Episode 1000754887390

1:36 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast.

1:48 Adam Hey, I like that opening, right? Yeah, very professional sounding. The show is going to be a letdown after that opening. I got news for everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Our phone number is 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. And what do you know, the man show is on right now in the fabulous Comedy Central.

2:17 Drew It's the first episode or second?

2:19 Adam How dare you? How dare you? This is the fourth episode.

2:23 Drew Oh my God, it's been that long, I'm sorry.

2:25 Adam Maybe the fifth. No, the fourth, yeah.

2:27 Drew Is this the Rosie O'Donnell one? That's the one I want to see.

2:30 Adam I don't know if Rosie gets a tramp in the well this episode. Yeah, I think she does. Yes. Oh, listen, I actually, I don't want to give it away because it's a hot, breaking news story.

2:41 Drew It is a breaking news story.

2:42 Adam Yeah.

2:43 Drew Speaking of breaking news, I'm doing that Big Brother show starting on Thursday.

2:46 Adam Yeah.

2:46 How does that go?

2:49 Adam What do you do?

2:50 You don't know?

2:51 Adam You still don't know? Why don't they tell you what you do?

2:54 Drew They told me. No, they told me.

2:56 Adam Oh, then they told you you can't talk about it?

2:58 Drew Kind of.

2:59 Adam Yeah. I always get really insulted when people tell me I can't talk about something.

3:03 Drew No, it's not that I can't talk about it.

3:05 Adam Oh, it's humiliating.

3:09 You don't wish to talk about it.

3:10 Drew It's that I think it will take form with time.

3:13 Adam I see.

3:14 Drew You know what I'm saying?

3:15 Adam Well, see, here's the deal.

3:16 Drew You know Network TV, right? Yeah, you remember your little thing with, what was his name from Three's Company?

3:21 Adam Yeah, John Ritter.

3:22 Drew Hey, stand up and say this. Say it.

3:24 Adam Yeah. Yeah, I did this horrible, ordinary, extraordinary, it was called this very bad pilot from some guy's Elemento Productions, I think it was. It was some pilot they're trying to sell to CBS or something a couple years ago.

3:40 Drew I just want to get out there, get my hands dirty, see what it feels like before I start commenting on what it is I'm doing or not doing. I have grave concerns with people in the house and I feel a responsibility to go in and start to do something.

3:52 Adam Oh, shut up.

3:53 Drew No, I do.

3:54 Adam Well, why don't you head into South Central and help some of those people? You're worried about a couple of actors cooped up in a Winnebago for a month?

4:01 Drew No, it's an interesting point, but it's something I'm...

4:04 Adam Better and interesting.

4:05 Drew No, no, it's something I'm responsible, sort of a part of, you know what I mean?

4:10 Adam Listen, you know this whole voyeuristic television thing?

4:13 Drew No.

4:14 Adam I got porn, you know what I mean? I got the ultimate voyeuristic television.

4:19 Drew It takes a lot to get you off the couch.

4:22 Adam Yeah. I don't need to see people in the bathroom with a sort of foggy shower curtain in a dim silhouette of a female form. I got chicks with eight guys on top of them. That's voyeurism. Yeah. Do you know what I'm saying? I don't need to see it. I don't need to see it. You know, this whole thing is like, people argue. It's like we get to watch people have arguments. I get arguments all the time. I don't like them that much.

4:53 Drew Now you're making a case against any kind of drama.

4:57 Adam Well, there's, I mean, Pepe On was a drama. Guy was trapped on Devil's Island. He had to get off.

5:03 Drew Like I said, it takes a lot to get you off the couch.

5:05 Adam That was fine.

5:05 Drew Right. It was not, you know.

5:07 All right.

5:08 Adam Listen, I don't understand why are you doing this show because you said they're not paying you anything or not enough and you're making an ass of yourself. So what's in it for you?

5:18 Drew I'm going to try to make it something worthwhile.

5:20 Okay.

5:22 Adam Now what's the rules? How long are they in that house for?

5:24 Drew Three months.

5:26 Adam And they have no newspapers?

5:28 Drew No nothing.

5:31 Adam I bet the skipper comes up with a harebrained scheme to get them out of the Winnebago. Oh, I mean the professor. Yeah.

5:39 Drew They have a clock made out of potatoes.

5:41 Adam Really?

5:42 Drew They used potatoes. Somehow they got polarity going in the potatoes to create a battery.

5:46 Really?

5:47 Drew Yeah.

5:48 Adam Oh man. It's good to have one German guy in there.

5:54 Joe?

5:54 Drew He's the guy. He's the big brother.

5:57 Adam Joe, you're 17. What's up?

6:01 Caller Well, my girlfriend broke up with me because she said my penis was too small.

6:06 All right.

6:08 Caller So, you know, what should I do to get back with her or back at her?

6:12 Drew I don't think you should do either. Nor do I think you should believe that that's, in fact, why she broke up. That's just something low down and dirty. She thought she could tell you to make you feel bad.

6:22 Adam Yeah, I don't even believe them.

6:23 Drew I don't either.

6:24 Adam Okay, Joe.

6:25 Drew Enjoy.

6:26 Adam Okay. I really don't... Listen, there's women who've yelled your penis is small after they broke up with you and you threw something at them.

6:36 Drew Right. And your penis is small. You're just stating the fact.

6:41 Adam Oh, you're talking about me?

6:42 Drew Yeah, when they've done that to you.

6:45 Adam How dare you?

6:46 How dare you?

6:51 Adam You like that when I give a little breath at the big guy?

6:53 I went...

6:57 Adam Jack? Adam? Yes.

7:00 Caller What's up, man? How you guys doing?

7:02 Adam I'm doing well. Actually, I'm having another one of those. I took a nap and I can't wake up episodes.

7:07 Drew You're just back from Vegas.

7:08 Adam I'm back from...

7:09 Drew Where did you stay?

7:09 Adam I got back from Vegas. I stayed at the Hilton.

7:11 Drew The Hilton International.

7:12 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, hold on. Let me just... Let me bitch a little, as long as a representative from our management is here. Hotels are very, very big in Vegas now. MGM.

7:26 Drew Massive.

7:26 Hilton. Huge.

7:28 Adam I mean, I don't know.

7:28 The Hilton...

7:29 Adam 9,000 rooms or something. I was on the 23rd floor, room 135. I was the furthest and highest away from the central lobby elevator. I had a walk farther. You know what? When the Jews cross the desert, it took me 41 days. I mean, 41 years. How long did the Jews cross it? 40 years. That's right. It took me a year longer to get from my goddamn room to the main elevator. And the thing is, that's not that big a deal normally. But if you have business in the hotel, if you're going back and forth from the venue and stuff like that, add 15 minutes to the commute. And like Jimmy, you know, the show started live at 5 in the afternoon. Jimmy walked in at about 4 minutes to 5 for a live show. We were first up. It took him a half hour to get, you know, you're on, you're on, he was on number 18 or whatever the hell it is. Anderson, I'll throw this mic through that window. So help me Christ. Here's my point. If you're arranging something like this, don't put the talent as far as you can possibly put them from the venue. Do you know what I'm saying? Why? What is that? Is there a strategy or is there no strategy? I couldn't have been further away. I had to keep going back and forth. And it was I needed a pack mule and a Sherpa guide. And to get there, it was like a half hour each and every time. It was just the biggest pain in the ass ever. And I don't know what our management is doing about these kind of things, but we decided they were very inept, very inept. Ben Stein's driving around a free Cadillac.

9:13 Drew Was he there?

9:13 Adam And I can't get a pair of Levi's.

9:15 Drew Was he there?

9:15 Adam No.

9:16 Drew I see it in real life.

9:17 Adam Yeah, in real life. This is real life. Yeah. Where's all the freebies? Where's all the, where's the sweets? Where's all the good stuff? All right. No sweet stuff. The furthest corner of the place.

9:30 All right.

9:32 Adam I'm done bitching.

9:33 Jack?

9:33 Caller Sorry, man. It's hard living the good life.

9:36 Adam Oh, my God. Do you know how many cows? First off, I wear fine Italian loafers.

9:43 Drew Oh, my God.

9:43 Adam And they don't they they it's hard to walk in them. They're very fashionable. They look great. But it's hard to walk in those fine Italian loafers I wear.

9:53 Drew They don't wear evenly walking down those low halls.

9:54 Adam They don't wear evenly walking down those... And there's not much padding in that carpeting.

9:58 Caller And now you got people ripping your stuff off. The X Show.

10:03 Adam Oh, that show.

10:04 Caller No talent whatsoever, Adam.

10:05 Drew Oh, they're starting to model themselves after you now?

10:07 Adam I have no idea.

10:09 Caller I will heckle for you, man.

10:10 Drew All right, Jack, what's going on, pal?

10:12 Caller All right, my real question was not about the heroin. It was two years ago, I dropped three tabs the only time I did it, and I heard it messes with your brain, right?

10:29 Adam You dropped three tabs of acid?

10:30 Drew All at once?

10:31 Caller Yeah. Well, the first one, it didn't kick in, so I just took two more.

10:36 Drew Oh, boy.

10:38 Caller All right. Well, I haven't done anything since.

10:40 Adam Yeah, you're fine.

10:41 Caller What about the shrooms, though?

10:42 Drew No, you could be fine. It doesn't have to cause any long-term consequences just having had that experience. You OK, generally?

10:49 Caller Yeah, I'm all right.

10:50 Drew All right.

10:50 Caller Hey, Adam.

10:52 Adam Yeah, well, hold on. I'm making out with the dog saying, what's that, boy? Tommy's trapped in the well?

10:57 Drew No, no. Kill your neighbor.

10:58 Adam Oh, kill your neighbor? Yeah. Son of Sam. Was that the guy?

11:02 Doctor's dog?

11:03 Adam All right. Hey, Jack, we're done.

11:05 Caller How can I intern for you, dude?

11:07 How can you what?

11:08 Caller Be an intern at the man show.

11:10 Adam I'll tell you what I need. I don't need any help at the man show, but I need you to go with me on appearances and carry me from my room to the venue, upon your back. That's what I need, because I really blew out a knee trying to make it from my room over to the venue. And then here's the real trouble. You get drunk later on in the evening and you're doomed. I had to stop and take a leak half way down that hole. I took a leak, I vomited and I had to rehydrate it.

11:42 Drew Was it in your urethroceptical, the ice machine?

11:47 Adam When I crap in an ice machine, and one day I will, as God is my witness, I will have completed the trilogy. I've thrown up in an ice machine in Tijuana. I've urinated in an ice machine in Orange County. And when I make number two on an ice machine, and God knows where, it could be in your town, I will have completed the trilogy. And the only reason I haven't done it yet is I will think I'll have nothing left to live for. You know what I mean? Like, you know, when people retire and they say they die six months later? Or when their spouse dies and they go to the fri... The day I take that duke in the ice machine, I may go just hours later. Maybe from the beating that the security is giving me.

12:31 Drew A few other people.

12:35 Adam Now to be fair to me, I didn't urinate into the ice.

12:39 Drew Oh, you didn't?

12:40 Adam Oh, no. I urinated into the drain below the ice receptacle.

12:45 Drew Oh, the story is now somehow not quite as glamorous.

12:49 Adam But in Tijuana, I chucked right into the ice machine. Because the technology, surprisingly enough, isn't what it is here in the States. They have a different kind of ice machine, old school ice. That's right. Danielle?

13:04 Yeah?

13:05 Adam You're 18.

13:06 Caller Yes, I am.

13:07 What's up?

13:09 Caller I just started dating this guy about a month ago. And we used to work together. And he recently just left. But I have a feeling I can't trust him because every time I want to go over to his house, he never lets me.

13:22 Drew Because his girlfriend's there. Or his wife or something.

13:25 Guest Well, he has an ex-wife.

13:27 Adam He could have a crappy place and he could be embarrassed.

13:31 Drew Then why didn't he say so?

13:33 Guest I was only in there once.

13:34 Drew Hold on.

13:34 Guest I get 12, 30 at night.

13:36 Adam Part of having a crappy place and being embarrassed is not when they say anything about it.

13:39 Drew Was it a crappy place?

13:40 No, it was actually very nice.

13:43 Adam Yeah.

13:44 Caller And he drives a really nice car. But I don't know because I really, really like this guy. And everybody at work tells me not to date him because he's a total freak and he's a loser. And he's into pot and everything.

13:54 Adam How old is he?

13:56 Guest He's 20.

13:57 Adam And he has ex-wife already?

13:59 Caller Yeah.

14:00 Adam What's a nice car? Iroxi?

14:02 Guest No.

14:04 Caller Mitsubishi Galant. I think it's like a 99 or something.

14:08 Ooh.

14:10 Adam Still smells new. All right. Yeah. Well, the guy has an ex-wife at 20. Probably not a great sign. Yeah. And he doesn't want you to come over, but you did come over there once.

14:23 Caller Yeah. But he made me wait outside for 20 minutes.

14:25 Caller Before you let me in.

14:28 Adam Maybe he's got some sort of hydroponic pod farm or something in there. And when he said, wait outside for 20 minutes, I got to go in there and heard the sheep. What did he tell you when he came back out?

14:41 Caller He's like, he just told me they had to go inside and take care of something.

14:46 Yeah.

14:46 Adam That doesn't sound good.

14:48 That sounds a little spooky.

14:49 Drew Why are you into-

14:50 Adam Put the hooker back in the fridge. Yeah.

14:52 Drew Why are you into losers?

14:54 Caller I don't, honestly, I don't know why. If something attracts me to them and-

14:58 Drew So you're always into losers?

15:00 Guest No, I'm not always into losers, just most of the time.

15:04 Drew Okay.

15:05 Adam All right.

15:05 Drew We'll do something different this time.

15:07 Adam Are you chunky?

15:08 Guest No.

15:09 Adam All right. Then there's no excuse.

15:10 Caller I-

15:13 Adam Speaking of losers.

15:14 Oh.

15:16 Drew Losers, our clock's out.

15:17 Adam Yeah, I know. I noticed that. It's been out the whole show. I talked to a guy who was a Klingon in the lobby of the hotel for about an hour last night.

15:30 Why?

15:31 Adam I'm entertained by people that are in worse shape than I am emotionally.

15:35 Drew So anybody standing in a Klingon outfit in front of the Star Trek Experience?

15:41 Adam Not a Klingon outfit. Not in front of the Star Trek Experience.

15:45 Drew Oh, he was a Trekkie.

15:47 Adam He was a Trekkie. Oh, boy. He attended all the conventions. He was wearing a Klingon shirt. I spoke to him, asked him if he had any... He said he brought his uniform and was parading around in it yesterday. No convention, no special occasion, just packs the Klingon uniform. So I told him to ask him if he had any pictures, he said, in his room, and he headed up and got them. Apparently, his room was somewhere near the planet Earth, so he was back in a mere ten minutes with a full scrapbook of conventions and him and Klingon outfits. We stood right in the middle of the casino and went through it. It was great. Then, another one of his Klingon compadres came over, and the guy was probably late thirties. Jimmy asked him if he was still living at home. He said, yeah, with his mom. Jimmy asked him if he was a virgin. He said, just once, with a big gal.

16:50 Drew Maybe that's what causes them to go that way, not the big gal, just the fact that they've not had adequate release.

17:00 Adam Certainly not a happy one. Let me explain how this stuff works for all the guys. It's not coincidence. Guys, think about the guys you went to high school or college with that got a lot of tail. Magically, not into anything. Not into any kind of clubs, not into the Spanish club, not into speech and debate.

17:23 Drew Take that energy and put it somewhere.

17:24 Adam It's like, hey, I got 15 hours free each day. I ain't getting nothing. I ain't hanging out with any women. I'm not chasing any. I got a big, big open window.

17:37 Drew Got to find a way to feel okay.

17:38 Adam Going to fill it with Klingons. That's the way it works. Yeah. So the less tail you get, the more chance you have of becoming a Klingon. And these guys go around the country. And then he pulled out stuff from his scrapbook. He has stuff in his garage that he built, you know, transporter units.

18:02 Drew Oh my God.

18:03 Adam Oh yeah. Yeah.

18:06 Drew I wonder if we could harness that energy. We need a political cause for these people.

18:10 Adam Yeah. Yeah. I'm fascinated by stuff other people are fascinated by. And even if I'm not fascinated by what they're fascinated by, I'm fascinated that they're fascinated. Who has this kind of energy? I saw Star Trek once when I was nine, labeled a deterred and moved on to Sheriff John. Right near Bill.

18:35 Real TV show. Real TV show.

18:38 Adam Star Trek looked bad to me when I was 10 years old. It really did. I can't understand it. Oh, the guy made a life out of it. He was more into being a Klingon than I am into being a comedian. Lisa?

18:51 Drew Oh, that's not hard to do.

18:53 Adam And funnier, I might add. Yeah, you're 35.

18:57 Guest Yes. My boyfriend is married. I was just wondering if he's having an affair with me in order for his wife to find out about it.

19:07 Drew He's having an affair because he can.

19:11 Guest Because he can?

19:12 Drew Guys are not that...

19:14 Adam Why do you? Yeah, guys don't work that way.

19:15 Drew They don't plot.

19:16 Adam You women have affairs to make somebody mad. Well, that's fine. To get someone mad or jealous. Guys have affairs because they're drunk, they have erections, or they can't.

19:26 Oh.

19:28 Caller You let them.

19:30 Drew And not to say that they're not responsible, but you shouldn't assume that because he's married and having an affair with you, he feels a damn thing.

19:37 Caller He doesn't.

19:38 Guest So, you don't think he, so, it's just because he can, not that I mean anything to him.

19:44 Adam Well, you may mean something, but it doesn't, that doesn't mean anything.

19:50 Drew He's not going to be able to step up the way you need him to.

19:53 Adam Well, how long have you been carrying on with him?

19:56 Guest Probably like nine months.

19:59 Adam Has he been saying that he's going to leave his wife?

20:02 Guest No, he said that he wouldn't because he has children and so on.

20:05 Drew Well, there you go. At least he's been honest about that.

20:09 Adam Wow. You're still hanging, huh?

20:12 Guest Well, I mean, I'm not really ready for like a serious relationship of my own, so...

20:18 Adam No kidding.

20:18 Guest I guess it kind of works out both ways.

20:20 Drew At 35, did you just have a relationship that ended badly?

20:24 Guest Um, yeah. I was married, but my husband passed away.

20:29 Drew What happened?

20:34 Guest Um, it's just really, really difficult, you know, just, uh...

20:40 Drew Was it drugs and alcohol?

20:41 Guest Um, no.

20:43 Drew How old was he?

20:44 Guest He was 35.

20:46 Drew And it was some sort of medical condition?

20:48 Guest Um, yeah. You know, he just got, um... He got sick. Um, he took his own life.

20:54 Drew He had suicide, and he was not using alcohol or drugs?

20:57 Guest No.

20:57 At all.

20:59 Adam Well, did he have a terminal condition?

21:02 Guest No.

21:02 He was depressed.

21:06 Adam He didn't get sick. He didn't have terminal cancer and then kill himself. He just killed himself.

21:11 Guest Yeah.

21:12 Adam Oh, boy.

21:12 Drew Just to highlight, I mean, 20% of people with depression killed themselves. 20%?

21:18 Guest He was sick, but I don't know if it was, you know, classified as a depression, but he was mentally sick.

21:25 Oh, boy.

21:26 Adam Yeah.

21:26 All right.

21:27 Adam Well, listen, I can see you not wanting to get involved in anything for a little while.

21:30 Right.

21:32 Adam You don't feel responsible for him, do you?

21:34 Guest Um, not anymore. No.

21:37 Adam Okay.

21:37 Drew You did, though, huh?

21:38 Guest Uh, yeah. How could you?

21:40 Adam How could you not?

21:43 Well, what do you mean? What are you?

21:45 Adam What was that big question mark over your head?

21:47 Drew I mean, he had a mental illness. She didn't cause it, and she knew. But he was being cared for, and it went out of control. What's she gonna do?

21:55 Adam Well, I don't know if he was being cared for, and who knows what she could have done. And your mate kills themselves. Um, that's a little bit of a commentary on you, too.

22:09 Drew I'm surprised you'd say that, because it... Not really. I mean, somebody has a severe depression.

22:13 Adam Oh, not in reality, but you gotta feel it.

22:17 Drew You'd feel it. It feels awful.

22:19 Caller You feel like you should be able to do something.

22:20 Adam You gotta feel somewhat cope-able.

22:23 Drew You should be able to have done something, but the reality is people can't. That's the point.

22:28 Adam No, but since when is reality an issue?

22:32 Caller We're supposed to...

22:35 Adam No, here's what I'm saying. Here's the two things. If your wife or husband kills themselves, or your son or daughter kills themselves, or your patient as a therapist kills himself, you're going to feel somewhat connected to that, or somewhat responsible. It's your kid, especially if your kid...

22:56 Caller Imagine if one of your kids killed themselves.

22:59 Adam Well, you'd feel responsible in some way.

23:03 Drew Then you sort of... Until the kid's independent, you are responsible.

23:06 Adam Well, I'm not saying he eats Legos when he's eight and a half. I'm talking about as an adult. You'd understand, he had a depression, he had an illness, he still killed himself.

23:17 Drew And you'd wish you would have done something.

23:18 Adam Right.

23:19 Right.

23:21 Adam So I took this huge nap today, right?

23:23 Yeah.

23:24 Adam And I was on my back and I got one of the best erections of my life.

23:28 Drew What does that mean?

23:30 Adam I mean, it was just like reaching for the ceiling fan. It was great. And I woke up and I was looking at it and I thought, wow, this is a great erection, I thought. And I thought, you know, I wasn't thinking about sex. I wasn't dreaming about sex. I was just taking a nap and I got this great erection. And then I thought to myself, you know, everyone gets an erection when they're asleep or for me, especially when I'm taking a nap. And then I thought, it's not sex. I really like napping. I'm getting an erection over napping. You know, I'm being actually sexually stimulated by napping, the act of napping. Oh, wait a minute, Anderson, your blood is running down my skin. Easy, easy, tiger. I swear to God. And then people can do that and get excited, you know, over, uh, feet, they can get excited.

24:28 Drew Erections like that. You had about every 48 minutes when you were 17.

24:32 Adam Yeah. Oh yeah.

24:33 Drew Now it's once in a decade.

24:35 Adam I know wasted, completely wasted. Thank God. I'm accustomed to urinating in a sink because there's no way that thing would have made it into the toilet. No way. I would have leaked all over the curtain. All right. We're going to take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Mike. His doctor said that smoking pot caused him to be bipolar. He wants to know if that's possible.

25:01 Drew You want that one, or do you want this one?

25:04 Adam Derek, who's 15. Could the chlorine in the pool turn his penis red? All right. That's better. After this.

25:18 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz. This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

25:55 Adam It's The Love Line. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. You know, just back from Vegas today, I want to give a quick tip to any of the strippers or exotic dancers listening to the program. And I know we have a fair amount of those people tuning in on a nightly basis. Let me just give you a quick etiquette tip.

26:21 Drew This is some of the experience yesterday?

26:25 Adam I was at the Olympic Gardens over there. Nice, very nice strip club over there on Friday night. And here's a little etiquette problem that a lot of ladies have. One sat down next to me. I was talking to her for a while, maybe half an hour. And I said, how many nights a week you work here? She said, about two nights a week. Two nights a week, that leaves you plenty of time. What else do you do? I'm a mom. I thought, come on, don't weave the kids in. Leave the kids at home. And let me tell you something, this is not the first time this has happened to me. It has happened a lot.

27:18 Drew Adam, this reality is creeping into your world.

27:20 Adam They like talking about their kids.

27:23 Drew But women doesn't.

27:24 Adam That's the problem. Yes.

27:26 Drew The problem is, they're a woman. They're a human being. That's the problem.

27:31 Adam You know, I like talking about model airplanes, but if I was a male stripper, I wouldn't be in front of some chick talking about heading down to the Van Nuys airport and flying my P-51 Mustang. You know what I'm saying? It's horrible etiquette. They go right for the kids.

27:53 Drew Now, how would they talk about their sexual abuse in their own childhood? Would that be better?

27:58 Adam Marginally, it really would. I don't want to, you know, get a lap dance from mommy. And I don't want that money going to formula. I want it going to heroin and foil for the windows of their apartment. Do you know what I'm saying?

28:15 Drew Maybe there's a trend here. Maybe they're being, you know, maybe it is becoming a job.

28:20 No kidding.

28:21 Adam I've had this happen a bunch of times.

28:23 Guest What do you care?

28:28 Adam I didn't care that much, but I just thought to myself, why are you going right for the kids? You know what I'm saying? The temerity. Yes. When you what?

28:44 Drew Somebody took me to one of these things at my bachelor party. Wait, no, listen.

28:48 Adam Bachelor party.

28:48 Drew And immediately they want to start talking about cervical cancer.

28:52 Adam Oh, what the hell has this world come to? The strippers are talking about their kids and cervical cancer. Last time we were at, or like a year ago I was there, we actually got a ride home back to the apartment, back to the hotel from one of the strippers. Open, she's driving an SUV, open the door. There's the child seat right there in the passenger. She got to, you know, hump it to the back. I mean, that's not her fault. She couldn't have seen it coming. There's rattles and bottles rolling around the car with the kid seat. It's, I just don't like the idea of mommy in that role. That's all I'm saying. Still got a lamp dance. Plus, she looked like the oldest sister from 8 Is Enough. You guys remember the oldest sister from 8 Is Enough?

29:42 Drew All business.

29:43 Adam Yeah, all business. Not bad looking, but not a sexual thing about her. Oh my God. Derek? Yeah. Oh, but hold on.

29:54 Drew Wait a second, Derek.

29:54 Adam But I ran into Minka. You know, my Asian queen.

29:58 Drew Oh my God.

30:00 Adam With the huge breasts. Yeah, Minka showed up. Sat right down next to me, gave me a lamp dance.

30:08 What?

30:09 Adam Talked to her for like an hour. You put me on Man Show. Totally broken English and mean. She was a, she's Korean and you know how those Koreans are. They're all mean. Mean, mean people, those Koreans. Not bad people. Mean. Remember when the LA riot was going on and all the Koreans owned the liquor stores? Where were they?

30:34 Drew Shooting.

30:35 Adam Not home with the Jews on the roof with the hunting rifle. That's right. Koreans, Koreans just shoot at people. They're mean people. I don't know what goes on over there.

30:46 Caller Cut it out.

30:49 Drew Tough.

30:49 Adam They're tough.

30:50 Drew Okay, tough.

30:51 Adam No, they're like a breed of dog. Like a chihuahua, you know?

30:54 Drew Mean implies they're indiscriminate mean. Tough means tough. When they need to be.

31:00 Adam They got a little of that going too. She was like, they like me because I have big breasts and I'm thin. I'm not fat. And she told me that about about 800 times. You know, I am number one oriental breast queen. That's great mean. You put me on TV show now. Or on hiatus. You put me on TV show. I don't need money. I don't do this for money. You don't need money? No, I make plenty money. I make plenty money. At the end of the night she's like, You'll give me money. I said, What happened? What happened to you? Not doing anything for money? No, I need money.

31:43 Drew Oh my God. That's very funny.

31:46 Adam I got her, my friend, a lap dance from I mean, I got me and my friend a lap dance from Minka. Her breasts weighed like 27 pounds.

31:56 Drew And you know?

31:57 Bouncy, bouncy.

31:58 Adam She told me and I lifted them up.

32:00 Drew Oh my God.

32:02 Adam I mean, and you'd go nuts if you saw these things. Crazy. And she is super petite.

32:10 Drew With it, is it all-

32:11 Adam You know, I'm number one breast queen. I have huge breasts and I'm skinny.

32:15 Guest I'm not fat.

32:16 Adam It's like, yeah, that's right. Hold on. That's the 82nd time you've told me you're skinny. Plus, I'm looking at your bony ass right now. You're not wearing anything.

32:26 Drew It's all plastic sacks.

32:29 Adam My God.

32:29 Drew No, is it?

32:30 Adam Oh, yeah. But it weighs a tremendous amount. And I said, Minka, how do you do that? I mean, doesn't that hurt you bad? I do 100 pushups a day. Maybe it was sit ups. Whatever she does, she does 100.

32:46 Drew Pushups is nowhere to go. How could she go down?

32:49 Adam Yeah, she couldn't go down. Here's how she could do it. She could take, she'd have to get two rises for her hands. She'd have to get up off the ground. She'd have to do it on chairs like Jack LaLanne or something. I'm number one, oriental big boob queen because I'm skinny. I'm skinny. I'm not fat. I'm very skinny and I have big breath.

33:10 Drew Was Jimmy there for this?

33:11 Adam Yeah. Jimmy's going nuts. And she was, oh, and you put me on a man show. I said I tried to put you on a man show. I actually did call her for something. I know. I know you called, but I have, I have language barrier.

33:25 Drew No kidding.

33:26 Adam Yeah, I know. And she kept telling me.

33:28 Caller She didn't need money though.

33:30 Drew Yeah. Until you tried to leave.

33:32 Adam You know it's funny too when people, when people tell you stories and they don't seem to make sense. I come here from Korea, a professional tennis player. Swear to God. Swear to God. You know, she didn't have the circus-sized brass at that time.

33:52 Caller I'm a professional tennis player.

33:54 Adam And my tennis coach, he'd tell me, he'd tell me, Minka, you're very beautiful. You're very skinny. You get brassed in playing. You do, you, you do adult business. And I'm thinking to myself, wait a minute, your tennis coach had a, you know, started pimping you. No way that, you know what I mean? You were just some like, you're like a college student from Korea. You came out the United States on the professional tennis circuit. And one day in the locker room, some coach pulled you aside, he told you you get a huge circus size implants and go into the adult film industry. Did, is that really how it went? Something must have happened, cause there she was. I'm very skinny with big breasts. Men like that. But I don't need money. Now you pay me. That's great. She sat there for an hour and a half, said she didn't need money 400 times, and then wanted money.

35:02 Caller Derek, what's going on?

35:06 Guest In my pool, there's like these little, they're like to filter things, or the jets, you know?

35:11 Drew You mean your jacuzzi?

35:13 Guest No, my pool. Like, it's like a heated pool.

35:16 Caller Okay.

35:17 Adam The inlet, yeah.

35:18 Drew Yeah, whatever.

35:20 Adam You put your penis on there?

35:22 Guest Yeah, and like, when I woke up the next day, I had to take it off, and I went in there, and like, my penis was like red.

35:31 Drew Like purple-y red?

35:33 Guest No, like red, red.

35:34 Drew Well, hell, I mean, why not?

35:37 Guest I don't know.

35:38 Drew That sounds like pretty irritating.

35:40 Guest Yeah, and then...

35:41 Adam I mean, listen, if you stuck your nose in there, it'd be red too, right?

35:46 Guest I don't know, maybe. But then I was walking with my friend.

35:50 Drew Why are men so surprised that when they do extraordinary feats with their penis, it should respond like a...

35:58 Adam Yeah, like a Kevlar vest?

36:00 Guest Yeah.

36:01 Adam I don't know, everybody. Your penis is just as delicate as any other part in your body, maybe more so, and unable to take abuse.

36:14 Drew I think young males think it's like some sort of, you know, some sort of...

36:18 Adam They think it's a sword weapon. A Thor's hammer.

36:21 Caller Yeah.

36:25 Drew Excalibur.

36:26 Adam Yeah. Listen, yeah, you abuse your, you know, penis and your penis will abuse you. Mike?

36:34 Guest Yeah.

36:34 Adam I should do a series of PSAs with Minka.

36:37 Drew I think so.

36:37 Guest Oh my God.

36:38 Adam And Minka gave me a lap dance, put her knee into my groin and ground my nuts like she was making coffee. I mean, it was, it was brutal. It was brutal. I'm telling you, those Koreans are mean.

36:58 Guest Hey guys.

36:59 Drew Hey, Mike, what's going on?

37:00 Guest Um, actually the lady that took my information got it wrong. Um, my problem is... Excuse me? Go ahead. Okay. Um, anyway, about six months ago, I was diagnosed being bipolar, but up, up to that point, I was actually, um...

37:24 Drew Just depressed.

37:25 Guest Yeah. I was like really depressed, like suicidal and stuff. Most of my childhood. And when I was like 13 years old, I started smoking pot and stuff, you know, my dad's an alcoholic, my mom's an alcoholic. Pretty much everyone in my family is a drunk, you know, that kind of thing. Well, I'm coming to this point in my life now where like I'm tired of feeling stupid, you know.

37:51 Drew From the pot.

37:52 Guest Yeah. I'm tired of all of that, you know, and I'm like, you know, I'm at that point where most people would progress into harder drugs because it really doesn't do anything.

38:02 Drew It's not working anymore. Yeah.

38:03 Guest Yeah. So I'm at the point where I just, you know, I want to quit and everything, but like it's so hard because it feels like it's all I know.

38:12 Drew Mike, why don't you seek treatment? I mean, you seem like you're ready for that. You seem like you want to do something about the situation. In fact, these diagnoses you've been receiving may be somewhat inaccurate. For instance, it's considered sort of standard or axiomatic that you don't try to make a diagnosis till somebody's been completely off drugs for a month or two.

38:34 Guest See, that's what I was calling for. My counselor I see now told me that with me smoking pot, it may inhibit my medication.

38:48 Drew It might do anything. There's absolutely, really, truly no telling how much it's affecting you. So if I were you, you're held when you want to get into a treatment program. So if you can, a day or an evening program or an inpatient program, if you feel you need that, and let's get this thing going. You sound like you're really ready to do some work. You understand the connection between what you're doing and the effects it's having on your life. You want to feel better, you can.

39:12 Caller Go ahead.

39:13 Adam My nuts need rehab after Minka's Knee.

39:16 Drew Yeah.

39:17 Adam And I'm telling you, brutal, brutal, I forgot about that.

39:22 Drew The TA is out there.

39:23 Oh.

39:28 Adam TA?

39:29 Drew Testical synonymous?

39:29 Oh, I see, yes.

39:31 Guest We need to take a break.

39:33 Adam Think about it slowly. Hold on a second. Hey, Zeus?

39:38 Guest This is Jesus.

39:39 Adam Oh, Jesus. Sorry. Hey, Jesus. Didn't you call a few weeks back?

39:44 Guest Yeah. You're making fun of my grammar.

39:46 Adam That's right.

39:47 Guest Yeah.

39:48 Adam Well, a lot's changed since you passed on 2,000 years ago.

39:51 Guest Yeah. And all the translations between all the languages.

39:57 Adam Right.

39:58 Guest Yeah. Oh, yeah.

39:59 Adam You have to speak 2,000 languages, right?

40:02 Guest Of course. I understand all the languages.

40:04 Adam I understand.

40:05 Guest Comprende?

40:06 Drew I always got surfer.

40:08 Adam Right.

40:09 Guest Skateboarder.

40:09 Drew Nothing speaking now.

40:10 Adam What's up, Jesus?

40:13 Guest Um, he wanted to know if...

40:16 Drew Who's that?

40:16 Adam Who's that? St. Peter? One of your apostles?

40:19 Drew Whispering in your ear there?

40:21 Guest Oh, my dad.

40:22 Drew Oh.

40:23 Adam Is that God?

40:24 Guest He's talking to me. He's telling me to...

40:27 Adam Wait a minute. Your dad is God, right? Or is it... Oh, Joseph?

40:31 Guest God.

40:32 Adam God, yeah.

40:32 Caller He told me that he's the one...

40:34 Adam Wait a minute. The Jews don't think that's your dad, right?

40:37 Caller Eh, they're stupid anyway.

40:38 Adam Oh, okay. All right, Jesus.

40:42 Guest Yeah. Anyway, he told me to tell you that he's the one who gave me the erection in the morning.

40:49 Caller That's...

40:50 Guest It reminds you that you're a man, you know?

40:52 Adam Yeah.

40:52 Guest To give praise that you're a man.

40:54 Adam Yeah. It seemed divine. It really did.

40:57 Caller Yeah, it really is.

40:58 Adam All right.

40:59 Guest And...

41:00 Adam Yeah, Jesus?

41:01 Guest Yeah. You told me to tell you whether I leaked or not, because you say you don't leak. You're like, you know, sealed up.

41:08 Adam Right.

41:08 Guest And, you know, I just called up, tell you, you know, I leak. I'm one of the leakers.

41:14 Adam Jesus is a leaker?

41:15 Guest Yep. Well, I'm a leaker.

41:16 Adam Hey, you know what? Is that what it was on? You know, sometimes you get that stuff on your windshield and you don't know what it is. It's not bird crap. It's not sap. It's something else. Yeah. Maybe that's Jesus leaking. Unacceptable.

41:30 Guest You know what I'm saying?

41:31 Adam Yeah. He means a little semen on there, right?

41:34 Caller Yeah.

41:35 Adam Drew, most guys are leakers, right?

41:36 Caller Oh, yeah.

41:37 Adam You get them going, right?

41:38 Caller Yep.

41:39 Adam Not me.

41:40 Drew I know.

41:41 Adam Bone dry.

41:42 Get it?

41:43 Adam Bone dry?

41:44 Drew Yeah. Got it.

41:45 Good.

41:46 Adam Take a little break.

41:47 Drew I got that part of the leak either.

41:55 Adam How dare you? Take a little break. We'll be back.

42:05 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz. This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

42:40 Adam She hates when the show interrupts our conversation, Drew. It's The Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, where are we here, Drew? Right there. Out back on the phone? Speak to Chris. And Chris is 17 years old.

43:03 Caller What's up?

43:04 Hi.

43:06 Guest Adam, I'd just like to say that I love The Man Show.

43:10 Adam Yes.

43:11 Guest And I want to be a Juggie on there. I think they're beautiful women.

43:15 Adam The Juggie Dance Squad?

43:16 Caller Yeah.

43:17 Drew Is tonight shows over? No.

43:19 Adam Not only are they beautiful on the outside, but they're good looking too.

43:25 Caller Yeah.

43:25 Adam That's what I like to say about that.

43:27 Drew Is the show over now or is it still on?

43:30 Adam Thank you. The show ended 15 minutes ago.

43:35 Drew I'm anxious to hear if there's any reaction to the Rosie O'Donnell piece.

43:40 Adam She fell in a well, everybody. I think that's what came on tonight. So what's up there, Kristen?

43:47 Guest Well, just over the weekend, well, I've been addicted to Coke for three years now.

43:56 Adam Perfectly normal, perfectly healthy. I remember when I went through my Coke phase at 14. Most adolescents do.

44:03 Guest Is that true, Drew?

44:06 Adam Three years in the Coke, huh?

44:08 Guest Yeah.

44:08 Drew How do you support that habit at 17?

44:11 Guest Well, I've had the same drug guy for the three years, and so he's been a friend and he's been getting it for me.

44:21 Drew For free?

44:22 Guest Well, no, not for free. I've been having to pay him, but sometimes he gets a little lower.

44:29 Adam How much is a gram these days?

44:31 Guest A gram? Well, I get it from him for about $100.

44:36 Drew Let me repeat my question.

44:37 Adam That ain't a big discount, is it?

44:39 Drew How do you support this habit?

44:41 Guest What do you mean?

44:42 Drew Oh, man.

44:44 Caller What do you mean?

44:45 Yes.

44:47 Drew Where does the money come from for this?

44:49 Well, I have a job.

44:51 Drew What do you do?

44:52 Guest Oh, I can't say.

44:54 Caller Coke whore.

44:55 Drew Since you were 14, you had a job to support $100?

44:58 Guest No, I've been getting it from my boyfriend, too.

45:02 Drew For your boyfriend?

45:03 Guest From?

45:04 Drew From your boyfriend.

45:05 Adam How old is your boyfriend?

45:06 Guest My boyfriend. He's 17, too.

45:08 Adam Hey, Kristen, I heard Coke was cheaper than 100 bucks a gram now. You're getting it as a deal? Are you in prison?

45:17 Guest Why?

45:18 Adam This guy's cutting you a deal and charging you 100 bucks a gram? I mean, this is my main concern. I thought you'd get an 8-ball, which is like three and a half grams for a couple hundred bucks or 175 bucks or something these days. Hold on. Anderson, how much is Coke now?

45:38 Drew I was going to say 60, but dude, I don't know.

45:39 Adam That was as of Friday?

45:41 Drew Thursday, then.

45:42 Adam Oh, Thursday. That's right. Yeah, we don't work Friday. That's right. Or just a few hours. Yeah. Okay.

45:49 Guest Can I ask my husband?

45:50 Adam I'm sorry.

45:51 Guest Go ahead. It's okay.

45:52 Drew Well, we're more anxious to know sort of how, what state your life is in, which doesn't sound too good.

45:58 Adam Well, how much were you doing? How much Coke were you doing a week?

46:01 Guest Not that much.

46:02 Drew How much?

46:03 Guest It's just...

46:04 Adam How much?

46:05 Guest I don't know.

46:06 Adam Yes, you do. How much?

46:07 Drew How much do you spend every week?

46:10 Guest I maybe spend six to like three.

46:17 Drew Six hundred dollars to three thousand dollars?

46:19 Guest Three hundred dollars.

46:21 Adam It's funny how she starts with the high...

46:22 Drew Three hundred to six hundred dollars a week. How do you maintain that habit?

46:27 Adam Honey, what do you mean?

46:27 Guest I have help from my boyfriend because he understands and my dad, he gives me some money sometimes.

46:33 Drew Oh, I'm sure he does.

46:33 Caller Okay.

46:34 Adam Wow. All right, so...

46:36 Guest I'm trying to get off now.

46:37 Adam I understand.

46:38 Caller Listen, if you're doing...

46:39 Drew You need to be treated, Chris, and this is not a minor league addiction. It's not like you can...

46:43 Guest I know, and like, my question is, my dog dealer, he said he had some different stuff from me at his house, and he gave it to me, and it was just...

46:54 It was...

46:55 Guest I passed out, and when he brought me to my house, because he's been a friend of mine for three years, and he raped me, and I woke up halfway during it, and I was kind of still, like, out of it, because I didn't know to push him off or anything like that, because I don't know what he could have done to me.

47:14 Drew Why didn't you go to the police?

47:16 Adam Wait a minute, he was a friend of yours.

47:18 Drew Well, he's a drug dealer.

47:19 Yeah.

47:20 Adam Well, he's a friend of yours. Maybe you couldn't push him off, you didn't know what he'd do to you.

47:25 Guest And I wasn't even... I couldn't.

47:28 Drew She didn't know what was going on.

47:28 Guest I was weak, and...

47:29 Adam Oh, you tried to.

47:31 Guest Yeah, I tried to, like, kind of just move my arms so I could barely even do that. The drug, he gave me some weird drugs, and that's why I'm asking, since he raped me, I'm gonna try and get the morning after pill.

47:43 Caller Go get it, quick, quick.

47:44 Guest But the thing is, I don't know what it's gonna do to me. Is it gonna do anything to my system?

47:49 Drew Not nearly what pregnancy will do.

47:52 Adam Can you snort that pill?

47:53 Drew And by the way, Chris, you're doing dangerous drugs all day, every day. This is a safe prescription medication that should be in everybody's medicine cabinet.

48:02 Guest Okay, so it won't do anything or...

48:04 Drew Kristen, Kristen, Kristen, let's be rational.

48:06 Adam Wait a minute, Kristen, do you mean in combination with all the drugs you take or just on its own is it gonna do anything to you?

48:13 Guest No, no, no, with the drugs that he gave me. I don't know what he gave me. It made me black out.

48:17 Drew It doesn't matter. Go ahead and take the emergency contraception.

48:20 Guest Okay.

48:20 Drew Take it, take it, take it. But your life is though in danger from the drug addiction right now.

48:25 Guest Yes, I'm trying to stop. That's why...

48:27 Drew It's not something you can stop unless you're treated. I guarantee you, you can't stop without treatment.

48:31 Adam Well, now with that negative attitude...

48:33 Guest My parents are in it.

48:35 Drew Where are you going for treatment?

48:37 Guest Um, well, we're searching right now. We're still trying to get the drugs out of my system, trying to make it lower.

48:43 Why?

48:45 Huh?

48:45 Drew You need to go to a hospital, go inpatient, and be treated. That's where you need to go. You do not need to worry about anything except getting into a hospital as quick as possible.

48:55 Thank you.

48:56 Adam What are your parents? White collar types?

48:59 Guest Um, no, they're just normal parents who are just really understanding that I love them for everything that they're worth.

49:09 Adam They must have radios. Hey, how's your boyfriend with the rape?

49:14 Guest He's been calling me and I haven't been able to tell him what happened. I haven't been in contact with my drug dealer or anything like that.

49:20 Drew You need to go to the emergency room and get a friend's examination. You need to report this guy. You need to be treated for STDs. You need to get the emergency contraception. Then you need to get a referral from the emergency department for treatment for the addiction and go immediately. Do not stop. Do not hesitate. Just go right in. The first part of treatment is detoxification. They'll take care of that for you.

49:41 Adam And listen, you want to talk about rape. Hundred bucks a gram. That's what I call rape. That is an outrage. That is a complete outrage. He was raping her twice. Yeah, that's what I'm upset about. Hundred bucks. He calls himself a friend. Hundred bucks a gram, Drew, in this day and age. I go down a corner. I go down to Beverly Hills, get a better deal than that. You hear me?

50:06 Drew That's nice.

50:07 Adam Anderson said he got his last eight ball for 60 bucks in a BJ. Ginger.

50:18 Guest Uh-huh.

50:19 Adam You're 16.

50:21 Caller What's up?

50:22 Um, okay, well, I've been dating this guy for a year now.

50:25 Guest And, um, well, he's kind of, like, now pressing me into sex. Like, he hasn't brought it up till now.

50:31 Adam For one year he hasn't brought it up?

50:32 Guest Uh-huh. And so now, and, like, I'm still a virgin, but he's, he's been it, like, a couple times before.

50:38 Drew How old is he?

50:39 Guest Uh, he's 18. Great.

50:41 Adam 19?

50:42 Guest 18.

50:43 Adam Okay.

50:44 Caller Just checking.

50:44 Drew When does he turn 19?

50:46 Adam Tomorrow.

50:47 Guest Uh, no, he, he won't be turning 19 till next year.

50:50 Caller Okay.

50:51 Adam Uh, well, it's good that he hasn't, he, he gave it a year, right?

50:57 Yeah.

50:58 Adam And I don't know what to think of that.

51:02 Guest Why?

51:03 Well.

51:04 Drew What, what could be wrong with that? Wait, wait, wait. What, Adam?

51:09 Adam Wait, wait, wait.

51:10 Drew Adam, what do you mean? You don't know what to think of that?

51:12 Adam Um, I don't know.

51:14 Drew It bothers you?

51:15 Adam No, it's just, we know that, uh, chivalry is dead.

51:19 Drew Okay.

51:20 Adam And that, uh, people do things for reasons. As sad as it is.

51:23 Yeah.

51:24 Adam You know what I'm saying?

51:25 Yeah.

51:25 Adam And, uh, and, uh, I, I just wonder, you know, he sat on this for a year. How do you think he's a great guy? Or do you think he's like a little confused or?

51:34 Drew Or doing something else?

51:36 Adam Whatever. I, I don't know. Okay. Let's just assume he's a decent guy. But Ginger's still not ready for sex. What, how far have you gotten? What base have you gotten to with him?

51:45 Um, well, like...

51:49 Adam Keep in mind, second base is now sodomy.

51:52 Probably about, yeah, probably about second.

51:55 Adam So, okay. So, so, uh, cornhole-y?

51:57 Yeah.

51:58 Caller Okay.

51:59 Guest And then also, like, if, like, when I talk to him about it, and I ask him, like, if he's ever been tested.

52:04 Adam Third base is now snuff film. You actually kill your partner and have sex with him. But seriously, Ginger, how far have you gotten with him? Have you grabbed, grabbed your boob?

52:13 Guest A little farther than that.

52:14 Guest Farther?

52:15 Adam How, um, oral sex?

52:17 Guest Uh-huh.

52:18 Guest Wow.

52:18 Adam Is that second base now?

52:21 Guest Third, I guess, isn't it? I don't know.

52:22 Adam Is third oral sex? Hold on. I don't think we had oral sex in my ballpark.

52:27 Drew No, that was something after the home run.

52:30 Adam Yeah, on the way back to the dugout. You know, like, when you come out of the dugout and tip your hat after hitting the home run, that's where you participated in the oral sex.

52:40 Drew Now it's second base.

52:41 Adam All right. I think we got to take a break. Listen, Ginger?

52:45 Drew Not ready. Don't worry about it.

52:46 Adam You're not ready? So don't do it. And he sounds like a decent guy. Plus, he's 18, so it's a felony, or at least a misdemeanor, after this.

52:56 Caller Hello? Who's this?

52:57 Caller Uh, this is Loveline.

52:58 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191. Loveline will be right back.

53:04 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz.

53:10 Adam We don't care when it shows.

53:12 Caller You're listening to Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz.

53:16 Caller You're kind of the Cartier of caca, aren't you?

53:19 Caller KQBC Seattle.

53:33 Adam They can still admit that.

53:35 Drew They admitted it?

53:35 Adam Yeah. All right. Thanks, Drew. Hey, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. All righty there. I got some popcorn balls dropped off at the studio here. And let me tell you.

53:54 Drew You asked what happened to them.

53:55 Adam Yeah, I wanna know what happened to popcorn balls, and I think I found out the answer. They're delivered by crazy women over to Loveline Studio. I couldn't eat stuff, especially stuff that looked like it was made in a prison cafeteria and dropped off in a plain paper bag and wrapped crudely with cellophane. I will eat these.

54:16 Drew Right now?

54:17 Adam Oh, I absolutely will. Yeah.

54:20 Caller She just made them, so eat them now.

54:21 Adam She could have made them with fecal matter and love, and it doesn't matter. That could be one big ball of rat poison for all we know. But here's the beauty of me. I'll chomp right away. I have no idea who this woman is. She just dropped them off.

54:43 Drew So they actually admitted that your stuff is better than theirs.

54:45 Adam That's good radio. All right, Drew, I don't want to talk about the work show.

54:49 Drew Amazing.

54:49 Caller All right.

54:50 Caller You want to go?

54:53 Drew Let's go.

54:53 Adam Holy crap.

54:54 Guest I'm not going to be able to talk.

54:56 Drew Hold on. OK. They turned your mic off. Anyways, that's fine. Brandon, what's going on? Brandon's 19.

55:01 Caller Hey, guys.

55:03 Drew Brandon, what's up?

55:04 Caller Let's see. I was wondering how long it takes to know if you have herpes.

55:08 Drew What do you mean how long it takes to know?

55:09 Caller Like say I got with some girl, Adam, she gave me a BJ, bada bing, bada bang. How many days later till I know, like, they start surfacing and things like that?

55:17 Drew Usually within two weeks.

55:19 Caller Two weeks?

55:20 Drew Yeah. Though often times men miss the initial outbreak. They don't really realize what they're seeing, that it's herpes. And it just goes unnoticed for a while. They don't really get the message until they give it to somebody else. But for the most part, if you're going to see something, you see it within two weeks.

55:34 Adam On the genital herpes?

55:35 Drew Yeah.

55:36 Adam I thought you got like fever and stuff.

55:38 Drew You can. You can get a flu like syndrome before.

55:40 Adam How do you miss the initial outbreak of herpes?

55:42 Drew People think they just had the flu.

55:44 Adam No, I mean, with the stuff on the junk.

55:47 Drew They just think, I have an irritation, I have a rash or I cut myself.

55:52 Adam People's heads, they're going to miss that one. They're going to miss the next one, right?

55:55 Caller Yeah.

55:56 Adam Okay.

55:57 Caller All right. Thank you.

55:57 Adam All right, Brandon. Good luck to you over there.

56:00 Drew The upcoming one is usually on his intense. Women miss them commonly.

56:03 Adam Well, the women, they got stuff going on. Yeah, they're so busy shopping. They can't examine their vaginas. That's what my grandfather used to tell me. Sherry.

56:13 Drew Hello.

56:14 Adam You're 28.

56:15 Drew By the way, did your grandmother kick your ass for talking about it the other night?

56:17 Adam No. I haven't talked. And don't say that because there's a chance that she wasn't listening the other night when I was talking about her, and then she could be listening to night and want to know what I was saying the other night. You understand? Thank God if she spared me. Sherry, what's up?

56:34 Caller Well, first I want to say I love your show. I listen to it all the time, but I'm pregnant, and I had sex with my boyfriend today, and afterwards there was a little bit of blood on there, and I was just wondering if I should be worried about having a miscarriage.

56:48 Adam You could probably just scratch a kid's forehead or something.

56:51 Drew How far along are you?

56:52 Caller About eight weeks.

56:54 Drew And you didn't talk to your obstetrician about this?

56:56 Caller Well, it was the weekend, so I didn't want to bother them.

56:59 Caller Yeah, you should call them.

57:00 Caller Really?

57:01 Drew They'll probably do an ultrasound and see what things are doing. Have you had an ultrasound yet?

57:05 Caller Yeah, I did. And see, I'm having one at the end of the month, so I didn't... You know, I don't want to be calling every week with every little problem.

57:12 Drew Have you called with other problems?

57:14 Caller Well, I had a little bit of spotting before... Like when I first found out I was pregnant, I know you guys have said that before, that sometimes early bleeding is a sign of pregnancy, so then I did like a pregnancy test and found out I was pregnant, so they did an ultrasound. And they scheduled another one for like four weeks later.

57:29 Drew They definitely saw a pregnancy, though.

57:30 Caller Yes. Yeah, there's a heartbeat and everything.

57:33 Drew Could they see where the placenta was?

57:35 Caller They didn't say.

57:36 Drew Okay. Sometimes the placenta sort of comes down over the cervix and that can bleed pretty easily.

57:41 Adam How's your boyfriend?

57:43 Caller How old?

57:43 Adam Traumatized. Is he all right with the kid?

57:47 Caller Oh, yeah, he's very happy.

57:49 Adam All right. So he doesn't mind being daddy?

57:51 Caller No. No, we wanted to do this.

57:55 Adam Oh, okay. Quite a shock.

57:57 Drew All right, Sherry, call the obstetrician, okay? Okay. They need to look into this. Probably okay, as long as it's just occasional bleeding.

58:03 Caller Yeah.

58:05 Drew But it can't be a threatened abortion.

58:07 Adam Yeah. Still thinking about the OBGYN thing.

58:11 Drew What do you mean?

58:12 Adam The op-gyn thing.

58:13 Drew Yeah.

58:14 Adam It's always confusing to me because for years, I thought the letter, the letters meant something.

58:19 Drew All right.

58:19 Adam Is an OBGYN.

58:22 Drew Oh, like each one stood for something, like an eponym or something?

58:25 Caller Yeah.

58:25 Adam Well, usually when people say the letters individually, like YMCA, you don't think YMCA. You know what I mean? You think young man's, what the hell?

58:38 Caller Christian's Association.

58:39 Adam Christian's Association. So OBGYN. I was always trying to figure out what the letters for each one. I didn't know it was a two abbreviation. Write that down, Drew.

58:49 Drew Let's see what it should stand for.

58:52 Adam Debra? Hi. You're 22. Yes.

58:54 Caller What's up?

58:55 Caller I recently went off in antidepressant and I've been feeling a little slightly dizzy. That's sort of gone away, but still it's been about two and a half weeks and I'm still...

59:05 Drew Was it a fixer or a Paxil that you came off?

59:07 Caller It was Paxil.

59:07 Drew Yeah, that's the typical withdrawal syndrome from those.

59:09 Caller But I'm also feeling, and I had known that, but I'm also feeling disoriented and a bit confused and forgetful and...

59:16 Drew That's a very weird withdrawal syndrome. It can go on for quite some little time here.

59:19 Caller Really? How long could it go on?

59:21 Drew Weeks. And I would think... You came down from 20 milligrams?

59:24 Caller Yeah.

59:24 Drew You should go to 10 first.

59:26 Caller I know. I really didn't do it responsibly. I'm not under very close watch medical care.

59:31 Drew Well, it can make you sick. And not only is that dizziness, but there's this also sort of weird, I don't feel good thing that goes on from sweating and sleep problems. They go on for a long time.

59:41 Caller Oh.

59:42 Drew It's not good to stop Paxil suddenly.

59:44 Caller Okay, I'll...

59:47 Adam Hold on, Drew, keep going. I could have another bite of this.

59:50 Drew And going on and off isn't a good idea necessarily either. You just need to be watched by somebody. How long have you been off it now?

59:57 Caller Well, I've been off it for two and a half weeks now.

59:58 Drew I mean, if I were watching, I'd probably try another week, see how you did.

1:00:03 Caller Without it?

1:00:03 Drew Since you've already gone this far, yeah.

1:00:06 Caller Yeah, I just don't want to have to go through this again if I go on it again. It's just been really, I'm not usually confused like this, and I really didn't disoriented.

1:00:14 Caller Yeah.

1:00:16 Drew It's not fun.

1:00:18 Caller All right. So it should go on for another couple of weeks.

1:00:20 Caller It could.

1:00:21 Caller Okay.

1:00:22 Drew Okay.

1:00:23 Caller Thanks.

1:00:25 Adam Hey, remember your kid, you get popcorn balls for Halloween?

1:00:30 Drew Yeah. That's the only time I ever saw him.

1:00:32 Adam That was a simpler time, wasn't it? Imagine eating some homemade trick or treat in these days. Yeah. There's a claymore mine inside of the popcorn ball. We just think about it. Think about how nuts it would be to have when your kids hit some house down the street and grab something that was whipped up in the kitchen.

1:00:56 Drew Yeah. It didn't have a sealed wrapper on it.

1:00:58 Adam It was like a little thing. My mom, because she was like a health nut.

1:01:05 Caller Toothbrushes?

1:01:06 Adam No. She gave out like walnuts. What do you think came flying back at the house as soon as the kids hit the driveway?

1:01:13 Drew Walnuts unshelled?

1:01:15 Adam Walnuts and raisins. I'm handing out like a goddamn you'll give ends out there.

1:01:18 Caller That's shelled?

1:01:20 Adam A whole shell.

1:01:21 Drew Think of the symbolism of that.

1:01:23 Adam Nuts. That's right. My mom was crazy handing those things out.

1:01:27 Drew Nuts you can't penetrate.

1:01:29 Adam Well, I mean, yeah, sure, you could go out to the curb and beat it with a rock or something and get a fragment of walnut out of there. And raisins, too. That was the other thing. Yeah, Halloween is a turn and, you know, I was sitting on the plane on the ride home for a, sitting next to a woman who ran marathons. No, she ran ARCO gas stations or whatever. So I immediately unloaded on her about what a a-hole everybody in LA who works at a gas station is and how they go out of their way to be rude and evil. And then I started talking about, you know, guys with bow ties running out and giving you blue chip stamps and begging to check your oil about 20 years ago. And then I thought about it, make it 30 years ago. Now I remember as a kid going to the gas station, they give you trading stamps, they check your oil, they check your tire pressure, and there's a guy that clean your windshields, like pulling into a pit stop at an Indy race.

1:02:29 Drew By the time you were three, that was over, I'll face it.

1:02:31 Adam Here's my point. I thought to myself, what business has had a greater transition, a greater swing? You know what I mean? From sort of over-the-top, serpy, sweet guys in bow ties and caps, can I help you ma'am? To steel-eyed foreigners throwing change at you and yelling at you through a speaker. You know what I mean? What business has gone from that nice to that big a-hole?

1:02:59 Drew The airline's getting close.

1:03:00 Adam Oh really? Well I guess it's true. Yeah, but they're passing along the savings.

1:03:06 Caller Yeah, that's right.

1:03:07 Adam Gas station, gas is a buck eighty-five a gallon. They ain't passing it along. A pack of cigarettes is five bucks. It's not passing along the savings.

1:03:16 Drew Is there anything else that comes close?

1:03:18 Adam With that kind of swing? Yeah. No. I don't think anything that wasn't required would be tolerated. You need that. You live in LA. You need it. And listen, anytime you need something, you're screwed. You know what I'm saying? Monopolies and needing stuff, you're screwed. That's why the Cable Guy says he'll be out between 8 a.m. and 9 p.m., because where are you going? Yeah. You need him. There's nothing else. And you need gas. That's why they're all a-holes. But again, all you attendants working in the Los Angeles area, please kill yourself. Put yourselves out of your own misery. Put me out of your own misery. You're the meanest, craziest mother-effers in the world. I wish something would happen to all of you. Please drop the attitude. I beg you a-holes to drop the attitude. Art, you're 15. I told this chick sitting next to me, I would go in there and clean house, get rid of all these a-holes that own these gas stations, all these pricks that scream at you when you go in there. Somebody in LA, tell me the last time they heard, thank you, come again in a Los Angeles gas station. When is the last time you heard thank you? Forget to come again. I'm lowering it down to thank you. When is the last time you pulled into a gas station and a guy said thank you? Everyone, close their eyes, not while they're driving. Close their eyes and think back. This gotta be in the LA area. When's the last thank you you got from the gas station? Hasn't happened. Art, what's going on?

1:04:51 Guest Yeah, lately I've been having dreams about guys like touching me. It's just been crazy.

1:04:56 Caller I don't know.

1:04:57 Drew How do you feel about those dreams?

1:05:00 Guest It's bothering me a lot.

1:05:03 Drew It's bothering you a lot?

1:05:03 Guest Yeah.

1:05:04 Drew When you're in the dreams, how do you feel about it?

1:05:06 Guest Not good. I mean, like, surrounded, not confined.

1:05:10 Drew Is this something that has happened to you at one time, do you think?

1:05:13 Guest No, not at all.

1:05:14 Drew All right. Are you okay otherwise? You having relationships and...

1:05:18 Guest Yeah, I'm fine.

1:05:19 Drew Everything going okay?

1:05:19 Guest What are they doing?

1:05:20 Adam What kind of touch you?

1:05:21 Guest Like, the last one I had was last night and like, they pulled me back into an alley and like raped me.

1:05:27 Guest Maybe three of them.

1:05:29 Drew Three males?

1:05:30 Caller Yeah.

1:05:31 Adam What do these guys look like? Maybe we can find them.

1:05:34 Guest They were like, one was pretty buff.

1:05:38 Adam Latino, medium build?

1:05:39 Guest Yeah, like that.

1:05:40 Guest Okay.

1:05:41 Drew Do you have any suspicion that you're...

1:05:43 Adam What age range? 18 to 24?

1:05:45 Guest Yeah, around that, probably.

1:05:47 Adam Any distinctive scars?

1:05:48 Guest No.

1:05:49 Adam And tattoos?

1:05:50 Guest Nope.

1:05:50 Adam Nothing like that.

1:05:51 Drew Have you been gay curious at all, anything like that? Bi-curious, I guess they call it. Have you been curious about men in your real life?

1:05:58 Caller No, not really.

1:05:59 Caller Alright, well.

1:06:01 Guest Just dreams, you think?

1:06:02 Drew I think you're 15 and everybody has all sorts of...

1:06:06 Adam Not me.

1:06:07 Drew Okay, everyone except Adam has all sorts of interesting feelings about their sexual orientation until it finally crystallizes into what it's going to be as an adult.

1:06:16 Adam Listen, all bets are off and don't examine your dreams. They mean nothing.

1:06:22 Drew Except for you, your mom and your grandma smacking over the head with your own testicles. That was a dream. While you drowned in a pool.

1:06:28 Adam The jury's still out on the mom and grandma selection, Freud. We're not sure it was them. Yes, many could argue that it was them because I described women that looked exactly like them.

1:06:39 Drew Except for that.

1:06:41 Adam But I don't think it was them. How dare you? How dare you? I brought that up to you as a doctor in confidence.

1:06:47 Drew Yeah, on the radio.

1:06:49 Adam Morgan?

1:06:50 Drew Actually, I did sort of ambush you on that one because you were bringing it up very matter of factly on the air.

1:06:55 Adam That's right.

1:06:56 Drew I was blown away by this embolism.

1:06:58 Adam Thank you.

1:06:59 Drew Morgan?

1:06:59 Caller Yeah?

1:06:59 Drew What's up?

1:07:00 Caller Hi.

1:07:01 Adam Well, what's up with you, honey?

1:07:03 Caller Okay, me and my boyfriend have been together for eight months and we had sex two days ago for the first time and the condom broke and it got inside me and like we tried to get it out and stuff but...

1:07:16 Drew Tried to get the condom out?

1:07:18 Caller No, like the sperm and stuff.

1:07:20 Drew There's no way to get it out once it's in.

1:07:25 Caller I know. And so like we went...

1:07:27 Adam What do you mean there's no way to get it? You mean get the sperm out?

1:07:30 Drew Yeah.

1:07:30 Adam Oh, I see.

1:07:31 Guest That's it. That's it. Right.

1:07:32 Caller And then so we went to a clinic and I asked them for a morning after pill and they used it. And they gave them to me and I took the first four and then later on at like one o'clock at night, I started throwing up. And I was supposed to take the next four at four o'clock in the morning. So I did at four and then I threw up like half an hour later.

1:08:00 Drew Did you see the pills?

1:08:01 Caller Like I don't know because it was dark but I could like feel, I could like taste them.

1:08:06 Drew You're probably okay. I bet you're okay. Normally, not normally, but very often doctors will give you a medicine to present, prevent vomiting.

1:08:15 Caller Yeah, they give you a roach.

1:08:17 Drew A half hour, you're in pretty good shape.

1:08:19 Adam Hey Morgan, what's up with you beside this?

1:08:23 Drew What do you mean?

1:08:23 Adam You got that little voice going.

1:08:25 Drew Is that or she just been quiet so her parents don't hear?

1:08:27 Adam Could be that. You okay? Your boyfriend okay?

1:08:30 Caller Yeah.

1:08:30 Drew He's not 23?

1:08:31 Caller No.

1:08:32 Adam How old is he, 24?

1:08:33 Caller 17.

1:08:34 Adam Okay, man. Slow it down now, right?

1:08:36 Caller All right.

1:08:37 Drew Good job being responsible with all this, okay?

1:08:40 Adam Let me tell you a good story and you're going to like this. I can't mention who the girl is, but I heard this recent story, good story. She had herself a boyfriend.

1:08:54 Caller This girl?

1:08:55 Adam Yeah. It's no one you know, by the way, Drew. I'm not hinting around. Had herself a boyfriend, was cheating with another guy behind the boyfriend's back. Had the decency to use a condom.

1:09:11 Drew With the cheater?

1:09:12 Adam With the cheater guy, except for a condom broke one time, fine. Now later on that day, back with the steady boyfriend, boyfriend's fishing around down there doing his business.

1:09:26 Drew Finds a condom.

1:09:27 Adam Pulls out fragments of a condom.

1:09:30 Oh my God.

1:09:31 Adam Condom pieces.

1:09:32 Oh.

1:09:33 Adam He don't use the condom.

1:09:35 Drew What did he do?

1:09:37 Adam What's up? And well, you know, it's like, you can't lie. I mean, that's the kind of lie where you'd have to convene with your council for like, you're going to need at least half a day on that one. And one of those things, probably speaker phone on a conference call. You know what I mean? Not the kind of... And here's the deal. You get popped like that, you can't stutter. You better come up. You got one choice.

1:10:04 Drew It's like, oh my God, it was kind of exploded. Isn't that amazing? They got inside me.

1:10:11 Adam Yeah, where did the condom explode? I mean, what do you do?

1:10:14 Drew I mean, it's possible. Come on.

1:10:16 Adam Where's the lie on that one?

1:10:18 Drew How did the interaction go? I want to know what happened. He stormed right out of the room.

1:10:23 Adam And what? He knew who the guy was and went straight over the guy's place and walloped him, really.

1:10:29 Caller He just picked it.

1:10:31 Drew He picked it right away. That's why I said I know who he is.

1:10:34 Adam No, she just said. She didn't lie. You know what I'm saying?

1:10:39 Drew This is again, none of these people that blames the other person instead of the partner. This is like the women you're looking for.

1:10:49 Adam Yeah.

1:10:49 Drew When you cheat, it beats the hell out of the women.

1:10:51 Adam That's right. That's what I'm looking for.

1:10:53 Caller That's what this guy is.

1:10:54 Adam Like what you see on TV, where the guy sits there in the middle and the two women call each other fat bitches and duke it out and the guy just sits there with his arms crossed and they go, he loves me more, no, he loves me more and they just fight and the guy just sits there. That's what I want. Ann, producer Ann, I don't get the feeling with that. Oh, now picture those two women as Ann and your wife. You know what I mean? They both, it's like you go high, I'll go low. They both just broad, they just both go.

1:11:23 Drew It would be like one of those Japanese tip-on things with the penis.

1:11:30 Adam You're, yeah, your wife pull a Benihana on your chin.

1:11:33 Drew Right, exactly.

1:11:34 Adam All right. What the hell, what the hell were we, I ate at Benihana Friday night, by the way, in Vegas.

1:11:40 Caller Thank you.

1:11:41 Adam First Benihana reference and first time I've eaten at Benihana in seven years. Ate at Benihana on Friday night. Had a lovely experience. I said, there's six of us. How many at the table?

1:11:55 Caller Eight.

1:11:56 Adam All right. Well, how about six of us? I said, when was it?

1:11:58 Guest No, no way.

1:11:59 Adam I said, it doesn't look very crowded in there. And we're all, you know, we're the 200 pound club. By the way, Benihana, you should go by weight, combined weight. You got six guys all coming in about 200 pounds, who are going to do plenty of eating over there. Appetizers and booze and we'll spend more than the average eight chicks who went in there and sat down. I guarantee you that. And we're big guys. So just let it spread out a little and take over one or two. Nope. No. That's what I love. John?

1:12:30 Caller Yes, sir.

1:12:31 Adam You're 21.

1:12:32 Caller How's it going, bro?

1:12:33 Adam Good.

1:12:33 Caller First of all, I'd like to say you guys have a killer show going on here.

1:12:36 Adam Thank you.

1:12:37 Caller I listen to you guys quite often. I just flew over here from Hawaii about a year ago. I work in construction now, but we had a threesome and actually on the way out to the beach, my buddy, we were driving, my buddy asked me if he could get a hummer from the chick. I told him no at first. He kept asking, so I said, go ahead. He got a little hummer going on while I'm driving.

1:12:57 Adam Who's the chick?

1:12:59 Caller Her name was actually-

1:13:00 Adam I don't need her name, goofball, but how do you know her?

1:13:04 Caller She was a really good friend of mine. My other buddy actually has a kid with her now. It's been about a year or so. I just went cruising with her. It happened a few times, a threesome. It happened a few times.

1:13:19 Adam Yeah, all right. I understand you're getting laid, John. Fantastic. Hold on a second. John's one of these, I banged this skanky chick with my buddy, and the world must know. He's worked it into the conversation like four times. What kind of construction are you into?

1:13:42 Caller Actually, I'm a good construction dude, Ben. I do all kinds. I'm an all-around handy guy.

1:13:48 Adam I see. All right. Thanks for that answer. But now the last piece of the puzzle. I got another question for Dr. Drew. What is your question? You have no question.

1:13:58 Caller I have a few questions.

1:13:59 Caller I'm really uncomfortable around girls now, unless I have a buddy around.

1:14:04 Adam Right. Well, who's going to get blown while you're driving?

1:14:08 Caller But I was just wondering what that and I also smoke a lot of pot. See, I've been smoking pot forever. I came from Hawaii. There's a lot of out there.

1:14:16 Adam Hold on. Hawaiian guys smoking a lot of pot.

1:14:18 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:14:19 Drew Unbelievable.

1:14:20 Adam There must have been the one guy on the island who smoked. And that's why they kicked you off. You're bad influence on the rest of it. Don Ho came in here was baked out of his mind. He owns half of Hawaii and I asked.

1:14:33 Drew Here he comes.

1:14:34 Adam Oh, wait, do I have?

1:14:37 Drew No, I guess not. It doesn't look like it's something. Sorry.

1:14:41 Adam Drew, you're the biggest tar in the world. Don Ho came on the show. I asked him if he grew any pot on his property in Hawaii.

1:14:49 Drew And he was like, Oh, no, then he went, We have good pot.

1:14:56 Caller No, I have good pot.

1:14:58 Adam Okay, well, I'll take that as a yes. But he sent me some academia nuts. All right. I don't know what the hell this kid's problem is. Don't smoke so much weed.

1:15:07 Drew Yeah, that's his main problem.

1:15:08 Adam There you go. You get a little paranoid around the chicks.

1:15:11 Drew Yeah.

1:15:11 Adam All right. Fantastic. We're going to take a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Tara's 18, pregnant. The doctor said it's better to smoke pot than cigarettes. They're in the pregnancy. If you want some confirmation on this, after this.

1:15:36 Caller This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz. This is Love Line on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7, The Buzz.

1:16:00 Aloha. This is Don Ho, and you're listening to Love Line with Adam Corolla and Dr. Truth. Mahalo.

1:16:11 Adam Smoke came out of his mouth when he said, ah. He hadn't even smoked weed in a week.

1:16:16 Caller It was just, ah.

1:16:18 Adam Just he was storing it in the marrow of his bone.

1:16:23 Caller Mahalo.

1:16:26 Adam There's a life. You remember the Don Ho show when you were a kid? You remember that show?

1:16:31 Drew Tiny Bubbles.

1:16:33 Caller David in the bone makes me happy.

1:16:39 Adam And you remember the Don Ho show?

1:16:40 Drew She's too young.

1:16:41 Adam He was down on the beach.

1:16:42 Drew It was over by the time she was born.

1:16:44 Adam No, not true, because I used to watch that thing when I was like, I was like 11. And so I'm like five years older than him or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, because I'll be 30 in two years.

1:16:58 Caller Two years old.

1:17:00 Adam And I'll tell you, low mileage at an clean living looks as she likes brand new like a car. It's never been taken. It's never taken out of the garage due to you. That's it.

1:17:12 Drew I'd be over you die.

1:17:14 Adam Yeah, I'd die during birth.

1:17:15 Caller Yeah.

1:17:18 Adam Yeah, you're 18.

1:17:19 Drew You're 18 and pregnant?

1:17:20 Caller Yep, I'm 18. I'm pregnant.

1:17:22 Caller And, um, well, my doctor said that they'd rather me smoke weed than cigarettes.

1:17:28 Adam I understand. Can you turn down the radio or the television?

1:17:32 Caller Yeah.

1:17:33 Drew Was he just?

1:17:34 Guest One second.

1:17:37 Caller Yeah.

1:17:38 Drew And was he just sort of trying to make a point with you to get you to stop smoking cigarettes? You know, you're not prone to smoking pop, but he's just trying to make a point with you.

1:17:46 Caller No, I mean, well, I used to smoke a lot of weed. I mean, but he said, well, because when you like right before, because I'm going to have the baby any day now. And he said, he read me so pop because cigarettes, I mean, it caused the baby to cry more because they're addicted to cigarettes, the nicotine or whatever. And he said that he read me smoke weed because-

1:18:05 Drew I don't know if the studies have been done on the pot yet. We know that nicotine is no good, but I don't think it's been studied with pot yet.

1:18:11 Caller What would you rather recommend for a pregnant woman if they smoke cigarettes and they used to smoke pot?

1:18:15 Drew Dr. Drew, would you die by cyanide or be getting it?

1:18:17 Adam He's old fashioned, he goes with heroin.

1:18:21 Caller I would rather you take heroin.

1:18:22 Drew I would rather you take heroin than either of those, frankly. I would rather you take opiates because even if you end up with an addicted baby, it doesn't hurt the development of the brain. And the addiction is very easy to treat in newborns.

1:18:34 Caller Yeah.

1:18:35 Drew But the cigarettes cause low birth weight, the pot may cause some neurobehavioral problems. So those are two drugs that you really don't want to see pregnant women do.

1:18:44 Adam You're going to give birth soon, right?

1:18:46 Caller Well, the due date is July 21st.

1:18:48 Drew Last week.

1:18:48 Caller Okay.

1:18:50 Adam Hey Tara?

1:18:50 Caller Yeah?

1:18:51 Adam Remember talking to you about turning down whatever was in the background?

1:18:55 Caller Mm-hmm. It's down.

1:18:56 Adam Yeah, it's down, but I can still hear the talking. Watch. Be quiet.

1:19:00 Caller Okay.

1:19:03 Drew Hey, we hear that. Do you hear it? Loud and clear.

1:19:05 Adam Hey, hey, Tardo. You're going to be a mom, you retard.

1:19:11 Caller Be nice.

1:19:12 Adam Jesus Christ. Oh, you please. That kid, that kid should be, should be raised by a raccoon so it has a fighting chance.

1:19:18 Caller Hey.

1:19:19 Adam You're making a horrible mother.

1:19:20 Caller I'm not going to.

1:19:21 Adam Oh, you're going to start drinking and smoking the second the kid comes out.

1:19:25 Caller Oh, you're right.

1:19:26 Adam Oh, yes, you are.

1:19:27 Caller I quit all, all, I mean, I didn't quit smoking, but I quit everything else.

1:19:31 Caller Yeah, please.

1:19:32 Adam Where's, where's the, where's the father?

1:19:34 Caller He's right here, right next to me.

1:19:37 Adam How old is he?

1:19:38 Caller He's 20, actually.

1:19:39 Caller He just turned 20.

1:19:40 Adam Has he got a good job?

1:19:41 Caller Well, yeah, he is.

1:19:42 Caller Well, he's a card detailer.

1:19:44 Adam Okay. He's, he's in demand. And is he going to hang around and raise this kid?

1:19:51 Caller Oh, totally. Yeah.

1:19:52 Adam All right. No more kids.

1:19:54 Caller No more kids?

1:19:56 Adam Give it a few years.

1:19:56 Caller Oh, well, yeah. I don't want to do that anyways. All right.

1:19:59 Adam Fine.

1:20:00 Caller Okay. All right.

1:20:01 Adam So you're just asking a hypothetical question.

1:20:03 Caller Yeah.

1:20:03 Caller But so you'd rather me do heroin than smoke weed and cigarettes?

1:20:06 Drew Not do heroin. Well, not shoot anything. But in terms of how bad those two drugs are for you, opiates are probably less bad.

1:20:16 Adam Yeah.

1:20:17 Caller Okay.

1:20:19 Adam Jeff?

1:20:20 Caller Yeah.

1:20:20 Adam You're 27.

1:20:21 Caller Right.

1:20:22 Caller So did you guys hear what I was calling about?

1:20:26 Adam Well, there's some talk on the street. I initially heard it in Vegas, a couple of high rollers in the Baccarat room.

1:20:33 Caller Yeah.

1:20:34 Adam What is it? Baccarat? Yeah. What is it? Baccarat?

1:20:38 Caller It's Baccarat.

1:20:39 Adam With the T, right?

1:20:40 Caller Yeah.

1:20:41 Adam Yeah. Okay. I was right the first time.

1:20:43 Caller So basically about six months ago, I broke up with my girlfriend and we sort of mutually broke up, probably more her than me, I guess.

1:20:52 Adam I heard it was more you than her.

1:20:54 Caller Yeah.

1:20:55 Adam Well, that's how I heard it.

1:21:00 Caller So we broke up and a little while before that, found out that she gave me herpes.

1:21:08 Drew Before you broke up?

1:21:09 Caller Yeah. Before we broke up.

1:21:10 Drew Did that have something to do with the breakup?

1:21:11 Caller No. No, it didn't have anything to do with it. But now, six months later, I'm still having a hard time getting over her, getting over the idea that someone's going to want to date me because I have herpes.

1:21:26 Drew Somebody will not want to date you.

1:21:28 Caller Right. Exactly.

1:21:29 Caller Yeah.

1:21:30 Adam Well, have you had some breakouts?

1:21:33 Caller No. No. I mean, I've had one. That was, I think, the first one that I really noticed and nothing else since then.

1:21:43 Adam All right. We're talking about genital? Yeah. Do you miss your girlfriend, your ex-girlfriend?

1:21:49 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah, I do.

1:21:50 Adam Yeah. What about getting back together with her?

1:21:54 Caller Yeah. See, I don't. I really don't think she wants to do that. I think she's just kind of in a place in her life where she doesn't want to. It's not as convenient.

1:22:05 Adam Let me explain what that place is. Underneath a sweaty Italian guy. That's the place in her life.

1:22:14 Caller I love that.

1:22:17 Drew I don't think she's in a place in her life where she's really up for that kind of commitment. Oh, come on.

1:22:22 Adam Listen.

1:22:23 Caller Not into it.

1:22:24 Adam He ain't into it. It's sad.

1:22:27 Drew He needs to look. He needs to. He'll find somebody. All right. Lots of people.

1:22:31 Adam Don't worry about Jeff.

1:22:32 Caller Yeah. Okay. Well, what? Do you have any advice on how I can start to get over this or?

1:22:38 Drew Well, start dating.

1:22:40 Caller Yeah.

1:22:40 Drew Okay.

1:22:41 Adam Can you do that?

1:22:42 Caller Well, yeah, but I'm still I'm having a problem feeling that and I know this is myself and I know she's not she's not into dating me anymore, but I'm having a problem feeling like I'm worth.

1:22:54 Adam I know. I know. And women, he's 27. Women are so cruel. You got that stink on you.

1:23:01 Drew Yeah.

1:23:02 Adam That loser stink. Women, women smell that.

1:23:06 Drew The desperation stank. It's not the loser stank. It's a desperate stank.

1:23:09 Adam Right, right. That's a different stank. Yeah. In the same in the same family, same phylum, but not it is marginally different. Here's how it works. We've had this discussion before. Women see a guy who's been dumped on, who's a little bit desperate, who's a little bit needy and forget it. Forget it. They want nothing to do with them.

1:23:35 Drew Not men.

1:23:36 Adam Why? Why you ask? Because of their cruel, cruel nature. That's the only explanation I can offer.

1:23:44 Drew Say a woman that's been beaten up and down her life.

1:23:47 Adam Men are mature. We judge women on looks. We don't care what their disposition is. We don't care what their attitude is.

1:23:53 Drew Even absent any sort of special appeal physically, a woman who's really been beaten up and is sort of down and downtrodden, men behave like...

1:24:04 Adam Men behave...

1:24:05 Drew Hyenas.

1:24:07 Adam Yes. Men are very pragmatic.

1:24:10 Drew Vultures.

1:24:11 Adam I mean it. Look at the animal world. Here's how the animal world works. There's a big... There's a big herd of wildebeest and they're crossing the Serengeti on the way to some watering hole. Do you think the lions go after the ones in the lead, the strong ones, the alpha males? No. Why? They're liable to get a gourd with a horn or ran over. No. There's a sick lame one who can't keep up with the pack. That's the one we pounce on.

1:24:43 Drew Women need to remember that for men, eating, sex, all that's about the same. Same drive, right? Yes.

1:24:49 Adam We want to make things as easy as possible on ourselves. Why wear ourselves out? You women, you see a guy, he may be attractive, he may have a good job, but if he's got that desperation stink on him, you want nothing to do with him. Something about him being rejected by somebody else.

1:25:08 Drew And you know, what most guys, guys that have really solid self-esteem, either truly or sort of inflated, you know what I mean, false self-esteem. Right. Don't get that way. So it's a way of sort of marketing for that.

1:25:22 Adam Well, they don't get that way because they don't get dumped that often either because...

1:25:25 Drew What they do, they kind of get on with it. They don't get so desperate.

1:25:28 Adam Right. All right.

1:25:29 Drew So there's something adaptive to it.

1:25:32 Adam God knows I used to shower in that scent owed to desperation.

1:25:37 Drew Oh man, do we have a bunch of questions.

1:25:39 Adam I got the...

1:25:40 Drew Shower, you were breathing in it.

1:25:41 Adam My parents didn't just get me the toilet water, they got me the whole gift basket. Soap, deodorant, spray on, talcum. I had the whole thing going. Mouthwash. Oh yes. Not anymore, sisters, I'll tell you that.

1:25:56 Drew We have some wild questions coming up here.

1:25:57 Adam Alright, where are we? I'm going to talk to 3 here. Matt?

1:26:01 Guest Yeah.

1:26:02 Adam You're 17?

1:26:03 Guest Yeah. What's going on?

1:26:06 Drew What's up?

1:26:07 Guest Alright, you got my question?

1:26:08 Drew No.

1:26:08 Guest Alright, like how big does like your penis have to be to give a girl an orgasm?

1:26:15 Drew No relationship.

1:26:17 Adam Well, really.

1:26:18 Drew No relationship.

1:26:18 Adam Yeah.

1:26:19 Guest Unfortunately.

1:26:20 Drew Especially women your age tend not to have orgasm during intercourse, no matter what.

1:26:25 Guest Really?

1:26:25 Adam Yeah.

1:26:26 Caller Why is that?

1:26:28 Drew Well, no one knows for sure. It probably has something to do with the way the brain develops. It has a lot to do with how women experience themselves in their intimate relationships in terms of the vulnerability and comfort they have and the sort of understanding of how to get to that place with another person and when they're there, their sexual responsiveness sort of happens automatically.

1:26:49 Adam And they withhold.

1:26:51 Guest Well, because I've given her one just not like with sex.

1:26:54 Adam That's right.

1:26:55 Caller Well, you're ahead of the curve.

1:26:56 Adam Way ahead.

1:26:57 Drew Well, how many women, many women never have orgasm with sex.

1:27:02 Adam You're preaching to the choir.

1:27:03 Guest That blows, man, but...

1:27:07 Adam That's all right, man. Don't worry about it.

1:27:11 Guest Well, yeah. And what about smoke and make like the growing process like stop or hurt it or smoking cigarettes or smoking pot?

1:27:18 Drew The growing of the penis?

1:27:21 Guest Yeah, I cannot like, cannot like something else.

1:27:24 Drew No, there is some evidence recently about moderate pot smoking and stature and possibly, you know, lowering testosterone.

1:27:30 Adam Black men have the biggest penises and smoke the most weed.

1:27:33 Drew Yeah, but they don't, they're not in adolescence so much. They're mommies.

1:27:37 Adam Oh, please, please. It's not their mom, it's their aunt, by the way. How dare you imply that a black man is raised by his mother. No, it's not the aunt who beats them. And yes, they start to weed early and they still have huge penises. That's, I've done some scientific work.

1:27:53 Drew There are a lot of people out there that black males have larger penises.

1:27:56 Adam See, even the esteemed Dr. Drew agrees with me. All right, we're gonna take a break. When we come back, we'll speak to Patricia. Patricia is 18. If she has anal sex, will she still be a virgin? We'll tackle that very difficult issue after this.

1:28:17 Caller This is Love Line on outrageous talk radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:28:47 Adam We're Loveline, M. Corolla's backroom. Let me tell you something real quick. I was just telling Drew a story about a woman freaking out at the breakfast counter this morning in Vegas when I asked her if she could move over one chair so that me and my friend could sit together. She was just eating alone, and she got really weird and said, long silence, and then said, give me my space, back off, and give me my space.

1:29:09 Drew Did she move?

1:29:10 Adam Yeah, she moved.

1:29:12 Drew Did you have breakfast next to her?

1:29:13 Adam I told my buddy to sit next to her, I said. It went over.

1:29:16 Drew Was that weird?

1:29:17 Adam Yeah, well, it was weird because after the back off, giving my space speech she gave us, I just went, hey, weirdo, stay where you are.

1:29:25 Caller And you said that to her?

1:29:26 Adam Yeah, I don't care.

1:29:27 Drew You said that to her?

1:29:28 Adam Yes.

1:29:29 Drew Hey, weirdo, stay where you are?

1:29:30 Adam Yes. Oh, well, listen, I mean, she spazzed hard. That's a damn lie and you're right. She went weird on us. Yeah. And then she slid over and had to sit next to her and eat breakfast. A weird thing. Total silence, asked this woman to move over one chair, total silence for a long time and then said to back off and give her her space and that she would do it. But get out of her face, in other words. And getting out of her face, basically I leaned over and just asked her if she could move over. The chair was really, really weird. But I was saying to my buddy, listen, people, they have such a strong, like, internal monologue going in their life, they have no idea where they are. They don't know the difference between you and daddy, you and the boss, you and the husband, you and the whatever. People, and that's what the world is becoming. I was eating dinner, I was eating lunch with my grandma last week. She was telling me how she kicked my mom out of the house and all these other exciting things. And my grandma was right in the middle of the speech where she was telling me about, I don't know, kicking mom out of the house or whatever it was. She was kind of in this impassioned speech. And the poor waiter came by with a big tumbler of iced tea or a big pitcher of iced tea and he said, Refills for you. Like right when she was like leaning in and giving me this serious speech about, I don't know, getting raped or giving...

1:30:56 Drew You blocked it.

1:30:58 Adam Abusive husbands or whatever. And the guy leaned over with this pitcher of iced tea and he said, Anyone need a fill up? And she did this. She raised her finger and went... And kept going with the thing. And I said, hold on, hold on, hold on. Sorry.

1:31:13 Drew What is...

1:31:15 Caller That's good.

1:31:17 Drew Is that intentional?

1:31:18 Adam I said to... I said to my grandma, hold on a second, no thank you, we don't want any more iced tea, sorry about that. And then I said to my grandma, hey grandma, you're not at home. You gotta know where you are. Know where you are. I know you're in the middle of a speech, but you don't... The guys just come over to top off the iced tea, you can't yell at them to shut up and keep going with the speech. People have a little difficulty, like the woman at the lunch counter today, and they don't quite know where they are or who they're dealing with, which is nobody by the way, and they think it's their dad. My grandma was most humiliated. I saw that guy come in and she was right in the middle of this thing and he leaned over and was like, how dare you? It's like, hey, hey, sorry buddy. Give us some more iced tea.

1:32:06 Drew Patricia, 18. Yeah. What's going on? Patricia?

1:32:11 Caller Yeah.

1:32:12 Drew You have a question?

1:32:13 Caller Yeah.

1:32:14 Caller I want to know that if I have an evil sex, am I still a virgin?

1:32:17 Adam Yes. Yeah. Not technically, but in the eyes of God, yes.

1:32:22 Drew Let's think. When they thought about the Virgin Mary, what do you think?

1:32:26 Adam Cornhole. All the way to the pasture where she gave birth.

1:32:32 Drew Okay. I bring that up only to make the point that no one would consider her a...

1:32:38 Caller What did I say?

1:32:38 Drew A pastor?

1:32:39 Caller Manger.

1:32:40 Adam Oh, manger. Yeah.

1:32:42 Drew No one would consider her a virgin if she were engaging in that kind of activity.

1:32:46 Adam Yeah. What is a manger? A smaller pastor?

1:32:49 Drew No. A manger is a horse stable, like a place where animals stay.

1:32:53 Adam Yeah.

1:32:53 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:32:55 Adam The other is like a grass field.

1:32:56 Drew Yeah.

1:32:57 Adam Yeah. She wouldn't do that. All the way to the manger. She was cornhole.

1:33:00 Drew But Patricia, somewhere we've lost track of, you know, people want to keep their virginity on technicality just sort of because. Virginity was meant, I think, to mean chastity. And it's sort of encouraged in people your age and younger because it's sort of healthy for you.

1:33:16 Guest Now, who cares?

1:33:17 Adam And listen, you tards, just go get cornhole. Who cares? Make up whatever fantasy you want. Call it life. All right?

1:33:26 Caller Yeah.

1:33:27 Adam On the other hand, are you a religious gal?

1:33:29 Caller Well, I'm Baptist.

1:33:32 Drew Oh, man, people cannot answer questions.

1:33:34 Adam That's right.

1:33:35 Caller So yes.

1:33:36 Caller It's just Christianity, so.

1:33:39 Drew Are you very religious?

1:33:40 Caller No, not really.

1:33:41 Caller I don't go to church, like, every day.

1:33:43 Drew So why is this an important thing?

1:33:44 Adam Well, you go to church every day?

1:33:46 Drew Don't go every day.

1:33:47 Caller I don't go.

1:33:47 Adam Oh, you don't go every day.

1:33:48 Caller My parents are.

1:33:49 Drew They are. OK. So that's where this creeps in.

1:33:51 Adam You got a boyfriend who you're serious about?

1:33:54 Caller No.

1:33:56 Drew Why don't you find a boyfriend you are serious about and then.

1:33:59 Adam Did you say no?

1:34:00 Drew Yeah. And a normal part of that relationship would be sexuality at your age, provided he's not too much older than you. And just let that develop. Don't be in a big hurry. Don't be. I don't know. Something's going on with you, Patricia, in terms of why you're contemplating this and all right.

1:34:16 Adam But what you know, Drew, I know you hate when I say this, but whatever happened to just chalk and stuff up to good old fashion stupidity, you know what I mean? Like Patricia's is stupid. This is an idiot. You know what I mean? Whether you're religious, whether your parents are leaning on you, whatever it is, there's no substitute for being stupid.

1:34:37 Drew Yeah, I give people way too much that way. Listen, it's hard for me.

1:34:41 Adam I've told you this a thousand times.

1:34:43 Drew You seem to be much more in tune with the stupid.

1:34:46 Adam Smart people figure things out. That's kind of what makes them smart. Stupid people are ruled by weird rituals. Stupid people look to sort of...

1:34:57 Drew Yeah, there's a sort of a non-dissident relationship between your cognition, what you're thinking, what you're figuring out and your feelings. There should be. And stupid people just to go in on the feeling part.

1:35:12 Adam Right. Yeah. And if they want to do something, they'll work it out so that they can do it.

1:35:19 Drew Yeah.

1:35:20 Adam Know what I mean?

1:35:20 Drew Yeah. They'll just distort it.

1:35:23 Adam Josh?

1:35:25 Caller Yeah.

1:35:25 Adam What's up?

1:35:27 Caller How's it going, guys?

1:35:28 Adam Good.

1:35:28 Caller Listen, I have a weird question. Actually, my girlfriend asked me to call. I'm 20 years old and so is my girlfriend. She's still a virgin and recently we started having oral sex and when actually when it starts to feel really good for her or she's close to orgasm, she urinates.

1:35:47 Drew That's not an unheard of thing at all.

1:35:50 Caller And I've never, I told her I've never met any other girls like that.

1:35:53 Drew No, it happens.

1:35:53 Caller And I'm trying to be mean to her.

1:35:54 Drew No, no, it happens and it'll probably be more.

1:35:56 Adam Josh, you're a virgin.

1:35:58 Caller No, I'm not. She is.

1:35:59 Adam Oh, I thought you were too. How many, how many gals you've been with?

1:36:03 Caller Probably five, six.

1:36:04 Caller I have a child on the way, actually. And see, she's, I'm in love with her. I'm totally in love with her. I'm really behind. She's really behind me with my baby and everything. But I was afraid to tell her and I called last week and I didn't get through. And I wanted to ask you how to tell her why finally it came out. When we were camping on the 4th of July.

1:36:18 Drew I mean, she doesn't know she urinated.

1:36:19 Caller No, she didn't know until I told her. And now we're trying to figure out how she can not do it. She's tried to go to the bathroom before we did it. And it didn't work.

1:36:27 Drew That she will tend to urinate. Are you sure it's urine?

1:36:31 Caller Oh, I'm 100% positive.

1:36:33 Adam Because it tastes like it?

1:36:34 Caller Oh, yeah.

1:36:34 Adam Does it go right in your mouth? Or where does it go? It has.

1:36:37 Caller And then I've kind of changed the position to where it doesn't anymore.

1:36:40 Drew How do you know it's not just female ejaculation?

1:36:43 Caller Because...

1:36:43 Adam Tastes like urine, smells like urine.

1:36:45 Caller No, because one time she was having an orgasm and she actually urinated everywhere.

1:36:50 Drew Yeah, but that's still maybe female ejaculation.

1:36:52 Caller No, it's not. It's 100% positive it's urine.

1:36:55 Adam Well, you know it's urine because it comes from the clitoris, right?

1:36:58 Caller And it's really, really, really salty and it's just yellow. It's urine.

1:37:02 Drew All right, yellow is good.

1:37:03 Adam Hey, Josh.

1:37:04 Caller But is there a way that you can not do this?

1:37:07 Drew No.

1:37:08 Adam Josh.

1:37:08 Caller Yeah.

1:37:09 Adam Josh.

1:37:09 Caller Yeah.

1:37:11 Adam Now forget the question. I just want to say how many times I'd say your name.

1:37:14 Drew No, it's not something that she can control. It's a common thing. It's not, it'll probably be more pronounced when you're actually having intercourse. And some women do that.

1:37:22 Adam The important thing is that she supports you and the mother of your child.

1:37:26 Caller No, she does. She's a really great person. But I'm wondering, is it going to happen like for the rest of our relationship? Yes, yes. It'll never change?

1:37:33 Drew Most men, by the way, kind of...

1:37:35 Adam No.

1:37:35 Drew Most men like this.

1:37:36 Adam No, they don't.

1:37:38 Caller It really bothers me.

1:37:39 Drew No, they do because they've done something. They produce something.

1:37:41 Adam Yeah, they like it once, maybe twice. Maybe when they're drunk. They don't like it day in and day out.

1:37:48 Drew There are medications that can help with spastic bladders.

1:37:50 Caller There is?

1:37:51 Drew Yeah, you can talk to a doctor. Try some things like Detrol or Dittrepan, that kind of thing.

1:37:55 Adam Okay.

1:37:56 Caller Okay, I was just wondering if there was like an exercise or something to do.

1:37:59 Drew Possibly the Kegel exercises. Amitriptyline sometimes helps women hold stuff in. But have her talk to her gynecologist about it, okay?

1:38:05 Caller Okay.

1:38:06 Adam Hey, when's your kid due?

1:38:08 Caller December 7th.

1:38:09 Adam All righty.

1:38:10 Caller Yeah.

1:38:10 Adam Was this an old girlfriend?

1:38:12 Caller It's my ex-girlfriend, yes. We broke up and then she told me she was pregnant.

1:38:16 Adam Oh boy.

1:38:17 Caller Yeah.

1:38:17 Adam All right, brother.

1:38:18 Caller Okay, thanks guys.

1:38:19 Adam Good luck to you there.

1:38:20 Caller Thank you.

1:38:22 Adam Listen, Drew, you with the all things women do should be accepted thing is borderline retard. This guy is getting a blast of urine in the face and mouth area. Each time he goes down on this woman, it's also something needs to be done and done in a hurry. No, he shouldn't learn to live with it. No, he shouldn't enjoy it. Come on, you can't move out of the way. You don't know what's going on. No, you can't time it.

1:38:51 Drew It's up to women to adjust on behalf of your preferences.

1:38:55 Adam It ain't urine and it's not ingested if you spit it into a potted plant. Now, she should take this medication.

1:39:03 Caller I don't think it's going to work.

1:39:05 Adam Oh, you don't think it's going to work?

1:39:07 Drew I think it's worth a try.

1:39:08 Adam I mean, you evacuate your system like that beforehand and you still can't hang it? I mean, don't you think a pill and some kegels maybe might work?

1:39:19 Drew It might, I think.

1:39:19 Guest Okay, let's talk about it.

1:39:21 Drew I think that maybe it's because I'm a bit up to my eyeballs and people's secretions and things working.

1:39:29 Adam Not in the mouth, though.

1:39:30 Drew I know, but it's just...

1:39:33 Adam Listen, that's going to get old real fast, the blast of urine in the face and mouth area each and every time you're with your woman. Real fast. Real super fast. Reid?

1:39:46 Caller Yeah.

1:39:46 Adam You're 19?

1:39:47 Caller Yes, I am.

1:39:48 Adam You have a sore in the tip of your penis?

1:39:50 Caller Yeah.

1:39:50 Drew Are you sexually active?

1:39:51 Guest No, I'm not.

1:39:53 Drew I don't know what it is. Somebody's got to look at it. Maybe just from rubbing against your pant or something.

1:39:58 Guest Well, it may be from masturbation.

1:40:00 Caller That's what I suspect.

1:40:01 Drew Okay. Well, it may be.

1:40:03 Adam Reid has one of those I'm not sexually active voices.

1:40:07 Caller Well, I haven't been for a long time.

1:40:09 Drew How old were you when you were?

1:40:12 Caller Too young.

1:40:13 Drew Yeah. That's the voice I get.

1:40:15 Adam Oh. Who did what to you when?

1:40:18 Caller It was a long time ago. I was about 13.

1:40:22 Adam 13? Who was it? Camp? Something at camp?

1:40:24 Caller No, it was at school.

1:40:25 Drew More like 12?

1:40:27 Caller Yeah, around there.

1:40:28 Drew Yeah. I'm thinking 11, actually.

1:40:30 Caller Wow. Well.

1:40:32 Adam Hot Swedish chick.

1:40:33 Drew Was it sixth grade?

1:40:35 Caller No, seventh grade.

1:40:36 Guest All right.

1:40:36 Adam Seventh grade.

1:40:37 Guest All right.

1:40:37 Adam What happened? Some guy?

1:40:39 Caller No, it was a girl.

1:40:40 Guest Oh, older girl?

1:40:43 Caller I think she was an eighth grader.

1:40:44 Caller I don't know. I haven't seen her since then.

1:40:48 Adam She took advantage of you?

1:40:51 Caller No, it was more like a clumsy exploration.

1:40:53 Adam I see. All right. Well, listen, it's time to get back on the horse. You understand?

1:40:59 Caller Yeah, but I don't want to get anyone pregnant right now.

1:41:01 Drew Don't worry you won't. Be careful.

1:41:03 Caller I'm not ready to be a father.

1:41:05 Guest Okay.

1:41:06 Drew Don't get so pregnant then.

1:41:09 Adam But he's sure ready to be a nerd.

1:41:11 Caller I'll tell you that.

1:41:12 Caller All right.

1:41:13 Adam We'll take a break.

1:41:14 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:41:22 Caller This is Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

1:41:30 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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