Wednesday, April 18, 2001

1:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:10🔗 Voiceover Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Adam It is Loveline.

1:14🔗 Oh, boy.

1:16🔗 Drew And that is the weirdest sounding mic of all time.

1:18🔗 Yeah?

1:19🔗 What?

1:20🔗 Drew What? Anderson is pointing at us like we know what is going to happen. I think he means check the connection.

1:26🔗 Adam No, I mean grab the other mic.

1:28🔗 Drew All right. Grab the other mic. Here we go. It's Loveline.

1:31🔗 Adam There you go, Drew.

1:32🔗 Drew The number 1-800-LOVE-191. That's Adam Corolla. I'm Dr. Drew. I work in the addiction medicine field. Corolla is the comedian. Of course, I'm the man in the show.

1:42🔗 Adam Mike goes on the fritz and you come undone.

1:44🔗 Drew I'm fine. He doesn't like what I say.

1:47🔗 Adam My favorite part of the show is when you were just going to sit there and watch me go find the new mic while you killed time. Oh man. This is so bad. There's not enough slack on this mic cord for me to almost fall asleep during the course of this show. Why don't we switch mics? You ready? Yeah. You want to do that? Hold on.

2:05🔗 Drew Hold on.

2:06🔗 Hold on.

2:07🔗 Adam No. One. Two.

2:11🔗 Three.

2:11🔗 Drew Action.

2:12🔗 Adam Hello. Hello.

2:14🔗 Drew See? Now you can both lean back.

2:18🔗 Adam Mudvayne is coming in here.

2:20🔗 Drew Oh, for Christ's sake.

2:22🔗 Adam Drew's mic fell apart. Well, it worked for about three seconds, Drew, until your microphone fell apart. There you go. You can fix that up there, bud. Mudvayne is going to come in here. They are... What are they, Drew? They're a very hard, hard rock band.

2:36🔗 Drew Yeah, if you're into the easy listening music, you ain't into the...

2:40🔗 Adam No, not, Mudvayne is not for you. So they're on stage or just getting off stage. And they're going to come in here in just a few minutes. We'll hop on the phones and speak to James. He's 21, James. Yeah. What's up?

2:55🔗 Not much. I just had a question.

2:59🔗 My girlfriend's a squirter.

3:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:02🔗 And I don't know what it is. What in a woman is fluid enough that it's not pee that's going to drench me?

3:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I see what you're saying. Yeah. But what in a man would do that? I mean, it's the same thing that's like you make saliva. Yeah.

3:23🔗 Drew You make saliva. You make semen.

3:24🔗 Yeah.

3:24🔗 But it's sweet.

3:26🔗 Adam Is it sweet?

3:27🔗 Yeah.

3:27🔗 It's sweet.

3:28🔗 Adam Well, sweet to you because you're in love.

3:31🔗 Drew Right. And what is sweet? What is one of the things that are sweet? Can they not be made in volume?

3:37🔗 I don't know, man. But it ain't like me. It ain't thick or nothing.

3:41🔗 Adam No, that's true. She's got glands down there and they produce something that you think tastes sweet and it comes out of her when you give her an orgasm. God bless you.

3:49🔗 Tasty. She didn't do it forever. And then all of a sudden, it just blew up at me. And now she's just the coolest thing in the world. But I don't know if she's paying on me or not. Well, it doesn't smell like urine.

4:01🔗 Drew No, she's not.

4:02🔗 And you know, if it dries on the bed or something, it doesn't smell like it.

4:05🔗 Drew I doubt she's paying. I doubt she's paying. There is such a thing, but I doubt that's what...

4:09🔗 Adam Urine doesn't smell sweet. No, it doesn't.

4:12🔗 Drew Unless she's diabetic.

4:13🔗 Adam Right.

4:13🔗 Drew Then it could taste sweet.

4:14🔗 Adam Really?

4:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

4:15🔗 Adam Why?

4:16🔗 Drew Because there's lots of sugar in it.

4:17🔗 Adam Because when you're diabetic, you're ridding your body of sugar.

4:20🔗 Drew You spill sugar excessively.

4:22🔗 Adam Then it comes out via urine. How about the Duke?

4:25🔗 Drew No.

4:25🔗 Adam Pee. No? Why not?

4:27🔗 Drew Pee.

4:28🔗 Adam Just pee.

4:29🔗 Drew Because the Duke's outside the body.

4:31🔗 Adam Right. You explain that to me, let's say twice a week and I never understand what you're saying. It's outside the body when it lands in the toilet. That's what you mean, right? What the hell was that? Candice?

4:45🔗 Mudvayne Yeah?

4:45🔗 Adam What was that noise that came out of you?

4:48🔗 I don't know.

4:49🔗 Drew What's going on?

4:53🔗 Mudvayne I want to know how long do you have to wait to take the morning after pill?

4:57🔗 Drew Well, what have you heard us say?

4:59🔗 Mudvayne I don't know.

5:00🔗 Drew Never heard us talk about the amount of time you have, the window, the pill if you take, blank number of hours after, unprotected, of course.

5:10🔗 Mudvayne Nope.

5:11🔗 Drew 72 hours.

5:12🔗 Adam Do you listen to the show, Candice?

5:15🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:17🔗 Adam Why is everything so strange for you, Candice?

5:21🔗 It's not.

5:22🔗 Adam What's the matter?

5:24🔗 Nothing.

5:24🔗 Adam What's going on in your life? Okay. Hey, Drew, tell you what. I got to take a leak. I'm going to ask Candice a question. I'll go take a leak.

5:35🔗 Drew Come back. She may have answered by then.

5:37🔗 Adam I think I should time it just right. Okay. You're ready? And what's your sign? All right.

5:43🔗 Drew Go. See you man.

5:58🔗 Adam Hey, Candice? Yeah. Can you turn your radio down? I think my experiment worked, Drew.

6:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:04🔗 Adam Yeah, that's good radio. All right, Candice?

6:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:10🔗 Adam I'll tell you what, here's my deal to you. You speak up and you answer the questions quickly, and I won't hang up on you, all right? Okay.

6:20🔗 Drew So far, no good.

6:21🔗 Adam What happened? Who'd you have sex with? How old? How old was the guy?

6:26🔗 Mudvayne Like 19.

6:27🔗 Adam All right.

6:27🔗 Drew Who was he?

6:29🔗 Adam Who was he?

6:30🔗 Mudvayne I don't really know.

6:31🔗 Drew How are you planning to get the morning after pill?

6:35🔗 Mudvayne I don't know.

6:36🔗 Drew Okay. Call Planned Parenthood, okay? I didn't get that for you. It's good. 72 hours. When did you have sex?

6:42🔗 Mudvayne Monday.

6:43🔗 Drew Monday night?

6:44🔗 Mudvayne Yes.

6:45🔗 Drew So here we are. We're at 48 hours here, right?

6:49🔗 Mudvayne Uh-huh.

6:50🔗 Adam Hey, Candice, are you scared? Are you angry? Or are you stupid? What's going on with you?

6:57🔗 I'm kind of scared.

6:58🔗 Adam What's the matter? Are you in trouble?

7:07🔗 No.

7:08🔗 Adam Okay. You're 14, but you really sound like you're 9, maybe 8. Are you all right? Are you on medication?

7:17🔗 Caller No.

7:18🔗 Adam Does anyone want you to be on medication?

7:22🔗 Mudvayne Psychiatrists, that's it.

7:23🔗 Adam Okay.

7:24🔗 Drew Maybe you ought to take it, whatever they're telling you.

7:26🔗 Adam Can you talk to those people and do what they tell you to do, please?

7:30🔗 Mudvayne Yeah. No one will let me take it.

7:33🔗 Adam Well, who sent you to the psychiatrist?

7:35🔗 My mom.

7:37🔗 Adam Well, what did she expect? Where's your dad?

7:42🔗 Mudvayne In Las Vegas.

7:44🔗 Adam And where, outer space? Where?

7:48🔗 Mudvayne Las Vegas.

7:49🔗 Adam Las Vegas. Did he ever molest you or beat you or anything?

7:53🔗 Mudvayne No.

7:53🔗 Adam Did anything happen to you?

7:56🔗 Mudvayne Oh, he used to like abuse my mom when I was fit.

7:59🔗 Drew Physical abuse?

8:00🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

8:01🔗 Adam From your mom?

8:03🔗 Mudvayne He used to do it to my mom.

8:04🔗 Adam I see. All right. Candace, we don't got any more time for you. I'm very sorry for your situation.

8:09🔗 Drew Land Parenthood, 1-800-230-PLAN. Get the money after you have 24 more hours to take it. And the sooner you take it, the more effective it's going to be. So call now.

8:18🔗 Adam All right. Okay. All right. And listen, no more unprotected sex. Please, screwball. Thank you. Okay. I can't wait for Candace's response each and every time. And I feel like the biggest turd in the world for being angry at screwed up 14 year olds. But honeys and fellers, you got to participate in this goddamn show or I'll hang up on your squirrely ass. It drives me insane. And I do feel weird. Like I get actually get angry and I know Candace is angry. Oh, that's anger.

8:48🔗 Drew Yes.

8:48🔗 Adam People don't understand what that is. They think it's fear.

8:51🔗 Drew No.

8:52🔗 Adam They think it's nerves.

8:54🔗 Drew No.

8:54🔗 Adam They think it's sleep deprivation. It's not. It's hostility. It comes out in a weird way. But it's a kind of hostility. It's like you have to work if you want to talk to them. And I don't mind that in a person.

9:08🔗 Caller But don't call this goddamn show.

9:11🔗 Adam Do that to me when I come up and talk to you. Don't come up and talk to me and then do it. It drives me insane. Okay. Go to Planned Parenthood. Talk to them and hurry. Please. Jake. Uh-oh. You're 20.

9:27🔗 Caller That's right.

9:28🔗 Adam All right. What's up with you?

9:30🔗 Caller Hanging out.

9:31🔗 Adam Okay. What's your question?

9:34🔗 Uh, not really.

9:36🔗 I just wanted to say something.

9:37🔗 Adam All right. We gotta have questions on this show. Lauren?

9:42🔗 Yeah.

9:42🔗 Adam You're 17.

9:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:44🔗 Adam What's up?

9:46🔗 Mudvayne I took ecstasy like two weekends ago.

9:49🔗 Adam All right.

9:50🔗 Mudvayne And ever since then, I haven't been able to have an orgasm. I was just wondering if that could possibly be why. Yeah.

9:55🔗 Drew I've heard of that before, actually.

9:57🔗 Mudvayne Yeah?

9:57🔗 Drew Yeah. And is it, were you, was it easy for you to have orgasm before?

10:01🔗 Mudvayne Oh, yeah.

10:02🔗 Yeah.

10:03🔗 Drew Now, you take any other medication?

10:05🔗 Mudvayne No.

10:05🔗 Adam Oh, interesting. Boy, you should do a PSA. I mean, that's a public service announcement.

10:12🔗 Drew Why not to do E?

10:13🔗 Adam Yeah. I lost my orgasm.

10:15🔗 Drew I had no problem.

10:18🔗 Adam I'm 17 years old. I used to be a ho.

10:20🔗 Mudvayne It'll, it'll, like, I'll feel like I'm going to have one, but then it just goes away.

10:24🔗 Drew Are you depressed too or anxious? Anything like that?

10:27🔗 Mudvayne Uh, no.

10:29🔗 Drew Are you doing any other drugs?

10:31🔗 Mudvayne No.

10:31🔗 Drew Okay. Well, I have heard this. I don't know how long it lasts because the only time I've ever heard people complain about that is on this radio program. So I don't really see it in the clinical world. So I'm assuming it's something that's relatively short-lived.

10:43🔗 Adam I'll bet you're, you'll, you'll find that elusive orgasm, you probably lost it at the rave. It's probably some kind of, it fell out with your van keys. Some guy swept it up. It's in some, your, your orgasm is in some landfill right now in Joliet. Yeah, it's bad times. You'll be fine. You got a boyfriend?

11:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:04🔗 Adam Did he give you the oral sex?

11:07🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:07🔗 Adam All right.

11:08🔗 Drew She's not into that.

11:08🔗 Adam Still not, not, not into the oral sex?

11:10🔗 Drew No, I do.

11:11🔗 Adam Oh, you are?

11:12🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

11:13🔗 Adam No, I mean on you?

11:14🔗 Drew Yeah.

11:15🔗 Adam Okay.

11:16🔗 Mudvayne It didn't work either.

11:17🔗 Adam Hmm. Bad times, but it'll be back.

11:20🔗 Mudvayne Okay.

11:21🔗 Adam I don't do any more of that.

11:22🔗 Drew Yeah, you do, you do more, you might, you might permanently lose it.

11:25🔗 Adam Oh, really?

11:25🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

11:26🔗 Mudvayne Okay.

11:27🔗 Adam All right. Thank you. What are you talking about? Oh, you're just lying. All right, you know, it's okay to lie to people if it's for them.

11:34🔗 Caller No, you know what?

11:35🔗 Drew I'm assuming that it would be, it's like the mood disturbances we see after some of these drugs is that they're transient for a while and then pretty much the rest of the time, then a few more times and pow, they persist.

11:45🔗 Adam Well, let's look at it this way, Drew. A woman does not have plumbing. She has like fiber optic cable.

11:52🔗 Drew That's too simple.

11:53🔗 Adam Not even that. She uses like telepathy to give herself an orgasm, her vein, her brain sends it through the spinal cord and then is attached to the vagina. Men have galvanized plumbing, three quarter plumbing. Yeah.

12:11🔗 Drew Copper.

12:12🔗 Adam Yeah. I said galvanized already, screwball.

12:14🔗 Drew What does that mean?

12:15🔗 Adam Oh, for Christ's sake.

12:16🔗 Drew What does that mean?

12:17🔗 Adam Galvanized, it's old plumbing and the copper is the new stuff.

12:20🔗 Drew Okay.

12:21🔗 Adam You can't galvanize copper.

12:22🔗 Drew Okay.

12:23🔗 Adam Okay. Quite doubt. Now listen, it is easy for a guy to have an orgasm. Guy could be in a coma, guy could be brain dead, guy could blow his head out with drugs, it doesn't matter.

12:32🔗 Drew It doesn't matter.

12:33🔗 Adam It doesn't matter because it's a hard plumbing equation.

12:37🔗 Drew It's basically a spinal reflex.

12:39🔗 Adam Right. Women, some have them, some don't. It's got nothing to do with what's going on internally.

12:44🔗 Drew Yeah, their brains involved.

12:45🔗 Adam So if you screw with yourself with drugs and alter your mood, you could screw that up. Very delicate balance, ladies. Brittany?

12:54🔗 Hi.

12:55🔗 Adam You're 15.

12:56🔗 Caller My question is about these pills called Stacker 2.

13:00🔗 Drew What are they called?

13:01🔗 Caller Stacker 2.

13:01🔗 Drew What the hell is that?

13:03🔗 Caller I heard this, my friend, she said that she took these and she lost a lot of weight from them.

13:08🔗 Drew Well, they must be good, then.

13:09🔗 Mudvayne No, like, but is ephedra bad for teens?

13:12🔗 Drew Yes, very bad.

13:13🔗 Caller What is it?

13:14🔗 Adam Hold on, was she saying ephedra?

13:16🔗 Drew Yeah, she finally said ephedra.

13:17🔗 Adam First, she said Stacker 2?

13:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

13:19🔗 Adam Okay, good.

13:20🔗 Mudvayne It's like a rough leg off.

13:22🔗 Drew Well, first of all, you've got, like, allergies or asthma or something, right?

13:27🔗 Yeah, I was just kind of tired.

13:28🔗 Mudvayne I took a nap when I called.

13:30🔗 Drew No, you can't breathe through your nose.

13:33🔗 Mudvayne I have, like, a cold.

13:36🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

13:37🔗 Adam That's what we're talking about. You know that really bad nasal cold you have?

13:41🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

13:41🔗 Drew We're hearing it.

13:42🔗 Adam That's what we're talking about. The one you've had for a few days?

13:45🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

13:46🔗 Okay.

13:47🔗 Drew First of all, you have a cold. All right. That should be taken care of. Secondly, ephedra is the, is a stimulant. And as such, it can do the usual, cause the usual problems of other stimulants. There's some liver problems associated with it. It can cause heart attacks, strokes.

14:02🔗 Adam What's up with your weight?

14:04🔗 Mudvayne I'm like really overweight.

14:06🔗 Adam How much you weigh?

14:07🔗 About 220.

14:08🔗 Adam How tall are you?

14:10🔗 Mudvayne Five, six.

14:10🔗 Adam That's perfect for your height.

14:13🔗 Drew Really get with a dietitian.

14:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

14:15🔗 Drew Get some exercise program going.

14:16🔗 Adam How did you put the weight on?

14:19🔗 I was kind of like depressed.

14:20🔗 Adam Okay. Yeah, but here's the thing. It's a very slippery slope at 15. To be depressed and eat overeat and put on a bunch of weight and then take drugs essentially to shed the weight. That's not going to serve you well in life. You just have to change your lifestyle.

14:41🔗 Mudvayne Because I did go to the doctor like last summer. I lost 18 pounds, but I gained it all back.

14:46🔗 Adam All right. You're going to have to work at it.

14:48🔗 Drew Get back again.

14:49🔗 Adam Are your parents overweight?

14:51🔗 Mudvayne No.

14:51🔗 Adam They're not?

14:52🔗 Mudvayne No.

14:53🔗 Adam Oh, that's good. Then you won't be fighting such an uphill battle. You don't have that genetic predisposition.

15:02🔗 Mudvayne No, really. Nobody in our family is overweight at all.

15:05🔗 Adam All right. You're the one then. So that's good. You just get yourself on a little diet and do a little exercise. All right.

15:11🔗 Drew Stay with it. If somebody, a trainer or a dietitian or somebody stays with you and wants you for an extended period of time. Do not do drugs. Do not do the drugs.

15:20🔗 Adam It's personality night tonight on Loveline. It's like, I know Brittany said she was sleeping earlier. It's like we called people and woke them up.

15:32🔗 Drew Yeah, from a coma.

15:35🔗 Adam I was going to say hibernation, but yeah, it's like coma night on Loveline, isn't it? And not only that, but people are sort of having trouble tracking tonight. They're in trouble like following, like.

15:47🔗 Drew Angry that we woke them from the coma.

15:49🔗 Adam It's like you got somebody who's not pulling an ounce of oxygen through their nose and you're trying to comment on it and they're like, huh?

15:59🔗 Drew Or, what?

16:00🔗 Adam I was thinking a nap.

16:01🔗 Drew I'm going to take a pee. What's your sign?

16:04🔗 Adam Yeah, it's weird. It's a weird detachment night tonight. All right. That's all right with me. I get paid either way.

16:11🔗 Drew So, we get detached. You notice this microphone I'm using?

16:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Why don't you screw that base back onto that thing?

16:16🔗 Drew I've tried like three times.

16:17🔗 Adam Oh, well, you're the guy who thinks galvanized piping should be made of copper.

16:23🔗 Drew Should be copperized, yeah.

16:24🔗 Adam Copperized, yes.

16:25🔗 Drew Michael, 23.

16:26🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

16:27🔗 Adam Oh, that's more like it. What's happening?

16:30🔗 Caller I'm 23. Okay. Last night, you guys had a girl who called and said she'd been with her boyfriend for a couple of years and he wanted to try anal sex. And she said she wanted to try it also, but she was really apprehensive about doing it because she was afraid it was going to hurt and everything else. Okay. Me and my girlfriend, we've done it many times and there is a way she can do it that it won't hurt. First of all, she has to be relaxed. She has to just relax and kind of be comfortable with it. Okay, that's first.

16:58🔗 Adam Right. Well, what do I say? What do I say? Eat? Hold on. What did I say 15 times last night? Drink a wine cooler and relax, relax, relax.

17:09🔗 Caller Second of all, before you, you know, you can't push like a finger through, you know, the hole of a needle.

17:16🔗 Drew Whatever.

17:17🔗 Caller Of a needle. You know what I mean? First you have to kind of open it up a little bit. Oh, come on.

17:24🔗 Drew All right.

17:25🔗 Adam Open it up. I was going to go Will Rogers, but all right.

17:28🔗 Caller Or even use a tongue, you know, to kind of get it relaxed, you know, her finger, right?

17:33🔗 Adam Yeah, you say tongue the anus.

17:35🔗 Caller Hold on, slow down.

17:36🔗 Adam I'm trying to write this down.

17:38🔗 Drew Tongue. Say that again, Adam.

17:40🔗 Adam First is relax, right?

17:43🔗 Caller Second, you got to loosen it up a little bit.

17:46🔗 Adam Loosen it up by how? So you're saying, hold on a second, you're saying don't anally rape her while she's just stimulated.

17:55🔗 Drew Exactly.

17:57🔗 Very nice, very nice.

17:58🔗 Caller Turn it on, turn it on, if she wants to do stuff. And then kind of loosen it up a little bit, maybe with your tongue or your finger, a lot of lubricant, whatever you can use. And then maybe try to put it in.

18:10🔗 Adam Lubricant, I see. Okay, all right, thank you. Listen, wait a minute, wait a minute. This chick called last night, said she wanted to try anal sex. She's a little bit scared. What did I say?

18:21🔗 Drew Yeah, and she said it hurt her, and she had tried and it hurt. She said relax, have a wine cooler, play some music.

18:27🔗 Adam And use some lubricant. Right.

18:29🔗 Drew Now, you left the tongue out, though, Adam. You didn't.

18:32🔗 Adam I did not say to tongue her sphincter.

18:34🔗 Drew You said use your special line of graduated anal plugs. Right.

18:39🔗 Caller Right. Right.

18:40🔗 Adam Now, Michael is called to put a whole new spin on last night's advice, which is relax and to use the lube.

18:49🔗 Drew And by the way, to really turn this night around.

18:50🔗 Adam Right. Michael?

18:52🔗 Caller Yes, sir.

18:53🔗 Adam So, relax, use lube, use the tongue perhaps?

18:56🔗 Caller Right.

18:57🔗 Adam Anything else?

18:58🔗 Caller Yeah. I've got a mason jar in my ass.

19:04🔗 Adam Oh, please. All right. I think that was an impromptu thing, to get a mason jar in his ass.

19:11🔗 Drew Right. He doesn't even understand the joke.

19:12🔗 Adam He doesn't understand the correct mason jar anus-related lingo.

19:19🔗 Drew I reject those attempts that really don't understand the history and the true poetic.

19:25🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, you know, that's like, it was like when I used to watch Sanford and Son when I was a kid and the white cop would show up and he'd say, Hey, Mr. Sanford, far up. He was butchering the verbiage. And we know he's a poser. All right. Should we take one more call? Please. Bridget?

19:46🔗 Yeah.

19:47🔗 Adam You're 22. You're a big comeback call tonight. What's up?

19:50🔗 Caller I was just wondering if there's any rehab centers you can go to and take your kid?

19:55🔗 Drew Occasionally, there are some, but you have to be stabilized first, usually.

20:00🔗 Caller Okay, because I just had a baby and that's the only way I could go.

20:05🔗 Drew Yeah. You know, when you're going, what are you coming off of?

20:09🔗 Caller Oxycontin.

20:10🔗 Drew Yeah, when you're coming off of opiates, you're going to be pretty sick for three to seven days, frankly.

20:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:15🔗 Drew You can't take care of a child during that time. So the child has to be in someone's hands during your detox, and then once you're through that, potentially, there are places that possibly, they're tough to find sometimes, but you might be able to come up with something.

20:27🔗 Adam How about your folks?

20:30🔗 Caller My mom.

20:30🔗 Adam I meant your mom, yeah.

20:32🔗 Caller Well, I left when I was 16 and came up here on my own, and my dad died when I was seven.

20:37🔗 Adam I see. And what about friends, other people you used to do drugs with perhaps?

20:43🔗 Caller Do what?

20:45🔗 Adam Do you have any friends? Who do you know who's not going to sell the kid for drugs?

20:49🔗 Caller Well, I don't have any family up here. I'm married.

20:53🔗 Adam You are? Okay.

20:54🔗 Caller And my mom, she's in recovery. She's been in recovery since I was 13. I went into alcoholic coma.

21:00🔗 Drew Great.

21:01🔗 Caller She had a spiritual awakening.

21:02🔗 Drew Why can't your husband take care of the kid?

21:05🔗 Adam Let me translate that, dead time.

21:08🔗 Caller I'm kind of a control freak.

21:09🔗 Drew When I ask her if that's it.

21:10🔗 Caller And I would worry, you know.

21:12🔗 Adam So is your mom sober or not?

21:15🔗 Caller Yeah, my mom's sober.

21:16🔗 Drew Was she in jail for a while?

21:18🔗 Caller No. I drank a whole bunch of vodka and I was in an alcoholic coma overnight. And I was 13 and she had a spiritual awakening because I almost died.

21:27🔗 Drew Oh, when you...

21:28🔗 Adam Oh, I see. You almost died.

21:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

21:31🔗 Adam I see. So how about it now? She's nice and sober. Maybe she can look after your young while you're fixing yourself up.

21:39🔗 Caller Yeah, probably.

21:40🔗 Adam I think that's a good plan. And how about your husband? What kind of guy is he?

21:46🔗 Caller He's a good guy.

21:47🔗 Adam Is he doing drugs?

21:48🔗 Caller No, he drinks. He's an alcoholic, but not like a raging alcoholic. He's been a raging alcoholic before, but I only let him drink so much a night.

21:57🔗 Adam That's nice.

21:58🔗 Drew Well, he needs to get in some water, too.

22:00🔗 Adam What do you do? Do you measure that out in a cup? Like a measuring cup? Or do you just cut him off at like a 12-pack?

22:06🔗 Caller If he starts drinking too fast, I just tell him to slow it down.

22:09🔗 Adam I see.

22:10🔗 Caller All right. See, he knows. I hit it from him for a long time. And I told him that it's because I know all about recovering. One of us is doing it and we're both going to have to do it. Because I wanted him to stop drinking completely when I was pregnant. And then I realized, you know, if I'm going to have to quit, I'm going to have to quit.

22:29🔗 Adam That's right.

22:29🔗 Drew Bridget, you got a good beginning, a good good sort of foundation of knowledge, at least, to go forward. And it sounds like you're realistic, understand what's necessary. Now, let's go do it.

22:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:41🔗 Drew All right.

22:42🔗 Adam On behalf of your child.

22:43🔗 Drew Yeah, this is a good time to do it.

22:44🔗 Adam You don't want this kid going into a vodka-induced coma at 13, do you?

22:49🔗 Drew Here's the other thing. Hold on, Drew.

22:50🔗 Adam I wonder what her answer was. Did she say no?

22:54🔗 Drew She said no.

22:54🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Okay. Thanks.

22:55🔗 Drew The other thing is that a loaded parent, at this stage in a child's life, is an abandoning parent. You're not available the way the child needs you to be. Better you should give it a week off and come back as a awake, tuned in, a live human parent, rather than someone that is blunted and intoxicated all the time. That child has trouble dealing with that.

23:19🔗 Caller I was afraid to do it when I was pregnant because I didn't know if that would...

23:22🔗 Drew You could have bored it.

23:23🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

23:24🔗 Drew So you did the right thing.

23:25🔗 Adam All right. Good. Now finish it. Take care of yourself. When we come back, we're going to speak to Steve. He's 13. He saw girls boobs he wants to date and it turned him off.

23:35🔗 Drew Adam.

23:36🔗 Adam Hold on.

23:36🔗 Drew You sure you want to talk to him? You're going to be okay?

23:39🔗 Adam Steve?

23:40🔗 Drew Caller goes by Steve. There he is.

23:42🔗 Adam All right. Steve?

23:44🔗 Hi.

23:45🔗 Adam Hi.

23:45🔗 Drew Put down the ether rag.

23:46🔗 Adam You saw some boobs, did you?

23:48🔗 Yeah.

23:49🔗 Adam Okay. Hold on a second. All right. Okay. I feel like a paramedic who's like a guy just took a bad spill on a motorcycle and I'm leaning over him. He's like, do you know where you are? Sir. Sir. Now get the paddles, Bob. It's like I keep asking people questions. I keep going, all right. Like a long pause, I go, okay. Yeah. It's like a follow up. Extra nudge tonight. Well, it all started with your microphone, didn't it, Drew? All right. You're going to get that fixed up. Mudvayne is going to come in here and bring some life into the show. We're going to yell at the engineer, Anderson, and we'll be right back after this.

24:36🔗 Caller Hello, this is Loveline.

24:40🔗 Loveline will be right back.

24:48🔗 Drew Hey, it's Loveline, and I'm Dr. Drew. Adam Corolla has no mic. Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Let me check out one of those other mics there, Adam. Sit back, relax. No, no, I got, that's my mic.

24:58🔗 Adam I'll grab this. All right. There you go. Hey, everybody. Well, Anderson, you're right back in the old ass house.

25:07🔗 Ha ha.

25:08🔗 Adam Anderson flew in here, apologized profusely, told me it wasn't his fault, fixed everything, and we're right back where we started from. Mudvayne is coming in. We should just stop the show and go home.

25:20🔗 Drew All right.

25:22🔗 Adam We always threaten to do it, but this time we should really do it. Thank you. It's been Loveline. It's been great. Mudvayne is, I think they're here, or I heard them come in. They were at the Hollywood Palladium a little bit earlier tonight. I actually saw some of the commotion out front of the Palladium on my way home from The Man Show tonight. So we'll see how that gig went tonight. Steve?

25:46🔗 Yeah.

25:47🔗 Adam Thirteen?

25:47🔗 Yeah. Actually, I'm fourteen.

25:49🔗 Adam Fourteen?

25:50🔗 Drew That's different then.

25:51🔗 Adam Yeah. You like a girl?

25:54🔗 Yeah.

25:56🔗 Adam And you saw her boobs?

25:58🔗 Yeah.

25:58🔗 Adam How did you see her boobs?

26:00🔗 We were working on a class project and she just kind of bent over.

26:04🔗 Drew Okay.

26:05🔗 Adam Saw a little cleavage?

26:06🔗 Yeah. She's not really big. So, uh, I don't know, like, yeah, I'm just...

26:16🔗 Drew You didn't like that? You didn't like the way they looked? Or what's the deal?

26:19🔗 No, no, no, it's not that. It's just, I just saw it. It's like, whoa, hey, it's a boob. And so I went home and, um, so I tried to jack off, but then, um...

26:30🔗 Adam All right, he's an idiot. He's not serious.

26:34🔗 Yeah.

26:34🔗 Adam He's just a jack off. Speaking of jacking off, oh, what fourteen-year-old guy sees a boob and goes home and tries to jack off, but to no avail. Drew, how many times did you try to whack off at fourteen, but no dice? Never.

26:51🔗 Right?

26:52🔗 Adam No. I announced I was jacking off and something came out of my penis before I even got started on myself. Rob?

27:01🔗 Caller Yes.

27:02🔗 Adam You're thirty-five.

27:03🔗 Caller Yeah. How's it going, Adam?

27:04🔗 Adam Good.

27:05🔗 Caller Yeah. I need some advice from the master.

27:07🔗 Adam That's me. What do you need?

27:08🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, back in my younger days when I was in the Army, I used to kind of sleep around on my wife a lot. And we'll be married 11 years tomorrow. But the problem is that she also did it to me.

27:22🔗 Drew Recently?

27:22🔗 Caller About three years ago.

27:23🔗 Drew Three years ago. One time.

27:25🔗 Caller Well, as far as I know, I think there's a couple of times, though, but I'm not sure about it.

27:29🔗 Drew So you did it multiple times.

27:30🔗 Caller Yes.

27:31🔗 Drew Multiple people.

27:32🔗 Caller Yes.

27:33🔗 Adam How did you find out?

27:35🔗 Caller Well, some friends told me they'd seen her around and then I caught her actually one time with the guy. What? I didn't walk in while they were doing it, but I saw them together, so I knew what was going on.

27:47🔗 Adam All right.

27:48🔗 Caller Okay. And the problem is, it's like I said, it's been about three years and I just can't seem to get over it. You know, sex life is really terrible right now.

27:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:56🔗 Drew Does she know?

27:56🔗 Caller On my part, you know, I just, I don't know.

28:00🔗 Drew Does she know you're this upset about it?

28:03🔗 Caller We've had our fights about it, but we kind of got over it. And the reason I stay together is because we have two kids. And I did it to her, you know. So I thought, you know, maybe I'll, you know, try to work it out.

28:14🔗 Adam She knows about you doing it to her?

28:16🔗 Caller No, she doesn't know how many times. She thinks she knows about one.

28:20🔗 Adam I see. Well, you really got a foundation of love going on here.

28:23🔗 Drew I was gonna say, the foundation is so rocky. You need to, I think, to me, this is an opportunity where therapy would be extremely useful.

28:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:32🔗 Drew And you need a safe environment where you can come clean with each other.

28:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:36🔗 Drew Because there's a certain amount of collusion here going on where you sort of...

28:39🔗 Adam Not too clean, by the way. She don't need to know about every...

28:42🔗 Drew No, but she needs to know that...

28:43🔗 Adam .every hooker you did and da-dang.

28:44🔗 Drew You know, you're allowing her behavior because of your own guilt about what you did and that's a bizarre way to proceed.

28:51🔗 Adam Well, he's not allowing it.

28:53🔗 Drew He's not, he's very, very troubled by it, but he doesn't let himself tell her about that because he feels guilty because he might have to tell her about what he did.

29:01🔗 Adam Well, she kind of knows about what he did and I think...

29:04🔗 Drew Not in his mind.

29:04🔗 Adam Listen, Rob, be honest. You feel it like, or tell me if this is how you feel. If you level the full out attack on her, she'd come back at you and probably tell you some stuff you didn't want to hear about stuff you might have done. Is that true or not?

29:22🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, I guess so.

29:24🔗 Adam I mean, you don't really... Hold on a second, Drew, you know what it's like in a relationship. You've been in those relationships where they know a few things. Maybe you know something. Neither one of you is talking about it, but you know goddamn well the second you open your trap and start talking about them, some stuff about you is going to start coming up too.

29:44🔗 Drew Sure, but that's the point.

29:44🔗 Adam And you ain't going to have a very good shot at defending that.

29:47🔗 Drew But the point is it needs to come up. How would you feel if you told her everything about what you had done and she said, you know what, I love you, honey, I forgive you?

29:55🔗 Caller I don't know, maybe that, I don't know, maybe I should try that.

29:57🔗 Drew How would you feel if you went through that? And she was still able to accept you and still tell you that she loved you and go on? Wouldn't that be a huge relief?

30:09🔗 Caller Yeah, probably.

30:10🔗 Adam Well, listen, Rob, you say you want to stay together on behalf of your two kids, right? Yeah. Alright, well then...

30:16🔗 Caller Things are okay.

30:17🔗 Adam I know they're okay, but why just stop at okay? Why not have a good relationship?

30:22🔗 Drew And by the way, things are not okay. You're calling us, your sex life is no good, you're guilty and angry at the same time.

30:27🔗 Adam He means they're functional. Rob, you still got away with more than she did.

30:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:32🔗 Adam And I know there's a double standard. I know what it's like to be a guy. I used to be a guy.

30:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:37🔗 Adam Before my sack was run over by a steamroller that Drew's wife was driving.

30:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:42🔗 Adam She liked maniacally and swilled another wine cooler. But you got away with more chicks than she got away with dudes. You both were screw ups. You both deserve each other. Now you're still together. There's still some love here. You have a couple of kids. Just put it behind you and get to some counseling and just grow up. You're 35 now. You don't have to freak out over that stuff you freaked out over when you're 23. Do you? You're 35. Your nuts are hanging a little bit lower. You got a couple gray hairs and a couple wrinkles. But you know what? You get to get past some of that weird baggage stuff. That's the only good thing about getting older is just to drop some of that stuff. You know what that's like, right, Drew? You had that energy when you were younger. Please. You were a passionate, passionate man. Eric? Hey. You're 25?

31:38🔗 Caller I'm 25. How are you doing?

31:39🔗 Adam I'm doing all right. How are you doing?

31:41🔗 Caller It's great to finally talk to you.

31:42🔗 Adam Well, good to talk to you, Eric.

31:44🔗 Caller Hey, I got this problem, kind of. When I was 21 years old, I was in the army and I realized that some bumps were coming up on my genitalia, right? Late last year, so I waited a long time before I did anything about this. I showed my stepmom, who's a nurse, and she said, That's genital warts. She said, You've got genital warts. I see it all the time. I said, Well, is that bad? She said, Well, we can do something about it. She said, If you don't want to go to the doctor, I can do something about it.

32:12🔗 Adam No way.

32:14🔗 Caller Well, yeah, she took the stuff from the hospital and she told me what to do. And in about a month and a half, these things were gone. The bumps were gone. It was just smooth. It took a while, but they haven't come back. They haven't come back since I got rid of them about in October. And I was wondering, are they still there? Do I still have the, what is it, HPV?

32:35🔗 Drew Yeah, you probably still have it.

32:37🔗 Caller And is there anything I can do? And is it contagious right now?

32:40🔗 Drew Yes, probably.

32:41🔗 Caller Okay.

32:42🔗 Drew And there's a certain percentage of those viruses that will go away by themselves. And it's hard to predict for whom that is the case. And just because the ward is not present does not mean you're not contagious. You're not as contagious as if you had the ward, but you're still potentially contagious.

32:56🔗 Adam Does your dad know you showed your hunker to your stepmom?

33:01🔗 Caller No, he doesn't know.

33:02🔗 Drew I see. I just think of that conversation.

33:03🔗 Adam How did that go, by the way, when you pulled it out?

33:06🔗 Caller Well, we watched porno together.

33:08🔗 Drew You and the stepmom?

33:10🔗 Caller Yeah. She's into some fetish and she wanted me to watch it with her.

33:15🔗 Uh-oh.

33:16🔗 Adam The plot is thickening here. Yeah, a little taboo going on.

33:20🔗 Caller Well, it was okay. And then, you know...

33:22🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Why does she want you to watch porn with her?

33:26🔗 Caller Because I live in Dallas and she lives outside of Dallas and I'm up here. I can get to the video stores.

33:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

33:32🔗 Drew Well, you can mail it back to her.

33:35🔗 Caller I'm in Athens every week.

33:36🔗 Drew She wants you to watch it with her?

33:37🔗 Adam Hold on a second. She lives in a place that has a scarcity of porn.

33:43🔗 Caller She lives about 90 miles from here. It's a town of about 8,000 people.

33:47🔗 Adam I see.

33:47🔗 Caller They don't have video stores like within the range of...

33:50🔗 Adam Tri-Town.

33:51🔗 Drew That's nonsense. There's so few people, she doesn't want to be seen buying it as the deal.

33:54🔗 Adam She wants you to go rent it for her or buy it for her?

33:57🔗 Caller I rent the videos.

33:58🔗 Drew She can buy over the money.

33:59🔗 Adam Hold on. You rent the videos and then you send it or bring it over to her and then you guys sit down together to watch it? Yeah.

34:06🔗 Caller We got kind of close, you know, so I felt like I could open up to her and tell her I got this problem.

34:10🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Now, are you having any kind of relations with her?

34:14🔗 Caller Absolutely not, no.

34:15🔗 Drew But you don't see that it's bizarre that you sit down to your stepmom and watch pornography?

34:18🔗 Caller I know it's not normal, but we do it anyway.

34:22🔗 Adam Wow. And where's your dad during this?

34:25🔗 Caller He works.

34:27🔗 Drew Does he know you do this?

34:29🔗 Caller No, but I wouldn't. I tell him.

34:32🔗 Adam What do you think is going through her mind, though, when you're sitting around and watching porn? I mean, don't you think she has some ideas about you?

34:40🔗 Caller I don't think so, no.

34:41🔗 Adam You guys drinking?

34:43🔗 Caller We drink together, yeah.

34:45🔗 Adam While you watch porn?

34:47🔗 Caller No, no. We had parties.

34:48🔗 Adam I see. And no boozing with the porn, huh?

34:52🔗 Caller We haven't yet, but we're always drinking.

34:55🔗 Adam The second couple of beers come out during the porn, there's going to be something going on.

34:59🔗 Caller You know, I'm glad you said that. It's a good idea. I'm going to stay away from that.

35:02🔗 Drew Yeah, thank you.

35:03🔗 Adam Yeah, she's going to have warts. That's the way that's going to work.

35:06🔗 Caller No, I don't think so.

35:07🔗 Adam All right. Listen here, buddy boy. You got a girlfriend or a wife or something?

35:11🔗 Caller No, I'm swinging bachelor.

35:12🔗 Adam No kidding. Yeah, you're swinging like a pendulum, buddy. Swinging over to stepmom. How old is stepmom?

35:19🔗 Caller She's 36.

35:21🔗 Adam All right. All right. Listen.

35:22🔗 Caller My dad's 50.

35:23🔗 Adam Okay. Eric, stay away. Stay out of this situation.

35:28🔗 Caller Okay.

35:28🔗 Drew Stepmom is a mess.

35:30🔗 Caller Okay, no, I wasn't worried about our relationship.

35:32🔗 Adam I know, but...

35:33🔗 Drew It's kind of an ant crawl on your hand, Adam.

35:36🔗 Caller But it was because of her that she was able to diagnose.

35:39🔗 Drew Yeah, listen. Anybody could have diagnosed those words. It's not appropriate for some of your own family to be diagnosing and treating anything, let alone something as intimate as that. That is bizarre. And then to sit down and watch pornography with her is trouble.

35:53🔗 Adam She likes fetish videos?

35:56🔗 Caller Yeah, it is, actually.

35:56🔗 Adam Which ones?

35:57🔗 Caller Spanking.

35:58🔗 Adam I see.

35:59🔗 Caller Spanking. We've got a spanking. Both of us collectively do.

36:03🔗 Adam Do you spank each other ever?

36:04🔗 Caller No. Well, just once. But no, not usually.

36:08🔗 Drew What happened that one time?

36:09🔗 Adam Well, she was naughty.

36:10🔗 Caller She was joking about it. She said, you know, I get your dad to spank me. And she said, you know, his hand isn't good enough. I said, well, have you ever tried the bath brush?

36:18🔗 Adam You use a bath brush on her, huh?

36:19🔗 Caller She said, would that work? And I said, let me show you.

36:22🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:23🔗 Caller It was just like one hit, you know.

36:24🔗 Adam Okay. Did you have to head down to the creek to get the bath brush or do you have indoor plumbing?

36:28🔗 Caller No, actually, we just, you know, she's got a two bedroom apartment.

36:31🔗 Adam Oh, okay. All right, everybody. Easy, easy now, buddy. This is going to be trouble. Stay out of there.

36:38🔗 Drew Wow.

36:38🔗 Adam Hey, Drew, why are all nurses completely insane? You know, this is, this is nurse behavior. This ain't nutty for a nurse. It's just nutty for a civilian, right?

36:50🔗 Drew It's, it's, it's maybe a nurse needs some, some nursing diversion.

36:53🔗 Adam Holy crap. Diversion. Yeah. Like a two ton bomb diversion so this guy can get out of town. That's crazy. I can't believe, you know, the most disturbing part is that they're not doing anything.

37:05🔗 Drew No, the most disturbing part is that Eric doesn't really see any big deal. It didn't occur to him that this is something perhaps inappropriate.

37:11🔗 Adam Yeah. Wonder what kind of guy dad is. 50 year old guy, got the new wife, probably stepping out on mom. Eric's a little, he's a swinger himself.

37:21🔗 Drew He's into being smacked.

37:22🔗 Caller All right.

37:24🔗 Adam Mudvayne is here now, I believe. We will take ourselves a break. We'll sort out our audio problems and we'll be back after this.

37:42🔗 Hi, this is Jeremy McGrath and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

37:48🔗 Adam Yes, you is. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. All right. Mudvayne is here. We have Ryan Owen Spagg both here for Mudvayne, who just got off stage at the Fabulous Hollywood Palladium. I was driving home from my office today and saw the folks heading in early. Geez, must have been about 7, I guess about 715, 730 people piling into the palladium and one guy was down on the corner on Hollywood. That was down like ambulance pulling up, guys tending to him. I don't know what the hell happened to him.

38:27🔗 Mudvayne Maniacal Mudvayne fans.

38:29🔗 Adam So how was the show? Worked out?

38:32🔗 Mudvayne We got from point A to point B.

38:34🔗 Adam That's basically what we're hoping for tonight too. We did start at point A, you gotta give us credit for that.

38:43🔗 Mudvayne It wasn't very eloquent.

38:44🔗 Adam Point B is nowhere in sight for us. Ozfest this summer, all summer or are you guys doing a leg?

38:51🔗 Mudvayne No, it's all summer.

38:52🔗 Adam Oh really? What did we just talk to who came in here?

38:55🔗 Mudvayne Disturbed probably.

38:56🔗 Drew Cypress Hill, no way.

38:58🔗 Adam Alien Ant Farm I think came in here a couple of nights ago.

39:01🔗 Mudvayne They're supposed to be really good.

39:03🔗 Yeah, we heard very good things about them.

39:04🔗 Adam Seemed they are good and they're good guys, so you can have fun with them on There's their plug. Ozfest all summer long. Also Phoenix coming up on the 20th. What is that? This Friday, right?

39:18🔗 Mudvayne It's the next show.

39:19🔗 Adam Albuquerque, 21st, 22nd, Tulsa, Dallas, Houston, Orlando, New Orleans, Nashville, Cleveland, New York, and then I'm guessing it's off to the Ozfest after that.

39:29🔗 Mudvayne We do some Florida dates.

39:31🔗 Some radio shows, I believe.

39:33🔗 Adam Yeah. You guys lean up on them.

39:35🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

39:36🔗 Adam I know you're probably all like, Yeah, I think we do.

39:38🔗 Mudvayne Mikes scare me.

39:39🔗 I think we do some radio shows in Florida. Three Doors Down is on one of the shows, I believe.

39:45🔗 Mudvayne Offsprings is on one.

39:47🔗 Adam And that is in mid-late May, perhaps?

39:52🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

39:52🔗 All right.

39:53🔗 Adam And then it's Osfest starts what?

39:55🔗 Mudvayne June 8th. Pretty good, huh?

39:58🔗 Adam And is that like a couple of months? That's a couple of months, right?

40:01🔗 Mudvayne Oh yeah, it goes until the end of August.

40:03🔗 Adam Holy Christ.

40:04🔗 Mudvayne Yeah, it's full on.

40:06🔗 Adam And when does Ozzy show up?

40:08🔗 Mudvayne Yes, I'm gripping my head too.

40:09🔗 Adam Is Ozzy, Ozzy's not on every light, is he?

40:13🔗 Mudvayne Oh yeah, Black Sabbath.

40:15🔗 Adam Headlines every show.

40:16🔗 Mudvayne Headlines the full deal.

40:18🔗 Adam Have you met him?

40:19🔗 Mudvayne No.

40:20🔗 No, we did hear that he makes a point to go around and meet each of the bands on OzFest, though. That's good.

40:26🔗 I'll be...

40:27🔗 Adam That should be an experience.

40:29🔗 Yeah, I'll be free. What do you say? Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Osborne.

40:33🔗 Mudvayne We've met his kid, Jack. Really nice guy.

40:36🔗 Yeah, Jack's great.

40:37🔗 Adam And is he in a band or anything?

40:39🔗 Mudvayne No, I think he's he's working his way into the industry.

40:42🔗 Adam Yeah.

40:43🔗 Mudvayne Being smart.

40:44🔗 Adam How old is Ozzy's kid? He's 15.

40:46🔗 Mudvayne 15? Yeah, Jack's a good kid. I think he does play drums, though. Somebody said that.

40:50🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

40:50🔗 Mudvayne I'm sure in a couple years, he'll show me some some tracks.

40:53🔗 Adam All right, we will take ourselves some calls and imagine they hear something off the CD before the night is over. No. Sandina?

41:01🔗 Mudvayne I've had enough of it tonight already.

41:03🔗 Adam Sandina? Yes. You're 25?

41:05🔗 Mudvayne Yes, I am.

41:06🔗 Adam What's up?

41:07🔗 Mudvayne Okay. I've been dating this guy for about five months, and we recently got physical, and it turns out that he comes really, really fast. I don't know if it's psychological or if there's any tricks you guys can tell me to help him out. I mean, he's older. He's almost 30.

41:26🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. He's got one foot in the grave, this guy. 28, 29. I mean, he's trying to get the semen out of him while he's still kicking.

41:35🔗 Caller I mean, I'm saying he should be able to deal with it.

41:37🔗 Adam Yeah, should have worked it out by now.

41:39🔗 Caller Exactly.

41:39🔗 Adam He's not in high school anymore. Well, maybe, you know, the good news is, is you definitely excite him.

41:44🔗 Drew Right.

41:45🔗 Caller Right.

41:46🔗 Adam Does he give you oral sex?

41:48🔗 Mudvayne Sometimes.

41:48🔗 Drew Is he good for a second time around?

41:50🔗 Mudvayne No.

41:51🔗 Adam Hmm.

41:52🔗 Mudvayne Nothing.

41:52🔗 Drew Have you asked him for that?

41:54🔗 Mudvayne I've tried to, but he's not very responsive. I mean, he has. I think he has. I don't know if he has issues or what, but like, I don't know. Sometimes if we go second round, like, he'll get soft before.

42:07🔗 Drew Yeah. That's why he's avoiding now.

42:08🔗 Adam Right. All right. And he gives you oral sex sometimes.

42:12🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

42:12🔗 Adam Could you have an orgasm with oral sex?

42:14🔗 Mudvayne Do I?

42:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

42:17🔗 Caller No.

42:18🔗 Mudvayne Not always. Sometimes.

42:20🔗 Adam I see. Thank you for that definitive answer.

42:23🔗 Drew Do you have one? Sometimes with intercourse?

42:25🔗 Mudvayne Um, yeah.

42:26🔗 Adam You do? So if he could hold out?

42:28🔗 Mudvayne Yeah. Exactly. I prefer, actually.

42:31🔗 Adam How about if he takes care of himself, let's say, earlier that day?

42:37🔗 Mudvayne I mean, I don't know. I don't know if he does all that.

42:43🔗 Adam How long does he last?

42:45🔗 Mudvayne Oh, God. Like five seconds.

42:46🔗 Adam Really?

42:47🔗 I'd say definitely give the guy some chance to get used to you. You know, being with someone new is always different and exciting. And who knows, maybe he's just too excited about being with you and can't focus his thoughts in the right place.

43:00🔗 Adam Yeah. How many times have you done it with him?

43:02🔗 Mudvayne I haven't kept track. Like, maybe ten times.

43:07🔗 Caller All right.

43:07🔗 Adam So he should be getting over it.

43:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:11🔗 Adam I'm usually bored by now, but he's got to...

43:15🔗 Mudvayne Communication first.

43:16🔗 Adam Yeah. He's got to A, he's got to perform oral sex on you, because that's when the clock starts. That's when you set the sexual meter. As soon as you get down there.

43:24🔗 Drew She's one of those that's not into that.

43:26🔗 Mudvayne But foreplay is really good with him. It's really good with him.

43:28🔗 Adam Why?

43:29🔗 Mudvayne I mean, he's thorough.

43:31🔗 Drew Because he's avoiding... I see.

43:34🔗 Adam Right. Because it's over in the second act. Interesting. All right. Sandina, you got to work it out with him.

43:41🔗 Mudvayne Communication.

43:42🔗 Drew He needs to take care of himself, though.

43:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:44🔗 Drew He really does. He's got to figure out what he needs to do to keep himself properly...

43:47🔗 Mudvayne Are there any, like, tricks I could suggest?

43:49🔗 Drew Something to master it more regularly.

43:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:52🔗 Adam Does he claim to do that?

43:54🔗 Mudvayne He hasn't claimed to do it now.

43:56🔗 Adam Yeah.

43:56🔗 Drew Why don't you get him on a maintenance plan?

43:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:59🔗 Adam That's what I'm on.

44:00🔗 Drew Yeah. The Corolla maintenance plan.

44:01🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

44:01🔗 Adam As a matter of fact, what time is it? Has it been 40 minutes?

44:05🔗 Mudvayne Oh, my God.

44:06🔗 Adam Got a good movement. All right. I got to go whack off, Sandina. I got a couple of problems here.

44:10🔗 Mudvayne Thank you, guys.

44:11🔗 Adam Yeah. I'm very disciplined. Let's talk to LJ. LJ, you're 14.

44:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:19🔗 Adam What's up?

44:20🔗 Caller Okay. I was kicked out of school because I was fighting with what used to be my girlfriend's boyfriend. And then while I was kicked out, she called me up one day to go to her house to have sex, right? And then when I got to her house, she, well, I tried to put on the condom. But at first, it didn't like, I didn't put it on so that it would roll. Like roll on. Yeah. I turned it around and put it on. And then after we did it and everything, well, I didn't go all the way. I didn't like come in there. Then she like, after like the day after and stuff, she went back to school and she like told her friend that she was like, she like, well, it wasn't the day after, it was like.

45:17🔗 Adam All right.

45:18🔗 Caller Four days after.

45:19🔗 Adam Right.

45:19🔗 Caller She told her friend that she missed her period.

45:22🔗 Adam Uh-huh.

45:23🔗 Drew Well, that's, that's, that's, that's not happening.

45:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Are you out of school permanently?

45:28🔗 Caller Out of that school.

45:30🔗 Adam I see. But there's other schools you'll get involved with and then kicked out of, right? Okay. I just want to make sure.

45:35🔗 Drew So what is your question exactly?

45:37🔗 Mudvayne Is she pregnant? That's what he's asking.

45:38🔗 Caller Can't you get pregnant from like the pre-com?

45:41🔗 Drew Yes, from pre-com, but not from, you would think we'd hear a lot more of this if a dot of pre-com on, because people often put the condom on the wrong way first time.

45:48🔗 Caller Sure.

45:49🔗 Drew People often have a little bit of pre-com and you, you mean that essentially never results in a pregnancy. Plus, there's usually some non-oxylol-9 or something on the outside of the condom. That's one of the reasons it could to use those. And be that as it may, four days, Mr. Period doesn't fit for me. That's too quick.

46:04🔗 Mudvayne She wouldn't know.

46:04🔗 Adam All right, LJ.

46:05🔗 Okay.

46:06🔗 Mudvayne Thank you.

46:06🔗 Adam Focus on not getting thrown out of school though, right?

46:09🔗 Okay.

46:09🔗 Adam All right there, buddy. Good times. Hey, this should be some way, can condom manufacturers work that out where everyone doesn't put them on upside down or backwards or try to roll them down?

46:20🔗 Drew I would think that they would be trying to work that out. Happens all the time, right?

46:24🔗 Adam Well, it does. And if you take a condom out of the wrapper, especially in the heat of battle, Lord knows most people are, man, they got a few beers in them, it's dark, the adrenaline is pumping, the hooker is charging by the minute, so you're in a hurry, and you put the thing on the wrong way. I mean, I don't know, couldn't they do a this side up or a big arrow or some sort of bullseye or something?

46:49🔗 Mudvayne Pack it in spermicide or something?

46:50🔗 Adam Yeah, so that if it did touch that end, whatever was killed, I don't know, it just seems like a fairly easy fix. You want to work on that, Drew?

46:58🔗 Drew We'll put the condom guarder, we'll dispense that.

47:00🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a little break. Mudvayne is our guest tonight. We'll be back after this. Hey, it is Love Line. I'm Carola, that is Dr. Drew.

47:17🔗 Caller Now, put that stuff out of here.

47:19🔗 Adam You can not put a full plate of carrots in front of a guy who is sitting in front of a microphone. No, it's going to be a mess. I'll tell you what we'll do. We'll play a Mudvayne song and those guys can shovel as much food down the throat in 15 seconds as they can. Well, Drew, hold on a second. We'll get to the song. Drew is very worried about the band's nutrition.

47:40🔗 Drew He'll have been eating in a couple days.

47:42🔗 Adam All right, we'll get him some food. Mudvayne is our guest tonight. LD50 is the name of the CD and the name of this song. Anderson, are you over? You ready? This one's called Dig. There you go. Digg from Mudvayne, who is our guest tonight, just off the stage at the Hollywood Palladium. Now, their bellies are filled with food, and it's time to get some beer in there, right?

50:47🔗 Mudvayne Carrots and good roughage.

50:50🔗 Adam Rhino and Spag are both here from the band, and we will hop back on the phones and speak to Tom, who's 21. Tom, what's up?

51:03🔗 Caller About a few months ago, I was visiting a guy, a friend of mine, and we had oral sex, and like...

51:11🔗 Drew You're gay.

51:12🔗 Adam Drew, please, let him finish.

51:14🔗 Caller And I showed up with the... I got like a cold sore on my lip.

51:20🔗 Drew You showed up with that?

51:21🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

51:22🔗 Drew You showed up with...

51:23🔗 Adam No, it showed up on him after having had oral sex.

51:27🔗 Caller So I went to the doctor, I got it treated, but I didn't really tell him exactly how I got it. And I was wondering, could that have been genital or herpes?

51:37🔗 Drew Yes, it could have been, but...

51:38🔗 Mudvayne But that's not... You can have outbreaks like that, fever blisters and whatnot. Yeah.

51:43🔗 Drew Without it being...

51:43🔗 Caller I've never had that before, so I'm assuming that this is my first time getting...

51:47🔗 Drew Did you make out with the guy, too?

51:48🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

51:49🔗 Drew So it could have come from his mouth as well, right? He could have just played...

51:51🔗 Adam He's not cheap. He doesn't just go blow a guy. They make out.

51:56🔗 Caller Exactly.

51:56🔗 Mudvayne You've got to smooth your way in there.

51:57🔗 Adam Fair amount of cuddling afterward, too. How dare you, Drew?

52:01🔗 Caller Oh, and by the way, I have got some...

52:02🔗 Mudvayne Pillow talk?

52:03🔗 Adam That's right. Penning for your thoughts.

52:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:06🔗 Caller Did you need some other anal sex tips, too?

52:08🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah. We're looking for those tonight.

52:11🔗 Caller First of all, evacuate and maybe even...

52:13🔗 Drew Oh, Adam, how could you miss that one?

52:15🔗 Adam I missed the... Some people...

52:17🔗 Mudvayne We are poop authorities, so bring it on.

52:19🔗 Adam Evacuate, I see.

52:21🔗 Drew Do you need any assistance in the evacuation?

52:23🔗 Adam Tom, let me ask you. You're gay, right?

52:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:26🔗 Drew All right.

52:27🔗 Adam Just want to make sure.

52:28🔗 Caller Yeah, I blow guys, yeah.

52:29🔗 Adam I see. I understand. And your behymen is not intact, right? You've had anal sex.

52:36🔗 Mudvayne Behymen?

52:37🔗 Adam Yes, that's what a man has.

52:38🔗 Mudvayne Is that an actual term like a mangina?

52:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Yes, the behymen. The mangina has a behymen. And Tom has been pierced, right?

52:47🔗 Caller Three times in the years, yeah.

52:48🔗 Adam I see. And now, how does one evacuate beside the traditional way? I mean, is there?

52:54🔗 Caller Well, I was going to say enema.

52:56🔗 Mudvayne Wine enema, possibly?

52:58🔗 Drew Is enema an important way to prepare?

53:00🔗 Caller I've just heard people do it, and they seem to think it's better to be extra.

53:05🔗 Adam I see, yes. I would insist my partner go at it with a bottle brush before I get back there. Is that out of line?

53:12🔗 Caller I don't think so, as long as it doesn't break any blood vessels.

53:14🔗 Adam And I see. And Tom, so do they go, they do the enema?

53:18🔗 Caller Some people do, yeah.

53:19🔗 Adam I see. And what does that enema consist of?

53:21🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

53:22🔗 Adam I mean, is it just a warm water or coffee? Or what do you use?

53:27🔗 Mudvayne Wine. I already said wine.

53:29🔗 Adam I see. What kind?

53:31🔗 Mudvayne A nice Pinot Noir.

53:33🔗 Adam Like if you ate fish earlier, should you go with a white wine?

53:36🔗 Mudvayne I prefer the Grisio, but actually. Yeah. I don't like white wines.

53:39🔗 Adam But Tom, you'd go with a nice Zinfandel, right?

53:42🔗 Caller And then the next one, after the liquor and the relaxing, you need to really just push out as if you're really going to take a poo, but you're not. When the guy pushes his head ever so gently into the area, it actually goes in easier, but it kind of makes a pop.

53:59🔗 Mudvayne You are blowing my hair back.

54:00🔗 Adam I see.

54:01🔗 Mudvayne Slow down.

54:02🔗 Caller I see.

54:03🔗 Adam But you really must make sure you're evacuated before you start pushing, right?

54:07🔗 Caller Exactly.

54:08🔗 Drew Where did you come up with that technique?

54:10🔗 Caller Actually, it's been kind of passed down to me.

54:12🔗 Drew Passed down through the big gay legions?

54:13🔗 Adam I see. Grandpa accepted penis that way? No. I see. So it's not a family tradition?

54:21🔗 Mudvayne No.

54:21🔗 Caller I'm sure if you read it up, you can figure this out.

54:24🔗 Mudvayne Schizophrenia, 50% hereditary.

54:26🔗 Adam All right, Tom. Well, I'll keep that in mind.

54:28🔗 Caller Cool.

54:29🔗 Adam All right. Good times there, buddy. All right. Thanks anyway.

54:31🔗 Drew All right, Tom.

54:31🔗 Mudvayne Cheers.

54:32🔗 Drew Thank you.

54:32🔗 Adam All right. Interesting.

54:34🔗 Drew And by the way, Tom was the real thing.

54:36🔗 Mudvayne Tom was gay. I think that's conclusive.

54:38🔗 Drew But you know what I mean?

54:39🔗 Adam Yes. Because Tom was gay from the day of his birth.

54:44🔗 Mudvayne We have a saying in the band. You wake up and you pray the gay away. It's like a band. It's kind of like a day award. You get the gay of the day.

54:53🔗 You get rid of the gay.

54:54🔗 Mudvayne Yeah. You got to pray the gay away.

54:56🔗 I really wanted to get away.

54:57🔗 Mudvayne It's like a bunk thing. Like there's 12 guys sleeping on a bus together. It's that kind of thing.

55:01🔗 Adam Yeah. It's like a rolling prison, that bus of yours.

55:04🔗 Mudvayne Exactly. Exactly. You wake up in the morning, you pray the gay away. Hey, rolling prison?

55:08🔗 Come on, we prefer people aquarium.

55:10🔗 Mudvayne People aquarium.

55:11🔗 Adam I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

55:12🔗 Mudvayne You'll hear about bunk socks? That's like a bum thing too.

55:15🔗 Bunk socks.

55:15🔗 Mudvayne Bunk socks?

55:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

55:18🔗 I collect them. Chad throws them away, or discards them rather than I collect them.

55:22🔗 Drew You could, Adam's hamper is filled with bunk socks.

55:25🔗 Mudvayne Bunk socks.

55:28🔗 Adam I've currently rented my hamper out. It's on tour with Finn Lizzie. AJ?

55:34🔗 Caller Yes.

55:34🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

55:36🔗 Caller I'm 15. I'm sorry.

55:37🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

55:39🔗 Caller I've been in my room all day long today. I'm on spring break.

55:43🔗 Caller I don't want to go anywhere.

55:44🔗 Caller I'm feeling... I'm not sure if I'm depressed or not, but I'm feeling really, really depressed. Like, I would just sit in my room, like, since I was like 14, I've been smoking cigarettes and I smoke like almost a whole pack today.

56:00🔗 Adam Just sitting in your room.

56:01🔗 Caller Sitting in my room, smoking a whole pack.

56:03🔗 Drew Do you have friends?

56:04🔗 Caller Huh?

56:04🔗 Drew Do you have friends?

56:05🔗 Caller Do I have friends? I have a lot of friends, but like, I don't know. Like, I just feel like I don't want to be around my friends.

56:13🔗 Drew How are your grades been at school?

56:14🔗 Caller Oh, they're good.

56:15🔗 Drew They're still... They're not dropping or anything?

56:17🔗 Caller A little bit. Like, they went from A's to B's and now they're going down.

56:22🔗 Drew Oh, the phone's going out.

56:23🔗 Caller Hold on a second.

56:24🔗 Adam Alright, hop on that stationary phone there. Yeah, I'd say she's depressed if she's not leaving her room and smoking a pack.

56:32🔗 Drew Grades are dropping.

56:33🔗 Adam She's got a lot of friends, but she doesn't want to talk to them.

56:35🔗 Drew AJ, are you smoking pot or doing anything else that could make you depressed?

56:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I am. I'm smoking pot.

56:40🔗 Drew Every day?

56:41🔗 Caller Not every day, like on the weekends.

56:44🔗 Adam Well, the good news is she has to go to the park once a week to score, right?

56:47🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

56:48🔗 Adam That gets you out of here. That's a step in the right direction. You've got to score.

56:53🔗 Caller I feel like a lot of guys, like every guy that I've been with, the last guy that I was with, told a bunch of my friends, I don't like her.

57:03🔗 Adam Oh, well. Hey, hold on. AJ.?

57:05🔗 Mudvayne Welcome to the world.

57:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you something about radio, even FM. You can't use the F word. I know it was a quote and therefore she thought she slid in under the radar.

57:16🔗 Drew No. She didn't even think.

57:18🔗 Adam We're not living in progressive enough times, even at this hour, to use the F word. All right there, AJ.?

57:23🔗 Caller All right.

57:24🔗 Adam Okay. How about you hang out with some of your friends?

57:27🔗 Caller Well, my friends are all stoners.

57:29🔗 Drew How about getting some new friends? Yeah.

57:30🔗 Mudvayne You've gotten into the wrong crowd.

57:32🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I try, but I wouldn't say I'm an outcast at school. I have a lot of friends at school. I hang out with different groups and everything.

57:39🔗 Mudvayne Okay.

57:39🔗 Caller But I just feel unwelcome when I go to somebody else's group. Like, my stoners are like my family.

57:45🔗 Mudvayne There's nothing wrong with being an outcast at school. I mean, there's no big... I mean, that's not necessarily out of, I don't know, unusual. But you gotta find the context to...

57:56🔗 Drew Is your real family a group of stoners?

57:58🔗 Caller My mom, my dad, well, my family's kind of, my dad's a cop.

58:04🔗 Drew And your mom's a stoner?

58:05🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:06🔗 Drew That's fascinating.

58:07🔗 Adam That's how they met. He was busting it.

58:09🔗 Mudvayne That's confusing. Buster how? Mixed messages.

58:12🔗 Adam Hey, AJ?

58:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:13🔗 Adam You think you need some therapy or something?

58:15🔗 Caller I'm not sure. Like, I think so. Like, I'll wake up in the morning and I'll just be like, oh, God, it's dark outside. I don't feel like going to school.

58:23🔗 Drew Yeah, it's hard to know how much of this is a normal part of your age. 16 people get a lot of depressive symptoms, but if your grades are dropping, Adam?

58:33🔗 Adam I'm trying to unkink your cord there, Jackal. Thank you.

58:35🔗 Drew Is that important for you?

58:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

58:37🔗 Drew I kind of like the kink.

58:38🔗 Mudvayne Trade the kink away.

58:39🔗 Adam That's true. Have you gotten enough trouble with these cords tonight that you don't have to put 80 pounds on the goddamn thing?

58:45🔗 Drew But AJ, this may be a normal part of the transition you're going through at your age, but the fact that your grades are dropping, you don't want to leave your room, these are things that suggest there might be something more substantial going on, and that really is not just the blues. That may be a true depressive episode, and you don't want things to get out of hand to the point that you can start having consequences that could affect the rest of your future. Things like your grades are really falling out of bed.

59:06🔗 Adam All right. So what should you do?

59:07🔗 Drew Or make a batch or either see a doctor or talk to maybe the counselor in school.

59:11🔗 Adam What about this? And I know we always get into this, but can one kickstart oneself?

59:17🔗 Drew Exercise.

59:17🔗 Adam I mean, yeah, you get up in the morning, you feel like ass, you don't want to leave the bed. We all feel that way five days out of the week.

59:25🔗 Mudvayne Find a way to be creative.

59:26🔗 Adam We got to go. You got to get up. Got to do it. Don't want to do it. Don't want to work out. Don't want to get dressed. Don't want to take a shower. Don't want to inhale. Don't want to show up to work. Don't want to do everything, but yet, just do it.

59:38🔗 Drew But by all means, if you can do. If you can't, that's when you need help.

59:41🔗 Otherwise, become a catatonic schizophrenic and then that'll be all right.

59:44🔗 Adam Right.

59:45🔗 Drew Do more care.

59:46🔗 Adam You gotta have goals. Dennis?

59:48🔗 Caller Hi.

59:48🔗 Adam You're 17?

59:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:50🔗 Adam What's up?

59:50🔗 Caller My problem seems to be, okay, I'm going out with this girl.

59:53🔗 Mudvayne Is this Dennis or not?

59:54🔗 Caller This is Dennis, but.

59:56🔗 Or Denise.

59:57🔗 Mudvayne Dennis.

59:58🔗 Okay, Dennis.

59:58🔗 Mudvayne Okay. I'm going out with this girl. Okay.

1:00:01🔗 Caller And she's got a kid.

1:00:03🔗 Caller And she's been doing drugs.

1:00:05🔗 Adam Hold on. Dennis with a vagina or Dennis with a penis?

1:00:08🔗 Caller Dennis with a vagina. I'm a lesbian.

1:00:11🔗 Adam Oh, sorry, baby. Parade. We love that. That's fine. What's your parents name you?

1:00:17🔗 Caller No, I don't want to say my name.

1:00:18🔗 Adam Okay. But, okay. You just got to understand that when you use a male name and say you're dating this chick at 17.

1:00:23🔗 Mudvayne You confuse this from the beginning.

1:00:25🔗 Mudvayne Whatever. Same thing.

1:00:26🔗 Adam All right. So you're a lesbian.

1:00:28🔗 Mudvayne You're having an identity crisis here.

1:00:30🔗 Caller Yeah. And she's been using drugs around her kid. Like, she'll turn her kid around and sniff around over here. And she's been doing it for like, like she's been doing it like really, really often, like once a day or, you know, and she's like been delivering here and there. And I tell her, I'm like, dude, Delivering?

1:00:45🔗 Drew What does delivering mean?

1:00:46🔗 Caller Excuse me?

1:00:46🔗 Drew What does delivering mean?

1:00:47🔗 Caller Delivering meaning like she's been like, Dealer?

1:00:50🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

1:00:51🔗 Caller I didn't see.

1:00:52🔗 Mudvayne You need to get away from all of that very quickly.

1:00:54🔗 Mudvayne But see, like, I love this girl.

1:00:56🔗 Caller And I'm like really, really trying to help her. I mean, I gave her money.

1:00:59🔗 You loved her before she became the addict, right?

1:01:02🔗 Caller Because.

1:01:03🔗 Mudvayne I mean, don't get me wrong.

1:01:05🔗 Caller I used to do drugs too.

1:01:06🔗 Caller You know, and I got with her and she was a drinker. I mean, she would like drink a lot.

1:01:12🔗 Adam I see.

1:01:13🔗 Caller And now it's like it's gone worse.

1:01:16🔗 Caller She's been smoking marijuana, doing crystal meth.

1:01:19🔗 Adam How old is she?

1:01:20🔗 Mudvayne She's 20 years old.

1:01:22🔗 Adam I see. And boy, I'll tell you, you got the worst luck of all lesbians. You're the only lesbian as a girlfriend who has a kid. You know what I mean? It's like you're screwed. And she's a mess, this girl.

1:01:35🔗 Drew And why is it that you need all that chaos? Were you sexually abused by male when you were growing up and then had a not available mom?

1:01:41🔗 Caller I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't really like to, like, I mean, I got raped three times.

1:01:46🔗 Drew But it started when you were, like, three years old, right?

1:01:48🔗 Caller No, I mean, I've been like this, like, my whole life, basically.

1:01:51🔗 Drew No. How old were you when you first were raped?

1:01:54🔗 Caller When I first realized that I was gay?

1:01:56🔗 Drew No, when you were first raped.

1:01:57🔗 Mudvayne Oh, raped? I was 14.

1:02:00🔗 Drew Nothing happened before that?

1:02:01🔗 Caller No.

1:02:01🔗 Drew Nothing?

1:02:02🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:02:02🔗 Adam Where's your dad?

1:02:04🔗 Caller My dad, he is out of town.

1:02:06🔗 Mudvayne Like, he is divorced with my mom.

1:02:08🔗 Drew How about when he was around?

1:02:09🔗 Adam So, he's permanently out of town.

1:02:10🔗 Drew What was he like when he was around?

1:02:12🔗 Caller It was pretty sad, like, meaning, like, my parents would get into, like, a lot of arguments and a lot of fights.

1:02:18🔗 Adam All right.

1:02:19🔗 Drew Did he do anything to you?

1:02:20🔗 Caller No, not at all.

1:02:21🔗 Adam Did he drink?

1:02:22🔗 Caller Nope.

1:02:23🔗 Adam No?

1:02:23🔗 Drew But your mom was loaded?

1:02:25🔗 Caller No, my mom, my mom, my mom, she's just cool. She doesn't do any kind of, like, drugs or anything.

1:02:31🔗 Drew No, somebody's alcoholic in your family. Who is?

1:02:34🔗 Caller Nobody, nobody that I know of.

1:02:36🔗 Adam All right. All right. So do you have any contact with dad?

1:02:40🔗 Caller Yeah, I do.

1:02:41🔗 Adam All right. How's he doing?

1:02:43🔗 Caller He's okay. He's just a little bit depressed.

1:02:45🔗 Adam I see. Does he know you're a lesbian?

1:02:48🔗 Mudvayne Yeah, my family knows that I'm gay.

1:02:49🔗 Adam That's right. You showed them.

1:02:51🔗 Caller Exactly.

1:02:53🔗 Adam The party's over. All right.

1:02:55🔗 Drew It's got to be.

1:02:56🔗 Adam I don't want to get into it. This woman is a mess that you're with. You're 17. Why the hell go down that road? I mean, if it was your kid and you were 28 and you got booted out of the service or something and it's like, hey, I know she's a mess, but I love her.

1:03:10🔗 Drew We got to stay with her for the kid.

1:03:12🔗 Adam We got to hang in. You're 17. This girl's a handful.

1:03:16🔗 Mudvayne I care for her a lot.

1:03:18🔗 Drew No, but Dennis, you're 17. A lot of that's built on fantasy. She's loaded all the time. She doesn't know whether you're there for her.

1:03:25🔗 Adam How is she able to take care of this kid?

1:03:27🔗 Yeah, that's the worst part about it.

1:03:28🔗 Caller She's got her family with her, you know? And I don't know, like, I mean, sometimes I take care of the kid while she's like over there doing something.

1:03:35🔗 Mudvayne No, it's not your responsibility. You're too young to be messing with stuff like that.

1:03:40🔗 She doesn't care about herself enough about herself to take care of herself, or she has issues that doesn't let her have the feelings that she needs to have for herself. And she obviously doesn't care for the child's well-being, because if she's leaving the child with you or you're taking care of the child and she's doing drugs all the time, she doesn't have the child's best interest at heart.

1:03:59🔗 Drew How old is your girlfriend?

1:04:01🔗 Adam She's 20.

1:04:01🔗 Drew 20?

1:04:02🔗 Adam Yeah. She's a mess. I guarantee her family's a mess. It's really just a big ass storm in that house. You really shouldn't get involved with that any more than you are.

1:04:11🔗 Caller Well, should I just give her an ultimatum or something?

1:04:13🔗 Drew What's the ultimatum?

1:04:14🔗 Caller Do you think, well, I mean, it's either her or her drugs or something?

1:04:17🔗 Drew Well, then she has to get treatment. Yeah, you can give her an ultimatum. That's fine.

1:04:20🔗 Adam Put down the crack pipe or I won't go down on you.

1:04:22🔗 Drew For her to get treatment.

1:04:23🔗 Adam No, I was saying that to Drew. I didn't mean that. You hear me? I mean it this time. But as far as your ultimatum.

1:04:33🔗 Drew She needs to be in treatment and so do you. You need to be in at least some codopensure recovery.

1:04:37🔗 Adam Oh, boy. Listen, I know those parents were a handful. I know Dennis' parents were mad.

1:04:43🔗 Drew Of course.

1:04:46🔗 Adam Oh, all right. Kimberly, hey, hey, you're 21.

1:04:50🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:52🔗 Adam Oh, how's cheerleading practice?

1:04:54🔗 Caller I think it was like last week or something. Some guy called and said that his girlfriend, when she would give him a blood job, that she would keep some semen in the mouth and kiss him.

1:05:04🔗 Mudvayne We call that snowballing.

1:05:05🔗 Caller Snowballing, yes.

1:05:06🔗 Mudvayne Yeah, it's awesome.

1:05:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:09🔗 Adam Isn't there some kind of sexual Geneva Convention that... Isn't there anyway going to lay some ground rules down for sex?

1:05:17🔗 Mudvayne Hey, I mean, no rules.

1:05:19🔗 Drew That's out of bounds.

1:05:20🔗 Adam All right. So, yes.

1:05:22🔗 Caller You guys thought, I think you thought it was bogus calling. You didn't take him seriously?

1:05:25🔗 Adam No. Well, all right. Maybe you're right.

1:05:28🔗 Caller Okay. Because he didn't like his girlfriend doing that. Well, actually, I did that before without my boyfriend's consent. Because he would say, I would be a surprise. I don't like to give him a broad job. I mean, it tastes nasty and stuff. And so, oh, it's disgusting.

1:05:41🔗 Mudvayne Tell him to change his diet. It'll change the taste. Really? Tell him to change his diet. It will change the taste of his semen.

1:05:50🔗 Drew Wait a minute.

1:05:51🔗 Mudvayne So I'm what, Ryan?

1:05:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:54🔗 Caller Well, I'm not with this guy anymore.

1:05:55🔗 Drew So wait. So to get back at him, you get back at him. You injected your semen from your mouth into his.

1:06:02🔗 Adam What was his semen?

1:06:03🔗 Mudvayne Oh, my goodness. That's cruel and unusual.

1:06:06🔗 Mudvayne I get used to it and like the taste.

1:06:08🔗 Drew What did he do when you did that?

1:06:10🔗 Caller He would squirm away.

1:06:12🔗 Drew Squirm away?

1:06:13🔗 Caller No, like squirm his mouth away. Like, don't kiss me. Like after I would do that, I did that twice to him and then he didn't ask me anymore.

1:06:19🔗 Adam He couldn't just slash his tires like a dignified lady. He had to give him a snowball, huh?

1:06:24🔗 Mudvayne Have you ever tried talking to him about it? You know, say something like, I don't want to go down on you.

1:06:29🔗 Caller Yeah, but he would just keep pressuring me and I was like 14 and I was like just a little boy.

1:06:35🔗 Mudvayne Come on.

1:06:36🔗 Adam And how old was he?

1:06:37🔗 Caller 15.

1:06:38🔗 Adam Nice. I tell you, guys are really young gentlemen these days. Yeah.

1:06:42🔗 Caller Yeah, that was a great relationship.

1:06:44🔗 Adam So that was in the past, right?

1:06:45🔗 Drew Yeah. How are things now?

1:06:47🔗 Caller Oh, things are okay now. I don't do that to my boyfriend anymore.

1:06:51🔗 Drew Do you still pick sort of abusive a-holes?

1:06:54🔗 Caller Well, I haven't had a boyfriend for a while, but when I do, I...

1:06:58🔗 Drew You pick abusive a-holes? Yeah.

1:07:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:01🔗 Drew Why don't you work on that?

1:07:03🔗 Caller It seems like I'm only attracted to those guys.

1:07:05🔗 Drew Yeah, guess what? That's because dad was an abusive a-hole.

1:07:08🔗 Caller What?

1:07:09🔗 Caller Oh, true.

1:07:11🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

1:07:12🔗 Caller He was an army brat or whatever.

1:07:14🔗 Drew Whatever, you got to get over that. I got a book for you. It's called Dreams of Love and Fateful Encounters.

1:07:19🔗 Caller Dreams of Love and Fateful Encounters.

1:07:21🔗 Drew You go read that book. It talks about how these experiences with your parents sort of lock in these idealized images of what you're going to find out there in your peers, your love relationships, and you get compulsively look for these people.

1:07:33🔗 Adam There you go. All right, Kimberly.

1:07:35🔗 Caller Okay.

1:07:35🔗 Drew Fateful Encounters.

1:07:36🔗 Adam Read anything, please.

1:07:38🔗 Caller Okay, well.

1:07:38🔗 Adam I'm telling you, I'm so freaked out by this new snowball phenomenon that after I receive oral sex, I run.

1:07:43🔗 Mudvayne How about a chili dog?

1:07:44🔗 Drew Yeah, you run. It's breaking to a sprint.

1:07:46🔗 Mudvayne You know about the chili dog? You don't know about the chili dog?

1:07:47🔗 Drew Or the blood po? Oh my God.

1:07:49🔗 Adam No, let's hear about the chili dog.

1:07:50🔗 Mudvayne The chili dog. That's you defecate between the woman's breasts and then you have...

1:07:56🔗 Caller You eat the chili dog?

1:07:57🔗 Mudvayne No, no, no, no. Then you have...

1:07:59🔗 Adam Oh, no, oh, then you put the dog in there.

1:08:01🔗 Mudvayne Put the dog in there.

1:08:02🔗 Adam All right, so you got the buns, which are the breasts.

1:08:04🔗 Mudvayne Exactly.

1:08:05🔗 Adam And then the BM, which is the chili, and now it's time for the dog.

1:08:08🔗 Drew Adam, I'm offended. I've never heard you say the word BM.

1:08:11🔗 Mudvayne Can you say that on the air?

1:08:12🔗 Adam I think we did. I think I could do... I did that with a cocktail weenie once. I don't know if it's the same. No, no, no, no, no, no. So that's the chili dog.

1:08:20🔗 Mudvayne That's the chili dog.

1:08:21🔗 Adam The other?

1:08:22🔗 Mudvayne The chili dog. We have the snowball, the chili dog.

1:08:25🔗 We got bag piping.

1:08:26🔗 Mudvayne We have bag piping. Bag piping. You masturbate your partner with your armpit.

1:08:32🔗 Drew But there was none when you mentioned the long chili dog. Blow Po.

1:08:35🔗 Mudvayne True. Blow Po is when... fellatio during the act of defecation.

1:08:44🔗 Drew Wait, who's defecating?

1:08:46🔗 Adam Well, the one who's receiving the fellatio defecates?

1:08:49🔗 Mudvayne Yes.

1:08:50🔗 Adam She's, I don't know if I could do both.

1:08:51🔗 Drew In other words, the guy blows and some...

1:08:54🔗 Mudvayne I couldn't do both either.

1:08:56🔗 Adam Yeah, so...

1:08:57🔗 Drew Oh my God, what did my wife come to?

1:09:00🔗 Adam No, no, no, no.

1:09:00🔗 Mudvayne Blow and Po.

1:09:01🔗 Adam Blow and Po, okay.

1:09:02🔗 Mudvayne Okay, okay. And you've got the infamous pearl belt.

1:09:06🔗 Drew What's that?

1:09:06🔗 Mudvayne Which is the opposite of the pearl necklace.

1:09:08🔗 Adam Another pearl necklace.

1:09:09🔗 Mudvayne You reverse and sit and...

1:09:11🔗 Drew Help, help. What's that?

1:09:12🔗 Go the other... blow the other way.

1:09:13🔗 Drew I understand.

1:09:14🔗 Mudvayne You give a pearl belt instead of a pearl necklace.

1:09:16🔗 Adam Right.

1:09:17🔗 Drew Help me.

1:09:17🔗 Adam Now, I had a pair of pearl suspenders there. I was raped by two hillbillies.

1:09:25🔗 Mudvayne Did he make you squeal like a piggy?

1:09:27🔗 Adam He didn't ask me to, but I did anyway when I played save.

1:09:29🔗 Mudvayne For Reynolds style?

1:09:30🔗 Adam I didn't want to offend the gentleman.

1:09:31🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

1:09:32🔗 Adam He had that rock salt already loaded up. All right, let's take ourselves a little break. I'm going to go projectile vomit.

1:09:38🔗 Drew I'm going to join you.

1:09:39🔗 Adam That's code for projectile vomiting. And Mudvayne is here tonight. We'll be back with more isms after this. It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Mudvayne is in the studio tonight. Rhino and Spagger both here from the band. And I got to say, the show got off to a rocky start. Then Mudvayne showed up and all was well.

1:10:10🔗 Drew Yeah, just a little more. Adam, you just lit up with that poo talk. Oh, excuse me, BM, now that we've not even qualified it.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Thirty-six years old and I'm still not done talking about poo. You know, some people talk about Jesus Christ and they want to share the good news and they can't shut them up about it. I'm that way about gas and poo.

1:10:27🔗 Drew Evangelical BM talk.

1:10:29🔗 Mudvayne Yeah, I want to be just like Jesus when I grow up.

1:10:31🔗 Anything is humorous having to do with poo or having to do with gas. You know, I mean, we bought a fart machine and it's, actually, I don't have it at the RC.

1:10:41🔗 Drew Why is it funny and why is it not funny to women?

1:10:45🔗 Mudvayne Why do you think Adam Sandler has paid $20 million a movie? Yeah, because it's the funniest thing.

1:10:49🔗 Drew Because eight-year-old males love it.

1:10:51🔗 Mudvayne It's the funniest thing.

1:10:52🔗 Drew Female look at it and go, oh my God, what the F is this?

1:10:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:10:55🔗 Drew I don't get it.

1:10:56🔗 Adam They don't get, they don't have a sense of humor.

1:10:58🔗 They do get the remote control fart machine, though.

1:11:01🔗 Drew A little bit.

1:11:03🔗 Adam That's not bad. Do you have one of those, Drew?

1:11:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:11:06🔗 Mudvayne I think, I mean, Colin and proved me wrong, but I think girls like poop, too.

1:11:10🔗 Drew In fact, some of them do. So those are the more enlightened ones. But I'll tell you what, the highlight of my boy's week last week is when they discovered that my wife's security lock in her key that locks her car.

1:11:21🔗 Adam Work the fart machine.

1:11:24🔗 Drew Oh, endless, endless of use.

1:11:27🔗 scatlovers.com if you're a woman into poop, into poo.

1:11:32🔗 Adam Michelle, I mean, Michael. Yes. You're 14.

1:11:35🔗 Caller Yes.

1:11:36🔗 Adam Are you a woman into poo? No. I see. What's up?

1:11:40🔗 Caller I got a question for Mudvayne.

1:11:41🔗 Adam Here they are.

1:11:42🔗 Mudvayne Oh, God.

1:11:43🔗 Caller First of all, I want to say you guys rock.

1:11:45🔗 Mudvayne No, thank you.

1:11:45🔗 Caller I'm a big fan.

1:11:46🔗 Caller Thanks.

1:11:47🔗 Caller Now I was wondering what your inspiration was for the song Dig.

1:11:50🔗 Mudvayne Inspiration?

1:11:53🔗 Drew Turn your radio down, please.

1:11:55🔗 Caller My radio?

1:11:56🔗 Drew Yes.

1:11:57🔗 My radio.

1:12:00🔗 Adam No, we're talking to everyone who's listening.

1:12:02🔗 No, Dig... Dig is inspired by a lot of our experiences that we've had in life and the things that we've come into contact with. It's about people trying to change you as an artist, trying to hold you down from doing the things you want to do artistically.

1:12:17🔗 Mudvayne Or you can't wear makeup.

1:12:18🔗 Adam Yeah, I mean, let's say you want to give someone a pearl belt or a cummerbund or something.

1:12:24🔗 Mudvayne Pearl cummerbund. That's good. Or you want to wear a dress or call yourself Dennis.

1:12:29🔗 Adam Right.

1:12:30🔗 Mudvayne Exactly.

1:12:30🔗 Adam Or the pearl brooch, which I tried once in high school. Unsuccessfully, I might add. Lost one of my best friends.

1:12:37🔗 Drew I know you're working for the pearl tiara.

1:12:38🔗 Adam That's my next move, yes. Michelle?

1:12:42🔗 Caller Yes?

1:12:42🔗 Adam You're Michelle. Hey, I had a chance to redeem myself. You're 17. What's up?

1:12:47🔗 Caller Yeah. I've been taking ZOA for about two weeks now. And my doctor never actually told me what the side effects were or how it would affect me.

1:12:54🔗 Drew Well, if it's going properly, it should just make it so your whatever mood symptoms you're having don't bother you so much, basically. But it can certainly shut off your libido. You can start having less sexual drive. You can have difficulty with orgasm. You can be fatigued. You can get headaches. You can have palpitations. A lot of little things that can happen with that medicine. But generally, it's pretty well tolerated.

1:13:14🔗 Mudvayne Those are bad things.

1:13:16🔗 Drew But if it's something you're concerned about or you don't feel good on it, then by all means you should get back and talk to your doctor about it.

1:13:24🔗 Caller Alright.

1:13:25🔗 Adam Alright, take care of yourself. Let's talk to Steve, who's 15. Steve?

1:13:30🔗 Mudvayne I think we just actually helped somebody.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Yeah, well that's because I didn't talk.

1:13:34🔗 Mudvayne No, that was really satisfying.

1:13:35🔗 Adam Yeah, we were all silent and you actually helped somebody. Alright, well the party's over, Steve. What's up?

1:13:42🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, Pat?

1:13:43🔗 Adam Hey.

1:13:43🔗 Caller Yes, Adam, you're a genius.

1:13:45🔗 Adam Well, thank you.

1:13:45🔗 Caller And, uh, Drew, I love your new Marzini show, whatever that is.

1:13:49🔗 Drew Yeah, thank you. I know you don't really, but it's okay.

1:13:52🔗 Adam Go ahead.

1:13:54🔗 Mudvayne What about Mudvayne?

1:13:55🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, love Mudvayne, too.

1:13:56🔗 Mudvayne Excellent, great. We're off to a good start.

1:13:58🔗 Caller Wonderful. Yeah, I have a problem, like, last week, my tongue's been, like, kind of peach, I guess.

1:14:05🔗 Drew Cum?

1:14:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:07🔗 Drew Hmm, I thought you said tongue.

1:14:09🔗 Adam Peach colors?

1:14:10🔗 Caller Yes.

1:14:11🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:14:12🔗 Adam So you give, like, a peach belt or peach necklace?

1:14:15🔗 Drew So it's like tan, kind of, right? Yeah. Did at any point you ever see any blood in it or anything like that?

1:14:20🔗 Caller No.

1:14:21🔗 Drew Has it gotten yellow?

1:14:23🔗 Adam Peach is interesting. Are you an interior designer where you've been hanging around the swatches at the Dunn-Edwards? How do you come up with peach?

1:14:31🔗 Drew Is it topey?

1:14:32🔗 Adam Most people say, like, brown or bloody.

1:14:34🔗 I don't have mauve anywhere in there.

1:14:35🔗 Drew Yeah, topey, or a...

1:14:37🔗 Adam Yeah. Or is it like a burnt sienna? You know.

1:14:41🔗 Drew See, listen, colors like that, that's sort of heading towards brown...

1:14:45🔗 Adam Yeah. Mustang...

1:14:46🔗 Drew .is... Blood... .blood, usually. And blood and semen...

1:14:49🔗 Adam Navajo white...

1:14:50🔗 Drew .is actually not uncommon at all. It doesn't really... It's not really anything you should be very disturbed about. It might be worthwhile seeing a doctor. Are you sexually active?

1:14:58🔗 Caller Not really.

1:14:59🔗 Drew Have you ever had sex?

1:15:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:00🔗 Adam Would you say it's kind of a Swiss coffee?

1:15:02🔗 Drew So, it's worthwhile to check out to make sure it's not some complication of an infection higher up in the genital tract, which sometimes happens.

1:15:10🔗 Adam Alright. Well, there you go. He's very artistic young man. Willie?

1:15:15🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey, how you doing?

1:15:17🔗 Mudvayne Excellent.

1:15:18🔗 Caller How are you? I'm good. I listen to you guys every night cruising up and down I-5 between Eugene and Portland.

1:15:25🔗 Mudvayne We are driving music.

1:15:27🔗 Adam What are you hauling?

1:15:29🔗 Caller Venomous pet fluids from animal hospital to a lab.

1:15:32🔗 Mudvayne Venomous pet fluids. That's really, really cool because I used to own a lot of reptiles, so I'm kind of an authority on that thing.

1:15:39🔗 Drew What do they haul that for?

1:15:40🔗 Caller What that?

1:15:41🔗 Adam To make serum?

1:15:42🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

1:15:42🔗 Caller I know. It's like blood work and stuff like that.

1:15:45🔗 Drew Sure. To make anti-serum.

1:15:46🔗 Mudvayne Anti-bats.

1:15:47🔗 Caller But I got a couple things to share with you here. One thing is I got a band out here called Knights of the Whip. And most people, when I tell them that name, they go, well, Knights of the Whip, that sounds kind of kinky. And I'm like, well, yeah, but you got to know Oregon history.

1:16:01🔗 Mudvayne Can I torture a kind of thing?

1:16:02🔗 Caller Yeah. It's actually Oregon history. They were stagecoach drivers in the 1800s and stuff. Wow. The other thing I want to share with you, I wrote some songs about a politician, a guy named Bob Packwood.

1:16:14🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

1:16:15🔗 Caller Remember Bob?

1:16:16🔗 Adam Yeah. We do.

1:16:17🔗 Mudvayne You drive too much and you think too much. Go on.

1:16:20🔗 Adam Were you bit by like Komodo Dragon or something or?

1:16:25🔗 Mudvayne Galapagos Island Adventure at some point?

1:16:27🔗 Caller Yeah. Other than all that, the old lady, when I get home after driving 400 miles a night, she wants to get down, right? Sure. She likes to have the old nipple pinched really hard.

1:16:39🔗 Mudvayne Okay.

1:16:40🔗 Caller Right. I mean hard. It's twisted. Right. I don't even have to actually have sex with her before she starts to come. It's kind of weird. All right. Interesting. Is that normal? No.

1:16:52🔗 Mudvayne But I have known a woman to orgasm from nipple pressure. It happens.

1:16:57🔗 Caller It's nothing.

1:16:57🔗 Mudvayne Yeah.

1:16:58🔗 Caller No.

1:16:58🔗 Mudvayne No. It oblige her.

1:17:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:00🔗 Mudvayne Yeah. If that's what she needs, give it to her.

1:17:01🔗 Caller Come grab it, you know, and they just like start going off.

1:17:05🔗 Mudvayne There's a reason why people have their nipples pierced.

1:17:07🔗 Caller What does he sound like?

1:17:08🔗 Mudvayne Trust me.

1:17:08🔗 Caller That could be part of it.

1:17:10🔗 Mudvayne Come on.

1:17:10🔗 Adam Willie. Yeah. Hey, Willie. What?

1:17:13🔗 Caller Hold on.

1:17:13🔗 Adam I got to get this venom hauling gig down. I can't get my mind around this. What kind of vehicle do you drive?

1:17:21🔗 Caller It's a 95 Mercury Mystique.

1:17:24🔗 Drew Imagine a 12-wheeler, a 16-wheeler at first.

1:17:26🔗 Caller No, we're talking a car here. I just haul a little animal.

1:17:29🔗 Mudvayne You're not talking about gallons of venomous.

1:17:31🔗 Adam Right.

1:17:32🔗 Mudvayne A lot of snake poison.

1:17:33🔗 Caller No, it's actually like ounces.

1:17:35🔗 Drew Little jars, yeah.

1:17:35🔗 Adam So they milk it out of diamond backs and stuff like that?

1:17:39🔗 Caller No, your average everyday dogs, cats, stuff like that.

1:17:43🔗 Mudvayne Dogs and cats, venomous cats.

1:17:45🔗 Caller Venomous dogs and cats.

1:17:47🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

1:17:48🔗 Caller It's the kind of stuff that nobody wants to steal, that's for sure.

1:17:51🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

1:17:52🔗 Adam Well, you mean dogs that have like rabies and stuff like that?

1:17:54🔗 Caller No, you know how you have couriers that run from hospital to hospital.

1:17:59🔗 Drew Willie, you're not tracking with us.

1:18:01🔗 Caller Hold on, hold on a second.

1:18:02🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:18:03🔗 Adam We're all familiar with the notion of an automobile going from one spot to another. That, as a matter of fact, I'll tell you something, I'll tell you a wild coincidence. You know what I'm going to climb into tonight to get home, Drew? It's a wild, eerie coincidence. A car.

1:18:18🔗 Drew But are you going to haul something with that car?

1:18:20🔗 Adam Yes, I will haul my hairy ass back to my house.

1:18:23🔗 Mudvayne Dude, he's been listening to too much Mudvayne.

1:18:25🔗 Drew Willie, venomous cats and dogs were hung up on.

1:18:32🔗 Mudvayne Nipple twisting is not your problem.

1:18:34🔗 Drew What does that mean? What do you mean you're taking anti-venom from cats and dogs?

1:18:38🔗 Caller No, no, not venom. It's kind of like a slang term for the job I do. Most people ask, what are you doing? I'm like hauling lab samples.

1:18:46🔗 Drew Why don't you tell us what you really do?

1:18:49🔗 Caller Hull samples.

1:18:50🔗 Adam Lab samples. Of what?

1:18:51🔗 Drew Of what? Animals?

1:18:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, the guy's a lackey at some vet, veterinarian, and he wanted to turn himself into a McDon D or something, like a crocodile hunter. He tried to turn his job into Tarzan, basically. He's this stooge that hauls animal crap around.

1:19:09🔗 Caller Animal blood to the left.

1:19:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Right.

1:19:11🔗 Drew Okay.

1:19:11🔗 It's a noble job.

1:19:12🔗 Adam Here's St. Bernard gets a hepatitis, and Willie over here will haul it down the road for you.

1:19:17🔗 Drew I need a Mudvayne song.

1:19:18🔗 Adam All right.

1:19:19🔗 Drew Let's do it.

1:19:19🔗 Adam Thank you. All right. I do too. This one's called Nothing to Gain. You ready Anderson? Here we go. That is Mudvayne. You can find them all week at Knott's Berry Farm. It's a good time, Jamboree Theater. It will be opening up for people. SeaWorld after that?

1:24:49🔗 My LSD trip was at Knott's Berry Farm.

1:24:53🔗 Adam I would get into that, except for we're running late for a break. So Mudvayne is here, and we'll be back right after this.

1:25:00🔗 Caller Hello? Is this Loveline?

1:25:02🔗 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-11.

1:25:05🔗 Mudvayne Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

1:25:08🔗 Adam Yeah. I like this riff. Yeah.

1:25:15🔗 Caller Sump 41?

1:25:16🔗 Adam Yeah, I always think you say Sump 41. Makes as much sense. Mudvayne is our guest tonight. They are going to be here for the entirety of the show, which is about nine and a half minutes. And we are going to hop back on the phones and see if we can knock a few out before we go home. Sarah?

1:25:34🔗 Caller Yeah, that would be me.

1:25:35🔗 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:25:37🔗 Caller Well, I have a problem. Like every time I have sex I'll like start enjoying it and then like my whole body will like start shaking and my face will go numb.

1:25:46🔗 Drew Is that the point of orgasm or do you have an orgasm?

1:25:49🔗 Caller I don't have orgasm until I have sex.

1:25:51🔗 Drew Have you ever had one?

1:25:53🔗 Caller Once with a boyfriend that I had for a really long time, but I had to help him.

1:25:58🔗 Adam Did you physically do something or just yell much now?

1:26:02🔗 Caller I had to physically help him. I see.

1:26:05🔗 Drew I guess you had a walker.

1:26:06🔗 Caller He was a virgin before I had sex.

1:26:09🔗 Adam All right. Swag, do you have some experience with this?

1:26:14🔗 Mudvayne No, we were talking about this earlier and we're interested in how maybe you're oversensitized or-

1:26:21🔗 Drew Hyperventilating?

1:26:22🔗 Mudvayne Yeah, hyperventilating, absolutely.

1:26:25🔗 Caller I don't know. It's my face-

1:26:27🔗 Mudvayne Are you nervous?

1:26:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:29🔗 Mudvayne Yeah, I think you're maybe nervous. So maybe you need to relax and kind of get into- Maybe find a partner that you're comfortable with and something that makes you feel comfortable, you know?

1:26:39🔗 Caller Well, the guy that- Okay, a couple nights ago, I slept with a guy that I've slept with before and I was pretty comfortable with him. And it just like my- It started where my- I used to have this with comfortable partners like my boyfriend that I've had for a really long time, my legs would shake like during an after sex. And then like lately, it's been like my whole body starts shaking.

1:27:00🔗 Drew Are you on medication?

1:27:02🔗 Caller Um, no, but I should be.

1:27:04🔗 Drew What are you supposed to take?

1:27:06🔗 Caller What?

1:27:06🔗 Drew What are you supposed to take?

1:27:07🔗 Caller Oh, well, I stopped therapy because like the guy said that he wanted to put me on lithium and carbonate, so. It sounded scary, so I stopped.

1:27:17🔗 Adam Oh, right.

1:27:19🔗 Mudvayne Maybe he knows what he's talking about.

1:27:20🔗 Adam Yeah, he may have had a point there, Sarah.

1:27:23🔗 Drew But be it as it may, I wouldn't worry about this symptom you're having. It doesn't smack of anything that you should be concerned with, okay?

1:27:29🔗 Adam No, hey, Sarah, it sounds-

1:27:30🔗 Caller Is there any way that I can like make it stop?

1:27:33🔗 Adam I think you need-

1:27:34🔗 Drew Try to watch your breathing. Breathe slow and even.

1:27:35🔗 Adam Remember you had that boyfriend that you had the orgasm with even though you had to have a tuft of his hair and basically manipulate his head like a mouse on your vagina. You need to find yourself a guy and work it out.

1:27:48🔗 Get the pound.

1:27:50🔗 Drew That's what these guys are saying, too.

1:27:51🔗 Adam The bouncing around thing is not going to work out. It's like using a new baseball mitt every time you play. It's never going to work right. You got to work one in. You got to get the oil in there. You got to break it in.

1:28:03🔗 Drew ANA-39. Anna?

1:28:04🔗 Adam Thank you, Drew.

1:28:05🔗 Drew We got to move along.

1:28:06🔗 Adam Let's move along.

1:28:07🔗 Caller Yes, hi there, Adam and Dr. Drew. How you doing? Good. This is a question for the doc. Doc, I was just wondering. I had, I went into my gynecologist. I had told her I was having abdominal pain. She, this was on a Friday. I ended up in the hospital with an ectopic pregnancy on like Sunday morning, early Sunday morning.

1:28:34🔗 Drew Tuple pregnancy.

1:28:34🔗 Caller Yes, tuple pregnancy. Egg gets in the tube. Yeah. I was wondering, would my doctor have known that? I mean, cause she didn't diagnose me with that and she didn't tell me to get an ultrasound or do anything.

1:28:47🔗 Drew You mean you believe that she withheld that from you somehow she knew you had a tuple pregnancy, wouldn't tell you?

1:28:51🔗 Caller Uh, you know.

1:28:52🔗 Drew It doesn't make much sense, does it?

1:28:54🔗 Adam Gyno's can be pretty spiteful bitches. I've had them screw with me before. They're a dangerous breed, those guys. I had a polyp on one of my ovaries, nothing. Didn't say ass. She saw it, it was right there. The retard could have spotted it on the scan.

1:29:09🔗 Drew Think about it, you have tuples, they're life-threatening emergencies. Your doctor's going to go, I'm not going to tell her about it tonight, just for fun. Just for sport.

1:29:16🔗 Caller No, I don't think she did that on purpose. I was just saying, wouldn't there be steps that she should have taken, like all she did was, she was still on my abdomen and tell me to, like, you know, well, okay, I don't really feel anything, you might have some fluid.

1:29:30🔗 Drew Did she take a pregnancy test?

1:29:31🔗 Caller No.

1:29:32🔗 Drew But you knew you were pregnant?

1:29:34🔗 Caller No, I didn't.

1:29:36🔗 Drew That's sort of what's missed, I think, is getting the pregnancy test.

1:29:39🔗 Adam Well, what should you do, go back in?

1:29:41🔗 Drew No, everything turned out fine, right? You had to prepare.

1:29:44🔗 Caller No, I ended up, yeah, I ended up in emergency surgery. I mean, I almost died.

1:29:48🔗 Drew I had to have blood transfusion. Well, that's pretty much the way it always goes. Well, the blood transfusions are sort of extreme, but it's pretty much always something that, by the time it presents, it needs to be taken care of rapidly. Now, these days, they can treat it medically, it doesn't always have to have a surgery.

1:30:00🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, listen, she may have been lazy, she may have overlooked it, but I don't think there was any malice in her decision.

1:30:06🔗 Drew I'm not sure if she was lazy, they didn't...

1:30:09🔗 Adam I think she was just tired of looking at Anna's vagina and wanted to get the hell out of there. I mean, they're human beings, aren't they? All right, let's take ourselves a break. We'll be right back with Mudvayne after this.

1:30:24🔗 Caller Great, Bloodline.

1:30:26🔗 Adam All right, I want to thank Mudvayne for coming in here tonight and really salvaging what was a lost cause at about the 1020.

1:30:34🔗 Mudvayne Next, we talk about God.

1:30:36🔗 Drew And educating.

1:30:37🔗 Adam Yes, yes. The pearl belt, the pearl neck, the pearl suspenders, pearl cummerbund, pearl bow.

1:30:43🔗 Mudvayne Don't forget blow-pull.

1:30:44🔗 Pearl tiara.

1:30:47🔗 Adam I'm going to try something called the pearl ascot on Drew out in the park and I'll work with that. LD50 is the name of the CD. Go out and get it if you haven't already. And thanks, guys, for coming in.

1:30:59🔗 Thank you very much.

1:30:59🔗 Adam Come in anytime you like.

1:31:00🔗 Mudvayne It was a privilege. Thank you.

1:31:01🔗 Adam Nice to meet you. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. You're gay, right?

1:31:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:07🔗 Adam All right. Just want to make sure.

1:31:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I blow guys.

1:31:10🔗 Adam I see. I understand.

1:31:12🔗 Mudvayne This has been Loveline.

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