Episode 1000754887176

1:01 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew Loveline, Coast to Coast. Hey!

1:13 Hey!

1:14 Adam It's a Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That's Dr. Drew with our phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1, fax number. I'm still not sure what that new fax number is. Well, let's not get mired in that. No, shut up Anderson. I don't want to hear it. Don't care. I haven't seen a fax in 100 years and let's just keep it that way. All right. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist. Jennifer Blanc is our guest tonight from Dark Angels. She plays Kendra. Dark Angel, Tuesday nights, nine o'clock at Fox. It's a tough night to do a show.

1:45 You think so?

1:47 Adam Yes. Yes. Because, well, you're a chick, but as a guy, when the Super Bowl is over, it is...

1:54 Drew Oh, tonight's a tough night. I think Tuesday night was a tough night for her.

1:56 Adam No, tonight is. Tonight's for this show. I'm sorry.

1:59 Drew For you to be on Loveline at the top of the... Yeah. Adam comes in here every year. Let me just take this for a second.

2:03 Adam Go ahead.

2:04 Drew Severely depressed.

2:06 Adam Yeah. There's a sort of postpartum depression that women go through when they give birth. When the Super Bowl ends, it's the same feeling.

2:14 Drew Every frickin year, we got to have Adam frying crocodile tears.

2:20 Adam I don't feel pretty.

2:21 Drew Soon.

2:21 Adam I don't feel attractive. I feel overweight. You're bloated. I feel bloated. I don't feel sexy.

2:27 Drew We're about to hear many a story about high school football days.

2:29 Jennifer Blanc I think he looks great.

2:31 Drew No, no, no. He's going to tell you about his days in high school football.

2:34 Adam I just feel unattractive. I want to just crawl up inside of a Haagen-Dazs bucket and just eat my depression away.

2:40 Drew Jennifer, watch this.

2:41 Adam Plus, I lost 500 goddamn bucks today. And I wasn't even going to bet. I wasn't going to bet. But I had this check for 500 bucks that I got.

2:54 Drew It was here Thursday night. It was sitting there.

2:56 Adam Yes. I got it a week ago for doing nothing, so I thought that was an omen. Yeah, I got 500 bucks for going down to the Super Bowl of motocross, which I was planning on doing anyway. So I labeled that 500 bucks as free money.

3:10 Drew For somebody else.

3:11 Adam And decided to gamble it. But you know, we're going to get in a Dark Angel in just one second. That's fine.

3:16 Jennifer Blanc There's a cough button right here, by the way.

3:18 Adam These teaser cards. You guys, you know how these teaser cards work? These things are like heroin. I was not going to bet the game, okay, because I couldn't pick who was going to win. I lose every time I gamble. I was just going to watch the game. I was kind of pulling for the Ravens anyway, and I was not going to bet the game. But then there's the teaser card. Somebody came up to me and said, I'm playing a teaser card. I said, what is it? He says, well, you've got to pick two things, but they give you points. I said, how's that work? He says, okay, the Giants are underdogs by three points, right? Yeah, you get the Giants and six points. So now you got the Giants in nine points. And I was sort of thinking the Giants might win anyway. So now it's the Giants in nine points, and you can add six points to the over-under. The over-under was 33, you see? So now you got the Giants, nine points, on what you think is going to be a low-scoring, very tough-fought defensive struggle, and the over-under goes from 33 to 39. Yeah. And you're feeling pretty good, but both those things have to happen. But still, by the time you're done with the first quarter and the score's seven-nothing, or you go into the half and the score's 10-nothing, and it doesn't look like there's gonna be any points scored, you're feeling pretty good. Then this total explosion in the second half, they went way over the over-under, even with the six points, they're over 39 points, and of course the Giants got crushed. And that's why they call it a tease. Let's talk about Dark Angel.

4:49 Jennifer Blanc Okay.

4:50 Adam Tremendously successful.

4:52 Jennifer Blanc Yeah.

4:53 Adam Drew and I have not seen the show because we're here on Tuesday nights doing God's work.

4:58 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, it's been amazing. It's been really successful, and we just won the People's Choice Award, which is really exciting.

5:05 Adam And well, that means you're shooing for the Oscar.

5:09 Drew Yes, I mean, okay.

5:11 Jennifer Blanc It was very cool, though. You know, it's it's it's fun. We shoot in Vancouver.

5:17 Adam And I mean, each episode, it's like shooting a movie, right?

5:21 Jennifer Blanc Oh, yeah.

5:22 Adam I mean, shot on film, done. I mean, I just I can't. I mean, the the pilot was like eight million dollars or something like that.

5:30 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, it was actually I think like ten or eleven.

5:34 Wow. Yeah.

5:35 Adam Yeah. I mean, I don't know where I don't know how it works from monetary standpoint. I mean, each episode's got to cost what? Do you have any idea? I mean, if the pilot was ten million bucks, you figure you figure it's a million per episode easily, right?

5:49 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, easily. Probably more.

5:51 Adam God. Yeah. All right. So you back here now? Are you are you ramped?

5:55 Jennifer Blanc No, we're shooting, but I just I stay here most of the time now and I just fly back when I need to be there, which is kind of an amazing, amazing thing. Jesse has the job of working 17 hour days every day. And the rest of us, you know, sometimes five days, sometimes a day, sometimes, you know, we have two weeks off. So I'm here until I have to be there.

6:17 Drew You play Kendra, right?

6:18 Jennifer Blanc I play Kendra.

6:19 Adam And when do you stop shooting? I mean, is the strike going to get in the way? Oh, yeah.

6:24 Jennifer Blanc I mean, the strike will definitely get in the way. I'm hoping it won't, but I think it will.

6:29 Adam I'm counting on that strike to really shut down the town so I can get back to my first loves, woodworking, masturbation. That means masturbation?

6:38 Drew No. Woodworking.

6:39 Adam Oh, woodworking, yeah.

6:40 Drew But it reminded me that I need to visit your woodshop.

6:42 Adam That's right.

6:43 Drew My daughter announced that she wants to go with us.

6:46 Jennifer Blanc Do you really do woodworking?

6:47 Adam Oh, yes. I have a very big wood shop. And Drew is now kissing up to me because he has to build his kid's little pine box derby racers and he's going to get Uncle Ace to do the job.

6:59 Drew Yes, sir.

6:59 Tom?

7:01 You.

7:01 Adam You're 23. What's up?

7:03 Caller Yeah. Hey, thanks for taking my call. I've got the best of both worlds right now. I'm watching Adam on the man show and I'm talking to you.

7:10 Adam Oh, yes. The man show. Super Bowl extravaganza is on today. Oh, yeah.

7:14 Caller I'm looking forward to the edible car, actually.

7:16 Adam Oh, don't give too much away.

7:18 Drew By the way, a couple of commentary by the football players are thanking Lord Jesus Christ and a lot of that. Sure. What did you call that?

7:26 Adam I'd like to thank the Lord Jesus Christ for this full length mink coat and the white chicks were going to bang later. Well, and the jewelry.

7:33 Drew Thank you. What was the annoying guys? What was it?

7:36 Adam How did you characterize? Don't go off. Oh, come on. No, this isn't that man show episode that's airing tonight. This was last week or two weeks ago. Tom, I'm sorry. Go ahead.

7:45 Caller Oh, that's OK. All right. Well, my question is kind of I guess you might hear this a lot. I don't know. I've been seeing this girl for about a month. And she's really just amazing. She's with me and everything like that. But it's funny when we get into like, you know, hot and heavy and having sex and everything like that. She always kind of guides me going towards, you know, anal. And this is weird to me because, you know, first off, this is the first girl I've ever been with who I haven't been the one who suggested that. And second off, I'm just not used to a woman actually preferring it.

8:17 Drew Some women do. That's reality. But I find this a fascinating indictment of the male psyche that if he isn't like begging for it, it's weird. You understand?

8:26 Jennifer Blanc Well, I think you should just be psyched.

8:28 Drew But here's the deal. He's like begging every other girlfriend and driving her nuts. And this one is like pushing him in that direction. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not into that kind of thing. It's kind of weird.

8:40 Adam Right. You've offended Anel Tom's delicate sensibilities. Ass man Tom.

8:45 Drew Isn't that interesting? What does that mean? Help us under...

8:48 Adam Listen, I'll tell you what it means. The anus is a forbidden brown fruit that a lot of guys... It's like a banana that went bad. That a lot of guys want to get to. And I always... I think...

9:00 Drew Maybe the show, Jennifer?

9:02 Jennifer Blanc I'm now remembering this show and I'm just...

9:05 Adam A lot of the reason that a guy wants Anel is because the girl doesn't want Anel and there's that incentive.

9:13 Drew What does that mean? Does that mean that they're...

9:14 Adam Okay, because...

9:15 Drew They're angry women? They don't like women?

9:17 Adam I think it means a lot of things. Guys like to pursue. Guys like to hunt, right? But when you have a girlfriend and you already have a sexual relationship, well, then the hunt is over. But now the hunt is on for the rare anus... What would you call it? The rare anus bird that is only seen in certain parts of Africa and it flies away and you nip... So now there's a hunt within something...

9:44 Drew Once you've captured that rare entity, do you have to like... The rare anus bird? Do you have to like bore another hole? I mean, what do you hunt next?

9:51 Adam Well, see, that's the tough part. You do it, you capture it, but then it gets away and then the journey and the hunt and the pursuit continues.

9:59 Drew She must continue to resist.

10:00 Jennifer Blanc Wait, what's the problem, though?

10:03 Drew Well, I mean, he's freaked out.

10:05 Caller Well, yeah, basically, yeah.

10:07 Drew And my thing is what, I find it bizarre that men push women in that direction, and then here's someone that prefers, which some women do, not many, but some, and now Tom will be freaked out.

10:18 Adam But the reason they do it is a little bit of aggression, a little bit of humiliation, and then the hunt. All of that's gone. I mean, you're not humiliating... You're not humiliating someone who's begging for something.

10:32 Caller Well, I've never actually asked, I've never actually begged and begged and begged. I've always just suggested it, and they've been like, absolutely no way in God's great earth will I ever do that.

10:41 Drew All right, well, the ones that said no way like that, how many times did you ask them?

10:44 Caller Oh, usually, usually, one time, and then if they say no, then it's like whatever, you know, if they want to bring it up and throw it on.

10:50 Adam Well, listen, it also makes a guy nervous. He thinks maybe she's been up to this for some time now.

10:57 Caller Yeah, the whole, I'm not the first one to go there thing.

10:59 Adam Yeah, yeah, there's that. Let me get over that. Well, listen, Tom, are you into her?

11:04 Caller Oh, totally.

11:05 Drew All right.

11:05 Adam Well, if you're into her, then that's, that's it.

11:07 Drew Relax.

11:07 Adam That's good enough.

11:08 Enjoy it.

11:08 Adam Enjoy. All right. Thanks. All right.

11:11 All right.

11:11 Drew I don't know. It just makes all men suspect that they behave like that.

11:15 Adam Oh, what is this person's name? I'm not going to say this.

11:19 Drew Ganja?

11:20 Ganga.

11:20 Drew Ganga.

11:21 Adam Oh, I thought it was Ganja.

11:22 It's Indian. I know everybody says that, but...

11:25 Adam What's up there, Ganga? What kind of Indian?

11:30 You know, like Indian, you know, like East Indian, you know, from India.

11:33 Drew India.

11:34 Adam Oh, that kind of Indian.

11:35 Caller Okay.

11:36 Okay.

11:37 Well, I guess it's not a serious problem, but I consider it kind of because it's starting to really bug me the way I pick up my pimples and I can't stop.

11:45 Drew Do you pull your hair or hand wash or do any other kinds of compulsive actions?

11:51 I do this thing with my fingers. It kind of twitch. I don't know.

11:54 Drew All right. So you're kind of compulsive anyway. So there's one side is you're prone to compulsive activities. The other, though, is the question I have is why you don't get your acne treated properly.

12:04 Well, it's not so bad, but I think I just make it worse. I just like, I like sit there and I...

12:10 Drew Yeah, but it's bad enough that there's something really to pick and make worse. Why don't I get that really treated so you're not going after yourself all the time?

12:16 Well, how do I do that?

12:17 Drew See a dermatologist. There's no reason people should have acne completely treated these days.

12:22 Yeah.

12:23 Adam Man, Indians never have bad acne. Acne? I was thinking of the old theater I was in.

12:29 Drew Roadrunner.

12:30 Adam What used to be in the Acme theater? Yeah. You don't see that, do you?

12:35 Well, I'm not Indian.

12:37 Drew Her dad is, I guess.

12:38 No, no.

12:39 Drew Indian name?

12:40 Indian name, yeah.

12:41 Drew Okay.

12:41 Adam All right.

12:42 Okay.

12:43 Adam All right. So no one's Indian, they just named you an Indian name.

12:46 It's like a religion thing.

12:47 Drew You're a Hindu.

12:48 But I just also want to say that, Adam, I really think you're funny. I know everybody says that, but I really, really like you.

12:54 Adam No, that's not an idea.

12:55 I'm so glad I get to talk to you.

12:56 Adam It never gets old. Thank you.

12:58 All right.

12:58 Thank you.

12:59 All right.

12:59 Adam So get it treated and stop picking.

13:02 Drew Yeah. If the picking of various types continues, then you got to look at obsessive-compulsive disorder.

13:08 Adam Duffy?

13:10 Hi.

13:10 Adam Hey, you're 16, Duffy.

13:13 Caller Yeah.

13:16 I have a problem. I'm in an all-girls treatment center and it's locked down. I'm in Portland, Oregon, and all of these, there are a lot of lesbians and a lot of the staff are lesbians. I was raised in Utah and I'm not Mormon. I was excommunicated two and a half years ago.

13:32 Drew How do you know they're lesbians?

13:34 Because they tell us.

13:36 Adam The staff tells you they're lesbian too?

13:38 Yeah.

13:39 Adam They do?

13:40 Yeah.

13:41 Drew What makes it come up?

13:42 Well, they like dye their hair purple. They have really short hair. It's purple and they like wear only earrings on their right ear.

13:50 Drew Did you ask them because of that?

13:52 No, they just like come out and say it and they're wearing all this rainbow stuff.

13:56 Jennifer Blanc Rainbow stuff?

13:57 Adam Sure. That's the gay flag.

13:59 Yeah.

14:01 Adam Yeah. Super Jolly Roger, I call it.

14:03 Drew But mostly, Debbi, you're in a locked facility. Do you do a bunch of drugs?

14:08 What?

14:09 Drew Did you do a bunch of drugs?

14:10 No.

14:11 Drew Why are you in a locked facility?

14:12 Because I have, I was SCF, which is Services for Family and Children, and my mom and I got in a big fight. I had been in and out of foster homes, and then I got taken to detention, and I refused to go home, and it took a long time to get me placed.

14:32 Drew Okay. I'm just wondering, was there a diagnosis they gave you?

14:35 Yeah.

14:36 Drew What's the diagnosis?

14:37 Oppositional defiance, I have dysthymic disorder, and borderline personality disorder.

14:46 Adam That's not much. Oppositional defiance is just basically troublemaker, right?

14:50 Yeah.

14:51 Drew Anti-social, yeah. Yeah.

14:52 I just don't like listening to things sometimes.

14:54 Drew Yeah. But Duffy, it also makes all those together, it makes up often a little bit of paranoia.

15:00 Yeah.

15:01 Drew And... All right.

15:01 Adam Well, who cares if everyone's a lesbian over there? Right.

15:04 Drew That's the point. Is it...

15:05 There are girls doing stuff in showers, and there are girls telling me that I have a nice butt and stuff.

15:09 Drew Well, listen, so what have you been advised to do in response to those actions?

15:13 Well, like, the staff there, they say, well, on a scale of one to five, how open are you to homosexuality?

15:19 Drew No, no. What they say, what they don't say...

15:21 Adam Wait a minute. Don't they just spin a big homo wheel and ask you to pick a slice of the pie on there?

15:28 Drew Duffy, what they say is, if somebody is offensive to you or violating boundaries, to come to the staff, right?

15:36 Not really. They're telling me that I need to be more open to people.

15:39 Drew Well, that's of course the case, but I think if you feel if you feel violated and you feel like you're being aggressed against, I'm sure the staff is encouraging itself.

15:46 Adam Well, listen, Duffy, when are you going to get out of there?

15:49 June 1st.

15:50 Adam All right. So here's what you got to do. Lilo, try not to walk in on any showers when anyone's going at it. Be careful of those soap beatings they give you. They put the soap in the pillowcase and they beat you while you're asleep.

16:06 Drew Oh, is that right?

16:06 No, they don't do that.

16:07 Adam Oh, yes, they do.

16:08 Oh, really?

16:09 Adam Oh, yeah. I've been at that one for a while. I was raised there. At the lesbian holding tank that's an internment for lesbians.

16:18 Jennifer Blanc It's going to be more frightening now.

16:20 Drew Duffy, Duffy, look, you also know Oppositional Defiant, Borderline, that creates a lot of distortion of people in authority. And so, they wouldn't be running it, they wouldn't be working there, they wouldn't have an institution. This stuff is very carefully controlled. It would be extraordinarily rare for someone to be harmed by staff at an institution, I think.

16:40 Well, I'm not afraid of being harmed by it. I just, it really grosses me out. I don't know how to like talk to people about it. And girls are going out with other girls there and they like some of them are my friends and they sit down and they're all like, Oh, yeah, well, guess you just asked me out.

16:53 Drew Okay. Well, they're your friends.

16:54 Adam Well, let me talk to Duffy. I'll give you a little real world talk here. Duffy.

16:58 Yes.

16:58 Adam Here's the deal. You get into a lot of trouble.

17:01 No, I don't.

17:02 Adam Yes, you do. That's why your opposition will defy it.

17:05 Drew Create a lot of trouble.

17:06 Adam OD. And the deal is, is you seem to find trouble even if there isn't any. Okay. You sniff it out. And that's what you're doing now. You're sniffing out trouble. And what you need to do is work on yourself, pass your time quietly, and get the hell out of there in June. Not start trouble, not find trouble. You understand? That's what you need. You need to not make a ripple in this big tank that you're in.

17:32 Jennifer Blanc It doesn't matter what they're doing. It doesn't mean you have to do it.

17:34 Adam That's right.

17:34 Drew But stay focused on reality. You're going to have a tendency to distort reality.

17:39 Adam Geez, OD and excommunicated from the church. At 16, the Mormon Church. That's bad times. All right.

17:51 Drew Jennifer, you okay?

17:52 Adam Tony, you all right? It's overwhelming.

17:54 I'm fine.

17:55 Adam Are you laughing?

17:57 I'm sorry.

17:57 Drew She's losing her mind.

17:58 Adam She really is.

18:00 Drew It's like one of those movies where somebody just starts laughing hysterically, but they're really...

18:05 Adam Yeah, where they go, you've gone mad. Mad, I tell you. Slapper, would you?

18:09 Drew I think a slap might do it.

18:11 Adam That's... as a doctor, it would be within your right to slapper, wouldn't it?

18:16 Drew I'm just going to call for an ambulance. I'm sorry. Don't bother.

18:18 Adam No, I'm going to try slapping.

18:19 Drew I want them to see this. I want them to see this.

18:21 Adam Tony?

18:23 Drew And call PD, all right?

18:24 Adam Tony, you're 19.

18:26 Caller Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend, she bleeds a lot when she orgasms.

18:30 Drew Only when she orgasms?

18:31 Only when she orgasms.

18:33 Adam That's weird.

18:34 Caller It's weird.

18:35 Adam Have we heard that one?

18:36 Drew Yeah, kind of.

18:37 Adam We have?

18:38 Drew You know, the reason I asked the question, in fact, is that we had one about a week ago where they said the same thing and they insisted it was just with orgasm. And there is contraction. The uterus does sort of change its position during orgasm and maybe that's what gets the blood to expel. But it doesn't necessarily mean anything. As long as she's getting regular pelvic exams and doesn't have any other symptoms, she should be fine.

18:57 Where could she get that checked out at?

19:00 Drew Does she have a doctor?

19:02 Yes, she does.

19:02 Drew Just go back there and get a pelvic exam, okay?

19:04 Can I talk to Adam really quick?

19:06 Adam No.

19:07 Oh my gosh.

19:08 Adam All right. What's up there, Tony?

19:09 Can you play Taboo 2, please?

19:11 Adam No, no. I'm too... I drank all day today.

19:15 Drew Oh, that's why you're messed up.

19:16 Jennifer Blanc What's Taboo 2?

19:17 Adam It's the theme song, one of my favorite porn movies.

19:21 Drew Okay. Put this guy on hold. All right.

19:22 Adam Hold on, Tony. I mean, we're getting ready.

19:25 Drew So, Adam, I'm in Spokane. I told you the story about speaking till late into the night. And I dragged my butt early in the morning, as usual, back to the airport. And sitting, you know, people are getting together to get the flight out. And here, my name being called across the waiting area there. And there's Ron Jeremy.

19:44 Adam Oh, you want to take a picture?

19:47 Drew I wanted to say hi, show me his stuff, show me on a tour.

19:50 Jennifer Blanc Show you his stuff.

19:51 Adam He gets around that Ron Jeremy.

19:53 Drew I come up here, said hi to Adam.

19:54 Adam Sure. What was he doing over there? He's doing a sort of prosthetic penis tour. I have his prosthetic penis.

20:02 Drew I meant to remind him of that, but I didn't thought it might scare him. And now he's doing sort of a tour show, a little comedy show he does around.

20:10 Adam Fantastic. Do you really? Yeah, I do have his penis.

20:14 Drew Really?

20:14 Adam He was on the show. Ron Jeremy is a guy who's made more porn movies than anybody.

20:21 Drew He was in Taboo 2, right?

20:22 Adam Yes, he was one of the stars of Taboo 2. And he had a prosthetic penis. Well, not really prosthetic, but porn stars make representations of their genitalia and then sell it at the counter of these porn shops. So you could actually get Ron Jeremy's penis, although you could probably get Ron Jeremy's penis anyway, but I could not get it.

20:50 Drew So I can't believe you just said that.

20:54 Adam Well, I'm just saying, you're an attractive gal, and if you wanted to receive his penis, I'm sure you could.

20:59 Caller I don't want to.

21:00 Adam Well, not now, you don't.

21:01 Jennifer Blanc No, I don't ever.

21:02 Adam Have you met the man? He's very charismatic.

21:05 Drew He said he'd been on moral court or something.

21:08 Adam Moral court, I think he called it.

21:09 Drew He was arguing against the guy that runs the bunny ranch. You saw this?

21:12 Adam I didn't see that. One of our guests did.

21:15 Yes.

21:15 Adam You're 19. Yes, you're on with Jennifer Blanc. She plays Kendra on Dark Angel. Hi.

21:20 Hi.

21:22 Jennifer Blanc All right. Here's my problem. I go to the gynecologist. I have some kind of infection down my vagina. I don't know what it is.

21:30 Drew Right one.

21:30 Adam Virgina.

21:31 Jennifer Blanc Whatever. Vagina. Vagina, vagina, whatever.

21:35 Drew You say vagina.

21:39 Jennifer Blanc So anyway. I have a lot of it down there and discharge. I got it when I was taking antibiotics a couple of years ago. And it's been continuous.

21:50 Jennifer Blanc You have a yeast infection.

21:51 Adam Probably.

21:52 Jennifer Blanc No, no, no. I've gone to the gynecologist. She's checked me out two different times and told me there's nothing wrong with me.

21:58 Adam What did you say you were taking?

22:00 Jennifer Blanc Some kind of antibiotic.

22:02 Jennifer Blanc They cause yeast infections.

22:04 Drew Yeah, but it's easier to detect these things at pelvic exam. Now, did they ever treat you for yeast, though?

22:10 Jennifer Blanc No, I took the one yeast infection cure that you buy at the store.

22:16 Drew Monistat. You might push the doctor to give you something called Diflucan that eradicates yeast for people that have recurrences. Then there are other kinds of, it's hard to know what this would be, because they would have checked you for other kinds of vaginitis.

22:30 Jennifer Blanc Did she say two years?

22:32 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, it's been a pretty long time.

22:34 Drew Yeah, it means it's not yeast. It's not yeast. It made, it's 17, she got this. I wonder what the heck it would be, some sort of chronic irritation.

22:42 Gardnerilla.

22:43 Drew Yeah, Gardnerilla, you would think they...

22:45 Jennifer Blanc In the end, she can't really do a full inspection on me, because I'm a virgin and it hurts really bad.

22:54 Adam Really? You still have that hymen? Really?

22:58 Jennifer Blanc Yes. I hate it, though. I want to get rid of it.

23:00 Drew Oh, good. Well, it must, yeah.

23:01 Adam Ron Jeremy.

23:02 Drew Quite a nuisance.

23:03 Adam Another job for Ron.

23:05 Drew And just his prosthesis.

23:06 Adam What about it? Why haven't you had sex?

23:10 Jennifer Blanc There's a couple different reasons. One, first of all, because I went blind when I was 15 and I really don't have the social interaction that I used to have.

23:20 Drew From what? Did you go blind?

23:21 Jennifer Blanc A bad car accident.

23:22 Drew Oh my God.

23:23 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, I almost died.

23:25 Drew Did it, was it a head injury or was it eye injury?

23:27 Jennifer Blanc It was a head injury. What happened is we were driving in a convertible jeep. Our driver came to the street where we had the stop sign, but she didn't see it for a couple of different reasons. She started crossing the street at 25, 30 miles per hour. Out of the corner of her eyes, she sees this guy barreling down on us and he is not stopping. So she tried to hit the gas pedal and go, didn't quite make it. He hit the back end of it, sent us into a tailspin, four of us flew out. Two of us had minor injuries, two of us had major injuries, one of us died. Oh my God.

24:03 Jennifer Blanc It's really awful.

24:06 Adam And you were blind from that day on?

24:08 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, what happened is I flew into the curve of the sidewalk and my spine went up into my brain and it's sitting at my optic nerve.

24:18 Adam So you're completely blind?

24:20 Jennifer Blanc Yes, I am.

24:21 Adam You see light?

24:23 Jennifer Blanc All I can see is motion. No shadows, no light, just motion.

24:26 Adam How do you see motion if there's no light?

24:29 Jennifer Blanc I don't know. I can't say. I mean, I may be able to distinguish a little bit of light, but it's nothing I can really notice.

24:37 Drew Isn't that wild? That's the way the brain works. It's hard to describe some of these things that you perceive.

24:42 Adam So when your eyes are open, it's as if you were in a dark closet or dark room.

24:48 Jennifer Blanc Well, no, not really. Interestingly enough, what I'm seeing right now is the majority of black, but intermixed with the black are these tiny little white dots. It's very interesting. I know for a long time after the accident, I would see things. I would see things moving. I would see like this big, I guess, rock valley, and I would usually see like a little shape moving throughout it.

25:21 Adam Are you sure you didn't do some mushrooms or something?

25:23 Drew No.

25:24 Jennifer Blanc The only thing I've ever done is weed, and not even that much.

25:26 Drew Did you have any other spine injuries? Are you immobilized anyway?

25:31 Jennifer Blanc My right side is paralyzed by 30 percent, but that's about it. I can move it.

25:36 Adam All right. Well, listen, you have a good excuse for being a virgin.

25:42 Drew That's fine.

25:43 Adam I'll let you pass. I'll need a note from the doctor, you understand?

25:47 Drew It looks good. You might want to talk to your doctor about a medicine called Diflucan, which, again, can eradicate recurrent yeast pretty easily.

25:54 Adam All righty.

25:55 Drew It's probably another medication, I bet you, that's called.

25:57 Adam All right. Everyone, put your seatbelts on.

25:59 Drew Oh, no.

26:00 Adam Stay away from those convertibles. All right. We will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we will speak to John. John is 19 loss virginity and a threesome. All right. Son of a bitch. After this. Hey, Love Line, I'm Adam Perola. That is Jack, the girl over there. Jennifer Blanc is our guest tonight. She plays Kendra from Dark Angel.

26:27 Drew And, Jennifer, you're not quarantined here. You can actually go out and talk to your friends.

26:32 Adam Tuesday nights, 9 o'clock on Fox.

26:35 Drew She called the people across the window here.

26:37 Adam Yeah, she's getting a little spazzy. It's like it's a visiting time at the woman's prison.

26:42 Drew Yes.

26:43 Adam Well, we just... You actually used your cell phone to call the next room.

26:47 Jennifer Blanc No, I called my mother.

26:48 Drew Oh, okay. You called your mother.

26:50 Adam Good. You know, if you like, they're in the next commercial. You guys can visit.

26:54 Drew Did you apologize?

26:55 Jennifer Blanc I was just like waving.

26:56 Drew She was up here once. Was she not?

26:57 Jennifer Blanc No, she called in the last time.

26:59 Drew That's right.

26:59 Jennifer Blanc And I told her not to tonight because it kind of embarrassed me.

27:03 Adam Oh, yeah. And it never goes right. Sean?

27:06 Yeah.

27:07 Adam You're 19.

27:08 Caller Hey, first I'd like to say that, Jennifer, you are hot and you are stepping to Alba.

27:14 Caller Oh, my goodness.

27:16 Jennifer Blanc Thank you.

27:17 Caller Anyway, sorry, I'm very nervous. My problem is I lost my Virginia when I was 17 and threesome. And when I have sex with women now, I can't orgasm unless I'm thinking about having sex with two women.

27:34 Caller I see.

27:35 Adam Yeah, everything is a big letdown.

27:37 Drew Yeah.

27:39 Adam You don't believe it?

27:40 Drew No, I believe it. I just don't believe that's the cause.

27:45 Caller I don't know, but like...

27:47 Adam How did you pull off the virginity losing threesome?

27:52 Yeah, but...

27:54 Adam How'd that work?

27:55 Caller Well, we were at a party and we were kind of drinking and doing some substance and...

28:01 Adam Yeah, you see?

28:02 Drew There's a lot more here.

28:03 Adam Well, he's 17.

28:03 Caller How old were the girls? They were around my age.

28:06 Jennifer Blanc How old were you again?

28:08 Adam He was 17.

28:09 Jennifer Blanc He was 17.

28:09 Adam And they were 9 and 11.

28:11 Drew It's kind of already peculiar that...

28:12 Jennifer Blanc They were 9 and 11?

28:14 Drew That was his first experience, but he's blaming the fact that he can't orgasm with a single person.

28:19 Caller Well, last weekend, I was at another threesome.

28:23 Adam Holy Christ. Your balls have more mileage on them than mine, and mine are 36 years old. It's horrible. How do you pull these two threesomes off before the age of 20?

28:35 Caller I'll introduce you. Now, um...

28:37 Adam It's your balls?

28:39 Caller You can introduce me to them.

28:40 Drew All I get from him is that he's high-risk-taking, he's into drugs, he's got the kind of screwy friends, and he needs high levels of arousal or to experience anything sexual. So to me, that's a kid that's been over-aroused at a young age, either abused or something.

28:54 Adam Hey, John?

28:55 Caller Yeah?

28:57 Adam You cannot have an orgasm now, one-on-one, or you just have to think that and you'll have an orgasm?

29:02 Caller One-on-one, I just like... I'll like masturbate.

29:06 Adam So you can't have an orgasm one-on-one? No. How about the second threesome you had recently?

29:14 Caller That was, that was, you know, I went normally.

29:16 Drew He was fine.

29:17 Caller Like in the, when I did the virginity thing.

29:19 Jennifer Blanc Is there something so wrong with like fantasizing?

29:22 Adam No, but he's not even able to pull that one off.

29:25 Drew So he has to do a threesome in order to have a normal...

29:28 Jennifer Blanc You can't, you can't just think about having one?

29:30 Caller I, I had to masturbate when I, when I...

29:34 Drew Think about it.

29:34 Caller One-on-one.

29:36 Drew Yeah.

29:37 Adam And then where's the girl?

29:40 Caller She's dead.

29:41 Drew Listen, were you physically abused or something growing up? No. What was so, so... It strikes me.

29:49 Adam Really? I'm not getting...

29:50 Drew No, I don't get the chaos from him, but I get the fact that he needs high levels of arousal in order to be sort of...

29:55 Adam Well, he set the bar pretty goddamn high.

29:58 Drew If that had happened, he was 11, I'd say okay, but he was 17.

30:01 Adam So you want to know what happened before that?

30:03 Drew Yeah.

30:05 Adam Anything, John?

30:06 Caller I just like, you know, physical abuse, like I was...

30:11 Drew That's what I'm talking about.

30:12 Caller Well, I wasn't like sexually abused.

30:13 Drew No, no, no, physical abuse. That's what I'm picking up on, because the sexual abuse would have created all the chaos. Physical abuse means... Physical abuse does sort of overwhelm the system. It sort of shuts down to normal stimulation, because you're being abused all the time, so you have to protect yourself against that. And it also creates all kinds of funny feelings about intimacy and maybe women if mom was one of the perpetrators.

30:35 Adam Alright, so John, you were the victim of physical abuse when you were growing up. That's left some mark on your psyche. And now you're having a little difficulty and you gotta get some therapy, talk to somebody, work this stuff out.

30:50 Drew I would bet the other thing that would get him going would be like S&M type stuff.

30:53 Caller No, no, not at all.

30:56 Drew Alright, but I still would, even though he doesn't like it, I bet that, again, people that have been physically...

31:01 Adam Drew, he just totally didn't like it. Now, come on.

31:03 Jennifer Blanc Don't force that on him.

31:05 Drew Listen, if you've talked to these people into that, most of them say they didn't understand that they would like it until they got exposed to it, then all of a sudden they get fetishized.

31:12 Adam Well, in that case, we may all like it.

31:13 Drew No.

31:14 Adam Why not?

31:14 Drew This is the story.

31:15 Adam I don't think I like it. You never know, though.

31:18 Drew No, I know.

31:19 Adam Nice. How do you know?

31:20 Drew Because we tried it one night, remember?

31:21 Caller That's right.

31:23 Adam Drew put this, you know, that gimp ball in my mouth so I couldn't talk. And then he put his Beastmaster mask on and this studded leather groin.

31:33 Jennifer Blanc What's a gimp ball?

31:36 Adam I'll show you during the commercial. Zach?

31:39 Caller Yeah.

31:40 Adam You're 13.

31:42 Caller I was just wondering, like, my girlfriend once had a sexual relationship.

31:46 Caller I see.

31:47 Caller And it's just like she pressured me today when we were, like, going out to the mall and it was just, like, kind of like, she kept, I mean, like, a condom and all that stuff.

31:57 Adam Wow.

31:57 Caller What?

31:59 Wow.

32:00 Adam Yeah, it's tough. It's tough for a guy.

32:03 Caller Yeah.

32:03 Adam Yeah.

32:04 Drew You're 13. You're not ready for that yet, right?

32:07 Caller Not really, no.

32:07 Drew Okay. That's fine.

32:09 Caller Yeah.

32:09 Drew That's fine.

32:09 Adam That's all right.

32:10 Drew His voice is changing. Plus, that's good. Plus, you're sort of picking up on probably the fact that there's something not right about your girlfriend for pushing like that.

32:19 Adam Well, maybe she's, how old is she?

32:21 Caller She's like 15.

32:24 Adam How do you swing that by the way?

32:26 Drew At 13.

32:27 Adam And what grade are you in?

32:28 Caller I'm in 8th.

32:29 Adam And what grade is she in?

32:30 Caller She's in like 10th or something.

32:32 Drew How do you even meet her?

32:33 Adam Well, hold on a second.

32:34 I don't know what grade she's in.

32:36 Caller I mean, no. I mean, I met her like two years ago and we were like at a skating rink.

32:40 Adam Oh, hold on a second. I believe the guy, but what 13 year old in the world doesn't know what grade the girl he's dating is in, especially if she's a couple of years older.

32:54 Drew Skater Stoner.

32:55 Adam Skater? Yeah, they should just, they shouldn't even say skater, just stoner. Sconer, they should call them. You Sconer?

33:05 Caller Yeah.

33:05 Adam How is it you don't know what grade she's in?

33:08 Caller She's in high school and I'm in junior high and it's just like, whatever.

33:11 Jennifer Blanc Do you ever talk?

33:13 Adam Ever?

33:13 Caller Yeah, we talk all the time.

33:15 Adam What grade would you imagine she was in?

33:18 Drew Okay.

33:19 Adam I see. You'll be going to high school next year, right?

33:23 Drew Same high school?

33:24 Caller Yeah, high school next year.

33:26 Adam I see. You're kind of curious to see if she's going to be there while you're there?

33:30 Caller Yeah, she's going to be a senior when I'm a junior, I think. No. She's going to be a senior when I'm a sophomore.

33:36 Adam Right.

33:38 Caller So that will be a good podcast.

33:39 Adam All right. Well, listen, you got it a little over your head with this girl. I know. She's what you call fast. Yeah. She's got a little different sexual egenics.

33:48 Jennifer Blanc That's not really fair to say that she's fast.

33:51 Adam She's fast for him.

33:52 Caller I mean, she's fast for him.

33:54 Adam She's a couple years older and she's in a different place.

33:58 Caller Yeah, maybe she's going through some things I'm not going to be able to understand.

34:01 Drew There you go. Good instinct. You got some good instincts in there. Just follow them, Zach, okay?

34:06 Adam All right. Just tell her what you're comfortable with and what you're not. Let's say go out on a date. Maybe, maybe let her get up your bra. Feel her a little bit. But if you're not comfortable with her, you know, sliding the hand up the skirt, stop right there.

34:24 Drew Just grab her hand.

34:25 Adam What I would do is I would take the hand, I would put it back over my shoulder, like when we're at the drive-in. You know what I mean?

34:32 Drew Tell them you want a milkshake.

34:33 Adam That's right. And I don't buy those lines about going up to watch a submarine races. I know what goes on up there on Makeout Point, which is now been changed to Sodomy Hill. Did you know that Makeout Point was Sodomy Hill now?

34:46 Drew It doesn't surprise me.

34:47 Adam Yes, times have changed.

34:48 Drew Oh, boy have they.

34:49 Adam All right. Let's talk to Philip.

34:52 Drew The implication of milkshake is even different now, I suspect.

34:55 Adam Philip is 19. What's up?

34:57 Caller Oh, just lost my virginity to a girlfriend of mine.

35:04 Drew Wow.

35:04 Caller Not too long ago.

35:05 Adam Nice. Everyone's losing their virginity.

35:08 Caller It's all about the good times, bro.

35:10 Adam That's right, bro. What's going on?

35:12 Caller Well, you know, I've been thinking about it as far as getting a blow job and such. Sure. I just, I cannot get off.

35:20 Adam It's important for a man to reflect.

35:22 Caller Yeah, yeah. It's worth it, but it's just getting off has been the problem.

35:26 Adam Where can't you get off?

35:29 Caller Well, as far as she's going down on me, it's like she'll be there for five minutes and you know, sometimes it'll go down, sometimes just won't let go.

35:38 Drew It's just one of those things. It's just your preference.

35:40 Adam So, is this all about her? Is this about orgasming when she's going down on you?

35:45 Caller Mmm, yes.

35:47 Caller Yeah, kind of, yeah.

35:48 Adam Well, when you have sex with her, how's that part?

35:51 Caller It's off.

35:52 Adam And you have no trouble with the orgasm?

35:54 Caller Um, it goes on for about 10, 15 minutes, then I start to. It depends because, you know, if I just...

36:01 Adam Okay, listen, hey, Phillip?

36:02 Caller Yes, sir.

36:03 Adam I don't need an orgasmic menu and some sort of time chart so I can find out where your balls were at 1026 and then when they returned to 1029. I don't need to... Your balls don't have to punch in. What I'm asking is, is you were...

36:18 Drew Is there a problem?

36:19 Adam Is there a problem when you're having intercourse with her about you having the orgasm? No, not at all. Not at all? Okay.

36:28 Drew Stop there.

36:29 Adam Fine. But there is during the oral sex. And that happens to a lot of guys.

36:34 Drew Yes.

36:35 Adam All right.

36:35 Drew Adam spies in all those males.

36:38 Adam It just probably means you're gay, but I wouldn't...

36:40 Jennifer Blanc Why does that happen to a lot of guys?

36:42 Adam I have no idea.

36:43 Drew We can't figure that out.

36:43 Jennifer Blanc I want to know.

36:44 Adam Now listen, to me, when I find out that a lot of guys can't have an orgasm via the oral sex, it's like when I find out that some guys like... It's like when I look at those people like the thick crust peats instead of the thin crust. You know what I mean? I don't like those thick crust people.

37:01 Drew I'll summarize your feelings. How dare you?

37:03 Adam How dare you not have an orgasm and how dare you like that thick crust pizza? You know, I like a nice thin crust, I fold it in half like a taco pouch, right? Right in the puss. But the point is, is I don't understand it and I feel bad for them, although I don't think they feel bad for them.

37:21 Drew Well, I wonder if it is either something, it's probably a whole series of different things for guys. It may be just some incompatibility, you know, somebody doesn't know how to stimulate somebody. B. It means something to them they don't like.

37:35 Caller Something.

37:36 Drew And I think some guys just prefer sex so much that they just thinking about that.

37:41 Adam Yes.

37:42 Drew And that's where they're going.

37:43 Adam Yeah. And there's a lot of guys, it doesn't mean they don't like it. It just means it doesn't completely flip their cookie. But I would imagine they don't like it as much as a guy who was able to have an orgasm that way.

37:57 Drew Absolutely true.

37:57 Adam Yeah. Drew, I know you're a very passionate man. And I'm sure you're a fan of the oral play. I know that's what I like. Boobs and Blowjobs, that's my motto.

38:06 Jennifer Blanc It's a good thing.

38:07 Drew And Bar Mitzvahs.

38:08 Adam And Bar Mitzvahs. It's alliteration. I was trying to get a vanity license plate that said Boobs, Blowjobs and Bar Mitzvahs, but it turned out.

38:16 Drew Let's take a break.

38:18 Adam Alright, we're going to take ourselves a break. Yeah, there you go. Jennifer Blanc is here from Dark Angel. We'll come back with more of your screwball questions after that. Hey, no more talking there. It's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. This is Dr. Drew over there for number 1-800-L-V-E-1-9-1. Jennifer Blanc is our guest tonight from Dark Angels. She plays Kendra. Tuesday nights, nine o'clock on Fox. You also may remember her from The Mommies. Oh, those gals are right. Boy, they're funny.

38:59 Jennifer Blanc You like that show, huh?

39:01 Drew Longevity.

39:02 Adam Those two, boy, they're real cut-ups. Those two, they're these housewives that made their own stand-up routine and then parlayed that into millions of dollars doing like soap ads.

39:12 Drew They're actually amazing women. I met them too. It was not their sense that the...

39:18 Adam There's nothing funny about them.

39:19 Drew They're not like you who declared themselves comedic genius. They were surprised that people were having them do the things they were doing.

39:26 Adam They should be shocked. Shocked. Beyond surprised.

39:29 Drew They were.

39:29 Adam I just can't stand it when people like that make a lot of money. That's all.

39:32 Drew They didn't claim themselves to be great.

39:34 Adam No. I know. They were humble. Kim?

39:38 Drew They were very nice. I remember them.

39:39 Adam Where did you meet the mommies?

39:40 Drew They were up on this show a couple of times.

39:42 Adam I wasn't here.

39:42 Drew No, you were not here.

39:44 Adam All right. Well, that's it to them. That's back the laundry for them. Good. Kim, you're 26.

39:50 Caller Yes, I am.

39:51 Adam What's up?

39:52 Caller I just wanted to start by saying I've listened to you guys for several years and I think you guys give a lot of good advice. It's wonderful. I think it's great for what you do for the young kids especially.

40:01 Adam Thank you.

40:04 Caller I wanted to start by just asking, I've been with my husband for several years and when we first started dating, the sexual relationship was very good, very interesting and after probably the first year, I didn't want to have sex anymore, not just with him but just at all and we have two children now.

40:27 Adam What does that mean?

40:29 Caller I don't know.

40:30 Adam You mean masturbating or you just mean the thought of having sex even from a fantasy standpoint was out of the question?

40:38 Caller Just having sex. It's like I'm too busy. I don't have time. He really desires it. He pushes it a lot and I usually-

40:46 Adam That's why he got married.

40:48 Drew Here's one of the great, one of God's big jokes is when women start to shut down for whatever reason, fatigue, hormonal, depression, lack of intimacy, men, of course, get old and start up and pushing, pushing. That's the sure fire way to end things right there.

41:04 Adam Yeah, but everybody does that. I mean, I think it's a natural tendency in a relationship that, forget about sexually, if one partner starts pulling back a little bit, like you do that thing where they go, I can't see you this weekend, maybe next weekend. All of a sudden, you who were Mr. Laidback starts asking questions, putting the pressure on, wanting to know what's going on.

41:25 Drew How much more drive could there be than the sexual one? You know what I'm saying? You guys really start going insane on that.

41:31 Adam I think if a man started pulling away sexually, the woman would start coming on and feeling insecure and doing it too.

41:40 Caller But anyway, I am insecure because I'm worried that later on down the road, maybe not right now. I mean, he's very understanding, but he does bring it up. It makes me cry because I feel bad that I'm how often how often you give him sex. Well, I my New Year's resolution was to do better so far this this year. It's been like six times, you know, once a week, twice a week, maybe.

42:02 Drew All right. But Kim, you have to examine what it is that's going on that's causing you to drop off in your terms of a libido like this. Is the relationship okay? Do you love with him? Is he giving you what you need emotionally?

42:12 Jennifer Blanc But communication.

42:14 Drew So the relationship is sound. So then you have to start looking at your sort of emotional state in your biology. Are you wanting a medication?

42:21 Caller No, I'm not.

42:21 Drew Do any.

42:22 Caller But I have had two children recently.

42:25 Drew All right. So it's very often after child people have a dramatic drop off in their sex drive. Are you still breastfeeding?

42:31 Caller Yes, I am.

42:32 Drew Okay. So all this tends to decrease libido. You might talk to your doctor sometimes going on the birth control pill will help that.

42:38 Caller I am on the birth control pill now in conjunction with with nursing. But this started before I had children.

42:44 Adam All right.

42:44 Drew Well, you share the one.

42:46 Adam Maybe you have. You think you may be depressed?

42:50 Caller I don't know.

42:51 Drew Depression is the other thing that does.

42:52 Adam You may be a little depressed.

42:54 Caller Do you think so?

42:55 Adam I'm going with yeah. I mean, you don't seem to have any chemical problems yet. You don't want to be intimate. You used to want to be your husband's a great guy. He's not doing anything. Are you sure?

43:06 Caller I'm sure. But I worry in the future that it's going to come to that.

43:10 Adam Let me tell you something about the vagina. It's got an extra set of ears down there. It hears stuff that even the head doesn't hear sometimes and reacts negatively.

43:18 Drew Radio waves, microwaves, it picks up all kinds of things.

43:20 Adam It picks up little subtle vibes. Like what I mean is the woman could be going, yeah, he's a decent guy. He's holding his own.

43:26 Drew No, he's a great guy. He's great.

43:28 Adam We're communicating with the Vagina's going, no, no. No, you don't know what's going on. I got cotton mouth, honey. Anything?

43:36 Jennifer Blanc Pfft. What?

43:41 Adam Oh, yeah.

43:41 Caller I hear.

43:42 Adam Yeah, you buy that wrap of his. I don't, honey. I know what's going on. You buy all that late nights, you buy all that dedication, crab, flowers. Oh, excuse me. You might be able to buy her with a $5 variety pack of seeds, but not me. I'm going to take more than that.

44:01 Drew Birth control pills, sometimes this is from the hormonal changes to pregnancy and it's just giving a little extra estrogen or even progesterone, paying the women what their needs are. You can usually find a pill that helps. So the one you're on may be shutting you down further. So you might talk to your doctor about trying different pills. See if there's one that will handle it.

44:15 Adam Well, God bless her with the New Year's resolution. What are you going to do? Quit smoking, lose 10 pounds, let my husband bang the bejesus out of me a little more often than he did in 2000. All right. Sounds good. Yeah. Jessica.

44:32 Hello.

44:32 Adam You're 17.

44:34 Yeah, I'm 17 and I have this big problem. Okay, two weeks ago I started getting morning sickness and I didn't really think anything about it but it started getting really bad. And I went to the doctors and they told me I was pregnant. But the thing is that I'm still a virgin.

44:53 Caller I see.

44:55 Drew No one has ever put a penis inside your vagina. Has there been any, anybody ejaculate near you? Yeah. Well, there you go.

45:02 But, okay, my thing is, I don't know.

45:05 Adam What's the deal? Was it windy?

45:06 Drew Get on your hands or something.

45:07 Adam Were you in a convertible?

45:10 That's what I don't get. It's like, I don't know. I've, I don't have sex for that same reason because I don't want to get pregnant.

45:17 Adam Well, what did you do that may have gotten you pregnant?

45:21 Like me and my boyfriend fool around, but we just don't go.

45:24 Adam I see. But give us specifically what would have.

45:27 Drew Yeah, help us understand how the semen got to the vagina.

45:32 I don't know. I give him, I play with him. That's like the only thing I can imagine.

45:37 Drew And it gets on your hands?

45:39 On my hand, yes. And I always have panties on and everything, and that's why I don't understand.

45:48 Adam You don't, you don't, you know, I mean, I don't know, this is still pretty far-fetched.

45:54 Drew Yes, it is.

45:55 Adam I mean, are you sure you're pregnant?

45:58 That's why, that's my question. Is there any way it could be a mistake?

46:01 Drew Yeah, always. A blood test can be wrong.

46:04 I went and, hello?

46:06 Drew Yes, tests can be wrong. You need to go back and get another blood test.

46:08 Well, I went and they said, yeah, I kind of wasn't too sure, so I took one myself and it came out that I was, I went to Planned Parenthood and it came out again that I was.

46:18 Adam All right, but yet you never, you sure, you didn't fall asleep camping with this guy or anything, did you?

46:23 I've never, never.

46:24 Adam And you give him a little handy?

46:27 I don't know. I mean, we've done like, you know, like dry sex, is that what they call it?

46:32 Drew Whether he ejaculate, yeah, he ejaculated.

46:34 Adam Let me tell you something about the dry sex. Sometimes just a little dab will do you, as they say. He could have been moist while you were dry. Well, hold on a second, Jessica, we got to take a break. I'm thinking if she is praying she has to keep this one because this is could be the Messiah. That is a keeper here.

46:52 Drew To see whether there's actually a pregnancy or she needs an ultrasound.

46:54 Adam Baby Jesus number two. Yeah, this is a biblical baby.

46:56 Drew Needs an ultrasound.

46:57 Adam Save this one. All right, we'll take a little break and then we'll get back with that. Jess Gunn just get to the bottom of this dry hump. Yeah, Loveline, Adam Corolla, Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LLVE-191, Anderson Cooper. I guess he's the host of The Mole, is going to be in here tomorrow night. Do you want to tell us about that? Then we got some XFL cheerleaders coming in here on Tuesday night. I think this XFL, the people sort of think it's going to work.

47:35 Drew People are looking forward to watching it.

47:36 Caller You're going to watch it?

47:38 Adam Listen, I'll watch anything that even resembles football. I wish they would hold... I wish the Pop Warner season ran another couple of weeks. I'd go down to the park and yell at kids.

47:48 Drew I just wonder if it's going to somehow violate...

47:51 Adam Football is my huggy blanket, you understand?

47:53 Drew You know how when somebody does something weird, the things that you really hold sacred, they bastardize it in some way, and you think, Oh, no, I can't go there.

48:00 Adam But that's when they change the game that you like or love or hold sacred, which is the NFL. This is a separate season at a separate time, and the last NFL game beside the All-Star game was held today.

48:15 Drew Do you remember the WFL?

48:17 Jennifer Blanc Football is your huggy blanket.

48:18 Drew Did you watch it?

48:19 Adam Yeah, I feel naked without it. Yeah, I remember the Women's Football League. I remember growing up.

48:25 Drew What was the World Football League?

48:26 Adam Well, I remember when women played football, that little experiment in the 70s. As a matter of fact, they dedicated Charlie's Angels episode to that.

48:34 Drew Or the Arena Football. Do you watch Arena? That's out there still.

48:37 Adam I would watch it, but it's not on.

48:39 Drew Yeah.

48:39 Adam All right. You all right with that?

48:41 Drew I'm just trying to decide if I'm going to watch it or not.

48:43 Adam Well, you'll see. You'll see if it's worth it. I'll certainly give it a look. Then Be Real is going to be in here Wednesday nights to tell us how to make bongs out of us.

48:55 Drew I've never seen Be Real without Bobo. I didn't know they existed.

48:59 Adam Oh, really? Well, we'll see. Maybe Bobo will jump in. All right. Jennifer Blanc is our guest tonight. She is Kendra from Dark Angel, Tuesday nights, nine o'clock on Fox. Here we go back to the Salt Mine. Jessica.

49:14 Drew This is Jessica who was pregnant but no sex. Remember?

49:17 Adam Right. So, Jessica.

49:19 Yeah.

49:20 Adam You're pregnant. You never had intercourse with your boyfriend, but you do give him a little hand help, right? And then you do a little dry sex, a little grinding.

49:33 Yeah.

49:34 Adam And when you're doing this, are you naked?

49:37 Well, I always have panties on.

49:40 Adam I see.

49:41 But I explained this to the doctor and he said that it's possible.

49:46 Drew It is possible.

49:47 But my main thing is I don't know how to tell my parents and I really don't know how to tell him because I don't think he's... I mean, maybe he'll believe me, but...

49:57 Jennifer Blanc Does he listen to the show?

49:59 No.

50:01 Adam Does he have... Now, when you do this grinding, were his pants on?

50:06 Sometimes they will be or he'll just have the boxers.

50:09 Adam I see. What, the penis was in or out of the boxers?

50:13 I guess it could have been out. We do this often.

50:17 Adam I see. You kind of know if that penis is out, don't you?

50:20 Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes it will be.

50:23 Adam Yeah. Sometimes it's enough.

50:27 Drew He never tried to put his penis inside the vagina?

50:30 No.

50:30 Drew Never?

50:31 Caller Okay.

50:33 Drew No.

50:34 I said, like, we've tried once, but it's never, it was a long time ago and it wouldn't add up to this.

50:40 Adam I see. All right.

50:41 Jennifer Blanc What do you mean you tried once?

50:43 Like, we've tried, but it's too painful and I don't think I'm ready for it.

50:47 Adam No. You're a little uptight.

50:49 Yeah.

50:50 Adam That's good. That's fine. All right. So, hey, this sucks because we talked to people who have been screwing like rabbits for five years and haven't gotten pregnant. And now I hear you go with a little handing, a little grind-a-roo, and all of a sudden, you're pregnant.

51:06 And that's why it's like...

51:08 Adam Yeah. I would still... Listen, I believe you and I guess you're going to have to tell other folks around you the same story you told us. But I would still wait and see because there's something could be up.

51:21 Drew I still get an ultrasound so they can prove there's something in the uterus.

51:24 Adam Can you get an ultrasound?

51:27 Okay.

51:27 Adam All right. All right. And call us back after you get the results of that, all right?

51:32 Okay.

51:32 Adam All right.

51:33 Drew And then she's going to have to tell everybody.

51:35 Adam Well, if it comes up positive. Sarah?

51:37 Drew Yeah.

51:37 Adam Hello. You're 19.

51:39 Caller Yes.

51:39 Adam What's up?

51:40 Caller This is a question for Dr. Drew. I have ulcerative colitis, which are... I don't know if you're aware of it.

51:46 Drew I know what it is. Might you describe to everyone else what that is?

51:49 Caller I'm sorry?

51:50 Drew Might you describe to everyone else what that is before I talk about bloody diarrhea?

51:54 Caller Yeah, bloody diarrhea, having painful trips to the bathroom, just embarrassing going out, having to just find a bath and having to go...

52:02 Drew It's in the spectrum of inflammatory bowel disease, and it's like the immune system attacks the colon.

52:07 Caller And I have no idea how I got it.

52:08 Drew You don't catch it. It's just one of them things some people have, some people don't.

52:12 Caller Okay.

52:12 Adam Were you sharing a penis?

52:14 Drew No. It's not a penis transmitted disorder.

52:16 Adam I see.

52:17 Caller But my question is, I was wondering if I could have anal sex if it wouldn't rupture my colon. My boyfriend and I kind of been trying, but I'm actually afraid it's going to... Yeah.

52:28 Drew I mean, you may have to have your colon taken out anyway, right? They talked to you about that?

52:33 Caller No. It's been about a year since I've had it. They just gave me some pills, sulfasalazine.

52:38 Adam Is your...

52:38 Drew Sulfasalazine.

52:39 Caller I'm sorry?

52:40 Drew Sulfasalazine.

52:42 Caller Oh, I don't know how to do that.

52:42 Drew And when it's controlled it?

52:45 Caller It's just...

52:46 Drew I mean, look, you have inflammation of the colon, you have, you know, there can be anal pathology. You stir things up down there, you are asking for trouble. No, where is it? I mean, you really are.

52:55 Adam Plus, this is a slap in the face to the maker. It really is. He gives you a little anal colitis and here you are trying to push it right out of you with a penis. I mean, he's only going to make it worse. It's really spitting in the eye of the maker if you think about it. In this boyfriend of yours, this guy is a daredevil.

53:17 Caller It's a fantasy of his so I want to fulfill his fantasy.

53:20 Drew Tara, forget it.

53:22 Caller Okay.

53:23 Drew If it's his fantasy to risk your life, forget it.

53:27 Caller So it's not worth it.

53:28 Drew Forget it.

53:28 Caller No.

53:29 Drew That's a no.

53:30 Jennifer Blanc Okay.

53:31 Adam Yeah. Tell him it could kill you and it will kill your dad if he finds out.

53:35 Jennifer Blanc Oh yeah.

53:35 Adam You understand?

53:36 Jennifer Blanc Yes.

53:37 Adam All right. Just relax over there.

53:39 Jennifer Blanc Thank you.

53:41 Adam The fact that you would even entertain it. This is what I love about guys too. They're still pushing. Yeah. I know you've been cramping blood for a couple of years and that it hurts to sit down, but how about I get a little A action out of you? I mean, what do you say? I mean, it has been a fantasy of mine all these years.

54:05 Drew You haven't had any blood in a little while.

54:06 Adam So awful. Yeah. Yeah. Your stool looked pretty firm and normal coloration. Last one I examined. I don't see the problem here.

54:15 Drew You can just double down yourself with alzheimer. We can be fine.

54:18 Adam Plus, you know, if they're going to take the colon out, I mean, let's take it around the block. You know what I mean? Yeah.

54:24 Drew I started imagining what he's going to try doing when she has a colostomy.

54:29 Adam You know what? There's something to go for. No, no, that's bad. Yeah. Yeah. You're all right.

54:34 Caller All right.

54:35 Adam Hold on. Jennifer's having a nervous breakdown.

54:38 Caller I told you.

54:39 Adam Slamper, Drew. She's coming undone over there. Chino?

54:44 Drew Hello?

54:45 Adam You're 13?

54:47 Caller Yeah.

54:47 Adam What's up?

54:49 Caller My dad's trying to get custody of me.

54:51 Drew Yeah.

54:52 Caller All right. And I don't want to go. And I just want to know what I can do about that.

54:57 Drew How can he get you away from mom?

54:59 Caller How could he?

55:00 Drew Yeah. If your mom is halfway put together, it's hard to get kids away from the mom.

55:07 Caller Well, I used to live with him and then I just stopped going.

55:10 Drew Is your mom a problem?

55:12 Caller Is my mom a problem? Oh, no. All right.

55:14 Drew So it's unlikely he'd get custody.

55:15 Adam She's not a junkie or anything?

55:19 Caller I don't know. My dad is weird. He lies a lot.

55:22 Drew I would think.

55:23 Adam Your mom doesn't have any big problems?

55:25 Caller Not really. All right.

55:26 Adam Well, then tell the court you want to stay with your mom.

55:28 Jennifer Blanc Your dad lies a lot. So is he saying things that aren't true about your mom?

55:32 Caller Yeah. Well, I smoke weed too and he said he's going to trick me for a drug test.

55:36 Drew That's good. That's to help you.

55:39 Adam Wait a minute. I'm starting to put together a slightly different picture, which is Chino's father sees a sort of chaos in the inmates that have taken over the asylum over there. Maybe he wants to step in and start doing some fathering, lay down the law a little, get his...

55:56 Caller He's like abusive and stuff when I was little.

55:59 Adam He was?

55:59 Caller That's the main reason why I don't want to go over there.

56:02 Adam All right. Well, you don't have to go anywhere you don't want to go, as long as you and your mom can put together a decent case. But what's going to help that is if you stop smoking the weed and start going to school and get your grades up and do all that stuff.

56:16 Caller Grades and everything.

56:17 Adam You do?

56:18 Caller Yeah.

56:18 Adam All right. How about you stop smoking weed for a little bit?

56:21 Caller Okay.

56:22 Adam And that way, he will not be able to have that in his arsenal when he argues in court that your mother is unfit. You sure your mom wants you?

56:33 Caller Oh, yeah. All right.

56:34 Adam Well, you'll be fine. You won't have to go then.

56:36 Caller Can I ask Dr. Drew a question? Yeah. I was having like sex about like two weeks ago and after I was done it like felt like I had hives kind of like I was real nervous and then I was like itching and I had like red bumps after.

56:51 Adam Where?

56:51 Caller Just like on my like top of my hands in different places.

56:55 Adam Huh. Like some kind of allergic reaction?

56:58 Drew Did you use a condom?

56:59 Caller Yeah.

56:59 Drew I wonder what was the reaction to the latex? Possibly. Be real careful with that. Sometimes the latex allergies can be quite intense.

57:06 Adam All right, buddy. You're 13.

57:08 Drew Settle down.

57:09 Adam Yeah.

57:10 Drew Thank God for we used a condom though, all right?

57:12 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Well, probably the hooker insisted on it. Chino, whose idea was that condom?

57:18 Caller Oh, that was my idea.

57:19 Adam All right. All right. Just slow down a little. Would you with the weed and the sex?

57:24 Caller Yeah.

57:24 Adam You're 13.

57:25 Jennifer Blanc Okay.

57:25 Adam You got to have something to look forward to.

57:27 Caller I know.

57:28 Adam All right. Jesus Christ.

57:30 Jennifer Blanc Dr. Drew, you wear Uggs. I love Uggs.

57:34 Drew They're great.

57:35 Adam That's good radio. Jennifer?

57:37 Jennifer Blanc Yes?

57:38 Adam You're 21?

57:39 Drew I wear Uggs and Doc Martens. Those are my shoes.

57:42 Jennifer Blanc Uggs are the best.

57:44 Adam Jennifer?

57:44 Jennifer Blanc Yeah?

57:45 Adam What's up?

57:45 Jennifer Blanc Yes?

57:46 Adam That's you.

57:46 Caller My daughter.

57:47 Adam Call her Jennifer.

57:49 Caller I'm sorry.

57:50 Jennifer Blanc My daughter is six months old and she was born with congenital adrenal hyperplasia.

57:55 Drew Oh, interesting. I'm familiar with that.

57:59 Adam What is that?

58:02 Drew It's an enzyme deficiency or abnormality in the adrenal glands that results in abnormal production of certain hormones from the adrenal glands. They have fluid electrolyte problems and high blood pressure and excess hormones like testosterone flying around.

58:16 Adam That was your baby?

58:17 Jennifer Blanc Yeah. So when she was in me, she got more testosterone than normal females would get. And she has ambiguous genitalia. And the endocrinologist and her urologist suggest 30 at a year to reconstruct.

58:36 Adam How old is she now?

58:38 Jennifer Blanc Six months.

58:38 Adam Six months. And ambiguous genitalia means she has some of both?

58:43 Jennifer Blanc Well, it really just grew. Her clitoris is like the end of my pinky finger. And her labia grows shut.

58:52 Adam Is what shut?

58:53 Drew Labia grows shut.

58:54 Jennifer Blanc And there's just a little hole that she pees from.

58:58 Adam I see. And that's about what I got. Does she have testes?

59:02 Jennifer Blanc Well, but it's, no.

59:03 Drew No, she has ovaries.

59:05 Adam Just ovaries?

59:06 Jennifer Blanc She's all female.

59:07 Drew Just the, again, the adrenal glands are producing too much testosterone, and so the genitalia sort of respond to that during development, and it moves it towards male. We all start out female, and the male's just develop into female.

59:19 Adam Listen, pal, I didn't start out no broad.

59:21 Drew Listen, you're all male now. Don't get me wrong. I've seen it firsthand.

59:26 Adam Thank you. Now, so you get the, she gets the operation, she gets on the adrenal stuff, and she's all right, right?

59:36 Jennifer Blanc I'm like wondering if I should make, let her make that choice.

59:39 Drew Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh boy, would she not like you if you do that.

59:44 Adam Yeah.

59:44 Drew That's something, I mean, you need to take care of that now.

59:47 Adam And you said she, by the way, so what choice?

59:50 Jennifer Blanc Yeah, but I've also talked to other women who are like in their 30s that have had it done, and they've lost sensation, but others went well, so.

59:59 Caller But what, what?

1:00:00 Drew Do they wish they had waited until they're an adult?

1:00:03 Jennifer Blanc They wish their parents wouldn't have.

1:00:05 Drew On what, what would they have done?

1:00:06 Adam Well, if their parents wouldn't have, wouldn't they be sort of half?

1:00:08 Jennifer Blanc Well, do what was medically necessary. Like, she would have to be opened up.

1:00:12 Drew Right.

1:00:13 Jennifer Blanc And the urologist said that her vagina and the urethra share the same.

1:00:19 Drew That's right. What was, so what is it that they waited, they wished they had waited for adulthood for?

1:00:24 Jennifer Blanc The clitoral surgery.

1:00:26 Drew That's the only thing they wish they had waited on?

1:00:28 Jennifer Blanc Yeah.

1:00:29 Adam What do they do with that? Cut it off? Shorten it?

1:00:32 Jennifer Blanc No, he said he would lift the top part up, because that's where the…

1:00:39 Adam The hood, yeah.

1:00:40 Jennifer Blanc And then take a portion of the middle out and pull it back.

1:00:43 Drew Yeah, that's all. Listen, even in countries…

1:00:45 Adam So the end, the business end was still intact? Yeah. So take the middle section out, not cut it off.

1:00:53 Jennifer Blanc Yeah. Yeah, they used to just cut them off.

1:00:55 Adam Right.

1:00:55 Drew And listen, even in countries where they do these female genital mutilations, there's studies that have shown that the women that actually have the clitorises cut out, which some countries do, they tend to still have normal sexual functioning.

1:01:07 Adam Right. But who are we to question their culture? That is their culture. Why do they do that? It's good for them, it works for them. It's fine.

1:01:14 Drew Because they're freaked out by women.

1:01:15 Adam Because they're fantastic people.

1:01:16 Drew They sew the vaginas shut.

1:01:17 Adam Dr. Drew, how dare you pass judgment on another culture? That is what they do. Just because we don't approve of it. Well, this is our culture. We don't approve of it over here. All right, Jennifer, Jennifer Caller. Yes. Get whatever work you have to get done on your daughter to make her as close to normal as you humanly can. Okay? That is what she will thank you for.

1:01:42 Drew Yes.

1:01:43 Adam You understand? I swear to Christ, I think my dad had this center part of my penis cut out when I was younger. I noticed a little...

1:01:51 Drew That would explain everything...

1:01:52 Adam .a little spherical scar about three inches apart right in the middle. I think, I think I...

1:01:58 Drew They must have cut out at least three inches.

1:01:59 Adam At least. Yeah. You're right. Well, I was young. You know what I'm saying?

1:02:04 Drew Equivalent.

1:02:06 Adam Got to look into that. All right. Have to check some of those family photo albums. John?

1:02:11 Hey, guys. How are you doing?

1:02:13 Adam You're 25. What's up?

1:02:14 Caller Hey, first of all, Adam, I know you hear this every night, buddy, but I just got to say that you are without a doubt the funniest and most talented radio and television personality of our time.

1:02:23 Adam Wow.

1:02:25 Caller Seriously, man. Like Howard Stern, Craig Kilburn, Tom Likus. Well, Tom Likus is a bad example. Everybody's more talented than him. But combine all of them and you still kick their ass.

1:02:34 Adam Why? Thank you very much.

1:02:36 Caller Hey, by the way, this is the head of your fan club. You may remember me from such gifts as the subscription of Hustler, the bottle of wine, or most recently, the fart machine, which I don't think you like too much because you failed to torture Drew and Anderson with that.

1:02:49 Adam No, I do. I do actually own a fart machine currently. But now that I have two homes and I don't want to transport the fart machine back and forth from one home to the next, I will leave yours at the other home.

1:03:03 Caller Oh, okay, I see.

1:03:04 Adam Thank you.

1:03:05 Caller Hey, this is a question.

1:03:07 Adam And by the way, I want to just say something that's funny. My buddy Daniel got me a subscription to Black Tail magazine for Christmas. I think he, what happens when you're young and you make a lot of money and you have a perverse sense of humor, you don't mind squandering hundreds, maybe thousands of dollars on just sort of joke and novelty item. He probably got 25 guys he knew a subscription to Black Tail magazine.

1:03:35 Caller I don't think I've seen that one.

1:03:36 Adam Oh, it's not for the faint of heart. It really isn't. It's scary.

1:03:40 Caller Did you get a subscription to Hustler?

1:03:42 Adam Yes.

1:03:42 Caller Okay, good.

1:03:44 Adam But what I did notice is I got something in the mail the other day. Now they take this Black Tail magazine and they put it in a brown paper bag so the world doesn't know you're subscribed to Black Tail magazine. Although between the Hustler, the Busty, and now Black Tail magazine, the FBI are probably watching now. My mail carrier must think I'm just a more twisted guy. Then comes the woodworking model airplane magazine, and the best of opera classics, ThreeSet shows up. This guy's going, this guy's some kind of bizarre, sexual, eclectic grab bag over here. I want to talk to this cat. I want to get to know him. But I got an envelope in the mail the other day. It was just a plain, white envelope. Nothing to script on it, although in the little window, it said, Dear Subscriber to Black Tail Magazine. And I thought, geez, that's not as discreet as I'd like it to be. So they're looking for some change of address or something. But anyway, John, go ahead.

1:04:46 Caller OK. Well, you know, I think this is a question you might have some fun with because I don't think anyone's ever asked it before. But here's the deal. I just started dating this girl about week, week and a half. And she's a devout Catholic. She's Mexican, by the way. And the other night, she starts up with how she wants me to start going to church with her. Little does she know. Well, she knows I was like brought up Catholic, this, that, and the other thing. But little does she know that thanks to you, not totally because of you, but you help, I've converted to an atheist to kind of just read between the lines.

1:05:18 Drew You're proud of him?

1:05:19 Adam Yeah, it's an easier life.

1:05:20 Caller I'm afraid this is going to be a deal breaker. And more than what I should do, because I know I've heard you talk about this a little bit on the air, could you reiterate some of your feelings on organized religion, life after death, that whole kind of thing? Because I don't think there's, the Pope couldn't argue that there's no God with how well you are versed on this subject.

1:05:40 Adam Well, to me, it's just sort of fantasy and nonsense, and it was sort of born from people dying and people seeing loved ones passing and grieving and wanting to be, especially when you die to 26, 27. But I mean, when you're basically, you have the mind of a chimp and you see, you know, your wife is eaten by red ants or speared by a wild boar or something, you must, being a superstitious person, think she's somewhere in a better place and not just, you know, gathering worms in the ground. And so you devise religion and that's what religion is, which is don't screw up too badly and you'll be with your wife.

1:06:23 Drew I think the more important question is, how much does he want this woman?

1:06:26 Adam No, well, listen, listen, the whole thing is nonsense, but the good thing about being an atheist is you can do whatever you want. Do you understand? If you're dating a Jewish chick, you can go Jew. If you're going with Catholic, you go Catholic.

1:06:41 Caller Well, do you believe, what do you think happens when you die?

1:06:44 Adam Oh, listen, nothing. No, no. You go the same. You ever run over a cat? That's where you go. Yeah. Yeah. You go the same place everyone else goes. Let me tell you where that is. Nowhere. And this reincarnation stuff? Nonsense.

1:06:59 Caller What about ghosts and all that?

1:07:00 Adam Nonsense. Oh, just nonsense. Please. Because we're desperately, desperately grasping to this notion of something, somewhere.

1:07:09 Caller There's so many stories out there about ghosts and hauntings.

1:07:12 Adam Yeah, yeah. It's all from the same screwballs that live in Louisiana. I've lived in North Hollywood my whole life. Never seen a ghost and no one I know sees a ghost. It's a regional thing. Plenty of people die here that their spirits just don't seem to move on or stay behind or whatever it is. It's always the same idiot who's into this stuff. And all these guys, all these, all these homos that talk to the dead and they're all these weird gay guys who can keep in touch with the people who have passed on. They have these meetings. Everyone holds hands. They're just playing in to people's deepest, darkest fears. It's the same thing. It's the same thing like when you get your palm read or your tarot cards read. Oh, you're a very creative person. You're a very fascinating person. You're two-sided. People don't understand you, but you're a genius. You're a genius. You haven't quite stumbled into what you're going to be doing, but you're very talented and you're compassionate, very compassionate and smart, very smart. People don't know how smart you are. The other people who drive the forklifts at the Home Depot you work at, they don't know how smart you are. Am I right?

1:08:12 Caller Have you seen a ghost? No.

1:08:13 Drew But even I, the rationalist, Nobody does. will believe that lots of things we don't see or know about. Lots of things.

1:08:19 Adam Don't count on it. Here's the deal. When you're dead, the good news is, is you're gone and you won't know.

1:08:25 Jennifer Blanc How do you know for sure?

1:08:26 Drew You don't know.

1:08:26 Jennifer Blanc You just don't know.

1:08:27 Adam You don't know, but it's like when people talk about God, they talk about religion, they talk about life after death, and they say, how do you know, how do you know, how do you know? I try to put it, apply it toward any principle of science or anything, which is, it has not been proven, therefore it is not at this stage, you understand? You'll go nowhere, but that's fine, because you won't know, you'll be dead. So don't worry about it. But listen, John, you'll never get laid if you get in a bunch of bizarre philosophical conversations about the existence of God with this girl. Just suck it up and go to church a couple of days. Then you guys head out to the car and you really move in for the kill.

1:09:10 Caller One last thing before I go. I just wanted to ask you a favor if you could make a lifelong dream come true here. No oral sex. Before you say no or tell me to talk to Ann, just know that includes strippers and my entourage of strippers and BJs and lap dancers.

1:09:26 Adam Your entourage of strippers?

1:09:28 Caller Yes. Can I please, please, please be a guest on your show with my website, which I know you know that.

1:09:33 Adam No, no. But you can come down here. Yes. Provided you bring more red wine and magazine subscriptions and hang out for a night. Really? Why not? Oh, listen. Pain in the ass. Why not? It's the same thing I have about God. Why should you? Not why not. Prove it. That's what I'm saying. Well, that's what I'm saying. No one gives a rat's ass about John, so he can't come on the show.

1:10:00 Jennifer Blanc Can I say hi to Henry?

1:10:02 Adam Who's Henry? Your God?

1:10:03 Jennifer Blanc No. I just remembered I was supposed to say hi. Hi, Henry.

1:10:07 Adam Anderson, what are you pointing to up there? This is dragging the hell out of me. You started pointing very early on in this call. We will take ourselves a little break when we come back. Drew, who are we going to talk to over there? Talk to Steve 16, his wet dream, start out with a girl and end up with a hermaphrodite. That's bad times after this. Jennifer Blanc is our guest tonight. You know her as Kendra from Dark Angel. Tuesday Nights on Fox, 9 o'clock. Fox is turning into a real powerhouse. I know it's been happening over the last few years, but remember when Fox was kind of a joke? Oh yeah.

1:10:53 Jennifer Blanc They've been doing well for a while.

1:10:55 Adam Yeah, it's been some time. But I mean, especially in the last few years. They've been coming up Simpsons and that kind of stuff. But it's pretty much The Simpsons and Party Five and some shows like that. But now they're pretty rounding out that schedule pretty good.

1:11:15 Drew They've got football.

1:11:16 Adam And they got that Sex Island.

1:11:23 Jennifer Blanc Oh, Tentation Island.

1:11:24 Adam Do you like that?

1:11:25 Jennifer Blanc I was just talking about that.

1:11:26 Drew Why do you like that?

1:11:27 Jennifer Blanc Anderson.

1:11:28 Adam It's uncomfortable.

1:11:29 Drew Uncomfortable is just...

1:11:31 Jennifer Blanc Well, I don't really watch it that much.

1:11:34 Drew Go ahead. Why do you like it that much?

1:11:35 Jennifer Blanc I just really like the idea. No, I just... I don't know.

1:11:38 Adam I don't have a reason. It's intriguing to me.

1:11:41 Jennifer Blanc Just the same way all those sort of triangles and cheating and all that type of stuff. I don't know. I don't know.

1:11:46 Adam I don't have a reason. Listen, it's incredibly intriguing. Just the same way all those sort of triangles and cheating and all that tawdry stuff. I mean, all the stuff that all these good dramas were made of, all these Beverly Hills 90210, all these daytime dramas, all those old shows like Dynasty and Dallas, click people two-timing each other and backstabbing each other. But these people are actually doing it, but I was...

1:12:13 Jennifer Blanc It's actually kind of sad.

1:12:15 Adam It's intriguing and sad and intrusive all at the same time, and nobody likes themselves for liking it, I'm sure. But they still watch, like a car accident. But here's what I was thinking about earlier today, because my mind is twisted. I was, for some reason, thinking about that show, what was it called again? Temptation Island. And then I was thinking, you know, they filmed that thing probably eight, 10 months ago, could have been a year ago. And then I was thinking, you know where they ought to put the camera? Put it in the living room of the chick when her and her new boyfriend are now watching the show. Now here's what I'm saying. These, all these beautiful women who, they were put on the island, and all these good looking guys who they put on the island to be sort of these temptress for the guys who are in a relationship. Well, you know these people filmed this thing six, eight, 10 months ago. Half of them have boyfriends now. And now them and their boyfriend get to sit around while this guy's girlfriend goes off to the hut to get laid. And this poor son of a bitch is like, Yeah, I saw Monica on Tempte. She was all over that dude. Yeah, I think he banged her to get his girlfriend jealous or something. They were doing body shots off each other. They painted each other and had some sort of ritualistic sex. I mean, this is the real story. It's the poor guys and girls who have to sit there with their new boyfriends and girlfriends and watch them get laid on an island from a year earlier.

1:13:41 Drew Or I think the other part of the story would be if any relationships came out of these hookings up, let's look at them now six months later, the chaos and hell that they're in.

1:13:52 Adam Probably do some kind of follow up. Steve?

1:13:54 Caller Jennifer, I love you.

1:13:57 Adam Adam, you are my god. Thank you. There you go.

1:14:00 Jennifer Blanc Thank you. There you go.

1:14:02 Caller Yes, I'm an atheist, but Adam, if there was a god, you'd be him.

1:14:05 Adam Well, you're monotheistic. You have me as your god.

1:14:09 Drew It'd be pantheistic there, if it's your case, right? You're everywhere.

1:14:12 Adam That's right.

1:14:12 Drew Yeah.

1:14:13 Caller But my question is is...

1:14:15 Drew He sees you in everything. What, Steve?

1:14:17 Caller My question is is I start having dreams that's been happening for like the last two or three weeks. I'll have a dream and I'll be having sex with a girl and then I'll go down in the basement and all of a sudden, oops, she's a hermaphrodite and it just scares the crap out of me.

1:14:31 Drew What do you think it means?

1:14:33 Caller I don't know. I wanted to know if it meant I was gay or... No, it doesn't.

1:14:36 Adam So you go down on the girl in your dream, bad move by the way, you know, I'm getting sex in dream, I'm getting oral for myself, I'm not going down on anyone while I'm asleep.

1:14:46 Drew There are theories.

1:14:48 Adam That's low self-esteem there.

1:14:50 Jennifer Blanc How's that low self-esteem?

1:14:52 Adam It's kind of like dreaming you're playing baseball and you know, just legging out an infield single or something. It's not very grandiose, you know?

1:15:01 Drew If you're going to have a dream, at least get your kicks in.

1:15:06 Caller It's like in real life, I'm here to please, Adam.

1:15:09 Adam Good times. And so you go down and there's a penis there.

1:15:13 Caller Yeah.

1:15:14 Drew There is theories.

1:15:15 Adam And then what do you do?

1:15:17 Caller And then I like wake up and I'm thinking, oh my God.

1:15:20 Drew It doesn't mean you're gay.

1:15:21 Adam No.

1:15:22 Drew And there are theories. It doesn't mean you're not gay either, though.

1:15:25 Adam No.

1:15:26 Drew And there are theories that during development, little boys go through a phase when they believe that their mom has a penis hidden in the vagina. And that's sort of normal development. If something about that phase of development was problematic for you, it may be some sort of throwback to that.

1:15:43 Adam What phase do you think they are in?

1:15:44 Drew Early, early, early.

1:15:45 Adam Really?

1:15:45 Drew Where?

1:15:46 Adam How do they know?

1:15:48 Drew Regressive.

1:15:48 Adam Oh, yeah. They interview 13-month-old kids and they tell you they think there's a penis hiding in mommy?

1:15:56 Drew In the process of certain psychoanalytic investigations. I'll bring in the text if you like.

1:16:01 Adam Did you think that?

1:16:03 Drew It's a dream. Not that I can remember. I happen to think that if that kind of thing happens, it probably only happens to disturbances at that stage of development.

1:16:12 Jennifer Blanc But it's a dream.

1:16:12 Caller It's a dream.

1:16:14 Jennifer Blanc It's not real.

1:16:14 Drew It's a dream and you're otherwise doing okay?

1:16:17 Caller Yeah, I'm fine.

1:16:18 Adam All right, Steve. Don't let it freak you out too much.

1:16:20 Caller Yeah. Our school needs new coaches. Adam, if you want to come coach football at our school then.

1:16:25 Adam Yeah, I'd like to do that. You know, the only reason I want to coach football is because I want to stand on that blocking sled with a whistle in my mouth, yelling like a maniac and then do that one thing where I draw a kid off sides. Then I hold the ball out and tell them to all get down their stance and I go, hey, hey. But I tell them to look at the ball, don't move until I move the ball and I keep going, hey, hey. And I don't move the ball and then some fat kid lurches for it and I go, you can all do a lap now. And while you're on the lap, you can thank Mr. Higgins-Daller. And then they all start yelling at him, Higgins-Daller, you fat load. You know?

1:17:04 Drew Oh, I know.

1:17:05 Adam Yeah, that's the beauty of football. The beauty of football is psychological.

1:17:10 Drew Flat out abuse.

1:17:11 Adam Yeah, abuse they give you.

1:17:12 Drew Flat out abuse.

1:17:12 Adam And how they single out like some poor 14 year old kid and they do that.

1:17:17 Drew For more abuse.

1:17:17 Adam Yeah, and it's great. They'll go, you're going to do, we're going to do 10 more wind sprints. Why, Coach? You said we were going to do it. Yeah, we're doing 10 more because Higgins Stahler was dogging it. She can all thank Higgins Stahler for the 10 more. Yeah. You get those trick questions. You guys tired? I was like, hold on. Let's not answer. Let's huddle up.

1:17:37 Drew Wait, wait.

1:17:38 Adam Hold on a second. Now, if we say yes, he's going to say we're in bad shape. We got to do more. But if it's going, OK, maybe.

1:17:47 Drew No, sir. Good, because you're getting 50 more labs.

1:17:50 Adam Yes, we're tired.

1:17:51 Caller You're in horrible shape.

1:17:53 Adam All right, Richard.

1:17:55 Caller Hey, Richard.

1:17:56 Adam How are you? It's Richard Gunn. He plays a sketchy from Dark Angel.

1:18:00 Caller Hey, hey, how's it going?

1:18:03 Good.

1:18:04 Adam Where are you calling from, Richard?

1:18:05 Caller I'm calling from Vancouver, Canada.

1:18:08 Adam How does the show come up there?

1:18:10 Drew It's filmed up there.

1:18:11 Adam We filmed up there. I mean, our show.

1:18:12 Drew From Seattle, probably.

1:18:13 Caller Yeah, your show does come up here.

1:18:15 Adam Yeah. Glad you two knew what I was talking about.

1:18:17 Caller I'm not exactly sure what station it's on, but it does come up here.

1:18:20 Adam Oh, fantastic.

1:18:20 Drew He's not actually listening to it. I'm serious.

1:18:23 Adam Somebody stole his call.

1:18:24 Caller No, no, no.

1:18:26 Caller One of the drivers on the show, he's like a big fan and he told me it's up here.

1:18:29 Adam Well, good times.

1:18:31 Jennifer Blanc Are you with him now?

1:18:33 Caller No.

1:18:34 Adam Is it freezing up there?

1:18:36 Caller Yeah, it's a little cold up here. Yeah.

1:18:39 Adam And how much longer you got up there before you get to come back?

1:18:44 Caller I'm here till April 20th, at least.

1:18:46 Adam Oh, Christ.

1:18:47 Caller Yeah.

1:18:48 Adam Where do you live when you're up there? You stay at a hotel?

1:18:50 Caller No, I got an apartment.

1:18:52 Adam Is it okay?

1:18:53 Caller Yeah.

1:18:55 Drew Who else were you talking to that was living up there?

1:18:57 Caller I had a horrible place before.

1:18:59 Jennifer Blanc He had a horrible place before. Richard moved into Boys Town.

1:19:03 Adam Oh, really? Yeah. Did he have a gay Canadian section?

1:19:08 Jennifer Blanc Yeah.

1:19:09 Caller Richard moved into Boys Town.

1:19:10 Caller It was like the West Hollywood.

1:19:12 Jennifer Blanc He had like 1970s leather couches and Lippard print.

1:19:18 Adam And a lot of Canadian guys coming on to you?

1:19:22 Caller No, not really.

1:19:23 Adam Yeah. Well, does that disturb you in any way? I mean, you don't find it attractive? Are you all right with it?

1:19:30 Caller I don't care.

1:19:30 Adam You're very secure, Richard, because if I moved in the middle of Canadian Boys Town and nobody came on to me, I'd take a second.

1:19:38 Caller Well, what I've heard is that Canadian guys are a little bit less aggressive.

1:19:42 Adam Yeah, I could imagine. There's nobody's uglies in America and there really isn't. There just isn't.

1:19:47 Jennifer Blanc Richard, can you put Noni on the phone?

1:19:49 Caller Yeah, he actually has a question.

1:19:50 Caller I have his buddy, Noni, and he has a question he wants to ask you, Dr. Noni's his assistant.

1:19:57 Adam Okay. Wow, you've got your assistant up there.

1:19:59 Caller Yeah, hold on a second. Noni, can you get the phone? Okay.

1:20:02 Adam I come here.

1:20:03 Caller What? He's from Malaysia.

1:20:05 Adam Oh, I see. I see. Talk to Noni. Noni, can you get the phone?

1:20:12 Caller Hello, this is Noni.

1:20:14 Adam Hey, hi there, Noni. Who is this? This is Adam. That's Dr. Drew over there.

1:20:20 Caller Yes. Your show is very good.

1:20:25 Adam Are you Richard's houseboy, Noni?

1:20:28 Caller No, I'm not his houseboy. I'm his personal assistant.

1:20:31 Adam I see. I see.

1:20:32 Drew He just happens to stay with him at 1130 at night.

1:20:34 Adam Where are you from, Noni?

1:20:36 Caller I'm from Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur.

1:20:38 Adam Oh, you're from Kuala Lumpur?

1:20:40 Caller Yes.

1:20:41 Adam I see. I see. You have a sex question?

1:20:44 Caller Yes, I have a question about a testicle.

1:20:51 Caller I have, I don't know how you say it.

1:20:55 Caller Well, just tell them what it is. I have a bump on one of my testicles.

1:21:03 Adam I see.

1:21:03 Caller I don't know what it is, but it scared me. I don't know why.

1:21:10 Adam It could be cancer. You're lucky we have good hospitals here and in Canada.

1:21:16 Drew Well, he's in Vancouver.

1:21:18 Adam Yeah, well, they have a fabulous health care system there, too.

1:21:20 Drew Just no diagnostic equipment they have put down in Seattle.

1:21:23 Jennifer Blanc There's no insurance.

1:21:24 Caller No insurance.

1:21:25 Adam No insurance. Well, maybe if that son of a bitch Richard would start paying you a livable rate and providing health care insurance for you.

1:21:35 Drew In fact, I think Richard has a liability here if he doesn't take care of them.

1:21:39 Caller You don't know, Ms. Richard mistreat me very bad.

1:21:43 Drew I'm sure of it. We do know. Yes. In fact, we're calling the authorities.

1:21:46 Adam He's drugged up American actors. I know who they are.

1:21:49 Caller Oh, good. Ms. Richard, you're in big trouble now.

1:21:52 Adam Yeah.

1:21:53 Caller Well, you know, give me the phone back.

1:21:56 Caller I don't want...

1:21:58 Caller Hello?

1:21:59 Adam Is this Noni?

1:22:01 Caller This is Noni.

1:22:03 Jennifer Blanc Hi, Noni.

1:22:04 Caller Hello.

1:22:04 Jennifer Blanc Do you know who this is?

1:22:06 Caller Yes. This is Ms. Jennifer Blanc.

1:22:08 Adam Yeah. You remember her.

1:22:09 Caller Yes. Very pretty actress.

1:22:11 Adam Yes.

1:22:12 Caller I like her. She good.

1:22:15 Adam Right. Now, what do you do for Richard? Do you draw in the bath?

1:22:18 Caller I do everything he needs me to do.

1:22:21 Adam Do dry cleaning, things like that?

1:22:23 Caller Yes. I do phone call.

1:22:26 Adam Right.

1:22:27 Drew He's got quite a command of language, so you can understand why he wants to answer his calls.

1:22:30 Adam Right. No, I know how it is.

1:22:31 Caller Every time he says, do this Noni, I do it.

1:22:35 Adam Does he ever ask you to do anything compromising, anything sexual?

1:22:40 Caller He like me do it. I like to do things to him.

1:22:45 Adam Right. I heard that he likes to watch you do things to yourself sometimes, too.

1:22:51 Drew Call the Inquirer. Call the Inquirer.

1:22:54 Jennifer Blanc What do you mean you like to do things to him?

1:22:56 Drew Let them build a story around this.

1:22:57 Caller He see me naked.

1:22:59 Caller All right.

1:23:00 Adam All right, Noni. Noni, please, put Richard back on before you get him in too much trouble.

1:23:06 Caller You're closed.

1:23:07 Caller Noni, give me the phone.

1:23:08 Adam Yeah, he's really, yeah, he's really.

1:23:10 Caller You don't tell me what to say about him. You stay away from me. No, you don't get the phone.

1:23:17 Drew All right, I didn't know Andy Coffin was still on.

1:23:20 Adam Noni, give Richard the phone.

1:23:22 Caller Hello?

1:23:23 Adam Yeah, I'm sorry, Richard. Yeah, I don't know if you heard what he said, but he really, the can is out of the bag now. You may not be able to come back to the States.

1:23:31 Caller You know what?

1:23:33 Caller He has a strange fantasy life.

1:23:38 Adam No, I know, but I do believe at least 70% of what he said was true.

1:23:42 Caller No, you don't.

1:23:43 Adam Listen, Richard, I'm going to let you down some high octane beer and get back to your Canadian life, but thanks for calling up. We appreciate it. No problem, guys.

1:23:53 Jennifer Blanc See you up there.

1:23:54 Caller All right.

1:23:54 Drew Bye-bye.

1:23:55 Adam Good times.

1:23:55 Caller Bye.

1:23:56 Adam That was Richard Gunn who plays Sketchy from Dark Angel.

1:24:01 Drew Richard and his altar.

1:24:02 Adam That's right.

1:24:03 Drew And we're going to break.

1:24:04 Adam That was another guy.

1:24:05 Drew We're going to break.

1:24:05 Adam No, I think that was Richard.

1:24:07 Drew That's right.

1:24:08 Adam All right. We'll take ourselves a break.

1:24:09 Jennifer Blanc That was his assistant.

1:24:11 Adam Yeah, that's what I mean. Noni, we'll be back after this. Loveline. Now, madam, that is Drew. Jennifer Blanc is our guest tonight from Dark Angel. She plays the fabulous Kendra. Nine o'clock, Tuesday night.

1:24:32 Caller Fabulous Kendra.

1:24:34 Adam Yeah, why not?

1:24:35 Jennifer Blanc Thank you.

1:24:35 Adam Yeah, why not?

1:24:36 Jennifer Blanc That was very nice of you.

1:24:37 Adam Fox, Tuesdays, nine o'clock. All right, let's see. Let's speak to Steve who's 25. Steve?

1:24:43 Caller Yeah, what's going on?

1:24:44 Adam Hey.

1:24:45 Caller My question is for the doc.

1:24:47 Drew Yeah?

1:24:48 Caller Here's the situation. Me and my girlfriend have been dating for about four years, and we actually haven't had sex yet. She wanted to wait until we actually got married, and I was cool with that. My question is, I stimulate her through oral sex and manual stimulation. My question is, when we actually do get married, will her body be so conditioned to that that she won't be able to actually get a vaginal orgasm?

1:25:18 Drew So she has orgasms that way?

1:25:20 Caller Yeah, she has orgasms.

1:25:22 Drew It's not as though you train the vagina to certain kinds of orgasmic function. It really won't matter. She'll either be able to have it or she won't.

1:25:28 Adam You don't? I do.

1:25:29 Drew Some women don't have them through intercourse. That's just the way they are.

1:25:33 Adam I can train an orgasm. I mean a vagina, sorry.

1:25:37 Drew That isn't training. That's coaxing.

1:25:38 Adam Well, what I do is I walk around. First of, I have a little clicker thing that makes the sound. And I don't call it a trick. I think I call it a condition or something like that.

1:25:51 Drew And then you have a sardine or something?

1:25:53 Adam No, I have a little waste pack with tampons and I will throw it a tampon if it does what I ask it to do. Right. So you wonder why it's called positive for war.

1:26:04 Drew Why I shook my head?

1:26:05 Adam Yeah.

1:26:05 Drew Because I find it bizarre how people sort of draw lines in the sand with their sexuality. Right. It's all sex. Well, we have anal sex, oral sex, but we don't have intercourse. Because we want to save something for marriage. I'm like, well, that's so bizarre to me. Yeah. They're very sexually active, it sounds like.

1:26:20 Adam A lot of it is-

1:26:21 Drew It's still sex...

1:26:22 Adam .spun from that same sort of retarded religious stuff that doesn't make any sense to anybody. It's just kind of convenient. Steve, you're a religious guy?

1:26:30 Caller What's that?

1:26:31 Adam You're a religious guy?

1:26:32 Caller Yeah.

1:26:33 Drew She may not have sex during the orgasm or intercourse and that's normal. Some women don't and maybe she will eventually or maybe she won't. But that's all normal. The fact that she has orgasm, it's fine.

1:26:44 Adam When are you getting married?

1:26:45 Caller What's that?

1:26:46 Adam When are you getting married?

1:26:47 Caller We haven't set a date yet.

1:26:48 Caller Alright.

1:26:48 Caller But sometime soon, probably in the summertime.

1:26:50 Caller Alright.

1:26:51 Adam So are you both virgins?

1:26:53 Caller What's that?

1:26:53 Adam Are you both virgins?

1:26:55 Caller She is, I'm not.

1:26:57 Adam I see.

1:26:57 Caller So you can't, so you can't...

1:27:00 Adam Well, listen, she's gonna like what she likes and then you'll introduce something new and she may like that.

1:27:05 Drew Right.

1:27:06 Adam And she may enjoy it.

1:27:07 Drew Or she may learn to like it, that's all.

1:27:09 Jennifer Blanc And it's so cool that he's like, cool with it.

1:27:11 Caller Okay, so you can't condition...

1:27:13 Drew No, you can't like train it, you know, to, or, what would the word be for that?

1:27:18 Adam Break.

1:27:18 Drew Yeah, decondition it or something. No, don't worry about it, it's fine. It's all good.

1:27:22 Caller Okay, one more thing. Yeah? I wanted to know, what does the talking vagina have to say about it?

1:27:29 Drew Oh, good question.

1:27:31 Adam Well, is that the...

1:27:32 Drew Spudini, Spudini.

1:27:33 Adam The great Spudini? Yeah. Was that the senior Wences talking vagina?

1:27:37 Drew Yes, that was the Wences.

1:27:38 Caller Well...

1:27:39 Drew Yes, Spudini, why don't you speak?

1:27:42 Caller That's all right. I'm so used to your finger and your tongue, I cannot get you to say anything else. I will not have an orgasm with anyone else. And another... The penis... No, no, keep the penis out of the mouth! Bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, bwuh, b The retarded logic that people get into.

1:28:18 Adam That's right. That's right. He's doing... God knows what. Everything except. He's completely defacing the vagina with his fingers and mouth.

1:28:26 Drew Again, the idea of virginity was originally chastity.

1:28:30 Adam Oh, no. Listen, don't worry. You'll all get into heaven on a technicality. What do you think it is? A goddamn IRS? You think that's what God's running? You think it's like the Internal Revenue Service? Do you know what I mean? You retards. It's not a technicality that you can get a bypass, you know, that you can bypass because you got a good lawyer. Please. We're not having any premarital intercourse. Yeah, somebody's finger-banging her to death. His mouth is stuffed down there. His orgasm's out the wazoo. But technically, oh, yes, just like a good tax shelter will do. He's not. It's like a Nevada corporation or something. Please, you retards. And how, again, how grandiose can you get in your thinking? Go ahead, Chris. You're 19.

1:29:21 Caller Yeah. One thing I like to say, Adam, you're the smartest person in the entire world, but you will never get credit for it.

1:29:28 Adam Oh, wait a minute. I think I just got some.

1:29:31 Caller Yeah, a little bit.

1:29:32 Adam All right. Well, there. You proved your point.

1:29:34 Caller Not credit from any critic that thinks he knows that he's talking.

1:29:36 Adam No, no, they're jealous. That's why they see me as a threat.

1:29:40 Drew Yeah, they can't appreciate his showmanship.

1:29:44 Adam Not during my time, but I mean, I mean, look at the, I don't know, Rodin.

1:29:50 Drew Mozart.

1:29:50 Adam Mozart. All these guys, Picasso. No, he had money when he died, didn't he? Yeah. Okay. Van Gogh. You know, these guys, they died penniless.

1:29:59 Drew Monet.

1:30:00 Adam Monet. They couldn't sell their stuff for a quarter. Now, look at them. History is kind of them. It will be kind of me too. Thank you.

1:30:08 Caller Yeah. Well, you got the man show.

1:30:09 Adam Thank you.

1:30:09 Drew But no showmanship.

1:30:10 Caller That's it. Anyways, my little problem is that when I get into sexual intercourse, that, well, I don't get any feeling, like emotional feelings towards the girl.

1:30:25 Drew How many figure Chris has the opportunity to not have any feeling?

1:30:28 Adam How would I figure that?

1:30:29 Drew How often do you figure?

1:30:30 Adam Yeah. Isn't that normal for a guy? How much sex you get in there, Chris?

1:30:35 Caller Oh, to my belief, probably an average amount compared to my friends.

1:30:41 Adam Oh, really? Yes, but you're hanging around the guys with the windbreakers and the pocket liners and the pomade and the hair?

1:30:46 Caller No, no, no.

1:30:47 Jennifer Blanc Pocket protectors.

1:30:49 Adam Really?

1:30:50 Caller I'd say like probably once every two weeks.

1:30:52 Adam Really?

1:30:52 Drew Different person?

1:30:54 Caller Sometimes, yes.

1:30:55 Adam Wow. Wow.

1:30:56 Drew That would be more than average.

1:30:58 Adam That's got to cost a lot of money. Really? You're going out and having these sexual conquests on a regular basis?

1:31:05 Caller Well, I'm in a band. We tour the area a little bit and groupies. You see?

1:31:10 Adam You see? Why you got to start a band?

1:31:14 Drew So, again, a lot of guys do this where they don't have any emotional experience with sex. That's sort of a normal male thing. I think what's bothering you is maybe you're feeling guilty that you're…

1:31:23 Caller Well, the thing is, is like when I'm not having sex, I have like all, well, at least with girlfriends anyway, I have like all the love in the world for people I'm going out with. I'm like an extremely emotional person. But then the second we're in the bed or kitchen counter or whatever and we're into it, it's just like…

1:31:41 Drew Does that ruin it, the relationship?

1:31:45 Caller I don't really tend to tell the girl because I have a feeling it probably would.

1:31:48 Adam All right. Listen, let me just summarize this very quickly. Guys have a lot of weird energy and weird emotions when it comes to being intimate. And then the feelings, the sex and then there's emotion and intimacy and love and they get all whacked out and screwed up when you're 19. You just try to keep your mind open. Don't hurt other people. Keep moving forward. Don't hit anyone in the eye with your penis. And it will sort itself out. Everyone has this at 19.

1:32:18 Caller Hello, this is your radio, radio, Loveline.

1:32:34 Adam Yep, that is it. All right, I want to thank Jennifer Blanc for coming in here for Dark Angel, Tuesday Nights on Fox and at 9 o'clock, by the way. Thanks a lot.

1:32:44 Jennifer Blanc Thanks for having me.

1:32:45 Caller It's good times.

1:32:46 Adam That was a relatively painless show. I was very tired and feel like coming in at night.

1:32:50 Drew This is Jennifer's fourth visit.

1:32:51 Jennifer Blanc It is my fourth visit.

1:32:53 Adam Yeah, she only cried once on.

1:32:55 Drew She lost it again on this show.

1:32:57 Jennifer Blanc I did, I lose it every time.

1:32:58 Adam Anderson Cooper from The Mole will be in here tomorrow night, then XSL cheerleaders and Be Real from of course Cybersale is going to be in here later this week. So until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying Mahala.

1:33:11 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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