Monday, May 28, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast.

1:13🔗 Yeah!

1:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:17🔗 Loveline!

1:18🔗 Drew Just trying to get yourself charged up here. Oh, way to go, Adam.

1:23🔗 Adam Just trying to kick an ounce of enthusiasm into my lifeless corpse. Oh, yeah! Phone number for Loveline, 1-800-LLVE-191. That's Dr. Drew over there. Dr. Drew, board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. You troubled teen with an attitude. Drew's going to see right through that veil and help you tonight, right, Druski?

1:48🔗 Drew As you say, Adam, let's go.

1:49🔗 Adam That's right there, buddy boy. Ready to hop on the phones and help the nation?

1:53🔗 Drew Way to go, Ace.

1:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Here we go now. No, no.

1:59🔗 Drew Gives me a little chill.

2:00🔗 Adam No, but we got to get a lightning round going soon. Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys is going to be in here tonight. We actually have a Backstreet Boy on this show.

2:09🔗 Drew You're not going to subject him to a lightning round, are you?

2:11🔗 Adam No. No, it doesn't work with guests. But Nick and the rest of the boys, Backstreet Boys, that is, are finishing up their gig at the Staples Center. And he's coming straight over here. So he should be here anytime now, depending on how long it takes him to have sex with ten groupies backstage, finish up, wipe down, and head over here. Josh?

2:32🔗 Oh, wow. What's up?

2:34🔗 Adam You're 18. What's going on?

2:35🔗 Caller I'm 18. I have a comment and a question.

2:37🔗 Adam All right.

2:38🔗 Caller My comment was, I went to the Backstreet Boys concert to pick up girls. But my plan, it backfired. And the girls were like, they're all like 12 years old.

2:47🔗 Drew Right. Oh, boy.

2:49🔗 Adam Yeah. I still could have put together an alternate plan with those 12 years old.

2:52🔗 Drew Was it just an amazing amount of screaming, shrieking?

2:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

2:56🔗 Adam Were you at the show?

2:58🔗 Caller Yeah. I actually went to... I actually paid some shady guy, some security guard, like five bucks to get in. And he led us in through the back.

3:06🔗 Adam Wait a minute. No, you didn't.

3:07🔗 Caller I swear.

3:08🔗 Drew Wait, but not tonight.

3:09🔗 Caller Excuse me?

3:10🔗 Adam No.

3:10🔗 Drew He was in Seattle.

3:11🔗 Caller No, Tacoma Dome.

3:12🔗 Adam Yeah. You paid a guy five bucks?

3:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

3:15🔗 Adam Five bucks?

3:16🔗 Caller It's a magic handshake, you know.

3:19🔗 Drew Where did you sit?

3:20🔗 Caller Oh, we actually, we had to find our own seats.

3:24🔗 Adam All right. Could you turn down the evening news back there, Josh?

3:27🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. No problem.

3:28🔗 Adam All right.

3:28🔗 Caller I also, I got pictures of it on...

3:32🔗 Adam All right. You idiot. Jackass. Did you dump that out, Anderson?

3:38🔗 Drew Please.

3:39🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:39🔗 Drew Right on.

3:42🔗 Adam Listen, everybody who's got themselves a screwy website and thinks they're going to plug it over the air, you can do it through legitimate means by talking to us and perhaps we'll take pity on you. But if you just blurt it out, they don't get on the air because Anderson over there has himself a dump button and the show has a 10-second delay.

4:02🔗 Drew Just block all that out.

4:03🔗 Yep.

4:05🔗 Drew You've been boxing with him lately? David Allen Grier?

4:09🔗 Adam No, I've been working too much and he's too big. I think I scare him with my left hook. Nicole? Yeah. You're 18, what's up?

4:19🔗 Caller Well, it's kind of a weird thing. I'm 18 and I've never had a boyfriend. And everyone tells me it's really odd. And it's not like I'm bad looking. Like everyone tells me, well, you should have a boyfriend. Well, I don't know if I really want one after looking at all my friends.

4:32🔗 Drew Have you been dating at all? What? You dated at all?

4:34🔗 Caller Yeah, I've dated like a couple guys, like I've dated probably about three guys in my entire life.

4:40🔗 Drew Why don't you date a little more and don't feel the need to have a boyfriend. I think it's very protective not to have one at your age.

4:46🔗 Caller Yeah, and that's like, and I totally see that because I am going to be leaving for college in a couple more.

4:50🔗 Drew You're going to college, you're changing a lot, you're engaging in life, you're going to meet a whole new group of peers and friends.

4:56🔗 Caller Yeah, and the whole thing with that, though, is that I kind of back out. I guess a lot of the guys that I date could definitely turn into more than just dating.

5:05🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're 18. Why do that to yourself?

5:07🔗 Caller And I don't want to. That's fine. Leave her alone, Drew. That's exactly right. I don't want to necessarily.

5:13🔗 Drew Leave her alone. I'm trying to support her.

5:15🔗 Adam I know, but you're enabling her.

5:17🔗 Drew Where are you going to school?

5:18🔗 Caller I'm hopefully going to Seattle. I don't know, maybe East Coast.

5:23🔗 Drew Seattle, East Coast.

5:25🔗 Adam Same place. I can see you're very serious about your education.

5:30🔗 Caller As of now, I just want to not be in high school. But I think...

5:34🔗 Adam I see.

5:35🔗 Caller I was listening to your show a couple of nights ago and you guys brought up a very good point about when you lose somebody close to you, you kind of don't want to replace them. I don't talk to my brother anymore.

5:45🔗 Drew How come? How come?

5:47🔗 Caller He was a drug addict. I just didn't agree with a lot of the things he did.

5:51🔗 Drew So that was painful to lose him.

5:53🔗 Caller And he still lives with me and I just don't talk to him.

5:56🔗 Adam How old is he?

5:58🔗 Caller He's 20.

5:59🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, you're smart to hit the road and go off somewhere to college. What base have you gotten to? Are you a virgin?

6:05🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

6:06🔗 Drew She was a dated three guys. Dated.

6:08🔗 Adam You never know. But, Nicole, it still sounds like you'd rather do a little more than dating.

6:16🔗 Caller I would. And I kind of feel like I'm missing out on a lot of things by not exploring more in relationships. But it's just kind of like.

6:24🔗 Adam Well, listen, don't put pressure on yourself. Just keep yourself open. If you meet a good guy, go out with him.

6:31🔗 Caller And you know what? There is a guy that I really like right now and he's dating one of my really best friends. He actually hooked up a year ago and we hadn't talked for a year because a friend of mine had told me one night that she's into him.

6:46🔗 Drew That he was the cheese into him, right?

6:48🔗 Caller No, that he was like right before me and this guy were going to hook up. One of my friends that was kind of like a brother to me told me that he that this guy only wanted me for sex. And so I was like, OK, being the virgin that I am, I'm not going to do that.

7:04🔗 Drew Well, just figure that all guys have that orientation. Just assume that's their priority. That may not be where they stop, but that's their priority.

7:12🔗 Adam I'm just saying she's going to think herself right out of a relationship. Doing too much thinking.

7:19🔗 Drew It's all right, though.

7:19🔗 Adam A couple of wine coolers, get off the joint, just relax. Take it slow, right, Drew?

7:25🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

7:26🔗 Adam Yes, indeed. Erica?

7:28🔗 Best Of Yeah?

7:29🔗 Adam Year 15?

7:31🔗 Best Of I had a question for you guys, but can you wait till Nick gets there? Because I have a question for him, too.

7:36🔗 Drew All right. No.

7:37🔗 No?

7:37🔗 Adam No, I don't care.

7:39🔗 Drew I understand that's why she got the call through.

7:41🔗 Best Of No, no, I swear, I swear.

7:42🔗 I have a question for you.

7:44🔗 Adam All right.

7:44🔗 Best Of I just have one quick question for Nick.

7:46🔗 Adam I think I can answer any question you give to Nick. Go ahead.

7:48🔗 Caller Well, it's not only a question.

7:50🔗 Best Of It's just my friend, she really, really likes him.

7:54🔗 Adam He knows. He's not interested.

7:56🔗 Best Of Oh, I know.

7:56🔗 Caller I know.

7:58🔗 Best Of I was wondering if you could say hi to her.

8:01🔗 Yeah.

8:02🔗 Adam I'll say hi to her for Nick.

8:04🔗 Drew Nick says.

8:05🔗 Best Of Okay. Her name is Briand.

8:07🔗 Adam Briand?

8:08🔗 Briand, yes.

8:09🔗 Adam Briand. Briand?

8:11🔗 B-R-I-A-N-D.

8:14🔗 Drew Briand.

8:15🔗 Adam Briand. Hi. This is Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys. I want to say hi to Briand.

8:23🔗 Drew Okay. Now, what's your question, Erica?

8:26🔗 Well, I can't. Okay.

8:27🔗 I came home and...

8:29🔗 Drew Stop. Don't. Don't. Don't go back now. Erica, what's that? You came home.

8:34🔗 Best Of I came home and I was home early and nobody was expecting me home. And I found, well, I didn't find him, but I heard my stepbrother and my mom and they were talking. And I found out that they were they were sleeping together.

8:49🔗 Drew What did they say exactly?

8:51🔗 Best Of They were planning on when to do it. Like, like next.

8:57🔗 Drew What did they say exactly?

9:01🔗 Best Of Um, let me think.

9:06🔗 Drew What?

9:07🔗 Best Of What?

9:07🔗 Drew What did they say?

9:09🔗 Best Of They were talking just like about like their schedules and stuff.

9:13🔗 Drew How old is your stepbrother?

9:15🔗 Best Of Uh, 19.

9:16🔗 Drew Oh, he has a very heavy schedule, I'm sure. Yeah.

9:19🔗 He goes to college.

9:20🔗 Adam Yeah. Where were they that they didn't know you were home?

9:26🔗 Best Of They were in his bedroom. And that's like in the back of the house.

9:31🔗 Drew And you were just standing outside there listening?

9:34🔗 Best Of I was in the hall.

9:35🔗 Drew And why did they?

9:36🔗 Best Of The door wasn't closed all the way.

9:38🔗 Adam And did they say we have to meet to have sex?

9:42🔗 Best Of No, they were just talking.

9:47🔗 Caller I couldn't hear everything.

9:49🔗 Drew So we either, either, this is bogus, or you misinterpreted, these are our thoughts, or you misinterpreted what was being said. And we're trying to evaluate this.

10:00🔗 Adam That could have actually happened.

10:01🔗 Drew It could have actually happened, but not from what she's telling us.

10:04🔗 Adam We're going to need some more, you know, concrete evidence.

10:06🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:07🔗 Best Of I guess I could have misinterpreted that maybe.

10:09🔗 All right.

10:10🔗 Adam That's okay, baby. Why are you thinking about it so much?

10:14🔗 Drew Because she wanted to talk to Nick Carter.

10:16🔗 Best Of No, I don't. I don't like him. Well, I mean...

10:19🔗 Adam I see.

10:19🔗 Best Of I don't have anything against him.

10:20🔗 Adam Hold on. Let me... Yes. I'm very upset for Nick. All right, goofball.

10:25🔗 No, Adam...

10:27🔗 Adam All right.

10:29🔗 Drew Off with you.

10:29🔗 Adam I don't have time for the kids tonight, Drew. Maybe you've gathered that. Most nights.

10:35🔗 Drew Interesting. Samantha.

10:36🔗 Adam Well, this is what I want to say to everybody. If you have an allegation, fine. But be prepared to support it in some meaningful way. You know what I mean?

10:47🔗 Drew I'm with you on that.

10:48🔗 Adam Well, we have more of that in this show than at just about any other place on the planet. Here's what I think is happening. And then you go, well, why do you think that? And they go, huh? What makes you think your stepbrother is going to sleep with your stepmom? Or your brother is going to sleep with your stepmom? It's like you came to them with the allegation now. Then they start filling it in, but it doesn't really make sense. It's bad radio, Drew. Samantha?

11:16🔗 Best Of Yes?

11:17🔗 Adam You're 25.

11:18🔗 Best Of Yeah.

11:18🔗 Adam What's up?

11:20🔗 Best Of I think I've been diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorders before. Nothing big, just little things, but...

11:29🔗 Drew Hair pulling?

11:30🔗 Best Of I'm sorry?

11:30🔗 Drew Hair pulling?

11:32🔗 Hair pulling?

11:33🔗 Best Of I just... No, no, no. I count syllables.

11:36🔗 Drew Count syllables.

11:37🔗 Best Of I count a little stupid things, but... I think that in my... In my...

11:45🔗 Caller Okay.

11:47🔗 Best Of In my relationships, I think I get obsessed too easy. Very, very obsessed that I can't help it, and I find myself... I'm so scared right now. I don't know what to do.

11:58🔗 Adam Why are you scared?

11:59🔗 Best Of Because I... I can't control it. I mean, I've been with this guy for about, uh, over... about a year, over a year now, and, um, I don't love him, and he doesn't love me, and that's... that's fine. You know, because, you know, I'm not... I'm not looking for that right now.

12:14🔗 Drew Well, get out of there.

12:16🔗 Best Of That's not... That's not the point, though. It's just... The point is that even though I know I don't love him, I feel myself obsessed with him. I think that I'm a sane person, but insane in a way.

12:25🔗 Drew Have you taken any medication for this?

12:26🔗 Best Of I used to take Zoloft.

12:28🔗 Drew Why don't you see if somebody may get you back on meds, maybe it will be easier for you to reconnect with reality.

12:32🔗 Best Of The thing is, it didn't help much. It didn't help much.

12:35🔗 Drew Maybe that's the wrong medicine for you.

12:36🔗 Best Of I'm sorry?

12:37🔗 Drew Maybe that was the wrong medication.

12:39🔗 Best Of I'm not sure. I just know that like last night, I just... What happened was he didn't answer his... Or he turned off his cell phone, and so I was supposed to go to work, so his cell phone was off and it scared me, because usually when I'm over, he turns off his cell phone, which maybe he's a bad guy, but the point is, the point is this is, it's not... Forget him for a minute, just me. The thing is that I could not control it, and in my mind, he had somebody over, and I was just thinking all these...

13:08🔗 Adam Samantha, let me ask you a quick question.

13:11🔗 Best Of Yeah.

13:11🔗 Adam How many syllables in psychiatrists?

13:15🔗 Best Of Four.

13:16🔗 Adam Four. That's pretty good.

13:18🔗 Drew Fast.

13:18🔗 Adam Is that right?

13:19🔗 Drew What's your practice?

13:20🔗 Adam I'm going to look that up during the commercial break and check up on you. All right. You need to get...

13:24🔗 Best Of I got into a car last night.

13:27🔗 Adam While you're driving or were you walking?

13:28🔗 Best Of The thing is, I had saw a car that I thought that I had seen at his house before and they saw it.

13:33🔗 Drew But Samantha, look, you've got a lot of mental health issues going on here. A lot. You're 25. It's not about kid stuff anymore. It's about a very entrenched way of thinking, a mood problem, anxiety problems, obsessive-compulsive features. You need to have some treatment. You're suffering with this. You're making bad choices in relationship. You're not getting on in your life. Let's get this. Let's take care of this. Let's get some treatment, all right? It's time. It's time. And I can tell you that if you can't engage in some sort of talk therapy or behavioral therapies that are effective for you and they take a long time, medication would significantly reduce your suffering. Okay?

14:11🔗 Best Of It won't help me.

14:12🔗 Drew The right medicine will.

14:13🔗 Best Of Is there anything that will help me?

14:14🔗 Drew Yes, a lot of... Yes, I'm telling you the things that will help you, but you've got to go get... ask for the help.

14:20🔗 Adam Yeah, why not? Why go through life the way you're going through life?

14:24🔗 Drew How much worse could it be?

14:26🔗 Adam She had a serious chemical imbalance and she needed to be balanced.

14:30🔗 Absolutely.

14:32🔗 All right.

14:33🔗 Adam Chris.

14:34🔗 Drew Yeah?

14:35🔗 Adam You're 19.

14:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:36🔗 Adam What's your problem?

14:38🔗 Drew Well... I already don't believe him. Nothing. Go ahead. See? See that? Sarah, we've had like one legitimate call tonight so far.

14:50🔗 Adam No, that is not true.

14:51🔗 Drew They've all been bogus. They have been bogus.

14:53🔗 Adam We started off with more bogus last night than we did tonight. It is so true, though, Drew. You hear a guy and I don't know if it's just the sort of checkoff tone or what it is. It's the age meets insincerity meets what.

15:11🔗 Drew I look at the question up there and it's something horrible. The guy answering the phone is like gleeful, gleeful and full of bravado. No. No, wait a minute. That's not somebody that's talking about these awful things.

15:22🔗 Adam No, he just... What was his question?

15:24🔗 Drew Like, who, who, who? It's like, hey, that's not somebody that's talking about...

15:27🔗 Adam No, he was having... No, what was his question?

15:30🔗 Drew He and his girlfriend have walked in and his parents are having sex.

15:32🔗 Adam That's not horrible for a 19-year-old.

15:34🔗 Drew No, it's not horrible, but it'd be like, hey, I got something to talk about. Yeah, I remember I'm upset about this when I'm called.

15:40🔗 Adam I don't even compare it. I don't, I don't take their attitude and compare it to their question. I just hear their voice.

15:46🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, how they make me feel is my thing.

15:49🔗 Adam Yeah, like you want to punch them.

15:50🔗 Caller Right.

15:52🔗 Adam Clarice?

15:53🔗 Caller Hi.

15:54🔗 Adam Hey, you're 17. What's up?

15:56🔗 Best Of Yeah, like ever since me and my boyfriend had sex, my friends told me that it would pop my cherry and that it would like bleed a lot. But when we had sex and he doesn't have a small penis, it's fairly large. But when we had sex, it didn't pop and it didn't hurt or anything. And I orgasmed and it felt good and everything. And I even had some of the secretion that you've talked about before.

16:22🔗 Drew You mean you gushed?

16:23🔗 Best Of Yeah.

16:24🔗 Drew Wow, first time out.

16:26🔗 Adam Is it, are they still calling it pop and the cherry?

16:30🔗 Best Of I guess. That's what my friends call it.

16:31🔗 Drew Yeah. The popping is a figure of speech. Really? Yeah. There's no popping that goes on.

16:39🔗 Adam No, but they break the cherry.

16:41🔗 Drew Yeah. They feel some pain and then gives way.

16:44🔗 Adam I thought that was something from the 70s. I don't even remember saying pop and the cherry like when I was in high school. I don't remember popping cherries.

16:52🔗 Caller It didn't hurt.

16:53🔗 Drew Good. Maybe you didn't have one anymore.

16:55🔗 Best Of But, and then ever since we had sex, it feels like someone put a balloon up in there and then they inflated it inside me.

17:04🔗 Drew So you have some pain. Any discharge? What do you mean?

17:07🔗 Best Of Like urine or?

17:08🔗 Drew No. I mean like any pus or anything funny coming out?

17:12🔗 Best Of No, not really.

17:13🔗 Drew Any irritation on the outside?

17:15🔗 Best Of Yeah. It feels like a balloon.

17:16🔗 Drew Yeah. How long ago did you have sex?

17:19🔗 Best Of We had sex like a month ago.

17:20🔗 Drew No, no. You got to get a pelvic exam. You should be getting one now anyway at your age. Yeah. Cervical cancer kills women in their 20s. It prevents that from happening. You're sexually active now, so it's important to do that as part of your normal health care. And now you have some funny symptoms that lead me to be concerned about infection. You ought to get checked out.

17:41🔗 Adam Maybe there is a balloon up there.

17:42🔗 Drew Maybe you left a balloon behind.

17:44🔗 Adam Have you been dating a clown?

17:46🔗 Best Of I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle, here is myself.

17:56🔗 Adam I know people think I should say something, but I'm not going to.

18:01🔗 Drew Wow. Well, what was that about?

18:04🔗 Adam Can you do the dreidel song, Maurice?

18:07🔗 Drew Maurice?

18:08🔗 Adam That's it?

18:10🔗 Best Of I'm a little tea pot, so I'm...

18:12🔗 Adam Hey, you don't have a lot of range, do you, baby? Come on, give me another song. Oh, my God. It's like it's even Weirdo Broadnight on Loveline. The guys we expected from, but the women. Have we got more bogus calls to this show in the last three weeks than we've gotten in the past three years?

18:37🔗 Drew No, we've got more in the last three weeks than we've had in the last nine years.

18:40🔗 Adam Oh, nine years.

18:41🔗 Yeah.

18:42🔗 Adam How's that go? Is it just one of these things like pitbull attacks and freeway shootings? They just seem to come in clusters?

18:51🔗 Drew I'm asking for y'all at the control tower there to screen out the BS.

18:57🔗 Adam Well, if this keeps up, men and women calling with these bogus calls, we're only going to take calls from hermaphrodite. Agreed, Drew?

19:07🔗 Drew Sure.

19:08🔗 Adam Hermaphrodite Wednesday? John?

19:11🔗 Yeah.

19:12🔗 Adam You're 16?

19:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:13🔗 Adam What's up?

19:15🔗 Caller Well, I got this thing with my teachers. Well, not really lots of them, just like one where I get sexual obsessions with them. You know, like arranged to have them drive me home, or like she went to like the movies two weeks ago and I found out she was going to go and she went to go see like Chocolat and I somehow dragged my friends to go see it just because she was going to be there.

19:41🔗 Adam How do you find out she's going to see the movie?

19:43🔗 Caller Well, I asked her what she was going to do this weekend.

19:45🔗 Drew How do you figure out what time and which?

19:48🔗 Caller Well, I just sort of like went and hung out in Westfield and I checked what time it was replying and they were like...

19:54🔗 Drew Yeah, it was probably 12 different times. How did you decide which one?

19:56🔗 Caller Well, she was going to go that night so I figured she wasn't going to go for a 9 o'clock show because that was probably too late for her so I figured like 7.

20:04🔗 Adam And did you see her?

20:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:07🔗 Adam Did you say hi to her?

20:08🔗 Yeah.

20:10🔗 Caller And like it happens like every year like with a new teacher like I get these like... I just start like obsessing about it.

20:17🔗 Drew He needs a girlfriend, right?

20:19🔗 Adam Yeah. You either need a girlfriend or a beanbag chair you can write.

20:22🔗 Caller Well I have like a sort of girlfriend like you know comes over and we do whatever but like I could carry like lots about her.

20:29🔗 Drew Is there anything you need to tell us about your past? Nothing weird?

20:34🔗 Caller Like abuses.

20:35🔗 Drew Yeah. Whatever.

20:37🔗 Caller Well maybe like 8 years ago.

20:41🔗 Drew So you were 8. What happened?

20:44🔗 Caller Well there was some sexual abuse for like a short time but...

20:48🔗 Drew With an older person?

20:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:50🔗 Drew I'm thinking bogus again.

20:51🔗 Adam Yeah I didn't believe this guy.

20:53🔗 Drew But...

20:54🔗 No I swear to God.

20:55🔗 Drew Whatever.

20:56🔗 Adam Where were you? I mean how did this happen?

20:59🔗 Caller What the abuse?

21:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

21:01🔗 Caller Well, I was staying at my grandparents' house and like it's in Portugal, and then it was my older cousin, like a relative, and he just sort of like kind of bit me. He started like showing me things and he started like doing stuff.

21:20🔗 Drew How old was he?

21:22🔗 Caller He must have been 15 at that time.

21:25🔗 Drew And you were 8? Yeah.

21:27🔗 Adam Well, that's something.

21:28🔗 Drew That can screw with your workings, your attachments to people and your attractions.

21:35🔗 Adam Have you ever got any counseling for this?

21:38🔗 Caller Well, I used to see a therapist for a couple of years. I never brought up the subject.

21:41🔗 Drew Alright, you might want to check that out, right?

21:43🔗 Adam What did you do? Just talk about tetherball and stuff? I mean, when you talk about your therapist with, you know, people when you re 12, other than this.

21:53🔗 Caller I was, like, in eating disorder.

21:56🔗 Adam You had an eating disorder?

21:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:58🔗 Drew But that's, some of that is from this trauma.

22:01🔗 Adam I m sure all of it is. What kind of eating disorder did you have?

22:05🔗 Caller Anorexia.

22:08🔗 Adam Really? I didn't know guys got that very often.

22:10🔗 Drew Yeah, not very often, but they do get it.

22:11🔗 Adam Hey, John?

22:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:13🔗 Adam I think it's time to talk to someone again, and this time you got to tell them everything.

22:17🔗 Drew Yeah, absolutely.

22:19🔗 Adam Now we think every call is a bogus call, so the people actually need help don't get it. You see how it works?

22:24🔗 Yeah.

22:27🔗 Adam It's a ripple effect. All right, let's take ourselves a little break and regroup, Drew.

22:31🔗 Drew That would be a good idea.

22:32🔗 Adam I think you need a hug. When we come back, we're going to speak to Nick Carter.

22:36🔗 Drew When's he coming back? Coming out.

22:38🔗 Adam Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys?

22:40🔗 Drew That's right.

22:40🔗 Adam Should be out here pretty soon. They just finished their gig up over there at the Staples Center, and he's coming here straight away. When we come back, oh, he just called. And when is he coming over here, Anderson?

22:54🔗 He'll be here in like 10, 15 minutes.

22:55🔗 Adam 10, 15 minutes. Darryl, oh, that's from Engineer Anderson. So either he's already here or he won't be here for three days. Darryl is waiting on hold. He's 23, he's an alcoholic. He can't have erections anymore. Wants to know what's up with this. We'll tell him about it after this. Yeah, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew over there. 1-800-LOVE-191 is the phone number. Sasha Alexander from Dawson Creek, will be in here tomorrow night. Cast of MAD TV. Somebody from NYPD Blue next week, Newfound Glory.

23:44🔗 Drew East Samorals.

23:46🔗 Adam East Samorals, oh yeah. Oh, is that from... Oh, I couldn't read it from here. Anyway, Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys is going to be in here in just a couple of few minutes, and we will hop back to the phones. Daryl, you're 23. You're an alcoholic?

24:05🔗 Caller I guess. I'm really not sure. I drink a lot, I guess. Okay, my question is, I've been abusing alcohol for about three or four years, the vodka, and I recently quit about three weeks now, and I've been experiencing numbness on my left side and my fingertips and my feet.

24:22🔗 Drew Well, you're detoxing. Have you been sleeping at all during that time?

24:26🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Tell me about it. It's so terrible once you quit.

24:29🔗 Drew Yeah, are you a tremor? Are you tremulous still, too?

24:33🔗 Caller A little bit, but it's getting better.

24:35🔗 Drew Okay, well, you're detoxing. It takes a while to get off the stuff.

24:37🔗 Caller How long does it usually take?

24:38🔗 Drew Well, if you're untreated, it can drag on for a while. Certainly three weeks would not be an unreasonable period of time. The real intense stuff is usually about a week.

24:45🔗 Adam How does it go faster when you're treated?

24:47🔗 Drew It says the whole thing is sort of suppressed. It's kind of a syndrome.

24:50🔗 Adam They give you medications?

24:51🔗 Drew Yeah, you have to get a lot of medicine.

24:53🔗 Caller Yeah, see, I'm doing it on my own, so.

24:55🔗 Adam What about the numbness?

24:56🔗 Drew The numbness, people get all kinds of funny symptoms when they're detoxing. Certainly numbness, shakiness, unsteadiness. I've seen, you name it, I've seen it.

25:06🔗 Caller But it should go away?

25:07🔗 Drew It should go away.

25:09🔗 Caller Longer than three weeks, though, right?

25:10🔗 Drew Yeah, another week or so. Once you're not tremulous and you're starting to feel normal, although you're asleep or you're messed up for about six months, and your moods are going to be screwed up, especially if you don't get into recovery. I expect to feel like hell if you don't get involved in some sort of program. You've got to replace that alcohol with some process here.

25:27🔗 Caller And I'm also experiencing no erection.

25:30🔗 Drew Well, yeah, you have sympathetic overloads. That would not be a surprise.

25:34🔗 Adam Sympathetic overload is a good name for a band. I'm going to name my next project the Sympathetic Overload Project. Well, what should he do?

25:43🔗 Drew I think he's probably okay. Take lots of B vitamins, lots of fluids, and get in the program.

25:48🔗 Adam Fluids, but not grain alcohol?

25:50🔗 Drew Not that sort of fun.

25:51🔗 Adam You mean like water?

25:53🔗 Drew Water and something in it.

25:54🔗 Adam Like what?

25:56🔗 Drew Like Gatorade. Scotch?

25:59🔗 Adam Gatorade and water? How about just drinking the Gatorade?

26:01🔗 Drew Gatorade would be great.

26:02🔗 Adam Why? I was reading the Gatorade thing the other day. It has like, I don't know, weird stuff in there.

26:09🔗 Drew You need salt basically.

26:11🔗 Caller Why?

26:11🔗 Drew You need fluid. You need salt in water and salt balance.

26:14🔗 Adam Does the salt keep the fluid in you?

26:16🔗 Drew Yes. And it also doesn't cause a dilution of anything.

26:19🔗 Adam How does the salt keep the fluid in you?

26:22🔗 Drew It basically, your kidney gets fluid out of you. I'm just going to say this in a way that's understandable.

26:29🔗 Adam Well, you don't know.

26:30🔗 Drew No, no, I know. It affects the way the kidney dumps fluid, water out.

26:35🔗 Adam So you don't process as much water.

26:37🔗 Drew So you will tend to retain sodium and water if you're taking in sodium and water.

26:43🔗 Adam I see. Do people take salt tablets anymore? Remember when athletes used to take salt tablets? Oh, yeah. Why don't they take those anymore? Okay. You're a great doctor.

26:53🔗 Drew That I don't know.

26:54🔗 Paul? Yeah.

26:55🔗 Adam You're 25?

26:57🔗 Caller All right.

26:57🔗 Adam What's the question?

26:59🔗 Caller It's more of a clinical question. Dr. Drew would probably know about it. After having an orgasm, when I'm laying on my back or whatever way I'm laying down, if I kind of touch my finger very lightweight, like against the bottom side of my penis, I can feel like a radiating going down to the bottom of my feet, like towards the back of my legs. I think it's like the sciatic nerve. I don't know. I just want to know if he's ever heard of anything like that. I mean, I'm not scared about it.

27:32🔗 Drew There are all kinds of symptoms that people get after an orgasm that just are indicative of the whole process of orgasm.

27:41🔗 Caller I don't know.

27:42🔗 Drew I was thinking maybe... It's nothing you should worry about. Women complain about this all the time.

27:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:46🔗 Adam For me, I can't hear women talk.

27:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

27:50🔗 Adam Penny for your thoughts, huh?

27:52🔗 Caller Yeah. I was thinking maybe some of the sacral nerves.

27:55🔗 Drew No, Paul. Forget it. Stop. Stop thinking that way because that's not going to put you down a fruitful path.

28:02🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

28:02🔗 Adam Why don't you leave your pecker alone after you have the orgasm?

28:06🔗 Drew It's a spinal mechanism, okay? Spinal. It's a feedback loop through the spinal column that's stimulating efferent pathways.

28:15🔗 Adam What do you think? You have cancer or something?

28:17🔗 Caller Oh, no, no. I was just kidding. I just wanted to know if you had ever heard of any...

28:19🔗 Drew Yes. Yes. Just relax.

28:21🔗 Adam Listen, after you have that orgasm, all bets are off with the penis. You get that weird shiver thing sometimes. All kinds of weird feelings. You're not supposed to touch your penis after an orgasm. That's the one time you leave it alone.

28:33🔗 Drew It's super sensitive at that point, and it's due to a spinal mechanism. And the ones that are actually not well understood, the actual function of orgasm is not that well understood.

28:42🔗 Adam My penis is like a burn victim after I orgasm, which is... Don't get near it.

28:48🔗 Caller It hurts.

28:49🔗 Adam Leave it be.

28:50🔗 Drew Put it in sort of a laminar flow room.

28:53🔗 Adam That's right. Put one of those oxygen tents around it. Yeah. Have Michael Jackson come visit it on the weekend. Just leave it be. Jenny? Yeah? Oh. Well, here's Nick Carter now. Hold on a second there, Jenny. Okay. And just put them on hold. Nick, have a seat there, buddy.

29:12🔗 Caller How you doing, man?

29:13🔗 Adam Good to see you. Put those headphones on. Adjust your volume there. And tell us all about it.

29:22🔗 Caller What's up?

29:23🔗 Adam Nick, now we met the Backstreet Boys at the Home Team show, right? Terry Bradshaw show. Do you remember that?

29:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:32🔗 Adam That was four or five years ago. Four or five years ago.

29:36🔗 Caller How long? How long the show last?

29:38🔗 Adam They canceled it halfway into our segment, I think. And since then, what do you sold? 55 million copies, 55 million CD's since we saw you last.

29:51🔗 Caller That's OK.

29:52🔗 Adam Yeah, that's not bad. You just get off stage at the Staples Center?

29:56🔗 Caller Yeah. We just got done performing.

29:58🔗 Adam How did that go for you?

29:59🔗 Caller It went really good. I mean, it was a sold out crowd. And we actually were taping it for a CBS special.

30:07🔗 Adam When does that air?

30:09🔗 Caller I don't know. Sometime in the summer. Maybe a little bit sooner.

30:12🔗 Adam Have you guys played at the Staples Center since they made it at the Staples Center?

30:15🔗 Caller I don't know if we have or not. I really can't remember.

30:17🔗 Drew Since they made it at the Staples Center? What was it before?

30:20🔗 Adam Well, since, I mean, the forum obviously is where the Lakers used to play. You know what I was thinking? I was thinking of the sports arena, which is down the street.

30:28🔗 Drew Different.

30:29🔗 Adam Yeah, it's different. But what I'm saying is it hasn't been there very long.

30:33🔗 Drew Right.

30:33🔗 Adam And I'm just curious since it's been there a relatively short period of time, if this is your first or second time around. But who cares now, Drew? You've soured me to this whole line of questioning. Ah, you want to talk about us?

30:48🔗 Caller Sure.

30:49🔗 Adam You have any?

30:50🔗 Caller Where'd you get that shirt?

30:52🔗 Adam I got this shirt for the Man Show. Thank you very much, Nick. Uh, Nick grew up in, what, where, Orlando?

31:00🔗 Caller Nah, I grew up in Tampa. Oh. But now, it's close to Orlando.

31:04🔗 Adam I was reading here that the band got together in 93.

31:07🔗 Caller Yep.

31:08🔗 Adam But you're 21 now, right? So, what, are you 13?

31:13🔗 Caller 12, actually. I was 12 going on 13. Wow. So I've been in the group for eight years now.

31:19🔗 Adam How long was the band around before they cut their first CD?

31:24🔗 Caller Before we dropped our first CD in America, we were around for like three years over in Europe.

31:30🔗 Adam Oh, you started in Europe?

31:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:32🔗 Adam I didn't know that.

31:33🔗 Caller Yeah, we started in Europe, actually, about around the time Snoop had dropped Doggy Style and Nirvana, you know, let Nevermind out.

31:42🔗 Adam And did you guys, you were touring in Europe at 14, 15 years old?

31:46🔗 Caller Yep.

31:47🔗 Adam And were you polishing your, you know, honing your skills, polishing your act in Europe? I mean, was that the plan, go to go to Europe and work out all the beats?

31:55🔗 Caller I don't think it was, I mean, it was a little bit of that. I mean, actually turned out to be that. But then, you know, in the beginning, basically what it was, was that, you know, America just wasn't ready for a five guy white group, you know?

32:06🔗 Adam Right. Well, I guess.

32:07🔗 Caller Because New Kids on the Block had just, you know, had all that big controversial stuff right around that time.

32:13🔗 Adam Well, there was, there was a little New Kids on the Block were real hot in the early, early nineties, right? And then they went away and then there was a little boy band backlash, which was a fair done with that. Let's hear some Nirvana and Soundgarden and all that good stuff. And then people calmed down for a while. And then the bands made their way back.

32:37🔗 Caller See, we came out with who dropped around the same time we did. Spice Girls did. Hanson did.

32:43🔗 Adam Right.

32:44🔗 Caller And it was us, actually. We were a little bit before the Spice Girls. And we were a little mad because the Spice Girls had dropped two singles. And they did really good. And we weren't doing nothing at all. And they had just came in. And we had been in forever. And then they came in, milked the market, and left.

33:04🔗 Adam These Backstreet Boys weren't guys you went to junior high with. I mean, you were recruited, right?

33:08🔗 Caller No, actually, well, two of the guys, Kevin and Brian, are cousins. They've known each other for their whole lives. And, you know, me, AJ, and Howie, we knew each other actually even a little bit before eight years. The group's actually been together for eight years. But me, Howie, and AJ, we knew each other like two years before that.

33:26🔗 Adam Oh, you did?

33:26🔗 Caller Yeah, AJ actually knew Howie even six years before that.

33:30🔗 Adam I always just thought everyone was, like, recruited.

33:32🔗 Caller Yeah, we knew each other.

33:34🔗 Drew We interviewed 98 Degrees, remember?

33:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:37🔗 Drew And they were talking about how they were basically all pages at Universal Studios. Well, they were like recruited, weren't they? Yeah, and they were just recruited. I mean, they were from all over the country. Really? Yeah. Well, like, wasn't 98 Degrees?

33:48🔗 Adam InSync is recruited.

33:49🔗 Drew Or was it InSync? Yeah.

33:50🔗 Adam Aren't they?

33:51🔗 Yeah.

33:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:53🔗 Adam Yeah, you don't like them. You can't talk about them, right?

33:55🔗 Caller Yeah, it's cool.

33:56🔗 Adam Right, no, he's 55 million records. What do you care?

34:00🔗 Caller It's cool.

34:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

34:02🔗 Caller I mean, hey, it's cool. The guys are cool. They're cool guys.

34:05🔗 Adam They seem like it. They're not on the show. So we can say whatever we want about them. And I doubt they'll be in here anytime soon. All right. So you're are you live? Where do you live now?

34:15🔗 Caller Well, I live. I still have a place in Tampa.

34:17🔗 Adam And do you like doing all the touring? I mean, do you like the lifestyle?

34:22🔗 Caller I love it. We haven't been touring in about a year since the Millennium Tour. And now now we're doing this in the Black and Blue Tour. And it's going really good. We're having fun. I mean, we're up there just giving it all again.

34:34🔗 Adam And when do you go to Europe?

34:37🔗 Caller We go to Europe like sometime, I don't know, sometime like late summer.

34:44🔗 Adam And what's with the, you're going to do some producing or managing?

34:48🔗 Caller Yeah, I've actually been producing and co-managing a band. And I'm actually managing till the time they get picked up or whatever.

34:58🔗 Adam Born into chaos?

34:59🔗 Caller Yeah, it's a band from Tampa, my best friends in the band.

35:02🔗 Adam Can't you just force them to be picked up?

35:04🔗 Caller No, it's, you know what, I thought it was going to be that easy. But you know what, it's not. You know, it's, you got to pay your dues no matter what. You know, and I've come to find that out with these guys. You know, they've been together for about a year now. And when I first, when they first got together, I asked him out, what it was was my friend, my friend Brent, he's one of the guys in the group. He's a guitar player. You know, I had to ask him to, you know, I said, what do you want to do? You want to do something, you know? So he was in a really low point of his life and everything. He said, I said, well, what do you want to do? You know, get yourself out of there and everything. And I said, and I'd suggest it, man, you know, because he liked to play guitar and everything. I said, you know, if you get your guitar skills, you know, really rolling everything and you get a group together, you know, I'll help fund you. I'll help put you out. I'll help, you know, help you tour and make records. You know, and I said, Mitch, you got to want it. So that's what they're doing right now. You know, and I saw myself, you know, achieving, you know, I've known this kid for a long time, you know, me and him just best buds and everything. And I saw myself, you know, achieving, you know, the dream that I have wanted my whole life. And, you know, I just wanted him to do it too, you know. So basically I'm using my money, everything that I've had, and I'm helping him out with his band.

36:16🔗 Adam But you could get your label to pick him up if you want it, don't you?

36:18🔗 Caller Well, I mean, we're actually, dude, I'll tell you what, we've gone through songs and songs, I've been like, you know, guys, you gotta check out this band, you know, they're gonna be doing something, you know, and people are starting to pick up on them a little bit. And you know, our label's like, oh, well, let's get them in the studio, let's do some more demos to see what they sound like in a little more time. Say, hey man, do it now, you know. But they're, you know, you'd think it would be easy to do that and put them on our label, or especially even Jive.

36:45🔗 Adam No, no. I understand fully because in a much lesser scale, people come up to me and say, hey, can you give me one of those man show sweatshirts? And I go, I don't think they'll give me one. And Drew goes, who are you kidding? It's your show, go get one. And I go, I think they'll yell at me if I try to get one. So I understand sometimes just being able to do everything.

37:08🔗 Caller It's not easy.

37:09🔗 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little bit of a break here, Dr. Drew, and when we come back, we'll speak to Vanessa's 20. After sex with boyfriend, he gets small cuts on his pee pee. We'll talk to her and him about it after this.

37:27🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

37:29🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew. Over there, phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Nick Carter's here from the Backstreet Boys. He's still sweaty from his stage appearance at the Staples Center. And we thank him for coming by straight away.

37:49🔗 Caller Thanks for letting me on.

37:51🔗 Adam You guys are in town tonight, obviously, so you should go back to the hotel, get some rest tonight. Are you doing a bunch of press or something tomorrow?

37:58🔗 Caller I don't know what the heck we're doing tomorrow. Hey, Rose, what are you doing?

38:02🔗 Adam But you guys break off and go different directions, right? I mean, after all, travel is a...

38:06🔗 Caller Yeah, we can do whatever we want.

38:09🔗 Adam Like tonight? All right, let's speak to Vanessa's 20. Vanessa?

38:14🔗 Caller Hello.

38:15🔗 Adam What's up?

38:16🔗 Caller Well, my boyfriend, after my boyfriend, I have sex. He gets little, it almost looks like razor blade cuts around the head of his penis.

38:25🔗 Drew Is he wearing a condom?

38:26🔗 Caller Yes.

38:27🔗 Drew Could it be an allergy to that?

38:30🔗 Caller We've tried different condoms. He has them to the doctor.

38:33🔗 Best Of Yeah.

38:34🔗 Caller The doctor said it looked like a yeast infection. And he's been putting Lamisil cream on it. But it, I mean, it never, it never fails. It's like every, after every time we have sex.

38:47🔗 Drew Does it ever heal completely?

38:48🔗 Caller It does heal completely. We have to wait for it to heal because he's in so much pain.

38:52🔗 Drew And have you tried polyurethane condoms or animal skin condoms?

38:55🔗 We've tried everything.

38:56🔗 Drew Then, you sure?

38:57🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Does he have the cuts immediately after sex?

39:00🔗 Caller No. It's usually later on that day or the next day. And he's not circumcised. So I thought that had to do something with it. And that's what the doctor kind of says.

39:11🔗 Drew Right. That's where the sort of yeast comes into this. Yeah.

39:14🔗 Because the skin...

39:16🔗 Adam Why little cuts? Is that drying?

39:18🔗 Drew It's just chafing and cracking. But the herpes can do this too.

39:21🔗 Adam Hold on. I got a theory here. You don't keep your keys up there, do you, Vanessa? I had a girlfriend who kept her, she kept the spare, she kept the hide-a-key.

39:29🔗 Drew You're right. Contact dermatitis, the nickel from the keys. You're right, Adam.

39:33🔗 Adam Listen, I've said a million times, if I had a vagina, I would keep stuff there. Think about it.

39:38🔗 Drew He swears that my dad put it...

39:39🔗 Adam Next for a set of keys, what have you? Dice? Just things you'd want. Change for the meter. Money? Yeah, right. Right. And why not?

39:47🔗 Drew It's a purse.

39:48🔗 Adam Sure.

39:48🔗 Caller He swears my dad put a razor blade up there so he couldn't touch me. But it's... I mean, we joke about it, but he's in so much pain that we don't know what to do anymore.

39:57🔗 Drew Again, it can be herpes. So you probably should have a dermatologist take a look at this when he's having a little outbreak.

40:03🔗 Adam Wouldn't Vanessa have yeast if he got yeast?

40:05🔗 Drew Because they wear a condom all the time.

40:07🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's every... religiously you wear a condom? Yeah. I don't know.

40:14🔗 Caller And it just started probably, I'm going to say, four months ago.

40:17🔗 Drew It's a bad irritation, that's for sure. It may be a reaction to the condom. And you even use the animal skin condoms?

40:23🔗 Caller Yeah, he has bought the animal skin condom.

40:26🔗 Drew I would stick with those, but if he gets an outbreak again, get into a dermatologist. I'm worried about herpes here.

40:32🔗 Adam How about you give him oral sex for a month and give him a little break?

40:35🔗 Best Of Yeah, right.

40:36🔗 Adam You know, all right.

40:37🔗 Drew As if.

40:39🔗 Adam Well, listen, I think as soon as his penis is healed, it's back into the fire, it goes. And then it gets irritated again and never gets healed. So what you call a vicious cycle, Amanda?

40:54🔗 Caller Yes.

40:55🔗 Adam You're 18?

40:56🔗 Caller Yeah. Nick, I love you.

40:59🔗 Caller Oh, thank you.

41:01🔗 Adam He's never heard that from a young girl before.

41:03🔗 Are you ever going to do an album with Aaron?

41:07🔗 Caller Am I ever going to do an album with Aaron?

41:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:10🔗 Caller I don't know if I'm going to do an album. I might do a couple of songs with him or something.

41:13🔗 Best Of Yeah, because I love your little brother, too.

41:15🔗 Caller He's so adorable.

41:17🔗 Adam Oh, that's your little, your little brother.

41:19🔗 Caller Yeah, that's my little brat, brother.

41:22🔗 Adam He's like 13?

41:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:24🔗 Adam And he's rapping and dancing and everything?

41:26🔗 Caller He's a lot cooler than me.

41:28🔗 Adam Oh, I've seen that. Drew, have you seen that kid?

41:31🔗 Caller No.

41:31🔗 Adam He's got an album out, right? He's got videos out.

41:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:35🔗 Adam He's filling up places and selling, moving. I mean, he sold a few CDs, right?

41:40🔗 Caller He's doing good, man.

41:42🔗 Drew Did your parents encourage him along?

41:43🔗 Caller He kind of wanted it himself, man. He's been, I mean, he's been in the business for a while now.

41:48🔗 Drew Did your parents encourage you into it? No.

41:51🔗 Caller I mean, it's awesome. You got to want it.

41:53🔗 Drew But I mean, did they?

41:54🔗 Caller Well, they helped.

41:55🔗 Drew They helped. They have some knowledge of this.

41:56🔗 Caller They helped.

41:57🔗 Drew They supported this, these little ideas you guys had.

41:59🔗 Caller Of course.

42:00🔗 Adam Well, how do you know?

42:01🔗 Caller You got to.

42:01🔗 Adam How do you know when you can sing? Do you know what I mean?

42:04🔗 Caller I don't know.

42:05🔗 Adam How old were you? Were you nine? Were you singing?

42:07🔗 Caller I don't remember. I was so young, I don't remember.

42:10🔗 Adam But, Drew, do you think that's one of those innate sort of God-given kind of either got it or you don't, and if you do got it, it just starts coming out, starts coming to the surface kind of thing?

42:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:22🔗 Adam Wouldn't you say?

42:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

42:23🔗 Adam You just start doing it at a young age naturally, and you start gravitating. I mean, you were singing, were you like doing school plays and in choir and all that?

42:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I was doing school plays, you know. I mean, I guess I could sing, so what happened was I went and took a couple vocal lessons here and there just to help learn how to sing properly, I guess. There is a way to sing right and wrong.

42:45🔗 Adam Oh, I know. I sing wrong, that's how I know. But Drew was in Man of La Mancha. He was like 10, right? But Drew sings opera. Boy, you really parlayed that into quite a living.

42:57🔗 Drew It's been very useful.

42:58🔗 Caller Give us a sample.

42:59🔗 Adam Amanda?

43:00🔗 Best Of Yes.

43:01🔗 Adam Who's crying in the background?

43:02🔗 Best Of My five-month-old. My mom's taking care of her right now so I could say hi to Nick.

43:09🔗 Nick, are you going to do anything with Leslie?

43:13🔗 Caller Well, Leslie, man, she means my whole family.

43:16🔗 Adam Who's that? Your sister?

43:17🔗 Caller That's my sister. Yeah, she signed to DreamWorks. So she's like going to do something too.

43:22🔗 Adam She sings, or?

43:22🔗 Caller Yeah, she sings.

43:24🔗 Best Of When is her album going to come out?

43:25🔗 Caller I don't know yet. I think they're still like prepping her.

43:28🔗 Best Of Yeah, because I have her first two songs.

43:30🔗 Caller Oh, you do?

43:31🔗 Adam Amanda sounds 11.

43:31🔗 Best Of Cool.

43:32🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Amanda? Yeah. By the way, my sister, she's very talented. She borrows money. That's her big talent. Amanda, you all right? Anybody molest you growing up?

43:44🔗 Caller No.

43:47🔗 Adam You got that little girl voice?

43:49🔗 Best Of That's just how I talk.

43:50🔗 Drew No.

43:51🔗 Adam What happened?

43:53🔗 Best Of Nothing.

43:54🔗 Adam Tell us the truth.

43:55🔗 Seriously?

43:59🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

44:01🔗 Best Of In his room, sleeping.

44:03🔗 Adam Is that a grave or prison? Where is he?

44:06🔗 His room.

44:07🔗 Adam All right. When did you lose your virginity?

44:10🔗 When I was 17 and a half.

44:13🔗 Adam Who touched you before then?

44:14🔗 No one.

44:15🔗 Adam Be truthful.

44:16🔗 Drew The first time you had sex, you got pregnant?

44:18🔗 No.

44:19🔗 Drew You got a five and a half month old and you're...

44:22🔗 Best Of I was very serious with her father.

44:26🔗 Adam Where is her father now?

44:28🔗 Caller At work.

44:29🔗 Adam We're just trying to do the math. You have a five month old.

44:33🔗 Best Of Yeah.

44:34🔗 Adam You're pregnant for, what is it now, six months? How long does that take?

44:37🔗 Drew Nine months.

44:37🔗 Adam Nine months. So...

44:39🔗 Drew You're 18 now.

44:40🔗 Adam There you go with about 15 months.

44:41🔗 Caller I'm 18-19 next month.

44:42🔗 Adam I see. All right.

44:44🔗 Drew So you dated him three months before you got pregnant?

44:46🔗 Caller No.

44:47🔗 Best Of I was with him nine months.

44:50🔗 Adam Okay.

44:51🔗 Caller All right.

44:51🔗 Adam It all checks out.

44:53🔗 Caller They were trying to bust you.

44:54🔗 Adam Amanda, seriously, just tell us...

44:57🔗 Drew She's afraid that she's going to ruin her image in Nick's eyes, see?

45:01🔗 Adam No. Nick doesn't care. That turns him on.

45:05🔗 Drew I'm sure that...

45:06🔗 Caller You more than me.

45:07🔗 Adam Seriously. Don't give us any details. Just tell us yes or no.

45:15🔗 Drew What?

45:15🔗 Adam Somebody touched you. Physical? Something physical. No. No beatings?

45:22🔗 Caller No.

45:23🔗 Caller All right.

45:24🔗 Adam It doesn't check out. All right, Amanda, if you're lying, I'll see you in hell. All right.

45:31🔗 Caller I love you, Nick.

45:32🔗 Caller Bye-bye.

45:33🔗 Caller Bye.

45:34🔗 Drew There's no way.

45:35🔗 Adam Yeah? You think you could have cracked her if you had a little more time, Drew? Jenny?

45:39🔗 Best Of Yeah, hi.

45:40🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

45:42🔗 Best Of Yeah.

45:42🔗 Caller Well, first of all, Nick, I have been an enormously huge fan for like, I don't know, since I was nine.

45:48🔗 Best Of But I'm sure you don't want to hear that.

45:49🔗 Caller Anyway, I do have a serious question. My mom, she's afraid to lose weight.

45:54🔗 Drew Afraid to lose weight?

45:55🔗 Best Of Yeah.

45:55🔗 Drew That's interesting.

45:56🔗 Adam Scared her boobs will get smaller?

45:59🔗 Best Of No. She's afraid of looking good because I think it has something to do because when she was four, she was lifted by her cousin.

46:07🔗 Drew That's what people do. They will gain weight as we are repelling people from them.

46:12🔗 Best Of I mean, she has like diabetes.

46:13🔗 Caller She takes like nine.

46:15🔗 Adam That's why I got all the hair on my ass. It's my nature to offend them. I want to repel those guys.

46:20🔗 Best Of No, I'm so worried about her.

46:22🔗 Caller All right.

46:22🔗 Adam Jenny, hold on a second because we got to take a break.

46:25🔗 Caller Okay.

46:25🔗 Caller All right.

46:26🔗 Adam We'll get right back with you and figure out your mom, though, right? Okay. Nick Carter's here for the Backstreet Boys. We'll take a little break. We'll get back with Jenny and Big Momma, Killbook Rape's mom after this.

46:40🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

46:46🔗 Adam Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Nick Carter's here from the Backstreet Boys.

46:52🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

46:52🔗 Adam Black and Blue, of course, is the name of the CD, Eight Times Gone Platinum.

46:58🔗 Caller Yep, Loveline.

47:01🔗 Adam What do you got to do, sell a million to go platinum?

47:04🔗 Caller Yep, that's what you got to do.

47:06🔗 Adam Now, I got a question you may not have an answer for, but it came up last night when Nellie Furtado was on this show. It's a million to go platinum in the US., but in Canada, it's less.

47:18🔗 Caller I think it's like 500 or something.

47:20🔗 Adam 500, so if you got 8 million, no, no. If it's on platinum eight times worldwide, is that 8 million? And if, or should be less.

47:30🔗 Drew Should be less, unless you're talking about China.

47:33🔗 Adam Yeah, how many?

47:34🔗 Caller And then all you need is 50 for Germany.

47:36🔗 Adam 50 for Germany and the 45 million.

47:39🔗 Drew Yeah, no, 50,000.

47:42🔗 Adam For China, though, you need, yeah, that would make sense. All right. You like to find out how you go plan.

47:48🔗 Drew Canada is 30 million people. We have 350 million. You would think it would be 100,000.

47:53🔗 Adam How many does China have? Does it have like 2 billion now or something?

47:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

47:57🔗 Adam Oh, I can't even get into it.

47:58🔗 Drew There will be 10 times more there.

47:59🔗 Adam Well, Pink Lady, were they Chinese? What did they do? No, I can't think of any Chinese bands. Off the top of my head.

48:07🔗 Drew Pizzacotta Five?

48:10🔗 Adam Oh, are they Japanese?

48:11🔗 Drew Japanese, excuse me. Big part.

48:13🔗 Adam Jenny?

48:14🔗 Yeah.

48:15🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

48:17🔗 Best Of Oh, yeah. It's my mom.

48:18🔗 Adam Oh, yes. Right, right. She's gaining weight to make herself unattractive.

48:23🔗 Best Of Well, she lost 30 pounds recently, and that's better because, you know, it doesn't put her at risk for like heart attack or anything, but she's really, really young.

48:30🔗 Adam Well, how old is she?

48:31🔗 Best Of Well, I'm 14 and she's only 37.

48:33🔗 Adam And how much does she weigh?

48:36🔗 Best Of I don't know. She's at least like 50 to 70 pounds overweight.

48:40🔗 Drew So she's a hundred and sixty?

48:42🔗 Adam No, she's more like 210 or something. Okay. And you're basically trying to save your mom.

48:50🔗 Best Of Yeah, I mean, she's a great person and she's just afraid to like look good because she doesn't want to be like, you know, taken advantage of.

48:57🔗 Adam How do you know all these details?

48:59🔗 Best Of She tells me.

49:00🔗 Adam Really? She, she burns you with all that? Well, I don't want to lose weight because then I'll be raped or I'll have sex.

49:07🔗 Best Of Well, I don't, she just...

49:09🔗 Drew Where's your dad?...

49:10🔗 Caller need to be careful, I guess.

49:11🔗 Drew Sure. Where's your dad?

49:13🔗 Best Of Oh, my dad.

49:14🔗 Caller They've been happily married for like 16 years now.

49:18🔗 Best Of They're sleeping together right now.

49:20🔗 Drew But why is it that she can tolerate him being attracted to her? Maybe he's into that, by the way.

49:27🔗 Best Of I don't know.

49:27🔗 Adam Is he a black guy?

49:28🔗 Best Of The fact that my dad and I have been together since high school.

49:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

49:32🔗 Best Of And she wasn't overweight then.

49:36🔗 Drew So?

49:36🔗 Best Of And so, like, you know, that's like real love, you know? And so she completely trusts my dad.

49:43🔗 Caller And my dad's a completely trustworthy person.

49:44🔗 Best Of And they're so disgustingly in love. It's like they're just going out or something. It's really nasty.

49:50🔗 Drew Okay. So why are you so concerned about her? Because I think she has a very gratifying emotional life.

49:55🔗 Caller I'm worried about her health.

49:56🔗 Best Of I mean, my...

49:57🔗 Drew Well, get her to exercise a little bit. Don't focus on the weight. Get the exercise. Exercise is more important than anything else anyway.

50:03🔗 Best Of Well, what about the emotional?

50:05🔗 Drew Well, you just told us that she had lived this wonderful emotional life. So it's... Jenny.

50:09🔗 Best Of No, no, no. Because of the... Oh, sorry. But because of her past, because when she was four...

50:15🔗 Drew I understand. But our concern would be her ability to maintain intimacy. And you're telling us she has this wonderful relationship. So that's not such a big issue. It's really purely the health issue with her weight. And she has difficulty containing her appetite. So get her to exercise. Even if she remains diabetic, exercise is a key thing for diabetics. Walking after meals. She is diabetic. Is she diabetic or not?

50:37🔗 Best Of Yeah, we have a history of diabetes.

50:39🔗 Drew Is she diabetic or not?

50:40🔗 Best Of Yes, she is.

50:41🔗 Drew And she's still eating concentrated sugars?

50:44🔗 Best Of She... No, not as much. We gave her...

50:46🔗 Drew She is still eating concentrated sugars?

50:48🔗 Adam Don't leave her alone.

50:49🔗 Drew If she's eating concentrated sugars, you've got to get her into her doctor immediately, and she needs to sit down with a dietician.

50:54🔗 Best Of She's going to her doctor once a month.

50:55🔗 Drew She needs to sit down with a dietician to figure out what is up here. You maybe ought to go with her to one of those meetings.

51:00🔗 Adam Jenny?

51:01🔗 Best Of Yeah?

51:01🔗 Adam You want to get her to exercise?

51:03🔗 Best Of Yeah, we do taibo.

51:04🔗 Adam Is she... No. Here's the way to do it. You dress up as a hot dog, and she chases you around the house.

51:10🔗 Best Of Okay.

51:10🔗 Adam I used to do that with my mom.

51:11🔗 Caller You're a genius.

51:13🔗 Adam It was great fun. Neighbors couldn't make heads or tails of it, you know, through the windows at night, but it really, really got the pounds off her. I actually would dress up as a dine bag, and my mom would chase me around. She'd chase me around the park. It was great. She's great. She listens to the show. She's got to kill me. Hey, Jenny.

51:31🔗 Drew Thank you.

51:31🔗 Adam Hey, Jenny, don't get so caught up in your mom's emotional well-being. Would you? No, just be 14.

51:38🔗 Drew Be the kid, yeah.

51:39🔗 Best Of All right.

51:39🔗 Adam You know, get stuff caught in your braces.

51:42🔗 Best Of I don't have any.

51:43🔗 Adam Well, get some braces. Get a retainer and then lose it. So your parents get mad at you, doodle on your peachy folder, have crushes on guys. You don't get all caught up in mom and her sexual abuse of the past. All right. It's going to freak you out too much.

51:58🔗 Best Of Well, Nick, thank you very much because you're just like a huge inspiration to me.

52:03🔗 Caller Thank you. You take care.

52:04🔗 Drew Certainly, the mom has burdened her with it all her life.

52:07🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, parents, don't start getting into that stuff with your mom. I mean, with your kids, it freaks them out. Everyone's had some freaky ass happen to them or have been involved with this or that. Don't sit your kids down and tell them about every threesome you're in or every time you got raped or what your uncle did. Just leave them alone. Let them be kids for a change. Danielle?

52:31🔗 Yeah.

52:31🔗 Adam You're 17?

52:32🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

52:33🔗 Adam What's up?

52:34🔗 Caller Well, when I have sex, I like leak fluid.

52:40🔗 Caller It doesn't seem normal to me because...

52:43🔗 Adam Probably got bad hose?

52:45🔗 Caller No, I don't.

52:47🔗 Best Of No, it's just like too much fluid.

52:49🔗 Caller It comes out like water and it leaves a huge puddle.

52:54🔗 Caller It's disgusting. It's very embarrassing.

52:57🔗 Caller And I don't know.

52:57🔗 Caller It just started recently happening.

52:59🔗 Drew It's a normal thing.

53:01🔗 Caller It's normal?

53:02🔗 Caller OK, because it's just too much. And I don't I didn't know if there was something wrong or nothing wrong.

53:09🔗 Caller It's it's drinking too much fluids.

53:10🔗 Adam You think is it is it. But it's it did you say it was from an orgasm or just from having sex?

53:16🔗 Caller It's just from having sex. I've never had an orgasm.

53:19🔗 Drew Sometimes the gushing can occur. When you have the orgasm is going to gush even worse, though. OK, so and that's that's good. It's an OK thing.

53:26🔗 Adam You got that to look forward to.

53:28🔗 Caller OK.

53:29🔗 Adam And is it just does it feel like just moisture, like lubrication?

53:33🔗 Caller No, it feels like water. It just leaks down.

53:37🔗 Caller I can feel it leaking down.

53:38🔗 Drew And you're not urinating.

53:39🔗 Caller Too much water.

53:40🔗 Caller It's not or anything. It just leaks down like water coming from my vagina.

53:46🔗 Adam OK.

53:46🔗 Drew That can be normal.

53:47🔗 Adam Nick's trying to eat. So could you knock off the dripping vagina conversation for just a little bit? It's really nauseating. And I'm trying to masturbate to Nick eating over here. So we're really screwing things up. No, I'm sorry. It's after 11. All right. Let's talk to Connie. Connie is 15. Connie.

54:07🔗 Best Of Hi.

54:07🔗 Adam What's up?

54:09🔗 Best Of OK. My friend, she has been sexually abusing me. She's been having me do sexual favors for her. And she's like kind of like manipulating me.

54:19🔗 Drew How old is she?

54:20🔗 Best Of She's 15 now. She's 14 and this is happening. She's three months younger than me.

54:25🔗 Drew Sexually abusing you. Be more specific.

54:27🔗 Best Of Oh, she was like, like manipulating me, like, you know, making me feel like special, I guess. So I would do like things for her, like sexual things for her.

54:39🔗 Adam Sexual favors?

54:41🔗 Best Of Yeah.

54:41🔗 Drew Well, think of sexual favors.

54:43🔗 Adam You know what's funny about sexual favors? It sounds like someone called you up and go, Yeah, I got to move my vagina this weekend. You give me a hand? You got it. Your brother Kurtz got a truck, right? Yeah.

54:54🔗 Drew This is what you're used to being manipulated by your friends.

54:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

54:56🔗 Drew It's a little different.

54:57🔗 Adam How about after softball? Could you come by?

55:00🔗 Drew Tell us specifically how she manipulated you.

55:02🔗 Best Of Well, when it very first started, we were just, she was over at my house and she was like, she like, she would hold my hand and make me feel special. This is when I was fat and ugly and everything bad was happening to me in my life.

55:17🔗 Adam And hey, Connie, yeah, you can't say the S word.

55:22🔗 Best Of Oh, I'm sorry.

55:23🔗 Adam The radio there, baby.

55:24🔗 Caller Okay, sorry.

55:25🔗 Adam Okay.

55:25🔗 Best Of And so she would like, she would hold my hand. She would like say things to me that made me feel like, you know, maybe there's something.

55:34🔗 Caller Is she your best friend?

55:35🔗 Best Of She was.

55:37🔗 Caller She was.

55:37🔗 Adam And she's a year younger.

55:39🔗 Best Of Yeah.

55:40🔗 Caller Well, three months.

55:42🔗 Adam I see. And so what, what do you guys do sexually?

55:47🔗 Best Of You have to ask me that.

55:48🔗 Adam Yes.

55:48🔗 Best Of Well, what, what do two girls do sexually together?

55:52🔗 Adam Well, I don't know. We, we get a wide range. I mean, you guys are having oral sex then, right?

55:56🔗 Best Of Yeah.

55:57🔗 Adam Okay. Don't get persnipity, baby. I'm just trying to get to the bottom of this.

56:01🔗 Best Of I'm sorry.

56:02🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Well, why do you feel like you have to do it?

56:06🔗 Best Of I, I don't feel, I feel like that if I don't, maybe I'll lose your friendship. Maybe she'll, you know, tell everyone that's happening.

56:14🔗 Drew Well, here's what I understand is you, you perceive this as a manipulation. How do you think somebody would seduce you?

56:21🔗 Best Of What do you mean?

56:22🔗 Drew If they, I mean, what would that look like if somebody were just trying to express physical intimacy to you? Would that always be a manipulation?

56:32🔗 Best Of I don't know. I, I...

56:33🔗 Drew Somebody holds your hand, tells you they care about you very much, and one, it progresses.

56:38🔗 Best Of The difference is that she won't do it in front of anybody.

56:42🔗 Drew Not like Adam, who masturbates in front of Nick?

56:44🔗 Best Of No, I don't. I don't want her to.

56:46🔗 Adam Well, maybe she knows that. Here's what we're getting at. Maybe she thinks of you as her girlfriend.

56:51🔗 Drew Exactly.

56:52🔗 Best Of No, she doesn't. I know she doesn't, because she told me. She told me I can't tell anyone.

56:57🔗 Drew Well, maybe she'd be embarrassed by being a lesbian, man.

56:59🔗 Caller Does she like that with anybody else?

57:01🔗 Best Of I don't think so.

57:02🔗 Adam I said she thinks of you as her girlfriend. Meanwhile, she doesn't want to be ostracized at school and have other people find out about it.

57:12🔗 Best Of But she's open-minded.

57:13🔗 Drew By the way, if you were with a guy, plenty of guys will treat you like this, too.

57:18🔗 Best Of I know. I've had it happen.

57:20🔗 Drew So here we go.

57:21🔗 Adam What's going on, baby?

57:23🔗 Drew You were abused a lot when you were younger, huh?

57:25🔗 Best Of I was not by family or anything.

57:28🔗 Drew But you were big-time abused.

57:29🔗 Best Of It was by one of my brother's friends.

57:31🔗 Drew Big time.

57:32🔗 Best Of Yeah.

57:33🔗 Drew Big time.

57:33🔗 Adam It just went on for a while?

57:36🔗 Best Of It only happened a few times, but it was like I was like six and he was like 13, and he was making me do things for him.

57:42🔗 Adam Okay. So now you got someone else making you do things, or even though they're things that you may want to do, they feel like someone's making you do something.

57:51🔗 Drew It's all the projection of what you expect from people, this transference of everyone is going to try to get to manipulate me, to have sex, and of course, you repeat the trauma over and over again. You need some treatment here, Connie. You gotta deal with this.

58:04🔗 Best Of And others, I've been wanting to-

58:06🔗 Drew I'm going right over that.

58:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:08🔗 Best Of I've been wanting to talk to her about it, you know, maybe to stop it.

58:12🔗 Adam Well, why don't you? I mean, are you that worried about losing someone's friendship who's sort of coercing you into sex?

58:20🔗 Drew Yeah, but she may not perceive this at all. She may not, the friend.

58:23🔗 Adam She's not, but I'm asking Connie logically. I mean, you're worried about hurting her feelings when you feel like she's forcing you into sex?

58:30🔗 Best Of I don't know. I don't know. I said it's really hard to bring it up because I tried to once and she was just like, no, I'm not doing anything like that. And then she tried to make me do stuff.

58:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, Connie, why don't you not hang around with her?

58:46🔗 Best Of It's kind of hard.

58:47🔗 Adam I know it's hard because then you couldn't repeat this drama.

58:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

58:50🔗 Adam She plays along and plays into this fantasy.

58:53🔗 Drew Yeah. God forbid when you bring something up to her, like tell her how you're feeling and she acknowledges it and it tries to reassure you and then tries to physically embrace you, you perceive that as the trauma all over again.

59:04🔗 Adam Well, I don't know. Drew, you may be spinning this a little farther than you need to, too. Connie. Yeah. You got to get some help for yourself. Because whatever your brother's friend did to you many years ago.

59:17🔗 Drew It's being reenacted over and over.

59:19🔗 Adam It's permeated your life and that's become your cry.

59:22🔗 Drew It's become who you are. You're the victim.

59:24🔗 Best Of Okay.

59:25🔗 Drew You got to break that.

59:25🔗 Adam You got to get some counseling, all right?

59:27🔗 Best Of Okay.

59:28🔗 Adam Meanwhile, don't hang out with this person. It's simple math.

59:33🔗 Drew Either that or give up the victim role. Stop being the victim.

59:37🔗 Adam Well, if she stopped being a victim, she might have to admit she was a lesbian.

59:42🔗 Drew Or admit that she's into this relationship.

59:44🔗 Adam You're right. What do you think, Nick?

59:47🔗 Caller I wonder if she has a boyfriend.

59:48🔗 Adam No. You think she does? Well, we can find out. Connie?

59:53🔗 Best Of I did when it first happened.

59:55🔗 Adam You had a boyfriend.

59:56🔗 Best Of Oh, yeah, when it first happened.

59:57🔗 Adam But not anymore.

59:58🔗 Best Of No, not anymore.

59:59🔗 Caller Did he find out?

1:00:00🔗 Best Of No, no one knows. You know, like the first people I've told.

1:00:03🔗 Adam Okay. Well, no one listens, so you'll be fine.

1:00:07🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:00:08🔗 Drew Your secret is safe.

1:00:09🔗 Adam Get yourself some counseling, please. And stop repeating this.

1:00:13🔗 Best Of Okay.

1:00:13🔗 Adam And don't hang out with her. Okay. All right. Listen, the only reason you hang out with lesbians in high school is for protection. That's what I learned. You need someone's ass kicked, you hang out with a lesbian. You don't need the protection. You move on.

1:00:27🔗 Drew That's how you dealt with Chris and Ray, huh?

1:00:29🔗 Adam Yeah. I used to use lesbians in my high school is what I call enforcers. They're bodyguards, you know that. You guys got a lot of lesbian bodyguards, right?

1:00:37🔗 Caller Yeah, couple.

1:00:40🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:00:40🔗 Adam You're 14. What's up?

1:00:42🔗 Best Of Oh, I'm 17.

1:00:43🔗 Adam I mean 17, my mistake.

1:00:46🔗 Best Of Okay. I was just wondering if Nick was going to do like a play or anything or do a solo album during their break in 2002?

1:00:58🔗 Caller Personally? Well, I'm sure we'll all like, I think we'll all do something probably individually. We're going to all support each other when we do it. I mean, I can't really say what it's going to be because we do enjoy making albums together. We're having a lot of fun doing it. But I mean, there's times when we might just be like, hey, let's do some individually. But I think no matter what, we'll always come back together. You know, almost take a group.

1:01:28🔗 Adam So you don't have any specific plans of doing solo stuff?

1:01:31🔗 Caller No, no, nothing. But I can't say that we won't do something.

1:01:38🔗 Best Of Your album is awesome and so is the show.

1:01:41🔗 Caller Well, thank you.

1:01:44🔗 Caller Well, you sound a lot different on the phone than you do in interviews.

1:01:47🔗 Adam Well, he's not usually making love to a hamburger when he's doing interviews.

1:01:52🔗 Caller You sound different on the phone.

1:01:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:54🔗 Caller On the call?

1:01:54🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Sarah?

1:01:57🔗 Caller Hello?

1:01:57🔗 Adam Sarah?

1:01:58🔗 Drew Yeah? Yeah, Sarah's are made up names.

1:02:00🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:02:00🔗 Drew Call her goes by Sarah.

1:02:03🔗 Adam You want Nick to leave an outgoing message on your phone machine where he just belches into it? Probably worth something.

1:02:10🔗 Best Of I wouldn't quite mind that. I find burps disgusting.

1:02:13🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

1:02:14🔗 Best Of That's all right.

1:02:14🔗 Caller It's the 7-Up. It's the fluid. All right, baby.

1:02:17🔗 Best Of I'm here, Nick Carter. You can do it.

1:02:18🔗 Caller That's right.

1:02:19🔗 Adam That's right. These farts don't smell.

1:02:21🔗 Caller Bye, Sarah.

1:02:22🔗 Adam Bye, Sarah. All right. Let's talk to... Well, I think we should hear a song because Nick's going to eat that burger. And this will give him a little chomp in time. Here's a little something from the Backstreet Boys called... What? Oh, that was up on the screen. Anderson doesn't have it. No. This is Born in the Chaos.

1:02:44🔗 Caller This is my band.

1:02:45🔗 Adam Oh, OK.

1:02:45🔗 Caller I got a song here.

1:02:47🔗 Adam Oh, I thought we were playing a Backstreet Boys song.

1:02:49🔗 Caller All right. Man.

1:02:51🔗 Adam Why? They handed me the black and blue. See? I guess you guys have had enough airplay. Anderson Born in the Chaos. There we go. We got it there, Anderson? Yes. That is born into chaos, falling away. Nick Carter is managing the band, right?

1:07:00🔗 Caller Yeah, for the time being. I mean, I'm just managing just to... until they get picked up.

1:07:06🔗 Adam Well, maybe they will now that they've had a little national exposure. We will take ourselves a break when we come back and speak to Ashley, who's 19, having sex for a year, still painful. Wants to know what the problem is after this. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. Nick Carter is our guest tonight from the Backstreet Boys. And he and we are ready to get back on the phones and save America once screwed up teen at a time. Ashley?

1:07:43🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:07:43🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

1:07:45🔗 Caller Okay. Well, basically, I've been having sex with like a boyfriend for about a year now. And he's the first guy I've ever had sex with and it still hurts. And now he's suggesting, well, since it still hurts, we should have anal sex.

1:07:59🔗 Drew Oh, this is quite a guy.

1:08:01🔗 Caller Yeah. And I'm like, okay, yeah, if vaginal sex hurts, what makes you think I'm going to want to have anal sex?

1:08:05🔗 Adam Yes. You did the orifice math there. And so did he, unfortunately. And it was correct.

1:08:12🔗 Drew His thing was, yeah, his deal was, oh, this one hurts. Give me the next one.

1:08:17🔗 Adam Right.

1:08:17🔗 Drew This is, this truly is Sir Walter Waller. This is finally, we finally found him.

1:08:21🔗 Adam Chivalry is not dead. You okay, baby? How's the cornhole? All right. That's lovely.

1:08:29🔗 Caller And like we've tried different positions and tried like, At what point do you have pain?

1:08:34🔗 Drew Is it right at penetration or after a while?

1:08:36🔗 Caller It's after a while, like.

1:08:39🔗 Drew After how long?

1:08:41🔗 Caller Like, just maybe like 10 minutes.

1:08:44🔗 Drew No, maybe 10 minutes is all you're good for. Really, some women, 10 minutes, that's it.

1:08:51🔗 Caller It's like, I don't have that problem. I guess it kind of gets dry.

1:08:57🔗 Adam That's right.

1:08:59🔗 Caller When we use lubrication.

1:09:00🔗 Drew Yeah, but why do you have difficulty imagining that 10 minutes is all you need or want?

1:09:05🔗 Caller Because I've never orgasmed after 10 minutes.

1:09:07🔗 Drew Yeah, well, you're not going to. What do you mean, you would do eventually?

1:09:12🔗 Caller Yeah, like through other methods.

1:09:15🔗 Drew That's the point.

1:09:16🔗 Adam Oral sex.

1:09:17🔗 Caller Oral sex, masturbation, other things.

1:09:20🔗 Drew But that's the point, that 10 minutes is long enough for you. That's it. You're not going to have orgasm during intercourse. And by doing it longer, it's not going to make it more likely to happen. It's going to make it less likely to happen.

1:09:32🔗 Adam Okay, Ashley, you think that there's an orgasm that's floating out there at the 18 or 22 minute mark, and if you could just reach that, then you have your orgasm, right?

1:09:44🔗 Caller Well, I guess it's just because my friends are like, what's wrong with you? They're like, they can have orgasm.

1:09:52🔗 Adam Those whores don't listen to them.

1:09:55🔗 Drew Many 19 year olds do not have orgasm at all. Most, most do not during intercourse. Most.

1:10:01🔗 Caller Is it like a permanent thing that will?

1:10:03🔗 Drew No, as you get older, you might, you might find it. But most women at 19 are not having orgasm.

1:10:10🔗 Adam Drew and I were discussing this some weeks back. As you get older, things loosen up and start falling out of you. Really? Your teeth, your bowels, urine, fecal matter, orgasms, your hair, stuff just starts falling off you. As you get older, if you think about it, you know what I mean?

1:10:29🔗 Caller I don't have that problem.

1:10:30🔗 Adam No, you're young and spry, but one day, things will start falling out of you. And for women, the orgasm just gets loose. It's like, you know what it's like? It's like there's a tree inside the vagina and the orgasms as they're young are green apples. I mean, they're not ready to come off that tree.

1:10:49🔗 Drew Sour.

1:10:50🔗 Adam But as they get older, they get ripe.

1:10:53🔗 Drew You know what?

1:10:53🔗 Adam And they fall on the ground and then they rot and then squirrels eat them.

1:10:58🔗 Drew I'm starting to believe it.

1:11:00🔗 Caller I wonder who the squirrels are.

1:11:01🔗 Adam How do you write children's books?

1:11:03🔗 Drew As a boy. As women get older.

1:11:05🔗 Adam Isn't it like a tree, Drew? Isn't that a good analogy?

1:11:07🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a reasonable analogy.

1:11:09🔗 Adam Reasonable. It's brilliant.

1:11:10🔗 Drew And I really think as women get older, their testosterone levels start to go up, their estrogen levels start to drop. And that really is true. By the time they hit menopause, it's why that sort of caricature of a horny old lady kind of thing, that horny old lady was probably a sort of disinterested 19-year-old like Ashley.

1:11:29🔗 Adam At one time.

1:11:30🔗 Drew At one time. And I had a very bizarre conversation with Christina Ferrari today where she was saying, oh, she goes, oh, if I knew what I do now, I'd have sex with lots of guys when I was 19. I thought, really? If you were in that 19-year-old body? She thought, no, no, I wouldn't be interested.

1:11:42🔗 Adam Wasn't into it.

1:11:42🔗 Drew The biology just isn't there at 19.

1:11:44🔗 Caller But that doesn't go with everybody, though.

1:11:46🔗 Adam Not everybody.

1:11:47🔗 Drew Not everybody, no. But that's sort of a general, general and reasonable trend.

1:11:50🔗 Adam But, Nick, I gotta tell you, every woman you're with, if she ain't having an organ, she's gonna fake it because you're in the backstreet, boys. You understand? It's too much pressure. She's gotta come through.

1:12:01🔗 Caller You know you get the same problem.

1:12:02🔗 Adam It's good.

1:12:03🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, that's you, huh?

1:12:06🔗 Adam Yeah, I get, you're done, get off. Women do start becoming men in their 50s. They get that mustache. They shut, they cut their hair short. They start getting thick around the shoulders and the hips. No, you don't want to, no, you can get old, just not your wife. And they start becoming men and then it's like, come here, give me some. Yeah, I need it. Thank you.

1:12:29🔗 Caller And then they smile.

1:12:30🔗 Adam Yeah, they become, they become men.

1:12:32🔗 Drew And men?

1:12:32🔗 Adam And they make, men become women. They get saggy and they don't want sex anymore.

1:12:39🔗 Caller What movies have you been watching?

1:12:40🔗 Adam No, believe me, this is what life holds in store for you. This is the future.

1:12:44🔗 Caller I don't see it. I don't want to.

1:12:45🔗 Adam This is the future.

1:12:47🔗 Drew We never talk about this, do we? Because we're not dealing with that stage of life here on this show.

1:12:51🔗 Adam But really, do women stop making estrogen? Estrogen.

1:12:56🔗 Drew And they start making more.

1:12:57🔗 Adam Do they start making or the testosterone doesn't get shut off?

1:13:01🔗 Drew They make more. I don't know. They certainly have more circulating around for the adrenals start producing a bunch more.

1:13:06🔗 Adam So women make estrogen and testosterone all the time.

1:13:10🔗 Drew Yes.

1:13:10🔗 Adam And the estrogen goes away eventually.

1:13:13🔗 Drew Yes.

1:13:14🔗 Adam And the testosterone keeps going.

1:13:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:13:16🔗 Adam And what about men? Do we make any estrogen?

1:13:18🔗 Drew Yeah. That's why we get breasts when we're 13. What the heck is estrogen? What is it?

1:13:21🔗 Adam That's woman juice.

1:13:22🔗 Drew That's a woman juice. Yeah. It's a female hormone.

1:13:24🔗 Adam That's the juice women got in them. And men, it's like, you know, men have Mountain Dew in them and women have Pepsi. But we got a little Pepsi in us too. And they got some Mountain Dew in them too. And eventually their Pepsi fountain runs dry.

1:13:40🔗 Drew Right.

1:13:40🔗 Adam And all they get is Mountain Dew.

1:13:42🔗 Drew Basically.

1:13:42🔗 Adam And that's when they grow those mustaches.

1:13:44🔗 Drew Right. Basically.

1:13:45🔗 Caller All right.

1:13:46🔗 Adam You got all figured out for it.

1:13:47🔗 Caller So you learned things in this show.

1:13:49🔗 Adam Oh, hell yes. Jackie, you don't remember them because you're stoned. But you do learn them. Jackie, you're 16. What's up?

1:13:58🔗 Best Of Hello?

1:13:58🔗 Adam Hey. Hey.

1:13:59🔗 Caller Hey, Nick. How you doing?

1:14:01🔗 Best Of What's up?

1:14:02🔗 Caller What's up?

1:14:04🔗 Caller I just want to say I'm a huge fan of you guys.

1:14:06🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:14:07🔗 Caller You guys are so awesome.

1:14:08🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:14:09🔗 Caller And I stick up for you guys. Even though I get BS from everyone. Oh. That's a nice start.

1:14:13🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

1:14:14🔗 Caller That's okay. I do it with a lot of pride, though.

1:14:17🔗 Caller Well, thank you.

1:14:18🔗 You guys rule.

1:14:19🔗 Anyhow, I want to ask you about the Backstreet Project. Uh-huh.

1:14:22🔗 Best Of Is that comic book, like, out?

1:14:25🔗 Caller Yeah, it was out, but, you know, I think, um, I think we kind of just, uh, they kind of just dried up, you know, kind of like, yesterday.

1:14:33🔗 Caller It's a temporary thing?

1:14:37🔗 Caller Um, it was like, it was a temporary, it was temporary.

1:14:40🔗 Caller Really?

1:14:41🔗 Caller Yeah, it was, I mean, I wanted it to continue on, but, you know, the other fellas just weren't feeling it too much longer.

1:14:47🔗 Best Of Oh, it's your idea. Go for it.

1:14:49🔗 Caller I know. I do promote that, don't I?

1:14:52🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:14:52🔗 Caller Go for it.

1:14:53🔗 Adam Well, maybe Nick will come up with a solo comic.

1:14:56🔗 Caller Yeah, maybe.

1:14:58🔗 Adam All right, Jackie. See you.

1:14:59🔗 Best Of Can you say hi to my friend, Lindsay? Please?

1:15:02🔗 Caller Hello, Lindsay.

1:15:04🔗 She's Lindsay Bartle.

1:15:05🔗 Caller She's a huge AJ fan.

1:15:06🔗 Best Of We're both BSB freaks.

1:15:08🔗 Caller I'd be freaks. Just be, you know.

1:15:10🔗 Adam Keep fighting the good fight there, Jackie.

1:15:13🔗 Caller Bye-bye.

1:15:13🔗 Good times, baby.

1:15:15🔗 Adam Uh, Sarah?

1:15:17🔗 Yeah.

1:15:17🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:15:18🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:15:18🔗 Adam What's up?

1:15:19🔗 Caller I have a couple of questions for Nick, but first I wanted to say that all your guys' names are on my shoe.

1:15:24🔗 Adam Oh, great.

1:15:24🔗 Caller So you step on us every day.

1:15:26🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:15:27🔗 Adam It's all of us, Drew, Nick and Adam?

1:15:30🔗 Caller Yes. Because Adam, you're on my folder.

1:15:32🔗 Adam Nice. Nice. Sorry, guys.

1:15:34🔗 Caller You're lucky. See?

1:15:36🔗 Adam That's how I graduated in the folder.

1:15:37🔗 Caller She gets to open you up every day.

1:15:38🔗 Caller Yeah, but I must say, Dr. Drew has a sexy voice, so.

1:15:41🔗 Adam Yeah, he's hot.

1:15:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:42🔗 Caller I think she likes his voice.

1:15:43🔗 Caller Anyway, Nick, I was wondering what your parents thought when you first joined the Backsheet Boys.

1:15:47🔗 Caller What my parents think? Um, they supported me. You know, my mom supported me, both of them. I mean, my dad still drives my bus, you know.

1:15:57🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:15:57🔗 Caller Yeah. He was a truck driver a long time ago.

1:16:01🔗 Caller So, in Europe and stuff, like all by yourself when you were 14 or 15?

1:16:05🔗 Caller No, they went over there. They took turns.

1:16:07🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:16:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:08🔗 Caller So, they're happy about your little brother, too?

1:16:10🔗 Caller What's that? Yeah.

1:16:11🔗 Caller Happy about your little brother?

1:16:12🔗 Caller Yeah, my mom's with my brother right now.

1:16:14🔗 Adam And did you have to drop out of school and stuff?

1:16:16🔗 Caller Yeah, I dropped out. Oh, I didn't drop out. I mean, graduated still, but just not in high school. I never went to high school at all.

1:16:24🔗 Adam Oh, right, because you were like in eighth grade or something when you got going with this stuff.

1:16:29🔗 Caller Did you have tutors?

1:16:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:30🔗 Caller Oh, that's cool. Anyway, I had another question.

1:16:32🔗 Adam You had sex with all of them? Yes.

1:16:34🔗 Caller When The Fall Out One Is That Way first came out, you know, the version released on the radio was different from the version released on the Millennium album. Why was that? Why was that?

1:16:42🔗 Caller It wasn't always different. I mean, we, see, what happened, it was a big political thing. Our record company wanted to release a version that was like, that I guess made more sense. And so we went in the studio and recorded a whole new version. And the original version, the one that's on the album, the one that just says, I don't know, I guess I forget the words, but anyways, it's one that doesn't really make any sense.

1:17:07🔗 Caller Really?

1:17:07🔗 Caller And that's the one we wanted to keep. But then they, you know, they decided to put the newer version, the one we went in the studio and re-recorded on the radio, and we had to pull it off the radio and put the other one back on because we weren't feeling that version. And it's just, I mean, it was really crazy.

1:17:24🔗 Caller Yeah, personally, I like the other one better, but you know.

1:17:27🔗 Caller Which one?

1:17:28🔗 Caller The one, I don't know, it's like the one on the album is the one, I Don't Want To Hear You Say, I Want It That Way, and the other one was like, I Love It When I Hate You.

1:17:34🔗 Caller Yeah. You like the other one? You like I Love It?

1:17:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:38🔗 Caller You do?

1:17:38🔗 Caller A really bad copy off the radio from like a whole, a long time ago.

1:17:42🔗 Caller Yeah, because it only played for like a couple days or like a week at the most.

1:17:45🔗 Caller Yeah. When it first came out, I caught it and I thought I was like, oh, the new Backstreet Boys song. And so I recorded it and then it changed.

1:17:50🔗 Adam So you like the first one?

1:17:52🔗 Caller Yes, I do.

1:17:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but isn't that kind of the way it goes, like especially when you're young, you hear a song and then you hear a remake or you don't like it. You like the first, even when you hear the original, sometimes you hear the remake second and then you hear the original. So the remake is the original in your mind?

1:18:08🔗 Caller Of course. That goes on anybody.

1:18:10🔗 Adam René?

1:18:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:12🔗 Adam Year 24?

1:18:13🔗 Caller I sure am.

1:18:14🔗 Adam What's up?

1:18:15🔗 Caller Well, I'm just having trouble figuring out if I want to get married or not.

1:18:20🔗 Adam All right.

1:18:21🔗 Caller So.

1:18:25🔗 Drew I would suspect not.

1:18:27🔗 Caller Well, my fiance, she lives in San Diego and I live here near Upland. And we've been doing this for about, you know, six years.

1:18:37🔗 Drew Again, you sound like you really don't want to get married.

1:18:40🔗 Caller Well, you know, it's just an iffy thing.

1:18:43🔗 Caller I mean, I mean, sometimes it can be, you can be just be scared.

1:18:47🔗 Drew Yeah. But it's not an iffy thing. It's I'm scared.

1:18:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:50🔗 Drew He's saying he doesn't want to.

1:18:51🔗 Adam Are you scared, René?

1:18:52🔗 Caller Well, I am and I'm not.

1:18:54🔗 Adam I mean, I thank you.

1:18:56🔗 Caller How old are you?

1:18:57🔗 Caller I'm 24.

1:18:58🔗 Drew Have you been this thing for how long?

1:18:59🔗 Caller For eight and a half years.

1:19:01🔗 Drew He doesn't know how to end it is the problem.

1:19:02🔗 Caller Two days ago, it was eight and a half years ago.

1:19:04🔗 Drew You do not want to get married.

1:19:06🔗 Adam Hold on. Two years ago. Two days ago was eight and a half years.

1:19:09🔗 Caller Exactly.

1:19:10🔗 Adam You celebrate your half anniversaries when you don't do that. Nobody does that.

1:19:15🔗 Caller No, man. A lot of people out there do it.

1:19:17🔗 Drew But women do that and she's in.

1:19:20🔗 Adam Yeah. You do that in the first six months of the relationship. You do your six month thing.

1:19:25🔗 Caller That's because they want gifts every...

1:19:27🔗 Adam Not at eight.

1:19:27🔗 Drew But this is someone that has made you her savior, right? Basically.

1:19:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:33🔗 Drew She's your perfect...

1:19:34🔗 Caller I can understand that.

1:19:34🔗 Drew You're perfect. You're the perfect person. You're saving her. You're not responsible for the other person. You shouldn't be marrying a charity case.

1:19:42🔗 Caller No, not at all.

1:19:43🔗 Caller I mean, do you love her?

1:19:45🔗 Caller I love her a lot.

1:19:47🔗 Adam Yeah, but...

1:19:48🔗 Caller The thing is, is that...

1:19:51🔗 Caller Here's the ultimate question. Do you think about other women? Or do you look at other women in a certain way?

1:19:57🔗 Drew All the time, he said.

1:19:57🔗 Caller All the time. I mean, she knows that...

1:19:59🔗 Caller Then you're just not ready. That's the thing.

1:20:01🔗 Caller I mean, in August, we're going to get married, so we're supposed to get married.

1:20:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:20:06🔗 Caller And the dilemma is...

1:20:09🔗 Adam Okay, here's the dilemma.

1:20:10🔗 Drew What's his dilemma? Go ahead.

1:20:12🔗 Caller Is that, you know, I've been with other girls, and she doesn't know that.

1:20:16🔗 Adam I see.

1:20:17🔗 Drew That's the beginning of the dilemma.

1:20:18🔗 Adam Right. Renee.

1:20:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:20:20🔗 Adam Let me give you some advice. There's a difference between you wanting to get married and you not wanting to break up.

1:20:28🔗 Caller Right.

1:20:29🔗 Adam And what you want to do is not want to break up, not get married. You don't want to get married. You don't want to break her heart.

1:20:38🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly.

1:20:38🔗 Adam You're going forward with it because you don't want to break her heart.

1:20:41🔗 Caller You don't want to hurt her.

1:20:42🔗 Adam Not because you want to get married.

1:20:44🔗 Drew No, he just doesn't have the skill to get out. He doesn't know how to get out.

1:20:47🔗 Adam Yeah. You don't know how to get out because you've never gotten out.

1:20:50🔗 Caller I'd say good advice. I mean, if you...

1:20:52🔗 Adam Fake your own death.

1:20:54🔗 Caller Well, besides that, you know. Oh, okay. You know, go to some friends. Have friends. Like, go to night. Go... Your friends can usually help you out of situations like that.

1:21:04🔗 Caller I do. And he tells me, you know, to not get married. And I spend a lot of time with my best friend. You know, my parents say, well, what are you going to do? You know, what is he going to do when you get married? You know, we spend so much time with each other.

1:21:17🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:21:18🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, please. Please, Drew, please. Don't dare you make that allegation.

1:21:23🔗 Drew Nice to have those drops back now.

1:21:24🔗 Adam Rene? Yeah. You two don't live together, right? Not at all. So that makes it much easier, okay? Oh, yeah. But soon you will live together and you'll have a kid and it'll be a year and a half from now. And then you'll want out. And now you got big, big problems. This is the kind of thing that you could work out and you could be over and done with by the summer. Clear.

1:21:50🔗 Caller Back on the beach.

1:21:51🔗 Caller So I could be at Havasu.

1:21:53🔗 Adam You could be at Havasu holding a big sign up that said, show us your. Sorry, Anderson. What are you going to do?

1:22:00🔗 Caller I think the one thing is you just I mean, I guess also in respect to, I guess to her too, you know what I'm saying? I guess you just shouldn't put her through this any longer, you know?

1:22:09🔗 Adam Yeah. You're not doing anyone a favor.

1:22:11🔗 Drew You're staying with her out of sympathy. That's why you let it go along this long.

1:22:14🔗 Caller I'm telling you what, man.

1:22:15🔗 Adam Right. Now he, he ain't in there.

1:22:17🔗 Drew That's very disrespectful of her.

1:22:18🔗 Adam But it's a very good point you make, Drew, a very rare, very good point, which is when you've been with someone since you've been 13 and a half or 14, you don't know how to break up with somebody.

1:22:29🔗 Drew You've never done it?

1:22:29🔗 Adam This guy probably would have been all right with getting out of this relationship four or five years ago.

1:22:35🔗 Drew Easily.

1:22:36🔗 Adam No problem. He's probably been cheating around since he was 18 or 19. He doesn't have that skill. You need that skill. The Lord knows I've helped people with that skill. I've let many a person tell me to hold that skill.

1:22:50🔗 Drew She doesn't repel with quite the same intensity though.

1:22:53🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:22:54🔗 Drew You're welcome.

1:22:54🔗 Adam We're going to take a break. Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys is our guest tonight. We'll be back with Nick and you after this. That's my favorite riff. That's newfound glory actually who'll be on the show next week. So we'll hear that song over and over and over again. Nick Carter from the Backstreet Boys is our guest tonight. Just finished a set over there at the Staples Center. I don't know if you do a set in front of 20,000 people. It's I think it's more of a gig.

1:23:34🔗 Drew It's a show.

1:23:35🔗 Adam It's a show. Set, small group, gig, slightly bigger group. Show, 20,000 people. And he was nice enough to basically just leave stage and run right over here. So we're glad to have him for the next 15 minutes. Carrie?

1:23:51🔗 Yes.

1:23:52🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:23:53🔗 Caller Yeah. I had a question for Nick. It's kind of a strange question. But I'm seeing this guy right now and he claims that Brian is his uncle. I was wondering if that, I don't know if you know or not, but could that possibly be true? He says by marriage.

1:24:16🔗 Caller Well, what is his name?

1:24:20🔗 Caller Randy.

1:24:21🔗 Caller What was his last name? You know, I wouldn't really know. I wouldn't know.

1:24:27🔗 Caller He said that they live over in Alpharetta, Georgia.

1:24:31🔗 Caller Well, I know Brian's wife is from Georgia.

1:24:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:34🔗 Caller So I mean, there's a possibility, you know, a lot of homegrown there.

1:24:38🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I was just wondering, has it sounds kind of bizarre? And I was like, well, that's really cool if it's true. But if not, I thought that was kind of weird. And Adam?

1:24:47🔗 Adam Yeah. You got to dump him if you find out it's not true?

1:24:50🔗 Caller No, no. I just was interested. It's not.

1:24:53🔗 Drew You certainly wonder about a guy lying about stuff like that. But anyway, Adam, what, Carrie?

1:24:57🔗 Caller I want to say that I really enjoy masturbating to the show sometimes.

1:25:02🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:25:03🔗 Drew To the man show or to this show?

1:25:06🔗 Adam To the sound of my nasally drone?

1:25:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:10🔗 Caller No, I don't know.

1:25:11🔗 Caller It's just something I do before I go to bed and I usually have Loveline on. So I just thought you might get a kick out of that.

1:25:18🔗 Adam I did and I do. But what do you think about?

1:25:25🔗 Caller Usually whatever the topic is kind of...

1:25:29🔗 Adam Oh, yeah?

1:25:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:30🔗 Adam Okay. Have you done it yet tonight?

1:25:33🔗 Caller No.

1:25:34🔗 Adam So should we cook up something for you?

1:25:36🔗 Caller Sir, if you want to.

1:25:38🔗 Adam Yeah. Let's see if we...

1:25:38🔗 Caller Well, I can't... No, no. I'm in Atlanta, so I hear the...

1:25:42🔗 Caller so like I'll hear it tomorrow.

1:25:44🔗 Adam Oh, you'll hear it tomorrow?

1:25:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:46🔗 Adam All right. Well, if you just... why don't we just keep you on hold and you can just listen through the telephone?

1:25:52🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:25:53🔗 Adam Okay? Okay. We'll cook up a nice sultry song, a nice sultry call for you.

1:25:59🔗 Caller Okay.

1:26:00🔗 Adam And you can just masturbate to that, right?

1:26:01🔗 Caller Okay.

1:26:02🔗 Adam You don't use the phone to masturbate, do you?

1:26:04🔗 Caller No, no.

1:26:05🔗 Adam Okay, good. Then you can listen at the same time.

1:26:07🔗 Caller Okay.

1:26:08🔗 Adam Okay. Where are your parents?

1:26:11🔗 Caller My mom's asleep.

1:26:12🔗 Adam I see. Okay. You have a lock on your door?

1:26:16🔗 Caller No.

1:26:17🔗 Adam Yeah. You see, women can masturbate because they don't get a boner. You know, guys can't cover it up. There's nothing worse. I mean, we all got busted in high school. It's like boots hanging out of the end of the comforter, sweat on the brow, sweatshirt with hood hanging out, and big lump in the thing. And you're like, nothing, just lying here. The TV's on channel three and it's fuzzy. You know, you can't pull that off.

1:26:44🔗 Drew I saw you in the man show with Hands Free.

1:26:47🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah. That was a good manovation. But you know, seriously, the thing about women is, all you have to do is stop and you're not popped.

1:26:56🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:26:57🔗 Adam Unless you're in the tub, like producer hand, in which case it's tall order. But even then you're taking a bath. All you have to do is move your hand and you're done. Guys, you move your hand, you just got that boner hanging there. You can't do anything with that. What are you going to do? Even if you were in a towel or bathrobe or?

1:27:14🔗 Drew Want to see if this doing anything for Carrie? You want to see if this is doing anything for Carrie?

1:27:18🔗 Caller She got him carried away.

1:27:20🔗 Drew Carrie?

1:27:21🔗 Caller Yes.

1:27:21🔗 Drew Is Adam talking? Is this doing something for you? No, not really.

1:27:26🔗 Caller Not yet.

1:27:27🔗 Adam No, sorry.

1:27:29🔗 Drew Way to go, Adam.

1:27:29🔗 Caller Ah, okay.

1:27:31🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, all you're left with as a man is that big, huge, robbing, pulsating, purple, undulating, black boner.

1:27:42🔗 Caller You're something.

1:27:43🔗 Drew Are we going to carry again?

1:27:46🔗 Adam Sarah?

1:27:47🔗 Caller Yes?

1:27:47🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:27:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:48🔗 Adam What's up?

1:27:49🔗 Caller Well, a couple weeks ago, my boyfriend let me borrow his laptop and I was looking to find, if I could find a disk to save some of the stuff on. And in the section I was looking in, I found a picture off the Internet of a little girl that was naked. She looked maybe like 11.

1:28:05🔗 Adam How is Carrie supposed to masturbate to that? Use your brain, woman.

1:28:09🔗 Caller And then there's also pictures out of a magazine of little girls in underwear. I can't enjoy sex anymore because it's like...

1:28:18🔗 Drew Did he have any weird sexual experiences as a child?

1:28:20🔗 Caller I don't know. We've only been together like four months.

1:28:24🔗 Adam How old is he?

1:28:25🔗 Caller He's 21.

1:28:26🔗 Adam That's not a great sign.

1:28:27🔗 Drew No.

1:28:28🔗 Caller I don't know. Right now he wears just a pussy, but his friend's joke saying that he looks like a child molester when he has just a mustache.

1:28:36🔗 Adam Well, most guys look like child molesters with moustaches, but here's the thing about child pornography or any portrayals of children in a sexual way. You're either in or you're out. I mean, to 99 percent of guys and women, it's just disgusting.

1:28:54🔗 Drew Not disgusting. It's like zero. Zero sex.

1:28:57🔗 Caller Because when I found out, I was like, what the?

1:28:58🔗 Adam What is it?

1:28:59🔗 Drew Well, it's not to see a young child disgusting. It's just like that's not a sexual thing.

1:29:03🔗 Adam No. I don't throw up when I see a kid. I mean, the idea of a child being portrayed in a sexual way is disgusting to 99% of people. But for that 1%, it's game on. But there's not too many people that are sort of, yeah, like a sprinkling of kiddie porn when I'm in the mood. I don't believe that exists. Do you think that exists?

1:29:23🔗 Caller I don't even think 1%.

1:29:25🔗 Adam So if you see something, it's game on.

1:29:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:29🔗 Drew He's into it.

1:29:30🔗 Caller Really? Like when I'm to maybe bring it up, but like I don't want him to think like I'm a snoop or like...

1:29:36🔗 Drew Well, you've found these ads with child underwear or whatnot.

1:29:41🔗 Adam I think you could bring it up just to give him the opportunity to try to explain himself. Maybe he's doing some research on Calvin Klein advertising techniques or something like that. I mean, maybe there's something.

1:29:56🔗 Drew Keep your eyes open.

1:29:57🔗 Adam Well, you give him a chance to explain himself. But if it's not good, I think you're out.

1:30:03🔗 Caller Okay, I have another question. When we have sex, like we do it rough. Like by the end of the night and like the next day, like my stomach will hurt.

1:30:11🔗 Adam And he wants you to call him daddy?

1:30:13🔗 Drew Huh?

1:30:13🔗 Adam No.

1:30:14🔗 Drew Are you getting pelvic exams regularly?

1:30:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:16🔗 Drew And when was your last one?

1:30:17🔗 Caller It was like last April or May.

1:30:19🔗 Drew It was a year ago. So it's time to get another one.

1:30:22🔗 Adam What are you using for birth control?

1:30:23🔗 Caller I'm on the pill.

1:30:25🔗 Drew Good.

1:30:25🔗 Adam Don't let this guy get you with his soiled seed. His demon soiled seed. That would be a good name for Bantu, demon seed.

1:30:36🔗 Drew Soiled seed.

1:30:37🔗 Adam Soiled seed.

1:30:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:39🔗 Caller And then they figured out where it came from.

1:30:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:43🔗 Adam I don't think. Carrie?

1:30:44🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:30:45🔗 Adam Could you masturbate to that child born call?

1:30:47🔗 Caller Not at all.

1:30:48🔗 Adam I'm sorry, baby.

1:30:50🔗 Caller Give me something better, Adam.

1:30:52🔗 Adam I don't know. What do you like? What are you into? Um, lesbian calls?

1:30:57🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no. Give me a heterosexual call.

1:31:00🔗 Adam Heterosexual? What about like a nice herpes call?

1:31:03🔗 Caller No, no, no.

1:31:03🔗 Caller That wouldn't be good for me.

1:31:04🔗 Adam Crabs?

1:31:05🔗 Caller No.

1:31:06🔗 Adam Shank Royd, something like that?

1:31:07🔗 Caller No. Talk to somebody interested in Nick.

1:31:11🔗 Adam Oh, OK. You know, we only have about...

1:31:14🔗 Drew Four seconds.

1:31:15🔗 Adam Four seconds. All we have is Alicia here. She's 14. Is that too young for you? Oh, we have Shana over here. Hold on. Shana?

1:31:23🔗 Best Of Hello?

1:31:24🔗 Adam You into Nick?

1:31:25🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:31:26🔗 Adam What would you do to him if you guys were alone together?

1:31:28🔗 Best Of I'll thank him.

1:31:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Keep going.

1:31:31🔗 Caller Good God.

1:31:33🔗 Caller But that's not my question.

1:31:35🔗 Caller All right.

1:31:35🔗 Adam Well, you only have ten seconds now, so I'm going to read your question.

1:31:38🔗 Caller OK.

1:31:40🔗 Adam You want to be a new artist?

1:31:42🔗 Caller Yes.

1:31:43🔗 Adam You sing?

1:31:44🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:31:45🔗 Adam And you want to form a band or a group?

1:31:47🔗 Best Of No. Just me all by myself.

1:31:49🔗 Adam I see. All right. Well, the problem is, is we're out of show. But, Nick, you can shed whatever light you want on this, but there's no quick answer, is there?

1:32:00🔗 Caller Yeah, there is.

1:32:01🔗 Adam There is?

1:32:02🔗 Caller You just got to stick with it. If you... First of all, well, this is really quick. I'll tell you what's quick. You just got to know whether or not you think that you have the talent to do it, and then you got to just stick with it and not give up and just constantly work at it.

1:32:17🔗 Drew There you go.

1:32:17🔗 Caller All right, there.

1:32:18🔗 Adam We'll be back. All righty. Well, there you go. Another fabulous Love Line show in the can. I want to thank Nick for coming out here tonight, and really, I know how heck thick your schedule is, and I know there's many other things and places you would have rather done in places you'd rather been after you stepped off stage.

1:32:49🔗 Caller This has definitely been an experience.

1:32:51🔗 Adam Well, we do thank you for rushing over after the show.

1:32:54🔗 Caller No, you can't have people existed.

1:32:56🔗 Adam We certainly does. So, thanks a lot. Backstreet Boys, everybody, and what's the, oh yes, Born Into Chaos is also the name of the new band, so until next time. Yeah, it's true.

1:33:13🔗 Caller Are you feeling asleep?

1:33:14🔗 Adam I'm trying. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:33:18🔗 Drew If I knew what I do now, I'd have sex with lots of guys when I was 19.

1:33:22🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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