1:13🔗
Voiceover
Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Oh, my God. I, uh, Drew, when did I arrive here in this studio?
1:32🔗
Adam
Yeah. I was just finishing up our last man show episodes. I got out of the studio about, about 944.
1:42🔗
Adam
945. And just hold ass over here. And why? To see Brooke Burke. Brooke is, uh, Drew, what have I said about Brooke Burke?
1:52🔗
Drew
You've been talking nothing but Brooke Burke for like two weeks. Oh, you canceled one time.
2:02🔗
Drew
Yeah. Did you finally start at least talking to your therapy? It gave you something to talk about in therapy.
2:06🔗
Adam
I'm scared to even bring it up in the therapist's office because I don't want to break down.
2:11🔗
Sorry, guys. I don't think I canceled. I think I was stuck somewhere on a wild on location and couldn't make it.
2:18🔗
Adam
Those of you who have, well, no, all is forgiven because you're here tonight. But On is on E and has more thong in that show than any other show on television, as far as I know. Brooke replaced Jules Asner. It's got to be a year and change. Almost two years. Almost two years now. I've been in love with you ever since I saw you on that.
2:49🔗
Adam
I'll tell you the thing about Brooke is beautiful, natural woman climbs out of the Mediterranean, drip and wet, not an ounce of makeup on her, looks spectacular. I watch On. What's it on? 10 o'clock?
3:05🔗
On moved to a new night. It's Thursday night. It's 10 o'clock. Our show premieres. It's on at midnight.
3:11🔗
Adam
It's on every night when I come home, at least here in LA. It's on E every night. I mean, I come home and I turn on the TV at 12.30 or, I don't know if it's 12.30 or 1 o'clock.
3:21🔗
12 o'clock?
3:24🔗
You come in right in the middle.
3:27🔗
It is.
3:28🔗
Adam
See, it's only half hour to me because I get home at 12.30. But Brooke is everywhere on this show and bungee jumping and parasailing and skydiving.
3:40🔗
Flying rockets.
3:42🔗
Open water shark dives.
3:48🔗
Yeah, and it's so much fun. I'll tell you that On is the stuff of fantasy. I've had a chance to do so many amazing things. Punta del Este is premiering this week. What is that? It's a great place. One of my favorite places in the world now, it's in Uruguay. It's a terrific, terrific city. Punta del Este, it's just great. It's like the France of South America. It's where a lot of the Brazilians go when they want to get away from Rio, get crazy away from Carnival. It's so much fun. Great water sports and really fine hotels, great shopping. It's very chic, safe.
4:21🔗
Adam
You know what I love about On too is, they go, next On, we'll be going to the frozen tundra of the South Pole. You go, okay, well, how good could that be?
4:31🔗
If it's there, we'll find it and shoot it.
4:33🔗
Adam
Thong back in a hot tub immediately. Here's how it works. It's either bikini on the beach or if they go to anywhere that's a cold climate, it's thong back hot tub and then into the disco for all the suds dropping from the ceiling.
5:06🔗
Thank you.
5:07🔗
Adam
What else? Is there anything else we need to talk about? I just slid into the studio, so I have not read any of this stuff. Thank God.
5:20🔗
Adam
It was a very hectic day for me, but like I said, the light at the end of the tunnel was Brooke Burke.
5:30🔗
Caller
New time, Thursday night, 10 o'clock, and we've got some great new shows premiering this summer. On Rio, Punta del Este premieres this week. On The West Indies, On Croatia. I'm getting ready to go back to Europe to do three more shows. Casablanca.
5:54🔗
Adam
In a jacuzzi. And is there anything? You've done a lot of stuff. And I watch a show and I go, no way would I do half this stuff. Is there anything you wouldn't do?
6:06🔗
Caller
I won't bungee. I skydive. I have no height issues. But I don't get the sensation of being dropped down and whipped back up. I just won't bungee jump.
6:30🔗
Caller
Going out again really soon. Going to Casablanca to shoot a show there. And then I go to Croatia. And then I go to Sardinia, which I'm really excited about. It's supposed to be one of the most beautiful islands in the world.
6:44🔗
Caller
They do. Some of our higher rated shows, like Mardi Gras, Vegas, Spring Break shows, we do them every year. And every year we find something a little bit different. We do Carnival. We do compilation shows. We go back to great places. There's always something new going on.
7:01🔗
Adam
Oh my God. What a gig. I mean, and the thing that's kind of cool about it is, I don't know how long you're in each town. How long are you in each town?
7:10🔗
Caller
It depends. European shows, international shows, sometimes a week, two weeks. Quicker shows. Sometimes I fly in for three days, do the fun stuff.
7:19🔗
Adam
It's perfect because there's really no place that you can say you haven't been, or at least no place worth going. But you don't have to camp out there for four months and shoot a movie and hate it.
7:29🔗
Caller
It's action packed. It's the best of everything crammed into one week's worth of time. It's good stuff.
7:36🔗
Hello?
7:39🔗
Caller
Hi. Big fans. But the first time I actually got the call. I've been having a problem ejaculating.
7:49🔗
Yeah. Yeah.
7:50🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, no problems there at all. Let me say this about On too, Brooke. I don't want to make you blush.
8:02🔗
Adam
I'm older now. It takes a little more to get me, finish me off, but I use it as a sort of a-
8:09🔗
Or derv. Or derv.
8:16🔗
Adam
I watch On for about 10 minutes. So I get going and then I pop the porn in. Oh great. Thank you. Go ahead, Mike. So you're saying you can't ejaculate?
8:37🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm on neutropen AQ, because like five years ago, they diagnosed me with like a totally zonked out pituitary gland.
9:04🔗
Drew
You gotta do that. Do you have normal development, normal hair distribution, that sort of thing?
9:14🔗
Drew
No, actually, some of that actually comes from your adrenal glands, so you can still have that and not have testosterone production. So I suspect... It's obviously... This is something medical. Do you have sexual desire?
9:41🔗
Caller
No, my thyroid is fine. The question actually came up whether I should continue the growth hormone because I'm going to college and it's expensive. And I have yet to ask my doctor if I should take testosterone.
10:14🔗
Caller
No, I can't. I mean, I can get the penis up by just can't. It goes down after a while. It's really humiliating. I mean, I tried getting on this girl once but it was absolutely a nightmare.
10:59🔗
Do they hear everything?
11:07🔗
Drew
You want a trap door to open up and get him swallowed up into the ground? We can arrange that too.
11:22🔗
Yeah.
11:25🔗
Caller
Well, I've been hanging out with this girl for quite some time. And then we stopped. And then we got back together. And all of a sudden, she's getting all like a little soft go. And she's saying like, oh, well, we stopped. And we got back. So something's right. And it has to be. And all of a sudden, she can like confess. Like she has these huge feelings for me. And we decided at the beginning of the relationship that we wouldn't let feeling get like feelings get in the way. And unfortunately, they don't.
12:00🔗
Caller
It's like not all for the nookie. I mean, it's not like I didn't have any feelings for her at all.
12:24🔗
Adam
Well, you can ramble on a moped. It just takes a little longer. That's right. You're a heartbreaker, Anna.
12:34🔗
Caller
Well, you know, and I'm also seeing this other girl. But she, like Teresa, this girl knows about it. And she's fine with it. She's like, all right, fine. Doesn't matter.
12:52🔗
Caller
All right, because she lied to me, too. She, like, told me that she was seeing someone else. And that's why I was seeing the other girl in the first place, because I thought it was OK.
13:00🔗
Please.
13:08🔗
Adam
Don't do the other one any favors by stringing around. If you're not into her, just break up with her.
13:13🔗
Drew
She is trying to manipulate you into trying to engage you in some way. Right. She's doing anything she can. She is absolutely desperate. End it. It's the only kind thing you can do to her.
13:44🔗
Oh my gosh.
13:47🔗
Don't talk.
13:53🔗
Yeah.
13:57🔗
Caller
I was like on the Internet and I found like, I was like, I'm pretty much a pothead, and I've been a pothead for like a year, and I was looking around the Internet. I'm kind of interested in like shrooms or maybe acid.
14:12🔗
Caller
Because I'm like a total deadhead, and I'm into all that like Grateful Dead and like hippie stuff, you know? And I went to like at least 50 different websites until I found this, and it's like this natural herb. It's like legal world wide. It's called Sylvia, and I had never heard of it before.
14:45🔗
Caller
It's like a natural growing plant, and like my friend Chris, I mean, his mom has one in her backyard.
14:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, like you smoke it, and I printed out this page of information about it, and it says that people who normally, people who daily take DMT and stuff, they come back from a trip on this stuff, and they can't believe it because it's so intense.
15:13🔗
Drew
Well, most of these plant hallucinogens, they understand the reason plants have these chemicals in them, right, like pot, like, like, you name any plant that causes hallucinations when you eat it, mushrooms, that's there to protect the plant from animals eating it. And the most powerful ones will actually kill you. That's nature's design. It's not like these are natural things, therefore they're good for you. They're natural there to protect the plant so you won't eat it. And the stronger and the more damage the plant can do to you, the more effective that plant is in its survival. So what you're talking about here is something that's designed to harm you, and it sure as hell will. The gypsum weed hallucinogenic experience that I've seen have been really sort of delirium, so people go out for three to five days at a time, don't know what the hell they're doing, it's very difficult to control the dosing. Know that all these drugs that cause hallucinations, particularly in your age group, 16, 15, 14, brain damage, it will actually disturb the function and the growth of your brain. There's just no doubt about that. I don't give a crap what the certain websites say, I see this over and over and over and over again. And whether one experience is going to do it, I can't say. If you're going to do it, enjoy. Hey listen, think about why I would say this to you. Am I some kind of guy that just doesn't want to see people enjoy themselves?
16:30🔗
Drew
No, if LSE was good for you, I'd do it. Why not? It's fun. What the hell? But I see it destroy people all the time, so I would suggest you really, really watch with this stuff.
16:41🔗
Adam
Well, and Adam, I hate to agree with Drew, but you're 16 and getting F'd up has become the main focus of your life.
16:52🔗
Adam
All right, not so much at 14 and a half. But listen, Adam, really, I'm serious. Just to put it in layman's terms, you will fry your brain and you won't be much good to anybody, especially yourself when you get into your early 20s. And you got to go through your whole life with that brain of yours that you screwed up in a short, relatively short period known as your teens. You want to smoke a little weed once in a while or suck down some Mickey's Big Mouth at a park, that's your business. But don't make it your life's work to F yourself up. It's not going to be a good road.
17:33🔗
Adam
And being reprimanded for the miscounts at the register. Thank you. All right. Let's, Drew, I mean, Brooke, are you becoming attracted to me at all?
17:59🔗
Adam
They can be, yes. Yes, it has happened. The two girls we had last night, I think they were digging us.
18:12🔗
Adam
But let me tell you this, I got enough love for the two of us. It's not like you need to be in, Float. You just need to balls look like the chin of an old Chinaman.
18:23🔗
That is charming.
18:41🔗
Hi.
18:44🔗
Caller
Okay. I just recently lost my, well, not recently, but I lost my virginity in April. Ever since I've had sex, I guess my vagina kind of like, the skin kind of like tears because I can feel it. And then after, like when I go pee, it stings really bad and it takes like a long time for it to heal and it kind of bleeds.
19:21🔗
Caller
Yeah. No, it's not an outbreak. It's like, it's like, I think it's just because I'm like, not used to, you know, it's like stretching out kind of.
19:34🔗
Caller
Yeah, like right after I have sex, you know, then I like, I go pee and it hurts, like it stings a little bit.
20:01🔗
Caller
I don't think so because when I went to the clinic, like right after I lost my virginity, they checked me for like everything because I was really paranoid and they said that I was like completely healthy.
20:42🔗
Caller
All right. Well, yeah, I kind of, I'm like, I'm like trying to, I'm trying to fix myself up. Maybe. I'm my best friend. I'm like born again virgin, no drugs.
20:58🔗
Caller
Well, but I like, I'm not friends with that girl. Like I used to be friends with this girl and she got me into like all this bad stuff. And that's why I ended up having sex in the first place.
21:25🔗
Adam
Like, Lolla is, first off, folks should have, you know, naming a kid Lolla, you got to know you're heading for trouble sexually. I mean, that's just not a smart move. That's really not a good plan.
21:41🔗
Adam
That's a bad name. Brandy. Brandy. Tammy is bad. That's like white trash. But nothing is bad as Cammie.
21:50🔗
Adam
Cammie is super like, take my gum out before I give you BJ kind of, kind of white trash, you know, chomping on that gum. Yeah.
21:59🔗
Adam
OK. Brooke Burke is here tonight from On, which is the E! show. Thursday night at 10 o'clock, I keep looking at.
22:25🔗
Caller
Thursday night's 10 o'clock is our premiere and the show's on every night at midnight.
22:35🔗
Hello, this is Loveline.
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1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.
23:01🔗
Adam
Here is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number. That's right. Save the coffin for the air, Drew.
23:11🔗
Adam
Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Brooke Burke is here from the E-Channel. On is her show this Thursday, 10 o'clock is when the new show, new series premieres, right?
23:28🔗
Adam
I'm telling you, if you guys have not watched On, you cannot go wrong with this. Brooke is in a bikini about 110% of the time.
23:40🔗
Adam
Just spectacular in that bikini, climbing out of the water all the time, climbing into the hot tubs, there's a ton of thong back. You just can't go wrong with it. Brooke, I'm reading from her bio here, enjoys Pilates and yoga. I'm not sure what the difference is, but taking long walks and scuba diving. But here's the thing, does anyone just write taking medium or short walks or even just walks? It's always the long walk. How long do you walk?
24:40🔗
Adam
No, no. I'd see her more in the Malibu Hills. That's where I would see Brooke. Yeah. Two pedestrian those Hollywood Hills. I see. Okay.
24:59🔗
Yeah.
25:01🔗
Caller
Hi, Eric. Hi. Me and my girlfriend, I've been having unprotected sex for about three months now. Yeah. We found out about a month ago that she got pregnant. We need to know how to tell our parents.
25:33🔗
Drew
Yeah. I think that having an adult who cares very much about you, participate in all this would be a good thing for you.
26:14🔗
Adam
Well, first off, what the hell kind of answer is that? Are you guys going to get married? That's what she wants. Is that what you want?
26:22🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Why do you say that's what she wants then when I ask you if you're going to get married?
26:29🔗
Adam
This, by the way, is why you cannot be dad. You have difficulty answering very simple questions.
26:53🔗
Adam
Eric, please give this kid up for adoption for Christ's sake. It's criminal to have you two retards raise this kid. Believe me. Look, when I say retard, I mean that in a loving way. When I was 15, I was a retard too and so was Drew. I know Brooke was. But Drew, could you have raised a kid at 15 or 16?
27:15🔗
Adam
That's right. Drew went through 15 turtles before he was able to keep one alive for more than six months.
27:22🔗
Adam
You can't do anything. You get your scooter ripped off. You can't even keep that. You got to give the kid up for adoption. And I really wish, I'm all right with the, I don't mind living in a sort of police state where the authorities get involved, just take the kid away. It's really a disaster. It really is. You got to use condoms, everybody. You got to use protection. All right, so tell-
27:51🔗
Drew
Pills you can take within 72 hours of an unprotected intercourse reduce the risk of pregnancy by over 70 percent. Just a couple pills, take them again 12 hours later. Not an abortion, suppresses ovulation, just like the irregular birth control pill. If the condom breaks or you weren't prepared or you made a mistake, this is your safeguard.
28:20🔗
Drew
I don't know why, because they're so far in worldwide use, not been a single adverse effect from this product.
28:26🔗
Adam
Right. And Brooke, you cover your pretty little ears for a second while I yell at these tards who are over here with the pro-lifers. Listen, you idiots, you pro-life, you're against abortion. Why don't you get on board with this pill? Why don't you pussy step up and be men and get on board with something that makes sense once in a while? No, you won't. Why? You hate abortion so much. You blow up abortion clinics, you shoot abortion doctors. It's murder, so here's a pill that comes along that could eliminate a lot of abortions, and yet you're against it. Why is that? Because you hate abortion or you love complaining, you religious freaks.
29:06🔗
Drew
Then what they will say is that the pill has a potential to impair implantation, which it turns out has the same potential as all birth control pills taken normally, that is every day, same as Vioxx, same as Celebrex, some anti-inflammatory medicine. So we would have to eliminate all contraceptive pills if we are going to follow that logic.
29:25🔗
Adam
But please, Drew, let's not fuzzy this with logic, facts, and data. These people are not interested in that and they sit there and expose that they love children and that every life is precious. Meanwhile, they are a bunch of hypocrites. You want to do something about it, you get behind this. Until you do that, shut the F up, please, and stop writing the letters. Just go kill yourself.
29:47🔗
Drew
I've done a bunch of news broadcasts lately about the Surgeon General's report, which was basically that we need to be discussing stuff like this, and people have politicized the crap out of this. It's offensive.
29:58🔗
Adam
I know, it's really weird, like where are we living and what year is it? There's tons and tons of teen pregnancies, there's tons of unwanted children, there's tons of abortions, there's a pill around that basically gives you an opportunity to get away with something that otherwise would turn into a lifelong commitment or abortion or unwanted child.
30:28🔗
Adam
It's out there, and the pussies for politicians won't touch it with a ten-foot pole. Who would I talk to? That Maxine Waters out here was unpolitically incorrect. This woman is, she's Aunt Esther from Sanford and Sun. She doesn't even know where she is. This is one of the nine-year-old black women.
30:48🔗
Caller
What's the difference between a birth control pill preventing and this pill preventing?
31:00🔗
Drew
Then they'll say it's condoning sex, allowing sex. You get to have sex. You're telling a teenager they can have sex and they have something they can do to protect themselves. We're not going to get on board for that. They will say the reason is because it impairs implantation. The reality is it doesn't.
31:23🔗
Adam
That's right. Then they get all these nut jobs like Walmart and stuff and they won't carry it and everyone needs a prescription. It's just a big political rant F is basically what it is. I don't know why we just don't do what makes the most sense and move on.
31:37🔗
Drew
Like I said, I did these new shows with the Surgeon General and people politicized his position paper on the health of young people and their reproductive health. It's just stating the facts and they wanted to politicize it. How dare you? How dare you not mention abstinence strongly enough? In there it says abstinence is the goal. That's the goal.
31:56🔗
Adam
Well, abstinence is not a problem either. It's something that A, is probably never going to happen. And B, one of the reasons it's never going to happen is because all these kids that could have got hit with this pill are now coming full term and going out and screwing each other's ears off at 13 years old.
32:12🔗
Caller
They're afraid everyone's going to start having unprotected sex and resort to the pill.
32:18🔗
Adam
That's right. Basically what it is with all these pro-lifer guys is they're religious freaks. They never get laid. They're always lily white, veiny, pale, red-eyed, little beady, rat-eyed little bitches.
32:34🔗
Adam
They can't get laid. And so they've made it their life's work for no one else to get laid. And the thought that someone can get laid, make a mistake, and then undo something is not sufficient punishment for them getting laid. That's really what it is. Listen, you sinned and now you think you can just walk away by popping a pill? Oh, no, Missy, you're gonna pay.
32:56🔗
Adam
That's right. I'm gonna sit home and knit myself another toaster cozy, watch Mama's family cry my fat ass eyes out because I never get an ounce of penis. Yes, that's who these people are. Go look at them. There's not one piece of ass in the bunch. Wild coincidence. Hugh? Yeah. Anita Bryant was the only piece of ass religious freak I've ever met.
33:22🔗
Adam
Oh, really? Yeah, he's starting to warm up. Oh, yes. I'm fiery in bed, too. You should see me masturbate. I'm like a madman. Hugh, you're 16.
34:04🔗
Drew
Yeah. Well, um, the systemic molluscum, the other one that gets, you know, molluscum usually is a sexually transmitted disease and it usually occurs in the pubic area. Young kids, children will get it and it'll be all on their arms and back and stuff. I wonder if there's something else going on with you. Are you on any medication?
34:28🔗
Drew
So you wonder if that might be impairing your immunity a little bit. Because the tetracyclines are immunosuppressive a little bit. Do you have any medical problems otherwise?
34:39🔗
Drew
So you might talk to them about that. Maybe the doxycycline is doing a little more than it should.
34:53🔗
Adam
I was going to call the guy Puss for not cleaning him out himself. As you know, I've done, I removed my gallbladder once. I've done a lot of surgery on myself. I know that.
35:03🔗
Adam
But if it's on the back of the guy's neck, I wasn't going to give him any surges because how the hell did he get to the back of your neck?
35:33🔗
Adam
Maybe it's not that. Maybe it's some kind of burrowing organism that's eating at his brain. Probably is, right Drew?
35:47🔗
Adam
Well, Hugh, you sleep like a baby tonight. We're going to take a little break. We'll be back with Brooke Burke from On after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Brooke Burke from On. The E! Show, that is. It's going to, well, she is here. And the show will, new episode premieres this Thursday, 10 o'clock.
36:59🔗
Caller
You know, I don't really find a thong that sexy. I like full back bikinis. I mean, a sexy cut, but I think it's a little bit more attractive than a thong. Just personal preference.
37:10🔗
Caller
And I'm no prude. I mean, I'll nude, lay out nude. I just, I don't dig thongs really. What do you guys think?
37:24🔗
Caller
What do you think? I mean, seriously, a nice, cute full back, you know, little cheeks showing, much sexier than a thong.
37:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. But if I'm just sort of watching, I'm usually a little bit hammered at that time at night. I like to see some thong back.
37:40🔗
Adam
I mean, listen, you're with your girlfriend, you're at a pool party or something. I don't think you want the thong back, but if you're just watching TV, I'm going thong back.
37:57🔗
Adam
Wear that thong back when you take those long walks. I think long walk means more than long walk, too. It means it's a-
38:06🔗
Caller
I don't think I said long walk, okay? I'm taking that out of the bio. It said, but I don't think I said long walk.
38:20🔗
Adam
They never mention watching huge amounts of television, really, on those and napping. It's not like on my bio.
38:43🔗
Caller
Good. There's a couple of things I wanted to say first, and then I got a question for you. First off, I want to say you guys show rule. I've been listening to it on and off for a couple of years.
38:56🔗
Caller
Secondly, I'd like to say that I know a lot of guys, they would like to do the anal sex thing with their girlfriend. I'd like to say that my girlfriend loves it, so it is something that a woman can love. However, it's something that the man has to be very gentle with.
39:34🔗
Drew
Somehow, Andy doesn't seem like a guy that would be with a woman that would actually love anal sex.
39:56🔗
Caller
She considers her virginity in the vagina to be very, very important and special to her. Sure.
40:08🔗
Adam
She's a real throwback. I don't know where she went to finishing school, but that's something that's taught many of the finishing schools. She's just an old fashioned girl that way.
40:24🔗
Adam
Listen, the girl has brain damage is basically what's going on. But what's your question, Andy?
40:31🔗
Caller
My question is, I've known her for about two years now. We've been going out for a little over a month. She has expressed a fantasy, basically the entire time I've known her, about having essentially just about two husbands, which I'm very uncomfortable with. After going out with her for a couple of weeks, she told me that basically our relationship had taught her to look at love differently than previously.
41:01🔗
Caller
And that she wants to only be with me. I was just wondering in your guys' opinion, seeing as that you're hundreds and hundreds of stories, if this is something that is probably something that she's going to outgrow, if it's something that she may be over.
41:28🔗
Drew
And unfortunately, the guy that kind of drives me a little crazy. He's spinning yarns. He's spinning. He's spinning and intellectualizing, spinning. He doesn't know what the F he's thinking about or talking about. He has no foundation, no wisdom.
41:41🔗
Drew
So he's defend anything he wants, the way how he ever wants it to be reasoned out. That's where he's going with his thinking.
42:04🔗
Adam
I'm guaranteed, I'll guarantee if some drunken uncle took that vaginal virginity about ten years ago. Yes. Let me get back. Andy?
42:18🔗
Caller
Not to the best of my knowledge and from what she says, not to the best of her knowledge, but there is a piece of background information that I wish I could have given you before you cut me off there.
42:38🔗
Adam
Okay. But back to the question, which is she wanted to originally have two husbands and now she says she'll be satisfied with one, but you're worried that one day she'll want two again.
42:51🔗
Caller
I'm just wondering from what you guys know, if it's something, hey, that you've heard before, be if it's-
42:56🔗
Adam
All right, but just answer the goddamn question, would you? Is it that she wanted two husbands and now only wants one?
43:04🔗
Adam
And you think that one day she might want two again? I'm not- Is that what your question is?
43:13🔗
Adam
Jesus Christ. I hate guys like that. Imagine driving cross-country with Andy. Holy Christ. I jump out of the window at 70 miles an hour.
43:23🔗
Drew
Well, maybe we can't interview her, because that's the only way we're going to expose him to what's really going on with her.
43:34🔗
Adam
She's a serious piece of work, saving her vaginal virginity, meanwhile taking in the ass all the time.
43:40🔗
Adam
Andy over here is another piece of work, but he's sort of an intellectual piece of work and he just-
43:47🔗
Adam
Yes. He's like a publicist, this guy. He just talks circles around all her bizarre shortcomings. He's with someone who's seriously effed up and he's talking his way around it.
44:11🔗
Adam
Here's the answer. Do not get her pregnant. But don't build your world around her either. This is a screwed up young person and you're trying to save and it ain't going to work. Have your fun. Have your anal sex. Don't get her pregnant and work on yourself in the meantime. And stop trying to figure her out all the time. Guys spend their whole lives trying to figure out women, meanwhile they're a mess. Alright, here we go. Let's talk to Shia who's 16. Shia? Shae? Shae? Hi, Shae. What's up?
45:05🔗
Caller
My mom and stepdad went out on a Saturday, like a Saturday night movie thing. And I was in the living room watching TV, and he was in his room. And he came in there. We usually play fight around and everything. And he was play fighting. I was like, OK, quit now. So I went in my room, because he had a set on the couch.
45:33🔗
Caller
But I'm kind of in my room now, because of him. And he had a whole bunch of friends over at my mom's and after at work.
45:58🔗
Caller
Well, like, he came in my room, and he started messing with me again. I'm like, OK, quick. And I threw a pillow at him. And he came at me, and he kind of pinned me on the other, and he started kissing on me. And I told him to stop, but he wouldn't. And he forced me to. And I don't want to tell him. I didn't want to tell my mom and dad, because I love my stepdad a lot. Like, he's been there for me, and my brother hasn't.
46:21🔗
Yeah.
46:26🔗
Caller
I know, but I don't want him to, like, split up just because, like, my mom, like, doesn't want, like, he'll, she'll hate my stepdad.
46:35🔗
Caller
I know, but I'm afraid they'll cause problems between their marriage, and that's why I haven't sent me things.
46:39🔗
Adam
All right, we're good. Hold on, Shay. We gotta take a break, all right? And we'll get back, we'll fix this whole thing up. You just hang tight, all right? All right.
46:46🔗
We'll be back.
46:49🔗
Loveline, Loveline, we'll be right back.
47:31🔗
Adam
Yep, oh yeah, I was reading Brooke's bio. Hey, it's Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-LLVE-191. Clive Barker, the guy that invented Pinhead. Remember that movie? What the hell was that movie? Hell Racer and Hellbound and all those hell movies. Any movie with the word hell in it, I think Clive has written.
47:59🔗
Drew
We told him there was a large black man waiting in every latrine to jump out from behind the toilet and cut off his penis.
48:09🔗
Adam
Yeah. That's what got Clive going. Well, turn him into a literary genius. So Clive will be in here tomorrow night. And he's a real smart guy and a good guy. We haven't talked to him in a while. Long time. I'll be glad to see Clive Barker in here tomorrow night. And then, of course, my male lover, Jimmy Kimmel.
48:42🔗
No.
48:46🔗
Best show on television, The Man Show.
48:49🔗
Adam
Yes. Yes. That's the genius, the rebel, Governor Jesse Ventura, calls it the best show on television. Brooke Burke in here from On, which is on E.
49:12🔗
Caller
12 o'clock every night, but a new show premieres every Thursday at 10 o'clock. We've got some great shows coming up this summer, On Baja, On The West Indies, On Croatia, all kinds of good stuff. Good times.
49:27🔗
Adam
Well, her bio says it right here. The initials BB could just as well stand for breathtakingly beautiful or bubbly and bicoastal.
49:41🔗
Adam
But as a client, you should read this and go, would you please get this crap off here? It's embarrassing. Shouldn't you, shouldn't you attack them for that?
49:48🔗
Caller
The only change is I'm going to get rid of the long walk and I'll get rid of the double B description. You got it.
49:53🔗
Adam
We know you're a very beautiful woman. They don't have to put it on there. It just seems like they're pandering.
50:25🔗
Adam
If you're walking on the hard part, where the break is, I'd say it's still three and a half. But if you're in sand, Yeah, it's like half a mile. If you're in sand, it's down to like a mile three-quarter.
50:36🔗
Caller
For somebody like me who has no time because of my crazy schedule, two and a half mile walk is a long walk for me.
51:00🔗
Drew
How's your stepbrother otherwise? Is he a bad guy or has he been a behavior problem, doing drugs?
51:05🔗
Caller
Usually, we got along really good. I mean, I never thought he would do something like that.
51:18🔗
Caller
Because, like, you know, the fact that he's been my stepbrother since I was 10, we've got a lot of...
51:24🔗
Oh, no.
51:28🔗
No.
51:39🔗
Caller
Because he was in a totally different state, and he doesn't contact me. He doesn't... He came down here to visit, but I wouldn't know.
51:59🔗
Adam
And you're scared you're going to somehow lose your stepdad or cause a rift between your mom and your stepdad. This is not going to happen.
52:29🔗
Drew
Why don't you talk to her? Okay? That would be a perfect, I think, way to get things going here.
52:36🔗
Drew
That's somebody you know that avoids bringing in child protective services. That person knows your parents, knows them to be good people, will be there to help you, help make sure everybody stays together through this. I would strongly, strongly urge you to do that. It's a......tution and the relationships that are there. But for you, I think that's the way we're going to get you to help. And I think you'll feel comfortable talking to someone you know.
53:03🔗
Adam
And if she said she knew her and she was cool, that's the person you have to talk to. Alright. That is the first step. Katie?
53:12🔗
Caller
Yes, I am. I'm calling because I've heard Dr. Drew talk about when you're abused growing up, then oftentimes it can turn a switch with the adrenaline or something. It can burn out or something to that effect. And my question is-
53:31🔗
Caller
My question is that I have a very difficult time staying awake basically ever, unless I'm doing something that is adrenaline inducing. And I was abused growing up and listening to your show, it occurred to me that I just wanted to know a little more about that, if perhaps I had burned something out.
53:55🔗
Caller
Oh, okay. Well, basically, when I'm pursuing a job as a cop, and one of the reasons I want to do that is because I needed adrenaline to stay awake.
54:06🔗
Drew
How many hours would you sleep a day if you didn't have these arousal experiences? Easily.
54:26🔗
Caller
Oh my goodness. You know, it really varies. I don't have a regular schedule right now.
54:51🔗
Adam
Pick some sort of cause. Don't worry. There will not be much love making in that 24 hours. We'll do mostly sleeping.
55:15🔗
Caller
Yeah. Okay. Well, here's the thing. When I look back on my history, I say, okay, there are a lot of things that I have pursued, and I think the whole reason is for the adrenaline.
55:25🔗
Drew
Well, you're confusing a lot of different things. Now, one is that when you've been under chronic trauma, like sexual abuse, your brain anatomy and chemistry changes. One of the theories is you can lose certain chemicals like cortisol and serotonin, and you can have trouble managing your mood or feeling overwhelmed by relatively minor activities. So that's one kind of thing. You deplete yourself of brain cells and brain chemicals, and that's the burnout issue. But the more common thing is that you're an addict. You may not be using drugs, but you have that biology.
56:04🔗
Drew
Yeah, and addicts are profoundly activated by thrill. And so addicts will seek thrill as a way of gratifying themselves and a way of also regulating their moods. So I would suspect you really just talk about addiction here.
56:18🔗
Drew
And you add sexual abuse in there, and you now rocket fuel behind that addictive biology.
56:23🔗
Adam
Stop calling it adrenaline junkie. It sounds good. This is bad. Do you understand? Yeah.
56:32🔗
Adam
All right. So listen, listen. Therapy and maybe you need a psychiatrist, maybe you need to be on some meds. Maybe you got to go to a sleep clinic and check that out. There's a whole bunch of stuff.
56:47🔗
Adam
Drew, what did you do? Shotgun, a box of Cheez-Its or something? Would you clear that throat of yours? It's killing me. Come on, buddy. Have a shot of something. Yeah, go hock something up, would you?
57:21🔗
Yeah.
57:27🔗
Caller
Well, I always talk my wife into starting a blowjob, but I can't ever talk her into finishing. I just kind of want to.
58:25🔗
Adam
I'm a huge international star, bro. How important was that, you idiot? Do we have to ask that, Damon? Jesus Christ. Is this my self-esteem wasn't low enough?
58:47🔗
Caller
Yeah, I ask her. I mean, it's just like she kind of changes the subject or blows it off, you know.
59:24🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. Yeah. Well, what about that, Audie? I'm guessing no. But has she ever done that when you guys were dating?
59:40🔗
Adam
This is spousal abuse. Oh, yes. Yes. This is a form of spousal abuse. I would count this as spousal abuse.
59:46🔗
Drew
No doubt you would. But, you know, without being clear about what her issue is, it's hard to address that.
1:00:13🔗
Drew
But maybe she really hates the whole thing, can only hang in for a minute or two. You okay, Brooke?
1:00:32🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. All right. But listen, Audie, it would seem to me, a reasonable logical mind would assume that she is scared of the ejaculation. That's why she gets out of that.
1:00:54🔗
Drew
No. Some of them do not like doing this. I know the two of you clearly have trouble understanding that.
1:01:02🔗
Drew
No, some of them just absolutely, whatever reason, it's like any other personal preference, people don't like doing it.
1:01:34🔗
Adam
Audie, you need to have a talk with her about this. All right. Or next time she does, just slide your belt around the back of her head and keep her there.
1:01:54🔗
Adam
Yeah. FYI, Brooke, I like the Beatles. That's my thing. Oh yeah. And look, Drew doesn't want to give this advice to women because it sounds horrible and sexist, but guys do things that they don't necessarily like, but they do it for your partner. I mean, you put in a few minutes on your partner and your partner puts a few minutes in on you.
1:02:18🔗
Caller
Well, what sort of things might guys do that they don't like? I don't really know what you mean.
1:02:22🔗
Adam
Okay, let me tell you, and it all depends on the gal, but let's say, okay, I'll put it this way, I've gone down on a handful of women in my life.
1:02:33🔗
Adam
Yes, true. A handful? A handful, true. And I could stay down there for five minutes and I pretty much got my fill. You know, five minutes, I'm good, but maybe they have their orgasm at the 20 minute mark. Alright, so I'm in.
1:03:09🔗
Adam
I get down there and literally, you know, five minutes straight of that, as a guy, if it ain't the first date, you're into a, you know, year number five of the relationship or whatever, you've had your fill, you know the terrain, you've been there before, but you stick it out. You stick it out because you want them to have an orgasm. Of course. So you hang down there as long as it takes. And that's what you do. And a woman should do the same thing for her partner.
1:03:44🔗
True.
1:03:45🔗
Adam
Now, if they could summon that goddamn joy up in five minutes, it would be great, instead of the 20. I don't know what the average time is, but I swear to Christ, it's got to be 18, 20 minutes.
1:03:58🔗
Adam
No, no. But I look at the clock. I know where I'm at. Oftentimes, I listen to talk radio, and I can tell by a commercial break.
1:04:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. That's a good point. Maybe I could use some pointers. Maybe if I had the right teacher.
1:04:59🔗
Caller
Okay. Well, like a couple, well, like a month ago, I took this girl out to the movies.
1:05:18🔗
Adam
No, hold on. Do you remember talking to Voice Crack and Alex? It was only, what, you called two weeks ago, right?
1:05:38🔗
Caller
Well, okay. Well, my parents had to come with me because I couldn't get in, you know.
1:05:46🔗
Caller
And they had the, they made us, they made us go to the Emperor's New Groove. Oh, yeah.
1:05:56🔗
Caller
Well, because they had like my whole family with me, so they made us go into there with them.
1:06:55🔗
Adam
Let's be fair. I had that vibe with Brooke at the beginning of the show, but look how wrong I was.
1:07:02🔗
Caller
No comment. Maybe she was fidgeting because she was nervous or uncomfortable because the whole family was there.
1:07:28🔗
Adam
I'd love to hear you guys rock out. I'd love to hear a version of like a grand old flag with you with the anchoring the team on the tuba. So, Alex, ask her out again.
1:07:52🔗
Adam
Look, I know what Drew's getting at. Guys are very thick and we don't understand when girls don't like us, especially younger men. We won't accept it.
1:08:01🔗
Adam
Well, you know what the thing is... We think they don't like us but we won't accept that they don't like us at the same time.
1:08:09🔗
Adam
Yeah, there's something weird about it. And then you get older and you get a little more clarity.
1:08:18🔗
Drew
No, not damaging. It's just that guys don't want to accept reality. They will find a million ways to make excuses for women's behavior. We're trying to help them read more realistically what's going on.
1:08:30🔗
Adam
But on the other hand, this guy is the mayor of Squirrelyville. And he wouldn't know it if a chick liked him. She bit him in the ass.
1:08:45🔗
Adam
She's not avoiding him as far as we know. And you may send her into therapy if you don't ask her out on a second date.
1:08:55🔗
Adam
That's right. She could have been real horny. The point is, is ask her out again. And if she doesn't want to go, she'll say no. Yeah. And here's, here's what the proof will be. Ask her out again. She'll probably say yes. But if she keeps putting it off and ducking you, Forget it. Then it means she don't want to go. So let it go at that. Yeah. All right. There you go. Brooke Burke, everybody. She's has to leave the studio, correct?
1:09:44🔗
Adam
We'll see you soon. We'll be back. Ow! Hey, everybody, it's Dr. Drew Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew. What the hell is that? That was it for the music, huh? Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, the beautiful Brooke Burke has left the building. And I don't even know what day it is, Drew. I can't figure out what day it is.
1:10:45🔗
Drew
You know what, Adam, I'm going to start doing chats again at drdrew.com. I want to announce this. I'm going to be doing it at 5 p.m. Pacific Time on Friday, July 13th.
1:11:08🔗
Yeah?
1:11:20🔗
Adam
All right. I had some friends from an improv troupe many years ago who became writers for Animaniacs. And I think they started at Tiny Tunes or something, and then that went to Animaniacs. And they just basically threw me a bone by, you know, sent a couple of scripts over for me to write. And I ended up writing two of them, and they never made them into cartoons as far as I know. But I got paid anyway. It was really like the first time I ever got paid to do anything.
1:11:53🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. I think I got some tapes or watched it. Yeah, yeah. As a matter of fact, Animaniacs was not out yet. It's kind of weird writing for a cartoon, especially, that doesn't exist. Wow. But they start describing it. They start describing Animaniacs. I go, they're like miniature. One guy's kind of got a cockney accent. What is he? Is he a bear? No. Is he an animal? Well, kind of. It's like, and the other guy, well, he's like this. He's smart, he's a wise ass. The other guy likes to eat a lot. And then there's a chick. And you're trying to write a cartoon. And like I said, in your mind, you're sort of picturing Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck. You don't even know what you're doing. Yeah, that's probably why they didn't make either one of them. But they paid me. That's a good part. Why? You want to write cartoons?
1:12:44🔗
Adam
Oh. Well, listen, I'll tell you, if you want to do something, especially if you're no good, write children's books.
1:12:51🔗
Adam
Good. Any retard can write a children's book. Smart. And that's why these celebrities write them, you know? Oh, boy.
1:13:15🔗
Adam
I'm going to float a theory. I'm going to float my own theory right now. All right. You're a virgin?
1:13:27🔗
Caller
But I'm actually the opposite, you know? I got chicks at my feet and I'm on the varsity football team.
1:13:51🔗
Drew
But I imagine there were people that had a little more training than yourself who tackled subjects like this before.
1:14:29🔗
Caller
It interprets the ten dimensions of super string theory into three dimensions that are contained in...
1:14:43🔗
Adam
Well, listen. Let the guy dream. He's sixteen years old. Most of the guys who are sixteen to call this show are working on a theory about fashioning a hash pipe out of some foil, for Christ's sake. Here's a guy. He's on the football team. He's getting laid. Women at his feet. I'd like to look into that. But he's writing a book on some mathematical theorem. And I say, God bless him. I agree. Please, Drew. Attacking. Anyone who comes in here with two brain cells are rubbed together. You look at his competition. How dare you? How dare you? Danny?
1:15:18🔗
Yeah.
1:15:35🔗
Adam
Teachers not giving you a hard time. Counselors not riding you. Older sisters cutting you some slack.
1:15:43🔗
Adam
All right, buddy. Good night. I'll call back and give him a couple of weeks, check back with him, make sure everything's on the up and up. What do you say, Drew? All right. Hang tight there, Danny.
1:16:09🔗
Caller
We talked to my mom because she doesn't have a real good relationship with her parents because she's raised a Mormon, which is like, you know, religion here.
1:16:19🔗
Adam
That's what you do. You stuff a little religion up the tuchus of your kid and they're blowing hemophiliacs.
1:16:29🔗
Caller
So she talked to my mom because my mom is really open about everything. And my mom brought up that hemophiliacs tend to have a lot of blood transfusions.
1:16:39🔗
Caller
Yeah. And so it kind of scared her into thinking that she could catch some disease by doing this. I mean, she could anyways by giving him a blowjob, you know. But what kind of diseases could she run with him being a hemophiliac?
1:17:01🔗
Drew
Although the aids risk, now they're not using these pooled, they're unscreened products. So the aids risk was really from a long time ago. How old is this person?
1:17:20🔗
Adam
Are they boyfriend and girlfriend or is this part of a just sort of blow hemophiliac exchange program? Which I'm for.
1:18:03🔗
Adam
All right. Well, why don't you tell her it couldn't hurt to go get checked out anyway?
1:18:10🔗
Adam
And stop blowing guys you don't like. Just imagine what she does to the guys she likes.
1:18:15🔗
Drew
Well, maybe she could talk to him about what his potential carrier state is. I mean, does he have anything? She would probably know it.
1:18:22🔗
Adam
Right. Okay. Oh, like he doesn't like her. Oh, who the hell knows? John. Call her John. John from Kansas. John is 18 years old. John whose pubic hair grows fast. I wonder if John is sleeping.
1:18:49🔗
Hi. Hey.
1:18:54🔗
Nothing. I'm having problems in my marriage right now. We've been married for years and we've never had a great sex life, but it stopped like in the last, I guess since I had my daughter, it stopped almost altogether.
1:19:22🔗
How old is she? Three.
1:19:25🔗
No. Well, no. We've hardly had any.
1:19:30🔗
How often? Since we moved back to California, we've had sex. We've been here seven months. We've had sex once.
1:19:40🔗
He is not interested.
1:19:42🔗
Yeah.
1:19:45🔗
He actually went to a doctor before. I don't know what he gave him, but he was on some before and it seemed to help a little.
1:19:57🔗
Drew
So he went on medicine to try to correct this problem. It's not as though he's on some medication that could be causing this problem.
1:20:03🔗
No. He's not on any other medication.
1:20:11🔗
I don't know.
1:20:14🔗
I do, but he's very vague. He doesn't like to talk about it. But I don't.
1:20:25🔗
He works in a restaurant.
1:20:29🔗
He's a manager of a restaurant.
1:20:34🔗
Why?
1:20:35🔗
Adam
All slimy. All slimy, greasy guys. Bad mustaches. Cheating. Yeah. Does he have a bad mustache?
1:20:44🔗
No.
1:20:46🔗
No. Yeah. He's clean cut.
1:20:47🔗
Adam
I see. Yeah. They cheat with the waitresses. Yeah. But if he was cheating, he'd be banging you too because he wouldn't want to draw any attention to it.
1:20:58🔗
Right. Yeah.
1:21:01🔗
And you know, I see, I found he does have like porn movies and stuff.
1:21:10🔗
I'm guessing he does. I can't take it anymore.
1:21:14🔗
Adam
Okay. But do you feel like he is withdrawing from the relationship? Like he's pulled up stakes and is sort of retreating?
1:21:24🔗
No, because he says he wants to stay together and he acts like he wants to stay together, but he just doesn't seem to have any interest in sex.
1:21:38🔗
No.
1:21:45🔗
Yeah.
1:21:52🔗
Ten.
1:22:02🔗
I just can't.
1:22:05🔗
I mean I've tried everything. You know like...
1:22:14🔗
Adam
Dr. Drew, please. Please. Here's the point. You need to say, look, this is uncomfortable. This is an uncomfortable thing for you, but you know what? There's a lot of things that are uncomfortable in life. You get called in, you get your yearly review from your boss, you get audited in the tax, you get pulled over once in a while when you're driving. This is part of life and this is our relationship. You need to put a little time in and we need to have an open discussion about this. And I know you're a little embarrassed about it. Don't be. Let's just talk this out. If there's a problem, I want to talk about it. If it's about medication, we can get into that.
1:22:46🔗
Drew
I love you. I want to stay together. This is not an OK situation. The current status quo is not working for me. We may need to see someone about this.
1:22:57🔗
It doesn't work. He doesn't get hard.
1:23:07🔗
No. He doesn't. I would know.
1:23:12🔗
He couldn't afford it. He couldn't get it even. I mean, I know.
1:23:18🔗
No.
1:23:21🔗
Yeah.
1:23:27🔗
No.
1:23:29🔗
No. He's not fat but he's gained weight.
1:23:31🔗
Drew
Maybe opiates then. Something is shutting him down. If he can't even have an erection. That's a total shutdown.
1:23:38🔗
Adam
All right. The guy may have some vascular problem or something. Whatever it is, talk to him. You can talk to him.
1:23:47🔗
Adam
That's right. All right. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Laura who's 32. Yeah. Laura?
1:24:02🔗
Adam
Yeah. We're going to. We're going to talk to you about BJs when we come back. I'll tell you the do's and do not do's.
1:24:12🔗
Adam
Hang on. After this. Hey, hey, hey, Loveline, everybody. Adam, that's Drew Clive Barker, the novelist, the screenwriter is going to be in here. This guy wrote Hellraiser and Hellbound and invented Pinhead, and wrote a bunch of other horror movies, and wrote some movie about like a some kind of a gay gnome or something that was saving the world. I told him that was nonsense. That was the last time he was in here. I don't think they made that one into a movie. Bruce the Conqueror, I don't remember what that was called, but we'll talk to Clive tomorrow night. And then my beloved Jimmy Kimmel will be in here Thursday night. Talk about The Man Show and the Fox Football and all that good stuff. All right. Let's keep going. Laura. Hi. Yeah. 32.
1:25:32🔗
Caller
Well, I could probably tell you a lot about them. I've been around for a while, but my jaw kind of locks up on me.
1:25:54🔗
Drew
Right. But you can actually get your mouth locked open. You have to go to the emergency room to get it sort of unlocked.
1:26:06🔗
Adam
97 out of the last 110 guys I tried to blow in the last six month period. My jaw stuck open. True.
1:26:15🔗
Caller
Yeah. Because there's like the complaint about my teeth scraping. And I do not have big teeth.
1:26:29🔗
Adam
I don't. My hand gets jealous. I have to talk to it. Please baby don't look. No. Don't mind her. What's she doing here? That's my domain. Don't worry. Just scratch the ass and stay out of this.
1:26:58🔗
Adam
I believe that this is a horrible angle for men to work, because it gives women two options. You either ingest the semen or you move away the most crucial part of the date and leave the guy on his own so it can just sort of drip out of his dork and there's nothing less satisfying than that. I hate this that guys talk about swallowing. The more sensible option is essentially just letting him finish into your mouth and then go spit it in the sink.
1:27:31🔗
Caller
And just like kind of deal with the gagging bit, just kind of run fast so they don't see you.
1:27:41🔗
Adam
Just make it to the goddamn sink or the potted plant and spit it in there, the hamper or something. Laura, have you ever taken a swig of bad milk from the refrigerator?
1:27:51🔗
Adam
Okay. And you don't swallow it. You take that swig and you realize after the first couple teaspoons enter your mouth, hey, this is bad.
1:28:00🔗
Adam
Now, do you swallow it? No. Do you spit it all over the kitchen floor? No. No, you don't. You hurry over to the sink. Yeah. You hurry to the sink and you spit it into the sink and then you rinse your mouth out.
1:28:21🔗
Adam
No. No. Look, stay down there, let him finish in your mouth and then go spit it into the sink. You can't handle that?
1:28:30🔗
Caller
Yeah, I think I can handle that if the guy was worth it. Yeah, sir. And I wouldn't be doing that if he wasn't, so yeah.
1:28:36🔗
Adam
All right. Well, there you go. You've done the math on the BJs and that's what you do. Also, two ladies, and I'm getting down in the BJ position, but if the guy's lying on his back and you're over him, your mouth is sort of... gravity is helping you.
1:28:53🔗
Adam
Because it's going into your mouth, but it's not going down your throat or up your nose, it's just kind of falling back on your teeth and you do that hunched over run thing you do like... and you spit it right into the sink and you're done and no guy's going to complain.
1:29:25🔗
Caller
It's real life. Would that help with my jaw too? I mean, I try to relax, but you know, when you're in it, you're working it, you know, it's like.
1:29:37🔗
Adam
For a night, you may have to talk to an orthodontist or something and see what's up with that. But look, I'm no dentist, but I can't tell you where the semen should go and that's straight into the sink. I don't care if someone swallows anything. All right. Let's talk to Tim. Tim's 15. Tim?
1:29:58🔗
Caller
Yeah, I just wanted to know if me being, my dad being an alcoholic would affect me because my mom was telling me if I, because we're kind of religious and she was like, if we ever get out to church, then you'd probably be an alcoholic.
1:30:16🔗
Drew
Well, it's an interesting question. You have about a 50% chance of inheriting the genetic predisposition for that, okay? There's no doubt that being an alcoholic dad affects you in lots of emotional ways, one of which is to model his behavior sometimes perhaps. And it's also the case that religious communities have pretty, sometimes can have pretty good success containing these behaviors. So there's a point that she kind of has a point that once you get outside of that culture, there's certainly the higher probability that that biological predisposition could blossom.
1:31:24🔗
Adam
Oh, really? I haven't been to church. I don't know if there's like a cake night over there, or they got a bar or some high balls going. I would go if that was...
1:31:44🔗
Caller
No, I didn't go strictly water by with the... You get to eat. So basically, you eat more things than you think is wrong in there. I mean, you can't do a lot of things.
1:31:56🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. Well, that's something I couldn't do with. But, Tim, your mom's probably right, keeping you in church and it's good that you're going to church. But if you get out of church, that doesn't mean you automatically are going to start drinking, and it's not going to be your ticket to start drinking. It's not going to be an excuse to start drinking. But you see the way your dad's life has turned out, and that's all the reason you need not to drink.
1:32:22🔗
Adam
I know, but I'm telling him that. I mean, your dad's not having a good life, is he? Just say no so I can be right. Would you please, Tim? No. Thank you. Thank you very much. Like just, you know you got this gene and you got to keep after it. Let's just pretend you do and avoid trouble. Everybody who's within the sound of my voice, assume you have the alcoholic gene.
1:32:54🔗
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1:33:34🔗
Adam
Brook Berk on On, yeah. See a little of that thong back, and again, use it as hors d'oeuvre, a little tune-up.
1:33:42🔗
Adam
For the big masturbatory session. Takes place about, usually about 118 over at the Corolla house.
1:33:50🔗
Adam
All right, Drew claims to be asleep by 1230, even though he gets home at 1224 every night.
1:34:08🔗
Adam
But I get home, I want that couple of minutes just to unwind and relax and think about the day and put my feet up. If I go to bed, the next day just begins.
1:34:18🔗
Adam
But instead, I have that hour where I can just sort of go, nobody can bother me, the phone ain't ringing, I don't have to do anything, I don't have to be anywhere, no one wants anything.
1:34:47🔗
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