Wednesday, August 2, 2000

0:52🔗 Outrageous talk radio, 100.7, the buzz. I suffer from the partial loss of my once-vital libido. KQBZ, Seattle.

1:02🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

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1:19🔗 Voiceover Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:23🔗 Adam It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. That's the wayward Dr. Drew. Over to my left, that'd be to your right, if you're facing the radio. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew's a board certified physician, an addiction medicine specialist, and his job is very safe, as long as Dr. Bruce is feeling informed.

1:45🔗 Drew That's right. Bruce was good last night?

1:47🔗 Adam Bruce was Bruce. You know what I love about Dr. Bruce? Bruce is... he's a little bit of a ham. I mean, he's sort of an aspiring guy. I mean, he's aspiring to get into some radio and maybe do some TV. I think he would like to be doing what Dr. Drew is doing one day, although I don't know if his goals are that lofty, but I know he does a little radio program. I believe he still does that. The beauty of Bruce is this is the biggest audience he'll ever find. Ever. I mean, the idea that he gets to talk to a big national audience once in a while should be a thrill to him, but you know what I love about Bruce? Bruce, and by the way, Bruce isn't drunk or stoned. Bruce is eating a candy bar and leaning back away from the mic when I'm starting the show and I say, and filling in for Dr. Drew, Dr. Bruce, and there's Dr. Bruce. He's leaning back in his chair and he's chewing on a milky way. I think to myself, wow, how much time do you spend in front of a national audience that you can be gnawing on a, to be fair to him, it was an almond joy. But lean back off the mic that I have to like coax him into, he's like chewing, yeah, hi, and then he leans back again. And then he wants to know why I'm so bitter toward him all the time. That to me is just a bizarre...

3:14🔗 Drew Did you let that go without talking to him about it?

3:16🔗 Adam Oh no, I yelled at him.

3:17🔗 Drew No doubt.

3:17🔗 Adam Of course I yelled at him. But how does that work?

3:20🔗 Drew You must have really missed me. You actually went so far as to watch the Big Brother tonight.

3:23🔗 Adam I watched. You moved. Well, I'll tell you what, I was watching the TV tonight and I was first off, I was devastated that the family guy was not on the somebody called the family guy was going to be on and I was not on. They had King of the Hill on and I loved that family guy. And so then I ended up watching some of Big Brother, which I just can't get into. But I saw you came on and my ears perked right up. All right. Let's get going.

3:53🔗 Drew Nothing bad to say about it.

3:55🔗 Adam No, it just it. I'm not interested in anyone who's in there and it's and I find it sort of boring. I've not bought into it.

4:01🔗 Drew It's really interesting. Men and women experience that show so differently. Women men and men. Most men react very similar to what you're saying. Just sort of a day that irritates me and slow women. Action packed. Oh my God. There's so much going on in that house.

4:16🔗 Right.

4:16🔗 Adam That's why they're jumping. And don't get me wrong. I love the real world. I love to watch those kids bicker and have sex and fight and all that good stuff and get loaded and fall down.

4:28🔗 But I don't know.

4:29🔗 Adam There's something a little sterile about the environment or something. I need a... I don't know. It's missing a pool table and some wall hangings or something. There's something stark about the whole thing.

4:42🔗 Drew It's done all consciously, though, I think.

4:44🔗 Adam I know, but it doesn't work for me. To me, the whole place looks like an Ikea.

4:50🔗 Drew That they...

4:52🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

4:52🔗 Drew Aren't you giving me some criticism? I expect something negative from what I did, at least.

4:55🔗 Adam You?

4:56🔗 Drew I'm somehow not satisfied.

4:57🔗 Adam I wasn't paying... You know, I saw you come on in, but I wasn't completely tuned in.

5:02🔗 Drew You didn't watch it.

5:03🔗 Adam No, I did see you. I did see you. Come on. You look very good there in your whatever colored suit. How? Bill?

5:10🔗 Yeah.

5:11🔗 Adam You're 18.

5:11🔗 Caller Yeah, what's going on?

5:12🔗 Adam What's up?

5:13🔗 Caller Check it out. After I, you know, after I had sex with my girl, after I had a calm and everything, she seems distant from me.

5:21🔗 Drew Yeah, how could she be such an engaging guy, too?

5:24🔗 Adam Maybe she's cleaning it out of her hair. No, she's distant. What do you mean distant?

5:30🔗 Caller Like, you know, after I come with, like, she'll just, you know, roll over and like...

5:35🔗 Drew Well, she'll go to sleep.

5:37🔗 Adam He's such an idiot. He used the S-word 15 seconds into his explanation. Didn't he?

5:43🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

5:45🔗 Adam Yes, he did.

5:46🔗 Drew Yes, he did.

5:47🔗 Adam All right, listen, she's distant and what does he care?

5:50🔗 Drew She's a male. She rolls over and goes to sleep.

5:53🔗 Adam Yeah, but listen, women who are distant during and after sex have problems that run deeper than just that. Believe you me. Believe you me. You show me a woman who treats sex the way a man treats sex or even I'll go further, sort of a screwed up guy treats sex and I'll show you a real screwed up woman.

6:16🔗 Caller Tyler. Hey, how you doing?

6:19🔗 Adam What's up?

6:20🔗 Caller Yeah, a couple of weeks ago, I was at this party and I ended up going down on this girl.

6:27🔗 Adam At the party, huh?

6:28🔗 Caller At the party, yeah.

6:29🔗 Adam Geez. I don't know what the theme was, but count me in next time. What the pinata look like? That's my question. And what did you beat it with? What goes on at these parties?

6:41🔗 Drew 16.

6:42🔗 Adam Yeah, hold on a second. You know, back in my day, when we'd pull up in our Stutz Bear cats, wearing our raccoon coats and everyone would be saying 22 skidoo, we all looked like Fred McMurray from Flubber. When we had a party, you were lucky. I mean, if you got a phone number, that was a big night. And if you hooked up a little bit, made out a little bit, like on the diving board, out in the backyard or something, that was a big deal. But going down on someone while the party was going on or someone that you met at the party, that was some sort of bizarre Roman ritual that didn't really exist in my era.

7:20🔗 Drew I think that would not only would you, if filming had brought it up to you, it seemed like some sort of bizarre notion, but it would not occur to you.

7:29🔗 Adam No.

7:29🔗 Drew Right? It would not even be like now thought that it wouldn't have tried. By the way, you dated yourself with the Fred McMurray in Flubber. I think Robin Williams is in Flubber.

7:38🔗 Adam Oh, he was in the crampy Flubber. Tyler?

7:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

7:41🔗 Adam All right. So anyway, you went down on a girl that, did you just meet her at the party?

7:45🔗 Caller Yeah, I'd known her for about 20 minutes.

7:48🔗 Adam Oh, my God.

7:49🔗 Caller Wow.

7:50🔗 Adam Well, it had been a full 20. And where did you go down on her?

7:54🔗 Caller In the backyard.

7:55🔗 Classy.

7:56🔗 Adam Backyard?

7:57🔗 Caller In the backyard.

7:58🔗 Adam Just on the lawn?

8:00🔗 Caller Well, there was like this little garden thing in the back and it was grass under these trees. And we went over there so no one could see us.

8:07🔗 Adam I see. Yes, very smooth.

8:10🔗 I had an itchy, itchy rash.

8:12🔗 Adam And did she go down on you?

8:15🔗 Caller No, sadly not.

8:16🔗 Drew Oh, that's an interesting and unusual event, isn't it?

8:19🔗 Caller Yeah, it was weird. I've never had that happen before.

8:21🔗 Adam So what happened?

8:23🔗 Drew It suggests he's had other things happen.

8:24🔗 Adam So what happened?

8:26🔗 Caller Well, a couple of days ago, I noticed there's like these little canker sore things all in my mouth. There's about 20 of them.

8:33🔗 Drew Well, those are... have you ever had anything like that before?

8:37🔗 Caller No.

8:38🔗 Drew So that could be her.

8:38🔗 Caller I've had like a single canker sore.

8:40🔗 Drew Yeah, it could be her because it could just be some, a breakout of your previous cold sores, which is herpes.

8:46🔗 Adam Where, where in your mouth?

8:47🔗 Caller Uh, there's none on my tongue, but they're all on the inside there.

8:52🔗 Drew Under your tongue?

8:53🔗 Caller No, like on the sides of the mouth, you know?

8:56🔗 Drew The cheek.

8:57🔗 Caller The cheek, yeah, the inside of the cheek.

8:59🔗 Drew Again, just irritating, you know, the activity can irritate things and cause a little cold sore.

9:03🔗 Adam Yeah, people get herpes on the inside of their cheek in there. They do? Well, listen, you meet a chick and you've known her for 20 minutes and she's fine with you plowing her out in the garden orally. Chances are that wasn't her first time and the likelihood that she's carrying something is probably much higher than someone else. But what should she do? Or what should he do?

9:26🔗 Drew If it's really herpes, they'll usually feel kind of sick and have swollen neck glands, that sort of thing, and there are treatments for that. There are at least three different antiviral medicines.

9:34🔗 Adam Well, but he's not sick. Is he sick? Tyler?

9:38🔗 Caller Yeah?

9:38🔗 Adam Are you sick?

9:39🔗 Caller I have for the last day.

9:41🔗 Drew Do you have swollen glands in your neck, that sort of thing?

9:43🔗 Caller No, I've been kind of sick to my stomach a little bit.

9:45🔗 Drew Yeah, so you ought to see a doctor about it. It might be a true herpes, but you'll know if it comes back, basically.

9:51🔗 Adam Leilani?

9:52🔗 Yeah?

9:53🔗 Adam You're 15?

9:54🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

9:55🔗 Adam Have we talked to you a couple of weeks ago?

9:57🔗 Caller No.

9:57🔗 Adam There's another Leilani.

9:59🔗 Caller This is the first time I've called him.

10:00🔗 Adam All right. Are you Hawaiian?

10:02🔗 Caller No.

10:02🔗 Caller That's what my name is, but...

10:04🔗 Adam Right. What's up?

10:06🔗 Caller Well, I get this discharge, and I know discharge is normal for regia, but I just feel that it's thicker than it should be, and it occurs more than it should, so...

10:17🔗 Adam Yeah. And what do you mean, it occurs more than it should?

10:20🔗 Caller Well, I, like, always have to be wearing, like, a panty liner or something.

10:26🔗 Drew Any discomfort, any burning or itching, anything like that?

10:29🔗 Caller No.

10:30🔗 Drew And are you sexually active?

10:32🔗 Caller I have been, but I, it's not from that, because it's been happening ever since I started my period.

10:38🔗 Okay.

10:39🔗 Drew Well, some women have, have your discharge than other.

10:41🔗 Caller Okay.

10:42🔗 Adam Uh, what's going on with the sexual activity?

10:45🔗 I haven't done it in over two months, so...

10:48🔗 Adam Pretty good. Fifteen, though.

10:50🔗 Yeah.

10:50🔗 Adam What was it with?

10:51🔗 Uh, this jerk.

10:53🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

10:54🔗 Drew How old was he?

10:55🔗 Huh?

10:55🔗 Drew How old was he?

10:56🔗 Sixteen.

10:57🔗 Caller Hmm. Hmm.

10:58🔗 Adam All right. So, you're single now?

11:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:00🔗 Adam Just you and your discharge.

11:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:02🔗 Adam And, uh, you're on your own?

11:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:04🔗 Drew All right.

11:04🔗 Adam Good. Did you wear a condom when you were with the jerk? Did he wear a condom?

11:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:09🔗 Drew All right. Since, though, you're sexually active, Alana, you should have a pelvic exam, right? You understand that the risk of cervical cancer starts climbing once you start having sexual activity, and they can check it out then to see if there's no... make sure there's no infection.

11:22🔗 Adam Alex.

11:23🔗 Caller Hey.

11:23🔗 Adam Hey, you're 19. What's up?

11:24🔗 Caller Hey, how are you doing, Dr. Drew? How are you feeling?

11:27🔗 Drew I'm better. Thanks, Alex.

11:29🔗 Adam I still sound like ass. Oh, last time.

11:31🔗 Drew Last time I was pathetic.

11:33🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, don't worry. I came in and did my job.

11:35🔗 Drew Appreciate it. Painful erection will not go away.

11:38🔗 Adam Alex? You're 19.

11:41🔗 Caller I just wondered what the long-term effects were for smoking marijuana, like sexually.

11:48🔗 Drew Sexually? Probably nothing.

11:50🔗 Adam No, nothing.

11:50🔗 Caller Really? Because I've just been getting mixed stories, like I've been asking everybody in there, tell me.

11:55🔗 Adam How much weed have you been smoking?

11:57🔗 Caller Oh man, I've been smoking for the past, up and on, for like the past four years.

12:01🔗 Drew Well, it can affect you at your age, that's for sure. It can affect your mood, it can affect your...

12:05🔗 Caller I've noticed changes, but you know...

12:07🔗 Drew And as such, will affect your libido. It can potentially decrease your testosterone, maybe change your size of your penis, your testes, maybe. But this all tends to get better once you stop. The problem is you must stop. And if you're an addict, you don't stop.

12:22🔗 Caller Well, see, that's the thing is I've pretty much been able to keep good control of it nowadays. Like I've only been smoking like, you know, like every weekend. All right.

12:32🔗 Adam Well, listen, let me, let me tell all of you the danger of marijuana flat out. There's a whole bunch of things like male breast development and shrinking of arteries or capillaries or whatever they are, blood supply to the penis and bronchial problems. There's there's tons and tons of things that you'll hear Dr. Drew talk about. None of them really amount to hill of beans. They really don't. For a very small percentage of people that have a sort of predisposition for these problems, it may aggravate it. But it's not going to manufacture these problems out of thin air.

13:10🔗 Drew No, it's for the ad.

13:11🔗 Adam Every day for many, many, many years.

13:13🔗 Drew For longer at the time.

13:14🔗 Adam Many years. But you 17-year-olds, 18-year-olds, 16-year-olds that are calling in wanting to talk about sexual dysfunction because of marijuana, no, nothing, no. Just quiet down over there, Drew. Here is the problem with weed. It makes you stupid. It sort of dulls you. And it doesn't dull you if you do it once in a while, but it dulls you when it becomes a way of life. It's as if you took a lens and you put some cheesecloth over it. That becomes your world. This sort of fuzzy world like how they used to photograph some of the older ladies in dynasty. Linda, Linda Evans and...

13:54🔗 Drew The cheesecloth.

13:56🔗 Adam And what the hell her name was? Baez.

14:03🔗 Drew Sister writes books.

14:04🔗 Caller Jonah Collins.

14:06🔗 Adam Right, that's what your world becomes. You have a little difficulty getting jokes, you don't quite remember things, phone numbers when people tell you. You're a little bit dulled and you don't even know it. And people are making fun of you and you're not getting a job and people don't want to hang out with you except for other people that have been a little bit dulled. And that's what your life starts to become. That is the real horror of marijuana. Now, you want to do it once in a while? Fine, no problem.

14:36🔗 Drew Let me talk about the 15 to 9-year-old problem. So they get depressed a lot and as such they get decreased libido a lot and they get scholastic problems a lot because of being dulled. And later on I see lots of bronchitis and all kinds of stuff later on.

14:50🔗 Adam So that's up to 25 years.

14:53🔗 Yeah?

14:53🔗 Adam You're 18.

14:54🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

14:54🔗 Adam What's up?

14:57🔗 Caller I lived in Colorado for most of my life and I just moved to Tucson to go to school. Unfortunately, my father lives here and I've had arthritis since I was 14 and it went away so I could play soccer last season but now it's coming back and I am not sure if it's because of my dad or not.

15:17🔗 Drew Is your dad stressing you out?

15:19🔗 Caller A lot.

15:19🔗 Adam Did the stress grow with arthritis?

15:21🔗 Drew What kind of arthritis do you have?

15:23🔗 Caller Rheumatoid.

15:23🔗 Drew You have juvenile rheumatoid arthritis?

15:25🔗 Caller Yes, I have.

15:26🔗 Drew Have you changed your medication?

15:29🔗 Caller Well actually I stopped taking it for a while and I just started having to take it again.

15:33🔗 Adam If you have arthritis, is it better to live in a warm climate than a cold climate?

15:37🔗 Drew Most people are warm is better but listen, you were off your medicine, rheumatoid arthritis doesn't go away and stay away. It came back, that's all. I doubt, it's certainly your emotional state, state of your sort of general health which includes stress can be influenced but rheumatoid arthritis is a chronic condition. What are you taking for, methotrexate, something like that?

15:56🔗 Caller I did until December but now I'm just on Celebrex.

16:00🔗 Drew Alright, so you really, methotrexate is a lot stronger than Celebrex.

16:03🔗 Adam What does it do?

16:06🔗 Drew Celebrex is one of the new anti-inflammatory medications. Celebrex and Vioxx are the two new ones and now the new one is Moshute.

16:16🔗 Adam I'd like to get on the board that comes up with those names. Those and car names. Like to me, the Daihatsu Charade was probably not a great name for a car to name the car a charade. I would have liked to have been in on that meeting.

16:34🔗 Drew At least it was an honest name.

16:36🔗 Adam I know. It was a crappy car that was disguising itself as a decent compact car and it was all just turned out to be a big charade. But I think that's more of a Korean foreign thing. They have a little difficulty with the translation. Charade is good.

16:54🔗 Caller Good thing.

16:55🔗 Drew They like sounds like that.

16:56🔗 Adam They like charades. Yeah, it's party. But the point is, what is my point here, Drew?

17:02🔗 Drew Ah, yes.

17:03🔗 Adam Celebrex.

17:04🔗 Drew What's even more confusing is now we have Celexa and Celebrex.

17:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:07🔗 Drew They're entirely different medications.

17:09🔗 Adam Yeah, too confusing.

17:10🔗 Drew But anyway, she methotrexate is a very potent immune modulatory medication that is very powerful for arthritis. And that's what she should be back on.

17:16🔗 Adam Okay, so it's not her dad. It's stressing her out.

17:18🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. I have an influence, but she's off her meds.

17:21🔗 Adam Colleen?

17:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:22🔗 Adam You're 15?

17:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:23🔗 Adam What's up?

17:24🔗 Caller I'm incredibly attracted to older guys.

17:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:27🔗 Adam Join the club, honey.

17:30🔗 Caller No, and I have no clue why.

17:33🔗 Caller This guy that I was recently involved with just went to jail for us having sex with each other.

17:37🔗 Adam I see. Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy behavior.

17:42🔗 Drew How old was he?

17:43🔗 Caller 42.

17:44🔗 Drew Oh. That'd be me with a 15-year-old.

17:47🔗 Adam Yeah. I'd pay to see that. All right. So, you with a 15-year-old. Hey, put that on a card, Anderson. Yeah, that's gonna be good.

17:57🔗 Drew He's already doing it.

17:58🔗 Adam Yeah. He's like a seal over there. I love it. All right. So, uh...

18:04🔗 Drew More hands on tape.

18:07🔗 Adam Anyway, what were you saying, Colleen? You had sex with Drew? No.

18:11🔗 No, not quite.

18:12🔗 Adam But I bet you liked it, right?

18:14🔗 No.

18:14🔗 Adam Why not?

18:15🔗 Caller Whoa, whoa.

18:17🔗 Adam There's a nice 42-year-old. What's up with that?

18:19🔗 Caller I wasn't even thinking like that.

18:21🔗 Adam I know. But why don't you open yourself to that thought? Okay. So life's so confusing. Where did you find this 42-year-old?

18:31🔗 Caller He used to live next door to me.

18:32🔗 Adam Perfect. And he was a friend of the family?

18:36🔗 Caller No. My family told me to keep away from him, which made me go more towards him.

18:40🔗 Adam Right. That's why I'm going to command my daughter to go perform oral sex on the neighbor. Do it now. Do it now. All right. So you had sex with him where? Over at his house?

18:52🔗 Caller No.

18:53🔗 Caller Well, we have before, but I got involved with him when I was 11.

18:59🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

19:00🔗 Caller It's been going on until just now.

19:02🔗 Adam Well, now hold on. To be fair, he was only 48 at the time. I mean, 38 at the time, Drew. You see what I'm saying?

19:10🔗 Drew You didn't get involved with him. You were sexually abused by him.

19:13🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:14🔗 Drew Mistaken all that.

19:15🔗 Adam What were you doing with him when you were 11?

19:17🔗 Caller Well, I met him when I was 11.

19:19🔗 Caller And I don't really know how it happened.

19:22🔗 Caller I don't remember much. Um, we, um, we just, I don't know how it happened. It just happened.

19:30🔗 Adam You know, guys, were you having rape? Were you having sex?

19:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:33🔗 Adam You were 11 and he was 38?

19:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:37🔗 Caller Wow.

19:38🔗 Adam And is he in jail now? Yes.

19:41🔗 Caller That's right.

19:42🔗 Adam That's fantastic. How long is he in there for?

19:45🔗 Caller Um, I don't know yet.

19:46🔗 Caller I still have to go to court and stuff.

19:47🔗 Adam And the part about you, uh, starting your relationship when you're 11 has come out?

19:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

19:52🔗 Adam In court?

19:53🔗 Caller Good.

19:53🔗 Adam Very good. All right. So now what's up?

19:58🔗 Caller Um, I just, I don't know why.

20:00🔗 Caller I mean, I have, I don't know why I do this.

20:02🔗 Caller Like I can't picture myself with someone my own age, like having sex with them.

20:07🔗 Adam All right. Do you think this experience at 11 is what did it or was it what led you to that experience at 11 that did it?

20:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:15🔗 Caller Like what led me to it? What can, like, what can lead a girl to it?

20:19🔗 Adam You tell us.

20:21🔗 Caller Um, I don't know.

20:23🔗 Caller My dad's still in the picture. I just saw him today.

20:26🔗 Drew Nobody did anything strange to you when you were a kid?

20:28🔗 Caller Um, my brother's best friend when I was six years old fooled around with me once.

20:34🔗 Drew I could set you up.

20:35🔗 Adam How old is he? Is he older?

20:37🔗 He was 11.

20:40🔗 Drew Well, that's a job.

20:42🔗 Adam Very interesting coincidence, too. So he was 11, you were six?

20:46🔗 Yeah.

20:46🔗 Adam Yeah. That could sort of get you heading down that path. Could be a combination of things. Is mom a little nutty?

20:54🔗 Caller Um, no, not at all.

20:55🔗 Adam No? And you love your dad?

20:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

20:57🔗 Adam Yeah, he's okay?

20:58🔗 Caller Yeah, he's pretty cool.

20:59🔗 Adam No drinking, no beating?

21:01🔗 Caller Um, my dad is an alcoholic and I have substance abuse also.

21:05🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

21:06🔗 Caller I just got out of rehab.

21:08🔗 Adam Wow, you're 15. Yeah. Well, it's good that you get all this sex and rehab out of the way. It frees you up. You know, it's like, oh, the way I look at it, Drew, is everyone's going to make a few mistakes, actually. Everyone is going to have a little, maybe a little difficulty with substances. Let's do it like you approached college. Take those tough classes, chemistry, chemistry institutes, bear down, get right through them in your sophomore year and free up. I wish I would have done this.

21:36🔗 Drew Unfortunately, human doesn't work like that.

21:38🔗 Adam Oh, really?

21:40🔗 Caller I also have another question for Drew.

21:42🔗 Adam Well, listen, are you getting some therapy now?

21:45🔗 Caller I've had a psychiatrist since I was in the sixth grade.

21:48🔗 Adam Okay. Well, stick with that and talk to him or her about it. I'm guessing, I'm hoping it's a her.

21:53🔗 Caller Yeah. Good.

21:54🔗 Drew What is your other question?

21:55🔗 What is Tratazone?

21:58🔗 Drew It's an antidepressant that's good for sleeping.

22:01🔗 Caller Okay.

22:02🔗 Adam Oh, give me some of that.

22:04🔗 Drew Yeah, I've thought about giving you that.

22:05🔗 Adam Oh, you got some of that? What would that do to me?

22:07🔗 Drew It might make you sleep.

22:09🔗 Adam What samples do you got, Drew?

22:10🔗 Drew I don't know any good stuff like that.

22:12🔗 Adam You don't get any good samples?

22:12🔗 Drew Well, Tratazone is a generic drug now, so. Well, what do you mean? It's very inexpensive. It's not sampled because nobody owns the patent anymore.

22:20🔗 Adam Oh, you mean it's been around long enough that it's become sort of public domain?

22:24🔗 Drew It used to be called Desirelle when it was.

22:26🔗 Adam How long does something have to be around? How long can you?

22:28🔗 Drew Five years, ten years.

22:29🔗 Adam With drugs that you have the patent on? Yeah. Well, next time you go to the drug closet, see what you got in there. You know, some's got a little, you know, some little kick, some little octane. The ones that say do not take with alcohol.

22:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:42🔗 Adam And bring those samples in.

22:43🔗 Drew Yeah, mental note, Adam, if you're in my office, lock the medicine cabinet.

22:47🔗 Adam Will?

22:48🔗 Yeah?

22:48🔗 Adam You're 13?

22:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:51🔗 Adam You've been constipated from doing drugs?

22:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

22:55🔗 Adam Yeah. What drugs?

22:56🔗 Caller Weed.

22:57🔗 Adam Okay. Hold on a second. You've been eating it?

23:00🔗 Caller No.

23:01🔗 Adam Okay.

23:01🔗 Caller Hold on.

23:03🔗 Adam You know, I don't know what the correlation between smoking weed and constipation is, but I'm guessing it's eating a sack of Funyuns and not having a sip off your jolt through the whole sack that did it.

23:16🔗 Caller All right.

23:16🔗 Adam We'll take a little break. When we come back, we'll talk to Will about his will. We'll go to make number two after this.

23:41🔗 This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Bust.

24:00🔗 Adam Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. I'm the cute one. That's Dr. Drew over there.

24:08🔗 Drew I've lost my luck bluster. I've finally gotten old.

24:11🔗 Adam He's the one who's perceived as being the smart one, although I know the truth, even if my family doesn't. Speaking of my family, I was eating dinner at lunch, pardon me, with my grandmother two days ago, and some guy came by the table. He was like a sort of friend of my dad's. I sort of knew who the guy was. He was eating lunch with his daughters, an older guy probably in his sixties or something. He came by and he said, Hey Adam, how you doing? And I said, Oh, I couldn't think of his name naturally. And he said, Hey, give him hell with that actor strike thing. And by the way, for people who don't know what this story is, it is really blown, gotten blown way out of proportion, but I could give a rat's ass. I was on the Killborn Show a month ago and I said something about the strike that was going on, the sag after a strike and it has to do with commercials and getting paid and residuals and all that stuff. And I don't even know really what, I don't even know what it is. Here's what I do know. Actors are horrible people, almost across the board. They're really some of the worst people you've ever met in your life.

25:27🔗 Drew They're well received nicely.

25:28🔗 Adam Well, they really are. And they've really showed their true colors through what I said on the Killborn Show. First off, zero sense of humor for people who fancy themselves performers and comedians. And just huge egos, met with a sort of entitlement and wounded child, they're really just the biggest bunch of pussies I've ever met in my life. 99% of them. It doesn't mean...

25:56🔗 Drew He is a world class dick.

25:58🔗 Adam It doesn't mean there's not a handful of them that are decent, but I really haven't met too many of them. They're horrible people, actors, for the most part. And they've launched some kind of campaign against me for the jokes I was making on Killborn.

26:12🔗 Drew They were jokes, right? Just jokes.

26:15🔗 Adam Well, no. I mean, I meant them to some degree, but I don't even know what's going on, to tell you the truth.

26:20🔗 Drew At the time, they really were just big...

26:21🔗 Adam Well, basically, here's my angle. They want to get paid residuals. Five grand a day isn't enough for them to do nothing. Stand around in the background and pretend like they're talking. And I don't care. Five grand a day is enough for them and for me, and that's fine. I could care less. I just don't care. I don't need the union. Screw them. Here's my point. I've never seen such an outpouring of A-holes. I mean, e-mailing, and these are all people out of work. Now, the thing that's funny is, the way they sort of couch it is, we got to end this strike, we got to shut Adam Corolla up, and we got to get back to work. Let me explain what the reality is. None of you are going back to work. What do you mean, back to work? It's so funny. I see these e-mails. A lot of you have, because of this strike, are supplementing your income by working in the food service. You had the same waiters' gig over at the Spires since 1986. Who are you kidding? Please. I've never seen a bigger sack of whiners in my life. The point is, all you actors can kiss my ass. I could care less about you. I really could. And everyone is coming at me. So this guy comes up and he goes like, hey, give him hell. And my grandma, who doesn't even know what the story is, really, I mean, she has some idea. Maybe she heard something on the news or something. She starts in on me immediately. I mean, she's a, you're wrong. What about, and I said to her, listen, hey, when I used to build decks for people, I'd charge my rate, they'd pay me by the day. I'd charge them for the job. And then that was it. I wouldn't charge them by the goddamn barbecue. If they were going to have a million barbecues or never have a barbecue on my deck, it didn't matter to me. I figured out what it was worth to me to work one day. They paid for that. And she started in, she started in on me. And I just thought to myself, I started yelling at her. And because my grandma will just pick whatever others, whatever that, whatever the pro is to my con, whatever the con is to my pro, whatever the opposite is of whatever I'm doing, she'll just go for that.

28:32🔗 Drew Did you point that out to her?

28:33🔗 Adam I just yelled at her, totally shut up. And we started arguing. And this couple that came by to say hi, it's like got uncomfortable. It just kind of slithered out of the place. But I just thought, I just thought, I love my grandmother and her contrary viewpoints. Jesus Christ in heaven. She's beating on me too.

28:54🔗 Drew Good. You actually can be gratified.

28:56🔗 Adam Oh, listen, all you horrible actors can kiss my hairy ass. Thank God for Dr. Drew.

29:02🔗 Drew What are you planning to do?

29:02🔗 Adam You don't want it, Dr. Adam. I don't see a doctor in front of your name, Mr. Big Mouth.

29:06🔗 Drew Weren't you planning to do a movie?

29:08🔗 Adam What? Oh, yeah, a movie, yeah.

29:09🔗 Drew You can have actors in it?

29:12🔗 Adam Listen, I'll hire my friends. They'll do a better job than these idiots. Believe me, none of them have any talent.

29:17🔗 Drew I don't mind.

29:18🔗 You've liked most of the guests that we've had on here.

29:20🔗 Drew They were actors. You're a major liar. You schmooze them if they're able.

29:25🔗 Adam No, no, they're horrible people. You should really see the attacks they've waged against me because of this. I know you love actors, Anderson, but I'm telling you, really, they're flawed people. They're really troubled people.

29:39🔗 I'm not saying that I like them or I don't, but you get along with them fine when they're in here and you guys get along and you make jokes and it's fun.

29:46🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, sure.

29:48🔗 But as soon as they leave, you had to talk crap?

29:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:51🔗 Drew No, I wasn't.

29:53🔗 Adam Half of them that come in here are fine. I don't have any problem with it. I'm not dating them. I'm just sitting here talking to them and they're plugging their crappy project.

30:01🔗 I thought you hated 99 percent, not 50 percent.

30:03🔗 Adam 99 percent. Yes, I do.

30:06🔗 Drew I do. I hate them.

30:07🔗 Adam No, I think, listen, there's certain jobs. I don't like the people who do the jobs for the most part. You don't like attorneys. I don't like attorneys. I don't like meter maids. I'm not nuts about garbage men and I'll throw actor. You know I hate on that pile. And doctors. Thank you very much. All right.

30:24🔗 Drew Will?

30:25🔗 Caller Yes?

30:26🔗 Adam You're 13. What's up?

30:28🔗 Caller Well, I've been constipated and I want to know if it's from weed.

30:32🔗 Drew And you had never been constipated before?

30:34🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but usually when I do weed.

30:38🔗 Drew That's when you're constipated?

30:40🔗 Caller Usually.

30:40🔗 Adam Do you eat something?

30:42🔗 Caller What?

30:43🔗 Adam Do you eat? When you get stoned?

30:45🔗 Drew Anything different?

30:46🔗 Caller A lot of junk food.

30:47🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

30:48🔗 Drew Maybe that's doing it.

30:49🔗 Adam That may be clogging you up, Will.

30:51🔗 Caller All right.

30:52🔗 Adam All right.

30:53🔗 Drew Well, you're 13. Come on.

30:54🔗 Adam Can you go a little easy on the weed there, Will?

30:57🔗 Caller I'll try.

30:58🔗 Adam Yeah?

30:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:00🔗 Adam How often you smoking the weed?

31:05🔗 Caller Um, I've got six J's a month.

31:09🔗 Adam Six J's a month. All right. I'd like to see you at number 10 in the next few weeks.

31:14🔗 Drew Okay?

31:15🔗 Caller You got it.

31:15🔗 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. Well, calm down.

31:20🔗 Adam They will?

31:21🔗 Drew Is that good evidence that even occasional pot smoking can really affect people under the age of 15? Damn, it can shrink the frontal lobe of the brain.

31:28🔗 Adam Is your mattress filled with money? No, no, no. You're going to need to get a job one day. Yeah. Yeah. Go easy on the weed. Really. It makes for you. You'll get a horrible job. Okay. Yeah. I know it's all funny now. I mean, and here's my point, Will. If you're going to keep smoking the weed, enjoy. I want you really to enjoy it because it will be the greatest pleasure. Enjoy the next five years of your life because the remaining 65 are going to be hell. Believe you me. Just trust me on that, Stoner. Okay. All right. So I want you really to enjoy the next five years. And believe me, and I know you don't think they're going to come, but there will be another 65 and those are going to be long and crappy. And you all have long since forgot about the five, especially since you're stoned that entire period. Sarah.

32:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

32:24🔗 Adam You're 13. What's up?

32:26🔗 Caller Yeah. My mom is an alcoholic and she's not like hardcore like she bathes and she eats and goes to work and stuff.

32:35🔗 Adam That's nice. She doesn't cramp on herself.

32:37🔗 Caller No.

32:37🔗 Adam Oh, that's good.

32:40🔗 Caller And my brother, he's like my half brother. He drinks occasionally, but he doesn't get real belligerent. Neither one of them do. And I was wondering if it's hereditary or if he's like that just because he grew up around it.

32:58🔗 Drew No, it is hereditary. It's about 50 percent probability of inheriting the gene, whether or not one or both parents have have alcoholism.

33:08🔗 Caller OK.

33:09🔗 Drew So the 50-50 chance you've got it and 50-50 chance that he got it. He's got your same mom, right?

33:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:14🔗 Drew Yeah. So there's the gene delivered to him.

33:18🔗 Adam All right, Sarah?

33:18🔗 Caller OK.

33:19🔗 Caller Thanks.

33:19🔗 Adam Good luck.

33:20🔗 Caller OK.

33:21🔗 Adam Oh, boy. That's nice. Thinking about these things. Sitting around at 13, trying to figure out if you're going to be a lush-like mom. That's nice. Eileen? You're 15?

33:31🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

33:32🔗 Caller What's up?

33:33🔗 Caller Yes, I have this problem with my boyfriend. He wants me to do all the sex on him. And I don't want to. I mean, we're both so in love with each other. And he tells me that if I don't do it on him, that I don't love him.

33:45🔗 Adam Well, he's right.

33:46🔗 Drew What makes you think he loves you the way you love him?

33:50🔗 Caller Well, I don't know.

33:51🔗 Caller He's telling me all this.

33:52🔗 Caller He's pressuring me.

33:54🔗 Caller You know what I mean?

33:54🔗 Drew Yeah, Eileen. Eileen.

33:55🔗 Adam How old is he?

33:56🔗 Caller He's, um, 18.

33:59🔗 Drew Do you think that somebody who loves somebody would pressure them to do something they don't want to do?

34:03🔗 Caller Well, that's what I tell him.

34:04🔗 Caller But he tells me I go, well, if it's that way, you know, I guess, you know. Because, I mean, he has to respect what I say.

34:10🔗 Drew Right. And if he doesn't?

34:12🔗 Caller Well, then, I guess, then, if he keeps on pressuring me to do this, the phone calling you guys...

34:18🔗 Adam Right. Listen, Eileen...

34:19🔗 Drew It means he doesn't give a damn about you.

34:21🔗 Adam Well, please, he's 18. He has a slightly different agenda than you do. This is a problem, by the way, with a 15-year-old dating an 18-year-old. 18-year-old males, you know, he's good to go. And you may be a little ways off of having sex or giving oral sex. Uh-huh. There's a problem. It's a fundamental problem. Now if he's really in love, he'll wait. Yeah.

34:45🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I tell him and he goes, well, if you don't do it, you don't love me and blah, blah, blah. I'm like, okay.

34:51🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Eileen, maybe you should break up.

34:54🔗 Caller Okay.

34:55🔗 Adam No, you'll never do that.

34:56🔗 Caller All right.

34:57🔗 Adam Can you break up with him?

34:59🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah, I could do it.

35:00🔗 Adam Well, I'll tell you what. You tell him you're not ready to do it at this point. You'll let him know when you're ready to do it. And he needs to stop pressuring you. And if he doesn't, you break up with him.

35:12🔗 Drew It means he doesn't love you. That's what that means. No matter what he says, actions are much more important than words.

35:20🔗 Adam I'm telling you, 18 and 15 is huge in that regard.

35:23🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

35:25🔗 Adam If I have a 15-year-old daughter, I'd like her to date a...

35:28🔗 Drew Nine-year-old.

35:29🔗 Adam No, 11. 11-year-old male. He's going to pull up on his big wheel. He's going to be eating some Pop Rocks, going to have a slingshot hanging out of his backpack. He's going to be kind of a dentist-a-menace type. He's wearing overalls with one strap hanging down. He's chewing gum. Comes in there. Whatever my daughter's name is, she'll call me that name plus dad. You know what I mean? I'll go, Mr. Paulina's dad, is it okay if I, can I park my big wheel in the driveway? And I want him to talk like this, like where he takes his big gulps of air. Mr. Paulina's dad, is it okay if I come in, you know, like a lot of gulping and chomping at air, like air is, you know. Anxious. Yeah, like it's an actual. Short of breath. It's an actual substance that could be swallowed. Greta?

36:28🔗 Caller Yes.

36:29🔗 Adam You're 14.

36:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:30🔗 Adam What's up?

36:31🔗 Caller All right. I've been like a tomboy my whole life. And I've like just now started getting more feminine.

36:39🔗 Adam Yeah. You're going to be a supermodel.

36:42🔗 Drew Just think of that.

36:42🔗 Caller Actually, I have done modeling.

36:44🔗 Adam All right. But you didn't instigate it. Someone forced you to model?

36:49🔗 Caller Um, no, not really. I got like this letter and I actually accepted it. All right.

36:54🔗 Adam Well, listen, you got to get a publicist, honey.

36:57🔗 Caller I do.

36:57🔗 Adam Okay. Oh, you do?

36:59🔗 Yeah.

36:59🔗 Adam You have one?

37:00🔗 Yeah.

37:00🔗 Adam You have a publicist?

37:01🔗 Yes.

37:02🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Hold on a second. There's someone I hate more than actors. There. All you actors. Relax. There's someone I hate more than you. Those are publicists. We got to take ourselves a little break. Drew, what is it? I know I've said this before, but what is it with the chicks who model who have to put in their bio that they had no intention of modeling? Every bio for a supermodel. And these are women that are six foot tall and striking. And at 15, the world could see anyone with two brain cells to rub together could see this person was heading for modeling. They all were going to be pediatric physicians. They're going to be neurosurgeons. They're going to be mathematicians and lawyers and doctors. And somebody broke into their high school, got them in a headlock and dragged them kicking and screaming to Europe.

37:58🔗 Drew And a week later, they're the publicist.

38:00🔗 Adam That's right.

38:01🔗 Drew I'm a publicist.

38:02🔗 Adam All right, listen, we got to take a little break. We'll get to Greta and her publicist and her budding modeling career and her tomboyism after this.

38:13🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

38:14🔗 1-800-LOVE-191 This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

38:47🔗 Adam It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. As Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. When we left off, we were talking to Greta. Greta's 14, done a little modeling, right, Greta?

39:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

39:04🔗 Adam What have you modeled for, Greta?

39:06🔗 Caller Well, basically, most of the stuff I've done is just for stuff in my town, and then I was in...

39:12🔗 Adam Like phone books and stuff?

39:14🔗 Caller Stuff like that, yeah.

39:16🔗 Adam Really?

39:17🔗 Caller And I've also done two...

39:20🔗 Adam Where are you calling from?

39:22🔗 Caller A very small town in northwestern Indiana.

39:25🔗 Adam I see. What's the name of that town?

39:27🔗 Caller Wheeler.

39:28🔗 Adam Wheeler?

39:29🔗 Caller Yes.

39:29🔗 Adam So did you get the cover of the Wheeler directory?

39:32🔗 Drew Wheeler Weekly.

39:34🔗 Adam Well, no, I'm talking about the phone directory.

39:35🔗 Drew Oh, the phone directory.

39:36🔗 Adam Yeah, they do snap a cover shot. For North Hollywood, it was always the Amelia Earhart statue that was parked out front of the library. I don't know, I think Amelia Earhart was...

39:48🔗 Drew Landed North Hollywood once?

39:50🔗 Adam I think she may have been from the Valley or something, because the continuation school, the hippie stoner idiot school that was attached to the bigger hippie stoner idiot school, which was North Hollywood High, was always called Amelia Earhart. So she had a school and a library named after North Hollywood. Something's up. All right. Hey, Gretta? Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, now you say you have a publicist?

40:15🔗 Caller Yes.

40:16🔗 Adam Are you sure?

40:17🔗 Caller Why?

40:18🔗 Adam How much does she charge you?

40:20🔗 Caller Well, she's my teacher, like my modeling instructor too.

40:24🔗 Drew That's not a publicist.

40:25🔗 Caller No, she does both.

40:27🔗 Adam I see. What does she charge?

40:28🔗 Caller I don't know. My parents pay.

40:30🔗 Adam Oh, because regular publicists out here, they're like $1,500 a month. $2,000 a month? No. $2,500 a month? Are you asking me? No. Please. Please.

40:44🔗 Caller Please. I can't afford it.

40:45🔗 Adam No way. I said to a big publicist out here, I said, hey, listen, for $1,500 a month, I could drive a Lamborghini, Countach, gas, insurance, and all payments made. Now, which would you rather do? No wonder everyone hates me, Drew. All right. Greta?

41:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

41:07🔗 Adam All right. So anyway, you're good looking then. You're nice and tall and you can't...

41:11🔗 Caller I'm short. I'm five feet tall.

41:13🔗 Adam You're five feet.

41:14🔗 Drew All right.

41:14🔗 Adam Well, you can model in the, the five to and under category.

41:18🔗 Drew What was your question?

41:20🔗 Caller Okay. Ever since I started becoming more feminine, I, I like started like leaving my hair down and everything, but guys still wouldn't notice me or anything.

41:29🔗 Adam Yeah.

41:30🔗 Caller And finally someone did. And then now I have this huge emotional block and I can't, and like, I can't express any sort of feeling whatsoever. Not to anybody.

41:39🔗 Drew You mean the fact that a guy was attracted to you scared you?

41:43🔗 Caller No. I mean, like, I know, I know what this is because I've talked to people.

41:46🔗 Drew What is it?

41:47🔗 Caller I like put up a shield because I don't let people get too close because I've been backstabbed so many times by people.

41:54🔗 Adam And who backstabbed you?

41:55🔗 Caller My friends, which I don't have anymore. My parents threw, I'm an artist. My parents threw away my best work of art while I was sitting there forcing back tears.

42:06🔗 Adam And that was ET. Lamence. What was that one called?

42:13🔗 Caller I don't know.

42:14🔗 Adam You didn't have a title for it?

42:16🔗 Caller I hadn't finished it yet.

42:18🔗 Adam Why did they throw it out?

42:20🔗 Caller Because it was in the way.

42:22🔗 Adam I see. It was blocking the door?

42:23🔗 Caller No. It was in my room.

42:25🔗 Drew Why didn't you tell them to throw it out?

42:26🔗 Caller I did.

42:28🔗 Drew All right.

42:28🔗 Adam Hold on. I'd really love to get the real story from the parents. Who knows? Greta's kind of pissed off though. I do notice that. I don't know. You're 14. I don't know. Just grow out of it or something.

42:41🔗 Drew Well, just realize that you close down to people and that's not a healthy place to be. There are trustworthy people out there.

42:46🔗 Adam They're good people. Find them and open up. You realize how you are. So do something about it. Just open yourself up. A few shots of red wine always seem to work. Stepmom? Oh, what the? Scott. Scott?

43:01🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

43:02🔗 Adam You're 21. I was just reading your question.

43:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

43:05🔗 Adam What's up?

43:06🔗 Caller Well, basically, my dad was on a business trip and I was in a room watching TV and then my stepmom came in and all of a sudden she just kissed me and I've always had the hots for her and we had sex.

43:27🔗 Drew How old is she?

43:28🔗 Caller She's 32, I think.

43:30🔗 Adam Are you still living at home?

43:32🔗 Caller Yeah. I go to college.

43:34🔗 Drew How old is your dad?

43:36🔗 Caller He's about 47. Wow. Right. After that, I heard her talking to Sally. She's her friend and...

43:48🔗 That's a damn lie and you know it!

43:50🔗 Caller She's also my dad's friend and that's how they got together. Yeah. I think she told her what happened. Now, my dad's going to be back tomorrow and...

44:01🔗 Adam How long ago did this happen?

44:03🔗 Caller I don't know what to do.

44:04🔗 Adam How long ago did this happen?

44:06🔗 Caller It happened yesterday.

44:08🔗 Drew What time?

44:10🔗 Caller About nine.

44:13🔗 Adam What TV show were you watching? That's a damn lie, you know it!

44:20🔗 Drew Doesn't think more than that. We should, we should.

44:24🔗 Adam Yeah. You can't remember what TV show you were watching? Didn't you know what TV show you were watching when someone came in and... Scott? Yeah. What TV show?

44:36🔗 Caller All right, I know what it is. I was watching Fox.

44:42🔗 Adam Fox. Okay, you've narrowed it down to the state... The network. The network.

44:48🔗 Caller I think it was like Titus or something.

44:50🔗 Adam All right, you're getting close. Hey, Scott.

44:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:53🔗 Adam Yeah, don't say anything to anybody.

44:55🔗 Caller Well...

44:56🔗 Adam Your stepmom's not going to say anything.

44:58🔗 Caller Well, what do I do?

45:00🔗 Adam Nothing.

45:01🔗 Caller Well, what if Sally tells my dad...

45:05🔗 Adam She's not going to.

45:07🔗 Caller But don't you think that my dad should know?

45:12🔗 Adam Did you guys... What did you do after you had sex with her?

45:17🔗 Caller We just slept in the same bed.

45:19🔗 Adam What was she wearing when she came in?

45:22🔗 Caller She was wearing a white shirt and she had underwear under her white shirt. It was like a long white shirt.

45:30🔗 Adam You guys slept in the same bed?

45:32🔗 Caller Yeah, we slept in her and my dad's bed.

45:35🔗 Adam Oh, that's nice. I don't know if I believe him. I sort of do, but not quite.

45:42🔗 Drew Yeah, like the fact is...

45:44🔗 Adam It certainly could be done. Listen, I'd think about getting out of that house pretty soon, if this is true, because there's going to be another situation. There's going to be another episode here.

45:58🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

46:00🔗 Adam Listen, I don't want to... I couldn't imagine being anywhere in my dad's bed. You know what I mean? I don't like using the same shower he's been in. Forget about the same vagina. You know what I'm saying?

46:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

46:12🔗 Adam You picture going there? You know what I mean? It's awful. Your dad on top complaining about the cost of condoms, and you go in there.

46:27🔗 Drew He needs to tell somebody. It's a pretty freaky situation. Do you think some other adult?

46:31🔗 Adam No, not an adult. He's 21. He's got 21 year old buddies. He needs buddies. Everyone needs good friends they can trust to confide in and talk to. They really do. You people that don't have those relationships, you're really missing out on something because your family can screw you. And here's a great example of that. Literally. Yeah. John.

46:55🔗 Yes.

46:55🔗 Adam You're 19.

46:57🔗 Caller Yes. When I do meth, I break out with really, really bad acne and I was wondering if that was caused by an allergic reaction.

47:06🔗 Adam I bet it's the picking.

47:08🔗 Drew There is a picking thing that goes on with meth. People start picking up their skin, their hands go to their face a lot more. And there could be some change in the skin such as the bacteria that cause that and it can grow. And I've seen that happen before that there could be sort of acne eruptions on meth. And it's not an allergy though.

47:23🔗 Caller How is it, how much do you have to do to be considered an addict?

47:30🔗 Adam Little bit less than what you're currently doing.

47:34🔗 Caller Well, I haven't done it in a while.

47:36🔗 Adam I answered your question. Just a little bit less than the amount that you're doing.

47:39🔗 Drew It depends. You don't have, it's defined by the consequences and the progressivity, not by the total amount.

47:45🔗 Adam But don't get into that meth. It's such an evil drug.

47:48🔗 Drew I would predict you probably smoke a pot more than doing meth, right? No.

47:52🔗 Caller I gave pot up like three years ago.

47:55🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's the point. When you give up pot, people, you typically switch to meth. That's the characteristic, that's the history of marijuana addiction, in fact, is that usually when people stop certain problems with pot, they switch over to methamphetamine.

48:08🔗 Adam All right, let's take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Aaron, who's 18, had sex with the same guy for two years, and sex always hurts. God bless her. What a trooper. Two years after this.

49:07🔗 Caller Yeah!

49:08🔗 Drew Wow, what's this happening to Anderson?

49:10🔗 Adam Anderson had a seizure. Go shove your wallet in his mouth before he swallows his tongue. Hey, he's up. He's doing his job. He's giving me the big engineer point, which is all of you who listen to the show know. That's why I got in the radio. That and to attack my family on an almost constant basis. All right. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. I just got done whacking off to my mom. Oh, oh, jeez.

49:38🔗 Caller Wow.

49:38🔗 Adam I'm going to stop coming in here drunk.

49:40🔗 Caller I really run off at the mouth.

49:43🔗 Adam Erin? Yeah, hi. You're 18? You've had sex with the same guy for two years, huh?

49:49🔗 Caller Yep.

49:50🔗 Caller And he's had sex with me for two years.

49:53🔗 Adam Oh, he's had sex with you?

49:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:54🔗 Adam Wow. He's been here.

49:55🔗 Drew What a coincidence.

49:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

49:57🔗 Caller A coincidence I enjoy.

49:58🔗 Adam You two ought to get together.

50:00🔗 Caller Um, it doesn't, and it always hurts. Not during.

50:04🔗 Caller I have an orgasm, everything's fine, all that's good.

50:07🔗 Adam During the intercourse, you have the orgasm?

50:09🔗 Caller Yeah, which is odd, again.

50:10🔗 Caller Um, but afterwards, I'm always sore.

50:15🔗 Caller It always hurts.

50:16🔗 Caller And it's not just like a little bit.

50:17🔗 Caller It's nothing that I can put aside. It's serious hurt.

50:21🔗 Caller And so I'm wondering if...

50:22🔗 Drew Like a chafing hurt? Like an irritation hurt?

50:25🔗 Caller Like, like the way a bruise feels.

50:28🔗 Drew And this is just on the outside of your genitalia or is it inside?

50:31🔗 Caller It's inside. It's not on the outside.

50:33🔗 Drew What does your doctor say when you have pelvic exams?

50:35🔗 Caller Um, I haven't had a pelvic exam in over a year, but I asked him if he saw anything unusual.

50:41🔗 Caller He said he didn't.

50:42🔗 Caller I'm, I, I'm wondering, you know, is it, is he just too big for me?

50:48🔗 Caller I mean...

50:49🔗 Adam Is he?

50:50🔗 Caller Uh, not to my knowledge. I mean...

50:53🔗 Adam Maybe you haven't seen many penises though, have you?

50:55🔗 Caller Um, sure. You could go with that.

50:59🔗 Caller Um, I've, I've seen a few.

51:02🔗 Caller I, I did lose my virginity to him though.

51:05🔗 Caller So I guess he doesn't feel too big to me because I'm used to it.

51:09🔗 Adam How many penises did you see after you lost your virginity to him?

51:13🔗 Caller Not after, before.

51:15🔗 Caller And, and I saw them, but they didn't go inside me.

51:17🔗 That's how it worked.

51:19🔗 Adam Hold on a second. You're getting a little nutty vibe from Aaron, by the way.

51:25🔗 Caller I saw the penises.

51:26🔗 Adam Didn't go inside me. That's how it works.

51:30🔗 Caller So there.

51:32🔗 Adam And by the way, you know, it's funny, I, when I was in high school, I hated these couples. You know, they were together for two years, just banging the bejesus out of each other non-stop and I wasn't getting anything. And then I would like, I'd be the guy who'd hook up with Aaron next when she was 19 and I was 19. I'd been laid three times. She'd been laid 4,000 times. You know what I mean? I was like fiddling my way through that. All right, Aaron?

51:58🔗 Caller Yeah. Are you a little bit naughty?

52:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:02🔗 Caller I've had caffeine. I'm up at flight.

52:04🔗 Caller So yeah, I suppose.

52:07🔗 Caller But my question is...

52:08🔗 Caller But Aaron?

52:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:12🔗 Drew We've had some caffeine too.

52:13🔗 Adam Yeah, we've had caffeine too. And I had to poke through with a stick. We broke it up last fall.

52:19🔗 Caller All right.

52:20🔗 Adam So you're all right? You're going to college?

52:22🔗 Caller No, I'm in high school, but I'm going to college next year, yeah.

52:25🔗 Adam Let's see.

52:26🔗 Caller Right.

52:26🔗 Adam You're going to college. And where are you going to go?

52:29🔗 Caller I'm thinking about Loyola in Chicago.

52:32🔗 Adam I see. Yeah. I'm thinking about that too.

52:34🔗 Caller I'm also a college professor, so...

52:37🔗 Adam All right, baby. All right. So what about lubrication? There's enough lubrication in there for you?

52:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

52:43🔗 Caller And we've used lubricants.

52:45🔗 Caller I thought that maybe that was a problem, so, you know, we started using lubricants, and that's not it.

52:49🔗 Drew How about position?

52:51🔗 Caller Oh, we get creative, so... I think that what's easiest for me and what seems to be the least painful is when...

53:00🔗 Caller is... mission and position. And so should we just stick with that?

53:06🔗 Adam Yeah. Then tell them to slow down a little.

53:08🔗 Caller Because last time we were really, really getting creative, and it hurts a little.

53:13🔗 Adam Well, that's what it is. And he's going... is he going a little fast?

53:18🔗 Caller More hard than fast.

53:19🔗 Drew Yeah.

53:19🔗 Adam Well, there you go.

53:20🔗 Drew A little bit, huh?

53:21🔗 Adam You need to just put a governor on his ass, like they have at the go-karts. Oh, the love grommet. Yeah, we forgot about that. That's that Styrofoam donut a man puts around his penis, and it prevents deep penetration. Also adds a little spring back action.

53:36🔗 Drew You know, they could be inflatable. Doesn't have to be Styrofoam.

53:40🔗 Adam I'm scared things smaller than a wheelbarrow inner tube that are inflatable don't work out. You ever notice that?

53:49🔗 Drew They can't get the what? They don't inflate properly?

53:52🔗 Adam The stuff that blows up that's the size of a glazed donut doesn't seem to work. It just doesn't work. You might as well just make that solid. You see what I'm saying? It's like GI. Joe, his jeep, non-inflatable tires. You just go solid. If the side wall from right to left is less than an inch apart, you just fill it with rubber. You with me? Your kids into those GI. Joe's?

54:19🔗 Caller No.

54:19🔗 Adam They getting the dolls?

54:21🔗 Caller No.

54:21🔗 Adam Yeah. You know, I never got it. I labeled that. I was weird. When I was like 8 or 9, I figured Cub Scouts, Boy Scouts, GI. Joe's for Wussers. I mean, I knew it when I was 8. I was like, no way. Am I going to join up with those pansies?

54:37🔗 Drew Those pussies.

54:38🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, that's what I thought when I was that age. And GI. Joe's, even when I was 8 or 9, I was like, that's playing with dolls. No way.

54:46🔗 Drew Come on. Don't be such a pussy.

54:47🔗 True. Wow.

54:49🔗 Drew Lindsay, you've just been working.

54:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:51🔗 Adam You're 16.

54:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:53🔗 Adam What's up, Toots?

54:54🔗 Caller Um, I was just wondering, um, like, how many days are...

55:00🔗 Drew How many what?

55:01🔗 Caller Um, what's the most common, or what days are the most common days that you can get pregnant in a month?

55:07🔗 Adam Well, Wednesdays, Saturday is a big night.

55:10🔗 Caller You guys know what I mean, like...

55:12🔗 Drew It's different for different women.

55:14🔗 Adam But isn't it usually like 15 days after you...

55:17🔗 Drew 15 to 18, yeah...

55:18🔗 Adam .begun your cycle?

55:20🔗 Drew 15 to 18 is a good period of time. But look, it's different for different women. You can't time that exactly.

55:25🔗 Caller Oh, really? Because I heard that it was 3 days before and 3 days after.

55:29🔗 Drew No.

55:31🔗 Adam That ain't it.

55:32🔗 Caller No.

55:32🔗 Drew No.

55:33🔗 Adam Why? What are you doing, honey?

55:34🔗 Caller Um, nothing. I was just... And then, um, is there any way you can tell?

55:38🔗 Caller Like...

55:39🔗 Drew Nothing you can tell.

55:40🔗 Adam There's nothing going on there. Oh, Loveline Reeker. In creation.

55:43🔗 Drew Honey, what's going on with you?

55:46🔗 Adam Huh? Oh, me? My vagina? Oh, uh, nothing. I suck pregnancy test. It's like, wow. Hey, Lindsey? Yeah? I don't want to commit any crimes with you. Okay? Because like, if we're sitting out front staking out something and a cop pulls up, I don't want you going, Hey, we're not here doing... No, we're not going to rob the bank tomorrow. Hey, uh, you think maybe you're pregnant?

56:09🔗 Caller No. Well, I mean, I don't know. Oh, all right.

56:12🔗 Adam Hey, Lindsey.

56:13🔗 Caller Yeah?

56:13🔗 Adam If you give me one more of those BS runaround answers, I will hang up on you immediately. Immediately. Do you hear me?

56:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:22🔗 Drew Do you think you're pregnant?

56:24🔗 Caller Um, well, I'm not sure, but I think so, yeah.

56:26🔗 Drew When? What makes you think so? God, that was so close.

56:29🔗 Adam You almost knocked so close.

56:31🔗 Drew What makes you think so?

56:32🔗 Caller Um, well, I haven't, you know.

56:35🔗 Adam Uh, that's it. And listen, I have a joke. I told, told, what makes you think you're pregnant? Well, I haven't, no. Sorry, go get a pregnancy test. Rick.

56:53🔗 What's up, Adam? What's up, Drew?

56:54🔗 Adam Hey, you're 21.

56:55🔗 Caller Yeah, long time listener, fifth time caller.

56:58🔗 Adam Great.

56:58🔗 Drew Fifth time caller?

57:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:00🔗 Adam We're going to send you out of Windbreaker.

57:04🔗 Caller You guys should. I also love the drdrew.com.

57:07🔗 Drew Oh, thanks, Rick.

57:08🔗 Adam Let me tell you some about the callers to this show. I know I make a lot of fun of them, but do you want to know who the backbone of this show is? Me. Really? Yeah. Okay. Anyway, what?

57:18🔗 Caller Okay. I have two questions and one of them, I don't know if I should say or not, but my main question was a couple of years ago, I used to be really depressed.

57:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:30🔗 Caller And I like drink a different stuff to try to, I don't know, I don't know why I was doing it, but like bad stuff like bleach or like Windex and stuff like that.

57:40🔗 Adam Sure.

57:40🔗 Caller And now, yeah, I know. Now it's like I find my throat's like really messed up now.

57:46🔗 Adam And your mom was like, hey, listen, I'm sorry what you did to yourself, but could you pee on this window over here, please? You drank the whole goddamn bottle. And all right, so now your throat hurts, huh?

58:00🔗 Caller Well, it's not that it really hurts, but it's like, I can't stand cold water. Or if I, matter of fact, if I have anything like an Altoid or a mint, I can't drink water for another 30 minutes at least.

58:12🔗 Drew Does food stick as it's going down your throat?

58:14🔗 Caller It doesn't. I haven't noticed anything major like that, but every once in a while it'll like hurt. And I wondered like, is what damage could I have done to my mouth or to my throat?

58:24🔗 Adam When you drink Windex, do you unscrew it or just keep squirting it? And you put it on stream or is it on spray? And really, really, what made you do that? Were you trying to get a buzz or were you just trying to kill yourself?

58:37🔗 Caller I was, I guess, the latter, but I mean, uh...

58:41🔗 Drew Oh, I had a good one of these when I was in training. A guy that drank Drano completely shot its obagus. They had to cut it out.

58:50🔗 Adam Is this obagus?

58:50🔗 Drew Completely remove it. Really? They flipped in a piece of colon to replace it. And he kept, he was so... It was difficult. He kept then drinking, he'd warm up Jell-O and drink it and it would get, it would get cool in the colon, get caught in the papilla of the colon and fill up until it was Jell-O coming out of his mouth.

59:14🔗 Adam Wow. Yeah. See? It could be him. Jell-O Jim, they called him.

59:18🔗 Caller I do have one more question too. I'm sorry.

59:20🔗 Adam So, what should he do? Ear, nose and throat guy? See what's going on?

59:23🔗 Drew You need a gastroenterologist and you probably scarred the esophagus. You may have strictured it and it will need to be treated. They may have to stick some tube down there and dilate it, open it back up again so it works properly and get you on some... Painful? No, you're asleep for it and get you some anti-acid, you know, some anti-acid producing medication.

59:41🔗 Adam Now, when you say he's asleep for it, do they put him asleep or they just sneak in while he's sleeping?

59:45🔗 Drew They come in at night while he's asleep.

59:47🔗 Adam I understand.

59:47🔗 Drew It's a bedroom procedure.

59:48🔗 Adam Okay, that makes sense.

59:49🔗 Caller Well, I really wish I had insurance now. I do have a question.

59:51🔗 Drew Well, you're going to have to send it to a county facility. I mean, I would definitely look into getting this worked out because if you don't, there's all kinds of really significant long-term problems if you don't have a stent hairless now.

1:00:02🔗 Adam Okay. So, second question.

1:00:04🔗 Caller Okay, this is going to be like your typical dumb stoner guy Loveline question, but a couple of, it has only happened to me like three times in my life, but I've noticed like my one, not both, but just one of my testicles. Like it's seriously like give me like a lot of pain or whatever. And I don't know if it's just like growing pains or.

1:00:23🔗 Drew No, no, that needs to be looked into. It can be a hernia, it can be tumor, it can be a cyst. A lot of things that can be kept, but to the minus probably the most common thing.

1:00:30🔗 Adam When you go in the county to get the esophagus treated, bring your nuts and look at that. But I'll tell you, be careful. Because at county, I used to go out to county USC long before I had insurance and sit in line with all the hobos to be treated out there. And if you have more than two things wrong with you, they'll shoot you. Oh yeah, that's the new policy. They bring you around back, just put a bullet in your head.

1:00:57🔗 Drew It's gotten tougher. It was three when I was out there.

1:00:59🔗 Adam That's down to two now. Well, it's three strikes. Maybe you're confused. It's three things, more than two. So don't complain about anything else. Like a bunion or something while you're complaining about your scrotum and your esophagus.

1:01:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:15🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:01:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:16🔗 Adam What's up?

1:01:17🔗 Caller Okay. I'm living with my in-laws right now and my husband and my two-year-old son. I'm really not getting along with my husband's mom that much. We're screaming and yelling at each other all the time. And it's really put a strain on my marriage and I can't even really take care of my son without her doing the opposite.

1:01:39🔗 Drew Why are you living with these people?

1:01:42🔗 Caller Our credit's really bad and we really don't have anywhere else to stay.

1:01:46🔗 Adam How old's your husband?

1:01:48🔗 He's 30.

1:01:49🔗 Adam And you're 18?

1:01:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:51🔗 Drew How long have you been married?

1:01:53🔗 Caller Two and a half years.

1:01:54🔗 Drew Since you were 15? And he was 26?

1:01:59🔗 Caller LATESIA 28.

1:02:02🔗 Adam He's 28 now.

1:02:03🔗 Caller No, he's 30 now.

1:02:04🔗 Adam Oh, sorry. Drew, what are you doing? Don't screw up.

1:02:07🔗 Caller Sorry, sorry.

1:02:09🔗 Adam Boy, what's up with you, sister? What happened?

1:02:14🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:02:15🔗 Adam What do you mean nothing? You're married to a 28-year-old when you were 15 and a half?

1:02:21🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:21🔗 Adam Pregnant at 16?

1:02:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:24🔗 Adam Or 15?

1:02:24🔗 Drew What were you running away from?

1:02:26🔗 Adam Wait, were you pregnant when you got married?

1:02:28🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. I was already pregnant when I got married, but we didn't know. I didn't find out until I was already five months pregnant. Okay.

1:02:34🔗 Adam Well, in that case, it's all right. What happened?

1:02:38🔗 Drew What were you running away from?

1:02:39🔗 Caller What do you mean what was I running away from?

1:02:41🔗 Drew What were you running away from at home?

1:02:45🔗 Caller I really wasn't running away from anything. Before we got married, we were living with my mom.

1:02:52🔗 Drew Where was your dad?

1:02:53🔗 Caller My dad, I hadn't seen him in like 10 years.

1:02:58🔗 Adam Hold on a second. I am shocked.

1:03:00🔗 Drew I'm shocked. I'm also going to...

1:03:02🔗 Adam Really?

1:03:02🔗 Drew Another piece of dad. I know it's just going to blow my mind. How old is your mom right now?

1:03:06🔗 Adam Shocking!

1:03:07🔗 Caller My mom?

1:03:07🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:08🔗 Caller She is 40...

1:03:10🔗 Adam Oh, I'm shocked.

1:03:11🔗 Drew Already I'm shocked.

1:03:13🔗 Adam No, but you have to have an older brother or sister, right?

1:03:15🔗 Drew Four year old only puts her at 12.

1:03:16🔗 Caller Well, I didn't meet my older brother until like three years ago.

1:03:19🔗 Adam No, she's 18. Forty puts her at 22.

1:03:22🔗 Drew Oh, 22. I'm sorry.

1:03:22🔗 Adam What's that?

1:03:24🔗 Caller I didn't meet my older brother until like three years ago.

1:03:26🔗 Adam Perfect. Alright, one last question. You guys are Jewish, right? Oh my God! Well, now I'm dumbfounded. Alright, so listen, Latesia, you're not black though, are you? Yeah, I am. Where'd you get that name? I mean, you don't sound black. Oh, nice. Yeah, I know. No, what do you mean? You can tell. Oh, baby. Alright, this thing's a mess. So what do you... Can you get out of the house?

1:03:57🔗 Caller I'm really trying.

1:03:59🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:59🔗 Caller I don't really think that my husband wants to leave because we've been here for two years and it's been a constant fight with him.

1:04:07🔗 Adam Well, why can't he get it together? Two years.

1:04:10🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:04:11🔗 Adam I mean, it's not like he's... It's not like he's finishing up college or something.

1:04:15🔗 Caller No. His mom uses her health against him a lot.

1:04:19🔗 Drew Is his dad around?

1:04:20🔗 Adam You mean she like throws an enema bag at him or uses it emotionally?

1:04:25🔗 Caller He uses it emotionally.

1:04:25🔗 Adam I see. That's different.

1:04:27🔗 Drew Is his dad around?

1:04:28🔗 Caller His dad?

1:04:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:30🔗 Caller Yeah. But they're both remarried.

1:04:33🔗 Adam Okay. What about... What does your husband do for a living?

1:04:38🔗 Caller Right now?

1:04:38🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:04:39🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:04:41🔗 Adam Does he have a job? I mean, does he have a skill?

1:04:46🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:04:46🔗 Adam What is that skill?

1:04:48🔗 He mainly works presses and stuff like that.

1:04:52🔗 Drew All right.

1:04:52🔗 Adam Is he looking for a job?

1:04:55🔗 Caller No.

1:04:56🔗 Drew Letesia, why do you sound way too smart to be in this situation?

1:05:00🔗 Adam What happened?

1:05:01🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying? You sound so bright and so sharp and this situation sounds so awful.

1:05:08🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, this is really sounds like Jerry Springer but you sound like you're heading off to some Ivy League school. What happened? You know what I'm saying?

1:05:17🔗 Caller I just kind of really depend. I really have a problem with confrontation, especially with men.

1:05:25🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:25🔗 Adam All right.

1:05:26🔗 Drew But you sound very confident. I'm surprised you're not out there setting up a business.

1:05:31🔗 Adam Yeah. You sound smarter than your situation. It doesn't normally happen on this show. Hey, just for fun, what did you name your daughter?

1:05:40🔗 Caller My son.

1:05:41🔗 Adam Oh, your son. Oh, this could be good, too. Go ahead.

1:05:43🔗 Caller We named him Lottery.

1:05:45🔗 Adam There you go. What's up with the blacks and the names? What is that?

1:05:50🔗 Caller His name is Samoan.

1:05:51🔗 Adam Oh, whatever it is, just as long as no one can pronounce it. Everyone's happy. You're driving the poor sportscasters nuts. They're trying to call it a basketball game. I don't even know what's going on.

1:06:02🔗 Caller That's my main man names.

1:06:04🔗 Adam Look at that. There's a good example, Snoop Dogg.

1:06:07🔗 Caller All right.

1:06:08🔗 Adam Now, what's his name again?

1:06:09🔗 Caller Lotteray.

1:06:10🔗 Adam Now, see, I can't even. Lotteray or Lotteray?

1:06:13🔗 Caller Lotteray, like lottery.

1:06:15🔗 Adam And there you go. L-A-

1:06:18🔗 Caller No, L-O.

1:06:19🔗 Adam L-O, yeah.

1:06:20🔗 Caller T-T-A-R-A-Y.

1:06:22🔗 Caller T-T-A-R-A-Y.

1:06:24🔗 Caller It's pretty.

1:06:25🔗 Adam A-Y, yeah, but no one will ever pronounce it. All right, listen, you gotta get your husband, you tell your husband, listen, okay, here you go, you ready? Here's your plan. Stop locking antlers with your mother-in-law. That ain't, that's a horrible plan. You know what I mean? You're living in her house, she's a big pain in the ass. If she had two brain cells to scratch together, she'd be riding her deadbeat son and not you, but the point is that she's not an intelligent woman and she's a pain in the ass, but you're living with her. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like, you're out at sea for six months, don't F with the captain of the ship. You know, you're following this logic?

1:07:12🔗 Caller Well, yeah, but my main question is how do I, you know, get her to just butt out? Cause even when I had my own place.

1:07:19🔗 Adam All right, see, you're not so smart anymore. You're not hearing what I'm saying. You're not gonna get her to do anything. She's 50 years old, she's stupid, and she's set in her ways, okay? Stop working on her. You work on getting out from under her.

1:07:38🔗 Drew Away from her, structure so you don't have to deal with her.

1:07:40🔗 Adam Don't make her right. She's not gonna be right.

1:07:42🔗 Drew Or don't make her wrong.

1:07:43🔗 Adam Get your husband a job. Tell your husband to get off his lazy ass and get a job. And you guys move out, get your own apartment. And then you won't have to deal with her.

1:07:52🔗 Drew But your husband, really...

1:07:53🔗 Adam Stop working on her.

1:07:55🔗 Drew And if not, it's gonna be up to you and your child needs you right now. There's really a few more years that you have to invest in this child before you can be...

1:08:03🔗 Adam Leticia, just get into the yes ma'am, no ma'am and stay out of her sights.

1:08:09🔗 Drew But kick your husband's ass.

1:08:11🔗 Adam To get a job.

1:08:12🔗 Drew Seriously, that's the problem here.

1:08:14🔗 Adam Alright. Listen, I know you hate her. I know you feel like you gotta fix her, set her straight or tell her off. You're living under her roof. Leave her alone. You move out. Do you understand me?

1:08:26🔗 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:08:28🔗 Adam All problems will be solved when you get your own place. Leave her alone.

1:08:33🔗 Caller Okay.

1:08:33🔗 Adam Please do that. You're making life a hell on you and your kid.

1:08:38🔗 Caller Alright.

1:08:39🔗 Adam Leticia got a little dumber as the calls went on.

1:08:44🔗 Drew Her deadbeat husband to deal with though.

1:08:46🔗 Adam Fifteen and a half and what the hell was he 28 and what the hell is going on and what's up with mom? And listen everybody, people don't change that much. I wish they would but they don't. And if you got a problem with them, here's the deal. Don't put your hand out. Don't put your hand out to people who are troublemakers. Move out.

1:09:08🔗 Drew Well people can change but they don't change for you.

1:09:11🔗 Adam And they don't change because you're yelling at them.

1:09:13🔗 Drew They change for something. I mean them wants to change. That's right.

1:09:16🔗 Adam They change for me but not for you. And I know what you mean when you say you. You mean them. Right. Not us. Right. Move out everybody. All you people that hate your parents and are still living at home in your 22, move out. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Rachel is 15, masturbates every night with a water jet and feels like she has to pee afterward. I just want to say hi to her.

1:09:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:42🔗 Adam All right. Water jet like in the tub?

1:09:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:45🔗 Caller The hot tub.

1:09:46🔗 Adam You got a hot tub?

1:09:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:48🔗 Caller Outside?

1:09:49🔗 Caller No. It's an inside hot tub. Like by the pool. Inside pool.

1:09:53🔗 Drew Inside pool.

1:09:54🔗 Adam You got an inside pool?

1:09:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:56🔗 Adam You single?

1:09:57🔗 Caller No.

1:09:58🔗 Adam You got a boy?

1:09:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:01🔗 Adam What's this? Some little punk riding around on a moped or something? I got a BMW.

1:10:04🔗 Drew Razor.

1:10:05🔗 Caller No.

1:10:06🔗 Adam How old is this guy?

1:10:07🔗 Caller Um, 20.

1:10:09🔗 Adam 20?

1:10:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:11🔗 Adam What's he drive?

1:10:14🔗 Caller He just drives like a truck.

1:10:15🔗 Adam Yeah, truck. I got a BMW.

1:10:17🔗 Caller Really?

1:10:18🔗 Adam Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I got a house, got a big screen TV with surround sound.

1:10:22🔗 Caller Oh, those surfer guys last night were really, really like hot sounding.

1:10:26🔗 Adam Yeah, don't worry about them. Did I tell you I had a BMW?

1:10:32🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:10:33🔗 Adam And the surround sound with the big screen TV? Yep, it's all my own place. I get to use it whenever I want.

1:10:39🔗 Caller Sounds good.

1:10:40🔗 Adam Yeah, I got the keys. No problems. No hassles from the man.

1:10:42🔗 Drew You have an indoor pool?

1:10:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:47🔗 Adam Hold on a second, Rachel.

1:10:49🔗 Caller Wow.

1:10:49🔗 Adam I like to really start getting serious about Rachel. She's 15.

1:10:53🔗 Drew 15, Adam.

1:10:54🔗 Adam Oh, listen, we wouldn't do anything at first. I mean, like our last call, you know. I'd marry her when she's 80. All right, we'll take a break. We'll get back to her in her water jet, into her pool, and her 20-year-old boyfriend after this.

1:11:06🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:11:08🔗 Drew We'll be right back.

1:11:25🔗 This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, Nevada.

1:11:42🔗 Drew What will our campaign slogan be?

1:11:45🔗 Adam F all of you. Listen, Drew and I were just talking about the Republican convention, and we decided that they're screwy, and the Democrats are screwy, and if both of them have, and I know they don't, but I'll just do it for the sake of illustrating something, if both of them have ten major topics, ten major platforms or campaign ideas, I think they each have five good ones and five horrible ones, and that's why they both need to be picked clean of those five, and we need to just start a new party. That's it, because the Republicans are a pain in the ass, the Democrats are a pain in the ass, they're both going in different directions, and they're both the wrong direction, and we just need the whatever makes sense party. Get a businessman and a psychologist, and get them all together, and they can just run it. And they can both be like Milano or something. That's what we need to do. Ah, oh, I got a plan. I got a plan. Here's what we do. We create our next president. Build them. We build them. We build them, and if we start now, we'll have one in 36 years or something.

1:13:01🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:13:02🔗 Adam What do you got to be, 35, 36 to be president? She said, I'm 36. I got to get moving. So I want to, you know, get that in before. I told my parents, I told my parents I was going to be the first president astronaut. When I was nine, I boldly announced that. And so far, goose eggs on both those. But here's what we do. We take sperm, okay, from geniuses. Genius black guy, genius Asian guy, genius Mexican.

1:13:31🔗 Caller Where are we going to find him?

1:13:32🔗 Adam She's a genius Mexican guy, genius whatever national. We put them all in one big thing. Then we launch that into some genius mulatto chick. So all the races, there's none of this race thing. The kid comes out looking like Tiger Woods, you know, whatever. He's got like one brown eye and one blue eye. No group can complain because he has a little everything in him. Then we start schooling him. Then we give him the best schooling in moral and ethics and the whole thing in math. And we teach him in business and principles and we just groom him like they do over there in China. You see that Little Emperor movie? And he becomes the president. He has a little of everyone in him. He's not affiliated with any party. We don't let him take any money from any special interest groups or any of those PACs or any of that kind of stuff. And he just becomes the next president. Meanwhile, we're working on the next guy. All right. Beautiful.

1:14:26🔗 Drew Every four years pick one.

1:14:28🔗 Adam I guess they're going to need my sperm. Rachel.

1:14:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:31🔗 Adam You're 15.

1:14:32🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:14:33🔗 Adam All right. So you have an indoor indoor pool.

1:14:37🔗 Caller Yeah. A new pool and spa.

1:14:39🔗 Adam New pool and spa.

1:14:40🔗 Drew Indoor pool and spa.

1:14:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:41🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:42🔗 Caller How does that work?

1:14:43🔗 Caller Um, they're inside.

1:14:46🔗 Drew Ah, I see.

1:14:48🔗 Adam Hold on. Let me write this down. Indoor pool and spa. And now that works. Is it's, you say it's indoors?

1:14:56🔗 Drew Inside.

1:14:57🔗 Adam It's inside.

1:14:57🔗 Drew It's inside.

1:14:58🔗 Caller Okay.

1:14:58🔗 Adam I'm going to write that down. And I'm thinking, hand me those bills.

1:15:01🔗 Caller Okay.

1:15:03🔗 Adam And it says that just in the living room, you just open the front door, you fall into the pool.

1:15:06🔗 Caller No, it's like in the pool house.

1:15:08🔗 Adam It'd be in the pool house.

1:15:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:10🔗 Adam Where they keep the pool?

1:15:11🔗 Caller Yeah. No. Yeah.

1:15:12🔗 Adam I see.

1:15:13🔗 Drew Is your in outdoor pool run into the pool house?

1:15:15🔗 Caller No. It's, the outdoor pool is like 20 feet away from the pool house.

1:15:20🔗 Drew But a pool house is like something in that movie, Cocoon, like a big indoor pool thing?

1:15:24🔗 Caller No, no. I mean, it's like, I don't know, it's normal size. It's not that big.

1:15:29🔗 Adam It has like a glass structure around it?

1:15:31🔗 Caller No.

1:15:32🔗 Adam It's mortar and concrete with drywall on the inside and a hard roof. Doesn't it steam up and all that stuff?

1:15:41🔗 Caller Oh, I guess so. I mean, the spa does, I guess.

1:15:45🔗 Adam Thank you. And you're an architect, are you?

1:15:48🔗 Caller No.

1:15:49🔗 Adam Well, thank you for painting that vivid, vivid picture. I'm sure Drew and I have two completely different pictures above our heads, aren't you? You have no idea. And what, first off, you know what I love about our listeners? If they have a pool in their house, everyone has a pool in their house.

1:16:05🔗 Drew Right. So she doesn't understand why we do this.

1:16:07🔗 Adam You can keep questioning about pool in the house. Yeah. And where is it in the house? And what is it? Is it an indoor pool? You know, so first off, if they have one, if they had a goddamn Jabba the Hutt or whatever his name was, sitting in their living room, they would assume that everyone had one of those, one of those characters from Star Wars too.

1:16:28🔗 Drew Or even more primitively, that you'd been to their house to see it.

1:16:32🔗 Adam Yeah, that might be it.

1:16:33🔗 Drew You just, because of them, they're talking about it.

1:16:34🔗 Adam And God forbid they ever say anything like, oh yeah, my dad added it on, he's an architect, or it's kind of interesting, or here's the shape of it, or here let me describe it or something. Nope, it's as if we're talking about a sofa.

1:16:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:49🔗 Adam You have a sofa?

1:16:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:50🔗 Adam Where is it? It's in the living room.

1:16:51🔗 Caller Uh-huh.

1:16:52🔗 Adam All right. What the hell is her name for?

1:16:54🔗 Caller Oh boy.

1:16:56🔗 Adam All right, nut job. So, you got the indoor pool.

1:17:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:01🔗 Adam Did your parents add that on?

1:17:04🔗 Caller No, it was just there when we bought it.

1:17:06🔗 Adam I see. Is it a huge house?

1:17:08🔗 Caller No, it's not that big.

1:17:09🔗 Adam Never a big house?

1:17:10🔗 Caller Well, I wouldn't say it's that big, but everyone else says it's big, but I don't know.

1:17:13🔗 Drew Oh boy.

1:17:14🔗 Adam Okay, thanks for that clarification. So, everyone says it's big, but you?

1:17:18🔗 Caller I guess so, yeah.

1:17:19🔗 Drew Where do you live?

1:17:22🔗 Caller Sacramento.

1:17:23🔗 Drew Okay. Okay.

1:17:23🔗 Adam Well, now that explains it. All right. So, Rachel, you like to use the jets on yourself. That's fine. Feels good.

1:17:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:32🔗 Adam Yeah. What's the problem?

1:17:34🔗 Caller Well, after I like do that for a while.

1:17:38🔗 Adam How long's a while?

1:17:39🔗 Caller Like, well, I don't know. I started like a month ago. And like I only do it like once. I get orgasm and then like it's all right. But now that I do it like a lot, like I'll go like 20 times in a row. And like afterwards, I can't pee for like an hour.

1:17:55🔗 Adam About 20 times?

1:17:57🔗 Caller No, like I'll hold like orgasm and then I'll wait like two seconds.

1:18:00🔗 Drew Yeah, 20 times.

1:18:01🔗 Adam So 20 orgasms?

1:18:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:04🔗 Adam 20?

1:18:05🔗 Caller Well, not 20, you know, like a lot.

1:18:08🔗 Adam 15?

1:18:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:11🔗 Adam Wow. Oh, it'd be great to be a chick. That indoor pool of yours. And it's like, my God, your parents must think you live in that spa.

1:18:19🔗 Caller Oh yeah.

1:18:21🔗 Adam And 20 times in a row.

1:18:24🔗 Caller Well, yeah, just like.

1:18:26🔗 Adam And what about your 20 year old boyfriend?

1:18:29🔗 Caller Well, OK, his dad is a gynecologist and I'm like, I'm afraid to ask him questions about it because if I do, that he'll probably tell his son and he'll get mad at me because doesn't make a 20 year old guy.

1:18:42🔗 Adam You're having sex with him.

1:18:43🔗 Caller Yeah, but he doesn't make any orgasm.

1:18:46🔗 Adam Not like the pool.

1:18:47🔗 Caller No, he get mad.

1:18:50🔗 Adam 20 year old guy is kind of old for you, isn't it?

1:18:53🔗 Caller Not really.

1:18:54🔗 Drew No? Yeah. All right. He is a world class dick.

1:18:58🔗 Adam Thank you, Drew. Rachel, what if you just, let's say, limit yourself to, I don't know, five orgasms in the...

1:19:06🔗 Drew You're irritating your urethra and you're going to cause urine infections.

1:19:10🔗 Caller Oh, OK.

1:19:10🔗 Drew You're developing urethritis such as it is.

1:19:13🔗 Caller Oh.

1:19:14🔗 Drew It's not necessarily good for you.

1:19:15🔗 Caller All right.

1:19:16🔗 Drew And if you have continued pain with P, that means you have an infection in there and you got to get that treated.

1:19:20🔗 Caller OK.

1:19:20🔗 Adam Do you have a golf course inside of your house?

1:19:23🔗 Caller No.

1:19:24🔗 Adam OK. Bolling Alley?

1:19:25🔗 Caller What? No.

1:19:26🔗 Adam Is this Tori Spelling?

1:19:27🔗 Caller No.

1:19:28🔗 Caller OK. Oh, boy.

1:19:32🔗 Adam I guess that indoor, just, only our listeners, only our listeners, you could keep going with them on the indoor pool and, you know, get a goddamn answer out of them. Not, not nothing. Laili?

1:19:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:47🔗 Adam You're 16?

1:19:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:48🔗 Adam What's up?

1:19:50🔗 Caller Um, I've been smoking pot maybe for about a year, year and a half, maybe two years. And every time I smoke pot, often I don't get high anymore. I don't get high at all. And the last time I smoked pot.

1:20:05🔗 Adam Hold on. Is that the Sun Splash Festival in the background or are you watching Cops?

1:20:09🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

1:20:11🔗 Caller I was listening to Bob Marley.

1:20:12🔗 Adam Oh, what a surprise.

1:20:15🔗 Drew Well, that's the way marijuana addiction works. Somewhere between one and twenty years, the effect of the drug stops working. You start getting more depressed and more irritable and more forgetful.

1:20:25🔗 Adam And you listen to Bob Marley.

1:20:27🔗 Drew And guess what? And I can predict what you've been doing lately. You've been smoking more pot and trying to get stronger pot.

1:20:33🔗 Caller Yeah. And the last time I smoked pot, I passed out.

1:20:35🔗 Drew And then what you do next is you'll either switch to alcohol or speed or heroin these days sometimes. And I suggest you get treatment now. Because this is not going to be an easy problem to deal with. And if you try stopping on your own without supervision, the depressions can be profound.

1:20:51🔗 Adam Listen, you got to be baked to get into that reggae. It's such horrible music. It really is. It's just heinous music, that reggae. It's all right if you're throwing a beach party. But other than that, you got to be stoned off your ass. And I was in Jamaica like a month ago, and that's it. It's just all reggae, it's all Bob Marley, it's all anyone wants to talk about, and it is it. I mean, Elvis is nothing in this country compared to what Bob Marley is in Jamaica. I mean, it's none, it's just non-stop. It's all anyone wants to talk about. It drives me insane. It's such horrible music. Sable?

1:21:35🔗 Caller Hey.

1:21:36🔗 Adam You're 14.

1:21:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:37🔗 Adam What's up?

1:21:39🔗 Caller Well, I kind of have like a mental gothic look, and like I don't fit in, especially because I live in Anaheim, and there's a lot of puppy kids.

1:21:47🔗 Adam You live where?

1:21:48🔗 Caller In Anaheim.

1:21:49🔗 Caller The school I go to, they love to make fun of me.

1:21:52🔗 Adam Yeah, good. Change your look.

1:21:54🔗 Caller No, I really love my look, though.

1:21:55🔗 Adam Well, then screw it. You're going to get made fun of.

1:21:58🔗 Caller I have like dreams like of killing them, and I like sit there and I just like trip out about it. I don't know why.

1:22:03🔗 Adam All right. Hey, listen to me, screwball.

1:22:05🔗 Caller I'm not a screwball.

1:22:06🔗 Adam Yes, you are. Now listen to me. You're getting made fun of because you're asking people to make fun of you by the way you look. All right?

1:22:13🔗 Caller No, I'm not.

1:22:14🔗 Adam Well, yes, you are.

1:22:16🔗 Caller Like no matter what I do, they make fun of me.

1:22:18🔗 Adam No, no, not no matter what you do.

1:22:20🔗 Caller Yes, huh.

1:22:21🔗 Adam Just put on some normal clothes, pull the hoop out of your nose and start blending in.

1:22:26🔗 Caller I can't get any piercings. My mom will kick my butt.

1:22:28🔗 Adam Good.

1:22:29🔗 Drew Whatever. I know you're angry and we know your mom kicked your butt before. No doubt.

1:22:35🔗 Adam So here's the deal there, Sable, metal goth chick. Stop advertising and people will leave you alone.

1:22:43🔗 Caller I do. I mean, I stopped at one point.

1:22:45🔗 Adam Why do you think they make fun of you and they don't make fun of other people?

1:22:48🔗 Caller It's like, okay, everybody else at my school, like there's a couple punkers and a couple gothics, right? But like, I'm the only one they make fun of.

1:22:55🔗 Adam No, they make fun of the punks and the goths.

1:22:58🔗 Caller No, they don't. My friend Joe, he's gothic, never make fun of him.

1:23:01🔗 Adam All right. Well, maybe they're scared he's going to kick their ass. Listen, stop dressing like an idiot and they won't make fun of you. That's it. There you go. You want people to stop making fun of you? Stop it. Fine. Listen, I don't want to sound like some old square, but you guys are only doing it so people can make fun of you, so you can complain about it. And talk about how everyone victimizes you.

1:23:25🔗 Caller I get depressed a lot.

1:23:26🔗 Adam Yeah, I know you do. That's why you're into this. You don't even realize what's going on. You're not into any of this crap. You're just into it so people attack you, so you can be right about the world being evil and everyone coming after you, and then you can complain to me about it.

1:23:40🔗 Caller No, it's the damn drugs.

1:23:42🔗 Adam Or whatever.

1:23:44🔗 Drew No, it's the way you were treated. Somebody beat you up at some time.

1:23:47🔗 Caller Yeah, I had a babysitter that like kind of like he was gay, but like he made me watch him undress and he hit me with the stick.

1:23:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:55🔗 Caller He used to tie me up in duct tape and throw me on my top bunk. Oh my God.

1:23:59🔗 Adam Duct tape?

1:23:59🔗 Caller Yeah, he used to duct tape me because my mom used to go to work and he was like one of my mom's good friends and he'd watch me all the time.

1:24:05🔗 Caller Oh my God.

1:24:06🔗 Drew Does she know about this?

1:24:08🔗 Caller No, I never told her because she wouldn't believe me. Every time I've ever tried to tell her something like that, she wouldn't believe me.

1:24:13🔗 Drew This is why you're dressed in the way you're dressed right now.

1:24:15🔗 Caller Her fiancee once like almost broke, you know, your blood veins in your arms. I broke one of those playing football, bruising it. My damn phone keeps on going. But he pressed down there really hard and he pushed me up against the door. And he's like ten times my size. And I tried to tell my mom and she laughed in my face and said, no, he wouldn't do anything like that.

1:24:39🔗 Adam Well, listen, Sable, your mom's a horrible pain in the ass.

1:24:44🔗 Caller But of course.

1:24:45🔗 Adam OK, and you're angry at her and you have the right to be. And you have that right to be angry at a lot of people for a lot of what they did to you. But don't turn the whole world against you. I know this is all you know, but this is what you're doing. Do you know what I'm saying?

1:25:00🔗 Caller No, not really.

1:25:01🔗 Caller Because I, I, I, OK, my psychiatrist says there's something wrong with the way I dress. He says it's just a lot of kids just don't understand me.

1:25:08🔗 Adam Well, he's just kissing your ass. I'm, I'm not doing it because I don't have to see you for 50 minutes twice a week. Listen, Sable, yeah, you'll grow out of this. You'll look back on it. You'll wonder what the F you're doing. And I'm telling you, I'll just save you some time now and tell you to stop it now. Some grief down to and in your, you're hurt and you're angry and you have all those feelings and understand that. But don't bring that with you and don't share that with the rest of the world. This is between your mom and you and your dad and you and the fiancé.

1:25:40🔗 Drew And that screwed up babysitter.

1:25:42🔗 Adam Whoever your real dad is and the screwed up babysitter, this is all has to do with you. It doesn't have to do with anyone at school. And you're bringing that into your life by the way you're presenting yourself at school. You understand? And it's sad. And it's sad that people like you that have already experienced enough pain in your life to last a lifetime, have to experience more pain. Because it's all you understand.

1:26:09🔗 Drew It's how you experience yourself, the person that people take advantage of.

1:26:12🔗 Adam Don't put yourself through that. Don't do it.

1:26:16🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:17🔗 Adam And that means you got to dress differently and that means you got to act differently.

1:26:21🔗 Caller Okay.

1:26:22🔗 Adam And yeah.

1:26:22🔗 Drew You got to trust people.

1:26:23🔗 Adam And it's not you putting away your personality. It's you putting away the part that got duct taped by the gay babysitter. That's not your personality, is it?

1:26:32🔗 Caller No.

1:26:33🔗 Adam Okay. So there's a part of you that's not that. Don't project stuff.

1:26:38🔗 Caller I also have another question.

1:26:39🔗 Adam Hey, did you hear me?

1:26:40🔗 Caller Yes, I heard you.

1:26:41🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:41🔗 Adam That's enough then.

1:26:44🔗 Drew Good break.

1:26:44🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:26:45🔗 Caller All right.

1:26:46🔗 Adam We'll take a break. We'll be back with Jane and then I'll yell at her and explain her how to dress after this. Yeah, Loveline. Phone number. I forget about that. That's Dr. Drew, Adam Corolla. Let's get back to helping the kiddies. Jane.

1:27:45🔗 Caller Hi.

1:27:46🔗 Adam Fifteen. What's up?

1:27:47🔗 Caller What's up?

1:27:48🔗 Caller I just want to comment. That's kind of funny because I'm gothic too. But anyway, my question is-

1:27:55🔗 Adam Who beat you?

1:27:56🔗 Caller Huh? Oh, nobody beat me. My parents are like cool with me. I'm cool with my parents. It's totally not like that at all.

1:28:04🔗 Adam Why are you goth?

1:28:06🔗 Caller I just got interested in the look. It just interests me. Anyway, my question is-

1:28:13🔗 Adam Do people make fun of you?

1:28:15🔗 Caller Yeah, but it doesn't bother me. When you dress like that-

1:28:18🔗 Adam No, it doesn't bother you. That's what you want.

1:28:20🔗 Caller No, it's not what I want.

1:28:22🔗 Adam Well, listen, it is, believe me. It is. You don't even know it. It is. That's why you're doing it. I guarantee it. Well, I'll put it this way. You're going to be sporting a goth look when you're 25?

1:28:35🔗 Caller I don't know for now.

1:28:38🔗 Drew You didn't have an alcoholic parent?

1:28:40🔗 Caller No. No, my parents aren't alcoholics at all.

1:28:43🔗 Adam They weren't in the band Judas Priest?

1:28:45🔗 Caller No.

1:28:46🔗 Can I jump in here for a second?

1:28:47🔗 Adam Yeah, go ahead.

1:28:48🔗 I used to wear all black.

1:28:50🔗 Adam Rest my case.

1:28:51🔗 Not goth, but I'd paint my nails black and went up. But I wanted to dress like Mad Max. I just didn't want to dress like everybody else at school. It didn't mean that I didn't want to fit in. I wanted people to make fun of me.

1:29:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:02🔗 Adam You didn't know it either, Anderson.

1:29:04🔗 And I still do want to do that, and I do it sometimes. And I don't care if you look at me that way.

1:29:08🔗 Caller It doesn't bother me.

1:29:09🔗 That's the way I want to do it.

1:29:10🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:11🔗 Adam I know, but listen, when you're... Why? Why do you think you wanted that though?

1:29:17🔗 Caller It just appeals to me. I like the fashion.

1:29:20🔗 Drew You have to ask why, though. It's usually some sort of anger.

1:29:23🔗 Caller No. I've grown up in a pretty normal family. I have a pretty normal life.

1:29:28🔗 Adam All right.

1:29:28🔗 All right.

1:29:29🔗 Adam Well, anyway...

1:29:29🔗 Drew Anderson, were you angry at someone back then?

1:29:31🔗 Caller No. No. I just... I saw things... I wanted to do things the other way. It's an artistic expression, if anything.

1:29:39🔗 Adam All right. I don't believe anyone. What's up there, James?

1:29:42🔗 Caller Well, my boyfriend, he's hanging a lot around with his slutty ex-girlfriend, and I'm wondering if I should trust him or not.

1:29:50🔗 Drew What do you mean, hang around?

1:29:51🔗 Caller Um, he's getting rides with her to his counseling appointments and going to her house. Uh, more recently, what happened was yesterday, and she made a move on him, and, you know, that's fine. He said he pushed her away, but he starts saying that she's starting to go around and tell people that, uh, that she's... they were doing things, but this was yesterday, and I don't know. It sounds like he's trying to cover up. And he's cheated on me before. We've gone out for about two years.

1:30:26🔗 Drew How old is he?

1:30:27🔗 Caller He's seventeen.

1:30:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, cheaters cheat.

1:30:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:32🔗 Drew So, it'd be sort of consistent with his history. Now, he's not cheating. You know, he...

1:30:38🔗 Adam Let me explain this. Look at it this way. If you were a junkie who was clean, you wouldn't be hanging out at the park with your buddies.

1:30:50🔗 Drew Right.

1:30:51🔗 Adam The old guys used to do drugs with.

1:30:53🔗 Drew Right.

1:30:53🔗 Adam You wouldn't chance that, especially when the parole officer, which is Jane, is snooping around. What's in it for him? Plus, he already got busted once. You have to be a complete idiot not to be cheating with this girl.

1:31:06🔗 Caller Right.

1:31:08🔗 Adam All right. So, Jane, we believe you and we think he's cheating.

1:31:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:12🔗 Adam So, what are you going to do?

1:31:13🔗 Caller I don't know. I've been with him two years and he's seen me before. It sounds like it's going to be lippetitive.

1:31:25🔗 Adam Yeah. There you go. You come from a healthy family.

1:31:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:30🔗 Adam Except for the goth thing. So, you know, then be healthy.

1:31:33🔗 Drew Make a healthy choice, yeah.

1:31:36🔗 Adam Okay.

1:31:37🔗 Caller So, you're basically saying that, you know, he's not worth my time.

1:31:40🔗 Drew Well, if you actually come from a healthy family, you can see these things. Of course, you'd see that.

1:31:45🔗 Caller Well, I just basically, he's my first, you know.

1:31:47🔗 Adam I understand. Makes it hard. Makes it hard.

1:31:49🔗 Drew Makes that very hard.

1:31:50🔗 Adam But he's cheating. We believe you. And he got, he got popped before. Who was he doing it with before?

1:31:57🔗 Caller Um, he wasn't sexual, but he was, you know, all over her and stuff, but...

1:32:02🔗 Drew Same girl?

1:32:04🔗 Caller No, different girl. But, you know, she's known to, you know, have sex with anything with two legs.

1:32:10🔗 Caller So...

1:32:11🔗 Adam Does he have two legs?

1:32:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:32:14🔗 Adam Not three or one. All right, dump in them. We believe you, Danny. Hey, listen, everyone, if you think someone's cheating, then dump them. Danny, you're 18. We have no way of telling whether they're gonna cheat or not. What's going on?

1:32:28🔗 Caller Um, I was just curious, the question for Dr. Drew. Um, are bumps like the bottom of the penis, is that like a sign of being sterile?

1:32:36🔗 Drew No.

1:32:36🔗 Caller That isn't?

1:32:37🔗 Drew No.

1:32:38🔗 Caller What is that a sign of then?

1:32:39🔗 Drew I don't know what you're describing. What do you mean?

1:32:41🔗 Caller Um, I don't know, like, a few years ago, I started noticing these bumps, like along like the base of my penis.

1:32:47🔗 Drew Like on the skin?

1:32:48🔗 Caller Yeah. On the bottom of it.

1:32:49🔗 Adam Now, thinking you're sterile because you have bumps on the base of your penis is a sign of stupidity.

1:32:55🔗 Caller No, because like I read something in like a health book that like when like males like are in their puberty years or whatever, they like bumps on like the bottom of, or bumps on the penis like indicate that they might become sterile, when they're older.

1:33:09🔗 Drew No, you got to reread that. There's nothing like that.

1:33:12🔗 Caller Okay, then what is it then?

1:33:13🔗 Drew It's probably the perlipenal papules. Those are normal.

1:33:16🔗 Adam All right, so you're fine. Sarah?

1:33:18🔗 Yeah.

1:33:19🔗 Adam You're 17?

1:33:20🔗 Caller Yep.

1:33:20🔗 Adam What's up?

1:33:21🔗 Caller Okay, back in May, I was raped by two people I don't know and by one sat and watched. And I went to the hospital the next day and I got tested for everything and everything came up negative.

1:33:31🔗 Drew Did they give you antibiotics?

1:33:33🔗 Caller Nah, yeah, just in case.

1:33:34🔗 Drew Morning after pill?

1:33:36🔗 Caller No, I didn't want to take that because if I got pregnant, I wasn't going to give it up.

1:33:40🔗 Drew Wow, even though it was from a vet rape.

1:33:43🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm really against abortion.

1:33:45🔗 Drew Well, wait a minute, morning after pill just prevents you from getting pregnant.

1:33:49🔗 Caller But if I already was from that, then you have your baby.

1:33:53🔗 Drew Okay, morning after pill does not affect a pregnancy.

1:33:56🔗 Caller Okay, I wasn't told that. I didn't know that.

1:33:58🔗 Drew Oh, my God. That's so worse.

1:34:03🔗 Caller I wasn't told that at all.

1:34:04🔗 Drew This isn't your fault. I'm just mad at the system for not educating people on how this goddamn thing works.

1:34:11🔗 Adam Drew, you're turning more and more like me each day. There's a part of me that's more attracted to you, but a part of me is repulsed because I hate myself. Hey, Sarah?

1:34:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:34:20🔗 Adam Can you turn the gospel music down in the background?

1:34:23🔗 Caller It's dance music.

1:34:25🔗 Drew Okay, we'll leave it.

1:34:28🔗 Adam What happened with the rape?

1:34:31🔗 Caller I totally hate the prosecutor and everything.

1:34:33🔗 Drew Let's see what you took at the court and all.

1:34:35🔗 Caller Oh, I was going to, but he said he's not going to prosecute because there's not enough evidence, and I chose to go to the place that happened, and I chose to go in the room.

1:34:42🔗 Drew Oh, my God.

1:34:43🔗 Caller But he's an idiot because the place I went to is a bunch of rooms. You go in the rooms, and they don't understand that because they're stupid.

1:34:50🔗 Adam What do you mean a place you go to with a bunch of rooms?

1:34:53🔗 Caller It's called The Loft.

1:34:54🔗 Caller It's above Big Lots.

1:34:56🔗 Caller I don't know if you've ever heard of a Big Lots. It's like a store, but it's like four halls, and there's 52 different rooms in it, and bands rent them out for band practice. And if you go up there and you meet people, you go in their room, you listen to their band play, you chat, you leave, you go to a different room.

1:35:14🔗 Caller That's what it is up there.

1:35:16🔗 Adam So you went to one of the rooms, and you got raped by some band members?

1:35:21🔗 Caller Well, I don't know if they're in the band or not. I don't think they're in the band.

1:35:26🔗 Drew And so the prosecutor felt that since you chose to go in these rooms, there was an issue?

1:35:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:35:32🔗 Adam Yeah, that's horrible. All right, so your question is, you want to know if it's possible that you have HIV?

1:35:37🔗 Caller Yeah, because I have to get tested six months later. My sister said since it...

1:35:42🔗 Adam How long ago did this happen?

1:35:43🔗 Caller May.

1:35:44🔗 Drew Definitely get tested.

1:35:45🔗 Caller Well, I'm going to get tested again, but my sister said chances of me having it are very slim.

1:35:52🔗 Drew Yeah, they agree.

1:35:53🔗 Adam Is your sister a nurse?

1:35:54🔗 Caller No. My sister's just really smart, I think.

1:35:56🔗 Adam Was there a lot of people around when this happened?

1:35:59🔗 Caller Not in the room. There's only three people in the room. Two people did everything while one sat and watched.

1:36:03🔗 Drew Were you drinking or on drugs or anything?

1:36:05🔗 Caller I had like maybe half a glass of something to drink, so I wasn't drunk at all.

1:36:11🔗 Adam And they didn't want to prosecute these guys.

1:36:13🔗 Drew That's wild.

1:36:15🔗 Adam All right. Sorry this happened to you.

1:36:18🔗 Drew Make sure you get some rape groups.

1:36:19🔗 Adam Get some counseling.

1:36:20🔗 Caller I have counseling. I've already done all that.

1:36:22🔗 Adam Good. And I'm sure you don't have HIV.

1:36:25🔗 Caller I'm pretty sure I don't have it, but I want to know if I should check.

1:36:28🔗 Adam You should check. Take care of yourself, all right, sir? We'll be back. Well, there you have it, another mediocre show in the ground. That is it. We will rejoin you again tomorrow night with more fantabulous programming. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:37:20🔗 Drew Wee with a 15 year old.

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