Tuesday, February 22, 2000

2:54🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

2:57🔗 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content.

3:01🔗 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

3:05🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

3:07🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

3:09🔗 Drew Yep, hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla, this is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number, 310-8-5-4-4-4-4-5-5, Dr. Drew's Board Certified Physician, Dixie Chicks. Jesus Christ, Drew, I was running so late tonight. I got out of the shower, got out of the shower like 932 or something.

3:30🔗 Adam Yeah.

3:30🔗 Drew I was hustling so much, and when I pulled my underpants up, I gave it such a mighty tug.

3:36🔗 Adam Oh my God.

3:37🔗 Drew That I just basically pulled my underpants up just about halfway up my chest. You could see just a little nipple poking through the band. Melvin. Then yanked my pants up, pulled my shoes on, dropped my shirt, was running for the car, jumped down into the car.

3:54🔗 Adam No keys.

3:55🔗 Drew No keys gone. Strapped the belt on, started heading down the hill and realized, hey, underwear is up the ass. I like my car, but one thing about these sports cars, you ain't rolling around too much in there.

4:09🔗 Adam I mean, you're in, you're in.

4:11🔗 Drew Yeah, you're tucked in, you're not going anywhere. So now it's underwear up the took eye for the long haul in.

4:17🔗 Adam When did you make the correction?

4:20🔗 Drew Did you see me drop my pants just now?

4:22🔗 Adam I missed that.

4:23🔗 Drew You didn't see me drop my pants just 10 seconds before the show started?

4:27🔗 Adam I was in the bathroom.

4:28🔗 Drew No, you were sitting here. Danielle was looking at me like I just started running for the ATM. She wanted to know what was going on. Got them right on out of there. Fresh. Got the toilet seat hooked up. Yeah.

4:45🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

4:46🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

4:46🔗 Adam No wonder you spent so much time.

4:48🔗 Drew You got the heater.

4:49🔗 Adam Too busy with squirts.

4:50🔗 Drew Yeah. I just planted on the toilet seat now. Now, I still haven't tested it yet. I've been so goddamn busy, I haven't tested it out.

4:56🔗 What?

4:58🔗 Drew I swear to God. I've just been that busy. I just haven't been home. But all right, so where the hell are we? Destiny's Child is coming here tonight. They're a very good-looking R&B group, all chicks, and they're nominated for two Emmys.

5:13🔗 Adam Grammys?

5:14🔗 Drew I mean Grammys.

5:15🔗 Adam Oh, boy.

5:16🔗 Oh, please.

5:17🔗 Adam What the hell were you doing?

5:18🔗 Drew Well, is there a huge difference between Emmy and Grammy that I can't slip up?

5:22🔗 Adam I was at this, Westwood One has a radio tour that you can do at the Grammys, and it is a huge deal this year.

5:30🔗 Drew Oh, yeah.

5:31🔗 Huge.

5:32🔗 Drew Yeah. Somebody wanted me to come out to that or do something, but I'm much too important.

5:38🔗 Adam I know that, but I of course went.

5:40🔗 Drew You were down there?

5:41🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's amazing. They were rehearsing like crazy, huge productions. I mean, big deal. I mean, big deal. I've never seen a lot of the Academy Awards.

5:49🔗 Drew You just made the rounds?

5:50🔗 Adam Yeah.

5:51🔗 Drew Plug in the book? Plug in drdrew.com?.com, yeah. Very good. All right, you ready to hit the phones? Yeah. Our guests aren't here yet, but they should be here any second. Yes, they are here. Well, we'll bring them in. Yeah, we'll bring them in after the break. Jen? Jen?

6:06🔗 Destiny’s Child Uh-huh.

6:07🔗 Drew You're 20.

6:07🔗 Adam Yes.

6:08🔗 Drew What's up?

6:09🔗 Destiny’s Child Well, me and my husband now have been together for eight years, totally.

6:16🔗 Adam You got married when you were 12?

6:18🔗 Destiny’s Child No, no, no. I got married when I was 16.

6:20🔗 We were together for three years before that.

6:23🔗 Drew Yeah.

6:24🔗 Destiny’s Child I've never had an orgasm.

6:25🔗 Drew You worked together for three years before that?

6:28🔗 Adam Yeah.

6:28🔗 Destiny’s Child No, not worked together, were together.

6:30🔗 Drew Were together, okay.

6:31🔗 Adam Had sex together.

6:33🔗 Drew Yeah, okay.

6:34🔗 Destiny’s Child Even through the whole time, it was just that I've had no way to tell him, because even when I was younger, it was just never something I knew I was even supposed to do. And now that it's kind of important, I just don't know how to tell him.

6:46🔗 Drew Tell him what?

6:47🔗 Destiny’s Child I just don't know how to tell him.

6:49🔗 Adam Orgasm.

6:50🔗 Drew That you're not having an orgasm. Exactly. And you've been faking? Yeah. From the word go? Excuse me? From the word go?

6:59🔗 Destiny’s Child Exactly.

7:00🔗 Drew God bless you. How many orgasms would you guess that you faked over the years, Jen? How often you guys have sex? Let me do some quick math.

7:09🔗 Let's see.

7:14🔗 Drew Listen, listen, Stonehair. I'm going to do the math. How often do you have sex?

7:19🔗 Destiny’s Child At least once every day.

7:21🔗 Drew Once a day. Seven times a week. 365 days a year?

7:25🔗 Destiny’s Child Exactly.

7:26🔗 Drew Okay. And you've been together how many years? Eight. Eight years.

7:30🔗 Adam 2800, 2700.

7:31🔗 Drew You sure you weren't together 10 years? It's a little easier on the math. When you guys get to your 10-year anniversary, you will have had, no. So what is that? 3650 something?

7:46🔗 Adam Ten years, yes.

7:47🔗 Drew Orgasms? So like 3000 orgasms, 3000 fake orgasms. You know what you gotta do, Jen? You know what I was saying? We were talking about this last week, I think. If I was faking an orgasm and I wanted to be convincing, about every fifth one, I would not reach it. I would go, I would get really close and I would go, no, no, it's, it's, I don't know, I had some stress at work, Oprah said not to, I, I, something happened. Like you ought to every fifth or sixth one not be able to reach an orgasm. Then he'll believe the other one. Shut up. Then he'll believe it.

8:23🔗 Destiny’s Child Well, the only reason why I was trying to figure this out now is because lately it just kind of pisses me off.

8:30🔗 Adam All right. So what you got to do, what you got to do, right. And you got to say, I don't know, something's wrong.

8:35🔗 Drew Shut up.

8:36🔗 Adam Pretend there's just been a change. Yeah. I don't think you need to necessarily sort of.

8:41🔗 Drew Don't tell them about the fake.

8:42🔗 Adam It'd be pretty deflating to know that you've been faking all the time. Just say, I don't understand what it is. Maybe try this, try that. Try to direct him to things that might help you respond a little better.

8:51🔗 Drew I'd turn a gun on my penis and then on myself. That's what I'd do. Jen.

8:55🔗 I've been worried.

8:56🔗 Drew I know you're angry at him for some reason.

8:59🔗 Oh, no.

9:00🔗 Drew Listen, don't tell him you've been faking. Just stop and see if you can work with him. All right?

9:05🔗 All right.

9:06🔗 Drew All right.

9:06🔗 Adam There you go.

9:07🔗 Thanks.

9:08🔗 Drew And does he perform any oral sex?

9:10🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

9:10🔗 Drew Okay. Stephanie?

9:13🔗 Yeah?

9:13🔗 Drew You're 20.

9:14🔗 Caller Yes.

9:15🔗 Drew What's up?

9:16🔗 Caller Okay. Basically, I was kicked out of college and my school housing, and my parents have no idea, and I want some advice on how to tell them.

9:25🔗 Adam Why were you kicked out?

9:26🔗 Caller Grades.

9:27🔗 Adam Grades?

9:27🔗 Caller Yes.

9:28🔗 Drew Wow.

9:29🔗 Adam College? I'm kind of confused.

9:32🔗 Drew Why do you get... You basically were expelled from school, right?

9:35🔗 Caller Yeah. You have to keep a certain GPA.

9:38🔗 Drew Right.

9:38🔗 Caller And I didn't keep that GPA, so they call it disqualification.

9:42🔗 Drew What is that GPA just for fun?

9:45🔗 Caller It has to be a 2.0.

9:47🔗 Drew And was that a C there, Drew? Yeah, it seems pretty... It seems like they put the bar pretty high. I couldn't get that in high school. What college did you go to?

9:56🔗 Caller USC.

9:57🔗 Drew Oh, please. You can't get a 2.0 in USC?

10:01🔗 Caller Afraid not.

10:03🔗 Drew Man, you must be smoking a lot of weed.

10:06🔗 Are you stupid or something?

10:08🔗 Drew Yeah, USC. You just buy your way into that school. It doesn't take any real brains. Even I know that. Drew, you know what I'm talking about, right? All right. Drew, didn't you go there for- Medical school. Oh, yeah. See? So you were kicked out of your housing. You're not on probation. You're just expelled.

10:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:28🔗 Drew How do you get back in?

10:30🔗 Caller There is a readmission process which I am going through.

10:33🔗 Drew How long is that going to take?

10:34🔗 Caller Well, I'm taking classes at a JC first semester, and then I have to write papers and basically kind of apply for readmission.

10:42🔗 Adam Don't you think your parents are going to find out how crap you did anyway somehow?

10:46🔗 Caller Well, they don't get any of my mail. It all comes to me, so.

10:49🔗 Adam Wait, this is more than just being kicked out of housing. You were kicked out of the school, right?

10:52🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:52🔗 Drew Hey, how many warnings did they give you, by the way, before they booted you?

10:56🔗 Caller Well, my first semester there, because I was a sophomore this year, I was on probation, and then I stayed on probation. They gave you three semesters, and then I got kicked out.

11:04🔗 Drew What's up with you?

11:06🔗 Caller I didn't study enough.

11:08🔗 Drew Hold on, let me write that down.

11:09🔗 Caller It was a big change for me from high school. My high school was really easy, and then I went to a really big school, because I came from a small town and moved out here.

11:17🔗 Adam You were partying too much, basically.

11:19🔗 Drew Yeah, you must have been doing something. New boyfriend?

11:22🔗 Caller No.

11:22🔗 Drew You discovered mushrooms or something?

11:24🔗 Caller No, I swear to God.

11:26🔗 Drew All right. I never heard that SC was that tough. It seemed like if you just sort of showed up and took a few notes, you could get by, at least with a C average. All right, but that's not you. Stephanie?

11:38🔗 Caller Yes.

11:38🔗 Drew You're going to have to join the football team. They'll cut your break. I don't know what to say. Where are your parents?

11:44🔗 Caller New Jersey.

11:46🔗 Drew Yeah. All right, well, go to go to a JC for a semester, as much as I hate to say it. Write a few papers, get your grades up. The JC will probably be harder than SC.

11:55🔗 Caller Well, actually, I've been doing really well since I've been there.

11:57🔗 Drew All right, fine.

11:58🔗 Adam So you're getting back together.

11:59🔗 Drew Keep lying to your parents. That's all. Ryan?

12:02🔗 Yes?

12:03🔗 Drew You're 17.

12:04🔗 Caller Yes, hi. Me and my girlfriend are going off for about three months now and she wants to have kids with me. And I don't know how to tell her that I don't want to or what I should do.

12:14🔗 Adam I don't know.

12:15🔗 Drew How old is she?

12:16🔗 Caller She's 17 also.

12:17🔗 Adam How about just when we're too young? We'll tell her.

12:21🔗 Caller She won't take that.

12:22🔗 Drew What do you mean she won't take it?

12:24🔗 Caller She just says, oh no, I'm ready. I know I'm ready. I've told her I'm ready but I'm not. And I don't.

12:30🔗 Drew Hey, Ryan.

12:31🔗 Caller Yeah.

12:32🔗 Drew That's a clear sign that she's either stupid or insane.

12:35🔗 Caller Well she has like, she's had a tough past.

12:37🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

12:38🔗 Adam No kidding. The child is not a way to solve that. It's not a way to have her manage her feelings with another human being.

12:43🔗 Drew It's the world's worst instinct in the world. I had a crappy childhood. I'm going to crap on some other kids.

12:48🔗 Adam None of that. I feel so crappy about myself. What can I do to feel better? Let's see if I can take some drugs. I know. I'll have a kid.

12:54🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:54🔗 Adam Come on.

12:55🔗 Drew See, this is why guys are so much smarter. We just want to get a hot rod, a motorcycle, or a can of beer. Yeah.

13:01🔗 Caller Her parents did drugs with her while she was growing up.

13:03🔗 Adam That's nice.

13:04🔗 Caller Then they kicked her out.

13:05🔗 Adam That's nice.

13:06🔗 Drew Great. Ryan?

13:07🔗 Caller I just moved here from California and I just met her. Right. I don't know what to do. I mean, I like her a lot. She says she loves me. She wants to marry me and have me.

13:17🔗 Drew Yeah, because she's nuts. Ryan, do not get her pregnant. You will ruin your life.

13:23🔗 Caller She might be. I mean, we haven't given her protection for about two months.

13:26🔗 Adam Oh, Ryan.

13:28🔗 Drew Ryan, what the hell kind of a jackass truck did you fall off of?

13:35🔗 Caller I just moved here six months ago and I've been clean.

13:37🔗 Drew All right. Well, if you're on a bus, that's something else.

13:41🔗 Caller I've been clean for six months now.

13:42🔗 Adam From what?

13:43🔗 Caller From speed.

13:45🔗 Adam Well, you're not been in the program. Or if you have been in the program, you're not working it properly.

13:49🔗 Drew Ryan, what the hell kind of parents are you two going to make? What do you do for a living?

13:53🔗 Caller Me? I work at a little liquor store.

13:56🔗 Drew Oh, okay. Well, as long as you have a secure future. Stocking cans of dinty more. Please, Ryan, how much you make an hour?

14:04🔗 Caller Me? I only make $5.25.

14:06🔗 Drew $5.25.

14:07🔗 Caller She doesn't have a job.

14:08🔗 Drew Okay. So what are you going to do?

14:10🔗 Caller Me?

14:10🔗 Drew Yeah, what are you going to do for this kid? How are you going to support the kid?

14:14🔗 Caller I can't support it.

14:15🔗 Drew That's right. That's why you got to use birth control. I know.

14:18🔗 Caller I don't know how to tell her, though. She does not want it. She says it doesn't feel good.

14:22🔗 Drew Listen. Ryan.

14:23🔗 Adam Adoption.

14:24🔗 Drew Ryan.

14:25🔗 Yeah.

14:26🔗 Drew Do not be scared that this woman is going to leave you. Do you know what I mean?

14:31🔗 Yeah.

14:31🔗 Drew It could be, it's like, it's like I got crabs on my groin. I'm scared they're going to leave if I- Defend them.

14:38🔗 Adam I might defend the crabs.

14:38🔗 Drew Defend them. Good. Good. I know you think you're in love, but man, you're going to look back at this time in your life one day and go, man, was I an idiot?

14:48🔗 Caller I should just tell her that I don't want to have kids and we need to use-

14:51🔗 Drew Tell her it's not- Tell her the truth. She's too young. You guys are in no position to do it, and you don't want this kid's childhood to be anything close to your childhood or her childhood.

15:01🔗 Caller Okay.

15:02🔗 Drew All right?

15:03🔗 Caller Okay.

15:03🔗 Drew That's fine.

15:03🔗 Caller Can I say one thing to you guys?

15:05🔗 Drew Tell her you love her, you'll stay with her, and you guys have kids in about 30 years.

15:09🔗 All right.

15:10🔗 Drew Drew doesn't want to hear the one thing he wants to say. Raven, you know what's great about Drew? If someone says, there's something I want to say, me and Drew are the same, we're just, it's got to be bad.

15:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

15:21🔗 Drew Why should we hear it?

15:21🔗 Adam That's right.

15:23🔗 Drew I don't even open Christmas cards. I figure someone just wrote, F you. Throw them right in the garbage. Raven.

15:30🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

15:30🔗 Drew You're 16.

15:32🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

15:32🔗 Drew Yeah. What's up?

15:35🔗 Destiny’s Child I'm a runaway from TYC, Texas Youth Commission. And I got here, I mean, I went to TYC when I was like 14, far away from home, and I was wondering if I should keep running or turn myself in, because I don't want to, I don't have anywhere to go.

15:56🔗 Drew Are you looking for the people that killed your parents?

15:59🔗 Destiny’s Child No.

15:59🔗 Drew Oh, okay. Well, then you got to turn yourself in. I watch a lot of TV, Drew, and that's the only good reason to keep running.

16:05🔗 Adam I understand.

16:06🔗 Destiny’s Child Well, the thing is...

16:07🔗 Drew Were you accused of a crime you didn't commit?

16:10🔗 Destiny’s Child Well, I was running away because I didn't want to...

16:14🔗 Caller I was tired of my dad dressing with me.

16:16🔗 Drew Tired of your dad molesting you?

16:17🔗 Adam Sexually abusing me.

16:18🔗 Destiny’s Child Just, well, yeah, kind of, yeah.

16:20🔗 Adam And physically abusing you.

16:21🔗 Drew Okay, but you couldn't get into foster care?

16:25🔗 Destiny’s Child No, they just sent me to the Texas Youth Commission.

16:28🔗 Adam Is there anywhere else? Could you go to another state system?

16:32🔗 Destiny’s Child Well, it's hard because whenever I got to TYC, I told them, and they just kept me there.

16:39🔗 Adam All right, forget, she talks about TYC like it's some sort of utopia or family or something.

16:44🔗 Drew No, no, she says she doesn't like it. She ran away.

16:47🔗 Adam No, no, but, maybe I'm not even-

16:49🔗 Drew What are you saying?

16:51🔗 Adam As though we all should know what TYC is.

16:52🔗 Drew Oh, it's a household term.

16:53🔗 Adam Yeah, as though she were talking about going to Disneyland or something. Not necessarily a positive, but it's like a place that we all, of course, know about.

16:59🔗 Drew Well, she said Texas Youth Commission.

17:01🔗 Adam But the point is, why can't you go to whatever system is available in whatever state you're in right now?

17:05🔗 Drew Well, she's still in Texas.

17:09🔗 Destiny’s Child I'm in the Texas Youth Commission, and that's like prison for teenagers.

17:14🔗 Drew Right. Hey, Raven, what state are you in now?

17:19🔗 Destiny’s Child Texas.

17:20🔗 Adam Right.

17:21🔗 Drew Okay, it's a big state. It's hard to get out of.

17:22🔗 Adam Then turn yourself back in.

17:24🔗 Drew And you ran away, but I don't understand why you're in a prison-like environment if you were just getting away from your abusive father.

17:35🔗 Destiny’s Child I don't know. They just put me here because they didn't have anywhere else for me.

17:39🔗 Adam Raven, please.

17:40🔗 Drew Raven, no drugs, no thievery, no trouble with the law?

17:46🔗 Adam No violence.

17:47🔗 Destiny’s Child I've done drugs, and I stole money from my parents.

17:51🔗 Drew Okay. All right. Hey, Raven.

17:54🔗 Destiny’s Child Yes?

17:55🔗 Drew Listen, you're kind of between a rock and a hard place, and I really feel for you. And it's a tough situation, but at least when you go back, you'll know where you are. It's not going to be a great place, but some biker's not going to rape you while you're sleeping at night.

18:14🔗 Destiny’s Child But I'm at a place where I actually have stability. It's actually better for me than it was before.

18:24🔗 Drew Where is it?

18:25🔗 Destiny’s Child I'm in Austin.

18:28🔗 Adam Oh, that's why.

18:29🔗 Drew Oh, you're in Austin. Okay.

18:30🔗 Destiny’s Child I'm staying with my boyfriend.

18:32🔗 Drew How old is he?

18:35🔗 Destiny’s Child He's 19.

18:36🔗 Drew I don't trust him.

18:38🔗 Adam Asshole.

18:39🔗 Drew What's he do? Work at a muffler shop?

18:42🔗 Destiny’s Child No, he's a machinist.

18:44🔗 Drew No, he works around metal.

18:45🔗 Adam I smelt that.

18:46🔗 Drew I smelt that. I knew it. I smelt metal on him. I can smell that oil. I don't trust him at all, Raven. What's wrong with him?

18:56🔗 Destiny’s Child Nothing.

18:57🔗 Drew Seriously?

18:58🔗 Destiny’s Child Nothing.

18:58🔗 Drew What drugs does he do?

19:00🔗 Destiny’s Child Nothing.

19:01🔗 Drew Seriously? Come on.

19:04🔗 Adam Pot, of course.

19:05🔗 Drew What does he do? Smokes weed?

19:07🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

19:07🔗 Drew Drinks a little bit?

19:09🔗 Destiny’s Child No.

19:09🔗 Drew How does he treat you?

19:11🔗 Destiny’s Child Really good.

19:12🔗 Drew Really good?

19:13🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

19:14🔗 Drew Really?

19:15🔗 Destiny’s Child Yes.

19:16🔗 Drew He doesn't get high or drunk and smack on you or anything?

19:19🔗 Destiny’s Child No.

19:19🔗 Drew No.

19:20🔗 Destiny’s Child I wouldn't.

19:21🔗 Drew You wouldn't tolerate. You using birth, you're using protection?

19:24🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

19:25🔗 Drew You are?

19:26🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

19:27🔗 Adam Why are you asking us this question if things are so great where you are?

19:29🔗 Drew Why don't you just stay there?

19:30🔗 Adam Why did you even call us?

19:32🔗 Because I don't know.

19:35🔗 Destiny’s Child Because I don't know what I should do.

19:38🔗 Drew Why? Stay there. You're in Austin. It's the best part of Texas. You got a boyfriend who's got a nice machinist job, smokes a little weed, doesn't beat on you, treats you like a queen. Why don't you just stay there?

19:53🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

19:53🔗 Drew Well, you tell us why you shouldn't stay there.

19:57🔗 Destiny’s Child I should, but...

19:58🔗 Drew Are your parents looking for you?

20:01🔗 Destiny’s Child No, but I think that the state is.

20:04🔗 Drew Yeah. They got bigger fish to fry. Raven? You're 16 years old. You know, why don't you just stay? I'm not sure what you're asking us. If you think you're in a safe place and this guy treats you right and you're not going to get pregnant, then stay there.

20:24🔗 Adam If indeed it was the case that you broke no laws and you were put inappropriately in the system just because, as you paint the picture, which I doubt. Yes. Then what are you asking us? There's no crimes committed. What are you running from, actually?

20:39🔗 Drew I don't know.

20:40🔗 Adam If it was the housing circumstance.

20:41🔗 Drew I'm sure there's a little more here.

20:43🔗 Adam There's a lot more to this story.

20:44🔗 Drew And this guy is a machinist. And there's nobody works closer with metal than machinists. And you know my theories about metal. Maria? Not in general. Just the guys who work with them.

20:55🔗 Adam Humans with metal.

20:56🔗 Drew That's right. Maria?

20:57🔗 Yeah.

20:58🔗 Drew You're 18. What's up?

21:01🔗 Caller Okay. I've been with my boyfriend for about two years, a little more than two years now. And before we went out, he had been with a girl for like three years or something. And after they broke up, he got checked for like everything. They did everything possible to him, blood tests and everything. And everything came out negative. And now I go to the doctor and they tell me that I have done two warts. And I was like what? I mean, this is the first person I have done anything with.

21:27🔗 Adam Well, they didn't test him for warts.

21:31🔗 Caller So when, but I mean, they did everything.

21:33🔗 Adam Did they pour vinegar over his penis and then look at it under a black light? That's how you test for warts.

21:38🔗 Drew That's the only way to test it?

21:39🔗 Adam That is the only way to test.

21:41🔗 Caller So it could have been that they checked him for everything except that.

21:44🔗 Adam Did they pour the liquid over his penis and look at it under a black light?

21:46🔗 Drew How the hell does she know? Wise ass. Of course they didn't.

21:48🔗 Adam I don't know what they did.

21:49🔗 Caller They put q-tips like everywhere.

21:52🔗 Drew Hold on a second. It's like a...

21:54🔗 Adam By the way, why was he having that all done?

21:56🔗 Drew It's like he went into the dealership and was gonna be sold, but they had to do the 50-point maintenance check, safety check on him.

22:03🔗 Caller He went and he asked to get checked for everything.

22:06🔗 Drew Why?

22:08🔗 Adam Did he have some suspicion that he'd been exposed to something?

22:10🔗 Caller Well, the thing is that, I don't know, because, I mean, the girl had been cheating on him or something.

22:16🔗 Adam Alright, so that's where you got the war. The war is something you have to specifically ask for. Oh, God, really?

22:21🔗 Caller He just said everything.

22:23🔗 Adam No.

22:23🔗 Caller No.

22:24🔗 Drew Now, you know what it's like? It's like one time, I went to the mall, I bought a taco. The picture of the taco had a nice big tomato slice on top of it. The guy gave me the taco. He said, no tomato. I said, hey, put the tomato slice on there. He said, no, that's another 50 cents. I said, it's on the picture. He said, it's another 50 cents.

22:44🔗 Adam You didn't ask for the tomato.

22:45🔗 Drew I didn't ask. Yeah. That's my point. That was 24 years ago, but it still burns in my memory, Drew.

22:54🔗 Adam Huh?

22:54🔗 Drew You know who I am.

22:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

22:55🔗 Drew And I'll get that guy. Oh, he better hope he's died of natural causes because I'm going to put him in the ground when I find that guy screwed me with the taco.

23:03🔗 Adam Thanks to him, you're going to let him in and you're going to start yelling at him too.

23:06🔗 Drew Yeah. 1975, but I remember like it was yesterday. Destiny's Child is our guest. They're in the next room. I'm waving at them right now. Yes. We'll bring them in here in just one second, and we'll be back after this. We'll be right back with more. Loveline. Hey, it's Loveline. Oh. Yeah, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number. That mic's standing on the corner of the lower desk. Westwood Two is such a pile. It's just an asshole.

24:10🔗 Adam You know, it's interesting. I was at their webcast today, and they had the most elaborate, state-of-the-art system, mobile.

24:16🔗 Drew I know where all their money is going.

24:18🔗 Adam Yes.

24:19🔗 Drew Listen, I've said it a thousand times. We won't call it Westwood One. We call it either Westwood Two or Westwood None. But any investors, I don't know if it's a publicly traded corporation or not, put all your money into Westwood One and I'll tell you why. It's all profit. They don't put a penny back into this equipment. They're using equipment, stuff that were on naval submarines. And World War Two is in this studio. It's home of the world's highest mic stands and world's lowest chairs. God damn it! No, I'll only go further, Anderson, you jackass.

24:53🔗 Adam Don't prompt him, please.

24:54🔗 Drew All right. Anyway, let's talk about happier times. Destiny's Child is our guest tonight. I'm going to give her everyone's name. Beyonce, Kelly, Farrah and Michelle, all in the band and up for Grammys, right?

25:07🔗 Caller That's right. We're nominated for two.

25:09🔗 Drew Two?

25:09🔗 Caller Yes.

25:10🔗 Drew Jeez, Drew, you're only nominated for one, for that crappy spoken word you did. No. Drew's not talented. He's not nominated for anything. The girls are not only sing like angels, but they look like them too. Is there some ugly girl you kicked out of the band?

25:28🔗 Caller No.

25:29🔗 Drew No?

25:30🔗 Caller No.

25:30🔗 Caller We do have two new members, Farrah and Michelle.

25:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

25:35🔗 Drew So you guys got in because you're good looking. Well, and you can sing. That's what I wanted to say.

25:40🔗 Caller Thank you.

25:41🔗 Drew Yeah. That's nice. Everyone's from Texas.

25:44🔗 Caller Well, the two new members, one is from LA and one is from Illinois.

25:50🔗 Caller Illinois.

25:51🔗 Drew Which one's from LA?

25:52🔗 Caller Farrah.

25:52🔗 Drew Farrah, yeah. Watch out. She's trouble.

25:55🔗 Adam Where in Illinois?

25:57🔗 Caller Rockford.

25:58🔗 Adam Rockford.

25:59🔗 Caller Right outside Chicago.

26:01🔗 Drew All right. Did you kick a couple old members out for getting fat or what happened?

26:06🔗 Caller No. We didn't kick anyone out for getting fat.

26:11🔗 Drew I know it's very competitive.

26:15🔗 Caller Yeah. Unfortunately, we're working on a settlement with the other two ladies, so we can't really get into it until everything's over.

26:22🔗 Drew All right. Yeah, I'm sorry.

26:24🔗 Caller We believe that everything happens for a reason, though.

26:26🔗 Drew Yeah. Even bad stuff?

26:28🔗 Caller No. Change is good.

26:29🔗 Drew Change is good. I believe good stuff happens for a reason and bad stuff happens because I'm cursed and there's no God. Right, Drew?

26:37🔗 Adam That's your basic principle.

26:39🔗 Drew That's my basic approach to life. I think we should hear something from Destiny's Child before we hop back on the phones. What do you think?

26:46🔗 Adam Fair enough.

26:46🔗 Drew All right. Are we going to hear the song that's up for a Grammy?

26:50🔗 Caller Bills, Bills, Bills.

26:51🔗 Adam Say My Name.

26:52🔗 Caller Oh, no.

26:52🔗 Drew We're not hearing Bills, Bills, Bills.

26:53🔗 Caller Oh, you're hearing our new single Say My Name.

26:55🔗 Drew All right. Then maybe Bills, Bills, Bills, Bills, Bills. Next time?

26:58🔗 Caller Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

27:00🔗 Caller All right.

27:00🔗 Drew Here we go. This one's called Say My Name.

27:04🔗 Caller That's right.

31:32🔗 Drew That is Say My Name from Destiny's Child. Off of The Riding on the Wall, they're nominated for two Grammys. Is that tomorrow night? Grammy Awards?

31:41🔗 Caller Yes.

31:43🔗 Drew Who's in your category? I mean, who are you up against?

31:45🔗 Caller We're up against Whitney Houston, TLC, and who else?

31:52🔗 Caller Gosh, Eric Benet and-

31:54🔗 Caller Mayor J.

31:55🔗 Caller Blige. Mayor J. Blige.

31:56🔗 Drew Never heard of any of them. You guys are a sure thing.

31:58🔗 Caller Oh, please. Thank you.

32:00🔗 Drew Yeah.

32:01🔗 Caller We know you've heard of them.

32:02🔗 Drew I don't know who any of those people are. I know you guys and I know you're in.

32:06🔗 Caller Thank you.

32:06🔗 Drew I'll put money on it. All right, Drew.

32:09🔗 Adam Maybe you should accompany them since you have a record of-

32:12🔗 Drew I don't want to brag, ladies, but last year I went with the Dixie Chicks, and they walked home with two Grammys.

32:20🔗 Caller Hey.

32:20🔗 Drew They were nominated in two categories and they walked with two Grammys. Now, you guys are nominated in two categories. I don't know if you have dates, I don't know if it's too late to call them and break them. I'm not sure how you feel about me at this point, but I'm just saying I've been to one Grammy with one group and they walk with two.

32:41🔗 Caller That's great.

32:42🔗 Drew Yeah. All right.

32:43🔗 Caller All right. We might need you to come.

32:44🔗 Drew It's still not worth it.

32:46🔗 Adam Still not sure about you.

32:49🔗 Drew I don't know. Two Grammys. We don't have to go to the party afterward with you, do we? Brian?

32:55🔗 Yeah.

32:56🔗 Drew You start drinking about five, I'm real tolerable. Brian, you're 23. What's up?

33:01🔗 Caller Could you hold up for a second?

33:03🔗 Drew No. Okay. Jessica.

33:07🔗 Adam Sorry. Is that enough?

33:09🔗 Drew Drew's throwing sugar at the band. Jessica, you're 15. What's up? Should a doctor be throwing sugar at young people?

33:17🔗 Adam Not like they ask.

33:20🔗 Drew Easy. Easy, girl.

33:21🔗 Destiny’s Child Hello?

33:21🔗 Drew This is Jessica.

33:22🔗 Destiny’s Child Okay. I've been bulimic for a couple weeks, just a little bit bulimic. I threw up today and my nose started to bleed.

33:33🔗 Drew That's a bad sign, right, Drew?

33:34🔗 Adam That's not surprising.

33:36🔗 Drew Why did her nose start bleeding?

33:37🔗 Adam From all the, literally, the retching, the pressure that builds up in the quesil box plexus, the vessels on the surface of the nose there, we can break them through.

33:47🔗 Drew What was that?

33:47🔗 Adam There's a very rich area of blood supply right in the septum here, and if you really push down hard, you do Valsalva like you're retching, you can even cause bleeding there.

33:55🔗 Drew All right.

33:55🔗 Adam But that is the least of the major problems that you're going to begin having. Okay. You're just getting started with the medical problems, and many of them become life-threatening. Do you understand that one of the-

34:08🔗 Drew Can you stop doing it?

34:10🔗 Adam What?

34:10🔗 Drew Can you stop?

34:13🔗 Destiny’s Child No. I just-

34:14🔗 Caller I have to after I eat something.

34:15🔗 Destiny’s Child It makes me sick if I don't.

34:17🔗 Adam Even though you're going to die from this?

34:19🔗 Destiny’s Child I guess.

34:20🔗 Drew Okay. Well, why- how did you get started on it?

34:24🔗 Destiny’s Child I just wanted to lose weight, I guess.

34:26🔗 Drew How long have you been doing it?

34:29🔗 Caller About a month and a half.

34:31🔗 Drew And?

34:32🔗 Caller I don't throw up all my food.

34:34🔗 Drew No.

34:34🔗 Caller Just like dinner.

34:36🔗 Drew Just the peas and carrots?

34:38🔗 Destiny’s Child Just like the bread and the noodles and crackers and stuff.

34:41🔗 Drew Uh-huh. how do you do that?

34:44🔗 Destiny’s Child I stick my finger down like that.

34:46🔗 Adam How do you selectively throw up is this question?

34:48🔗 Drew Hold on. Let me write this down. You put your finger down. Yeah. So what do you do? You eat your like starches first and then you throw that up and then you eat your proteins and you keep that down?

34:58🔗 Destiny’s Child No. I- I eat like breakfast and lunch. Like little breakfast and lunch. And then when I get home for dinner, like it'll be a big dinner. And I- it just makes me sick.

35:08🔗 Drew And that's when you throw it up?

35:10🔗 Adam Yeah. Do you not believe that something drastic can happen to you from this?

35:14🔗 Destiny’s Child No.

35:14🔗 Adam Okay.

35:15🔗 Drew How much do you weigh?

35:16🔗 Destiny’s Child Uh, 130.

35:18🔗 Drew And how tall are you?

35:19🔗 Destiny’s Child 5'4.

35:20🔗 Drew And what are you so worried about? I mean, where'd you get this, you know, negative self-image?

35:24🔗 Caller That's the average weight, isn't it?

35:26🔗 Drew Yeah.

35:26🔗 Caller Almost about 5'4.

35:27🔗 Drew That's fine.

35:28🔗 Caller 130. Why don't you do it like a- a diet or something, which is way better than being bulimic?

35:35🔗 Drew You know, why don't you exercise and do all that?

35:38🔗 Adam Well, I-

35:38🔗 Destiny’s Child I exercise a lot. I play soccer.

35:40🔗 Adam Adam.

35:41🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah, she screwed up. All right. Drew, what should you do?

35:45🔗 Adam Hurry. You need to get treated for the Jessica P. About one out of five people with this die. You've got to take this very seriously. This is not, oh, hum, I just threw out my dinner. This is a major league eating disorder. You're getting into a young age, and it is- it is going to be crippling if you don't do something about it.

36:01🔗 Caller Okay.

36:02🔗 Adam Okay.

36:02🔗 Caller Thank you.

36:03🔗 Drew All right.

36:04🔗 Adam I should have to do a damn thing about it.

36:05🔗 Drew No, I know. But what are you going to do? Ryan?

36:07🔗 Caller Yes.

36:08🔗 Drew You're 23? So, who's pregnant? Your girlfriend?

36:12🔗 Caller Yes.

36:12🔗 Drew How old is she? 26?

36:16🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:17🔗 Drew Yeah. How do you know she's pregnant?

36:19🔗 Caller She's been showing. She's been like four and a half months.

36:23🔗 Adam She hasn't had a period in four and a half months?

36:25🔗 Caller She had one recently. Okay. And I'm trying to get her to take a test and she's denying it.

36:32🔗 Adam Uh, Brian?

36:33🔗 Drew She had a period recently?

36:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

36:37🔗 Drew Hey, are you Dr. Brian?

36:39🔗 Adam Huh?

36:40🔗 Drew No. What do you do for a living, Brian?

36:42🔗 Caller I'm a stockbroker.

36:43🔗 Drew No, you're not.

36:44🔗 Caller I'm working for a exchange in Chicago.

36:46🔗 Adam You're a runner?

36:48🔗 Caller Huh?

36:48🔗 Adam You're a runner on the Mercantile Exchange.

36:50🔗 Drew Yeah, you just run papers to people who know what to do with them, right?

36:54🔗 Caller I'm a stockbroker.

36:55🔗 Drew Please. Listen, Brian, didn't you go to college?

36:58🔗 Caller Yes, I did.

36:59🔗 Drew All right. Now, if someone has their period, they can't be pregnant.

37:02🔗 Caller Well, it happened around. She's not taking a test or nothing. She won't go take a test.

37:08🔗 Drew Well, she doesn't have to. She had her period.

37:10🔗 Caller I know, but I have a funny feeling. She's denying all this, and she's seen someone else. She's not telling me nothing.

37:16🔗 Adam She's seen someone else.

37:18🔗 Drew What's someone else have to do with this?

37:20🔗 Caller Because every time I says, come on, let's go see a test, she's like, no, no, that's okay, that's okay.

37:24🔗 Adam What does seeing someone else have to do with this?

37:26🔗 Caller I want to know if it's my kid.

37:28🔗 Adam Well, how's a pregnancy test going to tell you that?

37:31🔗 Caller By DNA, I think.

37:32🔗 Adam Oh, Brian, you are not a stock program. Sorry. And I'd be very hard pressed to say you went to college.

37:38🔗 Caller I went to Harper.

37:40🔗 Adam Harper?

37:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:42🔗 Drew I never heard of it. That must be a bartending school. Listen, Harpo, I don't know who's trusting with their money, but they're insane. No one gives you any money, please. I wouldn't give you $5 to put into Pepsi. I'd be nervous. Yeah, Pepsi machine. Forget about stock. Listen, first off, the pregnancy test doesn't say who the father is. It's not a DNA test.

38:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

38:07🔗 Drew That's a different test, right?

38:09🔗 Adam That's after the child is born.

38:11🔗 Drew And number two, if she isn't having her period, she's not pregnant.

38:15🔗 Caller What's she showing?

38:16🔗 Drew Well, maybe she's getting fat.

38:19🔗 Caller She's been getting morning sickness.

38:22🔗 Drew How do you know she had her period?

38:24🔗 Caller Because the other day, I found two tampons laying in the bathroom. Bloody.

38:29🔗 Adam I would love my stockwater to call my bathroom, the bathroom.

38:35🔗 Caller The time, okay, the time.

38:38🔗 Drew You found two phampons in the bathroom? Two bloody tampons. And you rush them over to the lab?

38:46🔗 Adam Well, first of all, if she is bleeding and indeed she's pregnant, that could potentially be an emergency. So she needs to see a doctor about that.

38:53🔗 Caller Because I've been telling her, what to go see about you? Like, no, no, don't worry about it. I'm like, come on. I want to find out what's going on. She's like, everything's okay. Yeah, everything's okay.

39:03🔗 Drew All right. Hey, Brian, why don't you break over there then?

39:06🔗 Caller I've been with her like four and a half months. And we're recently going to be getting engaged also.

39:11🔗 Drew All right. Why don't you hold off on that until you guys can communicate a little better?

39:15🔗 Caller Okay.

39:16🔗 Drew All right.

39:17🔗 Caller And one more question. Is Destiny's Child there?

39:19🔗 Drew Yes.

39:20🔗 Caller Can I say hi to the girls?

39:21🔗 Caller Hi. Hello.

39:22🔗 Caller How you girls doing?

39:24🔗 Caller We're doing fine.

39:25🔗 Caller I love your music. I got all your CDs.

39:28🔗 Caller Thank you so much.

39:29🔗 Drew Where are you calling from, Brian?

39:31🔗 Caller I'm calling from Chicago.

39:32🔗 Drew All right. You guys are going to go to Chicago anytime soon and play a gig or anything like that?

39:37🔗 Caller Well, hopefully, we'll be starting a tour in a couple of months, and hopefully, I'm sure we'll be going to Chicago.

39:43🔗 Drew Okay. Brian, their management has asked me to ask you not to show up at the concert if they are in concert.

39:49🔗 No, we'd love to see you there.

39:51🔗 Drew No, you wouldn't love to see him. As long as he's safely behind a barricade, perhaps. Please, you don't want any guy who pronounces bathroom, showing up at your concert. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Destiny's Child is our guest tonight. When we come back, we'll speak to Katie, who's 12, had sex with four people. Sister says if she doesn't stop, she'll tell her parents. She wants to know what to do.

40:16🔗 Adam We're going to go to the bathroom.

40:17🔗 Drew That's right.

40:18🔗 Caller Bath will break.

40:21🔗 Adam Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

40:23🔗 Drew Back in a minute. Well, it's worth hearing. It's the Loveline of Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Beyonce, Kelly Fair and Michelle are all here from Destiny's Child. They're nominated for two Grammys. They may win, they may not win, but I'll tell you, if I show up with them, they will.

41:13🔗 Caller We're winning.

41:14🔗 Drew It's a lock.

41:14🔗 Caller Definitely.

41:15🔗 Drew It is a lock.

41:16🔗 Caller Both of them.

41:17🔗 Drew The writing on the wall is the name of the CD. And when we left off, we were talking about, talking to Katie, who's 12. Katie?

41:28🔗 Caller Yeah. Uh-oh.

41:29🔗 Drew You're 12? You've already had sex with four boys?

41:32🔗 Caller Um, yeah.

41:34🔗 Drew Drew, you were 16 before you had sex with four boys, hadn't you? And what's up with you? Why are you doing this?

41:41🔗 Caller Um, I don't know, like, I don't know. They're my sister's friends. They come over a lot and, I don't know, I guess they pressured me into it.

41:52🔗 Drew Hey, Katie.

41:53🔗 Caller Yeah?

41:53🔗 Drew Can you turn your radio down, please? There you go. I can't break it, because she's 12 and obviously confused.

42:01🔗 Adam How is it that these people knew they could victimize you like that?

42:05🔗 Drew Oh, Drew, you're not going to get an answer to that. Where's your dad?

42:08🔗 Caller Um, he's here.

42:11🔗 Drew He is?

42:11🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:12🔗 Drew What kind of guy is he?

42:13🔗 Caller Um, he's an alcoholic.

42:16🔗 Drew There we go.

42:16🔗 Adam Did he physically abuse you?

42:18🔗 Caller Um, no, not me, but my sister, he did.

42:21🔗 Adam He beat her up?

42:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:23🔗 Adam Never is he?

42:24🔗 Caller He physically and sexually abused her.

42:26🔗 Adam Okay. Did you witness some of that?

42:28🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

42:30🔗 Drew Why did he leave you alone?

42:32🔗 Caller Um, I don't know.

42:35🔗 Adam He did enough damage, he felt he'd done enough, and leave her out there for the other 19-year-olds to pray upon.

42:39🔗 Drew Well, he's probably going to every other kid. There's probably a younger sister he's waiting on. How many kids does this a-hole have, by the way?

42:48🔗 Caller Just me and my sister.

42:51🔗 Drew And how old is your sister?

42:54🔗 Caller She's 16.

42:55🔗 Drew And I'm sure the guy is your sister because she was a victim of your father, or not the most upstanding citizens around, right? Probably bringing some real idiots home. I mean, the kind of guys who think it would be OK to have sex with a 12-year-old, right?

43:13🔗 Caller Right.

43:14🔗 Drew How old are these guys?

43:17🔗 Caller Two were 15 and two were 16.

43:19🔗 Adam That's nice.

43:20🔗 Drew And can you stop doing it, first off?

43:24🔗 Caller Yeah, but I just want to know who I could call to get some help from me and my sister.

43:31🔗 Adam Great. All right.

43:32🔗 Drew That's good.

43:33🔗 Adam She wasn't sexually abused, this one.

43:34🔗 Drew Drew, give me your home number.

43:36🔗 Adam Let me give you a child abuse hotline, OK?

43:38🔗 Caller OK.

43:38🔗 Adam It's 1-800-540-4000, and we have some resources at drdrew.com if you can get a computer, too.

43:48🔗 Caller Yeah, OK.

43:49🔗 Adam Can you get to a computer? Get into the chat rooms, and we have people there that can help out.

43:54🔗 Caller What is it?

43:55🔗 Adam drdrew.com, one word, drdrew.com.

43:58🔗 Caller OK.

44:00🔗 Drew Where are you calling from, Canny?

44:01🔗 Caller Huh?

44:02🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

44:03🔗 Caller I'm in Ontario, California.

44:05🔗 Drew Oh, boy. And where's your mom?

44:08🔗 Caller She left when I was eight.

44:10🔗 Drew Yeah, probably because your dad was doing all the drinking and all the beating on her, huh?

44:14🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:14🔗 Adam Yeah. So you're with your dad now?

44:17🔗 Caller Yeah, it's just me and my dad and my sister.

44:20🔗 Caller Wow. Do you have any other family members that you can go?

44:25🔗 Caller No, all my family lives in New York.

44:29🔗 Adam Might that be a better place to go than where you are?

44:31🔗 Caller Yeah, but I mean, I don't really have any, like, people I know. I just know that my dad's sisters are out there, but I haven't really ever met them.

44:38🔗 Drew And you haven't heard from your mom in four years?

44:40🔗 Caller No, I haven't talked to her since she left.

44:42🔗 Drew Oh, wow. She's a saint.

44:44🔗 Adam She's a drug addict? She's a drug addict?

44:45🔗 Drew She's gotta be.

44:46🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah, she is.

44:47🔗 Caller They're on speed.

44:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:49🔗 Drew What's your dad do? What branch of construction is he in?

44:53🔗 Caller I don't know.

44:54🔗 Caller He's a construction worker, but I don't know what he does.

44:57🔗 Adam You are a saint.

44:57🔗 Drew Listen, I work with these guys. I know. I know these guys. Hey, Katie.

45:02🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:02🔗 Drew I'm real sorry for what's happened to you.

45:04🔗 Caller Thank you.

45:05🔗 Drew It doesn't mean, you know, it's not a life sentence. It doesn't mean this is what you're damned to. It means you got dealt a bad hand. Time will pass quickly. You'll get away from this. You're smart. You're 12. I can hear in your voice. You have a lot of strength. And you just have to reach out and call on some resources and let some people help you.

45:24🔗 Destiny’s Child Okay.

45:25🔗 Drew And get away from this guy, okay? All right. Take care of yourself.

45:28🔗 Adam Good luck.

45:28🔗 Destiny’s Child Thank you.

45:30🔗 Drew Yeah, you know, it's weird, but we know from doing the show that her dad didn't mess with her too much.

45:35🔗 Adam Because she was able to stand up and try to make a change.

45:37🔗 Caller You can tell, like, all the, she has a lot of courage.

45:39🔗 Adam Yeah. There's something left there.

45:42🔗 Caller She asked for help.

45:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

45:44🔗 Caller Which is a big part of it.

45:45🔗 Caller That takes a lot.

45:46🔗 Drew Oh.

45:47🔗 Adam How do you know?

45:48🔗 Drew I know the construction workers.

45:50🔗 Adam Is it the only sort of refuge for vermin?

45:52🔗 Drew Yeah, it is.

45:52🔗 Adam That's it?

45:53🔗 Drew Yeah. It's like, it's kind of what I'm guessing like what Australia was a couple hundred years ago. It's a penal colony. It's really the only employment slash penal colony in the United States.

46:06🔗 Adam Something like journalists needs to get in the inside.

46:08🔗 Drew When I'm in charge, and I will be in charge soon, ladies, so.

46:12🔗 Adam Make no...

46:12🔗 Drew You be nice. I'm gonna, what I'm gonna do is I'm just going to, every construction crew, I'm gonna have one of my men on the inside. We're just gonna round these guys up. You know what I mean? Because they're all criminals, all of them. I'll tell you, criminals don't have as many criminals amongst the ranks as construction workers do. Bob?

46:32🔗 Adam Yeah.

46:32🔗 Drew You're 29.

46:33🔗 Adam Yeah.

46:34🔗 Drew What's up?

46:36🔗 Well, I haven't had sex with my wife in a while. I've been married about a year. And, you know, I was thinking about going to a hooker or something like that. I actually even tried.

46:48🔗 Drew You tried going to a hooker?

46:50🔗 Yeah.

46:51🔗 Drew And what happened? Too ugly?

46:53🔗 No. They actually, I went to the place and they threw me out. They thought I was a cop. Really?

46:59🔗 Drew You gotta grow your hair out.

47:01🔗 Adam And what's going on between you and your wife?

47:04🔗 Caller Not a whole hell of a lot.

47:06🔗 Adam What's the problem?

47:07🔗 I don't know. I mean...

47:09🔗 Adam What does she say the problem is?

47:10🔗 Caller What's that?

47:11🔗 Adam What does she say the problem is?

47:14🔗 You know, she's tired or, you know...

47:17🔗 Drew Or you're not listening. Hold on a second, screwball. You know, the problem with guys, I'm sure you ladies know this, they don't listen real well. Because you know if Bob's wife was on the phone, she'd give you a laundry list just off the top of her head of all the things that are wrong with the relationship. He's not paying enough attention to her, he's not listening, he's not open, he's not available emotionally, he's not affectionate. And she would tell you that she told him this hundreds and thousands of times.

47:46🔗 Adam And just had a conversation 10 minutes ago.

47:48🔗 Drew And has begged him to go into therapy with her on 10 different occasions and he wouldn't do it. But when you talk to Bob, I don't know, bitch is nuts. I think she got one of those amorisms in her head. So let me get back to Bob. Bob? Yes. Okay, you need to communicate with your wife. Something's up with her, you gotta find out, and you gotta turn the TV set off long enough to figure out what it is.

48:12🔗 Adam To really sit down and talk with her.

48:13🔗 Drew Okay, because something's going on, and you know, women, they like to be talked to.

48:17🔗 Adam Yeah, it's because you haven't been available in the way she needs you that this is breaking down.

48:21🔗 Drew Okay, you have any kids?

48:24🔗 No, not yet.

48:25🔗 Drew Okay.

48:25🔗 We don't have kids if we're not having sex.

48:27🔗 Drew Well, that's a good point.

48:29🔗 Yeah.

48:29🔗 Drew You could trip while you're running with the hamper and something could happen.

48:33🔗 Yeah, right.

48:33🔗 Drew I've heard about that happening before. All right, Bob, listen, sit down, light a candle, turn the TV off, try not to fart for 20 minutes and have a conversation with her, all right? And get to the bottom of it, okay? All right, save the hooker for me. I mean the hookin.

48:50🔗 I'll send her over to your house.

48:51🔗 Drew Yeah, thank you, Bob. Man, that's Squaresville. You go into a whorehouse and they think you're a cop. It's time for a new wardrobe, by the way. That's how you know it's time to put away the seersucker slacks, the earth shoes, and let the hair grow out just a little bit when you stroll into a brothel and they think you're an undercover bunco. All right, we're going to take ourselves a little break. Destiny's Child is our guest tonight. We'll be back after this.

49:22🔗 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

49:51🔗 Drew It's Loveline, we gotta take a quick ten second time out, but that's all right. We'll be back with more of the show in just ten seconds.

50:15🔗 Drew It's a love line of Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Beyonce, Kelly, Farrah, and Michelle are all here from Destiny's Child. We'll hear something else off of their CD. They're nominated for a couple of Grammys. They'll be collecting those tomorrow night before they head out to the parties.

50:33🔗 Caller And...

50:34🔗 Adam If you go with them.

50:35🔗 Drew If you go with them. If I go. I gotta be honest with you ladies, there's a couple other girl bands that are interested in hand me along for the ride. Word apparently got out last year that I was a bit of a good luck charm with the Dixie Chicks. Bringing them a couple of Grammys. Although they don't want me back this year.

50:54🔗 Adam You know what I'm gonna say. After last year's incident.

50:57🔗 Drew Oh, please. We had a little misunderstanding with the Dixies. I guess a good enough time to tell that story. Sure. Okay. I never met the Dixie Chicks before the Grammys. And I was sitting in my office of the Man Show, which will be on tomorrow night at 10.30 on Comedy Central. After South Park. It was about a week, you know, this time last year, about a week or so before the Grammys. And I got a call from my agent and our manager and he said, one of the Dixie Chicks would like to take you to the Grammys as her escort. And I said, really? Why? And he said, I don't know. He was shocked. But apparently that's what she wants to do. It was Natalie, the lead singer. And at the time I had a girlfriend and I said, geez, I don't know how that would fly with her. And he said, ah, people do it all the time. Just as an escort, you show up with them.

51:56🔗 Adam And I said, you're gonna be in big ass trouble.

51:58🔗 Drew Everyone said I was gonna be in big ass trouble. But I said, what the hell? Why not? Sounds like a good time. And my manager said, yeah, people do it all the times. No big deal. It's just one of those Hollywood things. And I said, sure, sign me up. Tell her I'll go. Well, the girlfriend got PO. She was not good about it at all. But I, you know, I put my foot down. I said, I'm going. So I went to the Grammys with the Dixies. No, went to the Grammys. No, I'm tough, but I'm fair with the ladies, right, Drew? Tough, but fair. Yeah, and I went to the Grammys and I was a perfect gentleman and after the Grammys, after they collected their two Grammy Awards, I went and I went to a party for like ten seconds and then I came here. I was like a minute and a half late and I had to do the radio that night so I couldn't hang out and have a good time. It was all very innocent. And then the next day I got to my office and there were some flowers on my desk and I said, thanks for taking me to the Grammys. Hope to see you again soon. I love Natalie. And I thought, wow, that's nice of her. So I sent her some flowers. And then a couple of days later I got a big oversized Mrs. Fields cookie. And it was written in like whipped cream, like to see again Natalie from the Dixie Chicks. And she put her number, her cell phone number on there. So I thought, well, now I'm already in hot water enough with the girlfriend. So I better call her and kind of try to smooth things out, straighten things, straighten things out a little bit. So I called her. I was driving into work from the cell phone. I called Natalie, yes. And I don't know what time it was in Kentucky or wherever the hell, where are they from?

53:38🔗 Adam I don't know. Was that actually her phone number?

53:40🔗 Drew I think from Nashville? Yeah.

53:41🔗 Adam Tennessee.

53:42🔗 Drew Maybe Tennessee. Yeah. It was her cell phone. And she picked up her cell phone and she said, Oh my God. I said, This is Adam. I'm watching you on TV right now. And I thought, Uh-oh, the kid's really got it bad for me. And I mean, you guys can tell I'm an attractive man, of course, you know, as the ladies.

54:00🔗 Caller I mean, you...

54:04🔗 Drew I'm sure you feel it too.

54:06🔗 Caller I'm feeling it.

54:07🔗 Drew Yeah. And there's enough of me to go around, but I just want to slip that in. So I said to her, Natalie, you know, I appreciate the flowers and whatnot, but, you know, I have a girlfriend. And but, you know, when you guys come out here to do the country music awards or whatever you're doing in three or four months, come on the show. We'll have a good laugh. And she said, Oh, OK. All right. Fine. Hung up the phone. Couple of days later, big six foot sub sandwich comes rolling into the office. Then a man big sign. It says, I will not be ignored. Like a big four sales sign was stuck with a spear right in the middle of it. I will not be ignored, it says. So everyone at the office going, Wow, this chick's really, she's gone nuts. And I said, No, no, she just has a sense of humor. She's just playing around. You know, this is her way of saying, we'll let bygones be bygones. So we eat the sandwich and I ate three and a half feet of it. And then three or four days later, I get the, I get like a card or something. And it's Natalie again. And listen, I really need to talk to you. And I think, all right, I'm just going to ignore this now. And then about three days after that, I get a pair of panties in a box with another card that basically says, you know, come get on top of me now. Basically, I need you now. You got to get me now. And the phone number again. So the guys I'm working with, my partners are going, wow, this chick's really nuts. This is getting out of hand. I mean, this is turning into a stalker type situation. And you better call her. And I said, I did call her. Well, you weren't firm enough.

55:44🔗 Adam You got to do something.

55:44🔗 Drew I said, I said, I, you know, I wasn't, I wasn't rude, but I was, I made it pretty clear. I had a girlfriend, but you know, we could be friends. No big deal. Everything was good. No, no, listen, Adam, this chick is nutty and you got to lay it down and you got to be harsh. You got to crack the whip a little because she didn't understand the first call. Really, guys? Yes, indeed. When should I call her? Call her right now. Straighten this thing out right now. Before it goes, another second and put your foot down and be firm this time. So I said, fellas, you're right. So I called her up on the cell phone. She's in Nashville, the pottery barn with her mom. Then she picks her cell phone up. Natalie, yes, this is Adam Carolla. Listen, I need to talk to you. This is getting out of hand. Now, I appreciated the flowers and the six-foot sub, but the panties and it's really spinning out of control. She goes, what panties? Listen, don't play stupid. I know what's going on here. She goes, seriously, I know what you're talking about. I said, you sent some panties, didn't you? She's like, I have no idea what you're talking about. I now look up the entire office is filled with everyone on the staff.

56:54🔗 Drew They're laughing their asses off. I said, you sent a six-foot sub, didn't you? I don't know what you're talking about. How about the cookie? Flowers? I thought my publicist probably sent those, so I just went along with it. She said, I said, oh, Christ, I'm going to kill myself. Why? What's going on? I'm like, nothing is, and everyone is laughing like hyenas. I got 30 guys in the office, this is laughing, and the thing that really makes it bad is the big speech I gave right before I picked up the phone about the trampings of celebrity and how my matinee idol good looks are kind of a double-edged sword.

57:41🔗 Caller Whoa.

57:42🔗 Drew So she sent nothing, not even the flowers, and this was all the a-holes in my office, just screwing with me.

57:51🔗 Caller So when you called her, when you called her...

57:54🔗 Drew It was humiliating, humiliating.

57:56🔗 Caller The first time when you called her...

57:58🔗 Adam She thought the publicist was the test subject.

57:58🔗 Drew The first time when I called her, she figured her publicist sent the flowers over.

58:03🔗 Caller So she's probably like, why is he telling me that he has a girlfriend?

58:07🔗 Drew Right, but I wasn't so over the top with it that she got weirded out, and she probably just went along with it.

58:13🔗 Adam She didn't think of the government.

58:14🔗 Drew Yeah, and I was saying like, yeah, we'll see in a couple months. She's like, yeah, all right, fine. And I'm sure she rolled her eyes, but she probably didn't think too much of it after that. But then when I really put my foot down about the panties.

58:28🔗 Caller Does she know that it was a prank?

58:31🔗 Adam She does now. When she came up here, we relived the moment.

58:35🔗 Drew Right. They came on the show. They were good sports. They sent over six-foot sub the following day, if you recall there, Drew. So they got a good sense of humor, those Dixies.

58:46🔗 Adam That was all Jimmy? Who was that?

58:47🔗 Drew All Jimmy and Daniel.

58:48🔗 Adam The two of them.

58:49🔗 Drew All of them. Everyone in that office.

58:51🔗 Adam Can you imagine how much they must have laughed behind your back?

58:54🔗 Drew Oh my God.

58:55🔗 Adam How much they had trouble breathing.

58:57🔗 Drew Like I tell you, I was so puffed up about the whole thing that I kept giving them speeches about the trappings of celebrity and what it's like when girl bands start stalking you.

59:10🔗 Caller Did you tell your girlfriend about all of the sub and all of these things?

59:15🔗 Drew Well, you know, no, I didn't tell her about all that. I thought she'd get mad. I was trying to keep it under control. I'm sure she was getting fed information as the joke went on. And so she knew all about it. You could have really backfired because I could have went like, hey, I'm flying out the nation. Daddy's coming. You know, the beauty of women, though, girlfriend still pissed. You know what I mean? Here I am calling Natalie from the Dixie Chicks and saying, listen, I have a girlfriend. I cannot accept still. And so now I'm saying to my girlfriend, hey, how about some points here? I didn't know what was going on. I was just, you know, that was a pretty good test, right? That was very good. Chicks, you know, they've got a couple of platinum records and won some Grammys. And I'm saying, I'm saying no to all that. Come on. Now, still Matt. That's the beauty. That's the beauty of women. Erin, that's all right. So the Dixies are all right. Everything worked out. I was just humiliated. Erin.

1:00:21🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:00:21🔗 Drew What's up?

1:00:22🔗 Adam Hi.

1:00:23🔗 I have a question about doing ecstasy and mixing it with Xanax.

1:00:29🔗 Drew Very healthy, perfectly normal, perfectly natural.

1:00:32🔗 Adam Let's get a fantasy answer going here. No, no, no.

1:00:34🔗 Drew All right.

1:00:35🔗 Okay. Short story real fast. I'm 21 and when I was 18, I took ecstasy like a lot, a lot, a lot. I didn't take it for like two years and then in the summer, I took it and I got like this crazy panic attack. You know what I mean? Yeah. I get panic attacks now and I take Xanax for it, not often or anything, but just like once in a while. So I haven't done ecstasy since the beginning of last summer. And I was thinking of doing it and all my friends are like, no, it will be okay, it will be okay, but I don't want to have another panic attack. And I was wondering if there would be any way to tell what would happen if you mixed like take a Xanax with it. You know what I'm saying?

1:01:14🔗 Adam I can't even sit still for a fantasy answer on this one.

1:01:17🔗 Drew Hey, Aaron, how stupid you got to be? What are you doing here?

1:01:22🔗 Adam They've actually done PET scans now and showed the damage that ecstasy caused and the two specific things it will do is cause depression and panic.

1:01:29🔗 Drew There's CAT scans and there's PET scans.

1:01:31🔗 Adam Yeah, PET scans shows.

1:01:31🔗 Drew It's all named after animals. They have a dog scan coming. It's just like at the zoo or something.

1:01:37🔗 Adam petstore.com scan.

1:01:39🔗 Drew What is a PET scan?

1:01:41🔗 Adam It basically shows you can zero in on the activity of certain chemicals and the normal brain lights up in the serotonin pathways. You can sort of hone in on the serotonin activity and after exposure to ecstasy those areas drop out. The cells are damaged and you get mood disturbances and panic attacks. It is from brain injury, brain damage.

1:02:01🔗 Wait, so they cause panic attacks?

1:02:03🔗 Adam Brain damage and that ultimately results in panic attack.

1:02:06🔗 Drew Yeah, that's why you had the panic attack.

1:02:08🔗 Adam And it's going to get worse and worse the more ecstasy you use. And a lot of these symptoms will continue to get worse given what you've done so far.

1:02:17🔗 Drew All right, Erin.

1:02:18🔗 Okay, can I ask one more really quick question real fast?

1:02:21🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:02:22🔗 Okay, this is my ex-boyfriend and he is like bipolar, I think. And he takes Lyceum for it. And he wouldn't call up and ask this because he doesn't care, but I really do. And he takes Lyceum and he smokes marijuana like every day.

1:02:38🔗 Drew You guys are quite a team. You really are. You're meant for each other, you two.

1:02:44🔗 I just want to know, like I want to know, you know, because I always tell him, like, God, you know what I'm saying, like you really shouldn't be doing that.

1:02:50🔗 Adam Not having his marijuana addiction treated is a major, major issue. It's going to be essentially impossible for his bipolar illness to be properly managed unless the addiction is treated first.

1:03:01🔗 Drew All right. Boy. Okay, don't have kids, you two. We'll be mixing everything. Ashley?

1:03:08🔗 Yes.

1:03:08🔗 Drew You're 16?

1:03:09🔗 Caller Yes.

1:03:10🔗 Drew What's up?

1:03:10🔗 Caller Hi, Adam.

1:03:11🔗 Drew Hi.

1:03:11🔗 Caller Hi, Dr. Drew.

1:03:12🔗 Caller Ashley?

1:03:13🔗 Caller Yes. Okay. I was calling to ask, I love the show. Calling to ask Destiny's Child a question.

1:03:19🔗 Caller Here they are.

1:03:20🔗 Caller Hi, guys.

1:03:21🔗 Caller Hi.

1:03:21🔗 Drew How are you?

1:03:22🔗 Caller Fine.

1:03:23🔗 Caller I love you guys so much. You guys are so great.

1:03:25🔗 Drew Thank you so much.

1:03:26🔗 Caller I was calling to see, okay, your music is so original and has such cool beats to it and everything. I want to know what inspires you, where you come up with your lyrics and stuff.

1:03:37🔗 Caller Well, I know working on this project, well, the second album, The Writing's On The Wall, we worked with Shakespeare and Candy Burrows first, and they came up with some really great creative ideas and different ideas that we really liked for the album because that's what we were going for this album, is something different. It's like after we work with them, they set the foundation and the sound for the album. The other producers came along and they did the same thing. So the vibe just like really fit between everybody. And I know Beyoncé produced on this album, which was a great thing because she knew everybody's voices. And since, well, it's really great when a producer knows your voice because they bring out the best in you.

1:04:18🔗 Caller Yeah, you guys all go so great together. You should have seen me on hold. I was singing when it was Say My Name. It was so funny.

1:04:24🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:04:25🔗 Caller I swear every day me and my friends sing your song like back and forth, you know, like the chorus, the same way name.

1:04:30🔗 Caller Well, really?

1:04:31🔗 Caller Well, back and forth, always, every day in history. It's hilarious.

1:04:34🔗 Drew Hey, Ashley, you want to sing a little?

1:04:36🔗 Caller I have a terrible voice. I think I know the words.

1:04:39🔗 Drew What if the girls sing a little with you?

1:04:41🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:42🔗 Caller My God, I would like totally die.

1:04:45🔗 Drew Better than singing with your friend, isn't it?

1:04:48🔗 Caller Yes, it is.

1:04:49🔗 Caller We will.

1:04:50🔗 Drew You want to do just the-

1:04:51🔗 Caller We'll do a little bit of the chorus to say my name for you. OK. All right.

1:04:55🔗 Caller I think I know the words, so if I'm wrong, you know-

1:04:58🔗 Drew Just join in.

1:04:58🔗 Caller All right.

1:04:59🔗 Caller OK.

1:04:59🔗 Caller So, want me to start?

1:05:00🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:01🔗 Caller OK.

1:05:01🔗 Caller Another thing that I'm assuming things.

1:05:03🔗 Caller Same girl.

1:05:04🔗 Caller Oh, wait, wait, wait. We're going to do some of the chorus, all right?

1:05:06🔗 Drew Not so fast.

1:05:07🔗 Caller Like this, say my name, say my name.

1:05:09🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:05:10🔗 Caller Oh, I was thinking-

1:05:10🔗 Caller OK. OK.

1:05:11🔗 Caller Another thing that I'm assuming things.

1:05:50🔗 Drew Oh, man, are you guys job safe?

1:05:53🔗 Caller Thank you so much.

1:05:54🔗 Drew All right, Ashley. All of you. It's our pleasure.

1:05:57🔗 Caller Listen to it every night.

1:05:58🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:05:59🔗 Drew Take care.

1:06:00🔗 Caller Bye.

1:06:00🔗 Drew Well, isn't that lovely? You see that? You wait through a whole bunch of calls of teenagers hooked on smack or pregnant, and then you get one of those, and it makes it all worthwhile, right, Drew?

1:06:11🔗 Adam Worthwhile.

1:06:13🔗 Drew You're paying attention, would you? That was lovely, by the way, ladies.

1:06:17🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:06:18🔗 Drew Heather? Hi. You're 16. I know people sing on records. I just never assume they can do it in real life. I don't know what, I'm not sure what that is. I think it's like a movie where, you know, Jean-Claude Van Damme plays a cyborg or something. I'm used to him. Obviously he's not in real life. I look that way at singers, too.

1:06:36🔗 Adam We're used to those alternative rock bands where there's a big difference.

1:06:40🔗 Drew It's a lot of magic done in the studio, but not you guys.

1:06:43🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:06:45🔗 Drew Heather, where are we, with Heather?

1:06:47🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

1:06:47🔗 Drew What's up? You're 16.

1:06:49🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah, well I wanted to say hi to Destiny's Child. Hi. I got your CD for Christmas and haven't been able to stop listening to it.

1:06:55🔗 Caller Thank you so much.

1:06:57🔗 Destiny’s Child I actually get to see you in concert on Thursday for the Boombom and I'm so excited.

1:07:03🔗 Caller Okay. We look forward to seeing you out there.

1:07:05🔗 Destiny’s Child I know. My friends are so jealous that they can't go. Why? Because they didn't get tickets.

1:07:11🔗 Caller Okay.

1:07:12🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

1:07:13🔗 Caller Oh my God. I can't believe I'm talking to you.

1:07:15🔗 Destiny’s Child But Adam, I wanted to say something new.

1:07:17🔗 Adam Yes.

1:07:18🔗 Destiny’s Child One of my biggest pet peeves is when people call the show and say, this question is for Drew, and you always answer. Sometimes you will answer, and it bugs the crap out of you.

1:07:26🔗 Adam Well, in fact, Heather, when somebody says that, he's sure to answer immediately.

1:07:31🔗 Destiny’s Child Yeah.

1:07:31🔗 Adam He makes a point of it.

1:07:32🔗 Drew That's right.

1:07:34🔗 Destiny’s Child Yep. I know. I want to know why I always have to like guys. Like, I always need someone to like, and if they start to like me, I lose the traction and get bored. And the ones that I like...

1:07:48🔗 Caller I think we all do that.

1:07:50🔗 Destiny’s Child You sound like me.

1:07:52🔗 Drew Young girls do that.

1:07:53🔗 Destiny’s Child But, see, I've always been like that. I had a really good childhood. I wasn't molested or...

1:07:57🔗 Drew Oh, you're 16. What do you mean, you've always been that way?

1:08:00🔗 Destiny’s Child You're 16. No, ever since I was a little girl, I've been obsessed with guys, like, overly.

1:08:07🔗 Drew All right. Well, you guys can weigh in on this one, but I think all girls have that to some degree, especially young girls. Some have it more than others. Yeah. And the question is, is if Mr. Wright came along, would you have to turn him down just because he was interested? Because if that's the case...

1:08:25🔗 Adam Or is it actually a protective mechanism that prevents you from getting needlessly involved with somebody that really is not right for you?

1:08:31🔗 Destiny’s Child That's kind of what I think it is, because I'm always so afraid that they're going to hurt me that I feel I have to hurt them first.

1:08:39🔗 Adam Where do you get that fear? Did you abandon somebody when you were younger or something?

1:08:44🔗 Destiny’s Child Not really. A family problem happened with my parents, and I'm not allowed to talk to my grandparents.

1:08:49🔗 Caller What happened?

1:08:51🔗 Destiny’s Child They got in a business fight, and I was really close with my grandmother. She moved to Arizona, where it was cheaper, and I didn't talk to her for a long time. It was really hard on me, and I had to move.

1:09:02🔗 Adam You may still be dealing with that. That's a pretty painful loss.

1:09:05🔗 Destiny’s Child I am.

1:09:06🔗 Adam So that may be sort of resonating in your choices today. I bet you'll get over that with time.

1:09:12🔗 Destiny’s Child I've never had a boyfriend before.

1:09:14🔗 Adam You're 16. That's all right.

1:09:16🔗 Destiny’s Child That's right.

1:09:16🔗 Adam That's probably a healthy thing. If you want to know why not to have a boyfriend, just listen to our show for a couple more hours.

1:09:21🔗 Drew That's right.

1:09:22🔗 Adam Lots of good reasons why not to.

1:09:23🔗 Drew It's also, if you want to know why not to get in a radio, listen to the show. Why not to do a lot of things. Just listen to the show, everybody. Kyle?

1:09:31🔗 Caller Yeah, hey.

1:09:32🔗 Drew You're 16.

1:09:33🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

1:09:34🔗 Drew What's up?

1:09:34🔗 Caller I just want to talk to you guys.

1:09:36🔗 You know those free condoms, Dr. Drew?

1:09:38🔗 Caller Yeah. I was wondering why I ordered them if I was to.

1:09:41🔗 Caller If on the package it's going to say like free condoms all over it.

1:09:45🔗 Adam The Dr. drew.com condom?

1:09:47🔗 Caller My mom checks the mail and it's like...

1:09:50🔗 Adam You know, I haven't actually seen the packages that are going out. I don't think that they're doing anything to sort of call attention to what they're delivering.

1:09:56🔗 Drew There's an old Italian guy who rings a bell and pushes the condom cart down the street. He'll be yelling your name from house to house. Giuseppe, the condom. He'll be yelling over ringing that bell like that. Yeah. He'll run up to the house, ask to speak to your mother. Sometimes we use a bullhorn if there's a gate.

1:10:17🔗 Adam I haven't seen the envelopes, but if you register at drdrew.com, you get three free condoms. And if you refer some of your friends, you get more free condoms.

1:10:24🔗 Drew Let me tell you something. The reason I like this discrete packaging, because it's a surprise even to me. And here's what I mean. You know, we've had Larry Flint on the show a few times. I got a subscription to Busty, which is one of the upscale magazines Larry publishes. And, you know, they don't send it in a big package. It says Busty. They sent it. It's not because the customer would be embarrassed. It's probably because the mailman would rip it off. But they send it in like a brown bag that says, it says Larry Flint Publications, it says LFP on it. And I always get it and I think, what the hell is this? And then I open it up and it's like, oh, it's an issue of Busty.

1:11:09🔗 Caller Oh my God.

1:11:10🔗 Drew And it's great. I mean, it's a real surprise. I know you guys couldn't identify with this, but it's really, it's like finding money. It really is when a pornography gets sent to your house in a plain package. And I imagine it would be the same with the condoms too. Whoever's in charge of sending that out is probably not doing it in a big condom shaped box.

1:11:31🔗 Adam No, I don't think they're calling attention to it.

1:11:33🔗 Drew Connie, the condom, the mascot, painted on the side, right?

1:11:36🔗 Adam Lower the threshold of access for young people that decide to do this and to make them have it easier for them to make safe choices.

1:11:44🔗 Drew Right.

1:11:44🔗 Adam But not to encourage it.

1:11:46🔗 Drew Right. Okay there, Drew, and again a little free publicity for drdrew.com. Destiny's Child is our guest tonight. We'll take ourselves a break when we come back. We'll speak to James, who can't stop having sex with his girlfriend. He wants to know if he's addicted to it. We'll talk to him about that after this. It is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. Beyoncé, Farrah and Michelle are here. We're not sure where. There she goes. Destiny's Child, the name of this group. They gave themselves a couple of Grammy nominations. They'll be over there collecting those, God willing, tomorrow. By this time, they'll drop their management, forget about their friends, get divorced or dump the current boyfriends, and all be in rehab. I know how this business works.

1:13:14🔗 Caller Say my name, say my name.

1:13:16🔗 Drew Yeah. A little acapella for the Loveline. And we'll hop back on the phones and speak to James, who's 16. James?

1:13:28🔗 Caller I'm 17. I gave the information wrong. Okay. Well, I got a couple of problems here. One of them is that I cannot stop having sex with my girlfriend and the problem is she's 15 and she's really, really, really innocent and kind of little, but she's really cute. And it's just kind of a run down on me because I know it's not right and stuff and protection is always an issue.

1:13:50🔗 Adam What are you doing for protection?

1:13:52🔗 Caller Usually just condoms. We looked into the hole and had a depot shot.

1:13:57🔗 Adam Keep that morning after pillow around her, huh?

1:13:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:00🔗 Drew How old is she?

1:14:01🔗 Caller She's 15.

1:14:02🔗 Drew 15?

1:14:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:14:04🔗 Drew And you say she's innocent and petite and stuff.

1:14:07🔗 Caller The thing was like she was beautiful but she always kind of abused when she was a little girl.

1:14:14🔗 Drew Well, let the abuse continue.

1:14:17🔗 Caller What am I supposed to do? I mean, I mean, I don't know.

1:14:20🔗 Adam Stop, stop, stop abusing her.

1:14:22🔗 Drew Stop banging the bejesus out of the 15 year old.

1:14:25🔗 Caller I think I need to like, I need you to kick some sense into me or something.

1:14:29🔗 Drew All right.

1:14:29🔗 Caller This is cool, because it did happen tonight and I didn't feel good about it. And so I called up a few guys.

1:14:34🔗 Drew Well, why do you, okay, why, you tell us why you feel it's wrong that you're having sex with her.

1:14:39🔗 Caller Well, first of all, she's 15. I know she's been abused previously. I, it's not right. I don't think it's right to be having sex with a 15 year old, especially before marriage and especially before my first kid.

1:14:50🔗 Drew Well, at least you're very, you're very pious man. That's what I like about this, James. When he's not screwing, he's at church.

1:14:57🔗 Caller Well, $40 bucks, but...

1:14:58🔗 Adam You can take penance for this.

1:15:00🔗 Caller Yeah, by the way, Adam, you're great. I owe you all the time.

1:15:02🔗 Drew Thank you. Well, now I'm going to go easier on you. Hear that, callers? A little compliment. I don't care if you've killed 14 people. You tell me you like the man show and all of a sudden I got a different attitude.

1:15:14🔗 Caller Let's see what happens. This question is for Adam, actually, and...

1:15:17🔗 Drew James, quiet down. Now listen to me. How do you know what her abuse is?

1:15:22🔗 Caller Well, she told me all about it.

1:15:24🔗 Drew And what was it?

1:15:28🔗 Caller Well, her dad died. She got in an abuse relationship with a really, really bad guy. His name is Ricky and he needs to die.

1:15:34🔗 Adam How old was he?

1:15:35🔗 Caller He was 18 and she was like 13. And so he ended up physically, mentally, anything, any type of abuse possible. He actually made her sit on an ice block for a while because she was mad. Because he was mad at her and stuff.

1:15:49🔗 Drew Where does a guy get an ice block these days, by the way?

1:15:52🔗 Caller I don't know. He would just like pour ice down her back and stuff. And this guy needs a big beat down.

1:15:57🔗 Drew He had an ice block though. I must have drive the Zamboni at the rink or something.

1:16:02🔗 Caller I don't think it was an ice block, but it was just a big pile of ice.

1:16:05🔗 Drew Okay. James?

1:16:06🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:07🔗 Drew And still, what's up? Was there a dad before he died? Was he abusive or anything? I don't know.

1:16:12🔗 Caller The dad was a great guy. Just kind of went downhill once he did die.

1:16:15🔗 Adam It's possible that she just got an abusive relationship when she was trying to deal with his loss.

1:16:22🔗 Caller Yeah. I'm going through packs a day now and it's like all the stress and that.

1:16:27🔗 Drew How long have you two been together?

1:16:29🔗 Caller We've been together nine months.

1:16:30🔗 Drew Nine months. Hey, James.

1:16:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:16:33🔗 Drew Why don't you see if you can slow it down a little sexually, maybe get to know her on a sport level or something.

1:16:39🔗 Caller I know her quite well. Everything kind of went too fast. And then, of course, I'm regretful for doing it in the first place. But how do you recommend I stop?

1:16:48🔗 Drew Well, it doesn't sound like it by the speedier voice.

1:16:51🔗 Caller Well, it's kind of nerve-racking talking to, like, my hero.

1:16:54🔗 Drew And there he goes with a compliment again. He's back in. You're talking about me?

1:16:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:00🔗 Drew Hey, James.

1:17:01🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:17:01🔗 Drew OK. You need to cut your penis off.

1:17:04🔗 Caller Well, I actually thought about that. But then I kind of kicked myself in the bum and decided not to.

1:17:09🔗 Caller All right.

1:17:10🔗 Adam I don't know what to say here.

1:17:13🔗 Drew You don't want to stop having sex, but you think you should. But you know you should wait until marriage. But you're.

1:17:19🔗 Adam What do you want from us?

1:17:21🔗 Drew I don't know. I don't care. James, you know what's right. Now control yourself. And I'm going to say that to everyone in America, by the way. Feel free to control yourselves, everybody. You have a lot of impulses. And we're living in a society now where everyone says, do what you want. Hey, if it feels good, do it. Take it. It's yours. The world's yours. Everything's yours. Just get out there and do it. And all the sneaker commercials are telling everyone to go do stuff. And here's my advice. Go home and lock the door. Don't come out. I don't want to see you. Watch TV. I'm going to come out with the sneakers that have no soles on them. They're going to be called TV Sneakers. And they're going to be made for people like the lounge. They're not meant to be walked on, only to be reclined with. The top is a regular Air Jordan. The bottom is nothing. You can't go anywhere in these sneakers. That's what I want. I'm tired of all the Reeboks and the Nikes and all this nonsense with all this. It's your world. Go out there and take it. Go do it. You deserve it. I want a hundred. All these ridiculous ads with these Gatorade. Guys are like, they're broken down, they're bleeding. The guy's got a compound fracture. He's carrying his mountain bike across the finish line. I look at this commercial, I go, who are these retards? You should go home and take a shower, you idiot. What the hell is this? There's more commercials of guys carrying like mountain bikes running up hills and stuff. I see that. I see an idiot. To me, it's like, hey, get on the goddamn bike and pedal it or go sit down. Don't put it over your shoulder and start running up a hill with it, you idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Alright, so here's the point. None of you are special. God has no plan for you except for to stay home and watch TV and listen to me. Please, everyone out doing their own thing. Control yourselves, everybody. It's fine. I don't care what your parents did to you. You're old enough now, you control yourselves.

1:19:14🔗 Adam That's right. Understand where your impulses are coming from. Stand back and make healthier choices.

1:19:18🔗 Drew There you go. You'll be happier in the long run. Unless you're a big celebrity like me and have two TV shows and a national radio show. Then you do what you want. Myra, right ladies? Thank you. The ladies are eating so much they can't answer. What is all that you're eating? What is that going over there? A cookie. I like you guys because you drink a lot of coffee. That's good.

1:19:38🔗 Adam But they asked for hot chocolate.

1:19:39🔗 Drew Oh they did?

1:19:40🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:19:41🔗 Drew All right. But you're drinking coffee with just tons of sugar and cream in it, right?

1:19:44🔗 Adam Eating some hot chocolate.

1:19:46🔗 Drew At a certain point it becomes melted ice cream. You understand? Once there's more cream and more sugar than actual coffee in there, it actually just becomes melted coffee ice cream. Myra?

1:19:58🔗 Caller Hey.

1:19:59🔗 Drew Hey, you're 17. What's up?

1:20:01🔗 Caller Yes, I am.

1:20:02🔗 Caller I have a bump in my vagina and I'm not sexually active. I was just wondering if it could be like a huge zit or something.

1:20:12🔗 Adam Zit? Zit? Yeah, you can get zit-like growth down there. You can also get the Bartholomew's glands to get infected and get abscess in that area. That can happen.

1:20:22🔗 Caller Should I go? Yuck.

1:20:23🔗 Adam Is it tender?

1:20:25🔗 Caller I noticed because it itched a lot. I was sitting in class and throughout the day I was like, whoa, you know, so I came home and I checked it out. I and it was like, whoa.

1:20:35🔗 Drew Looked like a huge sit.

1:20:37🔗 Caller It doesn't look like a sit. I was just wondering, could it be that since I'm not sexually active?

1:20:42🔗 Drew No, I never heard of a sit down there, but why don't you sit down with a doctor and talk about this?

1:20:46🔗 Adam Yeah, you need to have something to look out for. Sometimes they have to drain them. It can be kind of a pain in the neck.

1:20:52🔗 Caller It can be kind of dangerous.

1:20:57🔗 Adam Okay, listen to me. Are you listening?

1:21:00🔗 Caller Yes.

1:21:02🔗 Adam Are you listening?

1:21:02🔗 Caller Yes.

1:21:03🔗 Adam You can get abscesses, infected Bartholomew's Glands, little zit-like growth down there very commonly. Go get it taken care of.

1:21:11🔗 Drew It could be a potentially dangerous situation.

1:21:15🔗 Caller All right.

1:21:19🔗 Adam All right.

1:21:20🔗 Drew Okay, thank you. All right. What's going on there, Drew? Is everything all right? Derek, thanks for the giggle. You're 13 years old.

1:21:33🔗 Caller Yeah. I have a question for Destiny's Child.

1:21:37🔗 Drew All right.

1:21:38🔗 Caller And I wanted to know how they met and decided to become a group.

1:21:43🔗 Caller Well, actually, Kelly and I met a long, long time ago, about 10 years ago, in auditions for a different group. And we met Farrah at a video, at Bill's, Bill's, Bill's video shoot, actually. And we met Michelle through our choreographer, Janella Segura. And we've always had the desire to sing. And this has been our dream forever. So we felt like it was a great combination. And here we are.

1:22:16🔗 Drew Derek, are you a big fan?

1:22:18🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm a really big fan. Thank you. I love your music.

1:22:22🔗 Caller Thank you very much.

1:22:23🔗 Caller I even I even chose your music for a project I'm doing. Really?

1:22:27🔗 Caller Great.

1:22:28🔗 Caller What's your favorite song off the album?

1:22:31🔗 Caller I guess it's Say My Name. Really?

1:22:33🔗 Caller Have you seen the video?

1:22:35🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think so.

1:22:37🔗 Caller I got one more question for you. What do you think the next single should be?

1:22:43🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:22:45🔗 Caller You don't know?

1:22:45🔗 Caller Do you like to sing?

1:22:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:47🔗 Caller Do you sing also?

1:22:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:48🔗 Drew You do? What project did you use their song for?

1:22:51🔗 Caller Because our teacher is like, he asked us to make this thing. We have to pretend you're like a DJ or something like that. Oh, really? That's great.

1:23:04🔗 Drew What the hell is going on in these schools? What happened to the reading and the writing and the arithmetic? Now, all of a sudden, you're spinning records.

1:23:12🔗 Caller We've got to make it fun sometimes.

1:23:14🔗 Drew All right.

1:23:14🔗 Caller It gets fun.

1:23:15🔗 Drew Well, they open a bar.

1:23:16🔗 Destiny’s Child It's 2000 now.

1:23:18🔗 Drew I guess it is. Hey, Derek? Yeah? Do you think the band's cute? You like the girls?

1:23:25🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:27🔗 Caller Thank you. Well, thank you for calling.

1:23:28🔗 Drew You know, it's weird because they're like older mysterious ladies to you, right, Derek?

1:23:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:34🔗 Drew Yeah, me too. Hey, are you guys attracted all to me or Drew?

1:23:39🔗 Caller Of course.

1:23:42🔗 Drew The publicist must have given them a good talking to before they came in here. Just say you're attracted to them.

1:23:47🔗 Adam Send flowers the next day.

1:23:48🔗 Drew The guy who has one eyebrow, just say you're into him. We'll get you right out of there. Don't worry.

1:23:53🔗 Caller Six foot sub tomorrow.

1:23:55🔗 Caller That's the third day. Okay.

1:23:58🔗 Drew All right. We'll put Derek back on home. We'll speak to Jesse. What are you doing there, Drew?

1:24:04🔗 Adam You didn't put him on hold.

1:24:06🔗 Drew Listen. Listen, whack job. I just punched Jesse.

1:24:08🔗 Adam No, no, no, no.

1:24:09🔗 Caller You didn't see what you did. I put him on hold.

1:24:13🔗 Drew Who cares? We're done with him.

1:24:14🔗 Adam You would have heard a nice, you had it locked. You had it locked on him.

1:24:19🔗 Drew Please, Drew, don't lie. Jesse?

1:24:20🔗 Caller Yes.

1:24:21🔗 Drew You're 16.

1:24:22🔗 Caller 18.

1:24:23🔗 Drew I mean, you're 18. I'm sorry. What's up?

1:24:25🔗 Caller Well, I have a pretty bad flatulence problem.

1:24:28🔗 Caller I'm sitting with dinner with my friends.

1:24:29🔗 Adam Flatulence?

1:24:30🔗 Caller Flatulence.

1:24:31🔗 Drew Right.

1:24:32🔗 Caller In class and I can't help myself.

1:24:34🔗 Caller I just let them go.

1:24:35🔗 Caller It's really embarrassing and I almost got kicked out.

1:24:40🔗 Drew Are they audible? Do people hear them?

1:24:42🔗 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:24:42🔗 Caller They're pretty loud.

1:24:43🔗 Drew Yeah. You got anything going now?

1:24:46🔗 Caller No.

1:24:47🔗 Caller But pretty much it only pops up when I'm like in class.

1:24:50🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:24:51🔗 Caller Make a ruckus.

1:24:53🔗 Drew You can't hold them in?

1:24:55🔗 Caller I don't know what's wrong.

1:24:56🔗 Drew You mean they just come out?

1:24:57🔗 Caller Come on out.

1:24:59🔗 Drew Yeah, that's bad news. The ladies aren't much into that, are they? You guys don't like that? That's why I've never farted in my life.

1:25:07🔗 Caller Oh, yeah, right.

1:25:09🔗 Drew One time when I was under heavy anesthetic in the dentist, I think something came out, but that's the one and only time. Right, Drew?

1:25:17🔗 Adam Without lighting.

1:25:18🔗 Drew Four and a half years we've been together, you've never heard me fart, have you?

1:25:21🔗 Adam Not without a plume of smoke coming out.

1:25:24🔗 Drew Let me tell you, you light them and it gets rid of all the sin. Not that I would know, but I've heard about that.

1:25:30🔗 Adam You got jeans on tonight, Adam.

1:25:33🔗 Drew No, not in front of the ladies, please.

1:25:35🔗 Caller Jesse?

1:25:36🔗 Caller I was just going to ask Dr. Drew if there's anything I can not eat or food.

1:25:40🔗 Adam Yeah, you've got to, different people have different food stuffs that cause this. One of the things to do is be careful not to swallow air when you're eating. The other is to mess around.

1:25:49🔗 Drew How do you do that? How do you not swallow air when you're eating? Take beanoes.

1:25:54🔗 Adam Slow down, eat plenty of liquids, eat, drink, chew a lot of your food well.

1:25:58🔗 Drew Liquids, huh?

1:25:59🔗 Adam Follow slowly. And then, really, some people have spicy food, some people have the amount of food, the frequency of food, the legumes. You've got to find the foods that stimulate this.

1:26:09🔗 Drew You know what's funny about my friends? They find the food that stimulates it and then they double up on it.

1:26:13🔗 Destiny’s Child They go for it.

1:26:15🔗 Drew That's jackpot. I really mean it that I, my partner Jimmy Kimmel, if we have a long, like when we drive to Vegas or we're going on a road trip or something, he that night and that morning intentionally eats food that he knows disagrees with him. Pasta Fazul. That's his thing. It's like an Italian bean dish. He'll get in the car and he'll go, I ate about three pounds of pasta fazul last night. Let's go. And then the next move, he likes to lock the windows and lock the doors and turn the heater on and everyone can just. He, before we went to Vegas like three years ago, he had an entire can of raw clams. I said, what are you eating? Makes him smell. I said, okay, you don't like, you don't like clams.

1:27:02🔗 Caller Your friend's special.

1:27:03🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:04🔗 Drew I said, wasn't it hard to eat the can? I almost threw up. I was like, but I'm glad I ate it now. Really gives an extra punch.

1:27:11🔗 Caller This guy is sick.

1:27:12🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:27:14🔗 Drew You are so right, lady. All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. And then we'll be right back with Mike. We've got a throat infection after giving girl oral sex. That's why you should never do it. Wow. Let's take the mic after this. We're back. Destiny's Child is the name of our guest tonight. The Writing on the Wall is the name of the CD. Up for a couple of Grammys tomorrow night. Drew is writing Ellen DeGeneres a letter, trying to do a little A-kissing as we speak. Right, Drew?

1:28:21🔗 Caller That's right.

1:28:22🔗 Drew What do you want from her?

1:28:25🔗 Caller A little date? No.

1:28:27🔗 Drew No? You want to get together on a project?

1:28:29🔗 Adam Yeah, think about something.

1:28:31🔗 Drew Let me explain something. She's a big star, Drew. Okay, you're just a radio guy. Mike?

1:28:39🔗 Caller Hi.

1:28:39🔗 Drew You're 25. Alright, so you got the throat infection after performing oral sex on your girlfriend.

1:28:46🔗 Caller Well, yeah, well kind of. Well, she was my friend from Puerto Rico.

1:28:51🔗 Caller Then she came down.

1:28:52🔗 Caller We saw each other for a while. And one thing led to another.

1:28:56🔗 Caller And that happened.

1:28:58🔗 Drew Oh, I see. Okay, so it was a totally different situation.

1:29:00🔗 Caller Well, it's an insane situation.

1:29:03🔗 Drew Oh, I see. Then shut up! Okay. Alright.

1:29:06🔗 Caller Yeah, so I was just wondering if...

1:29:08🔗 Drew We can never get to the goddamn question on this show. Well, yeah.

1:29:11🔗 Adam You want to what? What about what?

1:29:12🔗 Caller Let me lay it on you. Can you get an infection of your throat from bacteria or something?

1:29:20🔗 Adam Like a sexually transmitted disease?

1:29:21🔗 Caller Well, I don't think it was a disease.

1:29:23🔗 Adam You can get chlamydia, you can get gonorrhea, you can get cephalos, you can get herpes. Absolutely.

1:29:27🔗 Drew But is that a sore throat?

1:29:29🔗 Adam That's how it presents, yeah.

1:29:30🔗 Drew It is.

1:29:30🔗 Caller Absolutely.

1:29:31🔗 Drew Well, let me tell you, Puerto Rico is not such a great... That's such a great card in the hand, you know? They got all kinds of disease over there.

1:29:40🔗 Adam Well, it may just be a coincidence.

1:29:43🔗 Caller Oh, okay.

1:29:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:45🔗 Drew How long did you do it?

1:29:46🔗 Caller Do what? The sector, the overall sector.

1:29:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:29:52🔗 Caller Long enough. We didn't time it or anything, but she was happy.

1:29:57🔗 Drew Okay. Thanks for that, Mike. Thanks for that wonderful piece of specific information. Thank you very much.

1:30:03🔗 Caller Well, probably about 45 minutes.

1:30:05🔗 Drew 45 minutes?

1:30:06🔗 Caller Well, yeah.

1:30:07🔗 Adam Adam just got sore thinking about that.

1:30:09🔗 Drew Throwing the curve off for the rest of us. 45 minutes. I'm going to have him killed when I'm in charge. I'll only let the men with penises under five and three-eighths inches live and who perform oral sex less than three minutes. That's going to be my policy.

1:30:27🔗 Adam We're going to hear a song.

1:30:28🔗 Drew I don't have 45 minutes combined in a lifetime. If you added up all the 30-second encounters, I don't think they'd get to 45 minutes. Am I exciting, you ladies?

1:30:37🔗 Adam The song is, this is the second track, it's Jumpin Jumpin.

1:30:41🔗 Drew All right. Oh, it's good. The writing on the wall is the name of the CD. That's Destiny's Child. Well, I think that you don't need me to get that Grammy. That's it. You're getting to them. That sounded great.

1:34:41🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:34:43🔗 Drew Very unique styling.

1:34:45🔗 Adam Yeah, very smart. You've got little glimpses of the choreography here too.

1:34:49🔗 Drew Thank you. Yeah. I like a band. See, a lot of the guests we have, they've been at it for too long. They're bitter and they're stone, and when their song comes on, they throw the headphones down, they lean back and start yelling at their manager or something. But I like when people bop along to their own stuff, you know, doing a little choreography.

1:35:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:35:08🔗 Drew Nice. That sounded great. All right. Let's just speak to Luke over here.

1:35:13🔗 Caller Luke?

1:35:14🔗 Drew Yeah. Yeah. You sweat a lot? Yeah. Listen to me. We don't have much time. Go to the dermatologist. They have stuff.

1:35:21🔗 Adam Where do you sweat?

1:35:22🔗 Drew Basically under my arms.

1:35:23🔗 Caller I sweat like hell.

1:35:25🔗 Adam Xerac.

1:35:25🔗 Drew Yeah. They have this stuff called Xerac. Go to the dermatologist. Ask them about it, all right?

1:35:30🔗 Adam They can also ablate the sweat glands, too.

1:35:31🔗 Drew Yeah. You don't want to do that. You're 18.

1:35:33🔗 Caller Okay.

1:35:34🔗 Drew All right?

1:35:34🔗 Caller Sounds good, man.

1:35:35🔗 Drew Don't wear any white blouses.

1:35:37🔗 Caller Okay.

1:35:37🔗 Drew All right.

1:35:38🔗 Caller See you.

1:35:38🔗 Drew All right. We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back after this.

1:35:42🔗 Caller We're about to get funky, yo.

1:35:45🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:35:48🔗 Drew We'll be right back. Well, that's it. Another successful Loveline show put to bed. I want to thank Destiny's Child for coming in here and doing a great job.

1:36:26🔗 Caller Thank you for having us.

1:36:28🔗 Drew You guys were great. I wish you the best of luck at the Grammys tomorrow night. And when you start your tour up and you're anywhere in town in the future, please stop by and pay us a visit.

1:36:40🔗 Caller We will, yes.

1:36:41🔗 Drew We'd love to have you. The CDs, the writing on the wall, go out and get it if you haven't already. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

1:37:19🔗 Caller Please enjoy these birds.

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