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Loveline. Yep, it's Loveline.
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Adam
Hello, my little pretties. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. He's in New York City right now, sitting at the fabulous Westwood II affiliate over there. He will be theoretically will be chiming in any second now. They're trying to hash out a little technical difficulty. So until then, it's just me and you. 311 is coming up a little bit later this week and it's always fun to see those guys. Drew should be patching in any moment now, but I want to talk about this Daylight Savings for a second. I never get over it. I don't know if any of you do. But I always feel raped. When I have to set that goddamn clock forward an hour, I feel like I've been sodomized. I really do. I had to work this morning. And it really underscores it when you have to work. Now, thankfully, most of the time and most of you do not have to work Sunday morning. And I usually don't have to work Sunday morning either. But I just happen to have to work this Sunday morning. And moving it ahead that hour, before you go to bed drunk at 1.45, 2 a.m., pushing it ahead to 3, it's like I really, I would have rather, I would have rather lost a family member. And now, now I don't wish I did. But, but at the time, last night, when I was pushing the clock ahead, I do. Is Drew with us? No. All right. We will take ourselves a phone call. And hopefully Drew will be up in just a matter of seconds. We'll start with Victor. Victor, you're 13.
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Yeah. Hey.
3:05🔗
Every time I ejaculate, I have to urinate.
3:14🔗
Yeah.
3:15🔗
Adam
Right. That's a God's urine router cleaning out your pipes. That's how you're set up. That's fine.
3:24🔗
All right.
3:29🔗
Yeah.
3:33🔗
Hey, Adam.
3:35🔗
I can also light my farts.
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Yeah.
3:41🔗
Yeah.
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Adam
You're 13. You're already on to this. I was on to this at a fairly young age. I run into adult men, guys in their early 30s. Never heard of it, never tried it, never want to do it. Don't you find that sad?
4:13🔗
Caller
About a year ago, I did ecstasy for the first time, and I ended up doing it three times that week.
4:21🔗
Caller
I loved it. Two weeks later, I did acid for the first time, and the very next night, I did ecstasy again.
4:50🔗
Caller
No. I've been to a couple of doctors. I thought I had something wrong with my heart, but they diagnosed me with costicangitis.
4:57🔗
Adam
Oh, yes. Know it well. That's when your angina gets costicized. This was the first time you did either one of these drugs?
5:13🔗
Caller
I don't know. I just fell in love with ecstasy right away. And I had a great month. The month was just totally mind-boggling.
5:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely did. So anyway, Mark did a bunch of ecstasy and a bunch of acid in one month.
5:42🔗
Drew
Yeah, I heard the whole thing. And in fact, the National Institute of Drug and Alcohol Abuse going to come out with a major health initiative, a major sort of public health campaign to help people understand how much damage is done by ecstasy and acid and that even a moderate amount of use, they have now pet scans that show the serotonin systems in the brain destroyed.
6:02🔗
Adam
Listen, who cares about the dogs and the cats? We're talking about human lives here, Drew.
6:15🔗
Adam
I had to work today. And like I, like I was saying at the top of the show, setting the clock ahead an hour when you have to work early Sunday morning.
6:35🔗
Drew
But Mark, listen, this is serious crap. This is really serious stuff. And I just, in fact, just recently spoke. I've just now, in fact, talking at a few colleges and spoke at Duke today. And unbelievable how many ecstasy people are doing. Un-effing-believable.
6:49🔗
Drew
And it is one of the drugs that we know a lot about. It's damaging effects. You need to see a doctor, a psychiatrist that's used to dealing with addiction medicine. The cost of chondritis and all the chest pain and whatnot is all part of the mood disturbances and anxiety that goes along with ecstasy.
7:30🔗
Caller
I had taken the morning after pill. Oh, God. I don't even know how, like two, three weeks ago, and I took OVRET, and they gave me the 20 pills.
7:40🔗
Caller
Yeah. Anyway, I had talked to my nurse practitioner and I haven't got my period. I'm just really sick all of a sudden. I'm really tired. I go moody.
8:03🔗
Caller
You know what? I did earlier this week and it came back negative and I told her that. But she told me to disregard it because I was on the pill. I screwed up on the pill. That's why I've taken the morning after pill. It's something about it sucks the test sometimes. I don't know and I just start spotting but I've never had it before. It's like really like pink.
8:29🔗
Drew
I mean as you well know I think you know that bleeding at this stage of a pregnancy if there's a pregnancy can be a sign of a tubal pregnancy or an atopic pregnancy. What do you think?
8:49🔗
Caller
Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina, the old vagina. I know what goes on in the old vagina. That's why I do the show. Everyone, who knows?
9:05🔗
Adam
Here's the thing. It's very complicated down there. And I was sort of, you know, I'm always looking for my good analogies. The vagina is like, it's like a koi pond. I was talking about koi ponds earlier today, but I'm thinking this is what the vagina is.
9:28🔗
Adam
No, it's a koi pond in that, you know, the pH levels have to be right. You have to keep it filtered. I mean, it's a, it's a high maintenance thing. I mean, if you take a, if you dig a hole in the back of your yard, fill it with water and throw a few fish in there, unless you're on it, you know, 24 seven, those fish are going to be floating in a couple of days. Whereas the guy, guy's penis is like a rock garden. Yeah, it's like with a cactus in it. You know what I mean? Yeah, once in a while, you got to yank a weed. But that's about it. Just leave it alone. You don't have to water it.
10:03🔗
Drew
But Sarah does need to get a pregnancy test and she should see a gynecologist to be sure this is not a big topic pregnancy.
10:11🔗
Caller
Yes. Last weekend, one of my girlfriend's friends, I guess it was a joke or something, but they put a condom in her bookbag.
10:30🔗
Caller
On Friday, I was talking to her and she started acting like really weird. So I told her I'd talk to her tomorrow, that I think that we should have some time apart.
10:45🔗
Adam
I believe the condom part. I just don't believe the part about her not wanting to break up with him. You know what I'm saying?
11:07🔗
Caller
But like I talked to her the next night, yeah, and I asked her why she was so upset the night before, and she said that her parents wanted us to break up and all because of the condom in her book bag.
11:30🔗
Adam
It's a little creepy. All right. So her parents want to break up. And you think that's why she wants to break up?
11:44🔗
Caller
And like every time I talk to her, she's telling me about like these jokes her father's making, like, oh, you're still breaking up with Brad? Oh yeah, that's right. You have to.
11:57🔗
Adam
Hey, Brad. Yeah. When you're 16, you shouldn't go out with a 14 year old anyway. Even if you're sort of arrested emotionally like yourself, you still shouldn't go out with them. And number two, if she didn't want to break up with you in some way, she would not. That's right. Believe me, she wouldn't. So take this as a sign that maybe she wants to break up. Because, I mean, let's just, let's put it this way. Let's say she was madly and deeply in love with Brad. And someone had put the condom in the book bag. What do you think her conversation with the parents would have been like? She would have been crying, saying, I can't believe you don't believe me. This was a joke. Suzie did it. I will call Suzie on the phone right now. You can listen on the other line. I'll ask her about it. She'll tell you. I mean, just think about what people do when they want something. As I had cited, I think it was the last week or the week before, you want to know about people's determination. Look at drug addicts. The poorest people in the world have the most expensive habit in the world, and they manage to do it, don't they? People without jobs, without houses, without cars, without credit cards, without banks or ATMs can keep alive two, three hundred dollar a day habits.
13:22🔗
Adam
When they're high. Yeah. So tell me when you want to get something done, you don't, I mean, the human spirit is pretty crazy with that when you want to do something. That's too bad. People can't sink their teeth into other, other aspects of life like they do addiction.
13:41🔗
Adam
Yeah. I'm going to, I'm going to sell my mom's engagement ring so I can donate it to Jerry's kids. And what happened to Jessica?
13:53🔗
Caller
I heard something about like you get after your period or something like 15 days or something after like you can't get pregnant or something like that.
14:02🔗
Drew
If you haven't ovulated, but there's really no way you can predict with certainty that fact.
14:07🔗
Caller
Because if you tell something to us at school, like your little thing that holds the kid like can't grow back or something like that.
14:18🔗
Adam
No? What kind of private school? People are paying for that little thing that holds your kid? Conversation you're having?
14:31🔗
Drew
Go to a medical textbook and look at how a menstrual cycle works. There's you sort of have a follicle that develops. It releases an egg. The egg is available for basically a day in the tube to be fertilized. And then that's it. When those eggs become available can be variable.
14:50🔗
Drew
In an ideal situation, yes, first 15 days there's no egg available but you can't predict that in every person.
14:55🔗
Adam
Well it's not the first 15 days because most women ovulate I think two weeks or 15 days after they finish your period, right? So I mean if you did it on the 13th, 14th, 15th day there'd be a pretty good chance there'd be a bullet in a chamber.
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Drew
They wait there for three days for that egg to be released. It's within 24 hours of ovulation that the majority of pregnancies occur but not within 24 hours of intercourse which is why you have three days to use the morning after pill.
15:59🔗
Caller
Hey. First of all, I got to say, Dr. Drew? Yeah. When I saw you here in Springfield, Missouri back in February, you were fantastic.
16:09🔗
Caller
You were absolutely wonderful. I loved your presentation. I thought you were really good.
16:25🔗
Drew
I can't help but rub in the fact that when I first started doing this on my own, Adam had to chime in and go, you're not going to believe how hard these things are, how you're going to appreciate how much I do for you, how I tow the line for you.
16:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's right. Hey, speaking of Dr. Drew, Drew, I heard a drdrew.com commercial on the radio.
16:49🔗
Adam
Now hold on, we're not done waxing about Dr. Drew's other careers. All right, see what you do when you bring up those compliments for Dr. Drew.
16:57🔗
Oh, he was great, though.
16:58🔗
Caller
But anyway... Sorry, the thing is that just last week I finished up on spring break and I went down to Mexico. And the deal is that I met a girl and we started French kissing when we were dancing.
17:16🔗
Caller
And then about 30 minutes later, she proceeded to give me oral sex. And then I gave it to her. And the deal is that I'm a virgin.
17:37🔗
Caller
Oh, well, I mean, I didn't expect it to happen. Like I said, I mean, I never had anything like this happen before.
17:53🔗
Caller
Yeah, she's the one who pulled down my pants after we took a little walk. We walked down the beach and gave me oral sex. And then I barely, the deal is I barely put my tongue on the tip of her quit at all. And she still wanted to give it to me more after that.
18:21🔗
Caller
That's kind of what I'm thinking. But I'm thinking more on the lines of the two guys that, well, it was all good and great at the time. Like I said, I'm a virgin and it was all great, but I'm scared to death about what could be going on right now with the diseases.
18:50🔗
Caller
No. Actually, what happened was after I said to her, she had a friend with her and her friend had a guy with her that they just met that night. And then I said to her, do you want to go hang out for a little while later? And she's like, really? She said, it's not that I don't trust you. She said, it's just the fact that.
19:07🔗
Caller
Yeah. She's like, I just met you and I don't want to go too far with you. And I said, okay.
19:12🔗
Adam
Oh, God. I'm going to kill myself and come back as a freshman. I swear to Christ, you know, you get a Hummer on the beach in Mexico and that's not crossing the line.
19:28🔗
Adam
You know what really kills this for me, Drew, personally? There's a lot of guys and I know guys all claim to enjoy a little oral sex being performed on them.
19:40🔗
Adam
Every guy says they like that. But you know what the reality is? There's a lot of guys that aren't nuts about it.
19:46🔗
Drew
Right. There's a certain group that's just into it and I think a majority that are just...
19:55🔗
Adam
It's like, hey, I'm really making some time. This means she likes me. And they sort of like the gesture.
20:02🔗
Adam
But as far as the sensation, it's all right. They'd rather be having sex. I really like the BJs.
20:11🔗
Adam
Yeah. I really enjoy them. So to hear these stories, it really kills me. It's almost devastating. Almost.
20:33🔗
Drew
Well, oral sex, you can get any of the usual sexually transmitted disease with Adam. And recently, oral sex has been shown to transmit HIV from male to female.
20:55🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, so, Dr. Drew, the thing is, is it something that I need to go get myself tested?
21:01🔗
Drew
Why not? Not if, well, unless you're having symptoms. If you're not having a sore throat, no discharge.
21:09🔗
Drew
I, you know, I think it's a responsible thing for people to be tested in general, to get hepatitis B vaccines, those sorts of things. But I don't think you have to rush out and get tested if you are not having symptoms.
21:21🔗
Adam
You see Jay over here was molested while in a mental hospital, which sounds like one of the worst weekends of his life. You have Heather over here. Her dad has never hit her, but she's afraid of him.
21:37🔗
Adam
You know what I mean? That's what I want my kids to be. Just scared of me without having to actually abuse them.
21:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's nice because who can complain? It's like, hey, honey, I never hit you. That's a healthy respect. That's fine. Let me just say hi to Jay before we go to break. Jay?
22:09🔗
Yeah.
22:18🔗
Caller
Well, I thought I was gay before I went in but now I'm just more open about it and I feel more strongly.
22:24🔗
All right. All right.
22:46🔗
Caller
I've just had severe bouts of depression and I'm bipolar, I have ADHD and I just got out again from the same hospital like three weeks ago. Wow.
23:18🔗
Adam
Yeah, I don't think you could get a popsicle stick that's been rubbed down with butter into my ass. I really don't. I'm proud of that too, Drew.
23:30🔗
Adam
All right, wise ass. That's part of it. I'll tell you, the first thing in me that tightens up is the anus.
23:39🔗
Adam
You'd have a better shot getting your prick in my ear than you would in my ass. Or go around front and try the urethra.
23:51🔗
Adam
Or I could just fold my scrotum into a taco and you could have it that, which I've been known to do for the lads. But the anus tightens right up. It really does. I don't really even technically know how that rape works. You know what I mean?
24:09🔗
Adam
I mean, here's the deal. No matter what, even if the guy said to you, listen, unless you comply, I'm going to put this shiv in your liver.
24:24🔗
Wouldn't it?
24:43🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, I can barely work it when she signed off and we've had her attorney look at it and everything's on the up and up. You know what I'm saying?
24:54🔗
Adam
I mean, we'll see. Yeah. I don't know how that works. I know people are going to get pissed off at this conversation, but if there's a woman and she's like kicking and pawing and screaming, and her legs are all over the place, and the guy's got to keep that erection. I have two wine coolers. I can't find the vagina.
25:20🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah, three wine coolers, I lose the penis, too. I can't find the vagina and the anus? Forget about it. I don't know how this works. I wonder how much actual male on male raping is real rape. You know, I mean, good old fashioned prison sodomy. I'm going to look into that.
25:43🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'll be back with an answer, you know, after the break, Drew. I'm going to ask my peeps. All right, we'll be back after this.
26:28🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. And we'll hop back on the phones and speak to Claire, who's 27.
26:42🔗
Well, I am 28, and I was diagnosed with ADD when I was very young, in my early teens. And I've been taking Ritalin off and on since then. And now, I take more than I'm supposed to to get high.
27:04🔗
I'm sorry?
27:07🔗
Well, I take Zoloft.
27:15🔗
When I take the Ritalin, I want to drink, and so I usually do.
27:23🔗
Uh, yeah.
27:27🔗
What, that?
27:28🔗
Drew
I'm firmly of the opinion that people with ADD after the age of 18 should not be on Ritalin, except in extraordinary circumstances. It fuels addiction. Before 18...
27:39🔗
Go ahead.
27:39🔗
Drew
Before 18, it turns out to be a pretty good idea. It tends to improve your personality development, self-esteem, and whatnot, but after that, it tends to fuel addiction, and you need to talk to your doctor about your addictive disease.
27:49🔗
Well, that's what my question is. Let's see. My doctor is a neighbor, and his wife and I are very good friends.
27:56🔗
Drew
Well, that's a mistake. And so what will happen? Listen, you should never have a dual relationship with your doctor. That ill serves you. You need to have somebody who is there as your physician, and that's it. It doesn't have dual kinds of interest in you.
28:12🔗
So he'll write my prescriptions for me when I go in every three months, and he'll like date them for each month, one for that month that I'm there, and then the next, and then the next.
28:27🔗
My question is that I will find an excuse, because I'll run out early. I'll find an excuse to call him and say, hey...
28:38🔗
I'm wondering, will he be able to find out that I'm filling all of the prescriptions? I mean, do they go back to the doctor after they get filled?
28:46🔗
Drew
Of course he will, but he's not paying attention. He's probably not someone who's real familiar with dealing with the combination of addiction and ADD, and it's not serving you well.
29:04🔗
Okay, if I just stop taking it, let's say I just stop taking it.
29:23🔗
Drew
That's her question. How is the doctor going to find out? Of course, the Ritalin is a very controlled substance, and if the doctor doesn't catch on to it, the pharmacy will, and they will catch up with her.
29:47🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's how they count over at my pharmacy. But, hey, Drew, Ritalin is just basically speed, right?
30:00🔗
Drew
Well, for someone, if you just have ADD with no addictive diathesis, no addictive genetics, then it's fine.
30:07🔗
Yeah.
30:12🔗
Hi.
30:24🔗
Adam
No, 30, 30, 32. No, no, seriously, seriously. I, I, no, it's been a while. I haven't smoked pot in a while. I drink every night. Yeah. But it's okay. It makes my personality better. Heather?
30:45🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'm like afraid of my dad always hitting me when he's mad at me and he's never hit me before.
30:56🔗
Adam
That's what my dad did. He wouldn't hit me himself. He was against violence personally, but he hired some thugs to beat me.
31:05🔗
Caller
I don't know. He's always been tough on me, and I think I developed an eating disorder because of him.
31:20🔗
Caller
I know perfect's the wrong word to use with you guys. No, but I've just always been afraid of my dad, and I feel like I should blame my eating disorder on him.
31:32🔗
Adam
Fair enough. Done. You want us to sign something? Hey, Heather, you got that little girl voice. It doesn't scare me completely, but it makes me a little bit nervous.
31:44🔗
Drew
If dad is sort of a bombastic, aggressive, intrusive sort, I could see where that could do this sort of thing to you.
31:59🔗
Adam
I knew it. Attorney or computer nerd? Yeah. Is he a loudmouth guy? Does he drink? Does he fly off the handle?
32:18🔗
Adam
Well, I mean, listen, we can only blame so much on the guy if he's not talking. Do you think he neglected you?
32:38🔗
Caller
Still on the fritz. I'll be in bed and every few minutes, I'll be starving and then I want to purge.
33:36🔗
Drew
There's some theoretical basis for that. Especially- The intrusive mom is sort of a classic thing.
33:41🔗
Adam
Dad and his empathy. I mean, I know he's not a model dad, but he really didn't do much, which I know is not a good thing. But I don't know if it's cause enough for a disorder. All right. Well, anyway, listen, go to college, move out of the house, and work on the eating disorder. Well, she's in treatment for the eating disorder, and that's the place to talk about this stuff. JR?
34:03🔗
Yeah, what's up?
34:06🔗
Caller
I want to have sex with my girlfriend, Anil, but she ain't really down for it, but she said she did it with her boyfriend.
34:20🔗
No, my girlfriend's name is Lindsay.
34:23🔗
Yeah.
34:25🔗
Is it really?
34:28🔗
Uh-huh.
35:04🔗
Adam
That's anti-gay. Yag. I like that. I consider myself a yag. Yag-lic American. I yag off with myself.
35:30🔗
Drew
Adam, you have no idea. I was operating on a slim margin. They took another hour away from me. It's four hours ahead for me.
35:36🔗
Adam
I know. I told you I had to work this morning, which is it twists the knife in your side. Jeff?
35:48🔗
Adam
Glass action lawsuit. What happened to my life is going to be the title of it? Go ahead, Jeff. You're 28.
35:55🔗
Caller
Yeah, 28. And I have a, I don't know if it's a fetish or not, but my very first girlfriend, my ex-wife and other girlfriend I'm with now, I have fantasies about them being with another man.
36:10🔗
Caller
And I get very turned on by that, but only by those three particular women, none of my other exes. I was wondering if that's something psychological or...
36:19🔗
Drew
How about when you're actually with them? How's the experience when you had been with them?
36:33🔗
Adam
Yeah, good. You don't picture them with other men when you're having sex with them? No, no. But you do picture yourself with other women like I do, right?
36:43🔗
Drew
You didn't have any performance problems? No, no. And you thought about other women when you were with these women?
36:51🔗
Caller
Yeah, I used to, but that only lasted for a little bit. And then I got more turned on by thinking about them with another man.
37:02🔗
Drew
Yeah, this is all... It's actually pretty complex stuff. And it's sort of remnant feelings that you have about yourself as a sexual person. And when you really feel close and intimate to someone, it conjures up some feelings that you feel guilty about. And it's overly intense. You sort of divert all that with these fantasies.
37:19🔗
Adam
But the judge, jury and executioner is the penis. Actually, I think the penis is the judge. The right testicle is the jury. And the left testicle would be the executioner. I believe...
37:35🔗
Adam
That's... Although the underpants would represent the hood. But here's what I'm saying. If you can achieve an erection without the aid of your fetish being fulfilled, it ain't a problem.
37:49🔗
Adam
No, because guys who have a true fetish will not be able to perform unless they're in the midst of that fetish.
38:04🔗
Adam
Walter Reed, Junior High in North Hollywood. Of course. Of course, Walter Reed. He was a great naval scientist. I think he figured out that the malaria was transferred by mosquitoes.
38:17🔗
Adam
Yeah, that was a great assembly, by the way. Talk about riveting for a 13-year-old watching black and white footage of the Japanese atoll campaign, 1944. You know what I mean?
38:39🔗
Adam
Yeah, yeah. That's, boy, talk about fascinating. And you know me. I was such a consummate student. I was riveted. I wanted to see it again.
38:51🔗
Adam
Yeah. Please show me the monsoon season in the Philippines in black and white one more time. I love to see guys trouncing through mud.
39:06🔗
Adam
I think it was like a film that was mixed with some stills. But it was basically, this is your junior high and this is the guy who's dead, who your junior high is named after. And I never figured out whether Walter Reed came from that area or how it worked. I can never figure out these junior highs. There are some weird ones. Someone was telling me there's like a Steve Garvey one in Las Vegas. There's some strange ones. I think Cato Kaelin has one.
39:37🔗
Adam
All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, who are we going to talk to, Drew?
39:42🔗
Drew
Let's talk to line one, Sandy, who found a picture of her boyfriend having sex with another woman.
40:28🔗
Yeah.
40:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, that's going to be going off in just a little under an hour. Big time lightning round without the hindrance that is known as Dr. Drew. Because Dr. Drew is at the Fabulous Westwood II facility in Fabulous New York, New York, right?
41:26🔗
Drew
It actually looks like one of those early 60s films, where they tried to reproduce NASA with all that equipment that you now look at and go, oh, that's so ridiculous.
41:35🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. That's more like it. I heard that Westwood II is, we like to call Westwood I because of their crampy antiquated work environment, bought a new studio from another affiliate and actually, because the equipment was too nice and too new and too good of shape, they actually-
42:05🔗
Drew
A more startling fact is I walked into this, it's a big CBS building, I walk in, the front desk, I go out, I'm looking for Westwood I. The woman looks at me and goes, I've never heard of that, I don't know what you're talking about.
42:14🔗
Adam
Let me just say something very quickly about security people in general. Amongst the dumbest folks walking erect in society are security people. Nobody knows less about the thing they're being paid to guard or watch than the security. It is a horrible idea. I understand companies have to cut corners and save a buck where they can. Save it, we have a wonderful security here at Westwood, too. He just walked in and reached for his piece. I'm guessing it'd make it through the glass, no problem.
42:49🔗
Drew
The folks that hire these people, it's more like the people at the door or the gates, that kind of thing.
42:55🔗
Adam
Yes. Drew, has there ever been a time when we've shown up at a studio to do something where someone at the gate said, first off, you're guilty until proven innocent. It's a what do you want? Then it's a sort of go away mentality. No, I don't know what that is. They don't know what's in their goddamn building.
43:19🔗
Adam
Even if it's been there for 10 years and people are coming past, they're going through it every night, they'll still pretend they don't know who it is, and then they're suspicious. Why is it that you want to go up there? They'll never remember anyone's name.
43:30🔗
Drew
I swear to God, if I walked in the gates of the White House, there's security out in front, and I said, I'm going to see the president, they go, who?
43:36🔗
Who?
43:37🔗
Adam
Where is he? He lives in which house? Which color is it? Here's the thing I love about security, and listen, if there's any of you security guys who are currently working at gate or desk or an entrance to a stage or within the sound of my voice, please use all of your goddamn reptilian brain to listen to this. Understand that when you're standing at a gate or a desk or a door, people are going to come up to you and want to pass through it.
44:11🔗
Adam
Do not be put off. Do not be shocked. Do not be dumbfounded by people coming to you and saying, I need to go into wherever there is. You understand? They act like you came in and asked for a recipe for gazpacho.
44:36🔗
Adam
I mean, you know, when Jimmy used to do Win Ben Stein's money, I used to go visit him like two or three times over the course of three years. But he was on the whatever lot that is, the Fox Lot or whatever the hell lot he did that on, KTLA over here in LA. Every time I pulled up to that goddamn guard tower, the guy was like, what? I'd say, Ben Stein's money, Adam Corolla.
45:10🔗
Adam
I mean, it's like, you have a parking lot filled with cars that come in and out of here all day. Win Ben Stein money has been on this lot for three goddamn seasons now. How confused are you that I want to come on to this lot? How difficult is that for you?
45:43🔗
Caller
Well, I understand that. I don't have a problem with having porn magazines or anything in the house. We just moved in together. Yeah. I was looking for, I think, a pair of scissors and I went to a box. We just moved into this house last week. And I found a photo album and I started looking through it. You know, and it had some pictures of his family, whatever, no big deal. I get to the end and there's, you know, ex-girlfriends and whatever. And I understand that. I still have pictures of my ex-boyfriends.
46:11🔗
Caller
But I get to one of the last pages and there's a picture of him having sex with this girl.
46:30🔗
Caller
Yes. I was like, I tried to peel it up and look to see if there's a date on it. And I couldn't even get it out. It was stuck in there.
46:42🔗
Caller
I know this is an old photo album because his niece is just a baby in the photo album. She's four now and they were all in the beginning. There was pictures of her when she was little.
47:06🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, they're pretty good. But listen, hold on. Sandy, you cannot judge the date of what's in the photo album by the age of the kids in the picture because people put stuff that are, you know, throughout.
47:30🔗
You know, he's marine.
47:37🔗
Caller
They were having sex. He was on the bed. Her legs were popped up on his shoulders and he was smiling up at the camera.
48:04🔗
Drew
I think you're going to have to talk to him about it, because it bothers you and it should bother you. And I think, though, you're going to have to ask him to get rid of that if you're going to stay with him. I don't think he needs to hang on to those things if they're offensive to you.
48:14🔗
Adam
All right. When we come back, I'm going to provide a counterpoint to Drew's lackluster point after this.
48:59🔗
Adam
Yeah, all right, we're going to take ourselves a quick 10-second time out, and then we'll be back with more of The Fabulous Show in just 10 seconds.
49:22🔗
Adam
It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. 311 will be in here a little bit later on this week. Drew is currently in New York, but he has himself a computer screen, which reads the same as the computer screen that I have in front of me. He has a clear connection, and I think this is actually working out.
49:49🔗
Drew
I would sort of like to, what would it be sort of a share in the appreciation of your glory?
50:05🔗
Adam
I'm never more pleased with myself and I never laugh harder. I would hopefully like for my children to see the day when the fart can go cross-continental as well.
50:24🔗
Adam
Yeah. Well, what I'm saying is we're communicating. You're 3,000 miles away. It's three hours later and it's as if you're here in the room. We're looking at the same computer screen with the same kids and the same problems. But yet, you cannot enjoy my fart. That's one thing we haven't been able to recreate from a technological standpoint. And I'm hoping that we see that day one day, that it's not too far off.
50:51🔗
Yes.
50:52🔗
Caller
Yeah. I just wanted to know, when I do speech, I tend to want to invert my penis or totally like want to take it out. And I was wondering if I did do that, would if I took it out, will I bleed to death?
51:15🔗
Caller
No. Like if I, well, I guess it would be ripping apart the side where the scrotum is underneath.
51:39🔗
Adam
Let me tell you, it's not great. You got to walk a mile on my shoes. It's a very difficult life. Right, Drew?
51:49🔗
Caller
The reason I was thinking it was why I'm addicted to speed was I was taking, like that lady you called earlier, I used to take Silert when I was younger.
52:42🔗
Caller
Yeah, exactly. Because when it's hard, when I used to, when it was hard one time, I get the top of it and I push it downward and one time it snapped.
53:11🔗
Adam
My chance is really starting to hurt. Listen, tell James to get some therapy or something.
53:21🔗
Adam
You need to talk to your psychiatrist or a psychiatrist, James, and don't don't medicate yourself, please. Mandy?
53:28🔗
Yeah, hi, how you guys doing?
53:34🔗
Adam
I'm going to give it some good loving when I get home. Maybe a sponge bath, try to nurse it back to health.
53:44🔗
Adam
No, no. I know. I know. I've lost some of the magic with my penis. It's been sort of matter of fact. It's been complaining that we haven't been communicating.
54:03🔗
Yes.
54:04🔗
Okay. I was wondering if there's a reason why, whether I'm at work or at bars or whatever, I seem to only attract older guys, like normally in their 40s or so, never guys my own age.
54:19🔗
No, not really. No.
54:22🔗
No. No, not at all.
54:34🔗
Adam
Drew, stop calling the listeners fat. You're overweight. Drew, you're going to alienate the young girl. Now, just listen. Here's what I'm saying. Sometimes, older guys, okay, it's not going to be very complimentary, but if a chick's a little rough around the edges, sometimes older guys think they got a shot. That's all I'm saying.
54:59🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah? Well, old guys will go for that, too. It really depends on what kind of old guys you're talking about. You're talking about CEOs of Fortune 500 companies. Or you're talking about longshoremen.
55:21🔗
Drew
I don't understand how we could even answer that unless we knew more about her and where she hung out.
55:24🔗
Adam
Here's the thing, Mandy. Attractive women will attract men of all varieties and all ages. I mean, if you are a very desirable, very attractive woman, you're going to go to a bar, or you're going to go to work, or you're going to go to a restaurant. And there's going to be guys, if you're 21 and very beautiful, up to 55.
55:47🔗
Adam
Now, it shouldn't, but also mixed in with that, there should be some 19 and some 24 and some 26-year-olds that are hitting on you, too.
55:55🔗
Drew
That she presents herself, that can sort of take her out of the younger age group. If she looks and dresses like somebody who's in her 30s, presents herself with that.
56:02🔗
Adam
No, I agree with Drew. Well, wear a retainer and a wind-up beanie, and eat some Mike and Ikes or Pez, and see if you can attract yourself a nice 14-year-old.
56:16🔗
Adam
Hey. Hold on, Drew, listen to this. This is what you're missing, all right? You ever listen? I've been farting all night in here.
56:28🔗
Drew
This is great. In a way, I sort of get just the good part of being 3,000 miles away. Yeah. I get the sound, I get the humor, and I get you laughing like a hyena afterwards.
56:51🔗
Okay. Last summer, I met a girl, and we didn't really date, but I wanted to really, really bad.
57:19🔗
And I kind of pushed myself on her a little bit, too much. And she kind of got pissed. And her old family got pissed and got in a big old fight.
57:29🔗
Yeah, basically, that's what I've been doing.
57:32🔗
Not just with her. I've had a past history with this.
57:38🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute. They're stalking and they're stalking. All 15 year old guys are going to stalk to some degree. Let's hear how far you went with it.
57:47🔗
I go to the same school with her and I've planned my, I found out like every single class she's in and I'll plan how I walk in the hallways so I could pass by her. Sometimes I'll drive by her house, honk the horn, try to look into the window, see if she's there. I want to know everything about her.
58:02🔗
Adam
I understand, but did you ever do anything that was dangerous or criminal? Do you know what I'm saying?
58:09🔗
Not really. Not to the point. No violent thing, but I'm just worried that I'm going to turn into that. I'm worried that I'm going to progress into that.
58:18🔗
We never really went out.
58:21🔗
I just kind of wanted to.
58:24🔗
It really creeped me out because I'll think about her at least, add it up, like five, six hours a day. I fantasize about her all the time. Every single woman I've had after her, I've always been thinking about her when I've been with them.
58:47🔗
Caller
No. For a while, I was kind of taking my dad's car out. He didn't know. That's a whole-
58:58🔗
Adam
Tyler's an interesting guy because on one hand, he's very compulsive and obsessive and all that. And the other hand, he's very bright.
59:17🔗
Adam
Sounds sort of sharp and, you know, he's dealing his- But on the other hand, he's crafty and diabolical. He's swiping his dad's car and timing out her schedule and all that kind of stuff. But the fact that he knows he has a problem, to me, means he doesn't have that big a problem.
59:34🔗
Adam
Okay, quiet down. All 15-year-olds, and you'll attest to this, Drew, I'm sure, have an amazing capacity for this kind of behavior.
59:45🔗
Adam
Males, exclusively. I mean, women have the capacity to fantasize, but men have the capacity to actually act on it.
1:00:04🔗
Adam
They're chasing, you know, Dillinger across the state line. You think that Pinkertons was a great reference for a 14-year-old stone? Yeah, it's good. You liked it?
1:00:17🔗
Adam
That means it was bad. What I'm saying is every guy I know has done this at one point or another, and my friends grew out of it last month. But most people grow out of it. I'm guessing Tyler will grow out of it. But I like the fact that he thinks it's a problem and that he's keeping on himself about it a little bit.
1:00:37🔗
Drew
All right. Let's at least agree that if he really believes that he's going to escalate to a violent proportion or do things that are sort of out of bounds, he gets treatment.
1:00:51🔗
Adam
Amber. All right. Tyler, keep an eye on yourself. And if you spin out, take care of yourself.
1:00:56🔗
Drew
Don't do speed. This is the kind of guy that does speed, become violent, kill somebody.
1:01:03🔗
Yeah. Hi.
1:01:06🔗
First, I want to tell Adam I think he's awesome because he can just be real in front of everyone. And Dr. Drew, I think you're so nice. I met you at Baskin Robbins. You've been in Pasadena.
1:01:17🔗
Yeah. Anyways, my dad has a beer sober and he went out. We found out about it two weeks ago. And how many?
1:01:32🔗
He's staying out. He doesn't want to get sober. He thinks everyone in the program is full of s***.
1:01:47🔗
Caller
Three years. And he went out before. Before the three years, he had seven years. Okay, so my stepmom has 16 years sober. She's been through all this with him. And her approach last time was she kicked him out of the house and he had an affair and blah, blah, blah. They got back together. Yeah, so this time she's like, I'm just going to work a very strict Al Anon program and be like really good with him and...
1:02:14🔗
Drew
That's okay. That's an alternative way to handle this. It's just to sort of detach with love, but accept what's going on with him and not try to control it. I know it's hard for you to understand. You want to get in and fix it, I'm sure.
1:02:27🔗
Adam
Listen, Amber, you need a nice alcoholic boyfriend to work on to shift some of your attention to.
1:02:45🔗
Caller
No. I've been to Allathean and I feel like my problems are a little too old for them. I don't know why. I just feel out of place.
1:03:00🔗
Adam
Do you want some 6-month annex, some in-between Al-A-Teen, Al-Anon that's formed specifically for you to sort of bridge the two organizations?
1:03:26🔗
Drew
Yeah. I tend to like Al-Anon a little better, but ACA is fine if you find some refuge there. What else did I want to tell her? Damn it.
1:03:33🔗
Adam
I don't know, but imagine dad getting loaded, going off, going out on these benches, having affairs, all that chaos.
1:03:42🔗
Drew
In my experience, when people have been actively engaged in program, in one, three, five, and seven, and ten years out, they relapse. Usually, most commonly, it's because of a mood disturbance, they're not paying attention to, not getting treated. If not a mood disturbance, at least other psychiatric problems, they're not being quite fully managed through the program. So I would suggest she get her dad to a psychiatrist, because he sounds like he's depressed. Where's my permit? That's what alcoholics do when they're depressed, they stop caring.
1:04:09🔗
Drew
They think everything's BS, they don't care anymore, and so they just start engaging in the only way of managing that they have, they've ever known, which is alcohol.
1:04:17🔗
Adam
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank my parents. I know I bitch at them a lot over the airways, but when I'm hearing about this, Amber talking about affairs and going out on drinking binges and this sort of very chaotic lifestyle, I'd like to thank my parents for having Epstein Bar Virus or being apathetic or depressed, generally uninterested and unable to join in life. So that the fact that they never had affairs, they never had arguments, they never went out on drinking binges, I mean, all the things that involved getting up and leaving the house, out of the question.
1:05:03🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, look what trouble lay ahead of them, just outside their doorstep. You know what I'm saying?
1:05:13🔗
Hello.
1:05:15🔗
Caller
Yeah. My fiance likes to use food when we have sex. And I don't know how to tell him that I don't like it.
1:05:50🔗
Drew
The queer question is, I have two questions that I don't know if you can answer. Why are you getting married to somebody that does something to you that you can't communicate with? Why are you getting so married, married so young? And why can't you just pipe up and tell them what you do and don't like?
1:06:13🔗
Adam
Wow. Wait till this guy discovers Hershey's chocolate syrup. Because that will really bring a banana to life. This guy just has a vaginal discharge, which I don't think is one of the topics, I'm sorry, one of the toppings you can get when you get a Sunday. Can you get that, Drew? You go to a tapioca, marshmallow, cherry, vaginal discharge or hot fudge?
1:06:36🔗
Caller
I've brought it up and once I thought he wasn't going to bring it into the bedroom, and he snuck it under the blanket. I wasn't looking.
1:06:58🔗
Adam
Other than that. Let me explain the other than that to all you numbskulls listening to the show. One good flaw, that's a deal breaker to me. I mean, think of all the historical other than that arguments, you know what I mean?
1:07:16🔗
Adam
Right, other than shooting Lincoln, fantastic guy, a decent actor, and I'm told a fun guy to drink with. I mean, word on the street has it. The point is, is the list goes on and on of great guys who do horrible things, which then makes them a horrible person.
1:07:35🔗
Drew
Right, and really reveals things about themselves that makes you less apt to accept the fact, the consensus of it at being a nice guy.
1:07:44🔗
Adam
People like to think that, or at least Jennifer would like to think that this guy's an all-around great guy, except for the part where he likes to ram green groceries up her vagina. Other than that, and he likes the way he tastes. Other than that, he's the world's greatest guy. But we know that that's just sort of, that's a bigger problem expressing itself. And I'm not sure what it is, but it's something you've got to figure out before you get married. And the fact that you can't tell him that you don't like it, or he doesn't listen, it's just one more reason not to get married. All right, we're going to take ourselves a break. Who are we going to talk to when we come back?
1:08:46🔗
Adam
One of the reasons we don't believe certain bogus calls is when they answer huh too much. That's like...
1:09:03🔗
Caller
Yeah. I've been best friends with them for about, I'd say about two years, three years.
1:10:16🔗
Adam
She wasn't much to look at back then. Of course, she's a stone fox now. Secondly, again, that would have required leaving her room, or at least getting up and unlocking the door. That was not on the itinerary. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Jeff and figure out whether this 16-year-old really did it or not with his friend's mom after this.
1:11:18🔗
Adam
And yeah, it's the love line. I'm Adam Carolla, that is Dr. Drew over there. Hey, Drew?
1:11:33🔗
Adam
Oh, please, I scored it out very, very often. When we left off, we were speaking to Jeff, Jeff is 16, claims to have had sex with his best friend's mom, and so far, I'm with him.
1:11:51🔗
Adam
So, he had sex in her bedroom. Weren't you afraid that the best friend was going to come walking in on you?
1:11:57🔗
Caller
Yeah, I was. I wasn't really hesitating about it because she said that he just left, I'd say about five minutes before I arrived to go get him.
1:12:10🔗
Caller
Paint the whole picture? Well, I walked in, and we've been, I knew my best friend for about three years.
1:12:17🔗
Caller
I was just going over there just to see if he wanted to go uptown and shoot some hoops or something. I went over there, and I know she always jokes around with me, and we're always playing around, goofing around, always flirting with each other a little bit. I do admit that I am attracted to older ladies. I mean, not real old, but there are some pretty good-looking.
1:12:45🔗
Adam
That's been put in the microwave for a minute. I mean, let's face it, at 16, you're good to go.
1:12:56🔗
Adam
I think it's about six months after you die, as a male. Yeah. So anyway, Jeff, what happened? She came into the room?
1:13:04🔗
Caller
She came in the room and she said, yeah, he left and he'll be right back. Well, not right back, he ran up town, said he lived about 15 minutes from town. She went there to get some food. And she said, come in the bedroom. She's like, I want to show you something. And I didn't think nothing about it. And I went in there and she took her, took her, start taking her shirt off. And then she took her pants off. And we just went at it.
1:13:33🔗
Caller
Yeah. No, I don't. There ain't no way. I wouldn't. We're not saying that she's nasty or anything. Just, you know, protected sex, the way it'll be. Yeah.
1:14:24🔗
Drew
Absolutely a secret. It should not continue, which is going to be difficult for you to stop.
1:14:34🔗
Caller
I don't. No, I will admit it was good, but... Right. I mean, I like her. We're all friends.
1:15:29🔗
Adam
Okay. Really, don't tell anybody. I guarantee she'll not say anything, and you're not going to say anything, but this will be one of those in-between buddies going to find out about it, and that's going to be your downfall. And if somebody does, deny, deny, deny. Right?
1:15:50🔗
Drew
I was just thinking, don't let anybody find out about it except the National Radio audience.
1:16:12🔗
Adam
I'm really freed up. Yeah, go ahead, Liam. And listen, just because you hear me farting, Liam, it doesn't mean that gives you the green light to fart. You understand?
1:16:29🔗
Caller
That's a lot about my question, because this is something really serious. Well, my friend wants me to do mushrooms this weekend. I'm not really sure about it, because I don't know, like, what's he going to do, my brain?
1:16:54🔗
Drew
But that's the point. Why is he even considering it if it's something he doesn't want to do?
1:16:57🔗
Adam
Well, listen, when you're 14 and, you know, one of your buddies says, I'm scoring some of this stuff, you have to kind of pretend like, yeah, you have to think about it.
1:17:05🔗
Drew
Leasely, I understand that at your age, the brain is still developing rapidly, and you can interfere with that easily.
1:17:15🔗
Adam
Hey, you're an addiction medicine specialist. Maybe you can answer this question. Whatever happened to people are getting high, thinking they could fly, and jumping off of buildings, which seem to be depicted in every bad TV show, every cop show, every drug PSA, everything from like mid-60s to the mid to late 70s. Every time someone got high, they take a suck off a reefer, and be like, I can fly, man. I can fly, no one can stop me. And then they jump off a five-story building. What's up with the kids today? And they don't think they can fly?
1:17:56🔗
Adam
These smart asses, these fresh punk kids, they don't think they can fly? Flying's not good enough for them?
1:18:03🔗
Adam
Didn't you like that? Some guy take a hit off a roach, and next thing you know, he's up on the top of the building standing on the man's art in the front of it, or the parapet, and he's ready to take a dive?
1:18:14🔗
Drew
I actually have seen people on LSD sort of feel like they're gonna fling themselves off something. And I've seen people on Ecstasy jump from heights and throw their clothes off and jump from heights, strangely.
1:18:32🔗
Adam
I've been high 7,000 times. I've never... I don't think I can get off the goddamn sofa. Are you kidding? Forget about the roof.
1:18:42🔗
Adam
I can fly, man. I can fly. And no one can touch me. You know what I think when I'm high, Drew? Man, am I high.
1:18:50🔗
Adam
Geez, I'm high. Hey, you know the thing I thought was funny? I think it's because I'm high. That's what I think. That's what makes me a good pot smoker and boozer, Drew. I know I'm drunk or high. I think that's what makes bad drunks. Bad drunks are the guys that are trying to French kiss their best buddy.
1:19:15🔗
Adam
I've been meaning to do it. No, man, you're really loaded. They're like, I'm going to go kick that fat Texans ass guy. He's sick. He thinks he can not talk to him. You go, hey, man, you're really loaded. Be careful. You're just doing it because you're drunk. I can drive.
1:19:31🔗
Adam
Yeah. See, when I'm drunk, I'm like, boy, am I drunk. That is my mantra. Boy, am I drunk. Boy, am I high.
1:19:50🔗
Adam
Well, who do you know has ever had a problem with drugs or booze where they knew they were like effed up?
1:20:11🔗
Caller
Okay. Two weeks ago, me and my girlfriend first had sex, and she's taking two pregnancy tests since then, and they've both been positive. And I need to know how to tell my parents.
1:20:52🔗
Caller
Well, I don't know. I mean, is there any certain way that I should like to present it at all? Or, I mean, like, or how long should I wait or should I wait?
1:21:02🔗
Adam
I would do it out the car window. I would pull up in front of the house, I'd roll down the window, and I'd honk the horn until they came out on the lawn, and then I'd yell. I got my girlfriend pregnant, and, you know, and if they seemed all right, I'd stay, but if they came at the car, I'd just take off.
1:21:19🔗
Drew
That's not a bad plan, is it, Drew? There's no recipe for this, John. There's no easy way to do this.
1:21:40🔗
Adam
I was gonna ask you that. That's right. And why weren't you guys worried about protection?
1:22:01🔗
Adam
Yeah. See, hold on a second there, John. See, Drew, I was kind of getting the feeling like she almost wanted this.
1:22:07🔗
Adam
You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah. She didn't use any protection, and now she's pregnant. It's like no way. I mean, she's not entertaining any other notions other than raising the child herself. And I was wondering, Jesus, why isn't she open to some other options? And I think the answer to that is she kind of wanted something to look after. Yeah, yeah. Raped and pregnant and a little bit of chaos. Hey, John? Yeah. Well, here's the good news. The bad news is she's going to keep the child. The good news is she's going to make a horrible, horrible mother. That's great. Now, you're going to have to be in this child's life because as far as I can tell, she's a little whacked out. I don't trust her mothering skills. I really don't. What's up with her other than this?
1:23:11🔗
Adam
All right. I have a good idea. Why don't you two go into some like a Planned Parenthood type place, see if you can make an appointment, sit down with a counselor, and have a discussion with them about what your options are and how to go about discussing this with your parents.
1:23:27🔗
Drew
I think it's a great idea to get some support, get some guidance, and then go move forward. And maybe get some options such as adoption, this kind of thing might be available to you.
1:23:41🔗
Adam
That'd be great. You know what I'd have? I'd have a roll of 20s in my pocket. Like when Starsky and Hutch would go talk to a Huggy Bear. And it'd be like, so you're raped once, you've been pregnant, parents broken up, you hate your dad, 17 years old. You're going to see this pregnancy through to full term? Yes, I am. Then I peel off a 20. Yeah. What do you think now? Yeah, I'm pretty sure, another 20 down on the counter. Still sure you're not going to get an abortion, no adoption? Yeah, I'm pretty religious. Peel off another 20. I'm sure by 65, 70 bucks I could get him to sign something.
1:24:30🔗
Adam
You know these idiots, really, really. If I had 100 bucks cash, you know what I'm saying? And like a packet of peanut M&Ms, I think I could get him to sign just about anything. And then it's all legal at that point, baby.
1:24:45🔗
Adam
The utopia we'd be living in. That's right, kiddies. Look forward to the lightning round. I know we've only taken three or four calls in the last hour and a half because I took a nap tonight. I'm feeling energized. When we come back for this lightning round, I'm going to burn through literally thousands of calls, literally thousands of calls after this.
1:26:01🔗
Caller
I'm Ace Rockolla, that's my part over there. Dr. Drew, we're going coast to coast tonight, baby. He's over in New York City town, never sleep.
1:26:15🔗
Caller
We'll check time for that. It's 1145 in 50 seconds, straight up. That is 14 minutes. That takes away the time of the hour. Your smack dab in the middle of the last round. The fastest 15 minutes on radio. 12 o'clock's coming up in just a couple of minutes.
1:26:50🔗
Caller
All right. Do you think you could eliminate those two things from your life there, Jane?
1:27:14🔗
Adam
Jane, you got to get back and talk to the people that cured you the first time, get some of your money back, kick them in the nuts and tell them you still got a problem.
1:27:23🔗
Adam
Well, then that was the problem. Jane, you got to get some help with this eating disorder. Listen there, kiddies, I'm not against the vomiting after the eating fundamentally. I mean, it sounds like a really decent plan to me. As a concept, it's strong, very strong, mucho strong.
1:27:38🔗
Caller
I don't think you can argue with the math. You know what I'm saying? Eat what you want. Yes, don't get big. Know what I'm saying?
1:27:44🔗
Adam
Right there, Dr. Drew. But unfortunately, I think it does something bad to your gullet, right, Druski?
1:27:52🔗
Adam
And dying is not the ultimate price to pay, as a lot of people say. Having an ass that's too big for the chair, that's ultimately the ultimate price. Let me check the time. It's 1147 and 35 seconds. That is 12 minutes, 25 seconds.
1:28:06🔗
Caller
Wave the dog of the hour straight up. I'm Ace Rockolla. My good partner, Dr. Drew, is all the way over New York City. The Big Orange.
1:28:36🔗
Adam
Yeah, let me check the time. It's 1148 straight up. 12 minutes away from the top of the hour. There was an hour and 12 minutes right up. Tina?
1:28:44🔗
Caller
Okay, I went out with my friend Drinking and she was coming on to me. I don't like it.
1:29:16🔗
Adam
You understand? That's when the trouble, that's when the trouble will come up. You understand? You don't drink with her, you're fine.
1:29:27🔗
Adam
Yeah. Everything comes out when you're drunk. Here's the beauty about being drunk. It not only brings out the stuff that's in you, you start making ass up too. That's what I love about being drunk. Let me check the time real fast here.
1:30:05🔗
Adam
Hold on, Corrine, let me check the top. It's 11.49 in 40 seconds. That's 7 minutes and 20 seconds away from the top of the hour. Straight up. Go ahead, Corrine.
1:30:22🔗
Drew
You've got to tell another teacher. You have to tell somebody you trust who you can communicate with how uncomfortable this guy's making you feel.
1:30:42🔗
Adam
Here, Drew, I got checked time. It's really important I check the time. It's 11.50 and that's nine minutes and 40 seconds away. I'm going to be able to say, Ace Rockolla is my good partner over there on the other coast over there.
1:31:10🔗
Adam
It's a fantastic question, Fred. And because of that, we're going to send you out of sweat jacket. Fred, can't you just break down and spring for some lube like the rest of America, buddy?
1:31:26🔗
Drew
Well, there is some resistance to what's called auto-inoculation, but it's not well understood.
1:31:39🔗
Caller
A little more information than we needed to hear, all right, buddy? Give it to yourself.
1:31:47🔗
Caller
That's eight minutes and 40 seconds away from the time of the hour straight up. I'm Ace Rockolla.
1:31:56🔗
Yeah.
1:31:59🔗
Caller
I was just wondering if my medication I'm taking is causing me to have problems having sex.
1:32:07🔗
Drew
Oh, sure. Absolutely. It can cause erectile dysfunction, sometimes increase in libido, delay in ejaculation, that sort of thing. What kind of problem are you having?
1:32:16🔗
Caller
Well, it's like my testicles get really kind of sore when I get an erection, and I can keep it up and start having sex, but the problem is, it doesn't stay up.
1:32:29🔗
Adam
My testicles get sore when I got an erection too. First, I thought it was a medication.
1:32:44🔗
Drew
That he needs to talk to his doctor about the medication. There may be other things he can add to or change to.
1:32:59🔗
Adam
Vitamin A strike, Ola is by Bart and I, Drew. And Drew, our job is to take calls and help the kids, so let's hop back on the phone and keep this train a-rollin Robert.
1:33:24🔗
Adam
Yeah? Stay away from things with numbers at the end of them that you ingest, you know what I mean? That's always my thing. Unless it's a franchise for a chili burger place, you know, like number four and number three, you know, that kind of thing. That's all right. Let's check the time over here. It's 1153 and that is six minutes and 50 seconds away from the top of the hour.
1:33:49🔗
Adam
Let's have a look at the folks. And I have Jennifer. Jennifer is 20 years old. What's it all what happens if she takes two birth control in one day?
1:34:47🔗
Adam
That's five minutes, four to five seconds. Wave the top of the hour straight up. And that about concludes the lightning round. Kitty's up there.
1:34:53🔗
Caller
That's all right, though. We're going to be back with more me, more you, more Drew, and more Loveline after this.
1:35:41🔗
Adam
Well, there you go. Another day, another dollar. I want to thank you all for listening to the show. I don't think I ever do that, but I don't know why. It just struck me. So thank you, those who have listened. So, we're going to take a little time off until tomorrow night, about 22 hours, and then we'll be back on the air. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Boy, am I drunk. Boy, am I drunk. Well, now.