Thursday, July 13, 2000

2:02🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline Coast to Coast.

2:15🔗 Adam Yeah, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board-certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, we're very excited to have our old friends Everclear in here. Art, Greg, and Craig are all here representing the band. The CD came out yesterday? Tuesday. Tuesday. Songs from an American movie. I saw the guys on The Tonight Show Monday night sounding very good. Backup singers, a couple of guys on the skins. Next to Greg, there was another guy.

2:58🔗 Drew Guy, there's no getting by you with that hip lingo, huh?

3:01🔗 On the skins.

3:03🔗 Yeah.

3:04🔗 Adam Had another guy tickling the 88s. And it was really, there seemed to be maybe 12, 14 people out there on stage.

3:14🔗 Drew Everclear is not just a family, it's like an epidemic. Yeah, it's really growing.

3:19🔗 Adam It's really growing and it sounded great. And oftentimes, and this happens to me a lot, actually, I see bands that I like, that I like live, and then I see them on TV, Saturday Night Live, you know, Leno or something. And it seems a little flat because sometimes it just doesn't come across. I don't know if it's the sound. I don't know what it is. I don't know if it's the energy.

3:40🔗 Everclear I hope you're going to say that these guys came across.

3:41🔗 Adam Yeah, I wouldn't.

3:42🔗 Everclear Yeah.

3:42🔗 Adam Yeah, I wouldn't keep going down that path. No, these guys.

3:46🔗 Drew It's the same thing with you guys. You guys just kind of didn't deliver.

3:50🔗 Everclear Sucked up to you.

3:51🔗 Drew Can I say something right now? I have a confession. Yes. I'm sure you guys get a lot of it, especially you, Drew, but until last week, we've been in the studio recording our next record, The Rock Record, and at the end of the night, we're just kind of sitting there watching The Tube, and the thing we've been watching is The Man Show.

4:13🔗 Oh.

4:13🔗 Drew I've never seen it before.

4:15🔗 Yes.

4:15🔗 Drew And I love it. I've never seen it. Before, when you were bragging about it when we were interviewed, and you were bragging about how cool it was, I was like, yeah, all right, whatever. I heard it was stupid. But see, I heard that from women. Women hate your show.

4:29🔗 Adam That's right.

4:29🔗 Drew Women hate the Juggies.

4:31🔗 Adam That's right. They're jealous.

4:32🔗 Drew Women hate the girls jumping on trampolines. And I think I speak for every man, that it's pretty awesome. Thank you.

4:41🔗 Adam Thank you very much, Art. We do appreciate the endorsement.

4:45🔗 Drew That's okay. But you didn't have to kill off Rosie O'Donnell like you did.

4:49🔗 Everclear That was so funny.

4:49🔗 Adam She fell down a well. I'm surprised the other news stations didn't pick that up.

4:55🔗 Drew First thing, they dumped a whole truck full of tasty cakes down the hole.

5:01🔗 Adam We tried to keep her going.

5:04🔗 Drew And then they decided to pour cement down while she was singing a show tune.

5:08🔗 Everclear How did you like the guy that had seen her fall in the well?

5:11🔗 The old guy.

5:12🔗 Drew I just saw her going after that meatball.

5:17🔗 Adam It was funny.

5:17🔗 Drew I was bummed because I wanted to see celebrity camel toes.

5:21🔗 Adam Camel toe match game.

5:22🔗 Drew I wanted to see that.

5:23🔗 Adam Yeah, the thing that was funny is we'd been hounding the network about letting us do camel toe match game for the last two seasons.

5:35🔗 Drew I could have nailed at least two or three of them.

5:37🔗 Adam We take popular celebrity women and we match them with the camel toe. They were like, no way are you going to do that. So we said, well, what if we just break into it? And that's what we did.

5:50🔗 Drew You guys really wanted to go the whole nine yards.

5:53🔗 Adam I really did.

5:54🔗 Drew And I wish the man wouldn't let you.

5:55🔗 Adam I wish Rosie hadn't fallen down that well. And then they had to seal it up with some man at the end. Further tragedy wouldn't happen.

6:04🔗 Drew Enough about you. Let's talk about it.

6:06🔗 Adam Let's talk about Everclear. I've been hearing the CD everywhere, by the way. I've been hearing it on K-Rock and the alternative stations, but I've been hearing it on every station.

6:22🔗 Drew Yeah, it's becoming a bonafide pop hit, actually, which is really frightening for us.

6:26🔗 Adam Yeah, but good, too.

6:28🔗 Drew It's going to be good. Yeah, I think it's going to be good. You know, the whole thing is it's like the alternative stations across the country, including K-Rock, are now playing AM radio, which is the second single and a little bit more of an edgier song. And that's pretty cool because, you know, they want to, they want to, we have a really good relationship with all the alternative stations. So they're kind of trying to, you know, they're kind of pissing us off a little bit because it's, it's not following the program.

6:58🔗 Adam Right, right.

6:59🔗 Drew But, you know, hey man, they're playing our song, so.

7:02🔗 Adam And when is, and by the way, I want to apologize to the band for my demeanor last time.

7:07🔗 Drew For totally blowing us off.

7:09🔗 Adam We were in the studio. I hadn't slept in a day. I had to get up early to do some man show crap.

7:15🔗 Drew Out partying with the Juggies, huh?

7:17🔗 Adam And I call it swinging, but yes. And we were in here till about 1.30 in the morning doing an interview. And I, I, I. My attitude couldn't have been worse. It just couldn't. Well, maybe, maybe, maybe 12.45, 1 o'clock.

7:30🔗 Drew Like 12.15.

7:32🔗 Adam Yeah. No, no.

7:34🔗 Drew You're like, I gotta get going. I gotta get going.

7:37🔗 Everclear You look really great on camera, all sweaty and just like, you know, those bright lights in here.

7:42🔗 Drew Strung out. Yeah. Yeah.

7:44🔗 Adam I'm sure none of it was usable. Well, when is the marriage? Because Drew and I, yes, we got our invitations.

7:54🔗 Drew It's August 13th.

7:55🔗 Adam And although we rarely go to anything, we really want to go to this one.

7:59🔗 Drew We'll come to it.

8:00🔗 Everclear It's going to be fun, man.

8:02🔗 Drew You guys got to come Friday though. You got to come the Friday before.

8:05🔗 Adam Is the wedding on a Sunday?

8:08🔗 Drew It's on a Sunday, but the Friday before is when we do the Bachelorette Party, when we take the whole... We've rented a whole big steamboat, a riverboat called the Sternweiler, and it goes up and down the Columbia River, and we've got a disco band from LA here, Bootyquake. We're flying up for it, and we're going to have chicks in cages dancing, and some guys in cages dancing.

8:34🔗 Adam That's it.

8:34🔗 Drew If you like to swing that way.

8:35🔗 Adam I'm there.

8:37🔗 Drew It's going to be a party.

8:38🔗 Everclear We're just going to float up and down the river.

8:39🔗 Drew And then you can spend all Saturday, just like decompressing basically, and enjoying Portland in the summertime.

8:45🔗 Adam I love it, and my only lament is that when Kennedy from MTV finds out who had her wedding in Seattle a couple months ago and begged me to come out there, she's going to kill me when she finds out.

8:57🔗 Drew But she was a virgin before she got married. I'm a lot more fun.

9:00🔗 Adam I'm there. Drew, we're doing it. The 13th, right? The 11th. That's a good time. Well, the 13th is a Sunday, so gotta go up the 11th. All right. Don't bring your wife. We'll have a good time, right, buddy?

9:14🔗 Drew We will have babysitting for accredited-

9:17🔗 Adam For Adam.

9:17🔗 Drew Yeah, for the kids, for Adam. We'll have a babysitter for Adam.

9:24🔗 Adam Rich, you're 25. You're on with Everclear.

9:28🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, man?

9:29🔗 Drew Hey, what's going on, Rich?

9:31🔗 Caller Hey, I have a question for whoever.

9:35🔗 Adam All right.

9:37🔗 Caller When I'm about to have sex, I probably get too excited or something, and it goes limp biscuit, Mr. Limpy.

9:47🔗 Adam Right. Every time?

9:50🔗 Caller Probably with just new girls.

9:52🔗 Drew Yeah. It's not with a steady girlfriend, it's with someone new?

9:56🔗 Caller Yeah, like all new girls I go with.

9:58🔗 Drew Intimacy, right?

9:59🔗 Caller Yeah, right when I'm-

10:00🔗 Everclear Anxiety, just the fact that he's nervous going in, and he's probably smoking a little pot and doing some alcohol. Or something else that makes it not work.

10:08🔗 Caller When I do the alcohol, it helps me out a lot, you know?

10:11🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

10:12🔗 Caller Real stiff, like I'd last all night.

10:15🔗 Everclear Rich, right. But the point is-

10:16🔗 Drew We got the point.

10:18🔗 Everclear When you're nervous, things don't work right. That's the way the male functions. Is it anxiety it tends to make? And then the anxiety about it potentially happening makes you more nervous, and that makes it even happen worse. Yeah.

10:28🔗 Drew You know, speaking for myself, it's an intimacy issue. You're 25, I'm in my late 30s. You know, the whole one-night stand thing just isn't, doesn't really work for me. I know Adam's gonna really not.

10:41🔗 Everclear Is that intimacy or comfort?

10:43🔗 Drew I think it's intimacy. I can't get intimate, like, emotionally with people that I don't know very well. It's like when I met my fiancé, we got together relatively quick, but we didn't really, like, consummate it and make it really, you know, it didn't really get good for a while. It was good from the beginning, but it got better, is what I'm saying. And a lot of times it's just, you know, I think especially as you get older, after you get past that, what's that prime of 18 to 20? You know, where you're just basically, you know, a fountain.

11:18🔗 Everclear A three-tiered fountain.

11:19🔗 Drew Yeah, you get out of that and it's just, I think, you know, unless you're Adam Carolla, it starts making more sense just to take it slow and...

11:27🔗 Everclear Thanks for that. Now he's a plumber. Dr. Drew Loveline's no longer a fountain.

11:30🔗 Drew It's okay, man. After I saw that show, I know what that show is all about.

11:34🔗 Everclear He's a pop-gun.

11:35🔗 Adam Yeah, if you call up, I'm watching TV, a fountain, well, so be it. All right, so what Rich needs to do is find himself one girl, fall in love, and the penis will fall off.

11:47🔗 Drew Or do what every other man does, masturbate before you go out on a date.

11:51🔗 Adam Alex or During. Alex? You're 15, what's up?

11:56🔗 Drew Oh dear.

11:58🔗 I'm the Brian fan.

12:01🔗 Drew You're the crazy Brian fan from back east?

12:03🔗 Yeah.

12:05🔗 Drew Okay.

12:05🔗 Everclear Oh my God, she was on, she called last time, right?

12:07🔗 Drew Yeah. She's a fan of this guy who basically, who played with us, who was our drum tech.

12:14🔗 Everclear Yeah.

12:14🔗 Drew Then he played with us for a little while until he hit a little girl in Austin, Texas and created a $100,000 liability lawsuit for us, which just went to a civil suit. So it's pretty interesting to me. This is a very sweet girl. This girl comes to all our shows and she's a big time fan. I just don't understand why she's such a fan of Brian. That's what we don't understand.

12:40🔗 Everclear Maybe her dad smacked around a little bit.

12:43🔗 Drew Yeah, probably.

12:44🔗 Adam Was your dad a drum tech? No.

12:48🔗 I'm a drummer though.

12:49🔗 Adam You are?

12:50🔗 Yeah.

12:51🔗 Drew Where are you calling from? What city?

12:53🔗 New Jersey.

12:53🔗 Drew Yeah, that's right.

12:54🔗 Adam Well, why don't you just be a fan of Gregg's since he's playing the drums?

12:59🔗 Drew Gregg is the best drummer in the rock.

13:02🔗 She is a fan of Gregg. She just put together this really cool little website she sent to me the other day.

13:07🔗 Adam Oh, really?

13:07🔗 Everclear Of me playing the ukulele.

13:08🔗 Yeah, on a surfboard.

13:10🔗 Drew She's a fan of us all. She's a super fan.

13:13🔗 Adam All right.

13:13🔗 Drew She really... Brian spends a lot of time with her. Do you have a question?

13:17🔗 Yeah. I was wondering how you're planning to reproduce the sounds on the new album, Live?

13:24🔗 Drew Well, one of the things we have an idea about is that we don't usually try to re-create the album per se. We're not ELO. ELO, Electric Light Orchestra, back in the 70s got in trouble because they would have these really overproduced records, but then they would just play the tapes live and lip sync and guitar sync and do all those things. To me, you make a record. A record and a live show are two different things. You got to be able to re-create it faithfully to a point where it keeps the integrity of the song, but at the same time, I don't want to do it exact. So we're going to use some loops. We've got a lot of secrets up our sleeve. We're going to go out on tour in February and tour on both albums, the album that just came out and the album that's coming out at Thanksgiving.

14:15🔗 Adam Are you going to bring in any of those people that we saw in The Tonight Show with you?

14:20🔗 Drew All of them.

14:21🔗 Adam So that was it.

14:22🔗 Drew Those girls, those two black girls singing and the guy that was singing with them, are the singers of a band called Volcanic. They're from Orange County. I signed them to my label, Popularity. So we're pulling the full nepotism trip.

14:36🔗 Adam So they'll be going out with you.

14:37🔗 Drew Taking them with us on the road this year.

14:39🔗 Adam Well, good because it was a great sound and you can't go wrong. Now, you didn't have, those people weren't at the Weenie Roast, were they?

14:45🔗 Drew No.

14:46🔗 Everclear Well, not the singers. We had the guitar player and the keyboard player.

14:49🔗 Drew That's our touring band.

14:50🔗 Everclear That's our touring band.

14:51🔗 Drew That's David Lapprenzi on guitar, Mike Basil Terniak on percussion now, and of course the wonderful James Beaton playing on keyboards. And he, James played on the record.

15:03🔗 Adam Mary.

15:04🔗 Drew Yeah.

15:04🔗 Adam Isn't it, I guess it's better having the people played on the record out with you, right?

15:09🔗 Drew I think so. Well, you know what? These guys have been with us from tour to tour, and even with our crew, I mean, these guys are the best. They're like family. We cut them in on a little bit of the action. And it's good because it just helps people, you know, we take care of them when we're not on the road. And, you know, I mean, every crew guy's goal in life is to never have to work a day job again, you know? And we try to make that happen.

15:35🔗 Adam Mary?

15:35🔗 Yes.

15:36🔗 Adam You're 17. What's up?

15:38🔗 Caller About four years ago, I was molested by one of my teachers. And I've just kind of gone out in the open with it, and I just started going to counseling and that kind of thing. Needless to say, my parents didn't know anything about it until now, because it turns out in the state of Georgia that if you are under 18, then you have no, what am I thinking of, you have no rights as to privacy on your medical records as far as your parents go. So they found out about all of it.

16:09🔗 Everclear Just in Georgia?

16:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:11🔗 Drew It's in a few states, but in Georgia. In other words, Mary, you can't keep them from knowing about an abortion per se, right?

16:17🔗 Caller Right.

16:19🔗 Adam What did your teacher do to you?

16:22🔗 Caller We had a relationship for about a year, and basically, you name it.

16:27🔗 Adam How old was the guy?

16:29🔗 Caller He was 34 and I was 14.

16:31🔗 Adam Oh, my God. What did he teach?

16:33🔗 Caller He was my theater tech director.

16:36🔗 Adam Wow. And at the time, were you into it?

16:43🔗 Caller He truly had me believe in that he loved me, and that's what it was to me, because I'd never had anybody tell me that they loved me in that way.

16:51🔗 Drew You were a little girl, but for his argument, it was consensual. He didn't rape you.

17:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:00🔗 Adam Right. So now what's happened? Has this guy been prosecuted?

17:04🔗 Caller He was just arrested like a week ago. And I guess my question is basically, my parents want to go through this whole thing, and I don't know if I can, if I'm physically and emotionally strong enough to testify in court. And I'm afraid that if it comes, if push comes to shove, I'm going to say just drop it. And they also want to go through with a civil case because the criminal courts don't allow for any repercussions of the victim. And so all they do is pass punishment, which would leave us paying my therapy bills for the rest of my life.

17:45🔗 Adam Well, how would he be able to compensate you for that? Does he have money?

17:51🔗 Caller Not a lot, but just the fact that...

17:56🔗 Drew You would sue the school, right?

17:58🔗 Caller No, I would probably sue him. And we might sue the school system just to get records because apparently they have a backfile on this guy.

18:09🔗 Adam Oh, well, yeah, if they got a backfile on this guy and he has a history of this, then you might as well just go for the whole nine yards.

18:17🔗 Everclear Yeah, he's going to do it to other people if something doesn't happen here.

18:19🔗 Adam Yes, what you want him to do is a production of Pippin from The Big House, where he gets a sodomized...

18:27🔗 Everclear By Charlemagne.

18:28🔗 Adam By Charlemagne as the grand finale of each show. Thank you. Hi, Mary, I know this is tough and there's no easy answers here and you've already been through a lot, but it's the type of thing where I think you need some closure on it. And I know that sounds cliche, but you don't want to be 35 and have a family of your own and think back to this time and think to yourself you didn't prosecute this criminal. And I'm sure or I would hope that the powers that be have some people that can help in this department. I mean, this happens quite often. You know what I mean? I mean, they have testimony from videotape where you don't actually have to be in the courtroom. And there are things like that.

19:14🔗 Everclear Somebody make it easier for you, Mary.

19:16🔗 Caller And see, I've done that and I've gone to child services and I've done the videotape. But I've kind of talked with my parents' lawyer and they said that if they were defending him.

19:33🔗 Everclear Are they attorneys?

19:35🔗 Adam No, they're attorney.

19:36🔗 Drew Her attorney is saying they've...

19:38🔗 Everclear I see.

19:38🔗 Adam They would do what?

19:40🔗 Caller They would demand that I testify because he has the right to face his accuser.

19:46🔗 Adam Well, yeah, none of us are lawyers. And these are all things that you're going to have to investigate. But can you say to the people, you know, explain to them how uncomfortable you are and have them explain to you why it's not going to be as bad as you think it is? I mean, there's no easy answers here. But I would really suggest you do it. And I think you're right on the cusp. And I think you should do it.

20:14🔗 Caller And I kind of have another question that's kind of linked to it.

20:17🔗 Adam And you didn't do anything wrong. I mean, why? I realize it's difficult. But what's your greatest fear?

20:25🔗 Caller I don't want my parents to know the details. I think that's really what I'm pushing at is, I want to spare them as much as possible. I didn't want them to know about any of it to begin with because I knew it would hurt them.

20:38🔗 Drew Mary, do you really think it's going to go away if you don't deal with it, though? I mean, for you? Obviously, that hasn't gone away, or it wouldn't have come out now, right?

20:49🔗 Caller Yeah, and I'm not sure exactly how I want to handle it, and I don't know, and I guess this would be more a question for Dr. Drew. I don't know if I need to go and try to find medication, because I think I have a mild form of post-traumatic stress disorder.

21:04🔗 Everclear Right, that would make sense. And again, this is all stuff you should be doing. You said you have therapy, right?

21:10🔗 Caller I started therapy like a month ago.

21:12🔗 Everclear All right, so you've got to talk to the therapist, and maybe they'll refer you to a psychiatrist and get some more specific treatment for this. But take care of yourself, and it seems like we're all saying it would be a good idea for you to get some closure and to finish this case.

21:24🔗 Adam This is probably something you should talk about with your therapist.

21:26🔗 Everclear With the therapist, absolutely.

21:27🔗 Adam And come to a decision between the two of you.

21:30🔗 Caller She doesn't want to push me either way.

21:32🔗 Everclear I know, but that's...

21:32🔗 Adam I know, but you guys can still arrive at something without her pushing you.

21:35🔗 Everclear Yeah.

21:36🔗 Drew She can help you find out what you really want to do.

21:39🔗 Everclear Yeah.

21:39🔗 Adam All right, Mary?

21:40🔗 Caller Yep.

21:41🔗 Adam All right. Sorry about that.

21:43🔗 Caller That's quite right. Thank you so much.

21:44🔗 Adam All right.

21:45🔗 Caller Goodbye.

21:46🔗 Adam 34 and a 14, says he's in love. Oh, and this guy has a history of this, apparently.

21:54🔗 Drew I'm just curious. You guys hear this a lot more than we do. Thank God, because I just couldn't handle it, but do they really think they're going to get away with it?

22:07🔗 Adam I don't know. It's a very good question.

22:09🔗 Drew Do they really think that these 14-year-old girls aren't going to tell anybody? They think they're in love for the first time. They're getting shown love and physical love, and they're young. They're babies. They don't understand what's going on, and this man is basically taking advantage of them, and they really think they're going to get away with it.

22:32🔗 Adam But that's sort of part of being delusional and stupid. I mean, if we wouldn't think we could get away with it, on the other hand, we wouldn't try to nail a 14-year-old. When we were faculty at some school, I mean, unless we were drunk. You're dealing with the same mind who thinks it's a good idea to start a relationship with a 9th grader. So all bets are off in terms of whether you think they think they can get away with it or not. But yes, nobody can. It's only a matter of time. That's my big question for Clinton or anybody else who's in a position of serious authority in this country. Don't you think? Come on. I mean, something's got to happen eventually. Yeah.

23:15🔗 Drew I was politically incorrect earlier this evening. I got into this argument with this drunk, fat writer who hates Bill Clinton. And we were just Christopher Hutchins, I believe his name is.

23:26🔗 Adam That sounds right. Wait a minute. He was from in excess. Oh, no, that's another guy.

23:30🔗 Everclear That's Michael.

23:31🔗 Adam That's Michael. And what was his argument?

23:34🔗 Drew His argument is that they are the worst family, not the first family. And, you know, he's got a lot of arguments that I think are valid, but my whole thing was like, why are you so obsessed with them? You know? And Pat Boone was on the show. It was a weird panel.

23:50🔗 Everclear Did he talk about the time he busted that man in the face who was saying obscene things to Debbie?

23:55🔗 Drew Who was that?

23:56🔗 Adam Pat Boone was on this show, and I asked Pat if he'd ever put a good ass whooping on a guy. And he was like, well, as a matter of fact, I have. Really? What happened? Well, a young gentleman, he climbed over the fence of our house and he came in the back door and he was using obscenities toward my daughter, Debbie. And well, God forgive me, I couldn't control myself. He used the F word and I reared back and hit him, knocked him to the floor. Then later on, we made him some tea and he sat down. No, no, I totally, come on. I swear to God. Yes, that was the story.

24:35🔗 Drew I met Pat Boone in first class on a flight. And people started, kids, older people were coming up to him asking him for autographs and he's a very gracious man, just a very wonderful man. You know, you can make fun of Pat Boone, but that guy walks the walk.

24:51🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

24:51🔗 Drew He really does. He walks the walk, he talks and you got to respect that.

24:54🔗 Adam And for a guy who's, what, early 60s now could still probably kick some fairly serious ass.

25:01🔗 You know, the classic thing about Pat is he lives right next door to Ozzy Osbourne.

25:07🔗 Adam As a matter of fact, it was Ozzy who hopped the fence in the music fan. He wanted to borrow a cup of rum, I think, or coke, I think it was. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Everclear is our guest tonight. When we come back, we'll talk to more screwed up teenagers after this.

25:57🔗 Caller Hey, this is Pat Boone. You and I are listening to Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla.

26:05🔗 Adam Yeah. You could tell he was reading that because he was trying to make heads or tails of it as he was going with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. That's right, it's Loveline. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. Everclear are our guests tonight. We've got Greg and Craig in here from the band art is taking a leak. And we're going to hear something from Everclear, I think. What we'll do is we'll take a phone call.

26:35🔗 Everclear Sure.

26:36🔗 Adam And then play a tune. Yes. Drew, I don't like this next call. I don't like any fun. Okay.

26:43🔗 Everclear This one.

26:44🔗 Everclear This is the other one.

26:46🔗 Adam Clear fluid coming out of the anus. Well, James, we'll get to Mike.

26:51🔗 Everclear Craig's been there.

26:52🔗 Adam James?

26:52🔗 Caller No.

26:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I always have the guy pull out. Otherwise, I get that clear fluid dripping for weeks sometimes, it seems like. James, you're 23. What's up?

27:03🔗 Caller Yeah. I just started dating someone who's HIV positive, and I'm just wanting to get information on what's safe.

27:10🔗 Everclear You're gay.

27:11🔗 Adam Oh, true. Please.

27:13🔗 Everclear Well, obviously, anal sex is not safe, right?

27:17🔗 Caller Even with a condom?

27:18🔗 Everclear That is a really risky behavior.

27:21🔗 Caller Okay.

27:22🔗 Adam Is it really? Condoms break quite a bit.

27:25🔗 Everclear Yeah.

27:25🔗 Adam And I believe the anus puts a little more pressure on the condom than the vagina does.

27:30🔗 Everclear Can you double wrap it?

27:32🔗 Everclear No, it makes it even worse.

27:33🔗 Everclear Really?

27:33🔗 Everclear Double wrapping.

27:34🔗 Adam Oh. So James, maybe the anal stuff wouldn't be good. Either way, right? Yeah, what's worse, by the way?

27:43🔗 Everclear Being receptive is the worst. Oh, it is. Being the catcher.

27:47🔗 Adam Right. I see.

27:48🔗 Everclear Yeah, that's bad.

27:49🔗 Caller Okay. I've heard from the CDC and some things online said it also could depend on the person's viral load.

28:00🔗 Everclear Absolutely. If you can get his viral load way down, is he taking meds right now?

28:04🔗 Caller Yeah, he's pretty healthy.

28:06🔗 Everclear Not healthy. What is his viral load?

28:08🔗 Caller Pretty low. Under 100, I believe.

28:11🔗 Everclear All right. So that definitely also will decrease the infectivity. It's when the disease progresses and the viral load goes up, the people are the most infectious.

28:17🔗 Adam What's a high viral load?

28:23🔗 Everclear Look at those numbers. It's so long. Over 10,000, I think. Oh, really? Over 1,000 anyway. Under 100 is very low. Yeah.

28:30🔗 Adam Yeah, that's fine. He can finish under 100, right?

28:34🔗 Everclear Yeah.

28:34🔗 Adam Hey, James?

28:35🔗 Yeah. Where did you meet him?

28:38🔗 Caller Out, actually. Out one night.

28:41🔗 Adam He wasn't under your bed?

28:42🔗 Caller No.

28:42🔗 Adam I see. You actually went outside.

28:44🔗 Caller We were out at a club, actually. He just kind of ran into one another.

28:47🔗 Adam And when did he reveal to you that he was HIV positive?

28:51🔗 Caller The same night.

28:52🔗 Adam Oh, really?

28:53🔗 Everclear That's nice.

28:54🔗 Adam He must be good looking.

28:55🔗 Everclear Well, no.

28:56🔗 Adam That's brash.

28:56🔗 Everclear But a good guy.

28:57🔗 Caller Yeah.

28:58🔗 Adam Very confident.

28:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:00🔗 Everclear That's good. Excellent. And I was just some data.

29:03🔗 Adam Did you go home with him that night?

29:05🔗 Caller No. No, no, no.

29:06🔗 Everclear Some data just came out. Was it Annals or New England Journal about men who have sex with men? And the incidence now in urban centers averages around 7 to 8 percent.

29:16🔗 Caller Yeah. I heard a good guy say that earlier.

29:18🔗 Everclear It was like 2 percent in Seattle and like 10, 12 percent anywhere. Is it really? And particularly men of color, James, that's the most...

29:24🔗 Adam I didn't know James is a man of color.

29:26🔗 Everclear Yeah.

29:26🔗 Adam Yeah.

29:27🔗 Everclear How do you know that?

29:28🔗 Adam How dare you?

29:29🔗 Everclear I didn't say he was. I was just telling him, notifying him.

29:31🔗 Adam Hey, word up, James. I didn't know you were a man of color. You sound like Meshack Taylor from Designing Women. That's why. All right. Is he a man of color? No. No.

29:46🔗 Drew Are you a man of color?

29:47🔗 Adam Yes, I am.

29:48🔗 Drew Right.

29:49🔗 Adam All right. So you got to check his viral load, right? And the word load really shouldn't be in there. I crack a smile every time I try to tell someone to check that load. And better oral than anal.

30:04🔗 Everclear Yeah. Wear the condom. Mutual masturbation. That sort of thing.

30:07🔗 Adam How about a little mutual masturbation? What happened to mutual masturbation? You know what I mean?

30:13🔗 Drew Why not?

30:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:14🔗 Drew Why not?

30:15🔗 Adam Why can't you guys just sort of have at each other in front of each other? That's exciting, right?

30:20🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

30:21🔗 Adam I mean, that's like you're back in camp.

30:23🔗 Caller That's no.

30:27🔗 Everclear Wait, James didn't hear you. What was that?

30:29🔗 Caller No, that's why I'm interested in this person. I'm pursuing to find out because he's willing to, you know, take safety precautions and do other things.

30:34🔗 Everclear Good. That's good.

30:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:36🔗 Adam Right. And what about.

30:37🔗 Everclear Sounds like a good guy.

30:38🔗 Adam Orally, better for the guy to perform on James and James to perform on him, right?

30:43🔗 Everclear That's correct.

30:44🔗 Adam James, this is win-win, brother. You're giving and getting.

30:49🔗 Yeah.

30:50🔗 Adam All right, James.

30:51🔗 Well, thanks a lot.

30:52🔗 Adam Don't tell your parents. Oh, my God. Yeah, they freak them out. You know, I knew a girl who was dating a guy who was HIV positive and she was like, you know, straight up with her parents and her parents were like, you know, sort of conservative and still married and everything and I was like, wow, doesn't that freak them out? I mean, I don't want to sound like a bigot or anything. And I don't know if that word even applies to HIV. But what I mean is, is your daughter's going home to a guy who's HIV positive every night. And that would be kind of freaky as a parent. I mean, as liberal as we all want to sound and as progressive as we all want to sound, I think to a parent, that'd be pretty freaky.

31:31🔗 Everclear Yes.

31:31🔗 Drew I don't think it has anything to do with being conservative or liberal. It's, you know, it's life threatening.

31:37🔗 Everclear It's their child.

31:37🔗 Drew For your child.

31:38🔗 Everclear Yeah.

31:38🔗 Adam There you go.

31:39🔗 Everclear But as accepting as we like to think we are when it hits home like that, we challenge that.

31:43🔗 Adam Right.

31:43🔗 Drew I have no, it would freak me out.

31:47🔗 Adam We will hear a little something from Everclear now, off of songs from an American movie. You queued up there, Anderson? That's the one I saw him play on the Leno Show on Monday night. This is Wonderful.

32:00🔗 Everclear Hey, ain't life wonderful? Wonderful. Wonderful.

36:36🔗 Caller Thank you.

36:38🔗 Adam Songs for an American Movie is the name of the CD. It is now officially out. Wonderful is the name of the song. And everyone go out and pick up a copy of this Everclear CD. Not only is it good, but they're friends of the show. And we should always support our friends.

36:57🔗 Everclear Thanks, Adam.

36:58🔗 Drew I was just going to say, Adam, do you remember the last time we were here and you were being mean to us? You guys played a little bit of that song.

37:06🔗 Everclear You were the very first people to ever hear it.

37:08🔗 Everclear He is a world class dick.

37:10🔗 Adam Oh, Drew, how dare you.

37:12🔗 Everclear It's amazing the way they can read my mind now. That's scary. It's okay.

37:15🔗 Drew We talked about it because if he was going to pull that crap tonight, we were going to just give him an old-fashioned Everclear. Fist beating.

37:22🔗 Adam Just the bum rush followed by the beating by my own sandal.

37:26🔗 Everclear They said fisting.

37:27🔗 Everclear No, no, no.

37:28🔗 Adam Speaking of fisting, Mike is 27.

37:31🔗 Everclear How are you doing?

37:32🔗 Adam Do you have a clear fluid coming out of your anus?

37:35🔗 Everclear Yes, I do. It's kind of, it itches. It's a clear fluid. Sometimes it kind of like scabs up a little bit.

37:43🔗 Everclear It's not mucus?

37:44🔗 Everclear No.

37:45🔗 Everclear And it's sore back there? Yes. How much of this fluid is there?

37:51🔗 Everclear Not too much.

37:52🔗 Everclear I mean, like a tiny drop?

37:54🔗 Everclear A couple drops.

37:55🔗 Everclear All right. You need to see a doctor.

37:58🔗 Adam What have you been engaging in? Anything?

38:01🔗 Everclear No, nothing.

38:01🔗 Everclear Could be a fissure, could be a fistula, could be a hammer, could be a lot of different things, but warm baths in the meantime, but get into a doctor so they can look at this. Sometimes these things can become abscesses and be a big mess.

38:12🔗 Everclear Okay.

38:12🔗 Caller I also have a second.

38:14🔗 Adam Wait a minute. I got to say something. You know, it's really funny. I have a lot of good ass stories, but this one's not about my ass, about my partner Jimmy Kimmel's ass.

38:23🔗 Everclear Oh, no.

38:24🔗 Adam His wife had a thing of like baby wipes or something upstairs. Oh, God, I hope she's not listening. But, you know, women, they like to feel fresh. So some people are more particular about that. Me, I wipe my ass with a cat and just move on with my day. But, you know, she was using some like baby wipes or something. So there was another thing of wipes that was down in the downstairs bathroom that Jimmy had been using for quite some time.

38:54🔗 Everclear What do you mean?

38:55🔗 Adam Well, now I'm getting to it. So Jimmy came out one day and he's like, oh, jeez, I've been using these ass wipes, you know, and they're killing me, man. I mean, it's like it's burning. It smells weird. It smells like pine, you know. We go get the thing. It's Mr. Clean's, you know, counter clean up. Yeah. These are things you're supposed to wipe down the mirror in the toilet. You know, you're supposed to wipe the sink down after you shave with these things. He was wiping his ass with these things for a month.

39:21🔗 Everclear Oh, Ouch.

39:23🔗 Adam Yeah, it was solid. It's like, Jimmy, you didn't see Mr. Clean right on the thing? It's like, well, yeah, but, you know, that seemed to make sense.

39:32🔗 Everclear Mr. Clean.

39:33🔗 Adam Yeah, look at him, that shiny head and that big hoop earring. That's a guy who knows ass, Mr. Clean, wearing that tight t-shirt with the sleeves rolled up, winking at all the fellas, the big pirate earring in. I mean, definitely gay. He's one of those butch gay guys. All right, so Mike, Yes. What was the rest of your story?

39:54🔗 Everclear Not a story. Second question. Yeah. The long-term negative effects of the use of ecstasy.

40:01🔗 Everclear Depression, memory problems, panic attacks, generalized anxiety.

40:06🔗 Adam Wiping your ass with Mistaking Mr. Clean, yes. Made for countertops.

40:09🔗 Everclear Yes. There are loads. I would check and refer you to the National Institute of Mental Health as a guy named Leshner there, that they're putting out tons and tons and tons of data, and the effects appear to be quite, I mean, in fact, it looks so bad, it scares the hell out of me, given how much of the stuff people are doing.

40:30🔗 Everclear Is there anything I can look for on the Internet?

40:33🔗 Everclear Yeah, the National Institute of Mental Health.

40:35🔗 Everclear National Institute of Mental Health.

40:36🔗 Okay. Thank you.

40:38🔗 Adam All right.

40:38🔗 Everclear, you guys rock.

40:39🔗 Everclear Thank you.

40:40🔗 Adam You sit on a towel there, all right? Someone else has to use that desk tomorrow. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Everclear is here, and we'll be back after this.

40:52🔗 Caller Loveline, we'll be right back.

41:28🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Everclear is here tonight. Art, Greg, and Craig all here from the band. We'll hear something in the second hour off the CD. And until then, we're going to hop back on the phones and speak to Evan. Evan?

41:47🔗 Caller Hello.

41:48🔗 Adam 22, what's up?

41:50🔗 Caller Yes, thanks for taking my call. My question is for Dr. Drew. Okay. I have been taking Zoloft for about six months. And last weekend, I smoked pot. And that was the first time I'd done that in a few years. And during that time, I got sort of a chill. I was shaking for about 10 minutes. And my chest, my core felt really cold. And I was wondering, since the information sheet that comes with the medication didn't say anything about that, about marijuana, I wondered if that's a standard side effect.

42:29🔗 Everclear No, that would not be a standard side effect with a serotonin reuptake inhibitor like Zoloft. Were you panicking?

42:37🔗 Caller No, I mean, I was a little disconcerted by it.

42:41🔗 Everclear But it wasn't like it was an emotional reaction. Then you had a physical component to that. It was a purely sort of body reaction. Right. That's very unusual. Yeah, it's very unusual. But no, but it doesn't, to me, mean anything dangerous necessarily. It means don't smoke pot when you're on Zoloft. There are syndromes of excess serotonin that can be dangerous, and they can be associated with agitation. I would see where tremor could be part of it, and rapid heartbeat, and that kind of thing. So it's something to be aware of and not do again. But it doesn't mean you should stop your Zoloft. Okay.

43:17🔗 Adam All right, Evan. So just, I agree with Drew, just coke with Zoloft, no more weed. You understand? I think that's clear.

43:26🔗 Everclear Yes, thanks.

43:27🔗 Adam All right. Good times.

43:28🔗 Everclear Enjoy.

43:28🔗 Adam Hey, Drew, how come they don't do that? How come they don't provide that stuff?

43:33🔗 Everclear Yeah.

43:34🔗 Adam Why don't we provide- I mean, listen, if you have half the 17-year-olds in the United States on some sort of medication, and three-quarters of the 17-year-olds in the United States smoke weed, shouldn't you start putting it on the bottle? You know what I mean? Just sort of being a little more realistic about things.

43:54🔗 Everclear Great idea. In fact, I may well come up with this at drdrew.com. We need to come up with a warning sheet.

44:00🔗 Adam Right.

44:01🔗 Everclear This is for your illicit drugs.

44:03🔗 Adam No sheet.

44:03🔗 Drew I was going to ask you about that. You prescribe drugs to people sometimes, right? Do you tell them not to drink and not to do other drugs while they're taking these drugs?

44:15🔗 Everclear Sometimes it's okay for them to have a little alcohol with it. It depends on the circumstance. I'm certainly, if it's a 17 year old, we're going to be talking about those things for sure. For an adult, you kind of go through all that before you make a decision whether they should be on medication. You already talked about those issues, because they contribute negatively to anxiety and depression.

44:31🔗 Adam I'll tell you though, when I see the no booze sticker on that prescription medication, that means supersized to me.

44:38🔗 Everclear And for Adam, it's no...

44:39🔗 Adam It really does.

44:40🔗 Everclear No fill in the blank. Whatever that fill in the blank is, it's times two.

44:44🔗 Drew Oh yeah, but that's when you're 14. You gotta get over it someday, dude.

44:48🔗 Adam I can't. I see the no booze, and I take that as a challenge. You know, it's like, oh yeah? I bet I could.

44:54🔗 Everclear Watch me.

44:54🔗 Adam Well, just watch it. Yeah, I mean, I don't, you know, I don't...

44:58🔗 Everclear That's not alcohol.

44:59🔗 Adam I don't get out the beer bong. I start light with a little red wine, see how I'm feeling. But I love the dosage. Yeah, but I don't, see, I can't tell the difference between the stuff that's going to ruin your liver and the stuff that's just going to get you higher. Is it mostly stuff that's going to get you higher or is there certain stuff that's going to ruin your liver?

45:15🔗 Everclear There's certain stuff that will ruin, and also make you violently ill.

45:18🔗 Drew Well, what happened?

45:19🔗 Everclear I'm violently ill also.

45:20🔗 Adam Oh, really? I didn't even know that.

45:22🔗 Drew I was going to ask, see, it's always, it's always like kind of just mystified me because I've, as you know, I've spent years on antidepressants, different ones, the serotonin drugs and the tricyclics, the old ones. And it always seemed to me kind of stupid that if you're trying to balance your chemicals, why would you add another chemical?

45:46🔗 Everclear It's, it's about taking, it's about a brain that's not working right and giving it more boost.

45:54🔗 Adam No, I know that.

45:55🔗 Drew Why would you drink when you're doing them?

45:57🔗 Everclear Oh, oh, right. That's the, that's the foolish part.

46:00🔗 Drew Well, but you just said you thought it was okay. Because sometimes it was okay because I had a doctor tell me that in the early days.

46:06🔗 Everclear Let's say I'm giving somebody a Paxil for social phobia. And they say, gee, can I have a glass of wine once a week with my dinner? OK. You know what I mean?

46:15🔗 Drew Yeah, but once a wine? Yeah.

46:17🔗 Everclear But I mean, but generally, you're right. Absolutely. I just, not always.

46:21🔗 Adam Kristen?

46:22🔗 Yeah.

46:22🔗 Adam You're 15?

46:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:24🔗 Adam You're having trouble managing your anger?

46:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

46:28🔗 Adam What do you do?

46:30🔗 Basically, hit whatever's around.

46:32🔗 Adam I see. People?

46:34🔗 Yeah.

46:34🔗 Adam Yeah. Why? Were you beaten on?

46:38🔗 No.

46:39🔗 Adam No. Who have you hit?

46:42🔗 Friends, enemies, pretty much anyone.

46:44🔗 Adam I see. Loved ones?

46:46🔗 Dad.

46:47🔗 Adam Your dad?

46:48🔗 Yeah.

46:48🔗 Adam Your dad never hit you, huh?

46:50🔗 No.

46:51🔗 Adam No. Do you have a brother that beat on you?

46:54🔗 My older brother wasn't really nice, but not that bad.

47:00🔗 Adam My sister stabbed me with a crocheting needle when I was about 11. Still haven't forgiven her.

47:07🔗 Drew Did you deserve it?

47:09🔗 Adam I think I had a bullwhip. By the way, Drew, you have kids? Don't give one of them a bullwhip when he's 11.

47:16🔗 Drew That's funny because I had a bullwhip when I was 11. Someone thought it would be great. One of my older brother's stoner friends went to TJ.

47:26🔗 Adam That's right.

47:26🔗 Drew Brought me back a bullwhip.

47:28🔗 Adam Right. It was either that or that dumb mariachi puppet. That was no good. Give me the bullwhip. I was like, hey, sis, put that number two pencil in your mouth and pretend like you're smoking it and hold still. Then that's when the stabbing began with the crocheting needle. But, hey, Kristen, you got to get a little therapy here.

47:51🔗 Everclear This may need medication.

47:52🔗 Adam Yeah. Or some medication. You have to do something, otherwise-

47:55🔗 Everclear Before you hurt somebody or end up-

47:57🔗 Drew Are you on medication, Kristen?

48:00🔗 No.

48:01🔗 Adam All right.

48:06🔗 I have been tested for ADD.

48:09🔗 Everclear Yeah.

48:11🔗 And they're waiting to see, like, I don't know.

48:15🔗 Everclear Okay. They're thinking about it, though.

48:17🔗 Adam I'm going with a big yes on the ADD considering you sort of faded out halfway into the ADD story. So, Kristen?

48:24🔗 Yeah?

48:24🔗 Adam Yeah. Continue down that path. You're 15, you understand you have a problem, that's fine. Get some help and have a good life, all right? Because you're going to you're going to punch. What's that? What's that?

48:37🔗 Caller Is there any free counseling that's available that your parents won't know about?

48:41🔗 Drew Why do you not want your parents to know? Do you think they don't know that you have a problem now?

48:49🔗 Caller They know, but they don't really care.

48:51🔗 Adam All right. Well, maybe that's part of the reason. You have to enlist them. I'm sorry, but we have to take a break, but definitely get some help with this because it's not going to be a tough road. It is going to be a tough road for you if you don't. All right. We'll take a little break. We'll be back with Everclear after this.

49:11🔗 Caller We'll be right back. Call on the 1-800-LOVE-191.

50:00🔗 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191.

50:09🔗 Everclear All right.

50:09🔗 Adam Greg and Craig are all here from Everclear tonight, and we will hear something else off their CD, which just came out in a couple of few.

50:18🔗 Drew Can I mention something? We were just talking about it. Greg actually makes his lead singing debut on this album, and he's playing some really smoking, hot-picking ukulele.

50:28🔗 Everclear I don't know about that.

50:30🔗 Drew On the song, the honeymoon song, and he's going to sing it at my wedding.

50:35🔗 Everclear I guess I got to start practicing.

50:38🔗 Drew Man, you said that six months ago.

50:39🔗 Everclear I know.

50:40🔗 Adam I know.

50:41🔗 Everclear Debut.

50:41🔗 Drew Power bar.

50:43🔗 Adam All right. We will get back to the calls. Jason.

50:47🔗 Drew It's too much sugar on it.

50:48🔗 Adam Jason, you're 20. What's up? What's up?

50:51🔗 Caller Well, my girlfriend likes to do that anal, you know, oral thing, and I hate it. But she gets like offended whenever I tell her not to. It's not just a normal like, okay, I won't do it, but it's like she gets like mad.

51:07🔗 Caller I like your butt because I'm a slut.

51:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. That's a little cari-whir from the other night. And what's going on in the background there, Jason?

51:16🔗 Caller All my friends are like, yeah, you should be on the radio. We were just talking about it and they're the ones who told me to call in here. I never thought of it. I never, sorry, I don't really listen to your show.

51:23🔗 Adam Thank you. We'll put you on the next.

51:25🔗 Caller I never thought of it. I never even know it was on the radio.

51:27🔗 Adam All right, so they, so she wants to lick your butt and you're uncomfortable with that.

51:31🔗 Caller Exactly.

51:32🔗 Adam I see.

51:33🔗 Drew Why?

51:33🔗 Everclear Why, yeah.

51:34🔗 Caller Why? Because even though it's clean or whatever, I mean, you gotta think when you get sick and things come out of there that, you know, don't, aren't the greatest things in the world.

51:43🔗 Drew Right, so what?

51:44🔗 Everclear But she doesn't want to do it while you're sick, right?

51:45🔗 Drew Did she know that going into it?

51:47🔗 Caller What's that?

51:48🔗 Drew No pun intended. I mean, you don't think she knows that maybe that's a dirty, naughty, bad place and that's why she wants to be down there?

51:56🔗 Caller Yeah, but why would she want to be down there? I sure wouldn't do that.

52:01🔗 Drew Well, you know, maybe she needs a new boyfriend.

52:05🔗 Adam Does she want you to do it to her ever?

52:07🔗 Caller No, she hasn't really brought that up. She's kind of, I don't know, body language kind of like she's put in my face sometimes. I haven't gone there. I don't plan on it anytime soon. The thing is, I don't want to get rid of her, but she gets mad whenever I say no, and it happens just about every time we have sex. And I just, I don't, but I want to find a way that I can like tell her no and have her get over it so we can just, so I don't have to have this problem every time it goes on.

52:31🔗 Adam Well, why don't, I'm going to try to phrase this delicately, but why don't you let the little hedgehog out of its hole?

52:42🔗 Caller No.

52:42🔗 Adam One time.

52:43🔗 Everclear Into her mouth?

52:46🔗 Adam Just as a little bit of a speed bump on the road to butt licking. And see if you can't deter her that way. I mean, she's obviously not listening to you. This is probably the most effective way to deter her, Jason.

52:59🔗 Caller Like I said, I want to keep her. I don't think if I took a crap on her face, she's going to want to keep me around much longer.

53:04🔗 Drew No, maybe she might like it.

53:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:07🔗 Drew And then that's a door you're going through that you don't want to go through.

53:10🔗 Caller Yeah, why would you want to do that all this time?

53:12🔗 Everclear That's not going to help.

53:13🔗 Caller Come on.

53:13🔗 Adam You're right.

53:15🔗 Everclear All right. You got to communicate about it.

53:18🔗 Adam I had this problem.

53:19🔗 Everclear Cherries and beer.

53:20🔗 Adam Yeah. I drank beer and had about 400 bing cherries before I came into the studio last night and was blast and drew right out that door.

53:30🔗 Everclear I heard that.

53:31🔗 Adam The entire night.

53:32🔗 Everclear I heard that.

53:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

53:32🔗 Everclear I was listening.

53:33🔗 Adam Cherries and beer would be my answer to this dilemma.

53:38🔗 Caller Well, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to let the head.

53:40🔗 Adam Well, okay. How about spraying some apple bitters down there or something? They use it on pets when they don't want them to chew on their ankles.

53:50🔗 Caller Oh, God. I'm not going to do it.

53:52🔗 Adam I don't know.

53:53🔗 Caller You guys really don't have any ideas?

53:54🔗 Adam Well, you're going to have to confront her for really bad.

54:00🔗 Drew You're going to have to talk to her about it, but if that's what she's into, that's what she's into. That's what she, you know, she's not going to change that. So you guys might be sexually incompatible.

54:12🔗 Caller Everything else is fine. She's normal every other way in bed, and also she's cool and you're not having sex. So I don't want to be fighting except that one thing.

54:19🔗 Adam Well then maybe you have to just put up with that. What about using one of those liners they put on the toilet seats at the airport? I don't know.

54:28🔗 Drew What, the ass gaskets?

54:30🔗 Everclear Right. What about latex, like a dental dam?

54:33🔗 Drew Like a dental dam, that's always a lot of fun. Yeah.

54:36🔗 Adam This is turning into a true production.

54:37🔗 Drew Yeah, the guys on our crew like make out with them. They're fun.

54:41🔗 Adam Well thanks guys. All right, Jason, there's just no easy fix to this one. I'm sorry.

54:45🔗 Everclear Pucker up buttercup.

54:50🔗 Adam Sierra?

54:51🔗 Yeah?

54:51🔗 Adam You're 15?

54:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:53🔗 Adam Is your name Sierra?

54:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:55🔗 Adam Oh boy. Parents are driving you right into the stripping profession. Very smart.

55:00🔗 Caller No way.

55:01🔗 Adam All right. What's up?

55:04🔗 Caller I want to know if I can get some kind of antidepressant without my mom finding out.

55:09🔗 Everclear Well, what state are you in?

55:10🔗 Caller Connecticut.

55:11🔗 Everclear We just found out tonight Georgia will not allow that. And some states have a strange sort of glitch where you're entitled to confidential health care, but if money exchanges hands, like there's an insurance payout or something, the parents are required to know.

55:24🔗 Drew Yeah, I totally understand that.

55:26🔗 Everclear It's very strange.

55:27🔗 Adam So why don't you want your parents to know?

55:30🔗 Caller Well, I was on an antidepressant for a while, and I was going to therapy when I was in that, and my mom kind of freaked out, so.

55:37🔗 Everclear What did she say or do?

55:38🔗 Caller Well, before that, I had actually tried to commit suicide, so that's why I was in therapy. And my mom, for like the entire time, was just really weirded out, and everything, she just flipped out about.

55:49🔗 Everclear Why didn't she come in and talk to the doctors about what's going on with you a little bit so she can understand how important it is, how dangerous it is to leave this untreated?

55:56🔗 Caller Well, we did have family therapy.

55:58🔗 Everclear And she still couldn't talk about that, huh?

56:00🔗 Caller No.

56:00🔗 Adam What about your dad? Is he around?

56:02🔗 Caller No, he died when I was 10.

56:03🔗 Everclear Oh my god.

56:06🔗 Adam Do you have any other brothers or sisters?

56:07🔗 Caller Yeah, I have two brothers.

56:08🔗 Everclear You know what you ought to do? Contact the therapist or the doctors that were taking care of you back when, and let them know what the situation is, and see if they can give you some specific advice, because they know your case, they've handled your mom, and let's see if they can come up with a plan.

56:20🔗 Caller Okay.

56:21🔗 Everclear All right? Just contact them.

56:24🔗 Adam Oh, hold on a second. And by the way, Drew, what happened to that power bar? Did you keister that thing or did you eat it?

56:29🔗 Drew Do you want part of it?

56:30🔗 Everclear I ate it.

56:31🔗 Adam Yeah, because it takes me like an hour and 45 minutes to eat one of these things.

56:36🔗 Drew I am buzzing off the sugar. I've had like three bites.

56:39🔗 Adam I mean, how do you get this down? It's like...

56:41🔗 Everclear Big pieces. Like four bites.

56:43🔗 Adam Wow, Drew, you really have a problem, brother. Sierra?

56:46🔗 Caller Brother.

56:47🔗 Adam I'm eating this one. What was your other question?

56:49🔗 Caller Oh, I just want to tell you, Adam, I'm never having kids.

56:52🔗 Caller Good.

56:52🔗 Drew Fantastic. Why did you want to say that?

56:56🔗 Caller Because Adam's always ranting and raving about how people shouldn't have kids.

57:01🔗 Adam Right. Enough to use the F word on the radio, especially.

57:05🔗 Caller Oh, I'm sorry.

57:06🔗 Adam All right. Well, you were just paraphrasing what I'd say.

57:09🔗 Caller Okay.

57:10🔗 Adam All right, Sierra. Hey, Sierra, do talk to your counselors and see what direction they can send you, okay?

57:16🔗 Caller Okay.

57:17🔗 Adam All right. And don't worry about your mom so much, okay? That's her problem.

57:20🔗 Drew Hey, Sierra, don't be surprised if you change your mind when you get older and you figure things out, okay?

57:27🔗 Caller All right.

57:28🔗 Adam All right. She'll be fine. Angela, and it's just these parents piss me off. It's more like they don't want to have these stigma.

57:38🔗 Everclear That's right. I can't stand the fact that you have a problem. Right.

57:42🔗 Drew Because it reflects on me.

57:43🔗 Everclear It makes me feel bad, therefore, you don't have a problem.

57:46🔗 Adam Kyle? Oh, I'm sorry. Angela?

57:49🔗 Caller Hello?

57:50🔗 Adam What's up? 20 years old.

57:51🔗 Caller Yeah, I actually, I just wanted to talk to Art and Craig and Greg. I had a couple of questions, actually.

57:57🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

57:58🔗 Caller I'm in San Francisco.

57:59🔗 Drew Hey, how's it going up there?

58:00🔗 Caller It's great. You guys are just like my favorite band. I want you to know that.

58:04🔗 Drew Thank you.

58:04🔗 Caller I've seen you every time you've come here to San Francisco.

58:06🔗 Drew Did you see us at that big BFD thing?

58:09🔗 Caller Yes. And why did you guys have to open?

58:12🔗 Everclear Because I wanted to introduce them and I got to do that.

58:14🔗 Drew Yeah, well, he got to introduce us and also it was just like, you know, all the Cookie Monster Bands right now are like the hot thing right now. Not that they necessarily sell more records or more tickets than us.

58:28🔗 Caller But you guys didn't even do your signing.

58:30🔗 Drew Well, you know what?

58:32🔗 Everclear There's a reason for that though.

58:34🔗 Drew Yeah, we had to get on a plane. We had to fly to LA that night and there was no other flights we had to leave right after the show.

58:40🔗 Caller I was so disappointed.

58:42🔗 Everclear No, we always stay and sign everything for our fans. We showed up five minutes before the show and left five minutes after the show just to make our flights.

58:51🔗 Drew Did you know my sister was actually in the VIP and she was trying to get a message to me and I got it right before I was leaving. I couldn't even go see my sister and say hello.

59:01🔗 Caller Oh my goodness. You guys were really good at the show. I've seen you, like I said, and actually when you played at Bottom of the Hill, the small show, Craig almost killed me because like at every show, you guys have pulled me on stage and Craig fell and his guitar hit me on my neck.

59:18🔗 Drew God, Craig.

59:19🔗 Caller Sorry about that, but baby, you're on my turf. Yeah.

59:24🔗 Drew When you come up on the stage, you're walking on our turf.

59:26🔗 Caller No, that's fine because Craig, you're like so gorgeous and everything, so.

59:30🔗 Drew Yeah, he is.

59:31🔗 Caller Thank you.

59:32🔗 Drew You know, we keep telling him that every day and I think he's starting to believe us and he's got a new solo project called Dog Star coming out.

59:38🔗 Caller Yeah, back when I was in The Matrix.

59:41🔗 Caller I work at a music store so I know all about it.

59:43🔗 Drew Okay. What's your question?

59:45🔗 Caller Well, I just want to know when you guys are going to start touring again?

59:47🔗 Drew February.

59:48🔗 Caller In February? Touring with anybody in particular or just?

59:51🔗 Drew We don't know yet. We've got some people in mind, but we're keeping it very hush-hush on the QT.

59:57🔗 Caller And you'll be back in San Francisco, right?

59:58🔗 Drew Of course.

59:59🔗 Caller Because I will stay with you.

1:00:00🔗 Everclear Wouldn't miss it.

1:00:01🔗 Caller Huh?

1:00:01🔗 Everclear Wouldn't miss it.

1:00:02🔗 Drew It's my old hometown. It's actually great.

1:00:04🔗 Everclear I lived there for a while, yeah. I love San Francisco.

1:00:07🔗 Caller It's so much fun. I have some really, I have one more question, I'm sorry. I have some really good pictures of you guys that I think you would really get a kick out of.

1:00:15🔗 Drew Are they naughty?

1:00:16🔗 Caller No. No, they're not. But you have like an email ad or somewhere that I can scan them and send them to you or something, because I think you'd get a kick out of them.

1:00:25🔗 Caller Should send them to our website. Everclear online.

1:00:29🔗 Caller Okay. There's some really funny ones of art. I just got your Color Finger album.

1:00:36🔗 Drew Oh, you did? How much did you pay for that? How much did you pay for that?

1:00:40🔗 Caller $23.

1:00:41🔗 Everclear That's a good deal.

1:00:42🔗 Drew Yeah, that's actually better. That's the band I was in before Everclear. Oh, wow. I was living in the Bay Area and I had a record label and I was making records for very little money.

1:00:54🔗 Everclear Now they're worth a lot of money.

1:00:55🔗 Drew Okay. Bye.

1:00:57🔗 Adam Oh, hold on a second. Angela?

1:00:59🔗 Everclear Yeah.

1:01:00🔗 Adam Say bye.

1:01:01🔗 Okay. Bye.

1:01:01🔗 Adam Bye. All right. Kyle?

1:01:04🔗 Hello.

1:01:04🔗 Adam You're 33. What's up?

1:01:06🔗 Caller Hey, I got a question for you. My girlfriend and I have a great relationship and our sex is really good. But we're starting to explore a little bit here and I'm curious on where we sit with considering a threesome.

1:01:22🔗 Adam Well, she'd be sitting on one of your buddies faces. You'd be sitting in the corner jacking off.

1:01:28🔗 Drew Who's in the middle of the sandwich, you or her?

1:01:30🔗 Caller Well, it'd be me and another guy with her.

1:01:34🔗 Adam Kyle. See, that doesn't sound like a great deal for you, Kyle.

1:01:37🔗 Caller No, it doesn't. But you know what? When I sit here and I'm making love to her, it's really exciting. To see her face and how explicit she gets.

1:01:46🔗 Drew Yeah, but why can't she just talk about it?

1:01:48🔗 Everclear Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

1:01:50🔗 Adam Art, what about a threesome with another woman?

1:01:52🔗 Caller Well, she's definitely talked about that too.

1:01:54🔗 Adam I mean, I'm sorry. I said Art, Kyle.

1:01:56🔗 Drew Sorry.

1:01:58🔗 Everclear How old is she, Kyle?

1:01:59🔗 Adam But while we're on the topic.

1:02:00🔗 Caller How old? She's 35.

1:02:02🔗 Everclear How long have you been together?

1:02:03🔗 Caller We've been almost three years.

1:02:05🔗 Everclear Three years?

1:02:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:06🔗 Everclear It's been a pretty steady relationship, no chaos?

1:02:09🔗 Caller No, none.

1:02:09🔗 Drew Do you guys fantasize a lot?

1:02:11🔗 Caller Yeah, we do.

1:02:12🔗 Drew From the beginning you have or is this a recent time?

1:02:15🔗 Caller No, it's been about the last year.

1:02:17🔗 Everclear What's her history relationship-wise?

1:02:20🔗 Caller She's been in pretty stable relationships.

1:02:22🔗 Everclear Never been married?

1:02:24🔗 Caller No, she's never been married.

1:02:26🔗 Adam No, this doesn't sound right. It sounds to us like she's looking to shake things up and sabotage a little bit.

1:02:33🔗 Caller Well, actually it started with me.

1:02:36🔗 Adam I see. And what's up with you then?

1:02:40🔗 Caller Nothing. I think I'm just a little, I feel a little erotic sometimes.

1:02:44🔗 Everclear No, cut it out.

1:02:47🔗 Drew What are you talking about?

1:02:48🔗 Everclear Yeah, but you're going to do it and then you're just going to, it's not going to be what you have in your head.

1:02:54🔗 Caller And that's why I'm calling. I'm trying to find out, you know, am I getting myself into something that...

1:02:59🔗 Everclear Big time. Big time is going to ruin your relationship. Very few relationships survive that, yeah.

1:03:05🔗 Caller Okay. I mean, it's definitely not worth something compromising.

1:03:09🔗 Adam If you don't want to compromise the relationship, then you can't participate in this. But if you think the thing has run its course and you're just looking for some kicks before the whole S house comes down, like Jim Morrison used to say, then go ahead.

1:03:23🔗 Caller No, definitely not.

1:03:24🔗 Adam All right.

1:03:25🔗 Caller We're just looking for some more adventure in our...

1:03:27🔗 Adam Well, why doesn't she strap something on in Cornhole or something?

1:03:32🔗 Everclear Huh?

1:03:34🔗 Adam You could use my new invention, which is to strap on asshole. That way everyone's happy.

1:03:39🔗 Caller No, that's cool, Adam.

1:03:41🔗 Everclear That's cool.

1:03:41🔗 Adam All right.

1:03:42🔗 Caller All right, man. Thanks a lot.

1:03:43🔗 Adam All right. Hey, why don't you bust a vibrator out on her or something?

1:03:46🔗 Caller Well, we've done that before.

1:03:48🔗 Adam I see.

1:03:49🔗 Everclear That's all cool.

1:03:50🔗 Caller Works good for us.

1:03:51🔗 Everclear All right. All right, man.

1:03:52🔗 Caller Thanks a lot.

1:03:53🔗 Adam All right, Kyle. Yeah.

1:03:55🔗 Everclear Not worth it.

1:03:56🔗 Drew What are you making the...

1:03:57🔗 Everclear I just did something more missing with him. I saw something more to that story. I don't know what it is. He just can't tolerate the intimacy. He's got to stir it up or he's got to... Or she's objectified to him. Something. Something's missing.

1:04:07🔗 Drew Why? Because they're fantasizing?

1:04:09🔗 Everclear No, he seems hell bent on... Do you get that sense? On something.

1:04:16🔗 Drew I had a hard time getting over his Jim Backus impression. He sounded like personnel the third.

1:04:22🔗 Caller Lovely.

1:04:25🔗 Adam Tony?

1:04:25🔗 Caller Hello?

1:04:26🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:04:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:27🔗 Adam What's up?

1:04:28🔗 Hi. I just want to say hi. I love Everclear. I saw you guys at the thing the other day at 7-Eleven.

1:04:33🔗 Drew Oh, awesome.

1:04:34🔗 Oh, you were down there. Yeah, that was really cool.

1:04:36🔗 Drew Do you guys know we did that?

1:04:38🔗 Yeah. It was kind of like a last minute thing, but I was like, I have to go see them, because I've never seen you guys live. It's been really hard for me to get down there. But my question was for you guys. I know you had spoken before, I think it was Congress or the Senate or something a while back regarding a bill that was going to be passed about child support. And I was just wondering what was the status of that?

1:04:58🔗 Drew Well, I believe that was back in March when I went down to Washington, DC and talked in front of a congressional subcommittee about a bill that they had, HR. 1488, which was basically a bill called the Child Empowerment Bill. And what it did to make a long story short was it went after deadbeat dads and moms by taking the money they owed after having a settlement against them. After they owed money, from now on, it would come straight out of their federal tax.

1:05:33🔗 So they wouldn't get a chance to pay them separately. It would be deducted.

1:05:37🔗 Drew Well, there's these things. In different states, they have different setups. Most of them are Republican run, it's funny. And there's about $80 million in unpaid child support that's actually been paid by the fathers, but doesn't get to the mothers and to the kids. And it's... How? Because their computer systems that were set up aren't working. But check this out. Instead of taking money and fixing the computer systems, it just sits in an account, in an interest bearing account, and that interest goes to the local government.

1:06:16🔗 Adam Oh, man, that sounds great. I'd like to go on a minor rant here. Hold on a second, Tony. The government, and I've learned this from going through the court system being on as it pertains to automobiles, seems to have two different computers. They have the supercomputer they got from NASA to keep track of my parking tickets. And then they have the chipmunk with the abacus made of beads that they use when the guy who totaled my car has to make payments in restitution to me. When I owe them money, they know it. You think about the IRS and the computer they use when you owe them money. And then go get your car totaled out, or go get some crime committed against you, and work out a payment plan with a guy who's going to give you restitution for it, and then see how good that computer is. I mean, I was calling these people like, hey, it's been a year, I haven't gotten a payment. Uh, what are you going to do? Who are you? What? Uh, we don't have any. We don't have a record. You should be keeping track was basically their attitude for this. And I think this is one of those situations. If you owe them money, they know full well, down to the penny, what it is. But if it's going to someone else, they could give a rat's ass.

1:07:34🔗 Drew Yeah, but the mothers, these mothers who are losing houses and can't feed their kids and, you know, I mean, and not just mothers, dads too. I mean, it's not just to be dads.

1:07:43🔗 Adam So what was the bill then?

1:07:45🔗 Drew Well, it was a bill called 1488 and actually, one of the reasons I went there is I knew that there was going to be a lot of press following me. There were like Spin Magazine and George Magazine and, you know, the Senate and Congressional subcommittees are usually pretty dry and boring and they don't get covered by a lot of press. So I figured if I went there, they would come and they did. There was a big write-up in Spin Magazine and there was quite a few write-ups. And CNN.

1:08:15🔗 Adam And how did the bill, how does the bill work?

1:08:17🔗 Drew Well basically, it says that after you have a judgment, if you do not pay, you have some sort of, I think it's like a two month grace period. But if you don't pay, then it comes straight out of your federal tax and income, right after, right out of your check.

1:08:35🔗 Adam Right. Okay. So not only do they deduct for Social Security, they deduct for deadbeat debt.

1:08:42🔗 Drew Percentage, yeah. Well, look at it this way.

1:08:44🔗 Adam How can you argue with that, by the way?

1:08:46🔗 Drew You can argue with it. Think about it. You can, right now, as it is in the state of California, or in some other states, basically, you have to wait three months, the employer has to wait three months before they can legally garnish wages. So a lot of people will work three months at a job, and right before three months are up, they go to another job.

1:09:07🔗 Adam Right.

1:09:07🔗 Drew I mean, there's men that spend their lives avoiding to take care of their children, because they're gonna get back at their ex-wife. You know? They're gonna get back at them forever thinking they could leave them. And it's just this angry, stupid thing. Right.

1:09:22🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a great-

1:09:23🔗 Drew Pussies.

1:09:24🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:09:24🔗 Drew I just want to say one thing. I got a couple of letters from senators, both Republican senators, who after I went down there, said that they were compelled by the attention that it got, that they thought it could pass, and they have since taken it to the Senate and piggybacked it on bills, and they've done some Republican, it's become a very big bipartisan thing. So both of these bills, the Senate one and the one in the House are what they call piggybacked on bigger bills, family issue bills, and they believe that they're going to pass this year, both of them.

1:10:02🔗 Adam Well, it just seems like no duh. And I've had the IRS, by the way, garnish my wages. So again, when there's money in it for the government, they have no problem getting that kind of legislation through. I don't see why they wouldn't do the same with this. And yeah, it's a great way to get back at your ex-wife, having your kids wear the same pair of shoes for two years and live off Top Ramen. That'll show her. Meanwhile, she's getting loaded and blowing your friend. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. Everclear is here and we'll be back with your questions after this.

1:10:35🔗 Caller Love Line. Love Line.

1:10:36🔗 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:10:38🔗 Caller We'll be right back.

1:11:12🔗 Adam Yep, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Everclear is our guest tonight. Phone number 1-800-L-E-V-E-1-9-1. I'll tell you what, we'll take one call, and then we'll hear something off of Everclear's latest CD songs from an American movie. And let's talk to Crystal. Crystal, you're 18. What's up?

1:11:33🔗 Caller Okay. About a week ago, I had sex with my boyfriend, and we were kind of drunk, and he came inside of me and I didn't know. So, you know, I didn't, you know, like go shower afterwards or whatever. And...

1:11:44🔗 Everclear What would a shower do for you?

1:11:45🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. Just, I don't know. I don't know. But he came inside of me.

1:11:48🔗 Adam You've never seen one of those loofah sponges? You can get right, you can get way up in there.

1:11:54🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, you know, I was thinking somewhere along the way because of, like, douching or something, but...

1:11:58🔗 Everclear What would that do for you?

1:12:00🔗 Caller Clean some of it out, I'm guessing. I don't know.

1:12:03🔗 Adam You mean you're talking about for pregnancy or...?

1:12:04🔗 Caller No, no, not for pregnancy.

1:12:07🔗 Adam Just for hygiene.

1:12:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:12:08🔗 Adam Right.

1:12:09🔗 Caller And I, you know, the next morning I woke up and, like, ever since then I've had this, like, foul scent in there and I have...

1:12:17🔗 Everclear Yeah, that's a sexually transmitted disease. Probably trichomonas.

1:12:21🔗 Caller Really?

1:12:22🔗 Adam Yeah. Let me tell you, I've done extensive experimentation with semen and it just dries up. It doesn't go south. It's not like, you know...

1:12:32🔗 Everclear Sours.

1:12:32🔗 Adam Yeah, it's not like a mayonnaise where you left the, you know, lid off the jar at a picnic or something.

1:12:39🔗 Everclear How do you know...

1:12:39🔗 Adam Gotten out in the Arizona sun.

1:12:41🔗 Everclear Could you be pregnant, too?

1:12:43🔗 Caller No, I took a pregnancy test because I didn't know if that's what it was, but...

1:12:46🔗 Everclear Well, you need to wake up another week before that's really accurate.

1:12:49🔗 Caller Really?

1:12:49🔗 Everclear Yeah. So it's not pregnant. You have an STD and you may be pregnant also.

1:12:55🔗 Adam So it's not this semen.

1:12:59🔗 Everclear Probably trichomoniasis is called. Trichomoniasis is the one that causes bad smell. There are other vaginal infections, too, that do cause that, but trichomoniasis is sort of the most notorious.

1:13:07🔗 Caller Okay. Also, we've been having like... Well, we tried anal sex a little while ago and...

1:13:13🔗 Adam Yeah. Now, that smells not the semen either. That's Mexican, right?

1:13:19🔗 Caller Yeah, but...

1:13:21🔗 Adam Crystal, you're good to go, aren't you, honey?

1:13:24🔗 Caller I don't know. I don't know what I should do. How do I get rid of this?

1:13:28🔗 Everclear You see a doctor.

1:13:29🔗 Adam What's the anal sex question?

1:13:32🔗 Caller No, I'm wondering if it's because we have anal sex and then vaginal intercourse.

1:13:36🔗 Everclear Yeah, you can transmit some bacteria over that way and that could do it, sure. But what about some birth control here?

1:13:42🔗 Caller Um, well, I don't know.

1:13:45🔗 Drew Crystal, you were having anal sex and vaginal sex at the same time?

1:13:49🔗 Caller Well...

1:13:49🔗 Drew Like, right after each other?

1:13:51🔗 Adam Well, they first went anal-oral and then that got old, so they went...

1:13:57🔗 Drew Old Evan didn't like that.

1:13:58🔗 Adam Yeah, it was like the dentist. Let me guess what you ate for lunch. Let's see. Did dentists do that anymore? Dentists used to do that. Remember they'd go in there when you're like 11, you get checked, and they go, oh, someone's been eating jelly beans. All right, genius, you're in my mouth. With a, you know, 7,000 candle-watt light. No ass you can figure out what I was eating.

1:14:23🔗 Everclear Crystal, why are you not?

1:14:24🔗 Adam I probably belched some of it up five minutes ago, too.

1:14:26🔗 Everclear Why are you not getting birth control?

1:14:28🔗 Caller I don't know, like, I'm just afraid of, like, side effects because I've heard it, like, can cause, like, cancer.

1:14:32🔗 Everclear It doesn't cause cancer. In fact, it reduces the risk of certain cancers. And pregnancy is vastly higher risk than the birth control.

1:14:40🔗 Adam By the way, you're going to get the mad cow disease from what he's doing to you now. Could it be worse?

1:14:46🔗 Caller Well, oh my god, like, he, I don't know. It's not like I want to do this, but, like, he's very, like, I don't know.

1:14:52🔗 Everclear If you don't want to be doing this, Crystal, don't do it.

1:14:54🔗 Drew You don't want to do what?

1:14:56🔗 Caller Like, I don't, like, I really did not want to have anal sex, but, you know, like, I was really against that, but he was...

1:15:01🔗 Drew Tell him no.

1:15:03🔗 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:15:05🔗 Adam How old is this guy?

1:15:06🔗 Everclear What do you mean you don't know? Why wouldn't you say no?

1:15:08🔗 Caller He is, I don't know, like, I'm very, I don't know, like, I do, like, whatever, like, people tell me, you know, like, I'm really...

1:15:13🔗 Everclear That's not good.

1:15:14🔗 Drew But do you like being like that?

1:15:16🔗 Caller No, like, I try and, like, I try and, like, stick up for myself sometimes, but after a while, I just, like, you know, I don't like to make people feel bad.

1:15:24🔗 Everclear Yeah.

1:15:24🔗 Drew Well, do you feel like you're being, like, you know, assaulted when he's doing something that you don't want him to do?

1:15:31🔗 Caller Oh, I totally feel used, but I just don't...

1:15:34🔗 Drew You're being used.

1:15:35🔗 Adam Not worth bombing his eye, huh?

1:15:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:38🔗 Adam I think we all know the heartache firsthand of not, you know, missing out on some cornholing on a particular evening. I've been there.

1:15:47🔗 Caller He broke up with me.

1:15:49🔗 Adam He broke up with you?

1:15:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:15:51🔗 Everclear That should be the happiest day of your life.

1:15:52🔗 Caller Yeah. But now I'm just scared because I don't know what this is, you know.

1:15:56🔗 Everclear This is trichomonas, and you may be pregnant. Let's worry. Let's make some better choices next time. Assert yourself. Plan with birth control. Wear a condom.

1:16:05🔗 Adam All right. And Crystal, remember, if you're attracted to him, there's got to be something wrong with him. All right? That's got to be your motto from here on in. Okay. You like, next time you find yourself liking a guy, think, what the hell is wrong with this guy?

1:16:19🔗 Everclear Let's listen to that little voice that says, I don't want to do this, or I shouldn't do this. Listen to that.

1:16:25🔗 Adam Oh, where were all these girls who were doing stuff they didn't want to do when I was in high school? That's what I want to know.

1:16:31🔗 Everclear Doing it with your friend Chris.

1:16:33🔗 Adam Yeah, they were. They were doing what they don't want to do with my buddy. What about me? Jesus Christ. Oh, this guy. I can just see this guy is driving the El Camino with the primer on one of the doors. You know, he's got his drywall and tools rolling around in the bed wearing a pair of knockoff red wing boots like you know from JCPenney's or Sears called Lumberjacksman or something like that. He's pulling up with his ass-eating anal grin on and oh boy, and why is he breaking up too?

1:17:10🔗 Everclear I don't know. Let's talk about it while we listen to a song.

1:17:12🔗 Adam Hey, that's a smooth transition. We'll hear a little something from Everclear. Cued up Anderson. This is called AM Radio.

1:17:19🔗 Everclear KHJ Los Angeles.

1:17:22🔗 Portions of the day's programming are reproduced by means of electrical transcriptions or tape recordings.

1:21:10🔗 Adam That is a little AM radio off of songs from an American movie. Wow, that's a good song. Yeah.

1:21:16🔗 Everclear Catchy.

1:21:17🔗 Adam Yeah. I used to listen to KHJ when I was growing up.

1:21:21🔗 Drew Charlie Tuna? You remember Charlie Tuna?

1:21:23🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

1:21:24🔗 Drew Robert W. Morgan? The Mornings.

1:21:27🔗 Adam That's right. He's still old, I think. I'm reading something that I'm finding very disturbing. I'm looking at a new issue of Stuff Magazine, and they have a little sex ball here, and it says, What is the sexiest part of the opposite sex's body? Men start with breast. Good, 41 percent, very healthy. Number two, followed by butt, 28 percent. All right. Everything seems to be in order so far. Number three, feet. 22 percent, followed by very distant fourth, five percent legs. Am I to believe that the overwhelming majority of men find feet sexier than a great pair of legs? And this data has to be effed up. It's all wrong. How many guys are truly into feet? Who cares?

1:22:19🔗 Everclear I, my wife's got great feet.

1:22:21🔗 Adam Yeah. It's nice to have nice feet. You want them to be covered with, you know, festering boils and hair, but outside of that, who cares? To me, feet are there to hold the boobs up. I've said that many times. It's so they don't fall over and hurt their boobs. Other than that, I don't know. I mean, can anyone look back at any girlfriend they've had over the years and think this one had hot feet and that one had ugly feet? I mean, it's not an issue. I can't.

1:22:49🔗 Drew I like hands.

1:22:50🔗 Adam You like hands? Is that the Swedish guy you were dating or is that...

1:22:56🔗 Drew I'm sorry?

1:22:56🔗 Adam Oh, I thought you said Hans. I'm sorry.

1:22:59🔗 Everclear Hans.

1:23:01🔗 Drew Oh, that's right. You're the comedian.

1:23:03🔗 Adam Oh, they always forget.

1:23:05🔗 Drew You're cracking me up. I thought you actually were a caring, warm human being. I'm sorry.

1:23:10🔗 Adam I've worn that hat before too hard. I really have.

1:23:14🔗 Drew Yeah, last time we were in here, you were Mr. Sensitivity.

1:23:18🔗 Adam I was very cranky. I'm sorry. I've worked too hard. But really, don't you think more guys care about legs than feet?

1:23:24🔗 Drew Yes, of course. Yes, I think so.

1:23:26🔗 Adam And it wouldn't be 22% feet, 5% legs, would it?

1:23:30🔗 Caller That's wrong.

1:23:30🔗 Drew That's ridiculous. That's wrong.

1:23:32🔗 Adam Thank you. All right.

1:23:33🔗 Drew Legs.

1:23:33🔗 Everclear We've got that cleared up.

1:23:35🔗 Adam I'm now writing a letter. Jesse?

1:23:38🔗 Yeah.

1:23:38🔗 Adam You're 15.

1:23:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:40🔗 Adam What's up?

1:23:41🔗 Caller When I give my girlfriend oral sex, right before she climaxes, she vomits. Wow.

1:23:48🔗 Adam Well, at least you know it's coming.

1:23:50🔗 Everclear Every time?

1:23:51🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:51🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:23:54🔗 Drew Does it bother her?

1:23:56🔗 Caller Yeah, it bothers her.

1:23:59🔗 Everclear Does it bother you?

1:24:00🔗 Caller No.

1:24:02🔗 Everclear How many times has this happened?

1:24:05🔗 Caller Well, I've only give it to her about three times, and it's happened the last time she didn't climax.

1:24:13🔗 Everclear How old is she?

1:24:13🔗 Drew Well, you're not vomiting.

1:24:16🔗 Caller I'm the first person who ever gave her oral sex.

1:24:20🔗 Everclear Yeah. I wonder if she's nervous about this, or is... Anxious. Yeah. Not happy with the decision to engage in this activity.

1:24:28🔗 Adam Maybe. Jessie, are you feeding her too many wine coolers before they ask?

1:24:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:32🔗 Adam It's happened to me.

1:24:33🔗 Everclear She drinks?

1:24:34🔗 Caller No, she doesn't drink.

1:24:35🔗 Adam No.

1:24:35🔗 Caller I was just kidding.

1:24:37🔗 Adam Now, have you asked her if she masturbates?

1:24:40🔗 Caller No.

1:24:41🔗 Adam Ask her if she masturbates, and if she doesn't, ask her to try it and see if she vomits when she orgasms from that.

1:24:48🔗 Caller All right.

1:24:48🔗 Adam That would be a controlled experiment. I'd like to be there with a clipboard and a lab coat, but nothing else.

1:24:55🔗 Caller I'll see if I can arrange it.

1:24:56🔗 Adam Yeah. See what you can do.

1:24:58🔗 Caller Oh, yeah. Adam, you keep on saying you floodplains and everything, but what kind of planes is it? Is it remote control or is it radio control lines?

1:25:06🔗 Adam Radio control.

1:25:08🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:25:08🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:25:09🔗 Caller That's what my dad does. A couple of days ago when you explained how they looked, they said the mesh hat and truck driver hat and everything.

1:25:17🔗 Adam Right.

1:25:17🔗 Caller My dad is a truck driver. He floods planes.

1:25:19🔗 Adam Yeah, it's perfect. I'll see them down at the field.

1:25:24🔗 Caller Now, we're in Texas, so.

1:25:26🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Well, I won't see them. Yeah. Yeah, it was really, I had a harrowing experience trying to land my.

1:25:33🔗 Everclear Today?

1:25:33🔗 Adam Expensive remote control plane the other day when I was out flying at my cell phone, which was in my breast pocket right as I was coming in for the crucial landing, started ringing and I almost plowed into something. But don't worry, I crashed later on.

1:25:49🔗 Everclear I used to stay at many nights up in Portland on Friday night, public access. They have like an hour and a half show devoted to model airplanes. Oh, really? They do show them taking off and landing and it's a guy doing like a voice over.

1:26:01🔗 Adam What a utopia.

1:26:02🔗 Everclear Yeah, here comes Joe Smith with his 1947 whatever. Nice landing. They like give ratings and stuff. What's crazy is I actually like week after week just found myself watching the show at one in the morning going, what am I doing?

1:26:15🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I could get into that. They ever do any jets?

1:26:19🔗 Everclear Yeah, they have some jets. They do the dive bombing of the battleships in little ponds and stuff too.

1:26:25🔗 Adam Yeah, see, who says it's a kid's sport? All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Everclear is here and we'll be back with them after this.

1:26:37🔗 Caller Hello, what is this?

1:26:39🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

1:27:06🔗 Adam Yep, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. It is Everclear here in studio tonight, and let's see if we can burn through a few calls. Daniel?

1:27:19🔗 Everclear Yeah.

1:27:19🔗 Adam You're 15? You keep having wet dreams? You want to know how to control that?

1:27:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:25🔗 Everclear I mean, it's like once about every three weeks or something.

1:27:28🔗 Adam Yeah. Why is that a problem?

1:27:30🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:27:30🔗 Everclear It's nasty.

1:27:31🔗 Everclear Corolla technique.

1:27:33🔗 Everclear Huh?

1:27:33🔗 Adam Yeah. If you masturbate before you go to bed and while you're asleep like I do, which I'm not sure I do, but I've been told I do it by cellmates, that that'll stop that. You see, let me tell you something. You don't want to know what a wet dream is? It's God jacking you off. God is saying, this guy's not taking care of it, I'm going to have to take matters into my own hands.

1:27:59🔗 Caller Unacceptable.

1:28:00🔗 Adam If you do it before you go to bed, then-

1:28:03🔗 Caller It's done.

1:28:03🔗 Adam God won't have to do it and he can concentrate on other things like famine.

1:28:07🔗 Everclear World peace.

1:28:08🔗 Caller World peace, yeah.

1:28:09🔗 Adam Understand, instead of wasting his precious time whacking you off. How selfish, Daniel.

1:28:15🔗 Drew Get it together, Daniel, come on.

1:28:17🔗 Everclear For the sake of the world.

1:28:18🔗 Adam All right?

1:28:19🔗 Everclear Oh, no, no, no, no.

1:28:20🔗 Adam No, no, no lightning round tonight. You got to, you got to, oh, that's just God. Yes, you have to, you have to release yourself before you go to bed, all right? All right. All right, but you sleep on some newspaper or something. Listen, I don't think it's a bad deal. Seriously, I know Drew won't answer this, but, you know.

1:28:36🔗 Everclear Why?

1:28:36🔗 Adam I'm going to talk to Everclear. I've had like two wet dreams in the last 14 years or something. Each one I enjoyed quite a bit.

1:28:44🔗 Everclear They're both 14 years ago.

1:28:45🔗 Adam I would pay, I'd pay 200 bucks a wet dream. Really? Yeah, I think I would. I plopped that down.

1:28:52🔗 Drew I've had two in 38 years.

1:28:55🔗 Adam Yeah, and it was good, right?

1:28:57🔗 Drew I woke up pleasantly surprised.

1:29:00🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:29:00🔗 Drew I mean, what are you going to do? It's your mind and your body doing crazy things.

1:29:05🔗 Adam I could live with one every three weeks.

1:29:07🔗 Drew Could you? Sure.

1:29:08🔗 Adam Yeah. My maid would have a hard time.

1:29:10🔗 Everclear That's just a reminder to change your sheets.

1:29:12🔗 Everclear Think what your maid already puts up with.

1:29:14🔗 Adam It was so humiliating. I don't let my maid do my laundry because it's so funkified that I don't want her getting near that. I mean, I'll have a lawsuit on my hands. I swear to Christ, I don't want her near my laundry, and she's always a little suspicious, and then it turns into a little bit of an argument sometimes. Like, she'll come in and she'll head for the hamper, and I'll be like, no, no, Lily, don't do that. And she'll go, no, I'll take it. No, no, no. Give me the hamper. You know, it's like a little struggle breaks out because there's like hash marks and dried semen and stuff. Stuff's like stuck together. And, you know, a T-shirt has many uses other than something you wear under a dress shirt for me. And a T-shirt or a gym sock will make three or four stops before it gets to the hamper at my house.

1:30:06🔗 Drew How old are you?

1:30:07🔗 Adam I swear, it just, to me, once it comes off of me, it becomes a paper towel until it goes back in the water. I'll blow my nose. I'll wipe my belly. If I spill something, I'll mop it up with that.

1:30:18🔗 Caller It seems like you need some of those Mr. Clean moist.

1:30:21🔗 Adam Yeah, I need some of those.

1:30:24🔗 Drew Well, is it like when you walk in your bedroom, does it smell like a 14-year-old boy's bedroom, like gym socks and semen?

1:30:31🔗 Adam It does in certain areas of it. Oh, my.

1:30:34🔗 Drew Oh, my.

1:30:35🔗 Adam If there's a velvet rope around the closet, you don't enter. There's a large black man named Jamal who will only let you in if you're on the list. But anyway, one of my buddies happened to be over at the house when the maid swung by, and I had to step out. And don't worry, he filled her in on as to why she couldn't do the laundry. Yeah, so now she knows.

1:31:02🔗 Everclear No longer an argument?

1:31:04🔗 Adam No, now it's just a weird energy when she comes in, you know, like no laundry. No, I hang my head, you know. No, it's cool.

1:31:11🔗 Everclear Which friend? Which friend is this? Ray. Ray.

1:31:13🔗 Adam Yeah, of course. Fantastic. Yeah, I know. I feel raped. Carina?

1:31:19🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:31:19🔗 Adam You're 14? What's up?

1:31:22🔗 Caller My boyfriend, he's always pressuring me to have sex with him, and I'm afraid if I don't, he might leave me.

1:31:27🔗 Everclear How old is he?

1:31:28🔗 Caller 17.

1:31:29🔗 Adam Oh, well.

1:31:30🔗 Everclear He needs to leave.

1:31:31🔗 Adam Yeah. Why don't you let him leave?

1:31:34🔗 Caller Because I really love him.

1:31:35🔗 Everclear No, but he doesn't care about you.

1:31:37🔗 Adam You don't want to have sex with him, right?

1:31:38🔗 Caller Well, I kind of don't.

1:31:40🔗 Everclear No, you don't.

1:31:41🔗 Drew Well, you're not ready for it.

1:31:42🔗 Everclear No, no, please don't compromise it. You'll regret that the rest of your life.

1:31:45🔗 Drew Yeah. You know, when you meet someone who really loves you for you, they'll wait. They'll wait till you're ready and you want to do it too.

1:31:53🔗 Adam All right, Carina.

1:31:54🔗 Caller All right.

1:31:55🔗 Adam All right.

1:31:55🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:31:56🔗 Adam Please stand strong. You will regret it.

1:31:58🔗 Drew Tell your boyfriend Everclear said to go to hell.

1:32:01🔗 Caller All right. Everclear, I just wanted to say something. You guys rule.

1:32:04🔗 Adam Thank you very much. All right. And they know what they're talking about, so listen to them. Ellen. Ellen.

1:32:11🔗 Caller Hi.

1:32:12🔗 Adam Hey, you're 25. What's up?

1:32:14🔗 Caller First of all, I just had to say how much I love Everclear. They're like my favorite band. Oh my God.

1:32:20🔗 Drew Thank you, dear.

1:32:21🔗 Caller I have you guys say the stuff you said on your last album is so empowering. It's just amazing. I just had a question about the morning after pill. I was told that you can expect your period in seven to nine days, but if it didn't show up in 21 days.

1:32:43🔗 Everclear Take a pregnancy test.

1:32:45🔗 Caller Yeah, but I'm in that middle period. Right. It's been two weeks and I'm just wondering, it's not here yet.

1:32:53🔗 Everclear Well, you can certainly take a pregnancy test. Two weeks would be accurate, but I wouldn't say you necessarily have a period in seven to nine days. What? When is your period normally due?

1:33:04🔗 Caller Usually 12 days after ovulation.

1:33:06🔗 Everclear No, your period relative to where we are now.

1:33:10🔗 Caller I'm probably two days late.

1:33:13🔗 Adam What?

1:33:13🔗 Everclear She may be pregnant.

1:33:14🔗 Adam All right. We'll get a pregnancy test. Ashley?

1:33:17🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:17🔗 Adam You're 17?

1:33:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:19🔗 Adam You want to know how to get your boyfriend to go down on you? Yeah.

1:33:22🔗 Caller We've been together for about seven months. Yeah. He hasn't gone down on me.

1:33:27🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:33:28🔗 Drew Do you go down on him?

1:33:29🔗 Caller Yeah. I've gone down on him probably about 10 times.

1:33:32🔗 Adam Wow. That is unkosher.

1:33:34🔗 Caller Yeah. But I don't think that he ever has done it before.

1:33:37🔗 Adam I see. So he's a little nervous.

1:33:39🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:40🔗 Adam Can you spill some beer down there or something? Maybe get him heading in that direction?

1:33:47🔗 Caller I could try.

1:33:49🔗 Adam I bet he's just nervous because he's inexperienced. Then you should just be straight up with him and just tell him.

1:33:55🔗 Drew Perhaps some educational films.

1:33:57🔗 Adam That's right. I have a bevy of those over at my house.

1:34:01🔗 Drew On the DVD or those?

1:34:03🔗 Adam Well, actually, the son of a bitch who borrowed my one that Jenna Jamison gave to me and moved to Texas just sent it back to me in the mail today. Jenna Jamison, the porn star, was in here and she said, Look, I got one of my movies out on DVD. And I said, Fantastic, send it over. And I did warn her that if she brought it, I might actually tear my penis off looking at it. You know, it was I had mixed feelings about it.

1:34:28🔗 Everclear But she said that's exactly what he said.

1:34:30🔗 Adam And what did she do? She sent a DVD and a sewing kit to put my penis back on. So I watched this DVD and it was great. It was great because you're going behind the scenes. I was actually watching like the craft service table and the director and all the behind the scenes. It's like a regular DVD is like Jeremy narrates in German and stuff. It was huge. I watched it one day. I said, I declared this is my new technology. I declared it my new girlfriend at that point. And then a buddy of mine came over and he said, Oh, you got a DVD. And I was like, yeah, don't touch it. And he was like, you know, my wife's nine months pregnant. I was like, yeah. Yeah. Could I borrow that brother?

1:35:10🔗 Drew Go buy one.

1:35:11🔗 Adam It's like, Jesus, it's been like three months and blah, blah, blah. And I was like, OK, you can borrow it, but I need it back. And I need it back soon. It's like, OK, so what's he do? He moves to Texas.

1:35:23🔗 Drew This is a year ago with the DVD.

1:35:25🔗 Adam Took Jenna with him to Austin. Anyway, I called his ass up a couple of days, a couple of weeks ago, and his mother-in-law answered the phone. And I said, listen, tell Dave, I'm not going to say what it is, but tell him he does not want me calling back. And he knows what he has of mine, and I better see it. And I got it in the mail today. Thank you very much.

1:35:46🔗 Drew So I guess that's where you're going after the show.

1:35:49🔗 Adam That's right. I have a helicopter waiting, not taking the car. All right. We'll take a break.

1:35:54🔗 Caller Hello, this is your radio. Love Line will be right back.

1:36:34🔗 Adam Well, there it is. Another fabulous show in the can. I want to thank Everclear for coming out here tonight. Songs from an American Movie is the name of the CD. It is currently out, and I would sincerely appreciate it if not only for me, but for you, because it's a damn good CD. I got hold of it a month and a half ago, and really do enjoy it. So please go out and get that. I want to thank Anderson for doing a great job all week, and producer Ann for putting her feminine stank on the show, and of course, Danielle for answering the phones and doing everything else around here. Guys?

1:37:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:37:13🔗 Caller Hey, can I give a little shout out to Mikey, our assistant. It's his birthday today. Happy birthday, Mikey.

1:37:19🔗 Drew You know what? We got him the best birthday present a man can have. We bought him an eight-foot stuffed fish.

1:37:28🔗 Adam Wow.

1:37:29🔗 Drew He wanted it so bad. Have you seen the Bass Buddies? That little fish that sings, Take Me to the River.

1:37:37🔗 Adam Late night. Yeah. Yeah.

1:37:38🔗 Drew We were looking for that, but we couldn't find that. But what he really wanted was he really wants to be in the Rat Pack. I don't think he wants to be Frank Sinatra.

1:37:50🔗 Everclear I think he wants to be like Joey Bishop.

1:37:52🔗 Drew No, he wants to be Joey Bishop. All right.

1:37:54🔗 Adam Well, now he's Joey Bishop. All right. We're done with the show. Sorry, Anderson. So until next time, I'm Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Oh, wow.

1:38:04🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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