Tuesday, January 11, 2000

2:52🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

3:00🔗 Voiceover Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.

3:02🔗 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you.

3:05🔗 Voiceover Loveline.

3:07🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Facts number, 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, theoretically, Sisqó, the lead singer from Dru Hill, will be in here a little bit later. He's had a movie premiere for Friday. Friday 2. You know the Ice Cube movie? Uh-huh.

3:34🔗 No.

3:36🔗 Adam Sure, Adam. Is it next Friday? Well, it's Friday 2. It's the second one. First one was good.

3:41🔗 Drew What was it called?

3:42🔗 Adam Came out about five years ago.

3:43🔗 Drew Called?

3:44🔗 Adam Friday.

3:44🔗 Drew Oh.

3:46🔗 Adam What a surprise.

3:46🔗 Drew Amazing.

3:47🔗 Adam Only took them five years to come out with the next one. But Ice Cube wrote it and stars in it. It's funny. Yeah?

3:54🔗 Drew All right. I like Ice Cube.

3:56🔗 Adam You're not Chris Tucker's in it, I hear. You're not down with the black movies, Drew?

4:01🔗 Drew I'm not done with any movies, Adam. You notice that?

4:02🔗 Adam Uh-huh.

4:04🔗 Drew I did go watch Bing John Malkovich.

4:05🔗 Adam You did? Did you enjoy that?

4:07🔗 Drew Yeah, I did.

4:07🔗 Adam Yeah, I did too. All right. So anyway, Sisqo from Dru Hill, theoretically will be here after the premiere, but one never knows on this show. It's a very difficult station to find. So we'll just hop to the phones until then. Jim, you're 15.

4:22🔗 Drew Jim? Hi.

4:24🔗 My friend said that...

4:26🔗 Hold on.

4:26🔗 Adam You ever notice on this show, it's like... Hup-ba-da-bub-ba-da-bub-ba-da-bub-ba-da-bub-ba-da-bub-ba-da.

4:30🔗 Hup.

4:36🔗 Adam Bored. Bored. Let's go to the first call.

4:42🔗 Caller Uh.

4:44🔗 Adam See, I think our biggest mistake in this show is going to the phones.

4:47🔗 Drew No, no. That's what they want us to do.

4:48🔗 Adam Things are moving right along.

4:50🔗 Drew I know. And you enjoy your voice so much, too.

4:52🔗 Adam Well, I do, Drew. You're right, there, partner. Everyone listen to me.

4:57🔗 Caller Jim? Jim? Jim?

5:01🔗 Adam Jim, you're 15 years old. You're first up on Loveline. What's your problem, buddy?

5:06🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

5:08🔗 Caller Hello?

5:10🔗 Drew This will be the part where you talk, Jim. Or not.

5:13🔗 Adam Okay.

5:13🔗 Drew All right. Let's keep going.

5:14🔗 Adam Fantabulous. James.

5:16🔗 How you doing?

5:17🔗 Adam Good. You're 18. What's up?

5:19🔗 Caller Well, my girlfriend, whenever we spend the night together, she's a, I mean, we do it. We have sex, but she wants to do it like four or five times in a night. I mean, after like four times, I mean, I can do it four times on a good night, but after that, you know, I'm shooting blanks, and it's not even coming up after a fifth time.

5:39🔗 Drew Right.

5:39🔗 Adam Okay.

5:40🔗 Drew So what's the problem?

5:41🔗 Caller So what should I tell her? I mean, I'm going in the army at the end of January.

5:45🔗 Drew But this is every night?

5:46🔗 Caller Do what?

5:47🔗 Drew This is every night?

5:48🔗 Caller About every other night.

5:49🔗 Drew And she insists on you performing this way, or what happens?

5:52🔗 Caller She just, things happen. No. She wakes me up and I'm trying to sleep.

5:56🔗 Adam Okay, but listen, if you are on round number three or four, and she comes to you at round four or five and says, what's wrong with you? Or, honey, I want to go back to the getting line at the buffet just for the fifth time. And you go, baby, I got to tell you, I worked hard today and I'm spent. I think that's about enough.

6:19🔗 Drew What does she say then?

6:20🔗 Adam You don't need a note from your doctor, do you?

6:23🔗 Caller She doesn't get mad or anything. She's just, I don't know.

6:26🔗 Adam All right. Oh, listen, who cares?

6:29🔗 Drew The deal is she is so-

6:30🔗 Adam Oh, he wants to just say he has sex five times a night.

6:32🔗 Drew All right, let's try to deal with it. She's so insecure that she has to have constant validation through this guy's behavior. It's something in her. It's not about you. You do what you can tolerate, what's enjoyable for you, and then that's it.

6:43🔗 Adam Yeah.

6:44🔗 Drew That's it.

6:45🔗 Adam You don't have to make excuses. You're one man with half a penis. That's the excuse I always use.

6:51🔗 Drew Yeah, that's you.

6:51🔗 Adam Yeah, that's me. Baby, I'm only one man with half a penis. Lori?

6:56🔗 Yeah, I'm here.

6:57🔗 Adam You're 17.

6:58🔗 Caller Yeah.

6:58🔗 Adam What's up?

6:59🔗 Caller Well, I met this couple on New Year's, and they're 23 and 25, and we ended up having a threesome. And I have their number, they have mine, and we ended up doing that like last weekend. But I don't know if I should still call them. I mean, I don't know if we should make this like a weekly thing.

7:18🔗 Drew Why would you want to make it a weekly thing?

7:20🔗 Caller Why would I? Why wouldn't I?

7:22🔗 Drew Why would you?

7:23🔗 Caller I don't want to make it a weekly thing.

7:25🔗 Drew Okay, then why would you consider making it a...

7:27🔗 Adam Well, then you have to call them.

7:29🔗 Drew Yeah.

7:30🔗 Adam You retard. What is... I had a couple of beers at dinner. I'm extra surly tonight, Drew. But what is this about, I got their number, should I call them? Should we make it a weekly thing?

7:41🔗 Drew Why should you?

7:42🔗 Adam I don't want to.

7:44🔗 Caller They called me and we went out again and we ended up doing that again.

7:47🔗 Drew Look, you're just some sort of...

7:48🔗 Adam You don't want to get it on with them again though, right?

7:51🔗 Caller Well, I do. I mean, I just don't want it to be like, you know, a constant, like, there's answers, there's messages on my answer machine every Tuesday night or something.

7:59🔗 Drew Look, you're just some object for them, some plaything. You're not a person.

8:04🔗 Adam Laurie?

8:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:05🔗 Drew Do you want to be that to them?

8:07🔗 Adam Hold on, I'm asking her a question.

8:08🔗 Caller Well, I'm just... Me too.

8:10🔗 Adam I was started...

8:11🔗 Caller .not here to be like, you know, part of their relationship. No, no.

8:16🔗 Adam Hold on a second. She's got a weird little Sandy Duncan type voice.

8:20🔗 Drew Yeah, the deal is she's into the guy, that's the thing. That's the bottom line.

8:23🔗 Adam Laurie, are you into the guy?

8:25🔗 Caller Well, I'm not like into them either, like that I'd ever want to date.

8:28🔗 Adam Oh, please. I hate everyone tonight. I just have... I don't have any time for anybody. Well, wait a minute. Laurie?

8:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:36🔗 Adam Okay, I'm very ambivalent tonight. Now just listen to me.

8:39🔗 Caller Okay.

8:39🔗 Adam You're into the guy. Of course you're into the guy. Now, are you into the girl?

8:44🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:45🔗 Drew No, no, no. Wait a minute. The way you're into the guy.

8:48🔗 Caller I'm in... yeah.

8:49🔗 Adam You are. You're just as much into she as you are into he.

8:53🔗 Caller Yeah.

8:54🔗 Adam Okay. And what happens during these threesomes?

8:57🔗 Caller I mean, it's all very equal and I... basically I'm pretty much for both of them and they're both there for me.

9:06🔗 Adam How much oral sex does the guy perform during the threesome? Because I think he kind of ducks that.

9:12🔗 Caller Actually, he doesn't. I'm not really much up for oral sex personally like on me. And he's actually pretty good about that.

9:20🔗 Drew Did you follow that? I didn't quite get it.

9:22🔗 Adam Actually, he does. It's as if she's going to contradict my statement except for she's a grown woman.

9:28🔗 Caller No, I don't mean to be contradicting you.

9:30🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute, Laurie. What I'm saying is the thing that's most attractive to me about the threesome is I hear about the girls both going down on the guy simultaneously.

9:41🔗 Caller Yeah, we've done that.

9:42🔗 Adam Settle down. And I hear about the two girls going at it with each other orally.

9:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

9:48🔗 Adam But you don't hear a whole lot about the guy going at the women orally.

9:53🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. Maybe you just haven't heard a lot.

9:57🔗 Drew Oh, boy. It's just disconnect.

9:58🔗 Caller No.

9:59🔗 Adam Did he perform oral sex on you?

10:01🔗 Caller Yes.

10:03🔗 Adam For a long time?

10:05🔗 Caller Yeah, many times.

10:06🔗 Drew Where are your parents?

10:07🔗 Adam Wait a minute.

10:08🔗 Caller I live on my own.

10:09🔗 Drew Hold on.

10:10🔗 Adam I thought there's a part of the story where you didn't like oral sex and he didn't do it so that was good.

10:14🔗 Caller No, no, no. I'm not saying I don't like it. I don't force people to do that, and if you want to do that, you can do that.

10:23🔗 Drew Where are your parents?

10:24🔗 Caller There. They're divorced.

10:27🔗 Adam What happened to you? What happened to you growing up? What happened?

10:31🔗 Caller What?

10:31🔗 Adam What happened to you growing up?

10:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:35🔗 Adam Well, something had to happen.

10:37🔗 Drew Come on. I could post your child for that stuff.

10:39🔗 Caller Well, my parents got divorced when I was nine. I had a pretty abusive father, just verbal and physical. I really didn't get the brunt of it. My older sisters did.

10:48🔗 Drew But he physically abused them?

10:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

10:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Okay.

10:51🔗 Drew Did he sexually abuse anybody? No. Was anybody sexually abused by a neighbor person?

10:55🔗 Caller I think my sister was raped.

10:57🔗 Drew Yeah. Imagine that.

10:59🔗 Adam Okay.

10:59🔗 Drew When were you first raped?

11:00🔗 Caller I wasn't ever raped.

11:02🔗 Adam Trick question there.

11:03🔗 Drew Yes, that was a trick question.

11:04🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Lori?

11:05🔗 Caller Yeah.

11:05🔗 Adam Let me just see if I can get to the bottom of this for just one second.

11:09🔗 Caller Okay.

11:09🔗 Adam You three get together. He performs oral sex on you. Yes?

11:14🔗 Caller Yes.

11:15🔗 Adam Okay. But you're not a big fan of that.

11:18🔗 Caller I don't have objections.

11:20🔗 Adam Okay. You're neither here nor there with it. I'm sorry for trying to lead you in any one direction other than the direction you enjoy yourself. You enjoy oral sex. You do?

11:30🔗 Caller Yes.

11:32🔗 Caller Not as much as sex, but I do enjoy oral sex.

11:35🔗 Adam Fantastic. And so you're a mediocre fan of oral sex.

11:39🔗 Caller Yes.

11:40🔗 Adam And he performs that on you. Does he perform it on his girlfriend, too? Yes. Are you guys next to each other?

11:46🔗 Caller We're all over each other.

11:50🔗 Caller I mean, nobody really does that.

11:51🔗 Adam He doesn't really even get it. Does he perform oral sex on you and then on her?

11:56🔗 Caller Like, no, not immediately afterwards.

11:59🔗 Adam I see. I see. But you both perform oral sex on him.

12:02🔗 Caller Yes.

12:03🔗 Adam And then he has an intercourse with both of you.

12:06🔗 Caller Well, yes.

12:07🔗 Adam And yes?

12:08🔗 Caller Actually, usually he sometimes he's had sex with her, but most time I end up having sex with him.

12:14🔗 Adam And he doesn't have any sex with her?

12:16🔗 Caller Well, he does have sex with her maybe once, and then we have sex maybe like three times.

12:20🔗 Adam Uh-huh. Where's the orgasm? Who's he with with the orgasm?

12:23🔗 Caller With both.

12:25🔗 Drew One and three.

12:26🔗 Caller I mean, we don't...

12:27🔗 Adam What do you mean?

12:28🔗 Drew This is a total mess. This is a meltdown disaster.

12:31🔗 Adam Hold on a second goofball. What do you mean? Listen, he has sex with her. Yeah. All right. You just listen. He has sex with her. He has sex with me. Who's he with when he has the orgasm?

12:43🔗 Caller We usually like, usually like we'll be doing that. And then right before we all go to sleep, like I'll have sex with him. And then we all go to sleep.

12:53🔗 Caller All right.

12:54🔗 Caller What?

12:55🔗 Adam All right, Laurie. Hey, Laurie, you don't have a job, do you honey?

12:57🔗 Caller I have a job.

12:58🔗 Adam How do you get past the interview process? Can you have a goddamn conversation? Seriously, I know you're 17. I know you're effed up. I know someone did something horrible to you. But can't we have a conversation?

13:13🔗 Drew Yes.

13:14🔗 Adam Do you understand when I ask you questions, what I'm asking?

13:17🔗 Drew No, no, no.

13:18🔗 Adam No, you don't.

13:19🔗 Drew No, you don't.

13:19🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Laurie, listen, you're screwed up. I blame your dad for that.

13:23🔗 Drew Yes.

13:23🔗 Adam Stop acting out. Please.

13:25🔗 Drew Get in a relationship. Stop all the chaos. Stop. Laurie, please.

13:31🔗 Adam I don't know if it's stupid meets combative. It's stu-bat-ed is who we talk to. We talk to e-guitars that are stu-bat-ive.

13:39🔗 Drew Retat-ive? Retard-ative?

13:42🔗 Adam Don't try to make it into one huge hybride. It's just I can't get an answer out of anybody. I want to know, is this guy banging his girlfriend or banging her when it goes, when the money shot comes?

13:52🔗 Drew Well, we all take a rest, and then just before we go to sleep, I have sex with her. What does that mean?

13:58🔗 Adam I don't know how to be more clear about it. I just don't know how else to phrase things.

14:04🔗 Drew All right. Let's keep going.

14:05🔗 Adam These people, by the way, are lucky I'm not in the same room with them because I would take a swing at them at a certain point. I would take a folding chair and go upside there, like in one of those interrogation rooms. I'd definitely take an ashtrain, clock them on the head with it at a certain point. Kelly?

14:23🔗 Yes.

14:23🔗 Adam You're 21. What's up?

14:25🔗 Caller Okay. This is going to sound weird, but the other night, I had a date with this guy, and when we went out, we got pretty drunk and we came up to my house, and I don't really know if we ended up sleeping together or not. Now, I'm a little worried because I'm not sure if we did, if we used anything.

14:42🔗 Drew How about the morning after the emergency contraception?

14:44🔗 Caller Well, I'm on the pill. I'm not worried about that. I'm just worried about diseases or anything, and I was wondering how long it would take for anything to get symptoms.

14:52🔗 Drew Sometimes it's the next day, sometimes it's up to two weeks, depending on which disease we're talking about.

14:56🔗 Caller Because I have a little bit of blood the next day.

15:00🔗 Drew Yeah, but that's normal. That doesn't mean anything.

15:02🔗 Caller Yeah. It's just normal.

15:06🔗 Drew That's just normal.

15:07🔗 Adam I think it's safe to say you didn't use any protection if you're drunk and can't remember, though, isn't it?

15:11🔗 Caller Yeah. I mean, I was definitely more than he was.

15:14🔗 Drew Thank God you're on the pill.

15:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

15:16🔗 Adam Oh, okay.

15:16🔗 Caller But I'm more worried about diseases, you know, because I just...

15:19🔗 Drew Well, if you have any symptoms, obviously get checked. And if you want to be checked in the meantime, why not? Certainly, they could detect... The herpes is one that takes about two weeks to detect. Most of the gonorrhea, chlamydia, non-gonococcal diseases will be three or four days.

15:32🔗 Adam Do you talk to the guy?

15:33🔗 Drew Two or three days.

15:34🔗 Caller Yeah, yeah.

15:35🔗 Caller Yeah, he was down visiting. I mean, like, it's cool. Like, you know, everything's fine. But I just... I didn't say anything because I'm, like, real bad. Like, I don't want to be like, well, I don't even know if we slept together or not, you know?

15:44🔗 Drew He's not a high-risk fellow.

15:45🔗 Adam All right. He left quite a lasting impression, too. Susie?

15:49🔗 Yeah?

15:49🔗 Adam You're 25?

15:50🔗 Caller Yeah. I heard about a night that Drew gave you a flu shot. Yeah.

15:55🔗 Drew By the way, did you feel weird the next day at all?

15:57🔗 Adam No.

15:58🔗 Drew Okay.

15:58🔗 Adam Although I feel weird every day.

16:00🔗 Drew Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

16:02🔗 Adam If you had told me, I would have felt extra weird for you. Susie? Yeah? Yeah. What's up with her voice?

16:09🔗 Caller Yeah, I got the flu. I'm in the fourth day of the flu.

16:12🔗 Adam Sounds like Julia Childs.

16:13🔗 Caller And my mom and my dad have it.

16:14🔗 Adam Yeah.

16:15🔗 Caller I'm wondering, my boyfriend, he's been giving us chicken noodle soup and he's been taking care of us and now he's starting to cough. Is there any way that he can cut it off at the past? Is there anything he can do?

16:24🔗 Drew Well, it's an interesting question and I don't know that there's a precise answer to it, except to say that if it's the flu, which many of these are, in fact, there are some very potent anti-flu medicines out there that are extraordinarily effective, or rather effective, if taken, particularly in the first 24 hours of symptoms.

16:43🔗 Adam Like what?

16:43🔗 Drew Tamiflu or Relenza. One is actually an inhaler you take twice a day. Tamiflu is a pill you take once a day, I think it is.

16:50🔗 Adam Prescription?

16:51🔗 Drew Prescription, only taken for five days. And I've been using a lot of these.

16:54🔗 Adam You take it when you feel a symptom?

16:56🔗 Drew As soon as you start getting the flu. The fever, the ache, muscle aches, that kind of thing, get on it right then.

17:01🔗 Adam Why is that prescription?

17:03🔗 Drew Because it's a pretty powerful medicine. You want to be observed, you want to be followed with that kind of thing.

17:07🔗 Adam Nobody follows anyone with prescription though. You just hand out the prescription. I follow them. Oh, you follow nobody.

17:14🔗 Drew That's the stuff you're mad about. The fact that I do follow them pisses you off.

17:18🔗 Adam Now, you following them, old Jews calling you at three in the morning, it's not you following them, it's them bugging you. It's a big difference between you following people and them harassing you, Drew.

17:30🔗 Drew And please. And I've noticed it really shortens the duration, but a lot of people get like little recurrences. The ones I'm treating and I'm sure it's working, but a week later they get a little recurrence. Interesting.

17:40🔗 Adam I hear the flu's bad this year.

17:42🔗 Drew Bad.

17:42🔗 Adam Although there's never a year that I can remember where people said, not a bad year for flows. Now, you know what I like about being a human being? We can be surprised every year for 80 years. You know what I mean? Woo, it's cold. Woo wee, it's cold. December in Idaho. I'll tell you, it seems colder this year.

18:01🔗 Drew Last summer. Man, it was hot. I can't stand. It's the hottest summer ever.

18:04🔗 Adam Every single summer, and I've lived in this wretched valley for 35 years, every single summer I step out somewhere around July and go wow, it is hot today. I'll tell you, it's hot. I don't remember it being this hot. It hasn't been this hot before. What is it, 102, 103?

18:23🔗 Drew How many days?

18:24🔗 Adam Jesus, it's hot.

18:24🔗 Drew How long can it go on?

18:25🔗 Adam It's been going on for three weeks now. Boy, we're right in the middle of something here. It's like one of those heat waves. Man, it is hot. I've never been this hot before. Fast forward ten months, it's hot. I swear to Christ, I'm moving. I like to have all the like, I'm moving up north. I like to have a 1974. I'm moving up north, 1975. It's hot. 1978, 79, 90. Whoa, it's hot.

18:56🔗 Drew God, I hate the heat. Oh, I can't believe it's so hot.

18:59🔗 Adam I'm so bad, I come home every night, turn the TV on, and I'm surprised by what's on. Oh, Christ, I just missed Politically Incorrect. Geez, what timing. Every night for four years. Brian?

19:15🔗 Yeah.

19:15🔗 Adam You're 21.

19:16🔗 Caller That's right. I have a question for Drew. I did a lot of hardcore drug use for three years, but especially ketamine. Are you...

19:28🔗 Drew I'm down with it. I know what that is.

19:30🔗 Caller You know what that is? Yep. I was wondering what kind of side effects. I'm really worried when I get older, will I have messed up children or anything like that?

19:42🔗 Drew There's no evidence that I know of to suggest that.

19:45🔗 Adam But you may mess your children up by just being the kind of dad you're going to be.

19:49🔗 Drew Just mess yourself.

19:50🔗 Caller No, no. I'll be a good dad.

19:52🔗 Drew Well, a good dad if you get into some kind of recovery. If you're trying...

19:55🔗 Caller Well, no. I am. I haven't used drugs for like two years.

19:57🔗 Drew Yeah, but you've got to get in a program.

19:59🔗 Caller I was. I was in AA.

20:00🔗 Drew Well, was in AA is not in AA.

20:02🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, I mean, I drink.

20:05🔗 Drew That's what I'm talking about. You're going to slipping back down that slope.

20:09🔗 Adam You make a pretty strong case for yourself, though, Brian.

20:12🔗 Drew Brian, you've got to get into a program.

20:13🔗 Adam You were in AA, but you do a little bit drinking, a little bit of drinking, but you're doing fine.

20:17🔗 Drew That's how you're going to mess your kids up, right there. You've got to get in recovery and stay in recovery. Now, in terms of your mood, it's going to be screwed up potentially permanently from that ketamine, like other hallucinogens, although ketamine is a little different. It's actually dissociative anesthetic.

20:31🔗 Adam It's for-

20:32🔗 Drew I've seen little personality changes and some, what I consider mood changes that are biological, be above and beyond what you'd expect. I think the ketamines do that.

20:40🔗 Adam What is that ketamine?

20:42🔗 Drew It was used as a tranquilizer, as an anesthetic for adolescents. Makes people be out of body.

20:47🔗 Adam Oh, really? I'm going to try some of that. Carl?

20:51🔗 Yes.

20:52🔗 Adam You're 14? You, what's up?

20:56🔗 Caller Well, let me give you a little bit of background. I masturbate a lot.

21:01🔗 Adam Well, that's Jack around.

21:03🔗 Caller Yeah, and I have an arc penis to prove it, so that's cool. About a week ago, I used this lime hand lotion.

21:12🔗 Drew Lime? Lime away?

21:13🔗 Caller Like what?

21:15🔗 Drew L-Y-M-E or L-I-M-E?

21:17🔗 Caller L-I-M-E, like citrus.

21:19🔗 Caller Right.

21:20🔗 Caller And it was like, scented like that, and I used it about a week ago, and it was kind of new for me, because I didn't really like to use a lubricant or something.

21:26🔗 Caller Sure.

21:28🔗 Caller And I stopped it, like I only used it once, and the scent's still there, and I was wondering what's up with that, like.

21:35🔗 Adam Well, are you actually reaching down and smelling your penis, or are you just smelling your hand?

21:39🔗 Caller Smelling my hand, actually.

21:40🔗 Adam Well, you had the lotion on your hand, right?

21:43🔗 Caller No, no, no, no, it's still like there today, like after I masturbate.

21:47🔗 Drew Well, what do you want us to do about it? What can we do for you?

21:49🔗 Adam Well, I want to come over there with like moist towelette and wipe your Johnson down.

21:54🔗 Caller Well, I was wondering if there's anything like I could do to get rid of the scent or is it normal or is it like something to worry about?

21:59🔗 Adam Oh, shut up.

22:00🔗 Drew It's nothing to worry about.

22:01🔗 Adam What the hell is this show turned into?

22:04🔗 Drew Nothing to worry about.

22:05🔗 Adam Guy puts a pina colada, the hand lotion on his Johnson. Now, magically, his penis smells like a pina colada. You know, it's something to worry about. You worry about your Johnson getting attacked by bees, you idiots. What do you think Drew's going to say? This is as big an emergency as I've heard of in my 17 years plus as a physician. You must be airlifted to a naval base immediately. Idiot, take a shower. I've had enough of our callers.

22:41🔗 Drew You better go get another beer.

22:43🔗 Adam I need a hair from the dog that bit me. I'm getting surly.

22:47🔗 Caller Wow.

22:49🔗 Drew I rarely recommend that to alcoholics, but in this case.

22:52🔗 Adam You know, to get me through the night.

22:53🔗 Drew Yeah, I got to get through. I see spouses of alcoholics feed alcoholic spouses.

22:58🔗 Adam When I was 14, I didn't have as big a vocabulary, but I wasn't a retard. Do you know what I mean?

23:05🔗 Drew You get tired.

23:06🔗 Adam Like at 14, you had the ability to think, didn't you, in reason? Like if there was a flame and you put your hand over it, you would burn yourself and move your hand away from the flame.

23:17🔗 Drew You wouldn't go back to the flame.

23:18🔗 Adam Wouldn't go back over the flame again, would you?

23:20🔗 Drew Ouch!

23:21🔗 Adam You may not have known as much about politics or history or women, but you could figure out that if you put lime smelling hand lotion on your penis and it smelled like lime an hour later, that maybe that was just some residue from the lotion and that the lotion wasn't something that was impregnated with some sort of carcinogen that would cause your penis to fall off. The hell goes on on this show, Drew? I'll tell you what I'm going to tell my kid. I've got to tell him two things.

23:52🔗 Drew Don't use Prowl.

23:53🔗 Adam Forget about the first thing and don't whack off with Prowl. That's right, Drew. Do not use shampoo to masturbate. Every kid makes that mistake. There's not a kid in America. As a matter of fact, if someone's going to do one of these PSAs, forget about airplane turbulence or being pickpocketed or frosty, the fire-starting elf or whoever, Smokey the Bear, whack it off with shampoo. That's the PSA. That's the PSA I'd like to hear.

24:25🔗 Drew I have a Prowl bottle talking to you. A computer-generated Prowl bottle that's sort of hourglass-shaped.

24:30🔗 Adam Pauly, the talking Prowl bottle.

24:31🔗 Sisqó Hey, Gitties.

24:33🔗 Caller Don't use me on your Johnson.

24:39🔗 Adam All right. We're going to take a little break. Cisco is here from Drew Hill. He's arrived. We will take a little break, then we'll bring him in here, and we'll get back to the show after this.

24:48🔗 Caller We about to get funky, yo.

24:51🔗 Caller This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191.

24:54🔗 Drew Oh, we'll be right back.

25:23🔗 Adam It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Cisco is here from Drew Hill, lead singer Drew Hill, and Unleash the Dragon is the name of the new CD.

25:37🔗 Caller Yes.

25:38🔗 Adam Out recently. You went to Next Friday today?

25:41🔗 Sisqó Yeah, I just went to the premiere.

25:43🔗 Adam How was it?

25:43🔗 Sisqó It was actually pretty good. I mean, you know, I kind of went into the movie like, you know, hey, Chris isn't in it, it's not going to be good. But it actually was. So I was pleasantly surprised.

25:53🔗 Adam I like the first one. And I wouldn't think of Ice Cube as a guy who would sit down and pen a comedy. I mean, you know what I mean?

26:02🔗 Caller It was actually funny, though.

26:04🔗 Adam I don't know, the guy's multi-talented. Yeah, that's pretty good. Sisqo is going to be presenting at the American Music Awards, which is coming up next week.

26:15🔗 Sisqó And next week, my album will be platinum.

26:17🔗 Adam Oh, really?

26:17🔗 Sisqó Yes.

26:18🔗 Adam How do you know? What if no one buys another one starting now?

26:23🔗 Drew It's on schedule to be platinum.

26:24🔗 Caller Well, actually, you know what?

26:25🔗 Sisqó It's like a lot of people don't know that you actually get the reports the week before.

26:29🔗 Drew They buy them. And also, it's based on what they order, too, and how they're sold.

26:33🔗 Sisqó You ship. Okay, we ship platinum, but as of next week, it'll...

26:39🔗 Drew Sold platinum.

26:40🔗 Caller Yeah, we'll sell platinum.

26:41🔗 Drew Sold through.

26:41🔗 Adam You know what would be funny? If you shipped platinum and they gave you the award and then the store shipped them back and you took the award, that wouldn't happen.

26:49🔗 Sisqó That would be terrible.

26:50🔗 Drew No, I think that's why they wait to give the award till they sell.

26:53🔗 Adam Yeah. Platinum is a million, right?

26:55🔗 Sisqó Yeah.

26:56🔗 Adam Right?

26:56🔗 Sisqó That's a good start when your album's only been out three weeks.

26:59🔗 Adam Wow. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? Yeah. We haven't sold them. We couldn't sell a million toothpicks in five years.

27:05🔗 Drew We need to form a band. We should have thought of this a long time ago.

27:07🔗 Adam I told you we should start a band. I told you that three years ago.

27:11🔗 Sisqó What will the name of the band be?

27:13🔗 Adam Well, I was thinking of going with a hard rock sort of metal edge. I was thinking of calling us Narthex. I don't know what it means, but it sounds real edgy. And these guys are a narthex. We're big crucifixes. Sounds about right. You grow your hair out.

27:29🔗 Drew I grow my hair out?

27:30🔗 Adam Yeah. And then I was thinking, I was thinking if we went like a kind of country western thing, where we sung a lot about drinking, we go with severe tire damage.

27:43🔗 Drew How about just road kill? I don't get it.

27:44🔗 Adam I don't get it either, but I think it would.

27:46🔗 Sisqó But it just sounds about right.

27:48🔗 Adam Okay. Absolutely. All right.

27:51🔗 Sisqó So we're going to get into some juicy.

27:53🔗 Adam Yes.

27:53🔗 Sisqó I don't want it to be juicy in the room.

27:56🔗 Adam We're going to hear something off of Unleash the Dragon, which is Sisqo's new CD. But we'll take some phone calls and then we'll get to that. Andrea?

28:05🔗 Yes.

28:05🔗 Adam You're 28?

28:07🔗 Caller Yes.

28:07🔗 Adam What's up?

28:08🔗 Caller Well, I wanted to thank you guys for, you helped me last a couple of years ago.

28:13🔗 Drew Wow, a couple of years ago.

28:14🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, it's been about it. Yeah, about two years. I called and I don't know, you guys kind of figured out that I was, without me saying anything, figured out that I had been molested and everything like that.

28:28🔗 Adam Well, to be fair, we make that guess when anyone calls.

28:33🔗 Caller No, because you were guessing other people.

28:35🔗 Adam Okay, so you got molested, you called two years ago. Now?

28:39🔗 Caller Well, you kind of, you know, I was in an abusive relationship and...

28:43🔗 Adam Right.

28:43🔗 Caller I mean, other things led to it, but it...

28:46🔗 Drew Did you get out?

28:47🔗 Caller Definitely, yes.

28:48🔗 Drew Congratulations.

28:49🔗 Adam That's good.

28:49🔗 Caller Everything's going really good.

28:51🔗 Drew Now, how do you, let me ask you this, how do you prevent making that same mistake again? Or have you already made it?

29:01🔗 Caller Not really.

29:02🔗 Drew Because theoretically, right, that same stuff is going on in you. You learn a little bit, and you may be a little more careful.

29:08🔗 Caller I keep falling back into a similar situation.

29:11🔗 Drew Right.

29:12🔗 Caller I realize that it's bad, and I leave.

29:14🔗 Drew Okay. So you've made a couple of your radars bent, too, so you sort of choose the wrong guys.

29:18🔗 Caller I always... I seem to pick the wrong guy. I don't know why.

29:22🔗 Drew Well, at least you're taking that responsibility. Most people, like Andrew, will go, they always find me. I understand it.

29:26🔗 Caller Oh, no. No, I pick them.

29:28🔗 Adam All right. So where are you now?

29:30🔗 Caller I'm... I've started to go to the university. I'm going to college now, and I've decided to become celibate because I think that's the best way. Wow.

29:39🔗 Drew That's good to grow and learn about yourself. And when you get back, just realize if you're really attracted, you're probably a bad guy.

29:46🔗 Sisqó Man, can I ask a question? How do you just up and stop once you've started?

29:52🔗 Caller It's not easy. I... That was my other question. I have a friend that I... He's like a really great friend and we used to sleep together and it was one of those bad situations all over again.

30:05🔗 Drew Sounds like a great friend.

30:06🔗 Adam Yeah.

30:07🔗 Caller Well, no, it was not like he was abusive. It was... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

30:13🔗 Adam So you want to sleep with him?

30:14🔗 Caller No. He wants to be my friend, but every time I hang out with him, he wants to get me in bed. He's like, no, no, no, no.

30:23🔗 Sisqó Once you go there, it's kind of like...

30:25🔗 Drew He's looking for maintenance plan.

30:26🔗 Caller Is it possible for a guy to keep you ever to your friend?

30:29🔗 Adam Listen, guys think they can have sex with anyone they've ever... I tried to have sex with my mom just because I saw her vagina once when I was born.

30:35🔗 Sisqó Oh, my God.

30:36🔗 Adam I really did. I thought I got my head down there once, I can do it again.

30:40🔗 Sisqó Oh, my gracious. Man, I'm...

30:42🔗 Adam She should have went C-section.

30:43🔗 Sisqó I can speak from experience that once you've had sex with somebody, it's kind of like, you know, you always think it's kind of like a free pass for the ass.

30:53🔗 Adam Yeah, that's why you should never let any of your wife's ex-boyfriend show up at like the wedding.

31:01🔗 Drew Yeah.

31:01🔗 Adam They'll think they can nail her like right by the punch bowl while you're taking pictures with somebody else.

31:06🔗 Drew And for a guy, correct me if I'm wrong, but the idea of now suddenly closing that down like doesn't make sense. It's like, well, wait a minute.

31:14🔗 Adam Yeah, see, here's the way guys look at sex. The hard part is the first time. Once you've gotten through that part, you know, bought some dinner, laid out some BS, got them naked, got them drunk, the whole thing. Once you've done all that legwork, then you should be able to just keep going back.

31:30🔗 Sisqó Yeah, that's kind of the general idea.

31:32🔗 Drew Right.

31:32🔗 Sisqó I would definitely...

31:33🔗 Drew It doesn't make sense to a guy to stop that.

31:36🔗 Adam No. And if you're planning on being celibate, you should not hang around with the guy who wants to be friends but magically wants to have sex.

31:42🔗 Drew Magically.

31:42🔗 Sisqó But there's always masturbation.

31:44🔗 Adam That's right.

31:45🔗 Sisqó Safe as sex.

31:46🔗 Adam Oh, there certainly is. Man, you're 23. Yeah. What's up?

31:51🔗 Caller Okay. This is probably not the best question you guys have had, but I was just wondering if foot size is related to the size of a man's penis. Because I have large feet and I'm large, and I'm just wondering if that's the way it is.

32:02🔗 Drew How big are your feet? How big are your feet?

32:04🔗 Caller I wear 17 in sneakers and a 15 in Tripolian boots.

32:08🔗 Sisqó Whoa. Man.

32:09🔗 Adam How big is the rest of you?

32:11🔗 Caller I'm 6'3, 225, 230.

32:14🔗 Sisqó Wow.

32:15🔗 Adam And how big is the genesis?

32:16🔗 Sisqó Are you a pro wrestler?

32:17🔗 Caller No.

32:18🔗 Adam How big is the penis?

32:20🔗 Caller 10 and a quarter by 6 and a half.

32:22🔗 Adam Wow. I'm leaving.

32:24🔗 Sisqó I'm intimidated.

32:25🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, Sisqo is black and he's running for the hills. That's bad news.

32:32🔗 Sisqó I don't think that's true, man, because I got little feet and.

32:37🔗 Adam Listen, I got to ask Sisqo about that. Here's my theory. I got two theories on the black man and the penis. One is I think they're bigger. I mean, I just think they're bigger. I just think God just dealt them that. He said all the oppression and all the being held up in a white manner. Give him a big dork. Cut him a break. Come on. What cruel irony to be a slave, be oppressed right in the back of the bus, and have a small Johnson.

33:06🔗 Sisqó No, that just wouldn't have worked.

33:08🔗 Adam There's no way.

33:10🔗 Sisqó Had to give us something.

33:11🔗 Adam Not good God-fearing people. The blacks love God. There's no way God is going to screw them with the small penis. So that's one theory. My other theory, and it is the theory, and this is why I think most white people think black people have big penises.

33:25🔗 Drew This is your porn theory?

33:26🔗 Adam This is my porn theory. Because white guys, we like to watch the porn movies, you know, and they let the black guys in the porn movies, but only the black guys with the big penises.

33:35🔗 Sisqó Really, really long.

33:36🔗 Adam Yeah, because you ain't making it into a porn movie, the black dude with a small to medium penis. We got no use for you.

33:43🔗 Sisqó Yeah, I mean, are those things real?

33:45🔗 Adam Because that's my question. They're real, but they're real big.

33:48🔗 Sisqó I don't know. I mean, I got a cousin. No, I don't know. Let me get off of that.

33:54🔗 Adam The point is, it's the only black penis that most white guys see is via the porn movie, but they're huge. See, when a white guy watches a porn movie, sees a black guy, and he just figured they just went and got him. You know, just this guy hanging out on the corner. Hey, you want to bang some white chicks? Well, that's not true.

34:11🔗 Sisqó That's not true, because I have a couple of friends and I know a few females, and I got some guys that have what we call the charge.

34:18🔗 Adam Really?

34:19🔗 Sisqó Yeah, down in the hood with the homies. We call it the charge, when somebody says you got a little one.

34:25🔗 Adam Well, let me ask you.

34:27🔗 Sisqó Have I gotten the charge?

34:28🔗 Adam Here's my other theory. My other theory with the black penis is this, and this I don't think you can argue with. Okay. Okay. When you see a guy from Wisconsin during the winter, and he takes his shirt off, and he's white as it goes, he has pink nipples, it doesn't matter how good a build he has, he still looks kind of sloppy and undefined, right? Black men look defined. That's why bodybuilders, they lay out in the sun all day long. They go down to Venice Beach. Bodybuilders are always tan. Yeah. Like white bodybuilders are black. They're so tan, right? Because the darkness shows off the definition. So you look at some pink lily white penis, it's going to look soft, it's going to look small. But you see the black penis, you see all the stridations, all the definition, veins coming through, bicep down in there, flexing. You know what I'm saying?

35:20🔗 Sisqó It's kind of just showing them, oh, just kind of, okay.

35:24🔗 Adam I swear if you took a black penis and a white penis that weighed the exact same amount and were the same length, then the black ones would probably look longer. All chocolatey brown and glistening. Put some cocoa butter on there. And the white guy's just pink.

35:39🔗 Caller Hey, kind of like the guy that just got off the phone.

35:41🔗 Adam Looks like flour, yeah. It's going to look smaller.

35:45🔗 Sisqó All right, so that's your theory.

35:46🔗 Adam In less dangerous.

35:47🔗 Sisqó In theory.

35:49🔗 Adam I don't know if you can argue with the color part, but the size, I think you could.

35:52🔗 Sisqó Well, I just wanted to answer this question. I think the foot thing is totally out the window, because I got little teeny feet.

35:59🔗 Drew Yeah, and we've seen very, very, we've talked to very, very large men with not so big a penis.

36:04🔗 Adam That's right.

36:05🔗 Sisqó Yeah.

36:05🔗 Drew With giant feet.

36:06🔗 Sisqó I mean, yeah, pro wrestlers.

36:07🔗 Adam That is bad news, too. It's bad news, too, because women expect it.

36:11🔗 Drew Do you remember the rumor we heard? Wasn't even a rumor.

36:15🔗 Sisqó What was the rumor?

36:16🔗 Adam I don't want to mention any names, but a certain player for the Los Angeles Lakers.

36:22🔗 Sisqó Oh, no. He got the charge?

36:24🔗 Adam He got the charge.

36:24🔗 Sisqó Oh, not the charge. The charge is the worst thing in the world.

36:28🔗 Adam He got the platinum card with that charge. Yeah, we were talking to a gal who was with him.

36:35🔗 Sisqó Oh, no.

36:36🔗 Adam And I said to her, imagine that guy, all seven foot, chasing around with that big black Johnson around the bedroom. And she turned to me during the commercial and she said, it's no big deal.

36:50🔗 Sisqó Oh, no. Oh, that's terrible. Wait a minute. But see, can you say the female?

36:57🔗 Adam Yeah.

36:58🔗 Sisqó The vagina, right? It kind of can handle anything.

37:02🔗 Adam That's right.

37:03🔗 Drew It can handle anything.

37:04🔗 Adam Or nothing.

37:04🔗 Drew We get way more complaints about too big than too small.

37:07🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:08🔗 Sisqó So, wait a minute, about the guys or the girls?

37:10🔗 Drew The girls complain about too big.

37:12🔗 Sisqó What about the guys complaining about the girls being too big?

37:15🔗 Drew No.

37:16🔗 Caller Never?

37:17🔗 Sisqó Oh, I hear that where I'm from.

37:19🔗 Adam Really?

37:19🔗 Sisqó They were like, man, and she was like this.

37:21🔗 Drew That's BS. That's BS. That's just guys talking.

37:24🔗 Sisqó I'm telling you.

37:24🔗 Drew That's just guys talking.

37:25🔗 Sisqó See, guys, seeing it.

37:26🔗 Adam Wait a minute, guys don't like to say that because it means they're too small. People do the math. They go, oh, she was real.

37:32🔗 Caller You do the math.

37:35🔗 Adam See, guys, you got to charge. Yeah, you got to charge, bro. Charlie, you're 14.

37:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

37:41🔗 Adam What's up?

37:43🔗 Caller I have intimacy problems with my girl.

37:46🔗 Caller What's going on?

37:48🔗 Caller You know, we hold hands and all that bit. I'm actually like snuggled. Then I want to kiss her, but I like her facial slapping or something. Wow.

38:01🔗 Adam Have you kissed her?

38:03🔗 Caller Not yet.

38:03🔗 Drew Have you kissed her on the cheek?

38:05🔗 Caller Huh?

38:05🔗 Drew Have you kissed her on the cheek?

38:08🔗 Caller What?

38:08🔗 Drew Have you kissed her on the cheek?

38:11🔗 Caller No.

38:11🔗 Drew Why don't you start with cheek pecking on the cheek, and I bet you she will not slug you if you do that. Don't touch me.

38:16🔗 Caller I'm going to kill you.

38:18🔗 Adam You're her girlfriend? You're her boyfriend?

38:20🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:20🔗 Adam She knows that?

38:22🔗 Drew Yeah.

38:23🔗 Adam Okay.

38:23🔗 Sisqó You know what? I have the remedy for this problem. You go out, you get my CD, and you play track number three.

38:32🔗 Drew Is that something we're going to listen to tonight?

38:33🔗 Sisqó You play track? No. Track number three is for the, that's only for the girlfriend and the boyfriend. That's the girlfriend and boyfriend thing. And it's kind of intimate. And then you got to have game, what we call game. And game is like when you kind of, you got to say the right things to it. You know, you got to kind of smooth her into the, I mean, that's the way I feel.

38:54🔗 Drew So she won't mind when you got the charge. So let's go to break and we'll hear a song after we go back.

38:59🔗 Adam That'll work. Oh, true. That is silky smooth. All right. Sisqo is here. From Dru Hill, of course, talking about his first solo album. We'll hear something off that when we return.

39:15🔗 Caller Loveline will be right back.

39:45🔗 Adam It is Loveline. Adam Corolla is Dr. Drew, Sisqo is here.

39:48🔗 Sisqó Wow, is that the theme music?

39:50🔗 Adam I don't know what riff that is.

39:51🔗 Sisqó It gets you really pumped up. I'm like, yeah, ready to talk, man.

39:55🔗 Adam Smashing pumpkins.

39:56🔗 Drew Hey, I was instructed to mention that tomorrow night on my webcast at 7.30 Pacific Time, Warren G will be joining me.

40:02🔗 Sisqó He wants it all.

40:03🔗 Drew drdrew.com, at the drdrew.com show, at drdrew.com, 7.30 streaming video. Just log on.

40:08🔗 Adam All right.

40:09🔗 Sisqó I just saw him too. He's cool.

40:11🔗 Adam You see him at the movie premiere?

40:12🔗 Sisqó Yeah, he was at the movie premiere with the Gs.

40:14🔗 Adam I'm sure he was all abuzz about doing the Dr. Drew video computer show tomorrow night. Hey, it's a cool thing. You know you've arrived when you go down to Pasadena and talk to Dr. Drew.

40:24🔗 Drew By the way, I noticed you realize you've never offered to do that show, by the way. It's too far.

40:29🔗 Adam Too far for me. I'm a big star. You talk to my people. Speaking of a big star, the Man Show is on tonight if you are listening to this show with the one day delay. Unacceptable. Chicago, New York, wherever the hell we're on in the one day delay.

40:43🔗 Sisqó I can't wait to see it. I just heard about it. I can't wait to see it. I hear that you get girls bouncing around and things.

40:48🔗 Adam On trampolines.

40:49🔗 Sisqó There you go.

40:50🔗 Adam Sisqo is here, by the way. Unleash the Dragon is the name of the CD. We'll take one call and then we'll hear the song.

40:55🔗 Sisqó All right.

40:56🔗 Adam Cynthia.

40:57🔗 Caller Hi.

40:57🔗 Adam You're 13. What's up?

40:58🔗 Caller Okay.

41:01🔗 Caller How do you go about knowing if you're pregnant?

41:04🔗 Drew How do you know if you're pregnant? You take a pregnancy test.

41:07🔗 Caller Okay. It was like three weeks ago.

41:10🔗 Drew That's okay. You can take a pregnancy test.

41:12🔗 Adam Did you miss your period?

41:14🔗 Caller Well, it hasn't come this month yet, but...

41:17🔗 Drew Is it due?

41:18🔗 Caller No. There's kind of like symptoms.

41:21🔗 Drew Like what?

41:22🔗 Adam Her callers have figured out new and diabolical ways to skirt the issue. Did you miss your period or is it not supposed to come yet?

41:31🔗 Caller It's not here yet, but...

41:33🔗 Drew Again, is it supposed to have come?

41:37🔗 Adam Or did you miss it?

41:38🔗 Caller No.

41:39🔗 Caller It comes on like the 20th.

41:41🔗 Drew Okay, so it's due on the 20th. You haven't yet missed it, but you had unprotected sex three weeks ago. Yeah, with a 27-year-old. With a 27-year-old.

41:51🔗 Sisqó I mean, sorry.

41:52🔗 Adam Unacceptable.

41:54🔗 Sisqó You're not supposed to react like that, right?

41:55🔗 Adam No, that's fine.

41:56🔗 Drew You react however you react. Yeah, and you're having some symptoms now. What are they?

41:59🔗 Caller Okay, weak bladder.

42:01🔗 Drew We should have a bladder infection.

42:04🔗 Caller Okay, throwing up a lot.

42:06🔗 Drew No, that's not good.

42:07🔗 Adam Throwing up a lot?

42:08🔗 Caller Yeah, like morning sickness, only not in the morning.

42:11🔗 Adam Do you get morning sickness two or three weeks into this?

42:14🔗 Drew Not usually.

42:15🔗 Caller I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

42:16🔗 Drew It could be psychological. Why couldn't this be all a urine infection?

42:21🔗 Caller I don't know.

42:23🔗 Drew Why don't you see a doctor about this?

42:25🔗 Caller Oh yeah, I'm going to tell my parents.

42:27🔗 Caller Maybe I have a urine infection, but then again, maybe I'm pregnant.

42:30🔗 Drew Well, if you're vomiting and having pain with urination, do you have any fever?

42:35🔗 Caller It's not pain. It's not fever. It's just...

42:38🔗 Sisqó Kind of going a lot.

42:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

42:41🔗 Drew Okay. And that means when it's... To put your vomit, it means the infection may be getting up into your kidneys. And that can kill you.

42:48🔗 Caller What?

42:49🔗 Drew It can kill you if the infection gets into the kidneys. That's why you've got to get it treated.

42:54🔗 Caller Okay, but how do I go about, like... If I am, okay, I'm not saying I am, and I'm not saying I'm not. But if I am, this guy is 27.

43:01🔗 Adam Hey, Cynthia?

43:03🔗 Caller Hello?

43:03🔗 Adam Cynthia?

43:04🔗 Caller Hi.

43:04🔗 Adam Let me get philosophical for just one second here.

43:08🔗 Caller Okay, I don't know what that is, but go for it.

43:10🔗 Adam Okay. Well, most, I'd say at least one-tenth of our listeners know what philosophical is. Let me say this.

43:17🔗 Sisqó He's gonna get deep on you.

43:18🔗 Adam I'm getting deep. And here's the bottom line, and I swear to God I'm right. Whether you're pregnant now or not is academic, because you will be pregnant by the time you're 15 anyway. You're 13, you're sleeping with a 27-year-old guy, you're having unprotected sex. I would bet my house that you will be knocked up at least once by the time you're 15 or 16. So you might as well just get it over with. You should hope you're pregnant.

43:47🔗 Drew How about getting to some treatment now?

43:49🔗 Caller How do I go about telling him he's 27-year-old, he has a kid?

43:53🔗 Sisqó Oh my God.

43:54🔗 Drew Here's how you tell him. You call the police and you let them deliver the message. Asshole.

43:59🔗 Caller Let's see, I'm not trying to get him in trouble because I was okay with this.

44:03🔗 Drew Why? At 13, you're not considered able to be okay with anything like this.

44:08🔗 Adam What's up with you, Cynthia? Why is your decision making so poor?

44:11🔗 Sisqó It's called denial.

44:12🔗 Drew Why are you such a victim? Who else has victimized you?

44:15🔗 Caller From me.

44:16🔗 Drew Who else has victimized you?

44:17🔗 Caller There's been a few other guys.

44:19🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:19🔗 Drew At what age did this all start?

44:21🔗 Caller Just started at 12 and a half.

44:24🔗 Sisqó Once again, masturbation is always a...

44:26🔗 Caller I mean, if you love the sensation, you might love it.

44:29🔗 Caller That's not low.

44:31🔗 Caller That's not really low.

44:31🔗 Drew I wouldn't sink to masturbation, but the sex of the 27-year-old.

44:34🔗 Adam Hey, seriously, Cynthia, where's your dad?

44:36🔗 Caller Wow.

44:37🔗 Caller In his bed, sleeping.

44:38🔗 Adam What did he do to you?

44:40🔗 Drew Did he beat you or something?

44:42🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, he's still bed.

44:43🔗 Drew Well, that's what we're picking up on. And that's why somebody when you were 19, when you were 12, raped you, right?

44:49🔗 Caller He didn't rape me.

44:50🔗 Drew But he was 19.

44:51🔗 Caller He was 27. Well...

44:53🔗 Adam How old?

44:53🔗 Drew When you were 12, how old was that guy?

44:55🔗 Caller 16.

44:56🔗 Drew 16.

44:57🔗 Adam All right. Well, the point is she's 13 now. It's... She's sleeping with a 27. Hey, Cynthia.

45:01🔗 Drew Got to get some help, Cynthia.

45:02🔗 Adam Listen to me. Honey, don't get pregnant. Please get on birth control. You're going to act out. There's nothing we can do about that. But let's...

45:10🔗 Drew Well, let's get her some help, huh?

45:11🔗 Sisqó There's a lot of other things to do, too.

45:13🔗 Adam Listen. Listen, all you screwball dads out there who don't take care of your daughters.

45:18🔗 Drew Here it is, Cynthia.

45:20🔗 Adam This is what happens. Do not mess with your daughters because it will come back to haunt you. I mean, look at it this way, guys. Every guy, I believe, who has a young... who has a daughter, gives, you know, fathers a daughter, his biggest... his biggest fear is her turning into sort of the town slut.

45:40🔗 Sisqó Yeah.

45:41🔗 Adam It really is.

45:42🔗 Sisqó I have a daughter myself, and I'm just like... that's why I'm kind of speechless over here.

45:46🔗 Adam How old is she?

45:46🔗 Sisqó Five.

45:47🔗 Adam Okay. Still time. Still time to send her away and have her raised properly. Listen, I swear, Sisqo, I do this show, I do it every night. I talk to these girls every night. Here's the deal. Either your daughter gets her attention from you, or she will find it from someone else very soon. This is how little girls work.

46:11🔗 Sisqó Fatherhood 101. Daddy, if daddy don't love them, if daddy don't give them attention, if daddy beats on them, they will find it somewhere else.

46:20🔗 Drew All right, we gotta hear a song.

46:22🔗 Adam Wow, I know it. All right, this is-

46:24🔗 Sisqó I ask for deep, you give me deep.

46:26🔗 Adam There you go. This is from Sisqo's latest solo project, and this one is called Got to Get It.

46:34🔗 Sisqó See what I want to do.

49:19🔗 Adam That is a guess tonight. That would be Sisqó from Unleash the Dragon. Man, that's that. We're not used to actually having talent on this show. We have people that sell records and make money, but that's actually singing going on there.

49:33🔗 Sisqó Thank you, thank you.

49:33🔗 Drew He's dancing in the studio.

49:34🔗 Sisqó Yeah, the one thing you can't be taught to do and that's sing.

49:38🔗 Drew You can't be taught to do?

49:38🔗 Sisqó Yeah, you can.

49:39🔗 Adam Man, do I know it. Man, do I know it. Because every time I do karaoke, that's what I think about.

49:44🔗 Drew So does everybody else.

49:47🔗 Adam Yeah, but at least they can run. You don't have to be taught how to do that. All right. Wouldn't it be cool?

49:53🔗 Caller The sound effects, I love the sound effects.

49:56🔗 Adam The claps are the greatest. We got to go to commercial. I'm going to find out if Sisqo ever does karaoke because if I could sing and I could really sing, I'd be doing karaoke every night at every Hole in the Wall bar in town.

50:07🔗 Caller Why? To just make everybody listen?

50:08🔗 Adam Just to say, I can sing! That's what I'd be doing. All right, we'll be back after this.

50:15🔗 Caller Let's have some more fun.

50:17🔗 Okay, let's do it.

50:19🔗 Caller Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

50:55🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.

51:18🔗 Adam Yeah, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Sisqo's our guest tonight. From Drew Hill, but he has himself a solo project out. In the top right now. Unleash the Dragon. That's right. Yeah. And it is going platinum. So...

51:34🔗 Sisqó Yep, next week.

51:36🔗 Caller Thank you, thank you.

51:37🔗 Sisqó I love it. But they just stopped, though, right?

51:40🔗 Caller Yeah, it's great. Okay, cut.

51:44🔗 Adam Now, who do you figure, do you figure a lot of Dru Hill fans are buying the CD?

51:51🔗 Sisqó Yeah, they're pretty much the ones just buying it right now. And because of the success of the Wawa West, we got a whole other audience that's kind of like, hey, this kid's kind of good. Right. So it's like, that's probably why it went platinum so fast. So I definitely think it's probably a combination of the two. The first week it was probably like the Dru Hill fans, but for it to go platinum and it's only been out for like three weeks, I don't think I did that on my own.

52:19🔗 Adam What's going on with Dru Hill?

52:21🔗 Sisqó Dru Hill, the next song you'll hear from Dru Hill will be either on the Nutty Professor II soundtrack or the Rush Hour II soundtrack.

52:30🔗 Adam I loved Nutty Professor, by the way.

52:33🔗 Sisqó Man, I saw footage from the new one and it looks really real. Man, Eddie outdid himself.

52:38🔗 Drew He's back.

52:39🔗 Sisqó He's back.

52:40🔗 Adam Eddie Murphy is an amazingly talented guy, but it doesn't mean everything he does is good. But the Nutty Professor was really funny.

52:50🔗 Drew I think he does so much, he sort of checks out some of it.

52:54🔗 Adam It's almost like-

52:55🔗 Drew He's not involved in some of it.

52:57🔗 Sisqó He was involved with this one.

52:58🔗 Drew Wait till you see the new one. It seemed like he was just checked out.

53:00🔗 Adam Well, he was cruising. It was like the thing about Eddie Murphy movies is you've got to time them. It's like, okay, he did the funny one. Let's let these two go by. And now we'll go see the fourth one. Because he was just winding down from the last one and gearing up for the next. Meanwhile, he's done two movies in between.

53:18🔗 Sisqó Yeah, that was just for the check.

53:20🔗 Adam But it's weird. Does a guy like that, does he love working so much or does he love money so much? I mean, he's got to have enough money.

53:29🔗 Sisqó The other day, he's like, hey, I'm Eddie. And I'm like, I could do this if I want to or I could not do it. He was joking, but it was truth in the joke. He didn't really have to do it.

53:40🔗 Adam He can do whatever he wants, but to me, if I was in that position, I would just do the funny movie every three years.

53:46🔗 Sisqó There you go. And the crappy ones kind of just leave out.

53:50🔗 Adam Yeah, just relax. Stay home.

53:51🔗 Sisqó Same as somebody else.

53:52🔗 Adam Pick up a transvestite every good time, whatever. Or two. Then do the funny. Then come back and do the funny. But then that would screw my timing up because I'd be going, seeing Eddie Murphy movie every nine years instead of every three years.

54:04🔗 Drew Maybe you'd be afraid that you're sort of lose a connection with an audience or something.

54:08🔗 Adam I guess he does not want to be out of there for too long.

54:11🔗 Sisqó Hey guys, shouldn't we be talking to some people?

54:13🔗 Adam Yeah, you're right. Erica. Hello. Claps. I love the claps. I'm sorry, Erica. You're 17. What's up?

54:22🔗 Caller I just want to say Sisqo, your CD is hot and I love your new hair color.

54:26🔗 Caller Thank you.

54:27🔗 Drew Platinum to match his record.

54:29🔗 Sisqó I love the claps. I'm sorry. Okay.

54:31🔗 Adam What's going on?

54:32🔗 Caller My question is, when I give oral sex, I only get halfway and I start gagging.

54:37🔗 Drew You're 17, okay?

54:39🔗 Adam Right.

54:40🔗 Caller I just want to know if you have any tips on-

54:42🔗 Drew Yeah, don't do that.

54:44🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute.

54:45🔗 Drew I mean, don't-

54:45🔗 Adam What do you mean halfway? Halfway down the penis?

54:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

54:49🔗 Drew That would be normal by the way.

54:51🔗 Adam Hey, listen, man. I tried to brush my tongue today and almost vomited in the sink. I couldn't imagine blowing a guy.

54:59🔗 Drew Somebody told you.

55:01🔗 Sisqó What happened?

55:02🔗 Adam You know what I'm saying?

55:03🔗 Drew You don't brush your tongue without somebody saying, hey, hey, Adam.

55:07🔗 Adam No, last, my dentist is the world's most insulting dentist. My dentist has told me two or three things. First, he said to me when I was in there, you know, mouth open, he's got the flashlight in there, and he goes, you chewed tobacco? I go, no. Oh. Oh, my goodness. I thought that is a bad ass sign when your dentist asks you if you dip. Number one, the number two thing he said to me was, he looked at my teeth and he goes, are you in a lot of pain? I go, not particularly, and he goes, man, you got a high threshold. I thought, oh, that's bad. It's bad when a guy is shining a flash on your mouth going, how come you're not crying? Wow. The number three thing he said to me was, he looked at my tongue and he went-

55:55🔗 Sisqó He's still going, this guy.

55:56🔗 Adam He went, yeah, you got to- Well, these are three different times, but I remember all of them. I don't remember- See, you're thinking you got to learn about me, Sisqó. I don't remember any compliments. I only remember the bad things.

56:05🔗 Sisqó Oh, okay. So there was no kind of moment to flip the finger. It was just kind of-

56:10🔗 Adam He said, you got to brush your tongue, man. And I said, really? I didn't know you brush your tongue. Oh, yeah.

56:17🔗 Caller You didn't know that?

56:17🔗 Adam I didn't know until like six months ago.

56:19🔗 Sisqó Oh, that's player rule number one.

56:21🔗 Adam You got to brush your tongue.

56:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

56:22🔗 Sisqó I gave you the whole player's manual.

56:24🔗 Adam My tongue looked like a carpet sample when I stuck it out. Look, it came from Carpeteria. I could actually flip it over and it'd be another- You had a whole bunch. Yeah, the padding was underneath it, and I had that tackless strip going around the base. Little Mexican guy throwing those knee things. Your mouth. It's boom, boom. Yeah. So I started to try, so I said, all right, I'll brush my tongue. So I put my tongue out, I take two swipes of the toothbrush.

56:50🔗 Sisqó And you start to gag.

56:51🔗 Adam Did you blow chunks? I start gagging this close to blowing on a toothbrush. So I could only imagine having a penis in my mouth.

56:58🔗 Sisqó Well, I don't know. Hey, Doc, I mean, you have any suggestions for after she gets a little older?

57:04🔗 Caller Well, I'm going to be 18 tomorrow.

57:07🔗 Sisqó Okay, you big girl now.

57:08🔗 Drew She doesn't have to put things way into her mouth. It's not important.

57:11🔗 Adam Let me explain the penis too, Erica.

57:14🔗 Caller Okay.

57:15🔗 Adam The stuff below the head of the penis is just there to hold the head up. It's only so we can get the head away from our body, that penis, that part is there.

57:26🔗 Caller But that's the magic spot.

57:28🔗 Adam Do you understand there's a lollipop and then there's a stick? That's just a stick.

57:33🔗 Sisqó We don't need anything with that. So just stay with the lolly and you're good to go.

57:38🔗 Adam That's right. That's what I wanted to say.

57:41🔗 Sisqó Because she's going to be 18, so I hope I didn't give her a bad advice.

57:46🔗 Adam Jason, you're 14. What's up?

57:48🔗 Caller Well, I got a question for Sisqo.

57:51🔗 Sisqó Hey, what's up, man?

57:54🔗 Caller How many of your songs from your album are out on singles? Because I don't really like to buy albums.

58:04🔗 Drew Oh, man.

58:05🔗 Sisqó I don't even have a single. I didn't put any singles.

58:08🔗 Drew Can you download MP3 or something?

58:10🔗 Sisqó Nope. Not on my album.

58:11🔗 Drew Really? How do you avoid that?

58:12🔗 Sisqó Because we kind of cut it all off. Because it's like I have approximately six, we put out approximately six songs and all of them went platinum. But then like our last album sold like two million. So I have like six million singles sold and like two million albums. So we didn't put any more singles out. But the album is dope. So, you know, we'll pick it up.

58:35🔗 Adam Let's get the album, Jason.

58:36🔗 Sisqó Come on. Let's pick it up.

58:37🔗 Drew It's a little less expensive as a single anyway.

58:38🔗 Sisqó It's kind of hot, though. You might, I mean, just, you know, if you don't like it, give it back. I'll give you your money back. Okay, I'm lying.

58:44🔗 Caller I also got a question for you.

58:45🔗 Adam Wait a second, wait a second. I want to just finish off this single thing because I haven't, the last single I bought was I Believe in Miracles by Hot Chocolate from 1976. I swear to God, it was that. I think the Seekers doing a Georgie Girl, what may have been like at 1969.

59:06🔗 Drew And then the Helen Redding King.

59:07🔗 Adam The whole thing. Yeah, I didn't know, I don't even know you could buy singles anymore. I would just, I just go buy CDs.

59:14🔗 Sisqó Yeah, me too.

59:14🔗 Adam What's the, is the single just a CD?

59:16🔗 Sisqó Well, you know what happens? You go and you hear this really great song and then you get the album and it's crap. And that happens a lot. And I know that that happened a lot. So on my album, I tried to kind of.

59:28🔗 Drew Hit all good songs.

59:29🔗 Sisqó Yeah, I tried to.

59:30🔗 Drew Jason, what's your other question?

59:32🔗 Caller Well, like, my question is for you, but I also want to tell you, like, I saw you on that show on Channel 4, like on CBS, NBC, I mean.

59:40🔗 Drew Yeah.

59:40🔗 Caller Like it was a teenage show or something.

59:41🔗 Drew Oh, that Saturday morning thing?

59:43🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:43🔗 Drew I guess that replayed recently.

59:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:46🔗 Drew Pretty lame, huh? Lame and boring. I do that best.

59:49🔗 Caller But like, my question for you is, like, I get often, like I get pains in my heart. Yeah. And like, they're like very sharp pains. And I get them maybe like once, between once a day and like once a week or so.

1:00:02🔗 Drew So pains in your chest does not mean you're having pains in your heart.

1:00:05🔗 Caller It's like right around the heart area.

1:00:07🔗 Drew Well, it's in your chest, right? And is there any tenderness in the chest wall at all, in that area? Does it hurt when you take a deep breath? Does it hurt when you take a deep breath?

1:00:16🔗 Caller Like when I'm having the pain, it hurts like a lot worse, like almost two times worse.

1:00:20🔗 Adam You're saying it hurts worse when you're having the pain?

1:00:22🔗 Caller Yeah, like if I inhale.

1:00:24🔗 Drew It hurts worse. Wait, here he goes. It hurts worse when you have a deep breath. And that's usually something called costochondritis, which is, in your age group, provided there are no other medical problems, usually inflammation of the rib muscles.

1:00:36🔗 Adam What is that when you feel, is that what that is when you feel that real sharp, like stabbing, and you think you're having a heart attack?

1:00:42🔗 Drew Stabbing is not heart.

1:00:44🔗 Caller I got to ask you a question, man.

1:00:45🔗 Drew Heart is like somebody sitting in your chair.

1:00:47🔗 Adam Oh, it's like a pressure.

1:00:48🔗 Drew Pressure pain.

1:00:48🔗 Sisqó I got to ask you a question, because I'm sitting here, and you see me looking at my boy when you answer that question.

1:00:52🔗 Drew Yeah, you guys look a little anxious.

1:00:53🔗 Sisqó Well, I'm just saying, so is that good for chicks? I mean, does a chick come up, I have this pain, and you just tell them what the problem is?

1:01:01🔗 Drew Oh, do I work that?

1:01:03🔗 Sisqó I mean, hey.

1:01:03🔗 Drew I've been married for 10 years.

1:01:05🔗 Caller Because I was fascinated just now.

1:01:07🔗 Drew That was pretty good.

1:01:08🔗 Sisqó I guess it's because you're a doctor.

1:01:09🔗 Adam Tyra Banks came in here, and Drew got her pants off.

1:01:12🔗 Sisqó Tyra Banks came in here, and you got her pants off?

1:01:17🔗 Adam That's right. He didn't even send over a drink.

1:01:21🔗 Sisqó I'm in the wrong profession. I need to be the doctor of love.

1:01:24🔗 Adam Let me tell you something about being a physician. You say to someone, hey, take your pants off. Supermodel or not, they have to take their pants off. Tyra Banks likes Drew, by the way.

1:01:35🔗 Sisqó Tyra Banks is what you call fly.

1:01:37🔗 Adam She? That's good, right?

1:01:39🔗 Sisqó Yeah, that's a good thing. It's not the charge.

1:01:44🔗 Adam She came in here, she was going to do the show. She felt really bad. She had food poisoning or something. Drew said, come in the next room. Come in the next room. Take the pants down. Took the pants down.

1:01:53🔗 Caller Are you serious? Is this a joke?

1:01:55🔗 Adam Then Drew took his pants down, which I thought was a little unprofessional, but I'm not a doctor. I don't know how it works. Who am I? Who am I to question that strategy? And he squeezed her abdomen a little, right? Did a little pushing on the abdomen. What were you looking for there, Drew?

1:02:10🔗 Drew She was sick.

1:02:12🔗 Adam Yeah, but why do you? Why do you got to? What are you pushing for? What are you looking for?

1:02:16🔗 Drew I can't remember. I guess I was trying to see if she was having a liver inflammation.

1:02:21🔗 Adam Oh, I see.

1:02:21🔗 Sisqó Doc, I got a question. All right. I know we're supposed to be answering the fans' questions.

1:02:25🔗 Drew She was vomiting and she had diarrhea. It was a big mess.

1:02:28🔗 Sisqó I got a question.

1:02:29🔗 Adam I don't want to hear about Tyra Banks' diarrhea.

1:02:31🔗 Sisqó I don't think she's ever made a move.

1:02:33🔗 Drew I know, but think about how cool it was she came in here in that condition.

1:02:36🔗 Adam Tyra Banks lets little pink pellets go. She does not have diarrhea. Little square pink cubes come out of it. She stacks them. She neatly stacks them in the corner.

1:02:49🔗 Sisqó In the toilet.

1:02:50🔗 Drew That's right.

1:02:51🔗 Sisqó But man, I really have a question. I was just curious. When a really beautiful woman comes in and you got to examine her, and you examine her and she takes a closeup of whatever, and you don't get an erection?

1:03:04🔗 Drew No, no, no. You got a job to do.

1:03:08🔗 Sisqó Man. You can just turn it off like that.

1:03:11🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:11🔗 Drew You got a lot riding on it.

1:03:12🔗 Adam His wife is listening to the show.

1:03:14🔗 Drew No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Seriously. I mean, you got to behave importantly. I mean, people put a lot of trust in your hands.

1:03:23🔗 Sisqó Yeah.

1:03:23🔗 Adam But listen, Drew.

1:03:24🔗 Sisqó So you're just focused in you. You're focused. That's good. He's a professional. He's a professional, ladies and gentlemen.

1:03:29🔗 Adam And you can't get an erection when you're wearing those surgical scrubs either. Okay. I'm sorry. You can't just go right through those. I actually ripped through that material, right?

1:03:38🔗 Sisqó Man.

1:03:38🔗 Adam That's your ultimate nightmare, isn't it?

1:03:40🔗 Sisqó I was always curious because when my girl goes to the doctor, I feel kind of intimidated.

1:03:47🔗 Adam Well, like the gynecologist?

1:03:48🔗 Sisqó Yeah. I'm like, he's looking in there.

1:03:50🔗 Drew You can be in the room with her if you want. She wants.

1:03:51🔗 Adam Oh, no. I want to be the gynecologist.

1:03:54🔗 Sisqó You want it.

1:03:55🔗 Adam Me and the guy.

1:03:55🔗 Sisqó No way. Me and the guy and he's going outside.

1:03:57🔗 Drew You get used to that when your wife has kids. You're in the room then.

1:04:01🔗 Sisqó Wow.

1:04:02🔗 Drew Right?

1:04:02🔗 Adam No.

1:04:03🔗 Sisqó I'm sorry. Let's take another question.

1:04:04🔗 Adam No. You don't go to the gynecologist.

1:04:06🔗 Sisqó I don't even want to think about my girl and another guy just kind of probing the area.

1:04:11🔗 Drew I just wanted to sort of prove to yourself that everything's okay.

1:04:14🔗 Adam Probing. Forget about probing. You know when you had to get like a spoon out of the garbage disposal? You pull your sleeve way up and you stick your hand down in there. That ain't probing. That's stabbing.

1:04:25🔗 Sisqó Oh, my goodness.

1:04:26🔗 Adam No way.

1:04:28🔗 Sisqó I don't want to think about it.

1:04:29🔗 Adam Does your girl have a male gynecologist? Yeah. See, that's not right.

1:04:34🔗 Sisqó He's asking her about like her personal life and things.

1:04:38🔗 Drew We need separation.

1:04:39🔗 Adam It'll help her.

1:04:40🔗 Drew Billy.

1:04:40🔗 Adam Are you receiving much oral sex? I see.

1:04:44🔗 Drew Billy's 22. Billy? That's the end of Billy.

1:04:48🔗 Caller I'm just kind of curious. I can't talk to or have any sort of relationship with someone after I have sex with them.

1:04:58🔗 Sisqó Wow. I know how that feels.

1:05:01🔗 Drew You're gay.

1:05:02🔗 Adam And yeah. Are you gay?

1:05:04🔗 Caller Wait a second. I just said I know how it feels.

1:05:07🔗 Sisqó I'm not gay.

1:05:08🔗 Adam No, not you. Okay, cool.

1:05:09🔗 Sisqó You know what?

1:05:10🔗 Caller It doesn't matter. I've had sex with both.

1:05:13🔗 Sisqó Whoa.

1:05:14🔗 Adam And men and women.

1:05:16🔗 Caller Men and women.

1:05:17🔗 Adam And you can't talk to either one of them?

1:05:19🔗 Caller No.

1:05:19🔗 Drew Are you disgusted by your partner or yourself?

1:05:21🔗 Sisqó He's just bored.

1:05:23🔗 Caller Well, both.

1:05:24🔗 Drew Both what? Bored and disgusted.

1:05:27🔗 Caller I am disgusted with my partner. I'm disgusted with myself. Yeah.

1:05:32🔗 Drew You have some very, very serious issues as it pertains to your sexuality, right?

1:05:37🔗 Caller About what?

1:05:38🔗 Drew Something happened to you.

1:05:39🔗 Adam What happened to you?

1:05:43🔗 Caller Lots of stuff happened to me.

1:05:45🔗 Drew All right.

1:05:45🔗 Adam Well, tell us the good stuff.

1:05:48🔗 Caller I was molested when I was six and when I was four and when I was 16. All right.

1:05:55🔗 Drew So there's obviously there's plenty of reason for you to have all kinds of awful feelings as it pertains to yourself as a sexual person, right?

1:06:03🔗 Adam Who molested you?

1:06:06🔗 Caller A family friend, my brother's friend, and a friend of mine.

1:06:10🔗 Drew Not only that, it recalls all those awful feelings about other people who you engage in sex with. So you obviously have some of that feeling projected onto whoever your partners are.

1:06:21🔗 Adam Hey, Billy?

1:06:22🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:06:22🔗 Adam Listen, when horrible things like this happen to you in your youth, all bets are off. I mean, you're just not going to have a good, healthy, normal sex life. It's just male, female, whoever you're into, whatever you are, it's just not going to work right.

1:06:37🔗 Caller Well, what can I do to make it work right?

1:06:39🔗 Adam All right, well, you got to get some counseling and some therapy, because no one who has molested, you know, at four-

1:06:44🔗 Caller I've had counseling. I've had therapy.

1:06:47🔗 Drew How many years?

1:06:49🔗 Caller About a year and a half.

1:06:50🔗 Adam No, not enough. Not enough. You need way more than that. You really do. I don't want it to sound like a death sentence. I was at the shrink today. That's no big deal, except for the money part. I mean, you just go there and you hash it out, but you have to because you were victimized so many times, and it's going to permeate your life, your adult life. All your relationships are going to be screwy. I wouldn't even bother trying to have a relationship for a while. Why don't you just go into therapy for six months, sort out a few things, and then see about a relationship.

1:07:28🔗 Sisqó But you like sex, though, right?

1:07:30🔗 Caller Oh, hell yeah.

1:07:31🔗 Drew Well, but the sex is still enacting out from all that previous stuff. You're probably sexual compulsive even, Billy, right?

1:07:38🔗 Caller Well, see, I haven't had sex for several months now.

1:07:42🔗 Drew But generally, you're sort of compulsive that way about sex, right?

1:07:45🔗 Caller Well, you know, I I'm trying to make myself feel better about myself.

1:07:50🔗 Adam Yeah, but you can't just make yourself feel better about yourself.

1:07:54🔗 Sisqó Yeah, and you won't get it from sex.

1:07:55🔗 Adam Absolutely not. You'll feel better for 10 minutes, or in my case, two minutes, and then you'll be right back to the way you were.

1:08:02🔗 Drew Right. What actually makes people better is real contact, real relationships. And because you've been so destroyed in your relationships in the past, it's going to be very difficult for you to trust and get involved in intimate way. That's what therapy is, a re-establishing real connection in a real basis. So you have a clear perception of who you are, who the other person is, and you can feel okay about both, be present, have a certain degree of emotional range, and be able to regulate your own emotions.

1:08:31🔗 Adam This is why I want all these pedophiles eliminated, bullet in the head, because not only does it screw you up in the moment when the guy is molesting a four-year-old, then you become a victim your whole life, you get molested at six, and you get molested at 16, then you're a mess the rest of your life. So it's the gift that keeps giving. You might as well just kill the person. You know what I mean? Because they just become sort of among the walking dead in a way, unless they get some counseling. All right, Stephen.

1:09:04🔗 Caller Hi guys.

1:09:05🔗 Adam Hey, you're 17, what's up?

1:09:06🔗 Caller Hey, okay, I have a problem being articulate, so I'm going to try to make this as clear as I can. I'm definitely afraid of girls, and my mother keeps putting a lot of pressure on me to meet girls. And basically, what my question is, is I need to know how can I overcome this fear, or what can I tell my mom to get her to leave me alone?

1:09:33🔗 Drew Is it just in regard to women, or you have social discomfort generally?

1:09:39🔗 Caller Well, it's general social discomfort as well, I guess.

1:09:43🔗 Drew Maybe you have a true social phobia, maybe.

1:09:45🔗 Caller Well, I have a whole...

1:09:45🔗 Adam Don't you think his overbearing mom has caused some of this?

1:09:49🔗 Drew Maybe, maybe.

1:09:50🔗 Adam Why is your mom so freaked out about you meeting women?

1:09:55🔗 Caller Well, I don't know. My mom is a strong woman, I guess you'd say.

1:10:03🔗 Adam Yeah? Sounds more like a pain in the ass.

1:10:07🔗 Caller She Jewish?

1:10:09🔗 Caller No.

1:10:09🔗 Adam Sounds like a Jewish mom thing that... You go out and meet somebody and give me some grandkids.

1:10:15🔗 Caller No, it's different kind of.

1:10:16🔗 Adam You're 17 and she wants you to go out and get girls? She's worried you're gay.

1:10:22🔗 Caller No, she is.

1:10:22🔗 Adam Yes, she is.

1:10:24🔗 Caller No, I'll tell you what it is. My mom, I really don't like to leave the house. And my mom won't, she can't put me back in therapy. I would refuse to go when I was 7 because, well, I have kind of a long history. But I won't go back to therapy and my mom is just trying to get me out of the house and to be abnormal.

1:10:51🔗 Drew Why don't you get some help?

1:10:54🔗 Caller I can't go back to therapy. Why? When I went to therapy when I was 7, the therapist verbally abused me.

1:11:01🔗 Drew What do you mean verbally abused? What did he say?

1:11:03🔗 Caller Well, they told me that my father left my house when I was 7. My mom...

1:11:08🔗 Drew What did the therapist say?

1:11:09🔗 Adam He didn't verbally abuse him.

1:11:11🔗 Drew What did he say?

1:11:12🔗 Caller The therapist told me that my father was this terrible man and that I was stupid. I remember it all. And, well, see, my mom kicked my dad out of the house. She actually beat my father and my brother. My brother left also.

1:11:31🔗 Sisqó Your mom beat your dad? Whoa.

1:11:34🔗 Adam Yeah. But hey, listen, Steven.

1:11:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:11:36🔗 Adam I'm going to guarantee you that you're therapist when you were 7 didn't say you're stupid.

1:11:40🔗 Caller No. See, no, I can't go to the therapist. I have a fear of just therapists and doctors in general.

1:11:47🔗 Adam Okay. Well, listen. Hey, Steven. Let's just say for the sake of argument, you're therapist when you were 7 said you were stupid.

1:11:53🔗 Caller Okay.

1:11:54🔗 Adam All right. I get called stupid all the time. You understand? Who cares? Go to another therapist. You think he's going to call you stupid?

1:12:02🔗 Drew Are you planning to spend the rest of your life locked in your home because somebody didn't have the problem or something?

1:12:09🔗 Caller Well, what I want to know is there, how can I? So, you're basically saying the only way I can do this is to go back into therapy?

1:12:17🔗 Drew Well, no. There are medications that will help you.

1:12:19🔗 Caller Well, I don't think I have a social problem. I think I just have a problem, I would think, with my mom. I mean, I have a tough life with my mom.

1:12:28🔗 Drew I'm sure you do, but it's creating lots of other symptoms. Whether you want to go to get involved in the church or outward bound or get some clinical help, I get some medications yesterna, there are things you can do, but you must reach out and connect and start doing something. Otherwise, you're going to spend the rest of your life in your mom's house.

1:12:44🔗 Adam I rarely give this advice to college, but you got to get into drugs, you really do. Cracks the only thing that's going to do is go to church. Get them out of the house, go to the park.

1:12:53🔗 Sisqó I don't know, I have a different idea. I think you should get more into yourself, because I can relate to that. As a matter of fact, I was kind of weird in school, and it's like I kind of hung around by myself. I really didn't hang around with the crowd or whatever. What I realized was that I had to learn to love myself. I think you might want to try to do that. Look in the mirror, look into yourself, and find a friend in yourself. Then maybe you can start to go out.

1:13:26🔗 Drew I'm good enough? I'm smart enough?

1:13:28🔗 Caller Yeah, you are.

1:13:29🔗 Adam You are, man. I deserve to sell a platinum amount of product. Hey, Steven.

1:13:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:36🔗 Adam Listen, can you get your grades good and at least go off to college somewhere?

1:13:39🔗 Caller Well.

1:13:41🔗 Adam Yes or no?

1:13:41🔗 Caller Mom encouraged me to take my GED, so I'm out.

1:13:44🔗 Drew You're a real tolerant.

1:13:44🔗 Caller No.

1:13:45🔗 Adam All right. Hey, Steven.

1:13:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:46🔗 Adam Listen to me. I'm telling you the truth.

1:13:50🔗 Caller Wait, can I say one more thing?

1:13:51🔗 Adam No.

1:13:51🔗 Caller I don't want to go.

1:13:52🔗 Adam Listen, you can't ask if you can say one more thing. When I say no, go ahead and say, quiet down and listen to me. You need some tough love. I do not know you. I've never spoken to you in my life. You have problems. I can hear it. That's all right. You're 17. You got your whole life ahead of you. Now, you could get a little help. You could work on yourself. You could go out and take some walks. You could read some books.

1:14:16🔗 Drew You and the walks.

1:14:17🔗 Adam Shut up. I'll shut your damn mic off. You could do some pushups. You could watch a little TV and you could make some friends and you could work it out or you could stay there and let your mom brow beat you until you went gay or worse.

1:14:32🔗 Drew Began a murder or something.

1:14:33🔗 Adam I mean, oh no, wait a minute.

1:14:36🔗 Sisqó Working out does help a lot.

1:14:37🔗 Adam Do some pushups, take a walk, get your GED, get out of the house and get some therapy. Those are the keys and buy that Sisqo CD.

1:14:49🔗 Sisqó There you go.

1:14:50🔗 Adam There you go.

1:14:51🔗 Sisqó It's total confidence in that one.

1:14:53🔗 Adam We'll be back. It is Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Sisqo is our guest of night.

1:15:34🔗 Sisqó In the heezy for sheezy, that's another saying you guys might want to slip into your-

1:15:39🔗 Adam Heezy for sheezy, that means transvestite.

1:15:42🔗 Sisqó No, that means you're in the house for sure. In the heezy for sheezy.

1:15:48🔗 Adam I'm in the heezy for sheezy?

1:15:49🔗 Sisqó Yeah, we're all, right now we're all in the heezy for sheezy.

1:15:53🔗 Drew And Adam got the charge.

1:15:54🔗 Adam You sure that means I'm not banging a transvestite? Heezy for sheezy.

1:16:00🔗 Caller That's it.

1:16:03🔗 Adam Man, I'm sorry. It's just funny. Let me tell you another difference between the blacks and the Jews.

1:16:07🔗 Sisqó Yeah, I like to hear this. Come on.

1:16:09🔗 Adam The Jews, they got slang that's two million years old. The blacks change it every other week.

1:16:14🔗 Sisqó Every other week.

1:16:15🔗 Adam So that the white man can't figure it out. We're just getting, I'm just getting hip to like what it is.

1:16:23🔗 Caller Wow.

1:16:24🔗 Caller I never said that.

1:16:26🔗 Adam I know, but see, I'm getting hip to the stuff that was going down in the 70s. See, I'm 22 now.

1:16:30🔗 Sisqó Exactly. What it is is like, that's like my dad. He's like 53.

1:16:34🔗 Adam I just found out what dynamite meant. Just last week. It turns out it's a good thing, Drew. You've been brilliant. Man. And by the time Whitey figures out what's going on, they've changed it five different times. Heasy for Sheezy. Just the time I figured out what the crib is, now it's the Heasy for Sheezy.

1:16:58🔗 Sisqó Yeah, the crib. Oh, okay, because at first we were in the house.

1:17:01🔗 Adam In the house.

1:17:02🔗 Sisqó And then we were chilling in the crib.

1:17:04🔗 Adam Chilling in the crib.

1:17:04🔗 Sisqó And now we're in the Heasy for Sheezy.

1:17:06🔗 Drew I'm just keeping it real.

1:17:07🔗 Sisqó I just got to keep, yeah, we just got to keep it real, you know, keep you up on the slam.

1:17:11🔗 Adam In the house, that makes sense. The crib, that makes sense. But the Heasy for Sheezy.

1:17:17🔗 Sisqó And that's actually, that's an LA slang. Because it's like different slangs all over the world. So anyway.

1:17:23🔗 Adam What does that mean? I mean, no, but what's the origin of it? What's Heasy? A crib is a place you sleep, and a house is a place you live.

1:17:31🔗 Sisqó Heasy is like, it's house. Instead of saying you're in a house, you say you're in the, I'm in the Heasy.

1:17:37🔗 Adam Well, there was, there was the, there was the, his house, right?

1:17:44🔗 Sisqó All right.

1:17:44🔗 Adam Is that his house?

1:17:45🔗 Sisqó No, Heasy is just-

1:17:47🔗 Caller His house?

1:17:48🔗 Sisqó He's, no, they just, I don't even know where it came from.

1:17:51🔗 Adam No, no, no, but they'd go like, they'd go like, like they're announcing, they go like, Sisqo in his, in his house, his house.

1:17:58🔗 Sisqó Oh, in the house.

1:17:59🔗 Adam In the house, it's his house.

1:18:00🔗 Sisqó Oh, okay, okay.

1:18:01🔗 Caller In the Sis' house?

1:18:02🔗 Sisqó No, it's just in the house, in the, in the, in the his house. In the house, you take the his out and it's just in the house.

1:18:11🔗 Caller Oh, in the his house. Yeah.

1:18:14🔗 Caller Come on, who's black here?

1:18:16🔗 Caller Jesus Christ.

1:18:18🔗 Caller I just said, you know what, that was, that was two years ago, man.

1:18:23🔗 Sisqó Like you said, it changes every soul.

1:18:24🔗 Adam I shouldn't have to tell you about the his house.

1:18:27🔗 Caller Yeah, I forgot.

1:18:28🔗 Sisqó I'm sorry, because now it's the heezy for sheezy.

1:18:30🔗 Caller Huh?

1:18:32🔗 Adam Heidi for sheezy? You're 27.

1:18:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:18:36🔗 Adam Welcome to his house.

1:18:39🔗 Caller Welcome to Cheddar House.

1:18:40🔗 Adam I'm sorry.

1:18:40🔗 Caller I'm sorry.

1:18:42🔗 Sisqó Okay. Back in.

1:18:44🔗 Adam All right. What's the word up?

1:18:46🔗 Sisqó It's all about you, baby.

1:18:47🔗 Adam That's right. It's about the Cheddar. That's money.

1:18:55🔗 Caller I'm sorry. She has a question.

1:18:56🔗 Adam I'm sorry. But I'm telling you, it's all about the Cheddar, right, Drew?

1:18:59🔗 Caller It's all about the Cheddar.

1:19:01🔗 Sisqó The Cheddar's still in.

1:19:02🔗 Adam Show me the Cheddar. That's what I say. All right, Heidi. What's up?

1:19:06🔗 Well, seven years ago after I had my son, my belly button started leaking fluid. It's still doing that.

1:19:14🔗 Drew Wow. Interesting. So it's some sort of what we call fistula. It may, I wonder, do you have any medical problems?

1:19:20🔗 What do you mean?

1:19:21🔗 Drew I don't know. Do you have any medical problems?

1:19:23🔗 Adam Let's do a little reenactment on that one. Hold on, Drew. My belly's leaking.

1:19:28🔗 Drew So do you have any medical problems?

1:19:30🔗 Adam What do you mean? When a doctor asks you if you have any medical problems, that's your then chance to either volunteer whatever medical problems you may have or say that you don't have any.

1:19:46🔗 Drew Say no. Yeah.

1:19:47🔗 Caller Oh, I'm sorry.

1:19:49🔗 Sisqó I didn't mean to laugh.

1:19:50🔗 Adam Let's try it again. You have any medical problems?

1:19:52🔗 Drew No.

1:19:53🔗 Adam Okay.

1:19:53🔗 Drew Well, have your doctors been aware of this leakage?

1:19:57🔗 Yeah. When he did a tubal ligation, he cut around my belly button and flipped it inside out to see if there was any like a tear or anything like that, he said that he didn't find anything.

1:20:10🔗 Drew Or sometimes little fluid collections can develop in there, little cysts and seromas and things.

1:20:16🔗 Adam They do the tubal ligation through the belly button?

1:20:19🔗 Drew Nearby, basically.

1:20:20🔗 Adam Why do they flip the belly button?

1:20:22🔗 Drew He flipped it inside out to try to find the hole, where the leakage is coming from or see what's going on in there.

1:20:26🔗 He said he didn't find anything and while it's still leaking fluid.

1:20:31🔗 Adam How much comes out of there?

1:20:33🔗 I don't know. I didn't measure it.

1:20:35🔗 Adam All right. Listen here, Sassy, Malassi and his house.

1:20:38🔗 Drew Is it like soil your clothes regularly?

1:20:40🔗 No. Okay.

1:20:42🔗 Drew Maybe sometime.

1:20:42🔗 If it gets really infected then like my pants or something will get kind of wet around that area.

1:20:51🔗 Drew You don't have any piercing there or anything like that. Just about there. This is very similar to something called a pylonidal cyst which is basically an infected little closed off area that they need to repair or she needs to take some antibiotics until it stops. Sometimes there's some topical things they can use in cleansing agents and things. She needs to talk to a surgeon about it.

1:21:09🔗 Adam Until then, she can just spread some kitty litter.

1:21:12🔗 Drew Meantime, I take a syringe like squirt peroxide in there and just try to help it clean it out. Keep it dry.

1:21:17🔗 Adam You don't have to squirt it in. Just put the bottle on and tilt it back.

1:21:21🔗 Drew The problem with these things is they're usually deep inside.

1:21:23🔗 Sisqó Excuse me, Dr. Drew, has anybody ever asked you a question that you haven't been able to answer?

1:21:28🔗 Caller Because I'm sitting there like you're talking about flipping belly buttons and dripping and things.

1:21:32🔗 Sisqó You knew what was going on.

1:21:33🔗 Drew In medical training, you see everything.

1:21:35🔗 Adam Drew is clearly right.

1:21:37🔗 Drew And there's stuff I don't know the answers to, but I know what it is and how to refer it for.

1:21:41🔗 Sisqó Wow. I'm sorry, I'm fascinated.

1:21:43🔗 Adam He knows our stone listener is not going to call him on it if he gives the wrong answer anyway. Katie?

1:21:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:49🔗 Adam You're 18?

1:21:50🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:21:50🔗 Adam What's up?

1:21:51🔗 Caller I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller.

1:21:52🔗 Adam Great.

1:21:53🔗 And Adam, I totally love you.

1:21:55🔗 Adam All right.

1:21:56🔗 I totally get into the farting humor.

1:21:58🔗 Sisqó Wow.

1:21:59🔗 Drew Katie, you're scaring me.

1:22:00🔗 The other night when you had those two callers dueling, like my dad came in and told me to be quiet because I was laughing so loud.

1:22:07🔗 Sisqó I've been holding my laugh in a few times when people were saying intimate things, so I can relate to what you're going through.

1:22:13🔗 Adam We had guys calling the other night who could fart on demand by sucking air in and then shooting it back out.

1:22:19🔗 Sisqó Oh, my gracious.

1:22:20🔗 Adam That's right.

1:22:22🔗 Caller It was unacceptable.

1:22:23🔗 It was hilarious. It never gets old.

1:22:25🔗 Adam Party for Farty, they call that in his house.

1:22:33🔗 Well, my problem is my mom found out that me and my boyfriend were having sex.

1:22:36🔗 Adam Sisqo's drunk. I think he is.

1:22:37🔗 Caller No, I don't drink.

1:22:39🔗 Adam Oh, man.

1:22:39🔗 Caller Oh, my goodness.

1:22:41🔗 Adam What happened to you?

1:22:42🔗 My mom found out that my boyfriend and I were having sex, and she freaked out.

1:22:47🔗 Drew How did she find out?

1:22:49🔗 I took the morning after pill, and I had the rest of the ovarian left.

1:22:53🔗 Drew Overall? Overall?

1:22:55🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:56🔗 I left it in my backpack.

1:22:58🔗 Drew Oh, boy.

1:22:59🔗 She opened my backpack.

1:23:01🔗 Drew Oh, boy. Mental note, never look in kids' materials.

1:23:05🔗 Yeah.

1:23:06🔗 Sisqó That's right. Or your girlfriend's materials, for that matter.

1:23:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:23:09🔗 Sisqó Or your boyfriend's.

1:23:11🔗 Yeah.

1:23:11🔗 Sisqó You might find something.

1:23:12🔗 Drew All right. What did she do?

1:23:13🔗 She freaked out. She started crying. She's like, I wanted you to do it till you were married. Wow.

1:23:19🔗 Drew How old was your mom when she started having sex?

1:23:21🔗 Adam Fourteen.

1:23:23🔗 She tells me that she waited till my father and her got married.

1:23:26🔗 Drew How old were they when they got married?

1:23:28🔗 Adam Put it this way. She's 31.

1:23:29🔗 I think my mom was 23.

1:23:31🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:23:33🔗 Adam Listen, here's the deal. I guarantee your mom didn't wait till she was married. It still doesn't mean she doesn't want that for you.

1:23:39🔗 Yeah.

1:23:40🔗 Adam Sometimes you want more for your kids because you didn't have that.

1:23:43🔗 Drew No mistakes you made. You don't want the kids to make the same mistakes.

1:23:46🔗 Adam But at least your daughter is being responsible. She's on the pill.

1:23:49🔗 Drew Yeah. She's on the pill. That's great.

1:23:52🔗 Now I'm on the pill, but there is-

1:23:53🔗 Adam Good.

1:23:54🔗 Drew Outstanding.

1:23:55🔗 Adam All right. What do you want to say to your mom?

1:23:57🔗 Drew What do you need from us, more importantly?

1:23:59🔗 I just want to know how I can make- Because she doesn't know him. She's never met him because I met him at school.

1:24:03🔗 Drew Where do you go to school?

1:24:04🔗 I go to school six hours away. Where? Wow. At Marquette in Milwaukee.

1:24:10🔗 Drew Did we talk at Marquette?

1:24:11🔗 So not junior college.

1:24:12🔗 Adam I don't know. So Katie, listen, you're off at college. You're a big girl now. You're responsible. Your mom's just going to have to get over this.

1:24:21🔗 Drew I think maybe it's kind of one of those, let her be with it for a while.

1:24:25🔗 Sisqó And you're over 13.

1:24:26🔗 Drew You're going to be away at school. And ultimately, if you stay with this guy, it'd be nice if she met him. If she can develop a relationship with him, maybe she'd get more comfortable with the whole situation.

1:24:37🔗 Adam Parents don't like the idea of their babies having sex with anybody, male, female, whatever it is. And eventually, when they understand that that person is going to be in their baby's life, and that they're not going to do them wrong, and that they're consistent and decent, 95% of the time, the parents just come around.

1:24:57🔗 Sisqó And then they accept him.

1:24:58🔗 Adam They accept him. So if he can hang around long enough without giving you a black eye or something, she will accept him.

1:25:05🔗 Drew Hey, we're going to play a song.

1:25:06🔗 Adam No, we're going to take commercial. Okay, Drew. Boy, you do good radio, brother. Nothing gets past you. Sisqo's here. We'll hear something off his latest CD.

1:25:17🔗 Sisqó Oh, this is the Thong Song.

1:25:18🔗 Adam This is the Thong Song.

1:25:19🔗 Sisqó Yeah, I know you're going to have a bunch of stuff to say about that.

1:25:22🔗 Adam I certainly will when we come back.

1:25:26🔗 Caller Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

1:25:59🔗 Drew Alright, Scheherazade, let's go.

1:26:02🔗 Adam Yeah, what do we... That's Metallica? Oh, I see, I see. The Axelick will kick in in a second.

1:26:11🔗 Sisqó Yeah, I'm back in the His House.

1:26:12🔗 Adam That's Sisqo. His House. His House.

1:26:16🔗 Caller Yeah, the His House.

1:26:17🔗 Adam Now it's the Heesha-Seesa. Heese-Seesa.

1:26:21🔗 Caller Heesey for Sheezy.

1:26:22🔗 Adam Heesey for Sheezy.

1:26:24🔗 Sisqó And now you got a new one.

1:26:24🔗 Adam Okay, let me ask this. What goes on with this? Do you think they're like some guy sitting around coming up with this stuff? How does it work? Does somebody, a rap star, somebody in the media, does someone have to use it?

1:26:38🔗 Sisqó I'm just about to tell you. It happens a lot of times in songs, which you are about to hear in my song, the Thong Song. I say a term that a lot of people, they kind of have a hard time figuring out what I'm saying because I said, she had dumps like a truck, truck, truck, thaws like what, what, what.

1:26:56🔗 Adam Right.

1:26:57🔗 Sisqó And dumps like a truck means she had a nice butt.

1:27:02🔗 Adam Oh, really? To me, that means to ruin the bathroom. She took a dump like a truck.

1:27:07🔗 Sisqó She had dumps like a truck and thaws like what? Because it's like when you see the thaws, it's like, what? You know, what? So it's like it kind of, a lot of times it comes from songs.

1:27:17🔗 Drew Here we go.

1:27:18🔗 Adam All right.

1:27:18🔗 Drew We got to get to it.

1:27:19🔗 Adam All right. Well, we'll hear something from Unleash the Dragon. This is Sisqo and the thong song. Check it out. Yes.

1:31:30🔗 Caller The applause. I love the applause.

1:31:33🔗 Adam Hey, now, are you singing everything in that?

1:31:36🔗 Sisqó Yeah.

1:31:37🔗 Adam And just layer the tracks?

1:31:40🔗 Sisqó Yeah, you just kind of go in there, and you sing one part, and then you record it and sing the next part.

1:31:46🔗 Adam Do you listen to yourself singing while you're singing?

1:31:49🔗 Sisqó Yep. I recorded the whole Unleash the Dragon album in about two and a half weeks.

1:31:58🔗 Adam And so put the music down first, and that plays in your headphones, and you go along with it with the vocal?

1:32:07🔗 Sisqó Actually, what I did was I kind of freestyled that particular song. Freestyle. That's another one.

1:32:12🔗 Adam You know what I can't understand about freestyling? What? I think about like Snoop Dogg freestyling, and I think this guy smokes so much weed. And I could barely freestyle at noon. I just couldn't. I couldn't think that fast, but if I was stoned, I couldn't do it at all.

1:32:32🔗 Sisqó I don't want to misconstrue. I don't want people to think I just sat there and just sang it right off the top of my head. I would sing three lines, and then I would stop and think, and then I'd sing the rest.

1:32:42🔗 Adam Right.

1:32:42🔗 Sisqó So, it wasn't just, it wasn't like a, I'm not that good.

1:32:45🔗 Drew Spontaneous, yeah. Yeah.

1:32:46🔗 Sisqó Well, actually, one, I did freestyle one song, one song, the second verse to that song. Actually, our first number one single, Across the Board, was How Deep, that was on the Rush Hour soundtrack, and I actually did freestyle from the second verse to the end. So, that was like an actual real freestyle.

1:33:02🔗 Adam I could freestyle as long as I knew we could try it 10 or 12 times. But I couldn't do it live.

1:33:09🔗 Sisqó You knew that that was going to be it.

1:33:10🔗 Adam I'd back myself in the corner, I'd be like, baby, I'm hotter than a radiator. You get next to me and I'm like another radiator.

1:33:16🔗 Caller You know what I'm saying?

1:33:19🔗 Caller Sweet mystery of life, at last I found you.

1:33:22🔗 Adam Oh, that's great, yeah. No, listen, I could do a little Tim the Russian rapper.

1:33:28🔗 Drew That would impress.

1:33:29🔗 Adam Sisqó, you haven't heard any Russian rapping, have you?

1:33:32🔗 Sisqó No, I haven't. But actually, I've heard Greek rap.

1:33:35🔗 Adam Oh, really?

1:33:36🔗 Sisqó I'm not Greek, I'm sorry. German.

1:33:38🔗 Adam Oh, no, no, forget those guys. Yeah. It's nothing like the Russian rap.

1:33:43🔗 Sisqó It just sounds kind of different.

1:33:46🔗 Adam No.

1:33:47🔗 Sisqó To say the least.

1:33:48🔗 Adam The Russian rap goes like this. This is a long story, but I knew a fat 14-year-old white kid who was from Russia who rapped and I picked up a few licks from him. I won't say the entire word. You're going to beat me out?

1:34:02🔗 Sisqó I'm sorry, I'm really interested in hearing this.

1:34:06🔗 Adam I got to do them both. You're going to beat me out?

1:34:09🔗 Sisqó So this is actually a real song?

1:34:10🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, this is a real song. I think it's House Hey. Don't cuss? Okay, I won't cuss. All right, okay.

1:34:18🔗 Sisqó They're 13-year-olds listening.

1:34:21🔗 Adam Beaches ain't shh, but hoes and tricks Suck on these balls and leak on these...

1:34:30🔗 Caller Was it Russian?

1:34:31🔗 Adam That's Russian rap.

1:34:32🔗 Caller That was like some misconstrued English.

1:34:34🔗 Adam No, no, no, no. Listen to this. You weren't listening good enough. Because now we're in my sheezy's. Okay?

1:34:42🔗 Drew She's a fan-cheesy.

1:34:44🔗 Adam She's not my sheezy, my hazy-fan-tay-zee. Here, you hear me? Okay. This is, I got Bakhan like John Mock and Roe. That beat steps up, I'm smocking the hole. That is Russian rap. That's going to be the next big thing.

1:35:03🔗 Caller Smocking. You're going to smock?

1:35:05🔗 Adam That's right.

1:35:06🔗 Caller Okay, I'm sorry.

1:35:07🔗 Adam I smock the hole.

1:35:08🔗 Sisqó Man, my man is in there just dying laughing off of you.

1:35:11🔗 Adam Your man better start learning how to play the Bella Leica because this is the next big trend in rap music.

1:35:17🔗 Sisqó Okay, Russian rap.

1:35:19🔗 Caller I'm going to hold you to that. We're done.

1:35:20🔗 Adam Where are you going, Drew?

1:35:22🔗 Sisqó We're out of here.

1:35:24🔗 Adam Let me just say hi to Sisqó. Oh, no, no, we're out of show. Hey, Ben, you're 30. You're going to tell me that narthex means the cross in the cross, where the cross crosses.

1:35:36🔗 Caller You just ruined his thing.

1:35:37🔗 Adam No, no, that's still a good heavy metal band.

1:35:39🔗 Drew Where did you hear about that? You made it up?

1:35:42🔗 Adam A friend of mine made it up like 15 years ago. I didn't know what he was talking about.

1:35:46🔗 Caller Wait a minute, that was his time to shine and you just stole his shine.

1:35:49🔗 Drew We're going to talk to the camera.

1:35:50🔗 Adam We don't have enough time. Listen.

1:35:51🔗 Sisqó Okay, I'm sorry.

1:35:52🔗 Adam Narthex, that band rocks.

1:35:56🔗 Sisqó That cross.

1:35:57🔗 Adam Come on.

1:35:58🔗 Sisqó That cross.

1:35:58🔗 Caller That cross.

1:36:00🔗 Adam That Narthex Cross. Come on. That would be our big crossover hit. Alright, we'll take a break.

1:36:08🔗 Caller Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Back in a minute.

1:36:12🔗 Adam Well, it's worth hearing. All right, there you go. Plum out a show. Unleash the Dragon, everybody. Go out and get that CD.

1:36:54🔗 Sisqó Yes, a million people can't be wrong.

1:36:55🔗 Adam Let's make it double platinum.

1:36:58🔗 Sisqó No, we're looking for five million this time.

1:37:00🔗 Adam I'm talking about this week.

1:37:01🔗 Sisqó Okay, all right, that'll work.

1:37:03🔗 Adam All right, Sisqo, thanks for coming in.

1:37:05🔗 Sisqó He's always on time with those sound effects, huh?

1:37:07🔗 Adam No. Thanks for coming in.

1:37:09🔗 Drew Only the on one, only the on one.

1:37:11🔗 Adam Thanks for having fun with us. We do appreciate it.

1:37:14🔗 Sisqó I had a great time. Thanks for having me.

1:37:15🔗 Adam Well, hey, come back anytime you like.

1:37:17🔗 Sisqó All right, I'm going to hold you to that.

1:37:18🔗 Adam All right, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahalo.

1:37:22🔗 Drew I'm keeping it real yet.

1:37:24🔗 Adam Well now.

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