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Voiceover
Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.
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Voiceover
Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, our guest from VIP is Natalie Raitano. And let's see, what's Natalie got to plug?
2:28🔗
Drew
There's going to be a signing of the 2000 VIP calendar, the Spencer Gifts at the West Side Pavilion from 68. Where's the West Side Pavilion, Natalie?
2:42🔗
Adam
I know you TV guys are used to the boom following you around, but this is radio. Although it would be good to just, we could just sort of lay back and have a guy with a boom follow us around.
3:03🔗
Adam
That's right. Well, are you the ballistics expert? Yeah, you're into the guns and the explosives and all that stuff. What is your background? I don't mean in real life, but on the show, did they lay that out?
3:32🔗
Adam
You're on the second season. I got to say, I didn't give the show five minutes when I saw it, but who the hell knew it would be a huge success?
3:43🔗
Drew
Now, Natalie's been on this show a couple of times, but if I remember right, you opened the last time she was on with exactly that comment.
3:55🔗
Adam
I've changed my mind on it. I watched the whole thing. I loved it. Not because I thought it was a spectacular cinematic triumph, just because it was fun to watch.
4:06🔗
Natalie Raitano
Exactly. It's pure entertainment, and that's what people want. It's to be entertained when they watch TV.
4:29🔗
Adam
We'd love to do it. We've had, I think Polly Shore was in here last night, and I think I saw him on it. I think I've seen Jerry Springer on it.
4:57🔗
Natalie Raitano
Chuck Zito is on the show this week. We have a big, this is kind of like a Nicky episode because I have a mob background. Sure. And I get, I turn into the godfather. And I actually, Pam is the counselor. And I have like the suit on. I have my hair slicked back and everything. Exactly. And I have, and Pam just got me a little puppy, a pug. And that's what I was like stroking in it when people were coming in and asking me for, you know, favors.
5:28🔗
Adam
It's sort of a throwback to in, I'll see if I can explain this correctly, but there was a while in television when they were just doing freaky things like the Monsters, the Adams family, Gilligan's Island, I Dream a Genie, even like...
5:46🔗
Adam
Bewitched. I'm trying to think of Hogan's Heroes, just sort of pitches like, like I would have loved them in a fly on the wall during the pitch session for, you know, the Monsters.
5:58🔗
Adam
Well, they're like Monsters, but they're cool, they're nice, they're funny. They're funny ghouls and they live up on a hill.
6:04🔗
Adam
Everybody's scared if they get a good looking niece who they think is ugly. But, but then when you have a show like that, then sort of anything goes. I mean, you can write any, you can do anything you want. And that's what you have, right?
6:14🔗
Natalie Raitano
Because we also get to have our input. And now that we're on our second year, we're more comfortable with our characters and everything.
6:34🔗
Natalie Raitano
Everybody totally loves. Well, yeah, pretty much everywhere. People love women.
6:41🔗
Natalie Raitano
I have a friend who was in Jordan and saw it. She's like, hi. She called me. She's like a traveler and she saw it. She's like, I just saw your show.
6:52🔗
Adam
And the good thing is, is you then get to travel to those places if you want and be like a star, right?
7:00🔗
Adam
Whereas we'd get our ass kicked like that on the Gaza Strip somewhere, right? All right. So the calendar signing is when Drew?
7:08🔗
Natalie Raitano
Yeah. Come on down. Thursday night at 5, at 5.30, West Side Pavilion. We're all going to be there for the 2000 VIP calendar with lots of great pictures of all of us.
7:21🔗
Adam
Yeah. That's good. Everyone's, hey, surprise, surprise. Everyone's in a bathing suit. That's good.
7:29🔗
Natalie Raitano
No, we're not all in bathing suits. There's action shots and there's bathing suit shots and then there's some action shots and more bathing suit shots.
7:47🔗
Adam
I'll tell you if they'd make the nail hole just a little smaller, I could really have at this thing tonight. We could just tighten up that hole. What is it? Looks like a good 316. They don't need that much room to put a nail through there, do they? Is this one of those 14 month calendars or aren't calendars getting longer?
8:05🔗
Natalie Raitano
This is like a four year calendar. No, it's your basic 12 month calendar. We're going to have to come out with a new one on 2001.
8:15🔗
Adam
All right. We'll take some calls. Let's see. Drew, you're blocking something. Here we go. Danny? Yes. Well, hold on a second. The reason I was almost late and look like I'm glowing is because I did that runway model show tonight.
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All right.
8:51🔗
That's gone.
8:53🔗
Yes.
8:56🔗
Yeah.
9:18🔗
Caller
Yeah. I like to have the thing where I masturbate and I do it on my chest, like, with my pillows. Kind of like I'm trying to explain it like...
10:00🔗
Drew
I think he's rolling or something. Don't worry, Danny. That's an instrument that can weather many storms and still function quite well.
10:41🔗
Adam
All right. Let me ask you this about humping the pillow and that kind of stuff. Because I have a theory. Actually, I could go one of two ways. I don't think I could have an orgasm humping a pillow. I really don't. And so if he can have an orgasm humping a pillow, don't you think if he was with a woman, he would orgasm that much more quickly?
11:00🔗
Drew
No, I think... But the point is he's going to be somebody who's going to be rather quick, probably.
11:04🔗
Adam
Right. Because if you can, if sort of grinding up against the box spring is going to get you off, imagine what a real hooker would do to you. You know what I'm saying? On the other hand, what about this theory? He gets so used to humping the pillow that a woman feels almost bizarre to him, and he can't have an orgasm humping her.
11:33🔗
Hello.
12:00🔗
Caller
No, of course not. It's the man I've been growing up with for 60 years and these are his children. To me, they're kids.
12:26🔗
Caller
Because he, he's taking Viagra and he can, he'll be fine until he's ready for an ejection. And then he'll get off and then have the son get on.
12:42🔗
Adam
First off, you guys see, you guys see what we have to look forward to? You know what I mean? Sitting there with your Viagra, smacking your penis with a ruler, trying to get going while your girlfriend bangs around with one of your sons until you're ready. Now, what is she saying? Is she drunk?
12:54🔗
Natalie Raitano
She's saying that I could possibly be very drunk, but she sounds really sad and lost.
13:01🔗
Adam
She's saying that she has sex with the husband, with the kids while he's in the room? Yes. Is that true, Carol?
13:09🔗
Caller
No. I'm saying it's hard for me to have this relationship with him while he wants me to have this relationship with his sons. I mean, there's sex or...
13:26🔗
Adam
I'm going to toe the line here from a conversational standpoint and you just answer yes or no to a series of questions, okay? Is he in the same room as you when you have sex with his son?
14:21🔗
Caller
No. I work the third shift. I'm tired. I work the graveyard shift. He comes over in the morning and I'm tired. I take a nice hot bath, which relaxes me.
14:38🔗
Adam
I picture her taking a bath like one of those wash tubs, like from the 1800s. You know, I don't.
14:44🔗
Caller
Not quite. What graveyard shift do you work? That's 11 to 7.30 in the morning. What's the job?
14:52🔗
Caller
Well, you won't believe this, but I'm the only woman that's ever been there in 60 years. I am a furnace operator.
15:32🔗
Adam
You heat. Okay, hold on a second. It's very good point. She does heat treating to metal, which is a process that strengthens steel. When you heat treat steel, it gets like ten times stronger than it would be. But anyone who listens to the show with any regularity knows my theory about, and it used to be just limited to men who work around metal. Man, they are bizarre and engage in all sorts of devious behavior and usually don't have two brain cells to rub together. This is the first woman we've ever spoken to who worked that closely with steel and look what we got. So apparently, it spans genders.
16:13🔗
Adam
OK, that's good. So it's a good gig you got there. And this guy, he's in his 60s, and he has some erectile difficulties, does he?
16:56🔗
Adam
Well, I'm just saying you respect your elder's penis. My grandfather told me that many times. I remember when me and grandpa and dad used to bang around with the same steel stick.
17:21🔗
Adam
I don't mean what you look like. I just mean how many times you've been to Paris. You know what I mean? It hasn't been a great life, right?
17:34🔗
Adam
This is just more of it. So why don't you slow down? Why don't you be a little better to yourself?
17:49🔗
Adam
Carol, then you would be better off without a man. Can't you get a nice lap dog, start watching game shows and call the life?
18:06🔗
Adam
All right. Well, Carol, what can we say then? You're going to be doing this well in your 80s.
18:26🔗
Drew
Absolutely. That's true. If we can get her to look at this as part of her alcoholism and she gets engaged in the 12-step recovery process, she will look at this and think, Oh my God, the carnage of my disease.
18:48🔗
Adam
Three weeks? One minute, one minute, one minute, one minute. No, that's three days. Come on, what are you talking about? All right, but we hope we can chip away at that tonight. Now the mark is that I've added 11 plus two and a half, what is that, 13 and a half minutes. See if we can't chip away at that. If I bring the calendar, bring the calendar, that'll knock eight minutes off right there. Andrew?
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Yeah.
19:14🔗
Adam
Okay. Wow. Hold on a second. Could you imagine just standing around in that room while you got the fat son, and then you got the one who's hung like a can of corn.
19:37🔗
Drew
And how awful they can be to each other. Well, awful men can be to women, more importantly.
19:43🔗
Natalie Raitano
I just think about what has happened to them in their life that they would even let something like that happen. It's really sad. You know what I mean? Like they must have been really abused their whole life.
19:56🔗
Natalie Raitano
And if they were at one point, they continue to abuse themselves. So this woman's like what? 57 years old and she's just still doing this.
20:17🔗
Adam
And she was 22 when Drew came on the air doing this show in what? 1954, 1955? I know we're in Korea. I just can't remember what year that was.
21:12🔗
Drew
The parents are going to be... No matter what, they're going to be uncomfortable and unhappy with it. And mostly it's because they have to acknowledge you're growing up and it's tough for them. And I think they would rather it be in a more gentle, pristine way.
21:30🔗
Adam
I'd kill myself if I was 13 and couldn't watch TV for a month. And that was black and white. Wow.
21:49🔗
Caller
I didn't think it was fair. I thought she like, you know, I thought it was normal. Is it?
21:53🔗
Drew
I mean, it is normal. It is normal, but it's interesting. Well, listen to this. We're in a new time, ladies and gentlemen. It's normal, but it's sort of her job to put restraints on the way you express yourself.
22:05🔗
Adam
Well, let's put it this way. At 13, it's normal to TP someone's house. It's normal to throw an egg at a car that's driving by. No, no, no.
22:15🔗
Natalie Raitano
Maybe at 8 or 9. You're talking 13. Think about when you were 13. You were totally kissing, getting all into that.
22:24🔗
Adam
No. I got into that over the summer. You're kidding me? I hadn't touched a boob until like 94, 95, I think. No, what I'm saying is, I'm making an example of... There's a lot of stuff that's sort of age-appropriate, normal behavior, but it doesn't mean it's not bad.
22:46🔗
Adam
Like I said, you get into trouble when you're 13. You throw an egg at a car, but then the car stops, and then the cops show up. Now, is it normal? Yeah. But does it mean you shouldn't do it? Yeah, it still means you shouldn't do it.
22:57🔗
Drew
And it's the parents' jobs to create the consequences. Oh, my God. To help you contain those behaviors.
23:01🔗
Adam
Could you imagine? Natalie, you're not a guy, so you won't understand this. But I'll tell you, as a guy, when you're like 13 years old, you are so freaked out. I mean, you would walk 10 miles in the snow to look at a grainy black and white picture of a drawing of someone's ass. I used to walk 14 blocks to see a friend of mine had a piece of charcoal that he had to throw on a piece of bark of something that looked close to a breast. And I would just stare at that thing. I mean, it was a big deal. And if you found a Playboy or a penthouse or something at like 12 or 11 or 13, it was like, ah! Like, you know when they pulled X-calibers, a sword out of the rock, that's what it was like when I found my first penthouse in a dumpster.
23:58🔗
Adam
Take that thing scurry like a chipmunk with a nut, you know, run home. I got to go home early. Get home. Look at it, you know, turning the pages with tweezers. You have oil in your hands. Don't touch the pages. And like, hiding that thing and coveting it, you know. And the idea of growing up today and be able to turn on that computer. I mean, like, you get home from school at 3.30 in the afternoon. You know your folks ain't walking until 6.30. And you got like two and a half hours to look at this window, this window into the sexual world. I mean, forget about going down to the corner or Tommy's house or pulling it out between the mattress and the box spring. Pow! There's this window. You like whatever you like.
24:41🔗
Natalie Raitano
The scary thing is there's like explicit hardcore. I think like it's damaging to look at stuff like that. And I really feel like, you know, for Andrew's mother, she should explain why it's wrong.
24:58🔗
Natalie Raitano
Not like, you know, we're going to ground you for a month. We're going to do this. Why is that wrong?
25:06🔗
Adam
Speaking of damaging the delicate psyche of the youth, VIP airs Sunday nights at 5 o'clock on Fox. If I could have watched that show at 13, I would have went nuts. I used to stay up just to catch Benny Hill. Now like Benny Hill, those flabby white chicks from the UK, running around in fast motion, was like in those bikinis where the hips were lower than the crotch. And wider too. I would stay up all night just to watch that. I couldn't imagine how I would have gone nuts if I had that thing at 13. All right.
25:40🔗
Natalie Raitano
We're going to take a little break. Check the VIP website instead of porno websites and I'll think you have a lot more fun.
25:53🔗
Adam
We'll give a full plug-in of that in the calendar and Drew's website and all that when we come back. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Natalie Raitano is our guest tonight. You know her as the lovable, sassy ballistics expert, Nicky, from VIP. They got themselves a calendar out, and if you want to see who in person, by the way, Natalie, is it you and who else?
26:57🔗
Natalie Raitano
That would be Molly, Pamela, me, Leia, Angel, Sean, and Dustin. The whole everybody.
27:06🔗
Adam
Sean and Dustin can stay home. The Westside Pavilion, quite down there, Drew, from 6 to 8. Pico and Overland, 6 to 8 on December 17th. So mark that.
27:19🔗
Adam
On your calendar, yes. And if you don't have a calendar, you should definitely come down there.
27:32🔗
Drew
On drdrew.com. I didn't even get to talk to you about how that felt for you, how that was. The experience of being on the webcast.
27:53🔗
Adam
He just said, I don't know what to do with the computer. I really don't. He said Natalie was on and he really got to some important stuff. That's nice. It's intimate that way.
28:09🔗
Drew
Again, there's a huge community there. People can post forums, get feedback from their peers. Just endless amounts of information. I answer frequently asked questions. We have the LinkedIn National Institute of Health. We have people like Natalie on these streaming video webcasts that we do twice a week. They're archived there. You can look at them anytime you want.
28:28🔗
Hi.
28:30🔗
Caller
Okay. I just recently started going out with this girl. She told me of a story when she was around 11. Her best friend's dad molested her with a knife.
28:48🔗
Caller
Well, he put... It's complicated. He woke her up early in the morning and put his hand over her mouth. And he had a knife and said, Don't move or I'll cut you or I'll kill you or whatever. And he just started molesting her and he made her perform oral sex on her.
29:25🔗
Caller
Yeah, more than life. And the dad even cut her up a little on her wrist. And I've seen it. It's not pretty.
29:38🔗
Adam
Now this is three or four years ago. So he's seen it. It's not pretty meaning they were scarring. So she went home from this guy's house with scarring on her wrist and, you know, maybe like a black eye or something and her parents didn't, you know, crying.
29:52🔗
Natalie Raitano
Yeah, but what if she what if she really tried to hide it because she was so ashamed?
30:09🔗
Caller
Yeah, it's not that bad. It's just like little marks and there wasn't a black eye or anything.
30:22🔗
Caller
So she goes home and she doesn't tell anybody and she doesn't ever talk to her friend again. She never goes over again. But she tells me she sometimes sees this guy at her temple on holidays.
30:42🔗
Adam
The Jews would never rape. They rape financially, but they don't rape physically. Yeah. They rape you. They get the kind of raping that you don't know you've been raped until later. But they don't do the actual physical raping. They hire Gentiles to rape. Do you know that, Drew?
31:07🔗
Adam
And there's got to be something missing here. And I can't believe her parents didn't catch on. They didn't see her wrist cut up.
31:31🔗
Caller
Okay, so my question, and also, a day before we started going out, she had sex with her ex-boyfriend who had been going out for like a year and a half, like the day before we were going out. And my question is, will she do it again? Will she, it was basically cheating on me because we were going to go out in just a matter of time. And...
31:53🔗
Adam
By the way, I look at that as all women in America, you're all cheating on me right now because it's just a matter of time before we start dating. That's... That's very interesting. You cheated by having sex with your ex-boyfriend because you knew we'd be going out one day. Interesting. I like that. Yeah. Every girlfriend I've ever had has then technically, according to Peter, cheated on me because they've had prior relations.
32:47🔗
Natalie Raitano
Wait, let me ask, hold on. You've only been dating her a week and she's already told you about this experience, right, that she's had?
32:57🔗
Natalie Raitano
Okay, that sounds a little strange to me, that she would never tell anybody and all of a sudden, like a week into it, she's going to like, she sounds like she's trying to snow you.
33:11🔗
Natalie Raitano
They are young though, you can feel those feelings when you're young like that.
33:18🔗
Adam
Here's the deal, don't get her pregnant, do not get her pregnant. Pregnancy is a contract. It's like a business contract, meaning it's like you're dealing with someone who's shady, who's unscrupulous, this is a tough employer, whatever. Just don't sign a long-term contract. You want to show up at work, fine, but you have to be able to quit whenever you want.
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Natalie Raitano
I mean, we know that the odds are that they probably will, but take it into consideration not to. You know, I mean, it is a choice. And this is all to going too fast. And you don't need to go through that at such a young age, dealing with, you know, like at worst, if she's lying and manipulating you like that, you don't need that. You're too young.
34:20🔗
Adam
And then watch Yentl. Because I think that's going to shed some light on this. But I can't believe this guy's Jewish. That's how I know he didn't do it.
34:26🔗
Drew
Again, it's the choices that people make in their partners can really have profound implications.
34:42🔗
Natalie Raitano
Well, if they're equipped enough to listen to this radio station and call in and ask, and they're equipped to hear, you know, some advice and make the right decision.
34:53🔗
Drew
No, it's right. In particular, in today's culture, men are not asked to contain their biology.
35:02🔗
Caller
Hi, yeah. It's good to talk to you. I have been taking Paxil for the last six months, and I lost my health insurance, and I've been trying to wean myself off of it, and I've been having really bad withdrawal symptoms.
35:25🔗
Drew
Yeah. Paxil is an ultra short acting, a very high affinity binding, and when you stop it, you can have these awful withdrawals where you feel like dizzy and sort of uncomfortable and tingly and just weird all the time, and it can get miserable.
35:42🔗
Natalie Raitano
So is she, or Jennifer, are you going off of it because you can't afford it anymore?
36:02🔗
Drew
A similar medicine now is Selexa, and that's pretty inexpensive. I think it's about half the predopaxil. You might switch over to that.
36:31🔗
Adam
All right, but wait a minute. But are you still depressed? I mean, maybe you ought to take the Paxil, work an extra couple hours a week, and see if you can't make the money to buy the medication.
36:47🔗
Drew
Your doctor may have samples, that sort of thing. Check those options out. I mean, most doctors will have a closet of samples.
36:57🔗
Drew
No, no, but it's not a good idea for a serious condition to be sort of self-managed, let's say.
37:03🔗
Right.
37:07🔗
Caller
Well, I was just wondering, do you know how long this is going to last? If I don't get back on it?
37:17🔗
Drew
Well, I had an effects or a patient that when she got below like 8 milligrams, which is like a piece of a pill, she would, and for years, just couldn't do it.
37:26🔗
Adam
I like to take some of these drugs, Drew. Bring some of these by. I want to see what it does. What would it do? Would it work?
37:40🔗
Adam
Let's get on that. Here's what I need. I don't want to turn out like Elvis, but I need a little something to pet me up in the morning, kind of get me out of the house.
37:48🔗
Drew
Yeah. What we can do is we can use the Wellbutrin, so it'll make you stop smoking cigarettes.
38:13🔗
Adam
Give me up in the morning. And then at night, We need to do something with this. I'm kind of wound up.
38:17🔗
Drew
Yeah, there's impulse control problem you've got. We've got to work on that. Maybe some Luvox or...
38:24🔗
Drew
And then the sexual compulsivity, too. We want something to suppress some of that. Okay.
38:28🔗
Adam
There's not one pill that'll take care of those three things? You go with three different pills?
38:33🔗
Adam
And then at night, I come home from the show, I'm a little wound up sometimes. I like to relax. You don't want to go to bed. You got something that'll knock me down a little bit?
38:59🔗
Adam
Is that turning you on, all that talk about excessive masturbation and outbursts and being wound up and not being able to motivate?
39:09🔗
Adam
Really gets a woman hot when you start talking about having trouble leaving the house in the morning.
39:16🔗
Adam
Rageful at night and being in your pajamas until 3.30 in the afternoon. Alright, Natalie, seriously, you like me more than Drew, though, right?
39:34🔗
Natalie Raitano
Not all, you're always like kind of criticizing the show. So I think I like Drew more today.
39:49🔗
Adam
I may be back tomorrow. I wasn't criticizing the show. I was, I was marveling at its success and then I went on to use examples like Gilligan's Island. No, I just said it was a fun, you know, free for all. It's created its own genre. That's what I was trying to say. And it was a huge international success. Alright, there you go. We'll take a little break.
40:18🔗
Adam
No. I sat in my hotel room in Syracuse and watched that whole pilot. Do you hear me? Alright, well you're on the phone, you're an old lady and watching CNN, for Christ's sake. Don't talk to me about dedication.
41:12🔗
Adam
Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191, what the hell? 1-800-LOVE-191, that it? Yeah, forget about the fax number. Natalie Raitano is here tonight from VIP. That'd be Saturdays, five o'clock on Fox, and you can see the repeat Sunday, 1230 on Fox again. Also, you can find her and the entire cast of VIP at the Westside Pavilion from 6 to 8 on December 17th for a big calendar signing. And that's, oh, it's the 16th.
42:02🔗
Adam
I'm just reading it. Yes, be there and get your calendar. I have one in front of me and it's just spectacular.
42:33🔗
Caller
Oh gosh. Well, first of all, I hate to sound cliche, but I'm a long time listener, first time caller.
42:53🔗
Caller
So, my question is, lately, I've been, shall we say, developing a greater sense of my own sexuality and getting interested in a little experimentation and stuff like that.
43:11🔗
Adam
Mine's in a recessive phase, a dormant phase, by the way. But I'm glad that you're discovering yours. See if you can find mine while you're there.
43:20🔗
Caller
I've been having some fantasies about one of my best girlfriends from high school. And I'm also dating this guy where I'm living. And have talked to him about it. And we have this, not really a scheme, but have talked about getting into a threesome.
43:47🔗
Caller
I would call myself bi-curious. I haven't had an experience, but I would be open to the idea.
43:55🔗
Adam
I think once you get going, you may just keep rolling down that lesbian highway. That's my gut take on this one. I'm just saying, Jessica, I got a gut feeling here that once you bury your noggin between your first set of legs, you may never come up for air. And that may be the same possibility, which is fine, just be prepared. You have to repaint the apartment, toss out the potpourri.
44:24🔗
Drew
If that's her real sexual orientation, her more genuine sexual orientation, isn't that important for her to experiment?
44:41🔗
Caller
No, no, no, I wouldn't say I'm militant to anything, but I'm pretty easygoing. I'm just, you know, waiting to see what happens.
45:34🔗
Alto.
45:39🔗
Smaller one.
45:48🔗
Natalie Raitano
She's not going to know until she tries it. It's probably going to tug at her until she does, and then that'll be the telltale of it.
45:59🔗
Adam
Yes, because she has one of those deeper semi-masculine kind of vibes to her voice. She just sounds like Amelia Earhart in those old interviews.
46:08🔗
Natalie Raitano
Yeah, but she sounds like she wants to definitely go through. That's one thing to have a fantasy about it.
46:25🔗
Drew
Call us when you do it. The curious usually feels more conflicted. This is like, here's what we're going to do.
46:35🔗
Oh, yeah. Hey.
46:47🔗
Caller
Yeah. I'm verbally abusive to girls too. And I'm afraid kind of that it might start to rub off onto the girls.
47:08🔗
Caller
I really like, because a lot of like the earlier years of my life are kind of blacked out.
47:14🔗
Adam
Hold on a second, William. We got to take a break. All right. But it's good to don't cuss at the dog or anything while we're on the break. All right. All right. We'll take a little break and we'll come back after this.
47:58🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. We're gonna take a quick 10 second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.
48:21🔗
Adam
All right, we're back. I'm Adam, that's Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1, Natalie Raitano is here. She's the lovable ballistics expert, Nikki, on VIP, which of course airs at 5 o'clock on Fox on Sundays, and also, I'm sorry, wait a minute, it should be on Saturdays.
48:44🔗
Adam
There you go, and Sunday is at 5, okay, all right, and 12.30 also on Sunday. They're promoting the calendar, Natalie is at least, which she will be signing along with the rest of her cast from VIP at the Westside Pavilion, 6 to 8 o'clock. That would be this Thursday, December 16th, at Spencer's Gifts. All right, so where the hell were we?
49:29🔗
Adam
Oh, wait a minute, Screwball. You don't refer to yourself as daddy in front of your cat, do you?
49:41🔗
Caller
Um, I don't know, like, kind of weird forms of punishment, like today the cat made me mad so I put it under laundry, laundry pail, and put it in the bathtub and sprayed shower water on it until it got really wet.
49:58🔗
Caller
And like I know the other day I put boiling hot water inside of a bottle and because the cat scratched my finger and I started to squirt it in its eyes.
50:12🔗
Adam
And talking about linking violence to animals and pets and things like that to violence later on in life. To me it's one of those no duh reports, but this could spell trouble down the road.
50:29🔗
Adam
I mean, he's being violent to his own cat, but I mean, he's not going to do 25 years for being violent to his cat, but I'm saying by the time the guy's 19, he could be in prison, or he could be in prison at 16.
50:46🔗
Natalie Raitano
He's planning things out, you guys, you know what I mean? Like, it's not like, no, stop it, you know, maybe a smack and a little wince from the cat or the dog or whatever. This person is like going, okay, now we're going in the shower. Now you're going to get them soaking you wet. You know what I mean? Like cats don't get wet.
51:02🔗
Adam
Somebody did something bad to him and the thing is, is he's got to get some health and he's got to get some counseling before he does something awful to somebody else. And he should do it right now.
51:12🔗
Drew
Well, it's not entirely clear that therapy does much of this kind of thing because it's, when people get desensitized to the point that they lose empathy, okay, that's a biological event, that certain area of the brain that isn't developed normally.
51:28🔗
Drew
It may mean medications and things. Certainly some kinds of therapies might be helpful, but boy, this is something to really pay attention to. It's fascinating that he calls this radio station.
51:36🔗
Adam
What's the number he can call? I mean, who could he talk to? You know what I mean? I mean, he probably doesn't have too many resources. Say, William, you're living at home with your parents?
51:48🔗
Adam
Oh, yeah, yeah, that's bad. Hey, William, listen to me. As you know, you listen to the show?
52:07🔗
Adam
How often do you get to talk to him with a godlike comment? Like a Jesus representative, like myself.
52:13🔗
Adam
Listen, William, you had some bad things done to you, and that's bad. Now you can either have a life of doing bad things to other people, or you can get some help and have a good life.
52:57🔗
Adam
Well, he endorsed that comment wholeheartedly. Hey, listen, I was making an argument for the Jews that they would never physically rape anybody.
53:05🔗
Caller
Well, you know, and that's a positive thing, but I still think, you know, and I still think that comments like that might be avoided.
53:13🔗
Adam
Well, listen, let's call a spade a spade. I'll get to the blacks later. There's more raping going on financially by Jews than there are other religions. Wouldn't you say that's a fair statement?
53:24🔗
Caller
Well, you know, and sometimes people might say that's not such a bad thing, but I think, you know, I think that sometimes stereotypes are offensive.
53:32🔗
Adam
Well, I know, but they're almost always true, and that's why I'm here. And listen, I love the Jews. Lord knows, they get 25% out of everything I make. They really do. I love the Jews, they're good business people. They take care of their families. That's what I love about the Jews. And that's why I refuse to believe that a Jew would rape, physically. But they got a good business sense, and I'm making a joke, so relax. If I could be any religion, it'd be Jewish. Is that true? Yeah, I wish my parents were Jewish, or I could have gotten some goddamn brisket when I was a kid and went to college.
54:13🔗
Caller
No, no. You know, there's ways of, you know, that you can actually... the term that some of us use is Insta-Jew.
54:19🔗
Adam
Yeah, I could convert, but it's too late now. I wouldn't... you know, I'm well past the Bar Mitzvah, Hanukkah, I don't need that anymore, you know.
54:32🔗
Adam
Yeah, I'd make a good living. I could have used the Judaism at a younger age, although it would have... might have gotten away of the sports. There's a trade-off you have to make.
54:43🔗
Caller
Yeah, I guess it's a trade-off, but I mean, according to what you're saying, I guess if you converted now, you'd be making even more, right?
54:49🔗
Adam
Well, I might get part of my 25% back. I think that's my theory. Listen, here's the truth about me and the Jews, John. I grew up in the Valley, in North Hollywood, and I had, you know, let's say, 20 good Gentile friends and 8 good Jewish friends. All the Jewish friends went off to college, their parents stayed together, they have loving families of their own now, they're all very successful people. All my Gentile friends still work in construction, still drinking beer or went to jail, living in apartments and been in and out of jail and rehab. So do the math. Jew, much better religion, okay?
55:32🔗
Adam
But we did have our day on the football field in 1979, 1980. None of my Jewish friends were there, they played tennis.
55:41🔗
Adam
Well, you could really count the number of professional Jewish football players on one hand. Where are we going here, Drew? We're going to go to Cisco. Is that all right? Did I apologize?
56:00🔗
Natalie Raitano
It's nonsense for you to say that because since you are an atheist. So any religion would be, you know, you wouldn't love.
56:08🔗
Adam
Okay, it's all nonsense, obviously. It's all sort of fantasy. But the Jews, it's more than a religion. See, the Catholics and the Christians and all those other, and not to mention the fringe whack jobs with all this, you know, Scientology and all this other nonsense. These people, they read the Bible and stuff, and then they like molest their kids and get drunk, you know. The Jews, they live their religion. I mean, they take care of their kids. They send them off to college. They're very family-oriented. You know, it's a good, good people and a good religion.
56:44🔗
Natalie Raitano
But you don't think that any of those people have any problems, like rape? No, no.
56:58🔗
Adam
The Jews aren't big rapists. Listen, it's well documented. I would love to see some sort of crime statistic and see what percentage of rapists over the last 50 years have been Jews. I believe it is much lower than any other nationality or ethnicity or religion. Now, anyone want to argue with that? Or you think you would be higher? Okay, we all know. We all know what the answer is. Very low. You know why? Because their parents would kill them. Oh, if your grandfather Moisha was alive. Oh, if he could see this. It's true. They're not big rapists. Well, financially a little bit, that's all. Cory.
57:56🔗
Adam
All right. Hold on. Wake up. We'll take another call and we'll get back to Cory. You all right there, Drew? Cisco? Hey. You're 27.
58:09🔗
Caller
Natalie, I'm a big fan of the show. I don't think that they show you enough. I had a question. Did you do an exercise show like a while back?
58:21🔗
Caller
Where you were kind of dancing around to hip hop? Okay. That was an argument I had with a friend and I could swore up and down it was you.
58:47🔗
Natalie Raitano
I do have a website. You do? I'm told. But I haven't seen it yet. I'm actually working on one right now.
58:59🔗
Adam
Then he goes to that and at some point finds your website on that website? Can you do that?
59:54🔗
Caller
Being Catholic is kind of insulting to me and then I was thinking the other day, if they would have switched it around and made a lot of that stuff Jewish people, people would have been screaming anti-Semitism.
1:00:07🔗
Adam
Well, yeah, maybe a little of that. Listen, here's the deal. You're white, you're male, you're Catholic, you ain't complain about anything.
1:00:19🔗
Adam
All right. Well, you can complain a little. Here's what you need to do. Don't focus on the Catholic stuff, focus on the Mexican stuff. I mean, that's your problem. You've taken the whole Catholic thing and you're bracing that, but you need to focus on why there's not enough Mexicans on TV. Okay, true. All right? There's where you write your letter.
1:00:40🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let's get Hildago on there. But you got to go like anti with Hildago. You can't be like a car thief. You got to make him a computer genius. Exactly. Right. Because you see a lot of Latino guys around the computer. All right. That's what you do. That's what you got to make sure of. Where are we here, Drew?
1:01:08🔗
Caller
First, I'd like to say, I'm Natalie. I think you're totally hot. And I'd like to say that William, man, he really needs to get some help because like, what if he, when he has kids or something, yeah, I'm doing the same thing to him.
1:01:22🔗
Natalie Raitano
You know, I just want to point out that it's really brave of him to call up here and even ask for help and know that he needs it.
1:01:29🔗
Drew
Well, it's so interesting that he would, it almost, it makes it almost hard to understand how he could continue doing it if he's aware he's doing it. You understand that?
1:01:37🔗
Natalie Raitano
Well, there must be two parts to him, like the part that does it that he can't control and the other one that just can't stand it.
1:01:43🔗
Drew
That's aware that there's something, he's hurting something. Usually you lack the awareness.
1:01:49🔗
Adam
Well, wait a minute, whenever they interview those serial killers or anything, they always explain the part of them that knew it was wrong and wanted to stop and couldn't contain it. I mean, that element exists in almost everyone who's doing something that they know is wrong. Come on, Drew. Thank you.
1:02:17🔗
Adam
I mean, of course he can't contain it or he wouldn't do it because it's bizarre, anti-social behavior. Corey?
1:02:41🔗
Caller
Okay, this is kind of like strange. Like it doesn't happen all the time, but sometimes like when I'm having intercourse or just plan on having an erection, like right underneath the head of my penis, I get like this little bump and it's like a vein or something.
1:02:58🔗
Caller
It's like right there, but it's like that one little spot and it's like really big and that was kind of worrying me out.
1:03:35🔗
Caller
If her mom even found out, then she'd be like, I don't know, I'd probably never see her again.
1:03:40🔗
Drew
Well, get that morning after pill, keep it around too. Because the condoms break and there's an opportunity to prevent pregnancy with that morning after pill without abortion.
1:03:49🔗
Adam
If everyone is an atheist like me, there'd be no problem with having that morning after pill liberally distributed. Yes.
1:03:57🔗
Drew
Wait, you're going to love this. I was going to speak at Planned Parenthood in Connecticut or something and I support the hell out of Planned Parenthood, right?
1:04:07🔗
Drew
Okay, well, I said something to the effect of I'm anti-abortion fundamentally but I wouldn't take a woman's choice away and the law of the land is what it is and I'm basically a right-to-life type person and clearly to me the morning after pill is a way to avoid abortion. To avoid this thing that we all agree should be is not a good thing.
1:04:36🔗
Natalie Raitano
Because they think that the morning after pill is the same thing as abortion.
1:04:42🔗
Drew
Even though I've worked for Planned Parenthood, I endorse Planned Parenthood, I'm pro-choice, because I made a comment like, I think abortion is not a good thing, it would be nice if we could help get rid of it.
1:04:52🔗
Adam
Yeah. Let me tell you something about Planned Parenthood and I said it to their face when they were in here, their hearts are in the right place, but man are they a pack of screw ups, they just can't get their ass together.
1:05:05🔗
Adam
They sent supermodels over to Capitol Hill to talk about the morning after pill, they don't know their ass from the hole in the ground. Who do we have on here, that model who went to Capitol Hill to discuss the morning after pill, like in front of Congress, and then I said, I think I got Congress over there in Capitol Hill, they said, it's not the House of Parliament anymore, no powdered way, so I said, what did you say about the morning after pill? She's like, I don't know. I just read what they, I don't remember what it, I said, well, what do you mean? How did you talk to Congress about the morning after pill? The Beverly Peele? Yeah. How do you talk to Congress about the morning after pill and not know what you're saying? Well, they put it on three by five cards.
1:05:44🔗
Adam
I was like, why not get somebody who's passionate about it, someone who knows about it?
1:05:54🔗
Adam
And it's, hey Anderson, you got that s-word there. We had a little talk about profanity today. But furthermore, make your point in a mature way. Don't send models up there to talk about something they're not interested in doing.
1:06:09🔗
Natalie Raitano
Don't send anybody up there that is doing it for the wrong reason. Obviously, if she's just, I don't know, maybe there is a supermodel that really feels strongly about it and has something to say about it, then yes. But if somebody's just up there for like, let me get up over there.
1:06:40🔗
Adam
I know. Why don't they support us? That's the question. Okay. Ready to go back to the phones?
1:06:48🔗
Adam
Let me tell you the problem with the liberals in this country and the left-wingers and the atheists and the agnostics and the Democrats. Pack of policies. That's what they should call themselves. We're not allowed to use the P word? We didn't talk about the P word, did we today in the profanity?
1:07:16🔗
Natalie Raitano
No, no, no, no. You were saying the left wing and a lot of those people are men.
1:07:21🔗
Adam
No, no. That's not majority men. That's probably more women who are affiliated with those liberal groups and there are men. It's just they're men that should be women. That's what they are. They're men with vaginas. They don't stand up. Who are... You look at all the loudmouths in this country and it's always the right wingers. It's always the Pat Buchanan's. It's always the Rush Limbaugh's. The left wingers... Yeah, they're men. Yeah, they're all... Men are all evil. I'm not going to argue with you.
1:07:52🔗
Natalie Raitano
I'm not saying that they're evil, but I just feel like, you know, a lot of times when a man takes a stand like that, like about abortion or about, you know, something about a woman, like what do they really know about being a woman?
1:08:12🔗
Natalie Raitano
Every, you know, for how many years you have... I mean, it's just... That's like... makes me so mad.
1:08:17🔗
Adam
Listen, any guy, by the way, who's coming up with reasons why a woman should not have an abortion or should not have a morning after pill or birth control or something, I look at as a traitor to the male race. Do you understand? We should make it as easy and as comfortable and risk-free as possible to get in those panties. And please, all the philandering that these a-holes are doing, you want your little hookers that you're banging around with when you're on the campaign trail to actually have the kid or do you want to have the abortion? Ridiculous. Shooting yourself in the foot. All right. We're going to take a little break. Natalie Raitano's here. What do you want, Drew? You know I'm right about everything.
1:09:07🔗
Adam
That's right. They ought to help themselves, too, by talking to us once in a while. We'll be back. Yep.
1:09:54🔗
Adam
It is, it is Loveline. Natalie Raitano is here. She is from VIP all weekend on Fox. That's where you can find VIP. Also, the calendar over the Westside Pavilion, Thursday night, 6 to 8 at, what the hell? The Westside Pavilion. Spencer Gifts. That's where you can find it. Spencer Gifts that I've never been there, but for like $80, you can get some chattering teeth and a jock full of nuts. It's a jock strap filled with peanuts.
1:10:25🔗
Drew
Genius. But you think that the goal of trying to get rid of unnecessary abortions is not a good goal?
1:10:41🔗
Natalie Raitano
I just want to say, well, yeah, I guess it would be good, but I'm glad that they have that choice.
1:10:52🔗
Drew
Well, our point was, everyone seems to agree that abortions are not a good thing. It'd be nice if people didn't have to go through that.
1:10:58🔗
Drew
If we didn't have these things, then why don't we work towards technology and behavior?
1:11:10🔗
Natalie Raitano
I think that a lot of people are so irresponsible that we would end up with way more unwanted pregnancies. That's the only thing.
1:11:26🔗
Adam
No, I'm saying Drew's trying to get rid of abortions not by making them illegal, but by making them unnecessary because everyone has the morning after pill.
1:11:39🔗
Natalie Raitano
But my answer to that is that I don't think these people that are getting pregnant, which are their 14 or 15, I don't think they're responsible enough to get the morning after pill.
1:11:53🔗
Drew
Or find some other technology. Or other technology. Or something. We'll keep working toward it in the meantime. But a new, very interesting article about a male contraceptive, a commonly prescribed blood pressure medication, makes sperm not work.
1:12:08🔗
Drew
It's called nifedipine. It increases the cholesterol content in sperm, and they can't function normally.
1:12:15🔗
Drew
You have remotes, but the cholesterol, it's not as though they change morphologically. You can't really see a difference in them, but they just don't work. They can't induce a fertilization. And so maybe that will be the male contraceptive coming up.
1:12:35🔗
Always, always, always use condoms.
1:12:55🔗
Caller
Well, first off, on the whole abortion issue, listening to you guys talk about it, I'm with Natalie on the fact that nothing frustrates me more than a man standing up saying a woman shouldn't have the right to choose.
1:13:05🔗
Caller
Yeah, I mean, and I'm with Drew on the opinion that I'm not for abortion, but I'm not for saying.
1:13:13🔗
Caller
I think people misunderstand when people say, you know, oh, I'm pro-choice. It's not I'm pro-abortion.
1:13:23🔗
Drew
And I sit squarely on the fence right this and would like to see us find technology that makes this thing. And by the way, one of the groups that suffer the most because of abortion is women. It is an intervention. It's an invasive procedure. It makes them depressed very often. I mean, women suffer with these procedures.
1:13:43🔗
Caller
Yeah. Well, I myself could never live with doing it, but I would want to leave that option open to somebody who could.
1:13:50🔗
Caller
I mean, when faced with that challenge, I wouldn't have dared gone down that road, but I would like that available to me. Anyway, my question. I had called in maybe a month or two ago. I had gotten tricked into having sex with a 26-year-old in a dark garage and never saw his face.
1:14:22🔗
Adam
No, no, he. That's right, they can afford good attorneys. It's not that they don't rape, it's that they have good representation. I'm going to clear that up. Thank you. Most of their parents are lawyers.
1:14:31🔗
Drew
I'm proud of you tonight. I really am. This is just a pleasure to be a part of this podcast. Thank you.
1:14:40🔗
Caller
I met him through a mutual friend who, since I've called in, she admitted to me that she met him on the Internet. She gave him my phone number and he called me. We started talking on the phone and it was that whole, oh, you said all the right things and whatever.
1:14:59🔗
Caller
We decided to take it to the next level, whatever you want to say. He came up with the brilliant idea that we could keep that anonymous thing going if we did it in the dark. I waited till a week when my parents were gone and he came over and in the darkest room in the house, which happened to be the garage, we went to it.
1:15:22🔗
Caller
Yeah, no, I mean, it was full out planned. I thought he would keep it, but he had told me all along he was sixteen.
1:15:27🔗
Adam
Settle down for a second, Michelle. First off, no sixteen-year-old knows that reach-around maneuver. That should have made you suspicious right off the top. But secondly, Drew, didn't we have this call on the TV or on the radio?
1:15:53🔗
Caller
But now my question is, I am like addicted to my vibrator. I guess, you know, I've heard you guys say before it's normal for guys to, you know, masturbate one or two, maybe three times a day. I do that before I get out of bed in the morning.
1:16:06🔗
Adam
Hey, Michelle. Let me say this, a couple of things. First off, how did you get him into the garage without you seeing him?
1:16:18🔗
Caller
He came in through a side door and our garage is completely dark and it was like 12 at night.
1:16:23🔗
Adam
And you just walked in there to meet him? Yeah. Let's just say he was 16 or 17. What's up with you that you're having a total stranger come meet you in a dark place around flammable objects, by the way?
1:16:38🔗
Caller
I got into therapy after the salty heavy therapy sessions and I think I basically broke it down to... I've always been overweight and it was more of a I wanted somebody to love me so bad that way that I did it anyway. I compromised myself to feel what I wanted to feel.
1:16:57🔗
Caller
No. No, no, no. My parents have always been loving and supportive but I've always had very low self-esteem. Right.
1:17:06🔗
Adam
All right. But hold on a second there. I mean, the fact, listen, if you're a female and you're overweight and you're...
1:17:17🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, but I agree with that. But in this society, it is a rough, tough, rough road a hoe to be overweight and female. She could have loving parents, but because you get ostracized at school and made fun of and blah, blah, blah, you could still have pretty low self-esteem. But I agree, maybe the parenting wasn't the greatest. Michelle? So anyway, you had sex with a guy. Now, it's like jarred something loose in you, and you're nuts with the vibrator.
1:17:49🔗
Caller
Yeah. And I don't know if the two are related in any way. It wasn't the parenting, it was the people at school. School has always been difficult because of other people.
1:18:06🔗
Caller
Ten is three nights a week. Yeah. I meet with a nutritionist once a month. But I don't know. All of a sudden, I've just become very, I see something on TV and I have to run to my room crossing my legs because I want to get off so bad.
1:18:25🔗
Caller
It's just like, and I don't know if those two are related or if that's just like normal. No.
1:18:46🔗
Adam
Michelle's got some... There's issues here. So here's what I would say. She's in therapy.
1:18:52🔗
Adam
Stay with that therapy. Don't beat yourself up. See if you can kind of... I can't believe I'm saying this. Critellular masturbation. Oh, Adam. I'm an atheist. If I wasn't, I'd be waiting for the lightning to come down and hit me. And stay with the therapy because there's things going on. And kick that friend of yours right in the labia. You know what I mean? Friend sending the guy over to go bang around in the garage.
1:19:17🔗
Drew
I just think, Michelle, there's a lot to Michelle. It would take a while to unravel that one.
1:19:23🔗
Natalie Raitano
I mean, you're lucky the guy only had sex with you. He could have killed you.
1:19:33🔗
Caller
I just use that for everyone. By the way, I'm proud to say I'm a liberal Jew woman and I'm an activist, so I'll add that in there. Anyway, I'm sure that you...
1:19:46🔗
Caller
Well, I belong to a couple of organizations, NARAL, Planned Parenthood. I've worked on a couple of campaigns.
1:19:59🔗
Adam
You tell those liberal wussies over there at Planned Parenthood to get off their ass every once in a while.
1:20:07🔗
Caller
Anyway, my question is, basically, I've been in a relationship for ten months with my boyfriend, and everything is great except for the fact I'm just unable to have an orgasm with him. And I've tried to talk to him a few times about it. I know this is not a very uncommon question, but I just feel like every time I bring it up, he gets really defensive and hurt. And I'm not sure how to talk to him and how to change our sex life.
1:20:33🔗
Drew
No, that's his. That's bizarre. A guy who gets hurt because his girlfriend is trying to tell you what she needs you to do. Well, how do you bring it up?
1:20:48🔗
Caller
Well, no, not like that, but it does come up when things aren't going right, like after sex.
1:21:19🔗
Adam
Here's the way guys work, unfortunately. Not this man, by the way. Not this Jew- Jew-loving atheist over here. Men love sex. They love to talk about sex. They love to fantasize about sex, but they don't want to have a realistic conversation about sex, and especially as it pertains to them. So they love to talk naughty on the phone. They love to watch the dirty movies. They love to try to coax a woman into the sack. But, you look them in the eye with the light on and say, here's what's going on with me sexually. Here's what maybe you could use a little help on, and they get really freaky and uncomfortable really fast. We've seen that every night on this show. They don't want to talk about it. They can't deal with it.
1:22:02🔗
Drew
I think it's subtly different than that. They can't tolerate talking about it, but they want the information.
1:22:08🔗
Adam
They have difficulty with a woman being sexual and assertive and looking at them as sexual creatures.
1:22:14🔗
Drew
They're much more ease with this information, and much more able to talk much clearer about it. And a guy will hear you and appreciate it, but he won't be able to hang in long with you.
1:22:26🔗
Caller
A note. I've told him that I love him, and that the sex is okay. I enjoy myself, but that I just physically am not having orgasm. I've kind of set it out there like that, and he kind of gets it.
1:22:53🔗
Drew
Why don't you just... With an appropriate reaction, the guy would be, well, what can I do? What do you need?
1:23:01🔗
Adam
What if you told him, Sarah, what if you said, I really enjoy oral sex and that would be the fastest way to give me a climax? Could you do that for me? And what's he do?
1:23:11🔗
Caller
For a month or so after that, he would do that and then after a while, he'd just go back to...
1:23:36🔗
Caller
Not long, and sometimes long enough to bring me to orgasm, but usually he'd just come back up and then we'd have sex.
1:24:19🔗
Adam
Oh, I see. Okay. I didn't say that out loud, did I? I was just thinking that. All right. I got to drain my mouth. I have to move when my brain starts moving. We're going to take a little break and Drew and I are going to arm wrestle over who gets to be the side guy for Natalie Raitano and we'll be back after this.
1:25:21🔗
Adam
It's Loveline, Natalie Raitano's guest tonight from VIP. On all weekend on Fox. Just turn it on, leave it on Fox and watch. Except for, I think there's a man show rerun on Saturday. You got to switch over to Comedy Central at some point.
1:25:47🔗
Adam
Could be very soon. No, you're in there. Drew plays a proctologist in the upcoming Man Show episode, so you don't want to miss that. Again, VIP and the big signing. Six to eight o'clock, December 16th, West Side Pavilion at Spencer Gifts. And they'll be signing the beautiful VIP calendar. All the lovelies will be there and some of the guys too. All right, where are we here, Drew?
1:26:42🔗
Adam
That's right. I know everyone is free to make their own choice sexually. We just happen to know that 16 year old guys who are bi got molested. Who called this show, or at least when people call about them? All right. He'll make a lovely father. Why'd you let him get you pregnant, you screwball?
1:27:04🔗
Adam
Oh, you're just into banging around with bisexual guys with black fingernail polish, you idiot? Jesus Christ, get your priorities straight, honey. Why are you against abortion?
1:27:15🔗
Adam
Yes, give me your philosophical... I want to hear your views on why abortion is wrong. Just let me hear it. Let her articulate herself. Go ahead, Amanda.
1:27:25🔗
Caller
Okay, I believe abortion is wrong because you're taking the life of a child that hasn't had the right to live yet.
1:27:36🔗
Drew
Here's the argument that people would make. It's not the child's fault. It's the product of a screwed up situation like this.
1:28:01🔗
Drew
Because he looks like a freak and he's antisocial and he's angry and it's not what she wants.
1:28:38🔗
Adam
These kids have different genes than your kids. These are the old kids. Amanda? Yes. Listen. I don't know what that means. Listen. First off, if you're Jewish, just one and a half.
1:28:48🔗
Adam
I know. Oh, I know. Secondly, you are paying your mother back because this crazy bitch got hooked up with Screwball Dad and now brings Stepdad who you don't like either. You don't like your mom.
1:29:09🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, I love him to death, but I have this feeling that he's, like, gay. I mean, it's just recently...
1:29:28🔗
Adam
Hey, Amanda, Amanda, this guy's a handful and a mess. You are much saner than he is. Do you understand how bad he is now?
1:29:44🔗
Adam
See if you can, man, break some bread with your mom and not feel, you know, act out and pay her back for the horrible job she did.
1:29:52🔗
Caller
Well, the thing is, my question is, how would I break this to my mom without, like, really making her...
1:30:02🔗
Natalie Raitano
Well, there is no easy way. You better... As I always say, honesty is the best policy. Just go tell her and get it over with.
1:30:08🔗
Caller
Well, she told me that if I got pregnant by this certain guy, then I would be kicked out of my house.
1:30:17🔗
Adam
Amanda, Amanda, listen to me. There's a part of you that you don't know about that wanted to get pregnant so that you could tell your mom and pay her back. So just focus on that part and enjoy yourself. That's what I'm saying. Do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Because you're angry at her. And you know this would be upsetting to her. And this is a good way to get back at her for the horrible job she did. So you're going to tell her, you have to tell her, tell her, tell her you're going to give it up for adoption, and tell her she's going to have to deal with it. I'm sorry, but you have no choice. It's a tough decision, but you put yourself in a tough place, but she knew what she was doing. And listen, parents, F with your kids, they will F with you. Beat on your kids, abuse your kids, neglect your kids, and hope they won't get back to you, they'll get back with you. Don't worry. They'll become alcoholics, they'll become drug addicts, they'll be on your sofa until they're in their 70s, they'll be in prison, they'll go by, they'll go gay, they'll do all that stuff you don't want them to do. You beat on them and tell them, you don't like blacks, they're dating a black guy. Believe me, they'll get back to you. Whatever it is you screw with them on, they will come back and screw with you. I'm talking my shrink about this today.
1:31:44🔗
Adam
Call my dad a pussy in GQ magazine. I told him that. I said, it's interesting. A lot of parents, he was telling me about kids that rebel by dropping out of school, doing drugs, getting on welfare. Yeah, that's how you piss off parents who are lawyers or doctors or successful or business people. My parents, you make money. Then you just drive over to BMW and honk the horn every once in a while and peel out on the lawn. That's how you pay them back. I said, are you kidding? I could be in rehab right now. They wouldn't know. Where the hell are we? They wouldn't care about that. Well, they wouldn't look at that as bad. No, I could be working in a coal mine and they wouldn't look at that as failing them at all. Well, part about paying taxes, that's the part that piss them off. Matt?
1:32:31🔗
Yes.
1:32:39🔗
Adam
All right, I'm going to articulate it for you. Uh-huh. Girlfriend started bleeding heavily during sex. It's not her period. What is it? Also swelling.
1:33:04🔗
Caller
There was some, while we were having sex, we noticed some blood, so we stopped him. It wasn't like heavy bleeding. That was...
1:33:33🔗
Drew
If she's having pain, she's having swelling, she should go to an Urgent Care Center in an emergency room.
1:33:41🔗
Drew
That's certainly possible, but I don't know. I can't get a clear enough read from what he's telling me about what the hell is going on here.
1:33:46🔗
Adam
Alright, but you go to the Urgent Care Center, you tell them your crotch hurts, and you sit next to a junkie for four hours before you even get off of the goddamn chair.
1:34:49🔗
Adam
I'll explain that in 30 seconds off the air, it's interesting. All right, so let's hurry up and wrap the show up so I can get to the good material. Natalie, thank you very much for coming on.
1:35:00🔗
Adam
We always appreciate it, it's always a good time, and you come back anytime you like. And again, VIP, Fox, Saturday, Sunday, all weekend, and over at the Westside Pavilion, signing these beautiful calendars, the entire castle will be there.
1:35:17🔗
Adam
Spencer's Gifts. And 311 tomorrow night, everybody. So, until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying mahalo. Ha ha. Well now.
1:35:26🔗
Caller
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