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Voiceover
Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew.
1:11🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, and that's, I guess, our new opening. Good, not a bunch of static.
1:19🔗
Adam
All right, what's going on? Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Tonight we have some of the members of Method of Mayhem. That is TiLo and Tommy Lee. This is, I know there's tons. I mean, I'm just looking at this thing, and actually we know a lot of these people that are on the Methods of Mayhem CD. We got Scott and Ken from Crystal Method. We love those guys because they look like truck drivers. Ken especially, Ken doesn't look like some kind of mix master. He looks like he works at a U-Haul in Fresno.
2:03🔗
Adam
Yeah, he's been on the show eight times, and Drew never knows who they are because they don't look like rockers. Snoop Dogg, you'd recognize him, Drew.
2:12🔗
Adam
Kid Rock, George Clinton. He is the king of funk. Did you spend much time in a small close there with George Clinton?
2:23🔗
Yes, we have.
2:23🔗
He is the funk king.
2:25🔗
The whole clique. They got three tour buses of funk.
2:29🔗
Adam
George is wearing like a couple of raccoons on his head. Remember, were you in here with George Clinton?
2:36🔗
He's got the funk.
2:38🔗
He feels like meat oil on his skin or something.
2:41🔗
Adam
Fred Durst, of course, from Limp Bizkit and The List, little Kim, who we had on the TV, I think, last year, is a trip. A trip. She really is.
2:50🔗
Yeah.
2:51🔗
Adam
The list goes on and on. So, Tommy, explain how this whole thing got started and how many guys are in it and how many people are making cameos and what are you going to do when you tour and how does all that work?
3:04🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Okay, 42 questions. Where do we start? A quick sort of synopsis is that Tim and I, we got together. He was in a band called Head PE. I saw him when his band opened up for Mötley. Right. Just on this last, or on the Generation Swine Tour and I saw him and he was like the background guy and I just thought we got to know each other. I saw him and I was like man if that guy gets a microphone in a spotlight he's going to be a big star.
3:40🔗
He'll blow up the spiznart, you know.
3:43🔗
Methods of Mayhem
He's cool and we got together just briefly after the tour was over. I said we had to get together and just write a song.
3:56🔗
Well this is two years ago we met but we've only done Methods of Mayhem for under a year now. Yeah, it's been about a year.
4:05🔗
Methods of Mayhem
That was a year ago. We wrote a song, it came out amazing and then I went and got myself into some trouble and spent some time in jail. We stayed in touch and as soon as I got out I'd made a decision to move on to phase two of my musical career. I was really unhappy creatively.
4:29🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Just doing the same old thing, playing the same songs. I just couldn't, that unhappiness was spilling into my personal life, it was spilling into all other aspects of my life. And I just, it was time to make a move.
4:51🔗
Yeah.
4:56🔗
We didn't enlist anybody. Everybody just saw...
4:59🔗
First we did this homegirl Ashley. She hooked us up with YouGuy. YouGuy came into town from Wu-Tang Clan. He's like, man, I want to meet Tommy Lee. So she called up. She goes, hey, do you mind if YouGuy comes by? And we're like, yeah, bring him by. For real, you know what I mean? So he came by and he just heard some of the tunes and he was just blown away. He's like, I can't believe you guys are mixing these styles together. It's coming out so lovely. It's not like generic at all. So, you know, he's like, I was like, man, what kind of music do you listen to? He's like, nobody. So, man, he's a heavy cat.
5:34🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah, word got out and all of a sudden we got a call from Snoop. We were talking on the phone. Next thing I know, it's like, all right, Tim, we're out of here. We're going to Atlanta. And we did a song for Snoop's Outsiders Project and Snoop did one with us. Right. And then Kid Rock and Freddie Durst were just like out partying one night and they called us at about 1 o'clock, 1.30 in the morning, what are you guys doing? And we're like, we're working on music. Oh, we're coming by. They came by and all of a sudden this Methods of Mayhem Project, which initially I never intended it to be, you know, where, what it's become, you know, this has all been out of love and people coming by and collaborating. I mean, I sit back now and I'm like, dude, I can't believe we did this.
6:16🔗
Adam
So, I mean, is this turning into a sort of like a late 90s Steely Dan or is it like the traveling Woolberries with weed and tattoos?
6:31🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah, no, we got the bands together. Steve Perkins from Jane's Addiction, drummer, is going to be playing drums as well with me. Because there's...
6:45🔗
All right.
6:46🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Because there's times where I play guitar and Tim and I are doing a lot of the vocals. So, you know, something new for me. You know, we got Stephen Perkins. Chris Chaney is playing bass on the record and is going to tour with us. He finishes up with the Lannis Morissette on December 7th or something.
7:05🔗
Adam
And I'm guessing some of the people who contributed to the album, depending on what city you're in and where they were, when you were in that city, make an appearance as well.
7:15🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah, Mix Master Mike from the Beastie Boys. He's going to DJ the large shows.
7:31🔗
Yeah.
7:36🔗
I got a call about a week or two ago.
7:58🔗
Kind of.
7:59🔗
I'm not sure. I'm kind of drunk right now, but.
8:04🔗
Adam
He got no, yeah, kind of, sort of. I'm not sure. Calling her the same answer for the same question.
8:10🔗
Sorry.
8:15🔗
Because she bled when we have sex.
8:17🔗
Drew
No, but it's possible for women to bleed, be stimulated to bleed by having sex, even if they're not about to have their period.
8:25🔗
So she bled when we have sex. Does that mean she was like.
8:40🔗
Well, I told her to go in the morning if she thought she had to. But we wore a condom and I was back.
8:50🔗
Yeah.
8:52🔗
Yeah.
8:53🔗
We had our sex education.
9:08🔗
Adam
It turned out to be a wart though. I gave it a few months. I just need any excuse to tell the ladies. No, no, no, no, no. Second penis. Don't touch it. What do you mean freeze it off? That's my second penis.
9:20🔗
Yikes.
9:28🔗
Yes?
9:31🔗
Caller
I had sex off right and he came inside me and it started hurting my ovaries, my lower stomach.
9:46🔗
Caller
Before this happened, twice before, it didn't hurt this bad but it hurt a little bit. So, I'm wondering what's happening.
10:05🔗
Drew
It could be a pelvic inflammatory disease, among other things. It could be a bad infection in your tubes and those things need to be treated quickly or your fertility can be forever impaired.
10:54🔗
Drew
But you gotta see a doctor. This could be a serious infection. There are many other reasons for this, including things like endometriosis, ovarian cysts, lots of things, even appendicitis.
11:07🔗
Yeah.
11:11🔗
Well, that sounds really cool.
11:27🔗
Adam
That is the equivalent to you not getting an erection for three and a half years. Do you realize that as an adult?
11:34🔗
Adam
I mean, when you're 14 and you have an erection in six months, it really is like four or five years as an adult.
11:58🔗
I've tried.
12:08🔗
Drew
Have you ever masturbated? Oh, there you go. It's interesting. When you start to try to get the real questions, they fall apart.
12:24🔗
Yeah.
12:31🔗
I'm cold.
12:45🔗
Adam
I swear to God. I was such a pathetic son of a bitch when I was younger. I didn't own a sleeping bag when I was like 19 or 20. I still hate my parents for this because don't you guys think it's your parents' job to buy you a sleeping bag like at some point? Then maybe like you don't buy a sleeping bag for yourself until you're at least 25, maybe 30. Other than that, you should be able to go to your parents to get a sleeping bag. My parents never bought me a sleeping bag. So when we went camping, I brought a blanket from my bed. And we go up to the top of like Mount Pino's and just spread that blanket out. And it was about four in the morning. I thought I was going to die with the weather like it is. I woke up in the morning. I woke up at like four a.m. And I was like, I am dying. And I said to my buddy, I said to the Wheeze, who was in one of those mummy bags where I could only see his nose sticking out. I like flicked his nose, Hey Wheeze, what? You got to let me in the bag with you. No f-ing way. John, I'm not kidding. I'm going to die. I don't care. You can't get in this bag.
13:48🔗
Adam
The next guy was Carl. Carl. And just his nose sticking out of that mummy bag. I wanted to kill him. There's nothing worse than freezing when people are warm. I don't mind freezing when everyone else is freezing. But guys that are toasty when you're freezing is painful. It makes you colder.
14:06🔗
Adam
No. They're like, hey, I'm hot in here. I just farted. Wait a minute. It's 10 degrees warmer than it was in here 10 seconds ago. I'm like, Carl, dude, let me into that bag with you. No. I'm going to die out here on this mountain. Sorry. So I remember hearing this story of like when you're freezing out in the wilderness, you should take the rocks from the fire that night that are still hot and make a bed. You know all that stuff they tell you to do, all that survival BS. What they don't tell you is most of it involves like a backhoe and a couple of day laborers, and three days of preparation. You know in the movies they show the guy like, you know he takes a hack with a machete and then they cut to the scene where he has the whole raft lash together and everything in the bed and they lean to. They don't work that way at four in the morning when it's real windy and you're freezing your ass off and you're drunk earlier, you know, you're like you don't know where you are. And so I took these rocks and I spread them out but the rocks that I could handle were cold and the ones I couldn't handle were too hot, you know, from the fire and I ended up lying, I ended up just lying on top of the fire with my blanket and part of the blanket caught on fire and I smelled like one of those sausage links the following morning, you know, they smelled like I was smoked, you know, miserable, miserable man. Shouldn't your parents, shouldn't I be able to sue my parents for that?
15:29🔗
Adam
And then I took the same blanket and put it back on my bed when I got home and that was my blanket. It smelled like a hickory blanket, like a hickory farms blanket.
15:43🔗
Adam
I know, I know. But you know what, I think I would have done the same thing if I were them. When you have, who would have let some big guy, I was wearing boots and a vest and I was wearing as much stuff as I could get on. You know, I had like tube socks on my hands and stuff. There's no way I could have gotten a sleeping bag with them, could I? Yeah. A mummy bag? I would have had to get in him to get in him with him. All right. Oh, man, I'm such an idiot going camping.
16:19🔗
Caller
All right. I've been, I was with one girl for about three years and her orgasm seemed to be, you know, very similar to mine. You know, I just one, you peak and after it, you kind of out cold kind of thing. Um, but, but you guys have been, you know, not you guys, you know, I've heard about this multiple orgasm stuff and I really don't understand how it works. I mean, do you have an orgasm with the same intensity and then you can just keep having one if you just keep being stimulated or?
16:52🔗
Drew
It's just, it's just a lack of, it's probably a little less intense and the lack of refractoriness.
16:57🔗
Adam
Well, but isn't it, you know, women, it's hard to separate. Some of them have those like cluster orgasms, you know?
17:04🔗
Adam
Like, like, like a cluster bomb, you know, it's like one shell but a bunch of little explosions going off. And it's all sort of connected to the same main shell.
17:18🔗
Drew
Some, some can go for quite a while. But that's sort of, that's a biological state, you know what I mean? That's something they're born with.
17:42🔗
Adam
Yeah. I like guys sort of hypothetically planning their orgasm schedule for down the road. I'm going to get me one of the multi-orgasmic broads, you know, for my next one. I feel pretty good.
18:00🔗
Adam
Well, don't you guys think that guys sort of take a methodical approach to almost everything? I mean, almost a mechanical approach. Like if I'm going to be with a woman, I want a multi-orgasmic woman so that that'd be kind of cool to have. Just like you're buying a truck or something and you want one with the lift kit and a tow package on it.
18:18🔗
Drew
Yeah, but they're even a little more pragmatic. It's like, what can I do to make it that?
18:25🔗
Adam
Just like if I bought the stock truck, I'd want to go have the captain's chairs put in the thing and the killer stereo, so where could I take it?
18:34🔗
Adam
Right. So guys approach women that way and so when they find one that's not performing the way they'd like to perform they just think well all right I'll just get the manual, figure it out here, maybe put some headers on it or something, drop it in a hot cam and see what happens. Squeeze a little more performance out of it. Yeah this is kind of frustrating when they don't cooperate. They should all act like cars. All right, why don't we play? Can we do this? Are you going to get mad?
19:12🔗
Drew
Yeah. Doris, our producer, replacing Ann right now, was telling me that the video is pretty wild.
19:25🔗
Adam
Let's hear the song and we'll talk about the nudity. Well, there you go, TiLo and Tommy Lee are both here from Methods of Mayhem. We are going to take ourselves a quick break. When we come back, we'll talk a little about that video and take your calls after this.
23:26🔗
Adam
I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. T-Lo and Tommy Lee are both here tonight from Methods of Mayhem, which is the name of the CD as well. And that will be out.
23:41🔗
Adam
That's right. So you should buy it on December 7th, because if the planet has been destroyed by the 8th, you're not going to be able to hear it.
23:49🔗
Caller
You're going to hope that things are spinning around. You might get bumped to the 4th Dimension. You might get caught slipping.
23:56🔗
Adam
You bring your Walkman with you if you're going to that 4th Dimension. And don't use your Walkman to listen to the 5th Dimension, alright, Drew? That's one of your bands.
24:22🔗
Adam
I don't want to get into it, Drew. Now hold on a second. I want to talk about the nudity in this video first. What... I saw... So naked anyway. I saw the last 10 seconds of this video on MTV, I believe, the other night. And it looked like regular naked people running around. I was kind of excited by it. But I didn't see the whole video. Is everyone nude?
24:51🔗
Adam
What's he wearing? Well, listen, I don't need to see him. I've seen enough of his penis.
24:55🔗
He's wearing something sexy. What's the question?
25:08🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Clothes. You know, the Fred Durst uniform. The baseball cap and his dickies and a shirt.
25:15🔗
Adam
See, to me, that either means a small penis or zit on ass. That's what that translates into, or possibly both. So now, who all is naked then?
25:49🔗
Adam
Yeah, oh, certainly. What do you think he means? There it is. Little Kim probably was naked when you shot the thing anyway, right?
26:23🔗
Methods of Mayhem
She's naked too. She's up there dancing near Mix Master Mike when Freddie comes down this ramp. She's up there doing her thing.
26:32🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Dude, you have to picture this for a minute. The back lot, Universal Studios. You know the trams with mom and dad and the family, you know, going by and the guys making his announcements. And over to the right, we have... Dude, we're doing like second unit shots out in the parking lot. And these people are driving by in the tram. And I just... It's the funniest sight, man. I'm looking over and I'm seeing mom and dads dive for their kids like, honey, no!
27:01🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Because there's people out there barbecuing naked. People are walking back and forth in the trailers. And these people are like... They're thinking they're going to see Back to the Future in Hollywood.
27:14🔗
Adam
Natalie, Pam, that'd be cool. But if I thought one of my kids was going to see George Clinton naked, and I had like some acid and I couldn't get to him, I would just throw the acid at his head. I could like take his eyes out. You may hate me now, son, but you'll thank me one day.
27:32🔗
They have special schools. You'll be all right.
27:38🔗
Methods of Mayhem
And then there's just, you know, everybody, like, you know, skinny people, fat people, you know, newscasters. Chris Conley's naked.
27:52🔗
Adam
OK, but let me ask you this. So you film the thing and you just film everyone naked. And then obviously they have to kind of tile out or blur out the private parts. Right.
28:02🔗
Adam
Now, somewhere there's the untiled version of this floating around. Now, is that going to end up on the Internet? Is somebody going to sue somebody?
28:15🔗
Adam
You're not going to put it in a safe while you're doing construction over to your house, are you?
28:37🔗
Methods of Mayhem
No. Yeah, we have it and we're going to release it on the album. When the CD comes out, it's an enhanced CD and it's got a bunch of EPK footage and the video is on there and we're going to release a DVD that has some live 5.1 stuff and home video style stuff all compiled probably at the end of our touring cycle.
29:05🔗
Adam
But what about some of the naked people who went like hey, I don't mind hanging out in front of you guys nude if you tile out the Johnson, but I don't want to be on the internet with the Johnson hanging out.
29:46🔗
Caller
Oh, that's what I'm saying. Don't you see that's why I'm out of the box. You know what I'm saying? I was a speaker homeboy. They didn't hook me up with no love like that. That's why I had a bounce. They took me more important as a roadie. That's why I learned a lot in that band. I just had to move on.
30:08🔗
Caller
Yeah, I don't know. It's all lovely now. I can't complain. Smoking the fruits, rolling around in Mercedes. You know what I'm saying, pimp?
30:17🔗
Adam
That's Drew's life except for the last two things. The fruit from the Mercedes. Hey, Grady.
31:15🔗
Adam
I liked Rollo. That was my man from Sanford and Son. He was like the dicey friend of Son. Son. What is this?
31:33🔗
Caller
I have a question about getting my penis pierced. This is for Dr. Drew. And I just wanted to know what short term and the long term effects would be of that.
31:43🔗
Drew
Short term pain, intermediate term bleeding and infection, although it's remarkable how rare that is. Right. Long term, what kind of pierce are you talking about?
32:00🔗
Drew
Not through the urethra or anything. So the main thing is tearing and infection, that kind of thing.
32:08🔗
Drew
What do you do? Nobody has studied it. It's the problem. There's no way to study this stuff. It's all still so underground.
32:12🔗
Adam
What's the side one like? What do you do on the side? Just like pull off a little flap of skin and go through?
32:23🔗
Methods of Mayhem
You got to do some homework before you go doing this. Since you don't even know what kind you want to do yet.
32:47🔗
Caller
I talked him out of it. I was like, dog, three months. You get no love for three months.
32:55🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah, I don't think I could go without having sex for three months. Just metal or no metal hardware. Oh, that's right.
33:08🔗
Adam
Yeah, it was either that or Pamela went to attach a 4,000 foot chain to Tommy's penis and put it on a tether.
33:16🔗
Drew
It was a volt. It was like a battery pack with it. Delivered voltage. Over like 4,000 volts.
33:24🔗
Adam
That could have the opposite effect. That should create like a Franken penis. You know what I mean?
33:34🔗
Adam
We're going to take ourselves a little break. We have TiLo and Tommy Lee both here for Methods of Mayhem. And when we come back, we'll speak to Angela, who's 15, had a threesome a year ago. Yeah. Threesome at 14, everybody. Oh, my God.
34:24🔗
Adam
That is Dr. Drew over there. TiLo and Tommy Lee are our guests tonight for Methods of Mayhem. This CD is coming out December 7th. Plug, plug, plug. And lots of nice pre-buzz going on about this, which is good. And it's an all-star gathering. You got George Clinton, Fred Durst. You got the guys from... What's the guy? You can never write Ken and what's his name? The Crystal Method guys, the truck driving mixers. You got Lil Kim. Who else?
35:02🔗
Adam
I mean, the list, Snoop Dogg, the list just goes on and on. And I guess, I mean, is this something, there's more of this going on than there was, it seems, 20 years ago.
35:18🔗
Adam
And I guess the music is sort of lending itself more to that. I mean, because you know, when Mötley Crüe did a record, Mötley Crüe had to do a record.
35:28🔗
Adam
You couldn't just have a bunch of guys from other bands stop by and start singing, right?
35:34🔗
Methods of Mayhem
I guess you could, but it just wasn't collaborative back then, you know? And I think that's what hip hop brought to music was people getting together and just doing it.
35:47🔗
Caller
It's just rock cliques. And they only have like just their homie, like just their immediate band. Like they wouldn't even like, they wouldn't hook up. Like you see rock, I mean hip hop bands, they got like the Cash Money Millionaires, then they got Lil Wayne, then they got Lil Troy, then they got the Juvenile, and then everybody like they have their own clique and then everybody branches off and then they build it and they bring everybody and there's no like I want to be the only star. It's like everybody's like they feel the bigger their clique is the stronger and the more people they can come together. That's why Snoop and like You God and people want to come together with the Tommy Lee because they're seeing him like a big you know a big idol or you know somebody that's made a big impact in the rock world and them being hip hop artists and being you know a big impact that they've made them coming together it's like.
36:32🔗
Adam
But is there any difference in the record companies and contractual obligations and stuff would 20 years ago or 10 years ago would they not let people like artists that were on their label go off and do stuff on other people's projects? Yeah. You think there's something going on with that too?
36:51🔗
Methods of Mayhem
I don't think so. I mean I played on some other records when I was in Crüe. It just wasn't, it just didn't seem like that was what people were doing. Everything was very almost competitive and you know, I don't know. I think music...
37:13🔗
Adam
Yeah, no, I know. And there is, I mean, almost in a way, it's almost like a bunch of teams competing for the same trophy. At least it was 20 years ago. You had your rock acts and you had your, you know, you had your hand full of them and they were all sort of in competition as you could sell the most records and fill the most stadiums.
37:32🔗
Caller
And they're taking hip hop as a group. Like whereas like they're becoming parts of music and parts of hip hop and there's hip hop, they're becoming stronger. All the way from like Mary J. Blige to your Juvenile.
37:42🔗
Adam
Well, you know, the thing about hip hop is a lot of those guys, it seems to me, these guys come from down and out neighborhoods and they got a whole bunch of people they got to put to work soon as they did.
37:56🔗
Caller
Say, Mom, I'm still living in Section A homes, you know what I'm saying? It's all good.
38:07🔗
Adam
I know, but I put work on my house. I don't tell them to come do comedy with me. I have all my buddies from high school. You want to come up to my house and rake some leaves.
38:25🔗
Adam
I'm not kidding either. Half the guys I went to high school, they were up in my house working.
38:30🔗
Drew
Y'all pissed off when they don't perform adequately? They're not jumping to it when Mr. Corolla speaks?
38:36🔗
Adam
They come up, they think they're cutting a record. No, no, buddy. You're cutting the lawn, brother. His top cuts are like 35.
38:59🔗
Caller
Really quickly, I have something to say to Tommy. Before I ask my question, I don't know if anybody's told you this before, but I think that you should know. A couple of years ago, when that thing happened with you and Pamela, that video, I would just like to say that Adam and Drew, out of everybody, announced that, like, everybody across the country, that they thought it was wrong and, like, nobody should, like, view it because it was just personal and they gave you a lot of respect and they were really nice to you.
39:35🔗
Adam
Far be it for me to blow my own horn here, but I have never seen that video. I'm a connoisseur of pornography.
39:44🔗
Drew
In fact, somebody brought it in here. We both made a point of not going in. Remember that?
39:54🔗
Adam
I said, I think that's an intrusion. I don't think that's right. It is. I don't want to see it. I don't, I know those guys. I know what happened and I'm not interested in boycotting the whole thing.
40:17🔗
Caller
Okay. Like a year ago, a friend and I went to this party. She was 17 and we, there was this really hot guy there and we ended up having a threesome. And now it's like a year later and she's 18 and she's seeing this like 26 year old guy. And this Friday, they want me to like have a threesome with them. But the thing is, is that like I like a couple of months ago, or no, like a couple of months after I did that the first time, like her and I messed around for a little bit by ourselves. And like, it's like nothing that interests me really, I guess.
41:00🔗
Caller
I'm getting to that. Hold on one second. Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude or something.
41:04🔗
Drew
No, no, it's just the story. I can already get the chaos and confusion and everything else, but...
41:11🔗
Caller
Okay, anyway, the point is that like, and if he said that if I won't have sex with him, then he like wants to watch me and her. And it's like, I just don't know what to do because I don't know if I should or if I should.
41:32🔗
Adam
Well, Angela, you're not really that into her. You're just sort of into making people happy who are around you, right? I mean, you're into not saying no, but you're not into it.
42:54🔗
Caller
Oh, really quickly, I just want to say thanks for weeing while I went and got those blankets.
43:02🔗
Adam
Listen, you sound really screwy and confused and scared. You really are. Listen, trust me, I talk to screwballs for a living. I know I know a screwed up voice when I hear it. You're 15. You're in your threesome at 14. Take a rest. OK.
43:29🔗
Adam
Right. Well, listen, if you want to have a good time, fine. But if you don't want to do it and you're 15 and the guy's 26 and you know what I mean?
43:41🔗
Adam
OK, Drew, we listen, we all agree. Listen, when Tommy says you shouldn't do it, you should do it. That's like Satan saying, hey, come on. Think about what you're doing, buddy.
44:01🔗
Caller
I've been seeing this guy for about two years and he breaks up with me pretty frequently because of things that happened in the past. Like what? Well, I was pretty harsh to him in the beginning with just little things.
44:17🔗
Caller
No, no. I have a son and I was with his dad for seven years and we would talk on the phone a lot and while the guy I was seeing for two years would come over, I'd be on the phone with the dad and he was pretty violent and I was in a violent relationship with him, so I'd have him be quiet because I didn't want to start any crap. So just stuff like that. He got real bitter. So recently I moved away to go to school and he got kicked out of his house and he was supposed to come up here to visit.
45:03🔗
Caller
No. No, he wasn't. He was, towards the end, he's been kind of verbally, just not verbally mean, but just kind of weird and bitter and not wanting to.
45:16🔗
Caller
The question is that I moved to Minneapolis and he was supposed to come up here a day before he was supposed to come up. He broke up with me and said he needed to be free. Right. And he does this like every two weeks. And I know he's going to call again. And I just want to know what he's really doing. And when he does call, I mean, should I be angry or should I just?
45:48🔗
Caller
You know, you should let homeboy does not want to let him go on and go out there and try to survive on himself.
45:53🔗
Adam
I'm not trying to hold on to Angela. Angela, listen, you pick chaotic guys. This guy's chaotic, inconsistent. You got a kid, the kid needs consistency, right?
46:05🔗
Adam
Enough bringing up screwballs that are yo-yoing and verbally abusive and will be physically abusive at some point, too, I'm sure. Just focus on your kid, focus on you. Go to school, get your ass together and take a little break.
46:24🔗
Adam
It's all right. It's all right, moms. Focus on your kid for a couple years. You're 22, you know, take a few classes, read a few books, focus on the kid and then get back into it when you got your head together. We will take ourselves a little break and we'll be back after this.
46:44🔗
Adam
Well, it's worth hearing. It is Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second timeout, and we'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds.
47:32🔗
Adam
It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, Tommy Lee, and Tila are both here from Methods of Mayhem. The CD will be released on December 7th, but you can hear another cut off it in about 10 or 15 minutes here on the fabulous Loveline. And we'll get to the phones. Christine? Hi. You're 21. What's up?
48:07🔗
Caller
And in that four years, I haven't been able to be like turned on at all or have an orgasm.
48:28🔗
Adam
This is one more argument for getting it on before you get married, everybody. So, is this... Do you suspect... You have nothing to compare this guy to.
48:37🔗
Adam
But do you suspect there's something up with him? Or are you guys not compatible? Or what's up?
49:15🔗
Adam
A little bit, yeah. Let me explain the part about being on the lam. You're either on the lam or off the lam. You're not near the lam or dragging next to the lam or pacing the lam. Either on or you're off. It's like, it's so true with fugitives and people that have left the house and stuff. It's like either you're in your house and you can be there or you're out of the house and you really can't be there. But there's never that sort of, well, I can just have a foot in. So what was going on at home that was so screwed up?
49:59🔗
Drew
Well, that's when women are not emotionally involved in a relationship, it is sometimes very difficult for them to function sexually.
50:08🔗
Drew
They either have to be acting something out or they have to be involved in one or the other.
50:12🔗
Adam
Two choices. Either they have to be some crazy bitch who's just on some sort of bizarre sexual autopilot who's cast some sort of play, and you become daddy or whatever, in which case it's the best sex of your life, you know, that kind of stripper stuff, or they have to just really be together and in love with you. But that's pretty rare. But Christine, you're just sort of floating in between somewhere. So what about this guy? I don't trust him. What kind of guy is he?
51:04🔗
Adam
Tin knockers and sheet rockers make fun of roofer. No. Even laborers. Yeah. Even in the El Salvadorian guys, you may not be able to understand them, but they're making fun of the roofer's because you got to, you know, you got to deal with that hot mop as a roofer. You know, that big kettle full of that tar that's burning and oh, man. Hey, Christine. Do you have any kids?
51:55🔗
Adam
Yeah. Listen, we know this guy's flawed because he's the same 32 year old who picked you up when you were 16. And he's a roofer.
52:05🔗
Drew
I mean, you're not even in your thirties yet, Christine. Imagine that now. Imagine a 21 year old picking up a 16 year old.
52:17🔗
Drew
Not your your mistake, particularly. But think about a 21 year old peer of yours reaching down into early high school and picking up a girl. Right now. Now add 10 years to that guy.
52:28🔗
Adam
All right. So here's the question and a lot of talk. Here's the question. What does someone like Christine do? Is this thing just a mess that was never should have been? Or do you just try to work it out? I mean, what do you do? You got a kid, you know, this this guy's not the kind of guy who's going to go to counseling.
52:47🔗
Drew
Is he? No, no. Well, Christine takes care of herself. First of all, you know, she gets maybe support involved in whatever activities and gratify her. She needs to build herself up.
53:04🔗
Drew
No, I would say get a supportive network up here, get involved in something. Are you involved in church or anything like that?
53:36🔗
Drew
Why don't you get back involved? My thing is get her as much support as possible so she can grow and at least start to feel okay again and figure out what the hell she wants to do. We're not going to make any decisions for her.
53:47🔗
Adam
Speaking of counseling, you know it's real windy outside. A tree fell on my cable line. Six TV's, no cable.
54:21🔗
Methods of Mayhem
We get up early around there and the kids wake up pretty early. Well, I sleep in and out by like six.
54:26🔗
Adam
I'll just shut the door and kind of put like a towel in it, you know, so that I don't hear you guys. You got a big place, right? Because I swear I can't live without cable, you know.
54:38🔗
Adam
I got to do. I got to make a move. I'll tell you something, because I am so pathetic that I have the, you know, I have the time when I watch TV, you know, certain times. Like, I don't watch TV all day, but then there are times when I watch it, and I have to watch it. And one of the times is at 12.30 when I come home from this show. But the other time is about an hour before I leave for this show, especially Sunday night. I turn on the TV. I realize the cable was out. It was 8.45 at night. I'm not exaggerating at all. 8.45 tonight. I realize the cable's out. I pace around for a little, and I think, what could I do? Then I think, oh, my God, I have to read? And then I start spazzing out, and then I say, you know what I'll do? I'll take a nap. And I took a 22-minute nap. I set my little egg timer, and I slept for 22 minutes because I didn't know how to cope with no cable.
55:29🔗
Adam
I was getting a little sweaty, and I was thinking, I don't know what I'm going to do. And then I thought, that's it. I'll just nap. And I'll wake up, and magically, maybe the cable will be working. And it wasn't, but I had to leave for work. So I don't know if I go with Tommy or I check into a hotel tonight or something. I do have videos. Maybe you're right.
55:48🔗
Adam
I save about three minutes at the end of the evening for the videos. But I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll just pop a video in and pretend I'm watching TV.
56:01🔗
Adam
That's right. But unlike you, I had it cemented into my basement. It couldn't be removed by you.
56:31🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah, we're back together and we're going to get remarried, I think, in February sometime. We're thinking about Valentine's Day or something. But yeah, she's doing wonderful. My kids are great. It's all lovely.
56:44🔗
Caller
Yeah, it was weird because I went to Hollywood Squares today and we were talking about how Adam went there.
56:56🔗
Caller
Yeah, I know. And I was like, okay, anyway, it's a problem. Yeah, my girlfriend, she's pregnant. She's been pregnant. She's like six months into pregnancy. I just don't know how to tell my parents, man.
57:14🔗
Caller
But her parents won't tell my parents. It's for me to tell. That's how they feel about it. That it's something that I need to tell them. But I don't know. My dad will flip.
57:41🔗
Drew
Ryan, if you're going to be a dad, part of that is having a stable relationship with the mom.
57:46🔗
Adam
Yeah. It's so funny. Our listeners are like, hell yeah, I'm going to raise a kid. I'm going to take two jobs. I'm going to drop out of school. I'm going to make sure this kid has food in his mouth and clothes on his back. And I go, all right, you're going to get married? I'm not ready for that.
58:02🔗
Adam
I'm only 17. Come on. Let's not do anything hasty. I've got my future to think about. It's like, yeah, you got a kid, though.
58:10🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Kids and kids are so expensive, man. These young kids having kids, man. You guys don't even have a clue as to what these kids cost, man. It's expensive.
58:21🔗
Adam
But it is amazing, though, that there you can raise a kid. You can raise a kid like Drew's raising a kid, like Tommy's raising a kid, where TiLo's raising a kid. TiLo's raising a kid, but your kid's brand new, right?
58:39🔗
Adam
You don't have to sink a lot of money into them yet. I'm just saying, you start talking about preschools, you start talking about nannies and au pairs, you start talking about education and daycare and all this stuff, or you can go the economy route like my folks did, which is it, No sleeping bag. dropping the pen, don't worry about, hey, that money we're going to spend on sleeping bags? Let's smoke it. I mean, but we were all raised, I mean, I was raised on like 50 cents a day or something. I mean, you don't have to, you should, you can. And I know Drew and Tommy, you probably couldn't see raising them any other way, but millions of people do it for nothing. You know what I mean? They live in a one bedroom apartment with three of them and they eat top ramen at night and the aunt comes and looks after the kids instead of daycare. You know what I'm talking about? And it seems to work out somehow. You couldn't imagine how, could you?
59:45🔗
Adam
Right. I mean my sister, I got a two year old nephew. She's shopping around trying to get them into preschools. They won't accept the kid. You know, it's a deal. It's a thousand bucks a month. You know, it's, I mean, two years old. And then there was, but then there was us.
1:00:13🔗
Adam
Don't burst my bubble. No, but I mean, your kids will be, you know, they'll be making $35,000 a year as some sort of a teacher's assistant somewhere, but they'll play the violin.
1:00:24🔗
Adam
That's right. And what they don't have. You know, that's the other thing too. What you guys got to worry about, and maybe you too, TiLo, is the kids taking a step down. I was talking about this with Drew the other day when I was over at his house with his kids' party. Drew's got a nice pad. His kids are growing up with everything they need, you know. We grew up. Maybe we didn't have everything we needed. Maybe we didn't live in a compound. Maybe there was no Malibu estate or anything. So everything's up for us. I mean, you know, just moving into an apartment and we're taking a nice step up. It's all lovely. Just getting a car with some air conditioning and boom, riding the crest of life. But your kids, and they ain't going to be hobos, but maybe they just make 40 grand a year, you know. Maybe they work in some law office or something, you know what I mean? And then they got to move out of the compound and get themselves a little apartment in Sherman Oaks.
1:01:23🔗
Drew
Mogi, didn't you decide that that doesn't bother the ones going down as much as the ones needing to go up?
1:01:29🔗
Adam
I think they just want to get away from all that and have some independence or something. But eventually it comes back to bother them a little. Alright. I'm just saying, it's interesting. I don't want to spook you guys. But your kids probably aren't going to make more than you're making. They're probably not going to live in a bigger house and have a nicer car. I mean, it's not going to be in terms of this lifestyle, travel, whatever. It's not going to be a more affluent lifestyle than what you guys are living.
1:02:18🔗
Caller
Well, I've been seeing the sky for about, I want to say over two years. And I went out with some friends last night. And after the night was over, you know, we went our separate ways and everything. And the sky and I, we just, you know, hung out for a little while longer and things got a bit hot and heavy between us and we didn't sleep together or anything, but I feel really bad about it.
1:03:23🔗
Adam
Did, who had to wipe their hand, you or him? He did. He had to wipe his hand? All right.
1:03:30🔗
Drew
All right. You're 19, Sierra. First, there's two things. One is, it's natural for people your age to date other than a single person. It's actually healthy. It's also important to begin to look at your relationship and see whether or not these actions are a sign that this relationship is winding down. One of the things Adam and I comment on frequently is that people in their 17-20 age group really have difficulty assessing when a relationship is over. It's very hard to let go or at least begin to accept those feelings as they wind down.
1:04:02🔗
Adam
Yeah, you don't know when to call it quits. And there's this thing you have when you're young, whether it's your friends or your girlfriend or your boyfriend, whatever, you go, hey, man, we've known each other for three years. So that's worth something. I mean, it's like I got two years invested, whether it's a friendship or a relationship. You go, well, I know the guy, I know he got drunk and he tried to stab me, but we've been friends for two and a half years, man. I mean, I can put all that behind us, you know, and you do it with relationships too. But you get a little bit older and you kind of realize, hey, this one ain't working out. I'm moving on. You get that skill when you get older. I think you've got to have the experience of moving on a few times so that you know, whether it's a relationship or a job or whatever, you just don't get that skill of, hey, it's time to call this one quits and move on. There'll be others.
1:04:51🔗
Drew
It's similar skill to how you initiate relationships too. That's one that's also difficult to have.
1:04:55🔗
Adam
Right. But you don't know when you're 15, 16, 17, you start a relationship, it goes on for two years. That's your only relationship. You don't know that there's going to be other relationships. So you've got to string this one out as long as you can. And most of them go on a year longer than they should.
1:05:15🔗
Drew
On average. There's still a spectrum on that, too. And we all add fantasy or sort of projection onto our romantic relationships. You know what I mean? We never all accept the person for exactly who they are. We have to superimpose something on them for it to be a highly romanticized relationship. And at 17, that's all there is, is all that romantic.
1:05:35🔗
Adam
Okay, so she's been with this guy for two years. She's screwing around after he leaves. Maybe she ain't as into him as she thinks.
1:05:44🔗
Adam
She's right. Okay, screw around and don't think twice. I'm with Drew. We're going to hear another one from Methods of Mayhem, which is also the name of the CD. Come on, Anderson. We're on a plate right now. So we run a little late, going on a break.
1:05:58🔗
Adam
Come on. Tommy hasn't been here for three years. He let me drive his car last seven years here. All right. Thanks.
1:10:36🔗
Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.
1:11:03🔗
Adam
It is the Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. TiLo and Tommy Lee are both here from Methods of Mayhem. And I like Tommy because he plays the air drums, man.
1:11:29🔗
Adam
Yeah. I mean, I got pretty good air action, too. You know, my fatal flaw with the air instruments is I switch around. Like during the guitar solo, I got the guitar. Of course. You know, then it goes to the drum solo. All of a sudden, I'm sitting in the drum kit, and then here comes the organ, and all of a sudden, I got the keyboards going. You know, it's like, wait a minute, you got to pick one air instrument. You can't be hopping around. Once in a while, I'll do one of those maneuvers, too, where I'll like, I'll take a towel, you know, like as if it's out of frame, and I'll fling it onto me, and I'll grab it, wipe my face down, toss it, you know. Take a bottle, you know, slug off a bottle of Jack or something, throw it back down. I used to do some pretty wicked air guitar. I used to be able to do like the whole Boston album in air, you know, like I'd go right to the Oregon store.
1:12:34🔗
Adam
Oh, this is John Popper. Oh, that's me, yeah. And Drew, I forgot about that. John Popper was in here a couple of weeks ago. We jammed along with him a little bit.
1:12:53🔗
Adam
Well, let me give you my feeling about the air for a second. I feel is if someone would slip an instrument in, that I would start jamming, but they would have to slide it in in the middle of an air session.
1:13:07🔗
Adam
I couldn't just go pick it up and play it. They'd have to slide it in while I was jamming. I really believe that. Lisa? Yes. You're 26.
1:13:21🔗
Caller
How are you? I'm good. I've like seen every concert in San Francisco you guys played at.
1:13:32🔗
Caller
Thank you. Here's my situation and I need your guys' opinion. I am 26. I'm 5'5. And I weigh 125 pounds. So I'm fairly thin, but I have like really big boobs.
1:13:47🔗
Caller
Okay. I know it doesn't sound like a problem, but I work out and I am physically fit and it's obvious. But my boobs are just like naturally sagging and I don't know what to do.
1:14:12🔗
Caller
Well, I want to get a little bit of both because I want my boobs just to kind of stick up, you know?
1:14:18🔗
Drew
Why don't you wait till you have kids so you can see what happens after childbearing? Because there can be a lot of changes afterwards, a lot.
1:14:26🔗
Caller
You know, a lot of people say that but it's like, you know, I work out so hard and, you know, everything is totally defined but then I just have, like, I think they're ugly boobs.
1:14:40🔗
Caller
Well, that's my question. I wanted to know, like, about the scars and will I be able to breastfeed?
1:14:57🔗
Drew
Well, you're, you are so perfectionistic, Lisa. I imagine anything other than sheer perfection is going to be unacceptable to you.
1:15:13🔗
Adam
But why don't you just have a few consultations with plastic surgeons and see what they have to say? Because I know-
1:15:40🔗
Drew
I think it depends on the guy. Some guys are not going to be bothered by either, and some are going to be bothered by one or the other, but you can't say. I don't think you're really going to be bothered by...
1:15:51🔗
Adam
More we're going to be bothered by the National Geographic boobs than a little scarred.
1:15:58🔗
Adam
Guys are used to seeing a little scar down there these days. It's almost expected. Hey, Alisa, listen, though, we can't answer this. I mean, you have to go in and consult with some guys who do this for a living. You know what I'm saying? Do what I do. Go in there, look at their book, masturbate, and then leave. All right? Oh, God. That's what I do. That's what I do during the day. I got this gig at night, but during the day, I travel around from plastic surgeon to plastic surgeon, ask them to look at their book, and then I just ask if I can bring the book into the bathroom. Now, a lot of them have started putting chains on the book, so you can't... Like a bank pen. Yeah.
1:16:43🔗
Adam
I usually go for the before on the reduction book. I'm not interested in the after book. I like to see the before pictures.
1:16:51🔗
Methods of Mayhem
I was in a plastic surgeon's office once, and I saw the most horrendous thing I've ever seen in my life. The guy goes, come on in, want to check this out?
1:17:01🔗
Methods of Mayhem
What's going on here? We're fixing. There's some lady laying there, out. Right. And her face peeled all the way back. Her face was off. Yeah. Her face-
1:17:16🔗
Methods of Mayhem
I was like, oh my God. I don't want to see this. This is like, I can't believe that they put her face back on, and in a few hours she'll be tape bandaged up and out the door, probably.
1:17:30🔗
Methods of Mayhem
They were doing the eyebrows and the eyelids and the everything. It looked, I mean, it was like Flesh Body Shop 101. It was just, I couldn't believe these. Oh, her face was peeled off. It just freaked me out.
1:17:50🔗
Adam
But that's, but the guy didn't, he didn't want to know if he want to have sex with her or anything.
1:18:06🔗
Adam
That ain't right to do to healthy people. All right. Where the hell were we? What the hell name is that? Vlee?
1:18:17🔗
My name is Ulee.
1:18:20🔗
Caller
Well, this question is really for both me and my wife. When we first got married, when we had sex, she would have a harder time having an orgasm. And so we went and bought a clitoral stimulator.
1:18:34🔗
Caller
It's like it's a small vibrator, but it's like specifically for the clitoris. Right. And now she has no problem having orgasms or anything like that. But now the problem is that she can't have one without it. And it's like we find ourselves in situations where, you know, we'll be having sex and stuff and then like there'll be other people in close proximity, I guess. And I mean, you know, you just can't escape the hum of it. And so it's kind of embarrassing, I guess. And so we're kind of afraid that like she won't be able to have one in the future, you know, or a period without it. And like we're wondering what we could do about it or if there's anything that could be done.
1:19:15🔗
Adam
All right. So she was having orgasms before the clitoral stimulator, but it was difficult.
1:19:32🔗
Caller
Well, I mean, that's what I'm wondering. Is that it? Is she doomed to a life of, you know, stimulators? You know, I mean.
1:19:47🔗
Adam
I mean, and I mean, I know what you're saying. I know you don't want to become dependent on a vibrator.
1:19:56🔗
Caller
No, no, absolutely not. I don't mind. You know, I mean, to me, though, I'll go into the store with her and we'll have fun going shopping around or whatever. But I mean, she's brought this up before to me.
1:20:06🔗
Adam
Let me give you guys my take on the vibrator. Anything. See, to me, it's just a mechanical device, electric device to make your job easier. No different than the washing machine or the sewing machine. Yeah, I don't care. Listen, if it's a choice between the old lady dragging the laundry down to the river and beating it on a rock or going downstairs and dumping it in a machine, I'd rather dump it in a machine. I don't take offense to that. Makes it easier. She's less tired. You know what I mean? Makes my job easier. So to me, I got to get lockjaw performing oral sex or have my head pinned somewhere for four hours or something where I can pull out this little marvel of modern technology and give her an orgasm in five minutes. So be it. Just as long as I'm operating the thing. You know what I mean? I got to be... I'd like to keep it, as a matter of fact. That's what I would do. I'd take it to work with me. I'd just keep it. I'd be the keeper of it because eventually she'd get hold of it and then that'd be it. She'd have no more use for you. But it's working. It's working for... Let's use it. And here's another thing I want to say to the people that manufacture these things. Come out with a quiet version of these things. These things are loud, especially when you pop the Duracells in there. Here's the mistake that people make. When you buy these things at the store, they come with these cheap Taiwanese, like generic batteries that probably aren't good for much. Like if you put them in a flashlight, it'd just be one, two strobes and then it just fizzled, right? But they'll run one of these things for a couple hours. But what happens is these things wear out, so when you go to the market next week, you grab a couple of C cells from a Duracell variety in the check, and then you pop the thing in, the thing goes flying out of your hand right up your ass. The thing rapes you. It's like that movie trilogy of terror. This little thing attacks you. So then you start turning the thing on, and the thing's loud as hell in your hands, you've got carpal tunnel syndrome, trying to hang on to the thing. You really, they need to come out with one that is a little more advanced. Instead of the $10 version, come out with a $40 version. One that has a little insulation in it, it's quieted down a little. Yeah, I mean, the celebrity version, you pay a few extra bucks for this thing. I've always had this concept that they should make nicer versions of cheap stuff for people that have a few more bucks. I've always dreamt of a real good big wheel. You know those plastic big wheels kids drive around in, and the front wheel is always spinning out, and the thing gets cracked, and it's like $45 at Toys R Us. I like to see a $200 big wheel, like an inflatable rubber front tire, and some ball bearings in there.
1:22:54🔗
Adam
A little suspension, I'd be riding that big wheel. I always thought they really ought to make a good big wheel. I'd buy it. There's got to be a market out there.
1:23:05🔗
Adam
The Ferrari's a big wheel. But I think there should be a nice vibrator that ain't too loud, that has a nice speed control on it. Maybe it's made out of some kind of aircraft material or something.
1:23:18🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Maybe it has a little nightlight in it built in, so you can see what's going on down there because that's important.
1:23:52🔗
Adam
Maybe put like a bottle opener on it or something, in case you had a beer or something. A compass. How about a compass?
1:24:05🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Maybe a little two or three inch LCD display so you could see, maybe with a little TV camera.
1:24:15🔗
Methods of Mayhem
You know when you go. When the dentist looks in your mouth or the surgeon goes inside with the little camera.
1:24:21🔗
Adam
You know where you were. And a snake bite kit worked in too in case. I don't know why. You never know. Okay. We'll take a little break and we'll be back after this.
1:24:46🔗
Adam
Well, here's how it's sample. One of the Tiki torches went out back here. The chicks are getting called. Let's park that up, okay, buddy? Let's talk about the crystal method and the blue collar nature of those fellas. TiLo and Tommy Lee are both here from Methods of Mayhem. And man, the CD sounds good. Cool. And there's tons of good stuff on it. And I can tell you're real happy with it, Tommy. I mean, it's nice. It's like a rebirth for you, right?
1:25:50🔗
Adam
Because it's like, well, I mean, everyone knows about the crew, but like, what are the choices? You got to go like warm over some old stuff and go back on the road or you got to get some new stuff going. Yeah. And it's working.
1:26:09🔗
Methods of Mayhem
It feels so great, man. I mean, I had a blast with those guys, you know, ain't nothing bad to say, just like, you know, it was going on 20 years. I mean, I started with Mötley when I was 17.
1:26:47🔗
Methods of Mayhem
And we did it. We did it huge, man. We, you know, 30, 32, 33 million records, you know, going on 20 years of that, you know, it's like it's time to do something fresh.
1:27:04🔗
Adam
So 30 million anything, you should be able to retire. So yeah, I mean, 30 million shower curtain rings, you should be able to retire at that point. All right. Monica.
1:27:30🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Well, I don't know. Oh, when Methods of Mayhem, we're going to start touring in February. They're holding venues right now. You'll. Where are you calling from?
1:27:41🔗
Methods of Mayhem
From Salt Lake. Yeah. Well, probably, you know, early February, March, something like that.
1:27:56🔗
Caller
Yeah, I'll buy it. And I wanted to let you guys know, I haven't seen the video either.
1:28:16🔗
Caller
Well, I went on the internet and my son was out watching a movie in the living room. And I got caught in this porno loop.
1:28:32🔗
Caller
I tried. And I also wanted to know a couple of years back on the Mötley Crüe website, there were some nude photos of you, like sitting on a boat or something. And I went to show them to my friend. They weren't there anymore. Ah, she wanted to know.
1:28:53🔗
Adam
It's like hiding one of the pyramids or something. Oh, listen, I've heard. This didn't hurt your stock at all. All right. Well, Monica, listen, you can watch the video and then not that video, but the video to naked. The one on MTV. You can pretty much figure it out. I wonder if one day they'll have... Oh, here's my invention, everybody.
1:29:39🔗
Adam
The unscrambler and the D. Tyler, whatever the hell that's called. The point is, is you sit home and you just watch E. Wild on the French Riviera all night with your penis in your hand and your D. Tyler activated. You're in good shape. That's beautiful.
1:30:09🔗
Caller
Yeah. Me and my friend Jason are in WinnerGuard. And that's like a thing that mostly girls do. And we'll kind of work on it.
1:30:21🔗
Caller
It's, you know how during football games, like during the halftime show, there are like girls that do the flags and stuff.
1:30:32🔗
Caller
Yeah. It's like the winter version where like, they go out like on a gym floor and they perform to like a music.
1:30:43🔗
Adam
Because you just, that gun is just a two by four that they cut out to look like a gun, right?
1:30:57🔗
Adam
Yeah. They make fun of you behind your back. But if they think you may bayonet them during the routine, they kind of keep quiet.
1:31:24🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah. Well, I was in band and you got called like the band fag all the time. But I never understood how that happened. I was like, man, I play the drums. I mean, it's like, it's such a like physical thing.
1:31:35🔗
Methods of Mayhem
Yeah, but even before that, I took when I was a freshman, sophomore, my sophomore year is when I decided to quit because I got flack from a bunch of my friends too. I had taken tap dancing and ballet, and these were things that I was interested in, was rhythmic and rhythm things, dance things.
1:31:59🔗
Methods of Mayhem
You know what, definitely not gay, but I... I always thought, I always thought I was cool because I was like, you know, rather than sitting here playing baseball with a bunch of guys, I'd much rather be dancing with these beautiful girls. But you know what? It eventually became so much peer pressure that I had quit, you know, and unfortunately, I let that get to me and bother me.
1:32:20🔗
Adam
That is a good angle, which is instead of hanging out and a whole bunch of guys trying to impress, just go to where the chicks are.
1:32:44🔗
Adam
OK. A couple of lesbians beat the ass out of me and I had to quit the squad. But other than that, it was a good plan. All right, we're going to take a little break.
1:32:53🔗
Caller
We're about to get funky, yo. This is Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. We'll be right back.
1:33:39🔗
Adam
Tommy threw the keys to... Tommy took the keys out of his Testarossa, threw it to Ken, told him to game 20, told him to be careful with it. And that's how they met, at the Playboy Mansion. All right, that is it. TiLo, Tommy Lee, thank you very much for coming in.
1:33:56🔗
Adam
Our pleasure. Methods of Mayhem. December 7th is the release of the CD. Also, you can check out Tommy's website at www.methodsofmayhem.com and get whatever information you need. All right, so don't take such a long time off before you come in here.
1:34:42🔗
Caller
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