Sunday, November 19, 2000

1:08🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:13🔗 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew, where are you?

1:19🔗 Drew I'm in Nashville. How are you?

1:20🔗 Adam Fantastic. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician. You are board certified still, right, Drew?

1:33🔗 Drew Yes, indeed, Adam. Thank you for asking.

1:34🔗 Adam Did you take those tests?

1:36🔗 Drew I did take a lovely nine-hour test. You know what's bizarre about it is getting older is, you know, an hour test when you're like 12 seems like, you know, glacial passage of time.

1:45🔗 Adam Sure.

1:46🔗 Drew Geological. Now, a nine-hour test is like, you can barely remember it having happened.

1:49🔗 Adam And you crapped your pants twice during that nine hours, right?

1:53🔗 Or, or I would say your back to be fair to you.

1:56🔗 Drew Yeah. That's right. The back.

1:57🔗 Adam Drew wears a diaper when he takes his board test.

2:00🔗 Drew And the catheter was, you know, was functioning normally. So that's fine.

2:03🔗 Adam Sure. All right. Drew though, to be, to be fair to you, just so people understand what kind of a fabric you're cut out of in a perverse way, you look forward to these tests, don't you?

2:14🔗 Drew Yes. Yes, I do.

2:15🔗 Adam Something to do.

2:16🔗 Drew No, no, no.

2:17🔗 Adam A direction to go.

2:18🔗 Drew A challenge, a challenge. And to challenge one's ability and one's knowledge base. That's good.

2:23🔗 Adam Right. Right. I know Adam, to me, a challenge is masturbating three times in one hour when I'm drunk. That's the kind of challenge I put myself to, Drew, not the board test. Leeza, Leeza, Leeza Gibbons is here, by the way, tonight from Extra and Leeza and...

2:39🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yeah, thanks for abandoning me, too.

2:40🔗 Adam Sorry.

2:41🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. What about it, Drew? You know, I found out on Thursday that you were going to be here on Sunday, and it was already a fait accompli. Sorry.

2:49🔗 Leeza Gibbons But now, are you... I'm not understanding the loop between the testing and Nashville and...

2:55🔗 Drew No loop. I just, I took, I took a... Every ten years, I got to take my addiction medicine boards, and yesterday was that day. Then I finished that and got into playing and came here, and tomorrow I'm getting, coming home. Okay, cool. And I'm gonna work for you guys next week.

3:06🔗 Adam Yes, yes. Why don't we talk about that for a second?

3:08🔗 Leeza Gibbons We get him about three minutes every third Thursday.

3:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:13🔗 Leeza Gibbons Between, because you know, the schedule is unbelievable.

3:15🔗 Adam He's a busy man. Thankfully, he only went in two minutes. But go ahead, Drew, go ahead.

3:20🔗 Drew Well, it sounds like you guys have been warming up to sort of clobber me.

3:23🔗 Adam No, no. Well, you know, you know how it is when someone doesn't show up at the party, they get made fun of.

3:29🔗 Drew Right.

3:29🔗 Adam But I know Drew has a little crush on Leeza, because you don't know Drew's wheelhouse physically, but you're you're right in it. I mean, he likes it. He likes an attractive blonde. He likes a woman that's put together. And who can there's you're sort of a perfectionist, right?

3:48🔗 Leeza Gibbons Liza, I mean, you're a perfectionist in terms of which you're you're very motivated.

3:53🔗 Adam You're very hardworking. You're not content to do one thing well. You want to be a great mom. You want to be a celebrity. You want to make money. You want to be a good wife.

4:02🔗 Leeza Gibbons You know what I mean?

4:03🔗 Adam You're a very motivated person. I don't mean that in a bad way, although I don't trust it. I don't mean it in a bad way.

4:08🔗 Leeza Gibbons Now, how come you don't trust it? Because I was going to say it sounds like the female Dr. Drew counterpart.

4:12🔗 Adam I know I don't trust the male.

4:15🔗 I don't trust Drew.

4:16🔗 Adam The thing is, I see it as clear compensation, but I do. I do respect it. I really do.

4:22🔗 Leeza Gibbons Maybe we're maybe we're just so busy trying to, you know, fill our emotional and psychological needs.

4:28🔗 Adam Right.

4:29🔗 Leeza Gibbons We just don't want to.

4:30🔗 Adam That's what it is.

4:31🔗 Leeza Gibbons We don't want to be still long enough to figure out how inadequate we are.

4:34🔗 Adam Keep running. Keep running on that treadmill. But Drew, you are attracted to Leeza, right?

4:40🔗 Drew Listen, a person, Leeza would agree with this, too. Two people like us would drive each other crazy.

4:45🔗 Adam Yes, you would. I know. But for one night, you'd really you could have a good time. Right.

4:50🔗 Leeza Gibbons How did the conversation devolve to this? It would have been five minutes.

4:54🔗 Adam I know what Drew likes.

4:56🔗 Drew He's pissed off. He's pissed off that I'm not there tonight.

4:59🔗 Adam No, I don't care less. I have Leeza to myself. That's the way I look at it. I know Leeza looks at you as sort of the safe one. She'd bring home to her folks. But I'm like the rebel, lazy, napper, outsider. Right. Right. Naughty one.

5:16🔗 Drew Am I outsider like the guy sleeping on the bench outside her house?

5:21🔗 Adam That's right. That's right. But for just a one night fling, I think you'd go over to the dark side. Right.

5:27🔗 Drew Let's go.

5:28🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, there is that.

5:30🔗 Drew Don't even try.

5:30🔗 Leeza Gibbons I don't think that question was on the sex survey. Was it true?

5:33🔗 Drew No.

5:34🔗 Leeza Gibbons So what would it take to get you to the dark side? We didn't ask that.

5:38🔗 Adam Let's talk about Extra for a moment, by the way. NBC 730. Weeknights. And I do watch this show and I do enjoy it. I don't like myself for it, but I really do enjoy it.

5:52🔗 Leeza Gibbons Why don't you like yourself for watching?

5:54🔗 Adam I think of it as a guilty pleasure. I spend too much time watching TV.

5:58🔗 Leeza Gibbons Oh, just in general?

5:59🔗 Adam Yeah. So I end up sort of justifying it by watching World at War. So I can watch how the turpits was sunk for the 118th time.

6:11🔗 Drew But you haven't mentioned the fact that I was on Xtra if you were watching it so diligently.

6:15🔗 Adam Well, Drew, you know, I don't like to I don't like to feed your ego any more than I have to. But I do enjoy Xtra. I think it's a good show. And now Drew is a new addition to Xtra. And just for those who haven't seen him, let's discuss his role very quickly. Go ahead, Drew.

6:32🔗 Drew It's evolving.

6:34🔗 Adam Is that it? That's it?

6:35🔗 Drew No, no, I've done, Leeza, help me with this. And the pieces on were have swept away coming up and we've done this Dear Diary pieces.

6:42🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, the really cool thing is that the show is divided now into these units. So you don't have to feel guilty for watching it because, for instance, the medical unit looks at new advances and kind of pop culture. And Drew is focusing in the sex and relationship unit. And, in fact, I really loved, I don't know if you had a chance to see it after it was edited and aired, but one of the things that we've been working on, that people have liked is this Dear Diary segment. And we turned the tables when Drew came on board and had him focus on the guys. And it was amazing to me to see these three, these three guys who kind of saw themselves a particular way. And Drew took them out and looked at what they do on dates and what they do right and what they do wrong. And gave them tips that I thought were really... It kind of freaked me out, Drew, because the one guy you said, don't trust...

7:40🔗 Drew Your attraction.

7:42🔗 Leeza Gibbons Right. Don't trust your attraction. What does that even mean?

7:45🔗 Drew Even Adam knows this one, right?

7:47🔗 Adam How dare you? But yes.

7:49🔗 Drew No. We talk about it on this show all the time, is that there is unfinished business of childhood oftentimes in many people that causes them to be attracted to people that are just like the perpetrators of some experience they had in childhood, mom, dad, somebody, that left them feeling powerless and abandoned. And that becomes a nidus for attraction. And it makes them attract. It's codependency is really what it is. It makes them attract to the wrong kind of person that they want to fix, they want to go after, and they want to make right the wrongs of the past. They're not aware they're doing that. But it's always those very strong attractions are always the basis of that. Yeah.

8:22🔗 Adam Well, it's more true with women, I think, than it is for men.

8:25🔗 Drew No, this one guy was really doing that.

8:27🔗 Adam All right, men too. But here's the deal. If you come from a crappy family, don't trust your attraction.

8:32🔗 Drew That's the fact.

8:33🔗 Adam And if you come from a good family, trust your attraction because you'll be attracted to someone who's good.

8:37🔗 Drew And there's a difference between attraction and instinct too, because attraction, this guy was saying exactly what I was telling him, which was, I know I've had this pattern, I know it's the wrong woman, but I can't stop myself. That little voice inside said, oh no, here you go again and you get sucked in. So listen to the little voice and don't trust these passionate attractions. But if you get into one, you got to make sure there's a lot of process in it because it needs to be sort of reworked constantly.

9:01🔗 Adam So Drew, you're giving guys tips on dating because Drew, Drew in college had one technique he called the strong arm technique. That's all he'd tell me about it. Drew, one day when I get you drunk, you'll finish telling me that story, right?

9:15🔗 Drew Was it the strong arm?

9:16🔗 Adam Yeah, roofy plus strong arm, you said, equals sex.

9:19🔗 That's what you were talking about.

9:20🔗 Drew Roofy technique, right?

9:22🔗 Adam All right. We're ready to go to the phones here, Drew. Do you have a computer in front of you, by the way, Drew?

9:27🔗 Drew I do. Let's go.

9:28🔗 Adam Stuart?

9:30🔗 Oh, yeah.

9:30🔗 Adam You're 14?

9:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:32🔗 Adam What's up?

9:33🔗 Caller Well, I dream about having oral sex and all different types of sex with lesbians. Can't stop thinking about it.

9:40🔗 Adam Yeah. Why do they need to be lesbians if they're having or performing oral sex on you?

9:45🔗 Caller Well, they're lesbians.

9:48🔗 Adam Why is that a necessary element if they're with you?

9:51🔗 Caller I don't know. I think about it a lot.

9:54🔗 Adam All right. Drew, I'm labeling this guy an idiot.

9:57🔗 Drew Well, now wait a minute. He's 14. Let me ask you this. This may intrigue you more, Adam. Do you, Stuart, have sort of questions?

10:05🔗 Adam Can I go to the bathroom during this part of the show? Because you know it's going nowhere.

10:09🔗 Drew Wait a minute. Do you have questions about your own sort of sexual identity? Do you have impulses to cross dress or anything like that? You know what I'm talking about? Hold on.

10:19🔗 What?

10:21🔗 Adam Alright, Drew. Let me tell you what my impulse is. For you to shut up.

10:27🔗 Drew Here's the reason I asked that question.

10:29🔗 Adam He's just an idiot.

10:31🔗 Leeza Gibbons Don't all guys fantasize? Isn't that what they say? That the fantasy with lesbians is quite common?

10:37🔗 Drew Yes. But the lesbian thing is about having two women.

10:40🔗 Adam But it's watching two women on each other. It's not having one of the two women perform on you because here's what she is at that point.

10:46🔗 Drew When it's a relation with one lesbian, Leeza, this will flip you out a little bit too, is that most of the males that have female sex change, male to female sex changes, do so in order to maintain relationships with lesbians. Isn't that bizarre? You almost have to diagram it. It's like, wait a minute, you're a male and you're going to become a woman so you can have relations with a woman.

11:08🔗 Adam Yeah, but you know, effed up is effed up and then all bets are off. Let's go here, Drew. What do you say buddy?

11:13🔗 Drew All right, we'll pick it up, Adam. Hey Adam, why do you have such a head of steam tonight?

11:18🔗 I'm ready to roll.

11:20🔗 Drew Why?

11:21🔗 Adam Because I want to take this two hour show and see if we can squeeze into an hour and a half. Get out of here a little earlier tonight.

11:27🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's heisty.

11:28🔗 Adam That's right. See, I'm now getting paid $11 a call. It's called-

11:33🔗 Caller They finally figure it out.

11:35🔗 Adam Yeah. In construction, we call it piecework. I'm not getting paid by the hour anymore. I'm going by the call, so I'll see if I can burn through some of these.

11:42🔗 Drew They finally figure out some way to incent you to try to get through a few calls.

11:45🔗 Adam No more high school football stories.

11:47🔗 Drew Then complaints about your mom.

11:49🔗 Adam Saatchi, how dare you? Saatchi.

11:51🔗 Caller Saatchi.

11:52🔗 Drew Whatever.

11:53🔗 Adam What is it?

11:54🔗 Caller Saatchi.

11:54🔗 Adam Saatchi.

11:55🔗 Yeah.

11:55🔗 Adam All right. Saatchi, what's up?

11:57🔗 Yeah. I was flipping through the channels today and I saw you on Hollywood Squares. How'd you like that?

12:02🔗 Caller Me?

12:03🔗 Yeah.

12:03🔗 Adam I haven't done Hollywood Squares in probably over a year.

12:07🔗 Really?

12:07🔗 Caller Was that long ago?

12:08🔗 Adam I'd say so. So who was I on with? Was I on with Jimmy?

12:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:13🔗 Adam Oh, Jimmy from The Man Show? Yeah. On Tonight, by the way, Comedy Central, Ten O'Clock, fantastic show, big episode. Yeah. I didn't much care for it.

12:23🔗 Leeza Gibbons You didn't like Hollywood Squares?

12:24🔗 Adam No. But you know what? I'll tell you, I've done it a couple of times, a couple of times with Drew, right? Or once with you, Drew?

12:31🔗 Drew I think we did it twice.

12:32🔗 Adam And maybe once or twice with Jimmy Kimmel, my Emmy Award-winning partner. And I just wasn't my audience. You know, it just didn't like him, Leeza. They didn't like me and they didn't like you that much. Oh no, they were all right with you, right? They didn't like Jimmy.

12:48🔗 Drew Here's what happened to me is my patients didn't like that I was on Hollywood Squares. I discovered through that show that if I can't answer the question, why am I doing this, I shouldn't do it. Right. It's hard to say no to Hollywood Squares because it's an interesting idea to go sit in one of those squares. But bad idea for me.

13:05🔗 Adam Oh, really? What about the 2500 bucks they pay you?

13:09🔗 Drew Is that what they pay you?

13:09🔗 Adam I think it was something like that. All right. Dustin.

13:12🔗 Yes.

13:13🔗 Adam What's up?

13:14🔗 Well, my problem is that my girlfriend and I are about 70 miles apart. She lives in Salomon's Island, Maryland. And I right now live in Baltimore, Maryland. I live between Baltimore and Prince George's County because I've got two different places I'm staying. You got that, Adam? Noted. Basically, very well noted. But I've known this girl for about nine years and I care very deeply for her. And basically the situation is she's coming up here for a program that I'm in. She's coming up to take a look at the program for three days. And before this time, she called me last weekend and said that I like someone else and I like you also. I care about both of you equally. And I would like to make a decision on who I want to date before when I...

14:01🔗 Drew DUSTIN DUSTIN, she is checking out.

14:04🔗 Caller I know she's checking out.

14:06🔗 I know she's checking out, but I'm wondering how can I swing things in my direction?

14:10🔗 Adam No, it's too late. The axe has swung the other direction already.

14:14🔗 Leeza Gibbons There's nothing more pathetic than a desperate guy.

14:16🔗 Caller No. I know.

14:18🔗 Oh, that cuts.

14:20🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's sad, isn't it?

14:21🔗 Adam I know, especially for you sort of Machnall-type Charlie girls.

14:27🔗 I mean, you really look at that.

14:30🔗 Adam Almost all guys are pathetic to you, right, Lisa?

14:32🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, not at all. I can tell this guy you care about her, right?

14:37🔗 Drew I got it back.

14:38🔗 You're telling the real catch. Both of them are totally blind. This makes life really difficult for me because I have hard enough time, I had hard enough time getting her to date me. My first girlfriend was a real psychopath, threatened to kill herself, and now I get this.

14:52🔗 Adam Hold on. First, isn't it seeing vision impaired or something?

14:56🔗 Drew Visually challenged.

14:57🔗 Adam Visually challenged. You can't call yourself blind.

14:59🔗 I prefer to call it totally blind, but that's cool.

15:01🔗 Adam So you're totally blind.

15:03🔗 And she has enough vision to see what I look like. And I'm a pretty striking guy.

15:08🔗 Adam Are you? How do you know?

15:10🔗 How do I know?

15:11🔗 Adam Hold on. Were you always blind?

15:13🔗 Yes, I was. I've been blind since birth.

15:15🔗 Adam You know, it always seems to work that way, but it's never a lab accident or something like you see in the movies.

15:21🔗 Caller It's always the boring way.

15:22🔗 Listen to this, Dr. Drew. You're going to really steam over this one. The doctor.

15:27🔗 Adam Oh, hey, you can't use the F word, Dustin. I'd hang up on you, but you're blind and I feel bad. Hey, Dustin, what did you do? Pot them down, Anderson?

15:37🔗 Drew I want to hear what happened.

15:38🔗 Adam I'll be back in a second. Hey, Dustin.

15:40🔗 Yes.

15:40🔗 Adam Don't use the F word, please.

15:41🔗 I apologize, Adam. All right.

15:43🔗 Adam So what did the doctor do?

15:45🔗 Basically, the doctor, when I was born, I was born 11 weeks premature, weighed 1 pound 14. They gave me too much oxygen at birth.

15:53🔗 Drew Well, no, no, no, Dustin, that's not F'd up. That's how much oxygen you need to survive. That's a common complication of high flow oxygen in a premature child.

16:03🔗 But here's where they really messed up. I don't think it was the oxygen that detached my retinas. What it was is they exposed my eyes to too much light before.

16:12🔗 Drew No, no, no, Dustin, no.

16:16🔗 Adam How do you know, Dustin?

16:17🔗 How do I know? Because my aunt's a neonatal intensive care nurse, and that's what you told me.

16:20🔗 Adam Well, why didn't she do a better job?

16:22🔗 Well, she wasn't a nurse at the time.

16:24🔗 Adam I see.

16:25🔗 I wish she was. Very convenient.

16:27🔗 Adam All right, so, Dustin.

16:28🔗 Leeza Gibbons Let's get back to the girl.

16:29🔗 Adam No, no, wait a minute. I'm back. Listen, this is easy. We get these all the time. She's not interested. But let me ask you a few things. You've never seen anything in your life, right?

16:39🔗 No.

16:40🔗 Adam Right. So, how would you know if you were attractive? Do people tell you that?

16:45🔗 Well, let's put it this way. When I'm a guitar player similar to you, Adam, I play some of the same other types of music.

16:50🔗 Adam Oh, that's right.

16:51🔗 And when you have girls throw their pantyhose at you and swoon over you for sex afterward, you know.

16:58🔗 Adam Hold on a second. Let me talk to Leeza.

16:59🔗 Drew It just means they're in a band.

17:01🔗 Adam Oh, man. You know, it's funny. You forget that handicapped people can be jackoffs, too. You know what I mean? You like to think of all of them as just sweet, handicapped people who you really are pulling for. But I really hate this Dustin. I feel bad hating a guy who's totally blind. I really do. But he's a world class idiot.

17:22🔗 Leeza Gibbons Because he's arrogant about his looks or what?

17:25🔗 He's just an idiot.

17:26🔗 Adam But Drew, please. But I understand why she's dumping him. But Dustin?

17:31🔗 Yes.

17:32🔗 Adam All right. So you play in a band. Women throw pantyhose.

17:36🔗 Yes, they do.

17:37🔗 Leeza Gibbons How many women wear pantyhose anymore is what I'm wanting to know.

17:39🔗 Adam Who knows? It's only fat old chicks that wear pantyhose, so they're Veracose fans on show.

17:43🔗 Here's the other thing that really I think why this one girl likes me. She and I have an interesting common and that's horses. I've taken horseback riding on several occasions and we both had a really romantic time.

17:54🔗 Adam I see. Now, how does her, and I apologize for saying I see over and over again. I understand. How is her seeing? What does she see?

18:07🔗 Well, let's put it this way. She has a false eye in her left eye and she has pretty decent vision in her right eye.

18:14🔗 Drew That's normal.

18:15🔗 That's normal.

18:16🔗 Adam She sees pretty well, though. Hey, do you ever pop that eye out and use the socket, Dustin, if you know what I'm saying?

18:23🔗 Caller Adam, you are so wrong.

18:26🔗 Drew Adam, you were once sick after that.

18:28🔗 Leeza Gibbons That is so wrong.

18:29🔗 Drew Dustin, she has normal vision.

18:32🔗 Leeza Gibbons Not completely.

18:32🔗 Drew One eye doesn't. Yeah, she has normal vision.

18:34🔗 Look at me. Look, Leeza, look at this. I can still see your piece of ass. Look at that.

18:39🔗 Leeza Gibbons Can't even discuss this.

18:41🔗 Caller I can still tell that.

18:42🔗 Adam I got one hand over my eye, I can tell Leeza's eye.

18:44🔗 Drew Leeza, I wish I were in the studio right now because I have this distinct sense that were I there, I would smell the delightful bokeh of beer or something on Adam Corolla.

18:55🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, no, no.

18:57🔗 Drew Seriously, he's high.

18:58🔗 Leeza Gibbons He looks great.

19:00🔗 Drew No, no.

19:01🔗 Here's what I need to know.

19:03🔗 Drew He's high, drunk or something.

19:04🔗 Adam That was last night. It's been a full 14 hours since I was high or drunk, Drew. How dare you?

19:10🔗 Adam, here's what I need to know from you.

19:12🔗 Adam Yes.

19:13🔗 I'd like to take her to dinner and I know that she wants to go.

19:18🔗 Adam Yes.

19:19🔗 Drew She's checking out. She's not in this relationship. Don't do that to yourself.

19:23🔗 Adam Dustin, let me talk to you for a second, Dustin. When a woman calls and says, hey, I've met somebody else, you're still in the running. Legend, she's not going to bring up the other guy if you're still in the running. She really isn't. I've never met anyone who's that forthright in my life.

19:41🔗 Drew You need to listen to the words, I've met someone else and the rest needs to sound like Charlie Brown's teacher.

19:46🔗 Adam Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

19:48🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yeah, I gotta agree with the guys on this one.

19:50🔗 Adam Your only chance now, Dustin, is to try to get her juiced up and get one last crack in before she heads back.

19:56🔗 Oh, that's it.

19:58🔗 Adam That's the only, that's your only ploy.

20:00🔗 Drew Let's go on to John. He's 22. John?

20:03🔗 Caller How you doing?

20:03🔗 Adam What's up?

20:05🔗 Caller My girlfriend, when she was, I think she's at 11 or 12, her fallopian tube, she said knotted on itself, or wrapped, tangled, knotted, something like that, and they had to remove it in one of her ovaries. Do you know what I'm talking about?

20:18🔗 Drew It's called a torsion.

20:19🔗 Caller Torsion, okay.

20:20🔗 Very intorsion.

20:21🔗 Caller I guess my question is, does it affect her chances of ever getting pregnant, and she has a pretty big scar, six or seven inches, right on the front of her belly, on her belly button now.

20:28🔗 Drew No, really. They probably were just, they probably did an exploratory surgery on her and found the torsion when they went in there. Yeah, that's why the scar is so big.

20:36🔗 Adam One day unwrap it and just put it back?

20:38🔗 Drew No, because if it's torted enough, it will cut this blood supply off and start dying. At that point, it's got to come out.

20:43🔗 Caller She said it was pretty painful.

20:45🔗 Drew Yeah, and you can get pregnant with one overage as well as with two.

20:48🔗 Caller Yeah, with the scar, it will be a problem during the pregnancy?

20:51🔗 Drew No, interesting question, but no, it shouldn't.

20:54🔗 Adam What, you mean the scarring?

20:56🔗 Drew Meal will pull apart or something, but no, no, no.

20:58🔗 Adam Oh, interesting. But no, that'll never happen.

21:01🔗 Leeza Gibbons Sounds like you really want kids, huh?

21:02🔗 Caller Well, I'm proposing over the weekend.

21:04🔗 Leeza Gibbons Oh, that's very exciting.

21:06🔗 Adam Hey, John, I'll tell you what, around the third trimester, put a little duct tape on that scar just to play it safe.

21:13🔗 Drew Don't worry, the doctor will wrap the duct tape around it, don't worry. This is where another place will leave in our bond, is we have to each have three kids. You have three kids, right?

21:20🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yeah.

21:21🔗 Drew Then you go 12 to 8?

21:23🔗 Leeza Gibbons Oh, that's good. 11, 8 and 3.

21:26🔗 Adam You guys get together, we got a little brainy bunch thing going on here.

21:30🔗 Drew What do you got?

21:31🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, I must tell you, now Dr. Drew comes in to the set of Extra, right? Because he's doing some stuff with us, and everybody's very, everybody's kind of, well, very respectful of his time and his stature and the whole thing. So there's a little buzz when he enters the building. There's like a little buzz and he's here, and we got to make sure everything's good. We got the best crew.

21:49🔗 Adam There's a little buzz, there's people napping, there's these coming out of their head. That's the buzz.

21:53🔗 Leeza Gibbons But the girls and the guys are all like lining up to kind of throw themselves at Dr. Drew, and he doesn't try. I mean, you know, he's like kind of the ultimate cool, sort of gliding in, oblivious to everything, sort of that. Am I? It's, Drew, I'm telling you, it's true.

22:10🔗 Drew But Adam knows me as oblivious, that's for sure.

22:12🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, Drew, I wouldn't, she came in a night and told me I looked good, hip, now and happening. So I wouldn't believe a word of any of that.

22:20🔗 Drew Well, I understand, but I understand, Leeza. She was mentioning she needed to see the ophthalmologist soon, so I figured that's, you know.

22:27🔗 Leeza Gibbons I have in my hot little hands, though, the sex survey that...

22:30🔗 Drew Yeah, we should go over that. We really should. It was actually very, very interesting.

22:34🔗 Leeza Gibbons Very revealing. We did with Red Book Magazine, and Drew's going to be revealing some of it on the air tomorrow. But I got to tell you, I was surprised, and, you know, as someone in a monogamous relationship, I was really excited to hear, A, how much sex all of us, you know, people who are in a monogamous relationship are apparently having.

22:55🔗 Drew It was over two and a half times a week. Wow. Which is, and the previous average has been around twice a week.

23:01🔗 Adam All right.

23:01🔗 Drew Well, above average.

23:02🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. We got to take ourselves a break. But and then we can get all into the sex survey when we come back. But Lisa, what do you have? Your kids, how do they break down? The three of them.

23:12🔗 Leeza Gibbons Girl, boy, boy.

23:13🔗 Adam Girl, boy, boy.

23:14🔗 Drew How do you work as a three year old with your schedule? That is so hard.

23:17🔗 Leeza Gibbons It is hard. But you know what? It's, he goes, he goes in with me in the morning. He plays hall hockey in the halls there while I get hair and makeup. I take him to preschool. I shoot the show. He naps. He wakes up. I pick him up. We come home. It actually works out pretty well.

23:30🔗 Drew That's perfect.

23:31🔗 Adam Drew drops his kids off at the nannies, has sex with her and then it's all off to the golf course, everybody. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. Dr. Drew over there in Nashville, right, Drew? Leeza Gibbons here from Extra, NBC 730 and Oh, The Man Show's on now. I have to go watch that. We'll be back after this.

23:54🔗 Caller Love Lines with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

24:08🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

24:27🔗 Adam Hello, it is Loveline, my man, Loveline, Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there in Nashville. Leeza Gibbons is our guest tonight. Seven o'clock, NBC. That's when you can find her, 7-0-0.

24:41🔗 Leeza Gibbons I was going to correct you, but it just was never the right time. I felt rude.

24:44🔗 Adam I was saying 7.30. And Drew, you know just how that goes on this show.

24:51🔗 Drew Yeah, it was a long time, but I'm more concerned with the fact that Leeza should be concerned about being rude to you.

24:56🔗 Adam What are you talking about? She respects me, Drew. Do you understand that? You know what I like about Leeza? Leeza makes people feel good about themselves, don't you, Leeza? Oh, really?

25:08🔗 Leeza Gibbons That's a nice compliment.

25:09🔗 Adam No, you do. You know why? Because you're very attractive and you're very dynamic. And so when you hand out the compliments, it's kind of like, oh, hey, yes, I must be doing something right.

25:21🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, that's right. You know, they say people you want to be with are the people that make you feel good about who you are.

25:28🔗 Adam So I don't know what that means, Drew, but I think it's good, right?

25:32🔗 Drew It's good. I think so.

25:34🔗 Adam Well, we all know it's no fun getting an attract, getting like getting a compliment from someone is like a troll, you know, unattractive and out of work.

25:43🔗 It doesn't mean anything.

25:44🔗 Adam It means so much more to get to get a compliment from an attractive person, not just physically, but just an overall package sort of way.

25:53🔗 Leeza Gibbons Someone whose opinion you would value and you think a credential, somebody who has no just someone is hot.

26:01🔗 No, I'm kidding.

26:02🔗 Adam Yes, of course. Whatever you said, that's what I mean. Let's let's talk about your sex survey, by the way, which is something Drew, did you take part in this?

26:12🔗 Drew Not an actual delivery of the survey, but in the interpretation.

26:15🔗 Adam Okay. And by the way, for those of you who missed the first half hour of the show, Drew can be found on the extra. What, what days can you be found? Drew it.

26:26🔗 Drew I'm not clear what days I'm gonna be on. I think we, am I on next week?

26:29🔗 Leeza Gibbons You're on next week. He's, he's on, you know, as we, as we, like for instance, right now, you're, you're still working on the swept away piece, aren't you?

26:39🔗 Drew I think we've pretty much finished it, but they're cutting it all up and stuff, so.

26:42🔗 Leeza Gibbons You know, these are couples who need the, the romance ignited back in their lives.

26:46🔗 Drew They got sent to Hawaii. They're getting sent to Hawaii. And, uh, man.

26:50🔗 Adam Really?

26:50🔗 Drew Quite a trip. Yeah. Extra does cool things for people.

26:53🔗 Adam Yeah, they got money over there. How many years has Extra been on?

26:56🔗 Leeza Gibbons Seven.

26:57🔗 Adam And how many different hosts has it had?

27:00🔗 Leeza Gibbons Multiple.

27:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:03🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's been through, you know what, the show's been through a lot of iterations. And, um, it's, that's why it was, it was very much our mandate to, to take this version of the show and to stamp it and to, uh, to brand it, um, exactly the way we're doing, which is, um, you know, much different than the, uh, than the personality of the show before, both in approach and story selection. Uh, I mean, I think the show's been, it's been very successful, but, you know, the, the, the landscape of that day part has, has been a little bit treacherous.

27:37🔗 Adam How many years did you do the Leeza Show?

27:39🔗 Leeza Gibbons Seven.

27:40🔗 Drew Do you miss it?

27:41🔗 Leeza Gibbons I do. I miss it desperately. Uh, what I, what I miss about it is, you know, there's nothing, I mean, you can certainly relate to this. There's, there is nothing more satisfying than a feeling that you really had a meaningful interaction with someone and perhaps that was something that was valuable in some way in their life or in yours. And I never left a show feeling that that didn't happen most often with me on the receiving end of it.

28:09🔗 Drew Or that you might have affected viewers in some way.

28:11🔗 Leeza Gibbons Exactly. Exactly. And, you know, that's just a privileged position to be able to do that. And it was just a tremendous gift. All right.

28:20🔗 Adam So we look into that sex survey very quickly. Although I don't trust those completely because I was reading one in a men's magazine that suggested that, you know, they listed the women's body parts and importance to men. And I think it was like ass and face and eyes and all that. But hold on, Drew. Feet came before breasts. And I thought to myself, what retard cooked this little piece of garbage up?

28:50🔗 Drew The reason you like this survey, Adam, basically, is that it showed something you've advocated for a long time, is that in men's assessing of women, it basically went body, face, personality.

29:00🔗 Adam That's right.

29:01🔗 Drew That's what you've said.

29:02🔗 Leeza Gibbons With breast leading.

29:03🔗 Drew Breast leading, Adam. Adam, you'll be delighted to know. And in men, it became, you know, humor and stature and, you know, what you're doing with your life and all that stuff ranked ahead of buns and face.

29:14🔗 Adam Right. All right. So what do we got there, Leeza? Any interesting tidbits?

29:18🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, aside from the fact that you would approve, this is 10,000 people who voted online. You know, the bulk of them were in sort of 18 to 34. I don't know how much of it we're supposed to reveal, but heck, we're here now. So we'll just talk about what we want to. Yeah, Drew? Sure.

29:36🔗 Drew Listen, I think there's a lot of great stuff in there. They asked about Viagra and how many people use that. And that was interesting. And that if you read the comments, and people aren't going to get to really see this so much on television so we can talk about this on the radio. And that is that they got specific comments about Viagra and who used it, what it was, worked for them or not. And the people that used it recreationally and experimented with it were generally very dissatisfied. It was uncomfortable. It really wasn't arousing. It was just sort of this uncomfortable erection that went on for ten hours. While people that had diabetes or side effects from medications who used Viagra were delighted with it because it really does what it's supposed to do in the proper circumstance.

30:13🔗 Adam Drew, what if you took that rectally? Would that make a difference?

30:17🔗 Drew It would make your hemorrhoids stand out.

30:19🔗 Adam How dare you?

30:20🔗 Leeza Gibbons Okay, Adam, if you have sex with someone, cyber sex, cheating yes or no, what do your listeners say?

30:28🔗 Adam Well, the ones that are doing it would say no.

30:31🔗 Drew How about women versus men?

30:33🔗 Adam Well, I think for men, sex, any form of sexual outlet without physical contact is considered not cheating, is considered safe because men are sort of cut out that way. And we like our pornography. We like our phone sex. We like all that good stuff, you know, lamp dances and nudie bars and bachelor parties and all that kind of stuff. I think when a woman does it, it's cheating. And I know that I know that sounds very convenient, but here's what I'm saying. I think a man could be in a monogamous relationship, have cyber sex and still remain committed in that monogamous relationship for years and years and years. As a matter of fact, it may keep him faithful for years and years.

31:22🔗 Drew Here's what you're getting at. Is it a woman?

31:24🔗 Adam Josh, I'm rolling here. Hold on. When a woman does it, it's a sign. She's lonely. She's dissatisfied with her partner.

31:33🔗 Drew Right. She's missing.

31:34🔗 Leeza Gibbons She's not getting her needs met, exactly. And not surprisingly, in the survey, women do see it as cheating, as being unfaithful. Because it is sharing an intimate part of yourself.

31:47🔗 Drew But see, guys don't experience it that way. Guys don't believe that sharing intimacy of that type has any meaning whatsoever. But they should feel that way if their partner starts doing that, though, because it does mean something.

31:57🔗 Adam But also women look at it, and I can't blame them for looking at it as cheating, because if they did it, it would be an intimate experience that they would do if they were dissatisfied with the relationship.

32:09🔗 Drew And they have a point that any intimacy of any really intimate contact outside of the relationship diminishes the relationship. It does. It detracts from the intimacy of the couple.

32:18🔗 Adam Yeah, but what about, Drew, when you go out to a nudie bar all night, get loaded, get a hundred and fifty lamp dances, come back and pound the bejesus out of your wife. Now does that detract from it?

32:29🔗 Drew I don't do that. And if I did, she would feel uncomfortable about it.

32:33🔗 Adam She wouldn't know. The only part that would be uncomfortable would be her crotch.

32:37🔗 Drew Leeza, this is the thing about me and Adam. Adam always gives me this thing, well, what if you do something and your wife wouldn't know about it? To me, you do it, that's what counts. It doesn't matter whether, it's integrity.

32:48🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's not the discovery. But back to the cheating thing, if you, it is convenient though, and that would really bug if I were in a relationship with you and you're saying, oh, but honey, it doesn't mean anything. It's just making me hot for you. And I'm not planning to meet this person. I don't even, but the fact that it was disturbing to me would mean that you didn't care enough about my feelings.

33:13🔗 Drew Wouldn't that be enough to not let you find out?

33:16🔗 Adam Yes, I know. No, I know what you're saying. And to put a finer point on it, and then we'll take a call. If my partner or I was using cyber sex, and by the way, I'm not into that, because to me, all that sort of hypothetical stuff is nonsense. I like my just straight old pornography with the sound turned down, the remote in one hand, and my willy in the other. And I'm very old fashioned that way. I'm almost traditional.

33:41🔗 Leeza Gibbons I'm just an old fashioned guy.

33:42🔗 Adam Yes, yes. I'm a real throwback to the later 70s.

33:45🔗 Drew Nineteenth century. What are you talking about? I'm a Victorian.

33:48🔗 Adam But here's what...

33:49🔗 Leeza Gibbons At least he's got the remote going, though.

33:51🔗 Adam Here's what I want to say. If somebody was... My partner was having a conversation with the person, I'd rather them just purely have a sexual conversation and have just purely a sexual contact, because it's sexual contact without the contact, so it's okay. I'd rather that than them just be chatting for hours about nothing with somebody else. Wouldn't you agree with that?

34:19🔗 Drew Yeah. In a weird way.

34:21🔗 Adam In a weird way. Wouldn't you rather know that your husband just hopped on the Mac, took care of himself, and jumped back in the sack with you, rather than was talking for hours and hours with somebody?

34:32🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yes.

34:32🔗 Adam And totally... I mean, if it was like non-sexual, it'd be unnerving, wouldn't it?

34:37🔗 Leeza Gibbons It would.

34:37🔗 Adam It'd be like, hey, this guy's having a relationship.

34:40🔗 Leeza Gibbons That would be, to me, I mean, that would be much more of a violation. I agree.

34:45🔗 Adam Right. Tracy?

34:46🔗 Hi.

34:46🔗 Adam You're 16.

34:47🔗 Caller Yeah, thanks for taking my call.

34:49🔗 Adam Sure.

34:49🔗 Caller Okay, I was in the woods having sex, and I got a tick on my leg, and I got it out and everything, but there was this, now there's this purple ring around where it was, and I don't know what that is.

35:02🔗 Adam No, I know what that's like. She pulled the rope she was using to hold her pants up off. If she made a tourniquet, then she took some of her tobacco out of her mouth and put a little dab of it in order to kill the tick, right?

35:16🔗 Caller That's the only place we can hang out.

35:17🔗 Adam Another sip off the cider jug and headed back to the shack. My grandpa was out on his rocking chair at that pointy camp, polishing his two-barrel shotgun. I'm really picturing like a Hatfields and the McCoys sort of thing going on here.

35:35🔗 Drew I thought you were painting one of those scenes right out of the Hee Haw.

35:37🔗 Adam It really was.

35:38🔗 Drew With the Barbie twins out front.

35:40🔗 Adam No, the Hee Haw twins. So you got a tic while you're having sex in the woods.

35:46🔗 Drew Tracy, is there a scab right in the center of that purple ring?

35:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:51🔗 Drew That's kind of what tic bites look like often times. However, there is something called erythema chronica migrans, which is a rash that occurs around the tic bite when you get Lyme disease.

36:02🔗 Caller Right. That's what my question was. I heard that you get that red ring around it.

36:07🔗 Drew It's usually what they call a serpiginous border, meaning it's in a regular snakey kind of border rather than that perfect ring, which is usually just the bite. But listen, you got to get a doctor to look at that because getting a course of antibiotics might be worthwhile. What part of the country were you in?

36:22🔗 Caller I'm in Maryland.

36:24🔗 Drew Maryland. So you're in endemic areas and you got to watch. You got to check it out.

36:28🔗 Adam Well, you can get like Lyme disease or something?

36:32🔗 Drew The initial lesion of Lyme is a rash coming out from the tick bite.

36:35🔗 Adam What about that Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever Tick I learned about on the hearts commercial in 1977?

36:41🔗 Drew The Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever is a hard tick called Dermacenter Americanus. I actually found one of those on my son on his birthday. We were out playing football in the back and it was on his collar. I freaked out. And I mean, in Southern California.

36:58🔗 Adam Well, Jesus, I was attacked by a snake going down your driveway. So I really was. He lives in the Serengeti. He really does.

37:10🔗 Drew And I've treated a few cases of Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever. That's a nasty disease. It's mostly in Idaho, Montana, that part of the country.

37:15🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:16🔗 Where it doesn't really matter.

37:17🔗 Adam All right. So how'd you get that off? You just burnt it off with your tipperillo? Or how'd you get it off your son's neck? Tracy, how'd you get the tick off?

37:26🔗 Caller I let him match and burned it off.

37:28🔗 Drew That's the thing. My idea was on his collar. It wasn't in his skin yet.

37:31🔗 Adam Oh, I mean, it was actually, oh, it was on the collar of his shirt. Yeah.

37:34🔗 Caller All right.

37:34🔗 Adam So Tracy, do you have a shed or something you could move up to as far as a place to have sex?

37:42🔗 Caller Like it's the only place we can hang out at night where there's no cops around.

37:46🔗 Adam I see.

37:47🔗 Drew No cops?

37:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:48🔗 Drew How old is he?

37:49🔗 Caller Because like we go out at like two in the morning and like there's a lot of cops around.

37:53🔗 Drew Where are your parents?

37:54🔗 Caller My parents? Oh, they don't know I go out.

37:56🔗 Drew How old is he?

37:57🔗 Adam Two in the morning.

37:57🔗 Caller How old am I? Oh, he was 19.

38:00🔗 Adam 19 and you're 16.

38:02🔗 Caller Yeah, that's a big difference.

38:04🔗 Adam Yeah. All right. I think you guys need to step up to a storm drain or a gardener shed or something like that. Freeway underpass. But what is that where he takes you? Like on Valentine's Day and your anniversary. Honey, I got a nice refrigerator box. It's right under the overpass. It's beautiful. All we got to do is kick some hobos out of here and we're getting it on.

38:25🔗 Leeza Gibbons Don't you think your mother really knows what you're doing? Your parents have no idea that you're sneaking out.

38:29🔗 Caller My mom's taught me a few times, but I make a really good excuse.

38:35🔗 Leeza Gibbons What would be a really good excuse?

38:38🔗 Caller Well, one night when I was rolling, there was a really bad accident and a car caught on fire and I told my mom that some of my friends had gotten a really bad car accident and I just took a walk.

38:48🔗 Adam I see.

38:49🔗 Drew I know Dad here, Adam.

38:51🔗 Adam Where's Dad?

38:52🔗 Caller Where's my dad?

38:53🔗 Caller He's here.

38:53🔗 Adam Oh, he is? What's he doing? Just drinking?

38:56🔗 Caller No.

38:57🔗 Drew Oh, God.

38:57🔗 Caller My dad doesn't drink at all.

38:59🔗 Adam What's he do?

39:00🔗 Caller My dad, he works for the government.

39:01🔗 Adam I see.

39:01🔗 Drew Why aren't they parenting a little better?

39:03🔗 Caller Well, they're parenting better. It's just like, I'm going to do whatever I'm going to do. They can't stop me.

39:08🔗 Drew No.

39:09🔗 Caller No, really?

39:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

39:10🔗 Adam Well, I'd stop you.

39:10🔗 Caller They can, but they're not going to.

39:12🔗 Adam I'd hobble you.

39:14🔗 Caller You'd hobble me?

39:18🔗 Adam I really would. I'd put that four by four between your legs and whack you with a sledgehammer so you couldn't get out of there.

39:24🔗 Caller Well, I'm not doing anything bad.

39:26🔗 Adam You're not? No. You're getting attacked by wildlife and a 19-year-old out in the woods at two in the morning, for Christ's sake.

39:33🔗 Caller But I make good grades. I do everything I can.

39:35🔗 Adam You do?

39:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:36🔗 Adam All right. All right. What are you, an 11th grade?

39:39🔗 Caller Me? No, I'm a 10th grade.

39:41🔗 Adam I see. You're going off to college one day?

39:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:44🔗 Adam All right. Just listen. Don't get pregnant.

39:46🔗 Caller I don't plan to.

39:47🔗 Adam Have a piece of bark or a condom or something.

39:50🔗 Drew What are you doing to prevent the pregnancy?

39:52🔗 Caller Oh, I'm on birth control.

39:53🔗 Adam Fantastic.

39:55🔗 Leeza Gibbons And your mother knows that you're active sexually, obviously?

39:58🔗 Caller Yeah, I told her.

39:59🔗 Caller She took me to Planned Parenthood to get pills.

40:01🔗 Caller Right.

40:02🔗 Adam But your dad doesn't know, right?

40:04🔗 Caller Oh, God, no.

40:05🔗 Adam Yeah, I love that. I love, you know, Drew, you're going to have one of those relationships. No. Give it about, let's see, how old are your kids? Eight? Give it another three years. I say you're going to have one of those relationships where you're, Susan's carting the kids off to Planned Parenthood, you're oblivious. You know, you're having a talk with her fiancee when she's like 24 going, now be careful on her time and on the wedding night. And he's laughing his ass off.

40:33🔗 Leeza Gibbons God, it's just like, out at 2 a.m., I don't know. I mean, you have to think those parents must know they just don't want to deal with it.

40:41🔗 Adam Dad doesn't want to deal.

40:42🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a mix of denial and people in this country don't do the hard job of parenting.

40:47🔗 Adam That's right. A huge majority don't do it. Unlike Mexico, where they really step up to the challenge. Unacceptable. Yeah. All right, Drew, can we take a break? Are you done bashing on this country? Can you take a moment for that?

40:59🔗 Drew A moment, just a moment.

41:00🔗 Adam Leeza Gibbons is our guest tonight from Extra Extra Extra 7 O'clock.

41:12🔗 Caller We will be right back.

41:13🔗 Caller Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

41:33🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

41:49🔗 Adam It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew in Nashville, the Globetrotting Doctor. Wherever there's money, that's where you can find him, everyone. Lisa Givens is our guest tonight from Extra, 7 o'clock, NBC, Weeknights, and Dr. Drew doing some guest corresponding on the show. Tomorrow night, I will give out my cranberry recipe. I think it's very important. Every year, Leeza, every celebrity has its cause. For some, it's pediatric aids, other, it's heart disease or retarded kids. For me, it's cranberry sauce during Thanksgiving.

42:34🔗 Drew For the cranberry sauce, it's fighting against white trash cranberry.

42:39🔗 Adam Right, and the popular notion that it's okay to open a can of cranberries for Thanksgiving.

42:45🔗 Leeza Gibbons And just slice it up and throw it on the cut glass things.

42:47🔗 Adam Slice it up, slice it up right there in front of me like so much dog food.

42:52🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, it's not okay.

42:53🔗 Adam It is definitely not okay, especially considering how easy it is to make your own cranberry sauce at home. I'm not much of a cook, I make up a big batch every year and bring it with me to any festivity that I go to, much to the dismay of the person who is slaved in the kitchen for eight hours, but I will be god damned if I'm going to eat canned cranberries on Thanksgiving.

43:16🔗 Leeza Gibbons So you'll have instant coffee but not the canned cranberries.

43:19🔗 Adam No, I will not eat instant, I will not drink instant coffee.

43:22🔗 Leeza Gibbons You bring that with you too?

43:24🔗 Adam Well, my family, the Corollas are, we're going to change our name to the Retardus, I think actually, because my family, I got to get drunk and yell at them each and every Thanksgiving. There's that big conversation that goes around speaking of coffee. Because my families, they're sort of poor and they're sort of white trash and they're downtrodden and they kind of, they keep, they like it that way. So every year, it's the show of hands. Who wants coffee? This is the big controversy all the time. So I always raise my hand. I'd like some coffee. John, how about you? You want some coffee? John's got to think about it for 45 minutes.

44:04🔗 Caller That's a big decision.

44:05🔗 Adam Decaf? No, no coffee. As if it's his last meal or he's trying to pick out an automobile. My stepdad John would look at having a cup of coffee like making a purchase of a home. What are the closing costs on that cup of coffee? What kind of interest rate are we getting on that? Okay. So anyway, he'll have. So I'll raise my hand and then inevitably my sister will probably raise her hand. She'll have a cup of coffee. So there'll be eight of us there. Yeah. Then my mom comes up with this one. Well, if just two of you are going to have a cup of coffee, I'm going to make instant. Then, and this is me with a couple of high balls and a half a bottle of Chardonnay in me, where I then go on my white trash downtrodden riff, which is, I will not drink instant goddamn coffee. I make a pot of coffee every morning to my head. I drink it alone. Do you understand? Every morning. And this is where my mom starts getting angry because now I'm yelling. Mom, every morning, I don't care how late I am. I don't care if my flight's waiting for me to LAX. I don't care where I got to go or who I got to see. I make a pot of coffee for myself every goddamn morning. And you know why? Because I'm worth it.

45:30🔗 Anyone know why else?

45:31🔗 Adam Because it takes two minutes. It takes you two minutes and 28 seconds to boil the water, make the instant, and it takes two minutes and 44 seconds to put it in a coffee maker. And it's Thanksgiving and I'm having coffee.

45:46🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's just that you don't feel loved with the instant. That's all it is. It has nothing to do with your white trash, downtrodden superiority dance. You don't feel like your mother loves you if she makes the instant.

45:56🔗 Adam No, I know she doesn't love me. But she and then my grandmother, who has, I don't know when it is. I don't know what age you get to when you decide that freezing everything's a good idea. Like where you go, Oh, I'm not going to finish that bagel half. But if perhaps I put it in a freezer for four years, I'll thaw it out and eat it at some point.

46:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:17🔗 Adam Oh, and that tab of margarine.

46:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:19🔗 Adam On the little square.

46:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:21🔗 Adam But put that in the freezer next to it. They just start freezing everything.

46:25🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, my mother used to put it in the Ziploc bag.

46:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:28🔗 Leeza Gibbons Like soup, vegetable soup.

46:29🔗 Adam Right, right.

46:30🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yeah.

46:30🔗 Adam Put it in the bag and freeze it. And so everything becomes frozen. So the instant coffee that my grandmother, she has a, you know, even the regular coffee, it's like a chock full of nuts can with like a Warbond advertisement on the back of it.

46:48🔗 Leeza Gibbons In your freezer?

46:48🔗 Adam Yeah, in my grandmother's freezer. And she'll put, you know, I'll have to take like the business end of the spatch, like the handle, the spatch, or the break up enough to get it into the coffee machine.

46:59🔗 Leeza Gibbons Oh, I'm feeling bad because I have coffee in my freezer right now.

47:03🔗 Adam It's all right to have coffee in your freezer, but it should be the kind that you grind. It should be the whole bean variety. You see? Oh, yeah.

47:11🔗 So I'm going to give. I'm an elitist.

47:14🔗 Adam I'm going to give. I am going to give. I'm going to elevate everyone's game just a little bit. I see. I believe if you start acting a certain way, you will become that way.

47:24🔗 Leeza Gibbons I totally agree with that.

47:25🔗 Adam Absolutely. So I'm going to give my cranberry recipe tomorrow night, Drew. I know you'll be riveted.

47:31🔗 Drew I am holding my breath until we can get to it. Every year I wait for this.

47:36🔗 Leeza Gibbons We've just discovered that we live relatively near each other. And I was toying for a moment with the idea of, you know, inviting him over.

47:42🔗 Adam I may swing by.

47:44🔗 Leeza Gibbons You know, if he brings his own coffee and his own cranberry, this might not be bad.

47:47🔗 Adam I will absolutely bring it all. And whatever you got left, even if it's some giblets or bone, my grandmother will freeze it for next year.

47:56🔗 Leeza Gibbons Now, you know, I've kind of got a redneck pass to myself.

47:59🔗 Adam Oh, do you?

47:59🔗 Leeza Gibbons So we could probably, We could bond. really go to town there.

48:03🔗 Adam That's it. I'm going to Leeza's house for some hot toddies. We'll start a fire.

48:07🔗 Caller Well, Adam, get your husband out of there.

48:09🔗 Drew Adam does not have a redneck pass. He has a white trash pass.

48:13🔗 Adam Yeah, a little different. Yeah, rednecks have skills. They can fix things. All right.

48:17🔗 Drew Well, Sarah, Sarah is 20.

48:20🔗 Adam No, we got to take a break, Drew. Oh my God. Leeza, you're just staying for the first hour.

48:24🔗 Leeza Gibbons What happened? What happened? All these phone calls.

48:26🔗 Adam Oh baby, listen. Oh baby. Come back. Oh honey. I know it's sweet talking to you, but just come back after break and say bye and take a call. All right.

48:33🔗 Leeza Gibbons We'll do that.

48:34🔗 Adam All right. We'll be back.

48:36🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

48:55🔗 Caller Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Late Nights. Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7, The Buzz.

49:04🔗 Adam So your dad died, you got raped in a club, and now your marriage is suffering.

49:09🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah. And I think he's my soulmate.

49:13🔗 Adam Yeah, sure.

49:14🔗 Caller It's your soulmate. No, I mean really.

49:16🔗 Adam Hold on, did you say cellmate or soulmate?

49:18🔗 Caller Soul.

49:19🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

49:19🔗 Caller I see.

49:20🔗 Caller Listen to Loveline, weeknights from 10 to 1 on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

49:52🔗 Adam Love Live with the Very Hot Leeza Kimmins. Too long a beat in there, I almost got it right.

49:59🔗 I'm Adam Carolla, this is Dr. Drew over there.

50:00🔗 Adam It's Love Live 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Me and, hey, Drew, I was just explaining the difference between a sweet potato and a yam to Leeza.

50:10🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's been a Martha Stewart moment.

50:12🔗 Drew Pray tell.

50:13🔗 Adam She didn't know the difference between a sweet potato and a yam.

50:16🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, I didn't. I thought, well, no, I thought you could melt your marshmallows on either one.

50:21🔗 Adam No, you, you want me to?

50:22🔗 Leeza Gibbons My children, evidently, have been deprived all this time.

50:25🔗 Adam You candy the yams, not the sweet potatoes. Okay. So, sweet potato you make the pie out of.

50:29🔗 Leeza Gibbons Okay.

50:30🔗 Adam The sweet potato pie.

50:31🔗 So, what is a yam?

50:33🔗 Adam A yam is essentially a sweet potato on steroids. I mean, it's like, here's, here's what, here's the way it would break down, if you ask me. You have, let's say on the far right of the potato chart, you'd have yam and on the far left, you'd have a baking potato, just a regular russet potato, right?

50:52🔗 Caller Right.

50:53🔗 Adam Sweet potato would be closer to the yam on the chart, but toward the middle a little bit.

50:59🔗 Uh-huh.

51:00🔗 Adam If you get my drift, a sweet potato is somewhere between a yam and a regular potato, closer to the yam family.

51:07🔗 Wow!

51:08🔗 Caller All right.

51:09🔗 Adam My stepdad, John, he loves sweet potatoes, but he will not eat yams, and that's another thing that drives me insane each and every year, because I yell at him. A yam is more sweet potato, do you understand? It's a sweet potato plus more.

51:26🔗 Caller It's like a really good sweet potato.

51:28🔗 Adam How can you like sweet potatoes and not like yams?

51:30🔗 Leeza Gibbons Can't you just put enough brown sugar on it to make it okay?

51:32🔗 Adam You can.

51:33🔗 Leeza Gibbons And butter.

51:34🔗 Adam But using your logic, why not just start with a baking potato, put a ton of brown sugar and marshmallows on it.

51:39🔗 Leeza Gibbons I didn't realize you were such an epicurean.

51:42🔗 Adam If I knew what that meant, I would agree. Yes, I am. Thank you, Drew.

51:46🔗 Drew Adam, is Leeza trying to get out of here or not?

51:47🔗 Adam She put her jacket on.

51:49🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, only because it's cold and because, you know what, quite frankly, it makes me nervous just looking at the things written on your screen with these callers. It just kind of makes me nervous, so I do have to hear some phone calls.

52:00🔗 Adam All right, why don't you pick one? Do you have one that jumps out? Oh, I see we have one. Sarah. Well, take Sarah and then Leeza can pick the next one. Sarah, you're 21. What's up?

52:10🔗 Caller Oh my God. Hi, I'm good.

52:12🔗 Adam Good. How are you doing?

52:13🔗 Caller Pretty good. How are you?

52:14🔗 Caller Good.

52:14🔗 Adam What do you want?

52:16🔗 Caller Um, I'm calling because I have completely lost my sex drive.

52:21🔗 Adam What happened?

52:22🔗 Leeza Gibbons At 21?

52:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:25🔗 Caller Um, I don't know. Like, I have a boyfriend and we've been together, I guess, like a year and a half. And I just, within the last few months, I've just lost it.

52:34🔗 Adam What's he doing? Is he doing anything wrong?

52:37🔗 Caller No.

52:38🔗 Adam Emotionally?

52:39🔗 Caller No.

52:39🔗 Adam He's not disappointing you in any way?

52:42🔗 Caller Not in any way. I still find him extremely attractive and I still love him.

52:45🔗 Drew More importantly, when a young, healthy adult suddenly loses libido, more often than not, that's medication. Are you taking a new medication?

52:54🔗 Caller No. Last year I was a lot, but not now.

52:56🔗 Drew What were you taking?

52:58🔗 Caller I was on something called Prevacid. I had a lot of stomach problems last year. No.

53:02🔗 Drew It's a stomach medicine. How about birth control pill? Yeah.

53:06🔗 Caller I am on that.

53:07🔗 Drew When did you start that?

53:09🔗 Caller Last December.

53:10🔗 Leeza Gibbons Doesn't sound like you need it though.

53:12🔗 Caller Seriously?

53:13🔗 Adam What? Really? Do you think you may be falling out of love with this guy?

53:17🔗 Caller No. Not at all. It's not that. I don't even feel like masturbating or anything anymore either.

53:25🔗 Drew Are you sure there's no change in the dose of your birth control pill or anything like that? No. Are you excessively exercising or training for sports or anything of that sort?

53:37🔗 Caller No.

53:38🔗 Drew Really, when it's a tangible loss, when sex is sort of like, why bother? That's usually a biological event. I mean, that's something that's sort of very absolute shutdown. That rings of biology for me.

53:51🔗 Adam Did you put some weight on, Sarah?

53:54🔗 Caller No, not at all.

53:55🔗 Adam You just laughed when Drew asked if you're working out. So you're fat.

53:59🔗 Caller No, no, no, no.

54:01🔗 Leeza Gibbons Are you getting like girls who are anorexic or whatever?

54:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:05🔗 Drew Right. They'll lose a little bit of that.

54:07🔗 Adam Okay. So, hey, Sarah? So it's not medication. It's not any weight change. It's not depression. You're happy with your mate, right?

54:16🔗 Caller Yes.

54:17🔗 Adam And you just feel not only shut down toward him, but even when you're alone.

54:22🔗 Caller Yeah, pretty much.

54:22🔗 Adam How about kickstarting yourself with a little sex? You know, how about just holding still, letting him have sex with you?

54:30🔗 Caller No, I do. It's not that we don't ever.

54:32🔗 Caller Fantastic.

54:34🔗 Adam You're just not into it.

54:35🔗 Caller Not like I used to be. No, I used to really enjoy it.

54:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

54:39🔗 Drew Yeah. Were you overactive before, maybe?

54:43🔗 Caller I think so. My first years of college, I think I was.

54:46🔗 Adam Did something happen in your past that's coming back to haunt you emotionally?

54:51🔗 Caller Well, yeah. I mean, I was molested when I was 12.

54:55🔗 Adam There we go. Well, that was the only, that was the, we had to flip the final card.

54:59🔗 Drew Yeah. There's one other card here to go, I think. And is there, is there bipolar illness in your family?

55:04🔗 Caller Not that I know of. There's a lot of high anxiety. And I used to be really depressed when I was in high school, but.

55:10🔗 Adam Who molested you when you were growing up?

55:12🔗 Caller I didn't know him. It was a complete stranger.

55:15🔗 Adam Oh, refreshing. And you never mean it. Was it a consistent thing or just happened once?

55:22🔗 Caller A one time thing.

55:23🔗 Drew So I'm sort of a rape.

55:24🔗 Caller Almost, yeah.

55:26🔗 Adam I see.

55:26🔗 Caller I mean, I got away, so it wasn't, but.

55:29🔗 Adam Yeah. That sounds like it could contribute, but that still doesn't sound like all of it.

55:34🔗 Drew And how often are you having sex now?

55:38🔗 Caller Maybe once every few weeks.

55:41🔗 Drew How much when you were sort of peaking? How frequently?

55:44🔗 Caller Almost. At least every other day, I guess.

55:47🔗 Drew OK.

55:48🔗 Caller All right.

55:49🔗 Adam All right. Well, I don't know what the answer to this one is. I mean, Drew, what about this? And Leeza as well. You know, if you took your life, you could probably you'd see cycles. Oh, absolutely. There were times, especially with women, where a lot of women, I know you said surprised earlier in the call that, oh, at 21, you lost your sex drive. But there's a lot of women who are doing it a lot more 31 than they are 21. And they're sort of everyone sort of has their their salad days, as it were. And maybe she's just going through a little ebb and flow sort of situation here. I mean, I don't want to I don't want to make it too easy. But maybe that maybe that's a contributing factor.

56:32🔗 Drew And certainly she sounds like she has some mood instabilities and that can contribute to those sorts of cycles.

56:37🔗 Adam Let's let Lisa pick out another call.

56:41🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, I was I was kind of interested because I don't I've I've never really heard this. And I know Drew has the answer and I'm sure that Adam, you've done this before. Let's go to the underwater sex call.

56:52🔗 Adam Oh, really?

56:52🔗 Leeza Gibbons Is that OK?

56:53🔗 Adam No, I masturbated my uncle's jacuzzi once. If that's what you're talking about. What line is that?

56:58🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's it's five line.

57:00🔗 Five.

57:01🔗 Caller Erica.

57:02🔗 Caller Yes.

57:03🔗 Adam You're 16. What's up?

57:06🔗 Caller I was wondering what is the safest way to have sex underwater?

57:10🔗 Adam Well, the first off, you got to come up for air every few minutes. So you have to find the right.

57:15🔗 Caller I mean, I mean, like not like totally submerged.

57:18🔗 Adam I see.

57:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:20🔗 Leeza Gibbons Are you talking like in the ocean, a hot tub, a pool?

57:24🔗 Caller Like in a hot tub.

57:25🔗 Drew And what is the safety issue we're addressing here?

57:28🔗 Caller Well, like, like I was thinking about it and it seems like a condom would just like slip off easily, wisely or like not stay on properly.

57:37🔗 Drew Yeah, there's a concern for that. Yeah, well, not necessarily.

57:40🔗 Adam Well, I mean, they have like those caps that the swimmers wear and stuff. Those don't come off. It's sort of a condom for your head if you think about it.

57:48🔗 Drew That's right. You got to pay attention. That's all.

57:49🔗 Adam You know, my, yeah, go ahead, Drew.

57:51🔗 Drew Go ahead, Adam.

57:52🔗 Adam I was going to tell Leeza, my technique was I don the condom and then I give it a little shot from the jacuzzi jet just to kind of blow, you know, a little something extra in there for the ladies. And then I just quickly tied off at the top there and I go to town.

58:07🔗 Caller You know, I mean, it's like, you know, Erica, like floating on air.

58:12🔗 Drew Erica was 16.

58:14🔗 Adam Erica, how old is your boyfriend?

58:16🔗 Caller 18.

58:17🔗 Adam I see. Fantabulous. Whose jacuzzi is this?

58:20🔗 Caller His.

58:21🔗 Adam Uh-huh. And do you wear a condom when you're on on land?

58:26🔗 Caller Yes.

58:27🔗 Adam You do? This could be dangerous. You might get you pregnant here.

58:33🔗 Drew Well, you just got to pay attention.

58:34🔗 Caller I'm also on the pill, but I also wear a condom. I also make him wear a condom.

58:38🔗 Drew Right. You're fine.

58:40🔗 Caller Can't be safe enough.

58:40🔗 Drew For birth control. You're well protected. Wow. Yeah.

58:44🔗 Adam Are you having him wear the condom for birth control or STDs?

58:48🔗 Caller Well, he was a virgin when we had sex first, so it's not so much for the STDs. It's just because I don't want to have to deal with ever getting pregnant.

58:57🔗 Adam I see.

58:58🔗 Caller Don't worry.

58:58🔗 Drew Just take the pill properly.

58:59🔗 Adam All right, Erica. Yeah, that wasn't so bad. Turns out the guy was 18. He was a virgin, a little hot tub love.

59:08🔗 Leeza Gibbons Hot tub love.

59:10🔗 Adam Brian?

59:11🔗 Yes?

59:11🔗 Adam You're 19. What's up?

59:13🔗 Caller I just wanted to call and say hi to Leeza.

59:15🔗 Leeza Gibbons Hi, Brian.

59:16🔗 How's it going?

59:17🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's very nice of you. It's going well, actually.

59:19🔗 Well, good. Are you enjoying your job at Extra?

59:22🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yeah, it's good. It's working out well. You know, I've only been there a couple of months in that amount of time. We've seen some pretty dramatic changes, and I worked for ET for a lot of years, so I'm excited to get back and talk to celebrities. I enjoy that. It's one of the perks, Adam, of going out to all the movies.

59:47🔗 Adam No, no. I make the scene. Who are you talking to?

59:49🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, I know you do.

59:50🔗 Adam I can be found on just about every red carpet in town.

59:53🔗 Drew You know what, Leeza, that people can't really see from the television set is the quality of the organization. And there's really excellent producers and the executives that are really, you know, it shows through, it does.

1:00:05🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, no, no, they're really, no, he's not sucking up. It is. It's a talented team of people. It's really, it's really fun to work there. And, you know, I like the, I like the diversity. I like the consumer stuff. I like the medical stuff. You know, and I'm very, very happy, honest to goodness, that Drew is working with us on Sex and Relationship Because I think people are, I mean, obviously, it's an area that people are wildly interested in, and it's challenging to find a way to cover it that's...

1:00:33🔗 Drew Tasteful?

1:00:34🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, it's tasteful and it's also substantive and real and all of that.

1:00:40🔗 Adam Be honest, who was your first choice? Was it Dean Adell, was it Dr. Laura? Who did your people go after? How many folks did you get to before Drew?

1:00:50🔗 Drew They wanted you, Adam, first.

1:00:51🔗 Adam Dr. John, Dr. J, Dr. Dre, Dr. Hogley Wogley from the Tyler, Texas barbecue and Puff Daddy.

1:01:01🔗 Leeza Gibbons Puff Daddy was our first choice, but we couldn't get him.

1:01:03🔗 Adam So you eventually ended up with Drew because the price was right. And what about Mary Hart? How much do you hate her?

1:01:10🔗 Leeza Gibbons What about Mary Hart? How do we get to Mary Hart?

1:01:14🔗 Adam You must hate her.

1:01:15🔗 Leeza Gibbons I do not. Really?

1:01:17🔗 Adam Why? Why don't you hate her?

1:01:19🔗 Drew Why would she? Why wouldn't she?

1:01:20🔗 Adam I don't know. I want to know too. Why don't you hate her?

1:01:23🔗 Leeza Gibbons Because there's nothing to hate about her. Really?

1:01:25🔗 Caller Is she a nice woman?

1:01:26🔗 Leeza Gibbons She's a great lady. She's a good mom. And she's, you know, 20 years been doing that show.

1:01:31🔗 Caller Oh, my God.

1:01:32🔗 Leeza Gibbons You know, that's pretty phenomenal, actually.

1:01:34🔗 Adam But didn't she have her legs insured or some sort of nonsense?

1:01:37🔗 Leeza Gibbons What a great bit of PR that was.

1:01:38🔗 Adam I know. But I don't trust that.

1:01:40🔗 Leeza Gibbons I think it was for like a day.

1:01:43🔗 Adam All right.

1:01:43🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, what about Lopez having her booty insured?

1:01:46🔗 Adam I know more and more publicist nonsense. And oh, Mary sings. Oh, remember when Mary was giving people epileptic seizures?

1:01:55🔗 Leeza Gibbons Oh, the sound of the voice or something? Yeah.

1:01:57🔗 Adam That was my favorite part of ET. That must have been, oh, I'm going to say that was like, I don't know, 86 or something.

1:02:06🔗 Leeza Gibbons It was somewhere back in the 80s.

1:02:08🔗 Adam It was kind of early. Drew, did you remember that story? You know about seizures, right?

1:02:14🔗 Drew I do.

1:02:15🔗 Adam Certain things can trigger them?

1:02:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:17🔗 Caller Am I right?

1:02:18🔗 Drew Kind of.

1:02:19🔗 Adam Well, you were talking about it the other night on the show, that certain things can trigger seizures.

1:02:22🔗 Drew I was talking about cocaine and triggering seizures, I believe.

1:02:24🔗 Adam All right. Go ahead. Don't crap on my point. Coke, Mary Hartz, all the same. There was somebody who was calling from, some woman in the Midwest who would-

1:02:35🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, it was a guy, wasn't it?

1:02:36🔗 Adam Was it a guy? I don't know. He or she was having seizures because of Mary's voice. I'm sure it was nonsense.

1:02:46🔗 Leeza Gibbons Has Mary ever been here with you?

1:02:47🔗 Adam No, we have not been together. Is she a good person?

1:02:50🔗 Leeza Gibbons She is.

1:02:50🔗 Caller Really?

1:02:51🔗 Leeza Gibbons You need to invite her to come over. You'd have a good time with her.

1:02:53🔗 Caller All right.

1:02:54🔗 Adam I certainly will. What's that, Drew?

1:02:58🔗 Drew I'm blanking your former partner name.

1:03:01🔗 Adam Who's your former partner name?

1:03:02🔗 Leeza Gibbons John Tesh.

1:03:04🔗 Adam John Tesh comes on quite a bit.

1:03:06🔗 Leeza Gibbons We love Teshie.

1:03:07🔗 Adam Yes, we do love him.

1:03:08🔗 Leeza Gibbons We do.

1:03:09🔗 Caller It's not popular to love him, but I'll admit it anyway.

1:03:12🔗 Leeza Gibbons I've never understood it.

1:03:14🔗 Adam Well, there's certain guys like Tesh and Hasselhoff and Dr. Drew, who you just don't want to be associated with. You're considered a geek or a square, not with it, not now, not edgy. And there's a handful of guys. Like we love John Tesh and we love Tom Arnold, two of the most hated people in show business, and a downtown Julie Brown. I really enjoy it too.

1:03:38🔗 Leeza Gibbons She's fabulous.

1:03:39🔗 Adam I know, but everyone hates her. They really do. I don't, I listen, there's certain people that are hated for no good reason and a certain, oh, I know. I'll add Carrot Top to that list. There's certain people that people just don't seem to like, but I find myself liking them.

1:03:55🔗 Drew Well, they happen to be great people.

1:03:57🔗 Adam I guess so. Or they're just so effed up and needy, we feel sorry for them. It's one or the other. Not in Tesh's case though. He's a good man, he's a very, very solid man.

1:04:09🔗 Leeza Gibbons He is not, however, and Drew, let me just make this point here. First of all, Brian, thank you so much. That was very nice of you to be concerned about my extra experience. Now, Drew, this week, when you guys watch Extra, you're going to see him doing the sex survey thing. And I just want to get that in before I go. Oh, I see, yeah. Before I go, you know, I had to plug in and self-promote.

1:04:29🔗 Drew Any tidbits about the sex survey you want to throw out there?

1:04:32🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, the thing that interested me was, would you have sex to get a promotion at work?

1:04:38🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:04:40🔗 Adam Bend over, Anderson.

1:04:41🔗 Leeza Gibbons A surprising number of people said they would.

1:04:43🔗 Adam I'm going to take a Leica's spot tomorrow.

1:04:45🔗 Drew I think it was surprising, if I remember it. Oh, really? More men said they would by a large margin than women.

1:04:50🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yeah.

1:04:51🔗 Drew And it's sort of stereotypically something you worry that women get stopped having to do. But men sort of want to take that on and carry that banner.

1:04:59🔗 Adam Yeah, but you're not probably.

1:05:00🔗 Leeza Gibbons You know what? I think that the good news for women in this is it shows that there are, you know, theoretically more women in positions of power to promote the men. So I think that's good for one for our side.

1:05:11🔗 Adam No, hold on.

1:05:13🔗 Drew It doesn't specify sex with women.

1:05:14🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, it did not.

1:05:15🔗 Adam That is a complete hypothetical.

1:05:17🔗 Leeza Gibbons It was.

1:05:18🔗 Adam And listen, the equivalent of having, of course, every guy is going to say he'd gladly have sex with, with, whoever, with his boss to move forward in his career, but he's picturing some chick off the set of Ally McBeal.

1:05:34🔗 Leeza Gibbons It's like the Sex and the City Girls.

1:05:36🔗 Adam Demi Moore with the glasses and the hair in the bun and the smart business suit and the heels. And they're not picturing some guy named Roscoe with a big ass who they got to blow before. Give me a hug. Yeah, I mean, I'll tell you, you want to be truthful about this for guys. You say there's a male boss you have to have sex with and then it becomes somewhat, somewhat analogous for men and women. Yeah. Because that's an extra bonus. You get a promotion and you get to bang somebody. Fantastic. Sign me up. Bring it on. Bring it on. So men say they would do this and women. Here's the hypothetical I've always wanted to ask. And forget about these surveys. Start asking bizarre hypotheticals. You know, who would you have sex with like Stalin or Hitler? You know, bizarre morbid hypothetical questions. Because that's entertaining.

1:06:31🔗 Drew Interesting enough, one of the things that Leeza and the extra crew is going to allow me to do is to go out into interesting places and just take a mic and ask questions of people in interesting places about their lives and relationships.

1:06:42🔗 Adam Huel Hauser is going to make fun of you in a year.

1:06:44🔗 Caller Oh, but I could be asking.

1:06:46🔗 Adam You'll be at the Lari Seasoning Plant in Glendale interviewing one of the guys with the hairnets on.

1:06:53🔗 Drew I may be asking him, though, would he have sex with Hitler? Or with Ava Braun?

1:07:01🔗 Adam Ava Braun. All right, listen, here's...

1:07:04🔗 Leeza Gibbons Drew is asking the direct questions.

1:07:06🔗 Adam I know.

1:07:07🔗 Drew I'm really looking forward to that. That is going to be a very interesting segment.

1:07:10🔗 Adam No, I've said this about Drew. He does. He asks the hard questions that other people won't ask and don't care about.

1:07:16🔗 Caller I've said that many times.

1:07:18🔗 Adam But here's the hypothetical I've always wanted as somebody to ask. And I'll ask you, Leeza. I know the answer you're going to give me.

1:07:26🔗 Caller But please...

1:07:26🔗 Leeza Gibbons Well, maybe you don't.

1:07:27🔗 Adam Please let me talk you into the answer I want.

1:07:29🔗 Leeza Gibbons As long as there's no cranberry softs involved.

1:07:32🔗 Adam No, but I may swing by on Thursday.

1:07:35🔗 Leeza Gibbons No, you're very invited.

1:07:36🔗 Adam And I'll be good and loaded by that time, too. So the party's really going to start.

1:07:39🔗 Leeza Gibbons Bring your whole bean coffee.

1:07:40🔗 Adam Here's the hypothetical. And it's tough for you because you work in a sort of environment, in your sort of the big cheese over there. But close your eyes for a moment. Obviously, I don't want you to mention him over the air. But close your eyes if you would.

1:07:54🔗 Leeza Gibbons Okay.

1:07:55🔗 Adam I'm going to feel her up, Drew. So close your eyes.

1:07:58🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yes.

1:07:59🔗 Caller And picture... I'm so...

1:08:00🔗 Adam Picture... Shush up, Drew. Picture...

1:08:02🔗 Leeza Gibbons I think it's good. I think it's... I need to go.

1:08:05🔗 Adam Picture right after this hypothetical. Picture the most unattractive man you work with.

1:08:11🔗 Leeza Gibbons Why am I doing this?

1:08:12🔗 Adam This is part of my hypothetical.

1:08:13🔗 Leeza Gibbons Okay. Yeah. Got it.

1:08:14🔗 Adam You got it. I don't care if the guy's a grip.

1:08:17🔗 Leeza Gibbons Got it.

1:08:18🔗 Adam It could be a PA, a producer, a makeup guy, whoever. Just you got... There's always one of these guys floating around your work. Right. Any time you work somewhere with more than five people, there's one really unattractive guy that grosses out every woman in the office. And it's like his name is Russ and he's in sales. And every once in a while, when you guys are having a few margaritas after work, keep them closed.

1:08:41🔗 Caller They go, yeah, well, you'll have to make out with Russ for five minutes.

1:08:44🔗 Adam And that girl's going, oh, look at the heebie-jeebies. Okay, so you've got that guy pictured.

1:08:48🔗 Leeza Gibbons Yes, he's in mind.

1:08:49🔗 Adam He's in mind. Okay, now, here's the hypothetical.

1:08:53🔗 Leeza Gibbons Go.

1:08:54🔗 Adam You either have sex with this man, we'll call him Russ. It's just a quickie. It's just a one night thing.

1:09:01🔗 Caller It's not a big date.

1:09:03🔗 Adam It's not a courtship.

1:09:04🔗 Leeza Gibbons No one has to see us.

1:09:06🔗 Adam Nobody sees you and nobody knows.

1:09:07🔗 Leeza Gibbons Okay.

1:09:08🔗 Adam And, as a matter of fact, when you're done, Russ doesn't even know. Oh, he knows it during that time. But when you're done, he zips his pants up, he doesn't know, and nobody knows. You know, nobody else knows at work. Or, you do not have sex with Russ, but everybody in that office at Extra, everyone from the catering guy to the headline producer knows you had sex with Russ, just knows it. Including Russ, and there's no, even though you didn't, and there's no way you're gonna talk anybody out of it. I mean, they know it, they know it like you know your son's name. You see what I'm saying?

1:09:49🔗 Drew And by the way, this is the crap that I was thinking about all day.

1:09:52🔗 Adam There's a great hypothetical.

1:09:55🔗 Leeza Gibbons It really is. Which would you rather?

1:09:57🔗 Adam Yeah, which would you rather? Now, most guys would say, oh, screw it, I'll just have a couple of beers and do it. Get it over with. I don't want to deal with it. And most women, the first time around, they go, I don't care. My virtue, my pride is worth more than anything. Let people say what they want. Let them think what they want. I know the truth, but it's nonsense, because I say to them, you're going to show up Monday morning, and every person, and every time that PA who hands you the coffee is going to be thinking about Russ. They're all going to picture big disgusting Russ on you. And eventually, if I have enough time, I can work them and whittle them down to them going, how long do I have to have sex with Russ? And I go, just 10 minutes, just long enough for Russ to finish up.

1:10:41🔗 Caller And they go, okay, fine.

1:10:43🔗 Adam So what do you think? No, come on, everybody, everyone. John Tash swings by the set, he's high-fiving Russ.

1:10:50🔗 Caller Nope.

1:10:51🔗 Caller Everyone at that set.

1:10:53🔗 Adam Dr. Drew's giving Russ a little elbow.

1:10:58🔗 Caller Russ wants a little penicillin from Dr. Drew.

1:11:00🔗 Adam He's not sure he didn't wear a condom.

1:11:03🔗 Caller Evolution, like you do in high school.

1:11:06🔗 Caller Everybody at that show knows. They're all talking. They're laughing behind your back.

1:11:10🔗 Adam Then the Christmas party rolls around.

1:11:12🔗 Leeza Gibbons Oh, and we're right there now.

1:11:14🔗 Adam People are drinking.

1:11:15🔗 Caller They're drinking.

1:11:16🔗 Leeza Gibbons And it starts to get around.

1:11:18🔗 Caller And the kids are there.

1:11:19🔗 Adam And the husband is there. And people are talking. And they know it.

1:11:23🔗 Leeza Gibbons But the hypothetical doesn't work.

1:11:24🔗 Adam Come on, you get it over with.

1:11:25🔗 Leeza Gibbons Russ is so disgusting. The hypothetical doesn't work because people would never assume that you'd be with them, right?

1:11:32🔗 Adam But they know it.

1:11:33🔗 Caller They know it. They know it like you know your son's name.

1:11:36🔗 Leeza Gibbons They think you just got drunk and you just messed up.

1:11:38🔗 Adam They just know it.

1:11:39🔗 Leeza Gibbons What would happen?

1:11:40🔗 Drew This is the beauty of the hypothetical.

1:11:42🔗 Caller It's an X-Files. It's an X-Files.

1:11:43🔗 Adam They don't weigh it. It's even more disconcerting. It's like, Leeza, I thought she was a family woman. I can't believe that. Oh, and he's so disgusting. What is she thinking? But they know it. Yeah. You get it over with. Get it over with. One quick night.

1:12:01🔗 Leeza Gibbons Come on. No.

1:12:03🔗 Drew You would so.

1:12:05🔗 Caller You liar.

1:12:06🔗 Leeza Gibbons Whoever I know named Russ now doesn't have a prayer. Russ is always going to be that guy with the hairy back now.

1:12:12🔗 Adam All right. Oh, I bet she'd do it. I don't have any hair on my back, please. Drew is like a burn victim. He's like a prepudessant burn victim.

1:12:25🔗 Drew Yeah, but how about your backside?

1:12:26🔗 Adam All right. So listen, it's the winter.

1:12:30🔗 Caller All right.

1:12:31🔗 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. I want to say bye to Leeza.

1:12:35🔗 Caller Hi, Drew.

1:12:36🔗 Leeza Gibbons Travel safely. I'll see you next week.

1:12:38🔗 Drew Thank you. We'll do things.

1:12:40🔗 Caller All right.

1:12:40🔗 Adam And we'll be back.

1:12:45🔗 Caller Loveline, I'll be right back, so get your problems ready.

1:13:03🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7 The Buzz.

1:13:20🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Big cranberry recipe tomorrow night. Tell me I don't know our demographic on this show, Drew.

1:13:30🔗 Drew They are glued to that topic.

1:13:31🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm sure.

1:13:34🔗 Drew So did Leeza make it out in one piece?

1:13:35🔗 Adam Leeza made it out of here.

1:13:37🔗 Drew Oh my God.

1:13:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:13:39🔗 Drew You had her head of steam behind you, didn't you?

1:13:40🔗 Adam I think she dug me.

1:13:42🔗 Drew Well, I think you thought so.

1:13:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:45🔗 Adam Leeza's one of these women who makes guys feel good. You know? Yeah. She's a pretty person who is not really interested in you, but can act somewhat interested in you, and she makes you feel good about yourself.

1:13:57🔗 Drew You can imagine she has to compensate for that by punching a bag or something later.

1:14:01🔗 Adam She must just go home and she goes home and beats the crap out of her kids every night.

1:14:06🔗 Drew Oh, that dirt bag.

1:14:08🔗 Caller Oh, I want half of this.

1:14:10🔗 Drew The whole time making him feel good.

1:14:12🔗 Adam She's probably sitting in a tub right now with a loofah trying to scrape herself clean.

1:14:17🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:14:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:19🔗 Adam All right. But she didn't give in to my hypothetical Drew. She really didn't. I really I could have broken her off the air. I know I could have. Where are we going with these calls?

1:14:28🔗 Drew Right here to Matt.

1:14:29🔗 Caller Matt?

1:14:30🔗 Caller Yeah. How's it going?

1:14:31🔗 Adam Good.

1:14:32🔗 Caller I want to say that I am also an atheist with a high tolerance of pain and sensitive nipples too.

1:14:39🔗 Adam Wow. Were peas in a pod.

1:14:41🔗 Caller And I gave the thumbs up in the mirror yesterday. But anyway. All right. I'm having a problem. Like, well, I mean, I've had I've received oral sex before.

1:14:53🔗 Adam You have received oral sex.

1:14:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:55🔗 Adam And so, I mean, I don't know.

1:14:58🔗 Caller This one was out of the ordinary. And it's like I'm it's like they're twitching all day.

1:15:06🔗 Drew What is?

1:15:07🔗 Caller My testicles.

1:15:08🔗 Adam I see.

1:15:09🔗 Caller And it was like a different orgasm. It like almost hurt. So yeah.

1:15:15🔗 Adam Now, what do you what do you chalk this up to? I mean, technique.

1:15:20🔗 Caller Uh, she was like pressing on some spot below.

1:15:25🔗 Adam I see. And what spot would that have been?

1:15:28🔗 Caller What's that?

1:15:29🔗 Adam What spot would that have been?

1:15:31🔗 Caller Um, I don't know, like above the it's like the perineum, I think.

1:15:36🔗 Adam Perineum. There you go.

1:15:37🔗 Drew Way back there, huh?

1:15:39🔗 Caller I was also looking, I mean, maybe you guys can, uh, shed some light on this, but like in the book section, there's these books saying about men can be multi-orgasmic.

1:15:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:15:51🔗 Caller Is that Hocus Pocus or what?

1:15:53🔗 Adam Yeah, that's pretty much bogus. That's just a bunch of fags trying to make a buck. But it really is.

1:15:58🔗 Drew She was trying to get you to have a retrograde ejaculation so nothing would come out of you. Okay. Did that happen?

1:16:07🔗 Caller I mean, she questioned, I mean, I felt, it felt like twice as much, but she questioned.

1:16:13🔗 Drew Yeah, but pressing hard back there makes it go back up into your bladder.

1:16:16🔗 Adam Matt, what did you do? Go to one of those ranches in Nevada and get some fifty-five-year-old prostitute?

1:16:24🔗 Caller No. She's a good girl, man.

1:16:26🔗 Adam Well, I'm just saying, she knows her way around a set of nuts. Yeah, but you know, that is a sort of diabolical scheme. All you girls should listen up, which is if you can put pressure in just the right place at just the right time, you could save yourself a trip to the bathroom.

1:16:45🔗 Caller I'm back today. I'm out of it today. I can't even work out.

1:16:48🔗 Drew But because of what she did to you?

1:16:50🔗 Caller Yeah, like this morning.

1:16:53🔗 Adam So well, you know, Drew, I'm with Matt and I've said this many a time. Any time you interrupt something, your body is about to do at the last minute. I believe it hurts it. Sneezing, cramping, peeing, vomiting, coming, whatever it is you're about to do.

1:17:12🔗 Drew It's a gerund, ing.

1:17:13🔗 Adam Whatever you're inging and somebody tries to nip it, it's going to hurt something.

1:17:18🔗 Drew Yeah. And the spasm may just be the cremasteric muscles sort of quivering it later.

1:17:23🔗 Adam But Russ?

1:17:24🔗 Adam, you son of a bitch.

1:17:26🔗 Adam Russ, it's like you're the name I used on the hypothetical ugly office guy.

1:17:31🔗 You have no idea how much crap I'm going to get for my buddies tomorrow. Oh my God. I'm going to have to just...

1:17:39🔗 Adam Leeza would rather kill herself than sleep with you, according to my hypothetical.

1:17:42🔗 Oh my God. And then she made the hairy back reference and I about jumped out of my car.

1:17:46🔗 Adam What's up, Russ?

1:17:48🔗 It's just you got to pick a different name when you're describing...

1:17:51🔗 Adam I'm sorry. I'm going to go with Larry next time.

1:17:55🔗 Larry is much better.

1:17:56🔗 Adam What's up, Russ?

1:17:57🔗 Oh my God. No, that's it. I just...

1:17:59🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:18:01🔗 You were killing me. I was squirming in the seat to begin with and then she made the hairy back reference and I about jumped out of my car.

1:18:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Chicks don't like hair on guys and it's getting worse and worse because now they're giving birth to women who hate it even more. I've really learned that. I would like to find some sort of hair chart. Whereas in the 50s, women didn't even know they could hate hair on a man.

1:18:28🔗 Drew Well, they're shaving now too.

1:18:30🔗 Adam They're waxing and plucking and shaving and then it got to like the 70s and they still weren't quite sure. They started to get an inkling that they weren't nuts about it and we started getting into the 80s and their little movement, little grass roots movement started to swell amongst women of not liking hair and around the mid 90s is where it really started to come into full effect and now it's like, hey, if you got eyebrows, you're screwed. When did women decide they wanted to start dating teenage boys? And listen, I understand that a hair on a man's back is not an attractive sight but most men and I underline the word men are going to have some hair on them, at least on the front side and there's a lot of women who don't think men should have hair on them period and you pussies out there are now complying in shaving your faggity selves and ruining it for the rest of us who actually have hair and have too much dignity and or are too lazy to shave themselves. See, now you pussies shave, then the women see you and now they think we're supposed to be like you and that is now ruining it for everyone.

1:19:46🔗 Drew All right, Elsa's 14.

1:19:48🔗 Adam Hold on, how dare you Anderson? Anderson suggested that me zapping the hair that was all around my Adam's apple was some sort of a vanity based move when in terms it was a legitimate medical problem. I had shaving rash.

1:20:05🔗 Drew Ingrown hairs.

1:20:06🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:20:07🔗 Drew The heartbreak of ingrown hairs.

1:20:10🔗 Adam Elsa?

1:20:11🔗 Drew Yes, you had to have a laser on your faggity self as you say.

1:20:14🔗 Adam Yeah? Oh my god. There were so many of those faggity guys in there. They were getting their backs done, they were getting their ass cracked done, they were getting the back of their necks done. It's pathetic.

1:20:26🔗 Drew I'm going to get hair removed.

1:20:27🔗 Adam And Drew laughs like a mad man because he has zero hair on him, zero, zero. I mean, does your wife know the difference between you and another woman when she's in bed with you?

1:20:37🔗 Drew What you're freaking out about is I don't have any hair on my arms.

1:20:40🔗 Adam You don't have hair on your arms. You do not have what we call a normal, what do you call that, Drew?

1:20:46🔗 Drew Male escutcheon.

1:20:48🔗 Adam Male escutcheon. You don't have nothing on your underarms, nothing around the nads. You have no hair on you. I've seen you, Drew. You're 40 something years old. You have no hair on your body. That's why I like hanging out with Jimmy.

1:21:03🔗 Drew He makes you feel good.

1:21:07🔗 Adam No, let me tell you. How dare you? Let me tell you some about the hair on me. It's in all the right places except for the ass. Thank you. All right.

1:21:14🔗 Drew Elsa.

1:21:16🔗 Caller Yeah. My dad, he's spending way too much time with his girlfriend other than me.

1:21:22🔗 Drew Have you told him that?

1:21:23🔗 Caller Yeah. And he keeps throwing the same comment in my face.

1:21:28🔗 Drew What's that?

1:21:28🔗 Caller By time, I can do what I want.

1:21:31🔗 Drew Oh, that's, that's, but it hurts you. Did you tell him that?

1:21:36🔗 Caller No. He thinks...

1:21:38🔗 Drew You got to tell him that, Elsa. He's in denial. Listen, our parents in this country are so effed up. They believe that nothing they do affects kids. Kids are resilient and affect everything they do affect kids. And you have the wherewithal, at least, to stand up and, A, feel it and B, say something about it. Now go all the way and tell him that it hurts.

1:21:55🔗 Caller He's like... It's like he wants to... He only hangs out with his girlfriend because she, like, puts out for him. And it's like...

1:22:05🔗 Drew That's right. That's right.

1:22:07🔗 Caller That's the thing he can't do with me, so he'd rather spend time with her.

1:22:11🔗 Drew Well, you're... You're... You're really demeaning.

1:22:13🔗 Adam You never say, can't. I mean, it's...

1:22:16🔗 Drew You're demeaning yourself. That's not...

1:22:17🔗 Adam Well, how do you know she puts out for him?

1:22:20🔗 Caller Because he told me, and it was really awkward when he did.

1:22:24🔗 Drew Oh, man, it's also gonna get back at dad.

1:22:27🔗 Caller Oh, hold on a second.

1:22:28🔗 Adam Let me talk to Drew.

1:22:29🔗 Drew Oh, mama.

1:22:30🔗 Adam Yeah, it's like this guy is cooking up some sort of recipe for getting his daughter into pornography.

1:22:36🔗 Drew Yes.

1:22:36🔗 Adam Or a lesbian. All these idiots. Dads are such idiots. Guys are such idiots, you know, they talk to their daughter like they're making small talk with a stripper before they get a lap dance or something. Which is really the best part of the club scene. I love that little conversation while you're waiting for the next song to end and your dance song to begin. Where are you from?

1:23:00🔗 Caller What?

1:23:03🔗 Adam How long have you worked at the club?

1:23:06🔗 What?

1:23:08🔗 Adam Is Diamond your real name?

1:23:11🔗 Caller What? Oh, forget it. The song's starting.

1:23:16🔗 What?

1:23:17🔗 Adam Just dance.

1:23:21🔗 Caller Drew, you don't know.

1:23:22🔗 Drew That must be why they turn up the music like that. So those poor women don't have to listen to A-holes like you all the time.

1:23:27🔗 Caller Let me tell you about Cranberries.

1:23:30🔗 Adam What?

1:23:32🔗 Caller Do they give you holidays off like Thanksgiving?

1:23:36🔗 Adam Huh?

1:23:37🔗 Yes, I agree.

1:23:39🔗 Caller They just start nodding their head.

1:23:42🔗 Adam What time does the club close? Yes, I agree.

1:23:48🔗 Drew Actually, the one and only time I've been to a strip club was on my bachelor party and I got a million questions from strippers about cervical cancer, genital warts. It was lovely.

1:24:01🔗 Adam All right. All right. Let me get Elsa back over here. Elsa?

1:24:06🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:24:06🔗 Adam All right. So your dad's an idiot, right?

1:24:09🔗 Caller A what?

1:24:09🔗 Adam An idiot.

1:24:10🔗 Caller Yeah, okay.

1:24:11🔗 Caller All right.

1:24:12🔗 Adam And you're very disappointed that he's an idiot. Okay.

1:24:16🔗 Drew Don't let that ruin your life.

1:24:17🔗 Adam Where's your mom?

1:24:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:18🔗 Adam Where's your mom?

1:24:19🔗 Caller My mom, well, obviously she's divorced. She lives about 13 miles away.

1:24:24🔗 Drew Why don't you live with her?

1:24:25🔗 Adam Why don't you spend time?

1:24:26🔗 Caller I don't because my dad over here where he lives, he has a better school. So I go there instead of over where my mom is.

1:24:35🔗 Drew How about spending some time with your mom?

1:24:37🔗 Caller Oh, God. It's terrible with her too.

1:24:39🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:24:42🔗 Caller She like pisses me off or I piss her off. Well, I don't really piss her off. She pisses me off because sometimes she just doesn't know things.

1:24:53🔗 Adam I see.

1:24:54🔗 Caller She's too oblivious at times.

1:24:56🔗 Drew She doesn't know who Fred Durst is.

1:24:58🔗 Adam Tries to give you instant coffee, stuff like that. Hey, Elsa?

1:25:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:02🔗 Adam All right. Listen, you hate both your parents. My sister did when she was actually 14 through 33. But don't let it ruin your life. Please. I don't want to write them off. I know you hate your parents, but you have to love your friends, love yourself, love your school, love your activities. Just get busy, go out and don't make them a big part of your life. You just don't. Here's the deal.

1:25:30🔗 Caller I don't want to hurt them, though.

1:25:31🔗 Adam Oh, too late. They hurt you already. Listen, you just cannot need your dad as badly as you need him, unfortunately. It's sad, but it's true. He's caught up in his new girlfriend. He's an idiot.

1:25:46🔗 Drew You can try talking to him about how he's hurting you, but if he won't respond to that, then that's true.

1:25:50🔗 Caller I don't think I'm stupid and I want attention.

1:25:52🔗 Adam Yeah, but just tell him he's hurting you. No, but listen, she's angry, too, about the divorce and the whole mom being nuts and all that stuff, so just try to... You see, let me tell you something, Drew. I'm telling you, my sister did this with my dad for 20 years, which is she was horribly hurt. It is horrible parenting growing up and the way he ignored her. And then she would never ever come to him, though, and go, hey, listen, what went on that really hurt my feelings? And I want to talk to you about it. It was always a defensive thing after that. And when you get defensive with people, they just get defensive back and you never get... You just get in deeper. You know what I'm saying?

1:26:34🔗 Drew That's right.

1:26:34🔗 Adam She'll never say, hey, dad, you know, the way you talk about your girlfriend and the time you spend with her and some of the things you say to me are really hurtful. And I bet you he would address that if she put it that way. But she won't put it that way. She'll act out and he'll respond.

1:26:51🔗 Drew Right.

1:26:52🔗 Adam And it'll keep going. It'll keep spiraling deeper and deeper. Kyle or Kylie. Kyle. What's up?

1:27:00🔗 Caller What's going on?

1:27:01🔗 No, you called me yesterday.

1:27:02🔗 Caller Call back this Sunday. We were talking about the salted meats and the brine and the cranberry.

1:27:07🔗 Adam But yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:27:08🔗 Caller Kyle.

1:27:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:27:09🔗 Caller You see how Leeza gave us a little glimpse into her white trash path when she quickly threw in that part about the, you know, the glazing, the marshmallows over the yam.

1:27:18🔗 Caller Yes.

1:27:19🔗 Adam Yes. I know that's a white trash maneuver. But you know what? I got to get behind her on that. I like those mini marshmallows on my yams. I enjoy it. It's good.

1:27:30🔗 Drew Well, that confirms.

1:27:31🔗 Adam And let me let me let me say this, Kyle. I know you're going to do some cooking being a chef and all for Thanksgiving. Let's not overdo it. You know, here's what I want to say to all the people and anyone who might be doing some cooking for me. I don't eat pumpkin pie so often that I need you to f with it. I don't I don't I don't eat turkey. I don't eat a whole turkey so much that I need you to have with it. I don't eat stuffing so much that I need you to put those mandarin orange slices in it. It's not boring. I eat stuffing once a year. I eat the turkey once a year with the mashed potatoes and the cranberries all once a year.

1:28:10🔗 Caller Leave it alone.

1:28:11🔗 Adam That's fine.

1:28:12🔗 Caller I don't understand why we can only have that once a year. I made that about two months ago for some friends we had over a full Thanksgiving dinner and it was like uncomfortable for them that we were eating that on a day other than Thanksgiving.

1:28:23🔗 Adam Oh, it was not. They loved it. All right. All right. Thanks, Kyle. You see it. You get a ton of chicks, right? With that chef nonsense?

1:28:31🔗 Caller Yeah, tons. I'm married by the way.

1:28:34🔗 Adam I'm telling you. You know what a chef is to chicks? It's the dude. It's the cool dude. It's OK with them to go out with. It's the dude that the celebrity chicks go out with. They don't want to date a celebrity because they don't want to say they're dating a celebrity. So they date a chef. That's a celebrity. That's right. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Drew, you're over there. You're holding up.

1:28:58🔗 Drew I'm great.

1:28:59🔗 Adam Fantastic. We'll be back.

1:29:01🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying, Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline. You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7 The Buzz.

1:29:38🔗 Caller Loveline, everybody.

1:29:39🔗 Adam Hey, Drew.

1:29:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:41🔗 Adam David, who's 13, has been on hold for 123.

1:29:45🔗 Drew I know.

1:29:46🔗 Adam Hold on. Let's, let's take, let's wait till it goes to 124 minutes. All right. Here we go.

1:29:51🔗 Drew It's got about eight seconds.

1:29:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Let's see. In five, eight seconds before the time. Four, three, two, one. David.

1:30:01🔗 Caller Hi.

1:30:03🔗 Adam You know, when I hit, when I punch you up, it'll freeze the amount of time you've been on hold. It's one, two, four, dot, dot, zero, zero. 124 minutes, baby. Shows only 120. I love that. So, what's up?

1:30:22🔗 Caller Well, like anime porn, I call it hentai or hentai or something.

1:30:27🔗 Adam What kind of porn?

1:30:29🔗 Caller It's kind of like cartoon porn, but-

1:30:32🔗 Adam Like that Japanese porn?

1:30:34🔗 Caller Yeah. But like cartoon stuff, right? Right. And it like turns me on more than normal porn.

1:30:42🔗 Adam Yeah. Hold on, David. Yeah.

1:30:43🔗 Drew You're just transitioning from cartoons to like real life stuff anyway, aren't you?

1:30:47🔗 Caller Right. Yeah.

1:30:49🔗 Adam I mean, I started whacking off the deputed dog.

1:30:52🔗 Drew Really? Muskrat and-

1:30:54🔗 Adam That's right. A top cat. I squeezed a few off too. Drew masturbated to Thomas the Tank Engine once. So, what are you going to do? Hi, David. Yeah, that's fine. You see why he's been on hold for two hours. David, don't get too freaked out with that Japanese animation, though. You're going down a very dangerous path with that, with the dungeons and dragons and all that Star Trek and that weird fantasy geekdom you guys spin off into. Don't go down that path. Alice?

1:31:27🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:31:28🔗 Adam You're 26. What's up?

1:31:31🔗 Caller Longtime listener, first time caller.

1:31:33🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:31:34🔗 Caller What a treat. Dr. Drew, about two days ago, I gave a man CPR and it was at work and he collapsed and we worked on him for about 20 minutes and it was myself, a doctor and a nurse who happened to be shopping there. Anyway, I came away from it. He had a bad gash on his forehead and he was bleeding pretty bad from the fall and he had cuts anyway.

1:32:03🔗 Adam I ended up having some falling from when he collapsed.

1:32:06🔗 Caller Yeah, he fell from what we heard. He had he was in the midst of like talking to somebody like that worked there and he just started to walk kind of sideways and he fell flat on his face and he had a gash really bad on his forehead and he was bleeding really bad. Okay. And when I arrived there, they were in the middle of CPR and I stepped in and or they had already started.

1:32:30🔗 Adam Why did you step in if they were already administering?

1:32:32🔗 Caller Because the man that was already, the man that, there was a man that was pumping and he was not doing a very good job and I said it twice and I, the last time I said, you know, move.

1:32:40🔗 Adam Nice.

1:32:41🔗 Caller I like that.

1:32:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:43🔗 Adam Did you yell stat at any time?

1:32:45🔗 Caller No. I just thought he was CPR and he was, he said something out loud like there's already a physician that's taking, you know, a physician is doing this now. Thank you. And I thought it was him. But then I learned it was the person that was doing the breathing was the doctor.

1:33:02🔗 Drew Was there a mask? Did you have a CPR mask? Face mask?

1:33:05🔗 Caller Actually we did. We ran back there and we got, we had a breathing mask is what it's called.

1:33:10🔗 Drew So how did the blood get on you?

1:33:11🔗 Caller Huh?

1:33:12🔗 Drew How'd the blood get on you then?

1:33:14🔗 Caller He was bleeding.

1:33:15🔗 Caller I don't, I had cuts or scratches all over myself. It was about 20 minutes that we worked on him.

1:33:20🔗 Drew What did you get the scratches from?

1:33:23🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know if I scratched myself. I don't know if it was.

1:33:26🔗 Adam All right. Well in the melee. And but listen, Alice, what kind of guy is this? White guy?

1:33:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:33🔗 Adam All right. Well, what are you worried about?

1:33:35🔗 Drew Is he a drug user? Is he a homosexual?

1:33:38🔗 Caller You know what? He was an older gentleman and he's a guy. And I don't know anything about him.

1:33:42🔗 Adam Well, you did a fine job. Old white guy, you're fine.

1:33:47🔗 Caller Are you sure?

1:33:48🔗 Adam Yeah, come on, he's an old white guy.

1:33:50🔗 Caller Unacceptable.

1:33:52🔗 Caller Hasn't AIDS been around for like 20 years? I mean, you know, what's going to happen?

1:33:55🔗 Adam Old white guys don't have it.

1:33:57🔗 Drew But be that as it may, it's very hard to contract it.

1:34:00🔗 Adam That's probably what killed him.

1:34:01🔗 Drew But it's very hard to contract it that way. It's not something you're likely to get through.

1:34:05🔗 Caller My husband is like really worried about this.

1:34:07🔗 Drew I mean, you could talk to a doctor. I mean, there are people who would, I mean, there are circumstances where they put people on antiviral medication when there's been a substantiated exposure. This is really not that. And even if it were, the risk is very slight of contracting the disease. But you could talk to an infectious disease person.

1:34:26🔗 Adam Well, I mean, shouldn't they do an autopsy and check and see if, I mean...

1:34:31🔗 Drew Yeah, but you won't know for a while whether or not she can get the results.

1:34:34🔗 Adam What do you mean? They can't find out whether the guy's HIV positive in a week or so?

1:34:38🔗 Drew That may be confidential, though. She may not have access to that.

1:34:41🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. If she was covered with the guy's blood when she tried to save him, I think she could gain access to that information.

1:34:49🔗 Drew But again, the legalities around this are very...

1:34:51🔗 Adam Oh, you love those attorneys, don't you? No, you don't. Drew, you really could. You really could. You could find out. Because here's one thing attorneys hate. More than giving out useful information, a lawsuit. I mean, a lawsuit against them.

1:35:09🔗 Drew For years, Adam, there was a law that I was not allowed to share information about HIV status with anyone, no matter how intimate the contact and the character.

1:35:21🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. The gays got just what they wanted, didn't they? No, everyone's got to have. I agree exactly. No, listen, if she said to somebody, hey, I need to know whether the guy's HIV-positive or has hepatitis or anything else.

1:35:35🔗 Drew I would think she should be able to get it.

1:35:36🔗 Adam Because if I contract this disease six months from now, I will own this hospital or this morgue or this city. You know what I'm saying?

1:35:45🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:35:45🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:35:46🔗 Adam Mark, you're 23.

1:35:49🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up, man?

1:35:50🔗 Adam All right. Well, we're out of time, Mark. Sorry about that.

1:35:55🔗 Caller My name is Martin.

1:35:56🔗 Adam Oh, hi, Martin. How are you, Martin? It was good talking to you, Martin. You're only on hold for 10 minutes.

1:36:00🔗 Caller Good night. Hey, Adam.

1:36:01🔗 Caller I have a good question for you.

1:36:03🔗 Caller Yeah. All right.

1:36:05🔗 Adam Oh, no. By the way, when you start your question with all right and then a long pause, that's not a quick question. Hey, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, Drew, quick question, quick question.

1:36:16🔗 Caller All right. We're going to take a break.

1:36:42🔗 Caller Back to Loveline, on KFMA.

1:36:49🔗 Adam Well, there you have it. Another fantabulous episode of Loveline In the Ground this week. I want to thank Leeza Gibbons for coming on here tonight.

1:36:59🔗 Drew And being a good sport and putting up with your scenarios.

1:37:01🔗 Adam Absolutely. Everyone should watch Extra on NBC, seven o'clock weeknights, and you may see Dr. Drew there as well. So, Drew, you'll be back in studio tomorrow.

1:37:12🔗 Drew Mañana.

1:37:13🔗 Adam And we'll look forward to that. Until next time, this is Adam Crawford, Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:37:17🔗 Drew You have to have a laser on your faggitty self, as you say.

1:37:21🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station. This is the producer for Loveline, Dan Wilkins Engel. Loveline is the presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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