of me, too. Women, by the way, when it comes to women masturbating, women, it's like a solar energy. It's an unlimited resource, whereas men, it's like fossil fuel. There's only so much we can pull out of the ground.
10:39🔗
Adam
Eventually, it dries up. That's right. Nothing more, and it's a lot of work to get it out of the ground. Whereas with the solar energy, it's just you just look up and there you go. That's really what it's like with women who can have multiple orgasms. I thought she was going to say like 17, 18. I didn't know.
11:03🔗
Caller
Well, at first, I started out with my dad, and he just, like, when I was like four or five, and then it kind of moved on to my brother's friend.
11:20🔗
Caller
Well, my brother, the one that did that when I was 12, he's in college right now, going to be a senior. He's still living at home, but he goes to college. And then the other guy, I don't know, he got picked up for child molestation.
11:47🔗
Adam
There could be no more f'd up act in the world to me. There could be no more. I mean, you can talk about school shootings and bombing of federal buildings, serial killing. Drew.
12:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, it makes sense. You have a daughter. You'd go out and kill somebody before you'd feel up your daughter, wouldn't you?
12:23🔗
All right.
12:26🔗
Adam
No, listen, I'm waiting on your daughter. I'm giving her seventh, eighth grade before I swoop in. I raise her like my own. Ashley?
12:36🔗
Hi.
12:40🔗
Caller
I'm just going to give you background because I know you guys always ask for that. About a year ago, I had a boyfriend and I was really into him and I thought I loved him and everything. But like every time I was with him, we'd end up having sex sometimes two or three times that day. And he broke up with me for no good reason and it made me really, really upset. So by the time I was ready to start dating again, I realized that guys wouldn't like me for me or something because a lot of guys just really wanted sex with me, so I'd sleep with them. But in about the last month or so, I've only had sex with three guys, but now I found out that I'm pregnant and I don't know whose it is.
13:36🔗
Adam
All right. Well, a little bit confusing and long-winded, but one of the three guys, right?
13:40🔗
Caller
Yeah, because I took a break for a while. I just, I mean, because for one thing, summer started and a lot of people went away for vacations and stuff.
14:03🔗
Caller
I don't know. I mean, I guess it's just an attention thing because I mean, my mom isn't around a lot and I have a brother, but he's not around either.
14:12🔗
Caller
My dad, my parents got divorced when I was about three and then he moved when I was five.
14:26🔗
Adam
Hey, listen, guys, you know, I say this once every week and a half, but I think a father, Drew, is a father. Afroman, are you a father?
14:39🔗
Adam
Now, good. As fathers, I think your ultimate nightmare or fear or whatever you want to call it growing up is seeing your young daughter underneath some sweaty guy getting sexed up. I don't know why we think that way. Lord knows we did enough of it ourselves. Maybe it's a form of compensation for all the discussing things we did and the horrible acts that we perpetrated on young women. But that's always the greatest nightmare as a father. And we all know it's going to happen. But we just hope it's the right guy and that no one gets their heart broken or their hymen broken or pregnant or anything like that. But if you're dad and you leave your daughter, believe me, this is going to happen.
15:32🔗
Caller
Well, I already know that I'm pretty sure I can't read it by myself. But I was thinking of either an abortion or just putting it up for adoption. But I mean, I really want to ask whosoever it is first. I mean, because maybe he wants to keep it. I mean, I know I don't want to read it.
16:29🔗
Caller
We used condoms, but I think one of them, I mean, because we have a condom thing at school, and they show us, like, how to use it, right, and protect it and everything. And I asked him, because I know this guy doesn't usually have sex a lot, but I always liked him. I asked him if, like, his is okay, because I knew he had a condom in his wallet, but he said it was fine. It might have been a little old. I don't know. I mean, I don't think a guy would want to tell me if the condom broke to worry me.
17:05🔗
Caller
Well, I was feeling really, really sick today, so I decided to take a pregnancy test, and I also hadn't got my period. I usually get it, like, on Sunday.
17:45🔗
Caller
Because she... At her job, she doesn't get, like, regular days off. Like, she doesn't always have weekends off.
17:53🔗
Caller
No, she works in a store. So she has weird hours. Like, right now, she's working until midnight.
18:03🔗
Adam
Bad times. She's one of those people that work at the Home Depot and know nothing about anything.
18:13🔗
Adam
Oh, I like the talk there. Give her a little quiz. Ask her the difference between a wire nut and an LB. I bet you wouldn't tell me. You know what I get into whenever I go to... I was at Home Depot yesterday, by the way. I live at the Home Depot. I stole something from the Home Depot in Hollywood two days ago because I couldn't handle waiting in line. It's just a screw. I was walking in. You know, it's interesting the way your mind works. I thought, I need one screw, one screw, and the Hollywood Home Depot is the busiest Home Depot in the United States, and you have to wait behind a line that looks like the line that I imagined was going into Ellis Island, like the turn of the century. Some just bizarre nationality guys with some scary smell coming off of them. Scary. Guys who work with their hands, like Lebanese guys who lay tile all day and wear polyester shirts and shoes with tassels on them. There's some funk coming off those guys. You get to the back of the line, there's 14 guys ahead of you. It's a 69 cent item. I said, I'm copping this thing. I was walking in, I was thinking about it, and I thought, jeez, I don't feel good stealing. You know, I make enough money. And then I thought, I've dropped 35 grand in this place in the last three years. I'm stealing. So I stole the screw. But the conversations I have at Home Depot always go like this. I'm looking for angle stops. We don't carry those. Yeah, you carry them. Where are they? Well, I don't know where they are. No, no, no, listen. It's an angle stops in the plumbing department. I know you carry them. Tell me where the plumbing department is. I don't think we have a plumbing. Yes, you do. Okay, I'll find it. That's how it usually goes over there.
19:59🔗
Adam
You're not going to get Pops Larson there doing it for you. Afroman, you ever go to the Home Depot?
20:09🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's right. You want to go pay more and have someone knows what they're doing? Then go do it.
20:15🔗
Adam
That's right. Ashley, you won't have to steal. You turned a life of crime like me. Ashley, you're 14.
20:23🔗
Caller
Well, my dad, he does weed and I brought it up to my mom, and she talked to him about it maybe a couple of months ago. Lately, I've been noticing that he's been doing it again. I don't know what to do. My parents are divorced and I really don't want to go out and live with my mom because she drinks and I really don't want to be in that environment. But also, my dad, I don't know, he has mood swings and he'll go next door, he'll go in our basement and do it. I've had people tell me that they saw him and stuff.
21:09🔗
Caller
Yeah, but I was talking to my mom and she said that if he ever got a drug test and he failed, that he would lose his job.
21:16🔗
Adam
All right. Afroman, what do you think? He smokes a lot of weed. Should she confront him?
21:20🔗
Afroman
Well, I should... I'd want to first, if he was maintaining everything he was supposed to maintain, and if he was, then I know that what he is doing is not distracting him. But if it's distracting him, then it's a problem. He needs to be confronted. But if it's not, you know, she don't know what her dad is doing. I don't know, maybe, I don't know, whatever, I don't know what her dad is going through.
21:45🔗
Adam
Well, Ashley, I think what Afroman is saying, and it's kind of what I was getting to, which is if the guy goes to work, does his job, gets his paycheck, doesn't blow it all on drugs and gambling, and then goes home and basically smokes a joint in the basement, the same way a lot of guys would crack a couple of beers when they got home, then that's kind of none of your business and it's cool.
22:10🔗
Caller
He goes down to the bar and he'll gamble with it and play cards and stuff, and then he'll like-
22:19🔗
Drew
But an intoxicated parent is an abandoning parent. Children, when they feel abandoned, they feel helpless. When they feel helpless, they feel out of control and defensive and they can't regulate their emotional lives.
22:34🔗
Drew
That's because you had someone on the other end of the spectrum, you know what I'm saying? If you'd had this, you would have wished for the other. You would have wished for the dad you did have with the elbow patches.
22:45🔗
Drew
The point is, it's only because you had what you have that you wish you had somebody who smoked a little pot, but if you'd had that, you'd wish for something different too.
22:56🔗
Adam
How dare you attack me for an Afro man. Twelve years of therapy? Twelve years of therapy, but to be fair to me, I don't do anything when I go to therapy.
23:28🔗
Adam
What the hell is that? Hello. All right. Hold on a second. I don't know what to think anymore. Let's just address Ashley's first question if in fact, if it's bogus or not, I don't care.
23:43🔗
Drew
He's maintaining. I agree. That's fine. But she needs to go to Alateen and get her emotional needs met.
24:00🔗
Adam
And by the way, how the hell do you know what your dad is doing down at the bar? Do you think he comes home and announces, I just blew the paycheck playing pinochle? He doesn't say that. He wouldn't know what was going on down at the bar. You ain't going to the bar.
24:25🔗
Adam
That's right. Afroman is here. Kevin Smith is going to be in here tomorrow from Jane, Simon, Bob, Strike Back, where you can find Afroman's new song, which will be out on his CD on the 28th. Like I said, also on that soundtrack, we'll be right back after this.
25:13🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody. It's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kevin Smith, who's directed, wrote, I think, and stars in Jane Simon Bobstrike Back in Tomorrow Night. We'll ask him why he cut me out of the movie. I think I'm cut out of the movie. I'll just assume I am until we talk to Kevin. Afroman is here tonight. He has a song on the soundtrack. I'm not sure when the soundtrack is out, but Afroman CD, The Good Times, is going to be out on the 28th, August 28th. When is that soundtrack out? Is it out yet?
25:55🔗
Adam
Yeah. I guess they come out. Didn't they used to release soundtracks after the movie came out? Oh, now it's like before, right?
26:04🔗
Adam
Because before the soundtrack, you had to have the movie. People had to see the movie and then go, oh yeah, I like those songs and then go buy the music.
26:17🔗
Adam
Oh, shut up. All right. We'll get to the bottom of that tomorrow night with Kevin. Cody? Hello. You're 17.
26:26🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, I have like three nipples and I was wondering why. If you guys knew like what's up with that.
26:32🔗
Drew
It's called a supranumery nipple and it's because we all have a nipple line when we're developing in the uterus. Just like a dog or cat and boys and girls, males and females get the same line. And they just resorb for the most part during development and some people have little remnants left behind. They look like a little mole, right?
26:56🔗
Drew
Nips out, yeah. You get to take it off if you want, but it's just it's one of those things that sits there.
27:11🔗
Adam
Well, like if you were going to draw a dolphin, you wouldn't know, here's where the nipples go.
27:23🔗
Adam
Well, whale nipples just means big nipples, right? That doesn't mean the whales has nipples. I dated a chick with whale nipples.
27:31🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, you don't see whale nipples. Whales have nipples too. They just come out when it comes time for feeding on the females. Do they all have a line? Are we the only mammal that doesn't have a line of nipples?
27:44🔗
Drew
We have a line. They just resorb during development. And then here Cody's got some remnant.
28:13🔗
Caller
I have never seen dolphin nipples, but now that you mention it, I'm going to look for some.
28:21🔗
Caller
Yeah, well, I also kind of got the same deal going down in my throat area. They're like, I have like normal two testicles, you know, and then there's like something else in there. It's not like-
28:36🔗
Drew
That's something else needs to be checked out. There can be a hernia, it can be a varicoseal, it can be veins.
28:42🔗
Drew
Well, you know, it's something, one of these days you ought to have checked out. It's not changing, that's fine. But it's not an extra anything, I bet. It's a separate structure.
28:54🔗
Adam
Yeah, you ought to call Ralph Nader and talk to him about the lemon law. You may just got a bad body. Extra nipples, extra lump in the sack. It may just be a recall. Check the internet. Alright, buddy. Alright, good times. Good times.
29:16🔗
Caller
I have a couple of questions. First of all, it's kind of hard to explain, but I can't stand my body hair. It's really weird. I'd shave it, I'd pick it off, whatever, just because I can't stand it myself. I can't stand like...
29:30🔗
Drew
Do you pick at other parts of your body hair, like hair on your scalp or hair on your eyelashes?
29:49🔗
Drew
What do I do? There are serotonin reuptake inhibiting medication that substantially change that behavior. There are some behavioral inventions too, but this is the...
29:58🔗
Drew
Prozac really changes this. It makes it go away. And you've got to take care of that. You'll start really yanking on parts of your hair.
30:24🔗
Drew
No drugs. All right. And this is a sign of other obsessive compulsive kinds of disorder.
30:43🔗
Caller
And my other question, like, I can only masturbate laying down. I can't do it sitting... Yeah.
30:55🔗
Adam
Well, we started doing so much flying. What are you going to do? Sure, the seat reclines, but, I mean, come on. Hey, Steve.
31:09🔗
Afroman
Yeah, well, see, well, we'll see. You used to laying down and masturbating. And well, when you stand up, you got to use more brain power. You know what I'm saying? You got to focus in on what's going on. Right. You know what I'm saying? Concentrate. Don't daydream about the electric bill and the dumb dog running across the line. Make sure you look in or focus in on whatever you're focusing on and you will receive energy. But you got to have faith, man.
31:37🔗
Adam
Well, here's the thing. When you're lying on your back, it's pretty much just arm and penis. And when you're up on your feet, you're using some calf muscles and knees and quads.
31:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, you're working because if you drift off, you'll die because you whack your head on a soap dish and that's where they'll find you. That's my biggest fear. They'll find me dead in the shower, beaten off.
31:59🔗
Caller
I do it like facing the ground, you know? Facing the ground? Sometimes I don't even use my hands.
32:32🔗
Adam
Start trying in the shower. You know why? I'll tell you why. You'll limit yourself when you start having sex.
33:11🔗
Adam
Well, think about how just before your orgasm, your mind goes to another place, everything gets tuned out, you don't focus on your environment that much, and think about how your legs stiffen up and you go up on the balls of your feet and stuff. And if you're in a slippery tub when you're doing this, you close your eyes, you could easily go down and whack your head on the faucet or something.
33:33🔗
Drew
I understand it's a possibility, but your anxiety about being caught in that position is extraordinary.
33:43🔗
I have a question. My mother-in-law, okay, she's a lesbian. She, I guess supposedly there's some family rumor that, you know, she molested her niece at some point. She was molested when she was younger, you know, and everything. Now I'm getting divorced from my husband, and I'm just concerned that my kids will be around her, you know, when I'm not there. And it just makes me a little nervous because she's made some, you know, pretty weird comments to me.
34:10🔗
Huh?
34:12🔗
Well, I'm very nervous, but I'm also wondering, you know, because I don't have any proof, you know? I can't really stand up in court or anything.
34:21🔗
Oh, I don't.
34:22🔗
I don't. I'm concerned.
34:23🔗
Adam
Wait a minute. They're going to get divorced. There's going to be some visitation going on, and she may not have a choice, goofball. What about you? I would think. Hold on. What do you mean a rumor going around the family?
34:35🔗
Well, you know, my husband or my ex-husband has just said that she was molested, and then I guess the niece just said to somebody, oh, you know, my aunt molested me. But I guess nobody believed her very much, but it's just enough to make me nervous.
34:52🔗
Well, I have a four-month-old daughter. When she was two days old, my mother-in-law came to the house, and the baby still had her umbilical cord thing. You know, she was saying something about her wearing a bikini when she was older, and I'm like, oh, I don't know, maybe if she gets an any-belly button. And she goes, well, I hope she'll have an any-belly button, because that'd be way more sexy. And then she tells me later, another time, she says, oh, Cheyenne, I think you don't like me. And I said, what are you talking about? And she said, oh, because I'm a lesbian, I think that you think that I'm going to try something with you. And she just seems very sexually oriented. A lot of things that she says are a little off. You know?
35:28🔗
There's no solid proof.
35:34🔗
And I don't want my kids alone with her.
35:36🔗
There's no-
35:37🔗
Adam
Do you have a good enough relationship with your soon to be ex-husband to talk to him about it?
35:41🔗
At this point, but we haven't gone through the whole divorce.
35:46🔗
Adam
Look, hold on. If my wife wanted to say something bad about my mom, I'd jump right on the bandwagon. Honey, you couldn't be more right. I think you're right. We should not talk to her anymore. I would not defend her for a second.
35:57🔗
Drew
How about getting a good attorney that makes sure the visitation is supervised or something?
36:01🔗
Adam
Well, but hold on. How can you make sure something is supervised when there's no proof of anything? A couple of conversations about belly buttons. You can't win that in court, Drew.
36:22🔗
Drew
It's not a matter of what's the winning. You're just suggesting you want your kid supervised.
36:28🔗
Adam
Well, here's the deal. First off, a lot of people don't have the resources to hire attorneys and win stuff like this. And number two, there's no reason why these kids should be supervised in the eyes of the law. So it's not when you're going to win.
36:42🔗
Adam
Well, maybe if you got some investigator do some snooping and uncover something that we don't know about, possibly. But I think you need to appeal to your husband. And you need to say to the guy, look, we're getting divorced and that's tough enough for the kids. But let's not screw them up more by having it get ugly.
37:02🔗
He's verbally abusive.
37:05🔗
He's immature.
37:07🔗
I could go on for hours if you want me to.
37:09🔗
Adam
Listen. You need to take those kids, you put them on a pack mule with enough water to get them through about two weeks and just send them for the border.
37:16🔗
Drew
With all that abuse and all going on and suspicion, you know he's verbally abusive, you're suspicious, that is enough to require supervised, I would think, really structured visitation. And I think you ought to push for that very hard.
37:32🔗
I mean there's pretty much a strong possibility that she could be something that has a history.
37:37🔗
Drew
I'm worried about your husband too. He's been verbally abusive in front of the kids. That's not a word for you. Yeah.
37:41🔗
That's part of the reason.
37:43🔗
Until he started doing it in front of the kids. That's when I got...
37:51🔗
No. I just finally got sick of it after three years.
37:54🔗
Adam
But what happened? What happened with the turnaround? I mean, why did you have... start a family with this jackass and then all of a sudden you're missed together?
38:02🔗
Well, because, you know, before, I just, you know, was just hanging out with people who partied a lot. I was getting drunk. It was so fun.
38:09🔗
And, you know, then I... you know, he's my boyfriend and then I get pregnant and then we get married and then we have another baby and then I started realizing, you know, this isn't working for me. This isn't what I had planned for my future.
38:21🔗
And, you know, it just doesn't go.
38:22🔗
Adam
So what's the deal? Was your dad was only a little bit of an alcoholic or something? My dad? Yeah.
38:28🔗
No, he wasn't alcoholic. He was verbally abusive also.
38:32🔗
Right. We got along together here, I know.
38:34🔗
Adam
Right. It's very easy to put together. It's really... it's like a puzzle. You know the puzzle they give to the retarded kids to make them feel good about themselves, like three pieces?
38:46🔗
Adam
All right. But we're glad you made your transformation. It's too bad you got all the kids now. Yeah.
38:50🔗
Oh, I love them, though.
38:52🔗
I have one more question. Is that okay?
38:53🔗
Adam
Yeah. Okay. But you didn't get into any kind of counseling or give up booze or anything like that?
38:59🔗
No.
39:02🔗
Yeah.
39:02🔗
Here's my second question. Okay. Since I was verbally abused by my dad, then by my husband, am I seeking that out in some way?
39:10🔗
Should I get into another relationship?
39:12🔗
Drew
Yes, you should. Why don't you get some therapy in the meantime? That'll change your radar. Okay. You'll choose something more helpful.
39:18🔗
So like counseling and stuff?
39:21🔗
Adam
By the way, how's that work? Does your dad, when he's done verbally abusing you, does he tag out and then your husband steps in?
39:28🔗
Pretty much.
39:29🔗
Adam
He just slides right in. It's like the relay race. He just hands the baton to, I can see him having a conversation with the husband. It's like, I'm no spring chicken anymore. I mean, sure, I can verbally abuse as well as the next guy, but I'm getting a little old and she's moving out soon, so I'm going to need you to carry on the rich traditional verbal abuse to my daughter. So if you can, let's hear what you got. Smelly hoe. That's good. Yeah, okay. Keep it going. And if you want any pointers or you need a shoulder to cry on, you call me. And on weekends when you get tired, I'll come by the house and verbally abuse her for you. Conspiracy. Fantastic. Okay, we'll take ourselves a little break. Afroman is here tonight. You can find his CD out August 28th and also on the Jane Side of Bob Strike Back soundtrack, which is currently out. We'll take a little break. We'll be back. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Kevin Smith from Jane, Simon, Bob, Strike Back. Tomorrow night, Afro Man Tonight. Who also has a song on that soundtrack. Because I got high.
41:33🔗
Adam
The CD will be out on the 28th of August, and that's called The Good Times. And we'll hear something else off of that in the 11 o'clock counter.
41:44🔗
Yeah?
41:50🔗
No, about once a week for the past year. I used to smoke a ton, but not anymore.
41:57🔗
And so I quit about a month ago, and I might have to do a drug test in the next couple of weeks.
42:06🔗
Yeah.
42:07🔗
Drew
Just make sure you don't lose a bunch of weight or go exercise a couple of days within the 48 hours or so before the drug test.
42:14🔗
Is there anything I can do like the proceeding in the next few days?
42:18🔗
Drew
Well, a lot of fluids. But anything you do to adulter the urine, we would pick up on, and that would be a positive test.
42:25🔗
Yeah. Yeah. But if I was going to take the test next week or something.
42:29🔗
Drew
You're fine. You have a smoke pot for a month. When you were smoking pot big time, how long was that for?
42:34🔗
Well, I'm like 26 now, when I was in my early 20s, every day. And then each year I get older, I smoke less.
42:47🔗
No. It's really boring. It's more of a social thing than anything. There's people you can't hang out with.
42:56🔗
What am I testing for?
42:59🔗
No, it's just a lame corporate job.
43:04🔗
No, not really.
43:07🔗
Well, because I'm unemployed and I need a job.
43:13🔗
Okay, that's cool. Do you know if like those home drug tests, if they work?
43:18🔗
Adam
So you can like pre-screen yourself. Do you get the marijuana test specifically, get the cocaine test specifically?
43:25🔗
Drew
I think it's a pretty broad. I don't know. I've not really seen one lately. Different states have different ones available.
43:37🔗
Adam
In your spine? And you let it drip overnight into a graduated cylinder? All right. You never took a Afroman, you never took a drug test, did you?
44:26🔗
Adam
That's right. Drew's character doesn't smoke weed. So note any tricks hypothetically for passing a drug test, besides not doing the drugs?
44:45🔗
Drew
There's a bunch of stuff out there. There's like- they got great names to like, you know, piss off kind of thing. They're like-
45:09🔗
Caller
And I want to see. I have this bizarre thing whenever I get close to a woman, which is rare, this bizarre sound emanates from like my gut. It sounds like a piston pumping.
45:28🔗
Caller
If I'm like- if I'm getting like- it doesn't happen when I masturbate. But when I get like- if I'm with a woman like closer, it just-
45:39🔗
Like kissing and making out.
45:41🔗
Caller
Close to sex, building up. It's bizarre, like piss- it sounds like a piston pumping out of my stomach. It's really bizarre.
45:49🔗
Drew
Maybe it's just your aorta. Maybe you're getting so excited. Your heart's really pounding.
45:57🔗
Adam
No, he doesn't know what he's talking about. Hold on there, Jesse. Drew, you know that huge artery that basically goes from the bottom of your body to the top? Your body goes across there. I thought your aorta was connected to your heart.
46:26🔗
Adam
Okay. And so that goes right down the middle of you. And once in a while, if you lie on your back and you put your hand just below your ribs, it'll like to toon, to toon, to toon. Maybe we get the nerves going and the adrenaline pumping a little more. And so it's trying to get some blood down to that penis of yours that doesn't see blood that often.
47:08🔗
Loveline, Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.
47:58🔗
Adam
That's him, his super chicken. His CD is coming out on the 28th, The Good Times, because I got high on the big song on that, which will also be on the Jane's Island Bobstrike Back. I keep stumbling when I get to the word soundtrack. And Kevin Smith will be in here tomorrow night from that movie, so we'll talk to him. We'll also hear something else from Afroman before the night is through on the 11 o'clock hour. And let's talk to Eric, who's 13. Eric?
48:33🔗
Caller
Nothing much. I've been trying to call her for a long, for a while, but I'm sure a lot of people have asked this question, but is it possible for a guy to have an orgasm to the butt, like in the movie Road Trip? Like, when she sticks his fingers in his butt?
48:53🔗
Adam
There was a scene where the guy was at a sperm clinic or thought he was going to give a sample, and the nurse basically milked him through the prostate. Is that possible?
49:37🔗
Yeah.
49:38🔗
Yeah.
49:42🔗
Caller
Actually, not yet. I was wondering about that because we've been going out for about like almost half a year.
49:54🔗
Adam
Well, how do you do a lot of kissing without the tongue eventually working in? It's like that cartoon kissing?
50:22🔗
Adam
That uptight line works great. It works great on me. You're not uptight, are you? Because people just go, first response is, no, no, I'm not uptight.
50:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. That's like when I try to tell people who are mad at me, do you have a sense of humor? You're not uptight, do you have a sense of humor? Or do great lines because people stumble. They go, yeah, I have a, of course I have a sense of humor. And then you get going. One person, I can't remember who it was. She was so mad at me. She just said, no, no, I don't. And then I was screwed. I was like, where do you go from there?
50:58🔗
Adam
I was trying to get people to sign off on something. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. You know, the horrible thing, you don't realize what goes on on TV. Like when we do the man show is you go out on the street, you abuse people, and then when you're done abusing them, you go, hey, could you sign this? And they go, hey, F you. And you go, oh, come on, it's real important to us. And you go, hey, asshole, you just got done making fun of me. I'm not signing that. And then you look like an idiot. And that's when I use the, are you uptight? Or do you have a sense of humor line? Jeremy?
51:30🔗
Yeah.
51:31🔗
Caller
Yeah, like over the past month, even up to two months, I've been like having this diarrhea. It's like not constant or not making me go more or anything. It's just like every other, it's like every other day.
51:46🔗
Caller
No, no, like every other one. They're like every other couple of days or something like that. But I'm having like, I had a parasite test done. I think, I think they called it a colony test. Anyway then, they came up negative, but then they're going to do another one because they said it wasn't always positive. They aren't always accurate.
52:06🔗
Drew
Well, there are basically four things you want to test for. You want to test for Giardia antigen, which is something that's in the water and it's pretty easy to get. You want to check for, hang on, you want to check for other bacteria. Things like Campylobacter, Shigella, that sort of thing. And then parasites, which are, let's see here in Cincinnati, not so common up there. And then finally there's antibiotics, there's diaries you can get from having taken antibiotics. There's overgrowth of a certain bacterium called Clostridium difficile.
52:38🔗
Caller
No. Like it started, like the very first time I can remember is like the beginning of summer, end of June. But then it was like, it wasn't that bad, but it really started up.
52:48🔗
Drew
All right. But then if the, if there's nothing infectious, I've been burned by diarrhea is like this.
52:55🔗
Drew
End up being appendicitis. And then you need, you need to see a gastroenterologist. You need an endoscopy. They need to look up there and look at the surface of the colon. See if you have, well, this could be inflammatory bowel disease, can be a lot of different things. It needs to be checked out. It needs to be thoroughly worked up and needs to be worked up soon. This two months is way too long.
53:11🔗
Adam
Dr. Drew, I know I've said this before, but it's really, you know, now that we've worked out medicine to the point where they don't have to cut you open, they can just send stuff up in, they can feed stuff up in the other cameras and claws and figure it all out. But to me, the downside of that's all going up your ass.
53:30🔗
Adam
Well, here's what I'm saying. Wouldn't it be great if the human body, and I'm sure humans will have this in years to come.
53:37🔗
Adam
A stub out bit. Like a clean out drain. You know, like plumbing in your house. There is, if you go to the outside of your house by where your kitchen sink is, you'll see a little knockout. Outside the house, you'll see a little drain knockout thing. The plumber, that's so that if there's a problem, if something's stopped up, the plumber will pull that knockout out and feed it in through there. It doesn't have to go in through the drain or up through the air vent or any of that stuff.
54:02🔗
Drew
You're saying something that doesn't have to go through the mouth doesn't have to go up through the ass. Yeah. There's something in the side.
54:07🔗
Adam
There's a little something in your side, let's say around, like a little above your hip, just a little knockout. And that's like your utility stub out. You could sit down and talk to the doctor while he was feeding stuff down there.
54:28🔗
Yeah?
54:30🔗
Caller
Yeah. My question is recently my fiancé kind of slowed down on initiating sex and she also recently started taking birth control.
54:45🔗
Caller
And it kind of cost her to... Well, she's been spotting for a whole month. She's been kind of on her period still for a whole month now. And well, over the weekend, I basically told her that I wanted to be with her and she was just like... She was cool with it at first, but then she kind of... I don't know, I kind of just started seeing that she was just doing it because...
55:25🔗
Caller
Well, not always, I mean, it's kind of a mutual thing. I would call her on the phone sometimes and talk dirty to her. She would do the same to me, but...
55:35🔗
Drew
All right, well get her to change... Which pill is she on? A less? Yeah, get her to change pills. Try Phasic sometimes a little better with the libido, so try that, okay?
55:54🔗
Adam
You're gonna get married to her? Yes. All right, well get used to this. Look, and you know, it's funny when guys... I don't know, maybe they're sensitive and maybe I should think more like they do or something, but I like when guys are like, well, she would have sex with me, but I could tell she wasn't that interested. Who cares? I mean, look, I don't want to sound like a prick, but you got...
56:19🔗
Adam
No, but you got a good woman here. If she's not that interested in having sex on any given night and she still has sex with you anyway, that's a good woman.
56:42🔗
Afroman
She eating up everything, smoking all his weed. She want to see what's happening with her, man.
56:50🔗
Yeah.
56:53🔗
Caller
I've been going out with my boyfriend for about eight months now. And about a week ago, we were making out. And he took his pants off and asked me to finger him. So, like, I didn't know to do what I did. And, like, I found about five pairs of my underwear missing. And I found them at his house. And he wears them.
57:47🔗
Caller
Yeah, like, really making out. I'm a virgin and everything, and he knows that I do not want to go that far.
58:00🔗
Caller
I felt so disgusted afterwards. Like, he just took his pants off and I'm like, okay, I'm not going to have sex with you, right? And he's like, I know, I know, just go on. And I'm like, okay, whatever. So he put my hand there and started moving it. And like, he told me to put it in there and just, like, shing it.
58:18🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, I wish when I was 18, the whatever thing was around. I mean, because I talk to people all night. So he dropped his pants and he's like, put his penis in my face and told me to suck on it. And I was like, I don't want to do it, but whatever. So I blew it and then he started to come and then he wanted me to drink it. But I was like, I don't want to. But I was like, whatever. And then he said, okay, now it's time for that. I'm going to cornhole you, bitch. I didn't really want to do it, but whatever. Where was the whatever when I was in high school? The whatever. To me, it just ended at, I don't want to do it. There was no whatever, but whatever.
58:55🔗
Adam
But it's sort of like, I love this new approach of sex, which is, well, as long as your pants are down and my fingers out, I might as well stuff it up your ass. Whatever. Just whatever.
59:32🔗
Caller
And I walked in on him going bathroom once, going to the bathroom one time, and like he had his boxers down with my underwear on.
59:55🔗
Adam
He was hoping a finger might get up there. Really? This guy's standing up, urinating, and he has his boxers around his ankles, like a three-year-old?
1:00:30🔗
Caller
Just, he treats me like I am God, dude. It's like, everything I do is wonderful. He has never gotten mad at me, and like, I want to stay with him, I just, it's taking me home.
1:00:56🔗
Drew
What is it about how this guy is treating you that's so different from how other men have treated you?
1:01:01🔗
Caller
Well, like most guys, they don't really look at me like they think I'm a little girl. Treat me like I'm just perfect in every way. Treat me like I'm four years old and he doesn't. He understands me.
1:01:20🔗
Adam
He treats you like a Bangkok hooker in her 40s. No kidding. He wouldn't ask a little girl to put the finger up the ass.
1:01:27🔗
Caller
What am I supposed to do? He gives me pleasure. I just wanted to give it back to him.
1:01:33🔗
Adam
All right, hold on. I got to talk. He gives me pleasure. I want to give it back to him.
1:01:40🔗
Adam
He understands me like I'm just perfect in every way. This call is coming from Bakersfield. They understand what goes on here in Bakersfield.
1:01:47🔗
Adam
Guys wearing thong bags with boxers over. This is during the summer. That's got to work up quite a ball scent there, wearing two pair of underpants. I barely wear one pair in the winter, two in the summer, finger up the ass, and all this weird like she's talking like April's talking like she's like a dog that can talk. He brings me pleasure. He is good. I love him. He is weird. He scares me. Other guys, they don't treat me good.
1:02:15🔗
Drew
Yeah, she cannot. Okay. April, you have to look at the complete picture. I understand he makes you feel good. I understand he's the first guy that makes you feel this way, but there's a lot more to this guy that suggests there are aspects of him that you aren't so enthusiastic about. Okay? Be realistic about that. Don't deny that. You don't have to keep dating a guy just because he makes you feel good. In fact, many times, and I don't know this guy, but many times people make you feel good, and do that to achieve certain ends.
1:02:49🔗
Drew
Of course he is. But we don't know him. And I suspect he's working her into some sort of real serious corner here.
1:03:12🔗
Adam
No. I don't think he's gay. I just think he's worse than gay. And you know, I love the gays. I don't mean that in a bad way. But I mean...
1:03:32🔗
Adam
He makes me nervous. I don't trust him. But if you want to talk to him, then why don't you confront him? You're in love with the guy. Why don't you say, Look, what's up with the finger in the underpants? Help me understand this.
1:04:03🔗
Adam
I mean, my pants off. Can I take my pants off? It's hot in here. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Your underpants are missing.
1:04:10🔗
Caller
Yeah. And I walked in on you and I saw them on you. So like, why are you wearing them?
1:04:38🔗
Adam
What are you up to, baby? Yeah. All right. Good. That was good. That's good. Ask him about those. Look. Just say, look. Say, I love you. But those are those two things make me nervous. They really make me they make me uneasy. And I just want to talk to you about it. I want you to make me put me at ease.
1:04:54🔗
Drew
The only thing I want to show her what he's all about before it's too late. I don't have to hold back armamentary.
1:05:01🔗
Adam
Okay, she loves him and fine and and look ladies just because you found a guy who doesn't abuse you doesn't mean he's the world's greatest book out there called But I Love Him.
1:05:10🔗
Drew
It's about when we're getting teenage when we're getting involved in these awful relationships.
1:05:24🔗
Caller
Um, I'm 16 and I was wondering why I can't make friends and I've never had a boyfriend or anything and I like basically I think I'm a pretty person or a pretty girl and I'm friendly and everything but you know, I don't have any friends and I've never had a boyfriend and I'm 16 and everybody I know is like way cool and everything but not me so I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with me.
1:05:58🔗
Caller
You know like, I don't know, I just, I don't really fit in but I do, like I play sports, I'm really active in school and I guess like there's people I talk to every day that you see in classes and stuff you know but I don't hang out with anybody.
1:06:22🔗
Caller
Well, they tell me I can bring people over but I don't want to bring people over because they'll like freak out when they meet my parents.
1:06:30🔗
Caller
They're like so weird. They don't let me go anywhere. They like when you're 16, everybody can drive. You know, like their parents don't drive them around anymore. And when I try to go out with anybody, like they freak out if they're 16. And they don't let me hang out with people that are older.
1:06:50🔗
Drew
What would your parents, how would they behave if your friends come over to your house? Why would that be so embarrassing to you?
1:06:56🔗
Caller
They would, they're just so, like they're really, really religious. And that like weirds people out a little bit there.
1:07:11🔗
Caller
Yeah, they ask them like, are you religious? Like, what do you do at home? What, like they basically like, quiz them on their whole life and all this stuff and.
1:07:49🔗
Adam
Well, look, you're active. You play sports. What about some of your teammates? You can't hang out with them?
1:07:55🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. Like, for a little while, I was hanging out with people. I got in a lot of trouble just because, like, I drove around with people that were 16, you know, and, like, they were drinking and doing all the stuff. Like, my parents didn't find that part out. They just found out that I was driving with them. And, um, because I had, like, I have a friend, sort of, but we, like, got in a big fight a little while ago, and we're not speaking right now.
1:08:21🔗
Caller
Because she got, um, in all this trouble for weed and everything, and she blamed it all on me. And so my parents, like, freaked out. Like, I've never done weed. I've only been drunk once, but they don't know about that or anything.
1:09:08🔗
Adam
But I'll sleep on the sofa, too, with you. It's a technicality. See, I can say to people, she's sleeping on the sofa. They won't know I'm sleeping on the sofa with her. All right, Liz, your parents are intrusive. They're pain in the ass. It's screwing up your high school years. And I don't know what the hell you can do about it.
1:09:28🔗
Adam
Go far away to college and freak out when you get to college. They're sleeping with everyone in your dorms. They're boozing.
1:09:52🔗
Adam
That was just a little play on that marrying a millionaire show. Remember that thing? Fox, what the hell was that crazy, claimated millionaire guy? What the hell was that guy's name was in the news like a year and a half ago?
1:10:09🔗
Adam
What was that guy? Oh, he married that kooky chick and she wanted a divorce and she was all effed up. Isn't that great? You know what's great about society is it's like, now we're on the Chandra Levy. You know what I mean? You just kind of move on. It's like, we're done with John Benet. We're now moving on to Chandra Levy and next week it'll be somebody else. What was that guy's name? Rick Rockman. It sounds like a Flintstones character. Rick Rockman. Rick Rockstone.
1:10:44🔗
Adam
Come on, guys. Do I got to get the old crazy, the crazy trivia and the new stuff though?
1:10:51🔗
Adam
Her name was like Chandra. Fondre. She had a crazy name, a crazy blonde. Come on, somebody come up with that guy's name.
1:11:08🔗
Adam
Why do I got to come up with three quarters of every answer on this show? That's what I want to know. Afroman is here. And her name was like Chandra or Cassandra or Chandra or... Alright, we're going to figure all this out and we'll be back.
1:11:55🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew, and he was Afroman. I think Afroman's blowing a doobie out in the parking lot or something.
1:12:07🔗
Adam
Shall we? You want to do that? All right, we'll play a little something from The Good Times, which is the name of the CD, which will be out on August 28th. Also, Because I Got High, the song we played a little bit earlier in the evening, is going to be on the Jane Silent Bob soundtrack, which is coming out, or is out, I should say. Kevin Smith will be in here from that movie. And this next one is called Let's Get Drunk. Let's go to the club tonight. Let's get off of The Good Times, which is the Afroman CD, which will be out on the August 28th. And Afroman not only lays down a good tune, but it's got a real powerful message behind it. Get effed up and try not to go to jail.
1:18:30🔗
Afroman
Well, I mean, you know, I figure, you know what I'm saying, everybody gonna get drunk regardless, you know. True. Let's get drunk without fighting with a punk.
1:18:40🔗
Adam
Right. It's easier to get stoned and not fight than it is to get drunk and not fight. Wouldn't you say?
1:19:04🔗
Caller
Well, it's kind of embarrassing. And I've been with my girlfriend for a little bit. But like when I go down on her, she like, tell you the truth, I think she's farting and it's like, it's hard to talk about. Like I know it's really sounds like a joke.
1:19:19🔗
Caller
But I haven't brought it up with her because it's, you know, as you'd imagine, it's pretty embarrassing.
1:19:24🔗
Afroman
Well, is she farting from the vaginal area or the rectal area? Do you know where it's coming from?
1:19:31🔗
Caller
It's not like I hear it or something. You know, I can just, it just doesn't smell good at all.
1:19:45🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute. Hold on. If you're down there, how is she going to break wind without you hearing it?
1:19:52🔗
Caller
I don't know. She's like moaning and stuff, too, you know. Or we'll have like, you know, something in the background.
1:19:58🔗
Adam
Listen, that jackass. Look, if you're going down on her, you have two ears. It could be obstructed by her thighs, but your ears are four or five inches away from her ass. If she let something go, don't you think you'd hear at least a shhh?
1:20:27🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, you know, it's not like I've done this twice. I mean, we do it a lot and I noticed it a lot.
1:20:33🔗
Drew
So I mean, it's not like it like it comes. Oh my God. There it is for a few seconds and it goes away. It's all the time.
1:20:41🔗
Adam
It's like, no, no, listen, I'll tell you. I truly, truly hope that none of our callers get into police work because they would see a bloody body, a bloody baseball bat lying next to the bloody body and bring the bat in for questioning. The bat obviously attacked the man and it would never look for the guy who swung the bat because their mind can't get any farther than that. We're asking if you've gone down there numerous times and the smell is consistent, then is she farting every single time you're down there?
1:21:14🔗
Drew
Constantly the whole time you're there? Even then, there'd be variability. There'd be a variability in the intensity.
1:21:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. I know how guys are at 17, though they smell something bad. It's like it farted. Something must be a fart. Your car smells bad. It's the catalytic converter. The car farted? No, no. That's something else. Something smells. I mean, they have to equate it to gas. James.
1:21:40🔗
Adam
You understand what we're asking? Can't she be continuously farting without you hearing it the whole time you're down there?
1:22:15🔗
Adam
It comes and goes. All right. This is bogus, James. Okay, man. Well, He's making this up. He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's an idiot. Look, you stuff your, when you go down on someone, you essentially put your head in their underpants. You don't think you could hear if they farted?
1:22:33🔗
Afroman
Here's the bottom line. You know, either he can deal with it or he can't. You know, if he can't, leave it alone. If you can deal with it, go ahead, be a man, breathe through your mouth and take care of business. You know, it's too good.
1:22:45🔗
Adam
Right, right. You do what I do. You take that little shot of mentholatum, you know, that rub that Vicks put on your chest, just like the coroners do. You put just a little dab under your nose, just right on that part of your lip right there. Just a dab. The ladies don't notice it, and that's all you smell is a beautiful mentholatum. Then every once in a while, you give it a little rub on the clip with the mentholatum and they go nuts. That's my move, Drew. That's my imaginary move.
1:23:16🔗
Adam
It's a good move right there though, right? A little shot of the mentholatum under the nose.
1:23:21🔗
Adam
Try that. Then, like I said, give them a little with the mentholatum. Feel the tingling. Heather?
1:23:34🔗
Caller
I have a friend and we really like each other. He told me he likes me. I told him I like him. We've got that straight. And then I brought him going out and he was like, well, I can't. I was like, well, why not? And he's like, well, he went out with some girl and he thought they were really in love and they went out nothing. And then they had sex. We lost his virginity to her and he's afraid that's going to happen again. So there's a big barrier that I can't get through to get to him.
1:24:23🔗
Drew
Or he's still into that other one. He's still pining and still expects to get back with it.
1:24:28🔗
Adam
No, no. He's not into Heather. Look, people do this all the time. They go, we sat down and we had a discussion and we both agreed we liked each other. But let me tell you how that discussion really goes. Hey, I really like you. Do you like me? Yeah? All right. Now that we got that clear, now why aren't we going out? And then that's the bottom line. Then the guy is like, well, I need some space right now. I need to collect myself. I broke my hymen three months ago.
1:25:17🔗
Adam
No, think about, we've all pined over a woman. We've all had our heart broken. But when a woman, when a new woman came on to the scene and she was a hot chick who you were into, you were immediately back on your horse and into her. Now, a lot of women came through that you weren't that interested in and therefore you didn't move. But if she was a hot chick and you were into her, you'd be into her.
1:25:45🔗
Adam
You're punished. It's a cavalcade of dogs that come through. It's like someone blew one of those silent dog whistles and these are all the women. I could dedicate the next five shows to this. Just the scary, heinous, unattractive women who came into my life when I was pining for whatever girlfriend dumped me at the time. And it twists the knife that much more. I was actually on a date with one of them, had a few margaritas and called the ex from the restaurant. It was that bad. That horrible. All right, we're going to take a break. What do I do with Heather? I don't think he likes her. Heather? I don't think he likes you that way.
1:26:24🔗
Caller
He literally told me he loved me though. And we went through this whole long conversation about it.
1:26:36🔗
Adam
Which is really equivalent to a year when you're 16. And he can't get it together to go out to date you?
1:26:49🔗
Adam
All right, he got hurt. So what? Now there's you. He's in love with you. Look, he ain't into you.
1:27:05🔗
Adam
Look, look, Heather. All right, three choices. Gay does not or number two does not like you or number three is so effed up and so emotional and such a mess that you don't want to deal with him anyway. Those are your three scenarios. I'm sorry, baby, but if he was into you, he'd be you'd be doing something with him. What's up? What's up with you? Can you just find another guy?
1:27:49🔗
Adam
Well, I mean, what what's up? Does he think he's going to get back together with this old chick?
1:27:53🔗
Caller
Oh, he's no, he just says that he's like, Oh, it'll take a while for me to recuperate.
1:28:06🔗
Drew
We're having the same reaction you had. It's like recuperate. What are you talking about?
1:28:10🔗
Adam
You got you got the love of your life right here. All right, Heather, don't freak out. Come on. Don't build your life around this guy. He's a weird dude. Okay? Okay. I'm gonna put you on hold because you're crying. All right?
1:29:11🔗
Adam
Hey, everybody, Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew. Kevin Smith will be in here tomorrow. Actor, director, writer. Jane Silent Bob strike back. Going to give that a plug. Speaking to that, Afroman has a song on the soundtrack. Yeah. That's because, because I got high is the name of that one. And The Good Times is the name of the CD. It's going to be out on the 28th of August. And let's get back to the phones. Eric?
1:29:55🔗
Drew
It, under the age of 15, there is evidence that it will actually cause your, certain parts of your brain not to grow.
1:30:04🔗
Drew
There's a particular region called the right frontal area, which is a part of the brain that you use to negotiate development. That's where yourself is actually developing.
1:30:16🔗
Drew
You're gonna have man boobs. No. Not necessarily. You can. You can have man boobs, and you can have diminished sex drive, and you can have low testosterone levels. But the important thing is, is you lose these parts of your brain that you need to negotiate development.
1:30:28🔗
Adam
It physically doesn't do too much to you, unless, unless you get so unmotivated that you don't feel like playing sports or working out or just eating Funyuns all day.
1:30:38🔗
Adam
Your best bet is if you smoke a lot of weed and surf a lot, then you're in good shape and you can smoke a lot of weed. But you live in Tucson, so that's not going to happen. Afroman, how long have you been smoking the weed?
1:30:58🔗
Adam
Four years? Yeah. Put a zero behind that four and that's the answer. About 40 years. It looks fine. Hey, Eric? Yeah. But really, here's the deal. I don't want to offend Afroman because he's parlayed this into a nice living. But at age 13, you smoke a ton of weed and we'll know it when we talk to you at 18 or 19. Adam? Yes.
1:31:32🔗
Adam
All right there, buddy. Let's talk to Matthew who's 18, who has a 16 year old girlfriend. Mom found out they were having sex and forbid them to, now it's forbidden love. Matthew?
1:32:10🔗
Adam
No. How does that work, by the way? Wouldn't that be your first question? How did you find out who told her?
1:32:19🔗
Caller
I mean, we first started going out when I was 16 and she was 14. And then we broke up when I was about to turn 17 and she just turned 15.
1:32:32🔗
Caller
And now we just got back together. Well, see, that's the other thing. We just got back together. She lives up in Wisconsin. Let's see, my family, the reason we broke up the first time is because we moved down to Cincinnati here.
1:32:54🔗
Adam
Okay. Listen, you guys will get back together. You got to sneak out. You got to come over to your house.
1:33:03🔗
Caller
He lives all over the country, too. So it doesn't really, you know, it's not like you can just like sneak up to a house because like the next closest house is like half a mile down the road.
1:33:11🔗
Adam
So the farmer will shoot at you with rock salt. Matthew, here's what I'm saying. If you're in love and it's meant to be, it'll work out fine. Don't try to fix everything with mom on one evening. Just mellow out, take it slow, stick around and it'll work its way out. That's how parents are. They always hate whoever's having sex with their daughter initially, but if the guy hangs out and he's cool and he doesn't get in any trouble, she'll be fine with it. We'll be back. All right, well, there you go, another fantabulous Loveline episode. I want to thank Afro Man for coming in here. The Good Times is the name of the CD, out August 28th, and also you can find them on the James Silent Bob Strike Back soundtrack, which is currently out. Thanks, Afro Man.
1:34:32🔗
Adam
I'm going to find out why it got cut. So until next time, it's Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahala.
1:34:38🔗
Caller
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