Sunday, June 24, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised.

1:06🔗 Go!

1:08🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:12🔗 Voiceover Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist, everyone. Saw Drew at the fabulous K-Rock Weenie Rose.

1:29🔗 Drew Fabulous.

1:30🔗 Adam For those of you who are not familiar with the K-Rock or the Weenie Rose, maybe you're listening from around the country. It's the big local radio concert where all the, but the grandfather of them all.

1:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:41🔗 Adam This is the 9th annual. Been going on longer than most. I'd say the most ones have been going on for 2, 3, 4 years. Going on 9 years. All the big bands and very enjoyable.

1:53🔗 Drew As we found out last week, they're not paid. That's the power of the station.

1:57🔗 Adam That's right.

1:58🔗 Drew It anoints them and they must come.

1:59🔗 Adam I rocked out pretty good and had my buzz on.

2:04🔗 Drew No kidding.

2:05🔗 Adam With producer Ann and engineer Anderson, who was really getting off. I mean, I thought something was going to start dribbling down his leg at a certain point.

2:13🔗 Drew You like that Shaq rap?

2:15🔗 Adam Shaq rap was good. I was digging it. Shaq came out there, did a little crowd surfing. With 311. Up with 311, circled in the Shaq helicopter and then came down.

2:27🔗 Drew Was that his helicopter or something?

2:28🔗 Adam I'm sure he chartered it and put a sticker on it. But the point is, made a big appearance, Shaq did at the Weenie Roast. And I was pretty impressed. I thought he was good. I like to hear Shaq using the F word.

2:43🔗 Drew A lot.

2:44🔗 Adam A lot, which is nice because you see him on those reading commercials and stuff. And maybe I missed it, but you don't hear the F word as much.

2:51🔗 Drew He kept repeating, three words. One of them had the F word. One of them was the F word.

2:57🔗 Adam Let's not take away from what Shaq did.

3:00🔗 Drew I know. He flew in a helicopter.

3:01🔗 Adam No, I think, and I'm looking at Anderson and who's the other one? And yes, I'm losing my mind. Producer and I was pretty impressed by Shaq. I mean, 311 played great behind him. He came in, he did his thing. The crowd loved it. It kept right in pace with everything else. His energy was great and it was kind of a treat.

3:26🔗 Drew It was neat. Yeah, it was fun.

3:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I had a good time. And 311 was great and the cult was great and Jane's Addiction was great. And STP always puts on a good show. You didn't know they were going to be there. Surprise guest, STP. I'll tell you that STP and I agreed with a lot of my friends, which was, don't have any STP CDs, think they're a good band, but don't sit around and listen to them. Neither did any of the guys I went to the show with. Everyone impressed. Very good live show.

3:55🔗 Drew Yeah, they're good guys.

3:56🔗 Adam Yeah, good band, good live band. And actually everyone was really good. Coldplay was good. I didn't see, if I'm leaving somebody out, I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, but I didn't see, I had to go refuel.

4:08🔗 Drew A friend at Lincoln Park?

4:09🔗 Adam Every once in a while. Yeah, Lincoln Park in the bio used, mentioned Drew as their greatest influence, or something like that. Whatever it was, it was flattering. It was nice. When Ian from the Colt wanted to take the big wheeled tripod stage camera and roll it over somewhere. And the guy, and I love a tech, you know, in radio you get to deal with a lot of these engineers, not Anderson, he's a rock and roll engineer, but the typical engineer, you know, the guy with the bad mustache and the lazy eye, not fat, but yet manages to have a gut. You know that guy? And he don't give a good god damn who's in the studio, don't touch the board, he'll chew out, I mean, he would, you know, he'd chew out ice tea or Kobe Bryant, he'd, you know, Julio Iglesias or Frank Sinatra, if he was back from the grave and leaned on the board, a good radio engineer would chew on his ear a little bit. Tech guys are all that same guy, we don't care who you are, rock and roll. Look, we've seen them come and go. I got to man this camera, this is my livelihood. So, Ian from the Colt was running all through the crowd, he went all the way to the top, the big fat security guys were going nuts, trying to chase him, he was ahead of everyone. Then he got back on stage and he started pulling one of the cameras, the big tripod camera with the wheels on it, trying to slide it over. The cameraman went and gave him an inch, started pushing on him. And the thing that was great is Ian pushed him a little and then he kind of pushed him back, like he's like, I don't care if there's you know 18,000 people watching, this is my camera. And then Ian went away and then one of the bouncers from the Colt just basically pummeled the guy and threw him into the audience.

5:59🔗 Drew The cameraman?

5:59🔗 Adam Threw the cameraman into the audience, which is funny because it's kind of like, well technically he should be on stage and he's doing a job but yet he did touch one of the guys in the band so I guess he's got to go. And it was like a weird delayed thing too because Ian in the camera guy went back and forth, back and forth for a couple of beats, quick volley and then Ian kind of left them alone and the guy was sort of back at his camera for a beat and then the guy pummeled him and threw him into the pit. That was nice but let me tell you something that delighted me more than anything yesterday and I know this is going to sound strange but every time I go to one of these concerts they have all the security guys there and these poor guys they got their earplugs in right big big husky corn-fed guys and their backs are to the stage and I watch you and you know 18,000 people up on their feet rocking out security guys just standing there right yeah and usually half of them are black they get a lot of black guys to be secured I realize this ain't their music I'm not trying to be racist but let's face it not a lot of black guys listen to Jane's Addiction and STP this is not their cold play or even the cult this is not their music so they're staying around they're generally looking miserable but there was one big black bouncer this guy was working my aisle and this guy was rocking and moving and moving and flowing the whole time and it was so delightful for me to see this guy finally enjoying himself I always take notice of the bouncers who are just look like they're stuck in the wrong place right like there's people who have you know they sold their car and quit their job so they could get money together to give to a scalper to hitch hike to come halfway across the country to beat this gig and this guy standing two feet from stage couldn't be more miserable yeah yeah and it makes me miserable when I see the bouncers miserable I like to see a guy having a good time and how hard is it just to kind of give a little bop this guy was working and I don't Anderson I don't know if you saw this guy was there for the first three quarters of the concert two-thirds of the concert was working in our aisle standing about three or four aisles below us to the right side as you face the stage and he was like bopping and grooving and doing the guitar riffs and stuff and at first I thought we're gonna got this black guy in the cold play well it doesn't seem like they're crowd but then the next band came around he was rocking and finally Donovan this guy was just rocking out to everything and barely checking stubs people were coming by like passing smacking them on the back making it part of like the drum riff and the guitar riff eventually I think they moved him but I read did you guys see that guy I saw that guy he knew all the words to every single song he knew every song and he was just grooving he was like dancing he was moving the whole time and people were blowing past him right and left and he was just like hey brother and Joe and Joe and he was like but it was nice to see a security guy rocking and grooving a little and I would like to start a security company where I would force all my guys to rock out and groove out I think the crowd would really enjoy it.

9:07🔗 Drew They'd be all business when the time came.

9:09🔗 Adam When it comes time to get down they get down but nothing worse than that big fat guy with the crew cut and his arms folded just standing there on stage and you're like enjoying it but you're kind of seeing him standing there too and I like to see him bopping a little. Yeah it was enjoyable so anyway great concert. Ready to go to the phones? Man show on tonight by the way. Comedy Central.

9:32🔗 Drew What is my thing in there?

9:35🔗 Adam Your man show bit will air in the news season which premieres a week from tonight. Ten o'clock Comedy Central. Sarah?

9:43🔗 Hey.

9:44🔗 Adam Hey you're seventeen what's up?

9:45🔗 Yeah. My problem is that like I'm not sure if I'm actually like having an orgasm when my boyfriend is eating me out because like I just like don't know you know like I just don't know whether it's an orgasm or not.

9:58🔗 Drew Well if you were having one you'd know it so we have found the people are questioning whether they've had one, haven't had one.

10:03🔗 Really?

10:03🔗 Adam There's probably you know I think it's time that we could eliminate the word out from eating out.

10:08🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:09🔗 Adam My boyfriend's eating me and we get the picture.

10:11🔗 Right.

10:12🔗 Adam And you never hear it's never EO'd or anything like that. Doesn't get it.

10:16🔗 Drew Yeah, there's no BJ equivalent to.

10:19🔗 Adam Yeah, there's you know what happened to the BJ? Well the BJ is the blowjob but the eating out? No EO. Why is that? It doesn't work.

10:27🔗 Drew Maybe you should throw out something here.

10:28🔗 Adam Doesn't sound right EO.

10:29🔗 I have another question.

10:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

10:31🔗 Also like sometimes I just get like really bored like it's a weird thing because I have liked him for like the longest time.

10:36🔗 Drew Did you hear what she said?

10:38🔗 Adam She gets really blood because she has distemper for the longest time.

10:40🔗 Bored, bored, bored.

10:42🔗 Adam Bored?

10:42🔗 Drew When what?

10:44🔗 Like I just get bored. Like when we're like doing stuff I just get bored.

10:47🔗 Drew Yeah, well you're not.

10:47🔗 Adam What do you mean stuff?

10:49🔗 Like you know like we've literally been doing like everything except having sex and like I've just been getting bored.

10:54🔗 Drew Well you're not into it. Are you not into this guy?

10:57🔗 No, I am so into this guy.

10:58🔗 Adam Oh yeah, sure.

10:59🔗 I really am.

11:01🔗 Adam So you like when he's FB in you or EO in you?

11:06🔗 No, I really am into him.

11:08🔗 I just, I don't know why I get bored because this never happens to me.

11:11🔗 Drew Maybe he doesn't exactly know what he's doing perhaps.

11:13🔗 Adam Maybe you're not having that orgasm.

11:15🔗 Drew Oh that's for sure. I think he's not even getting near that though.

11:18🔗 Well how do I get near it?

11:19🔗 Adam Well you're 17. Are you a virgin? No. Why are you not having sex with this guy?

11:26🔗 Caller Well we just haven't had it yet. I think it's going to happen like pretty soon though.

11:29🔗 Drew What happened in the past when you had it?

11:31🔗 Caller Well it was like a long time ago and we only did it like a couple of times.

11:35🔗 Adam And you didn't like it too much?

11:37🔗 Caller Well I did. I mean it wasn't like as horrible as I thought it would be.

11:43🔗 Adam So you give it just like a four on the crampometer right? I mean you thought it was going to be a seven or eight.

11:47🔗 Drew This again is the difference between men and women.

11:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

11:49🔗 Drew I thought it was going to be horrible.

11:51🔗 Adam It turns out it was just Luke bad.

11:54🔗 Basically.

11:55🔗 Adam And this is by the way, this is the customer we're trying to sell to in high school. The guy. Good luck. Yeah. Sarah over here. You know what I mean? Yeah. No way. Listen, you're young. You're not developed. Yeah. She doesn't sound real connected to herself.

12:16🔗 Drew She's not connected to herself. She's not connected to him. We haven't heard anything to suggest that she shouldn't be able to. We haven't asked about masturbating yet.

12:23🔗 Adam Nah, I don't care. Listen, she likes the guy. She really loves him. You know, take it slow and just kind of relax and work it out. This could be her workout guy.

12:32🔗 Drew Yeah. She needs to talk to some women. I really get the feeling she needs another woman to really sit down and go, hey, this is how this works. This is how you feel.

12:38🔗 Adam Meanwhile, her friends are lying saying that she had 150 orgasms.

12:42🔗 Drew Yeah, but you know what? She probably shouldn't talk to another 17-year-old. She needs to talk to like a 28-year-old.

12:46🔗 Adam Drew, I noticed you have a band-aid on your head, but it looks like it's made of stained glass. You couldn't just find a regular band-aid?

12:51🔗 Drew That's a Winnie the Pooh band-aid.

12:52🔗 Adam Oh, is that Winnie the Pooh? From here, it just looks like a bunch of purple and turquoise and yellow.

12:58🔗 Drew You know that hatchback in my car?

12:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

13:00🔗 Drew I leaned in, looked back, slammed it, tore my head wide open.

13:04🔗 Adam Really?

13:04🔗 Drew It hurts so much.

13:05🔗 Adam You have no adult band-aids in the house? They're all novelty children's band-aids?

13:10🔗 Drew Pretty much.

13:11🔗 Adam It's really quite distracting.

13:15🔗 Drew I'm sorry.

13:15🔗 Adam Dennis? Yeah. You're 20. What's up?

13:18🔗 Caller How's it going, Adam? How's it going, Drew? I have a question for you, actually. I'm a Morning After Pill supporter.

13:24🔗 Drew Yay.

13:25🔗 Caller And I called a local radio station in my area that was doing a talk on it, and they were saying how they feel it shouldn't be sold over the counter and all that good BS. You know what I mean?

13:36🔗 Why?

13:37🔗 Caller They feel that if it's sold over the counter, that the kids are going to abuse it and use it for a contraceptive as far as, well, we can go out and have sex and then just take this and we won't get pregnant.

13:48🔗 Drew Yeah, that's ridiculous. But okay, that's their opinion.

13:51🔗 Caller What I was wondering though is I usually do this, you know, whenever I find out radio shows are going to have talks, I usually call and help you guys out by doing the supporting and all that.

14:00🔗 Drew Thank you.

14:00🔗 Adam Thanks, Dennis.

14:01🔗 Caller And I'm wondering, there's a lot of rumors going around about it as far as what's the percentage-wise on how effective of this pill, how effective is it?

14:09🔗 Drew It's about 70% overall, but the data, some decent data shows that if you use it in the first 24 hours, it's about 90% effective. In the second 24 hours, in other words, in the first 48 hours, about 80% and then low 70s for the next, the third day. So it's about 70, 75% overall.

14:28🔗 Caller Okay. And it does, the morning after pill, I guess another thing they're saying too, that I don't know if it's necessarily true, that it will, as far as like, say, if the sperm and egg already meet within that 72 hour period.

14:39🔗 Drew Right.

14:40🔗 Caller Will the morning after pill stop the, will it do anything to that, as far as?

14:45🔗 Drew Really nothing. Let's put it this way. It has a theoretic possibility of doing a little something.

14:51🔗 Caller Okay.

14:51🔗 Drew The same theoretic possibility exists with the birth control pill used normally.

14:55🔗 Caller Right.

14:56🔗 Drew So the same exact probability of it interfering with the implantation exists with the birth control pill, taking the way it's always taken. The same theoretic possibility exists with a couple of medications that are used commonly, namely Celebrex and Vioxx, and no one ever ever talks about getting rid of those medicines based on this.

15:13🔗 Caller Exactly.

15:14🔗 Drew So why the F do get rid of this one thing that could significantly impact on our pregnancies, unwanted pregnancies and abortion rate in this country? Why that one? It doesn't make any sense. We had a woman from a right to life organization here who finally admitted that it was all forms of contraception that she wanted to see taken away, and that's a logical argument. If they want to show their cards and that's really where they want to go.

15:37🔗 Adam It's not logical, but at least, no, it's consistent.

15:40🔗 Drew Consistent, yeah.

15:41🔗 Adam Right, and listen, all the people that argue for all this stuff that you can't understand, you got to take a look at them. There's a reason why they don't want people having sex. They're not getting any. Of course they don't want anyone to have sex. Check asses. And look, people that raise a stink about, you know, you think, well, look, you spend your life campaigning against abortions, here's a way to cut into some abortions. You would embrace this with both hands. No, why not? Magically. Oh, they want to argue. That's it. They don't want people getting laid. Look, it's the same with all these environmental retards. You know, somebody comes up with some genetically altered wheat so it doesn't, you know, they can get more yield and feed the Biafrans and they don't need as much pesticides and herbicides and everything. And they still, they still, now they raise hell about it.

16:34🔗 Drew Yeah, because it's about the man doing something to them.

16:37🔗 Adam It's about them raising hell.

16:38🔗 Drew No, no, but it's against the man. The man's got to be doing something to me, therefore anyone that represents the man must be doing something bad to me because mom, dad, whatever, somebody did something to me when I was three.

16:47🔗 Adam Right, right.

16:48🔗 Drew And there you go.

16:48🔗 Adam Listen, listen, all of you, all of you, anyone who's ever written a letter, anyone who's ever sued anybody, anyone who's ever had a lawsuit against the city or something, just please kill yourself. Please, let me get on with my life. Please, all you letter, anyone who's written more than three letters in their lifetime, take yourself out. Do me a favor, you jackasses. How did I manage to get to 37 goddamn years of age without ever writing a letter?

17:15🔗 Drew You got a radio show instead.

17:16🔗 Adam And I'm illiterate.

17:18🔗 Drew Yeah, that's true.

17:19🔗 Adam Okay, well maybe you, maybe you make, maybe we make a good point. Let's just move on. Mary?

17:24🔗 Caller Yep.

17:25🔗 Adam You're 16, what's up?

17:27🔗 Caller Yeah, um, real quick, I went to the Weenie Roast and it kicked ass. Except for I really wanted to see Dr. Drew because he's really hot.

17:34🔗 Adam Yeah, he's hot.

17:35🔗 Drew I was there.

17:36🔗 Adam He was there twice.

17:36🔗 Caller No, I know, but I saw you from a big screen on the lawn with a bunch of potheads, so I was kind of, you know, a little...

17:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:41🔗 Drew You know, when we went up real high there and we got our, we were, we were announced a band from way up in the audience, those seemed to be the people having the most fun.

17:48🔗 Caller Yeah, I know.

17:48🔗 Drew You notice that?

17:49🔗 Adam Potheads on the lawn.

17:51🔗 Drew That one seemed to be the highest, the greatest sort of appreciation of what was going on.

17:54🔗 Caller Oh, no, it was totally fun, but we couldn't see you guys.

17:57🔗 Adam Well, listen.

17:58🔗 Caller But then again, we could see Shaq, so.

18:00🔗 Adam Yeah, you got a good look at Shaq, right?

18:01🔗 Drew The helicopter practically could give you a haircut.

18:04🔗 Adam Yeah, it was really, really low.

18:06🔗 Drew Is there, is it, I thought, I'm thinking like a parent when I see a damn helicopter. Did they violate some laws or something? I mean, it seems awfully dangerous. A helicopter eight feet above the head of 14,000 people.

18:17🔗 Adam Yeah, I always wonder how that works. Apparently, it does, though.

18:20🔗 Drew I mean, Nick Morrow, what was his name?

18:22🔗 Adam Vic.

18:22🔗 Drew Vic Morrow, notwithstanding.

18:24🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know how it works either. I keep thinking one of these times this thing is going to fall down and take out an entire crowd, and then there'll be a law. Well, I'll be fine. I'm willing to wait till that happens. As long as I'm not there. Mary?

18:35🔗 Caller Okay, yeah.

18:36🔗 Adam So what's your question?

18:38🔗 Caller All right. So I have a 42-year-old boyfriend.

18:42🔗 Adam Oh, do you say 42?

18:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

18:46🔗 Drew Wow. Just out of curiosity, what does he do for a living?

18:48🔗 Caller He is a... I'll be there in a second. Wait a second.

18:55🔗 Drew Grandma?

18:55🔗 Caller No, Mom.

18:56🔗 Drew Oh, Mom. She's there with the father, McConaughey?

18:59🔗 Adam No. What does he do?

19:02🔗 Caller He works in percentages.

19:03🔗 Drew Works in percentages?

19:05🔗 Caller He makes a lot of money, don't worry. He's not a construction worker.

19:09🔗 Drew He's a real estate... Is he a salesman?

19:12🔗 Caller Yeah, real estate. There you go. Something like that.

19:15🔗 Drew Something like that.

19:16🔗 Adam It's bad when you end a real... It's really ending an answer with that, there you go, is like saying, that's the ticket.

19:23🔗 Drew That's enough.

19:24🔗 Caller Yeah, I know. I just don't know, because like it's...

19:27🔗 Drew You don't know what he does? You know he pre-fries sales arms or something.

19:31🔗 Adam I know. He's a really bad guy.

19:33🔗 Caller Anyways, no, he's not.

19:34🔗 Adam He's a horrible, horrible individual.

19:36🔗 Caller Let me speak my piece. Okay.

19:37🔗 Drew Mary, does he know how old you are?

19:38🔗 Caller Yes, he does. All right. Now the problem is, is that okay? We were getting to the point where we would be in it, and he freaked out.

19:47🔗 Drew Oh, good.

19:48🔗 Adam While you're getting intimate?

19:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:50🔗 Caller No, no, no.

19:51🔗 Caller Not while, but we were in the relationship.

19:53🔗 Drew Okay. Let's figure this out. I mean, he couldn't possibly have had a moment of conscience.

19:57🔗 Caller Huh?

19:58🔗 Drew Right?

19:58🔗 Adam No.

19:59🔗 Drew He must have had something else.

20:00🔗 Adam What's his nationality? One of the suspect ones?

20:03🔗 Caller White guy.

20:04🔗 Adam White guy.

20:05🔗 Caller Irish, white guy, white pride.

20:07🔗 Adam A mick. I knew it. Trouble, those micks. All right. Where'd you meet this guy?

20:14🔗 Caller The Beach. Santa Monica.

20:16🔗 Adam And where's your daddy?

20:19🔗 Caller In heaven.

20:21🔗 Drew How old was he when, how old were you when he left?

20:23🔗 Eleven.

20:24🔗 Drew You still looking for him?

20:26🔗 Probably.

20:27🔗 Drew Okay. There might be better ways to do that.

20:29🔗 No.

20:29🔗 Adam She may want to scout hell. I mean, you have no talent.

20:32🔗 Drew What's that?

20:33🔗 Caller The thing is that I really know I feel connected to this person. And what I want to know is that, okay, he feels like he's doing like the right thing by waiting until I'm old enough.

20:43🔗 Drew The right thing.

20:43🔗 Adam So you're 18. He's a dynamite individual. Dynamite. I'd like to get to know him better.

20:48🔗 Caller Yeah. He's a delightful person.

20:50🔗 Adam I'm sure he is.

20:51🔗 Caller No, he is. No, he thinks he's doing the right thing by waiting for me now.

20:55🔗 Drew Yeah. What do you think?

20:56🔗 Caller He, well, I wish he didn't because that's not what I want.

21:01🔗 Drew What do you want?

21:02🔗 Caller Him right now.

21:03🔗 Drew You want to sleep with him?

21:04🔗 Caller No, I want a relationship with him. I'm not concerned with sleeping with him whatsoever.

21:09🔗 Drew You just want a boyfriend.

21:09🔗 Adam I thought he was your boyfriend.

21:11🔗 Caller He is my boyfriend, but now that he's scared of that, he just wants to be our friend now.

21:15🔗 Drew How long have you been seeing him?

21:17🔗 Caller Three months.

21:18🔗 Drew Three months? Does your mom know?

21:20🔗 Caller Nope.

21:21🔗 Drew Mom's going to have him put away for life.

21:22🔗 Adam Are you in high school? Are you doing OK in school?

21:26🔗 Very well.

21:27🔗 All right.

21:27🔗 Adam Are you going to go off to college somewhere one day?

21:30🔗 Yeah.

21:30🔗 Drew Good.

21:31🔗 Adam Go far away.

21:31🔗 Drew Let's pray, God, that this guy...

21:33🔗 Caller He's going to go with me.

21:34🔗 Adam He's going with you.

21:36🔗 He's going to go with me.

21:38🔗 Caller He's going to pay for it.

21:40🔗 Drew Pay for college?

21:41🔗 Yeah.

21:42🔗 Drew What is this?

21:42🔗 Caller He doesn't know that yet, though.

21:44🔗 Adam Why? Oh, man, he's going with you. Geez. What must it be? Hey, what about the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus? Do you still believe in those two?

21:53🔗 Caller No.

21:53🔗 Adam What kind of bizarre fantasy or life are you living in? Mary, look, your father passed away when you were young, and that's real tragic. And now the rest of your life is going to be some sort of retarded fantasy reaction to that?

22:07🔗 Caller Well, no, because I, you know what? I tried that whole people my age thing, and it doesn't work.

22:14🔗 Drew That's fine. Do nothing for a while.

22:16🔗 Caller Well, no. I think that everybody my age is completely retarded.

22:20🔗 Drew That's fine. Go ahead and think that.

22:23🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Hold on. Mary, you're your age too, retarded.

22:27🔗 No, I know. It's hypocritical.

22:29🔗 Adam I don't know.

22:30🔗 Drew I can't talk to her anymore. I feel very sorry for Mary.

22:34🔗 Adam I do too.

22:35🔗 Drew Don't you hear the pain? I feel it anyway.

22:37🔗 Adam But be that as my pain.

22:39🔗 Drew Yeah. But Mary, here's this gentleman's job who you fused with, that you guys got sucked into this unhealthy situation. His job is to put a boundary down. His job is to not let you do these things you want to do. That's adults' jobs. That's what adults are supposed to do. He is not supposed to collude with you in this fantasy. He is supposed to frustrate you, in fact. And then you go ahead and grow through those feelings of frustration. You know, learn how to manage those feelings. I bet you some mornings and feelings of loss will come with that in relation to your dad, frankly. And that will help you grow up and get through these things. If he gratifies this, he's going to keep you stuck where you are now, which is someone longing to reconnect with dad who's gone.

23:21🔗 Adam All right. I understood about a third of that. That meant that America understood about a sixteenth of it. So, and by the way, you don't like people your age, you're sixteen. Good. Date an eighteen-year-old. Why do you got to step into the forties, for Christ's sake? All right. We'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll answer the question, does masturbation cause hair loss?

23:46🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

23:50🔗 Adam There's some cult for you. Cult was really good. I really enjoyed them last night at the Big Weenie Rose.

24:00🔗 Drew So, we were having a big political discussion during the break.

24:03🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't know. You want to get into that?

24:06🔗 Drew A little bit. I just want to say that, you know, I heard what Joe Lieberman is suggesting for our country.

24:10🔗 Adam Who's Joe Lieberman?

24:11🔗 Drew He's the former presidential candidate, senator, who is going to tell us how we have to live our lives.

24:18🔗 Adam Was he Gore's vice president? Yeah. Right.

24:21🔗 Drew I mean, the people on the far right and the people on the far left are meeting in the middle in fascism. They're all becoming Nazis. They're going to tell us, they know best, how to live our lives.

24:30🔗 Adam Well, what's he telling us to do?

24:33🔗 Drew Every time I hear his name, it's in association with something about how he's going to legislate, how films are created, who we're able to watch them, what we're able to... I mean, all that stuff, all those freedoms that people should be able to judge. You know what occurred to me? Here's what occurred to me, is what I wanted to say. I spent every night of my life telling people on the radio, they drive me crazy, because they don't listen to some of the things that are said on the show. They don't know that it's been unhealthy and healthy behavior. But I'm never going to tell them they must do it a certain way. Not a million years. I would never say... I mean, you might napalm neighborhoods and things just to protect the rest of us. But I would never tell people, hey, you have to live a certain way. I'm going to say crazy for... Nah, just listen. You should learn. You should figure this out. It pains me that you don't. But just the temerity of people to stand up and go, we're going to tell you how to live, is so wrong. It makes me insane.

25:22🔗 Adam Yeah, I agree. Unless I say it, then that's law.

25:28🔗 Drew No, you just kill people when they trouble the rest of us, when they restrict the rest of our freedoms. They hasn't killed. That's a different kind of logic. Paul? Yeah.

25:37🔗 Adam I have no problem with that. I stand by it 100%.

25:39🔗 Drew I understand that. I hear about it every night.

25:40🔗 Adam Go ahead, Paul.

25:42🔗 Thanks for taking the call. I hope it isn't taking up too much of your precious time with maybe a seemingly inferior question, but I wanted to put it to the master. I have to first cop to the fact that I have a little bit of an OCD problem. I'm convinced that when I'm a little more active in pleasuring myself, the hair starts to thin out on top and conversely it seems like I start getting hairier legs and the rest of my body starts to get hairier. I know it sounds totally whacked and whatever, but...

26:13🔗 Drew Let's examine it a little bit.

26:14🔗 Adam Hold on. All right. There may be...

26:17🔗 Let's give them the fact, too, that people said with eunuchs, they obviously never lost their hair and hence no testosterone and all that.

26:24🔗 Drew Hold on. Hold on.

26:25🔗 Adam Let's comb through this part of the pun. First off, a lot of that extra hair in your legs could be just stuck to the semen that just made it down. That's happened to me a few times.

26:33🔗 Drew It just mats the hair.

26:35🔗 Adam Yeah. It never leaves. It's not actually growing.

26:37🔗 Drew It's not stuck.

26:38🔗 Adam It's coming off the cat, coming off the carpet. It's all over the place.

26:43🔗 Drew Yeah. Nice.

26:44🔗 Adam Okay. What about this? What about testosterone? Raising your levels of testosterone when you're masturbating.

26:53🔗 Drew There is a curve that your testosterone levels will follow from low if you're not masturbating at all. It will start to climb if you're sexually aroused and active and if you're overdoing it, it will start to fall again. So it's sort of an optimal range of maximum testosterone release. But what I need to know for Paul is how long he's doing this before he notices the hair changes. Please, we don't mind.

27:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:17🔗 Drew Paul?

27:18🔗 Well, it seems, I mean, I've been worried about this for a couple years now and so I like I hold off for a while and then when I start to do it again I get guilty for a number of reasons.

27:26🔗 Drew But how long do you do it for before you notice these changes?

27:30🔗 I don't know, a week?

27:32🔗 Drew No, no way. Really? It would take at least like four to six, three to six months to see anything at all.

27:38🔗 Adam Yeah, that is OCD.

27:39🔗 Drew And even then, hair growth and loss of hair aren't things that restore. If that's the direction you go, you keep going down that direction. You may not as quickly at lower testosterone levels, but that's the road you're going down. Also with OCD, it's really common to have perceptual distortions of all kinds of things like this, preoccupations and distortions of things.

27:57🔗 Adam Speaking of distortions, Dr. Bruce, everybody, I saw him at the Weenie Roast last night.

28:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:04🔗 Adam And Dr. Bruce fills in for Dr. Drew. Anyone who listens to the show knows Dr. Bruce's name, or as I like to call him, Dr. Spaz, Paging Dr. Spaz. He's a lovable, quirky, Ichabod crane, scarecrow, sort of a character, but I like the guy.

28:20🔗 Drew He's a great guy.

28:21🔗 Adam And he hangs around with us and stuff. And I don't know what to do with the guy.

28:24🔗 Drew Did you play baseball today?

28:26🔗 Adam Well, that's what I want to say. I ran into Dr. Bruce last night and we were hanging with him the whole night. He's a guy who probably didn't have many male or female friends. No friends growing up. You can tell he likes to hang out with guys, but he probably feels like he's the nerd trying to hang out with the cool guys or something.

28:46🔗 Drew You are an asshole.

28:47🔗 Adam Thank you. But all the guys I hang out with are nice and they like him, so I invite them over.

28:51🔗 Drew Nice?

28:52🔗 Adam Here's what I tell them.

28:53🔗 Drew You do not hang out with nice guys. Fun guys.

28:56🔗 Adam They're fun guys who like Bruce. And I said to Bruce last night, Bruce, and by the way, you know what this show is deteriorated to? You and I having off air conversations on the air, I realized. I want to talk to Drew about Bruce, but I don't feel like doing it while taking a leak, let's just get it over with. But Bruce said, and tell me what you would do with this, and Bruce said, you saw Bruce last night quite a bit too. He said, are we coming over to play basketball tomorrow? I said, yes, three o'clock, three o'clock is when we're playing. And he likes to waltz in about five, 5.30. He shows up late. He drives all the way in from Redlands. He drives like a hundred miles, you know? So I said, Bruce, three o'clock tomorrow. He pulls in at 6.35 when everyone, we're leaving. Now he's got his truck and his laser and he's driven all the way from Redlands. And I feel bad, but I got to work tonight. I haven't eaten and it's 6.30 something and everyone's leaving. And I just said, Bruce, I told you three o'clock and I'll see you later.

30:00🔗 Drew Invite him to go to dinner with you?

30:01🔗 Adam Talk to him for, for, you know, 10 minutes and then he sent him back to Redlands.

30:05🔗 Drew Invite him to go to dinner.

30:06🔗 Adam No, I feel bad for Bruce. I do, because I told him six times yesterday, three o'clock, he shows up after 6.30. He doesn't call. He just shows up after 6.30 and now I'm going home to take a shower and eat and eat off and no, I look, he didn't, he didn't indicate that at all. And that wasn't his thing.

30:27🔗 Drew Maybe assertion is not his highest suit. Maybe that's really what he wanted to do.

30:30🔗 Adam Don't show up three and a half hours after you, you know, expect people are going home.

30:35🔗 Drew I've had anal sex and I've passed out a couple of times.

30:37🔗 Adam Well, he didn't pass out this time. Oh, oh, all right.

30:42🔗 Drew Good times.

30:42🔗 Adam I know you're a nice guy, but my thing is like, look, tough love.

30:45🔗 Drew Yeah, I know it's what you were thinking. Like, I'm going to, you're going to punish him for not showing up on that.

30:50🔗 Adam No, I was thinking, I was just thinking, I'm going home. I don't want to, I don't want to deal with the guy.

30:55🔗 Drew All right, well, that's different. That's honest enough.

30:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:58🔗 Drew He should have asked you, can I have dinner with you? You would have said no.

31:01🔗 Adam No, I don't have, but what I mean is, I don't have an ounce of guilt because I told the guys three and a half hours late and I told them three times, be there at three.

31:09🔗 Drew I suspect he wanted to have dinner with you. And that he didn't, he was, because you're so abusive, he'd have the-

31:13🔗 Adam I sent him packing. Viva?

31:16🔗 Caller Hi, what's up?

31:17🔗 Adam You're 17?

31:18🔗 Caller Yeah, really quick. Adam, I was sitting like three seats away from you with the wienerose last night.

31:22🔗 Drew No way.

31:22🔗 Caller Yeah, I loved your black cowboy hat.

31:24🔗 Drew I was sitting three seats away from him.

31:26🔗 Caller Really?

31:26🔗 Adam Yeah. No, you weren't, bro.

31:30🔗 Drew We were the same row.

31:31🔗 Adam Did you see me rocking?

31:32🔗 Caller Yeah. I wanted to come over and say hi, but you looked like you were really into it and I didn't want to bother you.

31:37🔗 Drew Intuit, it translated means loaded.

31:39🔗 Yeah.

31:40🔗 Drew Seemed like you were wasted.

31:41🔗 Adam Felt the music in my veins, brother.

31:43🔗 Me too.

31:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, thanks, Aviva.

31:47🔗 Yeah.

31:48🔗 Adam Was that it?

31:50🔗 No.

31:50🔗 Caller So here's my problem. I'm 17, just graduated from high school. Been with my boyfriend for two and a half, for like two years, and we live in the LA area, and I'm going away to college across the country.

32:02🔗 Drew Where you going?

32:02🔗 Caller Cornell.

32:03🔗 Drew Cornell.

32:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:04🔗 Drew Adam, I spent time at Ithaca. Remember that?

32:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Good times.

32:08🔗 Yeah.

32:08🔗 Adam Oh, man.

32:09🔗 Drew No.

32:09🔗 Adam No, no, it's nice.

32:10🔗 Yeah.

32:12🔗 Drew Go ahead.

32:12🔗 Caller The problem is that my boyfriend, all through high school, we've been really different. He's more athletic, I'm more studious, and so he doesn't only have any plans. He was just going to stay here and go to junior college or whatever.

32:21🔗 Drew Good time.

32:23🔗 Caller I was looking for, I mean, we've been together for a while. I think it's time for our relationship to end.

32:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:29🔗 Caller It's over. I was thinking, okay, this is going to be my out. I'm going to say, oh, I can't handle the distance. But I tell him where I'm going, and he smiles, and he's like, oh, great, I've been wanting to get away. Why don't I come with you and I can get a job out there and we can get together. And I don't know what to say to him because I don't want to hurt his feelings.

32:46🔗 Drew It's all right. He has staked his claim. You've made your case, and he's staked his claim, and it's not working. You've got to be more assertive. You've got to say, you know, I'm going to college. I want to start a new. No, I'm not ready for a relationship now.

32:59🔗 Adam This is now. No, I think some BS. One of you, by the way, where where where was he going to go? Valley College or Pierce or one of those other dumps with a fence around it?

33:10🔗 Yeah, yeah.

33:11🔗 Adam He's not going anywhere. Believe you me. Now, let me tell you a few things. Is this guy this guy's a jock? Yeah, he's a valley jock kind of guy. Yeah, he's good looking. Yeah, because you're not going to find any of those guys at Cornell. No, I know. Like soft Jewish guys covered with hair.

33:28🔗 Drew Well, Bill Maher went to Cornell.

33:29🔗 Adam Yeah, Bill Maher is the best looking guy to leave Cornell. Well, you're going to find a lot of guys with moles on their back. So you may be missing him too. Yeah. Here's what I say. Let's not ruin the summer. Yeah. Hang out.

33:44🔗 Drew She's done, though. She's done. You can tell.

33:46🔗 Adam You're done already?

33:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:47🔗 Caller I'm done. And I'm leaving in like a month because I'm going to do some summer stuff there. I don't want to get acclimated to the area, you know?

33:55🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:55🔗 Adam Well, look, if you want to avoid something like really a real blowout barn burner, you can just kind of taper it down. Like if it was the volume of a radio, it's like you click it down a notch.

34:08🔗 Drew Oh, what do guys do when they do that?

34:11🔗 Adam Just every other day you click it down one notch and then you go to Cornell, you tell them, look, let me check out the lay of the land. And then you tell them from Cornell, look, this is not going to work.

34:22🔗 Drew That's a good angle. That's a cowardly way to go. Thank you. It's a good way to go.

34:25🔗 Adam Beautiful.

34:26🔗 Drew Which is you get out there first, let some distance develop and then cut it off. That's all right. Okay. But I do think Adam is right. The problem with you tuning, you start turning the volume down to a 17-year-old male. Are you kidding? That's when they start stalking. Right? All right.

34:41🔗 Adam Well, my God, talk about different worlds. He's stuck in the valley. She's going to Cornell. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Josh 14. For a couple of months, he noticed that he has had bad body odor. Let's see what's up with that after this.

35:03🔗 Hi, this is Tracy Lawrence, and you're listening to Loveline.

35:06🔗 Adam Yeah! I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm pointing A in because she's gonna tell me what guest we have upcoming in the next few weeks.

35:22🔗 Well, in the next few weeks, well, this week we have TSOL, the band. As well as Karen Manning from Crazy Beautiful.

35:29🔗 Drew Did you almost burp, Ann?

35:31🔗 Adam Is that a belch there, Ann?

35:34🔗 Drew I think she swallowed down a burp.

35:35🔗 Caller All right.

35:37🔗 Adam Josh?

35:38🔗 Oh, hi.

35:39🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

35:40🔗 Caller I just wanted to say that we all know that Adam is hilarious and Drew, you're brilliant, but I want to switch it around and say that, Adam, you've got really good instincts and Drew, you've got a good sense of humor. Whatever.

35:52🔗 Adam Well, thank you, Josh.

35:53🔗 Caller Josh.

35:54🔗 Adam Very perceptive for a young lad at 14.

35:57🔗 Caller I want to know, when is David Allen Grier going to be on again?

36:01🔗 Adam That is a fine question. You know, I have his home number. I could probably call him and ask him if he wanted to come up and he'd probably come up. Oh, sure. I'll never do that though. But, yeah, soon.

36:15🔗 Caller Okay, cool.

36:16🔗 Adam He's a very funny guy.

36:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:17🔗 Adam So, what's up?

36:19🔗 Caller Yeah, for the last couple of months, I've been noticing some really, some bad body odor. And, I mean, I, like, shower regularly. I have good hygiene and stuff.

36:29🔗 Adam Yeah. You're becoming a man.

36:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:32🔗 Adam That's what that is. Starting to stink.

36:35🔗 Drew Yeah. You're right, right about at that age where that starts to happen. You got to start taking care of that. You got to learn how to manage that. Yeah. You got to shower more frequently, use deodorants.

36:46🔗 Adam What? What was that last word?

36:47🔗 Drew He has to. And then, I know for you, that's a stretch.

36:50🔗 Adam Are you using deodorant?

36:52🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm using deodorant. I'm showering every day.

36:56🔗 Drew Aftershave and stuff?

36:57🔗 Adam Yeah, do what I do. You just mask it with some cologne you got somewhere at some golf tournament or something. Hey, if some guy's got the funk, you may be one of those guys. What's your nationality?

37:10🔗 Caller I'm white. I'm an Irish.

37:12🔗 Adam Aha, another Mick. I knew it. Yeah, Mick's not normally a, it's not a stinky rice, the Mick's true. But fine, maybe you got it. Just pile on the deodorant.

37:25🔗 Caller Yeah, it might also be something else. My butt, it says bigger than me. No, just kidding.

37:32🔗 Drew Do you have anything to worry about your diet?

37:35🔗 Caller No, not really. I mean, nothing weird.

37:37🔗 Adam Okay. Well, that's just, I think that's your gateway into manhood.

37:44🔗 Drew I think so.

37:44🔗 Adam I mean, people always talk about pubic hair and voice change and putting on muscle and all that. But you start stinking, you don't meet any stinky kids. Stinky kid means kid crapped on himself.

37:57🔗 Drew That's right.

37:58🔗 Adam You don't meet any nine-year-old that's got some funky BO going.

38:02🔗 Drew Speaking of that, we were out of this concert and a large group of people, hotter than hell day. There's some fun going on. People were coming up to us and stuff. Did you get some of that?

38:12🔗 Adam Yeah, got a little.

38:13🔗 Drew Some of the women too. That kind of surprised me.

38:15🔗 Adam Oh really?

38:15🔗 Drew Yeah. It's like, hey, whoa.

38:17🔗 Adam Well, you're not drinking enough beer. You start drinking, you don't sweat, pardon the pun, those kind of details. You miss out the little nuances of life.

38:26🔗 Drew Wow. It was like, yeah. I'm not sensitive to that stuff.

38:31🔗 Adam Where is the smell coming from on the ladies? Upstairs?

38:34🔗 Drew Upstairs, yeah.

38:35🔗 Adam Okay. Mark? Mark?

38:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:39🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

38:41🔗 Caller All right. Well, basically, I've known this girl for about six months. And I started a band with her. And I go over to her house about twice a week.

38:54🔗 Adam What kind of band?

38:56🔗 Caller Like a rock band.

38:57🔗 Drew How old is she?

38:58🔗 Caller She's 15.

38:59🔗 Adam Okay.

39:00🔗 Drew What's the question?

39:00🔗 Adam What's the name of the band? That's the question.

39:03🔗 Caller Well, we haven't come up with a name yet.

39:04🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Very good. So you guys are in the band together?

39:08🔗 Caller Yeah. And well, her boyfriend graduated. And he's going to Europe for the whole summer. So, you know, I wanted to like make a move.

39:20🔗 Adam Her boyfriend graduated what? High school?

39:23🔗 Caller Yeah. Uh-huh.

39:24🔗 Adam The older guy.

39:26🔗 Caller Yeah. Right.

39:27🔗 Drew And?

39:27🔗 Caller And I wanted to know how to go about doing that.

39:30🔗 Adam How much in love with him do you think she is?

39:33🔗 Caller Well, I think she doesn't really like him anymore because, you know, he went to Europe for a little summer.

39:39🔗 Drew So she's mad at him for leaving?

39:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:41🔗 Adam That's good. A little rebound action here.

39:44🔗 Drew Sometimes, though, that makes them, they sort of harbor something, you know, they're going to show him until they get back.

39:50🔗 Adam Show him what?

39:52🔗 Drew By going out with someone else.

39:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, so be it.

39:55🔗 Drew Well, then, when they get back, that's what they're doing it for.

39:58🔗 Adam Well, he's 14. That's a million years away, the end of the summer. What? What, Mark?

40:04🔗 Caller He's going to college.

40:05🔗 Drew Oh, ask her out to a movie or something. Just go do something with her by herself. That's all you got to do.

40:11🔗 Adam Hey, you guys are in a band together. This is going to be a lay out.

40:14🔗 Drew Maybe go to a concert together or something.

40:16🔗 Adam Look, when you're in a band and there's females in it, you get to nail everybody.

40:21🔗 Yeah, that's the idea.

40:23🔗 Adam Yeah, Fleetwood Mac or the Bombers and the Boppas.

40:25🔗 Caller That was the idea.

40:27🔗 Adam Yeah, it happens every time. Don't you watch those behind the music things? Everyone has sex with everybody. Yeah, they're like some hot lead singer, some Stevie Nicks type or Debra Harry or something like that.

40:40🔗 Drew Michelle Phillips.

40:41🔗 Adam Michelle Phillips, beautiful blonde young women. They bang the Toothless bass player. It's a good reason to let a chick in your band. You're fine, just ask her out. All right.

40:55🔗 Caller And I had one more thing. You know how you call Adam when you get Woody in public and you call it putting it up? Well, me and my friends, we call it slapping it up.

41:04🔗 Adam Nice. All right. Now do we call it putting it up? Maybe I missed out on that. Are people calling it putting it up?

41:15🔗 Drew You're talking about bringing it up to try to get it to go down.

41:18🔗 Adam Right. Oh, I see. Yeah. Pressing it against your belly.

41:22🔗 Drew I heard you pitch in a tent is what you've said.

41:25🔗 Adam Right. Right. That's a common one. Paul?

41:29🔗 Hello.

41:30🔗 Adam You're 15.

41:31🔗 Caller Yeah. I got some itching down under. Yeah. About two weeks ago, I was having an course with my girlfriend.

41:40🔗 Drew Do you have a digital camera? Do you have a digital camera?

41:43🔗 Caller No, I don't.

41:44🔗 Drew I really want to try this. You know what I mean? If somebody has a rash, they want me to look at it. Digital camera, email, I'll look at it.

41:51🔗 Adam Drew, what about underage guys filming their genitalia and then sending it via the computer to you? Don't you think that could get you into some hot water?

41:58🔗 Caller Oh, man.

42:00🔗 Drew Now, nobody else will see it but me. They will be disposed of after that.

42:03🔗 Caller Sorry, man. I don't have that kind of equipment on my computer.

42:07🔗 Adam All right, Drew, please.

42:08🔗 Caller All right.

42:09🔗 Caller Besides exposing myself on the Internet, I don't want people to get it, you know, because they expose me.

42:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:16🔗 Drew Well, they'll know exactly who it is. They'll recognize your Johnson, of course, and say, oh, there's Paul Johnson.

42:22🔗 Adam Hold on. Isn't he a news guy? There's some other radio station, Paul's Johnson. All right. So anyway, Paul, you don't know what this is, but you had intercourse, right?

42:32🔗 Caller Yes. And then I'm like, I'm feeling around because I'm feeling around because I think, well, it's going to go away soon.

42:40🔗 Drew You're what? You're feeling around.

42:41🔗 Caller I'm feeling around.

42:43🔗 Drew You're what?

42:43🔗 Adam Feeling around. What kind of accent? What are you?

42:46🔗 Caller Me?

42:47🔗 Adam What is your ethnicity?

42:49🔗 Caller Me? I'm black.

42:52🔗 Adam You're black. All right. That's a weird. See, once in a while, there's a couple of different kinds of black dialects. That fell on around. Where does that come from? I don't know that one.

43:03🔗 Drew Baltimore, I guess.

43:05🔗 Adam Okay. So you say you're feeling around.

43:07🔗 Caller Yeah. And I find this bump that's under the skin. It's really big and I don't know what it is. I want to get checked out by a doctor. Yeah.

43:14🔗 Drew Well, that would be the right thing to do. The bumps are sort of in your groin.

43:17🔗 Caller Yeah. And it's like I got white dots. And then I got this bump that's right next. It's like in the pubic hair.

43:25🔗 Drew I don't know what it is. The bumps are swollen lymph glands. And the swollen lymph glands are a reaction to the rash. And rashes that are itchy that cause swollen lymph glands are typically herpes.

43:38🔗 Adam Hey Anderson, you got a shaggy on a cart somewhere? You got a shaggy drop?

43:46🔗 Drew Yeah, we got that big long drop of him describing what it's like to be on the show.

43:51🔗 Adam But listen to who we're talking to, Paul?

43:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

43:55🔗 Adam Listen to Paul and listen to shaggy. I think there's...

43:58🔗 Drew Except shaggy doesn't really talk the way you... You know what I mean?

44:00🔗 Adam But just listen...

44:01🔗 Drew Shaggy talks like Sir Walter Raleigh when he's speaking normally.

44:04🔗 Adam I don't know. Well, listen to some shaggy. I'm going to compare it to Paul here.

44:08🔗 Caller Hi, this is Shaggy. Mr. Lovelove up front and personally listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Got it going on up close and personally. Yeah.

44:21🔗 Adam Filling around.

44:22🔗 Drew I understand everything he says, though. You know what I'm saying?

44:24🔗 Adam But there's a little shaggy vibe to Paul.

44:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:27🔗 Adam All right. Where are we going? Richard?

44:31🔗 Caller Yeah?

44:32🔗 Adam You're 21?

44:33🔗 Caller Yeah. My question is, questions, comments, what not. You guys are on a great show. Dr. Drew, you're freaking awesome. Adam Carolla, you're crazy.

44:42🔗 Great.

44:44🔗 Caller I'm shooting Nethan Fanemies into my jugular vein. The reason why I do it.

44:51🔗 Drew You've used everything else up.

44:53🔗 Caller No, no, no, not at all. It's because it's a high that I've never experienced before.

45:00🔗 Drew So you get it more rapidly that way.

45:02🔗 Caller I get the full, everything in the syringe instead of doing it in my, take it for instance in my arm vein. It distributes throughout your body.

45:10🔗 Drew No, it doesn't. It doesn't, but you can get a higher volume more rapidly right to your heart and then up into your head.

45:16🔗 Caller Right. In a way, I'm scared. I know I'm getting aneurysm, heart attack or a stroke basically with all the chemicals going to my head.

45:25🔗 Drew Well, it's not a lot different than in the arm. I mean, the arm vein goes right into the same area. It's just a slightly increased volume. It's not quite as a direct route. Again, it's more, I suspect, a function of the volume per unit time that you can inject. The arm veins can only take so much. You got to shoot it in slowly, right? Well, neck vein, it's the caliber is such.

45:48🔗 Adam How does it work? I mean, is this not a big enough canal in the arm? I mean, if you squeeze too hard, it's going to blow the vein.

45:56🔗 Caller Yeah, I can only put like 15 units into my neck. I can throw 30 units into my arm.

46:01🔗 Drew The other way around, you mean?

46:02🔗 Caller Right.

46:03🔗 Drew Yeah.

46:03🔗 Caller Right.

46:04🔗 Drew You're not going to the external jugular, right? You're going to the internal jugular, the deep one in the vein, in the neck, right?

46:09🔗 Caller Right, the one in my right side.

46:12🔗 Drew Not the one you can see, though?

46:14🔗 Caller Right.

46:14🔗 Drew Yeah. Okay.

46:15🔗 Caller The one that goes straight to the brain.

46:16🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, the issues are here, there's multiple issues. One is you can shoot it into the artery, and then you got a big problem. It can blow, you can die very quickly with that. Secondly, the fact that you come to this point with your addiction suggests how profound the addiction is, and really, this is how you die from this thing. It progresses and progresses, the risks you take, the consequences that now become worse and worse, and now you're on your road to near-death kinds of risk-taking. So I suggest you do something about this before, or something like that, such as your death does happen.

46:51🔗 Adam All right. Was that your idea of ramping it up?

46:53🔗 Drew I was trying. I have a million things I wanted to say. I know.

46:55🔗 Adam Well, that's why I'd like to talk to Richard for a couple more minutes when we return.

47:02🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

47:11🔗 Adam Loveline. Who's that? Blink? Yeah, they sounded good last night. I went and visited the Blink in their trailer.

47:21🔗 Drew So did I.

47:22🔗 Adam Said hi to everybody. That was enjoyable. And...

47:27🔗 Drew Did you see Sky?

47:28🔗 Adam Yeah, I saw Sky, old friend of ours that ended up marrying Mark from Blink. So she did pretty good. Met Sky's parents.

47:36🔗 Drew Oh, no kidding.

47:37🔗 Adam Yeah, seemed nice. What the hell else?

47:40🔗 Drew Was her dad a dentist or something, you should tell me?

47:43🔗 Adam He seemed like he did something normal. I don't know what it was. Richard?

47:48🔗 Caller Yeah, and what Drew was saying... In a way, I pray every time I... It does kill me.

47:54🔗 Drew Yeah, that's the problem here, is that you're sort of... You wouldn't feel like that if you weren't so profoundly addictive, I suspect.

48:02🔗 Adam I'm putting him on hold because he used the S word.

48:05🔗 Drew He did?

48:06🔗 Adam Yeah. He said, I pray every day that when I do S like that, it kills me.

48:11🔗 Drew Then you hear it.

48:12🔗 Adam You know why? Because he used it in a nice context.

48:15🔗 Drew Yeah, so gentle.

48:17🔗 Adam He wove it poetically into a statement, whereas most of the time, we get the people going, yeah, I was effing my girlfriend, so I'm getting back now. So, right, well, that's all right. Well, this meth is a horrible, horrible drug.

48:35🔗 Drew Yeah, what I'm wondering is why you don't consider treatment.

48:39🔗 Caller Actually, I had 18 months.

48:41🔗 Drew You had 18 months, is that right? When did that end? When did that end?

48:45🔗 Caller It ended February 23rd.

48:47🔗 Drew Of this year, of 2001?

48:49🔗 Caller Right, one year before my 18th month.

48:51🔗 Drew And was meth the drug always?

48:53🔗 Caller Yes.

48:54🔗 Drew Okay, why not get back on the horse a little bit? You can, you know you can do it, but you know what needs to be done. Go ahead.

49:01🔗 Caller The word never is, freaks me out.

49:04🔗 Drew Never what?

49:05🔗 Adam Never doing meth again.

49:06🔗 Caller Right, I mean I have to do it day by day. Even a couple of hours right now is freaking me out. I know what I need to do, I own up to it. I'm a junkie, I'm an addict.

49:16🔗 Drew But that's the biology is what's freaking you out. The biology of being without this thing that you crave so profoundly. And that settles down with time as I'm sure you remember too. And you're just in the grips of a biological circumstance. And if you give that biology a chance to quiet down, things can look a lot different. And you know what the program is about, you know what you need to do, you know you can do it. I look real carefully at what it was that was going on when you relapsed. Was it, were you not participating thoroughly in the program? Were you depressed? Does that need to be dealt with? Certainly with this drug, just the depletion of the chemicals in your brain caused some real serious depression. Did you not care anymore? Was there a relationship that triggered this off? And this time, don't think, oh my god, recovery doesn't work because I relapsed. Get back into the program, look at what happened last time, and do it a little bit more thoroughly.

50:01🔗 Adam All right. Good luck, Richard. George?

50:04🔗 Yes.

50:05🔗 Adam You're 27?

50:06🔗 Caller Yes.

50:07🔗 Adam You Asian?

50:08🔗 Caller No.

50:09🔗 Adam Oh, wow, you had a quick answer. Yes, yes.

50:13🔗 Drew What's up, George?

50:14🔗 Adam Hi.

50:14🔗 Caller Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't even realize that in the year.

50:16🔗 Adam Hey.

50:17🔗 Caller Hey. What's up? How are you guys doing?

50:19🔗 Adam Good, hi.

50:20🔗 Caller Okay, I'm an American.

50:22🔗 Adam How are you? All right.

50:23🔗 Caller I'm an American.

50:24🔗 Drew I'm an American. I'm not Asian.

50:25🔗 Caller White American for Adam, so he knows. Okay, I'm a white American, mixed European background, and I'm dating an Asian woman.

50:32🔗 Adam Good times.

50:34🔗 Caller Yeah, she's from China. She's 24. I'm 27. The problem is that everything has been going very good, and we're both very interested in having a serious relationship with each other in the future. We've been dating about five months, and the last couple months we've been intimate a few times. The only problem is that the only position she will have is the Rickshaw position.

50:56🔗 Caller Oh.

50:58🔗 Drew What do you mean it's the only thing she'll have?

50:59🔗 Caller It's the only position she's willing to have sexual intercourse.

51:02🔗 Drew You discussed this with her, and what did she say?

51:05🔗 Caller She said that it's shameful in the other position.

51:06🔗 Drew Shameful? Shaming. What would the family say? Nice.

51:09🔗 Yeah.

51:11🔗 Caller She came from China only four years ago. I'm her first American boyfriend. She had one Chinese boyfriend only for about four years, and that's the only method that they used was missionary. And she thinks that maybe Americans do other things differently, but she didn't think that it was correct.

51:28🔗 Drew Shamedful.

51:29🔗 Caller So my question is, is there a way that I can get her to maybe experiment a little bit and try just a different position or two?

51:38🔗 Adam Well, you're going to have to. Is she? Well, I got a few questions. Do you like Asian women exclusively?

51:47🔗 Caller Uh, only recently do I think that's true.

51:51🔗 Who is number one?

51:52🔗 Adam You like Minka?

51:54🔗 Caller I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you.

51:54🔗 Adam Minka, number one Asian big boob queen?

51:57🔗 Caller No, no, no.

51:58🔗 Adam I see. Interesting. Claims to like Asians yet, does not like the number one Asian big boob queen by the name of... Number one.

52:05🔗 Caller Asian big boob queen.

52:06🔗 Caller Truthfully, I don't even know who she is.

52:08🔗 Adam Oh, now you're making the Buddha cry.

52:11🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

52:12🔗 Adam That kind of talk. Do you like the Asian culture?

52:15🔗 Caller Yes, it's pretty nice.

52:17🔗 Adam Are you, have you been there? No. Do you read books on it?

52:21🔗 Caller No, I've worked amongst Asian people.

52:24🔗 Adam Right, are you into forms of martial arts and that kind of stuff? You watch?

52:28🔗 Caller No.

52:29🔗 Adam No, not one of those guys?

52:30🔗 Caller No.

52:31🔗 Adam Okay, I'm just trying to get a feel here.

52:34🔗 Drew For George.

52:34🔗 Adam And it's not all just about Asian women but lately, you dig the Asian ladies.

52:39🔗 Caller Right, but this is the only Asian girlfriend I've had and I'm not interested in any other one. I love her a lot and I really don't want to take a life with her but I'm afraid that I might be bored down the road if this is the way it is and she said it's going to be this way until she's 70 because we discussed it one night for a couple hours, you know, lightly laughing about it but she would come back and be serious.

52:57🔗 Drew What's gonna happen when she's 70?

52:58🔗 Caller I don't know.

53:00🔗 Drew Break it out.

53:01🔗 Adam He gets to hit her doggie at her 70th birthday, it's gonna be great.

53:05🔗 Drew Here's my concern about this, George. Let's say you overcome her in a moment of passion and you spin her around and get what you want and she finds it a miserable, shaming, unpleasant, painful experience. What will you have accomplished? How is that gonna somehow gratify you?

53:20🔗 Caller Not gonna work too well.

53:21🔗 Drew Yeah, unless she wants, I would think, I would think of you, unless she really is into it and wants to do it and is with you, what the hell, what are you doing?

53:28🔗 Caller Do you think there's a way though that a person that has this mindset, do you think they would ever change on their own? It's a way that I could get them to gently change or not, or is that something that may not happen?

53:38🔗 Adam Well, here's what I think, George.

53:41🔗 Drew Gonna take time if it does.

53:42🔗 Adam I don't think you're gonna change her in the bedroom. I'm saying you need to nail her in the living room. No, I'm saying that the more she becomes Americanized, the more she falls in love with you, the more your sort of cultures interbreed and mingle, the more she will loosen up in the bedroom. Don't you agree with that, Drew? This is an overall thing.

54:07🔗 Drew Yeah, to some extent.

54:07🔗 Adam She's new to this country, relatively new.

54:10🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

54:11🔗 Adam And she still sort of goes by the old ways.

54:14🔗 Drew I agree.

54:14🔗 Adam The more you get her into weed and booze and bad music, the more she'll loosen up in the bedroom. Started having her watch like that mindless sitcoms and stuff like that, really. See if you can turn her brain to mush, then you hit her from every angle.

54:29🔗 Drew That will take a long time.

54:30🔗 Caller I'm curious about Dr. Drew's opinion on this particular. Does he ever deal or deal with anyone that absolutely, under no circumstances, when it's basically a psychological thing or a nature that won't change forever?

54:43🔗 Drew Yes, that definitely happens. That definitely happens.

54:46🔗 Adam Okay, but.

54:48🔗 Drew But in this case though, it's not as though you have someone who is entrenched in a particular point of view and nothing has changed in their life and that's the way they're going to be. This is someone who's changed cultures, who's changing a, you know, having their first relationship with a cockade. I mean, a lot of things changing in her life, which is Adam is saying, may lead to other changes and attitudes about things such as her sexuality. May not. Well, but it may.

55:10🔗 Adam Okay, but I really don't think it's going to be all that much different than language almost.

55:16🔗 Drew I understand how you're saying that.

55:18🔗 Adam It'll be, it'll be, it'll depend. But as she becomes more Americanized and becomes more acclimated and gets more used to you, I think things will work out.

55:30🔗 Drew Maybe there's a profound religious connection with this and it will never change.

55:33🔗 Adam No.

55:34🔗 Drew What? What's the matter?

55:35🔗 Adam It's not religious. What are we going to say? I was just picturing him and, you know, sort of being uptight about getting her to do that. I don't know. Maybe it's freaking her out. George, do you get any oral sex?

55:48🔗 Caller No.

55:48🔗 Adam No. You sent her on the first...

55:51🔗 Caller That's something I can get to. That's something that's also...

55:55🔗 Adam Sent her on the first junk back to Taipei.

55:58🔗 Caller I'm willing to actually give that up if positions would be...

56:03🔗 Adam Look, you trade her BJs for doggie? Yeah. You might as well sell your soul to the devil. I didn't know it was this bad with the oral sex.

56:12🔗 Drew I'm sorry, Adam. Are you okay? Yeah. I know. This troubles you greatly.

56:17🔗 Adam Mental note. Cancel trip to China. Jesus Christ. Oh, stop. Stop. Cut it out. Listen, all you screwballs. You're getting laid. You're in or you're out with the getting laid nonsense. You might as well give the BJ and do it in every position. What the hell? Oh, man. I like some of the things it's done to the women over there, you know, shaming them all the time. It's great. It's like, hey, Hop Singh. Yeah. Another cold one. And they run. You know, that's good. But then you get in the bedroom. It's no good. Yeah.

56:51🔗 Drew The shaming goes right ways as well.

56:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Bad times. Nick?

56:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:56🔗 Adam You're 14.

56:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:57🔗 Adam What's up?

56:58🔗 Caller Um, I want to know if I can get any diseases from like licking my girlfriend's toes.

57:03🔗 Adam I'm getting an athlete's tongue.

57:05🔗 Drew It depends where she's been walking. I just hope you clean her feet before you do this, yes?

57:09🔗 Caller Oh yeah. She, she cleans her feet and everything, but like. Yeah.

57:12🔗 Drew You need like ritualistic cleaning. You need like real serious cleaning.

57:16🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm very serious.

57:17🔗 Drew Glutaraldehyde.

57:18🔗 Caller What?

57:21🔗 Adam Uh, Nick?

57:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:23🔗 Adam What are you doing to her feet? Licking?

57:25🔗 Caller Yeah. Just like mostly toe sucking.

57:27🔗 Adam Toe sucking. Does she enjoy it?

57:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:31🔗 Drew She tolerates it. Yeah. She tolerates it, right?

57:35🔗 Adam Whose idea is it to do it?

57:37🔗 Caller Mine.

57:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Because even, even the both ours answers means Nick. So when Nick says me, it's really.

57:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

57:45🔗 Adam It's one thousand percent Nick now.

57:47🔗 Drew Do you have any other weird preferences or dislikes?

57:49🔗 Caller No.

57:50🔗 Adam Christ, at 14, this is, you're way down the road to hell. I mean, believe me, Nick, this is not going to get better. You're going to be, you know these guys you're about on the news that were caught stealing women's shoes at bus stops and stuff like that. That's going to be you.

58:09🔗 Caller No.

58:09🔗 Adam Are you having an intercourse with her?

58:11🔗 Caller No, I'm a virgin.

58:12🔗 Adam You're just licking feet.

58:14🔗 Caller Sure.

58:14🔗 Adam Are you religious?

58:16🔗 Caller Yeah, sort of.

58:16🔗 Drew What does that do for you? You just had curiosity.

58:19🔗 Caller I don't know.

58:22🔗 Adam But sex, do you masturbate to it?

58:24🔗 Caller No.

58:25🔗 Adam No?

58:25🔗 Drew Are there other parts of her body that you like?

58:29🔗 Caller Well, just the normal, nothing weird.

58:31🔗 Drew Are there parts you don't like?

58:32🔗 Caller No.

58:34🔗 Drew Are things you're afraid to touch or get near, that kind of thing?

58:38🔗 Adam What are you doing with this girl?

58:41🔗 Caller I don't know. We just hang out a lot. She listens to my band play and stuff.

58:44🔗 Adam And do you make out with her?

58:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:48🔗 Adam Do you kiss her with your tongue?

58:51🔗 Caller Yeah, occasionally.

58:53🔗 Adam Occasionally? But yet you're sucking on the feet?

58:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:57🔗 Adam And what about the boobs? Do you grab those?

58:59🔗 Caller No, not much.

59:00🔗 Adam Why not?

59:01🔗 Caller I don't know.

59:03🔗 Adam Not into that?

59:04🔗 Caller No, not really.

59:05🔗 Adam More into the feet?

59:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:07🔗 Adam What else are you into? I mean, not on her, just in general.

59:11🔗 Well, yeah, but...

59:12🔗 Adam No, in general, what are you into?

59:15🔗 Caller I don't know, her.

59:16🔗 Drew I mean, like, kind of sports, I think? What are you talking about?

59:17🔗 Adam Yeah, in general.

59:18🔗 Caller I'm more musical.

59:20🔗 Adam Music.

59:20🔗 Drew What kind of music?

59:21🔗 Caller Punk.

59:22🔗 Drew Punk music. A lot of piercing and leather?

59:25🔗 What?

59:26🔗 Adam What do you look like? You got a lot of piercings and tats and stuff?

59:31🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a few tattoos.

59:34🔗 Adam Fourteen? Really?

59:36🔗 Caller Yeah, I have a couple and then I have like my tongue pierced.

59:39🔗 Adam Oh, okay. What happened to you? Something happened?

59:42🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

59:43🔗 Caller No.

59:43🔗 Drew Oh, come on.

59:44🔗 Adam Come on.

59:45🔗 Caller I don't think so.

59:46🔗 Adam Nothing? Where's daddy?

59:48🔗 Caller He's at home.

59:49🔗 Adam Where's mom?

59:50🔗 Caller She's at home too.

59:50🔗 Drew They never were kind of aggressive with each other or you?

59:53🔗 Caller No.

59:54🔗 Adam Your mom never stepped on you?

59:55🔗 Caller Uh, no.

59:56🔗 Drew No, there had to be.

59:58🔗 Adam There's something up.

1:00:00🔗 Drew There's something up?

1:00:02🔗 Adam Oh.

1:00:02🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:03🔗 Adam I guess, uh...

1:00:04🔗 Drew Either either of those bogus, you know what I mean? Because he wasn't fitting. It wasn't fitting together. You pansy! Or he didn't want to tell us about these things.

1:00:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, did you believe the couple of tats in a tongue piercing?

1:00:16🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

1:00:17🔗 Adam You believed that part, right?

1:00:18🔗 Drew Well, either he was telling a good story and just couldn't complete it, didn't know how to go all the way through.

1:00:23🔗 Adam Right.

1:00:24🔗 Drew Or he didn't want to tell us what really happened. It wasn't fitting. It didn't fit.

1:00:30🔗 Adam It was getting a little hot in the kitchen. Yeah, listen to all you screwballs. We will make it, if you're going to lie, make sure things fit.

1:00:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:37🔗 Adam Okay. Good times. Jay? Yeah? See, Drew, sometimes you get on me and people get on me for abusing the callers, but what about every 50th one that's a bogus call? Aren't you glad I abuse them in advance?

1:00:51🔗 Drew It's worth it. All those other 49 that you abuse is worth it.

1:00:54🔗 Adam That's right. Think about it. I always feel good. I always feel satisfied. I would say I call a guy a retard and a screwball. Great. Jay?

1:01:03🔗 Yeah?

1:01:03🔗 Adam You're 18? What's going on?

1:01:06🔗 Caller I was wondering if there's any known side effects of taking special K and if it shows up on drug tests.

1:01:13🔗 Drew It can, although it's not routinely screened for, and it's addictive. Yeah. And I can only tell you I have noticed mood disturbances and some subtle personality changes in people that do a lot of it.

1:01:28🔗 Caller Like what?

1:01:29🔗 Drew Well, like we're using for many months, like two, three times a week. Somebody who's done it three or four times? No, I don't think it's going to hurt anybody in that way, although it is a general anesthetic and does have significant risks associated with it being administered at all.

1:01:44🔗 Adam Is it the one where you take too much and you just go into a cardiac arrest or something?

1:01:48🔗 Caller You could.

1:01:50🔗 Drew I misspoke. It's not a general anesthetic. It's what's called a dissociative anesthetic. And it's an anesthetic, if I'm personally.

1:01:57🔗 Caller Do you know how much of it takes, like how much to kill you, like that you don't want to take more than that?

1:02:02🔗 Drew No, there's no such number.

1:02:06🔗 Caller There's no like general?

1:02:07🔗 Drew I'm sure there's a number after which everyone will be killed.

1:02:11🔗 Adam Well, I was talking to Bruce about this last night. GHB, special K, GHB, is that the same thing?

1:02:17🔗 Drew Two different things.

1:02:17🔗 Adam Two different things? Maybe I was talking about GHB.

1:02:19🔗 Drew Yeah, GHB is a little different.

1:02:21🔗 Adam GHB takes like one capful, you're flying high, you take three and you're dead.

1:02:26🔗 Drew Exactly, that's GHB. GHB is very hard to dose.

1:02:29🔗 Adam Right, so we don't know about special K.

1:02:33🔗 Drew In terms of that kind of problem, that's not the big problem with it.

1:02:36🔗 Adam So what's the big difference between GHB and ketamine as far as the high?

1:02:40🔗 Drew Ketamine is out of body kind of experience, it's dissociative, you like go, you know, traveling through space without really being there. GHB is like alcohol, you're intoxicated.

1:02:53🔗 Adam Think over that K. Sign me up for the K, Drew. Where do you get that stuff?

1:02:58🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:02:59🔗 Adam Who makes it?

1:03:00🔗 Drew It's an anesthetic, it's been around for a long time. Used for animals, used for adolescents sometimes.

1:03:06🔗 Adam It's a pharmaceutical, is that what people make in their garage?

1:03:09🔗 Drew It's pharmaceutical, I don't know where they get it. I don't know how they administer it either, I don't know if they snort it or take pills, I don't know what they do.

1:03:14🔗 Adam It's powder form or pill form?

1:03:16🔗 Drew I don't know how they take it. Want to ask him?

1:03:18🔗 Caller Ask him.

1:03:19🔗 Adam Where was he?

1:03:20🔗 Drew Three. Jay?

1:03:22🔗 Caller Hello?

1:03:23🔗 Drew Hey, Jay?

1:03:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:24🔗 Drew How are you taking it?

1:03:26🔗 Caller You can either inject it or you cook it and snort it.

1:03:30🔗 Drew Cook it into a powder? Yeah.

1:03:33🔗 Adam Cook it from a liquid into a powder? Yeah.

1:03:36🔗 Caller And like there are people that make it. Like some of the stuff I got was Fort Dodge, I think, is like, I don't know if they make other like medicines or whatever.

1:03:46🔗 Drew Yeah, it's usually it's like.

1:03:48🔗 Caller Some people get it from Mexico and snuggle it across the border and whatnot.

1:03:54🔗 Drew It's a dangerous drug. It's a dangerous drug.

1:03:57🔗 Adam Hey, listen, all you guys that are, you know, 15, 16, 17, 18, when you're cooking up stuff, come on, guys, get yourself a goddamn six pack of Mickeys and go to the park.

1:04:11🔗 Drew I've never seen Special K.

1:04:12🔗 Adam When you're cooking stuff up, you're injecting stuff into your neck, you're snorting stuff.

1:04:16🔗 Drew Well, that's addiction.

1:04:17🔗 Adam You're not supposed to do that until you're, you know, 19 or 20.

1:04:20🔗 Drew Whatever age it's addiction. I've never seen Special K used by a non addict, in my experience.

1:04:24🔗 Adam Oh, yeah?

1:04:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:27🔗 Adam I'd like to try that one though.

1:04:28🔗 Drew Well, that might... Bring me to a...

1:04:30🔗 Adam Be the first one.

1:04:31🔗 Drew No, it might be to, might make me conclude what I've always suspected.

1:04:34🔗 Adam Drew thinks I'm an addict just because I can, you know, I'm what you call a heavyweight. You know what I worked out last night? I was explaining to somebody today how to maintain the buzz. It's taken me damn near 20 years to really work that out. You know what I'm saying?

1:04:53🔗 Drew Without going too far, without being one of the people that was vomiting and peeing themselves in the bushes there.

1:04:57🔗 Adam Well, think about it. I mean, I, it's always funny when, you know, I assume that everyone has heaved because of alcohol at least 25 times. I'm always amazed when guys like Drew tell me, yeah, they did it twice or something. And then Ann has a shocked look on her face when I said it. I've heaved from booze 50 times in my life. Then that's a conservative estimate. I probably didn't have to heave all 50 times. I probably could only heave like 28, 30 times. But there are times when I was close to heaving and I just went screw it, I'm going to heave, I'm going to bed. But the point is, it takes a while. Now yesterday we were at the Weenie Rose, it was going, you know, it's an eight hour affair. You got to figure out how to work that buzz. Because you got to get a nice buzz on to really enjoy yourself and tilt a few beers and all that kind of stuff. But you don't want to peak at 2.30 and be, you know, upchucking in the shuttle bus on the way to Irvine Meadows. The other thing you hate to do is you hate to be totally sober at like 9 o'clock or when Jane's Addiction is out on stage. What do you do? Well, this takes years. It's taking me skills. It's a subtle art form. It's like origami.

1:06:12🔗 Drew It's good that we're taking a lot of time on the radio to help, to help people negotiate that skill. It's nice.

1:06:19🔗 Adam Well, I'm sending an important message to the kids, which is I used to, you know, when I was 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, I would just, you know, I'd just keep drinking. You know, like I'd be totally wasted. And some guy had asked me if I wanted a shot. I'd say bring it on. And where's the next one? And then end up heaving.

1:06:47🔗 Drew Don't you think the sum of that, though, was driven by the fact that you had sort of a social anxiety problem? That you were trying to deal with these very anxiety-provoking, intense social situations and you were still awake? You know what I'm saying?

1:07:00🔗 Adam No, what are you talking about? Anxiety-provoking, social situations? I was at a party.

1:07:06🔗 Drew I think a lot of binge drinking is sort of social anxiety.

1:07:09🔗 Adam Really?

1:07:10🔗 Drew Maybe not for you, but I think a lot of people, it's a peer pressure, and you go, yeah, bring it on, I want to be cool and drink. And the other is, this situation is overwhelming. I got to just keep going.

1:07:21🔗 Adam Well, in Tijuana, getting loaded to this strip club, I was an anxiety-provoking about that.

1:07:28🔗 Drew You know what I mean? You can negotiate these things more easily without being completely intoxicated.

1:07:35🔗 Adam Who was I, Rob Goldman back then?

1:07:39🔗 Drew Yeah, Ron, I think it was.

1:07:41🔗 Adam Wait a minute, is that the guy OJ killed? Well, that was Ron Goldman. Wait, that was his dad? Here we go. The point is, you learn how... No, it was not an anxiety-riddled situation. I was just stupid. Now I work it out. I have a beer every 25 minutes. You maintain a nice buzz throughout the day.

1:08:04🔗 Drew All right.

1:08:04🔗 Adam I had a good time.

1:08:05🔗 Drew Time for a drink.

1:08:07🔗 Adam All right. Do we got to...

1:08:09🔗 Drew When we get back.

1:08:09🔗 Adam When we come back, we'll speak to Chris, who's 31. She likes her toes to be sucked. Why did we bash that last caller after this?

1:08:20🔗 Caller Hello?

1:08:21🔗 Caller This is Loveline. Loveline will be right back.

1:08:26🔗 Caller Hi, this is Dexter.

1:08:27🔗 Caller And Noodles.

1:08:28🔗 Caller From the Offspring, and you're listening to Loveline with that asshole Adam Corolla and that guy that's full of himself, thinks he always knows what he's talking about, Dr. Drew. I hate that guy. I could do better than that.

1:08:38🔗 Adam Hey, Drew, into the mic, please.

1:08:41🔗 Drew Your asshole's spoken.

1:08:43🔗 Caller Oh, no.

1:08:44🔗 Adam I had a little burnt offering go Drew's way. That's bad, right, Drew? I'll let a great fart go during the break.

1:08:57🔗 Drew He starts laughing like a maniac.

1:08:59🔗 Adam I love a good fart. That was a rare one for me, you know? Interesting smell too, not like the others. Yeah, very special. I should label that one. Give it a name. You know, like pitchers have their different pitches, screwball, curveball, slider. That was different. A little bit of a slider. Yeah, change up?

1:09:21🔗 Drew Slider.

1:09:22🔗 Adam Okay, whatever. Got you.

1:09:23🔗 Drew Mud slider.

1:09:24🔗 Adam Drew Whift. I'll tell you that. Where are we going now? Yeah. Loveline, everybody. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Kristy? Oh, please. You flatter me. Kristy, you're 31. What's up?

1:09:39🔗 Caller Hi.

1:09:40🔗 Adam Hey.

1:09:41🔗 Caller Hi, can you hear me?

1:09:42🔗 Adam Yes.

1:09:42🔗 Caller Hi, I'm calling just regarding the call before last about the guy who called in about sucking his girlfriend's toes. And I wonder why you figure that is so extreme or abnormal.

1:09:56🔗 Drew We didn't.

1:09:56🔗 Caller No, we didn't.

1:09:57🔗 Adam No, we didn't. No, we didn't.

1:09:58🔗 Drew No, we didn't.

1:09:58🔗 Adam Well, that's what we sounded like.

1:10:00🔗 Drew No, what we did, what we didn't.

1:10:02🔗 Caller Well, straight from what do you have pierced to… Did your father, you know, stay at home or…?

1:10:08🔗 Drew No, here's the thing. He sounded frightened of her. He wouldn't touch her except on her feet. And he was pierced and tattooed at 14.

1:10:18🔗 Caller Well, that's pretty normal.

1:10:20🔗 Drew Piercing and tattooed at 14, that's illegal. You can't do that. That piercing at institutions won't do that because it is illegal. And so, he's obviously got…

1:10:29🔗 Caller Are you sure that 14-year-olds these days don't find their way around that?

1:10:32🔗 Drew Oh, they do. But the ones that do have some… you know, because we talk to them all the time, we can tell you that there's always something going on, usually some aggression in the family system. Mom's beating… Dad's beating up mom or the kids are being handled aggressively.

1:10:46🔗 Adam Yeah, the guy, he was in a…

1:10:47🔗 Caller Not just culturally, like, across the line, just kind of something to do as far as peers.

1:10:53🔗 Drew We're rarely wrong on that one.

1:10:54🔗 Caller You're rarely wrong. Okay.

1:10:56🔗 Adam Well, I don't know… Listen, screwball.

1:10:58🔗 Caller I was a little disturbed in that, you know, that…

1:11:01🔗 Caller When did your dad rape you?

1:11:03🔗 Caller What's that?

1:11:04🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:11:06🔗 Caller That I might have been abnormal if I had, in fact, enjoyed my toasting…

1:11:10🔗 Drew No, nothing… We're not… Wait, wait. Wait. Did we use the word abnormal?

1:11:13🔗 Adam Well, that's the way we made it seem.

1:11:15🔗 Caller Well, kind of. I mean, you implied that there was something probably a little bit…

1:11:19🔗 Drew No.

1:11:20🔗 Adam Hold on. Drew, quiet down. Shut Drew's mic off. I'm tired of him trying to defend us. Christie, this is Adam, the smarter of the two speaking. I'm fine. Thank you. Fine. And you?

1:11:32🔗 Caller I'm great.

1:11:33🔗 Adam Great. We did… We did label the guys a nut job and that he had problems and that he was abnormal. That's very true.

1:11:41🔗 Caller For young listeners, you might have thought that, you know, taking part… you should not deter people from exploring, especially things that are… that…

1:11:51🔗 Adam No, we should. A lot of… there should be more deterring people from doing exploration. There really should be. People are doing too much exploring.

1:12:01🔗 Caller I don't mind a woman's feet when kept…

1:12:02🔗 Adam Need to be shut down. Well, look, I don't mind the licking of the feet.

1:12:07🔗 Caller I don't either.

1:12:08🔗 Adam The problem is, is that was the only thing he was doing and you show me a 14…

1:12:13🔗 Caller Well, I don't know that you guys really asked him clearly. I think you gave him kind of a very clear wall to walk into when you asked me that question.

1:12:23🔗 Adam What happened to your phone, Christy? Listen, your phone line is too bad, so just please hang on and listen while I yell at you without you being able to respond. You show me a 14-year-old male who is weaving past the boobs to get to the toes, and I'm going to show you guys got some issues. I'm not saying the guy is a homicidal maniac. I'm not saying sucking toes in and of themselves is a bad thing or makes something wrong with you, but this guy had issues.

1:12:59🔗 Drew Now you take it also, he's pierced and tattooed at 14. I mean, that takes some energy to do that, man. You've got to have energy and something wrong with the parents.

1:13:08🔗 Adam He had a weird vibe to him, and when I was asking him about, do you make out with her, and he was like a little unclear on that. What about the boobs? He was unclear on that.

1:13:18🔗 Drew No, he was clear no.

1:13:19🔗 Adam He didn't want that. He wanted the feet. I'm telling you, the guy has energy and issues. That's what we were getting to. Sucking on toes, fine. Not that dude. He had a bunch of energy going on. And listen, all you free spirits out there, whatever weird actions you're into, that's the person you are. Yeah, it's fine. No, it's not fine.

1:13:42🔗 Drew No, it's fine, but don't deny that it comes from somewhere.

1:13:45🔗 Adam That doesn't exist in a bubble.

1:13:46🔗 Drew Right, it comes from something.

1:13:47🔗 Adam Right.

1:13:48🔗 Drew And that's fine too, but don't pretend it doesn't.

1:13:50🔗 Adam I like to do away with that personally. Casey? Yeah. You're 23?

1:13:55🔗 Drew Casey, hang on one second. This is back what I was saying before. We're not telling anybody how to behave.

1:14:00🔗 Adam No.

1:14:00🔗 Drew No way.

1:14:01🔗 Adam We're just-

1:14:01🔗 Drew No way. But we're being driven crazy by the people like Christy who don't look at what really happens that make people behave in certain ways.

1:14:09🔗 Adam Look at what motivates it. That's right. Thank you. Go ahead, Casey.

1:14:14🔗 Yeah. My question is to Drew. First of all, Adam, you rock. Drew, you rock.

1:14:20🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:14:20🔗 Drew So what's up?

1:14:22🔗 I've been suffering from depression for a really long time. It's just getting really bad. The past few years.

1:14:29🔗 Drew You've been treated?

1:14:31🔗 Well, I went in for treatment a few times and I just pretty much gave up on the whole idea.

1:14:36🔗 Drew How many times did you go for treatment?

1:14:39🔗 Well, it pretty much all started when I was about eight or nine. I went in for treatment. They put me in a mental hospital there. They said I attempted suicide, which it was, and I was just cutting on my wrists and all that.

1:14:53🔗 Drew At age eight?

1:14:54🔗 Yeah. Yeah, my childhood wasn't all that great.

1:14:58🔗 Drew Evidently.

1:14:59🔗 Caller Yeah, abuse and all that stuff. But I was doing fine from the time I was 14 to about 16 or 17. I moved out to Simi Valley from San Diego when I was 14. And I smoked a lot of pot, drank, you know, partied, everything was cool.

1:15:18🔗 Drew Well, that may be why your depression got worse though, right?

1:15:20🔗 Caller Well, I think, well, it's from the mess, when I was messing around the mess and the cocaine.

1:15:25🔗 Drew Okay, so that sort of precipitated more depression.

1:15:28🔗 Caller Yeah, that pretty much just like spun my chemicals into it.

1:15:31🔗 Drew Okay.

1:15:31🔗 Caller You know.

1:15:32🔗 Drew Have you been treated for your addiction?

1:15:34🔗 Caller Oh yeah, I pretty much, I just called it quits because I did not want to go down any further.

1:15:40🔗 Drew What do you think happens to addicts when they stop doing their drugs if they don't replace it with a process like recovery? They get really depressed. So one of the things you could do is get in a program of recovery and that might help support your mood a little bit. Yeah, how about that? That's what it's designed to do. It's free. I mean that's one of the things you can do, Casey. You can do that.

1:15:56🔗 Adam What, go to CA, AA?

1:15:58🔗 Drew Yeah, go to NA. Really, you were a meth addict.

1:16:00🔗 Caller Yeah, well I tried that stuff and I don't know. There's just a bunch of drugs wrong.

1:16:05🔗 Drew Did you get a sponsor?

1:16:07🔗 Caller Well, I was going to and I just dropped out and never…

1:16:09🔗 Drew All right, well you haven't done any recovery if you haven't worked with a sponsor. Okay, so you haven't…

1:16:13🔗 Caller Well, the speed, I mean, all I do now is drink because I…

1:16:16🔗 Drew There you go. Well, your mood, no way your mood is going to go anywhere until you get the addiction treated.

1:16:21🔗 Adam Hey Casey? This is Adam, the one who rocks, as well as my rocking partner, Drew. Here's what I hear Drew saying, I hear you saying, on one hand, you're talking about doing a lot of work in terms of your depression, but on the other hand, you're not really doing that much work.

1:16:39🔗 Drew When I tell you what you need to do, you want to take issue with that.

1:16:42🔗 Adam And Casey, this depression, it's really, you'd be better off having a leg amputated than to go through life depressed.

1:16:49🔗 Drew Oh, sure.

1:16:50🔗 Adam And the only way to get through it is a fair amount of work. I mean, you're going to have to go to work on it. And you've got to be prepared to do that.

1:16:59🔗 Drew You've got to give your brain a chance to be completely substance-free. You've got to support that with a program of recovery. And then after you've managed to do that for a few months, if the mood is still through the floor, that's the time for medication. And don't expect that you go into the doctor and the medications that you walk away feeling good. You have to go back regularly for a long period of time and continue to get it monitored to get that properly dealt with.

1:17:21🔗 Adam All right. Let's talk to Emily who's 15, Emily.

1:17:25🔗 Caller Hi.

1:17:26🔗 Caller Hey.

1:17:28🔗 Caller Well, my, like, thing I want to talk to you guys about is, like, it's mainly a concern for this friend I have. Like, she's 16 and she's just, like, really, really promiscuous. And I'm, like, really afraid for her health and also her sort of, like, just her self-esteem.

1:17:43🔗 Drew Well, Christy would have us believe that she has a free soul exploring. Adam, what do you think? Shouldn't she just explore?

1:17:49🔗 Caller Yes.

1:17:50🔗 Adam No, Drew's mad at our 31-year-old Christine.

1:17:54🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't want her either.

1:17:56🔗 Adam Well, look, all right. I know it's not, you know, I know it's not a hip or popular angle to take on things, but when people act out, they're acting out for a reason. It's not just because they're ponc de leon out looking for the fountain of sex or they're free spirits or they're wild spirits or who are you to tell them what they're doing is wrong. I don't care what they do. Let's just understand what gets them to do it.

1:18:19🔗 Drew Let's be realistic about it. I wish we lived in a world where all those behaviors were healthy. Wouldn't that be fun?

1:18:24🔗 Adam Yeah, like your 16-year-old friend who was banging the bejesus out of half the guys in the senior class was doing it because she just likes sex.

1:18:32🔗 Drew Yeah, great.

1:18:33🔗 Adam Good for her.

1:18:34🔗 Caller I don't think that's really good for her.

1:18:34🔗 Drew Just make sure she wears a condom. It's not it. That's the point. She's got something going on and she probably was abused in some way sexually.

1:18:42🔗 Caller Yeah, I agree with you.

1:18:42🔗 Caller That would be like a great world if that's just what it was for fun. But I think it's from like this depression from all the drugs she's done.

1:18:49🔗 Drew Okay, so she's an addict also. So this may be sexual addiction too.

1:18:53🔗 Caller She's been like, I mean, she's doing a lot better. She used to be like, she used to be pretty bad, but now she's doing a lot better. But also like, it's just, I don't know, I just really fear for her just like mental health.

1:19:05🔗 Drew She's 16, right?

1:19:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:06🔗 Drew And she's been with how many guys?

1:19:08🔗 Caller I think in the last two years, she lost her virginity when she was like 14. She's done about 50 guys.

1:19:13🔗 Drew 50 guys in two years, 14 to 16.

1:19:16🔗 Adam See what you can do as a female, there's no stopping you. Yeah. Take over the world with your vagina.

1:19:21🔗 Drew Okay. What drugs was she doing?

1:19:23🔗 Caller Well, she's pretty much down to just like smoking weed and doing E, but she used to do like acid and shrooms and like.

1:19:31🔗 Drew Well, she needs treatment, and she is doing things that is quite damaging to her brain development. She's engaging behaviors that really indeed are risk to her overall physical health, and it's because of her mental health. There's something very seriously going wrong here, and it may just all be addiction with a smattering of abuse or addictive family system here, or maybe sexual abuse at some point, but it needs to be treated. I agree with you, you have right to be concerned, but you're not going to be able to change this. All you can do is get her to someone who can treat her.

1:19:58🔗 Adam All right, we got to take a break, but Erin, you're 14?

1:20:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:04🔗 Adam You want to know how you should put your hands down your boyfriend's pants?

1:20:09🔗 Caller Like the first mood and stuff.

1:20:12🔗 Adam First mood?

1:20:12🔗 Caller The first move.

1:20:13🔗 Adam Oh, the first move. Okay. Hang on, Erin.

1:20:16🔗 Caller Okay.

1:20:16🔗 Adam I'm an expert at letting people put their hands down my pants.

1:20:21🔗 Drew Is that letting or begging?

1:20:22🔗 Adam Begging people to put their hands, I'm sorry, paying people to put their hands down my pants. So I'll explain how that works after this, all right?

1:20:30🔗 Caller Okay.

1:20:31🔗 Adam All right. Meet Loveline, everybody. I'm Adam, that is Drew. Let's get back to the phones. Speak to Erin, who's trying to figure out how to get her boyfriend's pants. Erin? 14?

1:20:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:57🔗 Adam Hmm.

1:20:58🔗 Drew See, I think a male's perspective on this is, I don't understand the question.

1:21:03🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:21:04🔗 Drew You understand why?

1:21:05🔗 Adam Yeah, but how old is your boyfriend?

1:21:08🔗 Caller He's also 14.

1:21:10🔗 Adam And he's 14 and he's not had a lot of girlfriends?

1:21:15🔗 Caller I think so, yeah.

1:21:17🔗 Adam You think?

1:21:18🔗 Caller A couple, like, five or six or so.

1:21:20🔗 Adam Five or six?

1:21:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:22🔗 Adam He's 14?

1:21:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:24🔗 Caller I know.

1:21:25🔗 Adam He's doing okay. Is he a virgin?

1:21:28🔗 Caller Um, yeah.

1:21:29🔗 Adam He is?

1:21:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:31🔗 Drew Good.

1:21:31🔗 Adam Well, how far have you two gotten?

1:21:34🔗 Caller Just making out.

1:21:37🔗 Adam Making out?

1:21:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:38🔗 Drew Why don't you just keep it right there?

1:21:40🔗 Caller Really?

1:21:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:42🔗 Adam You want to, what do you want to do for him?

1:21:46🔗 Caller Just, um, I don't know. I really, really like him a lot.

1:21:49🔗 Drew Sure. That's all right.

1:21:50🔗 Caller Yeah. And I just, I don't know. I just, I just want to, I guess.

1:21:55🔗 Adam Well, when you're, when you're making out, what, what stops you from going to the next level?

1:22:03🔗 Caller Um, me except I kind of have like a guilty spiky. I don't know if I should or shouldn't.

1:22:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:22:09🔗 Caller Like how long have you been with him for a while?

1:22:12🔗 Caller Like eight months or so.

1:22:14🔗 Drew So how old was he when you first met? He was 13.

1:22:19🔗 Caller Yeah. 13.

1:22:20🔗 Drew He had five girlfriends?

1:22:21🔗 Adam Five or six. Yeah. Really? How does that work? You know, a couple in the sixth grade and a couple in the seventh, and there you are. How does that work? I don't understand it. I don't know that. And I don't know how the guys work. You ever see those guys on those dating shows? And they're like, Bob says he's currently dating a handful of women, but nothing serious. Like, what does that mean? Like, there used to be one, I think it was like Love Connection or something. Bob usually dates five or six times, four or five times a week, but nothing is not in a serious relationship. I was always like, how does that work? What do you, you have three or four different women that you date? And what do you mean date? What are you, what are you doing? Are you just buying them dinner and then leaving? Or are you getting like a hand job? Or what's the agreement? By the way, how many dates have you been on that it's not progressed? And what are they saying about it?

1:23:13🔗 Drew What are they doing?

1:23:14🔗 Adam Yeah, I never know how that works. Erin, on the other hand.

1:23:18🔗 Caller Another thing I don't understand is that like, I'm like all his friends and I guess like everybody I meet, you know, they're guys. They all find me like really attractive, you know? And I just don't really, I guess, know why it's happening to, like with...

1:23:37🔗 Adam You don't think...

1:23:38🔗 Caller Like when I'm trying to do it to him, I don't understand like why he's doing that when like some of you guys like me or whatever.

1:23:45🔗 Adam He doesn't seem to find you as attractive as the other guys?

1:23:49🔗 Caller Yeah, I don't know if that would be it.

1:23:52🔗 Adam Well, look, here... No, here's what's going on. He's 14, he's nervous as a guy. There comes a time...

1:24:01🔗 Drew That or he's an idiot. You know what I mean?

1:24:03🔗 Adam He's just mistreating it. No, he's 14. There comes a time in a man's life when biology kicks in and nerves be damned. There's a biology that's pushing this thing along. I don't care. You know what I mean?

1:24:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:21🔗 Adam But at 14, and there's guys that are 14 that are well into that biology. Personally, when I was 14, I would have been a little freaky.

1:24:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:30🔗 Adam Not sure what was going to happen.

1:24:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:32🔗 Adam Figuring, here's an opportunity for me to screw something up.

1:24:35🔗 Drew Right.

1:24:36🔗 Adam Sounds good, but on the other hand...

1:24:39🔗 Drew Yeah. Where am I going with this? What's going on here?

1:24:42🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm going to...

1:24:43🔗 Drew Somebody's going to catch me.

1:24:44🔗 Adam She's going to pull my penis out. I'm going to break wind when she yanks on it. I feel like a rip cord for my anus. He's 14. That's what it is. And as a guy, you can't say, Hey, I'm not ready. Let's not go there. Slow down. I'm feeling insecure. I'm feeling a little unsure of myself. No. You have to have the bravado. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I want to, but come on. You make excuses. Right. Guys are nervous at that age. And it, you know, 12, sometimes 13, it's not really an issue. And at 16, 17, 18, it's not really an issue because the biology's kicked in. But there's that kind of no-man's land, 14 and a half, 15, where things aren't really...

1:25:29🔗 Drew And there's tremendous variability in their sort of biological equipment at that point. Tremendous.

1:25:33🔗 Adam Right. So just take it slow. Don't beat yourself up. And it'll work its way out. Carrie? You're 15?

1:25:42🔗 Caller It's Carrie.

1:25:43🔗 Adam Oh, Carrie. Sorry. What's up?

1:25:45🔗 Caller Hello. I listen to you guys like every night.

1:25:48🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:25:50🔗 Caller My friend the other day was telling me about how her sister, I guess, gets a shot in the stomach and...

1:25:56🔗 Drew Not in the stomach, but yeah.

1:25:57🔗 Caller Well, I don't know, in the abdomen, I guess, or somewhere. And it stops a period from...

1:26:01🔗 Drew No, it's not in the stomach. It's not in the abdomen. She gets a shot in the rear end.

1:26:04🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:26:05🔗 Drew And it's Depo Provera. It's good for three months. And for the first three months, she'll bleed virtually the entire time. And then every shot thereafter, the period kind of shuts down.

1:26:15🔗 Adam Why the rear end with the shots? What's wrong with the arm?

1:26:21🔗 Drew Well, it's the volume. The volume, it can cause abscesses and things.

1:26:24🔗 Adam It uses a lot of meat on your ass. It can take a nice syringe full.

1:26:29🔗 Drew A volume of oil-based thing like Depo Provera. And the, you know, you can take the birth control pill also without taking the week off. You can take them in such a way that you don't have your period. That's something that people are doing these days also. Okay, why are you worried about getting rid of your period? What's the deal?

1:26:47🔗 Caller No, my friend was telling me about it and I thought, it sounded kind of fake because-

1:26:50🔗 Drew No?

1:26:50🔗 Adam No, well, the part about getting a shot in the stomach.

1:26:53🔗 Drew That's wrong.

1:26:54🔗 Caller Yeah, I thought that, I knew that there was something you could get somewhere else but I thought the stomach sounded kind of weird.

1:26:59🔗 Adam All right, so you were half right.

1:27:01🔗 Caller Also, I had another really quick question.

1:27:03🔗 Caller All right.

1:27:04🔗 Caller I remember when you guys had Nick Carter on, like about a month ago or so.

1:27:08🔗 Adam Right.

1:27:08🔗 Drew Hold on, who's Nick Carter?

1:27:10🔗 Adam One of the Backstreet Boys.

1:27:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:12🔗 Drew Okay, yeah, yeah.

1:27:13🔗 Caller Yeah, and you guys re-aired it a couple of times.

1:27:15🔗 Drew Okay.

1:27:15🔗 Caller I never really heard the whole thing and I'm a huge fan and I was wondering if you guys were ever going to air that again. I didn't think you would.

1:27:21🔗 Drew Anderson?

1:27:23🔗 Caller No.

1:27:25🔗 Adam No.

1:27:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:26🔗 Adam All right. We're going to line five. Is that what you want us to do? What is this Anderson? Line five? All right. All right, Karen, we're not going to re-air it. But keep listening. We may. I mean, sorry. That's right.

1:27:39🔗 Drew We're not going to re-air it, but listen, we might.

1:27:42🔗 Adam Well, I just thought let's do some good radio.

1:27:43🔗 Drew All right. Here's Brandon.

1:27:44🔗 Adam I just took a listener and told him to really beat it. You know what I'm saying?

1:27:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:49🔗 Adam But if we give him a glimmer of hope, we'll keep him going.

1:27:51🔗 Drew Brandon's 39.

1:27:52🔗 Adam That's right.

1:27:53🔗 Drew Well, he may actually be back on the show himself.

1:27:56🔗 Adam That's right.

1:27:57🔗 Drew Hi, Brenda.

1:27:57🔗 Caller Are you there with me?

1:27:58🔗 Drew We're here.

1:27:59🔗 Caller I'm Brenda.

1:28:02🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:04🔗 Caller I'm 40 years old. I was with the same guy 16 years. I've been out on my own a good six years.

1:28:12🔗 Adam Right.

1:28:13🔗 Caller And I don't date or anything. And my daughter, I had two daughters in one year, one in February, one in December, two kids in one year. And I've been out on my own five years, five, six.

1:28:32🔗 Adam Five, six, right.

1:28:34🔗 Caller I've been-

1:28:35🔗 Adam What's your sign?

1:28:37🔗 Caller Oh, I'm a cancer. My birthday is in two days.

1:28:41🔗 Caller Yay.

1:28:42🔗 Adam 41, big 41.

1:28:44🔗 Caller I'm going to be 40.

1:28:45🔗 Adam Oh, big 40. Sorry.

1:28:46🔗 Caller I know.

1:28:47🔗 Drew I just started celebrating a little early here.

1:28:49🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:50🔗 Caller So-

1:28:51🔗 Adam Good times. What do you do for a living?

1:28:55🔗 Caller I work for an excellent restaurant. I'm a waitress. I've always been a waitress.

1:29:01🔗 Drew What kind of food? What kind of restaurant?

1:29:04🔗 Adam I can't hear you. You farting?

1:29:06🔗 Caller I can't hear you.

1:29:07🔗 Adam What kind of food?

1:29:09🔗 Caller Oh, California cuisine with a Mediterranean flair.

1:29:15🔗 Adam Yeah. What were the specials tonight?

1:29:19🔗 Caller Oh, you know, we got some halibut and some salmon.

1:29:23🔗 Drew Is she using her ham radio to broadcast to us? What is going on?

1:29:27🔗 Adam Halibut and salmon. How's that prepared?

1:29:30🔗 Caller Oh, with lemon dill sauce and salenta, whatever.

1:29:33🔗 Drew Through the Red River salmon or?

1:29:35🔗 Caller Or penny pasta if you want it.

1:29:37🔗 Adam Oh, over a bed of penny pasta? All right. I'm going to have the salmon and I like it cooked a little. I don't like it poached. You know where it's kind of raw?

1:29:47🔗 Drew Oh, God. I've been through this with you.

1:29:49🔗 Adam Drew's going to have the baked halibut.

1:29:51🔗 Drew You know, I just realized you are the pain in the ass in the ordering when it comes to fish.

1:29:55🔗 Adam We have some curly fries with a side of ranch for the table.

1:29:59🔗 Caller We don't serve ranch.

1:30:00🔗 Adam Okay, Rokeford, what do you have on tap?

1:30:04🔗 Caller What we have on tap is Sierra Nevada.

1:30:09🔗 Adam That's nice. That's nice. I like that.

1:30:13🔗 Caller Alaskan amber.

1:30:15🔗 Adam Oh, wow. That's it.

1:30:19🔗 Caller Okay.

1:30:19🔗 Adam I'm going to have the Sierra Nevada.

1:30:22🔗 Caller Okay.

1:30:23🔗 Adam Drew will...

1:30:25🔗 Caller Do you want on penne pasta, polenta, or garlic mashed potatoes?

1:30:30🔗 Drew You know what? This is sobering her up.

1:30:31🔗 Adam What about the penne pasta?

1:30:32🔗 Caller I know it.

1:30:34🔗 Adam Is it... Is it garlic mashed? That's not like a twice baked potato. That's a mashed potato with garlic in it.

1:30:40🔗 Caller No, mashed potato with a little bit of garlic in it.

1:30:42🔗 Adam Okay. All right. And a small...

1:30:43🔗 Drew I can't eat the garlic, you know, Adam.

1:30:44🔗 Adam Small Caesar. You want to split a Caesar?

1:30:46🔗 Drew I can't have the garlic.

1:30:47🔗 Adam Okay. I'll have a small Caesar. Drew's going to have the cheese sticks.

1:30:52🔗 Caller You want chicken on it?

1:30:53🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd like chicken in that.

1:30:54🔗 Caller Or Tiger Shrimp.

1:30:57🔗 Adam No, I'll have the chicken in the small Caesar. Okay. And fresh ground pepper, please.

1:31:02🔗 Caller But I do have a question.

1:31:04🔗 Drew What is it?

1:31:05🔗 Caller I've been selling it, like, for five years. I'd link to that.

1:31:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Five years. Right.

1:31:11🔗 Caller Where do I find the right guy?

1:31:15🔗 Adam Well, at the liquor store?

1:31:17🔗 Caller The country girl.

1:31:17🔗 Drew No. How old are your girls? How old are your kids?

1:31:20🔗 Caller I'm not going to the... I told you. My birthday is June 26th.

1:31:24🔗 Drew How old are your kids? How old are your kids?

1:31:27🔗 Caller Eleven and twelve.

1:31:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:31:29🔗 Caller Good girl.

1:31:31🔗 Adam Good girls. Oh, boy. Proudly making porn right now.

1:31:35🔗 Drew I wish... Maybe it's not time to find the guy until...

1:31:39🔗 Caller Never been married.

1:31:41🔗 Adam Okay. Well, listen...

1:31:42🔗 Drew Oh, she's with the same guy for 16 years, but never married.

1:31:44🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. And by the way, she's like bragging that she's never been married, but she got the two kids. I think Brenda needs to find sobriety.

1:31:53🔗 Drew Yeah. Nothing... Whatever decision she makes in her disease, she will regret.

1:31:57🔗 Adam Right. And believe me, you're doing a horrible job with those kids.

1:32:01🔗 Drew Just with the drinking problem. Yeah.

1:32:03🔗 Adam That and the description of the specials. That was weak. That was just so you ever got a hell of it.

1:32:10🔗 Drew She's loaded.

1:32:12🔗 Adam Well, but you see, I can... I've done this job, this job load. I've done, you know, Dr. Drew, board certified physician.

1:32:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:18🔗 Drew You do this job load all the time. You do it. You're wasted.

1:32:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:20🔗 Adam I do a good job. Right?

1:32:21🔗 Drew All right. All right.

1:32:22🔗 Caller Touche.

1:32:23🔗 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Loveline will be right back.

1:32:32🔗 Adam There he, there you go. Well, that's it. Another show successfully finished.

1:32:40🔗 Drew Just finished.

1:32:40🔗 Adam Yeah. This guy. I forget about it. I was going to say something nice or clever or something, but I'm out of words.

1:32:45🔗 Drew Are you kidding?

1:32:47🔗 Adam So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. What's your sign?

1:32:54🔗 Caller Oh, I'm a cancer. My birthday is in two days. Yay!

1:33:00🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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