Episode 1000754887107

0:59 Voiceover Sexually-oriented content, content.

1:02 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Loveline, coast to coast.

1:13 Adam Hey, hey, Loveline, I'm Adam Corolla. It's Dr. Drew over there. Phone number, 1-800-L-O-V-1-9-1, fax number 310-8-5-4-44-55. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. And looking well rested, Drew.

1:30 Drew Yeah, I had a nice weekend.

1:32 Adam Yeah?

1:32 Drew How about you?

1:32 Adam What'd you do?

1:33 Drew I went down to Laguna with my kids and wife.

1:35 Adam That's nice.

1:36 Drew And a couple of the families, we had a great time.

1:38 Adam A couple of kids, friends, families.

1:41 Drew Yeah.

1:42 Adam Isn't that a bummer when you have kids, though? You have to hang out with your kids, friends, family.

1:46 Drew No, it's a cool thing.

1:47 Adam You like anything to go away from the wife, huh?

1:48 Drew No, I'm with the wife.

1:50 Adam I know. But distraction, distraction. I know.

1:52 Drew No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Quite the contrary.

1:54 Adam Really?

1:55 Yeah.

1:56 Adam Good times. Chester Bennington and Brad Delson are both here from Linkin Park, a band we like a lot. One of Drew's favorite new bands, I guess. I don't know what he's basing that on. Not that there's anything wrong with the band.

2:10 Drew I believe both of us.

2:11 Adam Well, we like, yes, we do like Linkin Park, but I like a lot of bands. You don't claim, you don't lay claim to too many bands. Linkin Park is in your small stable of bands that you enjoy.

2:22 Drew You know what it is? We have a lot of bands that...

2:25 Adam You have a lot of bands you don't like.

2:27 Drew Yes.

2:28 Adam So you can safely say through process of elimination that you like Linkin Park because you don't like Linkin Park. You don't not like Linkin Park.

2:37 Linkin Park We feel very honored that you don't hate us.

2:39 Drew Yeah, don't hate you.

2:40 Linkin Park We're trying to turn that around by the end of the show.

2:41 Drew We see a lot of bands come and go, and I, and a lot, with a lot of ones that come on with a lot of bravado and stuff, and don't look like they're gonna stay to me, and don't.

2:49 Adam Yes.

2:50 Drew And these guys have been very nice, very understated, but very good. We appreciate it.

2:55 Adam Linkin Park, that is.

2:56 Linkin Park Yes.

2:57 Adam Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. You guys were on the show a few months back, right?

3:02 Drew Yeah.

3:02 Adam It hasn't been that long.

3:03 Linkin Park Right before, I think, the Acoustic Christmas.

3:05 Drew Yeah. And then again, not long after that, I think, maybe. No, no, no.

3:11 Adam That's what I thought.

3:12 Drew Yeah, yeah.

3:12 Linkin Park We're all confused here. Because we all think it was like last weekend.

3:16 Adam Yeah.

3:16 Linkin Park We were here, but we're all wrong on that one.

3:18 Adam Time flies when you're plotting your own death.

3:21 Linkin Park Right.

3:22 Adam That's what my grandfather, Jerry McCobb. Yeah, McCobb guy. Almost double platinum. That's good. They're just another two million Elms away from going double platinum.

3:37 Linkin Park Yeah, we've officially gone plastic this week, as a matter of fact.

3:39 Adam You know, I would I would say, you know, it would be a good thing to do. Like if I was managing a band, no matter how many records they sold, they sold like five.

3:46 Linkin Park You'd say almost double platinum.

3:48 Adam Yeah, I would say I'd say double. I'd skip and that way wouldn't like wouldn't be like I lied. People would do the math, assume they at least went platinum.

3:57 Linkin Park Yeah, you're almost double platinum.

4:01 Adam What are you guys doing? A Warped Tour or something? What tour are you doing?

4:05 Linkin Park We're doing a few radio dates across the country and then we're going to Japan and Australia and New Zealand. And then we're going to come back and rock with Ozzy Osbourne and the Ozfest.

4:17 Linkin Park And we're going to Europe again. So just a little bit of touring.

4:23 Adam Oh my god. What is Ozfest and it's like third, fourth year? I mean don't tell me it's been like eight years or something.

4:32 Linkin Park I think, I don't know, I think it's been around for longer than four or five years.

4:35 Adam Has it? Because we're old.

4:37 Linkin Park I think it's been around for like ten.

4:40 No way.

4:40 Linkin Park Eight to ten years, I'm sure. Back in the Alapalooza days, you used to do it too.

4:44 Really?

4:45 Linkin Park It was small. It was like a garage. It was basically, it was much smaller. They'd have it in people's garages. Yeah. It's taken a long time to build up to the size that it is now.

4:53 Adam Okay. I'm sure everybody is going to be on that tour. Now, who are you going out with?

5:01 Linkin Park You sound very enthusiastic about that.

5:03 Adam No. Yeah, I should. I should sound more enthusiastic about a lot of stuff.

5:07 Linkin Park Well, I think every band that's played on this radio station will be playing with from now until the end of the year. At least that's what it says on that list right there if you want to. If you look at the bottom, the bottom of that sheet, or the sheet I have in the hallway, it lists all the bands we're playing with.

5:21 Adam Right, yeah. Static Axe and Crazy Town, yeah, Offspring, yeah, Space Hog. I'll tell you something about Space Hog. We've not had Space Hog on this show. I don't believe since I've been here. Drew, have we had Space Hog on this show?

5:34 Drew No.

5:35 Adam That's a good band that Space Hog.

5:36 Linkin Park I dig Space Hog.

5:38 Adam Yeah, they're good. You know how I know Space Hog is good? Because I see them on TV once in a while. I see them on Letterman or Leno and they sound really good and it's hard when you're flipping through the channels and you hit a band like that doesn't you know just a four-piece band that sounds really dynamic on television you go wow that's a good band.

5:57 Linkin Park Yeah, hopefully nobody saw us on Conan.

5:59 Adam No, why did you sound good? I didn't see you. Did it sound good?

6:03 Linkin Park It sounded okay.

6:04 Linkin Park Yeah.

6:05 Adam It's hard to sound good on TV.

6:06 Linkin Park It's hard to sound good on TV.

6:07 Linkin Park It really is. It's the Union Sound guys that screwed all up for us.

6:11 Adam I'll tell you, when you cross SpaceHog's path somewhere in your travels in the next four months, ask them who their mixer is or who their sound guy is or what goes on. Because if you track that guy down, you see, or maybe they're good. I don't know.

6:26 Linkin Park It could just be that they're actually really talented.

6:28 Adam I doubt it. It's got to be in the mix.

6:30 This is Anthony from SpaceHog. You're listening to LoveLine with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

6:37 Linkin Park See, we just talked about him. He runs in here.

6:38 On the other side of the Mississippi.

6:40 Adam So, one was SpaceHog in here. It must have been like three or four years ago then. That's crazy. I don't remember. All right, well, anyway.

6:47 Drew That's bad. That is bad.

6:49 Adam All right, Joe, are we ready to go on? Do we want to talk more about SpaceHog?

6:53 Drew I'm looking at the list here. We have one female. Two, actually two females.

6:57 Adam Yeah, let's talk a little bit.

6:59 Drew How about Mary?

7:01 Adam We've been burned by males one too many times.

7:03 Drew Especially in the opening of the show.

7:05 Adam Emotionally, physically, sexually. They really break your heart, those males. We like to start with a few ladies. Swing over to the Powderpuff Division. Beautiful. Start with a few softballs. Then work our way into those dudes. Is that Mary?

7:17 Yeah.

7:18 Adam You're 15. What's up?

7:20 Caller Okay, first of all, I want to say, oh my god, I love you guys so much. I'm so excited. I'm shaking. I'm like talking to Linkin Park.

7:29 Linkin Park Oh, I thought you were talking about Adam.

7:31 Drew No, no, we could tell it wasn't us. No, no.

7:34 Linkin Park Because I'm kind of shaking too right now.

7:36 Caller Oh my god, my heart is pounding so fast.

7:39 Caller Oh my gosh.

7:40 Linkin Park Whoa. Did someone, do you know someone in the band, someone pay you to call up and say that?

7:45 Caller Yeah.

7:46 I swear to god.

7:48 Caller Oh my god, I'm shaking.

7:50 Adam All right, baby, get over it. Come on, they're no big deal.

7:52 Caller All right.

7:53 Adam It's not like they're space hot.

7:54 Linkin Park Yeah, really.

7:55 Caller I love you too.

7:56 Linkin Park Thank you.

7:56 Drew You're gutter mouth or something.

7:58 Adam Yeah, gutter mouth or space. Hey, Mary.

8:00 Linkin Park Yeah.

8:00 Adam Do you have a question? You got a question for the band?

8:02 Linkin Park Yeah.

8:03 Caller No, not for the band.

8:05 Adam Oh. Honeymoon's over, fellas. Go ahead.

8:10 Caller Okay. I'm not sure if it was like four weeks, of course, or something like that. I had our usual counseling session, and my friend brought up that she had gotten raped by her uncle. But before that, she had asked the counselor and the group to swear not to say anything at all. And like the counselor was like, sure, you know, whatever. And after she told us, the counselor was like, okay, whatever. So the next meeting, she had come to us and said, you know what, I have to call your mom and tell her. But this had happened when she was like six years old.

8:46 Adam Well, who's she? Your friend in the counseling group?

8:49 Drew The counselor said she had to call.

8:50 Adam What counseling group?

8:51 Caller School counseling.

8:52 Drew Yeah, your school counselor not only has to call the mom.

8:54 Caller She thinks we're crazy.

8:56 Drew She has to report the case. She has to report this. She has to.

8:59 Caller You know, that happened a long time ago and I don't see it right now.

9:02 Drew There's no statute on that. The thinking being, among other things, that uncle that did that is no doubt doing that to other kids to this day.

9:10 Adam Well, he could have just got it out of his system and I doubt it.

9:14 Drew It doesn't work like that. And so, Mary, it is extremely important for your friend that her parents find out so she can get some treatment for this and it's important that this get reported that this uncle can be taken to task.

9:25 Caller Oh, okay.

9:26 Drew It's important. It's really important.

9:28 Adam Why are you in this counseling group?

9:30 Caller Oh, they think we're crazy.

9:31 Adam I see. Yeah.

9:33 Caller Who doesn't these days?

9:35 Adam Yeah, that's right.

9:36 Linkin Park Crazy teenagers.

9:37 Adam Everyone's in a counseling group.

9:38 Caller You know, you're all smoking crack.

9:41 Adam All right, baby. You've been mislabeled, right?

9:44 Caller Yeah.

9:44 Adam You don't smoke crack.

9:46 Caller No. No.

9:47 You smoke heroin, right?

9:48 Adam Speed. Speed, speed, right? All right, baby. Don't get pregnant, all right?

9:53 Caller Oh, damn.

9:54 Caller Too late.

9:55 Adam Did you?

9:57 Linkin Park All right, good.

9:58 Adam Those legs crossed, all right?

10:00 Caller Okay.

10:01 Drew All right. Thank you.

10:02 Caller I love you guys.

10:03 Linkin Park Bye.

10:03 Drew You know, these abstinence-only programs, now they send out, they give these little pamphlets of evil, awful things will happen if you have sex and they give you an aspirin. You're supposed to hold between your knees.

10:12 Really?

10:12 Adam Should I really give you an aspirin?

10:14 Linkin Park That's evil.

10:15 Linkin Park I thought it's a Tylenol is more effective.

10:17 Drew Your government subsidizes to do that.

10:19 Really?

10:19 Adam An aspirin between your legs?

10:22 Linkin Park I guess the condom wasn't working. The free condom wasn't working anymore. No, they're just giving out Tylenols.

10:27 Drew No, good point. At least if your legs should come apart, there's a condom there.

10:31 Linkin Park Right.

10:31 Adam Yeah, springs are right there.

10:34 Nice. All right.

10:35 Adam Well, those vaginal snakes never worked out that you were talking about, you know, the gag ones you put in the toffee can.

10:40 Drew The gag vaginas?

10:42 Adam Yeah.

10:42 Drew They open the vaginas.

10:43 Adam Open the legs and the snakes come flying out. Scare away the would be suitors.

10:47 Linkin Park That's a good idea.

10:47 Drew Strangely, didn't I do something like that on the Man Show?

10:50 Adam Flew out of the ants.

10:51 Drew Oh, that's right.

10:52 Adam Totally different. Speaking of the Man Show, it's on right now on Comedy Central, 10 o'clock Sunday nights. Thank you. Sam?

10:59 Yes, yes. Good morning.

11:00 Adam Hey, you're 25. What's up?

11:02 Caller Thanks for taking my call. Okay.

11:05 Thursday night, my girlfriend and I had intercourse, as we have been for the last eight months, but Friday morning she woke up with extreme pain in her vagina and some swelling and inflammation.

11:15 Drew That was after having had sex?

11:17 It was the next morning.

11:18 Drew She just woke up with it like 8 a.m. Any cold sores or anything like that?

11:23 No, no, but in the past, while we were having sex, I did one time feel a cyst or something in there, but it had gone away.

11:31 Adam What did you feel it with?

11:33 Caller With, you know.

11:34 Adam Penis?

11:34 Yeah.

11:35 Drew No.

11:35 Adam Yeah, I don't know.

11:36 Drew No.

11:37 Adam Yeah, I wouldn't know. I don't think my penis couldn't tell the difference between peanut butter and black vibes.

11:45 Linkin Park She probably tightened up some weird way or something.

11:48 Let me please tell you something else. She's been under a lot of stress. We've had some problems. She's been really upset lately. I don't know if that could affect the situation. Also during intercourse, the vagina ends and it gets a little rough. I thought maybe I had bruised her or something.

12:03 Drew Yeah, I think it's more that if she was stressed, she probably wasn't into it, she may have not been lubricated normally and you may have sort of irritated the area. But stress undoubtedly has something to do with it.

12:13 Linkin Park Make sure you warm her up first.

12:15 Drew The other thing, well, but if she's stressed out.

12:17 Adam A woman's vagina is like an old car. I mean, and every day is a snow day. I mean, you got to head down there and put a brick on the accelerator, choke it a little bit, get it going, then go back in the house, get dressed, eat your oatmeal, and then by the time you get back out, it's ready to drive to work.

12:33 Drew And if this continues more than a day or two, then by all means get a look deck, because herpes can present like this sometimes too.

12:38 Adam Damn.

12:39 Drew Ouch.

12:40 Adam Yeah. Really?

12:41 Linkin Park Yeah.

12:41 Drew Pain and swelling, sure.

12:42 Linkin Park Uh-oh. You look worried.

12:45 Drew Aaron, no way this isn't a focus.

12:47 Adam What?

12:47 Drew No way this isn't a focus.

12:48 Adam This call?

12:49 Drew Yeah, let's see.

12:49 Adam What is it?

12:50 Drew Aaron, 16.

12:52 Yes.

12:52 Drew What's up?

12:53 Caller Hi.

12:55 Last Friday, I was over at my best friend's house, so I was spending the night, and he was downstairs watching TV, and he's got this really killer stash of porn in his closet, and I was like just getting my pants down, and his sister walked in on me.

13:17 Drew How old is sister?

13:19 Caller She's in the seventh grade.

13:21 Drew Oh, and what's your question?

13:24 I was wondering if I should say anything to my friend, because, I mean, it's really stupid, and I know she told one of her friends.

13:31 Uh-uh.

13:33 Adam Yeah. Yeah, you could be labeled.

13:35 Drew Labeled what?

13:36 Oh, yeah, I'm labeled.

13:37 Adam Lefty. Yeah. Lefty. My friend, my friend Ray walked in on another friend of mine's whacking off. Chris? No, it wasn't Chris. No, this is a guy who claimed he didn't. So Ray hid in the closet until he did.

13:52 Drew He didn't walk in on him.

13:54 Linkin Park He waited.

13:55 Adam He ambushed a commando.

13:57 Drew How many days did he wait in that closet?

14:00 Adam It was only a couple of hours.

14:01 Drew That's what I figured.

14:02 Linkin Park 20 pounds lighter.

14:03 Adam Point is, Ray kicked open the door while this guy was mid stroke and started screaming. And mom, the guy. I hate to say the guy's last name is Jackie. I talked about it from then on.

14:15 Drew It was not Jackie or it was actually his name.

14:16 Adam That was his actual name and it shifted to Smacky. And this was 15 years ago. It's still Smacky.

14:24 Linkin Park Wow.

14:24 Adam So you can get a name. You can earn a name.

14:26 Linkin Park I think that's the worst thing you can pick up from that situation.

14:30 Adam Yeah. Aaron? Yeah. Yeah. You may want to tell your friend just so the sister doesn't tell mom and this spins out into something else. Right.

14:40 Drew Like you tried to molest her or you exposed yourself to her or something.

14:44 Adam Or raping his pet turtle or something bizarre.

14:47 Linkin Park Okay.

14:47 Adam Yeah. But I know what it's like, though, when you have a friend who's got a good porn collection. Like a bad...

14:53 Linkin Park It's so tempting.

14:55 Adam Yeah. It makes you...

14:55 Linkin Park It's so easy.

14:56 Adam It makes you like the guy more. It makes it easier to hang out.

14:58 Caller Yeah.

14:59 Adam Spend more time at his house.

15:00 Linkin Park Definitely.

15:01 Adam Yeah. My buddy Zeb had a subscription to Playboy when he was like in the ninth grade.

15:07 Caller That was...

15:07 Adam Oh, huge score. Good time. Huge. I wasn't even whacking off yet. I still appreciated it. I knew something was waiting for me.

15:16 Drew How pathetic were we in the seventies? Yeah.

15:18 Adam I mean, we didn't have porn. Not like you kids.

15:22 Drew No, they're looking...

15:22 Linkin Park They're barely alive.

15:23 Drew They don't even...

15:24 Adam That's what I'm saying.

15:25 Drew They don't know what it looks like. Look at the look on their face. They don't even understand what you're talking about. Why was Playboy...

15:30 Linkin Park I've seen seventies on TV.

15:31 Drew Yeah. Why would the Playboy have a huge score?

15:33 Adam I know, because no internet, no videos, no nothing.

15:38 Drew No, no, no... You know, a must-see TV. You know what I mean? Even network television now is more... That was pornographic.

15:46 Adam Good example, you idiot. Must-see TV. Listen, I'm going to explain to my kids one day about the Pussycat Theater and about porno theaters, and I'm going to go, son, your father was alive in a time when men, hundreds of men, would show up under one roof and in front of one large screen, watch pornography together.

16:09 Linkin Park There's something extremely wrong with them.

16:11 Adam Yeah, and they're going to go, why?

16:12 Drew Why?

16:13 Adam What was in it for?

16:14 Drew I mean, why don't you watch it at home? Men would gather as in a ritual.

16:19 Linkin Park Therapists should stand up in front of those places and use hand cards.

16:22 Drew No, that's all they had. There was nothing. No, no, no, you're a staff.

16:25 Adam We had no choice. You want to see porn?

16:27 Linkin Park That's true.

16:28 Adam Yeah, you and three other guys get in there. Wow.

16:31 Linkin Park It's better than going with your friend to a hotel or something.

16:33 Adam They had no choice.

16:38 Drew They don't get it.

16:39 Linkin Park No, there was only for internal order of peep show.

16:41 Adam The only porn you could find was at the theater.

16:46 Linkin Park That's disgusting.

16:47 Adam The Pussycat Theater.

16:50 Drew Otherwise, a publication playboy and that was it.

16:52 Linkin Park Reader's Digest.

16:52 Drew That was it.

16:53 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Screwed. Screwed. Now. Now you kids are in great shape. Susie? Drew, you remember me telling that story I had to walk eight miles in the snow to see a charcoal drawing of a breast when I was in the 8th grade.

17:09 Drew That you had done.

17:10 Adam That I had done earlier and then walked eight miles away. It was sixteen miles round trip. Susie?

17:15 Linkin Park Yeah, hi Adam.

17:16 Adam What's up?

17:16 Linkin Park First of all, I want to start off saying bye.

17:17 Linkin Park I love you.

17:19 Adam Thanks.

17:21 Linkin Park Okay, I want to know who's there from Linkin Park because I didn't really catch on who was there. I heard Chester and Brad.

17:26 Adam Right.

17:27 Linkin Park We be it.

17:28 Adam They be.

17:29 Linkin Park First of all, I love you guys and my little sister is totally in love with you, but she's not listening now because she has no idea you guys are on, but can you guys please give her a shout out for me?

17:39 Linkin Park What's her name?

17:39 Linkin Park Tina.

17:40 Linkin Park Tina?

17:41 Linkin Park Tina, yeah.

17:42 Linkin Park Hi Tina, who isn't listening?

17:45 Linkin Park Thank you so much. Oh, I have a question.

17:46 Adam I'm sure that'll make her hypothetical pay when you explain, that even though she never heard it.

17:52 Linkin Park Tell her we were even more charming.

17:55 Adam Do you want them to leave an outgoing message on the phone machine she doesn't have? Yeah, sure.

18:00 Linkin Park Why not?

18:02 Adam Why don't you tell Tina to listen? Is your sister, Tina?

18:08 Linkin Park Yeah.

18:09 Adam Where is she?

18:10 Linkin Park She's like out with her friends. I don't know. Don't ask. She's probably watching The Man Show with someone.

18:15 Adam Yeah. So she's not listening to the radio?

18:18 Linkin Park No.

18:19 Adam All right. So we just gave a shout out to her.

18:21 Drew We'll see where Suzie is from.

18:22 Adam Do you have an unborn sister you'd like us to give a shout out to?

18:26 Drew Hey Adam, Suzie is from the Main Street.

18:27 Adam You're from North Hollywood? Yeah.

18:29 Linkin Park We actually went to my school.

18:32 Adam Really?

18:32 Caller Yeah.

18:33 Linkin Park Crappy North Hollywood high school.

18:34 Adam No, that dump.

18:35 Caller Yeah.

18:36 Adam Get right out of there.

18:37 Yeah, it's pretty bad, Adam.

18:38 Linkin Park You know how I feel, right?

18:39 Adam Where do you live?

18:39 Linkin Park I live in North Hollywood.

18:40 Adam I know, but where?

18:41 Linkin Park Like on back.

18:44 Adam Yeah. You want to go to the cross? Just give me the two big streets.

18:48 Caller You know, where is it?

18:50 Linkin Park Victory?

18:51 Adam Oh, yeah. What else? What's the cross?

18:55 Caller Lancashire.

18:56 Adam Yeah.

18:57 Caller Yeah. Great area.

18:58 Adam Oh, that's bad times. Bad times.

19:01 Caller Yeah. Oh, my God.

19:02 Adam I never thought I'd say this, but you've got to you've got to step up to Van Nuys.

19:06 Caller Oh, please.

19:07 Adam That's a bad sign.

19:08 Drew Deeper to North Hollywood.

19:09 Adam Yeah. All right, Susie.

19:11 Linkin Park No, no, no. I have a question. I have a question.

19:12 Adam All right.

19:13 Drew We need to be nearer the freeway.

19:14 Linkin Park Yeah. What inspired you guys to write Carousel? And why wasn't it like on the CD?

19:21 Caller Because I thought that was like such a good song. And I was wondering, well, how come you guys didn't decide to put it on Hyper Theory?

19:27 Linkin Park Well, we have like about 40 songs. At that time, we had about that many songs to choose from. And so we had to painstakingly make those decisions. But unfortunately, it didn't get on there. But I think that what Carousel was about was just, well, I haven't thought about this one in a long time. I forgot we even wrote that song.

19:51 Linkin Park I wish Mike Schnoda were here. He's the smart one in our group.

19:53 Linkin Park Yeah, he actually wrote that song.

19:55 Adam Well, just say it was about an actual Carousel.

19:57 Linkin Park It was actually about, I think it was about people. He actually talks about different characters in each verse. And each of them is kind of going around in circles and not really being able to break the cycle of personal problems.

20:10 Linkin Park It's almost related to like a person addicted to something.

20:15 Drew What does people do? Friends of his?

20:17 Linkin Park Yeah, I mean, basically like Mike and I pretty much write all of our lyrics off of stories that we make up.

20:25 Drew Not real experiences.

20:25 Linkin Park Yeah, just kind of like we kind of relate to them by things.

20:28 Linkin Park Well, it's obviously based on something you've experienced. It's not necessarily about someone in particular.

20:34 Drew It's fictional.

20:35 Linkin Park Yeah. So, you know, she's somebody kind of going to the cycles of trying to figure himself out and all that kind of stuff.

20:42 Adam Let's take one more call before we head into break. Jake?

20:46 Yeah. Yeah.

20:46 Adam You're 29.

20:48 Caller 29 years old.

20:49 Adam What's up?

20:50 Caller Well, I have a girlfriend who's 28. She is celiac and diabetic, and she is also allergic to latex, which presents a problem for birth control, clearly.

20:59 Drew She has Spru, celiac Spru? Yes.

21:01 Adam Spru?

21:02 Caller And she's diabetic.

21:03 Adam What the hell is that?

21:04 Drew It's a malabsorptive syndrome of the small bowel.

21:07 Adam Good times.

21:08 Caller She can't have gluten, which is in basically everything. Yeah.

21:11 Drew It's also called gluten sensor of enteropathy.

21:13 Adam Jake, you better really be hot.

21:15 Drew But the Spru, the Spru, she better be hot.

21:19 Adam Yeah.

21:19 Caller Yeah.

21:19 Drew You said you better be hot.

21:21 Adam She better be hot.

21:22 Drew The Spru, there's not.

21:24 Adam Is that an acronym or is that a word?

21:26 Drew That's a word. There's tropical Spru and celiac Spru. There's two different kinds of Spru.

21:32 Caller Wow.

21:32 Adam What is that Spru?

21:33 Drew And whipples cause a Spru. So, but the point is the...

21:37 Linkin Park You had a band name.

21:39 Caller What?

21:40 Drew Celiac Spru.

21:43 Caller You can't basically, basically, Adam, she can't digest any gluten. Yeah, gluten and everything.

21:48 Drew But the Spru is not the big issue here with the pill, right? It's the diabetes. And does she have uncontrolled diabetes?

21:56 Caller She has very controlled diabetes. She tries to keep it low.

21:59 Drew And does her doctor doesn't want her to take the pill because of the diabetes?

22:02 Caller Well, apparently the hormones that she's on, she also has some sort of thyroid medicine she takes.

22:07 Drew Yeah.

22:08 Caller And she said that she was on birth control years ago.

22:11 Drew That's called Schmidt syndrome, where people have no thyroid and no, she's always got nice epinephs, right? Schmidt and Spru.

22:18 Adam It sounds like she's opening a brewery. Spru and Spru Life.

22:24 Drew Brought to you by Schmidt.

22:25 Schmidt.

22:26 Adam Schmidt and Spru. When you want the fine taste of hops and barley and an easy going lager, step up to Spru.

22:36 Caller That it's called Schmidt, but anyway, so.

22:40 Drew But listen, here's the deal. Those don't absolutely preclude her from taking the pill. None of that. So she could take the pill if she were supervised by her endocrinologist, number one.

22:49 Caller Well, she said that she has a whole team of people that she works with, and she said that she was on it years ago, but it caused a lot of weird ups and downs with her attitude and her eating and stuff.

22:57 Drew It sure could, but she could be on it. Okay, she could be on it.

23:00 Adam Jake? Yeah? Let me, I'm gonna float one of my theories. I have a lot of theories about people that are different than me. Color, height, weight, and almost anything, sex, intelligence.

23:12 Caller Adam, have you found anybody that's like you at all? No.

23:14 Drew Interesting point.

23:15 Adam No, there's a couple of, there's a handful of guys out there.

23:18 Drew One's a monk in New Zealand.

23:20 Adam I like Jimmy. How dare you? Here's my point. How's her attitude?

23:25 Caller Very, very good.

23:26 Adam Very good.

23:27 Caller Her sub-under-sugars go high and her sub-under-sugars go low. She feels like she's been stricken with disease.

23:31 Adam And what can she eat? I mean, can you guys go out to dinner?

23:35 Caller She has to be very careful. We have to talk to the chef and stuff to find out what they're cooking, what it's been cooked in.

23:41 Drew You know, you can't mix up her own salad dressing.

23:43 Caller Yeah, exactly. She can't have certain vinegars.

23:45 Adam Drew's wife's the same way, but nothing's wrong with her.

23:49 Drew No, no, no.

23:49 Adam Yes.

23:50 Drew No, no.

23:50 Adam I've been out to eat with her. She's like a polymer chemist over there with that salad dressing.

23:55 Drew She's not one of those.

23:56 Adam It's like, what do you have? Well, we got Thousand Island Ranch. We got French. We got blue cheese. And we got Italian. Oh, no, Roquefort. How many times has the guy said, Oh yeah, and Roquefort. Do you know what I mean? Just name what they have. That's all I'm saying.

24:14 Drew For that, you're coming out to dinner with us. I'm going to see to it. Hey, listen, hey, hey, hey. Be that as it may, Jake, listen, you have a couple of options. One is she could go back on the pill and that's one option. Two, you said you're allergic to latex, but certainly there's always animal skin condoms. You guys aren't worried so much about safe sex. You want birth control as animal skins, as polyurethane condoms. And then you can keep the morning after pill around as a backup should the condom fail, in which case that wouldn't have such a sustained impact on her blood sugar control.

24:42 Adam Alright, Chester and Brad are both here from Linkin Park. We'll take ourselves a little break, come back, take some calls, hear a song, do all that after this.

24:52 Hello, this is Loveline. This is Loveline.

25:14 Adam I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Chester and Brad are both here tonight.

25:19 Drew You at least ought to say thank you, John.

25:20 Adam From Linkin Park, I want to say thank you to John from the BMW dealership out in... Where is that?

25:27 Drew Monrovia.

25:28 Adam Monrovia. Took a nice little test drive there today. Boy, do I love... Boy, wait till I get older.

25:34 Drew Why?

25:35 Adam Because I already have a lot of the traits of an old guy.

25:38 Linkin Park He's been like Al Pacino in that one movie where he has that kid take him to the... The scent of a Ferrari around downtown.

25:44 Adam The scent of a woman, the scent of a lady.

25:45 Linkin Park Yeah, that's it.

25:45 Drew More like Walter Mathau in that dirty old man or whatever, cranky old man.

25:49 Adam I'm just gonna be sitting. I could see myself spending my early 60s through late 70s just sitting in a car dealership, drinking fresh coffee, just putzing around the lounge, walking around.

26:01 Linkin Park Thinking about Spru.

26:02 Adam Staying, thinking about Spru.

26:04 Drew Tell them about the...

26:04 Adam Writing songs about Spru.

26:06 Drew The power before 2000 RPM was...

26:07 Adam No, no, no. Let's just take some calls. I don't want to bore the kids with my vast knowledge of automobiles. Boring!

26:15 Caller Thank you.

26:16 Drew My hand is a chair.

26:18 Adam Liliana?

26:19 Yes, hi.

26:20 Adam Hey, you're 18. What's up?

26:23 Caller I took methadone probably like four or five lines.

26:25 Drew Methadone or methamphetamine?

26:28 Caller Methadone.

26:29 Drew Methadone?

26:30 Adam You can't do a line of methadone, can you?

26:32 Caller Methamphetamine.

26:33 Adam There you go.

26:34 Drew Oh, thank you.

26:35 Caller And probably like 45 minutes, an hour later I got my, and then I had, I tasted a bit, I put it on my lip. It got really swollen, extremely swollen, and it just, it hasn't come down. I put eyes on it and it just, it won't come down.

26:49 Drew You sound like you're kind of high right now. Are you still doing speed? Yeah. Pretty much all the time, huh?

26:55 Caller Yeah. Wow.

26:57 Drew Yeah.

26:58 Adam Well, wait a minute though. This is the first time you did a freeze with it?

27:03 Caller I'm sorry?

27:04 Adam This is the first time you did what we used to call the freeze. They still call that the freeze to put on their lip or on their gum or whatever?

27:11 Caller I've tried code again and speed to put on my, but never methamphetamine.

27:16 Drew Well, speed and methamphetamine are the same thing.

27:18 Adam Same thing.

27:20 Drew Okay. You listening? Speed and methamphetamine are the same thing.

27:23 Caller Well, then it was something else because it was in speed.

27:26 Adam Okay. So is your lip swollen now?

27:28 Caller Extremely swollen.

27:29 Adam Which one?

27:30 Caller My bottom right part of it.

27:31 Adam All right.

27:32 Drew Well, this is called something called angioneurotic edema and it is, it localizes a change in your blood flow and it happens, it's probably not in fact the drug on the surface of the mouth. It's probably just the fact that you're so strung out. People get this when they're super nervous and there's some theories as to why it occurs but it's something that indeed ice and sometimes some Benadryl will help it but really the big issue here is not your swollen lip because it will go down over the next week or so. The problem is your amphetamine addiction. That's what needs to be dealt with. I mean, you're strung out right now. I can hear it. I can hear it.

28:08 Caller I started a long time ago and I just started again, I don't know.

28:11 Linkin Park It's extremely bad for you.

28:13 Drew But that's the deal with amphetamine. It ain't all drugs. It's not about stopping. It's staying stopped is the big issue and the fact that it's a progressive disease and as long as you're using it, the disease will progress. And so yes, you stop for a while and every addict on earth can talk to you about periods of time when they could control the use, but it progresses and then you can't. And now you're starting to have medical problems and you know, you're using a lot. I can hear you using a lot. I can hear your voice and you've got to get that taken care of.

28:41 Caller So, do I need to see a doctor?

28:43 Drew Yeah. My doctor knows something about addiction, okay?

28:46 Caller Okay.

28:46 Adam All right. Take care of yourself. All right. I hate that myth.

28:51 Drew It's where the work is most evil drug. She's too distracted. She couldn't hear it.

28:56 Linkin Park She's probably drawn or something.

28:57 Drew She's her thing was, I need to see a doctor for my lip. That was what she got out of that.

29:01 Adam Oh, she meant for her lip, huh?

29:02 Drew Really?

29:03 Caller Yeah.

29:04 Adam Lily in there?

29:05 Linkin Park She's gonna stop using.

29:06 Caller Hello? Uh-oh. We got a new call.

29:09 Adam That's her dealer. He's pissed. How dare you tell a woman's client to quit? True driving away good business. That meth, I've done it. I did it, oh man. Thank God. Was it meth when I did it? What we used to call it?

29:28 Drew Crank speed?

29:28 Adam Crank, yeah. I did crank about 15, 16 years ago. Bad times.

29:34 Drew Good times.

29:36 Adam Up all night, weirded out, you know.

29:39 Drew Could you hear that in her?

29:40 Adam Yeah, yeah. She was a mess. All right. Anyway, evil drug that one. Jeff?

29:47 Caller Yeah.

29:47 Adam Year 30?

29:48 Caller Yeah.

29:49 Adam What's up?

29:50 Caller Well, I got a question. I've just kind of noticed in the last couple of weeks that my pre-com is kind of cloudy.

29:59 Drew It's supposed to be.

29:59 Caller And it looks almost like semen but not quite that thick.

30:02 Drew Right. That's what it's supposed to look like.

30:04 Caller Well, I mean, I've noticed it for years and it's always been perfectly clear.

30:09 Drew Well, it's more now the way it's supposed to be.

30:11 Adam This happened to me once. Check the slide. Make sure there was nothing else on it before you put it on a microscope. Sometimes it could be a little foggy.

30:18 Drew Maybe the dipstick.

30:19 Adam A little condensation.

30:20 Drew Some additive.

30:22 Linkin Park Just keep playing with it and checking.

30:24 Adam It's fine.

30:25 Drew Listen, that's normal for it to be cloudy. And they've had it be cloudy before and now it's cloudy.

30:28 Adam People call the show all the time. It's like, my semen is lumpy. It seems to weigh more than it used to.

30:35 Drew Who really examines that?

30:37 Linkin Park It boils at a lower temperature.

30:41 Drew The heat coefficient seems to be changing.

30:43 Adam We got to the bottom of that one, though. The guy was calling from Denver. And when you're higher up from sea level, it will boil.

30:49 Drew We told him add salt.

30:50 Adam Right. You know, to me, I never question my sperm. Sometimes a lot comes out, sometimes a little comes out. Sometimes I'll whack myself in the face. I can't hit the floor if I'm standing up. You know what I mean? Little lot, lumpy, thick, thin, all different consistencies, different colors, never ask any questions of my balls. I'm fine. I assume it's a little bit of a roll of the dice every time something comes out of your penis. Don't question it. Just like urine.

31:20 Linkin Park Sometimes as long as it doesn't burn, you're fine.

31:22 Adam That's right. It can be bright orange, bright yellow, or just clear. Sometimes it smells weird. I don't question it. It's different. I like that. I like that. I like to keep guessing each time. What's going to come out of my penis today? I don't know.

31:38 Drew Someday rainbows.

31:39 Adam That's right. Like a Skittles commercial.

31:43 Oh my god.

31:45 Adam Yeah, that's right. Let's hear ourselves a Linkin Park song. Yeah? You cute up there Anderson?

31:53 Linkin Park Yeah, Brad and I are going to be singing acapella.

31:54 Adam What's the song called? This is called Crawling.

35:20 There you go.

35:21 Adam Little offering from the soon-to-be double platinum Linkin Park.

35:28 Linkin Park Just got to sell a couple million more records.

35:30 Adam Two more records, and they will be double platinum, everybody. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Tommy, Chaptis Penis. Drew, that's who you want to talk to? Yeah. And wants to know if his girlfriend can give him a BJ?

35:46 All right.

35:47 Adam That's good. After this.

36:10 Caller Listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio 100.7 The Buzz.

36:24 Linkin Park Hey, this is Peanut from 311. You're listening to Loveline with Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew.

36:28 Caller I hope you're learning something.

36:30 Drew 311?

36:30 Adam Yeah.

36:31 Drew Is it?

36:32 Adam That was 311.

36:32 Linkin Park Disturbed.

36:33 Drew This is Disturbed?

36:34 Linkin Park Yeah.

36:35 Adam That was Peanut from 311, though.

36:37 Drew I'm just asking who this band is.

36:38 Adam I see, yeah.

36:41 Linkin Park We're all lost.

36:42 Adam There we go. Chester and Brad are both here from Linkin Park tonight and we'll... I'd tell you where they're going to be, but they're going to be in too many places.

36:51 Linkin Park They're going to be everywhere.

36:52 Adam Just figure they're going to be probably within 100 yards of your home sometime in the next three or four months. And oh, Jesus, Tokyo, Osaka. My God. That is crazy.

37:06 Linkin Park We're world travelers now. Amazing.

37:08 Linkin Park Yeah.

37:08 Adam And and what size venues do you play in Japan?

37:12 Linkin Park Ten, twenty people.

37:16 Linkin Park I have no idea. I know that our record is doing pretty well out there. So I'd probably figure like big five hundred to five thousand to double platinum.

37:26 Linkin Park They're almost going to be double platinum.

37:29 Adam Does it does something like that? And maybe you guys don't know the answer to this, but do you make money off of going to Tokyo or is it just a promotion?

37:38 Linkin Park Eventually, you have to start somewhere.

37:41 Adam Right. So you got to go there and sort of plant the seeds.

37:44 Linkin Park When we started touring the US., we were playing, you know, in front of 100, 200 people. And it's the same, you know, when we go to a country we've never been before, we can't go with a big attitude. We have to go thinking, you know, we're a brand new band and start from the ground up. And so our plan is to do that on this record, rather than wait, you know, till number two or three to start traveling around the world.

38:04 Linkin Park Yeah, fortunately, when we went to Europe, we had a band like Deftones to support. So, you know, we got to play in front of crowds that were coming to see them. So, you know, it's going to be a different story in Australia and Japan, I'm sure.

38:17 Adam We will hit the phones and get to your calls now and speak to Tommy, who's 15 with the Champed Penis. Tommy? Hey. Hey.

38:27 Caller Hey, Adam and Drew.

38:28 Adam Hey.

38:29 Caller You guys are great.

38:30 Adam Thanks.

38:31 Caller Hey, I have a quick question for the band real quick.

38:33 Linkin Park Hi.

38:34 Caller Hey, I'm a big fan of you guys.

38:36 Linkin Park Thank you.

38:36 Caller I was wondering if you guys are coming out to Washington for the HFS.

38:40 Linkin Park I believe we are.

38:42 Caller Really?

38:42 Linkin Park HFS?

38:43 Drew Yeah.

38:45 Linkin Park It's on my itinerary, so it should be on yours too.

38:50 Linkin Park When is that?

38:51 Drew It's like in June or something.

38:52 Caller It's in Memorial Day weekend.

38:53 Drew Late May.

38:55 Linkin Park I think we're there, man.

38:56 Linkin Park I think, yeah, I think we're doing it too.

38:58 Caller Because I'm getting backstage passes because my friends, brothers band is the opening act. Oh, sweet.

39:04 Linkin Park What band is that?

39:05 Caller Sidewonders.

39:06 Linkin Park Right on.

39:06 Adam They're going to be on the third stage. You're going to be backstage on the third stage. You'll be standing on the back of a flatbed truck, hoisting a lukewarm bud over your head.

39:15 Caller With the chickies.

39:17 Adam Show us your boobs.

39:20 Drew All right, Tommy. Is that it?

39:21 Caller No, no. I have a question. All right. All right. I have, I guess you could say, a chapped penis. I'm not really sure how I got it. I've never had sex or...

39:31 Drew Be more clear about what you got going there.

39:34 Caller Well, kind of like flaky skin on the head.

39:38 Drew Are you circumcised?

39:39 Caller Yeah.

39:40 Adam Have you been masturbating a lot?

39:43 Caller Well, I mean, once a day.

39:46 Drew What's a lot, is his question.

39:48 Adam Once a day?

39:49 Caller Yeah.

39:49 Drew Using any kind of lubricants or anything?

39:51 Caller I used to, but I stopped.

39:53 Drew I wonder if it's a... Well, do you have skin problems anywhere else?

39:57 Caller No, not really.

39:58 Drew Do you have asthma?

39:59 Caller I used to.

40:00 Drew Yeah, that sounds just like what we call atopy, which is just sort of a contact dermatitis or something. And I bet your skin is sort of sensitive everywhere, right? You get rashes here and there?

40:10 Caller Yeah, sometimes.

40:11 Drew Yeah, you get allergic rashes. And this is just another more sensitive area that you get a little rash.

40:16 Adam What should you do?

40:17 Drew Probably nothing.

40:19 Adam Well, what if he washes his hands or something?

40:21 Drew No, this is, this is, it may even be something is contacting his underwear or something or the soaps. Who knows? You might want to ask your doctor about it. There are creams that can help control it. And it can get pretty nasty if it starts cracking and getting painful by all means see someone, but know that it's probably just an allergic reaction.

40:37 Caller It's not that bad right now, but before it, sometimes when I was not sure being he would bleed that looked at.

40:45 Adam Are you a lube man?

40:47 Caller Well, I used to be, but I tried to stop.

40:49 Drew You're reacting to something. Usually the most common thing.

40:52 Adam You do what I did at 15. I had a decision. I looked at that lube container. I looked at that expired, you know, jumbo 28 ounce thing of lube-a-derm. And I said, this could cost thousands over my life. Let's see if I can nip it now. Like, like the same thing I did with heroin. I just said, this is really going to add up. Let's see if you can back off. Yeah, learn to go dry. All right, Johnny.

41:14 Caller All right, thanks.

41:15 Adam Good times. Yeah, bleeding while he's masturbating.

41:19 Drew Yeah, the commitment, huh?

41:20 Linkin Park Yeah, that's some willpower.

41:22 Adam Dan?

41:23 Caller Yeah?

41:24 Adam You're 15? What's happening?

41:28 Caller Uh, I'm not circumcised, and, um, uh, I was just wondering if that will affect my sex drive.

41:38 Drew No.

41:39 Adam You're a virgin, right?

41:40 Caller Yeah.

41:41 Adam Yeah.

41:41 Drew Most men on this planet are not circumcised, okay?

41:44 Caller Okay. All right.

41:45 Adam The planet's doing fine. I mean, in terms of population.

41:49 Caller Okay.

41:50 Adam All right, Dan.

41:51 Drew Enjoy.

41:51 Adam Good times, buddy.

41:55 Linkin Park Have fun with it.

41:56 Adam He was scared to death. Ken?

41:58 Linkin Park Yeah.

41:58 Adam You're 32?

42:00 Caller Yes. I had testicular cancer a couple of years ago.

42:03 Drew This is a question for Dr. Drew.

42:05 Caller And I had to go through some radiation and wanted to get Drew's opinion on now if my wife gets pregnant, if there could be any sort of freaked out sperm that we'd have deformed children.

42:19 Adam No.

42:20 Drew I don't know of any. I don't know of any.

42:21 Adam Like a radiated sperm?

42:23 Drew Yeah. Where did you get the radiation to what part of your body?

42:26 Caller In my lower abdominal. I had some of the lymph nodes. Lymph nodes.

42:30 Caller Yeah.

42:31 Drew This wasn't on the test. It was on lymph nodes in the abdomen.

42:33 Caller Right.

42:34 Caller But after the radiation, I'm now considered infertile, not sterile, but infertile.

42:39 Drew And what was what? But I suspect you've got some chemo, right?

42:43 Caller No chemo. Actually, I had semenoma. So they just gave me radiation.

42:46 Drew I see.

42:47 Adam How do they do that radiation? How do they direct it at you?

42:50 Drew You really want to know?

42:51 Adam Yeah.

42:51 Drew They tattoo you up and they measure exactly where to put in the energy to put in. It's a precise science.

42:55 Adam Does it go into you like they're taking like you know when a dentist takes an x-ray of your molars and they put that thing right up against your cheek? Is it like that?

43:03 Linkin Park It's like getting microwaved.

43:04 Caller Well, you lay on a table and they put on the top of you and like for a minute it shines down on you over a certain area and then they rotate it around and shoot you from the back and it actually penetrates into your skin. And it's supposed to focus a certain depth into your skin.

43:23 Drew You want it right on the area you want it killed.

43:25 Adam Right. So what does it look like when it hits your skin?

43:28 Caller You don't see it.

43:28 Adam You don't see anything.

43:29 Drew It's like an X-ray.

43:30 Adam And what's the machine look like? Or how far away is it? Is it right up against you?

43:34 Caller It's right above you, yeah. And it makes this horrible sound like, eh, that you have nightmares after that with the sound. It's just horrible because they want people to know that the radiation is going so they're aware of it.

43:45 Adam Right, interesting.

43:47 Caller They also take, like where I had the scar where they removed the testicle. They put this little gel on top and that actually brings the radiation up to the surface and focuses it on the scar because I guess where they cut they want to make sure that there's no cancer cells in the scar. It's kind of interesting stuff.

44:04 Adam Alright, so it worked for you?

44:07 Caller It did. I'm in remission now, so yeah, I would say it worked.

44:10 Drew That's a curable cancer.

44:12 Caller Seminoma is, yeah, here you go, Adam. Here's a little analogy for you. If leukemia is a bad cancer would be a 9.6 volt Ryobi and seminoma would be 18 volt Dewalt. Yeah.

44:26 Adam All right. Yeah. I'm not a Ryobi man when it comes to, he's talking about cordless drills.

44:33 Linkin Park I was very area-diving.

44:34 Adam With Achilles Chuck though, right? Right, of course.

44:36 Linkin Park I was completely lost.

44:37 Adam I'm a Makita man on the 9.6.

44:40 Linkin Park Philip said our flathead is as far as I go.

44:44 Adam Thanks, Gav.

44:44 Caller Well, Drew, I couldn't get any of the doctors to really commit. One of them told me I needed to get a vasectomy. And then because he said there would be deformations. And then my oncologist also, the other one, urologist said that I wouldn't have any deformities.

45:01 Drew I've never heard of that. I'm with the urologist as far as I understand.

45:05 Adam What's that mean?

45:07 Drew That the sperm is just not going to work. It's not going to create birth defects.

45:11 Adam I see. That super mutated sperm gives birth to like a Shaquille O'Neal or something.

45:18 Drew I have to look it up to be sure, but I don't know.

45:20 Adam All right. Too bad. It's too bad that whole radiation thing never panned out.

45:24 Drew Only on Gilligan's Island.

45:26 Adam All forms of movies, things were getting hit with.

45:29 Drew Bad sitcom. Schwartz, German. What are those guys' names?

45:32 Adam Well, listen, Spider-Man got a dose of gamma radiation.

45:36 Linkin Park Is this all? How come all the after effects of all these drugs and therapies and things are all like deformative? Why can't they enhance?

45:43 Adam Yeah.

45:43 Drew Enhance your- Giants.

45:45 Linkin Park Yeah. Like mutate you in some good way. Right. You know?

45:47 Adam You shoot a web out of the bottom of your palm.

45:49 Linkin Park Yeah. That'd be cool.

45:51 Caller Yeah.

45:51 Adam Then we'd all be getting in line for some radiation. Liza?

45:55 Caller Yeah?

45:56 Adam You're 14?

45:57 Caller Yeah.

45:58 Adam Your ex-boyfriend is stalking you?

46:00 Caller Yeah.

46:01 Well, I broke up with him two weeks ago and like ever since then he's been stalking me like a week ago, I guess, or actually was on Wednesday because I'm on- or I was just on spring break.

46:10 Drew Are you really 14?

46:11 Yeah.

46:12 Linkin Park Wow.

46:12 Drew She's 28.

46:15 Adam Yeah. You're no virgin, are you?

46:17 Linkin Park You're 14 and you just got back from spring break?

46:20 Yeah.

46:20 Linkin Park Where'd you go?

46:21 Well, I went to Disneyland, but like-

46:23 Linkin Park Okay. Well, that's good. Thank you.

46:24 Caller And I'm going back to school tomorrow.

46:25 Linkin Park She's like, I went to Havasu.

46:27 Caller That's right.

46:28 Drew Panama City.

46:30 Adam This dude had a scarab. We got pretty buzzed at Caruso Harbor for a while.

46:34 Linkin Park He said something about girls gone wild and just signed the copyright.

46:38 Caller Yeah.

46:38 Adam Did some oxycontin that night. We all got it. We got a new-

46:41 Drew Eliza, have you told your parents about this guy?

46:42 Adam Well, yeah.

46:43 I went to telegraph with my friends on Wednesday. And when I got home, he was waiting for me at my doorstep.

46:49 Drew How old is he?

46:50 He's 15.

46:51 Drew Yeah. Tell your parents. Tell your dad.

46:53 Linkin Park Tell your dad. Go talk to his dad.

46:54 Caller My dad had to like chase him off.

46:56 Drew Your dad knows?

46:56 Caller Yeah.

46:57 Drew Well, listen, your parents can help you handle this. And if he doesn't behave himself, you call his parents. You call the police.

47:03 Linkin Park And you can always go down to the city somewhere where you can get an injunction against harassment, which is free, and it takes a few minutes to fill out. And it'll keep him at about 20 yards legally.

47:17 Drew Chester's had a little experience with this.

47:19 Adam Yeah. You have one slapped against you?

47:22 Linkin Park No. No, I just happen to know these things.

47:25 Adam All right. Liza?

47:27 Caller Yeah.

47:27 Adam Yeah. And listen, when he calls, don't talk to him.

47:30 Caller Okay.

47:30 Drew No, no communication. No communication, nothing.

47:33 Caller Linkin Park?

47:34 Adam Yes.

47:35 You guys are like my favorite band in the whole world. I love you guys so much.

47:38 Caller Thank you.

47:40 Caller Thank you.

47:40 Adam Thank you. Well, Linkin Park is our guest tonight. We will take ourselves a little break. When we come back, we'll speak to Raymond. Raymond is a 23-year-old girlfriend, has been having sex trouble with the morning after pill. What? Did I say sex trouble?

47:55 Drew Yeah, you just added that word.

47:57 Adam Make it more provocative.

47:59 Caller All right.

47:59 Adam We'll be back after this. This is you too. I thought I didn't like you too.

48:30 Caller All right.

48:30 Adam How can it be you too? It's not like you. Bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga, bugga. All right, Chester and Brad are both here from Linkin Park. We'll hear something else off of the soon to be double platinum CD in sometime in this hour. Now I'll get back to the phones and speak to Raymond, who's 23. Girlfriend's been having trouble with the morning after pill, Raymond.

49:14 Caller Hey, how you doing, Adam? How you doing? Hey, good.

49:17 Adam How's it happening?

49:18 Caller Good. Let me just start off by talking to Linkin Park. Let me just tell you a little story. I first, I was opening Columbia House.

49:27 Drew It's bad enough when Adam starts with a story. When a listener, when a caller starts with a story.

49:33 Caller It's real quick. I open up my Columbia House and I see Linkin Park on there and then I see this guy. I'm like, holy smokes, it's Brad Delson. I went to college with this guy.

49:43 Linkin Park Dude, that guy didn't even go to college.

49:45 Caller Brad?

49:45 Linkin Park He didn't even get his high school diploma.

49:47 Caller Dude, Brad, you were at UCLA, man.

49:50 Caller Uh-oh.

49:50 Adam This is Ray.

49:51 Caller Uh-oh.

49:52 Linkin Park Raymond.

49:52 Caller How are you doing, Brad?

49:54 Linkin Park Good. How are you?

49:55 Caller Yeah, not too bad.

49:56 Linkin Park But now I know who has the sex problem. Well, you're supposed to maintain some type of anonymity.

50:03 Caller I just made up the problem because I had to call up and talk to Brad.

50:06 Linkin Park Oh, man.

50:07 Caller Well. Hey, I just want to tell you, I'm pimpin you out here in Willinghouse and all the aggro people.

50:15 Linkin Park Bling, bling.

50:15 Caller And it's pretty funny because I remember when to see the rocks. And the next thing you know, man, you're at the World Tour.

50:21 Linkin Park What happened? What happened?

50:23 Caller Man, it's great.

50:24 Linkin Park I was just this nice down earth guy. And now I'm a jerk on the radio.

50:28 Adam More of an a-hole, but be fair.

50:30 Caller I'm sorry, this Brad Delson guy, he's a real smart guy. He's not...

50:34 Linkin Park Don't let him fool you.

50:35 Caller Yeah, he's not like a bad guy, you know.

50:38 Linkin Park Dropping an apartment without any cleaning supplies or cleaning supplies in a full refrigerator. And nothing would be open and he'd be dead laying on the couch with the remote control.

50:47 Caller And remember that big bro you used to wear?

50:49 Linkin Park I used to have it. I didn't wear it.

50:51 Caller No, I don't.

50:52 Linkin Park It came out of my head. It got too heavy, Ray.

50:56 Adam All right, Ray. What did you parlay your UCLA career into?

51:03 Caller I majored in political finance and a minor in accounting, which now I'm doing public accounting.

51:08 Adam I see.

51:08 Caller All right.

51:09 Adam Good times there, buddy.

51:10 Caller All right, day.

51:12 Adam Just as much tail as a band at public accounting. Just as much.

51:17 Caller Hey, Adam, let me tell you something. Hey, are you Mr. Burcham?

51:21 Adam I know the guy.

51:23 Caller You know him?

51:24 Adam Yeah.

51:24 Caller All right.

51:25 Adam Thanks, buddy. Good times.

51:26 Linkin Park Thanks, Ray.

51:27 Adam Good times over there in West Hill, especially during the summer. Woodland Hills, 140 degrees. Good times. I hate that West Valley. All right. Let's hop back to phone. Speak to Jessica. She's 18. Jessica?

51:41 Linkin Park Hi. Can you hear me all right?

51:42 Drew Yeah, sort of.

51:44 Caller Okay.

51:45 Linkin Park I've got a question about them.

51:48 Caller They're supposed to make your boots.

51:49 Caller I'm worried about the side effects.

51:52 Drew What pills are you talking about? What?

51:55 Linkin Park They're like vitamins that you can buy that make your boots better. And my friend took them and they gave her like these huge zits on her back and like, I don't know.

52:04 Linkin Park Tell her to stop taking them.

52:06 Drew Did they give her increased breast size?

52:08 Linkin Park Yeah.

52:08 Caller But when I'm...

52:10 Adam All right. Hold on. She's trying to be insane. She wants to know about these pills you can take to make your breasts bigger in lieu of getting breast augmentation.

52:19 Drew No, the only pills I'm worried that sometimes make your breasts bigger is the birth control pill. And it still is not going to do anything like that.

52:26 Linkin Park What's the phenomenon with everybody just buying anything that has a label that says it will enhance them? Your body and stuff?

52:31 Drew You guys are young enough to think of that as a new phenomenon.

52:34 Linkin Park No, it's been around for a long time, but it's just like...

52:36 Drew A thousand years.

52:37 Linkin Park It never works. People have...

52:40 Drew Here's the deal. Butt size, breast size and hair on your head. Men. What else for men? It's penis size. Those four things, people have been able to sell things to humans for all eternity.

52:53 Linkin Park It's amazing to me.

52:54 Adam Well, you know, it's amazing too, is when you stand back if you were some alien being and you were looking at society. I mean, people are peddling snake oil for as long as humanity has been around. There's different versions of it, and we seem to buy into it. Each and every new generation buys into its own form of it, but it's the same snake oil.

53:16 Linkin Park Yeah, they just give it some new scientific name.

53:18 Drew Unless they can describe very specific chemistry and then show clinical outcome studies, which are blinded and crossed over, where it's compared to something else, placebo, don't do it.

53:30 Linkin Park And they never will tell you that they are...

53:33 Linkin Park Unless you can buy it in Victoria's Secret. You see it up...

53:36 Drew There's a guy on the radio in Los Angeles espousing high colonics, and I walked into somebody listening to that one day and went, Oh my God, what a load of crap. And they were like, incest.

53:44 Linkin Park Yeah, literally.

53:45 Drew And I thought, hey, if this were for real, then do mock versions of the enemas and the real ones and the high colonics and mock ones.

53:52 Adam How do you mock up a?

53:54 Drew You do low, but you just, you mock up the whole thing and you just do a little bit of fluid instead of the big high or something. You figure it out, you study it.

54:01 Adam Is a high colonic, is there a difference between a colonic and a high colonic?

54:04 Linkin Park It means they take a plumbing snake.

54:06 Drew A lot more fluid.

54:07 Adam A lot more fluid for the high colonic?

54:08 Drew But even then, you can do things to lead people to believe they're getting a colonic. And like when there's the surgeries and procedures and things to decide if they work, they'll do mock procedures and decide which ones work.

54:19 Adam Anytime, they always sucker people like my mom into this stuff. They get the health fooders in here. Anytime they start talking about plaque and toxins building up inside of you.

54:30 Drew Exactly what they were talking about.

54:32 Adam And the reason, do you ever feel tired? Do you ever feel fatigued? Do you ever try to remember something and can't think of it?

54:38 Linkin Park No, those things never happen to anybody.

54:40 Caller Right, right.

54:41 Adam Those, here's what it is. We live in a very toxic society. Yes? Yes, Jeff. Yes, we do. And you take in toxins in the form of meat, in the form of the air that you breathe and the things that are in the environment. And those toxins, just like in a car, there was a car, they build up plaque inside, just like the radiator starts building up plaque. That's what your body does. You take these toxins, your body cannot process these toxins.

55:06 Linkin Park They should just make a colon brush and some colon paste and you can just take it up there and clean it up.

55:10 Adam Now, what, after you get the plaque, that cleanses your body of the toxins and you feel free. You feel younger, you feel more vibrant. You have energy.

55:19 Linkin Park You can remember where your keys are.

55:21 Adam You can remember where your keys are. They're up your ass.

55:24 Drew I have simple questions of those people. A, what's a toxin? What exactly are we talking about?

55:29 Adam Everything that's not made by nature. The stuff the man makes. The stuff in the air.

55:34 Drew Come on. Can you measure it? Is it in cytoplasm of cells? Is it in your stichum? Where is this? Is it circulating?

55:41 Adam It sticks to your insides.

55:43 Caller Yeah.

55:44 Adam Because your body can't process the toxin. So it stays in there and you build up. Your body becomes a cesspool.

55:49 Drew What they are talking about is something that's outside your body. Things in your colon is outside your body. It's not in your body. It's a tube that connects mouth to anus outside your body.

56:01 Adam But when that fills up with plaque, Dr. Drew slows you down.

56:06 Drew When we do colonoscopes, we flush that so free of everything that you can see every molecule in the surface, and those people don't feel specially good after having their colon clean out.

56:21 Adam They're belching up barium. That's about it. Listen, you're not going to fall. I don't know. Guys don't go for this because we don't like stuff in our ass, but women fall prey to this all the time. I guess gay guys do too, to be honest. But women love that hole. And women go away to camps and stuff. They go away for a week in Palm Springs and just get colonics and drink green tea and walk through the desert. Listen, oh please, everybody, find a hobby. That's it. That'll take the place of all the colonics.

56:52 Drew Good friends and a hobby.

56:53 Adam Good friends and a beer you like more than other beers and a hobby you're into and you're set. Maybe a dog.

56:59 Linkin Park Secrets to life.

57:00 Adam Michelle?

57:01 Linkin Park Yeah?

57:02 Adam You're 21?

57:03 Linkin Park Yeah.

57:03 Adam What's up?

57:04 Linkin Park Oh, I have a question. I met this guy a couple weeks ago and lately we've been talking and Wednesday night we went out and we were driving around and he got pulled over. Well, when he got pulled over he didn't have a license and they were going to take the car away and they were taking it away, they were searching it and they found I guess crystal in the car, like in a bag and I thought I was ecstasy with the guy that I'm with that I'm like in love with.

57:33 Adam Whoa, whoa, whoa, that's another guy.

57:36 Drew A different guy?

57:36 Linkin Park No, some guy.

57:37 Drew Two weeks into this relationship you're in love with him?

57:40 Linkin Park I mean I'm in love, I mean I like him a lot.

57:42 Adam All right. But why doesn't he have a license?

57:44 Linkin Park Same difference.

57:45 Caller Yeah.

57:46 Adam Why doesn't he have a license?

57:48 Caller Because he has 4D eyes.

57:49 Caller Oh yeah.

57:51 Drew Yeah, why are you into drug addicts and alcoholics? Your dad's an alcoholic?

57:55 Linkin Park Is my dad an alcoholic?

57:56 Drew Your mom?

57:57 Adam Do you know where your dad is?

57:58 Linkin Park Yep. I live with him.

58:00 Adam Your biological father?

58:01 Linkin Park Yeah.

58:01 Adam You still live with him?

58:02 Linkin Park I do live with him.

58:03 Adam He lives in Bakersfield?

58:05 Linkin Park Yeah.

58:05 Adam He's not an alcoholic?

58:07 Drew Impossible.

58:08 Adam Then he has a tumor. You have to be drunk to live in Bakersfield.

58:12 Linkin Park What does he have to do with this?

58:13 Drew Because you're so into drug addict and alcoholic that you would... Yeah.

58:17 Linkin Park Well, see, that wasn't his. It's lying in his cart.

58:20 Drew He's got 4D eyes.

58:21 Adam 4D eyes. How old is the guy?

58:23 Linkin Park I think he drinks, but...

58:24 Drew Yeah, DUI means... DUI is a nice screen for alcohol.

58:26 Linkin Park He's a social DUI.

58:28 Linkin Park Yeah. I have a question.

58:29 Adam Hold on a second. Let me tell you something about DUIs, unless you're just the biggest idiot in the world. You should be able to circle... You should get one DUI for each time you circle the globe drunk. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes. I mean, I've logged millions of booze-soaked miles in my life, and I don't have a DUI. I'm very proud of that. I really am. And I know plenty of guys who do have a few DUIs. They have driven many, many, many more miles. This guy, you get popped four times. You're either Major League A hole, like you're doing Brody's in the intersection when you're drunk, or you're just spending every waking moment loaded.

59:02 Drew Yeah, it's amazing. That is an alcoholic.

59:05 Linkin Park That defines alcoholism.

59:06 Drew That actually defines alcoholism because alcoholism is drinking in the face of consequences. And four DUIs is tons of consequences.

59:12 Adam He didn't quit on his third DUI.

59:14 Linkin Park And he's still driving with no license, and he has drugs in the car.

59:17 Drew With speed in the car. Believe me, it's his drug too, guaranteed.

59:20 Linkin Park Oh, yeah.

59:21 Linkin Park No, really, it wasn't.

59:22 Drew Michelle, please.

59:23 Linkin Park No, I'm not lying.

59:24 Adam Well, whose was it? Whose drugs were they?

59:26 Linkin Park Well, see, it's not his car, but he was driving it.

59:28 Drew And whose drugs were they?

59:30 Linkin Park He stole the car.

59:32 Adam Whose car? Whose drugs?

59:33 Linkin Park Huh, no, I really don't know.

59:35 Linkin Park Belong to the guy whose car he stole it from.

59:37 Adam Just not his?

59:39 Linkin Park Yeah, he stole it a lot. No, it wasn't his drugs. My question is, he's in jail right now, and he can serve up to three years, I guess. So if I took the blame for him, say it was my drugs, what will I get?

59:52 Linkin Park You'll be completely disappointed with your decision down the road and you'll feel like a complete moron for turning yourself in for something that wasn't even yours.

1:00:00 Adam You could get raped by a 300 pound lesbian over a picnic table during wreck time a year from now and be very happy.

1:00:07 Drew The problem is, what is the matter with you, Michelle, that you would even consider this? This suggests there's something very, very wrong. And the fact that you would maintain such high levels of denial about someone that is a sense of a sociopath, but certainly an alcoholic. And why you would defend that, why you would not see that. There's something very wrong. Now, I would suspect dad is an alcoholic. She doesn't see it.

1:00:29 Adam Go on and find something with dad. How old is this young gentleman, by the way?

1:00:34 Drew She's 21.

1:00:35 Linkin Park 28.

1:00:36 Adam 28. All right. And your dad, what's he do for a living?

1:00:40 Linkin Park He is a toll pusher. He's like for an oil company.

1:00:44 Adam A consult, what did you say? Toll pusher.

1:00:46 Linkin Park A toll pusher for an oil company.

1:00:47 Adam Toll pusher.

1:00:48 Caller Toll pusher.

1:00:51 Linkin Park Interesting.

1:00:51 Adam He sells tolls. What's a toll pusher?

1:00:54 Linkin Park A toll pusher.

1:00:56 Drew What is that?

1:00:57 Linkin Park What is that?

1:00:58 Linkin Park It sits on a couch and pushes like a little button for the remote and tells people to do.

1:01:02 Linkin Park Oh, great. So he's the boss.

1:01:04 Linkin Park Yeah, pretty much.

1:01:06 Adam And he doesn't drink, huh?

1:01:08 Linkin Park Nope.

1:01:09 Adam Not at all.

1:01:11 Linkin Park Was he an alcoholic at one time?

1:01:13 Linkin Park Um, I'm sure you drink, you know, here and there, but that's a major.

1:01:18 Adam Did he quit?

1:01:20 Linkin Park Did he quit?

1:01:21 Adam Drinking?

1:01:21 Linkin Park No, I mean, it's not like a problem. He drinks like maybe like once every three months. All right.

1:01:26 Adam And what about your mom? Where is she?

1:01:28 Linkin Park She is down the street from me.

1:01:29 Drew Oh. She lives down the street from me.

1:01:32 Adam Oh. Why do you live with dad and not with mom?

1:01:34 Linkin Park Because I just be doing with my dad so I can pay off my bills. Because I have a daughter.

1:01:40 Adam Why wouldn't you live with your mom?

1:01:42 Linkin Park Because we don't get along.

1:01:43 Drew What's mad with your mom?

1:01:45 Linkin Park Which, yeah, she's stuck up.

1:01:49 Drew Is she an addict or alcoholic?

1:01:50 Linkin Park No. She's just a little richy bitch and I don't want to live with her.

1:01:54 Linkin Park You should probably focus on being a mom and just like, you know, take care of your daughter and get rid of the loser boyfriend and forget about him.

1:02:00 Drew Is your daughter taken away from you for driving?

1:02:02 Linkin Park Yeah, from this guy who you've known for two weeks. I mean, give me a break.

1:02:05 Linkin Park Well, see, I was asking, I mean, what would happen? I mean, if...

1:02:08 Adam Everything.

1:02:09 Linkin Park If it wasn't like a bunch of crap, I mean, wasn't like a whole bunch of crap.

1:02:12 Linkin Park Let him pay the consequences.

1:02:13 Adam Listen, Michelle, you could lose your daughter, potentially.

1:02:17 Drew Is that not enough?

1:02:18 Linkin Park No, I understand that.

1:02:19 Linkin Park It's not like he's your husband that, you know, you've been with for 55 years.

1:02:23 Adam There's something missing from this story.

1:02:25 Drew Yeah, very wrong.

1:02:26 Adam Where's the husband, where's your biological father? I mean, where's the biological father, your son or daughter?

1:02:34 Linkin Park Actually, she's with him right now.

1:02:35 Drew Oh, I got it. I got it. Michelle, Michelle, these parents that you have, are these your biological parents?

1:02:41 Linkin Park Yes, they are.

1:02:42 Adam And Drew tried an angle. Michelle, we're all stumped here as to why you're so perplexed. We're all perplexed and we're all wondering why you're willing to take a bullet for this guy who's basically just a full-blown loser. And you may lose your daughter over this. So don't do it and don't get pregnant again. Please do not let this guy get you pregnant.

1:03:04 Drew You're what?

1:03:04 Linkin Park Pregnant with twins.

1:03:06 Linkin Park Oh, you are? See, now you have more.

1:03:08 Drew All right. Here's the deal.

1:03:09 Linkin Park I'm just kidding.

1:03:10 Drew Oh, thank God.

1:03:11 Adam Oh, come on. You shaved six months off of my life, honey. I just bought tickets to Canada during that time.

1:03:18 Linkin Park Just go take your daughter to Disneyland and have some fun and just be a mom.

1:03:22 Adam Something's up with Michelle. Michelle's like hostile.

1:03:24 Drew Yeah.

1:03:25 Adam And the guy, there's something wrong with her.

1:03:28 Drew She's got a borderline personality. You don't get those for no good reason.

1:03:32 Adam Yeah. And she's got a kid. Oh, it kills me when that is mommy.

1:03:37 Linkin Park What was she talking about? I'm still, can we go back 15 minutes in time and take a call?

1:03:43 Adam Four DUIs, but that wasn't his meth.

1:03:46 Linkin Park Yeah.

1:03:47 Adam Yeah.

1:03:47 Drew And I got to take the fall for him because I'm pregnant with twins.

1:03:50 Linkin Park And I have a kid.

1:03:52 Adam All right. All right. Do you see what you see what we have to deal with on a nightly basis?

1:03:55 Linkin Park Wow. You guys aren't crazy yet. I am.

1:03:59 Adam Michelle?

1:04:00 Caller Yeah.

1:04:01 Adam You're 22?

1:04:02 Caller Yeah.

1:04:02 Adam What's up?

1:04:04 Caller Well, I've been on heroin and cocaine for the last three years. And I've been to like four different inpatients and I've done outpatient detox. I mean, I've done all of it. And it's like I'm really motivated at first and then I just lose it and I give up.

1:04:21 Drew And how, how, what's the longest period of time you stayed inpatient?

1:04:25 Caller I've never completed 30 days.

1:04:27 Drew And what's the longest period of time you stayed inpatient?

1:04:31 Caller Probably two weeks.

1:04:33 Drew And did you ever go to sober living or anything like that?

1:04:37 Caller No.

1:04:37 Drew And why do you, why do you bolt out of there?

1:04:40 Caller I don't know. It's like I really, really want to do it at first. And then I just, I just get frustrated and I'm just, I'm scared.

1:04:49 Drew You have a history, you have some traumatic history, childhood traumas?

1:04:54 Caller Yeah. I was, I moved out when I was 15. With my boyfriend.

1:04:58 Drew You were physically abused, sexually abused?

1:04:59 Caller Yeah. I was raped by three guys when I was 15.

1:05:02 Drew Have you dealt with that at all?

1:05:05 Caller I think so. I mean, I've talked about it and it doesn't really.

1:05:08 Drew What happened before you were 15?

1:05:12 Caller Well, my parents were pretty like overbearing. They pushed me real hard cause I had like, I used to take advanced classes in school and I had really high IQ. And it was like, I tried really hard, but like nothing was ever good enough for my parents.

1:05:26 Drew Have you got asthma or something too?

1:05:28 Caller No, I had a baby last night.

1:05:31 Drew Last night?

1:05:32 Caller Yeah. I just got out of the hospital. I was screaming.

1:05:35 Drew And so your child was addicted when she was born? Yes.

1:05:40 Caller I was in jail actually for most of my pregnancy.

1:05:43 Drew So you weren't using while you were in jail?

1:05:44 Caller No.

1:05:45 Adam Other than that, how's life going?

1:05:48 Caller Um, I don't know. It's just really...

1:05:50 Adam Oh my God.

1:05:51 Caller I don't know what to do.

1:05:52 Adam All right. Okay. First thing, please. I know you're in the worst shape you've ever been in, but no more kids for the love of society.

1:05:59 Caller I gave up for adoption. Good.

1:06:01 Adam Very good.

1:06:02 Caller Yeah.

1:06:03 Linkin Park That's the best decision you made.

1:06:04 Adam Now, how did the kid come out?

1:06:07 Caller She was fine, healthy, almost seven pounds.

1:06:11 Adam Wow.

1:06:11 Drew And you were off drugs most of the pregnancy? Yeah.

1:06:14 Adam Because you were locked up.

1:06:16 Drew And opiates don't hurt the pregnancy if the pregnancy survives it.

1:06:20 Linkin Park So you were clean the entire, how long were you locked up for?

1:06:23 Caller Well, the first three months I was clean because I had pneumonia, I was in the hospital. And then I was told I had miscarriage because I was under anesthesia and they said I miscarried, but they never actually did a sonogram. They said like my blood levels went down or something.

1:06:36 Drew Your ACG dropped.

1:06:37 Linkin Park Yeah.

1:06:37 Caller So they assumed I miscarried. So I started getting high again for like two months and then I found out I was pregnant and I went to jail again.

1:06:44 Drew High on heroin.

1:06:45 Caller Yeah. And I just got out like a couple of weeks ago.

1:06:49 Drew So you stayed abstinent for a few months in jail.

1:06:51 Caller Right.

1:06:52 Adam Did you find drugs in jail?

1:06:55 Caller Not really. It's too expensive.

1:06:58 Drew Interesting.

1:06:59 Adam Yeah. That's why I moved out of prison.

1:07:01 Linkin Park Drugs are more expensive in prison.

1:07:02 Caller Yeah.

1:07:02 Drew All right. So Michelle, you were able to maintain some abstinence in jail.

1:07:06 Caller That's interesting.

1:07:06 Drew Did you go to a program while you were there?

1:07:09 Caller Um, no. They don't really have anything available. It's pretty crappy.

1:07:14 Drew Have you ever been evaluated for what's called dual diagnosis?

1:07:18 Caller Um, no. They said, I mean, I've been talked to psychologists before, but they didn't want to put me on any medication until I had like some clean time. That's right.

1:07:30 Drew But you just had three months of clean time. You've just had it.

1:07:33 Caller Well, I was in two different jails and they were like switching me around.

1:07:37 Drew But you've just had, let's be clear here, you've just had a couple of months of clean time.

1:07:41 Caller Well, I mean, I've gotten her like twice.

1:07:43 Drew But basically you've had the clean period here. Why not build on this? Go to a sober living quick and get evaluated by a psychiatrist, see if there are other medication that can help sustain your mood and keep your abstinence during this period of time. Maybe even get on some naltrexone, which is a medicine that will block the effects of the opiates. It's called Revya, R-E-V-I-A. And get in sober living. You're going to have to live somewhere for at least six months with your history.

1:08:10 Caller I think that's part of my problem is like depression and stuff.

1:08:13 Drew I understand. We'll get that evaluated and get into a sober living and stay there and get into a program. Now that you've been able to maintain a little bit of abstinence, get in there.

1:08:22 Adam Yeah. Oh my god.

1:08:25 Linkin Park How much do those things cost for someone to walk into a sober living place to clean up?

1:08:29 Drew Eight hundred bucks a month.

1:08:31 Adam How does she afford that?

1:08:33 Drew You could find one that has county funding if she has nothing.

1:08:35 Adam I'll tell you. You know, it's like you pay now or pay later.

1:08:40 Drew I mean, think about everything.

1:08:42 Adam Think about how much Michelle's cost society.

1:08:45 Linkin Park Well, not only that, but she'll probably spend more than that eight hundred dollars a month on the drugs anyways.

1:08:49 Drew But then she may have to prostitute herself to get that money.

1:08:51 Linkin Park But still, she'll probably will end up spending more on the drugs than she will treatment. So the treatment's more affordable than your habit, guys. So go out there and get it.

1:08:59 Drew Always. Treatment's more affordable.

1:09:01 Adam Can you live in a sober living house, go out, turn a few tricks, get a few bucks up, come back in a sober living house?

1:09:07 Drew No, it's not recommended.

1:09:08 Adam Not recommended, but they look the other way when you got to make payments, right?

1:09:12 Drew No, no, no.

1:09:13 Adam I see. All right, we will take ourselves a little break. I'll tell you what we're going to do. During the break, we're going to kill myself. So Drew, you come back, finish up at Linkin Park, all right? All right? All right, we'll be back.

1:09:26 Caller You know what I'm saying, Adam?

1:09:28 Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:09:46 Caller You're listening to Loveline on Outrageous Talk Radio. 100.7 The Buzz.

1:10:00 Adam Yep, it is Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Linkin Park is in here tonight. We are going to hop back on the phones here, Drew. Please. We're going to hear a Linkin Park song.

1:10:15 Drew Sure, we'll do it now.

1:10:17 Adam I don't know what song they got queued up over there. Papercut? I'll tell you what, we'll take a call and then we'll hear some from Linkin Park. Lori? Yeah. You're 24.

1:10:28 Caller Yes, I am.

1:10:29 Adam What is up?

1:10:30 Caller I have two questions and I promise I don't have as much baggage as the past two callers.

1:10:35 Caller That's good.

1:10:37 Caller First question is very simple, my boyfriend and I used to be able to have sex for a really long time, multiple times and he'd be fine and now we have sex like maybe once, twice and he gets really raw and says he can't do it anymore because it's too sensitive and it hurts.

1:10:54 Drew Is he uncircumcised?

1:10:56 Caller I'm sorry?

1:10:56 Drew Is he uncircumcised?

1:10:59 Caller He is circumcised.

1:11:00 Drew What do you mean raw?

1:11:01 Caller Like he says that it's, you know how like when you rub, like if your skin is rubbed too much, it gets raw.

1:11:10 Adam It's like an Indian burn.

1:11:11 Drew How long before that occurs?

1:11:14 Caller Gosh, not even 10 minutes.

1:11:16 Drew Are you lubricating normally?

1:11:19 Caller Yeah, nothing's changed since, you know, we've been together for a little over two years.

1:11:25 Adam And that just seems like pure lubrication to me. You got to break down a viscosity.

1:11:32 Caller Okay.

1:11:32 Adam Have you tried an additive?

1:11:34 Caller No, we haven't.

1:11:35 Adam Slick 50, Duralube, something like that?

1:11:38 Caller No.

1:11:38 Adam No, I see.

1:11:39 Caller So would that pretty much solve the problem you think?

1:11:42 Linkin Park Maybe a little foreplay might help.

1:11:44 Drew Yeah. What's going on in the relationship?

1:11:48 Caller Well, my second question is actually his sex drive has decreased immensely, and it's been very frustrating for me.

1:11:57 Drew I wonder if he's sort of making excuses for something here. Does he lose his erection after that 10 minutes?

1:12:05 Caller I don't know if he loses his erection, but I know that if we do it once, he usually can't do it again.

1:12:10 Linkin Park Do you guys have the same routine when you have sex? Do you guys go through the same motions every single time?

1:12:16 Caller No, we've actually been pretty creative. I mean, we're not into bondage or anything, but we've tried, you know, on the mirror, on chairs, you know, in the hot tub. I mean, we've tried a whole bunch of different things.

1:12:27 Adam Was there water in the hot tub?

1:12:29 Caller Was there water in the hot tub?

1:12:30 Yeah. Yeah.

1:12:31 Caller Yeah.

1:12:32 Adam I see. Okay. Well, I'm stumped.

1:12:38 Drew What else is going on with him that might be decreasing his sex drive? Is he doing drugs?

1:12:41 Caller We both gained some weight over the past couple of years, and he says that it's primarily his weight that is preventing him from being able to go for very long and he gets tired.

1:12:54 Drew How much does he gain?

1:12:56 Caller I'd say about maybe 30 pounds.

1:12:59 Drew How big is he?

1:13:01 Caller He's about 250 and about 510, I think.

1:13:05 Drew Dude, it's up near 300 pounds.

1:13:08 Adam It's also near 200, same distance.

1:13:11 Drew But I mean, it's moving in on 300 pounds.

1:13:13 Adam But when you're in the fives and you're well into the twos, that's a load. And what about you? What are you coming in at?

1:13:20 Caller What am I what?

1:13:21 Adam What are you weighing in at?

1:13:23 Caller Do I have to tell you?

1:13:24 Adam Yes, it's very important medically so we can make fun of you.

1:13:29 Linkin Park Oh, OK.

1:13:30 Caller I'm pretty happy.

1:13:32 Linkin Park I'm 180.

1:13:33 Adam 180. And Drew, please. And how tall are you?

1:13:38 Caller Five three.

1:13:39 Adam OK, let me do the radio math there.

1:13:40 Drew You don't have to.

1:13:41 Adam Five three, 180.

1:13:42 Drew You're overweight.

1:13:43 Adam Or bring the five around. Oh, five one and three quarters. One ninety seven is what it works out to be. Yeah. All right. Well, why don't I'll tell you what? Why don't both of you go on one of those couples diets that I always make fun of? You don't remember the two couples?

1:13:59 Caller We're actually both doing our own thing. He's doing the Adkins thing because we know quite a few people who have lost on that. I'm doing my own thing. And we're both. I mean, we worked out together this weekend, you know, we're on that kind of path.

1:14:12 Adam All right. Well, why don't you get some lube, you know, introduce some lube into the relationship. And it sounds to me, I think he's maybe her get her weight gain has caused a little of his inaction.

1:14:25 Linkin Park Probably both. Maybe it's like, you know, self-esteem is down or something.

1:14:28 Drew Self-esteem, estrogen levels go up, testosterone levels go down when you're weighing that much as a male. He may not be find her as appealing for some whatever reason. And, you know, there's a lot going on here. So, yes, lose the weight.

1:14:41 Adam Yeah, I like it when couples do that, though. That's a certain diabolical strategy to go on. Listen, we're both off the market. F it, let's dig in. Honey, I'll meet you at the Sizzler. Here's a ring and here's some salad tongs. And let's get going.

1:14:56 Linkin Park Salad dressing.

1:14:57 Adam Well, we got roe for it. We got that. Do you have zesty Italian? All right. We'll hear a little something from Linkin Park. How about that? This one's called Paper Cut. Oh, yeah. Linkin Park, everybody. Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. Probably gone double platinum by now.

1:18:25 Linkin Park Oh, yes. Great music to help with the show.

1:18:26 Adam We were going double platinum when the show began, but that was a full hour and 34 minutes ago.

1:18:31 Linkin Park We're probably almost triple now.

1:18:33 Adam Oh, yeah. Easily. Easily.

1:18:34 Linkin Park It's great music to lose weight to.

1:18:36 Adam We will get back to the phones and speak to Chris, who's 25. Chris?

1:18:41 Caller Hey, what's up, guys?

1:18:42 Adam Hey.

1:18:43 Caller Hey, Brad and Chester, I had a question about the album. I actually didn't really give you guys much notice until about a week ago. I really kind of typified you guys as a garage band, tending more towards the 20 and younger class.

1:19:01 Adam Great.

1:19:01 Caller But I ran across something very interesting.

1:19:03 Adam I kind of scoured over your late homosexual tendencies. Yeah, go ahead.

1:19:09 Caller Okay. Thanks. Anyways, I had a question about the lyrics, the content in the lyrics. I noticed that there's no cussing in it whatsoever. I did a search for the F word. Was that something that you guys consciously did when you were making these lyrics?

1:19:29 Drew How dare you?

1:19:31 Linkin Park You know, it's funny. It's actually because we just completely forgot to cuss. Nobody came in from the label and said, hey, you forgot.

1:19:43 Linkin Park You actually told me to remind you, and then maybe I went up just finishing my parts and going in.

1:19:47 Linkin Park Yeah, see, that's the thing.

1:19:48 Linkin Park I was ordering expensive lunches and whatnot. Well, not really.

1:19:52 Linkin Park We try to express ourselves as literally and as straightforward as we can. And it's kind of hard to define what you're trying to say when you just use vulgarity because that's really easy.

1:20:05 Adam Well, you know, it's interesting that I do as much ass humor as I can possibly squeeze into two hours on this show. But I got to kill ten hours a week to be fair to me. But, you know, artistically, it used to be a challenge. Like we were just talking, I think, during the break about the movie Cool Hand Luke and how sexually charged that scene was where all those chain gang guys were watching that hot blonde soap up a Chevy. And you had to be real sexual, but you couldn't show any boobs, right? And used to be all that when you did music, it's like you had to get your message across whether it was anger or whatever it was, but you couldn't use profanity. And that's where a lot of the art is, in my opinion. I mean, it makes it a challenge.

1:20:51 Linkin Park It does, because like, you know, it's easy to kind of be around the true meaning of what you're trying to say when you can just throw in, you know, the F word or something. And make it, you know, sum up that emotion real easy. Just yell that word and people get it.

1:21:04 Caller But I like to equate it a lot to like a standup comedy. It's, you know, it's very difficult if you're in standup comedy to become popular without, you know, using crutch words.

1:21:16 Linkin Park Yeah, Bill Cosby is a genius at it.

1:21:18 Caller Yeah. So, but I really do commend you guys.

1:21:20 Linkin Park Well, thank you.

1:21:21 Caller I hope you guys keep it up that way. In fact, I think you guys are very important to music as a whole.

1:21:29 Adam A week ago, we didn't know who you were.

1:21:31 Linkin Park That's really cool, man. We appreciate that.

1:21:33 Adam Thanks.

1:21:34 Caller I have a question for Brad. Yeah. The headgear that you wear when you do live shows.

1:21:39 Linkin Park Right.

1:21:40 Caller What is that for?

1:21:41 Linkin Park Well, I used to wear actual headgear. Like I had braces for about 16 years of my life. I also used to have to wear those shoes where, you know, they straighten out your...

1:21:49 Caller Orthopedic shoes...

1:21:50 Linkin Park .the foreskumpers. So it's kind of like a throwback to that. I'm still nostalgic for all my adolescent ailments.

1:21:58 Caller Is that for an overbite?

1:22:00 Linkin Park I had overbite, underbite, sidebite.

1:22:03 Caller There's a mess.

1:22:04 Linkin Park And actually I had a thing where my knee went the other direction. So fortunately I'm all better now. But thanks for asking.

1:22:12 Caller It's not for... All right.

1:22:15 Linkin Park Top secret information.

1:22:16 Adam Chris, he really does his homework, this guy.

1:22:20 Linkin Park He didn't know who we were a week ago and now he's asking like, hey, what was that song you guys did back in 93?

1:22:25 Adam How does it feel being one of the most important forces on music in the last 30 years?

1:22:29 Linkin Park That's a pretty big compliment.

1:22:31 Drew Alhambra and he's telling the music industry how it works. I love that.

1:22:35 Adam Oh, Drew, how dare you make fun of Alhambra. It's beautiful country out there. Where is it? Carolina? Yeah. What's up? You're 15. Yeah.

1:22:45 Linkin Park I have a problem where ever since I came home from Europe, I had to go to the bathroom like every 15 minutes.

1:22:53 Drew Well, that's a urine infection, Carolla. You got to get that treated immediately.

1:22:56 Linkin Park Well, I went to the doctor and they said like, there's nothing wrong.

1:23:00 Drew They checked your urine?

1:23:01 Caller Yeah.

1:23:02 Adam Would you have sex with some slimy Italian or something?

1:23:05 Caller No, no.

1:23:06 Adam What happened?

1:23:08 Linkin Park Like I have no idea what happened. It's just I came home and I'm like on the plane and I just have to go every 15 minutes.

1:23:14 Drew They checked your urine and nothing going on?

1:23:16 Linkin Park Yeah.

1:23:16 Drew And no vaginal discharge or pelvic pain, anything like that?

1:23:20 Linkin Park No, it does burn sometimes, but that's about it.

1:23:22 Drew Nothing in the urine.

1:23:24 Adam Who did you go to Europe with?

1:23:25 Linkin Park I just went with my mom.

1:23:27 Adam I see. And does it, you're 15?

1:23:29 Linkin Park Yeah.

1:23:30 Adam Does it bother you at all that I'll be 37 in about seven weeks and have never been to Europe? That doesn't bother? Yes. No, I'm serious. That doesn't bother you at all, Carolina?

1:23:40 Linkin Park No.

1:23:40 Adam Not something you thought about on the plane?

1:23:44 Linkin Park No.

1:23:44 Adam No, you're fine with that? You sleep like a baby at night, right? Except for the constant urination?

1:23:50 Caller Like before I go to bed, I have to go.

1:23:51 Linkin Park But as soon as I fall into a deep sleep, I'll be fine.

1:23:55 Adam But you're fine with you being over 20 years my junior and I've never been to Europe, you're all right with that emotionally?

1:24:02 Drew Yeah. Carolina, anything, were you on a bike riding tour of Europe or something?

1:24:07 Linkin Park Mike's bike tour.

1:24:08 Drew Carolina?

1:24:08 Linkin Park No.

1:24:09 Drew And you don't do spinning or anything like that?

1:24:11 Linkin Park No.

1:24:12 Drew And nothing else unusual going on in terms of a horseback ride or anything that irritates you?

1:24:17 Linkin Park No, I don't do anything like that.

1:24:20 Drew Well, you need to see some, either a gynecologist or urologist.

1:24:24 Adam Did you?

1:24:26 Drew There are inflammation and infections actually on the wall of the bladder that can cause this.

1:24:29 Adam Did you go to space camp too perhaps?

1:24:32 Linkin Park No.

1:24:32 Adam No, I see. You're very lucky.

1:24:34 Linkin Park Did you spend any time in Turkey or Lithuania?

1:24:37 Linkin Park No.

1:24:37 Drew But sometimes you can get urethral stenosis. There are all kinds of little things that can go wrong in the bladder, in the outflow of the bladder.

1:24:44 Linkin Park Or you can just pick up some depends and not even worry about it.

1:24:47 Drew No, no. At her age, she needs to have it checked out, for sure.

1:24:50 Linkin Park Absolutely.

1:24:51 Drew It can also, if she's obstructed in some way, it can impair the kidney function in fact and back up all the way into the kidney.

1:24:56 Adam So if you're obstructed, you're not getting all your urine out?

1:25:00 Drew Yeah, the pressure in the bladder starts to build up and it backs up into the ureters and ultimately up into the kidney.

1:25:04 Adam And you wouldn't know it. I mean you wouldn't know you're fully urinating. That's why my toilet is graduated. I actually have it marked.

1:25:11 Drew Plum line?

1:25:12 Adam No, the inside of the bowl is calibrated. It looks like a graduated cylinder. That's awesome. I mean I know what line it should be at when I'm done.

1:25:23 Drew Isn't that what they call those?

1:25:23 Linkin Park Like clear bowls with the lines?

1:25:25 Adam No, it would just be a sticker you could put inside the toilet.

1:25:29 Drew What do they call that? The side of a ship when they have that, right? Like the plebsoles, is that what they call that?

1:25:33 Adam No, I don't think that is.

1:25:34 Drew It's some name like that.

1:25:35 Adam I don't know what that is. I know that was a band.

1:25:37 Linkin Park The Pazmatash.

1:25:38 Adam Million miles away. But yeah, the side of the ship, they always have it marked on the front of the ship so you can tell where the water level is. I like that.

1:25:47 Linkin Park It's going for the thesaurus.

1:25:48 Adam Like that in my bathroom. I tell how much urine comes out each time. And for number two, too.

1:25:54 Drew Nice.

1:25:54 Adam Oh yeah.

1:25:54 Drew You get weight, too, don't you? Water displacement. Water displacement volume. That's nice.

1:25:58 Caller Yeah, all right.

1:26:00 Adam We'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with Linkin Park.

1:26:04 Caller You know what I'm saying, I'm dead?

1:26:06 Adam and Dr. Drew will be right back on Loveline.

1:26:32 This is Pam Lurley and you're listening to Loveline with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:26:37 Adam Yes, you is. And yes, we are. Chester and Brad are both here from Linkin Park. Hybrid Theory is the name of the CD. And again, into the formula. I'm going to say that.

1:26:52 Linkin Park Sales are shooting to the roof as we speak.

1:26:54 Adam That's right. All right. Let's talk to Mr. Crusher. Well, what's up?

1:27:03 I've been married to my wife for almost two years. I've been having sex a little bit more than that. And she's never had an orgasm in her life. And before she was saying, well, maybe she just tends to never.

1:27:16 Caller Because we were we were each other's first.

1:27:19 If she's a little tense, maybe when she eases up a little bit, she'll start having one, but she's never had one.

1:27:24 Adam Sure, by the time she gets to 70.

1:27:26 Caller Yeah, hopefully before then.

1:27:29 Adam Yeah, and do you do give her the oral sex?

1:27:33 Everything. I've tried everything. Been listening to you guys. You think it's a myth, but I've tried everything that you suggested.

1:27:39 Drew No, I don't think it's a myth. There's some women that are like this for sure.

1:27:42 Adam How old is she?

1:27:43 Caller 27.

1:27:44 Drew Shawnee Medicine?

1:27:45 Caller No.

1:27:47 Adam She ever masturbated?

1:27:48 Caller No.

1:27:49 Drew No, she never had anything in her whole life.

1:27:51 Adam Yeah, I don't know. I just put it in the form of a question. Yeah, I just think she never masturbated. You know, she's a tough nut and they're out there. Some vaginas, they're like a vault at Fort Knox. You can't crack them. And then others are just like clay piggy banks you get in Mexico. Good rain will take them apart. So she's one of the tough ones and you can't crack that safe. She's going to have to figure out the combination herself and kind of report back the other way.

1:28:22 Drew She's got to make an effort. She really does.

1:28:24 And now there's like something we can do together.

1:28:27 Caller I mean, because it's not it's not like she's never initiated.

1:28:30 Sometimes.

1:28:30 Adam How about the vibrator?

1:28:32 No, she's not into that kind of way.

1:28:34 Drew She can't she can't close herself off to things that might work.

1:28:38 Right.

1:28:39 Drew And she's got to go on the experiment.

1:28:40 Yeah.

1:28:41 Linkin Park Tell her, trust me, it's worth it.

1:28:42 Drew And if she's not experimenting, then there's something wrong there.

1:28:45 Well, the thing is, she will.

1:28:47 Adam She enjoys it.

1:28:48 Linkin Park She like really religious.

1:28:49 No.

1:28:50 Adam Let me let me tell you what to do with this vibrator. You you can't bring that vibrator up any more and you can discuss going to the vet with your dog. Understand it's a bad plan.

1:29:02 Drew Your cat. Yeah, let's be real.

1:29:03 Adam Well, no, you take your dog to the vet. What do you do? Come on, we're going to the park. Come on, here we go now. Get on in. Yeah, we're going to see you. But first, we're going to swing by this white building and talk to the guy in the lab. It's hop right on. I just want to say hi. Just want to see it. Just want to see. Yeah, but next thing the stomach split open, you know, you mean dewormed or whatever. But that's the way you got. You ask the dog, hey, you want to go to the vet? It's like no way. No way.

1:29:29 Drew You just bring out the cage that you put them in.

1:29:31 Adam Yeah, you bring up the vibrator with a chick. Meh, 85% is like no way. Here's what you do with that vibrator. You listening, Will? Yeah. Now I want you to do this. Okay. You go down to the adult store. I don't know if they have any in Utah. You may have to drive in Arizona. Nevada. Nevada should have a few. All right. You get yourself just a plain old, just the $8, $9 one. Just smooth, nothing intimidating. Just a nice ivory colored one.

1:29:59 Linkin Park And don't make yourself compete with it.

1:30:01 Adam Right. Nice, nice, small one.

1:30:03 Linkin Park No competition.

1:30:04 Adam Don't put the Duracells in there. Just put the regular black cat ever ready in there. All right. OK. Now you slide that thing between the mattress and the box spring. All right. And you get it ready. And then she lies down on the bed and you guys are getting intimate and you're going down on her and you slide that thing out and give her a shot. She'll take a little bit, take a little hesitation, but then she'll get into it. You cannot be waving it around or she'll not go for it. All right. Hide it and apply it while she's while she's unsuspecting.

1:30:37 Linkin Park Anything that glows or makes any sounds.

1:30:40 Adam All right. There you go. Well, I'm telling you, that's going to work. You can't get into discussion with her about it beforehand. You can't start laughing when you pull it out. All right.

1:30:49 Drew And don't get you don't get anxious about it. And don't don't push harder. I mean, because she likes them, it doesn't mean push harder. I mean, just do exactly the same thing.

1:30:57 Adam Yeah. Yeah. Believe me, she'll go for that.

1:31:00 Drew Don't you guys get that way? They get like... To gentler the better. Oh, yeah, that's good.

1:31:03 Caller So guys go, OK, all right.

1:31:04 Drew They get going to town on that. No, no, no. Keep exactly what you're doing.

1:31:08 Adam Right. Slow and methodical.

1:31:10 Linkin Park That's your friend.

1:31:11 Adam David?

1:31:12 David, yeah, what's up?

1:31:13 Adam You're 18. What's up?

1:31:15 Caller Yeah, I had a quick question. You know my girlfriend? We have habitual safe sex. We always use a condom and whatnot. She's about three days late on her period this month, and we only did it one time this month, and it was in a spa. So I was wondering if the chlorine or whatever chemicals are in the spa can deteriorate the condom and it could lose its effectiveness.

1:31:40 Drew Did it break?

1:31:41 Caller No, it did not break. But the thing is, we always use a condom, and I never finish inside.

1:31:47 Adam What kind of spa?

1:31:49 Caller It's like a little spa, like a resort, you know?

1:31:53 Adam Yeah, you know, now I think if I ever go to one of these places, I'll just be bathing in other people's semen very much. I might as well just go to some Bangkok whorehouse and roll around in batter or something, like marine batter. It's got to be everywhere in that place. I'd like to shut the lights and turn a black light on that place. Oh, my Lord. Should I get to the bottom of over there? All right, so it didn't break, though.

1:32:20 Caller No, it did not break.

1:32:21 Adam Right, but she's not on the pill.

1:32:23 Caller No, no, no. See, that's the thing. We had been planning to go get it and just, you know, but we always use a condom, habitually. We never go.

1:32:30 Drew This condom did not break that night.

1:32:32 Caller No, the condom did not break and I did not finish inside.

1:32:35 Drew Well, you're fine. She's just laid on her. Yeah, she's just laid on her period. That's all.

1:32:40 Caller Sweet, dude. All right there, dude.

1:32:42 Adam Happy humping. Take it easy.

1:32:44 Caller All right.

1:32:45 Adam Getting it on at the spa. I mean, that's what that is, that Ace in Hers thing. You know, when they do those couples.

1:32:51 Caller Spas?

1:32:52 Adam Spas. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but they give you like, they could put mud on you and they'll whack you with a hibiscus tree and stuff.

1:32:58 Drew Whack is the key word there.

1:33:01 Adam Really, that would just have the chicks give you the rubdown, give you a BJ and just call it what it is. It really, have you ever done one of those, Drew?

1:33:09 Drew A couple spa?

1:33:10 Adam Yeah.

1:33:11 Drew No.

1:33:11 Adam I did one in Hawaii a few years ago. Somebody sent me up with it. Yeah, it got the cuticle push and everything. Yeah. You know, it's weird. I'm uncomfortable with people working on my feet. Who I pay.

1:33:24 Linkin Park Yeah. My wife tried to get me to get a pedicure the other day and I was just like, yeah, I don't think that's...

1:33:32 Drew I couldn't have somebody shine my shoes. It could not do it.

1:33:34 Adam Yeah, it's like, it's too symbolic. It's too weird. It's like, hey, honey, here's 20. Get to work on the tootsies.

1:33:40 Linkin Park Yeah.

1:33:40 Adam Yeah, yeah.

1:33:41 Linkin Park Take that thing and get all the stuff between my nails.

1:33:43 Adam Yeah, too smelly for me. I don't like to get down there myself. I mean, I don't have to. I don't have to go to a man, a man of my stature. But yeah, get down there, honey. And you do an extra good job with the smegma in between the gathers on the side. There's another 10 in for you. Maybe bring it home. Maybe get yourself some basic cable or something. Whatever it takes. I'm going to be reading Forbes up here. Try not to talk to me. I'm trying to concentrate. Yeah, I'm weird. Chicks, by the way, zero problem with another chick working on their feet. Yeah. Meanwhile, they're freaked out when we get a handi at the Asian massage, you know, at the Oriental massage.

1:34:20 Drew How dare they?

1:34:21 Adam Yes, how dare they cast judgment on us? That's weird. On our lifestyle.

1:34:25 Drew Penis, feet, what the hell difference it make?

1:34:27 Adam What difference? Listen, I was saying this to somebody the other day, you're going to get a massage. They work on your hands, they work on your feet, they work on your neck, they give you a scalp massage. Your penis isn't attached to you? That's a glaring oversight, in my opinion. This is part of my anatomy. I would like you to work on it.

1:34:45 Linkin Park And it can get very tense sometimes.

1:34:47 Adam Lord knows. Hell yes it can. My penis is under a lot of pressure.

1:34:52 Linkin Park Seriously.

1:34:54 Adam Yes, my balls expect a lot from my penis. And they put a lot of pressure on my penis. And we'll be back. All right, we'll be back. All righty. Well, there you go. Another fabulous loveline in the ground. I want to thank Linkin Park for coming in here. Good guys. Always good to see them.

1:35:30 Linkin Park Thanks for having us back.

1:35:31 Adam Yeah. We had you back pretty quick, and we wouldn't mind you coming back again.

1:35:36 Linkin Park Anytime.

1:35:36 Adam Quickly. All right. Tomorrow night, we got Alien and Farm in here and until next time, the Santa Clara for Dr. Drew saying mahalo.

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