Tuesday, June 20, 2000

0:55🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

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1:03🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:05🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:08🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

1:09🔗 Adam This is the best of Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is my partner, Dr. Drew. Forget about the phone, forget about the facts. It is the best of. No one will be here to answer your calls, but we have a good show planned for you nonetheless, right, Drew?

1:23🔗 Drew Absolutely.

1:24🔗 Adam Who are we getting started with?

1:25🔗 Drew Well, of course, the opening show will be a show that I didn't participate in.

1:29🔗 Adam Oh, so you know it's a good one.

1:31🔗 Drew That's right.

1:31🔗 Adam Oh, I remembered, if it was yesterday, Snoop Dogg and the Eastsiders.

1:36🔗 Yeah, yeah.

1:37🔗 Drew Oh, this is where the birth of the mayonnaise.

1:39🔗 Adam Yeah, we discovered my main man mayonnaise. We are proud to have Snoop Dogg and Goldie Loke and Trey D all in here tonight.

1:49🔗 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just Eastsiders.

1:50🔗 Eastsiders, what up, world? What up, y'all?

1:52🔗 Adam That is Snoop has himself a record deal and Trey D and Goldie Loke are amongst the new guys that are on his new label. And the first effort, at least at having his own label, is Snoop Dogg presents the Eastsiders. And that'll be out the 1st of February. And so I guess my question is to Snoop, how'd you get onto these guys? And how does that process work when you have your own label, you're gonna put out a CD? How do you go about finding the talent?

2:24🔗 Basically these were guys that were with me behind the scenes on my project. So I decided to get them a shot as far as putting them in the spotlight and letting them shine with me as far as a group effort. So we put the group together, we went in, we made the idea of the Eastsiders. I went out and got a deal with TVT Records. We made it crack like that.

2:42🔗 Adam Now when you're on the record, when you make a deal like that, is part of the deal that you're on it, or do they work that kind of stuff in in advance? Or is that all up to you?

2:51🔗 Well, we went into this deal as a group. So all three of us are equal group members, you know, me, Trani, and Goldilock are the Eastsiders. So I went in as a group situation with them to make everybody know and understand that I got faith in these guys, and I feel like they own the same status as me. So giving them the opportunity to shine is just, you know, me giving back like opportunity was given to me.

3:10🔗 Adam And, you know, I don't know how to rap. I don't know if I've mentioned that before, but I can never figure out how the process works. Do you start? I know you got to get really stoned.

3:23🔗 Oh, definitely.

3:23🔗 Adam That's how you begin the process. But then do you start rapping and then put the music under it? Or you just listen to a beat or riff and start rapping with it? Do you write all this stuff down? It depends.

3:36🔗 Certain songs have different vibes, you know. Some songs we can hear the music and we can get a vibe off of that. Some songs we have a thought in our heads and we build the music based around that. So I mean, different songs have different vibes and it's just based on the way we smoking basically.

3:53🔗 And the Remy or the gin and juice we sipping.

3:57🔗 Adam And now do you got to like, see, here's my problem. Maybe I don't get stoned enough, but when I do get stoned, I can't remember anything I said or did. And so if I came up with a good rap when I was stoned, I wouldn't remember it the next day. Do you got to write it down?

4:13🔗 Caller Do you got to record it? If you record it, that's the best way to remember it. And the public will help you remember it because they will enjoy it. And that's what we usually do. We usually don't remember what we said yesterday until we hear like 30 or 40 times on the radio or on the video, you know what I'm saying? A lot of times we can get on stage and don't even know the words to the song because it was a spur of the moment song.

4:31🔗 Adam Well, when you're thinking about it, when it comes to you, when you're driving your car or wherever you are, don't you have to write it down?

4:38🔗 Caller No, we don't have to write it down. We got good memories, real good memories. The kind of medicine we got, it keeps your memory, you dig?

4:47🔗 Yeah.

4:49🔗 Caller We got Orange-Himers, purple people.

4:53🔗 Adam All right, Snoop also is doing a movie coming up. He's going to be shooting in Canada called Bones, which has Pam Graham and Laurence Fishburne in it. And what's that about, Bones?

5:08🔗 Caller It's basically, it's a horror movie. It's going to be off the hook. It's never before been seen, this type of movie, represent black horror movies without a comedy involved. It's just a real good movie. And New Line Cinema putting up the money for it. It's going to be a beautiful thing. It should be out either October 2000 or either early 2001 release. But it's going to be a hell of a movie.

5:33🔗 Adam Doctor, what part are you playing in it, by the way?

5:36🔗 Caller Who, me? Yeah. I am Jimmy Bones, so I'm the whole thing.

5:40🔗 Adam You kill people?

5:41🔗 Caller I'm the whole thing. If it's a horror movie and I'm the star, you know I'm the whole thing. Hell, yeah.

5:46🔗 Adam What do you kill people with?

5:48🔗 Caller It depends. I don't know. I could kill them with anything. I probably got a dog that do the killing for me.

5:52🔗 Adam You hit them over the head with a bong or something?

5:54🔗 Caller Probably, or a bag of zigzags.

6:00🔗 Adam Dr. Dre, Nate Dog, and Warren G., by the way, are all on this CD as well. I guess we'll just take some calls. You guys jump in. Jennifer?

6:08🔗 Yeah.

6:09🔗 Adam You're 15? What's up?

6:13🔗 Caller I have a question for Snoop. What do you think seriously about white rappers?

6:22🔗 Caller Seriously, I don't pay attention to what they face look like. I pay attention to the musical value of it, and the efforts that they put in as far as making good music. And the ones that I hear so far, the Limp Biscuits, the M&M's, Kid Rocks, they do a great job at it. And I push the next white rapper to continue to do what they do. And it's not about your face, or what color you are, because music is an expression of all people. So it's really not about what color you are, it's about how good you're making the music.

6:49🔗 Caller So you are not even slightly racist whatsoever?

6:52🔗 Caller No, I got a whole bunch of white friends. I grew up with a lot of white kids. I went to a white junior high school. I mean, I'm not racist at all. I mean, my mama taught me to be equal about every situation I'm involved in.

7:02🔗 Caller That's really good. What do you think about a female white rapper?

7:06🔗 Caller I'm looking for one. Why, are you one? Let's break it in. Let me hear you buzz some.

7:13🔗 Caller Off the top.

7:15🔗 Caller Off the top.

7:15🔗 Caller It's not by me. Is that okay?

7:17🔗 Caller Okay, let me hear you.

7:19🔗 Caller Damn, baby, that sounds sexy. Here I go, here I go, here I go again. Man, okay, you done chillin, chillin. Mindin my business, you sold to those around, and I couldn't believe it. I swear.

7:51🔗 Caller Wow.

7:52🔗 Adam Hey, that's pretty good. You're white. And you're a woman? Yeah, that's solid.

7:57🔗 You got some rhythm.

7:59🔗 Adam All right, where do you live? Baltimore. All right, that's too far. Sorry.

8:04🔗 Caller Go Ravens.

8:06🔗 Yeah, you flowing, though. You flowing. Keep on flowing.

8:09🔗 Adam Hold on. I don't rap, but I just came up with a great name for myself if I did rap.

8:14🔗 Caller What would it be?

8:14🔗 Adam As a white rapper male, Man-Naze, you know, with a Z. Like M-A-N and end it with a Z.

8:23🔗 Caller Man-Aze.

8:26🔗 Adam And you bill me as a white male rapper who can't actually rap. That's the twist and doesn't claim to. I got the bakhan like John Mock and Roe. That beach steps up, I'm smocking the hole. I do a little Russian rap every once in a while. Beaches ain't theirs, but holes and freaks suck on these balls and leak on these. Come on, you got to get me on the next one.

8:53🔗 Caller Yeah, you did that.

8:54🔗 You did that.

8:55🔗 Caller Yeah, you're going to get on the next album.

8:57🔗 That's the other meal.

9:00🔗 Adam Del, you're 15.

9:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:01🔗 Adam What's up?

9:02🔗 Caller Well, there's this girl that I really have a crush on at the I'm at the Y Circus. And I once I was wondering if I because I've never I'm and I'm home schooled. So my mom's like really protective. And I have like no cool clue on how to ask a girl out. I've never been with a girl in my life.

9:21🔗 Adam Yeah, that's the problem with home schooling. Yeah.

9:24🔗 Caller It made me sad when I heard this thing about it.

9:26🔗 Tell him how to handle that Goldilocks.

9:28🔗 Caller Hey, check this out. Well, you can ask your mom for advice. Or you can go ahead and ask her for her phone number. And what you do is you go to your ex and you ask him.

9:44🔗 He ain't never had a girl.

9:45🔗 Caller He ain't never had a girl?

9:46🔗 No.

9:46🔗 Caller Well, look, check this out. Oh, this is a girl, man.

9:48🔗 Caller This is a dude.

9:49🔗 This is a dude.

9:50🔗 Adam Listen, if I-

9:51🔗 Caller He's 15 and he ain't never had a girl before.

9:52🔗 Adam Now he's never going to get one.

9:54🔗 Best Of He thought it was a girl.

9:56🔗 Adam Hey, Dell, listen. Let me tell you, if I kept my kid at home for home schooling, I would bring him home a hooker at least once a semester. Because that's part of the, I mean, that's part of life. Hey, Dell, what do you mean?

10:09🔗 Best Of He's gay.

10:10🔗 Adam What did you say about the circus, Dell?

10:12🔗 Caller Well, it's like, you know, the YMCA?

10:16🔗 Best Of Yeah.

10:16🔗 Caller Well, they have like a circuit. It's like for teens and kids, they do like acts and stuff. Like, I don't know, just all sorts of different things. And then after like the end of the year, like before we go, like before most kids would go back to school, then we do like a performance for all the parents and whoever wants to come.

10:35🔗 Adam Why are you doing homeschooling though? Why doesn't your mom let you go to school?

10:38🔗 Caller It's not really my choice.

10:41🔗 Adam Yeah, but why doesn't your, why don't your parents let you go to school?

10:45🔗 Caller Oh, I don't know. They're like, I mean, they're like into the hardcore Christian stuff and I don't know.

10:51🔗 Caller So if you try to get you some, you ain't gonna be able to get none cause they're gonna be all in the room with you. It's gonna be real difficult. So what I suggest that you do, if you like somebody, you know what I'm saying? If you like a girl, you should just, you know, try to get at her and ditch school. You know what I'm saying? Miss school one time. You know what I'm saying? Even though it's at home, try to miss school.

11:11🔗 Adam That's a disaster. You don't realize that three quarters of schools is socialization. I mean, it's to meet people, interact with people, play on sports teams. It's not just about what you learn. As a matter of fact, if you really thought about what you learned, especially in junior high and high school, you could probably fit it into a thimble. You know what I mean? I mean, how much did you actually learn? How much knowledge did you pick up in high school as opposed to-

11:34🔗 Caller You already had the knowledge.

11:35🔗 Adam As opposed to what you learned about interacting with people. That's the most important thing. Hey, Alfonso.

11:41🔗 Yeah.

11:41🔗 Adam You're 16.

11:43🔗 Hey, what's up? I want to say first up to Snoop Dogg. You're my favorite rapper and you're awesome. And except Adam Corolla, you're incredibly funny. I have a question for you.

11:51🔗 Adam I'm going by mayonnaise. Now on. OK.

11:55🔗 I was wondering if you're going to sing with the Red Hot Chili Peppers again.

11:58🔗 Caller Yeah, we just might pull that off. You like it then, huh?

12:01🔗 Yeah, it was pretty good.

12:02🔗 Caller Yeah, I like it.

12:03🔗 Adam At the Billboard Awards? Yeah, I watched that.

12:05🔗 Sounded good.

12:05🔗 Adam Yeah, I was standing right there.

12:07🔗 It's new.

12:08🔗 Adam Remember? I saw you at the Billboard Awards.

12:10🔗 Caller Yeah, exactly. It was a beautiful thing. It was special.

12:13🔗 Adam He doesn't remember that.

12:15🔗 Caller I remember a whole lot of things.

12:17🔗 Adam You have any other questions there, Afonso?

12:20🔗 If you're going to sing with Will Smith ever?

12:24🔗 Best Of No?

12:25🔗 Caller Negative.

12:26🔗 Negative?

12:27🔗 All right, later.

12:28🔗 Adam All right. What's up with Will Smith?

12:31🔗 Caller He's cool. That's my homeboy. Yeah.

12:33🔗 Adam Why won't you sing with him then?

12:36🔗 Caller He's doing his, I'm doing mine. I wouldn't want to hurt his image or hurt what he's trying to do right now. Because I'm going to bring a bag of weed with me. I'm going to bring a bunch of homeboys with me.

12:45🔗 Adam Oh, is he like too white or something?

12:48🔗 Caller No, it's not that he's too white. I mean, he's doing his and I wouldn't want to disrespect his. You know what I'm saying? If I was to make it to that side of the game, I wouldn't want nobody bringing that element to my game as well.

12:58🔗 Adam All right.

12:58🔗 Best Of Respect.

13:00🔗 Adam It's mayonnaise, by the way. Come on. Thank you. Mayonnaise.

13:04🔗 Mayonnaise.

13:05🔗 Adam There you go.

13:06🔗 Caller My main, main mayonnaise.

13:07🔗 Adam I end it with a Z, but it's M-A-N.

13:10🔗 Caller That's my main, main mayonnaise.

13:13🔗 Adam Larry?

13:14🔗 Yeah.

13:14🔗 Adam You're 30. What's up?

13:16🔗 Caller Yeah, when I get an erection, my penis curves to the left and I was wondering if this was normal and what I could do to fix it.

13:23🔗 Adam How far does it go? It doesn't go into your ass, does it? There's a full wraparound. You wouldn't have to leave the house if that happened.

13:34🔗 Caller I'd say about 45 degrees.

13:36🔗 Caller You know what you should do? You start jacking off to the right, pull it to the right next time and you're even it out.

13:41🔗 Caller Yeah, you drain it.

13:42🔗 Adam Have you shown it to your doctor?

13:44🔗 Caller No, not yet.

13:44🔗 Adam Yeah, well, here's the problem. You got to get an erection in front of your doctor in order for him to evaluate it, right? What do you mean no? It doesn't curve unless it's erect, right?

13:52🔗 Caller I think you should get some head in the jacuzzi.

13:54🔗 Caller I said by a black female. Yeah.

13:59🔗 Adam Hey, let me give my theory about the black penis while I got the ball. No, this is good. You know they're always talking about how black guys have a bigger penis than white guys, right? And I was thinking about it and I was thinking, well, it seems like it's true. But then I realized the only black penis I've seen is in porn movies. And of course they all got big Johnsons because they wouldn't let the brothers in unless they had a big Johnson. You couldn't put a black guy in a porn movie with a pinky worth of penis. You know what I'm saying?

14:29🔗 They got some guys.

14:30🔗 Adam So they have huge, they have huge schlongs, all the guys. And that's the only black penis that most white people ever really see. So I think white people assume black penis is bigger, but maybe it's not really bigger. But here's my other theory. Now, I know you guys are going to have to listen hard with this one. But you know how bodybuilders, they always sun themselves? Even the white guys are black when it comes to bodybuilding. There's no albino bodybuilders. They're real black. They're real dark because it shows off the definition. Their muscles look bigger. So you show me, you show me a black penis and put it next to a lily white, pink penis. The black penis is going to look bigger because it's darker. It's more definition.

15:11🔗 Caller I didn't want to see that and I don't want to see those two penis inside like that.

15:16🔗 Caller Okay, if you get a white mouth and a black mouth and then you put the black penis by the white penis, which one's going to be the lowest?

15:25🔗 Adam Wow, that's heavy. That's like if a black penis falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it. Trey or Trey?

15:32🔗 Caller Hello.

15:34🔗 Adam Trey, you're 15.

15:36🔗 Caller Hi.

15:36🔗 Adam What's up?

15:38🔗 Caller I have white dots on my shlong right on the, where the head curves into the shaft.

15:47🔗 Adam Right.

15:48🔗 Caller Right where the foreskin attaches to the head.

15:50🔗 Adam Yeah. You got white dots there?

15:52🔗 Caller Yeah, little white dots, like the size of the tip of a lead on a pencil.

15:56🔗 Adam Right.

15:57🔗 Caller There's like 30 of them and I want to know what it is.

16:01🔗 Adam You want to?

16:02🔗 Caller That sounds like some, Gingivitis.

16:04🔗 Caller Baby had Gingivitis when she gave you.

16:07🔗 Caller Yeah. That's that second disease on the chart. I forgot what they call it. Start with an S on the STD chart.

16:15🔗 Adam That's a, no, it's pearly penile papules, right?

16:17🔗 Caller No, not syphilis. Yeah, chancroid. I think you got chancroid, man.

16:23🔗 Caller That's when you're getting hit by somebody that got sores in their mouth and they put the sores on the end of your thing at the end of the night, because you really weren't paying attention.

16:31🔗 Adam Yeah, but I bet he doesn't even got that. Trey?

16:33🔗 Caller Yeah?

16:34🔗 Adam Have you been with a woman?

16:36🔗 Caller I got hit for my girlfriend like nine times.

16:38🔗 Caller Yeah, she's got some.

16:40🔗 Caller Yeah, you got chancroid, man. Go to see your nearest health department.

16:45🔗 Caller I've had these like for like a year.

16:47🔗 Adam You had them before you had her?

16:49🔗 Best Of Yeah.

16:49🔗 Caller Oh, you had them a year ago?

16:51🔗 Best Of Yeah.

16:53🔗 Adam It's like a Cheech and Chong movie in here, by the way.

16:57🔗 Caller What do you jack off with? Grease, lotion or water?

17:00🔗 Caller Sulfur-Aid or something?

17:02🔗 Caller No, no. I just take it just straight to the hand.

17:04🔗 Caller No sandpaper? No sandpaper?

17:06🔗 Caller Nope.

17:06🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Trey, go to a dermatologist and have him look at it.

17:10🔗 Caller And I have a theory...

17:12🔗 Caller Put some clear cell on them. You said they white. Put some clear cell on them.

17:16🔗 Caller Tell your female to use mouthwash.

17:19🔗 Caller I have a theory on why people think black penis is bigger.

17:22🔗 Best Of All right.

17:24🔗 Caller You know how back... Some tribes in Africa, they have the women, they have their clitorises removed.

17:31🔗 Best Of Yeah.

17:32🔗 Caller So the black guys, after a while, through evolution, get bigger penises for more stimulation for the female.

17:39🔗 Adam All right. That was a more retarded answer than mine.

17:43🔗 Caller That's why you got dots all over your mouth. I want you to hold something before you leave.

17:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

17:47🔗 Best Of Hold this thing and get the out of here.

17:51🔗 Adam The white man has put him through. That's basically it. So it's payback. That's the way I look at it.

17:57🔗 Caller But it could be a curse, too, you know, to have a big...

18:00🔗 Adam Well, that's one chance.

18:04🔗 Best Of All right.

18:05🔗 Caller Let's see.

18:07🔗 Adam Erica.

18:08🔗 Hi.

18:08🔗 Adam You're 20.

18:10🔗 Caller Okay. Well, I want to know if you can get pregnant on your period.

18:15🔗 Caller Why would you be doing it on your period? You...

18:17🔗 Best Of That's nasty.

18:18🔗 Caller That's terrible.

18:20🔗 Best Of That's not too...

18:20🔗 Caller It's not human.

18:21🔗 Caller That's not too sanitary right there. Yuck. Don't do that. That's the way diseases are easily spread.

18:28🔗 Caller And we know you didn't use a condom.

18:30🔗 Caller You're 20.

18:30🔗 Adam And it's dangerous because that Maxi-Pad can get pushed way up in there.

18:34🔗 Caller I guess they say if a mother can walk through mud, he can get blood.

18:40🔗 Adam I think... I think we may have to bleep a few of those words out there, Snoop. How are you doing there, Anderson?

18:50🔗 Caller Anderson's busy tonight.

18:51🔗 Adam You know what's funny? You know what this... You know what's inside of this envelope I'm holding here, Snoop? It's a decency obscenity clause I have to sign at the end of the show.

19:03🔗 Caller My bad. You should let me read it before we get on the air.

19:05🔗 Adam That's all right. That's all right. Hey, Erica? Yeah? Yeah, don't do that, all right? Let me float another theory, black man versus white man, for just one second here. Black guys don't like going down on women as much as white guys. Is that true? Yeah. Yeah. Now, that's smart. I think that's a good quality, by the way. And maybe it's because they have the larger penis, they don't have to spend as much time down there with the oral sex. But there are certain things that are inherent to certain cultures. And I've always, because whenever I talk to black guys on the football team, they'd always say, I won't eat nothing that gets up and walks away when I'm done. That was always the line they gave me. And it made me think about it. Am I right about that?

19:50🔗 Caller I won't eat nothing that will bleed once a month and don't die and get up and walk away.

19:57🔗 Adam Right. All right. So I'm right on that one. There you go. Scott?

20:04🔗 Yeah.

20:04🔗 Adam What's up? You're 18.

20:06🔗 Caller Yeah. First of all, I got to say, you guys are awesome. I've listened to you for like two years. You guys are just the awesomest.

20:12🔗 Best Of Thanks.

20:13🔗 Caller Well, I got a little problem with my girlfriend's dad.

20:16🔗 Best Of Yeah.

20:16🔗 Caller Whoop his ass.

20:19🔗 Caller Well, it seems that every time when I'm at my girlfriend's house, she'll either go take a shower or go in the other room or something, and he'll come up to me and start hitting on me.

20:29🔗 Caller Like trying to get with you, like want to be your boyfriend or hitting on you like punching you?

20:33🔗 Caller Like hitting on me like want to be my boyfriend.

20:35🔗 Caller You mean her dad is gay?

20:37🔗 Caller Yeah. I don't know. He's had two wives, and my girlfriend's stepmom now, she's pretty hot, and I don't know why he'd want to get with a man.

20:48🔗 Caller He's probably checking to see if you're gay. Do you act feminine?

20:53🔗 Caller No, not at all. He'll like say, you know, he'll tell me to stand up, and then he'll be like, touch me. I mean, I don't really want to.

21:01🔗 Adam All right. Well, listen, why are you hanging around there?

21:03🔗 Best Of Touch me.

21:05🔗 Adam Well, listen, you want to bang my daughter? You got to pay the fiddler. That's what the guy's saying.

21:13🔗 Caller That's pretty much what he told me.

21:14🔗 Caller And if he's gay, you got to pay the fiddler.

21:16🔗 Caller Oh, my goodness.

21:18🔗 I know you want these nuts.

21:19🔗 Caller Hey, you know what you need to do? Now, you need to take your little tape recorder. You know, those little mini recorders you can pick up at Radio Shack for about 30, 40 bucks?

21:28🔗 Best Of Yeah.

21:28🔗 Caller Yeah, you need to take that and have that in your pocket next time he rub on your ass.

21:32🔗 Best Of Right.

21:33🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying? And then you'll have evidence why he's whispering in your ear and blackmail the son of a bitch.

21:39🔗 Caller Yep. Next time he squeezed those little cheeks of yours, you get him on tape.

21:44🔗 Best Of All right, Scott.

21:45🔗 Adam Very sound.

21:45🔗 Caller Square cheeks.

21:47🔗 Caller Tell his daughter.

21:48🔗 Best Of He needs consequences.

21:50🔗 Caller Tell his daughter.

21:51🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. Goldiloke, Trady and Snoop Dogg are off.

21:56🔗 Caller Eastside.

21:58🔗 Caller Doghouse Records.

21:59🔗 Caller Square cheeks.

22:02🔗 Adam The Eastsiders are all here.

22:05🔗 Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

22:09🔗 Adam Well, it's worth hearing.

22:41🔗 Caller Welcome back to the Best of Loveline.

22:42🔗 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. From time to time, we play this puke sound effect. Do you know the one I'm talking about, Drew?

22:50🔗 Drew It's unmistakable. Yeah.

22:52🔗 Adam That was Laid Down by Who?

22:54🔗 Drew David Alan Gura, and we're gonna revisit that visit.

22:57🔗 Adam Tonight.

22:58🔗 Caller Aren't you from, I'm from Detroit.

23:00🔗 Drew Detroit.

23:01🔗 Best Of You know where I'm from? I'm from a town called None of Your Damn Business.

23:04🔗 Adam Sorry, bro.

23:05🔗 Best Of Now let's stick to these calls.

23:06🔗 Adam Sorry, but we're still going boxing, right?

23:08🔗 Best Of We are, and I'm gonna call you back. The world is my witness. I'm very hard at making friends. It's very hard. Don't you agree, Dr. Drew, the older you get, people calling you, hey, man, what's the thing out? You're like, I'm too tired. Well, you are because you're addicted to your work.

23:23🔗 Adam Stop pushing me away, though.

23:24🔗 Best Of Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

23:26🔗 Adam Nikki?

23:27🔗 Yeah?

23:28🔗 Adam You're 24.

23:29🔗 Caller Yeah.

23:29🔗 Adam What's up?

23:30🔗 Caller Well, okay. Yesterday, I had just got a sample of the new Trojan Supercondra condom because I figured out that the normal latex condoms, they burn and sting me. And my boyfriend tried it and it started burning and stinging him. So we...

23:52🔗 Adam Maybe it was on Inside Out.

23:54🔗 Caller No, I made sure that. I'm the one who put it on.

23:56🔗 Adam I was just making a joke.

23:58🔗 Caller Okay. All right. I've tried the Norplant. That really screwed my system. I don't want to get on birth control because I have heart problems and I smoke.

24:11🔗 Drew What is your heart problem?

24:13🔗 Caller I was born with a heart murmur.

24:16🔗 Drew Due to what?

24:17🔗 Caller I don't know that. My mom just told me I had a heart murmur once.

24:20🔗 Drew All right. So you need to have that evaluated to see if you still have any valve dysfunction. But that does not preclude you from taking the birth control pill.

24:27🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

24:28🔗 Drew You're under 35, so smoking obviously is not a good idea, but it doesn't add the added risk that you have to worry about over 35.

24:34🔗 Caller Okay.

24:35🔗 Drew So the pill is fine for you.

24:36🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

24:36🔗 Drew But you need to stop smoking. You need to stop smoking, provided you get the echocardiogram to make sure your heart valve is...

24:42🔗 Caller Yeah. And I promised Adam, my boyfriend Adam, that I would tell Adam that he loves your show, he loves everything you do.

24:51🔗 Drew Do you have asthma, Nikki?

24:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

24:52🔗 Best Of Thank you.

24:53🔗 Drew You have asthma and you smoke?

24:54🔗 Best Of Oh, yeah. My girlfriend doesn't.

24:55🔗 Caller No, I don't have asthma.

24:56🔗 Adam You don't have asthma.

24:57🔗 Best Of How much do you smoke a day, baby?

24:59🔗 Caller Huh?

24:59🔗 Best Of How much do you smoke a day, baby?

25:01🔗 Caller Half a pack to a pack.

25:03🔗 Best Of You liar. How much do you smoke a day?

25:05🔗 Caller Half a pack to a pack.

25:06🔗 Best Of How much do you smoke a day?

25:08🔗 Caller Half a pack to a pack.

25:09🔗 Best Of All right, no further questions.

25:10🔗 Adam The packs she buys have 55 cigarettes in them, though. All right, Nikki.

25:14🔗 Best Of Doesn't she sound really together and stuff?

25:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

25:17🔗 Best Of All right, she's crazy. Listen, let me ask you something. My favorite condom was the Ramsey's.

25:22🔗 Drew I bet they could try the polyurethane condoms, too.

25:24🔗 Best Of Was it? Is it Ramsey's? It's like in a silver box, and all of a sudden, they're gone.

25:29🔗 Drew Oh, and now it's all directs.

25:31🔗 Best Of But the Ramsey's, they don't even make them anymore.

25:33🔗 Drew It's all directs. They folded them all into the same brand, directs.

25:36🔗 Best Of Oh, I'm so angry.

25:36🔗 Adam Hey, David, I got a buddy who can still get you something.

25:38🔗 Best Of Those fit, because you got to get the right thickness. And you know what I mean, the thickness, because some of them feel are thicker than the others. And some of them are so thin, it's like putting on cellophane.

25:46🔗 Adam Now, see, a lot of guys want the thinness for the sensation, but I want the thickness for the width. Well, I want something.

25:53🔗 Best Of I want something thin enough that I can feel something, but not so thin. Literally, I've put on condoms that were like, they just leave like crumple in your hair, all like balled up in your hand. You can't make them work.

26:05🔗 Adam Yeah, you need a little something to work with.

26:06🔗 Caller I myself, I use the magnum.

26:08🔗 Talk about you, Adam.

26:11🔗 Adam I use a magnum, but I just use the end of it. I just use the reservoir at the end.

26:17🔗 Best Of You stuff all your packaging in there.

26:19🔗 Adam Off the magnum, it's the perfect size. Sarah?

26:24🔗 Yeah.

26:24🔗 Adam Yeah, what I'll do is I'll pull it all the way up to the reservoir and just tie the rest around my ass. What's up? You're 14, Sarah.

26:32🔗 Caller Yeah. My boyfriend, when he broke up with me, he said it was because I was like too overweight. But it's like I'm 5'3, and I weigh 120. And my bra size is C38. So I didn't think I was that overweight. But then he kept like telling me that I was. So I went on like a star diet. And when I eat, I throw up. And now like when I throw up, I have a lot of blood.

26:57🔗 Drew All right. Bleeding when you vomit is a medical emergency. Really?

27:01🔗 Adam That's bad news.

27:02🔗 Drew Yeah. It's probably from a tear in your esophagus. And you can bleed to death in a few minutes with that. So if that happens, you have to go to the emergency room.

27:11🔗 Caller Really?

27:12🔗 Adam How long have you been throwing up?

27:13🔗 Caller Just like two weeks.

27:15🔗 Adam Oh, all right. And you're doing it every day?

27:18🔗 Caller Like every other day or any time I eat. And I haven't been eating too much.

27:21🔗 Adam All right.

27:22🔗 Drew You must stop. This is a potential. Really?

27:24🔗 Best Of What is your weight? Do you know what your weight is right now?

27:26🔗 Caller Like 115, 120.

27:28🔗 Adam And what is up with your boyfriend that he said, I'm breaking up with you because you're fat?

27:32🔗 Caller Well, he didn't say it straight out. He was like, he was such a jerk. I hated him so much like after, because he was really sincere at first. And then after that, it was like when he broke up to me, he told my best friend, he's like, Oh, don't tell her this, but you know, I broke up with her because she was overweight. And like, you know, I'm really in love with you.

27:49🔗 Best Of Asshole. So hold on. So hold on. You hate him so much that now you're starving yourself and puking?

27:54🔗 Caller No, I mean, it's like, it's like, you know, I was like, okay, I had something really good with him. And it's like, it was so bad that something that good could like be over because of that. It was like, I didn't want it to happen again.

28:07🔗 Best Of Right. Dr. Drew, I got a camera.

28:11🔗 Adam Hey, Sarah, you got to get yourself checked out because blood came out when you vomited. All right?

28:19🔗 Caller All right.

28:20🔗 Adam And number two, you got to stop doing this. And number three, you have to sort of get your life in order a little bit.

28:27🔗 Caller Well, it's not really that bad.

28:28🔗 Adam Nah, there's something going on. A guy broke up with you, told your best friend you were chubby and now you're spinning out of control. I mean, something's, you're not on solid ground here. Something's up.

28:41🔗 Caller Well, it's not like really bad. It's like, you probably think it is, but it's not like awful.

28:46🔗 Drew Is there? You've had a life-threatening complication already.

28:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

28:50🔗 Drew Okay, that's bad enough. Okay?

28:52🔗 Adam Alright, so what? Go to the hospital.

28:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

28:54🔗 Adam You gotta get checked out.

28:56🔗 Drew Plus, she's gonna have electrolyte problems, could get heart problems, kidney problems from this.

29:00🔗 Best Of Guys, can we deal with my medical problems? Dr. Drew, I think I'm coming down with the flu now. I saw on TV that little thing that you spray in your mouth.

29:07🔗 Drew Rilenza. That's great.

29:07🔗 Best Of Yeah, does that really work?

29:08🔗 Drew Oh, it's awesome.

29:09🔗 Best Of Can you kick me down a prescription? Because it just started today. Why do you need a- Come on, it's not addictive. Am I gonna get high off of it?

29:15🔗 Adam Why do you need a prescription for that?

29:17🔗 Drew It's antiviral medicine.

29:18🔗 Best Of Come- Would you give me a prescription, please? And while you're at it, give me some- Dilaudid.

29:24🔗 Drew Yeah, do it.

29:24🔗 Best Of Please. Dr. Drew, come on, I need it. Come on, give me the flu stuff.

29:28🔗 Adam Drew, why stuff for a flu, though? I mean, why is that a prescription? Because it's powerful, because what? What's the danger?

29:35🔗 Drew Interaction with other medications.

29:37🔗 Best Of I'm not on any medication.

29:38🔗 Drew They actually started having some problems this year. It created problems with people with asthma and lung disease.

29:43🔗 Best Of I don't have any of that. Please, may I have the prescription?

29:45🔗 Adam You got something in your trunk, a sampler or something, don't you, Drew?

29:47🔗 Best Of Come on. Dr. Drew, come on. Hey, you are so-

29:52🔗 Adam Yeah, he's tight. Rebecca?

29:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

29:55🔗 Adam You're 18.

29:56🔗 Caller Hi.

29:56🔗 Caller What's up?

29:58🔗 Caller Since August, I've been ecstasy about seven times.

30:01🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:01🔗 Caller And I was wondering if, like lately for the past couple of weeks, I've been kind of depressed and my boyfriend thinks it might be because of all the ecstasy I've done.

30:09🔗 Drew It sure could be.

30:10🔗 Best Of How old are you? You're 18?

30:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:11🔗 Best Of What does ecstasy do to you?

30:14🔗 Caller It makes me feel good.

30:15🔗 Best Of I'm not talking to you, dear. I'm talking to the doctor.

30:17🔗 Drew In terms of the damaging it does? Yeah. It's just mood disturbances, panic attacks, they're very common and they can be persistent and severe sometimes. Right.

30:25🔗 Best Of All right, Dr. Drew, what about their new, they have Viagra, but they have this new one? I just was watching.

30:31🔗 Drew Well, there's a few coming out there yet. What's the difference? It's just going to be other medicines that affect the nitric oxide pathways.

30:41🔗 Best Of Is it true that Viagra works the same on women too?

30:45🔗 Drew It has some effect on women. There's anecdotes of women being able to have multiple orgasms, but really all it does is dilate arteries going into the penis.

30:53🔗 Caller Or into the love spot, you know what I'm saying? The glory hole, the twinkie hole, baby.

30:59🔗 Woo!

31:01🔗 Best Of The canyon, yay!

31:03🔗 Drew Taylor 21.

31:04🔗 Adam What's going on?

31:06🔗 Best Of About three years ago, I became paraplegic from a heart injury.

31:11🔗 Drew What injury?

31:13🔗 Adam Heart?

31:13🔗 Best Of One of my aortas on my heart got torn off in a wave running accident, and so my legs were without blood for about, I'd say, eight hours.

31:22🔗 Drew What happens is you get a tear in the aorta, and it clips off the vertebral artery to your back.

31:27🔗 Best Of Yes.

31:27🔗 Drew And then you get no blood supply to the spine.

31:29🔗 Best Of My legs, I can still feel them, but they just don't move.

31:33🔗 Drew No motor.

31:33🔗 Best Of And, but since, my question is, since I've become paraplegic, I've become a lot more sensitive, and I can ejaculate a lot more. I mean, sometimes, you know, eight, nine times, instead of like once, and then I'm done for the night, and I can sustain sex a lot longer. I'm wondering if that's normal.

31:53🔗 Drew Wow. I'm trying to understand, can you have eight, nine orgasms?

31:58🔗 Best Of Yeah, it depends on how, you know, how long until I actually get into it.

32:03🔗 Best Of You're a paraplegic, right? That means no feeling of the waist below?

32:06🔗 Best Of No, I can feel everything.

32:07🔗 Adam He doesn't have use of the legs.

32:09🔗 Best Of I can't move them, but I can feel them, and the feeling is a little bit numbed, like when your legs are coming out from being asleep.

32:15🔗 Best Of Are your muscles atrophied and everything?

32:17🔗 Best Of Yes.

32:20🔗 Adam But you get an erection, you have an orgasm, and you have more than you did before.

32:24🔗 Best Of Yeah, I mean, it don't take much.

32:26🔗 Drew That's not the routine thing. We were in Kentucky last week, and a kid in a wheelchair was saying he had erections, but no orgasm, so he didn't even try to have an orgasm, it seemed like.

32:36🔗 Best Of But did he have any sensation?

32:38🔗 Adam He didn't have sensation like you do. Maybe you just have more orgasms, because you got more time on your hands now. You're hanging around the house.

32:47🔗 Best Of Is this during sex with another person, or is this just when you're?

32:51🔗 Best Of Yeah, during sex with another person. I mean, sometimes even just like, you know, in the foreplay.

32:55🔗 Adam Yeah. You have the same girlfriend?

32:57🔗 Best Of Yeah.

32:58🔗 Adam That's good of her.

33:00🔗 Drew The system is quite different. I mean, a lot of this is mediated through spinal reflexes, so it makes sense that it would still.

33:05🔗 Best Of Even if it wasn't a spinal cord injury?

33:07🔗 Drew You did have a spinal cord injury.

33:08🔗 Best Of No, what happened was it was from lack of blood to my legs.

33:15🔗 Adam Was it lack of blood in the legs or the spinal cord?

33:17🔗 Best Of He said he ripped his aorta.

33:19🔗 Best Of I think it was like dorsal aorta or something like that.

33:21🔗 Drew No, it's your spinal cord is the problem. If it had been to your legs, your leg would be black and gangrene.

33:26🔗 Best Of Okay.

33:27🔗 Drew Okay, it's an artery midway down your aorta that hits the lower part of the spine, that if it gets torn, the aorta gets torn, it can clip off that artery.

33:35🔗 Adam Taylor, you do a fair amount of masturbating too? Oh, yeah. Hey, you know it's rough, though. I mean, being in a wheelchair and everything is clean up, isn't it?

33:46🔗 Best Of Not really, you know, because I mean, I don't have to cast or anything like that.

33:49🔗 Adam Right.

33:50🔗 Best Of So, you know, I got it better than most, but...

33:53🔗 Adam Right. No, you do, but what I'm saying is I'll squeeze one off in the shower every once in a while when I don't want to deal with the mess. You know what I mean?

33:59🔗 Best Of That's what I do anyways.

34:01🔗 Adam Oh, in the shower?

34:01🔗 Best Of Because of the evidence, yeah.

34:02🔗 Adam But you're sitting down, right?

34:04🔗 Best Of Yeah, in the shower chair.

34:05🔗 Drew Adam, I understand it's a problem for you, but the rest of the mail is all right.

34:08🔗 Adam How do you get in that shower chair? Can you do it yourself?

34:10🔗 Best Of Yeah.

34:11🔗 Adam Is that thing swing over to the tub?

34:13🔗 Best Of No, I just hop on the toilet and then hop into the bathtub.

34:16🔗 Adam I see. On the shower chair.

34:18🔗 Best Of Yeah.

34:18🔗 Adam Hey, you know what I got today, Taylor? You probably like it. I got my enema seat.

34:24🔗 Drew Oh, no.

34:25🔗 Adam In the mail.

34:27🔗 Drew It's been over a year.

34:28🔗 Adam Two years in the making.

34:29🔗 Caller Oh, my God. What's an enema seat?

34:31🔗 Adam My buddies, the great Jimmy Kimmel and Daniel Kelson from The Man Show, Daniel's one of the executive producers for Christmas, ordered me a toilet seat that you hook on to your... You get rid of your old toilet seat, you bolt it on. It has buttons, it has a water feed, it has a bunch of devices, it has a good day on a hearing.

34:52🔗 Best Of It's not an enema seat.

34:53🔗 Adam Swords that water right where it counts. Really? Nice and clean. You could eat off of my ass.

34:59🔗 Best Of Why, did you have problems before?

35:01🔗 Adam Nope.

35:01🔗 Drew Yeah, yes, your cleaning issues were there. You got a lot of hair there.

35:04🔗 Adam Well, I said it was like trying to get peanut butter out of shag carpet. But... Hey, well, you'll see when we hit the line. After we work out, David, when we hit the line...

35:18🔗 Caller I'm sorry, I just... I just...

35:28🔗 Best Of Sorry, guys. Go ahead.

35:29🔗 David, when we...

35:33🔗 Adam We'll hit the shower after we work out.

35:43🔗 Best Of Can I get some water, please?

35:44🔗 Caller You okay, man?

35:56🔗 Best Of All right.

36:06🔗 Adam That is- You okay, brother?

36:21🔗 I'm fine, I'm fine.

36:23🔗 Adam That is a great fight.

36:28🔗 Caller Why am I sorry? Man, oh.

36:32🔗 Best Of We can get them up in here.

36:33🔗 Best Of This is a mess.

36:35🔗 Caller Oh, man, oh, man.

36:36🔗 Drew All because you brought up that toilet seat.

36:38🔗 Best Of Oh, just please don't say it again.

36:42🔗 Adam Dave, it's just, you understand it's hairy down there.

36:51🔗 Caller I can't, I don't have anything left to give. Sometimes when I eat Mexican food, I think I reach the bottom.

37:10🔗 Adam Oh, sorry.

37:12🔗 Caller Dr. Drew apologies all around.

37:13🔗 Adam I'll have to use a moist towelette or something, you know, to really get in there or a bottle brush.

37:19🔗 Caller Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

37:21🔗 Caller Am I embarrassed here?

37:23🔗 Best Of Oh, guys, I'll just stay after and shampoo the old carpet here.

37:29🔗 Adam Oh, speaking of shampooing the carpet, I mean, I really get it caught up in there.

37:34🔗 Caller Adam, stop!

37:41🔗 Caller We'll be back.

38:24🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline.

38:25🔗 Drew So, did you put the seat on? You bolted down?

38:27🔗 Best Of Boy, am I embarrassed, guys.

38:29🔗 Drew Hang on a second. I want to hear if Adam had his first experience with this thing.

38:33🔗 Adam David Alan Greer is our guest tonight. He's composed himself. We've cleaned up and aired the studio out.

38:38🔗 Best Of Thanks a lot, guys. Apologies all around, guys, because that has never happened to me before.

38:49🔗 Adam What I was saying is my toilet seat finally came in. The one that gives you a little jet of water in the coolie there to really help you freshen up.

38:58🔗 Drew You got it figured out? It's all a plot of that.

39:00🔗 Adam Now, I literally got it this afternoon at the office. It's in the trunk of my car, and I've not hooked it up yet.

39:08🔗 Drew You can't wait to get home.

39:09🔗 Adam I sat on it out in the car, I put it on my car seat. Obviously, there's no water hook up to it though.

39:14🔗 Best Of You know, in Japan, they have like hot air that comes out after.

39:17🔗 Adam Really?

39:17🔗 Best Of Yeah, you can adjust to the whole thing. They have toilets. If you go to Japan, you can purchase a toilet that has hot air, music, sound systems. They got scents that I dispense after you do your business.

39:30🔗 Adam Wow, and you get the water and then the hot air first?

39:33🔗 Best Of Oh yeah, yeah, it dries the old butt cheeks off there.

39:36🔗 Adam Very nice.

39:37🔗 Best Of Beautiful.

39:37🔗 Adam Very nice.

39:38🔗 Drew It's like those hand dryers you put on.

39:40🔗 Best Of Yeah, I mean, yeah. Just to watch out, if the water's too hot, you'll pucker right up there, buddy.

39:45🔗 Best Of Really?

39:46🔗 Drew Wow.

39:47🔗 Best Of Yeah, that could be a stinger.

39:48🔗 Best Of Yeah.

39:48🔗 Adam I'll tell you, because I got a little hair down there.

39:52🔗 Best Of I'm going to step out, guys, because I can't go through what just happened here.

39:55🔗 Adam You fire up that soft swirl machine down there, and it's like running it through a dwarf's beard, and it gets a little messy down there. That's all.

40:06🔗 Best Of I'm going to try it out.

40:09🔗 Adam All right.

40:12🔗 Drew Here we go. Ryan. Ryan is 19.

40:15🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, guys? Hey, Ryan. What's up, Ryan? Nice talking to you guys. I got really messed up last couple of days as I came along here. Yesterday was Valentine's Day, and my girlfriend who had been thinking about dumping told me she's pregnant.

40:27🔗 Adam So you dumped her, or she dumped you? No.

40:30🔗 Caller I've been thinking about doing it, and-

40:32🔗 Adam Now she's pregnant?

40:33🔗 Yeah.

40:35🔗 Adam Well, that's all right. You believe in reincarnation? Well, you come back. It's something smarter.

40:40🔗 Drew How pregnant is she, do we think?

40:42🔗 Caller What's that?

40:43🔗 Drew How far along is she, do we think?

40:45🔗 Caller She doesn't quite know. She thinks around about six weeks.

40:47🔗 Best Of Do you know she's pregnant?

40:49🔗 Caller She says she thinks she is.

40:51🔗 Best Of Let me ask you one question. Did you have a talk with her and tell her, yeah, I think I want to dump you, before she told you she's pregnant?

40:59🔗 Caller I haven't had that talk yet. It was Valentine's Day, and she hit me.

41:02🔗 Best Of Well, hold on. Let me ask you one more question. Did you tell your friends?

41:05🔗 Caller No. I did tell my buddies.

41:06🔗 Best Of So, there's no way she could have found out that you were thinking about dumping her?

41:10🔗 Caller I don't think so.

41:10🔗 Drew Did she think that was coming from her?

41:12🔗 Adam What were you using for birth control? Anything?

41:14🔗 Caller Uh-huh. Not really.

41:15🔗 Adam All right.

41:15🔗 Caller She's pregnant.

41:16🔗 Best Of All right.

41:16🔗 Adam She's pregnant. Now, do you think she wants to keep the child?

41:21🔗 Caller I don't know how she feels about that. We really haven't discussed it.

41:25🔗 Best Of All right.

41:25🔗 Adam Well, don't get into the whole breakup stuff. Just have a talk with her. See where she's coming from. But for now, put that whole breakup business on hold. Because you don't want to freak around, and you don't want the baby to sort of become a bargaining tool.

41:39🔗 Best Of As a matter of fact, you know what you need to do? You need to go to the other extreme. You need to say, look here, baby, I love you so much. I can't wait to have children with you. But hey, let's do this right. Let's get this abortion and let's get married. I'm serious, Drew. You better lie your butt off to get her to do something.

41:55🔗 Adam I do agree with David on this one. Sean?

41:58🔗 Yes.

41:59🔗 Adam You're 29. What's up?

42:02🔗 Caller Real quick, Mr. Greer, I think you're an extremely entertaining entertainer. Sorry to repeat myself. And I vote for you to replace Adam, because I have a feeling Adam's not going to bring him around much longer on this show for some reason. It's just my gut feeling. So my problem is I got together with this girl this past weekend and I had unprotected sex with her. And I proceeded to ask her if she would take the morning after pill. And she hasn't done so yet, but she seems to think that she can take three standard...

42:48🔗 Adam Yeah, birth control pills.

42:49🔗 Caller Birth control pills in place of a morning after pill.

42:53🔗 Drew Well, which pills she has?

42:54🔗 Adam It depends what pills she's taken, but you had sex over the weekend, right?

42:57🔗 Caller Right, right. Sunday morning.

43:00🔗 Drew So you've lost Sunday morning, Monday to...

43:03🔗 Adam I mean, Saturday night kind of thing, late?

43:05🔗 Caller Well, but yeah, it was like five in the morning.

43:08🔗 Drew So you've got till five in the morning tomorrow. She took these pills already, right?

43:13🔗 Caller Actually, I need to call her right after I talk to you to find that out. I believe she has.

43:18🔗 Drew Which pill are we talking about?

43:20🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

43:20🔗 Drew Which pill does she use?

43:22🔗 Caller I don't know.

43:23🔗 Drew Well, it depends which one she uses.

43:24🔗 Adam All right. Well, tell Sean the pill that's going to work.

43:27🔗 Drew She can use two-ovral or four-low-ovral, and then repeats that 12 hours later.

43:36🔗 Caller Okay. O-ovral?

43:37🔗 Drew Or low-ovral?

43:39🔗 Caller That starts with an L.

43:41🔗 Drew Low-ovral. Right.

43:42🔗 Caller Okay.

43:42🔗 Drew Low-ovral. Low-ovral is four tablets and then repeat in 12 hours. O-ovral is two tablets and repeat in 12 hours.

43:49🔗 Adam You know what I like? I like those pain relief commercials where the guy goes, I can take one Aleve once every 10 years, or I can take 28 Tylenol every 15 minutes. And again, it holds a handful of them out there.

44:04🔗 Drew Right.

44:04🔗 Adam I never quite buy those. You know what I'm talking about?

44:08🔗 Drew Yeah, it's ridiculous. Look, they're equating pharmacology with effectiveness, and it doesn't make sense.

44:16🔗 Adam It doesn't.

44:17🔗 Drew No.

44:17🔗 Adam All right.

44:18🔗 Drew Hey, the pill only lasts four hours. So what?

44:21🔗 Adam Shannon?

44:22🔗 Caller Hi.

44:22🔗 Adam Year 16?

44:23🔗 Caller Yes.

44:24🔗 Adam What's up?

44:26🔗 Caller I was raped about a month ago, and I don't know how to tell my mom. The reason why is because when I was a child, I was severely molested nearly every day for about six years straight, and I told her, and she went into a deep depression and tried to commit suicide.

44:42🔗 Adam Oh, boy. What happened with the rape?

44:45🔗 Caller I was visiting someone in Las Vegas.

44:47🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. I've been raped in Vegas a few times, too. You know, I got like a 19, and the dealers got 16, and they have to hit.

44:56🔗 Best Of Asshole.

44:57🔗 Adam And they keep going until they get to 20 or 21.

45:01🔗 Best Of Who molested you when you were a child? Was it your dad?

45:03🔗 Caller My godfather, who I lived with.

45:06🔗 Best Of Why did you live with your godfather?

45:09🔗 Caller Because there's a lot of problems with my mom, and not knowing who my real father is and everything. And so at the time, my godfather was the one who was there for her. All right.

45:20🔗 Best Of Have you had a pregnancy test yet?

45:21🔗 Caller No.

45:22🔗 Best Of Have you gone to see a doctor?

45:24🔗 Drew How long ago did this happen?

45:25🔗 Caller It was about three weeks ago.

45:27🔗 Adam Who raped you in Vegas?

45:29🔗 Caller I don't know.

45:30🔗 Adam You don't know?

45:31🔗 Best Of Why not?

45:32🔗 Adam I mean, just told a stranger?

45:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:34🔗 Caller Where were you?

45:36🔗 Caller I was waiting for a friend to come get me, and they showed up late, and this guy grabbed me, and I don't even know where he took me.

45:46🔗 Adam How come? Where were you?

45:49🔗 Caller I was standing outside of a sports bar.

45:53🔗 Adam A guy grabbed you and took you somewhere in his car?

45:55🔗 Drew Like a knife point or something?

45:57🔗 Caller Uh-huh. He just left me there. Um, thank God. I mean, I'm so scared, like, for my life and everything, but...

46:06🔗 Adam And then he just walked, uh...

46:08🔗 Caller Yeah, he just left. And, um, luckily because I was... I know Vegas really well, I was able to get back to busy streets and find my way back to my friend's house, but I never said anything. I just told him that I got lost.

46:26🔗 Adam Wow. Oh, boy. Well, Shannon, we know from doing this show that when someone gets victimized for a long time, early on in life, somehow victimizers then sniff them out later on in life, and I'm sure that's what happened to you. Now, your mom is a real piece of work here, and your problem is, is you're shouldering a lot of burdens here. You have your step, what your step, I should say, godfather did to you. Then you have, you know, you don't want to tell her about this guy, and your mom is so precariously balanced emotionally that you're scared to treat her like a mom.

46:59🔗 Drew Like an adult, right. But she's not going to be of much use to her either, if she does tell her. Why tell your mom?

47:04🔗 Best Of Yeah, I don't really, I think what she needs to do is go to a doctor. Get checked out. Find out if you're pregnant. Worry about telling your mom later. What you first need to do is worry about yourself and your health.

47:14🔗 Drew And get into some help for the trauma, the abuse recovery.

47:18🔗 Adam Shannon, you have to get some therapy. You have to get with a group. You have to talk to people, or otherwise, this stuff is going to keep happening.

47:25🔗 Caller Well, actually, it's fine that you said that, though, because I just recently, three months ago, was my last therapy session for the last thing that went on for six years.

47:37🔗 Drew How long were you in therapy for?

47:39🔗 Caller I was in therapy for like nine months, I think.

47:44🔗 Drew Hey, that's not even the beginning.

47:46🔗 Adam Shannon, I've said this a bunch of times. Here's what happened to me in my childhood. My dad missed a couple of Pop Warner football games. I've been in therapy for seven years. Tell it, brother. And still need another seven. Do you know what I'm saying?

47:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

47:59🔗 Adam If I'd been molested, as many times as you had, I'd probably move in and just have all my meals sent to the therapist's office.

48:07🔗 Caller I actually did, I lived in a youth shelter.

48:09🔗 Adam Well, there you go. All right, Shannon, you need to talk, you need to get involved with groups, you need to talk to counselors, you need to get back to that.

48:17🔗 Drew Absolutely.

48:17🔗 Adam All right, and you need to get yourself checked out at the doctor because of what happened to you.

48:22🔗 Drew That's TD is awesome.

48:23🔗 Best Of All right, we'll be back after this.

48:25🔗 Caller We about to get funky, yo.

48:26🔗 Caller Did it.

48:28🔗 This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

48:31🔗 Drew We'll be right back.

49:12🔗 Adam Welcome back to the Best of Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Next up, Lit.

49:17🔗 Drew Couple of great guys.

49:18🔗 Adam AJ and Jeremy. Yeah, success has not spoiled these kids.

49:22🔗 Drew No, no, no. I've been a while since we'd seen them too.

49:24🔗 Adam All right, well, let's give a listen. Al and Kevin have given way to AJ and Jeremy, who are here. Hello. Representing the third and fourth quarters of the band, Lit. Place and Son's the name of the CD, but we're gonna hear something off the new soundtrack that they contributed to, Titan, which is the name of the anima... Well, not computer animator.

49:49🔗 Drew Well, it's animated and computer animator, right?

49:51🔗 Adam And it's done by Fox and it's gonna be out in June, so I hear. And looks good. You know what I like about these? You make the women look like however you want them to look. And it's usually guys at the helm of the computer, so it's really big up top, really narrow around the hip and big mouths and no zits and it's great.

50:15🔗 Caller And the voice of Drew Barrymore. I have one of those mugs. Were you guys on that?

50:19🔗 Drew No, they've all been up here. Oh, that's cool. VIP.

50:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

50:22🔗 Caller That's my morning mug every day. Mine, too. It's perfect size.

50:24🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, that's what you said.

50:26🔗 Adam Yeah, I use my VIP mug, too, and it's black, so nothing shows up on it, too. It's nice. Lord knows how many rings are in that thing you're not even aware of.

50:35🔗 Drew So you were talking during the break about your experience with the fire department.

50:38🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, yeah, it was harping. Where the hell is that? I got a whole bunch of emails complaining about some racist comment I made a couple of weeks ago or something, and anyone who listens to the show knows I make sexist, racist comments all night long. That's my bread and butter, right, Drew?

50:58🔗 Drew That's you.

50:59🔗 Adam Thank you. But I don't leave anyone out. I include the whites, the blacks, the Hispanics, the gays, the Lesbos, the Jews. I pack them all in. It just depends on what night you're listening and how close you are to a pad and pencils. You can write your local affiliate. But one thing I did take a little offense to when I was reading through this stack of emails that's so large now that I can't find the one that I wanted to talk about is one that sort of accused me of being rich and lily white and growing up in a life of privilege. And Drew, if you can, I underlined it actually. I don't know where the hell it went to. It's got my pen on it.

51:40🔗 Caller I think you shoved it in the glove box of your new beamer.

51:42🔗 Adam That's right.

51:45🔗 Caller Sent somebody to run out there and get it real quick.

51:47🔗 Adam I had to move a 9mm in a sack of cocaine aside to squeeze it in there, but I did squeeze it into the glove box. Drew, did I not get it in that pile? Where the hell is it? Ah yes, there we go. So anyway, this is written to me or e-mail to me from Adela Rosa Ramos, and it says, well, it's got a lot of bad stuff in here, but it says, obviously, I take for granted my white skin and my gender, not to mention my high socioeconomic status. It gives me preference and many opportunities in these United States over a disadvantaged minority. Well, let me just address that for a second. Yes, I'm white, and yes, I am a male. Did that help me? No. I don't believe it did, because when I got out of high school, I started cleaning carpets for a living with coincidentally a lot of Hispanic guys, by the way. But we cleaned carpets. Well, they weren't having a good time either. And then when I was done cleaning carpets, I dug ditches and worked on construction sites. I was a laborer, and I worked my way up to glorified labor. And a couple of years into it, I said to myself, there's got to be a better life for myself, because there were no grants for white males. There are no scholarships. There's no nothing. I didn't get anything. And I didn't qualify for anything. And I wasn't going anywhere. So what I do, I drove my moped over to the local fire department at age, I think it was about 21. And I thought, I can be a fireman because I got a strong back. I got the balls as big as all outdoors. And they pay 35 grand a year. And you only have to work like three days on and four days off or something. This seemed like a dream gig for me, especially at the time. So I went over to the fire department and they said, well, fill out this application and we'll call you for a test date. You do a written test and then you do a physical test. And we'll be phoning you. So I waited by my phone for about four years and then the phone rang one day. And it said, you have a test date to take your fireman test. Four years ago, I signed up for this test date. I went down to Hollywood High where they had where they conducted it on a Saturday. At that point, I wasn't even interested in being a fireman anymore. It's just I figured if I waited four years to be sodomized, I'd go down on a Saturday and get in that line. I got in line and there was a black female who was in line behind me. I was sitting there complaining as I normally do and I said, Oh, Christ, four years I've been waiting for this thing. I turned around to her and I said, When did you sign up over at the fire station? She said, Wednesday. I said, Wednesday? That was three days ago. She said, That's right. I signed up four years ago. Well, she was about five one and didn't look like she could carry a sack of walnuts out of a burning fire.

54:47🔗 Drew No, she got the job.

54:48🔗 Adam I don't know if she got the job or not, but the point is, I have never been given any sort of privilege because I'm a white male. I know a lot of folks listening think that's the way it works, and maybe it does for some people, but not for me. I guarantee you that, or I would have never dug ditches for all those years. Thank you very much, and everyone can kiss my ass because I got nothing from anyone ever. There we go.

55:16🔗 Caller Actually, I think my dad lost the job because he was a white male.

55:20🔗 Adam There you go. Why? Where was he working?

55:23🔗 Caller Well, it was, what's that thing, affirmative action? Yeah.

55:28🔗 Adam All right, that's what I was complaining about. All right, so who says white guys don't have it tough? Scotty?

55:33🔗 Caller Yep.

55:33🔗 Adam You're 17.

55:34🔗 Caller Right.

55:35🔗 Adam What's up?

55:37🔗 Caller Me and my girlfriend were sexually active, and right before she climaxes, her vagina spazzes up and I get stuck in her.

55:48🔗 Adam No, you don't.

55:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:50🔗 Caller Is she a golden retriever?

55:52🔗 Caller No.

55:54🔗 Whoa, dude.

55:55🔗 Adam You don't get stuck in her, though.

55:57🔗 Caller Yeah, for like two minutes. I could pull out, but it hurts her.

56:00🔗 Drew It hurts her? Okay. That's not like you're unable to withdraw.

56:05🔗 Caller No, I could, but it hurts her, so it's like two minutes.

56:08🔗 Adam Yeah. Is it two minutes or is it 30 seconds? Because two minutes when you're trapped in a vagina is a long time. I mean, 30 seconds feels like two minutes.

56:18🔗 Best Of Yeah.

56:18🔗 Adam It's like dog ears when you're down there.

56:21🔗 Best Of Yeah.

56:21🔗 Adam All right. She ever clamp up on your nose or any other parts?

56:26🔗 Caller No.

56:27🔗 Adam No.

56:27🔗 Best Of All right.

56:28🔗 Adam And your question is?

56:29🔗 Caller Have you heard of any of this before?

56:32🔗 Drew Yes. Women can be very sensitive sometimes.

56:34🔗 Caller And?

56:35🔗 Drew It's usually after climax.

56:38🔗 Adam Yeah. That's all right. It just means she's having a good time. Where are you going anyway? You know what I mean? Well, I mean, you can hang out for a few seconds until she loosens up and lets you get to the fridge. Right.

56:50🔗 Caller All right.

56:51🔗 Adam But you may want to pack a cooler with a beer and a sandwich or something just in case you get trapped there for any real length of time. All right there, Scotty.

57:00🔗 Best Of Thanks.

57:01🔗 Adam Yeah, you're fine.

57:01🔗 Best Of Bye bye.

57:02🔗 Adam She's fine. Listen, I like that. It's nice to know a woman is having some sort of reaction.

57:11🔗 Drew You usually have to check their pulse, don't you?

57:12🔗 Adam Yeah, I usually just have to shake them. It's either like wake up or what I'll do is I'll put my ear down by their mouth to see if they're breathing. You know, and kind of hear it. Or during this, some artery or something on their neck.

57:22🔗 Drew No, you keep that mirror by the side of your bed.

57:24🔗 Adam That's right. If it fogs up, that means they're still alive. Thank God, it fogs most of the time. Emily, you're 18. What's up?

57:35🔗 Caller Well, another sex question.

57:38🔗 Caller My boyfriend had like a mouth on his sore and he went down on me.

57:42🔗 Caller And I was wondering. Well, I didn't see it.

57:46🔗 Caller That's a serious sore he had.

57:48🔗 Caller Huh?

57:50🔗 Caller At least he didn't have any arms on it.

57:52🔗 Adam You know, he had a mouth on his sore, but I think he had.

57:55🔗 Caller Did I say a mouth on his sore?

57:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

57:57🔗 Caller I meant a sore in his mouth.

57:58🔗 Adam You almost gave Drew fart haliar.

58:01🔗 Caller Don't worry.

58:02🔗 Caller No, it was just in the corner of his mouth.

58:05🔗 Adam And I see.

58:07🔗 Caller I mean, I was just wondering if that was dangerous or anything like that.

58:10🔗 Drew When did this happen?

58:12🔗 Caller That was like last week.

58:13🔗 Drew Have you had any outbreak yet?

58:15🔗 Caller No.

58:16🔗 Drew You're probably not going to.

58:17🔗 Caller So is it real herpes?

58:19🔗 Drew Would it look like a cold sore?

58:21🔗 Caller It kind of did, yeah.

58:22🔗 Drew Well, there you go.

58:23🔗 Caller It's real herpes.

58:24🔗 Caller So it's transmitted like orally.

58:26🔗 Caller Well, it's not a big deal.

58:28🔗 Adam Sometimes guys just for a gag will stick something on the side of their lips, especially if they're with a new lady. That's what I do. I take a Jolly Rancher and I'll just stick it on the side of my lip and then I'll cover it up with a little makeup and then I don't get a little crust on it.

58:44🔗 Caller But it is.

58:44🔗 Caller It's the same thing, right?

58:45🔗 Drew Same virus.

58:45🔗 Caller It's just a different location with a different name.

58:47🔗 Drew Same virus. Same thing.

58:49🔗 Adam But you say he did it a week ago, she would have seen something by now?

58:53🔗 Drew She would be well within two weeks. So she got another week to wait and see.

58:56🔗 Caller You know what's weird? How can you get a sore on your mouth and not on your genitals?

59:01🔗 Adam Yeah. How does that work, Drew?

59:02🔗 Drew What do you mean?

59:03🔗 Caller Like somebody with herpes, say of the mouth or-

59:06🔗 Drew They didn't put their mouth on their penis. What are you talking about?

59:08🔗 Caller Okay. So it's all a matter of where you made contact?

59:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:12🔗 Caller Okay.

59:12🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:12🔗 I mean, we've been together for a long time.

59:14🔗 Adam But I mean, hold on, Drew. You could get a sore. I mean, this is the interesting thing. You could get a wort on your hand.

59:20🔗 Drew Yeah, that's it. You can whack off.

59:21🔗 Adam You don't get anything on your breast.

59:22🔗 Drew Auto-inoculation is strange.

59:25🔗 Adam You could get herpes on your lip, rub your finger on it and put it on your penis and not get it.

59:31🔗 Drew And or you can.

59:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:33🔗 Drew But it typically doesn't.

59:34🔗 Adam Yeah.

59:35🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:35🔗 Caller Because you're like, what, sterile to your own?

59:37🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not well understood. There's some auto-inoculation that's called, is difficult to understand.

59:42🔗 Adam Why don't you guys look into that?

59:44🔗 Drew Good idea. Okay.

59:45🔗 Adam A little less time.

59:47🔗 Drew We'll have the data to look into it, all right?

59:49🔗 Adam No.

59:50🔗 Caller No, no, no.

59:52🔗 Adam Crystal?

59:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:54🔗 Adam You're 16?

59:56🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:56🔗 Adam Drew, turn that screen down. I can never read that thing. What's up there, Crystal?

1:00:02🔗 Caller Well, a lot of my friends are taking Dramamine, which is a motion sickness pill, as a substitute for acid. And they're taking a lot of it. And it kind of concerns me. And I was wondering what the long-term side effects be.

1:00:16🔗 Adam I thought Dramamine was illegal now.

1:00:19🔗 Drew No, no, no, Sudafed. You mean Sudafed?

1:00:21🔗 Adam No, I mean Dramamine.

1:00:23🔗 Caller They still sell it in the gift shop at the airport, I think.

1:00:25🔗 Adam Oh, they do?

1:00:26🔗 Drew Yeah, all those.

1:00:27🔗 Adam What about that patch, then? What was the...?

1:00:29🔗 Drew Escapolamine.

1:00:30🔗 Adam That's not Dramamine?

1:00:32🔗 Drew No.

1:00:32🔗 Adam Oh, is the patch illegal, then?

1:00:34🔗 Drew They took it off for a while, but it's back.

1:00:35🔗 Adam Oh, it is?

1:00:36🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:00:36🔗 Adam But didn't everyone refer to that as the Dramamine patch? Or maybe they just... No one ever said scapulopathy.

1:00:42🔗 Caller I think that's how you pronounce it, Dramamine.

1:00:43🔗 Drew They used to call it... It's transdermscope. That's the name of the patch.

1:00:46🔗 Adam All right. Something went away that helped you with seasickness, and I always thought it was Dramamine.

1:00:51🔗 Drew No, it's not Dramamine, but Dramamine and medicines like that.

1:00:54🔗 Caller Well, no, Dramamine is the seasickness stuff.

1:00:56🔗 Drew Yeah, it is, but it's not in the patch, though.

1:00:58🔗 Caller That's the active ingredient, I think.

1:01:00🔗 Drew Listen, Dramamine and boning and...

1:01:03🔗 Caller Exactly...

1:01:04🔗 Drew .and antivir... All these sorts of medications are basically antihistametics, and if you take a very, very large dose, you will get a delirium.

1:01:13🔗 Caller Yeah, they said that. My friends are kind of weird.

1:01:17🔗 Drew Listen, it's a delirium, and the delirium can be very profound. It's an encephalopathy. Your brain doesn't work right. You don't know where you are. You don't know who you are. Yeah, you'll hallucinate, but it's not...

1:01:28🔗 Caller Well, I was reading the warning on it, and I was really concerned about them, because they're taking like 20 a day, and as soon as they get down, they take like eight more to get back up again.

1:01:37🔗 Caller Tell them to try Robitussin instead. A couple bottles of that probably go down a little easier.

1:01:42🔗 Adam They just hit themselves on the head with a frying pan.

1:01:45🔗 Drew That would be easier. That would be more effective.

1:01:47🔗 Caller They're calling it the legal acid and everything. By the way, I love lyt.

1:01:51🔗 Drew Gee, thanks.

1:01:52🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:01:52🔗 Drew So Crystal, did you understand what I said?

1:01:54🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:01:55🔗 Drew It's an encephalopathy.

1:01:56🔗 Adam She didn't seem to be listening, actually.

1:01:58🔗 Drew It's a delirium, and it's not a hallucinogenic high the way LSE is. It's not a result of its primary effect on the brain. It's a side effect of an overdose. And people can get other problems with this, too. It can be very, very serious.

1:02:10🔗 Adam You know, when I was growing up, I knew guys who liked to get effed up, but they didn't seem to have an unyielding desire to get effed up at all costs.

1:02:21🔗 Drew This is like smoking gasoline.

1:02:23🔗 Caller Like they'll take 800 aspirin if they hear that it will make them hallucinate or something.

1:02:27🔗 Adam If somebody had some weed, we'd smoke it. And if somebody's older brother scored a six-pack of Mickey's, we'd gladly go to the park and drink it on a Friday night. But what is all the, you know, I'm drinking four gallons of Robitussin. You know what I mean?

1:02:44🔗 Caller He was the first guy to try it. And who decided that you'd need 20? Like I think probably Dramamine comes in like packets of what, four or five at the gift shop. And unless you're traveling like every other day or something.

1:02:57🔗 Drew Yeah, I think the fact that people discovered toad licking speaks for itself in terms of the human drive to alter.

1:03:03🔗 Caller Yeah, there you go. I heard a weird one from, I was talking to, had a really cool opportunity to talk to Stephen Tyler for a while about these kind of things and he was talking about Morning Glory Seeds.

1:03:13🔗 Adam Hold on, he's in a band called Aerosmith.

1:03:16🔗 Caller What was that? Did you hear that? Did it just drop a name?

1:03:21🔗 Drew Gypsum Weed, Morning Glory Seeds, these are all things people have discovered.

1:03:24🔗 Adam And what did he say? What did Stephen Tyler say?

1:03:25🔗 Caller He was talking about chopping up Morning Glory Seeds and eating them for a buzz back in the day, but was saying that it's not a good thing. And then he went, ow!

1:03:34🔗 Caller So, who knows?

1:03:37🔗 Adam Eric?

1:03:37🔗 Best Of Yes, sir.

1:03:38🔗 Adam You're 23.

1:03:39🔗 Best Of Yes, man, I just want to say I love your guys show.

1:03:42🔗 Adam Thank you.

1:03:42🔗 Best Of You guys kick ass.

1:03:43🔗 Adam Thanks.

1:03:44🔗 Caller Thanks a lot, man.

1:03:45🔗 Best Of Huh?

1:03:47🔗 Adam What's your question?

1:03:48🔗 Best Of Oh, yeah. You see, me and my, I think me and my girlfriend have been going out for about two years. And I just, like, well, I came to my house last night and my car got caught up having, like, her cheating on me. And, like, we have got to this big fight, okay? And...

1:04:06🔗 Drew This was last night?

1:04:07🔗 Best Of Yeah. And, like, I tried calling her and she won't call me. She called me once and, like, I keep paging her and paging her and she won't call me. And, like, I don't know what's going on. We've been going out for about two years.

1:04:18🔗 Adam Yeah. You want us to call her?

1:04:20🔗 Best Of Huh?

1:04:21🔗 Adam You want us to call her?

1:04:22🔗 Best Of No, she's not at home right now.

1:04:24🔗 Adam All right. Uh, fine. I didn't want to talk to her anyway. I felt it would be an uncomfortable situation. But you caught her cheating last night, right?

1:04:34🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:04:35🔗 Adam Who was she cheating with?

1:04:36🔗 Best Of It was, like, one of my best, like, my best friend's friend.

1:04:41🔗 Adam Best friend's friend? And what would she say if we asked her?

1:04:44🔗 Best Of If you, uh, I have no idea. She was, like, she just liked, she was, like, the real, like, the real bitchy type.

1:04:51🔗 Caller Did you say that you went home last night and saw this?

1:04:54🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:04:54🔗 Caller So did you live with her?

1:04:56🔗 Best Of Uh, no, it was, it was at my, it was at my parents' house.

1:05:00🔗 Drew That this happened?

1:05:01🔗 Best Of Yeah, yes. Wow.

1:05:02🔗 Caller Oh, man.

1:05:03🔗 Adam Why was she cheating at your parents' house?

1:05:06🔗 Best Of Because she was, she stayed the night, like the other night, that night, and she was acting real weird when I got up, because I was, I was getting ready for work, and like she just kept on like acting, like she had a real bad attitude, and she didn't want to talk to me or anything.

1:05:22🔗 Drew That was this morning?

1:05:23🔗 Caller Huh, yeah.

1:05:25🔗 Adam All right.

1:05:25🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, did you get violent or get aggressive with her?

1:05:27🔗 Best Of She got violent. I tried not to get violent, and like she, she like ran out in the middle of the street and started like screaming, and like, like.

1:05:36🔗 Drew Because you caught her cheating?

1:05:38🔗 Best Of Yes.

1:05:39🔗 Adam OK.

1:05:40🔗 Drew This sounds like a real winner.

1:05:41🔗 Adam There's pieces missing here, but Eric.

1:05:43🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:05:44🔗 Adam Why are you trying to get a hold of her so bad? I mean, maybe you guys, maybe you guys should just break up. Remember the part about her sleep with that other guy?

1:05:52🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:05:53🔗 Adam Yeah. What's up with you? She's crazy.

1:05:56🔗 Best Of I know.

1:05:57🔗 Adam I know. Why do you love her so much?

1:06:00🔗 Best Of I don't know. She's real good in bed.

1:06:04🔗 Adam She gets a lot of practice. I'll do it. And while you're at work, Eric, please have some dignity, brother.

1:06:11🔗 Best Of I got this other brother that's talking to me right now.

1:06:13🔗 Adam Oh, fantastic. All right. Hey, Eric, please don't get anyone pregnant.

1:06:19🔗 Best Of Yeah, I'm trying not to.

1:06:21🔗 Adam Well, what are you trying?

1:06:23🔗 Best Of Like all the girls, all the girls, all the girls I have sex with, I don't like to use protection.

1:06:29🔗 Adam Yeah. Where are you calling from?

1:06:31🔗 Caller I was just wondering the same thing.

1:06:32🔗 Adam Listen, I was, I'm smelling a little white trash over here.

1:06:37🔗 Caller Cincinnati, did you say?

1:06:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:38🔗 Adam Well, there you go. Is that what's going on? You got a little white trash in you?

1:06:42🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:43🔗 Adam Yeah?

1:06:44🔗 Drew Yep.

1:06:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:06:45🔗 Adam Let me explain the biggest mistake that the white trash makes. It's the perpetuation of the white trash. You could wait out your white trash.

1:06:56🔗 Drew You don't have to live the white trash lifestyle with such vigor.

1:06:59🔗 Adam Yeah. I mean, here's how you get out of it. Just don't have any goddamn kids before you're 30. You'll make it right out of White Trashville.

1:07:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:07:09🔗 Adam I mean, here's what happens. You're banging around with a bunch of other crazy white trash chicks who want to get pregnant because their mom had them when they were 17 and a half and their daddy left and they never knew them and everyone is daddy now and meanwhile it's like you're in some swamp and the more you move, the deeper you get. You need to try to float. Don't fight, float. Don't wrestle. You wrestle and you just get in deeper and deeper. What happened at Quicksand, by the way? That's one of the TV things I forgot about. Every other episode of a TV or movie, someone was falling in Quicksand. Now it doesn't seem to exist anymore. I've never seen it. I don't hear about it. No one gets caught in it. That's right. People used to get caught in Quicksand all the time.

1:07:57🔗 Drew Well, all of us knew how to get out of it. It was always the same thing.

1:08:00🔗 Adam Don't move. You go deeper. Here's a stick. The guy would always go deeper and deeper and then they'd cut to the pit helmet.

1:08:09🔗 Drew Yeah, on top.

1:08:09🔗 Adam Just the guy's hat floating on top of it. And I remember growing up thinking, there's a viable chance I may be claimed by Quicksand before, let's say, 25 or 30.

1:08:21🔗 Caller Like when you went to camp or something, and you have a big...

1:08:23🔗 Adam Yeah, I'd watch... I wasn't even going to figure out where I was going to hit this Quicksand, but I'd watch enough Tarzan movies.

1:08:29🔗 Drew Gilligan's Island.

1:08:30🔗 Adam Enough Gilligan's Island, enough Shazam. I'd just seen enough 70s TV to realize that if you'd asked me at age 12 what the likelihood of me expiring from Quicksand, like, would my life be taken by Quicksand? I would have said 50... I'd say 50-50. Right, it's about 50-50. Yeah, and that's a modest estimate. It's probably higher, more like 65. Yeah, now no one's dying of Quicksand anymore. All right, but here's my point. He is going down the same road, his entire family, and all these chicks he's banging around with, and this crazy, chaotic bitch who's screwing around with his friends, crammed, and then running out in the street. And this is just, hey, this is Jerry Springer here.

1:09:12🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:12🔗 Adam Just don't get anyone pregnant, don't hang around with the screwballs, go to work, save your money, buy yourself something, and drive far away.

1:09:23🔗 Drew Yeah, that's right.

1:09:25🔗 Adam That's the plan. All right, we got to take a break. We'll speak to Sarah when we come back. Sarah?

1:09:30🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:33🔗 Adam You had a wart removed?

1:09:35🔗 Caller I had HPV removed from my cervix.

1:09:38🔗 Adam Yeah, that's the wart virus, right?

1:09:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:41🔗 Adam So now, do you have warts on your cervix?

1:09:44🔗 Drew Yes.

1:09:44🔗 Caller I had them on there and I had them removed.

1:09:46🔗 Adam I see.

1:09:48🔗 Drew You're kind of confused. We'll talk about it.

1:09:49🔗 Adam You are. Okay. All right. Does that sound like a good person to talk to?

1:09:53🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:53🔗 Adam Hold on a second.

1:09:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:09:55🔗 Adam No. You want to pee, that's why you're saying.

1:09:57🔗 Best Of Yes.

1:09:59🔗 Adam Come on. I know. When Drew either wants to pee or make a phone call, it's like, yeah, when we come back, we're going to talk to Line 1. Stu is 20. Stu is currently taking a nap. Yeah, it's a good call. We'll talk to him. No, we're not talking to him. Jaden, hold on a second. Jaden?

1:10:17🔗 Yeah.

1:10:18🔗 Adam You're 22?

1:10:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:10:20🔗 Adam You were sent to a doctor to find out whether you're gay or not?

1:10:25🔗 Drew Make him not gay.

1:10:28🔗 Caller I went to a licensed LCSW. It's like a reparative therapist.

1:10:33🔗 Adam Right.

1:10:33🔗 Caller Because I'm gay and at the time, I thought I wanted to be cured of it.

1:10:37🔗 Adam I see.

1:10:38🔗 Caller And so I went to get that done.

1:10:41🔗 Drew Interesting.

1:10:42🔗 Adam And how many times did you go?

1:10:44🔗 Caller Oh, like 40.

1:10:47🔗 Adam Oh, I see. And did you do that aversion therapy where every time you blew a guy, he snapped a rubber band on your wrist?

1:10:55🔗 Caller No, I didn't do that anymore.

1:10:57🔗 Adam No, I did that once. You did that once. Yeah, and it was really, it was horrible because I didn't even want to blow the guy. You know what I'm saying? And my wrist was sore. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. We have Lit here tonight. We'll speak to Jayden about this controversial therapy after this.

1:11:18🔗 Caller Love Line with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

1:11:48🔗 Adam More of the best of Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew.

1:11:52🔗 Drew Oh, and Adam, what's coming up? I just remember you walking in that night and I go, oh my God.

1:11:56🔗 Adam Yeah, Hugh Hefner, who wants me to call him Hef, although he wants everyone to call him Hef, and Mandy and Sandy Bentley, who are the twins that he's currently humping.

1:12:06🔗 Drew And amazingly, you were more focused on Hef than the women.

1:12:09🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:12:09🔗 Drew Yeah, it was much more moving for you, which was important.

1:12:12🔗 Adam Well, I look at the big picture.

1:12:14🔗 Drew The big picture was sitting right in front of you.

1:12:16🔗 Adam Those broads will be old before you know it, but Hef.

1:12:19🔗 Drew I see. Timeless. Did you ever go to the party he invited you to?

1:12:22🔗 Adam No.

1:12:23🔗 Drew Did he actually invite you?

1:12:24🔗 Adam Yes.

1:12:24🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:12:25🔗 Adam I couldn't go. I was out of town.

1:12:27🔗 Drew Well, you'll see.

1:12:28🔗 Adam Mandy and Sandy are both here. The Bentley Twins. They can be found on www.bentleytwins.com and.net. Also, you can find them in the May edition of Playboy Magazine. Hugh Hefners are also one of our guests tonight. I call him Hef because we're now tight. I just got myself a phone call from Daniel Kellison, the executive producer of The Man Show. And he reminded me to remind Hef that we were working on shooting one of our fabulous Man Show best of spectaculars. We're doing two. One we're doing in Maui because we can. And the other one we would love to do at the Playboy Mansion sometime in May. And we would love it if Hef had a part in it as well. Just made an appearance or a cameo. Basically, we just take all our best of moments from the last season. And then Jimmy and I sit around and reminisce and string them together. Hef, let me ask you, I know the twins are originally from Chicago, right? And I don't know, I know you were based in Chicago and all that. I just sort of assumed you're from Chicago, but where are you from?

1:13:43🔗 No, that's where I was born and raised. Oh, it is? Chicago. I'm a Chicago boy. Oh, God.

1:13:48🔗 Adam We're just telling the twins how much we love Chicago ourselves. Do you get back there a lot?

1:13:54🔗 Not a lot, but it's a very good town.

1:13:57🔗 Caller We're going back soon.

1:13:58🔗 Yeah, and we are going back.

1:14:00🔗 Adam Does Playboy have holdings in Chicago as well? I mean, is there a Chicago office?

1:14:06🔗 That's our headquarters.

1:14:07🔗 Best Of Oh, I thought...

1:14:09🔗 Playboy headquarters are still in Chicago.

1:14:10🔗 Adam Oh, I thought everyone had picked up and moved in the big building up on Sunset, I always thought it was...

1:14:16🔗 We have offices in New York and Los Angeles, but headquarters is Chicago.

1:14:21🔗 Adam How could I get my hands on some of those old... Like I said, like we talked about earlier, for me, my Playboy wheelhouse was probably 79 through maybe 84. Those were the salad days. More like the salad dressing days, actually, a little creamy ranch. But those were my years for Playboy. And if I could get my hands on some of those old Playmate... If I could get my penis, I could do... On some of those old Playmate videos from that era, I would go berserk. I really would. I would have... There would be a party in my underpants. And it would be like Mardi Gras in there. Every time I dropped my pants, you'd hear cheering and confetti flying around. Where do I get my hands on those things? Once in a while, I go to a video store and I see Playboy calendar, you know, video calendar, that kind of stuff, but it never goes back that far.

1:15:19🔗 I don't... Well, I think that the video didn't begin until the early 80s or the very late 70s.

1:15:25🔗 Adam Right.

1:15:25🔗 I think, you know...

1:15:28🔗 Adam I'm saying I got to get a hold of those. I got to get like 79 and 80 and 81. How do I get something like that?

1:15:35🔗 Well, you check through, you know, the Playboy store on playboy.com.

1:15:41🔗 Caller Oh, really?

1:15:43🔗 Adam That's a computer.

1:15:44🔗 Or the catalog. And the Playboy collectibles are, you know...

1:15:48🔗 Adam Here's what I'm asking...

1:15:49🔗 Caller .a big growing thing.

1:15:50🔗 Adam What do you got in the car?

1:15:51🔗 Caller What do I got in the car?

1:15:52🔗 Adam I mean, have anything in the car, something rolling around the trunk, Patti Farinelli? I don't mean herself, but I mean, any pornography out in the car, anything I could look at?

1:16:03🔗 Caller I brought all the good stuff in here with me.

1:16:04🔗 Adam Oh, this is great. Don't get me wrong. Don't get me wrong, ladies. But no old stuff floating around in the back.

1:16:12🔗 Drew Adam, nothing is better than the VCR, unfortunately. The reality doesn't compare.

1:16:16🔗 Adam You guys are great.

1:16:16🔗 Caller Is the rewind and fast forward on your favorite parts?

1:16:19🔗 Adam You guys are solid, but it's just not the real thing.

1:16:20🔗 Caller There's no mute button.

1:16:21🔗 Adam That's what I'm saying. Actually, there's no slow motion. All right, I'm going to get... So if I go on the website, playboy.com, one could order like archival things.

1:16:36🔗 Caller Yes. There's a portion of the Playboy website that is related to catalog stuff from the past, and there's also a section where Playboy fans trade material and sell material.

1:16:49🔗 Adam Collectors.

1:16:50🔗 Caller Yeah. There's a whole collectible, Playboy collectible thing.

1:16:54🔗 Adam On one hand, I'd be really happy to get my hands on something like that. On the other hand, I wouldn't trust a man who traded away a Patty Farinelli video. You know what I'm saying? I might take a swing at him. I'd wonder what was up with him. All right. We'll hop back on the phones and speak to Leon, who's 19. Leon?

1:17:15🔗 Best Of Hi, everybody.

1:17:15🔗 Adam Yeah, there's nobody named Leon anymore.

1:17:17🔗 Best Of Actually, that's true. Except for Leon Trotsky.

1:17:21🔗 Drew What's going on, Leon?

1:17:23🔗 Best Of Dr. Drew, I've been having tremors. I think in the middle of the street one day, I was just walking down the street one day and I was going to school. And I just had these incredible tremors and I saw red in my retina. I could see the tree of the veins inside my retina.

1:17:38🔗 Drew Wow, interesting.

1:17:39🔗 Best Of Yeah, and these black spots were coming out of the sky and they were raining down on me and then I woke up and I was looking upwards at the sky.

1:17:49🔗 Adam That's what it would be like for me if I could get my hands on one of those old videos.

1:17:52🔗 Drew So you passed out?

1:17:53🔗 Best Of I basically passed out, yes.

1:17:55🔗 Drew Did you have a seizure?

1:17:56🔗 Best Of No, I don't remember having a seizure, but bystanders said that I was staggering and then I fell to the ground.

1:18:03🔗 Drew Are you taking drugs?

1:18:04🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:18:05🔗 Drew What are you taking?

1:18:06🔗 Best Of Most of my life, methamphetamines.

1:18:09🔗 Drew There you go. All bets are off here. It could have been a seizure, it could have been a stroke.

1:18:13🔗 Best Of Basically, I have a library, an archive, a Playboy and I just like to say, I am humbled to be in the presence of greatness.

1:18:19🔗 Adam Really?

1:18:20🔗 Best Of Yes, sir.

1:18:21🔗 Drew Oh, you got to deal with your addiction, pal.

1:18:25🔗 Best Of I love your work.

1:18:26🔗 Adam All right. But listen, screwball.

1:18:28🔗 Drew Okay. Could have been a rhythm disturbance from the heart, rhythm disturbance.

1:18:32🔗 Best Of I love your work too, Dr. Drew.

1:18:35🔗 Drew Stay with me, pal.

1:18:36🔗 Best Of You know, I mean-

1:18:36🔗 Adam I am on hold. You keep talking to him.

1:18:38🔗 Drew Could have been a heart rhythm disturbance, could have been a small stroke, could have been a seizure. These are all things that can kill you related to speed use. Methamphetamine is a very tough drug to stop. You've got to get into some treatment.

1:18:49🔗 Adam Hold on a second. I'm just playing an angle here.

1:18:51🔗 Drew He's still talking.

1:18:52🔗 Adam Hey Leon, listen, I want you to get help. I want you to go on a rehab. I want you to get off the meth. But listen, hold on, listen to me, listen. If something should happen to you, can I have the Playboy stuff? All right, all right, that's all I needed to get to. Oh man, all right, listen, Leon, speed is the ugliest of drugs. Listen, I'm a pretty liberal guy. I don't mind people doing certain things. A guy wants to smoke a little weed on his own time. That's his business or have a drink or whatever the hell he wants to do. But I'm telling you, speed is evil. Do not get involved with that if you're listening. All right, even if you're not listening. Steve?

1:19:37🔗 Caller Hey, what's up?

1:19:37🔗 Adam You're 18.

1:19:39🔗 Caller Yeah, what's up?

1:19:40🔗 Caller I just want to talk to you.

1:19:42🔗 Caller Tell me what a great fan I am.

1:19:43🔗 Caller I think you're a great man.

1:19:44🔗 Caller Well, thank you.

1:19:45🔗 Caller Yeah, and actually I was wondering what it's like to have three girlfriends.

1:19:51🔗 Caller Very nice.

1:19:52🔗 Adam Hey, what do you expect? It's like having a sharp steel prods rammed into your liver. What do you think it's like, Steve?

1:20:02🔗 Caller I'm actually hoping for some more detail.

1:20:05🔗 Caller Well, I think we're best friends and what makes it very, very special is not the number. It's a connection. Yes.

1:20:14🔗 Caller People are making it very complex.

1:20:15🔗 Caller Just imagine being around three of the people that you love the most.

1:20:18🔗 Caller That's correct.

1:20:18🔗 Caller Just everyone's having a great time enjoying life, being 21 being, for him, 21 for the second time.

1:20:23🔗 Caller You know, we're all just having a great time.

1:20:25🔗 Caller That's right.

1:20:25🔗 Caller There's no juice to it.

1:20:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I just think you're a very lucky man.

1:20:29🔗 Caller I am a very lucky man. Yeah, well, much blessed.

1:20:32🔗 Adam He doesn't have that much to do with luck, Steve. The man's worked hard. He's built himself an empire. And now he's, oh yes, and listen, good looking too.

1:20:41🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:20:43🔗 Adam I really, I'm not normally sexually drawn to men.

1:20:47🔗 Caller You're trying anything, aren't you? Do I try seats?

1:20:50🔗 Caller We're having a big breakthrough here tonight.

1:20:53🔗 Adam I'll tell you, I gotta tell you, I hang around a lot of guys that they're not gay, and they probably make fun of me if that was the direction I went, but if I told them it was with Heff, they'd probably go, Okay. All right.

1:21:05🔗 Best Of It's all right.

1:21:07🔗 Adam Yeah, there's a certain strategy there.

1:21:09🔗 Caller Yes.

1:21:11🔗 Adam You get to live in the house.

1:21:12🔗 Caller I think I can see through that.

1:21:13🔗 Adam Uh-huh. And in the grotto. Just a little maintenance with Heff. Yeah, that's good. You get to go to the PJ party. Seriously, Heff, on those PJ parties, it just popped in my head. I know this sounds like a joke question, but I am really deadly serious about this. Guys wearing pajamas, beautiful women running around in nigh-glishes.

1:21:36🔗 Drew You wear a chalk strap, Adam.

1:21:37🔗 Adam Yes, do you have to?

1:21:39🔗 Caller He saw the question coming.

1:21:40🔗 Adam Duck tape the penis to the inner thigh or something? I mean, aren't there guys walking around with tents coming out of their pants?

1:21:46🔗 Caller Well, let's put it this way, if that's where you're looking, I think that you probably have a problem at the party.

1:21:50🔗 Caller You're going to have a dull night.

1:21:53🔗 Adam But you get some of these NBA stars over to the mansion. They're eight feet tall. You're walking. Artie Johnson gets poked in the eye. Do you have a guest list of people, celebrities from the 60s, from the 70s? I mean, the names that have come through that mansion, that have attended the parties over the years, some in different stages of their careers. I mean, think about how interesting that is. A guy who was on top doing a TV show of the 70s, career's going great. You've never heard his name because that was his one good year.

1:22:36🔗 Drew Gabe Kaplan.

1:22:39🔗 Adam Gabe Kaplan or Yakov Smirnoff or something came by in 78, 79. Or conversely, other guys who were sort of on the way up turned out to go through the roof. I mean, are there any names of any guys? And what's like been the most consistent guest over the years? Is it like a James Cahn or is it someone like that? I mean, who is that short list of guys who have been attending for 20 years?

1:23:06🔗 Caller Well, in terms of friends over many, many years, sure, it would be Tony Curtis and Jimmy Cahn and Robert Culp. I think friendship is part of what my life has been all about. Mine was the house when I was a kid where the kids came to play, and that is still true today.

1:23:29🔗 Adam Oh man, that is very eloquent. Very eloquent. Well, I'm going to that party. I am and we're my PJs and I'm doing some playing. Drew, we're making out in the grotto. I don't care what your wife says. Is that a date? It's a date to make out. That's right.

1:23:44🔗 Drew You made fun of somebody this evening for that.

1:23:45🔗 Adam I'm going to practice. That's right. Carly?

1:23:49🔗 Yeah.

1:23:49🔗 Adam You're 23.

1:23:50🔗 Caller Yeah. Good evening.

1:23:52🔗 Adam Hey.

1:23:53🔗 Caller Hey. OK. I'm really nervous. I've never speak to anybody famous before. Basically, I've been having... I always suffer from nightmares, but it's gotten worse and it's really weird, but I dream of the devil and he hurts me and he kills me and he goes after my family and every time I try to...

1:24:13🔗 Drew Is it always in dreams you don't believe this sort of thing is happening when you're awake?

1:24:17🔗 Caller I'm not religious, really religious or anything. I believe in God.

1:24:21🔗 Drew Do you see things or hear things when you're awake?

1:24:24🔗 Caller No.

1:24:26🔗 Adam So is it a reoccurring thing about the devil?

1:24:28🔗 Caller It's not. I don't have the same dream every day, but I do have these dreams every day.

1:24:33🔗 Drew Do you get up and...

1:24:35🔗 Adam Hold on a second. You don't dream the same thing every day, but you have this dream every day?

1:24:39🔗 Caller I don't dream the same dream every day, but...

1:24:41🔗 Drew The same theme every day.

1:24:42🔗 Caller Exactly. The same theme.

1:24:45🔗 Drew Do you scream out in your sleep? Do you yell in your sleep or anything like that? Do you sit up and scream?

1:24:49🔗 Caller I do. I wake up crying. Like when like yesterday in my dream, the devil took my hand and all of a sudden the end of the world came and I...

1:24:58🔗 Drew Did you have some sort of major trauma in your life when you were growing up?

1:25:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:25:02🔗 Drew What happened?

1:25:02🔗 Adam Molested by Satan.

1:25:04🔗 Drew What happened?

1:25:05🔗 Adam What happened?

1:25:06🔗 Caller Right now I'm a heroin addict. Basically, I was a model, singer, actress and everything and now all those jobs have been gone. Now I'm living in one better apartment that I'm sharing with a person I just met.

1:25:23🔗 Drew What was the major trauma that you were referring to?

1:25:26🔗 Caller Well, like I said, I'm a heroin addict.

1:25:28🔗 Drew I understand. What was the major trauma you went through growing up?

1:25:31🔗 Caller My father committed suicide.

1:25:33🔗 Drew Did you witness that?

1:25:35🔗 Caller No. But my father was basically all I really had.

1:25:39🔗 Adam Where's your mother?

1:25:41🔗 Caller My family doesn't speak to me anymore because-

1:25:43🔗 Adam Where was your mother?

1:25:44🔗 Caller Where was my mother? My father actually was in California. My mother was there in Michigan.

1:25:51🔗 Drew She's not tracking.

1:25:52🔗 Adam Listen, you didn't have contact with your mother growing up?

1:25:55🔗 Caller Oh, yes, of course. Yeah, I lived with my mother. I'm sorry, I didn't understand.

1:25:59🔗 Adam Okay. You didn't get along well with your mother?

1:26:01🔗 Caller Oh, no, we got along great, but because of this, because her big honor roll student turned drug addict, she doesn't want anything to do with me.

1:26:09🔗 Drew Dad was an alcoholic?

1:26:11🔗 Caller No.

1:26:11🔗 Drew Mom?

1:26:12🔗 Caller No.

1:26:13🔗 Drew Oh, Carolla.

1:26:14🔗 Adam Someone did something, come on.

1:26:15🔗 Caller No, seriously, the only thing, like my father, he was addicted to painkillers.

1:26:20🔗 Drew Okay, all right.

1:26:20🔗 Adam Well, that's the same thing. Drew, I got to make it clear, when Drew says alcoholic, he doesn't mean necessarily consuming alcohol, but he means that the person has a biological predisposition to be hooked on a substance.

1:26:33🔗 Drew And that puts him on risk for opiates and pot and everything else.

1:26:36🔗 Caller Yeah, but you got to understand, though, when I was little, I mean, he just did, you know, he took his painkillers, I mean, his demoral stuff, but when I was little, I didn't know what that was. I just...

1:26:44🔗 Adam Yeah, but you got the gene.

1:26:45🔗 Drew And it doesn't, A, you inherited the gene, and that's what sets you up. B, you model the behavior. And C, having a parent that is detached because they are on drugs is an abandonment. They are completely unavailable to you in the emotional way that children need in order to nurture their growth and development.

1:27:04🔗 Caller Trust me. Yeah, I know. I mean, I just...

1:27:06🔗 Adam All right. So, listen, Carolla, you got to get off the heroin and then we can worry about weaning away from the devil. Do they have a 12-step plan for Satan, Drew?

1:27:14🔗 Drew Strangely, he probably will vanish if she gets off the heroin. Carolla, you got to go somewhere and get treated. That's it. There's no two ways about this.

1:27:22🔗 Adam Yeah, just one more... Yep, there you go.

1:27:24🔗 Drew That's it. You have to deal with this. You have a fatal disease. It needs to be treated.

1:27:30🔗 Caller That I do understand. I just wanted to ask one question. Is that okay? For Hugh. Whose idea was it to have Darva Kongar, you know, to want Darva Kongar on that magazine?

1:27:44🔗 Caller Darva Kongar?

1:27:45🔗 Caller Who's Darva Kongar?

1:27:47🔗 Adam Oh, Darva, that one.

1:27:50🔗 Caller Curious.

1:27:51🔗 Caller Well, I think that there are many roads to celebrity these days, and I think that that's one of the curious ones, and there is, I think that she has expressed some interest in being in playboy. I think we're talking to her.

1:28:04🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Carly.

1:28:05🔗 Drew Please get treatment. You've got to go.

1:28:07🔗 Adam Yeah, don't worry about other stuff other than you getting off heroin, all right?

1:28:11🔗 Caller I'm either going to jail tomorrow or I'm going to...

1:28:13🔗 Adam All right. Well, that would be good for you, quite frankly.

1:28:16🔗 Caller Oh, thank you.

1:28:16🔗 Drew Well, no, jail could save your life. Scott Weiland, who I ran with the other day, that saved his life.

1:28:22🔗 Adam Stone Temple Pond. I have a friend who was going crazy on crack, and he went to jail for eight months or whatever. It saved his life. It really did. I mean, that's the only part about putting drug addicts in prison that I like. I mean, I don't believe that you should be put in prison for doing drugs, but on the other hand, there's people out there. It saves their lives. They're absolutely out of control. Hef, do you have a son, by the way? I hear about your daughter, but do you have a son?

1:28:54🔗 Caller I have a son from my first marriage and two boys from my more recent marriage.

1:28:59🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, well, of course.

1:29:01🔗 Best Of Oh, those bastards.

1:29:02🔗 Adam Do you need a fourth? Not a full-time thing, but just-

1:29:06🔗 Caller I understand. You're looking for a little adoption here?

1:29:10🔗 Adam Well, listen, here's the deal. I know we're running late for a commercial break, but I'm a good carpenter and I know you live in a big spread, and they're probably sticking it to you with these guys working on it, doing shoddy work, skimming off the top. I'd give it all up. I'd move into one of the smaller rooms, maybe not your room at first. I appreciate that. I'd move into one of the smaller rooms, one of the cottages out back with one of the pinball machines in it. Shack up there and just become like the maintenance guy. I'd give it all up. I really would, Drew. Wouldn't that be great?

1:29:41🔗 Drew I know you're serious, too.

1:29:42🔗 Adam I'm goddamn right I'm serious. It'd be the greatest life ever. I'd laugh like a hyena every morning when I woke up. All right. We'll just take ourselves a break. But could you picture me, Drew? Bronze, muscles, rippling for my- All right. Harry, pasty and white?

1:30:00🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:30:01🔗 Adam Okay.

1:30:01🔗 Drew There you go. With a tool thing off your waist.

1:30:04🔗 Adam Chasing a peacock, trying to rape it.

1:30:06🔗 Drew Your butt crack.

1:30:08🔗 Adam That's right. Picking up the playmates with low self-esteem. That'd be me. That'd be the go-to guy for them. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with Mandy and Sandy, and of course, Hef after this.

1:30:23🔗 Drew LeBanah Pearl and Dr. Drew will be right back before you know it.

1:31:00🔗 Adam Well, here we are. A little more Loveline to go. Manny and Sandy are our guests tonight. They are the Bentley Twins. You can find them on their website, www.bentleytwins.com and.net. Also find them in the May edition, I should say, of Playboy. And on the cover, two blondes that look the same or alike. And that's because they're twins. And as we know, the best looking chicks are in May because that's my birthday. And that has, that is, there's some relevance. And as a matter of fact, just to make sure that a tradition, that rich tradition of the best looking women being in May stays, stays alive. Hef, I'd like to come by. Now I know you don't pick the girls out in May. I'd probably swing by, what, March? February? Start recording. And I know that Hef does not have an office because I've seen editions of Playboy where they showed the process. He spreads out on that big round bed of his and his PJs. Ironically enough, he wears bib overalls and boots when he sleeps. That's what people don't know about Hef. He wears the PJs when he's out and about, but when he sleeps, he sleeps in a waiter's and a straw hat and a flannel shirt. And he spreads himself out on this big round bed, and he gets his jeweler's loop out, the one I used to find my penis.

1:32:24🔗 Drew That one, yeah, same one.

1:32:25🔗 Adam And he looks at the slides of all the potential playmates. I would like, like I said, now how much lead time do you need? Like when you're looking at potential playmates tomorrow, what issue or, you know, what month would you be looking at?

1:32:43🔗 Caller Well we can be working as much as six months ahead, but we usually have about three issues in the works at the same time.

1:32:51🔗 Adam Right, so you're, I'm reading between the lines, you're saying I may have to come by November, December to pick out my May playmate or help you make that selection process.

1:33:03🔗 Caller Probably yes.

1:33:03🔗 Best Of Yeah, okay.

1:33:05🔗 Adam All right, so.

1:33:06🔗 Drew Clear your calendar Adam.

1:33:07🔗 Adam Yeah, I'll clear my calendar in November and I'll come by. All right.

1:33:11🔗 Best Of All right.

1:33:12🔗 Drew Let's go to.

1:33:13🔗 Adam Should I bring some beer or something? Are you guys pretty well stocked?

1:33:16🔗 Caller Pretty well stocked.

1:33:17🔗 Adam You got a fridge, you know?

1:33:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:19🔗 Adam Oh, all righty then. Well, I usually bring a cooler, but if you got.

1:33:23🔗 Caller We actually.

1:33:24🔗 Adam You got power running to the mansion now? I got a fridge, okay.

1:33:27🔗 Best Of All right, good enough.

1:33:29🔗 Adam I'll just bring some snacks, something like that.

1:33:31🔗 Caller Whatever.

1:33:31🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:33:32🔗 Drew I have two calls a second. Daniel.

1:33:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:35🔗 Adam You're 17, what's up?

1:33:37🔗 Caller Well, I got a problem.

1:33:39🔗 Caller You know, I think I got a problem.

1:33:41🔗 Best Of Yeah.

1:33:43🔗 Caller It seems like I can't sleep unless I masturbate.

1:33:46🔗 Adam All righty then. I hypothetically have that problem too, although I've never actually tested it. Nope. Always masturbate before I go to bed, so I don't know what would happen if I didn't, but I'd imagine I wouldn't sleep.

1:33:59🔗 Drew All right, Daniel.

1:34:00🔗 Adam There you go, Daniel.

1:34:01🔗 Caller All right, I got another question.

1:34:03🔗 Caller Yeah. My best friend for like four years, she's always been there to talk to and things like that.

1:34:16🔗 Caller All right.

1:34:16🔗 Adam Okay. Masturbate before I go to bed. Deborah.

1:34:20🔗 Caller Yes.

1:34:21🔗 Adam You're 25.

1:34:22🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:34:22🔗 Adam You know what? I love the rule of radio, which is the more you want somebody to spit out their question, the slower they get.

1:34:28🔗 Drew All right, Deborah, real quick.

1:34:30🔗 Hi. A girl from a mine and her husband had watched a show that they had seen where they removed a skull from a person that had smoked marijuana excessively and it was resin on the brain.

1:34:41🔗 Drew Well, it's not resin. They don't know what it is. But if you look at electron micrographs of people smoking a lot of pot, the cell membrane of the neurons actually have this layer of some substance and no one has identified exactly what it is. It's what contributes obviously to the dysfunction of the brain associated with using this.

1:34:59🔗 Adam Listen, if you ate ten Abba Zabba bars every day, they'd find peanut butter on your brain if you did it for 30 years.

1:35:05🔗 Drew No, this is a very strange molecule.

1:35:07🔗 Adam I know.

1:35:07🔗 Drew A chemical matrix.

1:35:08🔗 Adam I'm fine with that.

1:35:10🔗 I have a question for that. Lately, I've been having a numbness on the top of my head and shooting pain up the back of my skull. And I thought maybe, my sister said it could be a pinched nerve.

1:35:27🔗 Drew Yep, yep.

1:35:27🔗 Caller But does it have anything to do with that?

1:35:29🔗 Drew With pot?

1:35:30🔗 Adam Yes, you're growing a bong inside your skull.

1:35:33🔗 Drew It sounds more like a neck problem.

1:35:34🔗 Adam That's what I love. Listen, everybody, this is the danger of getting high and watching the Discovery Channel. You think all this stuff is you. You're 25 years old, you smoked a joint in a half in your life, and you figure that headache must be resins growing on your frontal lobe. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. I want to apologize to Hef for the stupidity of our callers. I'm going to kiss his ass just a little more because we got the compilation show to shoot from the mansion. It's great PR, by the way, Hef. We'll be back after this.

1:36:09🔗 Caller Call Love Line 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:36:13🔗 Caller Love Line will be right back.

1:36:47🔗 Adam Well, that is it for the Best of Loveline. Tomorrow night, 311, Andy Dick, No Doubt, and Matthew McConaughey. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:36:59🔗 Caller Ha ha, well now.

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