15:29🔗
Voiceover
Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.
15:41🔗
Yeah.
15:52🔗
I guarantee it.
16:05🔗
I told you.
16:12🔗
The humanity.
16:13🔗
Adam
Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Oh, I just let a huge... Would you stop that Anderson, you jackass? Let me enjoy my gas. Leave Anderson alone. I let a huge fart go. Drew, shut that door. How dare you?
16:32🔗
No way.
16:33🔗
Adam
Anderson, stop it, you son of a bitch. That stuff drives me nuts. I will turn these headphones right down there. Good, you have no more power over me. It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that's Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew's Board Certified Physician, an addiction medicine specialist. He may be his next patient.
17:07🔗
Adam
The ride over was stupendous for me. I was just blowing farts in my car all the way here. That one, literally and figuratively, I was sitting on for the last 10 minutes because producer Anne was in here talking. I was letting it build up. Then right when the mics got hot at the top of the show, I let that baby fly. Drew, seriously, as a doctor, that had some punch.
17:30🔗
Drew
I have encountered that once in a while and thought to myself, I wonder what this is. It's so unusual. It's so amazing.
17:44🔗
Adam
I don't know what it is. All I know is I was sitting in the parking lot of the 7-Eleven 20 minutes ago, after just letting a huge one go in the car, sitting in the parking lot under the street light, just sitting there, and I was using my hand doing that waft, doing that fan thing with my head down between my legs. And I looked to my left, and there's a very attractive woman sitting in a park car just staring at me with the window down, smoking a cigarette. And I thought, she must know what I'm up to. Drew, I don't know what I got going, but I got it going.
18:24🔗
Adam
All right. Wait a minute. No, no, no. All right, all right. Come back in the room. Come back in the room. That's not play acting, is it, Drew?
18:35🔗
Oh, God.
18:49🔗
Caller
Before I ask my question, I just want to say you guys are awesome. I listen to you every chance I get.
19:14🔗
Caller
He drew with my mind and tried to convince me that I'm like bisexual or something and I'm trying to figure out how to get him to stop.
19:33🔗
I'm not around you when I'm around you.
19:35🔗
Adam
Listen, everybody. You don't have to have a- I haven't given this speech in a while. You don't have to have a long sit down with everyone in your life. They start doing things that aren't right. Give them a little space. Give them a little time to think about it.
19:52🔗
Oh, I have to leave at this point.
19:59🔗
Yeah?
20:04🔗
Okay. I was masturbating earlier. And I had stuck a chain down my urethra.
20:27🔗
Very carefully.
20:30🔗
Just thread it down there.
20:35🔗
You have to work it in there.
20:38🔗
That's the problem. I got it all the way down.
20:40🔗
I think it like slipped into the bladder.
20:47🔗
Yeah.
20:48🔗
Adam
Drew, on me it's a short run, but how long on an average guy? How long does it take for you to get into the bladder? You got to get through the penis.
20:56🔗
Drew
Well, if you sort of push on that area between your anus and your testicles, can you feel any discomfort there? Because I don't see how we get past that. That's very difficult terrain.
21:19🔗
All right.
21:24🔗
Yeah?
21:26🔗
No.
21:28🔗
It just felt good.
21:51🔗
Adam
Listen, you idiot. That angle is because the guy's dork is dangling. If he had an erection, it wouldn't be there.
21:56🔗
Drew
There's a deal. If they're going to do a cystoscopy or something, they have to take this and bring it all down here and go up like that.
22:29🔗
Drew
No coat hangers. But if this is true, usually the only people that engage in those kinds of behaviors are like disturbed, put really unusual stuff into body orifices.
22:41🔗
Drew
No, no, no, no, nobody's my birthday. Please, please, please, please, please, no, no, no.
23:00🔗
Come on.
23:03🔗
Adam
Stop that sound, Anderson. I'll turn my headphones down. Jesus Christ. I got the one engineer in North America. Don't like farting. Drew, get in here. Come on, buddy.
23:15🔗
Come on.
23:29🔗
Ah, that's funny.
23:36🔗
Yeah.
23:39🔗
Really?
23:39🔗
Yeah.
24:06🔗
Best show on television, the man show.
24:13🔗
Yeah, whatever.
24:14🔗
Adam
All right, Jeremy, go ahead. Drew is gagging over there. Drew, did you have a dry heave?
24:47🔗
Whatever.
24:50🔗
Yeah.
24:58🔗
That's a damn lie and you know it.
25:13🔗
Adam
Well, 90 would be against your left thigh. Okay. Yeah. 180 be in your ass and 360 be around your waist and then back to the front again. So if your penis is sticking straight out, 90 would be about 1030. I mean 45 would be like 1030 if noon, if 12 was straight out and nine was your left thigh, right?
25:50🔗
Adam
All right. Oh, man, Drew. Drew, get back in here, buddy. Oh, my God. Drew is a doctor. Make a diagnosis on that. Wow. I don't know what I ate tonight, but I got to write that down.
26:28🔗
You need to go to the doctor.
26:32🔗
Adam
Oh, my God. It's mammoth. Oh, I wish Jimmy was here. I wish Jimmy was here. You know, like people win the Oscar and cry because they wish their dead father was there to see them. Whenever I break a good fart, I wish Jimmy or his cousin Sal was with me. Yeah. Yeah, that ain't normal, is it? That's not normal at all. Imagine what my car was like on the way over. Oh, man. We got a carpool. What can he do about his bent penis? Take some vitamin E. Drew's not on the mic. He's gagging in the corner. Where are you going? Drew, don't abandon your post. How dare you? How dare you leave your post?
27:26🔗
Adam
All right. Well, Anderson, come on in, buddy. Come on in and get Drew's headphones. Come on in. Come on. Use Anderson's headphones.
27:36🔗
Drew
All right. Seriously, I could not think or breathe. You got to give me about, I'll give you 120 seconds, 180 seconds, something like that.
27:56🔗
Adam
Anderson, come on, buddy. Hang out. Oh, no. No, he's got to come back there. Headphones are tied up on Drew's computer cord. Come on, buddy. The water's warm. Come on in.
28:20🔗
Drew
It's usually two. They come in 800s, though. And there are operations to straighten it back out, but what they do is basically cut a pie out of the elongated side.
28:40🔗
Drew
No one's going to do this. And it's not something to be concerned about unless there's a rectal difficulty, pain problem.
28:51🔗
Adam
Hi, Jen. I'm having a banner night gas-wise in here tonight. It's big. It's as big a night as I've had a lot of years. Oh, yeah. He's real happy.
29:15🔗
Guest
And, well, I kissed this one guy. And, you know, like back in your throat on the sides, I don't know if they're called like your lymph nodes.
29:38🔗
Adam
I'll tell you when I'm going to fart next. All right. Drew's coming back from the engineer studio and coming back into the booth here, all right? And he's going to tell you all about it. You think it's syphilis?
29:54🔗
Adam
Oh, oh, oh. It's still bad? You still got some? Oh. Same one, though. There's nothing new. Nothing new. I'm honoring the piece of court.
30:04🔗
Drew
Just pretend it's perfect in here because I want to see the look on some of the other people's face when they walk in here during the break.
30:15🔗
Well, what happened was-
30:51🔗
Adam
Okay. I knew it. A horrible attitude. I have this theory about women and men, but mostly women. Really good looking chicks? Yeah. No one ever says, hey, honey, shut the f up. You're giving me a headache because they're really good looking. And then I hear them over the radio and I go, boy, is she annoying. Boy, do I want to yell at her to shut up. And then it dawns on me. She must be real good looking because no one's, no one's humble there. No one's told her to shut up. No one straighten her out. Oh, Jen, you give me a headache. Drew, I got to let another one of these go. Not yet. I'll tell you.
31:25🔗
Always try to remember what to do if the atom bomb explodes right then. It's a bomb.
31:54🔗
Adam
Let me explain something. There's certain times, certain periods of time when you just capture lightning in a bottle. You know what I mean? It's magic. Everything comes together. Everything converges as one.
32:32🔗
Adam
Drew's on the floor. Come on, buddy, come back in the studio. The studio door is open and Drew's standing out in the hall with his headphones on. He's got about 20 feet of range on this thing. Hey, buddy, let's act like a professional. Get back in here. Okay, we got a job to do. Chrissy? Hey, I'm sorry about Drew's attitude tonight. What's the problem?
32:53🔗
You're 17.
33:22🔗
Adam
Listen, I wish he'd do his job too, but apparently his little escapades are more important than your menstrual bleeding.
33:30🔗
Adam
He's coming back now. He's coming back. Come on, buddy. Jesus, come on. Grow up, would you? What are you, 43 now? Time to grow up.
33:59🔗
No, no, no, no. It's okay. I don't just clot when I bleed. I have tissue.
34:12🔗
I really don't think that's too normal.
34:17🔗
Adam
Come on, buddy. I got to get a little of that pie in me, Ann. What do you say? A little pie and a little more coffee. See if I can settle my stomach. All right. Hey, Chrissy. Drew, come on.
34:36🔗
The past few months, yeah.
34:41🔗
It started off like every two months, been like down to a month and a half.
34:48🔗
No. I haven't had medication since like February.
34:54🔗
Gosh, I had like mono or something, and they gave me several different medications.
34:59🔗
Yeah, I'm starting to settle in.
35:01🔗
Drew
So it's probably just you. The lining of the uterus literally sloughs off during your period. For some women, it's more overt, more obvious than others. And unless there's a lot of pain, unless the bleeding is uncontrolled, or it becomes much, much different than usual in terms of the number of pads you're using, that sort of thing, it may just be the way you're developing, that's all.
35:20🔗
Adam
All right, she's fine. Renee, you're 16. Whatever problems you think you may have, not as bad as the problem Drew is having right now.
35:36🔗
Adam
Speak candidly. As a doctor, have you ever smelled anything like this come out of someone's ass?
35:49🔗
Yes.
35:51🔗
Okay, well, I called the show a couple months ago, and my mom's boyfriend was making sexual references around me and towards me.
35:58🔗
Right? Yeah. The other was about three weeks ago, we were at dinner, and there's a fairly well-endowed woman. He made a reference. It turned into a reference towards me. I caught up, walked out, and I've currently moved in with my boyfriend.
36:21🔗
No. She's just like you're 16, you should be mature enough to deal with it.
36:30🔗
He's 20.
36:34🔗
No.
36:34🔗
I called like-
36:37🔗
Like two months ago.
36:38🔗
Adam
All right. Same thing with me. All right. So how's it going living with your 20-year-old boyfriend?
36:43🔗
It's good. See, the thing is, we're not living together. We have separate rooms and everything.
36:49🔗
I'm still a virgin, and so is he. We're going to wait until we get married.
36:54🔗
No. He graduated high school at 16, and he's a CPA, and he has his own house.
37:09🔗
I was wondering if it would be better, in your opinion, for me to stay here.
37:16🔗
Adam
Yes. I give it my blessing. Your mother's a piece of work. Your stepdad is God knows what. You're a virgin. You got separate rooms. The guy's a CPA. He graduated high school at 16. Fantastic.
37:29🔗
Drew
The only problem I can see is that you still need a parent in order to launch you into adulthood. You're really not there yet. And you're going to be under the wing of this guy who has his own sort of agenda in this relationship.
37:47🔗
Adam
I'll tell you what. I'm going to save it for the... If I have some coming up during the break, I'll save it.
37:51🔗
Drew
But the point is that you need to really stay focused on making sure that your development is attended to, not that you're subjugating your needs to this relationship.
38:16🔗
You know what I'm saying out there?
38:18🔗
Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.
38:58🔗
You might put an end to this.
39:00🔗
You might absolutely erupt.
39:01🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. That is my ass. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. It's Dr. Drew's birthday tonight, so he's pretty excited. I didn't...
39:25🔗
Adam
I've been letting hellacious gas go in the first break, so much so that it actually drove Drew out of the studio.
39:33🔗
Adam
Yeah. Thank you. All right, Drew, why don't you put your computer down, and let's get down to business now. You've been goofing off. I know it's your birthday, but it's time to reel it in. Put your game face on, and let's get to the task at hand, which is helping teenage kids.
39:49🔗
Drew
Let's thank Ann for bringing the pie to it. Ann is going to really do some combat duty here in a minute and bring the pie in.
39:55🔗
Adam
I'll tell you, she better hope she gets here soon, because there's another prisoner that's about to escape. There's a storm a-browing. Yeah, Austin?
40:07🔗
Caller
Okay, I have a couple of things. First of all, I think that we should, next time that Adam's gone or something like that, I think Jimmy Kimmel should take your place.
40:21🔗
Dr. Drew is a more solid-finished organization than I ever was.
40:29🔗
Caller
Okay, here's the deal. A bunch of my friends got together with me, and we put this blue food coloring stuff in some brownies.
40:37🔗
Why?
41:02🔗
Adam
I don't know. Stuff you get at a pet store are usually not a great idea to eat. Thank you for that pie, Daniel.
41:07🔗
Caller
But the truth is, the pee came out really blue. The crap was exactly as brown as ever.
41:17🔗
Drew
You know where he's moving. He's going down the logic of how do I make my things come out of my penis taste and look different.
41:26🔗
Adam
We're eating some lovely pie right now. Drew, if I worked one up now, wouldn't it be horrible for you?
41:39🔗
Drew
Hang on a second, Ryan. I'm worried about what this thing was he put in these people's food.
41:50🔗
Caller
Yeah. You guys might remember, I called him Thursday and I had hallucinated and saw Queen's The Stone Age at Hobfest.
41:59🔗
Caller
Yeah. Not only was my girlfriend listening to the show which she recorded also, played it for a bunch of my friends, and now they all think I'm a complete retard.
42:09🔗
Adam
Well, what did you say? What was your question? You thought you saw Queen's of the Stone Age in Arizona, right?
42:13🔗
Caller
Yeah. My girlfriend had asked me to have anal sex with her, and I was asking you guys about it. You guys thought I was bogus, right? So she and I sounded like a complete idiot on the phone because I actually heard the tape.
42:35🔗
Caller
But you played the tape for a bunch of her friends and also a bunch of my friends, you know, even like my best friend Eugene. And now he thinks that I'm a retard, too. All right.
42:55🔗
Adam
All right. Here's how you rectify the situation. You don't exacerbate it. Situations where you get into trouble, you don't have press conferences and try to wiggle your way out of them. You know what it's like? It's like when you cut yourself, when you cut yourself in the kitchen with a knife or wherever, you don't try to... Oh, thanks, Ann.
43:18🔗
Adam
Come on. Hey, let Ann go, please. I was making one of my great analogies. When you cut your finger, you don't try to not uncut your finger. I know they screwed that up. But the point is you put a bandaid on it, put a little Bactene on it, and it'll go away in a week.
43:35🔗
Adam
But you don't try to take the knife and pull it the opposite direction and see if it'll close the wound up.
43:41🔗
Adam
You pull a boner, you screw up, people get pissed off, whatever it is, just lay low, things blow over, other stuff comes up. Right?
43:55🔗
Hello.
43:58🔗
Caller
Well, my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him and my ex-girlfriend told me that, well, they're best friends, my ex-girlfriend. So she told me that she got fingered twice while my best friend was going out with her best friend.
45:08🔗
Adam
I don't know what happens. It happens later on in life. You realize that after you break up with someone, they're allowed to go out with other people. It's part of breaking up. You know what I mean? That's how it works. There's something when you're in like high school and stuff or junior high that you break up with someone and it's been six months and the girl starts going out with someone else, like how dare you? Are you trying to humiliate me?
45:27🔗
Drew
You want to kill the guy. The weirder impulse, which is I'm gonna get that guy for doing that.
45:32🔗
Adam
Yeah. Listen, that's how it works, everybody. You think you just, what do you do? It's like a chick after you go out with her, it's like a racehorse that breaks its leg or something, just take her out behind the barn and shoot her. It's no good anymore?
45:52🔗
Yeah.
46:02🔗
Caller
I'm on 350 milligrams of Depakote, 100 milligrams of Zoloft, and I've been on Trazodone, Ambien, Clonopin, all this.
46:15🔗
Drew
I know. But you're not going to be able to maintain any effect, really any significant sustained effect of mood stabilizing medication if you're smoking pot.
46:33🔗
Adam
All right. But here's my message to you, Adam. As you know, I'm a genius, right? I am. I really am. My brain and ass should be in the Smithsonian after I die. Maybe even before I die. Drew, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
46:47🔗
Adam
You'd like if my ass was in Washington DC right now and sit in the studio, right? All right. So Adam, here's the deal. You got a few problems, little chemical problems. Your brain's not working as well as it should. That's all right. Thank God you're living in this century and this time. You know what I mean? Because a hundred years ago, they'd probably just chain you to a radiator in the bottom of some hospital and whip you every day. Right. Now you have a chance at a good life. Everything can work out. But don't screw it up with the pot. Give yourself a little break.
47:19🔗
Drew
And if you're an addict, get treated for that. That might be your major underlying problem here.
47:24🔗
Adam
And life is going to be difficult enough for you. Don't make it more difficult. Why are you adding an extra factor? It's already a little bit of an uphill climb.
47:36🔗
Adam
Do what your doctors tell you. Do your work. And work on yourself, Adam. And don't smoke the weed, please.
47:43🔗
Drew
Get in some 12-step recovery, because marijuana work, particularly with bipolar, really works against your chemistry. And I take all that medicine sort of for not.
47:53🔗
Adam
All right, Drew, can we play a song so I can eat this pie? I'm just trying to be insane.
47:58🔗
Yeah.
48:01🔗
I have a problem with my nipples.
48:03🔗
They look weird.
48:09🔗
Like they look like a circle and they're cut sideways.
48:13🔗
Adam
Hold on. Let me grab a pen and pencil here. Your nipples are spherical. They're sort of a cylinder shape, they're round.
48:21🔗
Yeah. No, they look like normal, like they pop out. Except they look like they're cut sideways in the center.
48:38🔗
Yeah.
48:41🔗
I just want to know if it's normal.
48:43🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're good. It looks like if you put a nose on your sternum, it would look like an Asian chick laughing, right?
48:58🔗
All right.
49:00🔗
All right.
49:00🔗
Adam
All right. What goes on with the nipples? A lot of nipple action going on with guys in puberty. They get lumps, they get shapes, they get retracted. What is that?
49:21🔗
Adam
I really do. As I was thinking, you know, maybe we'll go to break, and I'll eat this pie. And then I thought, well, I haven't broken.
49:35🔗
Drew
I understand we're stoking the flames here, but let's at least remove the food from the room because you might see it again for me.
49:41🔗
Adam
Right, right, I'm trying to get something going. I don't know, can I hop up and down or something?
49:53🔗
Drew
Every time he leans back in the chair, puts one foot up on the console, holds the mic on his chest, and that's it. That's the position. No, come on.
50:01🔗
Adam
I'm going to crap at my pants. You know what the worst thing is? Tell me if you've ever done this. This is horrible. You've probably done it in pajamas. I wear sweatpants with no underpants sometimes. You go and you take a leak in the bathroom there, and then you give your wiener a little shake, and then you drop it back in your sweatpants, and you start walking, and a drop falls off it on your thigh, and you can feel it roll all the way down your knee into your sock or your shoe. Ever happen? Drew, you know what I'm talking about, right?
50:50🔗
Adam
Hey, come on, buddy, get back in here. Let's do a radio show. Let's keep it rolling here. John, you're on Loveline. Adam Corolla is Dr. Drew over there. What's your brown, buddy, 16?
51:01🔗
Oh, yeah, 16.
51:09🔗
I'll get to the point.
51:16🔗
My girlfriend and I had unprotected sex. And we didn't go for that long just because we just wanted to see how it felt like and everything, you know?
51:25🔗
And so then I pulled out.
51:33🔗
That she might have gotten pregnant.
51:36🔗
Adam
Yes, she might have. Hold on, Drew, nod your head if she might have gotten pregnant. Yes, he's nodding his head.
51:42🔗
Right, okay, that's what I thought. I went on drdrew.com.
51:49🔗
Yeah. I got the list of places in the area.
52:09🔗
Adam
Drew tried to come back in the studio and gagged and had to go back out again. Drew, how much is it? And do they have a student ID discount?
52:20🔗
Drew
It should be about 30 bucks and some places like Planned Parrot will do it for even less.
52:28🔗
Adam
And as I've stated before, 30 may sound like a lot to you, but I spoke to my dad the other day and he said he spent close to 90 raising me, although that was me and my sister, so I figure about 45 a piece. But still more than 30, right?
52:44🔗
Adam
Yeah. And my sister got out of the house pretty early, about 16, 17. So it can run you close to triple digits oftentimes.
52:54🔗
Adam
This gas? It's, can you, please, grow up, would you? Let your nose go. Drew is doing the show with his finger over his nose like a five-year-old.
53:04🔗
Adam
We're gonna, we're gonna take a break. I'm gonna talk to Drew about commitment to this show and professionalism. And we'll be back after this. Back in a minute. Well, you're listening to Radio History. One of my biggest ass nights. I have not had this kind of gas since cousin Sal drove me and Jimmy from Long Island back to the JFK Airport.
54:10🔗
Adam
And that was one of the greatest nights of my life, a one-hour car ride in the rain with this kind of power. Sal and Jimmy in the car. Oh, it was huge. But tonight's huge.
54:21🔗
Drew
How did Jimmy react? I just want to know how he manages. Was he applauding? Was he humbled? Yeah. Was he turned on by it?
54:30🔗
Adam
Jimmy is competitive. And he's an acely. And he feels it just like a heavyweight fighter feels it when he gets hit with a good cross. But he respects his opponent. You see what I'm saying? Yeah.
55:02🔗
Adam
Anderson gave you 20 feet of mic cord. You might as well just go out in the hole and finish the show. Hey, your headphones going to make it?
55:09🔗
Adam
All right. Drew's sitting on a trash can out in the hole. It's still probably going to get it.
55:20🔗
Drew
Oh, it's nice feedback here, too. Why don't you guys close the door to the control room?
55:25🔗
Shut down.
55:34🔗
Caller
And I want to help her to get off of it. And I was wondering, is there any way possible that you can tape a person off of it?
55:42🔗
Drew
Not that works. You can tape her off opiates, but it never works. It really never works. She has to go into a facility and stay there for several weeks. She has to.
55:58🔗
Drew
I'm just so, you know, I'm out here in the hall. I'm about 40 feet away from the epicenter.
56:07🔗
Oh.
56:11🔗
Wait a second.
56:17🔗
Drew
Torrance. Uh, the Delamo Treatment Center. Down there in Torrance. Give them a buzz. I'm sure they have an intake purse there. You can put them and put her in touch with right away. But she needs to be somewhere. It's not going to work outside of a structured environment, a place where she stays for a while. All right.
56:51🔗
Adam
I came on strong at the top of the show. I really established the first couple of rounds.
56:59🔗
Adam
If this was a fight, I'll just use a fight analogy. I was a fighter. If this was a fight, I came out strong. I peppered with jazz, but I came with some haymakers too. I came out very strong in the early round.
57:15🔗
Adam
Then, no, I'm sticking with the fight thing. Then in the mid rounds, I cruised a little. I moved, I bobbed, I weaved.
57:22🔗
Adam
I moved around. I threw a couple of Widowmakers, but I basically just got on my horse and moved around.
57:36🔗
Adam
That's right. But listen, you got to have the killer instinct. You got to be able to put your opponent away. All right. I'm just going to... Drew, you can't pick the call, so let's go from the top to the bottom here. Nathan?
58:14🔗
Caller
All right. The other night, I went to this party, and I had a little bit to drink and a little bit to smoke, and I just kind of don't remember anything from the night.
58:26🔗
Caller
Well, it was just like, when you blackout, do you just like walk around and talk to people and everything?
58:30🔗
Drew
If you blackout to anybody else, you would look completely normal, but you have no idea what you've done. It's a block in terms of the ability to take information from the experience and file it in memory.
58:40🔗
Adam
Yeah, but Drew, every 16-year-old who gets obliterated off booze has a night like that. You know what I mean?
58:47🔗
Drew
Usually people that are non-alcoholics that get that usually are nearly toxic with the alcohol. You know what I'm saying? They're being carried around by their friends and that kind of thing, and people do that that are not alcoholics, interestingly. But the alcoholics tend to sort of drink in a pattern that causes them to blackout and still seem not even intoxicated to their peers, at least not severely intoxicated.
59:23🔗
Caller
Good. Well, I remember laying down on the floor, and then I remember crawling to the bathroom every now and then.
59:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, all right. Listen, I don't think the guy is an alcoholic. He's 16. He had 10 beers.
59:48🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm going to the Air Force with my cousin this month, around the 23rd, and I heard about the Anthrax shot, how there's a lot of side effects against it.
1:00:02🔗
Drew
Well, do they know the side effects, or there have been some theories about a potential side effect?
1:00:06🔗
Adam
I've seen special reports on it and stuff. There's a bunch of theories. There's a few guys who refused to take it.
1:00:13🔗
Adam
Some people have some legitimate stuff. There's a certain percentage of people who have that with everything.
1:00:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, absolutely. With any vaccine, you're going to get some reactions, but my understanding is that that's an important thing to be covered for.
1:00:28🔗
All right. All right.
1:00:35🔗
Adam
I can't believe that I'm being offended by someone else's fart. Oh, it's just a huge night.
1:01:08🔗
Come here.
1:01:18🔗
Caller
All right. Hey, another thing, man, about how you're going off about the weed the other time where you said people weren't fighting to get illegal and everything, all we need is a couple guys like you.
1:01:32🔗
Adam
I got to take a break. It's Drew's birthday, everybody. Give him a present. We'll be back.
1:02:26🔗
Oh, it's the greatest night of my life.
1:02:41🔗
Adam
What? What timing? Oh, you better light those matches, son. Drew, do you have enough strength to get to the matches?
1:02:53🔗
He dropped the matches.
1:03:12🔗
I'm here.
1:03:31🔗
Caller
Well, I guess first off, you know, I just want to clarify things. I work over at the local pet store and the dude with the brownies, I guess.
1:03:38🔗
Caller
Everyone's perfectly fine. We've done that a couple of times. It's just methyl and blue or whatever.
1:03:43🔗
Caller
Oh, and second off, the other night, you know, after the big football game, we all went to the local party. And I wasn't really expecting, you know, to get a whole lot of play, but ended up getting down with this chick. And I didn't totally want to have unprepared sex, so I ran upstairs and I got, you know, kind of the gloves you'd use to clean off the toilet. Everything just kind of slipped into the thumbhole. And I wanted to know if I'd be totally protected.
1:04:24🔗
Caller
Well, hold on. I slipped. I cut all the other ones with the pair of scissors, except for the thumb.
1:04:28🔗
Adam
Oh, you're very bold. Now, hold on a second. I just want to make sure we're talking about the same glove. Just listen to me. You say it's not the rubber ones like for washing dishes.
1:04:41🔗
Adam
But the latex ones, people don't use around the house per se. You know what I'm saying?
1:04:54🔗
Caller
I don't know. You kind of see them. They come in a little box, kind of like those, I guess.
1:05:44🔗
Adam
I'm telling you, if you're calling from California, that's rape. Yeah. Jesus Christ. All right. So it stayed on.
1:06:03🔗
Caller
I kind of had the orgasm going there. It was kind of, you know, it was at the party, so it wasn't the whole good flow going, but.
1:06:32🔗
Adam
All right. Well, you just hang around and wait for that phone call. It's probably never going to come. Oh, cool. Listen, I don't condone his behavior, but I appreciate it on a certain level.
1:06:56🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, maybe the guy's not hung too well. I'm distracted as well with my own gas. I can't get over it. I have a headache from laughing so hard. How dare you? Kim?
1:07:19🔗
Adam
Drew has pulled the matches from the Book of Matches, keeping them laying down next to where he's going to strike it. All right.
1:07:38🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute. I got another one coming up here. Get ready. Now, don't light it before the fart.
1:07:45🔗
Adam
It's hard to hear you over the sound of my hands. Okay. Oh, you better light another one, baby. Oh, that was good. All right, Kim. What's up, baby?
1:08:18🔗
Adam
All right. So, I know Jimmy swears by me. You need more, buddy? Yeah. How old's your stepbrother?
1:08:46🔗
Guest
I didn't know that they were even together. I really didn't know him until he moved in.
1:09:03🔗
Adam
So, you were eight or nine when you met your stepbrother? And then you answer with me, I didn't even know him. I didn't even know.
1:09:20🔗
Adam
Okay, hold on a second. Oh, man. It's lucky we're getting such crappy calls tonight, Drew, because this is really the only thing that's keeping this show flow. Don't light another round. You're going to go through those matches.
1:09:41🔗
Adam
Drew, you've gone through like 25 matches already. Oh, easy. Conserve, buddy. And we got a long segment.
1:10:11🔗
Adam
Okay, you were nine years old. You met your stepbrother. He was 10. Yes, you guys lived in the same house.
1:10:53🔗
Drew
All right. So not a year, but nine months. And so therefore nine times? Once a month or nine months.
1:11:04🔗
Adam
Okay. All right. So Ann found some more matches. Ann can't get them. Ann, you're going to have to just time to a rock and throw them through the door. Yeah. Ann will get near the studio. All right. So Kim. Yeah. Did your parents find out or do you want to tell them?
1:11:24🔗
Guest
My best friend wrote him a note asking like talking to him about it. He was stupid enough as to not throw it away.
1:12:41🔗
Adam
I mean, let me ask you a question. If your parents were out of the house at work, wherever they were going out to see a movie one night, what would you guys do before you got found out about?
1:13:16🔗
Drew
Here's what she's defending against. The guy just wants to have sex. He's in love with you.
1:13:30🔗
Guest
Well, when his mom found out about it, he told his mom that he was really close to his mom.
1:13:47🔗
Adam
You know what? Hold on a second. Let me talk to Drew. Up until now, I've been letting my ass do the talking.
1:13:53🔗
Adam
But now this is Ace Corolla here talking. The guy is 16. She's 15. They're living together. Their parents decided to get married, but they didn't. She's living down the hall. He's 16. You know what it's like when you're 16 as a guy. You can be in love.
1:14:09🔗
Drew
But here's what bothers me is she sort of gets into this. The older guy brings her on into it. And of course, the guy wants to do this with any girl in the vicinity.
1:14:19🔗
Drew
Now she's going to be exquisitely honest and direct with you. And she's answering the questions very, very clearly, except when you start questioning her about him. Then it becomes very bizarre.
1:14:33🔗
Adam
Oh my God. That is a parent's nightmare. Yeah. Well, listen, he wouldn't lie about that. Kim, how do you know he told his mom he was in love with you?
1:15:21🔗
Drew
You need to go back with your dad. You look back, the year you look back at this and you go, oh my god, how did I get drawn into this by this idiot?
1:16:02🔗
Adam
Imagine the torture of falling in love with someone you're living with when you're in high school and you got to see this guy walk up and down the hall. You know when the shower's running, he's in the shower. Oh, the phone rings. It's a girl. Friday night. That's date night. Imagine that.
1:16:24🔗
Drew
Yeah. And this is the reason that it's not a great idea for people to have sex under the age of like 17.
1:16:32🔗
Drew
Because what happens is the bond is so intense you feel like you're in love but you're not.
1:16:41🔗
Hey, good evening, Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:16:47🔗
Yes, it is.
1:16:55🔗
Well, anyway, the question is, how can I protect myself from oral sex on women?
1:17:04🔗
Well, if I go down on a girl, what kind of diseases can I contract?
1:17:11🔗
Adam
All right. You can use the dental dam. You do what I do. You put a trash bag on your head, and you stuff your whole head in the vagina.
1:17:19🔗
Yeah. Well, let me die. Okay. That answered my question. I know I need some type of protection. But let me tell you about my fart story.
1:17:26🔗
More importantly. When I was just with my mom, and she was in the kitchen, and she was standing by the stove, I said, cooking eggs, mom? She says, no, I just farted.
1:18:04🔗
It's getting through.
1:18:06🔗
Adam
I hate to have to wave it at you, but it's my job. All right. Come on, Drew. Let's do the show. Focus now, buddy.
1:18:16🔗
Yeah.
1:18:17🔗
Caller
Yeah. I just broke up with my boyfriend a couple of days ago, and he's threatening to kill himself, and I have no idea what to do.
1:18:24🔗
Adam
Drew's threatening to kill himself there in the commercial if I farted again. Oh, this is so bad in here, Sophia. So bad.
1:18:32🔗
Adam
Drew, how many matches have you lit? This is one of the packs. You just went through a book.
1:18:52🔗
He's still neglected at home.
1:19:00🔗
Drew
No. Well, you know, at 16, and we don't know this guy and she can't make assumptions about what the seriousness of his threats are, I think any threats, you've got to react.
1:19:15🔗
Caller
He's real controlling and he's very selfish and I can't stand the fact that I'm independent.
1:19:21🔗
All right.
1:19:22🔗
Drew
But it's not, of course, your responsibility to sort of be responsible for his moods and his well-being.
1:19:29🔗
Drew
But still, it's something as a human being, you want to be protective of him so that he doesn't hurt himself.
1:19:35🔗
All right.
1:19:35🔗
Adam
Well, listen, here's what you do. And Drew, you stop me if you think this is irresponsible advice. Somebody calls you and says they're threatening to kill themselves. I wish someone had done this with me just once, just once, threatened to kill themselves. There's two things I wanted. I wanted to, in my life, they realize I'm not going to be able to do. I wanted to break a hymen. And actually, there's about four things. I wanted to break a hymen. I wanted to be barred from a casino for counting cards. I wanted to have my hands registered as weapons in some state somewhere. And I wanted to eat a pig's trough over ferals. And I wanted someone to threaten to kill themselves after I broke up with them. So far, only the pig's trough.
1:20:29🔗
Adam
No. But listen, here's what you do. He calls and he says, I'm going to kill myself if you don't get back together. You say, we're not going to get back together. But if you're going to threaten to kill yourself, I'm going to call 911 because I have to.
1:20:46🔗
Drew
So in other words, it's not that his threats are going to cause you to get back together. That's not the way you maintain a relationship. That's over. But if he is making threats, you have to either at least call the parents, but preferably just call the police.
1:21:04🔗
Yeah.
1:21:08🔗
Oregon.
1:21:09🔗
Adam
Yeah, you couldn't get here. All right. What's going on? It's Drew's birthday tonight.
1:21:13🔗
Happy birthday, Drew.
1:21:16🔗
I want to congratulate you, Adam, on your wondrous night tonight.
1:21:21🔗
That's amazing.
1:21:22🔗
Adam
We're going on an hour and a half and no kidding. I'm not counting the drive over or the Monday Night Football game where I was blowing Jimmy and his cousin Sal out of the den.
1:21:35🔗
Adam
I gave the guest at a barbecue a couple of good shots before I left. But we're really on hour number three or four. How long can I go on, Drew? I dare not crap. I'll tell you that. I'll lose my thunder. Ann, throw those matches in. No, don't spray that stuff. What? Don't spray that crap around. Just give them the matches. Come on, be a man. Let's spray that Lysol air freshener in here. I'll have to breathe it in. Emily, what's your question?
1:22:11🔗
I was wondering why people hallucinate if they haven't gotten enough sleep.
1:22:14🔗
Adam
Drew, what is that? He's reading a can of air freshener right now. Drew, don't spray it. I'm drinking coffee over here. How dare you? How dare you?
1:22:28🔗
Adam
Drew, why do people hallucinate when they don't get enough sleep? This stuff's going to make me sick, too. Yeah, don't spray that stuff around, you idiot. You've got some matches.
1:22:37🔗
Drew
It is one of the side effects of sleep deprivation hallucinations. Why? I don't know that anyone can explain specifically why. It's almost a seizure-like phenomenon that starts to occur at that point. People can't actually get seizures themselves.
1:22:58🔗
Drew
That is the residual. I know it's awful. It's residual of the light effects on the eye.
1:23:19🔗
Yeah, I'm sorry, dude.
1:23:20🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'm real. I'm having a huge night. Ann just brought in another thing air freshener. Drew, please use the matches.
1:23:26🔗
See, 13-year-olds love it now.
1:23:28🔗
I have a question for Dr. Drew.
1:24:00🔗
Drew
It really is what we were talking about earlier, is why dogs sniff each other's rear ends.
1:24:08🔗
Adam
Put it this way, Drew. If you just were driving or walking down the street and you smell what has come out of my ass, but you had no context.
1:24:29🔗
Drew
You'd say some sort of something that had been encased and smoldering for a long time got released into the water supply.
1:24:45🔗
Guest
My main question is, I love you the man show and everything, but is the Fox on the Hall of Fame?
1:25:01🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's not a bad plan. We usually kind of make fun of the people we induct into the Hall of Fame.
1:25:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, you're right. That's a good call. I'll tell Jimmy about that tomorrow. We'll talk about it.
1:25:13🔗
Guest
Another thing, for Drew's birthday cake, you should light one candle and fire and light all the others.
1:25:30🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right, buddy, you have a question or you just want to keep talking? All right, loving you, buddy.
1:25:51🔗
Adam
I said to Tim and Nate, Nate was my Catholic little brother. Nate was about five. When Nate was in the 10th grade, he's probably weighed about 88 pounds or something. When Tim was in the 10th grade, Tim weighed about 265 and they're both lamenting over not being able to get dates. I said, don't worry. By the time you get in the 11th grade, you get all those hot freshmen and sophomore. Tim said, who are you kidding? Nate is too skinny and I'm too fat.
1:26:28🔗
Adam
Not going to argue with him. It was the kind of thing where I started to like pipe up because I felt like it needed a follow up. Like, oh, and I just kept driving. I'll just turn the radio up and keep going. I'm not going to. The man can only handle so much BS in one afternoon. I'm not obligated to BS that.
1:27:05🔗
Um, back in a minute.
1:27:37🔗
Adam
It's Love Line, I'm Adam Perot, and that is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Drew, celebrating his birthday tonight, everybody. In grand fashion, I might add. Drew, what happened right after we went to commercial break?
1:27:54🔗
Drew
Well, as you stood up as always, and still seem to be enjoying the afterglow of your success here this evening. And let one fly conservatively 8 inches from my face. Well, the back of your head. My face nearly knocked me out of the chair.
1:28:13🔗
Adam
Well, listen, my ass was probably about 8 inches away from your head. But if you count the thickness of your head, your face being on the other side of it, it's probably more like 12, 14 inches.
1:28:26🔗
Adam
And then Drew sprayed wizard all over this place. My coffee is now ruined. How dare you? Grow up. Anthony, you're 27.
1:28:36🔗
Caller
Yeah. I have a question. When I have sex with my wife, and this is another thing before my former girlfriend, after I complete the act, my semen drips out of her.
1:29:04🔗
Caller
I'm kind of self-conscious because a while ago, I had a fungus on my finger and they gave me some pills and I had to take blood tests monthly and they said it was a possibility I might get some type of liver disease from it.
1:29:30🔗
Caller
They said there's a possibility because the stuff, it was so, I don't know, it was the pills were strong that I could be sterile for that year.
1:29:51🔗
Adam
Tell her not to walk around after you're done. Tell her to lay down, put her legs up, and shake them. Get it- Let me tell you like how you compact, you know when you pour concrete, you put the hose in there, you shake it around a little, make sure it settles down into the form. She needs to do the same thing, right?
1:30:33🔗
Drew
The issue in that is not, unless there's some major issue with his sperm, then it might. But, no.
1:30:50🔗
Yeah.
1:31:08🔗
Caller
The really cool thing is, like, 20% is... I'd say 57% of it is all crap about social issues and...
1:31:17🔗
Adam
You'd say 57%? Because we talked... I told them no higher than 56% of memo I sent our Oregon affiliate... Of course... .just last week. And now they burn me by going 57%. Yeah. This is a slap in the face.
1:31:47🔗
Adam
Um, hey, Sharon? Two... few things. First, you can't use the S word, speaking of hitting the air. Secondly, I haven't broken wind in now three and a half minutes speaking of hitting the air. And thirdly, we're on late night, and they run the... they run those PSAs late night. No. Yeah, it's not us. We're not doing anything good. Up your ass, you mutt! Right, right. Here's... people... Okay, let me explain something real fast. It's an interesting thing. The FCC... is it the FCC? When they give you a station, a license, they have to run, this is TVN radio, a certain amount of public service announcements per month or per year, or whatever it is. And these are things telling you about not leaving your laptop computer unattended at the airport. Very important things like that. Air turbulence. Remember we heard that one? We learned that your body is made for rollerblading, it's made for hockey, it's made for contact football, but one thing it's not made for, it's air turbulence.
1:32:58🔗
Adam
There you go. And Bill Cosby tells you to study for math. And once when I was high on mushrooms, I saw Peter Graves talk about motorboat safety at four in the morning when I was watching TV. And I thought to myself, I was pretty high on mushrooms, but I was watching Peter Graves and I thought, did he do a TV show where he played a captain? I couldn't figure out why Peter Graves was telling me to be careful when I was water skiing.
1:33:27🔗
Adam
From Gilligan's Island. All right, so they have to run these things. But now they run them late at night because it's easier to bury them and they don't lose as much.
1:33:37🔗
Drew
There's another layer to this. That's the satellite feed that they get and what they can't sell to other buyers, they just run the PSAs.
1:33:58🔗
Adam
Not me. It may have shifted. It may have come out of my pants. Go ahead, Sharon. What's your question?
1:34:03🔗
Caller
I called you up a few months ago. My boyfriend, I've been with him for six years. And he had asked me to have anal sex with him.
1:34:12🔗
Caller
Yeah. I had said no. And then I called up your show and I was feeling all wishy-washy about whether I should say no or whatever. And since then, I've said no. And he has been doing things like pulling my butt cheeks apart and fingering and just making it very apparent that he still wants to do that. I know that he accepts that I have said no about it. I don't think he's ever going to ask about it again. And yet, it obviously is a part of our relationship right now.
1:35:13🔗
Adam
All right. The math's still a little bit funky. But anyway, there's a year missing somewhere. He was 23 and you were 16?
1:35:28🔗
Adam
All right. Here's the point. He's been banging away on the same chick for six years and he's getting bored, and he wants to explore.
1:35:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. Here's what it is. I've been with this crappy job for six years. I'm not about to quit.
1:36:13🔗
Adam
I got six years invested with this horrible company that's going nowhere. I'm going to stick with it.
1:36:18🔗
Yeah.
1:36:22🔗
Yep.
1:36:38🔗
Caller
I assumed that he was being a daddy when I was trying to rebel against the dad. Whatever. Over.
1:36:45🔗
Adam
Okay. Sharon, you must be good-looking too. You got to have something. Something's wrong with him. What's he do? Does he work with metal?
1:37:22🔗
Adam
A little astronomy joke there. So he's going to map Mars. They say keep him away from Uranus. Yeah, that's good. That's good radio. Listen, I think this one's over. Oh, I don't know. Listen, you have all the control, women. If a guy's doing something you don't like, tell him... Tell him you don't like it. And he keeps going... cut him off sexually.
1:37:42🔗
Adam
He'll snap right back. You... Let me tell you something. Men are like the dogs and you are holding the can opener.
1:37:53🔗
Adam
And the bone. And if the dog keeps scratching at your leg and keeps going nuts, you just set it down on the counter and walk away. Go watch some TV for a while. You see what I'm saying? They're like dogs who understand English. It's great. You just say it on. I'm putting the can opener down and walking away. Oh, wait a minute. Don't do the wizard. Oh.
1:38:26🔗
Adam
Oh. Oh, that's a big one, buddy. That's a big one. Erin. Hi. Yeah, you just missed a good one. No, I heard it. Yeah, 19. Yeah, that's good. Yeah, Drew, come on. You lit two sets already. That's enough.
1:38:43🔗
Yeah.
1:38:45🔗
I know. I heard. Happy birthday, Drew.
1:38:48🔗
Yeah.
1:39:03🔗
I have a question. I was wondering if...
1:39:13🔗
No, I'm melting.
1:39:20🔗
Adam
What's up, Erin? Wait a minute. Wait a minute. What's going on there? It's Drew's birthday.
1:39:33🔗
I know. Yeah.
1:39:40🔗
Adam
All right. We got to take a break. Drew's got to find more match. You got to go to Lickers store. Hold on, Erin.
1:39:45🔗
Okay.
1:39:50🔗
Yeah.
1:39:50🔗
Adam
Hold on, Eugenius. Take a little break. Drew, don't spray any more of that around. Seriously, I'm getting cancer. All right, we'll be back.
1:39:59🔗
Loveline will be right back.
1:40:42🔗
Drew
Are you gonna be able to sleep tonight? You're gonna be lying in bed just in hysterics, yeah.
1:40:55🔗
Adam
And seriously, let seven or eight cubic feet of gas out in the car on the ride over. I mean, this is nothing.
1:41:11🔗
Drew
I'm surprised you didn't pull something where you wanted to ask me to come sit down in the car and see something or show me something.
1:41:25🔗
Erin?
1:41:47🔗
Caller
No, they're gonna do a... I don't know if they're gonna do a blood test or not right now because I haven't had a period in a month, but this has happened before. I've had it before, like I missed it two months in a row. This is the second time it's gonna happen.
1:42:01🔗
Drew
It's not gonna affect the pregnancy test, but if you're pregnant, aren't you concerned if you're smoking pot all the time?
1:42:06🔗
Caller
Well, I'm not smoking pot all the time. It's just been... This is like a rare time where I just started. I'm not addicted to it and I'm not like a normal pot smoker, you know, just recently.
1:42:23🔗
Adam
I haven't smoked pot in a while. I was thinking about that today. Gotta get back in there. Sarah?
1:42:31🔗
Guest
Um, my sister was clinically depressed and so it's kind of in the family. And, um, up until recently, I've been doing weird stuff.
1:43:02🔗
Guest
Yeah. It's genetic. But it's, like, stopped eating for pain. Like, the pain I get when I... In my stomach and stuff.
1:43:35🔗
Adam
We've got the greatest scholars in the world. I really, I'll put them up against anyone. All right, you're thirteen, baby. What's going on?
1:43:59🔗
Drew
To sort of use the pain of hunger as a way of distracting you from whatever emotion. Speaking of emotional pain.
1:44:06🔗
Adam
Don't spray that stuff around. Come on, just the matches, buddy. Get this out of here. Spray it right at you.
1:44:15🔗
Drew
No. I'm going to burn myself. I'm going to catch the building on fire in such desperation.
1:44:22🔗
Adam
That would be great. How did Westwood 1 burn down? Fault the electrical wiring? No. Adam was farting and Drew was lighting matches. And he stormed out of the room when the matches fell in the waste paper can and the whole building went up. It's a complete loss. Hey, Sarah.
1:44:58🔗
Drew
It's not normal to try to distract yourself from whatever emotional pain you're in by not eating. And there's something going on in your home that makes you so having such difficulty managing your emotional world.
1:45:23🔗
Drew
Well, this is not anything to do with genetics. This is the circumstance you were raised in.
1:45:35🔗
Adam
Start taking care of yourself. You're on your own. You'll sleep in your house. You'll go to school. You do well in school. You'll go off to college. You'll have a good life. Believe me, you will.
1:45:46🔗
Drew
But take care of yourself. Proper nutrition, exercise, that sort of thing. And go to Alateen. There's some place you can get some connection away from the family and maybe some caring.
1:45:54🔗
Adam
Listen, all you crazy kids out there, listen closely. I'm not going to, no, no fun. Now just listen. You don't have to be like your parents. It's all right to look at your parents and look at anybody and go, hey, that's not the way I want to be. I'm going to be different than that. I was talking to someone tonight about, I grew up without a dryer, a clothes dryer, and I was thinking, I was sort of talking about it to someone tonight about how sort of pathetic it was. And when I was a kid, it was normal. I was like, yeah, we don't have a clothes dryer. It was kind of, you know, that's an extravagant luxury item. But it meant, drying clothes meant, first off, you couldn't do a load of laundry at night because the stuff would be wet, and you couldn't go hang it out. And then during the winter, we had this rack that went over the, it was like a clothes rack that went over the heater that was on the floor, where the register was, and you'd like trip over it and you have to spread it around and stuff. We spent more god damn time and effort working around not having the clothes dryer.
1:47:04🔗
Adam
Who the hell knows? The point is, is my family is such a pack of idiots when I grew up. And like I said, no clothes dryer. Like you had to time things. I got one pair of good white socks that stayed up that I'd wear when I played football, and I had to wash them, you know, Saturday morning and then like dry them with like a hair dryer or something, you know, so I could wear them in the Saturday morning game. It was a nightmare, hanging stuff out on the line, and then it'd start raining, or you'd forget to take it back in. It was like, a clothes dryer is 250 bucks. We spent for 20 years. My mom got this clothes dryer. She got it like 10 years ago. I mean, I'd been out of the house for 15 years or whatever. I mean, from zero, my mother at age 50 did not have a clothes dryer.
1:47:54🔗
Adam
I was saying to the person I was talking to, hey, listen everybody, if you don't got a clothes dryer by 50, cash in your chips. It's time to take yourself out. You kill yourself. If you make it to age 50 and you can't afford a goddamn clothes dryer, put a gun in your mouth, would you? But anyway, here's my point. And this is what I'm trying to send all of you tonight beside my gas. Look at your parents, understand the things you like about them. There may be a few things. My parents did have a couple of things they were good at, and I appreciate that. And then a whole bunch of stuff they were really bad at that I didn't like. And you know what? I said to myself, no way am I turning out that way. And that's what you guys should do. Your mom's a junkie. That don't mean you have to be a junkie. That means you shouldn't do drugs. Right. Your parents don't make any money. Make money. Your parents don't have a clothes dryer. You get two clothes dryers. I have a clothes dryer in the car. It's in the glove box. We'll be back.
1:49:45🔗
Adam
I'm gonna crap myself, I don't, that's it. All right, well, it's Drew's birthday, everybody. Happy birthday, buddy. Thanks a lot.
1:50:03🔗
Caller
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