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Voiceover
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1:14🔗
Adam
I still got some in my mouth. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1 is the phone number, 310-854-4455 is the fax number. That is Dr. Drew over there. I'm Adam Corolla, phone number. I already gave that out. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician in addiction medicine specialist. All right, Drew, anything you want to say?
1:51🔗
Adam
Well, I have a deviated septum, so I don't breathe through my nose too well, so when I eat, I have to come up for air. So it's like, yeah. Yeah.
2:14🔗
Yeah.
2:17🔗
I just, okay, me and my boyfriend had sex. Actually, the Sunday morning was like four o'clock in the morning, and I was just wondering what kind of like, like the morning after pill.
2:32🔗
What kind of pill did I use?
2:34🔗
Like, I don't know, there's different, there's two different kinds, I heard them. There's like something with the L of four, I don't know how to pronounce it.
2:47🔗
No, well, I did, and the condom, it came off.
2:50🔗
Drew
Okay, so it's smart of you to think of emergency contraception, you have one more day in which to sort of flip that in, okay?
2:56🔗
Okay.
3:07🔗
Drew
There's other, it's leave-on-adgestrel and ethanol estroglyl that's in the birth control pill, in the pills that are used for emergency contraception. And several different birth control pills have that. There are only two products out there that have that are sort of packaged and available just for EC. And that's Preven and Plan B. And I suggest you go out and get it.
3:27🔗
Yeah.
3:29🔗
I can do that.
3:31🔗
All right.
3:33🔗
Adam
Happy hunting. I'm telling you, when I'm in charge, I'm going to put that progesterone or low overall, whatever it is, it's going in fast food and it's going in Mountain Dew and beef mato.
3:52🔗
Adam
And the soon to come out tongue mato. It's for the Jewish folks that like a little zest and they're bloody merry. Yeah. Because listen, think about the utopia. Now, here's how I'm going to work it out. I eat a little fast food. I just got done pounding a couple of Taco Bell burritos. I probably eat 20 a year. That's not going to be enough to sterilize you.
4:18🔗
Adam
But if you're eating somewhere in the neighborhood of 75, 100 a year, you shouldn't be having kids.
4:24🔗
Adam
And it'll be the same thing with the content in the Mountain Dew, Sunny Delight and Clam and Beef Motto. Oh, and corn dogs. Thank you, Anderson.
4:41🔗
Hey.
4:44🔗
Caller
Yeah. My dad, he's been molesting me for five years. And I just have a new girlfriend. She wants to have anal sex. And molesting makes me not want to do it. Makes me real uncomfortable.
5:37🔗
Drew
That really doesn't fit then. But if you're having a problem, Child Protective Services, let me see if I have a number here. Yeah. I have 1-800-540-4000. 1-800-540-4000. And he's aware of what's going on, he wants it to stop, you got to report this. If your dad goes so far as to physically abuse you when you speak up about it, it's a pretty ballsy situation where you're going to need the force of God to come there.
6:08🔗
Adam
Couldn't have started that at the ripe old age of 12 because I was pretty sure I could kick my dad's ass from about 10, 10 and a half on. I'm almost sure, I'm positive. I know by 11 I could have put a whooping on the guy. So certainly by 12, you know, I would have flipped him over and worked him. That would have been my plan. But this stuff doesn't start at 12, does it?
6:34🔗
Drew
Not if it's going to go on in this way at 16. You know what I'm saying? That kids 16 aggressively wants it to stop. Can't quite get it to.
6:52🔗
Yeah?
6:56🔗
Acme, sorry.
6:57🔗
I wanted to know what the best cream was to use.
7:04🔗
Okay, 10%.
7:09🔗
Okay.
7:12🔗
Yeah.
7:12🔗
Drew
And that's where you start. If that doesn't work, then go see the doctor. There's tons that can be done. There's absolutely no reason that people should be living with Acne. It is curable.
7:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. And here's the deal. Don't pick on yourself. Use a pin. Okay. Yeah. I really mean it.
7:29🔗
Drew
Well, but look, there's Accutane now which takes care of everything. There's antibiotics and there's certain kinds of creams that they can use. Just go get it taken care of.
7:41🔗
Adam
Are people going to kill themselves if they get hold of something that's just a little more effective?
7:49🔗
Adam
No. Why? Because you can cake tenon all day long and nothing happens. So don't tell me that 15 is going to do anything. And furthermore, I mean, what is it? It drives me nuts that we can't buy topical stuff over the counter that's effective. Like when I hear about these steroid creams or whatever, what's the ones like, now it's 1%. Yeah. What is that stuff I'm talking about? Cortisone. 99% lubricant, 1% active ingredient. And we're supposed to click our heels together because it's up from a half percent. Why not 5%? What is wrong with that? You know what I mean? I mean, listen, we can buy Draino, we're trusted not to drink it. We can buy gasoline, we're trusted not to put it in a bottle and make a Molotov cocktail. I can buy a chainsaw, I'm trusted not to cut my hand or my neighbor's hand off. What's more dangerous, a chainsaw or 15% benzoyl peroxide? Do you know what I'm saying?
9:00🔗
Adam
I can go out one day and buy a gallon of gas, a chainsaw, a bunch of fertilizer and a fifth of Jose Cuervo, no questions asked. But I go in and try to get the 2% cordaid or whatever, 2% of that...
9:15🔗
Adam
Cordazone, and the federal marshals are going to cart me off the prison. The hell is that? It's got to be a financially driven thing. It's got to have to do with the manufacturers and all that stuff.
9:29🔗
Drew
And it must have some sort of history. You know what I'm saying? That there must be some sort of historical presence there.
9:33🔗
Adam
Yes, but the second you take something and put it on the counter, the price drops tenfold.
9:45🔗
Adam
Since when is something over the counter more expensive than something you get a prescription for?
9:51🔗
Drew
You use pepsi, xanthic, axid now over the counter. One quarter the dose that's needed to be effective. So you got to take four of the pills to get what you get in the prescription product. More expensive now.
10:05🔗
Adam
Listen, who's the doctor? Don't you argue with me. That's right, it's not available. That's my argument is. Mandy?
10:15🔗
Caller
I have a question for Dr. Drew. First of all, Adam, I wanted to say that I wish you were to jump at the man show. That would have been cool.
10:39🔗
Caller
Bad dreams for me tonight. For Dr. Drew, I have a question. Is it true that neurotransmitters get destroyed after speed use and is it true that they grow back?
10:50🔗
Drew
That is definitely true that they get depleted. That's why you get the psychosis and all the symptoms associated and the mood disturbances and whatnot from chronic space. Oh, yeah. But whether or not and to what degree there's restoration to normal is still open for controversy. I'm of the opinion that there's no significant long-term damage in the vast majority of cases. However, I have certainly seen people which something's gone on. And it's always difficult to know if it was the speed or if it was something else that they were taking. It's certainly not good for you. And it can cause strokes and things and heart attacks, vascular problems very occasionally also.
11:27🔗
Yeah.
11:29🔗
Caller
Well, I've got this girl that I really, really love. And she loves me. And for a long time, we were officially going out. And for a long time, we've just been lovers and best friends. And she has expressed an opinion that she would like to start seeing other people and having sex with other people. And she won't unless I give my blessing. And I'm moving away for the summer. I'm kind of jealous about the idea of some guy sleeping with her.
12:09🔗
Adam
And when you give it your blessing, do you bless the vagina or the mouth? How does that work?
12:36🔗
Adam
Okay. Because you should be sitting down for this information. She's wanting to break up.
12:42🔗
Drew
Well, but didn't he say they were sort of hanging loose? They didn't really have a relationship?
12:51🔗
Drew
Is it that or is it he won't sort of commit and she's sort of pushing the issue now? No.
12:56🔗
Caller
No, no, no, no, no. We broke up a long time ago, like, say, six months ago. We've still been like lovers and best friends.
13:31🔗
Adam
Okay. David. David, quiet down. Okay. You're in for a sleigh ride through hell. I've kind of gathered. Okay. So now, I'm going to tell you what I wish someone would have told me when I was 19, or 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, all the way up to the edge I am now. And actually, let's just go ahead and pro-rate it, push it back. Let's make it a year from now. I wish someone would have told me this. Get out, salvage your dignity, move on with someone who's a little bit healthier, wasn't abused.
14:05🔗
Adam
Yeah. You're going away, it's settled, perfect. You meet yourself a nice chick, beautiful. That's it. That's it.
14:15🔗
Adam
Game off. That's it. I mean, listen, when a woman is saying, I'd like to have sex with strangers, but I'm not going to do it until you give it my blessing. It's basically like an employee saying, I'm thinking about ripping off a computer to the boss. I'm not going to make my move yet, but I want you to give me your okay. Well, really what they're saying is, I'd like you to fire me so I don't have to quit.
14:46🔗
Drew
And confirm everything I believe about bosses. That's right. That I'm the best employee in the world. How could they possibly fire me?
14:58🔗
Yeah.
15:02🔗
Caller
Okay. I got a question for you guys. You're going to think this is totally weird and messed up, but it's something I totally get off on. When I have a world sex, I like my girl to totally like bite me and scrape her teeth up against it. And I've even gotten of letting her cut me with a knife.
15:32🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, I understand you have delicate sensibilities and you're uncomfortable talking about intimate matters. I mean, when you're not being gnawed on by some bitch with a bowie knife. Yeah. On your rod. Yeah. Your rod. Okay. So what's wrong with you?
16:23🔗
Caller
I've just been in the hospital for like tonsils and stuff. I was pretty sick for like a couple months after that, like thrown up.
16:40🔗
Drew
Well, people that have been sort of in lengthy, hospitalized situations and sort of have felt out of control and powerless and scared for their life and in pain, sometimes will end up with weird stuff like this. And two months in a sick after a tonsillectomy.
16:55🔗
Caller
Well, I was in the hospital for about three or four weeks, for about a month after I got it. I kept throwing up and I couldn't stop donating.
17:01🔗
Drew
Hey, listen, that is serious ass. Something, a month for a four-year-old, five-year-old in the hospital. I mean, something major was going on.
17:20🔗
Adam
Actually, hold on, let me write this down. So apparently, this is a new revelation now. You threw up? You saying you threw up?
17:50🔗
Adam
Uh-huh, on the penis. And about four years old got tonsils, I couldn't stop throwing up, though, right?
18:14🔗
Drew
Alright, Rogers, listen to me. Listen to me. A month in the hospital after tonsillectomy is extraordinary.
18:23🔗
Drew
Now, maybe they're hiding from you what happened, or maybe it was awful, they don't want to talk about it, but you ought to find out what the hell happened back then, because you not only just say one of me, you said two months. Two months after tonsillectomy.
18:37🔗
Drew
So I was kind of zeroing in on that because there's nothing seemingly else going on, and boy, there that it was. Yeah. By the way, when I asked him, have you ever been sick? It's like, what do you mean? Adam, were you sick as a child?
18:52🔗
Adam
Yeah. By the way, when you're 14, you don't have to pause that long to think back to way back to when you were, you know, nine or eight or whatever the hell it was. I mean, you're childhood, you're in your goddamn childhood. Nothing wrong with a little rough trade on the penis. But when you start getting the knives out, that's trouble. Kim?
19:21🔗
Drew
It can work. It's hard to predict for whom a specific antidepressant is going to have great effect. But certainly for panic and social phobia and agoraphobia, Paxil can be useful. It's certainly a place to try. If you're really having sort of generalized anxiety like that, it is time to take care of it.
19:45🔗
Caller
No. The panic attack started after a death in a family. I was going to school. I was a single mom, and it just seemed like I got stressed out and the panic led into agoraphobia.
20:00🔗
Caller
I do, actually. I've gotten myself much better without the help of drugs, but I've got a two-mile radius in which I feel okay, and then after that, I'm scared. I want to go back home.
20:19🔗
Adam
Basically, it's as far as I can throw my agent, is the radius of auditions I'll go on on.
20:25🔗
Drew
But, Kim, a little serotonin reuptake inhibitors, just some more serotonin in certain parts of the brain can work amazing wonders.
21:12🔗
Adam
Yeah. Could be. Yeah. Oh, shut up. You know I wasn't that way. When are you going to bring that stuff in so we can spread it on my penis?
21:24🔗
Drew
Not the, I don't think the world of you, Adam, but I'm not contemplating our relationship.
21:30🔗
Adam
You're going to feel bad to know that you're the last thing I think about before I go to bed and the first thing I think about when I wake up.
21:36🔗
Adam
That is you. Yeah. Although I don't think about you when I peel the one off during lunch. That's family. That's set aside for, that's an intimate family moment. But I, Drew sits up here every night high on his pulpit and preaches about, I don't know, 75% of people living in urban centers have warts. And I have explained to him that I do not have warts and he does not believe me. He tells me I don't know I have warts. He's called my penis a liar on many occasions.
22:11🔗
Drew
I've called the penis on it and in fact I've even called him on the phone and talked to him about it.
22:20🔗
Adam
Drew did the special penis ring where he rings twice and then hangs up and the penis called back, I think. The point is.
22:26🔗
Adam
The point is, oh, oh, I got my penis drunk the other night and spilled the beans. I dunked it in some crevasse A and it sucked up half the glass. The point is, Drew, is I'm willing to challenge you.
22:45🔗
Adam
All right. I'm up for it. Technically, this should be carried out by an impartial third party.
22:54🔗
Adam
Really? Yeah. Marcel gives me the creeps with all those pinky rings and jewelry he wears.
23:01🔗
Adam
I get the feeling that Dr. Marcel is a plastic surgeon, which is just one step over from pimp. It's the pimp of the doctor world. It really is. I prefer, as bizarre as it sounds, someone like Dr. Bruce.
23:25🔗
Drew
I'm thrown back in my feeling state to eighth grade, and I'm asking people out for the dance, and I'm being brushed aside for somebody that you prefer.
23:34🔗
Adam
Well, listen, you wallflower. You spread what's essentially vinegar on my penis, right? Yeah, that's right. Then you shine the black light on it.
23:49🔗
Adam
Oh, God, I set myself up for that one. We'll be right back. Seriously. Hold on, Anderson. I'm not done.
24:02🔗
Adam
But listen, you're shining a black light on my penis. You spread this vinegar on it. The lights are off, right? Yeah. If there's any white, then that's a wart, right?
24:11🔗
Magnifying glass to see the penis?
24:13🔗
Adam
Yeah. Anderson, you're daylighting a dollar short on that joke. Drew made that earlier. But another magnifying glass. Here's my point, Drew. Do you really need to examine it with a magnifying glass?
24:31🔗
Drew
I told you I'm going to wear one of those welder's masks and those big gloves that people use for handling molten lead.
24:38🔗
Adam
All right. Do I have to get a little wood going? I mean, you know, because otherwise, something could get caught in a fold. Oh, all right, I'll see what I can work up. Okay, Drew, hold still while I rest this magazine on your head. All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.
24:58🔗
This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Oh, we'll be right back.
25:43🔗
Adam
I can't get in a full reclined position. It's only three foot of cord here. Yeah, I'm used to putting my feet up on the desk, leaning back and...
25:57🔗
Adam
Well, I'm in a semi reclined position, but I'm not fully inclined or reclined. I like to see if I can catch a few winks during the show. I have a long day. I took a 14-minute nap when I got home from job number one today. It was exciting. Charged my batteries. Had a stirring moment in the middle of the night last night. You know what I always do? My big mistake is, I will not put the goddamn TV remote where it belongs when I go to bed. It's on my belly, it's on my back, it's wedged in my crack, it's on the pillow next to me. The TV remote is always somewhere in the bed, and I always figure, all right, I'll just sleep here. And then, inevitably, in the middle of the night, when I'm running from the devil in one of my many dreams, I spin over and the comforter acts as like a slingshot and the thing just goes flying. And there's nothing worse when it's a dead silent than that hard plastic remote hitting the hardwood floor and then skidding across the room. And I actually said something. Isn't it weird when you say something to yourself when you're asleep? It's audible, like you think a lot of stuff, but you rarely say anything. It was about five there in the morning. I shifted, the remote went flying, landed on the hardwood floor. I took a pause and I said, bad times. And then I went back to bed. Well, in my office all day, everyone says, good times. Good times. They go like, yeah, we're gonna have party this week. Good times. So that was my, that's all I could come up with at 5.30 in the morning was bad times. But somehow I had to acknowledge it.
27:40🔗
Yeah.
27:44🔗
Caller
You guys are like great. I've been listening to your show for like two or three years now. I just want to tell you that. And the band show is excellent too.
27:51🔗
Caller
I have sort of a problem. I don't know if it's mine or somebody else's. I've had three partners give me oral sex and I have never been able to like get orgasm.
28:18🔗
Drew
Not so uncommon. And some guys, that's just the way it goes. And they don't have any problem during intercourse but have problems with oral sex. Right. That may be you.
28:28🔗
Adam
First time my penis saw the inside of a mouth is when I got my wisdom teeth pulled when I was 19. Now at least that's my strong suspicion.
28:44🔗
Adam
Yeah, a lot of guys have this difficulty. And especially at 16. Are they trying to finish you off this way?
28:53🔗
Caller
But most of them, you know, all three have been like kind of, you know, trying to return a favor, so.
29:05🔗
Adam
Yeah. You'll be fine. Okay. It's just, there's something, there's something about that area that just loosens up as time goes on. I don't know what I could have peeled off at 16. I don't know if I could have had an orgasm with oral sex at 16. You know? Part of the reason I probably couldn't have had the orgasm at 16 is I would have been too busy high-fiving and calling friends.
29:47🔗
Caller
Well, I haven't had sex with my wife for eight months now. I was just wondering, I don't know. I work hard. I'm there for all my family, my wife and kids. And she says I ain't doing good enough. And until I do good enough, she ain't going to give me any sex.
30:07🔗
Caller
Well, she had PID and she lost, we was going to have a baby like seven years ago. She lost and got PID and then had a full hysterectomy.
30:26🔗
Drew
Some women, after they, it's not well studied and even not even well documented, but some women, certainly when they go from the oestrogens that their ovaries produce to things you have to take by mouth or shots or even the patches, they don't feel right. They don't, it's just, it's very difficult for them. Unpleasant, they don't feel, they feel depressed, they feel irritable, they feel lay-by-all. I see. They just don't feel like they did when they had their, and even just removing the uterus sometimes makes people feel different.
30:53🔗
Drew
Well, people have argued that that's a psychological thing, but I don't know. It's so characteristic and so intense. I really think it might be some biology.
31:07🔗
Adam
No. Well, yeah, I do. You're right. Does... Was there some generator or something on in the background?
31:15🔗
Adam
Fantabulous. Okay. Hey, Chad? Yeah. I don't... Well, she may have a point with the security guard at 28, but at least he got a sense of humor about it. But there's bigger problems than her frigidity here.
31:31🔗
Adam
I mean, there's emotional things going on, and I don't think you want to deal with them too much. And I think you're going to have to deal with those things before you get through her panties.
31:42🔗
Adam
I believe that... Sorry, Drew, that Chad just focuses on the sex part of it, and what she's saying is she needs something else.
31:58🔗
Drew
Well, she needs you to be present in a way that's meaningful to her. She needs to know that she's connected with you. Women are much more astute to all those sorts of things that we, dultish males are. You got to figure out a way to set aside time, try to figure out a way to be more available emotionally to her.
32:16🔗
Adam
Listen, guys, you can't beat them. You might as well join them. You just have to become a woman or a gay man. To your woman. You have to act like you're, they want to date another woman. They want to date a woman with a penis. And if you don't think like they, oh, well, they do, they do until they get enough of it, and then they shift gears on you again. But you really got to be everything. You know, I think about it. I thought about this before. It's like, how many demands you really have of a woman, you know, emotionally? You know what I mean? I mean, when's the last time, and Drew, I know your wife listens to the show, and you don't have to, this isn't damning in any way, so please be honest, but when is the last time you went to your wife and said, here's what I'm missing from you? You know what I mean? I mean, you've said to her, hey, don't get loaded at the party and make an ass of yourself, and you've said, well, hypothetically, you know, on Red Bull and vodka, and you've said, don't-
33:16🔗
Drew
That pisses her off, by the way, that you've now labeled her that drink that was not hers in the first place. But go ahead.
33:22🔗
Adam
Listen, I've come to my girlfriends and said to them in the past, listen, you know, don't leave me hanging with your friends for an hour at a party, or, you know, sort of mechanical things. Every other complaint I've had has been about their complaints about me. You know what I'm saying? Like, I've never gone to a woman, and Lord knows I'm worse than all of them. I'm never gonna argue with them then. But I've never gone to a woman and said, Here's what I need. I need more of this. I need less of that.
33:52🔗
Adam
You pussy. When did you do that? You've said to them, you need them to stop riding you, is what you've said.
34:03🔗
Adam
Our predominant, here's the number one male complaint with women. Stop complaining about us. That's the number one complaint. That's the only complaint I've ever had. It really is. My only complaint that's so ironic is stop bitching about me all the time. Please.
34:39🔗
Caller
I do have a question, though, and I would like to first say that I do go to community college and I don't find myself to be a completely rotten child of sorts, so. Not one for the good guys, I guess.
35:05🔗
Caller
No, not at all. Actually, I did very well in high school, but don't know what I want to do, so it kind of turned out that that was what I wanted.
35:15🔗
Adam
I see. So you'd rather just go get a subpar education while you're thinking about it. Fantastic. All right, Alec, go ahead.
35:33🔗
Caller
Okay. Actually, I do have a small lump on one of my testicles that I've had for probably two to three years.
36:31🔗
Drew
I think it's nothing probably. It's probably just a little cyst, but it can be a testicular cancer. And the fact that it's been sitting there unchanged for so long really probably means it's nothing to be worried about.
36:41🔗
Drew
It would have grown. But be that as it may, he shouldn't be just sitting around with it checked out. He's found something, now you go do the testing. You just do an ultrasound or something to see if there's anything in there.
36:59🔗
Adam
I have a sympathetic bladder. I will pee if Drew's peeing, just to keep the conversation alive, give us something to do.
37:25🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's interesting because I usually get up at about the six hour mark, five and a half hour mark.
37:35🔗
Adam
Oh, you know me, Drew. I just sleep the day away. Yeah. I've been home for, I was home for 20 minutes today, those vlog.
37:51🔗
Love Line will be right back.
38:24🔗
Adam
Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And I see no reason not to hop back on the phones. Michelle?
38:38🔗
Hey, how are you?
38:41🔗
Caller
I've been, I had a baby back in October. And since then, I've been on the Depo Preparation Shot. And since then, I'm having a lot of moodiness and depression and a decrease in sex drive.
38:52🔗
Drew
Correct me, I'm sorry, tell me again, how long after the delivery did you start the depo?
38:59🔗
Caller
Yeah, right away. No babies. And so since then, I've been having all those complications. So my husband is looking to get a vasectomy. So I'm looking to get off the shot. But I'm wondering if there's anything that I can take to kind of help me get back to normal basically. Because I know it takes a while for the depo to kind of get out of your system.
39:26🔗
Caller
So it'll be due July 7th. So my doctor did tell me before I started that whenever I did get off of it, that it may take a while to get back to normal for my hormones and not to get back to normal.
39:38🔗
Drew
And it's hard to know how much of this is your pregnancy too. Yeah. Really the only thing, I can think of only two ways to go with this. Well, three. One is just to do nothing, give it time, and I suspect that would be the wisest way to go. Secondly, to consider some antidepressant because it seems like the moodiness and depression is a big part of what's going on here. And then thirdly, to consider going on a birth control pill that has a higher probability of increasing libido. Though that's hard to predict too. Sometimes things like the triphasic pills, which often increase libido, may decrease it in some people. I would just wait it out, at least a couple more months.
40:17🔗
Yeah.
40:26🔗
Hello. Yeah.
40:37🔗
Caller
I'm 18 right now, and I've been thinking of getting an enlargement, but I want to know how safe are they?
41:05🔗
Caller
Well, yeah. You know, after games, you know, in the showers. I'm like, I'm like happy. I mean, friends tell me that I shouldn't be worried about it, but I still want to get one, but I want to know how safe are they?
41:24🔗
Drew
Secondly, in every single case where I've encountered a male who's worried about this, it's had nothing to do with the penis, but everything to do with the esteem.
41:54🔗
Adam
Why don't you do that and stop worrying about your penis? Another thing, how big is it when it's erect?
42:02🔗
Adam
That's fine. Six? Yeah. Son of a bitch. You make me sick. There's nothing more insulting than having a guy calling in with a nice-sized wand and talking about how inadequate he is and how he wants to get an enlargement. Please. Drew, didn't you see any of your friends erect penises when you were growing up?
42:54🔗
Drew
Oh, this is like the chimpanzee cage. Really? You flung poo, you brewed, you tossed pee at each other, and then you masturbated to each other.
43:02🔗
Adam
Your point is? Listen, if you think the chimpanzee is a slight, you're dead wrong. There's nothing better than chimps. Chimps are loved. People love chimps. You go to the zoo, the most crowded exhibit is the monkey cage.
43:20🔗
Drew
So what you're saying is this is how you guys attracted attention to yourself by behaving like monkeys?
43:25🔗
Adam
No, we didn't attract attention to ourselves. I just had a very open relationship with my male peers growing up, so all their penises in the erect stage. Every one of them.
43:52🔗
Drew
Give me an example of when they, yes, please. When? Yeah, when you were witnessed, when you were...
44:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, you'd get a little wood in there with the hot jets firing there. We got women in there sometimes.
44:32🔗
Adam
Did that all the time. Sometimes you could launch, like, you know, bend it down and launch a nickel off of it or something, or do the sombrero trick, you know, or hang the towel off it.
44:52🔗
Adam
Certainly all of my close male friends, I have seen their erect penis on many occasions. Now, to be fair to them and their penis, it's been some time. It's been a little while, but by the time of 18, Scott was 18, oh yeah, absolutely. Could still pick any of my friends' penis out of a lineup. If they rounded up a bunch of guys like the police do, but just up against a piece of plywood and put a hole in it and everyone put their dork through it.
45:44🔗
Caller
All right. I'm moving, but this is the first girl I had sex with here about 10 times. Of course, I've counted, but I don't last that long at all.
45:57🔗
Caller
Like, oh, unless we do it a couple of times. First time is probably about, what, a minute, 45 seconds.
46:04🔗
Caller
If we go about two minutes, and then the third time, it'd probably be four at the tops.
46:09🔗
Adam
Holy mackerel. My nuts would turn inside out if I went three and six minutes. By the way, a bad sign when you're giving the sex estimate and you're breaking down into the seconds, a minute, minute 35, minute 40. That's a bad sign.
46:27🔗
Caller
We don't do it consecutively. We wait a little bit till I can get it back going again. You know what I'm saying?
46:58🔗
Caller
I don't understand how, you know, when I'm moving up north, I don't want to have sex up north if I can't last more than a minute the first time.
47:04🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah, you'll be thrown right out of Yukon country if you go up north. And who the hell knows where up north is?
47:16🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. All right. Hold on, you idiot. All right, we'll take a break. I'll come back to Yellow Jack after this.
48:16🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. It's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, Stroke 9 will be in here tomorrow night.
48:35🔗
Adam
Yeah, I was just talking to someone about that. Yeah, Dicky, our old and good friend from the Bostons, is going to come in here, and I guess a new record is coming out soon.
48:50🔗
Adam
Yeah, he was, no, it was even after the Grammys, I think. Well, listen, I love that guy, I love that band, and I can't wait for them to come in here, so that'll be, I'm guessing, Wednesday night, and I wish I could go to their show, but...
49:13🔗
Adam
All right, listen, Jack Hole, I don't know what club it's at, maybe it's at the whiskey. They were supposed to play the whiskey last time they were in town, and like a bathroom flooded out, and they closed the joint down.
49:24🔗
Adam
Yeah, apparently Jimmy took a dump in there earlier that afternoon, and they had to close the place down. Yeah, between him and his cousin Sal, it ain't pretty over there at the man show. Jimmy's ass anchors the second floor, and cousin Sal anchors down the third floor up there, and it's hard to walk around the place. They should put hand railings, because you start getting dizzy, and you have to sit down. It's that bad. Jack?
50:05🔗
Adam
I don't know what you can do. Here's my best advice for you. You have a steady girlfriend, right?
50:14🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah. You're moving up north to Indiana. Yeah. Because when I picture up north, I close my eyes.
50:22🔗
Adam
Yeah, Kentucky, Indiana. Yeah, Indiana. I'm moving up. Yeah, you know that old song. North to Indiana, Indiana. I haven't heard that one. The rush is on. Drew, you know the song, right? Yeah. Yeah, North to Indiana. You know the song I'm talking about?
51:07🔗
Adam
You know what? That's just a cop out. Because if you did that Stairway to Heaven, I'd know what you were talking about. Even though you're not Robert Plant. Don't turn it on me. How dare you? How dare you? North to Alaska, Anderson? No? Don't know that song?
51:33🔗
Adam
Man, it is, boy, I should just go kill myself. I'm working on it. Okay. All right. Listen, it's been covered a thousand times. I'm sure.
51:53🔗
Adam
Like when we did the TV show and you didn't know who Doug Henning was, and then you slowly realized that every mother effer at Loveline knew. Everyone from baby Barry who's all of 29 years old to the older cameraman, the Grips, Stone Stanley. Was there a person in that studio didn't know Doug Henning was, except for you and Catherine, the two people sitting next to me on stage.
52:32🔗
Adam
Dunces. All right, Jack, you're 18. Meet a new chick and work it out. You can work this out if you stay with one woman. You go from woman to woman and your penis is hyper excitable and it's scary and there you go.
53:07🔗
That would be me.
53:09🔗
Caller
I am. I've had my nipples pierced for two years, just about, and I don't think they've ever completely healed. I nurse both my children, and I have kind of large breasts, and I wonder if I didn't get the milk ducks pierced. They always seem to every day at least leak a few drops of a clear fluid, and then it dries, and I always have to keep them clean. I don't know if that's something that's normal.
53:33🔗
Adam
Milk duck sounds like something you might order at a movie theater. Yeah, give me the- Give me the large box. Give me the super-sized box of milk ducks over there.
53:54🔗
Caller
No, they're not really irritated. They become hypersensitive, but I guess that's just because-
54:04🔗
Caller
I did, after I had both my children, yes. Your mom should have been spayed. You're so gross.
54:12🔗
Caller
I wish they could be. They're large enough. I'd love to donate them to the young and the breastless if I could.
54:39🔗
Caller
No, actually, well, I'm about 160, and I've got about 20 pounds of boobs. I'm pretty petite. I'm five foot three. I'm pretty petite feature, so they're kind of obnoxious.
54:52🔗
Caller
It was just something I did on my 25th birthday just to do it. It was the first time I got drunk. I just graduated college. It seemed like the thing to do. I always thought they looked kind of cool, so I left them in.
55:08🔗
Adam
Two degrees from a junior college, like having a quarter of a degree from a regular college.
55:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. You make me nervous because you have two kids and you're out getting your boobs pierced.
55:49🔗
Adam
All right. So the point is, is you already had the kids. This is mama going out and getting the piercings. All right. Settle down.
55:56🔗
Adam
Settle down and start acting like mama. No, they don't know about the piercings, per se. They just are living with someone who thinks it's a good idea to go out and get piercings after being the mother of two.
56:10🔗
Adam
That's what they're feeling. They can't narrow it down. They just know something's wrong, and that's enough.
56:16🔗
Caller
I think the fact that I ride a sport bike probably bothers them a lot more than anything else. But that's...
56:31🔗
Adam
Hold on a second. Let me talk to Drew. Listen, I want to take away her boobs and her kids. I really do. What the hell is mama on a Katana for? I mean, Katana is a little rice rockets. You're looking at me, Drew? I don't know. What is that? What do you do? Do you go home and climb into a casket every night? Is that what happens?
57:01🔗
Adam
If someone is watching television and you're in the room, do you have them shut it off before you pass by it or if you see it in a mirror or if you see it in a newspaper or something? I run. You know what you're like? You're like a sequestered juror.
57:19🔗
Adam
That's really you. You're like the OJ jury. Yes. You're held up in some Ramada with no TV and no newspaper and you never heard anything.
57:39🔗
Adam
Oh my God. All right. Cherie is driving essentially a racing motorcycle. You know what I'm saying?
57:48🔗
Adam
With the full fairing and the cafe handlebars and the whole thing. You know, it's a Katana 600. You know, it's like one out of four chance you're going to buy it on that thing in the next four years. Right. Yeah, especially those cans. God knows it must be hard to steer that thing. Yeah. Hey, Cherie? Listen, stop it. Stop it. You have kids now. I do have kids now. All right. You start acting like momma. I'm not telling. Shut up. Shut up and listen to me. I'm not telling you not to have fun. I'm telling you to quit acting out. You sell that sport bike.
58:27🔗
Adam
Good. Give those up too. Good. You're going to get cleaned out and then who's going to raise your kids?
58:37🔗
Caller
No. My work schedule would never allow. When we split up, he had to take them. I work six days a week.
58:49🔗
Caller
Dr. Drew, will you please tell me if they should have healed by now or if this is abnormal?
59:12🔗
Caller
I do the same work my mom does, biomedical research, animal, we're veterinary nurses, that type of thing, DNA makers, what have you.
59:23🔗
Caller
I didn't want to, but when I lost the house and we separated, he ran home to his half million dollar house, mommy's half million dollar house. I didn't know where to go and I couldn't pay the $900 a month rent. I tried to get a roommate to keep my kids with me and it turned out to be some psycho from a newspaper, a bad, bad situation.
59:40🔗
Caller
I see them once a week. I have two days off, but I work one of the two to make extra money.
1:00:13🔗
Adam
Right. Here's why I don't like magicians. In order to be a magician, you got to have a lot of downtime. A lot of downtime as a kid. I mean, I couldn't be a magician growing up because-
1:00:28🔗
Adam
I had to go get one of my friends in a headlock and look at his erect penis. You know what I mean? I was a busy man. No, I mean, I couldn't be a magician because I had to interact with my friends. It was either a football game and then it would give way to basketball and then it was baseball or whatever. You just go constantly. Magicians are like these weird introverted screwed up guys. It was that or serial raping. I can't say that I'm happy they chose the magician as a vocation. Rachel?
1:01:03🔗
Yeah?
1:01:22🔗
Adam
You can still do porn if you get a note from your doctor. Yeah. All right. Why don't you just do porn at 18?
1:01:32🔗
Adam
Uh-huh. Well, you know, it's refreshing to hear a young person giving some thought to their career in this day and age. And so just porn or what else? Anything else?
1:02:27🔗
Adam
Okay. Now listen, I wouldn't talk to my mom either if I was 14. Where's your dad? Now, wait a minute. Don't answer that. You want to do some gambling? Hold on.
1:02:39🔗
Adam
I don't have a real clear read on it either. Look at Drew. He's been holding that same dollar in his wallet for six months now. Pretty scared to part with it. It's got moss on it.
1:03:01🔗
Adam
All right. Now, I'm not getting a serious vibe, but it's been far too long since we've gambled here, Drew. Yeah. Well, we know mom's around.
1:03:18🔗
Adam
Talking about sex, she seems like the kind of who's not going to cop too much though, getting that vibe. Physical, something physical? Maybe dad's still around. Maybe dad's around in very distant, standoffish. Jesus.
1:03:45🔗
Drew
I can't get it. I'm with you. Parents are together. Not the usual abuse situation. In fact, I think that this is sort of some weird 14-year-old fantasy. This is not the girl that's going to be in the pornography.
1:04:02🔗
Drew
Yeah, parents together. But it's not our usual thing. This is not going to be somebody who's in the porn.
1:04:07🔗
Adam
I'm going other sibling. She feels gets too much more attention because of his or her achievements in high school, sports, whatever.
1:04:22🔗
Adam
But what's my specific one? Other sibling that's getting more attention? All right, interesting. Never picked that one before. Rachel? Yeah. Your parents together? Yeah. Yeah. Funny, we've never gambled that the parents were still together. Both of us. Yeah, we both had that feeling that your parents were together. Brothers or sisters?
1:05:12🔗
Caller
Well, my younger brother is 12 and he's pretty normal and then my other one is 6 and he's...
1:05:22🔗
Adam
Uh-huh. And now, Drew, you want to do some questioning? Now, she does have an older sibling that's getting attention, but it's not good attention. It's just attention.
1:05:32🔗
Drew
Yeah. Where have you felt powerless in your life? Has anything happened to you that made you feel real bad about yourself?
1:05:59🔗
Drew
You know what? I think the parents are perfectionistic. Everything's got to be just, you know, this is a reaction to everything. You have to look good on the surface. Your parents, like, super well turned out. You know, your family.
1:06:18🔗
Adam
I see. Hmm. And I'm trying to make my dollar here. Do you feel like your parents spend too much time thinking about your older sister and what she's up to?
1:06:47🔗
Adam
Yeah. Thank you. All right. Hey, Rachel. Yeah? You know what? I got to be honest with you.
1:06:55🔗
Adam
You're not going to be in porn. No one's done anything to you that's significant enough.
1:07:03🔗
Adam
This is one of those. You know, we don't say too much. This is a phase. This is one of the 14 female and...
1:07:14🔗
Adam
All right. Now, it's interesting. And I'm not going to spin this or twist this too much. You stop me if I do. But you and I were going to gamble on Rachel just because we decided we needed to gamble. And we both got the vibe that the parents were together, even though we don't let people get into this show whose parents are together. But neither one of us, we certainly didn't get the strong parents are apart vibe, which we get on every gambling opportunity. The other one is this is the only time we've ever gambled where we didn't pick something specific and horrendous. We never said alcohol. We never said sexual abuse. We never said physical abuse. We never spoke of any kind of trauma. And then I picked an older sibling that was getting too much attention. Although I was wrong in the sense that I thought it was positive attention.
1:08:05🔗
Adam
Which was, you know, captain of the volleyball team at school and parents going to the game. But basically it's the same vibe which is parents spending so much time looking after somebody else, trying to talk them into or out of something and you're not acting out and you're getting neglected.
1:08:30🔗
Adam
Really? Okay. All right. For those of you, and listen, don't you, A-holes, you know, you call this show and you go, Adam, you're so funny and Drew, you are smart.
1:08:43🔗
Adam
Thank you very much. Thank you. All right. It takes a great man to admit when he's great. Who said that, Drew?
1:08:54🔗
Adam
All right. Enjoy. Yeah, it's the Loveline. Stroke Nine will be in here tomorrow night, and then I think the mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty, mighty, boss tones are gonna be in here on Wednesday, if I'm not mistaken. I spoke to producer Ann today, who's not in tonight. She's a-
1:10:07🔗
Adam
Little this, little that. No, we're talking about people that I know, people that are celebrities or at least quasi-celebrities who may want to do the show, who I never seem to get on the show. Yeah.
1:10:23🔗
Drew
So you're giving us Jeff Bridges, Tom Hanks, come on Adam. What do you even bring it up?
1:10:28🔗
Adam
Well, here's the reality and here's, I don't need to do another 10 minutes on why I hate publicists, but very quickly, here's the problem and here's how it works. I go to the Playboy Mansion to do a PI on a Tuesday night. Talking to Howie Mandel about his son's circumcision. I'm walking away. I hear a voice yelling my name. I turn around. It's Jeff Bridges. The guy's a great actor. He's done many movies. I'm a fan of his. He comes running up to me. I couldn't be happier. He tells me how much he enjoys the show. I immediately say to him how about coming on the show. He says it would be his pleasure. And then a couple of nights later, I'm doing Killborn. And a few people from, they do it in the same building, PI and Killborn. A couple of PI people come up and said, you know, we're hanging out with Jeff Bridges after the Playboy Mansion. He had a few cocktails. And he wanted to come over to the radio show and do it that night. He was saying we should go over there and blah, blah, blah. And then here's how it works. I tell Ann, Ann calls the publicist and the publicist says that he's not interested. Now, is it Jeff who's not interested or is it the publicist who's not interested in Jeff's behalf? And if it is Jeff who's not interested, why did Jeff chase me down while I was walking away with my back to him and tell him, tell me how much he wanted to be on the show. So that I will then chalk up to the publicist and that's why I really don't like publicist. Publicist are basically, first off, if this was a hundred years ago, they'd be building the railroads. They'd, China men be right out of a job. They'd have publicist doing that because they do nothing else. They have no tangible skills. Number two, they're really sort of, they blackmail you. Here's how the game works. Publicist handles Jeff Bridges and five people you've never heard of. Now, what they say is sure, you can have Jeff Bridges, but you're going to have to have the cast members from Full Boat in New UPN Show 4.30 on a Tuesday afternoon. It's on. You got to put them on and then we'll see about Bridges. So it's essentially- It's extortion. I don't know any way else to describe it. Not every publicist is a major A-hole, but most every single one of them are A-holes, who I just don't like in general. Just like I said, publicist. Listen, whether you're riding parking tickets, a publicist or a casting agent, there's certain jobs. I look at A-hole jobs. Once in a while, there's a diamond in there.
1:13:53🔗
Caller
Well, before I get into my problem, I'm going to tell you about your song, North to Alaska.
1:14:29🔗
Adam
Oh, well, that explains a lot. It is not North to Alaska. Now, he may say South to Mexico at a certain point in the song. Like, I'm not going South. No, it's not North to Alaska.
1:14:43🔗
Adam
No, no, no. It's something. And this isn't verbatim. But here's the gist. North to Alaska. Come on, the rush is on. He's telling people to go to Alaska for the gold rush. Not go North to Alaska and then go South to Mexico, you retard. Cami, what's going on? Somebody find me this song so I can prove I'm always right.
1:15:07🔗
Caller
OK, anyway, this is really hard to explain, so bear with me. Yeah, about six years ago, it started and it kind of is off and on. When you know when you're starting to fall asleep and you're just kind of like on the verge of it, but not quite, I have like this paralysis. It's really hard to explain, but like I hear like this humming in my head and I'm awake, but I can't pull myself out of it. I almost feel like something really heavy is laying on me.
1:15:36🔗
Caller
No, it just comes every now and then. Like I can go months without it and then when it comes on again, it's like maybe every night for a couple of weeks.
1:16:01🔗
Caller
And like when I wake up, when I finally can pull myself out of it, I feel almost sick, like kind of a headache and my heart is pounding.
1:16:11🔗
Drew
Yeah, this could be a seizure phenomenon. It could be a lot of things, but it does need to be evaluated. You should see a neurologist.
1:16:18🔗
Adam
You may have a tumor. That's why you thought he said north to Alaska and then south to Mexico.
1:16:40🔗
Adam
Oh, how dare you. How dare you. Please, I'll have you know that I stole some pot from the desk of one of my co-workers weeks ago and haven't touched it. Thank you. How dare you. Come on, somebody get us the lyrics to north to Alaska, please.
1:17:02🔗
Adam
No. No. I was thinking of that Sinatra song, Down Mexico Way or whatever the hell that one is. Danny? Yeah. Hold on a second.
1:17:25🔗
Drew
Not known, really. I'm concerned that it may cause mood disturbances, anxiety, panic, just like all other hallucinogens. It probably has that potential, but I've not seen it.
1:18:03🔗
Adam
No. Are you depressed? Not really. You sound depressed. You gotta start listening to North to Alaska. I'll pep you right up. He's on hold for 75 minutes, and he sure got a lot of bang for his buck there. All right. It's not gonna do anything. But listen.
1:18:27🔗
Adam
Listen, all you screwed up 15-year-olds that are already depressed and smoking too much weed. Stop experimenting with drugs. Stop it.
1:18:35🔗
Adam
You give yourself a few years. Let your brain dry. All right. Where are we? Come on. John?
1:18:46🔗
Caller
Yeah. I caught my dad and another guy having sex. And I want to know if I should confront him about it.
1:19:31🔗
Drew
I know. That's why I'm gonna find out what the supposedly did when he walked in. What'd they do when you walked in?
1:19:39🔗
Caller
he didn't know. Well, I like was gonna go in. The door was like open and I was gonna go in and I kind of looked in there and he didn't see me looking. I guess.
1:19:59🔗
Adam
Don't say anything to him. You gotta move out of the house pretty soon, though, right? All right. You're 18, right?
1:20:27🔗
Drew
Oh, forget it. It's not even possibly, not even remotely possibly true. I mean, nothing that couldn't have happened, but I could hear his friends giggling in the background.
1:21:04🔗
Caller
Yeah, actually, I'm calling, Drew, I kind of got this pain below my belly button. It feels like it's in my lower abs. It hurts every time I run and do sit-ups. And I read somewhere, some STD could give you a pain in your abs.
1:21:17🔗
Drew
Well, sure, it can if almost any of the STDs can get up the urethra and into the testes and cause pain up into the abdomen and the prostate. But there's so many other things that can cause abdominal pain, even appendicitis or irritable bowel. There's a million things that can do it.
1:21:35🔗
Caller
Right, I mean, because I run every day and I was just wondering maybe I pulled something, but I also like have unprotected sex a lot. No, not a lot, but...
1:21:43🔗
Caller
Um, it's more or less just, it's like, it's deep kind of. It's more, it just feels like more or less like a strained muscle, but...
1:22:04🔗
Caller
But I also have kind of a little, I like to call it raw dick, because, I don't know, maybe it's just too much masturbation and not enough lubricant. But sort of like my penis is, it's turned a little red, a little worn off skin.
1:22:21🔗
Caller
A day? You want to talk all-time record or you want to talk day? A day, I'd say, I could probably go four times in a day. My all-time record was, it came junior year on, it was junior year of high school.
1:22:44🔗
Caller
I had 11 times in one day, but that was a 24-hour period, not one day. It depends on how you want to...
1:22:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, right. Yeah, no, no, you got 24. You go on the military clock like I do, when it comes to masturbation.
1:22:54🔗
Caller
I mean, it gets, you know, like we had a contest going on during high school, and I had 11 on one sick day, but you have to plan it, you know?
1:23:00🔗
Drew
How did you sort of... How did you confirm the sort of the number? It was a contest, how were you sort of...
1:23:14🔗
Drew
Well, you could be irritating your prostate from all this activity. That's a certain possibility that that worn-off skin could also be a little herpes. Who knows? You don't know if you have that or not. But this should be evaluated. It's probably nothing.
1:23:32🔗
Adam
Listen, I prefer to be with your wife too, to be truth be told. Yeah, for now. Don't worry. She's got the hots for me. She likes my brand of rough love. Yeah, I think I got one off after midnight last night. So that counts as one. And then I took care of a little business this morning.
1:23:58🔗
Adam
And then, yeah, always. And then I popped in the house for about 20 minutes. And for some reason, I think that would have been number three. Now, I won't get number four today because technically it will be after midnight when I get home. You know what I mean?
1:24:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, they really are. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little bit of a break.
1:24:23🔗
Adam
Oh, has the song for us. Now, hold on a second now. Oh, he's 14. Hold on. Michael? Yeah. You have the North to Alaska song?
1:24:46🔗
Adam
I see. All right. There we go. All right. Yeah, it's good. It's good to hard truck driver. Good hard truck driver, right? How'd you know? All right. Hold on a second, Michael. That's right. It's Johnny Horton's song. All right. We'll see who's right with the lyrics of North to Alaska. This is right in our demo's wheelhouse right after this.
1:25:42🔗
Adam
Yeah. All right. Well, we've got our North to Alaska song figured out here. Now, as you'll recall, a listener called in, and here's how basically this started. An hour ago, some guy talked about going up north, and we're from LA. So up north means San Francisco, and then it means Oregon, and then eventually it means Canada, and then eventually Alaska. But in this, because he's one of our callers, it meant that Indiana, which sounds funny to us. So I started singing the North Indiana, come on the Russia zone. Of course, Drew looked at me because, as I said, Drew is like a sequestered juror who has no contact with the outside world except for a subscription to JAMA that he sits and reads. And has no idea what I'm talking about ever. When I was trying to explain to him, that was a fairly big song. And as it turns out, it was 1960 and it was reached number four on the billboard charts, if they even had them back then. Apparently they did because it was number four. All right. So Michael has the song. Yep.
1:27:07🔗
Adam
I like. Michael, pull the phone away. Wait a minute, this is just too loud, Aaron. Just got to pull that phone away from the speaker a little. Drew, this is good radio, isn't it?
1:28:20🔗
Adam
That's right. Not the North to Alaska and South to Mexico. What kind of retard comes up with that line? Jesus Christ. Once again, proving the point, I am always right. Always, about everything, all the time. Thank you. All right, look, come on, let's hear the course one more time.
1:28:42🔗
Adam
Pull the phone away, pull a little farther away from the speaker, all right buddy? All right, buddy. That sounded like it was up Johnny Horton's ass.
1:28:51🔗
Adam
All right, come on. What kind of crappy phone is this kid got? Is it, is... Why is it the one guy who has the Johnny Horton tape doesn't have a phone that works? All right. I'd like to just have one line dedicated to Johnny Horton songs that we could just punch into when we felt like it throughout the evening. I think he's worked it out now. I got to get to the North to Alaska line one more time.
1:29:39🔗
Adam
Well, how often do you get to hear Johnny Horton? You know how much the kids dig Johnny Horton. I think...
1:29:53🔗
Adam
No, not yet. Well, here it comes. Look, to Alaska, come on, the rush is on. All right.
1:30:16🔗
Adam
Wow. No way. How do you do that, Drew? You're older than me. You should know that one. You were born. Melissa?
1:30:29🔗
Caller
Hey, my question was, my boyfriend and I have been together for four years, and I've never had any disease or anything. Just recently, within the last month, we had oral sex, and he had a blister on his lip, and I contracted herpes. I went to the doctor. I totally had herpes.
1:31:01🔗
Caller
I wasn't really sure. I thought maybe he had cheated on me or something. I really wasn't too sure.
1:31:22🔗
Adam
He went down on me and then I got vaginal herpes. Is that possible? Which is the first retarded question.
1:31:31🔗
Adam
Of course it is. That's how you got the vaginal herpes. Yes. Then she said, well, I didn't know how I got it. I thought he'd been cheating on me.
1:31:41🔗
Drew
I think she was just didn't believe that you go oral to genital and therefore was rummining about the possibility that his penis actually transmitted to him.
1:31:56🔗
Adam
No, no, no. Wait a minute. Do you think your boyfriend was cheating? Why do you think your boyfriend was cheating? You saw he had a lesion on his lip.
1:32:20🔗
Adam
Yes. I'm not quite sure about the cheating part. Did you think, and this isn't going to be easy, but did you think it came from his penis possibly?
1:33:03🔗
Drew
Bye-bye. I was going to tell you this. DJ Quall is who we interviewed last week, a product of a teen pregnancy.
1:33:29🔗
Caller
Made comets, tore up my penis, played play games and rubbed me, and would play like chasing games, run around and pinch me. And I'm just wondering, Dr. Drew, am I justified in thinking that that's a wrong act? Is that worth me bringing up?
1:33:50🔗
Caller
Okay, like I'd be laying on the couch and she would be tickling me and rubbing me with her forearm in my crotch to a point where she knew I was aroused and there wasn't a question. She kept going.
1:34:12🔗
Adam
She was weird and a little out of line, but you're not damaged goods and eh, I'd leave it alone.
1:34:22🔗
Caller
Remember when I was listening to you ripping to a girl about getting her nipples pierced?
1:34:47🔗
Adam
I don't care what. Oh, shut up. What the hell? First off, I don't care if I'm a hypocrite. It's my goddamn show.
1:35:33🔗
Drew
Oh, I thought this show would never come to a close. North to Alaska, torture, torture. Well, tomorrow night, stroke nine, Wednesday night, we're expecting Dickey and maybe some of the Boston's in here. And until then, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla saying mahalo.
1:35:58🔗
Caller
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