Episode 1000754887476

0:02 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience.

0:05 Voiceover Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

0:13 Voiceover I'm not modeling anymore for the two of you. Loveline. Loveline.

0:17 Adam It's the Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-854-4455. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician. Tonight, our guest from VIP, Molly Culver, is in our studio. She plays Tasha Dexter, not Gertrude Wittenberg, which is the names of most of the heroines on television these days.

0:44 Drew And aren't the most sort of male heroes be Dexter, Tasha, something like that?

0:50 Adam That might work. They don't have a lot of good Jewish names on TV. Molly is, I'm guessing, probably did the drdrew.com at some point.

1:01 Drew She did. She did the webcast.

1:03 Molly Culver That was fun. That was a lot of fun.

1:05 Adam And she's just absolutely beautiful. I know she has a crush on me.

1:12 Drew That's all we talked about for the entire show.

1:14 Molly Culver We didn't even get to any of the real problems.

1:16 Drew No, she kept talking about how disappointed she was. You didn't come to watch her. She doesn't believe I use this cup every night.

1:22 Molly Culver You know what? I really think they just brought that out. That's OK.

1:24 Adam Absolutely not.

1:25 Molly Culver It's just nice to see it.

1:26 Adam There's no way anyone here has that kind of forethought. No possible way.

1:31 Drew VIP cup.

1:32 Adam Yes. I mean, it would take some planning, some lucidity, some something. This show does not contain any of that. I guarantee you that Drew has been using that cup since it was dropped off here six months ago. Is that right, Drew?

1:45 Drew Who dropped it off? I can't remember that.

1:48 Adam What's her name? The Sassy Brunette.

1:51 Drew Oh, yeah. Natalie did.

1:52 Molly Culver Did Natalie bring you her mug?

1:53 Drew Yeah, she sure did.

1:53 Molly Culver Natalie brought her mug.

1:54 Drew Her people did.

1:55 Adam Yeah, that's right.

1:56 Molly Culver Well, I'll have to send you something.

1:58 Adam My mug is at home, but I get great use out of it. Hey, black coffee mugs are the way to go, especially oversized ones. Molly is a delight. And I think it's safe to say that Drew has a sensible crush on her as well. You like Molly, right?

2:17 Drew Yeah, sensible.

2:18 Adam Yeah. Molly, we know, has done her fair share of modeling. I remember your dad was a jet pilot, fighter pilot. Mom is a half Chikawa and Tamakakasukawa grandmother.

2:35 Molly Culver My grandmother was half Choctaw Indian.

2:38 Adam Yeah. Do you?

2:40 Molly Culver Chickasaw. Well, you're close. You had a combination in there.

2:42 Adam She into the fire water? There's not an Indian alive who doesn't drink. I mean, she had to drink pretty good, right? Right. But that's what killed her, right?

2:50 Molly Culver Actually, you're right.

2:52 Adam Yeah.

2:52 Molly Culver Well, she was a diabetic and she didn't, I don't think, she died in the 70s.

2:56 Adam Right. Well, they didn't have insulin back then. Is that what you need for diabetes? Here's my point. You don't have the problem with the booze, do you? No. That's too bad. That was my only shot out the window. Now, Molly has one of these boyfriends. It's just big and tall and good looking and crushes your hand when he shakes it. He's like some kind of a Dr. Windsurfer model. Oh, you got rid of him.

3:20 Caller He's gone. Oh, thank God.

3:22 Adam Thank God. That dead weight. Thank God you cut him loose. He was a problem. I'd had it up to here with him.

3:29 Caller I knew you could do better.

3:30 Adam That's how I was going to end that. Good. Are you single now?

3:35 Molly Culver Yes.

3:36 Adam All right. Finally. It's all falling into place now, Drew.

3:40 Drew You're lit up.

3:40 Adam Jesus Christ. I should have worn something. At least not what I wore yesterday.

3:45 Drew That's not what you wore yesterday.

3:47 Adam Oh, that's right. It's what I was going to wear yesterday, but then I got a shirt at the last moment. All right. I'm going to go to the bathroom and clean myself up. I don't have any sauce on me or anything, do I?

4:00 Drew What are you going to buy sauce?

4:00 Adam I just want... I don't mean hollandaise. I mean like spaghetti sauce. I just want Nate.

4:06 Drew No, like wine or something. Booze.

4:07 Adam All right. All right. Single now.

4:09 Drew You look nice.

4:10 Molly Culver You look comfortable.

4:10 Adam Yeah. Thank you. That's quite a compliment.

4:13 Molly Culver Comfortable.

4:14 Adam And when did you guys break up? Has it been a little while?

4:18 Molly Culver It's actually been since... Not that long ago. Not that long ago.

4:24 Adam Are you hurting?

4:26 Caller You're looking to rebound?

4:27 Molly Culver No, I'm not into rebound.

4:28 Adam Bet you could use a good back rub. Well, I know how it is. A lot of tension in your business.

4:34 Caller No one to come home to.

4:35 Molly Culver I'm on hiatus.

4:36 All right.

4:37 Adam Well, forget the rub. But a hot tub always feels good, especially when it's nice out, right?

4:42 Molly Culver Couldn't hurt. Couldn't hurt on some days.

4:43 All right.

4:44 Adam So what happened? You dumped him, though, right?

4:47 Molly Culver You know what? We tried to do a long-distance thing. From New York to LA. It just didn't work.

4:50 Adam It's never gonna work. He'll never do better than you ever. I'd like to talk to him about that. You won't even do the same. That's what I would tell him. You're never gonna come close.

5:01 Drew I mean, you laugh maniacally.

5:02 Ah!

5:03 Adam And I hold my belly. Foolish mortal.

5:06 Yeah.

5:07 Adam And in VIP, I know I get more and more condescending whenever I talk about it, but who knew it would be this kind of hit?

5:16 Molly Culver Well, you know what? To be perfectly honest, the show sold two years in a row. Like, sold two years before we ever shot one episode. In advance. So it had a better chance out of the gate than a lot of shows.

5:28 Drew Which is interesting, because so many shows on television do not have a chance to develop.

5:32 Molly Culver Not even. But, you know, there's the star power of Pamela Anderson. You know, she's a big deal, and she's big. Her following is massive in Europe, and we're already in, like, you know, 40 countries all over the...

5:44 Adam everywhere. You know what's weird about those Europeans? On one hand, we look at them as some sort of cultural template for us, you know, and if there's a hair product or hand cream, as long as it came out of somewhere in Europe. Yes, fishermen in Sweden use it, or women... Nordic women have been using this for years. It's a big deal, but yet, they're into Hasselhoff, Pam Anderson, Jerry Lewis. They're really a little bit screwed up when it comes to the celebrities. They seem to have the cars and the hand cream work out a little bit twisted with the celebrities. Nothing wrong with Pam Anderson, but if you've got a fall of someone, why her and Jerry Lewis and Hasselhoff?

6:27 Drew I think if you were eating fine foods every day, you'd really go for the disgusting hot dog one.

6:34 Adam That's what it is. I think Pam and Jerry and Hasselhoff are the sort of American chili dogs we're sending over there.

6:42 Drew If you were just taking in wonderful art and culture all day long, you'd go spin out the other way once in a while.

6:50 Adam That's a very interesting point. They got it too good over there and they want to punish themselves with Hasselhoff. Very interesting. To me, it's a total random spin of the cosmic wheel, what American celebrity they decide to embrace over there. But if you got to go with one, you might as well go with Pam Anderson.

7:13 Molly Culver Do you think Pam represents the American dream of woman? I mean, if you're going to, if you're a European and you're thinking like a man, she's beautiful.

7:22 Adam She represents what they think we think women are supposed to be.

7:25 Molly Culver Yeah, I think you're right.

7:26 Adam That's what that is.

7:28 Drew Yeah.

7:28 Adam She's very, very American. She's like taking three American women, putting them in a Cuisin Art, pouring them into Kool-Aids and sending her over there.

7:37 Drew But I, in my opinion, that Pam's sort of a female.

7:41 Adam Female, female impersonator, that's what Drew. Drew doesn't make too many astute observations, contrary to popular belief, but that was one of them. He said Pam Anderson was a female, female impersonator. And I thought, yep, you are dead on on that one.

7:56 Drew You know what I'm saying? She's fetishized her entire self. She happens to be a female and she happens to have chosen a female fetish. Yep. And she's just taking all that on.

8:05 Adam Hey, but listen, if you gotta be a female impersonator, and listen to me, all you idiots out there that are tucking your penis between your legs, be a female.

8:13 Drew Start as a female.

8:14 Adam Yeah. You males should work on being male impersonators. Maybe Hasselhoff is a male, male impersonator.

8:20 Drew Maybe you're a male, male impersonator. Maybe this is all this man show bravado and stuff.

8:25 Adam Oh my God. Interesting. I'd be better looking though.

8:29 Drew Yeah, that's Jimmy.

8:29 Adam I'd put more time.

8:30 Drew It's Jimmy.

8:31 Adam Yeah. He's the heartthrob of the show. Yeah, I'd put more time into my appearance. Wouldn't I? I think I'd go to the tan salon, go to the gym, pluck a few things. You know what I'm saying?

8:43 Drew That's not a male. You'd even be grosser.

8:46 Adam Yeah, but if I was a male impersonator, I'd be on steroids. That's the argument I'm making.

8:51 Yeah, you're right.

8:52 Drew I think you're right.

8:53 Adam VIP, everyone, check your local listings because it varies from city, state to state.

8:59 Molly Culver All weekend long, though, somewhere.

9:00 Adam You certainly can find it all weekend and lots of fun cameos.

9:05 Rick?

9:06 Yeah, hi.

9:07 Adam You're 16. What's up?

9:08 Caller I have two questions and I also have a suggestion for the man show.

9:14 Molly Culver Which I saw, by the way. I saw the man show.

9:16 Caller Oh boy. It's what?

9:17 Adam Yeah, what do you want?

9:18 Drew We were impressed, weren't you?

9:20 Now you really like it.

9:21 Molly Culver I saw space women dangling, eating big bananas.

9:24 Adam Oh yeah, you saw the Millennium Show. That was a tough one to see. You watch tomorrow night, you'll see a better one. Rick, give me your lame suggestion so I can not use it in the show and then we'll get to your question.

9:35 Caller Okay. Well, I was thinking maybe you guys could do a Rambo take off where Jimmy Kimmel got kidnapped by the Church of Scientology. You jumped through a skylight to save him.

9:46 Adam Interesting.

9:46 Caller Because we were trying to brainwash him.

9:48 Adam Not in the budget, but we did have a long Scientology discussion today at a writers' meeting.

9:54 Drew How bizarre is that though?

9:55 Adam It is a little bizarre in how I was going to get into the Church of Scientology.

10:00 Drew And that has never come up in the Man Show?

10:03 Adam No, not in any meeting and four hours ago I was sitting around with a bunch of writers talking about Scientology.

10:08 Caller That's exactly what I thought of that.

10:10 Adam Alright, Kismet.

10:11 Drew Alright, something's wrong.

10:12 Caller So what's up there?

10:13 Drew Thoughts have existence.

10:15 Adam Rick, I'm already over it though. What is your problem?

10:18 Caller Well, I know you're going to think this is bogus, but I have a friend and I've known her for years and we've been really close and also, you know, I have a girlfriend that I really love and my friend is after me and she has been for like the last few months and I don't want to have sex with her but she keeps on and on and on and I've told her you know, and I've told her, you know.

10:46 Drew She's your friend?

10:47 Caller Yeah.

10:48 Drew And what's the nature of this friendship?

10:51 Caller I mean, best friends. I mean, I only have like three really close friends.

10:55 Drew Does she have sort of a tough history where boundaries are things that are difficult for her to maintain?

11:00 Caller Yeah, it's been in her relationship. She's had really hard times.

11:05 Adam This is just your friend, right?

11:06 Caller Yeah.

11:07 Molly Culver How about his boundaries about keeping her at bay? I mean, speaking of boundaries, we can't even guess what she is, but if he's letting her in, he's not clearly declaring boundaries.

11:16 Caller I am. I have. She just won't quit.

11:20 Adam You don't want to have sex with her?

11:22 Drew No.

11:23 Adam What's wrong with her? She's unattractive, right?

11:26 Caller No, I love my girlfriend. And if I did, it would destroy our relationship.

11:29 Adam But listen, Rick, you've got to lay the law down then.

11:32 Drew I think Molly's being right. She's picking up on the fact that you are not being clear, at least, or clear enough for this person to hear exactly where you're at. You're probably afraid you're going to hurt her feelings, and probably you will. But that's what has to happen before she actually hears you.

11:46 Adam Jason.

11:47 Yeah.

11:48 Adam You're 19. What's up?

11:49 Caller Hey, how's it going, Adam?

11:50 Adam Good.

11:51 Caller How you doing, Drew?

11:52 Drew Jason.

11:54 Caller Yeah. I was about five or six. And me and my cousin were outside of my grandma's house. And over Cerritos, I guess, we heard a big boom and we looked up into Cessna private owned planes collided together. And we saw it like coming to the ground. And go figure, my dad takes us down there to go see. And there's body parts and everything laying on the floor and on the houses and stuff.

12:30 Drew Wait, was this the flight from Mexico that ran into a Cessna over Cerritos?

12:36 Caller Yeah. Oh, it was.

12:38 Drew A jet, a jet and a Cessna.

12:40 Caller Yeah.

12:41 Adam When was this? About 15 years ago?

12:42 Drew Yeah, about 12, yeah.

12:45 Adam Really? I don't remember that.

12:46 Drew Oh yeah.

12:46 Adam How many people died?

12:47 Drew Oh, a couple hundred. It was a flight from Mexico ran into a Cessna.

12:51 Adam Oh, so, hey, Jason? Yeah. You need help telling your stories. It wasn't a couple of Cessnas.

12:56 Drew Well, he was young and maybe he didn't really understand what he was saying.

12:59 Adam Oh, well, listen, you can figure it out in the next 13 years. I mean, one's a commercial passenger jet.

13:05 Caller Yeah.

13:06 Adam That's a difference between 150 people rather than the two Cessnas hitting.

13:11 Caller But anyway, yeah, anyway, but from that point on, I've been like terrified of flying.

13:17 Adam All right.

13:17 Drew Understandably.

13:18 Caller Since we witnessed it and my dad took us down there.

13:21 Adam I understand. It makes sense.

13:23 Caller And I was wondering, Drew, if you had any advice or?

13:27 Adam Well, where are you going?

13:28 Caller A number.

13:28 Drew Well, Jason, people develop what's called a post-traumatic stress reaction to things like this. It's sort of it's like some circuitry opens up in your brain as a result of overstimulating circumstances that make difficult to sort of screen these things out after these arousals have sort of etched their sort of mark into you.

13:46 Adam You got to get good and loaded. Let me explain something. And yes, you go to hypnotherapists. Yes, you could do biofeedback training. You could read books. You could work with a counselor. You can break off into some discussion group. Or you could get loaded and take care of it that day.

14:03 Drew Well, there is. There is.

14:04 Adam You really could. You get some of those pills. Drew got me. And you wash it down with a couple of Bloody Marys before the, you know, while the plane's taxing.

14:13 Drew You can go to any VA hospital to find lots of guys that have tried to deal with PTSD that way.

14:17 Adam Well, here's the deal, though. These guys, these Vietnam vets, these World War II vets or whatever, these guys are shell shocked. They're having this experience every day.

14:27 Drew Jason, just from really to fly.

14:28 Adam He's got on a plane once every four years ago, sees relatives in Iowa. He's got to pull it together one day out of the year.

14:35 Drew There is something to what you're saying, is that you can medicate. Hell yes. And what people learn is that they're able to tolerate flying without having the anxiety reaction, the sort of uncouples the experience from the reaction. I had awful fear of flying for a long time.

14:51 Adam You make it a few hundred thousand miles with the booze in and eventually you wean yourself off.

14:56 Drew Now we're flying on one-engine planes with somebody reading the Roberto Duran... What was the Roberto Clemente story in front of us?

15:02 Adam That's true. And no one knows what you're talking about with that. Roberto Clemente died in a plane crash and even Drew didn't even know what was going on until I pointed it out to him.

15:10 Drew Well, I knew about Roberto Clemente. I didn't realize what the story was.

15:14 Adam You weren't looking at the USA Today that I was looking at with Roberto. Poor departed Roberto on the cover while smoke was coming out of the engine.

15:20 Molly Culver So did you just get back on the plane? Is that what it is? You just started flying and you felt better? How did you deal with your fear of flying?

15:26 Adam Let me explain how Drew overcame that. Drew is scared of flying, but his biggest fear is not making a buck. So here's how you cure that. You give him 10 grand to fly across the country and that is overridden by his fear of flying. His love of money is squelched by his fear of flying. His cheapness and his penny pinching-ness is overridden by that. Wouldn't you say that's a fair estimation, Drew?

15:54 Drew The cheapness I'll take on. That one I'll take.

15:56 Adam Right. So someone gives you a few bucks, you'll do anything.

16:04 Drew No, no, no.

16:04 Adam Oh, come on. You do gay porn. If I went to the ATM right now and came back with a video camera, I'd shoot a gay porn with you.

16:11 Drew That's what I want to do. But that's secretly. Yeah. I had to have several experiences flying right. It just didn't occur to me to get anxious. I did it enough, enough, enough.

16:22 Adam You do it enough.

16:22 Molly Culver How about that first time?

16:24 Drew Oh, it was awful.

16:24 Caller Yeah.

16:26 Adam I was the same way though, like white and not golden stuff. And then we started doing them.

16:29 Molly Culver You're afraid to fly?

16:31 Adam I was the same way as Drew, which was, I never flew. I never got on a plane really until I was like 30, because I grew up in North Hollywood and I didn't know what the airport was.

16:45 Molly Culver You didn't get on a plane until you were 30?

16:47 Adam I called them magic birds. I didn't even know there were people in them. I just stare at them from the ground. I grew up in North Hollywood, I was poor, and then I went to work doing construction, and I didn't have any family that was out of the state. Oh yeah, I'm not wearing my Makeda hat though. The point is, I didn't know anyone in New York. I never had enough money to go to Hawaii. I never had any money. I couldn't do anything until I started my second career.

17:16 Molly Culver How did you get a fear of flying if you just didn't fly?

17:19 Adam Well, part of it is, it's like if you pulled some chromagnum man out of a cave and told him that he was going to be flying at 33,000 feet above the ground, he'd freak out. And that's how I was. My reptilian brain couldn't cope with the idea that I'd be going 500, 600 miles an hour and not dying. So it wasn't something that I was used to. And it was kind of white-knuckly at the beginning. But after doing it tons and tons of times, you just stop thinking about it. It's like anything else. And plus, I'm loaded.

17:52 Drew That's why you keep that idea of getting loaded. And that's why you do that every time.

17:55 Adam Right. And the good thing about me is I've carried it over to my ground life, too. Now I get on a plane twice a year, but I'm loaded the rest of the days while I'm on the ground. You know what I don't like about flying when you're drinking? I don't like it when they wrestle the drink away from you when they're taking off. Yeah. They always want that drink back, and it's always a good 45 minutes before you get in the air. Like the plane is just starting to back out of the stall, and they're like, diving. We're going to need that. I'm like, hold on. And I'm shotgunning the Bloody Mary, and she's reaching for the glass, and I'm sucking on the ice cubes. And she's like, give it back. No, hold on. One more sip. And then they take it, and then you roll back 10 feet, and you stop, and you sit there for an hour and 45 minutes. I mean, by the time you get out to the tarmac and actually start doing anything, it's been a full half hour since she dove on you and wrestled the Bloody Mary out of your hand. I don't understand that. Drew, why should I fly first class if I'm gonna be wrestled that way for my content?

18:53 Drew Because you can get loaded like you do every time.

18:55 Adam That's right.

18:56 Drew Even when you're wrestling.

18:57 Adam Dee, you're 35.

18:58 Caller Right.

18:59 What's up?

19:00 Caller Yeah, I've been married for 19 years now, and I have no sex drive, and it's been going on for a long time.

19:07 Drew 19 years, that means you got married when you were 14?

19:10 Caller Well, matter of fact, I've been married twice. When I was 14, I got pregnant. And when I was 15, I got pregnant. So I finally married my first husband, and I was with him for five years. And then I was probably divorced maybe two months, and I married to me, and I'm with him now.

19:28 Drew How's that going?

19:29 Caller And I had two more kids with him, so I got four kids all together, but they're all grown just about, and I have no sex drive, and it's been going on for a long time now.

19:39 Drew So you're associating this lack of sex, of libido, with?

19:43 Caller I could care less if I get it or not.

19:44 Drew I understand. You're associating that with the duration of your sort of sexual life, the fact that it started so young?

19:54 Adam You know, your vagina's worn out?

19:56 Drew Well, let's consider some alternatives. You smoke cigarettes?

19:59 Caller Yes.

20:00 Drew A lot?

20:01 Caller Yes.

20:01 Drew And that can affect your sex drive? You drink alcohol?

20:05 Caller No.

20:05 Adam Oh, come on.

20:06 Drew You did.

20:06 Caller No, I swear I don't.

20:07 Adam You quit last weekend.

20:09 Drew When did you stop?

20:10 Caller I do smoke marijuana.

20:11 Drew Marijuana.

20:12 Caller I do not drink. I swear I don't.

20:14 Drew All right. We knew you were using something. And marijuana will absolutely shut down your libido and make you terribly depressed.

20:20 Caller Oh, see, I went to the doctor and they diagnosed me as an antidepressant.

20:24 Drew Well, you didn't tell him about your pot habit, did you?

20:25 Caller Yes, I did.

20:27 Drew Was it a psychiatrist?

20:30 Caller Well, no, I can't afford to go to one of them now.

20:33 Drew That's what you need to do.

20:34 Caller Because I do have a lot of major problems.

20:35 Drew Oh, yeah.

20:36 Adam What are your major problems?

20:38 Caller Oh, God, I'd be on the phone forever, man.

20:41 Drew Okay.

20:41 Caller I do have a major problem.

20:44 Molly Culver Can you get antidepressants for me?

20:46 Caller I can't hear you.

20:47 Adam Where are your kids?

20:49 Caller Well, my oldest one is 21. He lives on his own. Well, he has roommates and he's been gone almost a year now, but I see him every now and then. I have a 20-year-old that's still here, still lives with us. And then I have a 16-year-old and I have one daughter, that's my youngest, and she's 14.

21:09 Drew Oh, boy. She's getting ready to...

21:11 Adam Is she pregnant yet?

21:13 Caller Oh, God, no. She knows what it's like for my experiences.

21:17 Adam Yeah. That doesn't always prevent it. All right. Well, what else is wrong with you besides the...

21:22 Drew What are your big problems, dear?

21:24 Caller Well, I'm not happy with my looks, myself. I don't have no... I have goals. I want to do things, but I just... I just lay around.

21:33 Caller That's pot, my dear.

21:35 Drew I swear to God, that's pot. And I don't know why we can't have a discussion about what this does to people when they use it regularly all the time. The most important thing is you get depressed, and that needs to be treated. Antidepressant will not correct it. If you try stopping by yourself, the depression will become profound. You need to go to MA. If you can't afford to see a psychiatrist who is familiar with dealing with marijuana dependency, which is a profound dependency for some people, you got to go to MA. You got to go. All right.

22:01 Adam Listen. We don't talk about it too much, but pot is not inherently evil, but too much of anything is going to screw you up, and there are plenty of people that smoke way too much pot and have no idea the effect it is having on them. I can tell. We know when we talk to them, three syllables into the conversation if they smoke on a regular basis. I smoke pot whenever I get a chance, but that isn't that often, and people do this, and it's part of it is the people's fault. Part of it is the government's fault for this whole lousy smear campaign. They try to run with all this reefer madness and everything, and it's like the government would never discern between somebody who smoked one joint a year and a hay bale a night. You're either on the weed or you're not. You're either breaking the law or you're not. You're either abusing or you're not, and that's ridiculous. Everybody I know smokes pot on occasion, but they're responsible, successful people, and just like any other successful person, or just like booze or gambling or whatever, there's a time and a place for it, and it's not when you wake up in the morning on a Tuesday before you head into your job. And I sort of wish, I just wish the government would approach it that way, and I wish the people would approach it that way, because people smoke a ton of weed or are in denial. How would they deal with it?

23:24 Molly Culver Would they just legalize it then and then let people deal with it responsibly, or just do it illegal?

23:30 Drew I think that both camps are...

23:31 Adam I think they should, yeah.

23:32 Drew Yeah, I kind of do too, I gotta tell you, but I think both camps are equally as irresponsible, making it nothing, or it's...

23:38 Molly Culver Well, how do you rectify that?

23:40 Drew You get the political energy with it.

23:42 Adam I'm in charge, that's how you do it. You do what makes sense. Woody Harrelson says it's good for you, and whoever the hell the Bennett, or whoever the drug czar is this week, tells you, you know, anyone who possesses a roach should have their house repossessed, and it's ridiculous. The point is, this is, in the hands of responsible people, it's no worse than anything else. The problem is, is people overdo it, it affects their lives, and they don't know it, and I'd like the government to say, hey, it ain't going to kill you, but it will screw you up slowly over the course of time. All right, I got to get high.

24:22 Drew Drew, what do you think? It took us 60 years, well, it took us 200 years to get around to nicotine, tobacco.

24:26 Adam Right.

24:27 Drew So we're going to have a real honest discussion about what that drug does.

24:30 Adam Well, now it's gone the other way.

24:32 Drew Yeah.

24:32 Adam Yeah, there's, I see, all I see is commercials about 400,000 Americans a year dying from nicotine. One third of the people that smoke cigarettes are killed by, they can't substantiate any of that. And what about all the second hand, what happened to second hand smoke? Oh, it's gone. Yeah.

24:50 Drew What happened to it? It's killed us all.

24:52 Adam Yeah, I guess it killed everybody. There's no reason to talk about how second hand smoke kills or how if I lit up one cigarette in this booth, it would be equivalent to you two smoking a carton of non-filters somehow. You idiots with your, you know, the government, you know, the tobacco industry has their own scientists who put their own spin on it. And then the government has the same or different group of retarded scientists putting their own spin on this thing too. And they're both way off.

25:20 Please. All right.

25:21 Adam We'll take a break.

25:31 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz. This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

26:02 Adam It's the Loveline of Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Molly Culver is our guest tonight. She plays Tasha Dexter. She's the smart one and the good looking one from VIP, which is on different times, but it's always Saturday night. Fox. And they seem to repeat it on Sunday. Is at least out here in LA. I remember seeing the premiere when we were in Syracuse, Drew.

26:36 Drew That's right. Staying at the Hilton, the Sheraton across the city.

26:38 Adam Staying at some hotel. I got back to my room. I watched the show and I said, this will never ever last and I've never been more wrong about it.

26:45 Drew That's when it was taking itself seriously.

26:47 Adam Yeah.

26:47 Drew You think?

26:48 Adam Yeah.

26:49 Molly Culver I think we did try at the beginning.

26:50 Adam I know. I know. Everyone puts a spin on it and it's smart too, but I think the show originally did not have its tongue planted so firmly in its cheek and then somebody realized, it seemed like a couple of months in, hey, let's just put our tongues in our cheeks and have a good time.

27:08 Molly Culver It got progressively campy, that's for sure. First of all, we were a real bodyguard agency. The fun part about it was taking it seriously and it was a joke because we took it seriously and then it just progressed to a joke.

27:21 Adam Who's on it? I mean, who are some good cameos coming up?

27:26 Molly Culver We had Lee Majors, I don't know if that's run yet.

27:28 Drew He's asking.

27:30 Molly Culver Ah, you guys should come down and guest star on the show.

27:34 Caller Yeah.

27:35 Molly Culver You guys should come down and be on the show. You want to?

27:37 Caller Yeah.

27:38 Molly Culver I think we can work that out.

27:39 Adam Yeah.

27:40 Drew She delivered that like she meant it.

27:41 Adam Yeah, she did.

27:42 Molly Culver I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

27:44 Adam I'd written a spec script for VIP. It's in the trunk of my car. Maybe tonight over a cup of coffee, we can go over some of the beats. I gave you a big juicy part, more dialogue than Pam has in this episode. Oh, yes.

28:00 Appreciate it.

28:01 Adam You're a good talker. That's what I like about you. Linda? You're 19.

28:07 Caller I'm 19.

28:08 Adam What's up?

28:09 Caller Okay. Well, I have this problem when me and my boyfriend are having sex. He goes in like too much.

28:17 Drew And it hurts.

28:17 Caller And he hit something.

28:18 Drew Your cervix.

28:20 Caller Is that my cervix?

28:21 Drew Yeah.

28:21 Adam Yeah. Or the box spring. No.

28:24 Caller Okay. Well, how do I go around that? How can?

28:27 Drew You tell him not to do that.

28:28 Adam Or you use the batting donut. Yeah. As invention of the love grommet, I think it was called and talked about this in a while. Not something that I need personally, but I know some of my big penis friends out there could use it. There's a piece of foam rubber with a hole and it looks like a donut. It's got about a one inch, one and a quarter circumference hole in the middle of the thing. Overall, the OD of the thing is probably about two and a half, three inches. It's made of that nice springy foams, about an inch thick. Slide it over the penis. That way you don't get the kind of, now hear me out, Molly. You don't, again, I don't require one, but there are those out there who do. You do not get the full depth because obviously you run into the doughnut before you get the full depth there and you get a little spring back action to really heat up the love making.

29:21 Molly Culver It's made out of?

29:23 Adam It's made out of the space age polymer. It's made out of what a boogie board is made out of. It's like a pad on a motorcycle crossbar.

29:32 The key chains for the boats.

29:33 Adam Yeah, those things that float. That's what it's made of. Nice, right?

29:38 Interesting.

29:38 Adam Put that on, you just bounce right off. It's like banging a trampoline.

29:43 Caller Well, there you go.

29:44 Adam There you go, Linda. The love grommet.

29:49 Caller Okay. Well, I have another question.

29:50 Adam Okay.

29:51 Caller Okay. Well, I have a problem where I can't have an orgasm.

29:56 Adam Sure. Sure. He's got his penis. It's tickling your lower intestine.

30:03 Caller Well, not only then, but oral or by myself either.

30:08 Adam Oh boy. That's limiting.

30:10 Drew Well, that's 18, 19. That's very common, right?

30:12 Adam Right.

30:13 Drew So.

30:14 Adam I remember when I was 19, I could only have nine orgasms a day. I mean, that was the hands of myself.

30:22 Drew But women, there's no sort of language out there to help women establish that connection with the place they need to find in order to function normally sexually. Some women, some women it's power. Yeah, it's no problem. But most women, in particular your age, it's a place, an intuitive place that you have to understand how to manage. And there's not much out there written by women, for women, about how this works.

30:45 Molly Culver Maybe even at 18 and 19, you're not really looking for the books anyway, you know, to find your answers that...

30:53 Drew Is there any way of thinking about a place, an emotional experience that can help her connect with normal function? If she's by herself even.

31:02 Adam How about Jerry Lewis or Hasselhoff? Are you from Europe, Elena? No. No. This is something you're going to have to work on yourself, but I think you're going to have to sort of, you know, shut the lights, light a candle, you know, have a little red wine or whatever your chicks do, and sort of figure yourself out a little.

31:21 Caller Well, I can't even, like, do it by myself. I mean, I don't... I find no pleasure in masturbation at all.

31:28 Adam Yeah. Well, that's your job now. That's your life's work.

31:31 Caller What if she hits a vibrator?

31:32 Caller Yeah. How about a vibrator?

31:34 Caller I've never really tried one.

31:35 Adam Well, I hate to say, but look into it.

31:38 Caller Really?

31:38 Caller Yeah.

31:39 Molly Culver Why not?

31:40 Drew And then again, the focus on how you feel at ease and comfortable with yourself or with your boyfriend.

31:46 Adam Molly, I'm no woman, but I...

31:48 Really?

31:50 Adam I know how they work. I really do. And I...

31:54 Molly Culver Do young men know how women work? So there's like no way... .their boyfriend even knows how...

32:00 Adam They know more about space lab... Yeah... .than they know about the vagina.

32:03 Molly Culver So how can... Well, she can... She actually, if she's nervous to find out about herself by herself, she can... Maybe he's open enough to help her find out about herself as well.

32:14 Drew Yeah, but he has to be listening and she has to feed back to him, and most people don't do that.

32:17 Molly Culver Really?

32:17 Drew Yeah, not at 18.

32:18 Adam All right. Well, let me ask you, Molly. I won't get too personal here, but how old are you now?

32:24 Molly Culver I'm 32.

32:25 Adam Wow. Yeah, you really look good. What do you do? Not go outside or something? What do you do? Does someone keep you in a closet for five years?

32:37 Molly Culver I think it's my native heritage.

32:38 Adam Up on a rack or something? Man, it's like someone must have mothballed you in your 20s or something, and took you out of the closet and dusted you off or something. Wow. Anyway, you're 32. Now, there's a big difference between when you were 18 or 19 and now, right? I mean, sexually. Am I right or stop me if I'm wrong?

33:02 Molly Culver No, definitely.

33:04 Drew Is that a biological change, an evolution, or is it just a familiarity, a learning?

33:10 Molly Culver Learning.

33:10 Drew Learning.

33:11 Molly Culver Definitely.

33:12 Drew You haven't changed or developed in some way that's 18 is more accessible.

33:15 Adam Does some of it have to be biology?

33:17 Molly Culver No, I really, you know what? I don't think so. When you, when you feel, I think when you stop and drop the walls and you stop feeling vulnerable in lots of ways, where intimacy is not something completely scary and you meet somebody who you're not afraid to explore with or whatever, if that happened at 18, that would have been great, you know, you might have learned more sooner. But if you don't have the opportunity and it's, you know, it's hard.

33:47 Adam But your libido at 13, 13, at 32 compared to 18, it's stronger now at 32 than it was at 18, right?

34:00 Molly Culver You know what? All I really have now that I didn't have then is just confidence, you know, or, and just in my ability to do something. That's all.

34:09 Adam Right. But how does that translate? You know what I'm saying? I mean, it, it, it 32 and I'm putting words in your mouth, but I can't help it. I just want you to be horny. Every woman I've ever spoken to has just been, you know, it, it's 17, 18, 19 could kind of take it or leave it. I mean, the, the sex. Maybe wanted a boyfriend, liked guys, may have been boy crazy even, but for the sex, the actual sex part wasn't that big of a deal. Wasn't that into it. And then at 32, 33, 35, wound up like a dreidel, ready to pop.

34:49 Molly Culver I, you know, maybe a little hair of truth to that, but I'm not going to say, I'm not going to say a hundred percent because you were super horny at 18 is what you're saying. No, it's not about being super horny. It's actually about, about really wanting it in intimacy. Women are different. Women are just different. Okay. You're going to, if you want, you know, sex and you're horny at 18, you're horny at 32. Women just really, we just want to be held.

35:12 Drew No, they come in through love and intimacy.

35:15 Molly Culver Yeah.

35:15 Drew That's about love and intimacy.

35:17 Adam I understand that.

35:18 Molly Culver But if a man approached you at 18 with love and intimacy, I think that we, they would want sex just as much as you do at my age right now. Oh, really? I just want the love and intimacy. Because when it goes hand in hand, if there's a safety zone that you have as a woman.

35:30 Drew Young guys cannot deliver that. No way.

35:32 Molly Culver That's the young woman, older man. I mean, an older man can offer someone safe, intimate environment that makes you feel comfortable enough and relaxed enough to just explore and let your body relax.

35:45 Drew And the men, there is a biological change by that point. They don't want to live anymore.

35:48 Adam Right. I figure we'll get one last bit of sex in it before we go on the ground. And who do you like more, me or Drew? I mean, you need someone to hold you. We've established that there can only be one set of hands around you. Who is it going to be, me or Drew? I mean, obviously, it's limited to this room. What are you going to do? I know you're a little soft on Drew because he did his Internet thing and you're under this false notion that he cares about people and that kind of thing. But what about the more rugged, hairier, outgoing type like myself?

36:22 Molly Culver Are you sensitive?

36:23 Adam Yeah, I am.

36:23 Molly Culver Are you caring?

36:24 Adam If I get hit in the nuts, I cry like a baby, like a baby, right, Drew?

36:28 Drew I tell you.

36:29 Adam Yeah, I'm sensitive.

36:31 Molly Culver Is there a sensitive, intimate man inside this man right here?

36:34 Adam You'll have to find it, though. You'll have to look for it. That'll be your mission, right, Drew? That's good, right? Yeah, it's there. If only the right woman could unlock it. Where are the cue cards? It's going to take the right woman to excavate the sensitive boy that lies within. It may be a little project, but I think you're up to it.

36:54 Caller Right, Drew?

36:55 Drew I don't know if she's, I want to speak for her.

36:57 Adam Okay. Well, we'll get into that.

36:59 We'll figure it out.

37:00 Adam When we come back, my ass is still sore from my last boyfriend. Anderson, do you see I was making some headway here and then you got to come with those out-of-context drops. That was completely out of context. I was talking about something else at that time. My asshole is on fire. You got to shut the mics off during the commercials. Yeah. We're going to take ourselves a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Jamie, who's 28, has a very powerful orgasm. Could this be from sexual abuse? Jamie?

37:34 Caller Yes.

37:35 Adam Jamie, the guy?

37:36 Caller Yes, definitely, the guy.

37:38 Adam The guy from where?

37:39 Caller Jamaica?

37:41 Caller Oh, no, take another guess, please.

37:43 Adam Hell?

37:45 Caller A little further away than that. It's completely landlocked, so you can scratch out all the islands and stuff.

37:54 Adam Really? You come from a place that's completely landlocked?

37:57 Caller Yes.

37:58 Adam Why do you sound like you sound?

38:01 Caller This is how they all sound over there. Zimbabwe.

38:06 Adam Zimbabwe? Yeah, there we go. All right, hold on a second.

38:10 Caller Splendid.

38:11 Adam All right. Who molested you?

38:14 Caller Several people.

38:15 Adam Okay.

38:16 Hold on. All right.

38:17 Adam Well, maybe custom or tradition over there. Who are we to argue with their culture? Molly Culver is our guest tonight. We'll take a little break, then we'll get back with the Zimbabwe Jamie, figure out who molested him and why he has a powerful orgasm.

38:37 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz. This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz.

39:06 Adam It is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. He is Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-F-V-E-1-9-1. Molly Culver is our guest tonight. She's from VIP. Fox. On the weekend, I'm sure, well, it's been, give me the, what date did it air? I mean, premiere, because then I'll tell you when we were in Syracuse walking through the cemetery.

39:30 Drew You know this, that movie Snow Day was placed in Syracuse.

39:34 Molly Culver Oh, you were there September.

39:34 Drew Cinematic Triumph, by the way.

39:36 Adam Who cares.

39:37 Drew But the way, a lot of stuff we saw was in the film.

39:39 Molly Culver September 27, 98. 99.

39:42 Adam Oh, it must have been 98.

39:44 Molly Culver Yeah.

39:45 Adam It's been a couple years now, right? I was looking up the ceiling trying to think.

39:48 Molly Culver I thought it was like a bug in the light or something.

39:50 Adam Oh, no. All right. So I'm still going strong. Now, where the hell were we?

39:55 Drew We're talking to a fellow from Zimbabwe.

39:57 Adam Zimbabwe. That's right. Jamie. Hello. Jamie's 28, has very powerful orgasms.

40:03 Caller Yeah. I have one issue and I have two parts. First of all, I am going into medical school next year and I've been leaning heavily and I've been thinking about going into psychiatry.

40:14 Drew Okay, great.

40:15 Caller Quite a bit.

40:16 Drew Good for you.

40:17 Caller And now my problem is I have been sexually abused and I am going through counseling now and I plan on continuing. One of the things that really bothers me is I have very powerful and very intense orgasms. And I know I've heard you guys speaking about people being hypersexual or being hypersexual once they have been abused. And I want to find out if this is something that I should continue being concerned about or if it's just...

40:52 Adam Well, how does the... Give us an example of your powerful orgasm.

40:57 Drew Well, what are you talking about?

40:58 Adam Well, I want to know. I want to know how it manifests itself. Okay. I don't mean start playing with yourself. I just mean what do you do? Do you yell or do you put holes in things? I mean, how does it work?

41:11 Caller Well, they feel so intense at times. It's almost... I almost black out.

41:17 Caller Yeah.

41:18 Adam I wish someone molested me. That doesn't sound like a bad deal.

41:23 Caller Well, in my case, it's... All right.

41:26 Adam So, you have the very... very almost spiritual experiences, huh?

41:30 Caller It seems that way. I have...

41:32 Adam And every time, what about when you masturbate?

41:36 Caller When I masturbate as well, it's almost the same.

41:41 Molly Culver Does that mean he enjoys them or he doesn't enjoy them? Is that...

41:44 Caller Well, I do enjoy them, but I get frightened because it might be an aspect of my personality that is functional.

41:54 Drew How old were you when you were sexually abused?

41:56 Caller Well, from... Since I was about five years old until about 13, 14. By whom? Several different people. Five women, two men.

42:06 Adam Five women? Hold on a second. I might go for those odds.

42:11 You know what I mean?

42:12 Adam Like, you know, five women, two men.

42:16 Drew You'd take it?

42:17 Adam Yeah, I'd be like, I'd have to think about it for a while, but I'd probably give it.

42:20 I'd go, yeah, all right.

42:21 Adam I mean, when do I get the guys? Like Friday and Wednesday and it's women?

42:24 Drew Especially the guys are, we haven't heard who they are yet. Could be your dad.

42:28 Uh-uh. Yeah.

42:29 Adam I think I could handle my dad. He's got the Corolla penis.

42:34 Caller Relatives of mine, none of them my parents or immediate family. Like I don't know who my aunt is.

42:42 Drew All right. But how were you when you first started having orgasms?

42:46 Caller You see, I remember being abused when I was at least six years old. And I do remember a pseudo-orgasm, so to speak. It was an end point, but...

42:58 Drew When did you start having these very intense ones?

43:02 Caller I, since I was about 20 years old, I felt a gradual increase. I've been married for four years. We are divorced. And throughout my marriage, it steadily got more and more and more, as my marriage got more and more dysfunctional.

43:17 Adam All right. Well, listen, here's our problem.

43:20 Drew I'm developing a theory that there's sort of arousal mechanisms set up in the brain. And then when these kids get traumatized with excessively arousing experiences, that becomes sort of etched into the biology in a way that's sort of not normal. And that adults then go back to try to, the only way they can access that part of themselves or experience themselves sexually, or sort of in a way to try to heal those traumas, perhaps whatever the motivation is, they go back to that same state of hyperarousal, which is why they make crappy relationships and why they have maybe intense orgasms or need some of the physical abuse during sex. Does that make sense?

43:57 Adam Absolutely.

43:58 Molly Culver So you're saying that he's reliving, right?

44:02 Drew I'm saying probably he was sexualized so young and was aroused so profoundly and was for whatever unique reasons about his biological makeup was able to be brought to states of arousal that were really not normal for kids. He's back into accessing those states of hyperarousal.

44:17 Molly Culver Do you think he's having these huge orgasms, right? And he's feeling, do you think he feels bad also? Do you think it brings back guilt and brings back feeling bad about having that happen?

44:30 Drew A bad part of himself.

44:30 Molly Culver A bad part of that's bad?

44:31 Drew A bad part of himself, a bad experience.

44:33 Molly Culver So it can't be fun for him to even have orgasms, right? Even though they're like almost blackouts and good, he doesn't feel good having them.

44:39 Drew Yeah.

44:39 Adam Thank God I was never aroused. Now I look back on my non-arousal and I think fantastic.

44:46 Drew Yes. Well, but their system, their mechanisms of hypo-arousal as much as hyper-arousal.

44:51 Adam Yeah.

44:51 Drew And there's some data out there that there's a lot of theories that suggest that your sort of autonomic tone gets set in by these systems and these experiences and people that are hyper-aroused are very anxious and the sympathetic tone is high. People that weren't aroused enough, Adam.

45:06 Adam I have an experiment. I think I could masturbate, achieve an orgasm and keep one of those paddles with the ball going on it. With my bad hand, by the way. I think I could. I think I could not break stride. I'm pretty sure I could do that. I don't know if I could do it when I was with a woman, but I'd like to try that. Molly, what do you say? In the name of science.

45:29 Molly Culver Sure for science.

45:30 Adam All right. Well, as long as it's for a good cause. Cindy, I'll get a note from Drew. It'll make it all right. Cindy, you're 17, you goofball. Stop talking to your friends. I was talking to her mom.

45:42 Caller I don't want to talk to you because you are the only person who can talk to me.

45:45 Hello?

45:46 Adam Oh boy.

45:47 Drew Talking to dad.

45:48 Adam This ain't going to be a good one for daddy to hear about.

45:51 Drew Cindy?

45:51 Hello?

45:52 Drew Hello.

45:53 Hi.

45:53 Adam Who are you talking to?

45:55 I'm talking to my cousin.

45:56 Caller Okay. All right.

45:58 Adam Are you living with your cousin?

45:59 Yeah.

46:00 Adam Yeah. It's always a bad sign.

46:02 Huh?

46:02 Adam It's bad when you live with people other than your parents.

46:05 Yeah.

46:06 Adam And brothers and sisters.

46:07 Yeah.

46:08 Adam Yeah.

46:08 Pretty much.

46:09 Adam Yeah.

46:10 But I have a question. Yeah. I had sex with one of my friends like two weeks ago. And he ejaculated like he come and like flew in my eye.

46:22 Adam Yeah.

46:23 And it's infected. And like like when I wake up in the morning, it has, you know, like booger and all that gross stuff in my eye.

46:34 Adam Where did you go to finishing school, Cindy?

46:36 Drew It has a booger. It has. The eye has booger.

46:39 Adam I understand.

46:40 Drew I know what she's talking about.

46:42 Adam Yeah.

46:42 And like I'm like sort of embarrassed to go to the doctor.

46:46 Drew Why? Look, just just go. You got to talk to him.

46:49 Adam Tell him you're running with a cup of semen and you trip.

46:52 Drew The problem.

46:52 Adam That's what I said.

46:55 Drew Problem is you can get chlamydia and gonorrhea and other infections.

46:59 Adam But she has pink eye, right? Do you have pink eye?

47:03 Drew Yeah. But it may be chlamydia conjunctivitis.

47:06 Adam I know. But it's probably the pink eye.

47:08 Drew It's pink eye. It's like saying I have pneumonia.

47:11 Adam It's like a generic term.

47:13 Drew Yeah. Due to what?

47:15 Adam OK. But hold on. Hold on a second. Because we'll get back to you, Cindy. But a lot of people get pink eye, especially when they're younger. I don't know why it is you get pink eye.

47:23 Drew Those are viral.

47:23 Adam Between the age of like 10 and 17 and then you never get it again in your life.

47:27 Drew You will get it again when you're a parent.

47:28 Adam OK. Also, you can get the pink eye from the...

47:32 Molly Culver Why?

47:32 Drew Because the kids bring it home.

47:34 Molly Culver Oh.

47:34 Drew It gets on your hands, gets in your eyes.

47:36 Adam Come on. Do the math, Molly.

47:37 Molly Culver Well, I was thinking...

47:40 Adam And you get the pink eye from the semen in the eye, too, right? Don't you get that from that?

47:46 Drew Well, I've heard about that. We've talked to people in the past that have...

47:49 Caller All right.

47:49 Drew All right. It could be just a chemical irritation, but somebody needs to look at this because the chlamydia pink eye is very dangerous. And the herpes pink eye is more dangerous.

47:58 Caller All right.

47:58 Caller We'll take a break.

47:59 Caller We'll be back.

48:02 Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

48:08 Caller You can call me right back.

48:19 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

48:36 Adam It's the Loveline. We're going to take a quick 10-second time out, and then we'll be back with more of the program in just 10 seconds.

48:44 This is Loveline on Radio Station.

48:48 Caller Outrageous talk radio, 100.7, The Buzz.

48:52 Caller KQBZ.

48:59 It's Loveline.

49:00 Adam Adam Corolla.

49:03 Drew There's a hint that we're going to have a lightning round. It's a love line.

49:11 Adam It's been a couple of days, hasn't it?

49:13 Drew I know how you like to impress Molly.

49:15 Molly Culver What's a lightning round?

49:16 Adam Yeah.

49:17 Drew You can spare her, won't you?

49:18 Caller You know what?

49:19 Adam I've given up on Molly.

49:21 Caller I really have.

49:22 Drew I thought she was warming up.

49:23 Adam She's starting to warm up a little bit.

49:24 Drew Way more than in the past. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

49:27 Adam My balls look like the chin of an old China man. Well, that's it. Now, it's all over. She'll have that echoing in her head for the rest of her life. As you know, Drew, I've always been in love with Molly Culver.

49:42 Drew Yes, he has.

49:43 Adam Our guest tonight. For the right reasons. Right, Drew?

49:47 Drew What were those?

49:49 Adam You can't do anything? You can't improvise at all?

49:52 Drew I think it was her dad.

49:55 Adam You don't know what he flew, though, do you?

49:56 Molly Culver Yeah, A4 is an A7.

49:59 Adam Oh, A4. Oh, well, oh, A4.

50:03 Drew The Tankbusters, yeah.

50:04 Adam No, no, no, no, that's the A10.

50:06 It's the Warthog.

50:07 Adam That's the Tankbuster.

50:08 Molly Culver He was on the carriers.

50:09 Adam Yeah, A4 was a great plane. That is the model I'm building.

50:15 I was telling you that.

50:16 Molly Culver Oh, that's right.

50:16 Adam It's a jet, yeah, A4. It's a great plane. It's not the F4, but it's very, very nice. Yeah, flew off the carriers over the Gulf of Tonkin, I'm sure. You have no idea where he flew off. What carrier?

50:29 Did he fly off carrier?

50:30 Molly Culver I don't remember the name of his carrier, but it's been retired.

50:34 Adam Okay. Anyways, you know, Drew, I've always been in love with Molly, right?

50:39 Drew We've established that. Yeah, we've established that, yes.

50:41 Adam I've always said good things about her, right? In a very respectful way.

50:45 Drew Yeah. I would have known. Reverential.

50:48 Adam That's right.

50:49 Caller Yeah.

50:50 Adam Even better than respectful. I've built a shrine to her out of mayonnaise in my living room.

50:58 Drew Oh.

50:59 Adam I mean, real mayonnaise.

51:00 That's my main mayonnaise.

51:02 Adam Thank you, Snoop. That's my ramp name. You don't know that I'm down with the likes of Snoop. I mean, it's posse. Dave?

51:11 Dave?

51:13 Adam Dave, you're 22. Yeah. Maybe he's asleep.

51:16 Drew He's asleep. Let's listen. Oh yeah. You hear him snoring. Let me see. Listen. Turn up there, Anderson. Hear him? Yeah. We can hear him. You hear that?

51:28 Molly Culver That's awesome. He's off in the distance. The guy's asleep.

51:31 Adam No greater compliment has ever been paid to talk show hosts than one third of his listeners who are on hold for more than 20 minutes fall asleep. It's not like they're listening to Musac, by the way. They listen to this show. They fall asleep to the soothing sounds of my voice talking about myself.

51:49 Drew Let's hear him one more time.

51:50 Adam It's not coming through.

51:51 Drew It's too far away.

51:52 Adam See, most our listeners who fall asleep, fall asleep with the phone jammed up into their mouth. Then there's nothing better. I've never said anything funnier or as funny as one of our listeners snoring into the phone. But he's off it a little bit. Let me just check back. Okay, well, he stopped breathing. Is that bad?

52:14 Good night, I guess.

52:16 Drew Here, moving around. Dave?

52:20 Caller Dave!

52:23 Drew You can hear him shuffling around there, can't you?

52:25 Adam Sleep apnea.

52:29 Drew No, no good.

52:30 Adam It's great radio, isn't it? Alicia?

52:33 Yeah.

52:33 Adam You're 22.

52:35 Caller Yes, I am.

52:35 Adam What's up?

52:36 Caller Well, I have sex with anyone who shows interested in me, whether I'm attracted to them or not, but I have trouble staying interested in one person.

52:45 Adam Yeah. Molly was confiding to me off the air that she had the same problem.

52:50 Caller Well, I'm sort of concerned that I might be an infomaniac because of that.

52:54 Drew How often have you done this or how often do you do this?

52:56 Caller Well, just about any time for about the last three years.

53:01 Drew Why? Every weekend, every day? What are we talking about?

53:03 Caller Well, probably about every weekend, yeah.

53:05 Adam What kind of numbers are you racking up?

53:07 Caller Oh, God, I don't even know.

53:09 Adam You don't know?

53:10 Caller No, I don't.

53:11 Drew Aren't you concerned about your health?

53:13 Caller Well, I'm very concerned about my health, but at the same time, I'm very safe. I always use a condom and everything. And I masturbate a lot as well. I masturbate at least two times a day.

53:23 Adam So that's not a lot. I mean, oh, that's an outrageous number. Right, Molly?

53:27 Caller A lot.

53:27 Caller Well, I'm still having sex every weekend.

53:29 Caller I mean, it's just it's so much in comparison with all of my friends.

53:33 Drew So there are basically two scenarios that set women up like this.

53:37 Adam You got molested or you're bipolar.

53:40 Caller Well, I have definitely never been molested.

53:42 Adam Oh, then you're bipolar.

53:43 Caller And I have I have been have been diagnosed as bipolar, but nobody has ever said anything to me about that.

53:50 Adam Hold on a second. All right, so we can we can scratch both those off the list. Goofball. Someone must put a penis in her ear by mistake.

54:03 All right. You're bipolar. Right.

54:06 Caller Well, thanks for the diagnosis, Adam.

54:08 Adam There you go, goofball.

54:09 Caller What am I supposed to do, though?

54:11 Adam I mean, here's let me let me explain a proper reaction.

54:14 Caller All right. Hold on a second.

54:16 Adam Because our listeners can not seem to muster this. Go right ahead, Drew.

54:21 Drew There's only two.

54:21 Adam I can't, I got to get it every weekend, every weekend. I put a condom on, I get nailed. I'm like a pin cushion. I don't know how many times.

54:28 Drew The two ways of women comes to this point. One is, Adam says sexual abuse, Drew says you're bipolar.

54:34 Adam That's right. Well, I've never been sexually abused. What's the other one? Bipolar. Well, no. Well, though I am bipolar, though. But other than that, your point is completely invalid.

54:46 Drew Wait. Now let's have the appropriate response.

54:48 Adam All right. Appropriate response.

54:49 Drew You're bipolar?

54:51 Adam Yes. Yes, I am. And it's interesting you bring that up. What is the connection there? I'm fascinated by this and I'm surprised that during my original diagnosis, this was not brought up. Please tell me more, you sage. Alicia?

55:05 Caller Yeah.

55:06 Caller All right.

55:06 Adam So now we'll try it again.

55:07 Caller You're bipolar, right?

55:09 Caller Yes.

55:10 Adam And now you want to know more, right?

55:12 Caller I would like to know how come no one ever told me about this and why.

55:15 Drew Hypersexuality is part of being bipolar, but I also suspect, let me put up my Carnac hat on here for a second, I also suspect they advise you to take medication and you refuse to do that.

55:27 Caller Well, yeah, I did for a while, but I've been on medication for about three months now.

55:33 Adam Okay.

55:34 Drew Well, things should be settling down there. What are you taking?

55:36 Adam Hey, Alicia, let me put my Carnac hat on and predict you don't know who the hell Carnac is. Do you know who Carnac is?

55:42 Caller No, I don't know who Carnac is.

55:44 Adam Oh, man. Drew, you've got to hang up your microphone and stethoscope because you're way too old for this demo.

55:50 Drew What would we use?

55:51 Adam Creskin.

55:52 Drew Creskin, okay.

55:53 Caller I don't even know what it's called. I don't pay attention.

55:55 Drew Huh?

55:56 Adam All right. You know, our listeners are so goddamn dumb, you can't even make references. I don't know who to... Barney?

56:05 Caller Listen.

56:06 Drew All right. So you didn't take your medicine?

56:09 Caller No, I didn't. I didn't, but I am now. What are you taking?

56:12 It's not getting better.

56:13 Drew What are you taking?

56:14 Caller I don't know.

56:15 Caller Do I have to go get the bottle?

56:16 Drew Yeah, please.

56:17 Adam Oh, wait a minute.

56:18 Drew Wait, let's go back to Dave who's...

56:19 Adam How does she not know what medication she's been prescribed?

56:22 Drew Because she is fragmented and manic.

56:24 Adam And a little angry. Sean? Yeah. Actually, wait a minute. That's me that's angry. Sean, you're 13. Yeah. You want to know if you can change the taste of semen?

56:35 Caller Uh-huh.

56:35 Caller Like by what you eat?

56:36 Drew No.

56:37 Caller No.

56:38 Drew But thank you for waiting 82 minutes to ask that question.

56:40 Caller Oh, really? Because I heard like, if you eat pineapples, it makes it taste...

56:44 Adam No, no. You can't change it.

56:45 Molly Culver I actually heard that if you eat fruit, like something like that.

56:48 Caller Yeah.

56:48 Molly Culver What is that about?

56:49 Caller Or if you eat like peppers, it makes it taste...

56:51 Drew It's about guys with too much time on their hands.

56:52 Adam Way too much.

56:54 Caller That's funny.

56:54 Molly Culver I actually heard that.

56:55 Adam Listen, hey Sean?

56:56 Drew You're hanging out with guys with too much time on their hands.

56:58 Adam The only real way to change the taste...

56:59 Molly Culver A woman told me that.

57:01 Adam I like the meat herb. Is that Pamela? Hey Sean, you can't really change the taste of it coming out of you, but you can change the taste of it once it's out of you. You know what I mean?

57:17 Caller Yeah.

57:18 Adam Not when it's in you, but when it comes out of you, like if you mix it with enough Bosco syrup or something, I'm sure you could cut it. Right, Drew?

57:24 Drew Yeah.

57:25 Caller Yeah.

57:26 Adam All right, Sean.

57:27 Caller All right, thanks.

57:28 Adam That's a good plan. As I've said a few times though with this, it doesn't really matter what you eat, your crap still smells. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I could eat just a tub of Cool Whip and strawberries, and my dookie would be just as bad as it was the day before, right?

57:47 Drew Stuff that's coming out is coming out the way it's coming out.

57:50 Adam There you go. You can tweak it a little bit, but for the most part- You can make it worse. You just can't make it better. There you go. Ladies, just get used to it. What the hell happened to- But let me explain this too. It's been a little while since we've gotten into this. I want to bring it up in front of Molly in case this thing blossoms in any kind of relationship. I can give her the speech now. As far as the semen goes, it's not important that you ingest it by any stretch of the imagination. You know, men constantly talk about swallowing this and swallowing that. Not necessary, at least for me. All you got to do is make it from my penis to the bathroom without spilling any, and I'm fine. And I think most guys would be too if you're just talking about oral sex. Not you, per se, Molly, because you're a big star. You probably have your system doing it. But what I'm saying is, is we're not so interested in the swallowing aspect of it, but as we're interested in the uninterrupted aspect of it. You know what I mean? A follow-through. Yeah, it's like, I put it this way. I go to the refrigerator. I take a swig of milk. It went bad. I don't spit it all over the frozen food. I go to the sink and then I just spit it out in the sink. Right?

59:08 Drew Yeah.

59:08 Adam You know what I'm saying? Drew, don't act disgusted. This is an important message.

59:12 Drew No, I'm just trying to figure out what the important message is. And it's not about how to transport disgusting material in your mouth.

59:18 Adam No, it is. It is.

59:20 Drew It's about how to know what males are looking for.

59:24 Adam Well, what I'm saying is, is men, I think they do themselves a great disservice by talking about swallowing all the time. Women don't want to do this and I wouldn't do it either.

59:36 Molly Culver So you don't want to see a woman spit it out in front of you?

59:39 Adam I'm saying, here's what I'm saying. No, no, you could spit it out in front of me. I would make an exception. No, no, Drew, you keep a spittoon by the side of your bed for that, is that right? Or is it a ficus plant?

59:51 Molly Culver What are you saying?

59:51 Caller Here's what I'm saying.

59:52 Adam Here's what I'm saying.

59:53 Drew Molly's actually getting pissed at me, be careful.

59:55 Caller She's getting angry now.

59:56 Adam I know, because she's one eighteenth chip of wine. That's what gives her tenacity or something. But no, here's what I'm saying. And I'm sorry, Drew, I had to bring this up, but I'll see if I can't straighten it out and backpedal a little here. When it comes to oral sex, men are always talking about swallowing. Swallowing is a misnomer. What we need is not stopping until we're done kind of thing. But you do not have to ingest it. You can then go spit it in the toilet or spit it back on the guy or go spit it in the sink or wherever the hell you want to do with it. But you certainly do not have to swallow it. And although that sounds like just six and one half dozen of them, I think it's a pretty big deal. Like most women, I'd rather put anything in my mouth, but I wouldn't swallow it.

1:00:44 Drew When you were a kid and you'd play in the sprinklers, once in a while you'd take a cup or a pitcher or something and turn it upside down on top of the sprinkler.

1:00:50 Caller Right.

1:00:51 Drew And the way stuff would kind of...

1:00:53 Caller Right.

1:00:53 Drew Was that okay?

1:00:55 Adam You mean... Yeah. Yeah. I guess that's all right. Right. Whatever it is, though. But here's the point. Just don't stop whatever it is you're doing that got us to that point in the first place. That's... If you're going to hold out for another two or three seconds, it'll all be over. That's what I'm saying. But you certainly do not have to swallow.

1:01:16 Caller All right? All right.

1:01:18 Adam Now we know.

1:01:20 Drew So glad you clarified.

1:01:22 Adam Is that upsetting to you, Molly?

1:01:23 Molly Culver No, not at all. I'm just thinking, who are you probably talking about?

1:01:26 Caller I don't know. I'm, I'm, yeah.

1:01:28 Molly Culver Women, you know.

1:01:29 Drew Given that nobody would actually do this with Adam, who are you talking about?

1:01:32 Adam No, I'm not talking about me personally. I have people take care of this.

1:01:35 Molly Culver No, I mean.

1:01:36 Adam But we have interns over at the Man Show.

1:01:39 Molly Culver Do you know what? Women actually talk about this.

1:01:41 Adam I know.

1:01:42 Molly Culver Women talk about this and the women I know probably wouldn't stop. I don't understand.

1:01:45 Adam They wouldn't stop? Okay.

1:01:46 Molly Culver Oh, I'm just saying, I'm wondering who you're talking about.

1:01:49 Adam I see. I'm preaching to the choir. God bless you. I hear you.

1:01:54 Molly Culver Women. Some women know. Some women just know.

1:01:56 Adam And I think a lot of women think the choice is swallow or get the hell out of them. Yeah. But they don't realize there's an alternative.

1:02:06 Molly Culver I really think it comes down to knowing who you're with. If it's just sex, you might not know, but if you can tell what's making someone happy or what isn't making someone happy.

1:02:14 Adam Right.

1:02:14 Molly Culver And you'll just know. Okay.

1:02:17 Adam All right. I'm glad we've set those ground rules for the relationship.

1:02:21 Caller Julie?

1:02:22 Yeah. Hi.

1:02:23 Adam You're 19.

1:02:24 Caller Yes, I am.

1:02:25 Adam What's up?

1:02:26 Caller My boobs hurt.

1:02:27 Adam They're killing me. I just want to slide that in there. Yeah. Why?

1:02:32 Caller I don't know. They're just kind of sore.

1:02:34 Caller I have a puppy and I mean, they're kind of big.

1:02:36 Adam Wait a minute.

1:02:38 Caller But he'll like touch him with his paw and I'm like, ow.

1:02:41 Drew Just right now or this is always the case?

1:02:44 Caller Well, they were always a little sore, but it's been worse lately.

1:02:47 Adam Are they big?

1:02:48 Caller Pretty big. I guess between C and D cup.

1:02:51 Drew Lately is how long?

1:02:53 Caller A few months, I guess.

1:02:54 Caller How old are you? 19.

1:02:56 Caller Hmm.

1:02:57 Adam You pregnant?

1:02:58 Caller No.

1:02:59 Adam Drew, why does a woman's breast get sore?

1:03:01 Drew Well, usually it is.

1:03:02 Adam You think they're growing?

1:03:03 Drew Well, that's what I was wondering.

1:03:04 Caller I hope not.

1:03:05 Caller Oh, really? I don't want them any bigger.

1:03:07 Adam Well, I do.

1:03:08 Drew But usually it's cysts, inflammation, that sort of thing.

1:03:12 Adam On both simultaneously?

1:03:14 Drew Yeah, and it usually tends to occur around the time of your period.

1:03:17 Caller Ew.

1:03:19 Adam Does it happen around the time of your period?

1:03:21 Caller No, they're kind of sore all the time.

1:03:22 Drew Try cutting out caffeine and chocolates.

1:03:26 Caller Drink a lot of coffee.

1:03:26 Caller Yeah.

1:03:28 Drew You do? Is your weight up at all? How's your weight doing?

1:03:32 Caller I don't know. I'm about 10 pounds overweight, I guess.

1:03:35 Caller 52130.

1:03:36 Adam Hold on, let me do the radio math there. 52130, put that through the radio equation, carry the seven. 410 and a quarter 152.

1:03:49 Drew Ooh, you're fat.

1:03:50 Adam Yeah. Yeah, to do the radio math there. All right, so I got a few extra pounds on her, press the source. Why don't you cut back on the caffeine and see where it goes from there, right?

1:03:59 Drew Well, yeah, to check out the kind of bra she's using, so when we get irritation from the wire, there's all kinds of little nuances that can occur, but most commonly we worry about the cysts, and that usually, though, is around the time of the period.

1:04:08 Adam All right. Should I talk more about semen in the mouth or do you want to go to another call?

1:04:13 Drew I think another call.

1:04:14 Adam Okay, maybe just one. Carrie?

1:04:16 Yeah.

1:04:16 Adam You're 20?

1:04:17 Caller Yeah, I'm 20.

1:04:18 Adam You're on with Molly Culver from VIP.

1:04:22 Caller Oh, woo.

1:04:23 Adam I know you ladies must love that show. A lot of stuff blowing up, a lot of chicks running around.

1:04:28 Molly Culver To be perfectly honest, I get a lot of comments from lots of women, I think, more women than I do men.

1:04:32 Adam Really? What's the comment? I hate your show.

1:04:35 Molly Culver I wish you'd all die. No, they say like, you're fierce. Because we kick butt.

1:04:38 Drew Is it a powerpuff girls?

1:04:39 Adam Don't empower women.

1:04:41 Drew Yeah.

1:04:41 Caller Oh, no.

1:04:42 Drew This is a powerpuff.

1:04:43 Adam I know. It's ridiculous. It's like, I'm going to put on these cutoffs and blow something up.

1:04:51 Molly Culver We'll get you on the show.

1:04:53 Adam Please. I have to talk to my agent.

1:04:55 Caller Go ahead.

1:04:57 Caller Yes. What's up? Well, OK, when I'm asleep, my boyfriend, he molests me. I sort of got any touch thing. He doesn't remember it in the morning. He's like, at first, I was like, Oh, do you want to do it now? But no.

1:05:10 Drew He's like, what is he doing?

1:05:14 Caller Well, I'll just start kissing my neck and stuff and then just start, you know, rubbing and stuff. And then, like, like last night, he grabbed my hand and, you know, he put it on him and I'm like, he really doesn't remember it.

1:05:27 Drew Does he have other kinds of sleep disturbances?

1:05:29 Caller Yeah, he talks in his sleep too.

1:05:31 Drew Is he drink a lot or you spot or anything like that?

1:05:33 Caller I'm sorry.

1:05:34 Drew Does he do any substances?

1:05:35 Caller No.

1:05:36 Drew Doesn't drink or?

1:05:37 Caller Well, yeah.

1:05:38 Drew How often does he drink?

1:05:40 Caller Not very often.

1:05:41 Drew Not very often?

1:05:42 Caller No. I would say last, well, last night we did, but it's not like, it's not, you know.

1:05:48 Drew Do you have alcoholism in your family?

1:05:50 Caller In my family?

1:05:51 Drew Yeah.

1:05:52 Caller No.

1:05:52 Drew No?

1:05:53 Caller No.

1:05:53 Drew Okay.

1:05:54 Adam Hey, Carrie. Listen, if I was a cop at a rest, you immediately.

1:05:58 Drew Yeah, because you sound so, you sound so ashamed of the fact that your boyfriend uses alcohol. And I just was sort of following that. And was he drinking last night? Was he drinking last night when he did this?

1:06:07 Caller Oh yeah.

1:06:08 Drew So maybe this is a function of the alcohol.

1:06:09 Adam Oh yeah. He doesn't, he doesn't have much of a drinker though.

1:06:12 Caller But it's not like, that's not the quint, it's, I don't think it's.

1:06:16 Adam He's done it on nights where he wasn't drinking.

1:06:18 Caller Yeah, definitely.

1:06:19 Adam Okay. All right. Does he work construction?

1:06:21 Caller No.

1:06:22 Adam What's he do?

1:06:23 Caller He sells cars.

1:06:24 Caller Uh oh.

1:06:25 Adam Clip on tie?

1:06:27 Caller Yeah, definitely.

1:06:28 Adam You got to get rid of this guy.

1:06:29 Caller No.

1:06:30 Adam You really do. What kind of cars does he sell?

1:06:33 Caller Toyota.

1:06:33 Adam No, that's it. I don't trust cars. Car salesmen are, you know, genetically flawed. They're horrible. People who sell anything are horrible, but especially cars.

1:06:43 Caller Well, we didn't sell them before I met him.

1:06:45 Adam All right. Well, listen.

1:06:46 Drew Does he take any medication?

1:06:49 Caller No.

1:06:49 Adam Is it a new relationship?

1:06:51 Caller No. Eight months.

1:06:52 Drew Why did you have to?

1:06:52 Adam Eight months. Why do you have to do a very suspicious sort of a hesitation in every one of your goddamn answers?

1:07:00 Drew Does he have any medication?

1:07:02 Caller Alcohol?

1:07:07 Adam Last night, but just answer.

1:07:11 Drew Does he take a medication?

1:07:12 Caller No.

1:07:13 Adam Good.

1:07:14 Caller Not that I'm aware of.

1:07:18 Adam All right, goofball.

1:07:18 Drew If I have his on medication.

1:07:20 Adam I hope he rapes you with a mop handle while you're asleep.

1:07:22 Drew The sleep is disturbed and the most common reason would be substance or medication.

1:07:26 Adam Yeah, guys like that, though, you know.

1:07:29 Drew Yeah.

1:07:29 Adam And she feels wanted. I mean, it's all right. Guys will do that, especially in the relationships new. If they last for a few years, don't worry. He's going to put a piece of duct tape down the middle of the bed. I'll go, this is my side. That's your side. It'll be like a loosey sketch. He'll saw it in half. But at the beginning, you're doing a lot of squeezing, a lot of, you know, that's what I do. I'm a big spooner, Molly. That's my thing. I get right on in there. Are you? Oh, yeah. I got enough love to go around, I'll tell you that, right now. Get the arms wrapped around there, cuddle up nice and tight.

1:08:03 Molly Culver The sensitive side.

1:08:05 Drew Yeah.

1:08:05 Molly Culver I can see it.

1:08:05 Adam Yeah.

1:08:06 Caller Probably wouldn't break wind for the first couple of nights.

1:08:08 Drew Just to keep people away from his rear. You'll learn to see, you can't even see your forest.

1:08:14 Adam Oh, please, Drew. Why do you have to get in? Right in the middle, we're making a beautiful concerto here, and you'll come in with your guitar, like El Capong. Hit me over the head with it, Ashley. It's hard to hear you over the sound of my own ass.

1:08:31 Caller First of all, Adam.

1:08:34 Adam Yes?

1:08:35 Caller You're a hottie.

1:08:35 Adam That's right, I am.

1:08:37 Caller And many of my friends think so.

1:08:39 Adam They're smart to think so, too, and it's high time I'm recognized for the sex symbol that I think I am.

1:08:46 Drew Ashley.

1:08:46 Caller Okay. Okay, my problem would be my brother. He is highly sexually active.

1:08:53 Drew How old is he?

1:08:54 Caller 17.

1:08:55 Drew 17, yeah.

1:08:56 Caller All the time.

1:08:57 Caller Oh, my God. And it's usually when it's like me and him will be home alone and he'll invite his girlfriend over and they'll go in his room and they're so loud. It's like they're inconsiderate and everything.

1:09:08 Drew Do they have you discuss this with them? Or have you acknowledged this or put them on notice about this?

1:09:14 Caller I've brought it to their attention many times that it bothers me and they don't seem to care.

1:09:18 Adam Well, what about your, I know your dad's not around, but what about your mom?

1:09:24 Caller She doesn't like it at all.

1:09:25 Adam She doesn't.

1:09:27 Caller They threatened that if he did it again that they were going to take off his door so that he couldn't do that. But he's done it many times since.

1:09:36 Adam When did your dad split? When did your dad split?

1:09:40 Caller Oh, he's still here.

1:09:41 Adam He is? Well, what's he doing?

1:09:45 Caller My dad kind of thinks it's cold or something. Oh, boy.

1:09:48 Drew Oh, boy.

1:09:48 Caller He's like, Yeah, you go. You got the same. Oh, God.

1:09:53 Adam I love that.

1:09:53 Drew That's a great message to his daughter, too.

1:09:55 Adam Arrested adolescent, retarded dads.

1:09:59 Drew Yeah.

1:09:59 Adam What's your dad do?

1:10:01 Caller He's a paleontologist.

1:10:04 Adam Oh, I knew it. I knew it.

1:10:08 Drew Is he on a TV show where there's a bunch of couples?

1:10:11 Caller No.

1:10:12 Molly Culver No.

1:10:12 Caller He digs up bones. Don't take that the wrong way.

1:10:15 Adam Yeah. Did anybody get my reference? Yeah. Hold on a second. Is he out on digs or something? He is.

1:10:26 Drew All the time.

1:10:27 Adam So he's not around.

1:10:29 Drew Does he wear like a Haraqis and a rope belt? No.

1:10:34 Adam No. Hold on a second, Drew. Now you're confusing me. So your dad, where does he go? Does he go abroad for these things?

1:10:42 Caller No. Locally. Just every, just like nearby.

1:10:47 Adam He goes down the beach, he digs up a sand dollar and then he comes home again.

1:10:50 Drew Do you live in Montana or Utah or something?

1:10:52 Caller No.

1:10:52 Caller There are sites all over the place. They can be like a block from your house and you wouldn't even know it unless you knew the right people.

1:11:00 Drew Wow.

1:11:01 Molly Culver Is he gone for a long time at a time?

1:11:03 Caller No.

1:11:04 Drew Well.

1:11:04 Adam Is he home every night?

1:11:05 Caller Yeah.

1:11:06 Adam He is. And your mom can't enlist him to sort of lay the law down?

1:11:11 Caller Well, she's told him to.

1:11:12 Drew He thinks it's cool.

1:11:13 Caller He's. Yeah.

1:11:14 Caller All right.

1:11:16 Caller He knows what it's like to be a teenage guy.

1:11:18 Caller Oh boy. Yeah.

1:11:19 Adam I know.

1:11:20 Caller Okay.

1:11:20 Adam So what? Your room is next to his?

1:11:23 Caller It's across the hall.

1:11:24 Adam Across the hall. You hear everything.

1:11:25 Caller Yeah.

1:11:26 Adam You got hollow corridors? You don't have solid doors?

1:11:30 Caller No. And the only- Hollow corridors. I try to drive them out.

1:11:35 Adam Solid core.

1:11:37 Caller I try to drive them out with a stereo, but the only stereo we have is in his room.

1:11:41 Caller Yeah. Okay.

1:11:42 Adam Listen to me. Ashley, here's what you need. You need a noisemaker. I got one of these things. It's got the sound of the ocean. I swear to God, go down and get one of these things. You put it by the side of your bed, you turn on it. It sounds like waves coming in. I think I'm drowning every night.

1:11:55 Drew And parents need to create consequences. Even if they walk in there and fire extinguisher, I don't care what whatever it is they need to do, they need to create consequences.

1:12:01 Adam All right, we're going to take a little break. I'm going to talk to Molly about the holocore doors and we'll be back after this.

1:12:15 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz. This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:12:50 Adam All right, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Guest tonight is Molly Culver. You know her from VIP Fox, Weekends. Starting to win Molly over with my discussions about home improvement with her. Any other questions?

1:13:06 Molly Culver No, that was great. Thank you.

1:13:07 Caller You sure?

1:13:07 Adam Fascinating. Yeah, I got all the answers, you know. Quite handy to have her around the house. Lindsay?

1:13:15 Caller Yeah.

1:13:15 Adam And I'm looking to be one of those house husbands. I'm looking to sort of stay home and work on the place while my old lady goes out and brings home the bacon. I don't know if that's attractive to you.

1:13:24 Molly Culver I don't know if I can tell.

1:13:26 Drew He'll hold up his end of the bargain. Your house will be a shrine.

1:13:29 Molly Culver So let me get this. You're sensitive. You spoon.

1:13:33 Adam I spoon.

1:13:34 Drew You have a hair, yeah.

1:13:35 Molly Culver You want to be a house husband in lounge wear.

1:13:39 Adam That's right. I like to dress comfortably.

1:13:41 Molly Culver Right.

1:13:42 Adam But I'm no slacker.

1:13:43 Molly Culver Am I missing something? What else?

1:13:44 Drew There is one thing.

1:13:45 Molly Culver I'm sorry.

1:13:46 Adam I'm no slacker. I will build. I'll build custom furniture. I'll do remodels. I mean, you won't use it, right?

1:13:53 Molly Culver What about the room that you create in your house?

1:13:55 Drew No, he will. But he'll use it with you too. But his boyfriend, Jimmy, my lover, his life partner, his life partner, Jimmy, must make regular visits.

1:14:06 Caller Yes.

1:14:07 Adam He does not have to be with you sexually at first. Now, it's important that you love him like I do.

1:14:14 Caller Thank you, Drew.

1:14:16 Molly Culver An asset.

1:14:17 Adam That's right. Lindsay? No, really, there's so many sides of me. I'm like a Rubik's Cube. Right, Drew? Yeah. Yeah. I'm constantly surprised. I should have a clone named after me called Jack Off and Nampalot Guy. We'd work out the name, but I'm afraid we get the name. But I can see the commercial already. Lindsay?

1:14:41 Caller Yeah.

1:14:41 Adam You're 20.

1:14:43 Caller Yes, I am.

1:14:43 Adam What's up?

1:14:45 Caller I was recently diagnosed with post-traumatic stress disorder, and I don't like counseling, and I was wondering if there's other ways to deal with it.

1:14:54 Drew Why don't you like counseling?

1:14:55 Adam Booze.

1:14:56 Caller Because counseling didn't work for me before.

1:15:00 Adam Well, what happened to you?

1:15:02 Caller When I was 17, I was gang raped.

1:15:05 Adam Oh, boy.

1:15:07 Caller Right after my grandma died, and then I tried to kill myself twice.

1:15:13 Adam What happened before you were 17 is the big question.

1:15:16 Caller Nothing.

1:15:17 Drew No, come on. What led to you being, you got a sense that they could victimize you?

1:15:24 Adam Don't count you that way. I'm just curious. What happened before the gang rape?

1:15:29 Caller Nothing.

1:15:30 Caller Nothing?

1:15:31 Caller No. If something happened, I don't remember it. But as far as I know, nothing.

1:15:38 Adam Everything? No, I don't mean rape necessarily, but nobody hit you or anything like that?

1:15:45 Caller Well, my parents were divorced when I was younger, and my dad hit my mom, and I get migraines, so I take Vicodin. Then when I lived with him for a while, he took my Vicodin for himself, and he like lied to me about it.

1:16:02 Drew So he's a drug addict?

1:16:03 Caller Yeah, he is.

1:16:04 Adam Here, and what happened with the gang rape? What were the circumstances?

1:16:09 Caller I invited a guy over and he brought more than just himself over. He brought three other friends, and they kind of-

1:16:20 Adam Over to your house that you're living at with your mom?

1:16:24 Caller Well, yeah, nobody was home.

1:16:26 Drew Were you loaded?

1:16:28 Caller No.

1:16:28 Adam Where did you meet this guy? What made him think that was okay? Where did you find him?

1:16:35 Caller I met him when I was working.

1:16:37 Caller Uh-huh.

1:16:39 Caller What did he do?

1:16:41 Caller I'm a cashier.

1:16:42 Adam Okay. What were so-

1:16:47 Caller All right.

1:16:47 Adam Well, anyway, Lindsey?

1:16:49 Caller Yeah.

1:16:50 Adam We're just poking around because we've really, and it's sad, and I don't want to diminish your experience in any way because it's a real one and it's a horrible one. But we've never spoken to anyone who was gang raped, who wasn't busted by their parents or screwed over something earlier on in the first place. It never happens like the movies. It's something leads you to it, doesn't make it right, it doesn't mean it should have happened.

1:17:20 Drew It puts you at risk.

1:17:22 Adam But you are put at risk through whatever, where the environment that you grew up. So now you have post-traumatic stress disorder and you're not...

1:17:32 Drew And PTSD is also more likely in people who come to the trauma with baggage.

1:17:38 Adam Right.

1:17:38 Caller Well, I know why it happened.

1:17:41 Caller Why?

1:17:42 Caller I think because I, ever since I was young, mostly because of my dad. Like, I trusted my dad and then he betrayed me. And every time I get in a relationship, it's kind of like I pick a guy that I know...

1:17:54 Drew That's going to betray?

1:17:55 Caller Yeah. Right.

1:17:57 Drew Why do you think...

1:17:57 Caller I do it on a purpose. I mean, I don't even try to do it.

1:17:59 Drew Why do you think you do that? Why do you think you do that?

1:18:02 Caller I don't know.

1:18:03 Drew You just said if you had to guess.

1:18:05 Caller Um, probably... I don't know.

1:18:11 Adam All right, Drew, come on.

1:18:12 Drew I'm just curious how she would perceive it.

1:18:13 Adam I know, but our callers can't articulate themselves emotionally that way at all. Hey, Lindsey?

1:18:21 Caller Yeah?

1:18:22 Adam Listen, I know you don't like therapy, but that's tough. You gotta go.

1:18:27 Caller I'm pretty on Xanax.

1:18:28 Drew Yeah, that's the treatment of PTSD. However, you're an addict.

1:18:32 Caller I am?

1:18:32 Drew Yeah, I suspect. I mean, you've been on Vicodin for a long time, and you're dazzing it.

1:18:36 Caller Ever since I was nine, I was.

1:18:38 Drew Yeah. So, yeah.

1:18:39 Molly Culver So, do you take it all the time or just for your migraines?

1:18:42 Caller I take it for my migraines.

1:18:44 Adam Which is all the time?

1:18:45 Caller Well, no, I haven't. Really, I've had three migraines in the last year.

1:18:51 Drew So, you've only taken Vicodin three times?

1:18:53 Caller In the last year.

1:18:54 Drew I take it back then. You may not be an addict.

1:18:56 Caller But before that, after I realized that my dad took those pills for me, I think I started taking them more because my friends at school, like, talked about them, and I hung out with people who had smoked marijuana, and I started taking them for fun. And then I realized that I didn't want to be like him, and I just stopped. And I would listen to you guys talking about Vicodin and how it was, like, really dependent.

1:19:21 Caller Yeah, it didn't do anything for me.

1:19:24 Caller Well, it started making me sick.

1:19:26 Adam Okay. Well, listen, Lindsay, you got to get into counseling.

1:19:29 Caller Sorry.

1:19:30 Adam I go to the Shrink. I wasn't even gang raped.

1:19:33 Drew There are behavioral therapies for PTSD.

1:19:35 Caller I mean, I've been through so many counselors and I just, it doesn't work for me.

1:19:40 Adam Yes, it does.

1:19:41 Drew You have to stay with them for a few years.

1:19:42 Adam You got to let it work.

1:19:43 Drew Yeah.

1:19:44 Adam You're not letting it work.

1:19:45 Drew Well, you're moving around. Right. It's too scary to be vulnerable. I think that's something pretty heavy that has yet to come out here. But be as it may, there are behavioral managements for this kind of thing. They're behavioral interventions that are quite effective for dealing with PTSD.

1:19:57 Adam Talk about horrible first aid etiquette. You know what I mean? Gang rape? First aid? But again, what is it magically that makes a guy talk to a girl who's working as a cashier who invites a guy over for like a first date? What is it that makes the guy think, I'll bring Russ, Stu and Bob with me and we'll all nail this chick?

1:20:23 Drew Yeah.

1:20:23 Adam I mean, why does he know that it's based on something? I mean, it's based on her victimization from the past. It has to be.

1:20:32 Drew And there's an interesting feedback in this too, which is she lets him in the door.

1:20:36 Adam Right.

1:20:37 Drew Guy's a creepy guy. She goes after him.

1:20:39 Molly Culver So it's a pattern. It's a pattern of a woman who's actually, there is something that men pick up on if they come in and...

1:20:45 Drew Yeah. Victim.

1:20:46 Adam Yeah.

1:20:47 Drew Victimizers and see victims. It's unbelievable.

1:20:49 Adam Well, you got to look at it this way too in a sad sort of Darwin, Darwinistic sort of way. Guys, you know, animals hunt and animals look for the weak prey that's straggled behind so they can pounce on. They're not really interested in a good run. You're not, I mean, I mean, that's how the animal kingdom works. I mean, there's a, there's a cheetahs. Yeah, they could outrun a gazelle, but why burn up a bunch of calories? There's the lame one who's straggling behind. I mean, I'll jump on that one. And there's a lot of guys out there that aren't that far from animals. And they go, yeah, I could take this chick out to a bunch of dates and maybe I get a hand job in a car in a month. Or there's this screwed up chick who dad's, her dad screwed her there. She's working behind the counter. I'm just going to nail it, just rape her. It's sad, but it's true.

1:21:42 Caller Natural selection is fun, it's wild.

1:21:45 Adam Stephanie?

1:21:46 Yes.

1:21:46 Adam You're 18.

1:21:47 Caller I am.

1:21:47 Caller What's up?

1:21:49 Caller I was just wondering what me and my boyfriend could do. We've been going out for over a year. We've been having sex for about a year. He was a virgin before I met him, and he lasts no more than 20 seconds.

1:22:02 Adam Oh, I double that. Triple.

1:22:04 Caller We have tried everything.

1:22:06 Drew What has he tried?

1:22:07 Caller We have tried jacking off. We have bought videos to enhance the, you know, long-tivity, long-antivity of him.

1:22:17 Drew Long-antivity?

1:22:18 Caller Yes, we have.

1:22:18 Adam And the lat-at-ivity? If you're going to be a mariner, you have to know both.

1:22:23 Caller We have tried everything. The only thing that we have found that is-

1:22:26 Adam And the prime meditian? All right. So you didn't get anything out of his long-antivity with these videos?

1:22:34 Caller Nothing.

1:22:35 Adam And what were these? What videos were these? Like a Blood on the Asphalt or something? What kind of video do you-

1:22:40 Drew It's a Vern Goes to St. Louis or something.

1:22:42 Adam Oh, yeah. I want to know what kind of educational video he rented to add to his sex life. I mean, add to the time spent with you sexually. You don't know what it was called?

1:23:24 Caller I don't remember what it was.

1:23:25 Drew Would you guys ever try doing it a second time?

1:23:28 Caller Oh, all the time.

1:23:29 Drew And what happens?

1:23:30 Caller The same exact thing.

1:23:31 Drew About a third?

1:23:31 Adam 30 seconds?

1:23:32 Caller At the most.

1:23:33 Adam I want to meet him. At the most?

1:23:34 Caller At the most.

1:23:35 Caller I mean, at the most.

1:23:36 Adam 30 seconds?

1:23:37 Caller The only thing that we have found that has made him last long is I had my wisdom teeth pulled and I had Percocet and he took that and that made him last.

1:23:48 Adam Yeah, like a minute, a minute and 15 seconds, a minute and 20 seconds?

1:23:51 Caller No, this was like 25 and that was a record.

1:23:54 Drew 25 minutes.

1:23:55 Caller What?

1:23:56 Adam 25 minutes, right?

1:23:57 Caller Yes, 25 minutes.

1:23:58 Adam So, all right, let me just make sure I got something straight here. He has sex with you. He orgasms in 20 seconds.

1:24:06 Caller Yes.

1:24:07 Adam Not even a minute, just 20 seconds.

1:24:09 Caller 20 seconds.

1:24:10 Adam Okay. Then, how long does he wait before you have sex again?

1:24:15 Caller We can do it right afterwards.

1:24:17 Adam Immediately after? Same erection?

1:24:19 Caller Same erection. No, no, no, no.

1:24:20 Drew Different.

1:24:21 Adam Different, yes.

1:24:22 Caller Yeah.

1:24:22 Adam That's a, no, different, different erection? Who's erection?

1:24:26 Caller No.

1:24:27 Adam It is because I'm missing one. I swear to Christ, I find out which one he took it, you have hell to pay. I opened my erection drawer this morning, there was one missing. I may have gotten drunk and left it somewhere last night, but I don't think so. I keep them all numbered.

1:24:40 Caller No, it wouldn't matter if it was the same or if it was different.

1:24:43 Caller All right.

1:24:43 Adam But the point is, is moments later, you have sex again and he has another orgasm in 20 seconds. I cannot believe that.

1:24:51 Caller Oh, to be young again.

1:24:52 Caller Where to go?

1:24:53 Adam Young again.

1:24:53 Molly Culver Can they do it two, like three, and four times? Can they do it again?

1:24:57 Adam Keep going until he cannot do this?

1:24:59 Drew I think he needs a little maintenance, a Corolla maintenance.

1:25:02 Molly Culver What's that mean?

1:25:03 Adam I come over and blow him.

1:25:06 Drew He cleans the plumbing out.

1:25:07 Adam I come over and get my hand job. No, he does it himself.

1:25:13 Caller He jacked off. I've jacked him off. We've done it.

1:25:16 Adam Okay, listen. He's got to kill himself. I don't know what else to say. Molly, I do not have this problem. I want to be upfront with you right now. I'm good all night. All night, right Drew?

1:25:28 Drew You've said on this show that you have the ninja command.

1:25:33 Adam I do. I will hook me up to lie detector right now. You have one of those polygons? I've never had an orgasm before. I was ready to have that orgasm.

1:25:46 Molly Culver They didn't want to have?

1:25:46 Adam They didn't want to have.

1:25:47 Caller Never.

1:25:48 Adam Never.

1:25:49 Molly Culver Doesn't that seem like?

1:25:50 Adam I've had sex four times now. I'm 35. No, never, never have.

1:25:57 Molly Culver Before you wanted to, well, then.

1:25:58 Adam Never before.

1:25:59 Molly Culver Who's to say you don't want to like, you know, all the time and you just have it?

1:26:01 Adam I usually want to in the first 25, 30 seconds. Just say so out there. No, never. Never once. Never in my whole life. I can have sex for three hours and then go, I'm going to have an orgasm now and within a minute and a half. But I can do it three hours. It's just the way I'm cut out.

1:26:19 Drew Can you say, I want to do it in ten minutes instead?

1:26:24 Adam I can say, I want to have an orgasm in four minutes, five minutes. I could say I want one in 15 or ten minutes or I could say an hour and a half.

1:26:36 Drew Do you consult with your partner to see what?

1:26:37 Adam I could just go for an hour and the partner could go, hey, murder she wrote starting in five minutes. Done.

1:26:45 Drew Do you consult with the partner or is it just purely a pure win?

1:26:49 Adam I like to suss it out a little bit, let's see how they're doing, you know.

1:26:52 Drew Let me translate. New partner you want to impress, two hours.

1:26:55 Adam That's right.

1:26:55 Drew The usual thing, three minutes.

1:26:57 Adam Once a couple weeks into it.

1:26:58 Drew That's over.

1:26:59 Adam It's all over. It's true. God, is it true? Yeah.

1:27:02 Caller It is so true.

1:27:03 Adam It's so misleading. They called Ralph Nader on my penis. They really, it's, Drew, nothing truer. And go, Molly, if you ever made the mistake of sleeping with me, first time, two hours or whatever. Whatever you wanted. Whatever you wanted, as long as you wanted, world's greatest penis. But then, if we really settled into something serious.

1:27:29 Drew Six months later.

1:27:30 Adam That's, yeah. But it's still every once in a while, like for your birthday, for the holidays or something.

1:27:36 Molly Culver Holiday is my birthday.

1:27:38 Drew She has to wrestle you to the porn bunker of kids, right?

1:27:41 Caller Yeah.

1:27:42 Adam Yeah. It's that. It's doomed. Listen, I'm no good for you, honey.

1:27:46 Caller I'm telling you right now.

1:27:48 Adam Don't get sweet on me.

1:27:49 Molly Culver We've had a whole relationship in like an hour and a half.

1:27:52 Adam I got to cut you loose. I hope you understand. Don't take it wrong. All right? I'm looking out for you. You're a good kid, all right? I want to see you get hurt.

1:28:00 Caller All right, we'll be back.

1:28:02 Caller Let's have some more fun. Call Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline, we'll be right back.

1:28:12 Caller Well, here's how it's sample.

1:28:28 Caller I'm too tired.

1:28:29 Caller I'll do the lightning round tomorrow.

1:28:31 Caller I haven't been home yet. I didn't get any sleep last night.

1:28:34 Caller My throat's killing me.

1:28:36 Drew You too? That's where I got the sort of through the phone.

1:28:38 Caller Yeah.

1:28:38 Drew You got to stop making out after the show, seriously.

1:28:40 Adam Well, the day you stop being so goddamn cute, today you're going to stop getting made out with after the show, right? That's the deal. Maybe Molly will keep me occupied. You may go run for the car, but I still might get to you. I don't know. She's going to have to be an awful good kisser for me not to give you a good smooch goodbye. We're like family over here. All right. Anyway, Molly Culver is our guest tonight from VIP. She was starting to heat up on me a little bit. I think they're around the 11 o'clock hour, but she's cooled down.

1:29:09 Molly Culver We just broke up, I thought. I thought we just broke up.

1:29:12 Drew You ran a relationship?

1:29:13 Adam You know why? It's because I care for you too much.

1:29:15 Caller You let me go.

1:29:16 Molly Culver I appreciate that.

1:29:17 Adam I could see you were getting too involved, too fast, and I know how you ladies get, and I know your actresses can be, and I didn't want to ruin your confidence. You know what I'm saying? So I just want to nip this one in the bud. Hey, it was a good time.

1:29:32 Molly Culver It's for the best, I hear you.

1:29:34 Adam And I'm glad you have that attitude. I hope we can be friends. I don't want any weirdness. I'm sure we're going to run into each other at parties and whatnot.

1:29:41 Drew He's going to cut you off and never be seen again.

1:29:44 Adam No, I still, I want you in my life. I really do, because you're important.

1:29:48 Molly Culver A good, sensitive guy comes through.

1:29:51 Adam I'll always, you always have fond memories about us.

1:29:56 Drew Line four.

1:29:57 Adam And line four.

1:29:58 Drew Jamie.

1:29:58 Adam Jamie.

1:29:59 Drew Jamie.

1:29:59 Adam Jamie at 13.

1:30:01 Caller Yeah.

1:30:02 Caller Okay. Over Christmas break.

1:30:04 Adam Hold on a second. I'd like us to go on counseling together. See if we can put this back together.

1:30:08 Caller Or just to deal with the transition.

1:30:09 Caller I think there's something left here.

1:30:11 Adam Either to deal with the transition out of the relationship or to see if there's something left.

1:30:16 Molly Culver I'm for that. I like counseling.

1:30:18 Caller All right.

1:30:18 Adam I was supposed to go this morning, but I had to film something. So I'll make us an appointment later on in the week. Okay?

1:30:26 Drew You're still wasting your therapist's time.

1:30:27 Molly Culver Are you saying I can't make an appointment? Are we fighting?

1:30:28 Adam No, no. We can go to your guy if you like. No problem. Jamie?

1:30:32 Caller Yeah?

1:30:33 Adam You're 13?

1:30:34 Caller Yeah.

1:30:34 Adam I think we should go to a third person that doesn't know either one of us.

1:30:37 Caller That's a good idea.

1:30:38 Adam Okay.

1:30:38 Drew Jamie, what's up?

1:30:40 Caller Okay. Over Christmas break, I was at my cousin's house for my cousin Sarmitza because my cousins are like Orthodox Jews or whatever. So, my 15 year old cousin started to get freaky with me and he wanted to mess with me or whatever. So, I was going to the bathroom and he pushed me in the bathroom and he started fingering me. He made me touch him. So, I went to counseling and I asked her if I was going to, if I was must and she said yeah. I don't know if I should tell my mom.

1:31:17 Drew Yes.

1:31:18 Caller I should.

1:31:18 Drew Yes.

1:31:19 Caller Yeah.

1:31:19 Drew Did your mom help you go to counseling?

1:31:21 Caller Yeah.

1:31:22 Caller She went with me but I didn't tell her.

1:31:24 Drew Maybe do it with therapist present.

1:31:27 Adam This just happened one time?

1:31:29 Caller Yeah.

1:31:29 Caller But then I saw him this past weekend and he's like, yeah, I'll pay you like 20 bucks if you take off your shirt.

1:31:38 Drew Okay. This is somebody you're going to have to deal with for a long time. I mean, your parents need to help you manage this guy.

1:31:42 Adam He's going to make a hell of an agent or a manager one day, this young Jewish lad. Is he out in California?

1:31:48 Caller Uh-huh.

1:31:49 Adam Perfect.

1:31:50 Caller All right.

1:31:51 Adam Yeah. He had his bar mitzvah a few years back?

1:31:54 Caller Yeah. Two years ago.

1:31:55 Adam Well, he's a man now. He's 15 though. Yes. Tell your mom and tell the therapist.

1:32:04 Drew Tell your mom with your therapist present the big way to do it.

1:32:06 Caller Yeah.

1:32:06 Adam And this guy, you know, not only for your own good, but for his own good. You know, we don't...

1:32:13 Caller Yeah.

1:32:14 Caller He was molested when he was like a little kid.

1:32:16 Drew No kidding.

1:32:17 Adam There you go. There you go.

1:32:18 Caller And then also, I think he's been accused of like raping a girl.

1:32:21 Adam Yeah.

1:32:21 Drew No surprise.

1:32:22 Adam No surprise. And listen, everybody, it really is for their good. I mean, if you got a 13, 14, 15 year old kid who's starting to spin out of control because of how he was victimized when he was younger, could easily have a few drinks and rape somebody in the park and then be in prison for 15 years, you're doing that guy a favor if you intervene now at 15. Sure, it's uncomfortable. Sure, it's embarrassing. But if you could get him into some kind of counseling at this point and bring some consequences to bear on him, you are doing him a favor. Corky, or Corey, sorry. Okay, one goddamn letter off you guys. Once you guys get out of the parking lot and yuck it up. I'm going to help the people.

1:33:10 Drew Corey.

1:33:10 Adam I'm sorry, I lashed out. We'll talk about that in therapy.

1:33:14 Drew Corey.

1:33:14 Adam I really mean it. I'd like us to go into therapy together.

1:33:17 Drew Corey.

1:33:18 Adam Can we do that?

1:33:19 Drew 15, what's going on?

1:33:19 Adam We may not have issues yet, but I'm saying let's nip them in the bud. Done, done.

1:33:23 Drew We've got 30 seconds.

1:33:25 Caller I just want to say I'm a huge fan, I love you guys. Thank you. I listen every night. Actually, I don't really have a question. I just want to say keep up the good work in making fun of the fans mercifully. I love it.

1:33:36 Adam Thank you. All right.

1:33:38 Drew All right.

1:33:38 Adam That's good enough. It's a fine way to go into break.

1:33:42 Drew Yeah.

1:33:42 Adam What do you think of that strategy of Molly and I going into therapy before we have an argument or even a first date?

1:33:48 Drew Or even a real, yeah. Yeah.

1:33:49 Caller Even a relationship.

1:33:50 Drew Yeah, of course. It's like pre-marital counseling.

1:33:52 Adam Place some ground rules there.

1:33:53 Drew Pre, what do we call this? Pre-

1:33:56 Adam Ejaculate.

1:33:57 Drew Pre-relationship.

1:33:58 Adam Pre-relationship.

1:33:59 Drew Pre-

1:34:00 Molly Culver Think it's been done.

1:34:02 Adam I don't think it's been done. I think it'd be a very interesting experience. And we could sit like on the sofa and sort of hold hands and talk about what we both want and stuff. But meanwhile, we've never been out on a date yet. Actually, our first date would be to the therapist's office.

1:34:16 Molly Culver That would be a first.

1:34:17 Adam All right. That's good. And what, you know, a lot of women want to go out for lunch because it's a little, it's, no, no, no, no. Let's go to the therapist's office. Let's just get right into it. We don't, let's not pussy foot around. We know there's something, we know this is heading a certain direction, right? Let's be okay. And then we're going to ring shopping. All right. Not a ring. Just got done wanking off to my mom.

1:34:39 Caller Oh, go to break.

1:34:41 Caller Or get too late.

1:34:42 Adam Please. I'm going to go talk to Anderson.

1:34:55 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 and The Buzz.

1:35:17 Caller Well, that is it. Another show, Put to Bed. And I wish this one could have gone on another hour. I really do. The season would never end. It never ended. That's what I meant. That's How I'm Loved with Molly Culver. And, Drew, you know that's not just talk, right?

1:35:32 Drew He talks about you all the time.

1:35:35 Caller I don't scare Drew, don't scare.

1:35:38 Drew He's not intending to stalk, but it might cross over something.

1:35:41 Caller If I wasn't so god damn lazy, I'd be stunned.

1:35:43 Caller Well, we're going to therapy.

1:35:44 Caller That's right, that's right.

1:35:45 Molly Culver We're going in to counseling, therapy.

1:35:47 Drew Uh, well, he calls her my girl. What do you call her? My Molly?

1:35:53 Caller I call her Mommy. That's right. VIP, everybody, this weekend. You watch Mommy and Company over there. Mommy, making me proud. Alright, so until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mommy, hello. Well, now.

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