Wednesday, October 18, 2000

1:38🔗 It's another buzz moment of madness.

1:40🔗 Drew It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.

1:43🔗 Voiceover Outrageous talk radio. 100.7 The Buzz. KQBC Seattle. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, coast to coast. It is Loveline.

2:12🔗 Voiceover I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest is the love, the host fine between each other.

2:29🔗 Drew Well, we started out quite a love test already.

2:31🔗 Adam I was yelling at Drew.

2:33🔗 Drew Not just a little bit.

2:34🔗 Voiceover Well, you know what I like to do? Here's what I like to do in life. I like to speak in code. And then when people don't understand me, I like to yell at them for being stupid. I was yelling at Drew about the arrows. The arrows are driving me insane.

2:47🔗 Drew If that hadn't been what you meant, and I made an assumption that's what you meant.

2:51🔗 Adam Well, you're always wrong with those assumptions. Drew and I yell about the arrows in this godforsaken dump known as Culver City where we work. Actually, working at Westwood One is sort of working in a dump inside of a larger dump. Culver City is a dump because it is one big goddamn arrow, one big red arrow. And for those of you who haven't heard me scream about this a million times, you get one more quick time at this. I understand the left turn arrow so that you can turn left. The green. Yes, the green left turn arrow during traffic hours. It's important that five, six, eight cars make that left. Otherwise, it starts piling up. That I understand and I think it's a good idea. Not necessary on Sunday at four in the morning, but a good idea during traffic times. When that arrow then turns red, there's no reason for that. It should go from green to neutral to nothing, which they used to do. Now they turn red. Now, I pull up at intersections with a red arrow.

3:53🔗 Drew I've forgotten about the neutral one. It was just a green one at the bottom. Yes. It would turn on once in a while to help you out.

3:57🔗 Adam Here's the way they used to do it. They used to go, hey, it's green, go ahead. Everyone, scoot, scoot, scoot.

4:02🔗 Guest Go, go, go, go, go.

4:04🔗 Drew At the end of it.

4:04🔗 Adam And then at the end, it would just turn to nothing and now you're on your own, just like the old days. You make a left when it's safe to make a left and when the signal turns yellow or orange or whatever you call it, two of you can scoot by the end. Yes, they used to trust you. Now you pull up to the signal and it's red and you look at the light and the light is green and you can't see headlights as far as the eye can see in front of you and you sit there like a jackass waiting to be car jacked in this dump called Culver City and then you have to wait for the light to completely cycle around again, turn red. Now what kind of ass are you waiting at a signal for it to turn red when there's no traffic and you're trying to turn left? I run them and I suggest everyone within the sound of my voice just run that goddamn red. Screw it.

4:51🔗 Drew This could be a presidential campaign issue.

4:53🔗 Guest Run it.

4:54🔗 Adam I'm not going to sit there like an idiot. Run that red. Run that arrow. Who cares? You don't see any cars come and you turn left. That's what you've been doing your whole life. Why is it so dangerous all of a sudden? I ran one on the way here. Aff it. I'll run it on the way back. F you.

5:13🔗 Guest F you.

5:14🔗 Adam I'll do what I want. Jesus Christ. I swear to Christ. You get a ticket for that too. You should be able to fight it.

5:21🔗 Drew Should we talk about your garage now too since you're really in a mood about personal freedoms?

5:24🔗 Adam And you know what I saw coming down the hill today? A couple of cops writing a ticket to some 28-year-old secretary who's driving a lease jet. I was running a little bit late for work and rolled through a four-way stop. Get to work.

5:38🔗 You do what we want you to do. You hear me?

5:41🔗 Adam We don't want you to give secretaries tickets for rolling through four-way stops. We want you to stop crime.

5:47🔗 Guest That ain't crime.

5:48🔗 Drew All right, all right.

5:49🔗 Guest Jesus Christ.

5:51🔗 Adam Who's going to say it? Cops, here's your job. You stop crime. You protect us. Protect.

6:00🔗 Caller Protect us.

6:03🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. Well, one one cop's writing the chick that ticket. What's the other one doing? Sitting in the car. There's not enough. There's not enough cops on the street. We don't have enough. We can't. I just, you know, you hear about this response time? Oh, it takes 45 minutes for the cops to get there. It's busy when you call 911. Then you ask them about it. Why is it that? How do you? What about 45 minutes response time? We don't have enough manpower.

6:32🔗 Caller Really?

6:33🔗 Adam Why are you parked up Beachwood, sitting in a driveway, if you don't have enough manpower, sucking on a coffee at 930 in the morning? That's manpower. That's man and lady powers. A man and a woman in that car.

6:45🔗 Guest Get down the hill and get busy.

6:48🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. You do what we want you to do. Who's telling these people what to do? Stop crime, not secretaries. Has anyone been terrorized by someone rolling through a four-way red, four-way stop sign? Whose life has been affected by this? Whose families have been torn apart?

7:09🔗 Guest Get busy.

7:11🔗 Adam Don't park and hide. Let me explain something. The only time I want a cop hiding is when you think a crime is going to go down. Not fat chicks rolling through four ways. I don't want you hiding for that.

7:27🔗 Caller Don't hide.

7:28🔗 Adam Get out in the open and stop some crime. Try me insane. They're hiding. Hey, here's a plan. I got a good plan.

7:38🔗 Caller All of you go hide.

7:41🔗 Adam All you cops go hide somewhere and then write tickets to the folks that pay you.

7:47🔗 Caller There's a plan.

7:48🔗 Adam Everyone hide.

7:49🔗 Caller Hide.

7:51🔗 Adam The criminals will think you've left town. You guys hide, but don't hide by a bank. Don't hide by a liquor store. Go up the hill and hide. Go up in the nice neighborhood where the white people coast through stop signs. Find those people and bring them down. Oh, geez, the tragedy of a 28-year-old secretary running late for work, Drew.

8:14🔗 Guest These women must be stopped.

8:16🔗 Adam Thank goodness these guys were in place. I don't care if they have to stay there for two hours. If they can stop these people, well, it's a better place, isn't it? Stop hiding. You want to hide? You hide on the roof of a bank. You hide on the roof of a 7-Eleven. You hide like they hide in the 70s movies. You go undercover. You go hang out at the airport and do something.

8:39🔗 Drew Right around an orange van.

8:40🔗 Adam Yeah, don't hide by any stop signs. This drives me insane, Drew. Who decided this was a good plan? Where's our vote in this? Listen, I feel sorry for the guy on the beat. I really do because you guys have had your nuts cut off by what your captain has had you do, which is go up the hill and hide. How much hiding do you do at the police academy? Do they got a fake stop sign and a hedge where you can hide? Is there a training class in hiding? Listen, the stakeout has been replaced by hiding. I don't like the idea of people they're supposed to protect as hiding to bust us. Get down the hill and get busy. Jesus Christ. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. One sits in the car and the other goes and explains. And they got explained to her what she did wrong. You know what she did, ma'am. Yeah, I'm sorry for rolling. I know, the car has wheels on it. It's confusing.

9:38🔗 Guest You pull up to a stop sign.

9:40🔗 Adam First off, don't put the goddamn thing there that says four way because that to me means keep going. Four way don't mean ask to me. You can see it's not even a four way. It's a three way. It makes a T. So all you got to do is turn your head half a turn to the right. You see that there's no other car at that stop sign. Why should you come to a complete stop there? Answer me. And if it's not a danger, what are you getting a ticket for? Jesus, cops, listen. I like you guys. I do. I don't want you to beat me when you pull me over tonight. But I want you to get busy stopping crime. Stop crime.

10:19🔗 Drew You have a bad experience?

10:22🔗 Adam No.

10:22🔗 Drew Some sort of masturbating mishap?

10:24🔗 Adam I'm waiting for my next ticket.

10:25🔗 Drew You missed your nap. I'm waiting for my next.

10:27🔗 Adam Okay.

10:28🔗 Drew Okay.

10:29🔗 Adam I'm waiting for the next ticket that I get for doing nothing.

10:32🔗 Drew Yeah.

10:33🔗 Adam For driving through a red arrow that wasn't there a week ago and I can't see headlights in front of me. This drives me insane.

10:40🔗 Guest Get busy.

10:41🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. Eventually, they're just going to assign you your own copy. You're riding your back seat and ride your tickets as you drive.

10:47🔗 Drew Why not during the break? Why don't you go out and just tool around the block about three times. Go through as many red arrows as you can just to get that feeling out.

10:56🔗 Adam I don't believe you should be able to write somebody a ticket for something that's not dangerous.

11:01🔗 Drew Don't you think you ought to get that out of your system? Go out there and just run through a bunch of radios.

11:05🔗 Adam I run through them all the time, every day, and I suggest everyone else does too.

11:10🔗 Guest Run them, run them.

11:13🔗 Adam Don't sit there like a jackass, run them. You're sitting there, the light is green, there's no cars in front of you, you can't turn left. Why not run it? Run it everybody, please. If everyone did it, we'd be fine. Everyone do it, please. Just do it.

11:28🔗 Drew Civil disobedience.

11:30🔗 Adam Against stuff that doesn't make sense. I mean, we had civil disobedience against the Jim Crow laws, was wrong to segregate. Now in hindsight, it doesn't seem like such a bad idea, but back then we knew it was wrong. You see what I'm saying? And what did we do? We stood up. It was illegal, illegal for the blacks to ride in the front of the bus, but they did it. And we praised them for that. This is no different. I'm the Rosa Parks of arrows, everyone. Turn left on that arrow. Stand up before I take a bullet in some motel balcony. Stand up for yourself. Take that nut you used to have and pull it out of your pants and turn left. No reason for that arrow.

12:13🔗 Drew Lynn, 27. What's going on?

12:16🔗 I have a question for Dr. Drew. I just wanted to say that Dr. Drew has proved positive that an intelligent, well-spoken man is very attractive. And, Adam, if you're ever in Seattle, I would drive you to the airport without standing you up.

12:29🔗 Adam Any arrows in Seattle?

12:31🔗 Any arrows.

12:31🔗 Drew Left turn lane.

12:32🔗 Adam They're coming, baby. And that compliment you gave to Drew, by the way, suggests he's unattractive.

12:38🔗 Drew Exactly.

12:38🔗 No, I didn't say that.

12:39🔗 Adam No, you didn't say it. You just implied it.

12:41🔗 Drew In spite of being unattractive, because you're well-spoken, it's okay.

12:44🔗 Adam You'd say that about an ugly guy. You'd say it about Kissinger.

12:46🔗 Oh, I think that's true, that even an ugly person can be attractive.

12:50🔗 Drew There you go. There it is.

12:50🔗 Adam Thank you, Drew.

12:52🔗 But Drew has the added physical appearance.

12:56🔗 Adam He has the added bonus of being a five and a half.

13:01🔗 Drew Yeah, not making me throw up.

13:04🔗 Okay. The question is, my ex-boyfriend had no nipples. And you're laughing, but this is true.

13:11🔗 Adam What's his name, Ken?

13:15🔗 Drew Yeah, GI.

13:15🔗 Joe.

13:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

13:16🔗 Guest I'm sorry.

13:17🔗 And he had scars there. And unfortunately, his parents are deceased. And we never knew why.

13:24🔗 Drew He doesn't know?

13:25🔗 He has no idea.

13:26🔗 Drew Why his nipples were removed.

13:28🔗 Adam And he had scars there. I'm putting together a little theory. Farfetch'd would say with me, he killed both his parents in a knife fight where he lost both nipples, but was able to take his drunken dad out. Is that possible? No. He's born with no nipples but scars.

13:47🔗 Drew Somebody removed him.

13:48🔗 Somebody, right, he had surgery at some point.

13:51🔗 Adam Okay, but let me ask.

13:52🔗 Drew I keep expecting a punch line here.

13:53🔗 Adam Let me ask the wise yet semi-attractive, Drew.

13:57🔗 Drew Not disgusting.

13:58🔗 Adam The not disgusting yet wise who's now attractive because of his personality and all that education. Drew.

14:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

14:09🔗 Adam If you were born without nipples, right, wouldn't there be some residual something in that area that would probably maybe resemble scar tissue? Do you know what I'm saying?

14:21🔗 Drew Yeah, I think.

14:22🔗 Adam Seems like you would have to have something that you couldn't just be smooth skin there like your ass.

14:26🔗 Drew It looks kind of like a mole though is what it looks like when usually a residual nipple there.

14:31🔗 It's not a residual nipple.

14:32🔗 Drew It's a scar. You can see the sutures.

14:34🔗 You can actually see like a small white line where a nipple should have been in it.

14:38🔗 Drew But can you see the stitches like the hash marks where stitches were put in?

14:42🔗 Adam You know, Frankenstein?

14:44🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:45🔗 I don't recall seeing a hash mark.

14:47🔗 Adam I know, but Lynn, you're piecing together something where nipples were cut out.

14:51🔗 Drew Right.

14:51🔗 Adam And I would suggest it was more of a birth defect and what you're seeing as scarring is something that's a sort of byproduct of these nipples of not being born with these nipples.

15:02🔗 So he remembers going to the hospital. He was really young. He was like under the age of five.

15:08🔗 Drew To have them taken off.

15:09🔗 Right.

15:09🔗 Adam For emergency nipple ectomy? Both of them.

15:14🔗 Drew Bilateral nipple ectomy.

15:15🔗 Adam What's up with his parents?

15:17🔗 What's up with his parents? They had early, one suffered from Alzheimer's and then passed away. So there was no recollection there.

15:25🔗 Adam It's a good conversation to have with your mom who's riddled with Alzheimer's. Hey, mom, where's my nipples, huh?

15:29🔗 Actually, his mother suffered from early senility. They put a disc in her head and so at an early age, he lost sort of contact with his mother because she was in a home. So then they both passed away and now he has no idea.

15:42🔗 Drew They both had dementia?

15:44🔗 Yes. Well, one had Alzheimer's and one had dementia as a result of having a disc in her head.

15:50🔗 Drew What do you mean a disc in her head?

15:52🔗 Adam She was a track official. I got some bad jokes going on tonight.

15:56🔗 I know.

15:57🔗 You're laughing at my expense.

15:59🔗 Adam Hey, Lynn.

16:00🔗 Yeah.

16:01🔗 Adam You cut this guy loose on his 35th birthday. Do you understand? This guy's not the guy to have kids with.

16:07🔗 Because he has no nipples?

16:08🔗 Adam No nipples and a history of dementia. This guy ain't a keeper.

16:13🔗 That might be the best kind of guy to have.

16:15🔗 Adam Alright, Lynn. I have no, listen, I know.

16:19🔗 Drew I can't think of anything off the top of my head that would require a nipple's removed at a young age. Nothing comes to my mind.

16:24🔗 Adam And it wouldn't be both of them.

16:26🔗 Drew Yeah, it's a specific.

16:26🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

16:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

16:27🔗 Adam I mean, if you had, what about that?

16:29🔗 Drew Some infection or something. Yeah, it'd be one.

16:32🔗 Adam What about when a woman has breast cancer?

16:34🔗 Drew Take one.

16:35🔗 Adam You take one.

16:37🔗 Drew Usually. Sometimes you have to eat the other.

16:38🔗 Adam What about this business of removing the healthy breast in order to stop the risk of breast cancer in the future?

16:45🔗 Drew Again, some women, you have to do that. Some women whose, all the women get it at a specific age. There are certain genetic syndromes where that occurs. You gotta do it. And I've seen the reconstructions they do now. They're unbelievable. You, even you, with the keen eye for the breast that you have would be appreciative.

17:03🔗 Adam I just want, it's a healthy breast. I want to know what they do with the old one. What's that fetch it auction? I'm building a woman. I'm buying some breasts at the Medical Action. I need 50 feet of fallopian tubing. I'm looking for a vagina. Low mileage, something.

17:20🔗 Drew You're in the market for a vagina?

17:22🔗 Adam Yeah, I'm looking. I'm building a woman. Joe.

17:24🔗 Hi, how you doing?

17:25🔗 Adam You're 22, what's up?

17:27🔗 Caller Yeah, how you guys doing? I think you guys are doing a good job.

17:30🔗 Drew Thanks Joe, what's up?

17:30🔗 Caller Helping other people. And I just have a question about adult circumcision. I have what they call a disease called, well not a disease, it's got a foundation called thymosis, are you familiar with that?

17:44🔗 Drew Means the P comes out, I've drawn you this picture before.

17:47🔗 Adam Yeah, this isn't a good picture.

17:49🔗 Caller Yeah, it's not fine.

17:50🔗 Adam If this is where the P comes out.

17:51🔗 Drew It comes out down here.

17:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:53🔗 Adam It comes out before the head or?

17:56🔗 Caller Yeah, it's under, I mean, I can't get the head out, that's the thing.

17:59🔗 Adam It's like a novelty dribble penis, it's great for parties. It's great for oral sex, it's like, no baby, stay there.

18:07🔗 Caller It hurts, believe me.

18:08🔗 Drew It hurts to bring your head out?

18:10🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

18:12🔗 It hurts what?

18:13🔗 Caller It hurts when you, you know, foreskin.

18:15🔗 Oh.

18:17🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay. So wait a minute. So you not only are uncircumcised, but the pee comes out before the head, so that you essentially fill up your foreskin when you urinate, and then it dribbles out the, yeah, it's like kind of like a fountain.

18:33🔗 Caller No, no, no. I mean, I have a small hole at the tip of it, and I pee okay. Now it just hurts when I have sex, so.

18:42🔗 Drew What is the actual mechanical problem you have right now?

18:45🔗 Caller Well, I'm going to get circumcision. I want to get circumcision done, but now I heard that there's alternatives to surgery. Like I heard there's steroid creams that they supposedly work for that.

18:55🔗 Drew I'm not familiar with that.

18:56🔗 Adam I hear they use it. In some countries, they use seagulls.

19:00🔗 Drew I understand why they just want to use it. I can't imagine a cream would work the same as surgery, but I don't know.

19:04🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Hold on a second. Wasn't this guy just, didn't he just get done saying he had this condition?

19:09🔗 Drew Yeah, I don't think, I want to talk to him more about what it is. Phimosis is kind of different features to it.

19:15🔗 Adam Maybe he had it corrected.

19:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

19:16🔗 Adam Joe?

19:17🔗 Caller Uh-huh?

19:18🔗 Adam Did you have your condition corrected?

19:20🔗 Caller No.

19:21🔗 Adam No. So, when is it?

19:22🔗 Drew Do you have stenosis?

19:23🔗 Caller I want to get it taken care of, see.

19:25🔗 Drew You want to have the circumcision then?

19:28🔗 Caller Right, but I heard that you don't need to have surgery.

19:30🔗 Drew I can't, I don't believe that's accurate.

19:34🔗 Caller I heard that you can be, they can give you some steroid cream.

19:38🔗 Drew Where did you hear that?

19:40🔗 Caller I was just talking to this counselor in school.

19:43🔗 Adam There's an emergency meeting of the Moyles Union now.

19:45🔗 Drew Especially, again, what are the features of your...

19:49🔗 Caller I've seen it on the Internet also.

19:51🔗 Drew What are the features? You've got a complicated situation here though, because you've got phimosis and you're on circumcision.

19:55🔗 Adam He's not able to explain his phimosis.

19:57🔗 Drew Right, I understand that.

19:58🔗 Adam What is this phimosis, Joe? What happens? What's different about your door?

20:02🔗 Caller Well, my whole penis is covered by skin. Now at the tip of it, there's a small opening where I can pee fine.

20:08🔗 Adam Slow down, slow down, brother. Let me get this straight. What's he say? Feathers on his... What's his penis covered with?

20:16🔗 Drew Skin.

20:16🔗 Adam Skin, hold on, slow down. Skin, and then the hole is toward the nuts?

20:21🔗 Drew Tip.

20:22🔗 Caller No, no, no, tip of it.

20:23🔗 Adam All right, hold on, hold on, because we're into some virgin territory here. I don't believe we've ever gone this direction before. So, oh boy, what a unique penis. Covered with skin. Drew, what about your penis?

20:33🔗 Drew Covered with skin, hole in the tip? Tip.

20:35🔗 Adam By cracking, Anderson? Skin, tip? Wow, we all suffer from this horrible affliction. We have to start a support group. We could get hundreds of men to join. Maybe millions. All right, so it's covered with skin and there's a hole in the end.

20:50🔗 Caller I can't see the head of my penis. You know what I mean? I can't pull it down. I can't pull it.

20:57🔗 Adam Okay, so what you're...

20:58🔗 Drew You're talking about stenosis. You've got stenosis of your foreskin and that's definitely gonna be part of the circumcision.

21:03🔗 Adam You jumped, you put words in his mouth 10 minutes ago.

21:06🔗 Drew No, he said phimosis. He said it.

21:07🔗 Adam No, he said I got phimosis and you said phimosis. And he went, oh, you know what I mean? He meant stenosis. He was confused. Okay, here's my point. How can you have a circumcision with steroid cream? What's that do?

21:25🔗 Drew I can't understand that. I don't understand what he's talking about. I think he's confused again. I think maybe his, I think maybe the people talk to him about ways to treat stenosis, not circumcision, to improve the stenosis, and I can see where steroid creams can help that.

21:40🔗 Adam Right.

21:41🔗 Drew So it's like trying to piece together like some foreign tongue.

21:44🔗 Adam Stenosis, stenosis, he's, you think he's pretty mad? Stenosis is like when you pull the hood of your windbreaker over your head and you cinch down on the drawstring. So you just barely can see through like that guy on South Park. And then you don't loosen it up enough to be able to pop your head through.

22:01🔗 Drew Exactly.

22:01🔗 Adam And you can't breathe and you die.

22:02🔗 Drew That's the stenosis of the foreskin, yes. Right.

22:04🔗 Adam That's what he has. Tony?

22:07🔗 Hello?

22:07🔗 Adam You're 18?

22:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:08🔗 Caller What's up?

22:10🔗 Caller I'm calling because I, my dick went to sleep. Your dick?

22:15🔗 Adam Like a little while ago. His dick?

22:18🔗 Caller What?

22:19🔗 Adam Your dick went to sleep?

22:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:21🔗 Adam Maybe it'll have a wet dream. Wouldn't it be great?

22:24🔗 Caller Yeah, wish, dude. And like, and now it won't like wake up and stuff. And like, I had sex with an old love of mine, like a couple of days ago. And it was like pretty rough, but like, I don't, I don't know why it went to sleep. I was riding my bike after that. I know this is kind of out of context, but I was riding my bike. And then when I came back to my house, it had like fallen asleep and I thought it was just like, you know, when your hand falls asleep, like you just like, you know, hit it or do whatever to wake it up, but it won't wake up.

22:57🔗 Drew By falling asleep, you mean it's numb.

22:59🔗 Caller It's numb. It's like numb kind of, you can't really feel anything.

23:02🔗 Drew What, what did having sex have to do with riding your bike? Why did you bring those two things up?

23:06🔗 Caller Well, just because the sex was kind of rough and I had a lot of it that day.

23:10🔗 Drew But it was, everything functioned well.

23:12🔗 Caller What? Oh, everything went fine. I mean, it was awesome, dude.

23:15🔗 Drew And there was no numbness at that point?

23:17🔗 Caller No, but I thought that maybe I could have like jarred something or...

23:20🔗 Drew No, there's a nerve that goes along the base of the perineum, the thing you sit on.

23:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:27🔗 Drew And riding a bike, if you go out on a mountain bike and smash that area with the bike seat, you can crush the pudendal nerve and that can affect the whole operation there.

23:35🔗 Adam So it's probably...

23:36🔗 Drew At the pay pay.

23:37🔗 Adam Could be a mixture of the rough sex and then the hard bike riding.

23:40🔗 Drew I think the bike thing is the issue.

23:42🔗 Guest I'll tell you, some of my sperm...

23:43🔗 Drew He needs to see somebody by then.

23:44🔗 Adam My sperm fell asleep the other day.

23:46🔗 Drew Oh, yours is always drowsy.

23:47🔗 Adam Yeah, it was just... I was whacking off...

23:49🔗 Drew I hear him playing the harmonica once in a while.

23:51🔗 Adam I was just...

23:52🔗 Drew Lounge in bed.

23:54🔗 Adam I have Mexican sperm. I took a little siesta, I was leaning up against a cactus, had its sombrero tilted down in front of it. No, seriously, Dr. Drew. It's all right. I was just looking at my sperm, I was just sitting there. It didn't move.

24:07🔗 Drew What does it normally do?

24:08🔗 Adam I put a little dab, put a little down.

24:10🔗 Drew A little hamster dance?

24:11🔗 Adam I put a little down up on the nightstand. I came back like 45 minutes later, same place. Didn't move, just sitting there.

24:18🔗 Drew Did you come find it too? Did you leave it?

24:21🔗 How dare you?

24:23🔗 Caller How dare you?

24:25🔗 Adam No, no, I hide from my mate. I clean the house for a shit-ton of hours.

24:29🔗 Drew Are your pillows still up in the attic?

24:32🔗 Adam Oh, that's right. I gotta get my pillow. You're right. Okay. Mental note. Drew, call my house, leave a message for me. So I don't forget. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

24:47🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back.

25:09🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio, 100.7 The Buzz.

25:23🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm all fired up tonight, Drew.

25:33🔗 Drew Yeah, you got a head of steam behind you.

25:35🔗 Adam Yeah.

25:35🔗 Drew You sure you got your nap in?

25:37🔗 Adam Yeah, got 45 minutes in.

25:39🔗 Drew Feel good. It's too long. Something's wrong.

25:43🔗 Adam No.

25:43🔗 Drew Some biology operating here.

25:45🔗 Adam I wish everyone just listened to me.

25:47🔗 Drew Everyone listened to me.

25:48🔗 Adam Just listened to me. Run those, run those reds, everyone. Run right through those reds, please.

25:54🔗 Drew Tom.

25:55🔗 Adam Tom, you're 19. Everyone listened to me. Red arrows, go right through them. Go ahead.

26:00🔗 Caller Hello?

26:00🔗 Adam Yep.

26:01🔗 Caller Hey, how's it going, Adam? Hey, Dr. Drew. Tom.

26:04🔗 Caller Hi, I have a sort of like a lump on my asshole.

26:09🔗 Adam That's called crap.

26:10🔗 Caller No, no, it's like sort of a lump.

26:13🔗 Caller It's been there for like three weeks. I like when I take, idiot.

26:22🔗 Adam May he use the S word we had to hang up on him.

26:24🔗 Drew Anyway, it's an abscess or hemorrhoid.

26:27🔗 Adam He's an idiot. Listen.

26:29🔗 Drew Or a carbon.

26:30🔗 Adam No, no, no. Don't even tell. Listen, it's this rotten hell where you take your rotten ass and go to hell. Jennifer?

26:37🔗 Yes.

26:38🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

26:40🔗 Caller Hi. I just want to tell you guys, thank you so much. I listen to you every night. It's awesome.

26:45🔗 Adam Thank you.

26:45🔗 Caller You're doing a wonderful service.

26:47🔗 Adam Thank you.

26:48🔗 Caller I hooked up with this guy. I gave him head and it was a huge mistake. Yeah.

26:55🔗 Adam Well, you're providing quite a service yourself.

26:57🔗 Caller Yeah. Thank you.

27:00🔗 Caller And it's my best friend. And she had sex with him like earlier this summer, this past summer, and she started liking him again before. And she still likes him after I had done what I did. And I don't know what to say to her.

27:15🔗 Drew She doesn't know you've done that with him.

27:17🔗 Caller Yeah. She called me on the phone and confirmed to me about it.

27:19🔗 Drew Oh, she now knows.

27:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

27:21🔗 Drew How'd she find out?

27:22🔗 Caller He told her.

27:25🔗 Caller This guy is quite a guy.

27:27🔗 Adam Valiant. Yeah.

27:28🔗 Caller Quite a character. Yeah.

27:29🔗 Adam Chivalry is not dead.

27:32🔗 Drew What does he want from us?

27:33🔗 Caller I don't know what to say to her. I feel bad.

27:36🔗 Drew What did you say? I got to go. Oh, mom, I'll be right back.

27:40🔗 Caller No, I told her that it was true. I was going to deny it at first, but I was like, no, honestly, got to tell her, you know, since she already knows.

27:47🔗 Drew What did she say?

27:48🔗 Caller She goes, why did you do it? And I didn't have a response. I guess personally, I was just caught up in the moment.

27:54🔗 Drew What did you say?

27:55🔗 Caller That I was sorry, and that's not good enough for her.

27:57🔗 Drew She couldn't come up with a reason.

28:00🔗 Caller I used to have a crush on the guy.

28:02🔗 Adam All right. But wait a minute. Are these two having a relationship now, or is she just liking him?

28:07🔗 Caller They used to, and she's trying to get back with him, but he's not a relationship kind of guy.

28:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:12🔗 Drew Was she involved with him when you did your thing?

28:15🔗 Caller No. She had a boyfriend over this time.

28:17🔗 Adam All right. You don't really totally owe her an explanation.

28:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:23🔗 Adam I think you apologize once, and either she gets over it or she doesn't.

28:27🔗 Caller Right.

28:28🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

28:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:30🔗 Adam I know this excuse doesn't seem to work good when your friends are your own age, but go, hey, I'm 17. What do you want? I wish someone would have told me that when I was 17. I would have hit my dad with that on a daily basis. Hey, come on. I'm 16. What do you want?

28:43🔗 Drew What do you expect?

28:43🔗 Adam What do you expect? Give me a break. Oh, by the way, reason 1785, Why There's No God, the worse a guy is, the more poon tang he gets.

28:54🔗 Drew Yeah. What is that? What is that? And well, it's a certain age.

28:57🔗 Adam I know. But what is that thing about being an A-hole and getting a lot of BJs?

29:01🔗 Drew Well, listen, I think how many A-hole dads are out there.

29:05🔗 Adam I know.

29:05🔗 Drew That's what it translates into.

29:07🔗 Adam Did you tell me there's a god? This guy, this guy's a major league A-hole. Let's punish him with oral sex. It drives me insane. And another thing too, I always wish I was, I wish I was one of those guys that women did things with physically and then regretted later. You know, there are those guys out there. I love these guys. They're like, they talk women into everything all the time and they get women to do stuff they have no intention of doing and don't really want to do it. They just do it. They're like used, they're used car salesmen. But if you replace car with cock, that's what they are. They just walk around with a pitch. It's like, but it's in their pants. It's it. And it's like, it's like I said, it's like, it's like that timeshare thing you want to, you don't even, it's like, oh, okay. I'll give you a hand job. Just quiet down, would you? Just leave me alone. Yeah. Leave me alone. Andrea. Oh, guys are great. Guys are so great. And you women are so stupid. What's up, Andrea? You're 17.

30:09🔗 Caller Hi. I have a question. I emailed you this about this earlier. I have something that I think is called sleep paralysis. And I started getting it last year.

30:22🔗 Drew So you wake up middle of the night and you're paralyzed. You can't move.

30:24🔗 Caller Right, right.

30:25🔗 Drew You feel like you can't breathe.

30:25🔗 Caller I have nightmares and it happened about five, ten times a night.

30:29🔗 Caller Oh, geez.

30:30🔗 Caller And...

30:32🔗 Drew Did you ever wake up screaming, anything like that? We actually have a turn?

30:34🔗 Caller No, no, not at all. Just kind of scared.

30:37🔗 Drew In childhood, anything like that happened? You'd wake up yelling?

30:39🔗 Caller No. Okay.

30:41🔗 Adam But not being able to move while you're asleep sounds like a bad thing.

30:44🔗 Drew Yeah, but you're awake and you feel like you can't breathe.

30:47🔗 Caller Right. I feel like this pressure on my entire body. It's really strange. I hadn't had it for about six months and then just recently, instead of getting nightmares, I got a man's voice, like whispering, kind of in stereo. And that's what woke me up, or that's what's been waking me up.

31:09🔗 Caller You're insane.

31:10🔗 Adam Bad voice?

31:11🔗 Caller And it's the same thing, I can't move.

31:13🔗 Drew Did something weird happen to you when you were a kid?

31:17🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but I mean, I've dealt with that.

31:21🔗 Adam Oh, you're way past that. You're, you're the guy who...

31:25🔗 Caller I've gone to the couch and everything.

31:26🔗 Adam The guy who raped you and whispered in your ear?

31:29🔗 Caller No, no.

31:29🔗 Adam The guy who came in your room at night?

31:31🔗 Caller Um, yeah, it was my stepbrother. Yeah.

31:36🔗 Adam All right, well, that can't be it.

31:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, that doesn't, I don't know.

31:40🔗 Adam Way past that.

31:40🔗 Caller It's not an issue that comes up now.

31:42🔗 Drew I don't see how you could ever make that association between a guy coming in your room middle of the night and whispering to you and abusing you and wake up in the night to a guy whispering and feeling paralyzed or powerless.

31:52🔗 Guest All right, well, she's over it.

31:53🔗 Adam She's over it.

31:54🔗 Drew We're done. We went through it.

31:55🔗 Adam All right, so pass that. So check that off the list. Let's move on to other possibilities. Do you have any stuffed animals?

32:00🔗 Guest Yes. Lots of them. Aha. Aha.

32:03🔗 Drew It's the Pinsky sign.

32:04🔗 Guest Aha.

32:07🔗 Drew Andrew, here's the deal. People, for some reason, we don't as a culture, like to think about ourselves as owning a brain. I guess I'd say that the brain, the instrument of the brain, the organ that is the brain and its biological nature. And while there's a psychological quality to it too, and you've dealt with a lot of that, there's a certain biology etched into your brain from the experiences you had. And the feeling of powerlessness and paralysis and victimization and having sleep disturbances, all that is part of a post-traumatic stress reaction to these intense trauma that changed your brain. And while, yes indeed, you may be dealing with it, it still leaves something behind. It leaves a little mark, and that's what's happening here, I suspect.

32:51🔗 Caller Well, is there like a treatment?

32:53🔗 Drew Yeah, there actually are treatments. There are medications to help with that.

32:56🔗 Caller Or is it one of those things where like the treatment's worse than the other?

32:59🔗 Drew Sometimes, but this is sort of looked at, you know, some people as kind of a seizure-like phenomenon and can be treated with that, anti-epileptic kinds of medication. Yeah. So there's something there.

33:07🔗 Adam A little counseling may help.

33:09🔗 Drew She's had a bunch of counseling. You don't get the feel for her of somebody.

33:12🔗 Adam You know what I mean?

33:13🔗 Drew She's okay.

33:13🔗 Adam She's got a little bit of a little girl voice. What happened? How long did your stepbrother do this to you?

33:18🔗 Caller I was like in first grade.

33:20🔗 Drew Through what?

33:23🔗 Caller It was just that year.

33:24🔗 Drew Yeah.

33:25🔗 Adam Just for a year? How old is he?

33:28🔗 Caller He's now 26.

33:30🔗 Drew Oof. Nine years older.

33:32🔗 Adam Yeah. So you were what? Six or seven and he was?

33:38🔗 Drew 15.

33:39🔗 Adam 15, 16?

33:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:42🔗 Adam Where's he? What's he doing? Working with kids? What's he doing?

33:46🔗 Caller He's in the Navy now.

33:47🔗 Adam Good. I hope he gets... I hope some freaky Shiite extremist rams his boat. Jesus Christ. I really hope his own men shoot him. Hey, listen to me, everybody. I understand... Well, I don't understand, but I will accept and work with a, you know, freaky seven-year-old who goes and pokes around a three- or four-year-old. But you show me a 16, 17-year-old guy who's heading in with a six, seven-year-old. I'm showing you someone needs a bullet in the head, in the lobe. Flawed. F'ed up. What's this guy up to beside the Navy? Does he have any kids?

34:28🔗 Caller Uh, no. No. He's single. He's single.

34:31🔗 Adam Good. I hope he's killed by a Vietnamese pimp.

34:37🔗 Caller Actually, we get along just fine.

34:39🔗 Adam No. Something, what happened to him? Something's wrong with him. What's up with that?

34:45🔗 Caller Um, oh, he's just, he denied it. Um, so did my parents. So I, you know.

34:51🔗 Adam For a year, this went on?

34:53🔗 Caller Um, yeah, on and off. So, I mean, but I didn't, I hadn't, I didn't bring it up till way, way later on.

35:02🔗 Drew What did he say he would do to you if you told people?

35:04🔗 Caller Oh, he didn't say anything because he thought I was asleep.

35:07🔗 Adam Oh, boy. This guy must have been a real loser in high school.

35:11🔗 Caller Yeah, he was.

35:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:12🔗 Adam Just talk about not being able to get in the action in high school.

35:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

35:16🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. All right. All right, Drew.

35:19🔗 Drew Sleep disorder center. That's where you go to get this kind of thing treated.

35:23🔗 Adam This whole step-kid thing. This is a recipe for disaster sexually. It really is.

35:28🔗 Drew Yeah, bring step kids in. Oh, yeah.

35:30🔗 Adam Especially whacked out, the loner, older stepbrother dude, the bad Ronald type, 15, 16 years old, can't get an ounce of Puntang in high school. Sizing up that nice 11 year old girl with the pigtails you got over there, looking like a ham to a vulture. I'd say if I ever get myself in that kind of situation, I'll put a padlock on the door.

35:55🔗 Drew I was just thinking that I was imagining locks on all the doors and then some sort of intercom and video system. It's like a monitor.

36:04🔗 Adam I get my kid. If I have a girl, I'm going to get her one of those alert necklaces my grandma wears, in case she pulls a Brody in the tub. Yeah.

36:13🔗 Drew I'm falling, I can't get up.

36:15🔗 Adam Step brother, you hear anything? Just press this thing. I'll come running in. I'll be there in two minutes, honey, you press this button and the cops, as soon as we can get them from behind the bushes and up the driveways and wherever they're hiding, they'll be there in 45 to really break it on up. All right, Drew, let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Daniel 13, got a fight with classmate and is afraid of getting hurt by him. I like a good bully story. Nicholas 19 boyfriend cannot orgasm if she gives him a BJ. Let's know if it's her or him. She said, I don't trust it. I don't trust that penis. It's not him. It's a penis I don't like. We'll talk to Nicole and then we'll get to Daniel after that.

37:21🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

37:29🔗 Drew When are we traveling together again?

37:30🔗 Adam Hey, this is Loveline.

37:31🔗 Drew I miss your diatribes in airplanes. Off air.

37:37🔗 Adam I do some of my best crazy diatribing on airplanes because I'm sleep deprived and I'm drunk and I got some time and I'm fired up. All right, let's get back to the phones. I don't know why I'm on such a kick with the... Law enforcement and fundraising just seem like two really bad bedfellows.

38:00🔗 Drew You mean you're against the Policeman's Ball?

38:06🔗 Adam If there is such a thing as the Policeman's Ball, put me down for 1,000 tickets. Please bring back that Policeman's Ball. That used to be the way you guys raise money. Now, hey, someone did this. Show of hands. All right, let's have a show of hands. Next year, and from this point on, do you guys want to have something called Policeman's Ball to raise money for new equipment, uniforms and the like, or a new policy I've been stated called Rape the Taxpayer? This one's easier. We get to be on the clock while we do it. We don't have to sell anything. We just hang out and get money from people who pay us already through taxes. All in favor of Policeman's Ball? All right. All in favor of Rape the Taxpayer? I see. Rape the Taxpayer has it. From this day forth, we'll do away with the Policeman's Ball, and let's get out there and good raping. Be careful out there, folks. There's a lot of secretaries rolling through four ways. Be careful. Nicole?

39:16🔗 Yes.

39:17🔗 Adam You're 19.

39:18🔗 Caller Yes, I am 19.

39:20🔗 Adam What is up?

39:21🔗 Caller Okay, I don't know. I have a question. I don't know if it's like him or if it's me, but every time I go down my boyfriend, nothing happens. I mean, he gets hard and everything, but he doesn't pass the point, you know? And he's active, you know, you've had sex before and it's worked then, but just when he receives a blowjob, nothing happens. And I don't know if it's like him or if it's, I don't think it's him.

39:47🔗 Drew It's him.

39:48🔗 Caller I don't think it's me. I mean, I'm old enough to know what to do, you know?

39:52🔗 Drew You've been able to produce before.

39:54🔗 Caller Yeah. And it sucks.

39:56🔗 Adam You've had millions and millions of lineal feet of Johnson in your mouth and tons and tons of gallons of semen pass through your system. Believe me, you know your way around.

40:07🔗 Caller I'm not one of those people.

40:09🔗 Caller No. I'm still a virgin and stuff too. And it sucks because it's like if I can't satisfy him in some way, I want to know if there's like something wrong with him or not.

40:18🔗 Drew No, they're just those guys.

40:21🔗 Adam You know what I love about Nicole? It's he can't have an orgasm. And I don't know if it's him or it's me, but it's got to be him because it can't be me because it's not me. I mean, it's got to be him. I mean, because I've had a lot of experience. I mean, I've been around the block. I know what it takes to satisfy a man. I mean, I'm a virgin, so it's tough because I can't satisfy him that way. It's like, honey, which is it? What is it?

40:46🔗 Caller What do you mean?

40:47🔗 Adam Well, what is it? Are you experienced enough to know that it's his problem?

40:52🔗 Caller Yeah, like I've had long enough relationships where I know if I can do it OK or not. You know what I'm saying? Like, and he claims that it's OK. It's just that I don't know if it could be me, but I don't think it is.

41:05🔗 Adam No, no, no.

41:06🔗 Guest Listen, is that a problem?

41:08🔗 Adam I could finish in a corpse. I really could.

41:13🔗 Drew That's the point. It's him.

41:14🔗 Adam It's what I do. You know, I take the corpse, I fill the mouth with buttermilk and I go at it.

41:18🔗 Drew Unacceptable. Unacceptable. Pretending he didn't say that. Adam despises those guys. This is this guy, your boyfriend.

41:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:24🔗 Drew Oh, he just despises them.

41:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:27🔗 Caller But I mean, should he get, should he see a doctor?

41:59🔗 Adam I mean, well, a lot of people wouldn't be smart enough to make that connection.

42:03🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. I just assumed I don't understand why he couldn't. I mean, he likes it.

42:07🔗 Drew Nicole has nothing to do with his early sexual activity.

42:11🔗 Adam It's well documented. The guys who got laid their junior year and sophomore year of high school have difficulty sexually in the years to come.

42:19🔗 Drew Say, Chris, at the right time, a constant struggle the rest of his life, isn't it? Right? Same thing.

42:25🔗 Guest I swear we have the most retarded.

42:26🔗 Adam Listen, they float the world's most retarded theories. It really is.

42:31🔗 Drew I mean, she could have would have gone back to her friends and infected them with all that stuff, too.

42:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:37🔗 Drew Had she not called here?

42:38🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Oh, no, no, no.

42:40🔗 Adam It's well known. Guys who get laid before the age of twenty five have difficulty with orgasm in their later twenty.

42:48🔗 Yeah.

42:48🔗 Adam My perfect sense.

42:50🔗 Drew We got to tell our kids.

42:50🔗 Caller But anyway, all right.

42:53🔗 Adam Daniel.

42:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Hi. Mayonnaise, you are God.

42:57🔗 Adam Thank you.

42:57🔗 Caller All right. Yeah. I love Snoop. Okay. My question is, this is not really that much of a bully story. But what happened was, I had this friend for like a year or so. And we felt sorry for him, so we let him hang out with us. And then, like, we didn't know, like...

43:17🔗 Adam Daniel, you're Virgin, right?

43:19🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 13.

43:20🔗 Adam This is what Virgin sounds like. No, he's 13.

43:21🔗 Drew Give him a break.

43:22🔗 Adam I know. We have 13-year-olds. I call the show arm. But this is what Virgin sound like, by the way.

43:27🔗 Caller Okay.

43:27🔗 Adam Okay. That's all right. That's good.

43:29🔗 Caller Okay. So then we like hung out with him, but we didn't know like he was a psycho. Right? So then... All right.

43:37🔗 Adam All right. Listen, Daniel?

43:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:40🔗 Adam Are you going to be 19? You're going to have your learner's permit by the time this goddamn story's over? Yeah. Yeah.

43:45🔗 Caller Okay. All right.

43:46🔗 Adam Get to it.

43:46🔗 Caller Okay. I'll get to it. So then anyway, like I pissed him off one day and then we got in a fight and then ever since then he's been threatening me and my friends. Like first he took a two by four and he was about to hit us with it. And then like, I don't know. I mean, he just, he threatens my friend. He threatens...

44:07🔗 Drew You know, it may sound lame, Daniel, but you got to get some adult supervision in here to contain this guy before he hurts himself or somebody else, just get some separate, get some structure, some distance between you guys and him and somebody will take care of him.

44:21🔗 Adam You know, to be fair to him, a two by four is only an inch and a half by three and a half. It's not actually a two by four. That's why I would make a great lawyer. Your Honor, he claims to have been threatened by a two by four when in fact...

44:35🔗 Drew Will you swear that it was a two by four?

44:38🔗 Caller Liar!

44:40🔗 Adam One and a half by three and a half, Your Honor. Get the tape measure. Jeff?

44:47🔗 Caller Hey. What's up? Hey.

44:50🔗 What's up, guys?

44:51🔗 Adam What's up?

44:53🔗 Drew Jeff?

44:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:54🔗 Drew Go.

44:55🔗 Adam Hey, Jeff.

44:56🔗 Don't hang up on me, please.

44:57🔗 Drew You're on. Go. He's waiting for his friends to tune in to KROG so he can record this call. Yeah.

45:04🔗 Adam Is that what you want to do? All right. Well, hold on a second. That's no big deal.

45:08🔗 Drew Go three.

45:08🔗 Adam Just hold on and we'll get back to you. Ben.

45:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:13🔗 Adam You're 21. What's happening?

45:14🔗 Caller Hey, what's going on?

45:15🔗 Caller Actually, I got a question for Dr. Drew.

45:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:17🔗 Caller For about the past year, every once in a while, like mid-conversational, I have these glitches, so to speak, kind of like a short of my wire. But I'm kind of worried about it because I'll be mid-conversation. What happens is like my whole body shuts down.

45:31🔗 Drew What does that mean?

45:32🔗 Caller Well, for like a split second, like I'll be talking and suddenly my speech will become slurred and my eyes will drop. I kind of feel my face get heavy and like my hands start shaking. And then I just regain consciousness real quick and then proceed with my conversation.

45:46🔗 Adam What other people say about it?

45:49🔗 Caller Nobody knows. But you know, I was speaking to a friend yesterday about it. And because I noticed the past I'd say month or so I've been like stuttering, you know, fumbling over my words and I'll never do that. Yeah, you're right. That is kind of a trip.

46:00🔗 Drew You want any medication?

46:01🔗 Caller No, not at all.

46:02🔗 Drew Nothing.

46:02🔗 Caller Nothing at all.

46:03🔗 Adam Here's what I'm asking, though. Haven't you done this in front of people?

46:07🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. People trip out.

46:08🔗 Drew What do they say? What do they observe?

46:11🔗 Adam Did you just have one when I asked them that question 10 minutes ago? What do they say when you do that?

46:17🔗 Caller They.

46:18🔗 Caller Well, actually, one of my friends has encountered it, but he just kind of mocks it. You know, he makes us kind of like retarded.

46:23🔗 Adam I guess all the only reason I was asking is because sometimes stuff goes on in your head and it feels like it's a big deal and other people don't even notice it. And I just wanted to know if it was something that was very noticeable that it actually probably like two people have noticed.

46:39🔗 Caller They go, what was that all about?

46:40🔗 Drew What did they see?

46:42🔗 Caller They just they don't see anything. They just see how I kind of like close my face, like my eyes kind of drop down and I stop talking. And within a minute, I kind of go, you know, I'll stop talking and then I pick up where I left off.

46:54🔗 Drew Do you ever lose consciousness or fall?

46:56🔗 Caller No, but you know, it's funny. The reason why I trip out is because it usually happens once maybe every couple of months, but last night I was reading an article and that happened twice in the article and it became a hassle for me to read. So I just gave up on the article because-

47:09🔗 Drew Are you having any emotional disturbances or anxiety, panic, depression, anything else? No, not at all.

47:13🔗 Caller He's smooth isn't he? And the reason why I'm concerned is because my hands started shaking, but back in January, I ran to the emergency room when I left school. And because when I woke up in the morning, the right side of my face was kind of paralyzed. My face was droopy.

47:27🔗 Drew Okay.

47:28🔗 Caller So I went to class and everything was cool. And then it started to get, it kind of started to hurt. So, you know, I freaked out and I ran to the emergency room and the doctor said, well, either you slept on it wrong and or you have a neurological, unfortunately, I don't remember what he diagnosed it as, but he prescribed me this medicine, this neurological medicine, but I just disregarded it because, you know, Hey, the guy might be wrong.

47:52🔗 Drew All right, well, Ben, you need to work out. There's really three sort of main, yeah, I got you went to the ER for that.

47:56🔗 Adam Yeah, I do that with the mechanics on and pull the car in. The guy tells me it's wrong to transmission.

48:00🔗 Drew I can ignore it.

48:01🔗 Adam Screw you, buddy. You could be wrong.

48:03🔗 Drew You know what you're doing.

48:03🔗 Adam I hit the road.

48:04🔗 Drew I got to make it to Vegas. Why do people do that with physicians? It's bizarre that they do that all the time.

48:09🔗 Adam Well, here's my thing. I disregard the advice of physicians, but I don't talk to physicians.

48:15🔗 Drew You don't go.

48:15🔗 Adam Don't go.

48:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

48:17🔗 Adam Don't go over there. I haven't told you something. Men disregard it.

48:19🔗 Drew That's fine.

48:19🔗 Adam Stay home. I'll save you the trip.

48:22🔗 Drew There are three categories, broad potential causes of things like this. One is cardiac problems, transient problems with rhythm, things that decrease the blood supply to the head. Another would be general neurologic problems, including seizures, tumors, and whatnot infections. And then finally, psychiatric problems. This could be an anxiety symptom, but it all needs to be sorted out.

48:41🔗 Adam Pack in and get sorted out. We'll come back. We'll talk to Jeff. He had an affair with his girlfriend's sister.

48:46🔗 Drew Yes, Jeff was taping the call now.

48:48🔗 Adam That's real good now, after this.

48:53🔗 Caller Hello, this is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

49:06🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz. Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz. KQBC, Seattle.

49:33🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Over there, we got traffic and weather coming up at the top of the hour. Okay, I gotta, I gotta give you one more quick thing. I was yelling at Drew about, all right, forget it. Go ahead, come on. No, no.

49:47🔗 Drew Come on, about traffic and weather? They won't mean anything to Bioria, by the way.

49:52🔗 Adam It won't. You live in LA and you drive, you listen, I listen to talk radio. I love talk radio. I really enjoy talk radio, but I don't need the goddamn traffic report every six minutes. I don't. And I said to Drew, what percentage of the people listening are actually affected by that particular traffic report? And he said less than 1%. And I'm sure it's even less than less than 1%. Everyone, stop the traffic reports.

50:20🔗 Drew Or have a traffic channel we go to.

50:22🔗 Adam How many times, everyone, show of hands, how many times have you, put it this way, how many millions of traffic reports have you heard in your life? How many, how many thousands of you heard, well, you were walking with your headphones on. How many thousands have you heard when you were in your living room? How many thousands of traffic reports have you heard when you were in the traffic that they were reporting and it was too late? Thousands.

50:47🔗 Guest Isn't that a sad thing?

50:50🔗 Adam When you're lying on your deathbed and you realize you spent 14 months collectively listening to traffic reports, you could do nothing about, how many traffic reports have you heard that were taking place in a part that was 70 miles away from where you were? Or as you were pulling up the hill or into your driveway, you were listening to another traffic report? How many out of all the thousands of traffic reports you've heard over the course of your lifetime, have you actually went, hey, thanks for the heads up, I'm gonna get off the freeway or I'm gonna turn on to this street? For me personally, I can say three times in 30,000. And you know what? It's worth it. It's worth it to lose the 30,000 for the three. You know what I'm saying? Forget it. Make a traffic station. Everyone tunes in to that, done. Don't care about the weather and the traffic. And don't need to hear it every six minutes. I don't know who decided we needed the traffic rammed up us. And I think it's because radio guys just don't know what to do and they don't care. Jeff?

51:53🔗 Yes.

51:53🔗 Adam You're 21.

51:54🔗 Caller I am.

51:55🔗 How are you guys doing? Good.

51:57🔗 Caller All right.

51:57🔗 Yeah. I've been having an affair with my girlfriend's sister and I don't buy it.

52:01🔗 Caller Yeah. No.

52:02🔗 Drew No, I don't buy it.

52:03🔗 Caller Why?

52:04🔗 Adam Why are you talking about it?

52:07🔗 Caller What do you mean?

52:07🔗 Caller Why am I talking about it?

52:08🔗 Drew I really don't buy it.

52:09🔗 Caller Yeah, me either.

52:11🔗 Caller Disqualified!

52:13🔗 Drew Because you had no feeling attached to it. It's a serious thing and you tossed it out like you were talking about what you watch for television tonight.

52:21🔗 Adam Hey, how much more passionate am I about traffic?

52:24🔗 Drew I'm way more passionate about traffic than him. The girlfriends.

52:28🔗 Adam Hey, Jeff.

52:29🔗 Caller Hey, really, really, really.

52:30🔗 Seriously?

52:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:32🔗 I was kind of bummed because you're out here for a golf charity thing.

52:37🔗 Adam The King's thing.

52:38🔗 I didn't get to see you, man. I work at the hotel you're staying at.

52:41🔗 Caller Oh, at the right on.

52:43🔗 I really wanted to get a photo with you.

52:44🔗 Adam Oh, well, I would have gladly done it with you. Yeah, I did.

52:48🔗 Because I was waiting for you and I heard you on the radio. So I'm like, oh, it's not.

52:53🔗 Caller Yeah, whatever.

52:56🔗 Adam I want to like Jeff because he almost waited. He couldn't do the math.

52:59🔗 Drew Where was this? You in Seattle or something?

53:00🔗 Adam No, this was a golf tournament that I got drunk at. By the way, these are not golf tournaments. These are drinking games. You just go out and get loaded. They have beer at every tea. But I went and played some King's golf tournament. It was probably about two months ago.

53:16🔗 Drew In Newport or something?

53:17🔗 Adam Yeah, in Newport. I had to drive out to the hotel that was near there after this show. This guy couldn't figure the math out, I guess, because I got in at one o'clock and he worked at the hotel. He should have known I was going to be walking through the lobby at that time. You know the thing about these golf tournaments that's no good? They're celebrity golf tournaments. I think, oh, cool. Maybe I'll get on a team with Cuba Gooding Jr. or something. Charlie Sheen or something. You know what happens? You want to hear the disappointing part? I turn out to be the celebrity. Oh, I'm the celebrity.

53:49🔗 Drew That's the worst of all possible. I mean, much better. There should be good, real celebrities there. And you matched up with somebody inconsequential.

53:57🔗 Adam No, no, no. As a celebrity, you don't get to play with celebrities. You are the celebrity. And they have like, you know, a whole bunch of foursomes that go out, right? So all the celebrities get spread out. So I become the celebrity for my foursome. But here's my foursome. Three guys in their early 60s who are in commercial real estate development. You know what I mean? So I was like, hi, I'm Adam. I'm your celebrity. Hi, Alan. Nice to meet you. Are you, do you juggle? No, I'm on MTV. MTV. Bert, doesn't your daughter watch MTV? I believe she does. Hi.

54:37🔗 Guest Okay.

54:38🔗 Adam Alan, you're up first on the T. It's Adam.

54:41🔗 Guest Oh, fantastic.

54:42🔗 Adam I'm thinking, these poor sons of bitches got stuck with me as their celebrity. Guys who golf, they don't listen to Loveline and they don't watch The Man Show. They're not really, you know the guys I went out with, seriously? You know what they did? They built the Staples Center.

54:59🔗 Caller Wow.

55:00🔗 Adam I was like, they were the celebrity and they were in construction. So I was going nuts.

55:06🔗 Drew Did you ask them questions about how they'd solve some of those problems?

55:09🔗 Adam I had a guy who was in, he did commercial concrete work, did the Staples Center. All of them did the Staples Center. I had a thousand questions for him. And I said to the guy, how many 90-pound sacks in a cubic yard of concrete? He went nuts. He couldn't figure it out. He had to get on the phone. It's like 27 sacks. It's something I've always wanted to know. Hey, Stefan?

55:32🔗 Yeah.

55:33🔗 Adam You're 21.

55:34🔗 Caller Hey, I've been using injectable painkillers called Nalbifene or Nuvane.

55:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

55:39🔗 Caller And I was wondering if there are any long-term bad effects as far as...

55:44🔗 Drew Yeah, it's heroin addiction. That's what you got. Same thing.

55:48🔗 Caller I don't do it intravenously. It's intramuscularly.

55:50🔗 Drew Same thing.

55:51🔗 Caller It's same thing.

55:51🔗 Drew Same thing, basically.

55:52🔗 Adam Drew, what is the difference between the venous and the muscular in terms of how it works?

55:56🔗 Drew It's a little bit more powerful reward to the brain. So the speed with which these things reach the brain and the intensity, the ultimate dose determine the effect on the brain to some extent, but the duration in which you're under the influence, lots of other things come to bear too. New vein is a very powerful synthetic opiate.

56:11🔗 Adam You do it muscly for heroin?

56:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

56:13🔗 Adam Do people do that?

56:14🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

56:15🔗 Adam I mean like between their toes or something?

56:16🔗 Drew Skin popping. Ever heard of that?

56:19🔗 Adam No.

56:19🔗 Drew Well, they do that.

56:20🔗 Adam What do they do?

56:21🔗 Drew When they run out of veins, they just start injecting the muscle.

56:23🔗 Adam Well, I mean like, yeah, like so when guys don't want to get track marks in their arms.

56:26🔗 Drew Well, they do it in their ass, they do it in their legs, they do it all over the place.

56:28🔗 Adam Shoot it between their toes or something?

56:29🔗 Drew Yeah, they do cocaine that way too and it breaks down the skin and something massive.

56:32🔗 Adam Nice. Okay.

56:33🔗 Drew But, Stephen, the problem with this is this is opiate addiction, opioid addiction and it's a deadly disease, profoundly profound, profound disease.

56:41🔗 Adam When you're shooting painkiller into a muscle though, doesn't that muscle get numb?

56:47🔗 Drew No.

56:48🔗 Adam Not really, no.

56:49🔗 Drew It's not a peripheral anesthetic, it's a central acting. Cocaine's effect on the reason your nose goes numb is different than the reward effect on the brain.

56:59🔗 Adam Nice, but hey, you get both. That's called a positive cycle.

57:06🔗 Drew You have to be detoxed in the hospital and you have to be treated. This will not stop by itself, guaranteed.

57:12🔗 Adam How did you get on this one?

57:14🔗 Caller Bodybuilding with my friends and then I guess it helps you to work out harder and get stronger.

57:23🔗 Drew You're doing it every day?

57:25🔗 Caller Yeah, a couple of times a day now and I'm not bodybuilding anymore.

57:28🔗 Drew If you were coming to see me, I would not detox you outside of a hospital and you'll be spending a few months in a highly structured environment.

57:35🔗 Adam Well, don't freak it, man.

57:36🔗 Drew That's what you need. You need to take some time out and get this thing treated. This is a brain disease you've got now. A switch has been thrown in your brain that basically hijacks the survival centers of your brain and gets you focused on pursuit of these compounds and without them, opiate addicts have this very intense sense of loss, this very painful, empty feeling that it's hard to live with. They always know where the solution is, how they can get some relief. They convince themselves if they just have one more dose, they'll be okay and they'll get back into the sobriety again. They, of course, relapse.

58:06🔗 Adam I have a question. When parts of your brain get hijacked, do they go out your ear or are they like hide in your ass? Where do they go? They stay in the body? Hiding with the cops up the driveways by the four-way stop signs. Where do they go when parts get hijacked?

58:20🔗 Drew They're in the cockpit waving the gun. A flight deck, excuse me.

58:26🔗 Adam Yeah, a flight deck. Yeah, they changed the word cockpit to flight deck. I guess they didn't like the word pit. Matt?

58:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

58:35🔗 Adam You're 16?

58:36🔗 Caller Yeah, man, I'm the HALO guy from last night. I have the ring around my dick, you know? Right. But I have bigger problems than that. Oh, my girlfriend, she has really...

58:49🔗 Adam Man, we had to hang up on him again. He used the T word for boobs, which I still can't figure out why he can't use that word because it's derived from teat as far as I know.

59:03🔗 Drew But somehow though to have him get on and say something like that, I find just especially despicable.

59:08🔗 Adam I do too. Yeah, I don't know why.

59:10🔗 Drew He's so demeaning to his girlfriend.

59:12🔗 Adam Yeah, although I think he's probably just screwing around.

59:14🔗 Drew He's just a dick. Yes.

59:15🔗 Adam Thank you. All right.

59:17🔗 Guest Dave?

59:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:19🔗 Guest You're 19.

59:20🔗 Caller I'm 19.

59:20🔗 Adam What's up?

59:21🔗 Caller Okay. So I used to date this guy who was really nice and really normal or so I thought. Like a while after we broke up, and well, we didn't really break up, we just kind of stopped talking and stop talking.

59:34🔗 Guest You're gay. I see.

59:36🔗 Adam Yeah, Drew's right.

59:37🔗 Guest Sure.

59:37🔗 Caller So then.

59:38🔗 Guest Sure.

59:39🔗 Adam I don't know why I have to overstate the obvious. It's not like we need to coax him out of the closet. He knows he's gay. I'm sorry for that. Go ahead, Dave.

59:46🔗 Caller It's no problem. I don't care. So like a little bit after we like stopped talking and stuff, someone told me that he was arrested for child molestation. This is like freaking me out, you know, but I like kind of got overnight. I just kind of like tried to move on. But lately, like things have been happening that keep bringing it up, like with friends and like, I know it sounds kind of corny, but like tarot card readings, like brought it up and stuff.

1:00:11🔗 Adam She's a gazer and all that kind of, well, you know why? Because you're like chicks. You gaze. Gaze are basically, they're women with penises is how it works. And that's not a bad thing, but that's the truth. And therefore they're into all the nonsense that women are into astrology, tarot cards. Wait a minute, Drew, is your phone screwing up?

1:00:33🔗 Caller Oh, I'm sorry.

1:00:34🔗 Adam No, that's not your fault, Dave. So the tarot card, what did the tarot card read?

1:00:39🔗 Caller It was just odd that the tarot cards brought it up, too, because it's been happening with some friends of mine.

1:00:44🔗 Adam What does the molestation card look like? Is that a big hairy hand and a small penis? What is on that card?

1:00:51🔗 Caller It's actually a creepy old man with a big stick beating small children.

1:00:59🔗 Adam Is that coming up in a poster? There's no molestation card.

1:01:03🔗 Drew I bought that one, Dave.

1:01:04🔗 Adam I did, too. Then how does it come up?

1:01:08🔗 Drew God, these hosts are retarded. We'll buy anything.

1:01:12🔗 Adam How is it spoken through the tarot cards?

1:01:15🔗 Caller What came up was that there was someone in my past that was still causing me pain, and that they had hurt me greatly, blah, blah, blah.

1:01:26🔗 Drew No one has anything like that in their past, do they?

1:01:29🔗 Adam I got to add that on to my, you're very creative.

1:01:32🔗 Drew There's someone in your past that you have unfinished business with. She is causing you great pain.

1:01:37🔗 Guest She, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she, she.

1:01:42🔗 Adam I'm picking up a consonant. You know anybody with a consonant in their name or vowel? You're very creative. You're very intuitive. You know a lot. You have good instincts. Is that true? Is that true?

1:02:01🔗 Drew Absolutely, I do know that.

1:02:02🔗 Adam Sure. You're very instinctive. Very instinctive.

1:02:05🔗 Drew I have great instinct.

1:02:06🔗 Adam You're the kind of person that says, here's what I think, and that's what I think. Am I right? Am I right?

1:02:13🔗 Drew Yeah, always.

1:02:14🔗 Guest That's me.

1:02:15🔗 Adam You're very creative. I know you're very creative. Very creative.

1:02:18🔗 Drew You see anything about my relationships?

1:02:19🔗 Adam Yes, I see. I see that the one that either you're in or you're not in right now, it's not going to be the last one. This is not the and, all, and be all, okay? It's the next one. And you need to keep an eye out for that person, if you haven't already met them, okay?

1:02:38🔗 Drew And you're saying, next.

1:02:40🔗 Adam The next, the next, next, next person, very, very important. And I'm, I'm, I'm getting the letter R. R, is there any R? Is there any R? Anyone? Anyone?

1:02:52🔗 Drew Rogelio.

1:02:54🔗 Caller Who?

1:02:55🔗 Adam So so many, grandparent, mother, friend, street, does you drive on? Do you, do you use a Rolex watch? It's a Rolex. R, I'm getting R. Railroad? You ever driven on a railroad?

1:03:08🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:03:08🔗 Adam You're a reality?

1:03:09🔗 Drew Yes, real, that's my, that's my word.

1:03:11🔗 Adam You're very real person, that's where the R came from. And you're very creative.

1:03:15🔗 Drew I'm not even real yet.

1:03:16🔗 Adam You have the job you have right now is not fully exploring that creativity. And one last thing, there's a part of you that you show the world, but then there's another part of you that you keep locked deep inside that other people, you don't let other people see that. Not very often. It would take a very special person to see that other part of you, wouldn't it?

1:03:33🔗 Drew Very, I'm crying now. You're so, you're so...

1:03:37🔗 Adam I'm right on.

1:03:37🔗 Drew Madam, you're so, you're so insightful.

1:03:39🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:03:40🔗 Drew You know, I have the experience...

1:03:41🔗 Adam Very creative. You're a very sensitive person, but you don't let that on to everyone. Not everyone knows that.

1:03:45🔗 Drew Careless having a party tonight at this restaurant called 360 Sunset or something.

1:03:49🔗 Adam You're all very... Here's what I like.

1:03:51🔗 Drew Wait a minute.

1:03:52🔗 Adam I like to be, I like to be, I like to be able to just be able to go... You're very thick, you're very stupid, you're horse's ass.

1:03:59🔗 Caller Am I right?

1:04:00🔗 Drew You're an idiot.

1:04:01🔗 Adam You're an idiot, you're jackass, very low IQ, double digits, right? People think you're smarter than you are. Is that true? Zero potential. And you've peaked out in terms of your work right now. Is that true?

1:04:13🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:04:13🔗 Adam What? You think they're going back to that person? Going back for a little more abuse in reality?

1:04:19🔗 Guest No. No.

1:04:21🔗 Adam The day, the day these people start telling people they're of average or lower than average intelligence and barely employable, and the fat person they married eight years ago is going to get fatter and that's it, is the day people stop going to psychics and stop believing in them. Thank you. Go ahead, Drew.

1:04:42🔗 Drew So I was mentioning that restaurant we're going to be at tomorrow night. I'm going to be at it. You probably will be.

1:04:46🔗 Adam I'm going.

1:04:48🔗 Drew And she goes, oh, really? What? And I go, what? He goes, oh, it's gay. And I go, that just means good. It's a good restaurant, right?

1:04:54🔗 Adam Gay, yeah.

1:04:55🔗 Drew Yeah, it's like good. Excellent. I'm psyched.

1:04:57🔗 Adam You're going to a happy and gay restaurant.

1:04:59🔗 Drew No, but they have great taste, right?

1:05:02🔗 Adam Oh, gays? Gays are great.

1:05:04🔗 Drew Yeah, it's just like good. They go there. Good food. It has to be good.

1:05:07🔗 Adam Yeah, gays got it all. They know how to party, too. And they know how to decorate. They know how to put on. They they know how to they know how to have a soiree. There's no doubt about it. Mary.

1:05:17🔗 Guest Hello.

1:05:18🔗 Adam You're 26.

1:05:19🔗 Drew But who is that?

1:05:20🔗 Adam They have...

1:05:20🔗 Guest I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:05:22🔗 Adam Gays are geniuses.

1:05:23🔗 Drew Yeah, exactly.

1:05:25🔗 Adam Yes.

1:05:26🔗 Guest I have a question for Dr. Drew.

1:05:27🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:28🔗 Adam I believe they should all be killed before they take over the world.

1:05:31🔗 Guest They're diabolical geniuses.

1:05:32🔗 Drew Mary.

1:05:33🔗 Guest I have unusually long menstruation cycles now, where my period actually lasts about three to four weeks.

1:05:40🔗 Drew How long in between?

1:05:42🔗 Guest Like just a normal three week, four week period.

1:05:46🔗 Drew So you're bleeding for three weeks and you're off for three or four weeks.

1:05:50🔗 Guest Correct.

1:05:51🔗 Drew And are you on DepoProvera or something like that?

1:05:53🔗 Guest I'm on nothing. It's just all of a sudden my period started being real wacky.

1:05:58🔗 Drew All right. Well.

1:05:59🔗 Adam But you're a very creative person, right?

1:06:00🔗 Drew That's basically something called dysfunctional uterine bleeding, or almost that anyway. And you need to have your thyroid checked. You need a pelvic ultrasound. You need to figure out why this is happening. It's something. And it may be nothing of consequence, and it may be treatable. They may ask you to get on the birth control pill or something like that. But it's something. And it should be looked into just to make sure it's not something that requires treatment.

1:06:23🔗 Guest Okay.

1:06:24🔗 Drew Okay. All right.

1:06:25🔗 Guest All right.

1:06:27🔗 Adam Where the hell are we going from here?

1:06:28🔗 Drew One of these two.

1:06:29🔗 Adam Had a bad experience at a Thai food restaurant tonight.

1:06:32🔗 Drew What happened? That's why you were so messed up. You were one of the influence of some weird spice.

1:06:36🔗 Adam I got a little off my game with the meat crab or something.

1:06:40🔗 Drew What happened?

1:06:41🔗 Adam I had an embarrassing situation.

1:06:43🔗 Drew Oh.

1:06:43🔗 Adam And by the way, this whole thing is going to haunt us. You know why? Because we're going to go to this K-Rock party tomorrow night. We're going to see Kevin Weatherly, who's only noticed stop talking and start taking some phone calls. I was spending the entire show talking and I got to see this guy 18 hours from now. And it is the first thing he's going to bring up. So just pray to God he ain't listening. And if you do see him, don't bring it up. Just play and tell him I'm not there if you see him. I go to a Thai food restaurant today to pick my food up. Tonight I order some takeout. I go in there and take it out. I pull my car into the parking lot. Now I sort of double park because there's no place to park. I sort of slide in. I'm going to run in and get my food. Run back out again. But they're not ready. And it's a good 15 minutes off. And meanwhile I get my car out and my car's out there. And the guy comes out and he's polite. He's a Taiwanese guy, I would imagine. And he says he's going to make delivery. And, uh, could I please move my car out so he could get the delivery car out? And I said, well, is my food going to be... If you wait a second, I'll grab my food and I'll come out and just... I'll keep going, you know? I'll take off. And he said, no, your food's going to take a minute. So you got to move your car so I can get out. He was nice.

1:07:56🔗 Guest I said, fine.

1:07:57🔗 Adam So there wasn't any place to park though. So what I did is instead of pulling my car out and down the street kind of thing, I pulled back and maneuvered it over 10 feet, slid it over closer to a bunch of other cars, giving him space to pull out. But he didn't think he could make it. And I realized it was a maneuver. It wasn't a two or three point turn. It was just crank it around and bring it around. Yeah. Kind of thing. But this guy's driving a minivan. He's last thing he drove was one of those fan boats on the Yangtze River or something. I mean, you know, you know, the one they drove, James Bond got around it. The point is, is this guy wasn't going anywhere. And I knew it. So I pulled I stood outside next to him. Now, here's the funny part. Right in front of the time restaurant, the big window.

1:08:43🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:44🔗 Adam So everyone's looking at us right now, you know, and I'm looking like the world class jackass because I was supposed to go move my carbon instead of moving it. I just slid it over.

1:08:52🔗 Drew Repositioned.

1:08:53🔗 Adam I repositioned with plenty of room for this guy to back out, but not this guy. And now I was going to look like an idiot because I wasn't giving him enough room. So I went over to the guy and I said, you know, I tapped on his passenger window and I was giving him this. You know, the thing with the hand, turn the wheel this way, crank it around this way, crank it around this way. And he was backing up just into my car, basically, not into it, but he was heading.

1:09:16🔗 Drew Yeah. He was parked heading for it.

1:09:19🔗 Adam My car made a T over his car.

1:09:21🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:09:21🔗 Adam And instead of cranking the wheel to the left and pulling out, he was just coming straight into my car. And I said, crank it, crank it, crank it. And he'd pull eight inches and hit the brake. Eight inches, hit the brake. Eight inches, hit the brake. And I was doing this.

1:09:34🔗 Guest Come on, come on, come on.

1:09:36🔗 Adam And he'd go eight and hit the brake. And come on, come on, eight, hit the brake.

1:09:39🔗 Guest Eight, hit the brake.

1:09:40🔗 Adam I finally, I don't know why I got so invested in it, but after about 10 hit the brakes, when I was just going, come on, come on, come on, and he'd just keep hitting the brake. I just finally said to him, I said, I knocked on one, I said, hey, you do what I tell you to do. Now, when I say come on, you come on.

1:09:57🔗 Guest When I tell you to stop, you stop. But don't keep stopping.

1:10:02🔗 Adam Come on, come on.

1:10:04🔗 Guest And he'd still do, he'd just stop.

1:10:06🔗 Adam Every, now I'm sort of committed and I've got the car there. And it's like I'm standing out there guiding the guy and everyone in the goddamn restaurant is looking through the window at us. And I'm looking like an idiot because I was supposed to move my car, but I didn't move it enough for this guy. And I'm working in the sky out. And this guy is making me look like the biggest jackass on the planet because he's taking what's a very easy sort of maneuver and turning it into brain surgery. And I'm just, come on, come on, he'd stop every, he'd stop every six inches.

1:10:35🔗 Guest He'd hit the brake hard, too, the car.

1:10:37🔗 Adam And then, here's the good news, the car then stalls. He has hit the brake so many times, going so slowly, in his increments. Yeah, a glacier went flying past us at some point. He said, now the car is stalling, he's starting, and I'm like, listen, and I'm doing this, here's what I'm doing. I'm going to turn, turn, turn, doing the hand, doing the hand, doing the counterclockwise hand, turn the wheel, turn the wheel, turn the wheel, turn, and I'm looking at his wheel because I'm standing right by the side of his car. It's turned an eighth of an inch. Come on, come on, turn the wheel.

1:11:10🔗 Guest Turn the wheel, turn the wheel.

1:11:12🔗 Drew Did he get out finally?

1:11:13🔗 Adam Well, 15 minutes later. Yeah, well, these are wonderful stories.

1:11:18🔗 Drew Yes, we'll hear more at the break. Sorry, Kevin.

1:11:23🔗 Adam Did you fart in here, Drew? What was that?

1:11:25🔗 Drew It wasn't me.

1:11:27🔗 Adam Anderson?

1:11:30🔗 Drew Okay, here we go.

1:11:31🔗 Guest We'll be back.

1:11:31🔗 Caller In a separate room, dude.

1:11:32🔗 Adam All right, all right, all right, all right.

1:11:34🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:11:35🔗 Guest We'll be back.

1:11:40🔗 Caller We'll be right back. You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

1:12:14🔗 Adam Hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew. Let's burn through some calls.

1:12:19🔗 Guest What do you say, buddy?

1:12:20🔗 Drew It just, he's not listening anymore. You don't have to worry. Erica, 27, what's going on?

1:12:25🔗 Caller Well, I was wondering if it was, if a female can masturbate too much, I mean, if there's like a certain amount, you know, where they can masturbate too much.

1:12:35🔗 Drew Well, there's a point at which it becomes preoccupying and can affect your productivity and a point at which it becomes compulsive and that suggests a certain past. People who are sexually abused can sort of set off on a trajectory of compulsivity. Or addiction, it's one of the things, one of the ways people express their addictive biology is through sexual compulsion.

1:12:55🔗 Adam If you're, you know, if your right hand gets a yeast infection, it means...

1:12:59🔗 Drew You look into it. I look into it.

1:13:00🔗 Adam You look into it.

1:13:01🔗 Caller Well, I use a vibrator and it's...

1:13:04🔗 Adam What's going on? Hey, is that us?

1:13:06🔗 Drew That's us, yeah.

1:13:06🔗 Adam Hey, turn your radio down, brainiac.

1:13:09🔗 Caller Excuse me.

1:13:10🔗 Adam All right. You always make me feel bad when you're polite. I'm trying to yell at you. Please, nobody do that.

1:13:16🔗 Drew Mental note, be polite to him.

1:13:18🔗 Caller Now, is it normal to have to urinate during masturbation? Like, I mean, it feels really good, but it's like, I can't reach an orgasm unless I urinate.

1:13:28🔗 Drew I don't know. You mean you urinate while you're orgasming?

1:13:30🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I mean, I have to like stop.

1:13:34🔗 Adam No, I mean, why? Because I've now become so fixated on seeing if I can hear myself in the background, which I still can, by the way, that I've hung up on her.

1:13:43🔗 Drew Turn it down, Erica. I want to hear the question, but it's interesting.

1:13:46🔗 Adam Hey.

1:13:47🔗 Caller Hey, listen to what she's asking.

1:13:48🔗 Adam Who cares? Tough love.

1:13:49🔗 Drew Come on.

1:13:50🔗 Adam You know what? I got to be...

1:13:51🔗 Drew It's affecting me too much.

1:13:52🔗 Adam I'm going to be 100% honest. I did not hear a word of the second part of her question because I was listening to myself in the background after telling her to turn her radio down.

1:14:01🔗 Drew She has to find a way to urinate during orgasm.

1:14:03🔗 Adam Don't care.

1:14:04🔗 Drew Yeah, but it's interesting.

1:14:05🔗 Adam Interesting.

1:14:06🔗 Drew It's a volitional thing with her.

1:14:07🔗 Adam I wish I'd heard it. Dharma?

1:14:09🔗 Guest Hi.

1:14:10🔗 Adam Year 15.

1:14:11🔗 Guest Yeah. I've been losing a lot of hair lately. Okay. A lot.

1:14:17🔗 Drew Just all diffusely throughout your scalp.

1:14:20🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Are you saying a lot of hair?

1:14:22🔗 Guest A lot of hair.

1:14:23🔗 Adam A lot?

1:14:24🔗 Guest A lot.

1:14:25🔗 Drew Are you on medication?

1:14:27🔗 Guest No.

1:14:27🔗 Drew Do you have any medical problems?

1:14:29🔗 Guest I don't think so.

1:14:30🔗 Drew And any trauma recently? A car accident or anything like that?

1:14:33🔗 Guest No.

1:14:34🔗 Adam Sometimes. How much is a lot of hair?

1:14:36🔗 Guest Half my hair in three weeks.

1:14:38🔗 Drew Any other symptoms at all?

1:14:40🔗 Guest I've been having a lot of seizures lately.

1:14:43🔗 Adam Well, not counting seizures?

1:14:45🔗 Guest Just headaches.

1:14:46🔗 Drew You have seizures but you're not on medication? Yeah. Why is that?

1:14:50🔗 Guest Because I just haven't gone yet.

1:14:53🔗 Drew You haven't gone yet?

1:14:54🔗 Guest I haven't gone to the doctor to get it fixed yet.

1:14:57🔗 Drew What does that mean exactly?

1:14:59🔗 Guest I haven't gone to the doctor to get it checked out yet because they just started happening about a month ago.

1:15:04🔗 Adam How do you know you're having a seizure?

1:15:07🔗 Guest I just totally blitz out and I shake all over and I fall on the ground and I pass out eventually.

1:15:12🔗 Drew Why doesn't someone take you to the hospital when that happens?

1:15:16🔗 Guest Because I don't know. I've never done it in front of anyone on Tuesday when I'm alone at home.

1:15:21🔗 Drew Do you do drugs?

1:15:22🔗 Guest No.

1:15:23🔗 Drew Is there any reason you'd be having these seizures?

1:15:25🔗 Guest Not to my knowledge.

1:15:26🔗 Drew Okay. You've got to go to hospital like immediately.

1:15:30🔗 Adam Other than the seizures and the hair falling out, no problems?

1:15:33🔗 Guest I can't sleep.

1:15:36🔗 Adam That's typical 15-year-old stuff, hair falling out, seizures.

1:15:40🔗 Drew Why can't you sleep?

1:15:41🔗 Guest I don't know. I just can't sleep.

1:15:45🔗 Drew Do you lose your urine or bite your tongue or anything like that when you have the seizures?

1:15:48🔗 Guest No.

1:15:49🔗 Adam Where's your parents?

1:15:51🔗 Guest Not here.

1:15:53🔗 Adam What's up with them?

1:15:54🔗 Guest Well, I have parents, but they're out of town right now. And they're good parents.

1:15:59🔗 Drew Well, they've left you alone for how long?

1:16:02🔗 Guest Just for a week.

1:16:03🔗 Drew And during that, that's when you started having seizures?

1:16:05🔗 Guest No, I've had them for a little while, but they've just been getting really bad lately.

1:16:09🔗 Adam Have you told your parents about it?

1:16:11🔗 Guest No.

1:16:12🔗 Adam What's up?

1:16:13🔗 Drew How come they don't happen at school, that kind of thing?

1:16:15🔗 Adam Wait a minute. Who'd your parents leave you with?

1:16:18🔗 Guest Nobody.

1:16:18🔗 Adam They left you alone?

1:16:19🔗 Caller My brother.

1:16:21🔗 Adam Okay. How old is he?

1:16:22🔗 Guest Seventeen.

1:16:23🔗 Adam Well, that's a little better.

1:16:24🔗 Drew Has he seen you have one of these?

1:16:26🔗 Guest Huh?

1:16:26🔗 Drew Has he seen you have one of these?

1:16:28🔗 Guest No.

1:16:29🔗 Drew And what happens when you have them at school?

1:16:32🔗 Guest They're not as bad at school. They just kind of, I just tremble all over, and I get really, I can't hear anything. I just lose all hearing.

1:16:42🔗 Guest All right.

1:16:43🔗 Adam You need to go to a doctor.

1:16:45🔗 Guest Yes?

1:16:46🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:16:47🔗 Drew Why haven't you gone?

1:16:49🔗 Guest I don't know. I just don't like doctors.

1:16:51🔗 Adam All right. Well, why are you calling us?

1:16:54🔗 Guest I don't know. I just want to see how I can get my hair to stop falling out.

1:16:57🔗 Adam Well, wear a beanie.

1:16:59🔗 Guest I don't wear a hat. I look very bad in a hat.

1:17:01🔗 Adam All right. Well, then you got to go to a doctor.

1:17:04🔗 Guest Okay.

1:17:05🔗 Guest All right.

1:17:06🔗 Guest All right.

1:17:07🔗 Drew This is very serious now. You must go. The hair issue is just something ancillary, a symptom, but there's something substantial going on.

1:17:14🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:17:15🔗 Adam Listen, here's the deal, Dharma. I don't want to scare you. Okay. But you probably have a week to two days to live. No. You could have a problem, like a tumor or something, and that they could get to and something that they could fix. But if you let it go too long, they might not be able to fix it. So it's important that you check yourself out. All right?

1:17:34🔗 Guest All right.

1:17:35🔗 Adam All right. Take care of yourself.

1:17:37🔗 Guest Okay.

1:17:37🔗 Adam Where'd your parents go, by the way?

1:17:39🔗 Guest Costa Rica.

1:17:40🔗 Adam They're wonderful people. Drug deals, right?

1:17:44🔗 Guest No, I love my mom.

1:17:46🔗 Adam What about your dad?

1:17:47🔗 Drew Do you have any?

1:17:49🔗 Guest My dad? Yeah. My dad's a jerk.

1:17:52🔗 Drew You have no emotional problems?

1:17:55🔗 Guest No.

1:17:56🔗 Drew You've never been to a hospital for any reason?

1:17:59🔗 Adam You don't have any emotional problems? Really?

1:18:02🔗 Guest Really.

1:18:02🔗 Adam Okay. What are they doing in Costa Rica?

1:18:05🔗 Guest It's just a vacation. It's their first vacation since we've been born.

1:18:09🔗 Caller All right, baby.

1:18:10🔗 Adam You go to the doctor, okay? Okay.

1:18:12🔗 Drew Let us know what happens, will you? Please?

1:18:15🔗 Caller Really?

1:18:15🔗 Drew I want to know what happens.

1:18:16🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:18:17🔗 Adam I forgot all about it.

1:18:18🔗 Guest Chessy?

1:18:19🔗 Caller Hello?

1:18:20🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:18:20🔗 Guest Yes. What's up?

1:18:22🔗 Caller Okay. I just wanted to know, every time I masturbate and I come, I start, like, sneezing uncontrollably. I just wanted to know why that was happening.

1:18:29🔗 Adam Geez, you... You belly must be a mess.

1:18:32🔗 Caller Excuse me?

1:18:33🔗 Adam I said your belly must be a mess. You're coming from both directions. It's like a kind of war zone in there. Yeah. There are... Sneezing all over your shoulders.

1:18:45🔗 Drew Basically, vessels, your blood vessels kind of dilate in the nose, and it causes a little seepage of fluid sometimes, and that triggers some sneezing.

1:18:53🔗 Caller So there's nothing bad that happens?

1:18:54🔗 Drew No, not usually, no. Laughing and sneezing, and about orgasms, not uncommon.

1:18:59🔗 Caller Okay. And I heard you guys... I don't know if I can ask you, but about the girl who couldn't pee or masturbate or something like that. Right. It happens to me also that when you're masturbating, you have to stop and then pee, because you can't come.

1:19:14🔗 Drew Yeah, but she was saying she has to urinate at the time that she's coming.

1:19:18🔗 Caller Same thing happens, like you're doing it, but then you can't do it at the same time, because you just have to be, I don't know.

1:19:23🔗 Drew No, as a male, you can't do it at the same time.

1:19:25🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:19:26🔗 Drew Okay. She needs to do it at the same time in order to have the orgasm.

1:19:31🔗 Adam It'd really be a mess if it did happen at the same time, as a male.

1:19:35🔗 Drew Is it my imagination, have we just dropped about 30 IQ points tonight? I mean, if we've been much above 30 up to this point. I think we're in a coma and stupor.

1:19:49🔗 Adam This may be a first, but I think we've dipped into the negative IQ points.

1:19:52🔗 Guest Is that possible?

1:19:53🔗 Drew It's coma and stupor tonight.

1:19:56🔗 Guest Yeah, coma and stupor.

1:20:00🔗 Adam That's a pretty good sitcom names. Hey, you know, I wanted to give a shout out to my peeps over the Family Guy, which I went and did today.

1:20:11🔗 Drew Another one?

1:20:13🔗 Adam I love that Family Guy.

1:20:15🔗 Guest What did they have you do?

1:20:17🔗 Caller Death.

1:20:18🔗 Adam I got the tape of me as death, by the way. The watch night is very lovely. Oh, Anderson, you want to see it? Yeah, I think it's in my car.

1:20:26🔗 Caller Then I think to myself, my God, wouldn't it be marvelous if I turned out to be homosexual? Unacceptable.

1:20:33🔗 Drew It's so funny.

1:20:35🔗 Adam I'll tell you, that's a Family Guy. Funny show on TV. Absolutely. All this Ned and Stacey or Will and Grace and Darman Gregg and all this nonsense. Junk. You want to laugh, you put that Family Guy on. Hi, Drew, where are we going now, buddy? You're freaking out over here. We're going to 3? Billy?

1:20:56🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:20:57🔗 Adam Hey, you're 25. What's up?

1:20:59🔗 Caller Yeah. Hey, Adam, you're the man.

1:21:01🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:21:02🔗 Caller Hi, Drew. You're the man, too.

1:21:04🔗 Caller Thank you, Billy.

1:21:05🔗 Caller All right. So I've been going on this girl for last month, and she has epilepsy. And I'm just wondering if I do, like, have sex with her, and she has orgasm that might affect her.

1:21:24🔗 Drew Could you trigger a seizure? Is that what you're asking?

1:21:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:28🔗 Drew No, no, not unless that's been her pattern, or if she has uncontrolled seizing.

1:21:33🔗 Adam What does, is an epileptic, what would trigger a seizure? Is it different for everyone?

1:21:40🔗 Drew Different for different people. Sometimes it's-

1:21:41🔗 Adam Typically.

1:21:43🔗 Drew Typically, I mean, there's- Excitement. Sometimes emotional stimulation, sometimes visual stimulation, and flashing lights that kind of think historically, that's much less common than they used to think. Sometimes just serendipity, not taking enough of the right medication, and the seizure just breaks through.

1:22:00🔗 Adam Would you have seizures when you're sleeping?

1:22:02🔗 Caller Mm-hmm, could.

1:22:04🔗 Adam But it'd be more likely that you have them when you're watching a Super Bowl game?

1:22:09🔗 Drew Yes, I would think so.

1:22:10🔗 Adam The more stimulation, the better the chance?

1:22:13🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:22:15🔗 Adam Remember that story some years ago where some woman had epileptic seizures by seeing Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight?

1:22:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:22:22🔗 Adam And there's weird little things that give people seizures.

1:22:25🔗 Drew Right.

1:22:25🔗 Adam Weird little theme songs, the opening to Gilligan's Island or something.

1:22:29🔗 Drew You don't see much of that in reality.

1:22:33🔗 Adam What did you say? That 40% of your workload would be people who have seizures from Mary Hart?

1:22:37🔗 Drew In my career?

1:22:38🔗 Adam 30-40?

1:22:39🔗 Drew Zero.

1:22:40🔗 Adam All right. But how many people who've died of second-hand smoke have you treated? Zero?

1:22:49🔗 Caller Hmm.

1:22:51🔗 Adam Where do you think all those 53,000 people who die every year from second-hand smoke are? Do you think they're in another part of the country?

1:22:59🔗 Guest They must be.

1:23:00🔗 Adam They must be. Okay.

1:23:01🔗 Guest All right.

1:23:02🔗 Adam You know how many people die in Vietnam?

1:23:05🔗 Drew 53,000?

1:23:06🔗 Adam The same amount as died. Yes. But you know, we were in Vietnam for six, seven years. That was so. We're in Vietnam for six, seven, one year every year. You understand? We will soon surpass the amount of allied troops who died in World War II. Just a couple more years. 53,000. That's only second-hand, everyone. All right, Drew, where are we? I'm going to get back to Shannon.

1:23:30🔗 Drew 16.

1:23:31🔗 Hi. I have an autoimmune disease. It's called antiphospholubid antibodies syndrome.

1:23:36🔗 Drew Interesting.

1:23:38🔗 Adam That's fascinating. She's dying over there, Drew. That's great.

1:23:43🔗 Drew You have a... It's sort of a lupus-like syndrome.

1:23:46🔗 Yeah, it's like cousin of lupus.

1:23:47🔗 Caller And I can't take...

1:23:49🔗 Drew You have a positive test for syphilis.

1:23:51🔗 Yes.

1:23:52🔗 Adam Wow, Drew. You've really been reading your JAMA.

1:23:56🔗 And I can't take any oral birth control, like anything. As far as I'm concerned, it's like all I know is I can use condoms during sex, but...

1:24:04🔗 Drew Yeah, let me think about that for a second. Have you talked to your doctors about this?

1:24:09🔗 No, not really, because every time I go, I go with my mom.

1:24:13🔗 Adam Great. Hey, now what about an IUD?

1:24:18🔗 Yeah, I was like wondering...

1:24:19🔗 Drew Well, that can impair your fertility, though.

1:24:22🔗 Yeah, my mom had one of those, and that's how she had both me and my sister.

1:24:27🔗 Drew While she had the IUD in?

1:24:28🔗 Yeah.

1:24:28🔗 Drew Nice.

1:24:29🔗 And I don't think condoms are saving us.

1:24:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:32🔗 Adam What about...

1:24:33🔗 Drew How did your disorder present?

1:24:35🔗 Like, probably about two years ago, they thought I had mono, but my blood work and everything, it never got better. I went to a disease specialist, and then I went to a rheumatologist and...

1:24:49🔗 Drew But you never had... You started feeling okay, you were otherwise normal.

1:24:52🔗 Guest Yeah.

1:24:54🔗 Like, I was pretty bad for a while, but I think my... I'm not sure, because my mom deals with all this, but my platelet count was like 50 or something. Wow.

1:25:04🔗 Adam What about a cervical cap? Do they have those anymore?

1:25:09🔗 Drew No, that kind of thing is out there. And I'm not entirely clear that progesterone is out for you. Do they say that for sure? You haven't talked to anyone about it, though.

1:25:18🔗 Like, I'm not actually having sex now, but...

1:25:21🔗 Drew I think the Depo-Provera might be something you could take, but you got to...

1:25:24🔗 No, I can't use that.

1:25:26🔗 Drew You talked to the rheumatologist about that?

1:25:27🔗 Like, no shots, no nothing. Like, the norplant, can't use that either?

1:25:33🔗 Caller Huh.

1:25:34🔗 Drew Well...

1:25:36🔗 Caller Hmm.

1:25:37🔗 Adam Alright, so no oral contraceptive, no norplant, no Depo. So now we got to get within some physical barriers, right?

1:25:45🔗 Drew They're saying no shots of any kind of anything.

1:25:47🔗 No.

1:25:48🔗 Drew Why is that?

1:25:48🔗 Adam No heroin?

1:25:50🔗 It can go... Any type of birth control can shoot it into lupus.

1:25:55🔗 Drew Yeah, the estrogens. I didn't know that progesterones could, too.

1:25:59🔗 Adam All right.

1:25:59🔗 Drew I'll accept that.

1:26:01🔗 Guest All right.

1:26:02🔗 Drew Well, you're going to have to use barrier methods then.

1:26:04🔗 Guest That's it.

1:26:04🔗 Drew And you've got to use two barriers. Use a condom and a diaphragm, condom and a cervical cat, condom and a sponge, something like that. I have another question. That's pretty effective if you're careful about it. What's the other question?

1:26:14🔗 I'm like totally obsessed with sex. And I've never had sex, but like seriously, I think about it so much.

1:26:20🔗 Adam After you've had it, you won't be so caught up in it, believe you me.

1:26:23🔗 But like, it like seriously bothers me. And it's not always like conventional. Sometimes it's just weird things that just like come in my mind.

1:26:30🔗 Drew Like what?

1:26:31🔗 Like, I don't know, like I'll be walking down the street and I'll see some guy and I'm like, I wonder what it would be like to have sex with him.

1:26:36🔗 Drew That's conventional. Yeah.

1:26:38🔗 Adam Drew does that all the time.

1:26:39🔗 Okay. And I like, I don't know. It like bothers me though.

1:26:42🔗 Drew I know, but that's, this is a new thing to be troubled, to be straddled, strapped with or saddled with. And you know, it's interesting. There's some data showing now that, that women's, the degree to which women are preoccupied like men is somewhat determined by the level of circulating androgen, testosterone-like hormones, that some women really have a lot of that going on and have more male type of experience of their sexuality and would be preoccupied like Shannon is and bothered and troubled and uncomfortable versus others who are more, less bothered, more receptive in their orientation.

1:27:16🔗 Adam What would a woman, what would the physical characteristics of a woman who had more, higher levels of testosterone circulating through them?

1:27:26🔗 Drew It's hard to...

1:27:26🔗 Adam Smaller breasts?

1:27:27🔗 Drew Not necessarily because the way you respond, a woman responds to those hormones is different. If you gave her a bunch of exogenous male hormones, she would develop from the outside other than what her body would normally produce.

1:27:40🔗 Adam Exogenous are hormones that hate chicks?

1:27:42🔗 Drew That's right, from the outside. She would get facial hair and would get deeper voice and all that sort of stuff.

1:27:49🔗 Adam If you introduced testosterone to her via a syringe or a pill or patch or something, it would react differently than if she was actually producing it.

1:27:57🔗 Drew Potentially.

1:27:58🔗 Adam Why?

1:28:00🔗 Drew Because the balance of the way your body is set up to respond is sometimes different than its response if you're taking something extra physiologic. Does that make sense?

1:28:09🔗 Adam Yeah, and let me tell me if this makes sense. There's a part of you that you show the world, and there's a part you keep, it's very secret, it's all yours.

1:28:17🔗 Guest It's very, you treasure it.

1:28:19🔗 Drew There's a relationship I've had, been very hurtful.

1:28:21🔗 Caller You're very protective.

1:28:22🔗 Adam You're very protective over that part of you, and you don't want other people to see it. Am I right?

1:28:27🔗 Drew How did you know?

1:28:28🔗 Caller Oh boy.

1:28:31🔗 Caller All right.

1:28:32🔗 Adam We're going to take a little break. We'll be back with Drew and his Psychic Friends after this.

1:28:37🔗 Caller Hello.

1:28:38🔗 Caller This is your radio.

1:28:40🔗 Caller The line will be ready.

1:29:02🔗 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

1:29:17🔗 Guest Yeah, that's what you get.

1:29:20🔗 Drew Nice.

1:29:21🔗 Adam Drew was just asking me who I was voting for, and I said Bush and Gore basically become the same mess, same watered-down mess to me.

1:29:30🔗 Drew Gush and Bore.

1:29:32🔗 Adam Gush and Bore, yeah. Doesn't make a difference. Listen, whoever's going to lower some taxes and let people do their own thinking a little bit. That's what I'd really like.

1:29:42🔗 Drew That sounds like Bush. That's his thing.

1:29:44🔗 Adam Then I'll vote for him. And I don't care. I'm not interested in funding the parade to save the world, save myself. Keep a little of my own money and save a little money on arrows and stoplights. But I'm going to vote for a third party. And I suggest everyone do that. I want to get a third party up so that they can enter the debate, so that they can be a real, legitimate, viable...

1:30:12🔗 Drew We need a third party. But what that third party is hasn't really taken form yet.

1:30:15🔗 Adam Don't care.

1:30:16🔗 Drew I agree we need that. Absolutely.

1:30:17🔗 Adam I don't care. I want there to be five. I want to be a lot of competition. Pamela?

1:30:24🔗 Yeah.

1:30:24🔗 Adam You're 21.

1:30:26🔗 Yeah.

1:30:26🔗 Adam What's up?

1:30:27🔗 I've never had an orgasm. And I've been married for a year. My husband is the only guy that I've ever been with. And I think, I don't know, I think I take everything like to heart. And when I was going to church when I was a kid, they always told me, you know, if you have sex before you get married, then you won't ever, you know, have like great sex. And we, you know, had sex before we were married. And I don't know.

1:30:58🔗 Drew That spoiled it somehow.

1:31:00🔗 Well, I don't know. I mean, because like, I have like a really hard time of like letting go of things. And I don't know. I mean, because I've been reading about like all these sexual dysfunctions that like a lot of women have. Right. And I don't know. I mean, I really want to. And I think I don't know if I just like I try too hard to.

1:31:23🔗 Adam Well, listen, you still believe in God?

1:31:26🔗 Oh, yeah.

1:31:29🔗 Adam But what?

1:31:31🔗 Well, no, I do. I don't know. I just.

1:31:34🔗 Adam You all right with him?

1:31:35🔗 Yeah.

1:31:35🔗 Adam Do you believe he's watching you?

1:31:38🔗 I guess. I don't know.

1:31:39🔗 Adam He's looking. Is he when he's looking over you or he's looking at you?

1:31:43🔗 Oh, I would say looking over.

1:31:46🔗 Adam So you're part of his flock.

1:31:48🔗 Yeah, I guess he could say that.

1:31:49🔗 Adam I see. But he doesn't see you when you're on your back.

1:31:53🔗 Caller No, he's not staring down at you.

1:31:55🔗 Adam When you make that face, you know. Well, I mean, what about when your husband pulls out? Do you think that upsets God?

1:32:03🔗 No.

1:32:04🔗 Adam Why not? He certainly can't be a big fan of the pullout.

1:32:09🔗 Well, we just had a baby, so he doesn't do that, I guess, very often.

1:32:14🔗 Adam The pullout?

1:32:15🔗 Yeah.

1:32:15🔗 Adam All right. So God's all right with that.

1:32:17🔗 Yeah, God's great with that.

1:32:18🔗 Adam But what about all the oral sex?

1:32:20🔗 Well, see, I also have a problem with that, too.

1:32:23🔗 Adam So does God. God's like, what are you doing? That's not for procreation.

1:32:29🔗 Well, no, I mean, that's not why I have a problem with it. The reason why I have a problem with it is because I don't... It's like I'm afraid that I'll... Because I got a bladder infection once. And so ever since then, I get like really like... I hated it. It was awful. And I had it like...

1:32:45🔗 Drew You're going to get a bladder infection from oral sex?

1:32:47🔗 I don't know. I'm just that...

1:32:48🔗 Drew You don't know, Pamela. That is very true.

1:32:51🔗 Adam From consuming mass quantities of semen?

1:32:55🔗 No, no, not, no. Not if I perform oral sex, if my husband does.

1:33:00🔗 Drew Having urinary tract infections is sort of a normal part of sexual activity. It just happens once in a while.

1:33:05🔗 Caller All right, David.

1:33:06🔗 It lasted for like four months.

1:33:07🔗 Caller It was awful.

1:33:08🔗 Drew Did you have it treated?

1:33:09🔗 Yeah, I had a really crazy doctor who only gave me antibiotics for like seven days.

1:33:15🔗 Drew And that's all you're supposed to need.

1:33:17🔗 Really?

1:33:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:19🔗 Well, I might not...

1:33:21🔗 Drew Crazy, that guy.

1:33:22🔗 Well, no, because...

1:33:23🔗 Drew You're only supposed to do a single dose in three days.

1:33:25🔗 Dr. Bombay. I went to my... I went to a new doctor and he said that I was supposed to, like, for antibiotics to work, you have to have them for at least two weeks.

1:33:34🔗 Drew Depends what the organism is, but urine infection is actually a single dose.

1:33:38🔗 All right.

1:33:38🔗 Drew You should be able to wipe it out.

1:33:39🔗 Pamela? Yeah.

1:33:40🔗 Adam Listen, baby. Oh, do you like your husband?

1:33:45🔗 I love my husband.

1:33:45🔗 Adam Everything's good?

1:33:46🔗 Yeah.

1:33:47🔗 Adam All right. You need to have a glass of red wine, mellow out a little, forget about... You do what I do, you embrace Satan in the bedroom. You think about Jesus when you're driving, but Satan when you get in the bedroom. And Jesus in the living room, Satan in the bedroom. You understand? And Allah in the hole. And Moses in the can. And enough.

1:34:19🔗 Caller Where's Buddha?

1:34:21🔗 Adam Where do you think about Buddha?

1:34:22🔗 Drew The boudoir.

1:34:23🔗 Adam The boudoir.

1:34:24🔗 Caller All right.

1:34:24🔗 Adam Let's see. Who do we get to? Where are we going here, Drew? Let's burn some.

1:34:27🔗 Caller Pick a pick a.

1:34:28🔗 Drew Come on buddy.

1:34:29🔗 Adam Elvis.

1:34:31🔗 Caller What's up?

1:34:32🔗 Adam You're 21. You have a vein in the base of your penis.

1:34:35🔗 Caller Yes. Good.

1:34:36🔗 Adam That's good.

1:34:37🔗 Caller Yeah. That's a good thing.

1:34:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:34:39🔗 Caller But it's hard. I went to the emergency room because I broke my hand. But while I was in there I figured, well, hey, while you're at it, I just found this. A twofer.

1:34:50🔗 Adam Nice.

1:34:53🔗 Drew So the vein is clotted and become hard now.

1:34:55🔗 Caller You're right.

1:34:57🔗 Drew Do you do weird stuff with putting too much something around the base of the penis?

1:35:02🔗 Caller No.

1:35:03🔗 Adam Well, that's how he broke his hand. He grabbed it too hard.

1:35:10🔗 Caller I just lost my virginity three weeks ago.

1:35:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:35:13🔗 Caller And when I lost it, it was kind of in the heat of the moment, went down and just bought some condoms. Condom was real small, too small.

1:35:23🔗 Drew That's what I was asking. Did something get constrict around the base of the penis?

1:35:26🔗 Adam Well, you said you're doing weird things.

1:35:30🔗 Caller You said weird things.

1:35:32🔗 Drew Well, that may be why the vein clotted off. That's not typically something that would happen even from restricting flow there. I would suggest you have a workup for what's called a hypercoagulable state to see if there's something that's causing your blood to tend to clot more easily. Protein S, protein C problems. There's various stages along the clotted cascade that can be happening.

1:35:55🔗 Adam It's your worst nightmare as a doctor, though. A guy comes in and says, Doc, I think I broke my thumb. Yeah. And by the way, as long as I'm up on the rack, let me show you something. He searched for the pants.

1:36:07🔗 Drew Yeah, but...

1:36:08🔗 Adam Does that happen a lot?

1:36:09🔗 Drew The front is better than the back.

1:36:11🔗 Adam Good point.

1:36:12🔗 Drew So anyway, you do need to get that checked out and you might want to see a vascular surgeon because those things can become irritated and painful and be a real pain in the neck.

1:36:17🔗 Adam All right, we'll be back. Well, there you go, another fabulous show in the can. I want to thank my good partner, Dr. Drew, for coming in here and... What did you do?

1:36:50🔗 Drew I just came in here.

1:36:51🔗 Adam Oh, I see, for actually showing up tonight. Yes, that is wonderful. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying... What's happening?

1:37:00🔗 Guest Mahalo.

1:37:02🔗 Adam Hey, ah, ma, where's my nipples, huh?

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