Thursday, July 29, 1999

0:01🔗 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion advised. Now, here's Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191 with Dr. Drew and Adam Corolla.

0:14🔗 Voiceover What are you insane?

0:25🔗 Adam I'm over there in Mexico, but we had a decent amount of work to do, and that was a little bit rough in the heat, but we managed to get by. So I'm back. How was the middle of your week, Drew?

0:36🔗 Drew Excellent. We had Lisa in here.

0:38🔗 Adam Lisa Gibbons came in here. What?

0:40🔗 Drew That show aired tonight, the show Lisa and I did. Teen Files.

0:44🔗 Adam How was that?

0:45🔗 Drew Good.

0:45🔗 Adam Oh, speaking of teen, by the way, what is this?

0:49🔗 Drew Oh, yes.

0:51🔗 Adam What is this? Teen, Drew and I are presenting at the Teen Choice Awards. Teen Choice Awards. Who puts that on? I never heard of that.

1:02🔗 Drew Me neither. Must be sort of Nickelodeon meets MTV meets something.

1:06🔗 Adam And why are we presenting?

1:08🔗 Drew I don't know.

1:09🔗 Adam Okay. But do you know we're presenting with Daisy Fuentes now?

1:12🔗 Drew Did you see the script?

1:16🔗 Adam No, I didn't see the script, but let me just let me just see if I can get some of the script. Let me just see if I can.

1:21🔗 Drew Got it on my car.

1:22🔗 Adam Oh, you do?

1:23🔗 Drew Yeah. You want to get it? At the break? We'll get it.

1:24🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:24🔗 Drew All right.

1:24🔗 Adam We'll get the Teen Choice Awards. We'll get the script that we're allegedly going to do.

1:30🔗 Drew I'm going over there one in the afternoon to do your rehearsal.

1:36🔗 Adam Don't go, Drew. I'm telling you.

1:38🔗 Drew They flipped out.

1:41🔗 Adam That's fine. That is fine. Here's what happened. I'll clue everybody in. I got a phone call in Mexico. It says, hey, you know you're doing that Teen Awards presentation on Sunday night, don't you? And I said, oh, Christ, I forgot about that. Okay. What time? 7 o'clock Sunday night. Who's doing it? You drew in Daisy Fuentes. It's like, why they got to put a third person up there by the way? Three people? How heavy is that goddamn Lucite Trophy we're handing out? But anyway, you and Daisy Fuentes and all that, so you're going to do this. So, okay, so what time? Okay, 7 o'clock Sunday night. Okay. Also, you'll need to be there at 1 o'clock on Sunday. I said, what for? Well, you got to rehearse. I said, what's the rehearsal? You stand in the wings, they start clapping, they introduce you, you walk out, you read a crappy teleprompter copy and then you get the hell off of there. They're gonna need you at 1 o'clock. I said, where is this place? Santa Monica. I said, no, I'm not going down there at 1 o'clock, reading over some bad copy and then going back home and then coming back again later. I'm not gonna quit my job so I can give out a Teen Choice Award. So tell them I'm not going. So Drew, they must have called you and said, you're going down.

2:59🔗 Drew You're going.

3:00🔗 Adam Now, why are you going down to rehearse for me?

3:02🔗 Drew Because the rehearsal that you're going to is an ultra secret, high security, emergencies only rehearsal.

3:13🔗 Adam But I'm not going to a rehearsal.

3:15🔗 Drew Yeah, you're going to five.

3:16🔗 Adam At five?

3:17🔗 Yep.

3:19🔗 Drew Oh, yes. There's no Adam, otherwise.

3:23🔗 Adam All right, but I'm not going there and coming back home. That was really my...

3:26🔗 Drew You're going early.

3:26🔗 Adam I'm going at five.

3:27🔗 Drew You're going early.

3:28🔗 Adam All right, and why is mine the super secret one?

3:31🔗 Drew Because in other words, if there was a plane crash or something that they need to catch up some rehearsal material, they'd leave a little teeny window available for people for Ultra 6.

3:38🔗 Adam Why are you going at one? You should go at five.

3:41🔗 Drew Because somebody has got to walk through. Oh, who knows? Don't go, Drew.

3:45🔗 Adam Don't be such a pussy all the time.

3:47🔗 Drew I've got work to do. I'm going to do my work.

3:50🔗 Adam OK, so you're going to stay there from one o'clock, LA.?

3:53🔗 Drew I'm coming home.

3:54🔗 Adam Yeah, but you know, you're not going to get out of there until like 3 15 or some nonsense. You're going to get home at like 4 15. You're going to sit around for two hours and you're going back again. That's Santa Monica. All right, you got to go get that script.

4:05🔗 Drew No, we'll wait the break. Come on.

4:07🔗 Adam OK, all right. I've got to see what it is. It's going to be on a teleprompter. Yeah, that's going to be a mistake. I can't read.

4:15🔗 Drew I know.

4:16🔗 Adam OK.

4:18🔗 Drew This is going to be it's going to be nutty.

4:20🔗 Adam Listen, I told the guys I was in Mexico with, I'm going out there smoking, by the way. How funny is it if I just hit the stage at the Teen Choice Awards, I'm just smoking. We don't say anything about it. No one says a goddamn word. I just smoke the entire time. That's good, right? Cassandra.

4:38🔗 Yeah.

4:39🔗 Adam You're 15.

4:40🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm 15.

4:41🔗 Adam What's happening?

4:42🔗 Caller OK. Blue balls. You know, I hear so much about it.

4:45🔗 Drew You do?

4:46🔗 Caller Yeah.

4:46🔗 Drew Why?

4:47🔗 Caller Well, people talk about it.

4:49🔗 Well, the people I'm around talk about it.

4:51🔗 Drew Guys try to manipulate you by talking about it.

4:53🔗 Caller Not always.

4:54🔗 Caller They're just we're just getting into funny stuff.

4:58🔗 Caller I don't know. It's hard to follow along with it. Is it a myth or is it true?

5:03🔗 Drew It can happen. Not all guys get it and very few guys get it frequently. It's due to congestion in that area. If it gets overstimulated, things can kind of fill up, let's say. It can be uncomfortable. Like turn blue? No. It's just an uncomfortable feeling. That's all. Just like a fullness.

5:21🔗 Adam They say blue balls. I don't think there's a blue like you fell into an icy river. I think your balls are blue like melancholy balls. You know what I mean? My balls are feeling very blue like a bad 50s song. Are my balls blue? They're blue over you. You know what I'm talking about?

5:42🔗 Drew Yeah.

5:43🔗 Adam Here's what happens. Guy thinks he's going to have sex. He has an erection. He thinks he's going to have sex.

5:48🔗 Drew Even if his brain doesn't think so, his penis thinks so.

5:51🔗 Adam If his penis thinks he's going to have sex, it gets going. I mean, your body does a few different things when it thinks something's going to happen. I mean, when you think a lion is going to pounce on you, something happens.

6:00🔗 Drew You think you're about to urinate, you try to stop that. That can be painful.

6:03🔗 Adam Right. Whenever something gets cranked up and then you stop it, whether it's a sneeze or an orgasm, it's not, there's a little pain involved, a little discomfort.

6:13🔗 Drew Right.

6:13🔗 Adam Right. Like you ever pull into a filling station and go, oh, geez, I got to use the bath, I got to use the head. And then you realize the door's locked and it's like, it's too late. You already started the process. There's no way you can get back in your car and go drive another 20 miles. That's pain.

6:28🔗 Drew Right.

6:28🔗 Adam And it's the same thing that happens with the blue balls. You think something's going to happen, it doesn't. But never been a death or injury from it, has it?

6:36🔗 Drew No, not yet.

6:37🔗 Adam Christy?

6:38🔗 Caller Hi.

6:38🔗 Adam You're 17.

6:39🔗 Caller Yes.

6:40🔗 Adam What's going on?

6:42🔗 Caller Well, my manager at work has recently told me that he has a thing for me, which I was really excited about because I thought he was just the most charming, incredibly wonderful man.

6:54🔗 Drew How old is he?

6:55🔗 Caller 37.

6:56🔗 Drew He's a scum ball.

6:57🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

7:00🔗 Caller But that's the thing. It's not because I've always been attracted to older men. And I've met-

7:04🔗 Drew He's 20 years your senior. And more importantly, he's your manager. And that's what's totally inappropriate about this.

7:10🔗 Caller Yeah. And he knows that. And the thing that I'm really upset about is I'm the one that's egging it on. He feels absolutely dreadful. In fact, that's how the whole thing came about is he told me how rotten this was and how bad he felt.

7:24🔗 Drew Were you guys doing something?

7:25🔗 Caller No, no, it hasn't become physical. But that's my question is, I'm moving in the next three weeks and he wants a kiss before I go, which I think is really sweet because he's a sweet, romantic guy.

7:39🔗 Drew Please, Christy, what rock did you crawl out from under? I mean, you wake up.

7:48🔗 Caller I'm serious.

7:48🔗 Drew No.

7:49🔗 Caller I've met my share of scum balls and he's not one of them.

7:52🔗 Drew You know what? It's just dress a little differently.

7:54🔗 Adam Like your dad?

7:56🔗 Drew Yeah, your dad must have been a trip.

7:58🔗 Caller No, my dad is never a scum ball. I don't know. My stepmother says that my thing for older men is because of a lack of father figure in my childhood years.

8:09🔗 Drew Right. Didn't we just mention that?

8:11🔗 Adam That has nothing to do with your dad. It's just a father figure. It's really your dealing. I like to make a distinction. Oftentimes people confuse dad with the father. It's way too hasty a judgment. Right, Drew?

8:24🔗 Drew Oh, it's just insane.

8:25🔗 Adam We don't have time to do... You don't have time to wax on about the differences between dads and fathers.

8:31🔗 Drew It's time for another discussion.

8:33🔗 Adam Right. Okay.

8:34🔗 Drew So- It's coincidental, of course. We all jump to the same conclusion. Just coincidence.

8:40🔗 Adam Right.

8:40🔗 Caller All right. But is it so wrong if that kiss does happen? I mean-

8:44🔗 Drew You're getting... You're crossing one boundary after another with a guy who is not who you think he is. Let me ask a basic question.

8:55🔗 Caller Please.

8:56🔗 Drew Is he married?

8:58🔗 Caller Yes, he's married.

8:59🔗 Drew Oh, shocked.

9:00🔗 Adam Yeah, true.

9:01🔗 Drew But he's such a good... He's a great guy. He's a romantic guy. He's a role model. No, that's the thing, though.

9:07🔗 Caller He's told me, he's like, this is bad, this is evil.

9:10🔗 Drew All right.

9:10🔗 Caller I'm a married guy and he feels really rotten.

9:12🔗 Adam There you go.

9:13🔗 Drew That's it.

9:14🔗 Adam That's fine.

9:15🔗 Drew That's it.

9:15🔗 Caller But I'm the one that says, OK, it's OK.

9:18🔗 Drew Why is it OK?

9:20🔗 Caller I don't know.

9:21🔗 Drew It's OK to your flat.

9:22🔗 Caller Why is it not OK?

9:23🔗 Adam Well, why do you even... Where do you kiss? Do you kiss in one of these meat storage areas at work?

9:30🔗 Drew Or where do you work? Let me tell you why it's not OK. Are you ready to listen?

9:34🔗 Caller Yes, I'm ready.

9:35🔗 Drew First of all, does he have children?

9:36🔗 Caller Yes.

9:37🔗 Drew OK, you're potentially destroying other people's lives. I know. Christy? Christy? Christy? Yes. Destroying other people and young children. Destroying them. Now, I don't know if somebody did that to your... with your mom and dad, and that's where you think this is OK. Is that what happened to your family? No, I didn't. OK. Destroying other people. What's wrong with this? Total, total meltdown and pain for some other young people and a wife.

10:02🔗 Adam Yeah, but it's not Christie's doing. He'll go find somebody else.

10:06🔗 Drew OK. And the other thing is, you're 17, he's 37, he's married. He is a scumball by every definition that scumball is. He's illegal. He's performing... He's engaging in illegal acts, unethical acts. He's your manager. Unspeakable acts. He's married. I mean, how much worse is it got, Christy?

10:26🔗 Adam Acts against God and the government.

10:28🔗 Drew What's wrong with it?

10:29🔗 Caller He doesn't make it sound so bad. My friends make it sound so wonderful.

10:34🔗 Adam All right. But your friends are dumb, too, right?

10:36🔗 Drew Your friend is 17.

10:37🔗 Adam Please.

10:38🔗 Drew We're his age. We understand what guys that age or who behave like that are all about. They're sociopaths.

10:44🔗 Adam Christy.

10:45🔗 Caller Yes.

10:46🔗 Adam Let's not push too hard, Drew. What do you do? What work is this?

10:50🔗 Caller I work at a grocery store.

10:52🔗 Adam Uh-huh. I knew there was a meat locker involved.

10:55🔗 Drew I was thinking restaurant.

10:56🔗 Adam Listen, and I don't know why. What is this kiss going to accomplish anyway? I'm telling you, what's going to happen is the kiss is going to lead to something more.

11:05🔗 Drew Absolutely.

11:05🔗 Adam He's going to.

11:06🔗 Caller But even after I'm gone.

11:07🔗 Adam Now, he's going to want to get the kiss, but it's not going to be on the premises. You guys are going to go out to the parking lot, then you're going to end up in his van. You understand?

11:16🔗 Drew And if not this time, next time because you've already now crossed that boundary.

11:20🔗 Adam What kind of vehicle does he drive? A Saturn. Aha. Fold down rear seats. I knew it. And a hatch. How convenient. How convenient. All right. You know, the thing, the real crime about screwing with young girls, guys, is they believe you.

11:41🔗 Drew Yes. They believe they're flattered. They completely buy into this.

11:45🔗 Adam I mean, listen, you're married. You got a couple of kids at 37 and you go put the moves on some 28 year old stripper. Yeah, it's between you and the stripper. She knows what she's getting into. She's she's been disillusioned and disappointed many times. And you won't be the first or the last. But Christie, the 17 year old with sort of stars in her eyes, she buys into it. Well, this is this she thinks she's normal and healthy.

12:09🔗 Drew This is love. And but it's the levels of denial and the sort of magical thinking. The other people don't really exist.

12:13🔗 Adam Right. Adam, you're 16.

12:16🔗 Drew Yeah.

12:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

12:17🔗 Yeah. I want to get circumcised. But I want to know how long it will take for me to adapt to the circumcision.

12:23🔗 Drew What do you mean adapt?

12:23🔗 Adam You want a speaker phone?

12:25🔗 No.

12:26🔗 Adam What? You're talking into a regular phone?

12:28🔗 Yeah.

12:29🔗 Adam Okay.

12:30🔗 How long will it take for me to get used to it, the circumcision?

12:33🔗 Drew What do you mean used to it?

12:34🔗 Like I'm saying, if I get circumcised, to get used to it, like regular and stuff.

12:40🔗 Adam You mean like the loss of weight on your penis?

12:43🔗 No.

12:44🔗 Drew I don't understand what you're asking me. When will it heal?

12:46🔗 Like if you have to get like hit or something, you know, like regular.

12:49🔗 Drew When will it heal?

12:50🔗 Like yeah.

12:51🔗 Drew And when will you be able to use it again? Is that sort of what you're looking at?

12:54🔗 Adam Hey, listen, Adam.

12:56🔗 Yeah.

12:56🔗 Adam I understand the whole urban vibe and everything, but you eventually got to speak English, don't you? I mean, how do people understand you?

13:03🔗 What do you mean? I'm just answering yes or no.

13:05🔗 Adam I know, but we're trying to ask you a question. You have, you get circumcised, you want to know how long your penis, let's forget it's your penis, let's say there's an operation on your ankle. You want to know how long before you can go out and shoot some who?

13:20🔗 Drew All right, but three, four weeks.

13:22🔗 Adam All right, smoke some more pot. Listen, I can't stand talking to people that are like, like you called them and woke them up. Hey, Adam, buddy, got a hypothetical question about your penis. Yeah. And even when you say something that they agree with, it comes out like this. Like you had an operation on your ankle, want to know how long you'll be playing him? Yeah. How long, Drew? How many weeks?

13:50🔗 Drew Three weeks, three, four weeks.

13:51🔗 Adam Three, four weeks?

13:52🔗 Drew I mean, two weeks, you're in pretty good shape.

13:53🔗 Adam How do you know, though? I mean, what are infants doing? They're not banging their girlfriend.

13:58🔗 Drew It's quicker, though.

13:59🔗 Adam It is? How do you know? What do you need your penis for when you're three months old?

14:04🔗 Drew Adam's not the first adult male to have a circumcision.

14:07🔗 Adam All right. So you know, three weeks.

14:10🔗 Drew Well, no, I'm not a urologist, but I think it's around two, three weeks. I'm sure four weeks is a safe bet.

14:14🔗 Adam Are there stitches involved with an adult circumcision?

14:17🔗 Drew I don't think so. I don't think so.

14:20🔗 Adam There's no stitches involved with the junior circumcision, is there?

14:24🔗 Drew No, it's a burn and cut.

14:26🔗 Adam It's a cut and burn, right?

14:28🔗 Drew Yeah.

14:28🔗 Adam You mean, you know, the cauterization there?

14:32🔗 Drew Yes.

14:32🔗 Adam How do they burn it with?

14:34🔗 Drew I think it's the same unit they cut with. What? You can, you can. They're hot knives. Right.

14:41🔗 Adam Is that what they use?

14:42🔗 Drew Probably.

14:44🔗 Adam Jesus Christ. I'll tell you, if someone hits me in the nuts with a goddamn nerf ball, I'm out of commission.

14:49🔗 Drew I don't know this. For a week. I've been a urologist. When a vaccine, 310-854-4455, I get a urology text out.

14:56🔗 Adam Well, doesn't the moil, like with the kids, won't he cut it with a knife and then, I don't know, dunk it in tar or something?

15:04🔗 Drew And they just pack it.

15:05🔗 Adam They just pack it?

15:05🔗 Drew I don't know, they probably have some sort of, I don't know.

15:07🔗 Adam Okay.

15:08🔗 Drew I mean, it's obviously not a technically difficult procedure.

15:11🔗 Adam Somebody tells me once my three month old son's penis packed, I take a swing at him. You know what I'm saying?

15:17🔗 Drew Yeah.

15:17🔗 Adam I don't like that kind of talk. Right, Ann? Mother to be? Ann's not paying attention. What? Oh, you want to talk to, oh, okay. Yeah. Steve?

15:27🔗 Yeah.

15:28🔗 Adam You've, oh, Adam's brother, you're 14. What's going on?

15:33🔗 Caller Uh, well, a couple of weeks ago, me and my friend, um, were home alone with this girl that's like in her early 20s. And she's, she's supposed to be like babysitting us because my parents were out of town for the weekend. And, uh, we ended up like doing stuff because she got drunk. And she ended up like giving me oral sex and, uh, I ended up like, uh, touching her and stuff.

16:04🔗 Adam How old is she?

16:05🔗 Caller 22.

16:06🔗 Adam Holy Christ.

16:07🔗 Drew A little freaked out.

16:09🔗 Adam Oh yeah.

16:09🔗 Caller I don't know really whether, well, first of all, I don't know whether she, uh, she remembers or not because she, I wasn't really sure how drunk she was. I think she was like pretty drunk, but, uh, but she seemed to like kind of know what was going on because one time she made the remark, well, you guys are 14.

16:32🔗 I shouldn't be doing this to you.

16:33🔗 Drew And, uh, to both you?

16:36🔗 Caller Yeah.

16:36🔗 Adam She gave you both, you and your friend Oral Sax?

16:39🔗 Yeah.

16:40🔗 Adam Jesus. Hey, Steve.

16:43🔗 What?

16:44🔗 Adam I know we haven't known each other that long, but we should hang out sometimes, you know, just chill a little bit. I'm bringing you in. You can check out the show, go by your house, you know, do whatever, drink some Oval Teen, watch a little Sheriff John or play some Nintendo or... I can't believe you and your friend both got it.

17:04🔗 Yeah.

17:04🔗 Adam In front of each other?

17:06🔗 Yeah.

17:07🔗 Adam How, um, and the question is, uh, you broke your arm high-fiving and, uh, you have a compound fracture of your forearm and you want to know how to reset the bone is... I mean, how could you... Okay. So, wait a minute. What room were you in?

17:22🔗 Caller What do you mean?

17:23🔗 Drew He doesn't believe you. Yeah. What room in the house were you in?

17:25🔗 Caller Oh. Um, we were in the...

17:28🔗 Adam All right. Hold on. Let me re-examine that question. What room were you in?

17:31🔗 Caller Of the house?

17:32🔗 Adam What do you mean? Oh, of the house? Well, we were in the...

17:39🔗 Caller Oh, oh, oh, oh.

17:40🔗 Adam Room in the house.

17:41🔗 Drew Room in the house.

17:41🔗 Adam Like, he's running for a thesaurus or something.

17:44🔗 Drew What room were you in?

17:45🔗 Caller Uh, well, it started, like, out in the hot tub, and then it went into the living room.

17:51🔗 Caller Uh, living room.

17:53🔗 Adam Yeah.

17:53🔗 Drew OK, bogus.

17:54🔗 Adam Sorry, Steve.

17:55🔗 Drew Nice try.

17:56🔗 Adam That's bogus.

17:57🔗 Drew Boy.

17:58🔗 Adam Now, don't buy it. You didn't know what room you were in.

18:01🔗 We were in the living room.

18:02🔗 Adam Uh-huh. But it only took you 15 minutes to come up with the living room.

18:05🔗 Caller I thought you meant where I was now, like, talking to you guys.

18:13🔗 Drew What was she wearing?

18:14🔗 Caller A bikini. My mom's, actually, which was kind of scary.

18:18🔗 Adam Okay.

18:18🔗 Drew That's a nice detail.

18:19🔗 Adam Specific information. We're right back with you, now, Steve. Two-piece or one-piece? Two. All right. Bikini.

18:25🔗 Drew Two-piece, one-piece bikini?

18:26🔗 Caller Well, now I feel like I kind of...

18:28🔗 Adam Well, thanks.

18:29🔗 Yeah. I kind of took advantage of her, because she was, like, drunk, but...

18:33🔗 Adam No. Now, does she live in the house?

18:37🔗 Huh?

18:38🔗 Adam Is she her housekeeper?

18:40🔗 Caller Well, she recently got fired because of that.

18:43🔗 Adam Because of that?

18:45🔗 Well, yeah.

18:47🔗 Caller They didn't... Because, like, they found out, my parents found out that she had been drunk.

18:52🔗 Drew I see.

18:53🔗 Caller Know about the sex.

18:53🔗 Drew How'd they find out about the drinking?

18:55🔗 Caller Uh, I don't know.

18:57🔗 Drew All right. Well, your parents did a good thing to get rid of her, so you didn't take advantage of her. She's the adult. She actually did something illegal to you guys.

19:05🔗 Yeah, and that's...

19:07🔗 Adam Are you all right with it, though?

19:09🔗 Caller Well, I mean, I liked it, but then it was kind of...

19:13🔗 It was just, like, creepy, because...

19:15🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah.

19:16🔗 Drew It's a little bit to deal with.

19:17🔗 Adam Yeah. It's a little something to think about. I mean, jeez.

19:23🔗 Drew It depends if he's... It's not one of those situations. If he's OK going in, he's going to be OK now, but if he got some issues, it's going to... could escalate things a little bit.

19:33🔗 Adam It'd be funny, the firing process. Listen, Julie, yeah, we got to talk. We're going to let you go. You broke some china. We'd asked you to mop the bathroom a couple of times. It looked like you just went over it with a damp towel. And, of course, you blew my son in his friend. So, and you've been boozing pretty good here. My God. Now, I don't think that's going to damage, though, young Steve, do you?

20:07🔗 Drew I don't think so.

20:08🔗 Adam There's a difference in the psyches. And I know everyone wants to treat everyone the same, but it's really not the same. There's no way that is the same as a 22-year-old man doing that to a 14-year-old woman.

20:17🔗 Drew That's true. That's true.

20:19🔗 Adam And the reason we don't treat it the same is it isn't the same. Is it isn't the same. That's exactly right. Steve was a little titillated, possibly somewhat confused, but certainly didn't feel like he got the short end of that step.

20:35🔗 Drew Not shattered or violated.

20:36🔗 Adam No. I think that part about never being the same, I think if there is a difference in Steve, it's just gonna be a little giddy up in his step when he enters school next semester.

20:49🔗 Drew Interesting.

20:50🔗 Adam All right, we'll take a little break. Drew's gonna get the script from the Teen Choice Teen People's Teen's Choice Award.

20:58🔗 Drew Yeah.

20:58🔗 Adam And we'll have a little look-see at that after this.

21:03🔗 Caller Loveline's phone number is 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline, with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. We'll be right back.

21:19🔗 It's Loveline.

21:28🔗 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-L-A-V-E-1-9-1. We have the script to the Teen, Teen, what the hell is this again?

21:45🔗 Drew Teen Choice Awards.

21:46🔗 Adam Teen Choice Awards, yes.

21:47🔗 Drew My favorite part about this though is that there's that ever-present question. So what's the weirdest question you've ever been asked?

21:53🔗 Adam Right.

21:53🔗 Drew I think you ought to answer it this time. Well, I think James ought to be right on in there.

21:59🔗 Adam Yeah. Hey, there's this, all right. So when we do the Teen Choice Awards and someone says, guys, what is the strangest question you've ever been asked on Loveline? I'll say, oh, there's this guy named James called in a radio show about a year ago, and his dog was working him from behind. I mean, really in him and working.

22:19🔗 Drew Brutus.

22:19🔗 Adam Brutus. That's right. I don't know if they'd be, you know, as a matter of fact, we ought to just do that because we hate that question, but it always comes up. But then when I say, hey, here's the one, everyone freaks out and goes, what are you talking about?

22:35🔗 Drew You can't say that?

22:36🔗 Adam They go, yeah, you can't talk about that. I go, well, you asked me what the weirdest question was. What do you want me to say? That was the weirdest one. Now, you know, the whole thing that's always wrong about these really bad, bad award shows, not that this one is necessarily bad, but why that dialogue at the podium is always so bad? It's because people, the dialogue is written as if you're having a conversation, but you're both facing straight ahead.

23:06🔗 Drew And they won't let you have a conversation.

23:07🔗 Adam Reading off the teleprompter, and it's never a conversation. All right, you want to try this, Drew?

23:14🔗 Drew I actually don't have a complete script, so put it up there.

23:16🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Again, I'm not very good at cold reading. I didn't really take a look at this, but I'll give it a shot. Do we have any applause or anything like that? Let me, do we have the announcer? Can I do the announcer here?

23:30🔗 Drew Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. You got that? It's in here somewhere. Announcer, VO. Voice over here.

23:35🔗 Adam I'll do that. Do we have any timpani or anything? Please, oh, wait a minute. Please welcome Daisy Fuentes and Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew from Love Live. Settle down, you animals. That was an improvised line there.

24:00🔗 Drew Attention retards.

24:01🔗 Adam Thank you, thank you. I know what you're all thinking.

24:04🔗 Drew Oh, this is brilliant, Adam, already.

24:05🔗 Adam When you see Dr. Drew and me on a show, sex isn't far behind.

24:11🔗 Drew He doesn't mean that literally. I don't know what they're saying with that.

24:14🔗 Adam I'll do Daisy Fuentes' line.

24:16🔗 Drew There's likely to be some talk about that subject.

24:19🔗 Adam Well, wait a minute, I'm doing Daisy's line.

24:21🔗 Drew Oh.

24:21🔗 Adam Now we gotta take it from the top. And can you come in here and play the part of Daisy Fuentes, please?

24:27🔗 Drew Here she comes.

24:27🔗 Adam We're gonna have to redo this whole thing, because it's gonna be too confusing. Okay?

24:32🔗 Drew We need another mic set up for Ann.

24:33🔗 Adam She can talk into this mic.

24:35🔗 Drew I'll show the good of mine.

24:35🔗 Adam Yeah, it's not gonna be... There's not much dialogue here. All right. What other... Are there gonna be other celebrities here? I mean, it seems like me, you and Daisy aren't enough. Oh, wait, there's more.

24:47🔗 Caller What the hell?

24:49🔗 Drew It's when you announced the winner there.

24:50🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Oh, I shouldn't say the winner, though, should I? Do we know the winner? I won't talk about it on the air. All right, come here, Anne. You wanna play Daisy Fuentes? Oh, you played into Drew's mic? All right, you ready? All right, let's do the applause again. I'm gonna just go ahead and re-announce that. Thank you very much. Oh, you're gonna kill... Get that applause going, please. Thank you. Now introducing Daisy Fuentes and from Loveline, Adam Corolla, Corolla, Corolla and Dr. Drew. Thank you. Thank you. I know what you're all thinking. When you see Dr. Drew and me on a show, sex isn't far behind.

25:39🔗 Caller Excuse me?

25:40🔗 Drew He doesn't mean that literally. He means that there's likely to be some talk about that subject.

25:43🔗 Adam Talk? We're here to give out the award for the sexiest love scene in a movie. I don't think the dialogue has much to do with it.

25:52🔗 Drew Oh, brilliant writing.

25:53🔗 Adam All right, shut up.

25:54🔗 Caller Adam, it's important that people talk to each other before they have sex.

25:57🔗 Adam You mean like, hey, what's your name?

26:01🔗 Caller No, you know what I mean. You and Dr. Drew talk about much more than just sex on Loveline.

26:06🔗 Drew That's right. We talk about intimacy and love and relationships.

26:12🔗 Adam But mostly, is that you?

26:13🔗 Drew Sorry.

26:15🔗 Adam But mostly sex, which we can't do on this show.

26:20🔗 Caller So bear that in mind as we look at the top four choices for sexiest love scenes in...

26:25🔗 Adam A movie.

26:26🔗 Caller A movie.

26:27🔗 Adam Don't move this.

26:28🔗 Drew Matthew McConaughey and Elizabeth Hurley. Rachel Leigh Cook and Freddie Prinze Jr. Julia Stiles and Heather Heath Ledger. Joseph Fiennes and Gwyneth Paltrow.

26:43🔗 Adam And the winner is...

26:44🔗 Drew Whoa, whoa, whoa.

26:45🔗 Adam We don't have it.

26:45🔗 Drew No, no, you don't know.

26:46🔗 Adam Oh, we do?

26:47🔗 Drew You read this. It's your line.

26:48🔗 Adam Oh, okay. Oh, we don't have the... I don't want to give away anything.

26:52🔗 Drew Yeah.

26:52🔗 Okay.

26:55🔗 Drew Read that.

26:55🔗 Okay.

26:57🔗 Adam And the Woody, isn't that what the surfers call these things? Goes to, and then...

27:03🔗 Drew Daisy Reed.

27:04🔗 Adam Daisy Reed.

27:05🔗 Drew Thank you. Thank you.

27:06🔗 Adam Thank you. The part of Daisy Fuentes is played by producer Ann. All right. That is...

27:14🔗 Drew No, sheer entertainment. I laughed, I cried, a puckered satire of contemporary mores. I particularly like the cameo appearance by the young producer.

27:23🔗 Adam You wonder why these things get panned. All right, Drew, so what are we going to do? We're going to have to do something else there. I think we'll just have to improvise. But here, I don't, here's the thing.

27:31🔗 Drew Here's the thing on these things. They have little beats and they go by the like microsecond. That's why they make you come. I did one of these before. And they are a pain in the ass. All right. And they go on like, if you don't hit those marks, the whole stage goes collapsing.

27:46🔗 Adam Drew, this is going to be the last one we do together. I guarantee you that. Because I'm not going to be asked back. Because there's nothing worse than just bad wooden dialogue. And like I said, you're reading off the teleprompter. So you can't even turn to look at the person.

27:59🔗 Drew Well, they took away, they wisely took out the original script was, what's the world's greatest question you ever had? Dialogue to follow. I warned them about that. I said, look, it's...

28:10🔗 Adam All right, so that's not going to happen. But just the fact that I needed to get there at one o'clock to rehearse that garbage is nonsense. All right, but Drew, you foolishly are. I really wouldn't do it if I were you, Drew.

28:20🔗 Drew My deal is, I wouldn't, either I'm going to do it or I'm not. All right, accept it. All right, I'll put up with it.

28:25🔗 Adam All right, that's you. Eric?

28:27🔗 Yes.

28:28🔗 Adam You're 25.

28:29🔗 Caller Yes.

28:30🔗 Adam What's happening?

28:31🔗 Caller Okay, first off, I want to tell you you have a great show.

28:33🔗 Adam Thanks.

28:34🔗 Caller And you very much resemble the Budweiser Lizards on the radio commercials for some reason. Thank you.

28:41🔗 Drew Maybe they were fashioned after us.

28:44🔗 Caller Really?

28:44🔗 Adam I don't know. They've been around for like two years now.

28:47🔗 Caller That sounds very much. I can take that as a compliment, I guess. But I've been working at a, I spent the last part of eight months of last year working in a night club in Atlanta. And I got used to a very different lifestyle with where I had a lot of different dates and very aggressive relationships. And now I've come down off that and trying to adjust back to a normal life. But I'm wondering if I don't approach people with various, you know, at school and at college, do I go to that or approach them with the same aggression? And I'm wondering if it's maybe I'm not driving them away or Wait, wait, wait.

29:26🔗 Adam What do you mean aggression?

29:28🔗 Drew You are, you are approaching them that way? Or you wondered if you should?

29:33🔗 Caller No, no, that's, that's, it's very, when I worked at the night club, it was a very aggressive environment and it was acceptable to be aggressive. And now I wonder if I'm not coming across to.

29:46🔗 Drew Well, what's the, what do you, we're not watching you.

29:48🔗 Adam Still haven't answered Drew's question.

29:50🔗 Drew He says he's being aggressive and he wonders if he's coming across that way. Even though he may be toning it down, he thinks maybe.

29:56🔗 Caller I mean, I wonder if maybe I'm.

29:57🔗 Drew Eric's noticing, I assume you're noticing that things aren't working so well for you in college. The things that used to work in the night club aren't working in the real world right now.

30:04🔗 Caller Yeah.

30:05🔗 Adam You mean the, the roofies don't dissolve in milk as fast as they dissolve in a, like a cocktail? Is that really what he's asking?

30:14🔗 Drew Eric, uh-huh.

30:15🔗 Adam Uh-huh.

30:16🔗 Drew All right.

30:17🔗 Adam Eric, well, you understand, I mean, when you're at a club, people are drunk and the music's pumping and you have to kind of get out and sweat on people a little bit.

30:26🔗 Drew I wonder if he means night club?

30:28🔗 Adam What kind of club are you talking about?

30:30🔗 Caller It was a big concert hall in Atlanta, and it holds about over 3000 people, and I worked as a bouncer for 3 months.

30:41🔗 Adam So why don't you just tone it down a little when you meet people in college?

30:46🔗 Caller Yeah, I mean, I was wondering if it was something in my perception, if maybe now I'm coming across too strong or changing.

30:54🔗 Adam We don't know.

30:54🔗 Drew We're not watching, Eric, we aren't there to observe what you do.

30:57🔗 Adam Whatever it is, it's not working.

30:59🔗 Drew Right.

30:59🔗 Adam So, go ahead and shift gears a little bit.

31:04🔗 Drew All right, it's moving from one...

31:05🔗 Adam All right, well...

31:05🔗 Drew He's pissed off at you, as you're suggesting.

31:08🔗 Adam I wish we could help you, Eric, but I don't know what you're doing at college. I don't know if you're being too aggressive or not. Apparently, you are.

31:15🔗 Drew Sounds like you are.

31:17🔗 Adam It's not all to do with aggressiveness, though. I mean, sometimes you ask people out, they don't want to go. It doesn't matter how you ask them. Okay, is this junior college, Eric? It's got to be.

31:31🔗 Caller It's business school.

31:32🔗 Adam Really?

31:33🔗 Caller Yeah.

31:34🔗 Adam Like bartending business school or just business school?

31:36🔗 Drew Can you understand that women in business school might be of a little more serious mind than people you run into in a concert?

31:42🔗 Adam Yeah, 16-year-olds with fake IDs who are tripping on E.

31:49🔗 Drew You're enamored with the bouncer? Come on, Eric.

31:51🔗 Adam I see they yell a windbreaker.

31:53🔗 Drew Come on down into reality or step on in. It's fine.

31:55🔗 Adam Listen, he doesn't have a question. What the hell is he asking? Do you have any idea what that question was?

32:02🔗 Drew Why can't he get laid in college? Yeah, have the same success in business school that he was having at a nightclub.

32:07🔗 Adam I'll put it in a nutshell. People aren't as drunk at business school. That's why. Okay, and you're not wearing a windbreaker.

32:14🔗 Drew What really blows down is the women in business school have far more esteem and aren't going to fall for that BS.

32:20🔗 Adam Well, and listen, the difference, and Drew, you would, I'm sure you would agree with this. Women, even the same woman, can become a completely different creature at night with some music pumping and some booze flowing through her veins. Whereas a guy's pretty much, he's eager for the fray no matter what.

32:42🔗 Drew Right.

32:42🔗 Adam I mean, Drew, stop reading that.

32:45🔗 Drew I am listening to you.

32:46🔗 Adam You take a single horny 25 year old guy like this guy, Eric, you take him, it could be high noon, he could be stone cold sober, he could be sitting at church on Sunday. And if a good looking chick sat next to him on the pew and she put her hand on his knee, he'd be like thinking, I'm gonna go bang this chick in the parking lot right after communion. Same guy at the nightclub still looking maybe a little faster if he had a few beers in him or something, but the same guy. Women, they take a woman out, you put her in a business suit and put a suitcase at the shea case in her hand and put her in business suitcase. You know how big books are these days, Drew?

33:26🔗 Drew Yeah, yeah, these days.

33:28🔗 Adam It's all kinds of words, like a new one in front of every other week nowadays. But seriously, you see the Asian suits, they got wheels on their briefcase. It's like, wow, honey, you're serious about traveling. You're going through that hole like you're at an airport. That freaks me out. You see a kid studying. He's got wheels on his toes.

33:48🔗 Drew I've never seen that.

33:49🔗 Adam You've never seen that? Yeah, it's like the slide handle thing, and they got their little laptop computer, their notebooks and stuff. They're dragging the things on a dolly. But the point is, is you take a woman and you put her in class or you put her in some environment and it's noon and she's sober and she's listening to the professor and she's a totally different creature than when she's out that night, it's 12.45. She's got a couple of Long Island ice teas in her and cool in the gang or in the house.

34:19🔗 Drew Let's go to break, please. You're losing it.

34:22🔗 Adam Isn't it? Are they hot?

34:24🔗 Drew Have you been drinking?

34:24🔗 Adam Are they not hot anymore?

34:25🔗 Drew Have you been drinking tonight, too?

34:27🔗 Adam I purposely didn't drink today, even on the plane.

34:31🔗 Drew Oh, I'm sure.

34:32🔗 Adam I announced-

34:32🔗 Drew You didn't fly first class.

34:33🔗 Adam Oh, yes, I did. I announced to the stewardess when I got my club soda, this is the first, last, and only time you will ever see me in first class sober. I just, I couldn't take it anymore. I couldn't hold any more booze. All right, we're going to take a little break. And then when we come back, we'll speak to-

34:53🔗 Drew Julia.

34:53🔗 Adam Julia. Julia's-

34:56🔗 Drew You'll see.

34:56🔗 Adam Oh yeah, Julia, her partner has hepatitis B. She wants to know about that after this.

35:06🔗 Caller Love Line with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. Be right back.

35:20🔗 Caller The radio that keeps you up at night.

35:24🔗 It's Loveline, only on WEBN.

35:29🔗 Adam I'm telling Drew about Mexico. Hey, phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number, 310-8-5-4-4-4-5-5. And we'll go back to the phones and speak to Julia. Julia?

35:45🔗 Caller Hello, thank you for taking my call.

35:47🔗 Adam Our pleasure.

35:48🔗 Caller Thank you for having the show. It has been an incredible inspiration to me and I've helped a lot of people.

35:53🔗 Adam Wow.

35:53🔗 Caller It's the advice that you've given to me. And hopefully you can help me get a clear picture of the situation. I've been with my partner for a year and a half. We're in a monogamous relationship. He found out about seven months ago that he's had hepatitis C, not B, as you said earlier.

36:13🔗 Drew Ah, it says B up here. So he has hepatitis C. Was he an IV drug user?

36:17🔗 Caller Um, yes.

36:19🔗 Drew He must have been.

36:20🔗 Caller Um, but I have mixed information and input about what my risk is. I was tested three months ago, negative.

36:29🔗 Drew Well, the reason you have mixed input is that there's controversy about this issue.

36:34🔗 Oh, absolutely.

36:35🔗 Caller And I don't know, I trust your judgment. That's why I'm calling you. I mean, I have seen it until I'm blue in the brain, but here is my opinion.

36:43🔗 Drew And this is my opinion. I have no, I can't quote literature, line and verse that substantiates it, but I've had experience. I've seen patients, women with hepatitis C, where their only exposure was a sexual partner with hepatitis C. And I'm convinced of it. I've not seen it go the other way. I'm sure it can. I'm convinced it can go female to men, but I'm totally convinced it can go male to female.

37:06🔗 Adam That penis is just like a syringe, right, Drew?

37:08🔗 Drew Now, it's a difficult disease to catch, but it is certainly possible to catch.

37:13🔗 Caller So will you suggest that...

37:15🔗 Drew Condom.

37:15🔗 Caller I intend to spend my life with this person and...

37:19🔗 Drew Well, oh boy.

37:20🔗 Caller And I mean, this is a very difficult issue to deal with because I mean, I know that he's not suffering now, but it is a future problem and it's something that I'm gonna have to deal with.

37:33🔗 Drew Well, first of all, he needs to be treated. Has he been treated?

37:36🔗 Caller No, he hasn't. He's kind of stubborn about the whole thing.

37:39🔗 Drew Is he still an IV drug addict?

37:41🔗 Caller No, he's not.

37:42🔗 Drew He needs to be treated.

37:43🔗 Adam Hold on a second, Julie.

37:44🔗 Caller How do you be treated?

37:45🔗 Adam Let me talk to my partner, Drew. He's kind of stubborn about the whole thing. That's ex junkie, kind of stubborn about-

37:53🔗 Caller He's not ex junkie, okay? To get it straight, like he uses needles. I use needles, but I really believe that we've been safe and clean every time that we've used them.

38:02🔗 Adam All right, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I hung the junkie banner on him just because- So he's still a guy-

38:07🔗 Caller You shouldn't do that because you can't just like classify and categorize someone as a junkie because they use needles.

38:13🔗 Drew You're both junkies.

38:14🔗 Caller Okay, fine. We're both junkies.

38:16🔗 Drew That's fine. By the way, junkies are people that take Vicodin too.

38:19🔗 Caller Okay, that's fine. Junkies are people who use needles then. Is this what we're defining junkies as?

38:23🔗 Drew No, junkies are people that are strung out on opiates.

38:25🔗 Caller Okay, well we don't use opiates.

38:27🔗 Drew Or speed or cocaine. Okay, look, you're drug addicts.

38:30🔗 Adam Well, hold on, hold on. Maybe it's insulin shots she's giving herself. Is that true, Julia?

38:36🔗 Caller No, no, that's fine.

38:39🔗 Adam What are you shooting up?

38:39🔗 Caller I don't think that that...

38:42🔗 Adam I know, it's neither here nor there.

38:43🔗 Drew Yeah, it matters.

38:44🔗 Caller I don't know what drugs I'm shooting up. I'd be happy to tell you, but...

38:47🔗 Adam Okay, go ahead.

38:49🔗 Caller Ketamine, ecstasy. That's pretty much...

38:55🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Nothing wrong with that.

38:58🔗 Drew Well, nobody's going to treat him in that condition anyway, so it doesn't matter.

39:03🔗 Caller Okay, well, if he wasn't using drugs with needles, then...

39:08🔗 Drew He would get interferon for several months, and it's about a 30%, 40% chance of cure. And if you're going to get pregnant, certainly, if you're going to be with him, A, it's important that he get cured, B, if you're going to try to get pregnant, it has to be under supervision of a hepatologist to try to be sure that you don't get exposed and the baby doesn't get exposed. This is a very serious S.

39:30🔗 Caller So he can be cured?

39:32🔗 Drew Yes.

39:33🔗 Adam No, no, possibly.

39:34🔗 Drew Well, his life is in far greater danger from his drug addiction than his hepatitis C right now.

39:39🔗 Caller Okay.

39:40🔗 Adam But he's no junkie, I'll tell you that.

39:41🔗 Caller And another thing?

39:42🔗 Drew But nobody's going to, but once he is under treatment for his addiction, there's about a 30%, 40% chance that he can be cured.

39:50🔗 Caller Okay, that's nice to know. Can I tell you something else, Dr. Drew? I called you maybe five years ago about a friend of mine who was diabetic and using a lot of speed, and just to tell the listeners that she died.

40:02🔗 Drew Yeah, I'm sure of it.

40:04🔗 Caller Well, Julia? You told me that that was going to happen, and no intervention helped in this situation. So, speed pills, kids.

40:12🔗 Drew You know what?

40:13🔗 Adam Thanks for that, Julia. You're a fine example, by the way.

40:15🔗 Drew I've seen people die from ecstasy and ketamine too.

40:18🔗 Caller Okay.

40:19🔗 Drew And I've made a prediction about her, you're well on your way to the same outcome.

40:24🔗 Caller Okay, well we'll see about that.

40:25🔗 Drew It doesn't just happen to diabetics. I'm sure she said the same thing too when you told her what I said, by the way. We'll see about that.

40:31🔗 Caller Okay.

40:32🔗 Drew It's pretty sad.

40:32🔗 Adam All right, Julia.

40:33🔗 Caller I really just, I'm not a junkie. But.

40:35🔗 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Why aren't you a junkie?

40:38🔗 Caller Because I just think we have different definitions of what a junkie is. All right.

40:41🔗 Adam Well, you tell me what a junkie is.

40:43🔗 Caller I think a junkie is someone who is so addicted to a drug that they are dependent on it and stay at home and do it all the time and can't function in their normal life without doing the drug. I believe that I am a recreational drug user. I go on journeys when I use my drugs. I use them for introspection and greater understanding of this reality that...

41:06🔗 Adam Wait, Julia, you have to shoot out for that?

41:10🔗 Drew I wish I could put you in touch with the various people I've treated who...

41:13🔗 Caller Well, when you think about the dosages you have to take... Orally, and how much less it is to take in an IV needle, then I think that I'm consuming less.

41:23🔗 Drew I hope everybody listens to this. Julia, I've treated a number of people that go on those journeys, and you should hear how they think about that when they get healthier.

41:33🔗 Caller Healthier?

41:34🔗 Drew Yeah, when they get over this.

41:36🔗 Adam All right, Julia...

41:36🔗 Caller When they grow up or something, right?

41:38🔗 Adam Julia, don't... No, when they get well. Julia, don't have any kids, please.

41:42🔗 Caller Oh, I don't intend to.

41:43🔗 Adam Thank you.

41:44🔗 Caller No problem.

41:45🔗 Adam All right, all right.

41:46🔗 Caller Take it easy, guys.

41:47🔗 Adam All right there, Julia.

41:48🔗 Caller Bye.

41:49🔗 Adam All right. Well, you know, she's a big fan. There's all... Hold on a second, though. It's kind of ironic because the question was prefaced with, I want to tell you, I've been listening for a long time, and the information that you have given me has proved to be invaluable, not only in my life, but in the life of my friends. By the way, one of them died.

42:14🔗 Drew David Page, you told me she died, she died.

42:15🔗 Adam Remember that one I called in about? Yeah, one of my friends about five years ago? She's in the ground. Okay. Other than that, you've been a tremendous help.

42:24🔗 Drew Now I go on journeys.

42:25🔗 Adam Now I gotta go, I gotta go.

42:26🔗 Drew There is a guy in California that takes groups of these people and adjusts their dose and then takes them on journeys. Gotta be shot. I've really seen some very serious stuff from that.

42:37🔗 Adam Well, I don't know why it always strikes a chord. I don't mind someone being strung out on something, and just saying, hey, I'm strung out on this ass. What can I do? I'm not ready to stop. I'll even buy that. Oh, that's a very comfortable place. Hey, when I'm doing it, it's not hurting anybody, and I'm fine, and so is my junkie boyfriend, and he's not getting any treatment for his hepatitis, but I don't want to wear a condom. Okay.

43:00🔗 Drew Yeah, that's the way it goes.

43:01🔗 Adam Good luck to you. James?

43:03🔗 Yeah.

43:04🔗 Adam You're 19.

43:05🔗 Caller That's right.

43:06🔗 Adam What's going on?

43:08🔗 Caller Me and my friends hang out at the bowling alley and stuff, and you know, the girls that are our age hang out somewhere else, and we can't find out where that is, but the girls that are there is like 14.

43:17🔗 Adam I'm going miniature golf or maybe the batting cage.

43:20🔗 Caller Well, the girls that are 14 and 15.

43:22🔗 Drew By the way, you want to go to the batting cage tomorrow at 4 o'clock?

43:24🔗 Adam I'm going.

43:25🔗 Drew Glendale. Oh, really? Got to friend of mine is a batting instructor. Really? Hang on a second, James.

43:30🔗 Adam Not you, James.

43:31🔗 Drew Meet you there at 4 o'clock in Glendale.

43:33🔗 Adam It's going to be tough, but I'll try. Okay. Sorry, go ahead, James. Me and Drew are going to the batting cage. You know, it's a Friday thing. Every Friday, we go to the batting cage in Glendale. Yeah.

43:44🔗 Caller Well, I was just saying that the 14-year-old girls are the ones that are hittin on us. I don't know why the 14-year-old girls are hittin on us and the girls our own age are like, go somewhere else.

43:58🔗 Adam You're at the bowling alley with the 14-year-old girls, right?

44:00🔗 Drew That's why they hit on you, because you're there.

44:03🔗 Caller Okay.

44:03🔗 Adam Okay, so if you went to the night club with the 19-year-old girls.

44:09🔗 Caller All the night clubs in Seattle except one are 21 and over.

44:12🔗 Adam Okay, where do the 19-year-olds go?

44:15🔗 Caller That's what I've been trying to figure out for the past year since I got back from college.

44:18🔗 Adam Okay, but stop going to the bowling alley, because they're not at the bowling alley.

44:22🔗 Drew Since you got back from college?

44:23🔗 Caller Yeah.

44:23🔗 Drew You mean summertime?

44:25🔗 Caller Yeah. Oh, my brother died, so I'm livin at home for a while.

44:29🔗 Caller What happened?

44:30🔗 Caller He was shot.

44:31🔗 Adam Oh, boy. Well, why?

44:34🔗 Caller He got robbed.

44:36🔗 Drew Just a random event?

44:38🔗 Caller Do you not know?

44:40🔗 Drew Was he involved with something?

44:41🔗 Adam You didn't look into it at all?

44:42🔗 Caller I can't talk about that right now, because there's a trial goin into this.

44:45🔗 Drew Okay, got it, got it, got it, got it.

44:48🔗 Adam It wasn't a riding spike on a paper ass.

44:51🔗 Caller I was doing good with girls my own age. That was about a year ago in September. And in the last few months, I've been livin at home, and I'm hangin out with these guys. We're not like socially aggressive or anything. We don't like to go and try to start.

45:05🔗 Drew You need to make a quest of figuring out where your peers are hangin out. You need to make a systematic investigation. You need to go look into it, figure it out, and go there. You'll figure it out, I'm sure.

45:17🔗 Adam Listen, here's my tip. If you still insist on goin to the bowling alley, instead of hangin out by the snack bar, go into the Pro Shop. That's where all the fine trim is. Hang out by the Brunswick High Lusters, you know. Sit there, look at some of those ball shammies, you know. Try on some shoes. Whatever it takes. Is those a cavalcade of hot chicks goin in the bowling pro shop? I mean, at least around the bowling alley, so I grew up. Why is it that every guy who calls this show is having difficulty picking up women? It becomes glaringly evident why they're having difficulty picking up women like in the first three or four syllables. It always starts with a question, but after you talk to them for a little while, you go, oh yeah, okay. This is much more than location. All right, don't go to the bowling alley there, James. We're gonna take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to David, David 16, kind of broke. Will the spermicidal lubricant help? We'll find out after this.

46:31🔗 Caller We're the G-spot on your radio dial.

46:34🔗 Caller Oh, you're right there.

46:35🔗 Caller Loveline on 1027.

46:39🔗 Caller W-E-B-N, Cincinnati.

46:45🔗 Adam All right, here it is. We're gonna take a quick 10-second timeout. We'll be back with more of the show in just 10 seconds. This is Loveline on Radio Station.

47:07🔗 Drew I didn't see you bring any in here.

47:08🔗 Caller You didn't?

47:09🔗 Adam I put my mug somewhere. Hey, Lisa, you see my coffee mug around? You put a little coffee in there? Thanks. Hey, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Drew over there. And it's back to the show we go. What call we at there, Drew? Here we go. David. Yeah. You're 16. So you're kind of broke. And you want to know if the spermicide is going to be effective?

47:35🔗 Caller Yeah, I'm hoping.

47:36🔗 Drew What do you hear me talking about all the time when we get calls about condom breaking?

47:42🔗 Caller I don't know.

47:43🔗 Drew What do you think I might suggest somebody do? I'm just curious if it's getting through. I mean, he's even got an inkling of what I might suggest.

47:51🔗 Actually, I don't.

47:52🔗 Drew You ever heard of emergency contraception?

47:55🔗 Morning after pill.

47:56🔗 Drew Right. Yeah. How about that?

47:59🔗 Well, too late for that.

48:00🔗 Drew How long ago this happened?

48:02🔗 Let's see. A week ago. Tonight, actually.

48:05🔗 Drew You're right. Now, this is not to take advantage of you. I really just need to know why we're not. Why didn't this occur to you in the first place?

48:12🔗 Adam I'm more interested in why you didn't just answer Drew's question. Why do you want like, what do you think I'm, what do I talk about when the condom breaks? I don't know. But you knew what he talked about, right?

48:23🔗 In the back of my mind, yeah.

48:25🔗 Drew But again, it didn't occur to him when it happened, right?

48:27🔗 So it did.

48:28🔗 Drew It did occur to you.

48:29🔗 It found out it broke. Actually, it didn't really break too bad, but there was a hole.

48:33🔗 Drew Another emergency contraceptive doesn't break too bad. It's like sort of pregnant. There's another new emergency contraceptive came out today called Plan B. It's just the progesterone, I believe, on a gestural.

48:46🔗 Right.

48:47🔗 Adam Yeah, that's a good name, Plan B.

48:50🔗 Yeah.

48:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Or like Escape Hatch or something. Right.

48:54🔗 Drew It's a clever name.

48:55🔗 Adam Escape Pod. Yeah, I like that.

48:57🔗 Drew What's your first plan? Plan A is the condom. Plan B is leaving the gestural. All right.

49:00🔗 Adam So you didn't do that, David, because?

49:03🔗 Couldn't get around to it, actually. Couldn't find a way down there.

49:06🔗 Drew Now where?

49:07🔗 To the Planned Parenthood place.

49:09🔗 Drew How about just what state you live in?

49:11🔗 Utah.

49:12🔗 Drew Is there any you couldn't call a doctor, go to an emergency room, anything like that?

49:16🔗 That didn't cross my mind.

49:18🔗 Drew Any health care provider can get you that pill.

49:24🔗 Adam All right. Well, what do you do now?

49:27🔗 Drew You pray.

49:29🔗 Yeah, a lot of that. I was wondering, I have heard that, let's see, we'll use the technical term for it, that marijuana will actually sort of kill off those guys.

49:40🔗 Drew Yeah, pot can reduce your potential for fertility, but plenty of guys smoke a lot of pot, get women pregnant.

49:47🔗 Yeah, it's worked once before, but I was really...

49:50🔗 Adam Well, you don't know if it's worked or not.

49:51🔗 Drew Yeah, you don't know what the problem, you know.

49:54🔗 Adam Why, do you smoke a lot of weed?

49:55🔗 It's worked for me before.

49:57🔗 Drew Once, but you don't know if, there's so many other reasons that she didn't get pregnant other than your sperm count.

50:01🔗 Adam Yeah, you don't know if that's, no, that hasn't worked.

50:04🔗 Drew Yeah, you have no idea if that had anything to do with it.

50:06🔗 Adam Do you smoke a lot of weed?

50:08🔗 Not anymore.

50:09🔗 Adam Okay.

50:10🔗 Just, you know, a couple of times a month.

50:12🔗 Adam Okay, but...

50:13🔗 Drew That's not gonna lower your sperm count, David. That is not gonna lower your sperm count.

50:16🔗 Adam So you just have to wait another week and then you take a pregnancy test. Okay, so that's what you gotta do.

50:23🔗 Then go find a wedding ring.

50:26🔗 Drew Well, you're 16.

50:28🔗 Well, you know, I gotta take care of...

50:30🔗 Drew What about adoption? Why not?

50:33🔗 I'm not giving my kid up.

50:35🔗 Adam David, you're only gonna screw him up. Come on.

50:38🔗 Drew Yeah, it's not about you. It's about this kid.

50:43🔗 Adam All right, well, you think about it, David. Don't freak yourself out. I bet she's not pregnant.

50:48🔗 Drew Yeah, it's probably true.

50:49🔗 Adam Okay. Well, listen, don't screw around anymore. I don't trust all these kind of broke stories either, by the way. That didn't wear the condom. That's what I think.

51:00🔗 Drew Or didn't use it properly.

51:01🔗 Adam Didn't use it properly. On the other hand, let's get this morning after pill. Here's the big problem. And this is what I want to yell at the folks that want to make it difficult for things like the morning after pill or any form of contraception. Kids aren't about overcoming hurdles and obstacles at 16. If that planned parenthood is anywhere but across the street, they ain't going. Even if it is across the street, they ain't going. We hear it time and time again. Yeah, I'm aware of this. Yeah, the condom broke. But so what? I didn't go do anything about it. That's why this thing has to be more accessible. It really does. It needs to be behind a little piece of glass with a little hammer hanging on a chain next to it.

51:46🔗 Drew On the break in case of fire.

51:49🔗 Adam On the foot of the bed. It really does.

51:51🔗 Drew Maybe beds should be issued with them.

51:52🔗 Adam Listen, if she...

51:54🔗 Drew Pillows?

51:54🔗 Adam That's a good idea.

51:55🔗 Drew Inside the pillow.

51:57🔗 Adam Lingerie, nightgowns.

51:58🔗 Drew Oh yeah.

51:59🔗 Adam Nice panties.

52:00🔗 Caller Geez.

52:01🔗 Drew Sewed right in.

52:02🔗 Adam Contact lenses. I'm just riffing here, Drew. Tell me when I'm not making sense. But what I mean is, if David, David is not an idiot. He's not irresponsible. He's a typical 16 year old. He puts a condom on, the condom breaks, and then he keeps his fingers crossed, hoping nothing's gonna happen. But now, if something does happen, no abortion, no adoption, now David is daddy. And he's 16 years old. And that doesn't make for a good daddy. Now, if she had this morning after pill, she would have taken it. But there's a step in between that, and that's the step that they stumble on. And I wouldn't have done it either. When I was 16, I was whacked out, lazy enough, big enough procrastinator.

52:51🔗 Drew I wouldn't have done it. We don't realize how concrete 16 year olds are until you get back in touch with them. And I've experienced this most typically in relation to cigarette use. When I talk to them about cigarettes, it's like, we know now, you do this, you get emphysema, you get heart disease, you get lung cancer, you get mouth cancer. Do we know that? This is what the answer is, huh?

53:11🔗 Adam Yeah, yeah, yeah. It doesn't, anything.

53:14🔗 Drew It doesn't exist.

53:15🔗 Adam Anything that happens further than the day after tomorrow does not exist. It doesn't exist. You try to tell somebody when they're 16, oh, when you're 21, you'll be, are you kidding me? Forget it. Not even close. So same with this. I mean, this is a whole nine months away. Hell, they could be an ambassador to some country in Europe by then. Lindsay?

53:40🔗 Caller Hi.

53:41🔗 Adam Hey, you're 16.

53:43🔗 Caller Yeah, okay.

53:44🔗 Adam, don't ever go away again, okay?

53:46🔗 Adam Oh, all right. I promise. For like another week.

53:50🔗 Drew You are going away next week.

53:52🔗 Adam No, not next week.

53:53🔗 Drew Week after next.

53:53🔗 Caller I have a quick question about 24-hour pill.

53:55🔗 Caller The morning after pill? My health teacher said that it was an abortion pill.

53:59🔗 Drew It is not.

54:00🔗 Caller And I heard you say that it wasn't.

54:02🔗 Drew It is not.

54:02🔗 Caller You argued about her with that.

54:04🔗 Drew Let me tell you, I am anti-abortion. I would not get behind this pill if there was any doubt about the scientific literature on this. There is still some vague suggestion circulating out there that it may affect implantation. My reading the literature, and I've read it a million times, is that it purely suppresses ovulation. And there may be an outside chance that very occasionally it has something to do with implantation. But I think that it is a statistical sort of argument only. I really don't believe that's how it works at all.

54:37🔗 Adam Let me tell you something about your health teacher. I know you're 16. You look at your teachers as deities. Let me give you the reality of your high school health teacher. Got fired.

54:49🔗 Caller Home Ec teacher. I know.

54:50🔗 Adam Home Ec. Yeah. Used to work Home Ec. Worked auto shop the semester before that. Got fired from her job at the post office. Got her degree from junior college. Has had three failed marriages. And is making $33,000 a year. And unsubsidized. She's on the life system with the phone company. Where they chip in eight bucks each month. So she can have your phone. So I know you want to listen to these people, but don't listen to these people. They're idiots.

55:19🔗 Caller That's not for me. It's for my friend. She got pregnant because she believed the teacher that it was an abortion pill.

55:24🔗 Drew And then she wouldn't take it.

55:26🔗 Adam And then she wouldn't take it?

55:27🔗 Caller She wouldn't take it because my health teacher said that it was an abortion pill.

55:30🔗 Drew I'm telling you something. I would not... First of all, the RU-486 is an abortion pill. I would not get behind this pill.

55:35🔗 Adam That's not the morning after pill.

55:36🔗 Drew That is not the morning after pill. I would not get behind this pill if it were an abortion pill.

55:39🔗 Adam I would get behind it in front of it if it was, but it's not. All right? Okay. All right, Lindsay.

55:45🔗 Drew What, is that it? What?

55:48🔗 Caller Yeah.

55:48🔗 Drew What else you got?

55:49🔗 Caller My question, it's like, I called when Dr. Bruce was here about my little brother on horror movies.

55:55🔗 Adam Yeah.

55:56🔗 Caller And I told my mom and she got extremely mad at me.

56:00🔗 Drew At you?

56:01🔗 Caller Yeah, at me.

56:01🔗 Adam Hold on. Let me recap here.

56:03🔗 Okay.

56:04🔗 Adam And don't interrupt me if I'm wrong, because it's always just some minute detail that no one cares about. Right, all right. It implies I don't like being wrong anyway.

56:11🔗 Okay.

56:11🔗 Adam Her brother's 10. She showed her brother a horror movie or two. Her brother got into it, little into it, started having, I don't know, weapons or being violent or something like that. And she was scared to tell her mom because they thought her mom would get upset that she showed her showed him the movie.

56:30🔗 Drew And lo and behold, she did.

56:32🔗 Adam Well, she did. Yeah. But what I mean is she told her mom.

56:35🔗 Drew Yeah, good.

56:35🔗 Adam And what did your mom say?

56:36🔗 Caller All right. My mom really got mad at me. And after that day, she told me never to bring it up again. And she talked to my little brother about it. And it was, I told her on Friday and through the weekend, he was fine and everything. And on Monday, when they went back to work, my brother, he came to my room in the morning and he was so angry with me. I mean, God, I didn't even think I knew him anymore because he was throwing stuff and he was extremely angry and ran out of the house.

57:02🔗 Caller And I don't know where he went.

57:03🔗 Caller I called after him, but he wouldn't listen to me. And I was trying to find out where he went and called his friend's houses, but I couldn't figure it out. So I went in his room, looking through his stuff, just because I know he has a massive night's collection.

57:16🔗 Drew Knife collection? Lizzie, you got a major, major problem here.

57:19🔗 Adam He's tan?

57:20🔗 Caller That's the little problem. I mean, I went under his mattress and there were like, it was small guns. They looked real, but they were under his bed and a whole bunch of other stuff.

57:30🔗 Caller And they're just knives and stuff.

57:32🔗 Caller And I didn't hear him come in or anything, but as I was putting the mattress back down, I was like on my knees and stuff and he hit me over the head with like a lampshade or something. And when I turned around, he hit me over the head a couple of times and called some people from my high school over. And they took the stuff away. And my mom now thinks I'm cutting myself again. And she doesn't believe me.

57:54🔗 Drew What's going on in your family?

57:57🔗 Caller Nothing.

58:00🔗 Adam Nothing. Nothing.

58:03🔗 Caller This is just the only major problem. And my mom-

58:05🔗 Drew Wait a minute, you're a cutter.

58:08🔗 Caller I'm what?

58:08🔗 Drew You cut on yourself?

58:10🔗 Caller No, no, I did two years ago.

58:13🔗 Drew Okay, that's not a sign of health, okay? A 14-year-old cuts on herself. That's a sign something very distressing is going on.

58:20🔗 Caller Well, I thought I deserved it because I hurt my parents and stuff, but I-

58:26🔗 Drew How did you hurt your parents?

58:27🔗 Caller Well, nothing.

58:28🔗 Caller When we got in arguments and stuff, and I really felt bad about hurting my parents because I would get angry and yell at them or something.

58:34🔗 Caller And I cut myself a couple times.

58:36🔗 Drew Was there a lot of anger and yelling in your house going on?

58:38🔗 No, no.

58:39🔗 Caller I've never been angry at my parents. Just a couple of times, like they wouldn't let me go to concerts or something.

58:43🔗 Adam All right. So it was nothing. It was just sporadic slicing.

58:47🔗 Drew Sporadic self-mutilation.

58:50🔗 Adam Yeah. Sprinkling of self-mutilation. All right, Lindsay. So no problems there. So what you're saying is your brother's got a small arsenal in his bed. He beats you on the head with a lampshade. You've been cutting on yourself, but there's no violence or any tendencies like that in the family?

59:04🔗 Caller No, there's no violence. My dad, he doesn't know about everything. And my mom, she doesn't seem to like...

59:10🔗 Adam What's your dad, a cop? A copper construction worker. He says one of the things that the village people do.

59:15🔗 Caller They're both surgeons. They're on the muscle surgery and stuff.

59:22🔗 Adam Interesting. Ironic with the cutting. Yeah. Okay, is your brother 10?

59:27🔗 Caller Yeah.

59:27🔗 Adam Alright, so explain the part again when you're under his bed. Now, there's two things I want to clear up. He has a lot of knives. Maybe a handful of scalpels in there. And you say some small guns.

59:42🔗 There was two guns under there.

59:43🔗 Caller Yeah, but they were small, like pocket guns.

59:46🔗 Drew Yeah, this is really interesting.

59:48🔗 Adam Well, hold on a second. Are you talking about like a derringer?

59:51🔗 Drew Squirt gun?

59:52🔗 Caller No, not a squirt gun, like a real gun, because there was this little box and bullets in it.

59:57🔗 Drew Alright, so you got a serious problem here, Lindsay.

59:59🔗 Adam What do you mean small gun? Oh, how big does the gun that Booth killed Lincoln with?

1:00:06🔗 Caller A little bigger than your hand.

1:00:08🔗 Adam OK, so just what would the bullet do if it hit you? Would it just sort of roll off or?

1:00:14🔗 Caller No, it like kill you for one in your head.

1:00:18🔗 Adam OK, so it's a gun then, right?

1:00:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:00:20🔗 Drew Well, a 10 year old. This is Lindsay. Let me be very clear.

1:00:25🔗 Caller OK.

1:00:27🔗 Drew This is five years from now is Littleton. Guaranteed and everybody then going, I don't understand. He was a great kid. I can't imagine both. There's a surgeon. They were all totally available for the kids. It was a perfect family, understand? And nobody ever sees this part of it.

1:00:41🔗 Caller My mom, like, she tends to like not. She lives in a little fantasy world.

1:00:45🔗 Drew She does. Yes, she does.

1:00:47🔗 Adam I don't think it's so little.

1:00:48🔗 Drew And that's part of the problem here that when you guys needed her, she weighed around.

1:00:52🔗 Adam Wow. Well, I still want to get to one thing, though. So he starts. So he has actual firearms with bullets nearby in his room.

1:01:03🔗 Caller Under his bed.

1:01:03🔗 Drew And he's showing himself now to be violent.

1:01:06🔗 Adam And he comes into your room ranting and raving in a fit of rage.

1:01:11🔗 Caller That I told my mom this, and he was like, what the hell's your problem?

1:01:14🔗 Adam But you don't have any qualms about going to sleep with this guy down the hall with a firearm and a volatile door.

1:01:22🔗 Caller You know that advice you give about people having locks in their door?

1:01:24🔗 Caller I got three.

1:01:25🔗 Adam Okay, you like your door.

1:01:26🔗 Drew Where are you calling from?

1:01:27🔗 Caller Maryland.

1:01:29🔗 Caller Wow.

1:01:29🔗 Drew Lindsay, you got to do something about this.

1:01:31🔗 Caller I don't know what to do. No one believes.

1:01:33🔗 Caller All these guys.

1:01:34🔗 Adam Okay, no. Wait a second.

1:01:36🔗 Caller No one would believe me.

1:01:37🔗 Adam Hold on a second. You are looking for his stuff under his bed. He comes back in the room and starts beating you with a lampshade.

1:01:47🔗 Caller He threw a lamp on my head.

1:01:51🔗 Caller It cracked and I got really, really dizzy at this point and I fell down.

1:01:53🔗 Caller He hit me over the head with something else.

1:01:56🔗 Caller He ran out of the house again and came back two seconds later. Have you ever seen the world spin?

1:02:05🔗 Adam What was the part about him coming back or bringing high school guys or something? He said something like that.

1:02:11🔗 Drew To collect his gun, take it away.

1:02:12🔗 Caller Well, a couple of his friends have older brothers that are my age and I knew them from school. And I really didn't think that they were weird or anything. And they came back and they took all the stuff.

1:02:23🔗 Adam I mean, they took the guns and the knives.

1:02:25🔗 Caller And everything.

1:02:26🔗 Adam Like it was theirs, not your brother's.

1:02:28🔗 Caller No, they just took it. And I was like, what the hell is going on?

1:02:30🔗 Drew No, like he's part of some little group.

1:02:33🔗 Adam Like he's part of some group?

1:02:34🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:02:35🔗 Adam So your 10 year old brother has friends in high school?

1:02:39🔗 Caller No, my 10 year old brother has friends around his age, like 11 and 12.

1:02:42🔗 Drew Who have brothers in high school?

1:02:43🔗 Adam Who have older brothers.

1:02:44🔗 Caller Who have older brothers.

1:02:45🔗 Drew Who are part of this group.

1:02:46🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Yeah. All right. Hey, Lindsay. Boy, you're pretty resilient. I mean, you got it. Your attitude is.

1:02:58🔗 Caller I've had a lot happen in the past. I'm dealing with most of this.

1:03:01🔗 Adam Yeah. How are you dealing with it though?

1:03:06🔗 Caller My family is, they're not violent. Okay.

1:03:09🔗 Caller But like I was an attempt to rape them once. And while they attempted to rape me one time.

1:03:16🔗 Adam Who's they?

1:03:17🔗 Caller Just some at a party.

1:03:20🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:03:20🔗 Caller And strangely, I mean, I don't know if I should say it over the air or not, but my parents, I basically, my dad had them hired to be killed.

1:03:32🔗 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

1:03:34🔗 Drew No violence in that family.

1:03:36🔗 Adam But other, okay, so let me just recap here. I hate to recap, but other than the self-mutilation, the attempted rape, the brother of the small arsenal in his bed, his violent outburst, and your father hiring hitmen to rub out people who made attempts on your sexuality. Other than that, there's no violence in the family?

1:03:55🔗 Caller No.

1:03:56🔗 Adam Okay. All right. Cause for a minute there, those were like heading a certain direction. Like there may have been some yelling and some pot or pan throwing or something like that.

1:04:03🔗 Caller No.

1:04:04🔗 Adam Okay. Other than that, there's no problems.

1:04:05🔗 Caller No, there's nothing else. Really. I mean, we don't, we're not a top of the family.

1:04:09🔗 Adam Yeah. I don't, you know, all families have their little ups and downs and now did your dad, seriously, did your dad really have these people taken out or did he just say he was going to do that?

1:04:26🔗 Caller I overheard him on some conversations and later on, we found out that the guy had killed himself, but I didn't think he would kill himself.

1:04:35🔗 Adam Was it, was it a family member or just some guy in high school?

1:04:40🔗 Caller A guy in high school.

1:04:41🔗 Adam And how did your father find out that he had made this?

1:04:45🔗 Caller I told my parents.

1:04:45🔗 Adam You told your parents?

1:04:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:04:47🔗 Adam And you told them who it was?

1:04:48🔗 Uh-huh.

1:04:50🔗 Caller Wow.

1:04:51🔗 Adam And how long after that did the guy kill himself?

1:04:55🔗 Caller A week and a half.

1:04:57🔗 Adam How did he kill himself?

1:04:59🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:04:59🔗 Caller They say that he shot himself.

1:05:04🔗 Adam Wow. That is, that's a little, that's a little creepy.

1:05:08🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:09🔗 Adam Yeah. Your folks are together?

1:05:15🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:05:16🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:05:17🔗 Caller My mom was really young when she had me, but, when she was 18, it wasn't too young.

1:05:21🔗 Adam It sounds like a, and they're both surgeons. Are they like regular?

1:05:25🔗 Caller We went to college when I was still young, you know. My grandma raised me.

1:05:30🔗 Caller Like, I don't call my mom.

1:05:32🔗 Adam You don't call your mom mom?

1:05:33🔗 Caller No, I call my grandma mom, but yeah.

1:05:36🔗 Adam What do you call your mom?

1:05:37🔗 Drew Grandma?

1:05:38🔗 Caller By her name.

1:05:39🔗 Drew Sis.

1:05:40🔗 Adam Dr. Cohen. What do you call her?

1:05:43🔗 Caller By her name.

1:05:44🔗 Adam Just her first name? Okay. And your folks, are they like mafia surgeons? Do they take bullets out of people in the back of pickup trucks or do they?

1:05:53🔗 Caller No, no.

1:05:53🔗 Caller Just people with like shoulder pain and stuff.

1:05:56🔗 Drew Orthopedist.

1:05:57🔗 Adam Are they actually, do they have degrees?

1:06:00🔗 Caller Yes.

1:06:01🔗 Adam They're not holistic anything?

1:06:04🔗 Caller No.

1:06:04🔗 Adam No.

1:06:05🔗 Caller No.

1:06:05🔗 Adam Okay. They work for hospitals? Okay. With electricity and everything? Yeah. Okay.

1:06:13🔗 Caller All right.

1:06:13🔗 Adam What should Lindsay do, Drew? I know we've talked to her longer if we ever talked to anybody, but my God, what a story. Yeah.

1:06:19🔗 Caller My mom doesn't face the truth most often. Like when I cut myself, she called my plastic surgeon. I mean, she really didn't want to think about it.

1:06:27🔗 Adam Your mom's in a good amount of denial, but here's the most important problem here. By the way, how close did the guy get to raping you who allegedly raped you?

1:06:41🔗 Caller I didn't have my pants on. But eventually I had pepper spray and I need them when he loosened up a bit.

1:06:49🔗 Drew You had what?

1:06:49🔗 Adam She had pepper spray.

1:06:51🔗 Caller Yeah. I had pepper spray with me because I never go to parties and stuff like that. I'm not...

1:06:55🔗 Drew Did he put his penis inside you?

1:06:57🔗 Caller No.

1:06:58🔗 Adam No. He was just trying.

1:06:59🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:01🔗 Adam Oh, wow. Hold on. Mental note. Do not rape daughters of surgeons. I had... On my list was don't rape daughters of bakers and candlestick makers and cement contractors. But I'm going to pencil insurgent on the bottom of that one.

1:07:18🔗 Drew Holy crap.

1:07:19🔗 Caller Well, they aren't bad people.

1:07:21🔗 Drew Lindsay, there are two things.

1:07:22🔗 Adam Wow. Wow. You carry pepper spray. So you need the guy. You gave him the pepper spray and he got off you.

1:07:27🔗 Drew Here's what you do.

1:07:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:07:28🔗 Drew Lindsay, I have two suggestions.

1:07:30🔗 Caller Okay.

1:07:30🔗 Drew Three. One, if you've ever been treated psychiatrically?

1:07:35🔗 Caller No, not allowed.

1:07:37🔗 Drew Not allowed? What does that mean?

1:07:39🔗 Caller I heard and said no. I asked.

1:07:42🔗 Drew You really need to-

1:07:42🔗 Caller They don't want me to say anything to anyone and they don't want the family stuff out.

1:07:46🔗 Drew Well, you need to force this issue because it's for your own good. You must find a way to get some care for yourself, number one.

1:07:52🔗 Caller I'm fine. I'm fine.

1:07:53🔗 Caller This is my little brother I'm worried about.

1:07:55🔗 Drew I'm very worried about him, too. And I think you're going to need some social agency to help you with him. Whether you call the Department of Social Services.

1:08:01🔗 Caller I don't want him taking away from my parents.

1:08:03🔗 Adam What about your father?

1:08:05🔗 Caller What about my dad?

1:08:07🔗 Adam Can you talk to him?

1:08:08🔗 Drew Or grandma, mom?

1:08:10🔗 Caller My grandma.

1:08:10🔗 Caller I haven't seen my grandma since I was eight years old.

1:08:13🔗 Drew Why?

1:08:14🔗 Caller Seven.

1:08:14🔗 Adam Why?

1:08:15🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:08:16🔗 Adam Well, I thought you called her mom.

1:08:18🔗 Well, I did.

1:08:19🔗 Caller I didn't mean until we moved.

1:08:20🔗 Adam Is she alive?

1:08:21🔗 Caller Yeah, she's alive on my mom's side.

1:08:24🔗 Drew Why don't you call her?

1:08:24🔗 Adam Can you call her?

1:08:26🔗 Caller Yeah, I can call her.

1:08:27🔗 Drew You talk to grandma. Tell her what's going on. Please tell some adult, please. Lindsay, this is we were sitting around the eve of somebody getting hurt.

1:08:35🔗 Adam Oh, yeah. Listen, Lindsay.

1:08:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:08:38🔗 Adam Here's the deal. Your brother is going to hurt somebody.

1:08:41🔗 Caller He already has.

1:08:43🔗 Adam OK. He's going to hurt. He's going to hurt more people. He's going to do more than hurt them. He's going to kill them. And even though it'll be his fault, if you don't really do something about it, it'll be your fault.

1:08:54🔗 Drew And what I can't stand.

1:08:55🔗 I don't know what to do.

1:08:56🔗 Adam I'm telling you what to do. You need to talk to your grandmother slash mother and just explain that this kid is 10, he has weapons, he's volatile and something is going to happen soon.

1:09:09🔗 All right.

1:09:09🔗 Drew You got to tell some adults.

1:09:11🔗 Adam All right.

1:09:11🔗 Drew And you must, somebody must take some action, get this kid some help.

1:09:15🔗 Caller OK. But he won't be taken away, will he? Like if anyone finds out.

1:09:19🔗 Adam No, he won't be taken away. Call your grandmother. I don't know what the hell they're going to do with him.

1:09:25🔗 Drew They're going to try to help.

1:09:26🔗 Adam Listen, screwball, he's going to kill you in your sleep.

1:09:29🔗 Drew When he kills somebody, then he's going to be taken away. I promise. All right.

1:09:33🔗 Adam OK.

1:09:33🔗 Drew All right.

1:09:33🔗 Adam OK. Stop freaking out and call granny. I mean, mom. Is she sane?

1:09:38🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:39🔗 Adam Really? Yeah.

1:09:40🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:40🔗 Drew Whose mom is she?

1:09:42🔗 Adam Mom's mom.

1:09:42🔗 Caller Mom.

1:09:46🔗 Adam You have any older brothers or sisters?

1:09:47🔗 Drew I'm getting a mental image here.

1:09:48🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:09:49🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:09:50🔗 Adam You're picturing the Bates Motel. No. No.

1:09:53🔗 Caller No.

1:09:54🔗 Adam No. Nobody. Any school counselor? Anybody you trust?

1:09:57🔗 Caller Well, see, they couldn't.

1:09:58🔗 Caller They wouldn't really believe me.

1:09:59🔗 Caller It's a private school and these guys.

1:10:01🔗 Adam I mean, you know, just try them.

1:10:03🔗 Caller They're not people I would really trust.

1:10:05🔗 Drew You know what? Try them. You got to tell somebody. You got to talk about it.

1:10:08🔗 Adam You got to do something. Your brother's going to kill you in your sleep. You're going to wake up dead. Do you hear me?

1:10:15🔗 Caller I got the locks.

1:10:16🔗 Adam Either that or your dad's going to put a hit on you for a bad report card.

1:10:21🔗 Caller He's going to put a hit on me because I get bad reports.

1:10:23🔗 Drew Okay. Good luck. Take care of yourself.

1:10:25🔗 Adam All right. Okay. All right. I'm going to go home and kiss my mom and dad. I'm going to wake them up. You know, I know I've talked a lot of smack on the radio, mom, but God bless you. Come here. Give me a hug.

1:10:36🔗 Caller Oh, man.

1:10:38🔗 Drew Okay. Well, now we have something to talk about with Daisy Fuentes. That's not James.

1:10:44🔗 Adam I'd still like to work in the Having Sex with the Dog story. All right. We'll be back with a slew of shorter calls after this.

1:11:20🔗 Drew It's definitely right about the psychology textbook.

1:11:23🔗 Caller Thank you.

1:11:25🔗 Adam Could you turn that rock and roll down a little bit? Thank you very much. It is Loveline. I'm Adam. That is Drew. Boy, that last call was, I'm gonna say humdinger. All right. Why don't we talk to Kendall over here, Drew, because it says he's on a payphone.

1:11:41🔗 Caller Right.

1:11:41🔗 Adam And he's been on hold for 70 minutes. Oh, boy. Which means he's probably been rolled twice and sodomized once if he's in the Los Angeles area. Kendall?

1:11:52🔗 Caller Yeah, hi.

1:11:53🔗 Adam You had a payphone?

1:11:54🔗 Caller Yeah. She.

1:11:56🔗 But it's 1-800, so it's all right.

1:11:57🔗 Adam OK.

1:11:59🔗 Caller Yeah, I've been kind of seeing this guy.

1:12:00🔗 Caller We started out as friends, and then we started getting all this serious. And he told me about, like, how he just he wasn't in a real serious relationship.

1:12:09🔗 Caller And then he, like, he only kissed me once, you know, just like a little peck. We've gone out eight times.

1:12:14🔗 And he's never been in a real serious relationship.

1:12:16🔗 Caller Should I make the first move or should I take it real slow and let him do it?

1:12:20🔗 Adam How old is he?

1:12:21🔗 Caller He's 19.

1:12:22🔗 Adam He's 19. Where, what city are you calling from?

1:12:27🔗 Caller I'm actually in Santa Monica right now.

1:12:29🔗 Adam Oh, and you're standing at a pay phone at 1130?

1:12:32🔗 Caller Yeah, well, we just kind of pulled over and decided to call.

1:12:35🔗 Adam Well, and blame Drew because he wasn't gonna get to you for another 45 minutes.

1:12:41🔗 Drew Now she was next after Janet.

1:12:43🔗 Adam Yeah, you had her on hold for 70 minutes at a pay phone, Drew.

1:12:47🔗 Caller Okay. I almost fell asleep too.

1:12:49🔗 Drew Okay, so is this your Foster Brooks imitation?

1:12:57🔗 Adam Yeah, well, let me move my lampshade so I can get to the microphone. We'll explain Foster Brooks later. So anyway, Kendall, 19 year old guy, you've been out on eight dates with him.

1:13:10🔗 Caller He's just, you know, the first few were friends and then it kind of got a little bit, you know, and he just gave you a little peck. Yeah.

1:13:17🔗 Adam I don't know of 19 year old guys that go out with 17 year olds multiple times and don't really make a move.

1:13:24🔗 Caller Well, because he's been in just like quickly, like you said, he just kind of, well, you know, screwed them and then just left them.

1:13:31🔗 Adam His last girl.

1:13:32🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:13:33🔗 Drew No, we don't buy that.

1:13:34🔗 Adam I don't buy that at all.

1:13:35🔗 Drew No, that's BS.

1:13:37🔗 Caller All his friends, you know, are saying, yeah, he really likes you, but he doesn't know how to go around this.

1:13:43🔗 Adam Go around what?

1:13:44🔗 Caller Like just being like together and getting to a further point.

1:13:50🔗 Drew No, Kendall.

1:13:51🔗 Adam Yeah, I don't think he likes you.

1:13:54🔗 Caller Well, all his friends are like his best friends and he's always telling them, and this is for sure kind of thing.

1:13:58🔗 Adam Okay. Well, okay. Okay. I take that back. He's madly in love with you. He's infatuated. He's enamored with you. Is that ever the part about him making a move?

1:14:07🔗 Drew He's medically ill.

1:14:08🔗 Adam Asking you out.

1:14:09🔗 Drew He must be something wrong with him.

1:14:10🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:14:10🔗 Caller Should I make a move then and just see if it's going to help you?

1:14:13🔗 Adam Yes. Go ahead.

1:14:15🔗 Caller Okay.

1:14:15🔗 Drew Yeah, why not? We're going for a loop.

1:14:17🔗 Adam Don't expect much, though.

1:14:18🔗 Caller Okay.

1:14:19🔗 Adam Okay.

1:14:20🔗 Drew Well, call us back. Let's know what happened.

1:14:21🔗 Adam Call us back from another pay phone a quarter mile down the street and tell us what happened. I hate the fact that poor Kendall is sitting in Santa Monica in a phone booth for 70 minutes to hear that, but listen to me, everybody. When guys don't make moves on 7th and 8th dates and you're laying it down in no uncertain terms and I don't care what his friends say, he ain't into it.

1:14:50🔗 Drew But I mean, there could be a different...

1:14:52🔗 Adam There could be a different version of this.

1:14:54🔗 Drew No, no. She had told a different story, which was this guy's a total nerd. He's never had a girlfriend. He's afraid to talk to people. He's freaked out. He's scared of being vulnerable. And he can only handle kissing me. I mean, if it's some extraordinary circumstance, the guy's biology could be affected in that way. Other than that, there is a reason.

1:15:15🔗 Adam I was talking to some chicks this weekend who were disillusioned with men in general. And I told them basically, the difference between guys and women is, these were like women who've been in a couple of bad relationships and basically said, I'm taking a break. No more guys for a year or two. I've been screwed over too many times. I don't trust them, blah, blah, blah. Guys, never go through that phase, ladies. That part about, you know, I had a girlfriend dump me. I want to get laid twice as bad that day. Preferably in front of the girl dumped me, actually. If she could be, you know, duct taped to the chair and watch me get a blow job or something, that would be an optimal situation. But guys, including myself, and Drew, I'm sure you include yourself in this, I've been dumped on, crapped on, multi times in my life. It has never soured me to women, and I've only wanted to get involved with another one that much faster, who was that much better looking in half the time.

1:16:16🔗 Drew You may not have been interested in a relationship, though.

1:16:19🔗 Adam I see for a woman, hey. I would have taken, listen, if a girl dumped me in an attractive woman who had an attractive personality, came by and came into my life, the next day I would have been going out with her and into it. I really would have. I'm not talking about married for ten years, divorced to have five kids or something. I'm talking about 19, girlfriend dumped me. And guys do not work like that. We don't like take breaks. There's some of the juggy dance squad. You talk, you know, try to get a little inside. Perfectly healthy, perfectly natural.

1:16:56🔗 Drew When are you getting married?

1:16:58🔗 Adam Listen, I don't have to answer to you or anybody else, Drew. It's business.

1:17:04🔗 Drew But God knows.

1:17:05🔗 Adam Janet, perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. Please, no shenanigans. Janet, you're 27.

1:17:12🔗 Caller That's right.

1:17:13🔗 Adam What's going on?

1:17:14🔗 Caller Well, I've got kind of a difficult situation on my hands.

1:17:17🔗 Drew Well, if I could take another one tonight.

1:17:20🔗 Adam I can hear her voice, too.

1:17:22🔗 Caller I talk very loud, so you shouldn't have any problem hearing me. Well, the situation is this. My best friend, she's made friends with this new guy over the Internet. And he lives in Seattle, and we live in the Bay Area in San Francisco. And he, like, calls her all the time. He's flown her out there once. He came down here for, like, two months. And when he's here, it's like he's the center of attention. And it's like, I'm nothing.

1:17:55🔗 Drew Well, that makes sense. He's only come out a couple of times, right?

1:17:59🔗 Caller Well, see, I don't know that. For all I know, they could be planning on getting married and getting a little house somewhere, for all I know.

1:18:06🔗 Drew Are you sexually involved with this girl?

1:18:09🔗 Caller Oh, no. She's my best friend.

1:18:11🔗 Adam All right. So lighten up.

1:18:13🔗 Drew You're 27.

1:18:15🔗 Caller I'm 27 and she's 21.

1:18:17🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:18:19🔗 Caller I don't even feel like our friendship is at risk here.

1:18:22🔗 Drew What do you do for a living?

1:18:23🔗 Caller What I do, I do data entry.

1:18:26🔗 Drew And do you have any kind of disabilities or anything like that?

1:18:30🔗 Caller No. Well, I'm epileptic, but I don't see what that would have to do.

1:18:36🔗 Drew What medication are you on?

1:18:37🔗 Caller Phenobarbital.

1:18:39🔗 Drew Is that the only medicine?

1:18:40🔗 Caller I'm sorry?

1:18:41🔗 Drew Is that the only medication?

1:18:42🔗 Caller Yes.

1:18:43🔗 Drew And where did the epilepsy come from? Just childhood?

1:18:47🔗 Caller Yeah. It happened when I was about five years old.

1:18:50🔗 Drew Okay. Okay.

1:18:51🔗 Caller And last year I just recently had a seizure just out of nowhere after not having one for 20 years.

1:18:56🔗 Drew And do you derive all of your sense of worth and satisfaction for this relationship with this 21 year old? Yeah. Do you think that's right?

1:19:06🔗 Caller Well, she's my only friend.

1:19:08🔗 Drew Why is she your only friend?

1:19:09🔗 Caller I have a hard time making friends.

1:19:11🔗 Drew How come?

1:19:14🔗 Caller And this guy is just-

1:19:15🔗 Adam Why do you have a hard time making friends?

1:19:18🔗 Caller I don't know. I just have a hard time meeting people.

1:19:22🔗 Drew That's why I asked about the disability. I picked up on that right away. And that's why I asked about disabilities and whatnot, to see if something actually impaired your ability to get where you need to go to meet people or some barrier there.

1:19:34🔗 Adam Well, hey, Janet, you know, here's the problem with my job. I'll be honest with you. I speak to a lot of people who, everyone else who's listening knows what's going on except for the person I'm talking to. And I don't get the feeling they're ever listening. Everyone else is listening going, what the hell is this chick talking about? She's got one friend, she's 21, you know, she's 27. That's a pretty good age difference at that age. She's got some guys she's semi-interested in. He blows, you know, he lives a few hundred miles away, blows into town once in a while and you freak out. This is your problem. You have to get out there. You have to have relationships. You have to make more friends. Certainly, if you have this friend, you can have other friends. And you have to not put all your eggs into one basket. Pardon the pun. I mean, to use a cliché.

1:20:34🔗 Caller So basically, are you saying that I should just give up on this friendship all together?

1:20:38🔗 Drew Is that what Adam said?

1:20:40🔗 Adam Is that what I said?

1:20:41🔗 Caller That's what I'm asking you.

1:20:42🔗 Adam What did you hear me say?

1:20:43🔗 Drew What did he say?

1:20:46🔗 Caller That's why I was asking you.

1:20:47🔗 Drew Okay, I'm going to repeat it.

1:20:48🔗 Adam No, no, you tell me what I said, Janet. Tell me what I said.

1:20:54🔗 Caller I don't remember.

1:20:56🔗 Adam Okay, well, why are you calling, by the way? Seriously, you answer me that question. Why are you calling this show?

1:21:04🔗 Caller Because I wanted to get your opinion on this.

1:21:06🔗 Adam But you're not listening to a goddamn thing I say. Are you?

1:21:12🔗 Caller Yeah, I am.

1:21:13🔗 Adam Well, I just said something and you can't repeat any of it? Forget about the verbiage. What was my gist? What was I trying to convey?

1:21:23🔗 Caller You were basically saying that I shouldn't put all my eggs in one basket. Not, I guess, be latched to just one friend.

1:21:32🔗 Drew That by the way is true of all human beings, not just you, Janet. That's important for health. It's important.

1:21:38🔗 Adam Unless the person is really good looking.

1:21:40🔗 Drew Even if you're married, you can't dump all that on your spouse. It's a very unhealthy way to conduct yourself in a relationship.

1:21:46🔗 Adam Except for Drew does that.

1:21:48🔗 Drew I do tend to do that, actually. And if you, and if you, It's okay. I love you guys. And if you, if you, your relationship won't survive if you do that. So we're trying to actually help you preserve this relationship.

1:22:00🔗 Adam Okay. So Janet, make more friends. And if this guy comes into town twice a year for a weekend, You'll be able to tolerate that. It's no big deal.

1:22:10🔗 Caller Well, there's a chance, there's even a chance he may be moving down here.

1:22:15🔗 Adam It doesn't matter.

1:22:16🔗 Drew You'll do it. You'll do it.

1:22:18🔗 Adam You have friends. All of my friends are married now.

1:22:21🔗 Drew And you cry.

1:22:22🔗 Adam I just got back from Mexico with 14 of them. I mean, what are you talking about?

1:22:26🔗 Drew I feel like cry every couple of weeks now.

1:22:28🔗 Adam Yeah. It's not easy. All right. Let's see. We're going to take a little break. Taylor?

1:22:35🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:36🔗 Adam 14? Yeah. Oh, you saw Drew's teen show?

1:22:41🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:22:42🔗 Adam Teen Files?

1:22:42🔗 Caller Yep.

1:22:43🔗 Adam Now, I know what a pedophile is. Is this someone who's into teenage girls? Is that different? All right. We'll explore that. It seems like a fairly ominous name for a new show. Hang on there, Taylor.

1:22:55🔗 Caller OK.

1:22:55🔗 Adam You saw his new show with Lisa Givens?

1:22:58🔗 Caller Right. Yeah.

1:22:59🔗 Adam Is it Givens?

1:23:00🔗 Drew Givens.

1:23:00🔗 Adam Givens. All right. Hang on there, Taylor.

1:23:02🔗 Caller OK.

1:23:02🔗 Adam All right. We'll take a break. We'll get a little critique of that show after this.

1:23:23🔗 Caller Turns animal for the erotic pleasures of women.

1:23:27🔗 Caller It's Love Line.

1:23:33🔗 Adam Four months. No, but we're in like pre whatever. Oh my God. All right, forget about the phone number, forget about the fax number. This is Love Line. Where are we, Drew? I'm having a little trouble kickstarting myself. I poisoned myself over the weekend. I really did.

1:23:49🔗 Drew Really, it's Adam Foster Brooks Corolla.

1:23:54🔗 Adam I was, well, I did a decent amount of work, I must say, but I really did a lot of drinking. I really did.

1:24:01🔗 Drew Can you stop talking about it? This is akin to you coming out smoking in the Teen Files.

1:24:05🔗 Adam Oh, yeah, that's my next plan. I think I came up that when I was drunk. But I'll tell you, listen, I don't, let me just say something, everybody. Don't drink and drive and don't drink at work and don't drink at church.

1:24:20🔗 Drew Don't drink a lot if you have an alcoholic.

1:24:22🔗 Adam If you got a problem, don't do it. But bite Cracky if you've been working three jobs for the last five months and busting your ass and you're floating on a raft in a pool in Mexico. Lift one for me. And that's exactly what I just got done doing. Taylor?

1:24:37🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:24:38🔗 Adam Okay. 14.

1:24:39🔗 Caller Right.

1:24:40🔗 Adam You saw the Lisa Gibbons, Dr. Drew, Teen Files show. Now, what was that? What channel was it on?

1:24:49🔗 Caller 14.

1:24:49🔗 Drew UPN.

1:24:50🔗 Caller Yeah, UPN.

1:24:52🔗 Adam That's wherever she's calling from. Right. I remember when I was a kid, I was into that too. It was 14. Then when I'd travel, I'd go to other people's like, what? Channel three? Oh no. I can't get used to that. Like I would tip over on the sofa. It's like off balance. Were you telling me that MASH is on channel three? That don't make any sense at all. What are they thinking? So UPN had teen files and what did that was on tonight?

1:25:20🔗 Caller Right.

1:25:21🔗 Adam And what did they discuss?

1:25:24🔗 Caller Well, they had a 14 year old who was pregnant and she had a baby. And then they had another couple who got tested to see if she was pregnant. And then they talked about STDs.

1:25:36🔗 Adam Was this a special?

1:25:39🔗 Caller Yeah, I guess so.

1:25:41🔗 Adam Why did you do it, Drew?

1:25:42🔗 Drew It's one of the guys that did Scared Straight. Really? Another one of his series, yeah.

1:25:47🔗 Adam Wow. Has that guy been out of work for 20 years or has he been doing other stuff?

1:25:51🔗 Drew No, he just cranks his stuff out.

1:25:53🔗 Adam So in the middle of it, when the pregnant chick came in, the teenager, did you yell, Give me your god damn shoes, mother f***er. And then pop your fake eyeball out. You didn't do that, Drew? No, they did that and scared Strait. So how did it look, Taylor? How did Drew look? How was the chemistry between Lisa and Drew?

1:26:16🔗 Drew We weren't on camera together.

1:26:18🔗 Adam Well, excuse me, you guys did a special together. I just figured it'd be in the same room at some point. She was being piped in?

1:26:25🔗 Drew She was the host. I was one of the minion.

1:26:28🔗 Adam Oh, I see. Oh, well, you just one of those lackeys in the back. You're sitting between Joyce Brothers and Mother Love, trying to get half a sentence out. I see. Did you learn anything, Taylor?

1:26:39🔗 Caller Yeah, they had really graphic pictures of the STDs. Oh, really?

1:26:44🔗 Adam Nice.

1:26:45🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:46🔗 Adam That's good.

1:26:47🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:26:47🔗 Adam All right. That's all gonna happen to you one day.

1:26:50🔗 Caller Great. I hope not.

1:26:51🔗 Adam All right. You have no problems.

1:26:53🔗 Caller No.

1:26:54🔗 Adam So this is good. This kind of information at the right age.

1:26:58🔗 Caller Yeah. Well, it gets boring after a while, but I mean, this wasn't, you know, this was different than normal.

1:27:03🔗 Drew Why is that? Why was it different?

1:27:05🔗 Caller It was just more based on, you know, you have the help teachers who are like way older and they're telling you about something. And then you have the teenagers experiencing.

1:27:14🔗 Drew How about the group that I have held? Did you listen to that group?

1:27:17🔗 Caller Yeah, I did. I did. That was, it was me and my mom walked in right when that, when right when their AIDS test, fake AIDS test came back and we both started crying when the black girl came on and said she really had AIDS and was really sad.

1:27:33🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:27:33🔗 Adam Yeah. Is that what happened? Yeah.

1:27:35🔗 Drew Why wasn't it, again, that was my group?

1:27:37🔗 Adam Yeah, it was my history. Yeah, listen, Drew's group won again AIDS. I'll tell you that right now. You know what I picked up? You know what's nice about Mexico? Jesus. Less cops and even less lawyers. You know what I mean? I mean, they're just not a whole lot of supervision over there. And not only that, but fairly tasteless. You know, you pick up a good t-shirt. You know, I got a t-shirt of some drunken bandito guy taking a cramp out in the desert. You know, it said, S happens on a sombrero. You know, you get all that Tijuana pussy posse. You know, guys holding cats up and stuff. But I got a beer thing. It said it said it was like a beer cozy. You know, something like a beer coolers. It said stop AIDS on it. And it had a picture, like sort of universal symbol of two guys, like one guy with another guy bent over and like a slash going through it.

1:28:33🔗 Drew That's nice.

1:28:34🔗 Adam Yeah, I thought, geez, only in Mexico can you pick up that kind of really tasteless, sort of borderline offensive stuff. That's why I had to buy it.

1:28:41🔗 Drew But it's amazing.

1:28:42🔗 Adam Hey, I ain't getting this in the Valley.

1:28:43🔗 Drew It's amazing how they also don't need that much supervision. They get along OK.

1:28:48🔗 Adam Yeah. Well, people basically work over there and they get along.

1:28:52🔗 Drew They also take care of their families.

1:28:54🔗 Adam Yeah.

1:28:55🔗 Drew Very well.

1:28:55🔗 Adam Oh, yeah.

1:28:56🔗 Drew You know how happy everybody is?

1:28:57🔗 Adam Yeah. Oh, yeah. Those those four year olds selling chicklets out on the street, they couldn't be happier.

1:29:02🔗 Drew Those kids.

1:29:03🔗 Adam Yeah, those are good folks over there. You're right. Christina.

1:29:06🔗 Caller Hi.

1:29:07🔗 Adam You're twenty one.

1:29:09🔗 Drew Yeah.

1:29:09🔗 Adam What's happening?

1:29:10🔗 Caller Well, I just wanted to know, is there like a part in my husband's genitalia that I could maybe play with or, you know, something to make him more aroused?

1:29:22🔗 Drew Well, what's the matter?

1:29:22🔗 Adam Yeah. So it's called this dick. It's at the right at the well, it's at the end of the balls or sort of the top of the balls there.

1:29:31🔗 Caller Yeah. Yeah.

1:29:32🔗 Adam Sticks out sometimes.

1:29:34🔗 Drew What's the matter?

1:29:35🔗 Adam You know what I'm talking about?

1:29:36🔗 Caller No, I'm talking about like, I've heard like...

1:29:39🔗 Drew Wait, wait. What's the problem?

1:29:40🔗 Caller What do you mean, what's the problem?

1:29:42🔗 Adam Why do you got to find something?

1:29:43🔗 Caller Oh, no, I just like to, you know...

1:29:46🔗 Drew Men are pretty easy to figure out.

1:29:47🔗 Caller Experiment more or a little.

1:29:49🔗 Drew Why?

1:29:51🔗 Caller I don't know.

1:29:52🔗 Drew What's the problem?

1:29:55🔗 Caller Well, it's not really a problem. I just like to play around.

1:30:00🔗 Adam So he's satisfied?

1:30:02🔗 Caller As far as I know, yeah.

1:30:03🔗 Adam You let him do whatever he wants to you?

1:30:06🔗 Caller Well, it doesn't get that graphic, but yes.

1:30:09🔗 Adam Why don't you let him do something else to you instead of you finding something else on him?

1:30:13🔗 Caller Oh, wow.

1:30:14🔗 Adam Yeah, that's what guys want. It's like, listen, forget about looking for the buried treasure in me. How about I do a little investigating on you? You know what I'm saying?

1:30:24🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:25🔗 Adam You let him do everything?

1:30:28🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:30:29🔗 Adam You do or don't?

1:30:31🔗 Caller Well, there's one thing he knows he can't do. What's that? Back entry.

1:30:36🔗 Adam Right. Is that?

1:30:37🔗 Caller Well, he hasn't tried it yet. I don't think he has any kind of liking for it.

1:30:41🔗 Drew All right. Good.

1:30:42🔗 Adam That's good.

1:30:43🔗 Drew Good sign. All right.

1:30:44🔗 Adam Now, there's nothing on him. Just the penis. That's all.

1:30:48🔗 Drew Okay.

1:30:49🔗 Adam You want to make it better? What? Stop complaining during the week so much.

1:30:55🔗 Drew Really?

1:30:55🔗 Adam Yeah. That'll make the sex better.

1:30:57🔗 Caller Okay. All right.

1:30:58🔗 Adam And let him watch TV.

1:31:01🔗 Drew During sex?

1:31:02🔗 Adam Yeah. Listen, you know, women want to figure out ways to make it a better experience for the guy.

1:31:10🔗 Caller All right.

1:31:11🔗 Adam If you're going to do that, let's really explore that for a second. Let him have a few of his friends sitting on folding chairs by the foot of the bed. Let's have the TV on. You know what I'm saying? I mean, if you're really looking for ways to make it better, let him turn the TV on. You know, pop in a porn movie or something. That could be nice. Get on the speaker phone with like an old gym coach or something while you're doing it. Something. Forget the probing. Guys don't like the probing. I don't like that probing. It's very intrusive. I don't like especially stuff at the butt and even the balls. I'm not a big fan of that. There's nothing going on down there, ladies. That whole, that whole, that whole scrotal thing.

1:31:56🔗 Drew Now, now there's no mystery to the man.

1:32:01🔗 Adam Right for the penis. That's it. OK, where are we going? Talk to somebody.

1:32:05🔗 Drew I'm going to break. All right.

1:32:06🔗 Adam We'll take a break.

1:32:09🔗 Caller Adam and Dr. Drew, we'll be right back on Loveline.

1:32:12🔗 Caller In just a minute or two.

1:32:13🔗 Caller Call 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:32:27🔗 Caller Oh, you're right there.

1:32:28🔗 Caller It's Love Line on WABN.

1:32:36🔗 Adam All right. Let's just see if we can say hi and bye to a couple of poor folks who have been on hold for a million years. Erica.

1:32:43🔗 Caller Yes, this is Erica.

1:32:44🔗 Adam Do you think you're allergic to your partner's sperm?

1:32:46🔗 Drew Yes.

1:32:47🔗 Caller We've been having sex for two years now, and the first couple of months, we used condoms. And once we stopped using condoms, it became like, from the very first time we had sex without a condom.

1:33:01🔗 Drew There is such a thing, there is such a thing, Erica. There is such a thing.

1:33:04🔗 Adam Yes.

1:33:04🔗 Drew It might be recurrent vaginitis or yeast infection.

1:33:07🔗 Adam What should she do?

1:33:08🔗 Drew Need to see a gynecologist, need to have Pabst-Mirror, but that is certainly a possibility.

1:33:11🔗 Adam Okay. We couldn't tell you definitively over the phone. Joe, you're 16?

1:33:16🔗 Caller Yes.

1:33:16🔗 Adam Yes. How to keep girlfriend from getting urinary tract infection?

1:33:20🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:21🔗 Adam After oral sacs?

1:33:22🔗 Caller Yeah.

1:33:23🔗 Drew Don't push so hard.

1:33:25🔗 Adam During oral sacs?

1:33:26🔗 Drew During anything. And it's the local pressure that causes the bacteria to be pushed up into the bladder and then she may have something wrong with her bladder emptying or bladder function. She may need antibiotics. Something needs to be checked out.

1:33:37🔗 Adam Rebecca?

1:33:38🔗 Caller Yeah?

1:33:39🔗 Adam You want to know how long-term, you want to know about the long-term effects of ecstasy?

1:33:43🔗 Caller Yeah, basically. Alright.

1:33:45🔗 Adam How much are you taking?

1:33:46🔗 Caller I'm not taking it.

1:33:47🔗 Drew All kinds. I don't know where to start.

1:33:49🔗 Caller No, no, no. Okay, let me say this. My father is a psychologist and he's been doing studies saying that the long-term effects of it are Parkinson's disease.

1:33:58🔗 Drew Yes, that is why.

1:33:59🔗 Caller And a few months, like probably about a month ago or so, I was listening to the radio and wasn't really paying attention and you started talking about it, but I didn't hear everything said.

1:34:07🔗 Drew Well, I've seen the severe Parkinsonian types of reactions in the short-term where people get locked in and can't move a muscle.

1:34:14🔗 Adam Really?

1:34:14🔗 Drew Yeah. And this is, XC is a very dangerous drug. I mean, this is, we're gonna, you know, more to be revealed in that one.

1:34:25🔗 Adam All right. Nobody do it. Thank you, Drew. So we'll see you Sunday, right? Yeah. And until next time, this Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew is saying mahalo.

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