Tuesday, March 21, 2000

0:53🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content.

1:00🔗 Dicky Barrett The service question is advised.

1:02🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

1:04🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

1:08🔗 Drew It is Loveline, and Adam Corolla is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55.

1:15🔗 Dicky Barrett Dr. Drew is a board certified physician.

1:19🔗 Drew Tonight, our guest is the delightful Dicky Barrett from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Dicky is a friend of mine who I'm always glad to see.

1:31🔗 Dicky Barrett I really am.

1:32🔗 Drew We went out Saturday night.

1:34🔗 Dicky Barrett We had a fantabulous time at a big time Hollywood party. There's the mic from Dicky.

1:40🔗 Dicky Barrett All right. I still recognize these things.

1:42🔗 Dicky Barrett Thank you. Still a while.

1:43🔗 Dicky Barrett I think you were telling me though that when Cheryl Crowe was with you guys, you basically were sort of making the scene. Well, I know that you sort of wax poetic about the prosaic philosophical reason for the nan show.

1:57🔗 Dicky Barrett You got a little deeper into it than it was.

1:58🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

1:58🔗 Dicky Barrett It wasn't just girls on trampolines at that point.

2:01🔗 Dicky Barrett Until Cheryl went up to the bathroom and then it was a...

2:03🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

2:04🔗 Dicky Barrett Did you see the size of hers?

2:06🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, that's true.

2:07🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

2:07🔗 Dicky Barrett But when she was around, there was a reason for it, a deeper meaning to the whole thing. I know.

2:12🔗 Drew I put out when I get those Lilith Tour vibes at the table.

2:17🔗 Dicky Barrett Once she left, it was more of a Warped Tour thing.

2:19🔗 Dicky Barrett That's true.

2:20🔗 Drew Speaking of the Warped Tour, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones will be playing the Vans Warped Tour this summer.

2:26🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

2:27🔗 Drew There you go. Now, we had a very eclectic dinner with Cheryl Crowe and Dicky and Daniel from The Man Show and another friend of ours. It was good times.

2:38🔗 Dicky Barrett Joe was that guy's name.

2:39🔗 Drew Then we went with Joe and we all went to this big Hollywood party. It was the most Hollywood party I've ever been to.

2:45🔗 Dicky Barrett I've ever been to either.

2:46🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

2:47🔗 Dicky Barrett We're not going to this Hollywood thing either.

2:49🔗 Dicky Barrett What does that mean? I don't know.

2:51🔗 Dicky Barrett It was a who's who, a variable who's who.

2:54🔗 Drew A very eclectic mix of celebrities.

2:57🔗 Dicky Barrett Celebrity stew.

2:59🔗 Dicky Barrett That's right.

3:00🔗 Drew All sort of artists in that types who were dressed in a frumpish fashion which makes them real celebrities. Like when good looking leading men guys are wearing farmer hats and growing beards and wearing t-shirts.

3:13🔗 Dicky Barrett There was a guy in a fez and a white t-shirt. A guy in a fez.

3:16🔗 Drew Well, the guy in the boa was Dave Navarro.

3:19🔗 Dicky Barrett Right.

3:20🔗 Dicky Barrett So we're used to that.

3:21🔗 Dicky Barrett We're glad we didn't wear our boas. We were thinking about that before we had it out.

3:26🔗 Drew We agreed on the phone, thank God we had it out.

3:28🔗 Dicky Barrett I don't know, is Navarro going to be there? I'm not sure.

3:31🔗 Drew I'm not going to chance it.

3:32🔗 Dicky Barrett Alright, I'll leave it in the car.

3:35🔗 Dicky Barrett So, Dicky, Dave Navarro had a thing, they were actually, they turned out to be Starbucks mints.

3:43🔗 Dicky Barrett They come in a little.

3:44🔗 Dicky Barrett They were standing in a doorway as we passed from one room to another and at this party me and Adam became, we went from C-list celebrities to about our way down. I feel like everyone, you know, was somebody making us almost nobody. So, but he had this little can of white pills and as you go through the door, people were grabbing him for the tree of grass and he was handing them out and Adam just popped them right in his mouth. I'm like, eat a little white pill from me, it saved Navarro.

4:13🔗 Drew I had a sparkless bottle when I got home, so I was tripping pretty good.

4:18🔗 Dicky Barrett I took one to be polite and tossed it immediately. I couldn't take that kind of a chance.

4:22🔗 Drew He put it in his mouth like one flew over the cuckoo's nest with the medication. Then he spat in my mouth and we were French kissing at the end of the night. It was a nice night.

4:31🔗 Dicky Barrett It was funny.

4:32🔗 Dicky Barrett A little something for the road.

4:33🔗 Dicky Barrett I was trying to like your boy though. Come on, Dicky, come this way.

4:36🔗 Drew Come on.

4:37🔗 Dicky Barrett We couldn't travel. We were excited to win.

4:39🔗 Dicky Barrett Don't do that in front of Cheryl.

4:40🔗 Dicky Barrett Come on.

4:41🔗 Drew Come on.

4:42🔗 Dicky Barrett I was well behaved.

4:43🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah, you were good. You were a delight.

4:45🔗 Dicky Barrett Thank you.

4:45🔗 Drew I'm so glad. Yeah, we all met up for dinner. It was a good night. And I want to talk about the Bosstones real quick here before we get to the phones because Dicky, the reason Dicky's out here is because he's doing a video for the new single.

4:59🔗 Dicky Barrett We finished our part of the video.

5:03🔗 Drew And the video, now the record's going to be released May 2nd. And the video will be released when?

5:10🔗 Dicky Barrett Probably, maybe before that. I don't know. I don't know how that works.

5:13🔗 Drew But I was talking to Dicky and he's telling me it's looking good and there's a good buzz. A lot of stations have added the song and all that today.

5:21🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah, someone said that today.

5:23🔗 Drew Really?

5:23🔗 Dicky Barrett I got a handful of island record company guys out there. They can brief me on the details.

5:30🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:30🔗 Dicky Barrett I travel with the posse. I got cookies.

5:33🔗 Drew My plan is for everyone who I like and who likes me to become very successful. Then I can climb on to that and I know we BS each other a lot, but I'm really, really happy the Bosstones got a strong follow-up record. I'm glad that the buzz is so great and I'm glad it's working out so well.

5:54🔗 Dicky Barrett I'm like a lot of guys who blow smoke up my behind. The other day when I called Adam to tell him I was in town, I could actually hear the Rascal King playing in the background. He was jumping rope or shadow boxing. He was listening to this thing and then I blew some smoke up his ass and said that I'm watching some tapes of the Man Show over here.

6:12🔗 Dicky Barrett That was a lie.

6:13🔗 Drew I was in the garage and I had the Rascal King.

6:15🔗 Dicky Barrett What are you doing? Working the heavy bag?

6:17🔗 Dicky Barrett I'm hitting that heavy bag.

6:18🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:19🔗 Dicky Barrett You've been on The Speed? No. No?

6:21🔗 Drew No, just on the heavy.

6:22🔗 Dicky Barrett That's the rhythm, right?

6:22🔗 Dicky Barrett That's right.

6:23🔗 Dicky Barrett Yes.

6:24🔗 Dicky Barrett Andy, you're 27. What's up?

6:27🔗 Dicky Barrett Well, my wife and I were test driving all the furniture in the living room the other night. It's actually been about a week and a half ago. She kind of moved to the couch. It's missing a leg. It kind of moved too. I kind of missed and bent it.

6:45🔗 Dicky Barrett Some of our TV producers have gotten a hold of him, you know what I mean?

6:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:48🔗 Dicky Barrett Do you recognize the meter use of language? Right.

6:52🔗 Drew So you bent your penis?

6:53🔗 Dicky Barrett Yes. It's been quite painful for the last week and a half.

6:57🔗 Adam Does it work?

6:59🔗 Dicky Barrett It's functional.

7:00🔗 Dicky Barrett Okay. That's going to be fine.

7:02🔗 Dicky Barrett Really?

7:03🔗 Dicky Barrett You can actually tear what's in there and it can have difficulty in that direction.

7:07🔗 Dicky Barrett Right. We actually work at a swinger's club.

7:11🔗 Dicky Barrett Oh boy. What's that all about? Co-check? What do you do with the swinger's club?

7:17🔗 Dicky Barrett DJ, hospitality, yada, yada, yada.

7:19🔗 Dicky Barrett You're going to engage in all that stuff?

7:21🔗 Dicky Barrett Oh yeah.

7:22🔗 Dicky Barrett Oh yeah.

7:23🔗 Dicky Barrett That is your wife?

7:24🔗 Dicky Barrett Yes.

7:25🔗 Drew And how does that work? You don't have kids, do you?

7:29🔗 Dicky Barrett No, not yet. Don't do that.

7:31🔗 Drew Yeah. And good luck finding out who the dad is, by the way, once she does get pregnant.

7:36🔗 Dicky Barrett It's all very safe. We don't very often.

7:41🔗 Drew Hey Andy, I love the notion of a swinger's club and I love it when they are portrayed in porn movies because everyone is young and good looking, but whenever I see one of these HBO expose things where they go undercover and they expose these things, it's just a bunch of fat farmers.

7:57🔗 Dicky Barrett We also don't get to be with scary dimple ass women.

8:00🔗 Dicky Barrett We have all walks of life.

8:02🔗 Drew You got fat and fatter, right?

8:05🔗 Dicky Barrett What do you mean by all walks? You get the visual experience. There's no hot chicks at those swinger's clubs. That's what pisses me off. What you don't get to see is really what's going on with these people and what they're doing.

8:15🔗 Drew They're eating.

8:16🔗 Dicky Barrett That's what they're doing. Using these very intense arousal mechanisms to really avoid intimacy and to act out something.

8:21🔗 Drew All right.

8:22🔗 Dicky Barrett Well, what we have at home and what we do there, it's different.

8:25🔗 Drew But how does the swinging club work? I mean, let's say I showed up with Dicky.

8:35🔗 Dicky Barrett Let's say I showed up with Dave Navarro in his boa. How would this work?

8:41🔗 Dicky Barrett I don't know about the boa.

8:42🔗 Dicky Barrett All right. Well, let's just say.

8:44🔗 Dicky Barrett Boa is too crazy for you, swinger.

8:46🔗 Dicky Barrett Delicates your ability.

8:48🔗 Dicky Barrett You got to draw the line somewhere.

8:49🔗 Dicky Barrett They have a dress code.

8:51🔗 Drew No shoes, no shirt, no BJ.

8:53🔗 Dicky Barrett Don't we get to hear it in this?

8:54🔗 Dicky Barrett I would love to hear it in this.

8:55🔗 Drew No, I don't want to hear it. I want to know what goes on in the club.

8:59🔗 Dicky Barrett It's basically like a regular bar. We actually have a swimming pool inside.

9:05🔗 Dicky Barrett Oh, yeah.

9:07🔗 Dicky Barrett Occasional names or sexual act going on right in front of you. We also have 10 private rooms.

9:15🔗 Drew Now would you have to be a member of this club?

9:18🔗 Dicky Barrett Yes, but membership is pretty easy to get.

9:21🔗 Drew A lot of clubs have two forms of ID and credit cards.

9:27🔗 Dicky Barrett You have to apply. We're pretty open door. We have very strict rules and the rules are pretty common.

9:33🔗 Drew As long as you're not black or Jewish, you're in?

9:37🔗 Dicky Barrett We have blacks and Jews. We have all walks of life. A separate room.

9:43🔗 Drew So you go in there and you need an HIV test or anything?

9:48🔗 Dicky Barrett No, but safe sex is a must.

9:50🔗 Dicky Barrett Everyone has to use a condom? How safe is that? We're not screening anybody. I have no idea who's in the room.

9:55🔗 Drew But if you see somebody without a condom on, would you interrupt them?

10:00🔗 Dicky Barrett I went out Saturday.

10:01🔗 Drew You did?

10:01🔗 Dicky Barrett Yes, I did.

10:02🔗 Drew And how did you break in while they're having intercourse? That's a bummer.

10:07🔗 Dicky Barrett Do you want to do a condom check? Say again?

10:11🔗 Drew How do you tell if the guy's wearing a condom if he's in a private room?

10:16🔗 Dicky Barrett In a private room, it's up to the other members. So it's up to you. You take your chance.

10:25🔗 Drew But if they're out on the main dance floor, and you walk by, and you use a stick like a craps table with a curved stick, pull the guy's balls out of the way, go for a quick condom check, and then drop them back down again?

10:42🔗 Dicky Barrett This is the worst part of the job, is peeking over the shoulders.

10:44🔗 Dicky Barrett Do you know where he goes back?

10:45🔗 Drew No, no, no.

10:46🔗 Dicky Barrett Hold on.

10:47🔗 Drew So you get a membership.

10:49🔗 Dicky Barrett That's easy to get.

10:49🔗 Drew Now when you show up, do you have to bring a woman?

10:52🔗 Dicky Barrett You don't have to. We all have singles. So it's more fun if you bring a woman. It's cheaper.

10:58🔗 Drew Single guy could show up and wait around. And when you have sex, you might just have... How many people might be having sex at once out on the main floor?

11:07🔗 Dicky Barrett On the main floor? It doesn't happen very often. People in general are shy. Flooring.

11:14🔗 Dicky Barrett So they just go off to a room?

11:16🔗 Dicky Barrett Right. We have ten rooms.

11:19🔗 Dicky Barrett All right.

11:19🔗 Drew So it really is not too much kind of checking going on.

11:22🔗 Dicky Barrett What are the prices?

11:23🔗 Dicky Barrett Again, it's cheaper if you own this thing.

11:26🔗 Dicky Barrett I can give you the website address and all that's on there.

11:28🔗 Dicky Barrett I'm not going to go there.

11:29🔗 Drew But how much? If you bring a woman, it's cheaper.

11:31🔗 Dicky Barrett Sometimes, Dicky, go on.

11:33🔗 Dicky Barrett What cities?

11:35🔗 Dicky Barrett What cities?

11:36🔗 Dicky Barrett I have been to Dayton, but I don't think we've played your venue.

11:39🔗 Dicky Barrett All right.

11:40🔗 Drew Andy.

11:40🔗 Dicky Barrett Okay.

11:41🔗 Dicky Barrett Okay. Listen, don't have any kids. Come on.

11:43🔗 Drew Your penis is fine.

11:44🔗 Dicky Barrett Seriously.

11:47🔗 Dicky Barrett Should I see a doctor?

11:48🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

11:49🔗 Dicky Barrett We're not going to hear about your past.

11:51🔗 Dicky Barrett We're repulsed about your present and good luck with the future.

11:56🔗 Drew Well, you summed it up very nice.

11:58🔗 Dicky Barrett It was pretty good.

11:59🔗 Dicky Barrett When we come up, I always want to point out what really makes people do that stuff. In the press, the culture presents it as this cool hip thing and it's such BS. Yeah.

12:09🔗 Dicky Barrett Which culture? There's nothing cool on it. But America puts it out as, you know, all those shows look ridiculous, like the HBO shows he was talking about.

12:19🔗 Drew Well, listen, if you don't have any kids, I could care less. My big objection is, is they're not attractive. They don't look like they look in the porn movies. When you think Swinger's Club, you think, all right, no way.

12:32🔗 Dicky Barrett These are scary elderly folks.

12:34🔗 Drew Kenny.

12:35🔗 Dicky Barrett Hey, how's it going?

12:36🔗 Drew You're 17. What's up?

12:38🔗 Dicky Barrett I was wondering if you can show up dirty on the P test from the second-hand pot smoke.

12:45🔗 Dicky Barrett No. Not unless you're locked in a car with somebody smoking for a couple of hours.

12:48🔗 Drew Remember the van Spicoli climbed out of in Fast Times at Ridgemont High?

12:54🔗 Dicky Barrett No.

12:55🔗 Dicky Barrett By the way, that film was 19.

12:57🔗 Dicky Barrett It wasn't born two years before he was born.

13:00🔗 Drew Oh, my God. I'm going to kill myself.

13:02🔗 Dicky Barrett That's it. All right. Hey, Kenny?

13:05🔗 Drew Yeah. Okay. You're fine. All right.

13:07🔗 Dicky Barrett Cool. Thanks.

13:08🔗 Drew All righty.

13:09🔗 Dicky Barrett Aaron?

13:10🔗 Drew Yeah. You're 15. Yeah.

13:12🔗 Dicky Barrett What's up? Okay.

13:14🔗 Dicky Barrett My girlfriend is on the pill, right? The risk is over. And we have an unprotected sex like every weekend. I just want to ask this thing is like 100 percent sure that you won't get pregnant.

13:29🔗 Dicky Barrett It's as sure as you can be. It's the most sure means you can use. Is this your second cycle?

13:39🔗 Drew Is she taking it properly, you know, at the same time every day?

13:43🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah. No antibiotics or anything like that. It should be nearly 100 percent effective.

13:47🔗 Dicky Barrett Okay. And another thing is she's taken another medicine. I'm not sure what it is, but it said it may reduce the effects of birth control. She stopped taking it, though, but she did take it like before.

14:03🔗 Drew What's she taking it for?

14:06🔗 Dicky Barrett I'm not sure. Is it an antibiotic for acne or something?

14:09🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah, yeah. I think it's...

14:10🔗 Dicky Barrett Antibiotics. All right. Well, she needs to finish. She's not covered. Don't consider herself well covered until she starts her next packet of pills after she had stopped the antibiotic.

14:20🔗 Drew How old is she, you son of a bitch?

14:22🔗 Dicky Barrett 50. I can't believe it.

14:24🔗 Drew You know, not only that, to me, having a steady sexual partner at 15 and on the birth control pill is like your dad buying you a new car and giving you a gas card. You know what I mean? It's not only do you got the car, but you got the full tank too. I mean, you know what I mean?

14:43🔗 Dicky Barrett It's like she's 15.

14:45🔗 Dicky Barrett She's having sex and she's on the pill.

14:48🔗 Drew Isn't it a screw with the condoms or anything or pulling out or any of that?

14:52🔗 Dicky Barrett But nothing's ever perfect because the dude is sweating it, you know? Right now he's confident.

14:57🔗 Dicky Barrett He's not ready for this.

14:58🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah. He doesn't know and he's confused by the medicine.

15:01🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah. All right.

15:01🔗 Drew But he's still getting flayed twice a week. I mean, the 15, it's pretty good. Drew, I know you were having at it, what, 15? You were doing pretty good back then, right? Drew had a steady girlfriend in what, high school?

15:12🔗 Dicky Barrett No, 17.

15:13🔗 Drew He used to go down to Chinatown and buy condoms.

15:16🔗 Dicky Barrett That's my favorite Drew story.

15:17🔗 Drew I was in Chinatown laughing my ass off about two weeks ago. I was filming something and I told everyone in the crew when we were eating dim sum at one of those palaces, which by the way, you ever eat dim sum at one of those dim sum palaces? Yes.

15:32🔗 Dicky Barrett They're great.

15:32🔗 Drew They have all these little meatballs and- Yeah. You have cakes and dumplings and it's almost like cooked tofu, but it's a real scam because they see the round eye come in there and they see dollar signs.

15:46🔗 Dicky Barrett It's really weird.

15:47🔗 Drew First of all, it's really weird because they're Chinese and they're these huge palaces, not really palaces, but these huge restrooms, huge rooms.

15:54🔗 Dicky Barrett It's not a pillar.

15:55🔗 Drew I don't know how the roof stays on because it's like 700 yards and you don't see one post.

16:01🔗 Dicky Barrett You know what I mean? It's like you're thinking, what is that roof? Just a solid piece of granite that's-

16:06🔗 Dicky Barrett Wailoo's from my friends back in Boston. Wailoo's out on the highway. They're the biggest one in the world.

16:10🔗 Drew They come out and it's great. There's so many waiters and waitresses that they don't have name tags. They have numbers.

16:17🔗 Dicky Barrett It's really weird because they're Chinese.

16:19🔗 Drew We got 57 and 24 and 33. They come out and they all converge on you with these carts filled with the food. What they do is they get you confused.

16:31🔗 Dicky Barrett They ask everyone, you want the egg dumpling? You go, yeah, give me one of those.

16:35🔗 Dicky Barrett You say five. Here's five.

16:37🔗 Drew Then they'll ask the guy right next to you. You want egg dumpling?

16:40🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah, I'll take it. Here, take five.

16:42🔗 Dicky Barrett He says, you take five.

16:43🔗 Drew You told me you want it.

16:45🔗 Dicky Barrett Before you know it, there's stuff just piling on.

16:47🔗 Dicky Barrett It's like, they're heading out with all the cartons.

16:49🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah, they're just dumping stuff on it.

16:51🔗 Dicky Barrett You're like, who ordered all these dumplings?

16:53🔗 Dicky Barrett I don't know.

16:53🔗 Dicky Barrett I thought he said you. You start fighting at the table. Who's paying? I'm not paying for this.

16:58🔗 Dicky Barrett Piles of rice.

16:59🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah. Then you're getting piles of crap you never heard. It comes with rice.

17:02🔗 Dicky Barrett If you order the rice, they say, they don't tell you.

17:05🔗 Dicky Barrett It's a lot of the stuff, the stuff you're not sure what it is.

17:08🔗 Drew You're just eating and people are going, what is this?

17:10🔗 Dicky Barrett You're going, I think like a chicken and a shrimp made it or something.

17:15🔗 Dicky Barrett I don't know what this is.

17:17🔗 Dicky Barrett It's not bad. Put some soy sauce on it.

17:19🔗 Dicky Barrett Drew's buying condoms where?

17:22🔗 Dicky Barrett Drew is out. I'm sorry.

17:25🔗 Drew I'm telling the whole table after we got $800 worth of food we didn't order. Because like I said, they know we're foreigners to them and they're going to cash in. Drew, I'm telling the whole table about Drew when he was in high school since they didn't have condoms everywhere at the 7-Eleven and mini markets. He had to go to a pharmacist and go behind the counter and get these things. Drew's dad was a doctor. Probably knew all the pharmacists in Pasadena. Drew was going to be goddamned if he was going to go in there and have, you know, the guy from Petridge Farms go on.

17:56🔗 Dicky Barrett I saw your son in there. He's quite a lad.

18:01🔗 Dicky Barrett Yes, Mr. Pinsky.

18:02🔗 Dicky Barrett He sure is growing up.

18:05🔗 Dicky Barrett Bought himself a case of condoms again. Can you get a $10 tip?

18:11🔗 He did.

18:14🔗 Drew Drew, you know, having a certain, you know, shaft-like street savvy, even at the 17, heads down to Chinatown.

18:23🔗 Dicky Barrett He's going to get them on the black market.

18:24🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

18:25🔗 Drew All the round-eyes look the same. No one cares over there. They don't talk, you know. So he'd go into one of these places, get himself a little ginseng and a case of condoms and it was-

18:36🔗 Dicky Barrett Like we used to buy fireworks. Right.

18:38🔗 Drew It was back to Pasadena to nail a girlfriend and dad that never knew the better.

18:43🔗 Dicky Barrett Very smart.

18:45🔗 Dicky Barrett Hey, never think about it.

18:46🔗 Drew If your dad's a doctor in town, you can't hit the pharmacy and grant condoms, right, Joe?

18:50🔗 Dicky Barrett He probably could, but at that age, your imagination, you just imagine.

18:54🔗 Dicky Barrett But it's 1975 or something, right? But people, this is not discussed, discussed at all. No way.

19:06🔗 Drew Your dad would have been pissed.

19:07🔗 Dicky Barrett Not even in 1983, it felt the same way to me too.

19:10🔗 Drew Would your dad have been pissed? Not because you're getting laid, but because you're paying wholesale for condoms.

19:15🔗 Dicky Barrett And he could have brought them home.

19:16🔗 Drew Yeah, he could have brought them home.

19:18🔗 Dicky Barrett Jesus Christ, the guy dropped off a bunch of samples.

19:21🔗 Dicky Barrett Sure, they're half condoms, but you put two of them together, they work fine.

19:26🔗 Dicky Barrett Mike?

19:27🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah?

19:28🔗 Dicky Barrett Boy, you brought shame to the family, son. Mike, you're 17.

19:33🔗 Dicky Barrett Yeah.

19:34🔗 Dicky Barrett What's up?

19:35🔗 Not much. First time caller, long time listener, future gynecologist of Boothville.

19:40🔗 Drew Oh, fantastic.

19:41🔗 Oh, yeah.

19:42🔗 Drew What's up?

19:44🔗 Well, a couple weeks ago, I spoke with some of my friends, and I'm on Paxil for depressive stuff, because that's what my psychologist or psychiatrist put me on. And every time after I smoke it, I've been getting nervous twitches and stuff, like out of the blue.

20:04🔗 Adam Are you having panic attacks?

20:06🔗 No, not panic attacks, just like twitches.

20:08🔗 Adam Are you anxious?

20:10🔗 Not really, it's just like twitching my arms and my upper body.

20:15🔗 Adam Like the muscles are twitching, like you actually move a joint?

20:18🔗 Yeah, like my arms move without me knowing.

20:22🔗 Adam That's very interesting. That's hard for me to imagine that's from the pod.

20:27🔗 Drew Speaking of moving a joint, why are you smoking weed when you're on the Paxil anyway?

20:32🔗 Well, I didn't even know I was going to do anything like that.

20:34🔗 Adam Well, but you're depressed and the weed is going to make that worse.

20:37🔗 Drew Yeah, you really...

20:39🔗 It's not like I smoke it every day, it's like a crazy little thing.

20:42🔗 Drew Alright, but that's enough.

20:43🔗 Adam It's not helping.

20:45🔗 Yeah, I know. I mean, I haven't done it since.

20:46🔗 Adam Okay, but I doubt it's from the weed. How long have you been on the Paxil for?

20:50🔗 For almost a year now.

20:51🔗 Adam Have they changed the dose at all recently?

20:53🔗 Yeah, they lowered it to 30 milligrams.

20:55🔗 When?

20:56🔗 A couple of months ago.

20:58🔗 Adam And when did you smoke the pot?

21:00🔗 About two, three weeks ago.

21:02🔗 Adam Yeah. It's hard to blame the pot for that, really, although there can be panic and anxiety and all kinds of funny little reactions that occasionally occur. Muscle twitching is not one I've seen. Okay?

21:11🔗 Drew All right, Mike.

21:12🔗 Do you think it will go away?

21:14🔗 Drew Yeah, this time tomorrow. It'll either be dead or it'll go away completely.

21:18🔗 Adam Paxil causes it. There's a withdrawal syndrome from Paxil, but usually you're over a couple of weeks.

21:23🔗 Drew I know we're running a little late. I want to hear a Bosstone song before we go on a break. Oh, come on.

21:28🔗 Adam Oh, I'd have plused that once.

21:29🔗 Drew Jesus Christ. You care. Who cares? Come on. Yeah. We good? Good. What's the name of the new CD, by the way, Dicky?

21:37🔗 The new CD is called Pay Attention.

21:39🔗 Drew Yes.

21:40🔗 The song is called So Sad to Say.

21:42🔗 Drew Perfect.

24:46🔗 You're about to get funky, yo.

24:49🔗 This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Oh, we'll be right back.

25:26🔗 Drew It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Our good friend Dicky Barrett is here tonight from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Pay Attention is the name of the new CD that will be out May 2nd. The song that you just heard will probably be probably here before May 2nd, though. Yeah. CD. Should actually could be here in it now, or at least you just heard it then. That's it. Ray?

25:54🔗 Yeah. Hi Adam. Hey Drew. How are you guys?

25:57🔗 Drew Good.

25:58🔗 Yeah. About three weeks ago today, I found out that my boyfriend slept with another girl. And soon after that, he got kicked out of school and everything's been really hard and like stressful in our relationship, but we're working everything out.

26:13🔗 Adam Hang on. He got kicked out of school?

26:14🔗 He got kicked out of school.

26:15🔗 For what?

26:16🔗 For supposedly hitting a teacher. It didn't happen like the way it's been said. It's been completely blown out of proportion.

26:23🔗 Adam He hit him, but not the way they said it.

26:25🔗 Drew Well, he strangled him. That's striking.

26:26🔗 No, he had a teacher on the back and it was too hard and she took it to offense.

26:31🔗 And so.

26:33🔗 Drew All right. We don't believe a word of it, but go ahead.

26:35🔗 No, it's true.

26:36🔗 Adam But yeah.

26:37🔗 And ever since I like found out that he slept with another girl, it's just harder for me to achieve an orgasm during intercourse.

26:45🔗 Adam Why does that surprise you?

26:47🔗 And it's just like the it's just the act of like sex. It's not oral sex or anything else.

26:52🔗 Adam Why does that surprise you?

26:55🔗 I don't know, because it was never like that.

26:57🔗 Drew Yeah, but then he slept with another girl. Screwed up your rhythm. How did you find out? Who was the other girl?

27:04🔗 It was a good friend of his.

27:07🔗 Drew And why didn't you break up with him?

27:10🔗 Because he told me to and he said that I could be a bitch. Or, sorry about that. He said that I could be rude and do that and break his heart. And I felt bad and I just had to forgive him for it and work it out.

27:25🔗 Drew Interesting strategy.

27:26🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah.

27:27🔗 Drew I like that. And listen, I was banging my friend. You could be a bitch and break my heart and break up with me. Or you could just sort of grow up and get over it.

27:36🔗 Yeah.

27:37🔗 Adam How old is this guy?

27:39🔗 He's 18.

27:40🔗 Drew You're gonna make a hell of a politician one day.

27:43🔗 Adam I have the energy to reach my wallet and grab my money.

27:45🔗 Drew Oh, no. She's just a young and in love and naive.

27:49🔗 Adam No way.

27:50🔗 Drew Really? What's up?

27:54🔗 Nothing really.

27:56🔗 Drew Yeah. You like your dad?

27:57🔗 No.

27:58🔗 I don't live with my dad.

28:00🔗 Drew What did he do?

28:03🔗 He's never been around. I've been raised by my grandparents.

28:07🔗 Drew That's bad.

28:08🔗 Adam Where's your mom?

28:10🔗 She's in Pennsylvania.

28:12🔗 Drew Uh-huh. She's conducting her experiments there, or what is she doing?

28:18🔗 She's living a happy life with her other daughter and her new husband.

28:22🔗 Drew Oh, okay.

28:23🔗 Adam Why did she leave you behind?

28:25🔗 Because when she had me, she supposedly went mentally insane and was incapable of taking care of me, so she shipped me to her parents.

28:34🔗 Drew Right. But that was a long time ago.

28:36🔗 Yeah. And she decided she just never wanted me back because of the way that they raised me and was not the way she wanted me to be raised.

28:44🔗 Adam Which was how?

28:47🔗 She's had a lot of problems and now she's like a Christian.

28:52🔗 Adam Was she a drug addict?

28:55🔗 I don't know. I don't know really much about her. I don't really care.

28:58🔗 Drew Well, I'll go with yes. Anyone who finds a Jesus Christ after fifteen was a drug addict or a murderer.

29:05🔗 Yeah.

29:06🔗 Drew That's my theory and so far it's not been disproven.

29:09🔗 Adam And the dad, where is he?

29:11🔗 I've never met my dad. My dad raped my mom and she never saw him after that.

29:18🔗 Drew And that was is that how you were conceived?

29:21🔗 Yes.

29:22🔗 Drew Really? How did you find out about that?

29:26🔗 My parents, well the parents that I live with now told me. I call my grandparents my parents. They've raised me.

29:32🔗 Drew How are they? Do they have to weave in the rape story?

29:36🔗 Well, I wanted to know the truth. They promised that they were going to tell me the truth from the age from the age that I understand it.

29:43🔗 Drew What? When did they lay the rape story out?

29:47🔗 A couple of years ago, about 30.

29:49🔗 Adam You were 13?

29:50🔗 Yeah.

29:50🔗 Drew Oh, Jesus Christ. I'd tell you, I'm 35. My dad told me that story. I kicked him in the nuts.

29:55🔗 Adam How did you feel about it?

29:56🔗 Drew You couldn't wait till I was 40?

29:57🔗 Adam How did you feel about that?

29:58🔗 Drew Son of a bitch.

29:59🔗 Adam When you heard that story?

30:00🔗 Well, I have issues really bad.

30:02🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:02🔗 Abandonment issues.

30:04🔗 Adam Yes, Ray. And that's why you're picking these abandoning a-holes to reenact these traumas you've had. This guy is a colossal a-hole you're with now.

30:13🔗 I seem to get with guys who have a lot of family problems.

30:17🔗 Adam Of course.

30:18🔗 Drew Well, there you go. Hey, Ray.

30:19🔗 Adam And they act them out on you.

30:21🔗 Drew Listen, if you're attracted to a guy, that means something's wrong with him.

30:24🔗 Adam Do you understand that? No, seriously.

30:26🔗 No, he's a great guy.

30:27🔗 Adam No, he's not.

30:28🔗 Drew No, he's not a great guy. He punched a teacher. He fooled around on you. That was, that was.

30:35🔗 Adam And then he became abusive to you when you sort of took issue with his behavior.

30:40🔗 Drew Hey, Ray. Yeah. Listen, don't listen to you. You listen to me and Drew and Dicky when he's in town. Okay.

30:47🔗 Adam Look, because of the way these traumas have been sort of etched into your brain, let's say, you seek out people just like those abandoning figures in your life and reenact those traumas over and over and over again. So even though he may seem like a nice guy, he's not. And you experience that or you get into those relationships by forming attractions to these people. So really be careful with intense attraction. That is going to serve you poorly.

31:12🔗 Drew I'd like to talk to these grandparents too because it's like, Ray, it's your 13th birthday. Before you open the gifts, grandpa wants to tell you a story about, now, remember how you thought you were here because a stork dropped you off? As it turns out, dad held mom down with a knife and raped her.

31:29🔗 She was crazy at the time.

31:30🔗 Adam You should also know that. Immediately upon seeing you, she went mentally insane.

31:33🔗 Drew Then she went mentally insane.

31:35🔗 She's found God now, but she can't care less about you.

31:37🔗 Drew She's living in Pennsylvania. Everything's working out for her now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yes. Enjoy your Etch-a-Sketch. Oh, my God. Kathy.

31:49🔗 Hi.

31:49🔗 Drew You're 17. What's up?

31:50🔗 Caller Yeah. I have a girlfriend that I've been going out for a while. But I have this need to be with a man only for sex, though. But every time I get caught cheating, it's hard for me to explain why I do it.

32:08🔗 Drew Here we go.

32:08🔗 All right.

32:10🔗 Drew Did you the product of rape? No. What's up with you?

32:17🔗 Caller I don't know. That's what I call it.

32:20🔗 Drew So do you have a steady boyfriend that you're cheating on?

32:23🔗 Caller No. No, I have a girlfriend.

32:25🔗 Drew Oh, you have a steady girlfriend that you cheat on consistently.

32:29🔗 Adam I would say sexual abuse age seven.

32:31🔗 Drew All right. I'm going with seven and a half, but I always go with Drew. What happened to you?

32:37🔗 Caller Nothing.

32:38🔗 Drew No sexual abuse?

32:40🔗 Caller No.

32:41🔗 Drew Come on, seriously.

32:41🔗 Caller No, it's wrong. No.

32:43🔗 Drew Seriously.

32:44🔗 Caller I'm serious.

32:45🔗 Drew Don't lie to us.

32:46🔗 Caller I'm not lying.

32:48🔗 Drew We know when you're lying.

32:49🔗 Caller Okay.

32:50🔗 Drew What happened? What happened?

32:52🔗 Caller Nothing.

32:53🔗 Drew All right. When did you realize you were a lesbian?

32:59🔗 Caller I think around 12.

33:00🔗 Drew Around 12.

33:01🔗 Adam You started experimenting with women at 12?

33:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

33:04🔗 Drew Drew, you realized you were gay at what, 14? A little bit late?

33:07🔗 Adam Much later.

33:09🔗 Drew About the time the Chinaman sold you the crate of condoms?

33:12🔗 Adam And when was the first time you actually had a sexual, any kind of physical relationship with someone?

33:17🔗 Caller What, age? I say about 13 or 14.

33:22🔗 Adam And was it with a male or female?

33:24🔗 Caller It was a male first.

33:25🔗 Adam And that was with an older guy, like 19?

33:28🔗 Caller 20, yeah.

33:30🔗 Adam Oh, come on.

33:32🔗 Caller All right.

33:32🔗 Drew Listen, Kathy. Do you really like women or are you just really not like guys?

33:38🔗 Caller In a relationship, I want to be with the women.

33:41🔗 Drew Why do you keep cheating on your girlfriend?

33:42🔗 Caller Because it's like, I don't know, I like it, of course, too.

33:47🔗 Adam She needs the power over man. This is all screwed up.

33:50🔗 Drew All right. I hate to keep coming back to it, but where's daddy?

33:55🔗 Caller I don't know.

33:55🔗 Drew You don't know where your dad is?

33:56🔗 Caller No.

33:57🔗 Drew You don't know him?

33:58🔗 Caller No. Never met him in my life.

34:00🔗 Adam Any idea why he left?

34:01🔗 Caller Huh?

34:02🔗 Adam Any idea why he left?

34:03🔗 Drew She stole his golf clubs.

34:07🔗 Caller I don't know. I, last time I heard he was in prison, but...

34:11🔗 Adam For what?

34:12🔗 Caller I don't know. My mom never really told me what to find out.

34:16🔗 Adam Computer software theft?

34:20🔗 Drew All right. I think he violated the RICO Act.

34:22🔗 Adam And what hell was he when you left? Hell were you when he left? I'm sorry.

34:25🔗 Caller I never seen him in my whole life.

34:27🔗 Drew Never? Okay.

34:28🔗 Adam And why did he leave your mom?

34:30🔗 Drew Well, he was taken away.

34:31🔗 Adam Why did he leave your mom?

34:32🔗 Caller I don't know.

34:33🔗 Drew Okay. Hey, Kathy, is your mom around?

34:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:36🔗 Drew You get along okay with her?

34:37🔗 Caller No.

34:38🔗 Drew Okay.

34:38🔗 Adam Is she doing drugs?

34:40🔗 Caller No. She just doesn't accept my lifestyle.

34:43🔗 Drew Right.

34:44🔗 Adam Did your dad do drugs?

34:46🔗 Drew He doesn't know her dad.

34:47🔗 Adam No. But was he in jail for drugs, do you think?

34:49🔗 Caller I do not know.

34:50🔗 Adam I have no idea.

34:50🔗 Drew You just know he's in the clink, huh?

34:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

34:53🔗 Drew Okay.

34:53🔗 Adam Is there any possibility he did anything to you before he left? You don't remember?

34:57🔗 Caller I don't think so. No.

34:59🔗 Drew Okay. Hey, Kathy?

35:00🔗 Adam I'm on the balance.

35:01🔗 Drew Okay. Kathy? Yeah. Things are a mess over there. They really are. Do you think you can stop acting out?

35:08🔗 Caller Well, it's not like I have a problem.

35:12🔗 Drew All right. Well, forget it then. I don't care. Lindsay?

35:16🔗 Caller Yes.

35:16🔗 Drew You're 17.

35:17🔗 Caller Yes.

35:18🔗 Caller What's up? I have a question for Drew.

35:21🔗 Drew Listen, hold on a second. You goofballs, you call this show, not you, Lindsay. I'm talking about Kathy. You explain your sort of deviant behavior and then you argue with us over why you don't have a problem. And you know what? If you tell me you don't have a problem, fine, you don't have a problem. I'm moving on to someone who has a problem.

35:36🔗 Not pulling teeth there.

35:37🔗 Drew No. You have a problem, right, Lindsay? That's right. And you're a woman enough to admit it. What's up?

35:44🔗 Caller All right. Well, last weekend, I hooked up with a guy, well, like not like sex, but he fingered me. And then last week I got sick with, I mean, like my throat was sore and I went to the doctor to check it out. And she said that nothing was wrong. And then I started noticing weird discharge in blood in my urine. And I just kind of like checked up on it online and like it came up that I might have a bladder infection.

36:09🔗 Adam Yeah, of course. That's what you have. Pardon me? That's what you have.

36:12🔗 I do.

36:12🔗 Adam Yes.

36:13🔗 Do I have to go to the doctor?

36:14🔗 Adam Yeah. Because if you don't treat it, it can get back up into your kidneys and then be quite serious. So you know what you could call. Listen, you could call your doctor and they could treat this over the phone. Really? Really. No problem.

36:28🔗 Drew Can you get this from the fingering process?

36:30🔗 Adam Yeah. Again, when he gets near the urethra and his dirty mug, mitts gets around there and pushes the bacteria.

36:36🔗 Drew For first after it's filthy paws.

36:38🔗 Adam Filthy paws. I beg your pardon. That's what I was searching for.

36:40🔗 Drew Right. So when the guy-

36:45🔗 How is this treated?

36:46🔗 Adam It's often just a single dose of an antibiotic. Sometimes they may give you three, five, seven days, but it's easily treated. No big deal. You'll have many more before-

36:54🔗 I don't have to tell my mom, though, because I don't want to tell her.

36:56🔗 Adam Call your doctor. Lindsay, you'll have many more of these before the day is done. Many, many more. It's not all about sex. You'll get them for many different reasons.

37:01🔗 Drew Now, what if the guy washes his hands? You know what I mean? Does it make any difference at all?

37:06🔗 Adam It really is pushing too hard there is what that's about.

37:08🔗 Drew It is.

37:09🔗 Adam As much as anything. Yeah.

37:10🔗 Drew All right. It's pushing up on the urethra?

37:12🔗 Adam Yeah.

37:13🔗 Drew Where's that urethra?

37:14🔗 Adam Just inside.

37:15🔗 Drew Inside the vagina?

37:16🔗 Adam Yeah. Up.

37:18🔗 Drew Where's the clitoris? Above the urethra?

37:21🔗 Adam No. It's outside.

37:22🔗 Drew Outside?

37:22🔗 Adam Outside. I've been telling you this for a long time.

37:25🔗 Drew I know. But I can't get this right.

37:27🔗 Adam Outside.

37:28🔗 Drew But it's around the vagina, right?

37:29🔗 Adam Give me the pictures.

37:30🔗 Drew No. I don't want to look at those things.

37:32🔗 Adam Give me the pictures.

37:32🔗 Drew Give me the heebie-jeebies.

37:34🔗 Adam Idiot.

37:35🔗 Drew All right. Let me get that. Oh, my cowbell. My precious cowbell. I need one of those for radio.

37:42🔗 Adam Anatomy pictures and dumping the cowbell.

37:44🔗 Drew Yeah. Dicky, where do you see these pictures? It's like there's a whole thing going on there.

37:49🔗 Adam There we go.

37:50🔗 Okay.

37:50🔗 Drew Let me tell you the, you know the vagina, it's like an ant hill.

37:54🔗 Right.

37:55🔗 Drew Meaning from the outside, it looks like one thing. It's just a little mound. But then you go inside, it's all kinds of caverns and tubes. And there's a whole colony going on in there. The queen.

38:05🔗 This is unbelievable.

38:06🔗 Drew Drones and drones.

38:08🔗 Adam Here's the worker.

38:08🔗 Caller Where's that?

38:09🔗 Adam This is the money spot.

38:11🔗 Drew Is the anus up here?

38:12🔗 Adam No, it's right there.

38:13🔗 Drew Oh.

38:14🔗 Caller Let's turn the book around for you.

38:16🔗 Drew All right.

38:17🔗 Adam So there's the urethra.

38:20🔗 Caller Where's the rest of the body?

38:22🔗 Adam You're looking down the axis here.

38:24🔗 Caller Oh, she's on her back.

38:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

38:25🔗 Drew So where's urethra?

38:26🔗 Adam Right there.

38:26🔗 Drew Oh, I thought that was the clitoris.

38:28🔗 Adam That's inside and there is not.

38:29🔗 Drew Oh, I've been sucking on that thing the whole time.

38:31🔗 Adam It looks like a penis, right?

38:33🔗 Drew It looks like it's a little bigger mine, actually.

38:35🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, yeah.

38:36🔗 Drew But yeah, other than that, it's a bigger version of mine.

38:39🔗 Caller That's really good.

38:40🔗 Drew All right.

38:40🔗 Caller What is this over here?

38:42🔗 Drew Yeah, what is that?

38:42🔗 Adam That's the fallopian tubing.

38:45🔗 Drew Hi, Lindsey.

38:45🔗 Caller I don't have to know this stuff, right?

38:47🔗 Drew You're fine.

38:47🔗 Adam It'd be nice if most people did. You talk about, you always, Adam, have advocated we have some sort of life one-on-one class for high school students.

38:54🔗 Drew Right.

38:54🔗 Adam I think sort of human function one-on-one too. I really do.

38:57🔗 Drew Yeah, I think it would scare the kids.

38:59🔗 Adam Kind of amazes me that people can get through life not understanding this basic stuff.

39:02🔗 Drew Anderson, play The Old Vagina, a song for Dicky. Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina, the old vagina.

39:11🔗 Adam This is it, actually.

39:12🔗 Drew Who knows what goes on in the old vagina, the old vagina, the old vagina.

39:17🔗 Adam This is what goes on, Dicky, in the old vagina.

39:19🔗 Caller It's terrific.

39:19🔗 Drew Yeah, that is scary.

39:21🔗 Caller I think I cut this class.

39:23🔗 Drew I did. Christina is on hold. She's 17. She's tried everything but can't have an orgasm. When we come back, we'll tell her how to achieve that. And many more after that. After this.

39:41🔗 Loveline, we'll be right back.

40:11🔗 Drew It's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Pay attention, it's the name of the new Mighty Mighty Bosstones CD. Dicky Barrett is here representing tonight, and it will be out May 2nd. Dicky was telling me off the air about getting his GED. Not quite finishing high school, but...

40:31🔗 Caller Hey, hey, I got mine, buddy.

40:33🔗 Drew Going back and getting the GED.

40:35🔗 Adam I have one. I got a diploma, Adam.

40:36🔗 Caller I have one, yeah.

40:37🔗 Drew I never officially did pick up my diploma, but I would like to go in and get that.

40:42🔗 Caller It's 1995. You can afford that book fee now.

40:45🔗 Drew We the People.

40:46🔗 Caller Was that the book?

40:47🔗 Drew Yeah, history book. Ironically enough, I had never opened it, but I had managed to lose many, many a book in high school.

40:55🔗 Caller You should have said, Ant, I didn't return the book for political reasons. We the People had all the... That's right... .Christopher Columbus's great...

41:00🔗 Drew That's right. Jefferson was a slave owner, goddammit. And they portrayed him as some kind of hero.

41:05🔗 Caller I burned that thing.

41:06🔗 Drew Yeah, I wasn't sharp enough to figure that out back then. I was just kind of spazzed out. They said, you know, and it's so funny, too, when people tell you stuff that you've clearly done, but you try to come up sort of lame, come back. They go, did you check out the book, We the People? Uh, yeah. And it says here, you never returned it. That's a bold-faced lie. And you're thinking to yourself, I have no idea where that book is. I probably smoked it four months ago.

41:32🔗 Caller I know it was funny the other night. It was when Daniel was telling about ordering Spectravision and trying to just keep it under the five-minute mark. And you go, I would love to see you down at the desk with that. Sir, we have a computer. It was 11 minutes. You were watching the porn movie.

41:49🔗 Drew Uh, yeah, with the righteous indignation. I watched that porn movie for four minutes and 22 seconds.

41:57🔗 Caller I cried over that for three days. That was the funniest thing I ever heard. I had a great time the other night.

42:03🔗 Drew We had a great time with you, too, Dicky. And what Dicky was talking about is, you know, when you go to hotels, you can watch like five minutes worth of porn before you have to pay for it. So if you're really on your game, you're fine. You know what I mean? Like for me.

42:18🔗 Caller Out of the gate. You've got to be ready out of the gate.

42:20🔗 Drew If I get less than three, I'm considering it a disappointment. But it's so easy. You know, time really flies when your penis is out. It's easy to go over the five.

42:29🔗 Adam Haven't those movies figured out that they take ten minutes to get going?

42:32🔗 Dicky Barrett Well, start beforehand.

42:34🔗 Caller Use your imagination.

42:35🔗 Adam But I mean, what the movie industry figure out that...

42:39🔗 Drew I don't know if you start midway into the movie or you always start at the beginning of the movie. I guess you start at the beginning when you order that Spectravision.

42:48🔗 Caller I guess it depends. I'm only guessing. It depends.

42:52🔗 Drew All I know is I ordered the...

42:54🔗 Caller The funny thing about it is Daniel is, you know, he's got a really good job. He produces Adam's show. He produces everybody's show.

43:00🔗 Adam He produced everything.

43:01🔗 Caller Yeah, he was working with Letterman and tons of stuff. But he still says that this was recently that he got in the argument about he's down at the desk.

43:12🔗 Drew Yeah, they charge him $11.95.

43:14🔗 Caller I time this on my nightstand clock. Listen, if your clocks are wrong here, it was four minutes and no more, sir. The computer printout says 11 minutes.

43:25🔗 Drew But don't make me get my wife on the phone. She's an attorney.

43:28🔗 Caller Of course, Cheryl Crowe wasn't with us when we were having this conversation now.

43:31🔗 Adam Are we trying to get another song in before the top of the hour?

43:32🔗 Drew Are we? No. We'll hear it in the next hour. Christina.

43:37🔗 Adam Yes.

43:37🔗 Drew You're 17.

43:38🔗 Caller Yeah. What's up? I think I had some, I don't know what's wrong because I tried everything and I could never come or anything. I tried sex. I tried, God, I even tried masturbating and everything and nothing helped.

43:53🔗 Adam So this has never happened to you before?

43:54🔗 Caller Never.

43:55🔗 Adam At 17, that's pretty much normal.

43:58🔗 Caller Really?

43:58🔗 Adam Yeah. It really isn't so much about finding the right mechanical solution, though that's useful to understand how you work and all. But women need to find this sort of an emotional or affective kind of experience that they have to learn how to connect with. It's tough. It's not that there's a language out there that helps you deal with that, connect with that. I wish Ann were here. Because our producer would always talk about getting in the bathtub and the rest of it. Well, lighting candles and finding a quick... Stuff that the guy sounds like, why? Why are you doing that? But to women, it's about creating an environment or an opportunity for their normal physiology to just begin to work.

44:35🔗 Drew Yeah, for some.

44:37🔗 Adam That's right. Others are different.

44:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

44:39🔗 Adam Summer, summer, pow.

44:40🔗 Drew You're seventeen. I wouldn't worry about it that much.

44:43🔗 Adam It will work itself out, but stay tuned.

44:46🔗 Drew Have you ever?

44:47🔗 Caller I tried it a lot and nothing ever happened.

44:49🔗 Drew You tried a vibrator?

44:51🔗 Caller Yes, I have.

44:52🔗 Drew You have?

44:52🔗 Caller I tried everything, I, everything.

44:55🔗 Drew And that didn't work either, huh?

44:56🔗 Caller I mean, I'll get really wet, but nothing ever happens.

44:59🔗 Caller Like it never finishes, you know?

45:01🔗 Drew Yeah. Well, what are you thinking about? Are you freaking out?

45:04🔗 Caller Yeah, kind of.

45:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

45:06🔗 Adam No, that's not going to work.

45:07🔗 Drew Yeah. You got to think about the sound of silence or something.

45:12🔗 Adam Seagulls.

45:12🔗 Drew Yeah. Think of seagulls. Yeah. I don't know. It's tough because for women, especially so much of it is emotional. Once you psych yourself out, you're screwed. I mean, once you think you're not going to have one, you definitely ain't going to have one. It's kind of a catch-22. I'm sure after you have one and you have the confidence and momentum going into the next one, you'll be fine. I don't know where you get that first one though. You're 17 though. Don't worry about it. It's not me. Tony? Well, I'm just being honest. You're 21, Tony.

45:44🔗 Caller Hi.

45:45🔗 Drew What's up? You think a red ant bit the tip of your penis?

45:49🔗 Caller Yeah. Actually, what happened was that last night, in the middle of the night, I woke up to a severe pain on my penis. So I ran to the bathroom and I found that my penis was severely swollen and red. So I made myself urinate to see if possibly it was STD. And all that happened was that the redness spread to the tip.

46:15🔗 Drew Have you seen red ants? Did your dad park the trailer on an ant hill again? Or what happened?

46:20🔗 Caller Well, we have black ants all throughout our house. Like, they're invading our house right now.

46:25🔗 Drew Yeah, everyone asks us, but not too many people have red ants.

46:29🔗 Caller Right. And I don't think black ants bite. So that's why I figured it was a red ant.

46:33🔗 Adam Why did you think it was a red ant?

46:34🔗 Drew You haven't seen any red ants.

46:35🔗 Caller Well, no. It possibly could have been a spider, but I didn't think...

46:39🔗 Adam Tony, what have you been doing with your penis lately?

46:43🔗 Caller Well, last week I had some sexual content.

46:47🔗 Adam Well, herpes takes about a week to ten days to develop, usually.

46:50🔗 Drew No, I'm with him on the red ant.

46:51🔗 Adam No, this is herpes.

46:53🔗 Caller No, my testicles got ants on it.

46:56🔗 Adam Wow.

46:57🔗 Drew Wow. Anderson's got a drop for everything. And Homer Simpson, he covers all the bases.

47:02🔗 Adam And herpes turns red and it burns and it will eventually ulcerate and it feels like hell.

47:06🔗 Drew Well, maybe the ant had herpes. I'll meet you halfway.

47:09🔗 Adam I mean, you had a new sexual contact a week ago. He was right on schedule. Have you been feeling kind of fluid lately?

47:13🔗 Caller No, I mean, actually I didn't have actual sexual intercourse. All I had was a BJ and an HJ. I didn't think.

47:21🔗 Drew Yeah, I hope not in that order, by the way. But you start out with the BJ and then the HJ's a real let down.

47:31🔗 Adam The mouth is very rich in herpesvirus sometimes.

47:33🔗 Drew Hey, leave it alone.

47:35🔗 Adam Are your lymph nodes swollen in the groin at all?

47:37🔗 Drew No, not at all. All right. Listen, go to the doctor. I banged a prostitute in a parking lot a week before, but my theory is that a red ant bit me in my sleep, even though I've never seen one in my house before. That's right. A fire ant, I think they called it.

47:53🔗 Adam TC.

47:53🔗 Caller Fly, I think it was.

47:55🔗 Drew All right, we'll take a little break. We'll be back.

47:57🔗 Caller Let's have some more fun. Call Love Line 1-800-LOVE-191.

48:05🔗 Love Line will be right back.

48:38🔗 Drew Yay, it's Love Line. We're going to take a quick ten second, top of the hour timeout. We'll be back with more of the program in just ten seconds.

48:46🔗 Caller This is Love Line on Radio Station.

49:01🔗 Drew Yep, it's Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. As I drew over there, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Dicky Barrett is our guest tonight. He's from The Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Pay attention to the name of the CD out May 2nd. And what?

49:18🔗 Caller We're going to be on the Warped Tour. I don't know. You want me to do.

49:20🔗 Drew Yeah, that sounds good.

49:22🔗 Caller Pedal something, talk, speak, pimp myself.

49:25🔗 Drew Saturday Night Live.

49:26🔗 Caller What happened to your car, Drew?

49:28🔗 Drew Someone took a hammer to it or something. What was that?

49:32🔗 Caller Like a machete or something.

49:33🔗 Adam Like a barge.

49:35🔗 Drew That's a Hassan chop.

49:37🔗 Adam Yeah.

49:38🔗 Drew Someone took one of those big Japanese shoguns.

49:41🔗 Caller What is the mentality there?

49:43🔗 Adam I'm hoping that what it was was like somebody with their kids with grocery bags and one slipped and a bottle fell right there, a can fell right there.

49:51🔗 Drew No way.

49:52🔗 Adam Somehow that fantasy makes me feel better.

49:54🔗 Drew That thing would have been fired out of one of those cannons they used to cause the avalanches in Switzerland in order to put that kind of dent on your car.

50:02🔗 Adam It looks like something like a sledgehammer, really.

50:03🔗 Caller How come you guys have the same car?

50:06🔗 Drew No, I have a smaller version of his car.

50:08🔗 Adam Because we used to travel the country together and we'd read car magazines and I would regale them.

50:13🔗 Drew I talked them into the BMW. You know what's funny though? I like, you know what kind of guy I like? I like the kind of guy who looks at something that's happened to your car or your house or whatever and then triples the price when he gives his estimate. Not the guy who works at the body shop, your buddy. You know, buddy, like, then he goes, oh, that's going to be 20 grand if it's a penny. You think yourself, oh, do you have to go that, you know, why not just be the guy who goes, yeah, they'll rub that out.

50:39🔗 Caller It's no problem.

50:41🔗 Drew Yeah, what's your deductible? That'll take care of it. Yeah, you take care of it. You know, but I love the guy who looks at it and just goes, Ouch, yow. And then the guy kind of digs in your feelings about it and goes, whoo, wow, that must have really smarted when you saw that. What were you thinking?

50:57🔗 Caller Is that what I did?

50:58🔗 Drew Well, Dicky did that, but he didn't do it to Drew. I just like it when guys do that. Did you cry? I would have cried. That's bad news. Yeah. And you know what? That'll never be right. They'll never be able to fix that. I mean, they'll fix it good enough. But when the sun...

51:12🔗 Caller It won't drive right.

51:13🔗 Drew Yeah.

51:14🔗 Caller It'll pull to the left.

51:15🔗 Drew When the sun hits it just right, you'll be able to tell. Yeah.

51:18🔗 Caller You'll know. No one else will know, though. Then they try to patch it up. No one else will know, but you'll know.

51:22🔗 Drew You'll never be able to sell the car.

51:23🔗 Caller You'll never sleep right.

51:25🔗 Drew Your wife's going to leave you.

51:26🔗 Caller That'll happen again, too, probably. As soon as you get it fixed.

51:29🔗 Drew Yeah. Paint won't even be dry. Some guy's going to come up to it again.

51:33🔗 Caller I'm sorry about your car.

51:34🔗 Adam Thank you.

51:34🔗 Caller I don't mean to be afraid.

51:35🔗 Adam I'm not good. I was in the chat rooms at drew.com, found a question on birth control pills. The question was, how long does it take the birth control pill to work? I've been for a long time saying that a triphasic pill is probably effective in the first month, but we had a gynecologist in the show a couple weeks ago who clarified the fact that really it should be for everybody the second cycle no matter what the pill is you're on before you really rely upon it as being completely effective.

51:59🔗 Caller So how off were you?

52:01🔗 Adam I'm not sure I was off but it's a new sort of party line on this.

52:03🔗 Caller I don't want to believe you were even ever wrong.

52:08🔗 Adam I think what I was advocating was not as efficacious as if you wait two months.

52:13🔗 Drew I want to say one more quick thing before we get to the calls on the cars. Our beloved Daniel Kellison who Dicky was talking about earlier who we went out with Saturday night and produces the Man Show who steals SpectraVision from hotels and then argues with Bellhops about it. He's been looking to lease a car because he's out here from New York for like six months and he wants to get a station wagon for some reason. He drives a Volvo wagon now and he loves the BMW wagon which are really hot looking cars and I always tell him hey the BMW is a great car. I got one. You can't go wrong with that. And he goes his answer to me and I've had this conversation ten times with him and he always forgets it and he always says to me, I don't want to be one of those assholes who drives a BMW. And I always go Daniel, I drive a BMW. Stop having this conversation with me. He said it in my car once while we were driving somewhere. I don't mean one of those Hollywood pricks who drives a BMW. I'm like Daniel, I'm a Hollywood prick who drives a BMW. Stop saying that. Well, and then I'll pause and go, but it's true.

53:16🔗 Caller I drive a Camry. Focke Toyota by the way.

53:20🔗 Adam That's what you had before, man.

53:21🔗 Drew No, I had a Maxima.

53:22🔗 Adam Maxima. Paul?

53:23🔗 Caller It's a good car.

53:24🔗 Drew Oh yeah, I know Dicky drives a Camry because he followed us back from the radio station when we were in Boston. Yeah.

53:30🔗 Adam That's right. That's the time we saw you.

53:31🔗 Drew Paul, you're 16.

53:33🔗 Caller Yeah. First of all, Adam and Drew, you two are gods, okay? Just gods and Adam, if you're ever interested in younger men, I'm your man. Yeah.

53:43🔗 Drew What do you mean if I'm ever interested? Yeah.

53:46🔗 Caller Paul, you have to get off the phone.

53:47🔗 Caller That's 11.

53:49🔗 Caller All right.

53:52🔗 Drew Mom picks up the phone right when I'm making homosexual advances toward her 16-year-old son. I'm going to bend you over a barrel and give you a good cornhole. Hi, mom.

54:02🔗 Caller You were just talking about this earlier. That was insane.

54:05🔗 Adam Remember that call?

54:06🔗 Caller It's past 11. Jesus Christ.

54:07🔗 Adam Did you still have that call, Anderson, with the beginning of the show, that one night when that girl...

54:11🔗 Drew Oh, it was great. Yeah. Right when...

54:14🔗 Adam Yeah, she goes, oh, she was my boyfriend.

54:16🔗 Drew Oh, yeah. She goes, it was great. We had someone call in a few months ago. She was like, my boyfriend was... I was performing a rim job on my... hold on. Night, Ma.

54:28🔗 Adam I love you.

54:29🔗 Okay.

54:30🔗 Drew On my boyfriend, I had the fecal matter. Hold on a second. Night, Grandma. Night, Grandpa.

54:36🔗 Caller That's kid's mother just heard you go, I love younger men.

54:40🔗 Drew Paul, what is your mom here, seriously? What? I'm going to have to come over there and kill her. What? She's upstairs. I know, but she picked up the phone, right, when I was talking about getting it on with the young guys. Who was that? Was that your mom? What? Yeah, she's my mom.

54:56🔗 Caller What do you mean? I love younger men. Paul, you have to get off the phone right now. It's past 11. Nothing better than a younger guy, and I'm glad you could.

55:05🔗 Drew Paul, you know the rules. No cornhole while the streetlights are on.

55:08🔗 Caller Kids can't pick up radio stars after 11.

55:11🔗 Drew You wait until you're 17, like your older brother before older guys rape you.

55:16🔗 Adam Oh my God. Oh my God.

55:18🔗 Drew All right, Paul.

55:19🔗 Caller It's such a wonderful life, isn't it?

55:22🔗 Drew There's a fruit basket heading to the house right now.

55:25🔗 Caller What's your mother's name?

55:26🔗 Drew What's your mom's name? I'll put a Man Show t-shirt in there and a Loveline mug. All will be forgiven.

55:31🔗 Caller Bosstones and Vance.

55:32🔗 Caller My mom is a very big fan of the Man Show.

55:34🔗 Caller She really did this and it caught me in the book.

55:39🔗 Drew All right, there, Paul. All right, so what the hell is up now?

55:42🔗 Caller Oh, well, my girlfriend, I don't know if you want to call her Goody Two Shoes or what, but I mean, she's never really done anything like she's never smoked or drunk or basically anything, and I'm the first guy that she's, you know, done any something other than making out, you know, and she has these friends, and I mean, these girls have been her friends since, like, middle school, and the things we do, we keep to ourselves, you know, like our little secrets, you know, and her friends, they're sitting there harassing her and telling her that, you know, they, you know, that since they're their friends, you know, they tell her everything, so she has to tell them.

56:18🔗 Drew What are the things you do?

56:20🔗 Caller Um, let's see.

56:23🔗 Drew You want to get your mom back on the line before you start talking about finger banging and stuff like that?

56:27🔗 Caller Well, it's like, she's still a virgin, you know, we do just about, you know, everything.

56:31🔗 Drew Alright, so what? Her friends think you, you're stud, who cares?

56:36🔗 Adam That's sort of age-appropriate.

56:37🔗 Drew You're worried about your reputation?

56:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:39🔗 Adam No, no, not at all. It's like, they're just curious what you're up to, just tell them to lay off.

56:43🔗 Caller Have her friends call the house after 11.

56:45🔗 Caller That's right.

56:46🔗 Caller You're mama's boy.

56:47🔗 Drew Oh, boy. Hey, one is, by the way, one is, remember all those pick up the other line and listen to the conversation things you did like when you're a kid, your sister's talking to one of her girlfriends or something, you pick up the phone real quietly. When was the last time you did that?

57:03🔗 Caller Oh.

57:05🔗 Drew No, now, when you get older, you don't want to know. When you're a kid, you want to know everything. Now, Drew, you're interested in knowing?

57:10🔗 Caller No.

57:11🔗 Drew No way.

57:11🔗 Caller No.

57:12🔗 Drew Is that Lor?

57:13🔗 Yeah. Lor.

57:14🔗 Drew Yeah. You're 19.

57:16🔗 Caller What's up, tough guy?

57:18🔗 Drew What's up?

57:19🔗 Caller So, how's your night?

57:21🔗 Drew Oh, jeez Christ. We're going to have to bang another listener?

57:24🔗 Caller Play Misty for you.

57:25🔗 Caller I'm just carrying that on.

57:27🔗 Drew Okay. What's up?

57:29🔗 Caller Oh, I just... Strangest thing, the last few months, I've been waking up in the middle of the night to like voices and I'll wake up like unable to move and once in a while, I'll have like visual hallucinations with that.

57:46🔗 Adam When you're frozen?

57:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

57:47🔗 Adam Like people standing over you, that kind of thing?

57:49🔗 Caller Not really, like I can't, nothing I can make out, but like it feels like maybe it's a person or maybe it's like something funky. Or sometimes like it could be like Jesus.

58:00🔗 Adam These are night terrors and they're rather common. Do you do a lot of drugs?

58:04🔗 Caller No, actually not at all. I've only like done like acid two times in my life. And like the last time I did that was like about a year ago.

58:12🔗 Drew Well, do you believe in all the supernatural stuff?

58:15🔗 Caller No, not really. Actually to like go against what you said some earlier today. People after 15 who find Jesus must be on drugs. I found him like last few months ago, I guess, you know?

58:32🔗 Drew Right. Was he high?

58:34🔗 Caller No, he wasn't high. Pretty cool.

58:36🔗 Drew And what? You were in prison?

58:38🔗 Caller No.

58:38🔗 Drew How did you find him?

58:39🔗 Caller Well, I was just laying here one night and then I like kind of dozed off and woke up out of that day. He's like unable to move and it's like boom. Jesus is there talking.

58:50🔗 Adam Well, Lord, that's a hallucination.

58:52🔗 Drew Well, how do you know, Drew?

58:53🔗 Caller You never know. Hey.

58:55🔗 Adam That's a hallucination. You need to talk to me about this stuff.

58:58🔗 Caller Well, I did. Actually, I did. I talked to my doctor about it and they didn't really seem to be familiar with it at all.

59:03🔗 Adam Did they do some lab work on you?

59:05🔗 Caller Yeah, they did some lab work and they said that, well, just the same thing you said. They didn't call it night terror, though. They just call it like some type of paralysis or something.

59:13🔗 Adam Well, but it needs, it needs some workup. There can be seizures associated with this. It really needs some workup, Lord.

59:20🔗 Caller Yeah, like this month, it really hasn't happened, but the last few months, it's been happening often on the peak of it. It would happen like every single day for a week straight.

59:31🔗 Adam Any of the drugs besides the acid?

59:32🔗 Caller Never. Never done anything else. Never smoked pot, nothing like that.

59:36🔗 Adam Well, it needs more evaluation. It's something. Yeah, it's so and no, no, no major trauma.

59:42🔗 Drew Lord, go get yourself checked out. They got to stick things to your head and see what's going on in your brain.

59:47🔗 Adam The potential causes this are pretty. The list is pretty long.

59:51🔗 Drew It's not Jesus.

59:52🔗 Adam It isn't Jesus.

59:53🔗 Drew It's too bad.

59:54🔗 Caller Is he going to church now and stuff?

59:55🔗 Caller No, no, not at all. I mean, it's just casual.

59:58🔗 Caller Coming to see.

59:58🔗 Drew Why?

59:58🔗 Caller Why go to church?

59:59🔗 Drew Why go to church? Jesus swings by every night about casual visits. Yeah, that's right. What are you doing? He's not wearing his good sandals.

1:00:08🔗 Caller Oh, no, no sandals anymore, I don't think.

1:00:10🔗 Drew I see.

1:00:11🔗 Caller Send them by my house.

1:00:12🔗 Drew Yeah, I will.

1:00:13🔗 Caller I'm going to be at the.

1:00:14🔗 Adam Hey, Dicky from the Bosstones wants to talk to you.

1:00:16🔗 Caller Head by there.

1:00:17🔗 Drew All right.

1:00:18🔗 Caller Oh, another question about that has just been on my mind. What kind of specific effects does that have, that drug have later on in life?

1:00:27🔗 Adam LSD?

1:00:28🔗 Caller Yeah, because, I mean, people, there's like so much conflict about life with that.

1:00:32🔗 Adam There's no conflict. If you, the people that work in the field and see people that are suffering from the residual destruct, there's no debate about what caused it. The question is how much do you have to be exposed to before you get the real serious consequences, and no one knows the answer to that.

1:00:46🔗 Drew Two times you're probably fine.

1:00:48🔗 Adam Probably.

1:00:49🔗 Drew On the other hand, his brain seems a little feeble, or at least open to suggestion.

1:00:54🔗 Adam Various kinds of mood disturbances, personality changes, very common. The kid's still taking the acid? Some devastate big time. Really? An E, ecstasy is huge right now. Oh my God.

1:01:05🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:01:05🔗 Adam That one's even scarier right now.

1:01:07🔗 Caller Scarier than acid?

1:01:08🔗 Adam There's more dad on it right now anyway, the dad is pretty dramatic.

1:01:12🔗 Drew Well, here's the thing, it seems to me about E is it's less of a commitment. It's easier to do. I mean, acid you just can't do. I mean, you can't, yes, you can be deadhead and do a ton of acid, but I mean, the thing about stuff like mushrooms is you just can't do it every weekend. And acid is tough to do a ton of too.

1:01:31🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:01:31🔗 Drew I mean, if you do acid on a Monday night, it's hard to do it on Tuesday or Wednesday night. You know what I'm saying?

1:01:37🔗 Adam Ecstasy kicks crap at you pretty good too, but people seem to be able to do it on weekends.

1:01:42🔗 Drew There's a lot of folks that are doing the E just about every Friday night. And it's not that hard to do. Carrie, you're 14. What's up?

1:01:52🔗 Caller Yes, I am. Okay. I have this problem with cheating on guys. And I just want to know what's up with me and how I can get better and stuff.

1:02:03🔗 Adam Trouble cheating on guys?

1:02:04🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm going out with this guy. And I've been going out with him for the past two months or so. And I had this problem last summer when I went out with this guy for like ten months.

1:02:17🔗 Drew You're fourteen.

1:02:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:20🔗 Drew You've been divorced a handful of times?

1:02:22🔗 Caller What?

1:02:22🔗 Drew No. Never been divorced?

1:02:24🔗 Caller Uh, no.

1:02:25🔗 Drew No. After the hysterectomy didn't hurt your sex life?

1:02:29🔗 Caller Dude, what?

1:02:31🔗 Drew It's like you're fourteen.

1:02:33🔗 Caller Sounds like dating.

1:02:34🔗 Drew Slow down a little bit.

1:02:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:37🔗 Drew Can you do that?

1:02:38🔗 Caller Yeah, I think so.

1:02:39🔗 Drew You act like you're fourteen. Why are you going so fast?

1:02:42🔗 Caller I don't think I'm going very fast.

1:02:43🔗 Drew Well, you keep having these boyfriends, you keep cheating on them, but you're only fourteen.

1:02:49🔗 Caller I know.

1:02:50🔗 Drew I know. Why all the drama?

1:02:53🔗 Caller I don't know. It's just, I don't know. I mean.

1:02:55🔗 Drew I mean, listen, here's the deal, Kerry. When guys cheat on women, that's God's will. No, that's biology, that's hormones. You're a 16-year-old guy, your girlfriend goes out camping with her folks to Yosemite for a week over the summer. There's some other hot chick eyeballing you at a party you're in. That's how guys, 16, 14, 15-year-old guys work. 110-year-old guys work. When you're 14 and you're female and you're doing this, that smacks of something emotional.

1:03:27🔗 Caller What? No, I don't have any emotional problems about things.

1:03:29🔗 Drew There's something going on that you have to keep. You're calling and asking why you keep cheating and how can you stop.

1:03:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:03:35🔗 Drew You're 14 years old.

1:03:36🔗 Adam That's an emotional problem.

1:03:37🔗 Drew What's up? I'm guessing you're having a little difficulty with the intimacy and you're trying to break things up.

1:03:43🔗 Adam There's also the drama needs here, the arousal needs.

1:03:45🔗 Drew Something must have, someone die on you or leave you or something like that?

1:03:49🔗 Caller I've had some deaths in my family and my parents are divorced. But I mean, you know.

1:03:53🔗 Drew But other than exactly what I just said, nothing else. So I'm all off. All right, I'm stumped. So other than the exact scenario that I portrayed, nothing. You've had some deaths and there's been some divorce.

1:04:09🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:10🔗 Drew So your dad split and your grandparents died.

1:04:12🔗 Caller No, no, no. I'm actually at my dad's house right now. I mean, it's like, you know, my parents get along great.

1:04:16🔗 Drew Oh, well, who divorced?

1:04:18🔗 Caller What do you mean?

1:04:19🔗 Drew Well, what? Okay, your parents are divorced though, right?

1:04:22🔗 Caller Yes.

1:04:22🔗 Adam Okay. Why?

1:04:24🔗 Caller Because they just fought a lot.

1:04:26🔗 Adam Well, that fracture that you experienced when your family fell apart has a residual effect on you.

1:04:33🔗 Drew And then who died?

1:04:34🔗 Caller Just like my grandmother and this really close neighbor and stuff. And like my uncle and my grandfather.

1:04:43🔗 Drew I know.

1:04:43🔗 Caller And my aunt.

1:04:44🔗 Drew That's enough. Hey, you're spooking me. One of us is going to night now just for talking to Carrie.

1:04:49🔗 Adam Maybe you're depressed. Maybe that's a lot. You could depression be causing a lot of this?

1:04:53🔗 Caller Well, I kind of was depressed. I mean, I tried to calm myself last year, but I'm OK now.

1:04:58🔗 Drew OK. Everything's going right on.

1:05:01🔗 Adam I'm getting like...

1:05:01🔗 Caller Don't do that again.

1:05:03🔗 Caller No, of course not. No, I'm feeling a lot better.

1:05:05🔗 Drew All right. But listen, Carrie, here's what happened. A few things in life have been taken away from you. And you get in relationships and then you get scared that things are going to be taken away. So you actually sabotage them.

1:05:20🔗 Adam You make them...

1:05:21🔗 Drew That's what the cheating is.

1:05:22🔗 Adam You make your worst fear come true before you actually connect with the person.

1:05:26🔗 Drew That's right.

1:05:27🔗 Adam Before they have a chance to leave you. Right.

1:05:29🔗 Drew It's the same thing I do with Breaking Wind on the first date.

1:05:31🔗 Adam And there's... You need some drama and there really is some depression. I think you may be treating your depression with these relationships too. That's why you feel better now, but really there's no substantial change.

1:05:42🔗 Drew Julie?

1:05:43🔗 Caller Yeah, this is me.

1:05:44🔗 Drew You're 16?

1:05:45🔗 Caller Yeah, I have trouble sleeping.

1:05:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:05:47🔗 Caller And I want to know how I can deal with it without getting into drugs, you know, like sleeping pills.

1:05:53🔗 Drew Drew may be doing a lecture in your town soon. That should do it. More powerful than anything your doctor can prescribe. Am I right, Drew?

1:06:02🔗 Adam What else is going on?

1:06:04🔗 Caller Well, I got raped when I was 13 and I had a lot of problems with my family.

1:06:11🔗 Adam What kind of problems?

1:06:14🔗 Caller Me and my mom really didn't get along, but now we get along a little bit. I don't talk to my dad.

1:06:21🔗 Drew Who raped you?

1:06:23🔗 Caller Oh, this ass.

1:06:25🔗 Drew An ass, yeah?

1:06:25🔗 Yeah.

1:06:27🔗 Drew And what, was it a guy you knew?

1:06:31🔗 Caller No.

1:06:32🔗 Drew No?

1:06:32🔗 Caller No.

1:06:33🔗 Drew What happened?

1:06:34🔗 Caller I was, I got really drunk and we were, because we were at a party.

1:06:40🔗 Yeah.

1:06:40🔗 Caller And I guess, you know, it happened.

1:06:44🔗 All right.

1:06:45🔗 Adam Well, certainly you sound very depressed.

1:06:48🔗 Drew Oh boy. Yeah. And you're bringing any charges against the guy?

1:06:51🔗 Caller No, I didn't help.

1:06:52🔗 Adam One of the hallmarks. Well, obviously we believe that there's something, something up that you were such a good victim for this guy. A. B. One of the hallmark symptoms of depression is difficulty sleeping. So I suggest really you really get this looked into. You're suffering with this and it can be treated. It's not going to get better by itself, typically. It needs something to be treated.

1:07:14🔗 Drew How many hours a night do you sleep?

1:07:16🔗 Caller Like four.

1:07:17🔗 Drew That's it?

1:07:18🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:18🔗 Drew Yeah, that's tough. Yeah, I can't, I can't do that. I go nuts. I have trouble sleeping.

1:07:23🔗 Caller Same as Donald Trump.

1:07:24🔗 Adam He does four hours a night.

1:07:26🔗 Caller That's what I heard.

1:07:26🔗 Drew I, you know, I never, um, I never believe that stuff, you know, when they always go like, um, George Washington slept 15 minutes a night, you know, or there's, there's all these stories.

1:07:39🔗 Adam But I could see, I, I sleep like five hours and 20 minutes a night, and I need sleep. You know what I mean? I've just learned, if I were one of these people that didn't need sleep, I'd sleep four hours a night.

1:07:47🔗 Drew Really?

1:07:48🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

1:07:49🔗 Drew Now, listen, if you sleep five and a half hours a night and go all day, you, you are one of those people that don't need sleep.

1:07:55🔗 Adam No, I've trained, I've learned that. I've learned that. I swear to God, at the weekend I'll sleep 11 hours.

1:08:01🔗 Drew Well, I know you, you like to sleep and you enjoy it, but listen, people who couldn't do it just couldn't do it. I mean, if they didn't have that biology working for them, it would be impossible.

1:08:13🔗 Adam Well, I had to learn it, though. Seriously.

1:08:14🔗 Drew Well, yeah, you had it beat in yourself, and not only through med school, but by your bearing parents when you were young, who, you know, had unrealistic expectations.

1:08:24🔗 Caller I read that it was like very successful and driven.

1:08:26🔗 Drew While you masturbate. But here's what I'm saying.

1:08:30🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, it makes sense because Drew's really driven and he's, you know.

1:08:33🔗 Drew Well, you know what I love about Drew?

1:08:35🔗 Caller Successful and Sinatra, Drew, Trump.

1:08:39🔗 Drew Same guy.

1:08:40🔗 Caller The three biggies.

1:08:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:08:41🔗 Caller I sleep around the clock.

1:08:43🔗 Drew I try.

1:08:44🔗 Caller I dozed off.

1:08:45🔗 Adam So does he.

1:08:46🔗 Caller During the last call.

1:08:46🔗 Drew God knows I try. I don't sleep around the clock.

1:08:49🔗 Adam You would. Napping.

1:08:51🔗 Drew I would if I could.

1:08:52🔗 Adam That's the point.

1:08:52🔗 Caller Maybe you could tell me about Adam on the train. When you took the train from New York to Boston. I can't remember what he was talking about.

1:08:59🔗 Adam He had the lovey shades.

1:09:01🔗 Caller Thirst and howl things on his head.

1:09:03🔗 Adam That's every plane ride we ever took on. I've ever been on it. It's 45 minutes. Two hours of Adam, look at me. Hey, I'm talking to you. He said it's humiliating. Going up on a monologue, a soliloquy. And all of a sudden, just as I'm sort of slipping into a hallucinogenic sort of state, I look over and he's with the lovey shades on, socks on, mittens on his hands. Yeah. Feet up.

1:09:22🔗 Caller Sir, would you like another?

1:09:24🔗 Drew I have delicate cuticles. Well, you know, Drew, when we travel, Drew pulls the Scantron sheets out and does re-ups on his board, his med board tests or whatever. And there's nothing worse.

1:09:36🔗 Caller He re-takes the exams.

1:09:36🔗 Drew Nothing worse than it. You know what I don't like? I don't like when people sit next to me and get stuff done while I'm getting drunk.

1:09:43🔗 Adam I can't stand that.

1:09:44🔗 Drew It makes me feel like an ass.

1:09:46🔗 Adam So you must stop working. Whatever you're doing, stop immediately.

1:09:49🔗 Drew You know what I'm saying? Come down. There I am.

1:09:51🔗 Caller Come down to where I am.

1:09:52🔗 Drew I'm sitting there trying to figure out a way to tactfully masturbate because it's a four-and-a-half-hour flight. I'm on my fifth Bloody Mary. My shoes are off.

1:10:02🔗 Dicky Barrett I'm watching Home Alone 5.

1:10:03🔗 Dicky Barrett Drew's got the laptop up.

1:10:05🔗 Drew On the movies. Drew's got the Scantron sheet in the laptop out. He's going through some data. He set up an overhead slide projector. And it drives me nuts that I'm doing nothing. So I have to start yelling at him and occupy him. And then eventually that tires me out enough that I fall asleep.

1:10:24🔗 Caller You wear yourself out.

1:10:26🔗 Drew Yeah, I wear myself out trying to distract Drew.

1:10:28🔗 Dicky Barrett Moronic behavior.

1:10:29🔗 Drew Yeah. And it's always funny too because I'll go, I'll look at him and I'm drunk like I'm surly, you know, and I have disdain for people with education. So I'm like, what are you doing? What is that Scantron? What is that, multiple choice? Oh, hell, I could do that. Give me one of those questions. I bet I get it right. I bet I get it right. What is it? A4, ABCD? I get that right. I could be a doctor. Give me one of those. Give me one of those. And Drew is like, the hematoma level of the gamma hybroxas. It's at five parts per million, 15 parts per million. I'm like, oh, that's pussy ass. Get that out of my face.

1:11:07🔗 Stop rubbing that in my face, you bastard.

1:11:13🔗 Caller You're so disturbed at it.

1:11:15🔗 Drew Then eventually I fall asleep.

1:11:19🔗 Caller You weigh yourself out with your own infantile behavior.

1:11:22🔗 Drew I know, but I know he gives me a hard one. He doesn't give me an easy one, like, you know, what's connected to the shit car. Yeah, like something, some song like, you know, that from Schoolhouse Rock or something that I could quickly figure out.

1:11:35🔗 Caller Conjunction Junction, what you function.

1:11:38🔗 Drew Right. He gives me a hard one. Just to confound me and upset me. All right. We'll take ourselves a little mini break and then we'll be back after this. It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. Dicky Barrett is our guest tonight.

1:12:33🔗 Caller I'm having a great time too, Adam. Are you? Sorry to interrupt you, I apologize. I learned years ago, don't interrupt you guys. But I'm a little depressed from the phone calls, but the laughter in between, the comedy in between is really good.

1:12:47🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:12:47🔗 Caller Thank you. I guess I'm thanking you.

1:12:48🔗 Drew Well, thank you. We always have a good time with you. Pay attention, by the way, is the name of the new CD out May 2nd. The Bosstones are friends of the show, and we definitely want to.

1:13:00🔗 Caller Joe's getting married.

1:13:01🔗 Drew Joe Gittleman?

1:13:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:03🔗 Drew Yeah. Drew said he went back to Boston.

1:13:07🔗 Caller Yes.

1:13:07🔗 Drew To get married. Yes.

1:13:08🔗 Adam Well, he's the best man. He's going to join him.

1:13:11🔗 Drew Really? When is that?

1:13:12🔗 Caller According to Joe, I'm the best man. I put myself at three or four.

1:13:17🔗 Drew When is he going to do that?

1:13:18🔗 Caller A week from Saturday. He's coming up this week.

1:13:23🔗 Drew Tell him congratulations.

1:13:24🔗 Caller From the show. Can you scrap anything together, man? Show T-shirts.

1:13:28🔗 Caller He's going to move back in with mom.

1:13:29🔗 Drew Put it in the basket.

1:13:30🔗 Caller Send it out to the kids' mom.

1:13:32🔗 Adam Happy couple is going to move back in with mom.

1:13:33🔗 Caller Move downstairs with mom. No, Joe actually owns an apartment in town and then went out in the country. Harvard Mass, we talked about that before. Yeah, that's right.

1:13:40🔗 Caller Wow.

1:13:41🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:13:42🔗 Caller He's so smart.

1:13:44🔗 Drew All right. Come on.

1:13:45🔗 Caller I miss Joe though. He was just out here.

1:13:48🔗 Dicky Barrett He just left yesterday, right?

1:13:50🔗 Caller Yeah, you know, when your best buddy gets married, you know how it is. I miss him already.

1:13:55🔗 Drew It's great though when you got a guy you've been buddies with for million years and you're in a band with for million years and you go on the road for million years and you still love the guy.

1:14:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:04🔗 Drew I mean, that's tough because boy, you can want to kill people pretty well. Drew and I take a quick train ride from New York to Boston and we're going to kill each other. Alright. Now listen, what I was saying is the Bosstones are long time friends of the show and if you like the show and you like what we do and then you like our friends and you get that Bosstone CD when it comes out on May 2nd. Melanie.

1:14:31🔗 Caller Hi.

1:14:31🔗 Drew Hey, you're 27.

1:14:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:32🔗 Caller What's up?

1:14:34🔗 Caller Well, I was diagnosed with borderline personality disorder.

1:14:39🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:14:40🔗 Caller And I was kind of wondering, what is it?

1:14:45🔗 Adam You read up on it at all?

1:14:46🔗 Caller No, I haven't. And I was also wondering if it was any way related to bipolar.

1:14:52🔗 Adam No. Bipolar is a mood disturbance. Well, my mom has. Well, living in a household with a bipolar parent is sort of a recipe for the personality types of problems, personality disorders.

1:15:04🔗 Drew Well, is bipolar biological and borderline less biological?

1:15:12🔗 Adam I can't say that with great accuracy, but I think that's true.

1:15:15🔗 Drew And what is borderline?

1:15:16🔗 Adam Borderline is a true disorder. It's a pretty severe disturbance of personality. People usually end up in psychiatric hospitals a lot prone to mood disturbances, substance use.

1:15:27🔗 Drew What's the borderline part mean?

1:15:29🔗 Adam You know, it's an evolution of a term that used to mean borderline psychotic, but it really doesn't anymore. It just is sort of an anachronistic term that got applied to this particular and relatively common personality.

1:15:39🔗 Drew But isn't it better to be on the border than actually in Tijuana? I mean, as it were.

1:15:43🔗 Adam The Tijuana personality disorder is quite the thing.

1:15:46🔗 Drew So at that point you just have to be strapped down to something, right?

1:15:50🔗 Adam But it is a personality disorder marked by some of the things we've been talking about here. Often people who are abused or sexual abuse end up borderline. Difficulty containing affect, a lot of chaos, a lot of drama.

1:16:01🔗 Drew Now, so what do you do?

1:16:02🔗 Adam Yeah, stay in treatment is a chronic condition.

1:16:05🔗 Drew Mike?

1:16:06🔗 Caller Yeah, hey, how are you doing?

1:16:07🔗 Drew Good, you're 22, what's up?

1:16:09🔗 Caller I got this problem. I've been like feeling really tired lately. I think it's because I messed around with this chick recently. It was a friend of a friend's. I was at his house and you know how it goes, you know, you're flirting and then like one thing lead it to another.

1:16:27🔗 Drew By the way, I think it's lead it to another.

1:16:30🔗 Caller Yeah, lead it to another, there you go. And you know we started kissing and then I didn't have a condom so I didn't have sex with her but we like messed around other than that.

1:16:41🔗 Drew You had oral sex?

1:16:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:16:44🔗 Caller And you know she went down on me and then I went down on her. And when I tried to finish it off I you know put the shlong between her chest and went to work and I caught a little shot in the eye.

1:17:00🔗 Drew Right. And where did you go to finishing school Mike? That's a smooth move, right?

1:17:05🔗 Dicky Barrett No man, it was a date.

1:17:06🔗 Drew The other people at the party were pissed off because you guys were right on the coffee table there and they were trying to get to the chips. Yeah?

1:17:14🔗 Caller No, I mean it wasn't on purpose but you know it just happened and yeah, I know it happens.

1:17:18🔗 Caller It's usually accidental.

1:17:19🔗 Drew You're running with your penis, you trip, it goes between the brass and then the semen comes flying out into the eye. It's happened to me a million times.

1:17:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I've been feeling like really, really tired lately and I've been having like low energy and I don't know if I have mono or she gave me something.

1:17:36🔗 Adam How long ago was this year with her?

1:17:40🔗 Caller This was like about a week ago.

1:17:44🔗 Adam This could be sick.

1:17:45🔗 Drew What's the spackle in the eye have to do with the mono story, though, Mike?

1:17:48🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, no, no. It's just like with the other things. What? You know, I've been really having like low energy. Like I know, like my friend told me that she messed around with other people.

1:18:00🔗 Drew Mike, what is the part about you putting your semen in her eyeball have to do with the mono story? You just want to work that one in. Yeah. Yeah, all right. I think I have to admit that. Listen, that's quite gentlemanly of you, by the way. All right. You don't kiss and tell, but you will whack off a girl's face and talk about it on national radio. Yeah. All right.

1:18:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:25🔗 Drew So you're thinking maybe you got the mono from going down on her. That's what you're thinking.

1:18:31🔗 Caller I think that I just got it from messing around with her, period.

1:18:34🔗 Adam Well, okay. So you may have gotten some viral illness, some God knows what, and if you have a question, go get checked out.

1:18:41🔗 Dicky Barrett All right.

1:18:42🔗 Drew But you don't.

1:18:43🔗 Adam It's not mono. Mono is a high fever, terrible sore throat, sick.

1:18:47🔗 Drew Yeah. What Mike's got is just called lazy. It's different, right?

1:18:51🔗 Adam Maybe it's God.

1:18:52🔗 Drew Yeah. Maybe it's God paying him back for his first date.

1:18:56🔗 Adam Oh, no.

1:18:59🔗 Drew We may. Anderson, I don't know what button you're hitting in there. That sounds like a bunch of parakeets. Turn that thing down. Whatever you got in there, Anderson. There was a button you hit in there. Well, do you guys hear that? Is that just me?

1:19:13🔗 Adam Must just be you.

1:19:14🔗 Caller Maybe that's God.

1:19:15🔗 Drew Anderson is gaslighting me. He's trying to drive me insane.

1:19:18🔗 Caller There's nothing going on. It's in your head.

1:19:20🔗 Drew Oh, it's in my headphones, but I need my head.

1:19:23🔗 Caller All right.

1:19:23🔗 Drew Listen, you want the lightning round, Anderson? Is that what you said?

1:19:26🔗 Adam No, that's the sound of God.

1:19:27🔗 Drew I see.

1:19:27🔗 Caller All right.

1:19:28🔗 Drew Now I got it. I got it right. All right. Fine. You're lucky. I'm tired. James? Yeah. If I cared about this show, Jordan, march right in there and chew on that. You're 18. Yeah. What's up?

1:19:39🔗 Caller I normally get a discharge from my penis when I'm having foreplay. I don't know if that's normal or not.

1:19:46🔗 Adam Yes, that's normal.

1:19:48🔗 Caller It is?

1:19:49🔗 Adam Yes.

1:19:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:51🔗 Caller What is it?

1:19:51🔗 Adam That's semen.

1:19:53🔗 Caller Oh, it is?

1:19:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:19:54🔗 Adam Enjoy.

1:19:55🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:19:56🔗 Drew It's like that's the head of the beer. You know what I mean?

1:20:00🔗 Adam So rolling off the top of the glass?

1:20:02🔗 Drew Yeah. You crack a beer bottle and get that little foamy at the top and you're wondering what that is. It's like the beer. It's the top part.

1:20:10🔗 Adam There can be more alcohol in the discharge.

1:20:13🔗 Drew In the head than there can be in the bottle.

1:20:15🔗 Adam Right.

1:20:16🔗 Drew Well, not more. Would there be more?

1:20:17🔗 Adam There can be.

1:20:18🔗 Drew Why more?

1:20:19🔗 Adam I don't know. Maybe it's all sort of what's waiting there at the door.

1:20:22🔗 Drew It's trying to get out? Oh, interesting. I didn't know that. It's an interesting concept, though, where they, you know, sperm are swimmers, right? And the whole job, I mean, all their hero is to try to make it to that egg, right? So it would seem that the more ambitious ones would be at the front of the line. Interesting. So it's like, so the first bit that comes out, it's like all the ones that have been waiting. In my case, it's probably only been a couple of hours.

1:20:51🔗 Adam They're napping.

1:20:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:20:53🔗 Caller The go-getters.

1:20:54🔗 Drew Yeah. The ambitious sperm.

1:20:56🔗 Caller Your sinatras, your trumps, your Drews.

1:20:58🔗 Drew Your Drews. Matt?

1:21:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:01🔗 Drew Yep.

1:21:02🔗 Caller How you doing?

1:21:04🔗 Drew What's up?

1:21:05🔗 Caller Hey, I got a question for Dicky.

1:21:07🔗 Caller Hey, what's up, man?

1:21:08🔗 Caller Hey, how you doing, man?

1:21:09🔗 Caller I'm fine. Thank you for asking.

1:21:10🔗 Caller I just wanted to tell you that. You're one of the, you're one of my favorite bands. The Bosstones are the greatest.

1:21:16🔗 Caller Thank you so much.

1:21:17🔗 Caller Hey, what part of Boston are you from?

1:21:20🔗 Caller I grew up outside of Boston, about 15 minutes in Norwood, and then I've lived in every single neighborhood in town.

1:21:26🔗 Caller Is that anywhere close to Melrose?

1:21:28🔗 Caller That's close enough. Everything's close there.

1:21:30🔗 Drew You know where the gay district is?

1:21:31🔗 Caller Yes.

1:21:32🔗 Drew Right in there. Right in the heart. Right, right. He lives on a float, right in the middle of town.

1:21:39🔗 Caller Hey, Dicky, I was just curious.

1:21:41🔗 Caller Look for a Camry with a rainbow sticker on the back.

1:21:44🔗 Drew That's right. Upside down triangle.

1:21:46🔗 Caller Beautiful.

1:21:47🔗 Caller I actually got a question for you, Adam.

1:21:48🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:21:49🔗 Caller This is kind of an ethical question.

1:21:51🔗 Caller What part of LA do you live in?

1:21:52🔗 Drew I live in the gay part, Dicky. Thank you very much. I'm going to turn into Manstown before I'm done.

1:22:00🔗 Caller Santa Monica.

1:22:01🔗 Drew What's up?

1:22:02🔗 Caller Hey, I got a question for you. I work at a bartending school. Is it ethical to date your students when you work at a bartending school? Yes.

1:22:10🔗 Drew Where are they going? Sure. A bartending school is not.

1:22:13🔗 Caller Drew says no.

1:22:14🔗 Drew How does it?

1:22:14🔗 Adam Teacher is a teacher.

1:22:17🔗 Drew You're teaching someone how to make a Tom Collins? Come on.

1:22:20🔗 Caller Tom Collins, Singapore Swing.

1:22:22🔗 Drew Yeah. Listen, that must be the greatest job in the world working at a bartending school.

1:22:27🔗 Caller It has its benefits.

1:22:28🔗 Drew Yeah. There used to be a place out here called the Jack Tiano School for Bartending. They talk about how much you're making tips. All those commercials I used to watch when I was cutting school pretending to be sick and just home, and I'd watch the Wally Thorpe School of Trucking, all these things. Remember all those commercials? They used to have a lot of local commercials about-

1:22:51🔗 Adam Dudes in Truck School, Tractor Trailer School.

1:22:53🔗 Drew I should know. I'm Debbie Dudeson. Yeah. It was great. They'd go, like Wally Thorpe, the trucking school would go, in 1968, $10, bought this many groceries and put two bags on it. Now in 1975, you get this much. You have half a bag of groceries. I'm like, Wally makes a pretty compelling point with the groceries thing.

1:23:13🔗 Caller Wally sounds like the guy at the pharmacy too.

1:23:17🔗 Drew Yeah, the Petri Farm guy.

1:23:19🔗 Caller Similar guy.

1:23:20🔗 Drew All right, so Matt, you work at a bartending school. How long does it take to complete that course?

1:23:26🔗 Caller It's just two weeks.

1:23:28🔗 Drew And then what? Do you have some sort of placement thing?

1:23:30🔗 Caller Yeah, we have job placement. We do about 25, 30 leads every Tuesday and Thursday. And we send our students out that's graduated already.

1:23:37🔗 Drew Right. And instead of wearing a camping gown, they wear a lampshading gown. Put the tassel in the back of the lampshade.

1:23:46🔗 Caller It's a two-week course?

1:23:48🔗 Drew There should be no school or college that only takes two weeks to complete.

1:23:52🔗 Caller Yeah. Why not?

1:23:54🔗 Drew All right. All right. So, wait the two weeks.

1:23:56🔗 Caller She's going to be in a bar, go down there, buy a drink, and work it that way.

1:24:00🔗 Drew How long has she been in?

1:24:02🔗 Caller She's actually already graduated, but I started dating her about a week into it.

1:24:07🔗 Drew I see. All right. So who cares?

1:24:09🔗 Caller I mean, we've been together every since.

1:24:11🔗 Drew That's great.

1:24:12🔗 Caller I love the Boston fans.

1:24:13🔗 Drew It's a marriage you made in heaven.

1:24:15🔗 Caller They're the best.

1:24:16🔗 Drew We met at bar tuning school. It's a blessing. It really is. It's a wonderful moment for a relationship.

1:24:24🔗 Caller He was a good man. I will not drag this guy through the mud.

1:24:28🔗 Drew No, that's fine. It's a two-week course. Come on, Drew, it's not like some professors.

1:24:32🔗 Adam It's a bar mitzvah.

1:24:34🔗 Drew It's a bar mitzvah. All right, Drew.

1:24:37🔗 Caller Where's the Drew made a funny board on?

1:24:38🔗 Drew We were...

1:24:41🔗 Caller We were on TV.

1:24:42🔗 Drew We're taking ourselves a little break. Dicky from Bosstones is here. We're going to hear something else off of the new CD, which is out May 2nd when we come back and more calls to after this. It is Loveline. Adam, that is Drew. Over there, we got some playmates coming in tomorrow night.

1:25:41🔗 Adam No, no, no.

1:25:42🔗 Drew Is that not tomorrow night?

1:25:43🔗 Adam Nothing tomorrow night.

1:25:44🔗 Drew No. All right. Well, nothing or playmates. Okay. Oh, I see. I looked down the next week. Thank you very much for paying attention there. But we got a lot more than nothing tonight, namely Dicky Barrett. We got marginally more nothing. Dicky Barrett, everybody. Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

1:26:01🔗 Caller But nothing doubt squared here, right?

1:26:04🔗 Drew Coming out, the new CD on May 2nd. Pay attention is the name of it and we're lucky enough to hear something else off of it. Better late than never. This one is called Riot on Broad Street. That is a ride on Broad Street off of Pay Attention, the Boston's newest CD, which will be out May 2nd. And if it only had the two songs we aired here tonight on Loveline on it, it would still be worth the full price.

1:29:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:45🔗 Drew It really would be. That sounded great.

1:29:47🔗 Caller Happy St. Patrick's Day. I'm still celebrating it.

1:29:50🔗 Drew Wow.

1:29:50🔗 Caller In Boston, we celebrate it for like two to three weeks.

1:29:53🔗 Adam 11 months.

1:29:55🔗 Caller You remember Broad Street back in Boston? Yeah.

1:30:00🔗 Drew Is that a song about some historical event?

1:30:03🔗 Caller Song about when me and Drew used to hang down on Broad Street.

1:30:05🔗 Drew Do a little riding.

1:30:06🔗 Caller Back in the day.

1:30:07🔗 Drew You'd be on your way in to get your GED.

1:30:10🔗 Caller Drew was coming out of Harvard.

1:30:11🔗 Adam Living in Soldier Field.

1:30:12🔗 Drew Coming out of Harvard.

1:30:15🔗 Caller I was on my way to the Somerville Town Hall. That's in Harvard Square.

1:30:20🔗 Drew That's a good song.

1:30:21🔗 Caller Will that make one of your workout tapes?

1:30:23🔗 Drew Yes, it will.

1:30:24🔗 Caller Fight tapes?

1:30:25🔗 Drew Yes, it will.

1:30:25🔗 Caller Are you going to put it right near Survivor?

1:30:28🔗 Drew If I can get it, if I get the CD.

1:30:30🔗 Caller Cheap tricks, Dream Police, write it to Ryan on Broad Street?

1:30:33🔗 Drew No, I'll probably tack it on. But yeah, well I got Rainbow. I was explaining what's on my workout tape to Dicky, but I was telling them that The Rascal King, one of the Bosstone songs is on there. It's a great tribute I pay to the band by putting them on it.

1:30:50🔗 Caller There's 16 songs on our new record.

1:30:52🔗 Drew Really?

1:30:53🔗 Caller Wow.

1:30:54🔗 Drew I'll tell you, like I said, if it was just those two.

1:30:56🔗 Caller It doesn't have to be.

1:30:57🔗 Caller It'd be worth it.

1:30:58🔗 Caller All they wanted was 12. All the label wanted was 12, and I said no.

1:31:02🔗 Drew Give them 16.

1:31:02🔗 Dicky Barrett 16.

1:31:03🔗 Drew Nelson? Hi. You're 15.

1:31:06🔗 Caller Yes.

1:31:07🔗 Drew That's right. You may be 15, but Dicky just put 16 songs on the new CD.

1:31:12🔗 Caller One more track than you have years.

1:31:13🔗 Drew That's right.

1:31:14🔗 Caller Yeah. That's 12 months, huh?

1:31:16🔗 Drew That's right. What's up there, brother?

1:31:18🔗 Caller Nothing.

1:31:19🔗 Drew All right. I just wanted to put you on. Okay. Wait a minute. Yeah. You want to say what?

1:31:23🔗 Caller I wanted to say hi.

1:31:24🔗 Drew Okay.

1:31:25🔗 Caller Can I talk to you guys?

1:31:26🔗 Drew No.

1:31:26🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:31:27🔗 Adam What's the question?

1:31:27🔗 Drew You have a question?

1:31:30🔗 Caller Yes.

1:31:31🔗 Drew No.

1:31:31🔗 Adam He's been a hole for a while.

1:31:32🔗 Drew I know, but he's having difficulty forming thoughts. Nelson.

1:31:36🔗 Caller Yes.

1:31:37🔗 Drew What is your question? Go.

1:31:40🔗 Dicky Barrett Why do we have pubic hair?

1:31:45🔗 Caller I think I can field this one.

1:31:47🔗 Drew Do you want me to go back to him again? No. I'm satisfied. All right. Wait a minute. Robin?

1:31:54🔗 Yeah.

1:31:55🔗 Drew You're 14. You woke up and found your best friend's brother on top of you?

1:32:00🔗 Caller Well, he's like, well, yeah.

1:32:03🔗 Drew Okay. How old is he?

1:32:05🔗 Caller I think he's like 18.

1:32:08🔗 Adam Did you fight him off?

1:32:09🔗 Caller Well, yeah, I finally got him off.

1:32:12🔗 Drew He didn't do anything to you?

1:32:14🔗 Caller No. He just like did like stuff like nothing like came out of his clothes.

1:32:20🔗 Drew Okay. All right. Never go over there again.

1:32:23🔗 Adam Absolutely.

1:32:24🔗 Drew No more slumber parties over there.

1:32:26🔗 Caller Well, I mean, like, I would have been like okay with it.

1:32:30🔗 Adam Oh, no.

1:32:31🔗 Drew No. Except for?

1:32:33🔗 Caller I could have gotten over it because stuff has happened to me before.

1:32:35🔗 Drew Oh, yes. That's how we knew.

1:32:37🔗 Caller Like way in my past a long time ago. And it's treating stuff like with my boyfriend, certain touches and things. It's like don't go there. And like when we were making out and stuff even before, this recent thing had happened. It's like it would get really hot and heavy. And I used to stutter when I was little. And all of a sudden now it starts stuttering. And I'd be like, oh my god.

1:32:59🔗 Drew All right. Robin, you got to get some therapy. You got to get some counseling for what happened. All right.

1:33:04🔗 Caller Well, like, I.

1:33:06🔗 Drew You got to do it because we got to go to break. But you have to get some counseling. You have to work on what happened in the past so that it doesn't happen to you again in the future. All right. You got to get in a group, support group. You got to talk to a therapist.

1:33:20🔗 Adam Or just a women's group.

1:33:21🔗 Drew You got to read a book. You got to do all that stuff. Okay.

1:33:23🔗 Caller Well, I did that.

1:33:24🔗 Drew All right. Well, then you're completely cured. No. Do it again. Do it some more.

1:33:28🔗 Adam For many years.

1:33:29🔗 Drew All right? Okay. All right.

1:33:31🔗 Adam Oh, boy. All right.

1:33:33🔗 Drew What's that?

1:33:34🔗 Adam Just a couple of crossed wires at age five, and here we are nine years later. That's going to go on for another 40 like this.

1:33:40🔗 Drew Easily, everybody. Listen to me. You have as much chance of fixing yourself as a car with a broken timing chain that gets parked in the garage and never worked on. No one. Shut up. No one ever pops the hood on it. It's like popping the door in the garage 20 years later, expect the car to drive out of there. It is exactly the same shape except for the tires are rotting.

1:34:02🔗 Adam If it had been a kidney injury, you'd be dead. People wouldn't be surprised that it wouldn't get better. Why brain injuries? We expect it to spontaneously get better.

1:34:10🔗 Caller But in the same stroke of you're 19, stay off your sister's friends.

1:34:14🔗 Adam Yes.

1:34:14🔗 Caller Okay.

1:34:15🔗 Drew Police.

1:34:15🔗 Caller Those idiots.

1:34:16🔗 Drew That's right. McGruff ought to cut that line. We'll be back after this.

1:34:21🔗 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:34:24🔗 Drew Well, it's worth hearing. Well, where did the time go?

1:35:00🔗 Caller Is it over?

1:35:01🔗 Drew It's over.

1:35:02🔗 Caller It's over?

1:35:03🔗 Drew It's over. It's over. It's over. Too much, too little, too late. All right.

1:35:10🔗 Caller Can you say hi to some friends?

1:35:12🔗 Drew Yes.

1:35:12🔗 Caller I am congratulating to Ann, and I'm sorry she wasn't here. She had kids, right?

1:35:17🔗 Drew Yep, she had twins.

1:35:19🔗 Caller And hello to Paige who's watching my dog Suggs. And hello to Skippy Jenkins who's driving with my brother. To hell?

1:35:28🔗 Drew To Bill.

1:35:29🔗 Adam Yeah. A comic strip out of the 40s.

1:35:32🔗 Caller All the folks back home, I like to say hello to Jeeps, I like to say hello to Bobby and his brother, little Bobby and retarded Bobby.

1:35:40🔗 Drew Jughead and Joey the Jeep. All right. Well, that about does it. Everyone, listen, Pay Tension is the name of the CD. It's going to hit the stores May 2nd. Go out and get that and let's make Dicky Rich, everybody. Get them out of that camera. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. I banged a prostitute in a parking lot. Well, now.

1:36:06🔗 Caller This has been Loveline. The stuff expressed on Loveline is not necessarily the stuff of the staff, management, sponsors or anyone else, including Westwood One Entertainment. Loveline is produced by Ann Wilkins and Gold. Now, please enjoy these birds.

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