Episode 1000754886925

11:18 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. Loveline, Coast to Coast.

11:29 Voiceover Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew over there. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, board certified physician, addiction medicine specialist. Tonight, we got two real good guests. For the first hour, we're going to have Joe Rogan from Fear Factor. Monday nights, 8 o'clock NBC. I've seen many of these episodes. And then later on, after the 11 o'clock break, we will bring in Ethan from Survivor Africa. The man who won it all. So a good, a good night. First, hi Joe.

12:06 Guest What's up?

12:07 Adam Good to see as usual.

12:08 Guest Good to see both of you as well.

12:09 Adam Fear Factor. I watched a celebrity one a couple weeks back with, let's see, Hasselhoff was in there. And-

12:21 Guest Coolio.

12:22 Adam Coolio.

12:23 Guest Kelly Preston.

12:23 Adam Coolio won it all. Kelly Preston, who was very game. I was surprised at how game everybody was. I mean, especially-

12:32 Drew How into it, you mean?

12:33 Guest Yeah, they get caught up and gamey.

12:35 Adam Well, no, I mean-

12:37 Guest Eventually gamey. Initially game.

12:39 Adam About, I think actors unfairly get labeled as pussies oftentimes, but they're pretty game people. They're not people like the-

12:49 Guest I know a lot of pussies that are actors, dude.

12:51 Adam You're right.

12:51 Guest You're right. The ones that are willing to do a show like Fear Factor. Right away, they can't take themselves too seriously. More likely be the type of people that do crazy things.

13:00 Adam I guess it's hard to say no when the camera is rolling, but there was one particular stunt where they just basically put a lucite bucket on everyone's head. I was talking about this a few weeks ago, and they dumped the salamanders.

13:16 Guest Super worms, centipedes, and scorpions.

13:19 Adam Scorpions. That's the tough one to handle. And you wear it. Remember in that?

13:24 Guest Dr. Drew.

13:25 Drew You wear it and go jogging?

13:27 Guest No, you just have to sit there for, I think it was four minutes or something like that.

13:31 Drew How do they prevent these critters from stinging or biting or getting dialyzed?

13:35 Guest Well, the only critters you really have to worry about are the scorpions. And the emperor scorpions are the big ones that aren't really dangerous. They look horrifying. They look like monsters. But the really small scorpions are the ones that are dangerous. They're the ones that are really venomous. The big ones, they're kind of like bee stings, and they're not too likely to sting. They could have.

13:52 Adam They're crawling about your nostrils and ears.

13:55 Guest Oh, and the smell. The worst was the super worms. You know what super worms are? They're the worms that paleontologists use to clean bones. They're flesh-eating worms.

14:03 Adam They look like meal worms. They look like the kind of worms you feed when you have a rat or snake or something that eats them.

14:10 Guest They're really crunchy. And they bite you? They bite. Yeah, they'll pinch. I mean, if they devour a corpse, it would take a long time. But eventually, if you just sat there for years, they would get you. But they just nip at you.

14:21 Adam Yeah, but they crap all over you.

14:22 Guest They smell terrible. It's the urine.

14:26 Drew They're just wet with urine.

14:27 Adam You dump. I mean, there's 500 of these worms, and there's 20 of these scorpions, and there's 50 of these millipedes or whatever the hell they are. They dump them on your head. Now, you wear essentially a fish tank on your head. You're like, remember the box heads in Gumby?

14:45 Drew Yes.

14:45 Adam That becomes your head.

14:46 Guest You don't necessarily wear it on your head. Actually, you sit underneath it and poke your head through the tub.

14:50 Adam Yeah. I mean, no, you don't go about your day with a box of scorpions on your head.

14:53 Drew When jogging or something.

14:55 Guest That's next season.

14:56 Adam You meet with a financial planner. Yes.

14:59 Drew Life insurance salesman.

15:01 Adam That would really up the ante by having, having let's say born again or Jehovah's Witness sit down and share the good news with you while the box of scorpions is on your head. Or maybe just one of the Corolla family members. Have my mom, here's what ups the ante. My mom has two glasses of Chardonnay and tells you about her childhood.

15:19 Caller While the box is on your head.

15:21 Drew While Adam Regalzi was stories about his high school football career.

15:23 Adam I simultaneously talk about high school football after like a six pack of tall boys.

15:28 Guest I think people would tap out. I think they would all tap out.

15:31 Adam And they put this prophylactic around your neck so nothing can get in. They pile up ear high. You just sit there and they defecate all over you.

15:42 Guest And that's nothing compared to what we did in the second celebrity edition. I'm not allowed to tell you what it is because.

15:48 Drew Who's in it, can you tell you?

15:49 Guest Yeah, I can tell you who's in it. Stephen Baldwin, Alan Thicke, Kevin from the Backstreet Boys, Allie Landry, the Doritos girl.

16:01 Adam I'm somewhere on the bubble. I'm like if Thicke goes down, You could get in there? Dave Hurwitz who also works on the Man Show is going to make an emergency call to Corolla.

16:12 Guest I'm sure we're going to do another one if you want to do it. But the problem is it's three days. That's the real problem with it. The other two celebrities were Allison Sweeney and Kelly Packard. Allison Sweeney from Days of Our Lives and Kelly Packard from Baywatch.

16:25 Adam It's tough. There's three events. It's always three events, right?

16:29 Guest It's three days. That's the hard thing about getting celebrities to do it.

16:32 Adam There's a sort of physical one and then there's one that usually takes a little dexterity while you're scared though. You're running on some I-beam that's 200 feet in the air. But then there's the gross out one. And that's the part I would have difficulty with, like the cow eyeball one, or the roaches, the millions and millions of roaches.

16:51 Drew It's so stupid. And I know they don't think this through very carefully.

16:54 Guest They don't think what through?

16:56 Drew Medically, what they're exposing people to.

16:57 Guest Oh, sure they do. They have a whole, absolutely.

17:00 Drew They make sure you're not imminently.

17:01 Guest You mean psychologically?

17:03 Drew They just don't, I mean, I just watch what happens in Africa and Survivor and Australia and the crap they put people through is like extremely dangerous.

17:09 Guest Well, maybe they do that in Australia, but on Fear Factor, they pretty much test everything and they're very aware of what the possibilities of what could go wrong, what could happen to you. They're aware of all of it by the time they do it. They go ahead and test it.

17:23 Drew They go right ahead with it, but they're aware of it.

17:25 Guest There's an acceptable amount of risk they're willing to take. We had them ride bulls and that was very, very uncomfortable for me because I have a huge respect for large animals. I'm not riding anything that can carry me. I'll ride my dog for a goof.

17:40 Drew How would they get out of trouble?

17:41 Guest You know what I mean? I'll pretend he's a whore, a whore, a whore, whoa.

17:47 Guest I had a little hiccup when the middle is saying that.

17:49 Adam Anderson, drop that. Come on. Please, hit cough. Now, there's a new show called Celebrity Rodeo Clown. They have Anson Williams.

17:57 Guest Well, that was what they were claiming we were using to keep the people safe was extra rodeo clowns, much more and softer, it was much softer topsoil. They put sand down and made it-

18:07 Drew The bulls can fall on top of you.

18:08 Guest It's still a 2,000 pound bull and I would have never done that. That's the one stunt. Out of all the stunts we did in the two seasons, that's the one stunt I would have never done. No way.

18:19 Adam But see for me and I'm not trying to make myself sound like a stud because I'm a poet. I would rather ride the bull than have the centipedes on rolling up the nose.

18:31 Guest I wouldn't have any problem with that. I wouldn't have any problem with the bugs.

18:34 Adam Anderson, what did you say?

18:37 Guest Yeah, pig rectums.

18:38 Drew It was the grossest thing I have ever seen.

18:40 Guest Oh, dude, how gross is it when that guy squished it in his hands?

18:42 He liked it. The gay guy liked it.

18:47 Guest It was rough. And I had to stand there while four people ate them, stand next to them, just, the gay guy liked it. He did. He actually said it tastes pretty good.

18:56 Drew Pork butts and taters.

18:57 Guest It was disgusting. It smelled horrible. It was greasy and slimy on the outside. I can't, I don't know how they do it.

19:03 Adam I do think gays have a decisive advantage when it comes to eating the gross stuff.

19:08 Guest Well, eating ass, maybe.

19:09 Adam Yeah, I mean, if you're going to give a guy a rim job, sweaty chaps, he's all X'd up.

19:16 Guest He's all X'd up.

19:18 Guest If I can do it, they can do it, you can do it.

19:20 Adam I met him 20 minutes earlier at the Cowboy Night.

19:22 Guest You know what, I think you're painting an unfair picture.

19:24 Adam You're right, you're right. Only 80% of the gay men do this.

19:27 Drew I am offended.

19:28 Adam All right. So the show, and it seems to me, but you tell me if this is how the show is traveling. The show came out with a bang and then it was like, all right, another one of these shows. But people are back with it now and it's legitimate.

19:45 Guest It went away because we ran out of episodes. That's the only reason why it came out with a bang and then we did nine episodes. That's it. So they aired them all over and over and over again over the summer, but they didn't expect to be that popular. It takes months and months of pre-production, of design and all that jazz to launch an episode, and then it takes hundreds of hours to edit each episode. Because each episode there's like 12 cameras running constantly, little tiny helmet cameras. Hundreds of hours of footage and hundreds of man hours to edit one show. It takes months. So they couldn't do anything about it. So it came out with a bang and then we had to take off for months. There's nothing they could do about it. So that's what it was. We've just, this is like, tonight was like the third or fourth one we've aired this season.

20:26 Adam Well, it's doing great and it's one of these shows where you may not be real proud of yourself for watching it, but it's really hard to turn off.

20:35 Guest Try hosting it, dude.

20:36 Adam It's really hard to turn off.

20:38 Guest To me, I can't, you know, I watch it, but it's just like, it's so ridiculous.

20:42 Adam It's hard to change the channel, especially in the middle of one of these challenges.

20:46 Guest I'm addicted to all these shows. If I watch them, like, Temptation Island gets me hooked. I can't watch it. It's like crack. I just can't, I can't look away. I just can't look away. I can't leave the room. I'm TiVo-ing it. My girlfriend's worse than me. My girlfriend's addicted to it. She just watches it constantly. Whenever it's on, she was upset because it was off for like three weeks. Oh my God, I came back on it so good.

21:07 Drew It definitely has appealed to women, it seems to me.

21:09 It seems so twisted.

21:11 Adam It seems to me that guys like inflicting pain, but women like seeing pain inflicted upon people. They enjoy watching that, especially emotional pain.

21:19 Drew They like diabolical, revenge type pain.

21:22 Guest I don't like it, but I have to watch it. When I see someone being tortured, and this relationship being torn up, and a guy watching a video tape of his chick making out with some guy, and they're rubbing crotches, and this guy's watching it. It's insane. It's insane.

21:36 Adam Yeah, they sit down and watch a video tape of your girl completely liquored up doing body shots with some guy.

21:43 Guest On the other side of an island, and he's got a shaved chest, and she's sucking face with him, and this is the girl you're living with. Oh my God.

21:51 Adam And all these guys would have won Mr. Olympian in the 50s. I mean, it's like-

21:55 Guest In the 50s, back when Johnny Weismiller was Tarzan. Steve, Steve Reeves. Yeah.

22:00 Adam Before the Royds and everything, but these guys are all, I mean, it's like, I look at all these guys, like, what, do you just have a gym at work? Or like, what do you do? Just work out all day, or you're on the juice? It's absolutely amazing. All right, all right, but Fear Factor. Let's watch this.

22:15 Drew When is it? Fear Factor?

22:16 Adam Eight o'clock.

22:17 Drew What night?

22:18 Adam Monday nights.

22:18 Drew Okay.

22:19 Adam NBC. Go ahead, Shannon.

22:22 Yes.

22:23 Adam You're 25?

22:24 Caller Yes.

22:25 Adam What's up?

22:29 Caller My boyfriend and I have been dating for a year, and I still get cramps when we have sex because he's, how do I say this, he's a little too big for me.

22:41 Adam Good Fear Factor challenge there.

22:43 Coming up next. I'm the big boy.

22:49 Adam You think it's because of his size that you get cramps?

22:51 Caller I think so. It sounds ignorant to say, but I think so.

22:55 Drew Why is that ignorant?

22:58 Caller Why is it ignorant? Because it just sounds like a dumb reason. It sounds like there should be a medical reason.

23:03 Drew No, it's not. Well, first of all, you've been checked. You've had a pap smear. You have no infections. Okay. It doesn't sound like a dumb reason that he should have a disproportionate anatomy compared to yours. But what sounds dumb is that you don't sort of tell him to cool it or you don't have some way of sort of containing him a little bit.

23:20 Adam Is the sex vigorous?

23:22 Guest Vigorous is a good word.

23:23 Adam It is. I wish someone would refer to my sex as vigorous.

23:27 Caller Is it vigorous?

23:28 Drew Vigorous.

23:29 Guest Vigorous meaning like crazy.

23:32 Caller Not usually.

23:34 Guest Not usually? How is it usually?

23:35 Drew So why can't you just tell him, hey, it hurts, back off?

23:38 Caller I do. I have. I have. I mean, this is something we talk about all the time. I just, I don't know if it's something that I'm doing wrong or.

23:47 Drew Yeah, he probably brings the conversation up. Let me hear it again, please. Tell me.

23:51 Guest Does it, yeah, it hurts you?

23:52 Drew Really?

23:53 Guest How bad does it hurt, baby?

23:54 Adam Honey, a little closer to the microphone. I don't think the recording, I'm burning a CD.

23:59 Caller It actually hurts very bad.

24:01 Guest Now, does it hurt when he goes in all the way or does it hurt always? Like is it a stretch out hurt or is it a penetration hurt?

24:09 Caller No, no, no, no, it's afterwards.

24:11 Adam Only afterwards.

24:12 Caller Yeah, it's afterwards. It's after we have sex and-

24:15 Drew You get that visceral kind of achy feeling in your abdomen.

24:18 Caller No, these are bad cramps.

24:20 Drew Sharp pants, yeah.

24:22 Adam Are you lubricating?

24:24 Caller No.

24:25 Adam No?

24:26 Caller No.

24:26 Adam Well, maybe, maybe.

24:28 Drew I think she thinks you think she's adding lubrication.

24:31 Adam Well, are you adding lubrication? No. Are you sufficiently moist down there?

24:37 Caller Yes.

24:38 Adam You are?

24:39 Guest Did you ever think anybody was ever going to ask you that?

24:41 Drew On the radio? Are you familiar with your friend?

24:43 Guest Are you sufficiently moist?

24:44 Adam With a guy with barely high school education.

24:47 Drew I really think you may need to go further with your gynecologist. Have you ever had a-

24:50 Adam Really? Like third base?

24:51 Drew Have you ever had an ultrasound?

24:56 Caller I'm not sure.

24:58 Drew She has.

24:59 Adam Hold on.

24:59 Caller Yes, yes, yes. Yes, I have.

25:01 Drew Because this really sounds like something going on, either an infection or endometriosis or something in your anatomy. Because if really was an anatomic issue with him, it would hurt when he penetrated. With deep penetration, it would hurt. Pow, you'd feel it. Tell him to back off. Now, he stirs things up in there and you get these terrible cramps afterwards. Sounds like something in you more than with him.

25:22 Adam Is it true that the vagina is like a snow globe and that once it gets shaken up, it takes a while to settle? Do you know what I'm saying?

25:30 Drew Yeah, we're not really talking about the vagina here. We're really talking about the pelvic organs.

25:34 Adam But the organs in there, once they get scrambled.

25:36 Guest The organs inside the vagina, those rare ones, nobody talks about.

25:39 Adam No, I'm not giving you the book. I'm not going to look at that.

25:42 Drew I'm not going to make Joe look at it.

25:43 Adam I don't like looking at the parts inside a woman because it makes them human. I'm not a big fan of that. Because it's hard for me to do what I do to them.

25:56 Drew Anyway.

25:58 Adam Well, I'm talking about-

25:58 Guest Knowing that they're human?

25:59 Adam Yeah. I mean, using the VCR and what not.

26:02 Guest Wow, there's a lot of stuff in there.

26:03 Drew You're sure to lean forward pretty quickly there, Adam.

26:04 Adam Suzanne.

26:05 Drew The doctor has showed up all the- It's to get very incest like that.

26:08 Adam All right.

26:09 Drew Endometriosis like here.

26:10 Guest Drew, well, I knew a girl who had endometriosis. What is that?

26:14 Drew It's lining of the uterus that gets out the tube, comes out here and lands anywhere in this area, outside of all the system. It flops out.

26:22 Guest So what do they do? Is that a nutritional thing? Is that the name operations?

26:27 Drew No, it's just something. Probably genetic things, much as anything. They can with laparoscopy, they can go in and scrape it off and burn it off.

26:32 Okay.

26:33 Adam Suzanne.

26:34 Drew Yeah.

26:35 Adam What's up?

26:36 Drew Joe's getting crazy. This is worse than the bugs for Joe.

26:38 It's very graphic.

26:39 Adam You're lucky you beat off before you came here, Joe. Suzanne.

26:43 Hey, you guys are great. I've been listening for a long time. Hope you can help me. Don't be too hard on me, though. I'm a little nervous. All right. Okay. I've been with my man for three years, living together for two and a half years, and I'm at the point now where we're gonna have to separate. I'm gonna leave because he's an alcoholic and he's been going to AA for all this time for about a year. He hasn't really committed himself to it yet. He had a really horrible childhood. He was, you know, beaten every day by his father, and his father raped him the first time. He was like eight years old. He's eight years older than me.

27:21 Adam Well, you know, I mean, if you don't get the guy a gift and you're kind of in a pinch, you gotta make a move. Eighth birthday, huh? What a guy. Is he dead?

27:31 His father? Yeah. I wish he was, no.

27:34 Drew We wish that with you.

27:35 Adam Well, so you're going to break up with this guy.

27:38 Well, I'm not going to break up with him, but I'm going to have to, I'm going to move and move back home.

27:46 Drew Just out of curiosity, what gets you into a project like this? Did you have an alcoholic father? Were your parents sick growing up or were you head of a large family?

27:57 My father didn't drink. My mom got addicted to Xanax when I was like 13.

28:01 Drew Okay, so did you have to take care of her or did you go through hell with that?

28:05 Yeah, I went through hell with it.

28:07 Drew Have you dealt with your codependency, which is really the big issue here?

28:11 I see a psychiatrist. I'm on Selexa.

28:14 Drew Did they ever tell you to go to Al-Anon?

28:16 No.

28:18 Drew That would help you.

28:19 Adam The shrink doesn't tell you that because it's free.

28:21 Drew And the fact is that in terms of the identified patient, the addict or alcoholic getting to treatment or making change, you going to Al-Anon has probably a more substantial impact on their involvement than anything else.

28:35 Yeah.

28:35 Adam So you want them to get sober, right?

28:37 Well, I mean, right now I just kind of need to focus on myself because this has just been too hard on me and I want to go back and forth.

28:44 Drew Just needs to go find another alcoholic.

28:46 Adam Right.

28:47 Drew And become a nurse.

28:47 Guest Now is that always the case? I mean, can't someone learn from their mistakes? Does that ever happen?

28:51 Drew Yes.

28:52 Guest Or do you just assume that people always just keep rebounding and going to dysfunctional relationships? No, they do learn.

28:56 Drew They do learn. But it's amazing how much people reenact.

28:58 Guest But she sounds like she doesn't want it anymore, right? Do you believe that? Or are you guys so jaded? Seriously, I have to know. I'm asking these guys because I have to know. Because every time I come here, it's like I always dread the first phone call. Like, I like these guys. I like hanging out with them and like, hey, what's up? What's up? Everything's cool. We're talking. And then all of a sudden, the rape stories and awards and just, oh, God. No, please. It's all right. You're the one with the problem. I mean, it's I want to believe that you want to leave. I want to believe that you want to find a good relationship and that you're going to straighten your life out. And you realize that you made a mistake. But every time I talk to these guys, I think you're just going to find another alcoholic.

29:36 No.

29:37 Drew No.

29:37 No.

29:38 Guest How old are you?

29:39 At first, I didn't realize he was like that. And then, you know.

29:43 Drew But Suzanne, you're going to find another one that you didn't realize was like that.

29:46 No, I'm not. I'm not. The thing is, is right now, I'm going to focus on myself. I'm going to go back to school. I'm going to do what I need to do for myself. There you go. But I want to, at the same time, be there for him as a friend.

29:57 Guest That's impossible, though. It's impossible.

29:59 Drew You must go to Al-Anon, Suzanne. If you really are serious about wanting to make change, and it's going to be painful, if it was easy to make change, you do it already.

30:06 I know.

30:07 Drew The real change that's going to change the template for who you are, and who you look for in a relationship, is going to be a process like Al-Anon. You need to go. All right. If you're serious about change, and you're going on the right path, but-

30:18 Well, actually, my questions were kind of, okay, I hear you saying about that. If-

30:23 Adam All right, I'm done with her. Go to Al-Anon, or go to hell.

30:26 Drew Let me repeat-

30:27 Adam That's what my bumper sticker would say.

30:29 Drew You want to be there and continue caretaking him. That's not how it works. If you want to motivate him to change, you must initiate the process by going to Al-Anon. That has the highest probability of causing him to do something positive. That's it. Everything else, he will just engage you in that dance you've been in with him for all these years, and it will not change.

30:49 Adam You know, it's funny, though, and this is, we get a lot of this, and Joe sort of reminded me of it is, there's a lot of change within the parameters of the old disease, which is, and it's part of the disease. I mean, it's part of being screwed up. Once in a while, you got to throw yourself an emotional bone like you go, you know what, I know what I'm doing. I'm going to stop it. I'm going to take some time for me. Sure, I'll be here for him, and I'll help him out if he needs me. Because I'm a good friend. It's a different version because you have to, you will get wise to yourself if you don't throw yourself a bone every once in a while. You go see a therapist for three sessions, you label it a waste of time, and then you come back. You set dates in the future that never arrive.

31:36 Drew The fantasy that Suzanne has is that she's going to go back to how it was before she knew he was in alcohol. That's the spot she wants to be in.

31:44 Guest So the big problem is living with him in her eyes.

31:46 Drew The big problem is who she is and what she expects from relationships must change.

31:51 Adam Okay. Well, go to Al Anon and then take it from there.

31:53 Guest You're just jaded, dude. Look at you.

31:55 Adam But I was jaded before I got here, so it's not fair. Amber?

31:59 Yes.

31:59 Adam You're 17?

32:01 Caller Actually, I'm 20.

32:02 Adam Oh, good. What's up?

32:04 Caller Okay. Before you interrupt me, let me tell you my story.

32:07 Drew We've got to go to break in a second.

32:09 Caller Okay. Well, my stepdad's an alcoholic and my mother used to go on business vacations, kind of. And it turns out a couple of years ago, my stepdad told her that while she was away on business one time, he, I don't know if he raped me because I would be extra young at the time. But he said that he raped me. I mean, it was an alcoholic rage. But somehow, like after I was told this in my head, I have, I can kind of remember this happening, but I don't really.

32:43 Adam All right. Hey, Drew, you don't want to mix these calls up a little before Joe kills himself over here? When did your dad rape you? All right.

32:53 Caller My stepdad.

32:54 Adam All right. Well, hold on there. And how old do you think you were, like seven, eight?

32:57 Caller Well, I think maybe nine or ten. I really can't remember, but I have, I remember this dream that I had when I was really young.

33:04 Adam Yeah, but listen, if you were nine or ten, you'd remember.

33:07 Caller Right. Well, let me, let me explain. Because I think that maybe you can put things into the back of your mind to the point where you don't really remember.

33:17 Adam But if you were nine or ten, you'd remember.

33:19 Caller But I remember having a dream. To me, the way I think of it now, it was a dream. But at the time, it was a very vivid dream where I was, where I actually remember, like, and you don't know the feeling of Melgen to tell you when you are nine or ten, but I can almost remember feeling Melgen to tell you on my body when I was that age. But I can't remember vividly.

33:42 Adam Well, all right. Well, here's the other deal. What's your dad doing? I mean, your stepdad, he wouldn't be bragging about this to your mom, right? Unless he did it.

33:49 Caller But he would do things to hurt her purposely.

33:55 Adam Oh, he might make that up?

33:58 Caller Well, I mean, I would hope that he would make it up, but I feel like deep down that it's true.

34:05 Adam Alright, well, what?

34:06 Guest What do you think about hypnotic regression?

34:08 Drew Do you believe in that?

34:08 Guest Or do you think it's all suggestive?

34:10 Drew I just don't think it's necessary. So what? That's what I think. Your brain is set how it's set, and it causes certain problems with your ability to connect with other people, and that needs to be improved.

34:21 Caller Right. I do believe that maybe hypnotic regression-

34:24 Drew No, no. Why? Why?

34:26 Caller Because I can't-

34:27 Drew So what? What you need to work with is how you engage in your relationships, how you are available or not available, what kind of defenses you build up. That needs to be sorted through.

34:37 Caller I mean, I found out about this when I was a senior in high school.

34:41 Drew Well, you're obsessed about it now.

34:43 Adam Well, what? Okay, what?

34:44 Caller I mean, when he told me this, and at the time-

34:46 Adam He told you?

34:47 Caller No, when my mother- I was out of town at the time, whenever my mother and my stepfather got in a humongous argument, and he was- I don't know if he was trying to hurt her, but he told her this.

34:56 Guest Do you really think that he could say something like that just to try to hurt your mother? Is he that sick?

35:02 Caller Well, I would hope not. I mean-

35:04 Guest Well, then the alternative is that he actually did it.

35:08 Caller Right.

35:08 Adam What's your mom think?

35:10 Caller Well, my mother left him for two years, but the thing is that she divorced him about six months ago. The divorce was final, and then in the past two months, she's been back with him.

35:21 Adam Well, sure, you can't stay away from that forever.

35:23 Caller But the thing is, my mother's severely codependent.

35:26 Adam We'll be right back. All right. Well, hey, Amber?

35:30 Caller Can you not hang up on me?

35:32 Adam We'll be right back. Yeah, I'll not hang up on you.

35:34 Caller OK.

35:35 Adam All right, hang on, all right? OK. But the problem is, there's not a lot we can do. We don't know if we did it or not.

35:41 Caller But I need, I just need, I don't know what I need.

35:44 Adam Well, you need some therapy.

35:45 Drew Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

35:47 Adam And you need to watch Fear Factor, which is on NBC Monday night. They ate out a pig. Eight o'clock, everybody. Joe Rogan is here. Drew, come on, line up some lightweight calls for Christ's sake. This is horrible. This is worse than any stunt in Fear Factor. You have to sit here and listen to America being raped and molested with Adam and Drew, while Drew drinks coffee and Adam cracks wines. We'll take a break. We'll be right back.

36:40 Caller Hi, this is Mark from Blink-182, and you are listening to Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew on Loveline. I have a really big dick.

36:47 Adam Hey, everybody, Loveline.

36:49 Guest That was shocking. Is that what they're trying to do there?

36:52 Adam Adam Corolla, that is Dr. Drew, Joe Rogan is our guest tonight. Ethan, Ethan Zohn from Survivor is going to be in here in the next hour. When we left off, oh, by the way, Fear Factor, Monday nights, 8 o'clock NBC. When we left off, we were getting real depressed about Amber, who's 20, who thinks she may have been molested by her stepdad, but is not sure, but it seems like a dream. And her mom's all whacked down. She's kind of a mess. And people seem real hell bent. This, this to me falls under the heading of, I have to find my biological parents, which is, no, you don't. You got troubles and you got to take care of those. And you confronting your mom in some bad apartment and van eyes while she blows smoke at you with a moo moo on eating out of a bucket of chicken is not going to help you. You're going to need more therapy after that. And it's the same with this. You had a horrible mom and a horrible stepdad and there was all sorts of crap in the house. Go into therapy, approach it, and see what comes of it.

37:53 Drew Yeah.

37:53 Guest It's really funny how people are so attached to biological parents, even if the parents are just completely useless. They just feel like they have to have some sort of connection to someone who shares their DNA. It's so weird.

38:05 Drew I'm not sure it's the DNA thing, but it's the fantasy of that idealized person that left you behind somewhere.

38:10 Guest Whatever.

38:11 Adam It is somehow, I'm going to see this person, I'm going to look in their eyes, and it's all going to make sense, and things will be better. And it never happens.

38:19 Guest I haven't talked to my father since I was seven years old. My parents got divorced when I was five, and my mother married my stepfather when I was seven. And they've been married for, you know, whatever, 25, 26 years, and they get along great. But I haven't talked to my father since I was seven. And I always tell my stepdad, I'm like, you know, you're my dad. I don't, if I ever met that guy, I would have nothing to say to him. You know, what do you say to somebody who doesn't talk to his kid? You know, like, I have no need to be, I have no desire to meet him, no desire. I mean, I don't understand why anybody, and he wasn't even abusive. I don't understand why anybody would want to be with somebody.

38:51 Adam My dad didn't leave, I don't want to talk to him. It's painful. Drew, unlike his parents, are still together. They put him through med school. He hates his dad's guts. Hates him, calls him a son of a bitch every time we go off the air. Hates him, hates him, and he punches, he punches his chair back and screams, I hate you so much. They hate you, dad. You cheap son of a bitch. He screams. I mean, I didn't even call him doctor. The guy's a doctor. He just calls him by his first name. Yeah, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassing.

39:19 Drew Are you done? Are you quite finished?

39:21 Adam Oh yeah.

39:21 Guest Not too many voice samples of you, man. They always have one at the waiting. So the folks at home never know if it's really Dr. Drew talking or a voice sample.

39:28 Adam Well, if it's not him now, he meant it.

39:30 Drew You're gay.

39:31 Guest Why was that?

39:32 Drew I'm a rapist.

39:33 Guest Oh, there you go. See, it's trickly. Very tricky.

39:38 Drew I'm developing a theory. I haven't got it fully fleshed out yet.

39:40 Adam Well, do it tomorrow then.

39:41 Drew But apropos to what you're talking about, I think people have this really intense drive for something I'm sort of calling transcendence. And when they have some crap they're trying to deal with, they need to attach to some idealized something. And when people don't have religion anymore, they're searching, and this is part of that search, I think.

39:59 Guest So if it's not this, it's aliens?

40:01 Drew It's aliens or it's drugs or it's the perfect woman or it's sex or it's something.

40:06 Guest Something. The meaning to life. We're all talking monkeys and we're all going to die.

40:09 Adam Right.

40:10 Guest There's nothing you could do about it.

40:11 Adam Right. But wait a minute, here comes Dianetics.

40:14 Guest What?

40:15 Adam We'll just read Dianetics and everything. Is that good stuff?

40:17 Drew No. Listen, Amber said, please don't leave the line. So I will talk to her at the break. Okay? Damien? Do not get rid of Amber. I'll talk to her at the break.

40:25 Adam Becky?

40:26 Caller Hey, how are you doing?

40:27 Adam Hey, you're 20. I saw orgasm on there and I just hopped on it.

40:31 Caller I'm actually 24.

40:32 Caller But I wanted to get a primer on how to have multiple orgasms.

40:37 Drew Wow. Joe and Adam. Precious girl. I'm glad you came to these two guys.

40:44 Adam Are you having single orgasms? Single?

40:48 Caller Yes.

40:49 Drew Are you having any?

40:50 Guest She's greedy.

40:51 Caller Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

40:52 Guest She wants them all.

40:52 Drew Have you ever had multiple?

40:53 Caller I want them all. Yeah.

40:54 Drew Have you ever had multiple?

40:55 Caller No.

40:56 Guest You ever had two? Nothing?

40:58 Caller No.

40:58 Guest Two in a night? Like spaced out?

41:01 Caller What?

41:01 Guest Spaced out. No, not like you're spaced out. Like, you know, you have sex later, like an hour or two later.

41:08 Drew Probably.

41:08 Caller Well, usually it doesn't happen that way. It might be like in the morning and then at night.

41:13 Drew So women, just like men aren't wired to have multiple, some women aren't wired to have that either.

41:19 Caller Oh, don't tell me that.

41:21 Adam Are you so miserable with your one?

41:23 Caller She's just greedy.

41:23 Oh, no, I'm not miserable at all.

41:24 Caller It's just, I want to like go the distance, go for the gold, you know?

41:27 Guest No, Dr. Drew, what is your take on sexual toys? What is your take on like plastic, vibrating?

41:32 Drew I think that's about the only way she's gonna go. Ass plugs and. Ass plugs, that's right where my mind went.

41:37 Guest Wow.

41:38 Drew Graduated A and S plugs. Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Rogan.

41:42 Guest The kickstart.

41:45 Drew This is a great way to launch your promotional.

41:48 Guest Sure. Dude, that's a real fear factor. Fear of vibrators.

41:52 Caller Does anybody, is this your guys way of saying you don't have an answer to that?

41:55 Drew I think Joe's going down the right path.

41:57 Guest Challenging you. Go ahead, Joe. You're gonna, well, I don't have any experience in sexual toys, but I would assume that if you really want to commit yourself to the theory or to the idea of getting a multiple orgasm, you're gonna have to have some assistance.

42:09 Drew Some objects, technology.

42:11 Adam Yeah, and also, you know, your body as a woman keeps changing and you'll loosen up, you'll have more later on. Do you have an orgasm through intercourse as it is?

42:23 Caller No, from oral sex.

42:25 Drew Oral sex.

42:26 Adam I think it's tougher to pull the multiple off in the oral.

42:29 Drew Well, that wiring is tougher to go onto the multiple.

42:33 Adam Yeah.

42:34 Guest No, that's not true. Some girls can have a lot of multiples from the oral.

42:38 Adam But you're a celebrity, because they fake.

42:40 Drew No, but she's got to understand that. She's saying she can only have an orgasm through oral.

42:43 Guest Yeah, but oh, only? You don't have one through regular intercourse at all? You don't have an orgasm through regular intercourse at all?

42:49 Caller Well, caveat. I've only had oral sex. So that's my limitation, I think.

42:55 Guest All right, well, pack it up. You got some problems.

42:57 Drew Well, yeah.

42:58 Adam You've never had intercourse?

42:59 Guest Why aren't you having regular sex?

43:02 Caller I have chosen not to until I'm married.

43:04 Guest Oh, boy.

43:04 Drew All right. Well, then call back after you've consul.

43:07 Caller No, no, no, no, no.

43:08 Drew Please, no.

43:09 Guest Yes. What are you talking about? You're not even doing it. Well, yeah, what's a- What's a marriage is a contract with the state? You know that, right? That's all crazy crap.

43:18 Drew All right, Jim, relax.

43:20 Guest It's true.

43:20 Drew His delicate sensibilities have been cut out.

43:22 Guest But the idea of basing your life on a legal contract with the state is ridiculous. It's a corporation. Well, sex has something to do with multiple orgasms. How can you? You never had intercourse. You don't even know.

43:35 Caller I know.

43:36 Guest You gotta have some sex.

43:37 Caller I'm just working on this one thing, though.

43:39 Adam All right. Becky, that's.

43:41 Guest She's like committed to it. She's like a pit bull.

43:43 Adam Are you religious? Is that the deal?

43:45 Caller That's part of it, yeah.

43:46 Adam All right. Well, God doesn't want you to have multiple orgasms.

43:49 Guest Jesus rounds on the multiple orgasm.

43:53 Caller If people were meant to have them, they would.

43:55 Guest If people were meant to have them, you would. God doesn't want you to come.

43:58 Adam All right. She's an idiot. She wants a multiple orgasm. She doesn't want to have intercourse. That's too much.

44:02 Guest Jesus doesn't like intercourse. You're allowed to go down to your boyfriend and eat each other out, and that's fine. That's in the Bible. That's like Genesis. It's somewhere in there. Well, you know, eat and be fruitful or something. I don't know.

44:14 Adam She's saying. She's crazy. I know. She's saying, I want to get really high, but I don't want to do drugs. So how am I going to get off? I mean, how am I going to just trip out out of my mind?

44:25 Guest Got to do yoga eight hours a day.

44:26 Adam She Morrison peyote type high. But yet I don't want to do drugs. Well, the answer is you can't. So wait till you loosen up and then you get them.

44:34 Guest How great is that? I don't have sex.

44:36 Adam Troy?

44:38 Hey Joe, can I ask you a question real quick?

44:39 Guest Sure, man.

44:40 Guest When finally someone dies on Fear Factor, are you going to be able to show it on TV?

44:43 Guest Yeah, well, I highly doubt it. I think that will be the end. I think when that happens, I always theorize that terrorists, you know, they're going to pretend that terrorists killed everybody and just gunned down the entire crew and it will be a patriotic thing to watch Fear Factor. I think somebody could get falling. Look, people could die playing touch football and we all know that.

45:02 Drew But how do you think they'll understand?

45:03 Guest No, it won't be a falling thing. Those guys are very, that's probably the safest thing when you see those guys with harnesses because those guys are all top shelf Hollywood stunt guys who do big action films. The unpredictable things like the bull riding, stuff like that, there's nothing you can do. Something where a guy's running and he has an opportunity to fall on his own, not off of something but on flat ground and falls trying to make a jumper. There's freak things that can happen and it is possible, but they make it as safe as possible considering what you're doing.

45:38 Adam Hey, Troy? Yeah. Joe told me during the break three people have died already. They just pretty much swept it under the carpet.

45:45 Unfortunately, it wasn't Kelly Preston.

45:46 Guest Oh, dude, dude, dude. I know. You're just trying to be funny, but Kelly Preston is hot, dude. If you met her, she's like 39, but I like that now. I like I'm like older and sexy. You got like experience. She's hot, dude.

46:01 Adam Yeah, it's like humping a baseball man. It's great.

46:04 Guest What are you talking about? She's not like a big dog.

46:06 Adam No, she's great and game. Man, totally game.

46:10 Guest My question is, I just got a new girlfriend, and I'm experiencing some problems with my erect penis. I can't get it going. It's most like a semi I can get going. I've never had this problem.

46:21 Drew Do you get it all the way and then lose it or just never get it?

46:23 Guest No, not even by myself or with her. I don't get anything sometimes.

46:26 Drew What?

46:27 Guest Sometimes I get a semi.

46:28 Guest Are you on medication?

46:29 Guest No. The screener asked me if I smoke marijuana, not daily or anything, probably like once a week or something.

46:36 Drew That wouldn't do it. Are you on medication though?

46:38 Guest No.

46:39 Drew You sure?

46:40 Adam Positive. When you're alone, you can't get it going?

46:43 Guest I still can get one off, but it's not a hard.

46:46 Adam You know what that is? When you get that off, that's that you know when you go for number two, but you're really drunk, it's like four in the morning and you try to will your penis and balls into a second run and your penis is going, hey man, I'm going to, no you're not, you're going. I did one and so you're beating off, but it's like it's flapping around.

47:06 Guest My friend Ari has a really funny joke about that. He says he's trying to stuff it in like a magician, trying to stuff a handkerchief in his hand.

47:15 It's really embarrassing.

47:16 Guest It's very funny. He acts it out. How old are you man?

47:19 I'm 21.

47:21 Guest Wow, that's weird. You got to go to a doctor.

47:23 Yeah, you do.

47:25 Guest Even after I delivered the mail, I could still have a heart.

47:29 Guest It's only with this girl.

47:30 Guest No, it's been. I mean.

47:31 Adam It's alone.

47:32 Drew It's all the time.

47:33 Guest It's been like this probably for maybe like two or three months now.

47:36 Guest You got to go to a doctor.

47:36 Drew Anything happened two months ago? Did you, I mean anything?

47:39 Guest Not that I can, no.

47:41 Drew No change in your exercise, your diet didn't fall.

47:45 Guest So you're still having sex, but you're only getting semis.

47:47 Drew Are you bicycling? No. I mean, you can.

47:51 Guest Yeah, understandable. No, nothing like that at all.

47:53 Adam So what are you doing with her? Are you able to have sex?

47:56 Guest Kind of.

47:57 Guest And sometimes, like I said before, sometimes I can't even, nothing happens. Can't even get it going.

48:02 Guest What about in the like when you wake up in the morning to get morning wood?

48:05 Guest I've never had that in my life.

48:06 Adam Wow.

48:07 Caller What?

48:08 Adam Bad sign.

48:08 Drew Are you diabetic? Are you have any medical problems?

48:10 Caller No.

48:11 Adam That's a bad sign.

48:12 Caller Really?

48:14 Adam Yeah. My mattress has a divot in it from my erection every morning. I mean, I've worn it in there.

48:19 Drew The one when you were 20.

48:21 Adam Well, that was in between the mattress and the box spring. That's another technique I affected in high school. But that wasn't have to develop box spring. Here's the point. If you're not getting morning wood, and this is one of the criteria they measure erectile difficulties by. At 21, as Joe says, you got a problem, right?

48:39 Drew It's all probability.

48:41 Adam Okay, so it's time to go in to see the doctor?

48:43 Drew It is time to see the urologist. Absolutely.

48:45 Adam We'll take a little break. Joe Rogan is here from Fear Factor, and we'll be right back.

48:50 Guest You know what I'm saying, I'm dead!

49:24 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam Corolla. That is Dr. Drew. Joe Rogan is our guest tonight. Joe from Fear Factor, and it has really worked out for him. Man, that show is, it's great. I mean, it's not a great show. It's just a great show.

49:41 Guest It's a well-produced freak show. Never underestimate the power of a well-produced freak show.

49:45 Adam That's what it is. All right. It is on Monday nights at 8 o'clock on NBC. Joe is going to hang out for one more break, and then we're going to bring in Ethan from Survivor, who just got done winning that Survivor. And oh, that African Survivor. Just everything looks so sticky and dirty and crappy over there. All the other ones, they got to take a nice dip in the lake. Did you see what they were doing for water on this show? Did you see that? No. They would go to a, they had a mud puddle. They didn't have a river stream. They had a mud puddle. And they would just have to, you know, stomp out some of the mud and wait till the water sort of went back and filled the hole. And then they would dip it in. It was, you couldn't even see through it. And then they'd just go boil it and drink it. Horrible. Probably worse than Santa Monica water. I doubt it. But Mark?

50:33 Oh, hey. Yeah.

50:39 Adam What's going on there, Stoner?

50:40 Guest Oh, yeah. I'm not Stoner.

50:42 Guest Are you high, dude?

50:44 Guest Yeah. I have a question about circumcision. I'm not circumcised and I was wondering if there can be any advantages for getting circumcised and what exactly circumcision does.

50:56 Guest It's supposed to. A lot of guys, they want it back. There's a lot of guys that spend, like, years trying to get their foreskin back. If you have it now, keep it.

51:03 Guest Well, I kind of have a... Well, until, like, recently, I thought wrong about what actually foreskin is. I thought, like, before...

51:13 Guest I thought it was, like, on your forehead. Hello? We lost him.

51:17 Adam His mom. His mom just came back.

51:21 Guest He didn't know what his foreskin was. How old was that kid?

51:24 Adam Well, he was 17.

51:25 Guest Oh, well, that's understandable.

51:27 Adam No, there's no way we were that stupid, yeah. Andrew?

51:31 Guest Dr. Drew's just shaking his head.

51:33 Adam He's had an ass full of this show. If he had one, if he had just a nibble of another show to do, he'd be gone tomorrow, but no one wants him.

51:39 Guest Just shaking his head.

51:40 Adam Andrew, you're 15. Yeah. Andrew, what's up?

51:45 Caller Not too much.

51:46 Adam What do you want?

51:47 Caller Well, I had sex about a week ago, and I've gone to masturbate a couple of times, and my penis has just hurt.

51:57 Drew Hang on a second.

51:58 Adam Turn them Foo Fighters down.

52:01 Caller What?

52:02 Adam Turn the Foo Fighters down.

52:05 Drew He does not have the non-virgin voice.

52:07 Adam No. He's making this up.

52:09 Guest You don't believe him? Well, how can you tell from a voice whether or not a guy's a virgin?

52:13 Adam I just want to make sure that it's the Foo Fighters. Andrew?

52:16 Caller Yeah.

52:17 Adam Was that the Foo Fighters?

52:19 Caller Yes.

52:19 Adam All right.

52:20 Guest Good for you.

52:20 Adam I just want to know.

52:21 Guest You hung up on the kid. That's it?

52:22 Drew Let's prove it to Joe. Come on.

52:24 Adam I don't know. Maybe.

52:25 Guest Come on, man.

52:25 Adam All right. Andrew?

52:27 Caller Yeah.

52:28 Adam So you had sex a week ago.

52:30 Caller Yes.

52:30 Adam With whom?

52:31 Caller My girlfriend. We've been going out about three months.

52:36 Adam Are you hitting puberty at this moment? Is that what's happening to your voice?

52:39 Drew How old is she?

52:40 Guest Helium shots? What are you doing?

52:41 Drew How old is she?

52:42 Caller I've already gone past puberty stage.

52:45 Drew How old is she?

52:46 Caller She's the same age as me, 15.

52:49 Drew What day did this happen?

52:52 Caller Friday, last week.

52:53 Adam I believe him.

52:54 Guest I believe him.

52:55 Adam He's barely a virgin.

52:57 Guest Now, how many times is that the first time you'd have sex?

53:00 Caller Yes.

53:01 Adam Okay. So you got one on your belt, and now what's the problem?

53:05 Caller And I've gone to masturbate, like, two different times, and it hurts, like, the base of my penis.

53:11 Drew What do you mean, the base?

53:13 Adam The part where it attaches to your balls. You know that part, Drew?

53:17 Drew That's the base. Is that what you're talking about? Yes.

53:19 Adam What other part would he be talking about?

53:22 Drew I don't know.

53:22 Adam Okay.

53:23 Guest We had a 17-year-old that didn't know what foreskin was. He's just checking.

53:26 Adam That's true. Sorry, Drew. Sorry, man.

53:29 Drew All right.

53:29 Adam So what about it, Drew? What is it?

53:31 Drew I don't know. Andrew, was your girlfriend a virgin?

53:34 Caller Yes.

53:35 Drew So it's not as though you can get a sexually transmitted disease from her? Did she give you oral sex?

53:39 Caller No.

53:41 Adam Okay.

53:42 Drew All right.

53:43 Guest Can people be allergic to other people's body fluids?

53:45 Drew Yeah.

53:46 Guest I've heard that some women are allergic to some men.

53:48 Drew Yep. That's such a...

53:49 Adam Yeah. Men never seem to be allergic to women, but women are allergic to men. We've never heard it. We've not heard it the other way around, have we? No, not the other way around. All right. Jason's got a call. He's 13 and wants to ask Joe about the Super Bowl special, which I have neglected to plug, so this is a good time to do it. Jason?

54:07 Guest Hi.

54:07 Adam Yeah. Joe's doing a Super Bowl halftime show with the Playboy Playmates as contestants on Fear Factor, and Jason wants to know what the challenges are.

54:17 Drew Is that right, Jason?

54:18 Guest Yes, it is.

54:19 Guest Well, the first one is they have to walk a tightrope. Tightrope is in the dirtiest, seediest part of LA., suspended between two buildings. People were throwing things out the window at us and stuff, and there was people smoking crack right there on the street while we were filming. I saw three people smoke crack that day. It was very interesting. Anyway, these chicks had to walk this tightrope, and the tightrope has rope handles dangling above it, so they hold onto the rope handles, and it's really pretty cool.

54:43 Adam What are they wearing?

54:44 Guest They're only skimpy little things. Good.

54:47 Adam All right. They have to go through downtown LA.?

54:49 Guest No, just walk the tightrope between the two buildings.

54:52 Adam Well, that's bad.

54:54 Guest That's it? That was the one. That was the one stunt.

54:57 Adam They're just doing one stunt?

54:58 Guest The second one was we put them in the same box we did with the other celebrities, but we dangled strawberries, and then we filled it with thousands of houseflies. We just pumped it full of houseflies, and they have to eat the strawberries while these houseflies are all over their face and all over their eyes. Not only that, but we sprayed a water sugar solution on their face, so the flies were just everywhere. The third one was really cool. The third stunt is this crazy stunt that they developed where it's three gigantic sheets of plexiglass over this huge tank of water, and the sheets are flat, and there's a hole in them, like an ice fishing hole, and they're set up so that they're staggered. There's three sheets, and they have to go find their way down through the holes, figure out where the holes are, find their way, get down to the bottom where there's glow sticks, and then try to make it up to the top. The person that collects the most glow sticks was the one who won. Before you drown.

55:54 Adam How long before you just defecate on them?

55:57 Guest Well, I've been saying in season three, we're running out of things to do, season three, we're just going to beat them with sticks until they quit. You know, I don't know, we're re-doing stunts now, they're coming up with new stunts now, it's hard.

56:06 Adam The thing that's interesting is one of the guys from The Man Show, Dave Hurwitz, works on, actually from high school, I knew Dave, actually from junior high.

56:16 Guest He's a beautiful human being.

56:17 Adam He is a great guy, and he was telling me about some of the stunts, I guess I can give it away, but in the upcoming one, they're asked to get naked?

56:27 Guest That's one of them, yeah. We did a naked fashion show.

56:29 Adam This is just a good, simple, basic one, which is, hey, you're going to drop your pants and take a walk down the catwalk.

56:34 Guest For five minutes in front of 200 people. It was pretty fun.

56:37 Adam Yeah, see, that's the interesting part of it, is you can keep going hairier and hairier and crazier and crazier, or you can also just get back to just your basic stuff.

56:46 Drew The basic frat party stunt.

56:47 Guest I thought about doing a stand-up comedy one where you make them do stand-up comedy and just talk to them, but you know what, it would take too long to set up. The audience might actually be nice to them, and you know, not only that, they know all they have to do is just talk for a few minutes. It's fine, it's not like showing your ass. Taking your clothes off I think is a lot more frightening.

57:03 Adam No, much better. All right, that is it for Joe Rogan. Thank you very much for coming in. Always good to see you.

57:11 Guest Always good to be here.

57:13 Adam Good luck with the Fear Factor.

57:14 Drew Poor Joe.

57:15 Adam That's what you needed.

57:15 Drew He comes out here with a PTSD.

57:18 Guest You know what, I'm okay. It's only an hour. I only heard a couple bad ones.

57:21 Drew Fear Factor is nothing compared to this show for him.

57:23 Guest It is.

57:24 Adam Monday night.

57:24 Guest He's upset.

57:25 Adam 8 o'clock, NBC. I know the most upsetting part is the fact that we're not upset.

57:30 Guest That's the... You just said people, you're raped. Oh, you're talking too much. Click, hang up. I'm going, oh my God, dude.

57:36 Drew We should do Fear Factor.

57:37 Adam We should feel worse, too. All right. Ethan coming in from Survivor. We'll be right back after this.

57:43 Guest All right, guys, here's the deal.

57:45 Guest You're looking to hook up, sick of wasting time with the wrong person?

57:48 Guest One call is all you need to make.

57:50 Caller Call the Dateline.

57:51 Guest 877-889-DATE.

57:53 Guest Call the Dateline.

58:40 Adam All right, we are back with the second half of Love Lines. Joe Rogan has left the building, and Ethan Zohn is here, the man who won Survivor, the man who my girlfriend is very much in love with. And I imagine many women around the United States. And Survivor ran internationally, right? I mean, ran everywhere?

59:04 Guest Australia, like South Africa, I think places in Asia or someplace, I don't know.

59:08 Adam I think I saw every episode.

59:12 Drew Of Africa one?

59:12 Adam Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I really enjoyed it. It's really, really compelling. And it's-

59:18 Guest It's a simple.

59:19 Drew Yeah.

59:19 Adam And they do it, it's done right. And it has a sort of nice arc. And, you know, Ethan and Drew, I know you didn't watch, you're too busy watching Big Brother or whatever crap you were working on. What is that turd you're on, Big Brother?

59:35 Drew That's a long time ago.

59:36 Adam Yeah, no one likes that show. But they do watch Survivor. And, you know, the thing that was nice about it is, Ethan was the guy you're pulling for because he was a good guy. He was one of the-

59:47 Drew Except you'd assume he's going to lose because always nice guys lose on Survivor.

59:53 Adam You figure the backstabber, the conniver is going to eventually win at the end because we all have that sort of pessimistic view of the universe. But it was real life affirming when Ethan won. Thanks. And I'm sure you've heard that before.

1:00:07 Guest Yeah, a couple of times. But it's good to hear. I like to hear it.

1:00:09 Adam Yeah. I mean, you know, there's a couple of things I would have done. I always say I would have shaved my head before the thing started because how can you- you guys couldn't bathe, could you?

1:00:18 Guest No, we didn't bathe. We had water. But, you know, it was, you know, a couple inches deep. That's about it. But I wanted to shave my head, but I was, you know, told not to.

1:00:27 Adam Oh, were you?

1:00:27 Guest Yeah.

1:00:28 Adam Oh, they didn't- there's a certain- I mean, they want you to look attractive.

1:00:31 Guest Yes. I think so.

1:00:33 Adam And didn't you get one? You guys won a tank of water at some point.

1:00:37 Guest We won a hundred gallons of water.

1:00:39 Adam Did you get to shower in that thing?

1:00:41 Guest We didn't want to waste it for the shower. We just wanted to drink it. Because you have no water. I mean, you have very little water out there, so you don't want to waste it on your napkin.

1:00:48 Adam I couldn't, you know, I take a shower, I put a loofah in every orifice, and walking from the shower with the towel around my waist up the stairs to the bedroom, my balls start stinking, you know what I mean? It's like they start stinking immediately. I don't even get my underpants on. I couldn't imagine what everyone's smell like on that godforsaken chunk of desert.

1:01:12 Guest But once you're out there with everyone who smells bad, you really don't realize you smell bad.

1:01:15 Adam And what did you bring? What was your one item that you could bring?

1:01:19 I brought a hacky sack.

1:01:21 Adam Oh, really?

1:01:21 Guest Yeah. I wanted to bring a soccer ball, because that's, you know, I'm a soccer player, but they said it was too big and they didn't want me to bring it, so they had to bring a hacky sack.

1:01:29 Adam Is it too bulky, the 9 x 9-inch soccer ball? The plane couldn't take off? Six ounces on there? Geez, that's kind of screwy. But what about, are you allowed to bring a toothbrush or some floss or something?

1:01:43 Guest No, no toothbrush, no floss, no deodorant, nothing.

1:01:46 Adam Why was everyone's teeth so white?

1:01:49 Guest You know, we had sticks, and we scraped our teeth with little sticks, but I think it was just because our faces were so dirty, our teeth just looked whiter.

1:01:55 Adam Oh, yeah, Drew says that about the blacks, but I said, don't say it on the air, Drew, but he needs... Well, you don't, do you, Drew? No. So you just sit around working on, like, dental hygiene all day. I mean, were you bored most of the time?

1:02:08 Guest Yeah, I was bored a lot of the time, because, you know, there's 23 hours a day they're filming you, and there's really nothing to do there. There's nothing to do. You get your water, you get your wood, and then you...

1:02:19 Adam Oh, the water, I mean, the water was... It seemed dangerous. I mean, there was literally no hyperbole here, Dr. Drew, a mud hole. It was a mud hole.

1:02:28 Guest It was a mud hole.

1:02:29 Adam You could not scoop down and get water. You had to sort of make a hole so that the water would fill it and then go into the hole. It was a swamp.

1:02:38 Drew But were you, like, scheming? How are you going to get protein or the certain kinds of food or anything?

1:02:42 Guest No, we had, you know, no options to get protein, really. They gave us a staple food, which is this kind of cornmeal stuff we made into a mush. But, you know, you could win a challenge and get food sometimes. But if you didn't win a challenge, you might have gone the whole time without any protein the whole time.

1:02:58 Drew Drew is a doctor.

1:02:59 Adam He's not a fan of this.

1:03:00 Drew And then they re-feed you all at once. They go, go eat, go eat. That is one of the most dangerous things you can do. Somebody's going to die from that.

1:03:08 Guest It's only 30, the max is 39 days without protein.

1:03:12 Drew But they starve them too. And then they re-feed, like Jerry, we had her in here and she went nuts and ate for like three days straight. And then she developed edema and kidney, I mean you can develop real serious problems from it.

1:03:24 Guest I got diarrhea but nothing else.

1:03:25 Adam Well what about when you, who took you along on that challenge, the goat farmer?

1:03:32 Guest No, I took, Oh, you took him? No, I took a guy named Lex.

1:03:37 Adam Wait a minute, you took Lex?

1:03:38 Guest Yeah.

1:03:38 Adam Oh no, Lex and the goat farmer went out.

1:03:41 Guest And he got trapped.

1:03:42 Adam And he went out, he went out after 25 days of eating, eating nothing but poi, basically. And just polished off a bottle of Jack and sucked up, you know, just the five, five trays. He ate like the guys who come out for the Rose Bowl when they go to Larry's and eat the side of beef. He ate like four diamond Jim Brady cuts and stuff. And was fine. That's what I love about guys. And was up, and was up at like 430 in the morning and enjoying himself. Chicks couldn't pull that off.

1:04:12 Guest No way.

1:04:12 Adam They'd be complaining and heaving the entire time.

1:04:15 Guest Tom's an impressive man.

1:04:16 Adam Right. So you went with Lex into the village.

1:04:19 Guest Exactly.

1:04:19 Adam Where you had the goats to trade.

1:04:21 Guest I sold the goats. I got some money. I got some food.

1:04:25 Adam Yeah. I'll tell you, it's a great, great show. And when does the next one start?

1:04:31 Guest It starts February 28th.

1:04:34 Drew The next airing?

1:04:35 Guest The next, yeah.

1:04:36 Adam The new group.

1:04:36 Drew So it's already been filmed.

1:04:38 Guest It's already been filmed and it's being edited now. It starts February 28th.

1:04:42 Drew Where's that one?

1:04:43 Guest Marchesas Islands. Vacation spot.

1:04:47 Adam Yeah. They got water. I mean, you guys really got screwed on the water part. Oh yeah. We really got screwed on the water part. When you got the water, you can fish, you can bathe. Yeah. There's a whole bunch of good things you can do with water that you sort of forget about. They just sat around.

1:05:04 Guest I mean, don't forget, elephants are taking craps right in front of our water, and monkeys, it's bad news there.

1:05:10 Adam I mean, was that water safe? I mean, other than boiling it, is that all we needed to do?

1:05:16 Guest Sometimes through like a T-shirt if it was really muddy, and then guts out some of like the larger pieces of, you know, elephant dung out of there.

1:05:25 Adam It just seems like the producers would take that more into account, like, hey, they're going to need a consistent water source. Well, anyway, all right. Well, God bless you. You won.

1:05:35 Guest Thanks.

1:05:36 Adam Congratulations.

1:05:37 Guest Thank you.

1:05:37 Adam And what are you going to do now? I don't know.

1:05:41 Guest Just hang out for a little bit.

1:05:42 Adam I like that. You don't want to be an actor? You don't want to host the show?

1:05:46 Guest I might host the show. I mean, I'm into soccer. The World Cup is coming up.

1:05:49 Adam So you can do like...

1:05:50 Guest Maybe commentating or something. It sounds exciting. But the acting thing, no.

1:05:55 Adam Why not?

1:05:56 Guest Because I'm not an actor. You know, I'm not a trained actor. I played myself out there and all of a sudden can't be the next, you know.

1:06:04 Adam Right. It takes a lot to memorize words and then repeat them and stuff. I agree. I mean, Drew, no one can do this, you know.

1:06:12 Guest All right.

1:06:12 Adam And what real quick, like his play girl offered you several million dollars? No.

1:06:17 Guest No, they haven't come.

1:06:18 Adam Really?

1:06:18 Guest Yeah.

1:06:18 Adam Why not?

1:06:19 Guest I don't know.

1:06:20 Adam I'll give you 10 bucks. You show me your balls.

1:06:22 Drew Drew, what do you got in your wallet?

1:06:24 Guest I'll show you one ball.

1:06:25 Adam And make an ATM run. Let's pass the hat. Let's see what it's going to take. But I mean, seriously, you play girl has not come to you. This guy was like the heartthrob of the survivor set.

1:06:36 Drew People don't pay for men to disrobe.

1:06:38 Adam Yeah, it's great. They'll pay some dried up bitch who was flipping cards on a game show for the last 50 years. Like two and a half million bucks to show a nipple. But the hunk that wins Survivor, it's like $280 and you've got to put a corn cob up your ass and cry, cry. Cry and your folks got to be on set, your folks and your high school socket teacher. College high school socket teacher got to be there. You don't like it? Hit the road. Hit the road pretty boy. Got plenty of gay guys. You don't mind dropping their shorts. All right. Lisa, I can't believe Playgirls not come calling. Lisa, you're 25. What's up?

1:07:18 Caller Well, unfortunately, I'm not calling with the sex problem because fortunately for me, my sex life is great. But I do have a question about the dynamics of the relationship I'm in.

1:07:30 Adam All right. It sounds boring. Go ahead.

1:07:34 Caller Well, I started dating a guy about four years ago and he was married at the time and we dated for about a year and a half until he was divorced and his wife found out that he was seeing me. And now four years later, they're going out to dinner and getting things out in the open and talking and they want to be friends.

1:07:57 Drew Do they have kids?

1:07:58 Caller No. And I got it, I mean this has been like an ongoing issue now for the last year with us because I don't think that's exactly normal.

1:08:10 Adam No, and it's ironic that you've become the other woman, the primary woman and his wife is now the other woman, that scheming bitch who's working behind your back.

1:08:20 Drew Yeah, but he's that kind of guy though. That's what you get when you get a cheater and it's not normal.

1:08:25 Caller The thing is that he was married for 11 years, never cheated that I know of from everyone and himself and his ex-wife. His ex-wife has assured me that nothing is going on. But when he has problems.

1:08:38 Adam That's got to be an interesting conversation.

1:08:42 Are you friends with the ex-wife?

1:08:44 Caller I've made attempts to be friends with her. We've talked to coffee, we've got a few beers. What's that?

1:08:49 Adam That's weird.

1:08:51 Caller Because I want to feel OK about this. And I thought that the only way that I would be OK with it is if I got to know her a little bit and we got on some comfortable terms.

1:09:00 Adam What is his excuse for keeping this relationship alive?

1:09:05 Caller Because he was the only girl he's ever slept with or loved besides me. And he's 35 years old. And they met when they were 14. And their friendship is very important to him. But I have been friends with the ex before. And I know how my relationships have been with my ex-boyfriends who are now friends, so to speak. And I don't know how it can be any other way than that.

1:09:33 Adam Than that in a negative way?

1:09:37 Caller Sexually tense. Kind of always that.

1:09:40 Adam When you've nailed someone like 40,000 times, it's hard to convince you're not going to get 40,000 and one out of them.

1:09:47 Caller Exactly.

1:09:48 Drew The distance to that extra one is pretty small.

1:09:51 Adam Yeah. There's not much of a chasm there. And you know what? I don't like this because to me it's a way of sort of dangling something. It's a distraction in your relationship.

1:10:01 Caller It totally is. I can't tell you how many nights we have argued screaming and yelling and that's one of our only issues.

1:10:10 Drew You know what?

1:10:10 Adam There's more here.

1:10:12 Drew There's just more here.

1:10:13 Adam I don't think he's doing anything with her. I just think he has an inability to be completely intimate with you when he's keeping this factor alive.

1:10:23 Caller I think so too. I mean she went out to dinner with us and like his family. We were all sitting at the table. And she's like sitting across from me at dinner.

1:10:32 Drew What's her deal? What's she doing with her life?

1:10:35 Caller She's supposedly in love and hunky-dory and everything's great.

1:10:39 Drew Why wasn't her boyfriend with her?

1:10:41 Caller I don't know.

1:10:42 Adam What's up with him?

1:10:44 Caller I don't know.

1:10:44 Drew That other boyfriend. Why don't you contact the other boyfriend? That's what you have someone in common with.

1:10:49 Adam You got to have sex with him. You got to square things up. That's right. Even the score.

1:10:54 Caller Every time she has a fight with him, guess who she calls?

1:10:58 Drew You?

1:10:58 Adam Weird. All right. But every time you have a fight with him, guess who you call.

1:11:01 Drew There are like some real serious boundary issues here. All the way around.

1:11:04 Adam Oh, us.

1:11:05 All the way around.

1:11:06 Caller You want to know what's really scary is that I can't find anyone to validate my point of view. And that's where it gets tricky because that's his way of saying, well, look, if no one agrees with you, then you must be in the wrong.

1:11:20 Drew All right. Well, we agree. You go talk to... Here's who will agree with you. Her boyfriend will agree with you. Go talk to him. We'll see.

1:11:26 Adam No. Really? Listen, you tell him that Ethan from Survivor agrees with you and Joe Rogan potentially would have agreed with you had he still been in studio. And that should cover it. It should be enough. And look, here's what you say to him. Tell him just out of respect for you, what about a little cool down period? Could you guys cool off for a year and then resume it? Some time, some time for you two.

1:11:56 Caller That would be great except that we have a year and a half old son.

1:12:01 Adam Yeah, this is wrong. This guy's flawed. There's something up with you two. The whole thing's a mess. Everyone needs to kill themselves in a joke's tale like suicide.

1:12:09 Drew She presents him as Sir Walter Rollins.

1:12:12 Adam No, he's got issues.

1:12:13 Drew This guy's probably a truck driver who's a little cranked up or something. You know what I mean? Really?

1:12:20 Adam You think so? I don't know.

1:12:22 Drew I mean, I just think there's more here that she's letting go.

1:12:24 Adam No, he's too sensitive to drive a truck.

1:12:26 Drew But you know what I mean? There's something not right about this whole situation, top to bottom.

1:12:32 Adam What's he do for a living?

1:12:33 Caller He's a salesman.

1:12:35 Adam Aha. They're horrible people. Horrible.

1:12:37 Caller And his ex-wife is an attorney.

1:12:39 Adam What's that?

1:12:40 Caller His ex-wife is an attorney.

1:12:42 Adam That's a salesman with a degree. It's horrible. They're all horrible people.

1:12:47 Caller When I ask her how her boyfriend feels about their friendship, she says, I'm a salesman. I'm a salesman. She says, he understands why I'm friends with him, but what he doesn't get is why I'm friends with you.

1:12:57 Adam So she doesn't sound like you guys are great friends. Hey, Lisa?

1:13:02 Caller Yeah?

1:13:03 Adam Just start laying down the law, would you?

1:13:05 Drew Boundaries.

1:13:05 Adam Just start laying it down.

1:13:06 Drew Boundaries. Boundaries.

1:13:07 Adam Okay?

1:13:08 Caller Well, okay, I'll try.

1:13:09 Caller But you know, I know him and if you give him an ultimatum, he goes.

1:13:13 Adam Okay. Well, you chose to hook up with a guy who could not be intimate.

1:13:18 Drew Yeah, that's a more. What is that all about?

1:13:22 Caller He's the rebel without a clue.

1:13:24 Drew That he can't be reciprocal in a relationship. He can't. If you say, hey, this honey, this is hurting me. He can't say, well, you know, we can't reach a compromise here. He has to run away like some adolescent 15 year old.

1:13:35 Caller Pretty much.

1:13:35 Drew Is he a heavy drinker, too?

1:13:38 Caller Does he drink or two?

1:13:39 Drew No, is he a heavy drinker?

1:13:41 Caller He can, yeah, he can put away the beer and the alcohol.

1:13:43 Drew Because that kind of behavior is sort of alcoholic behavior. That business of you can't tell me what to do. That's alcoholic. And so this is, again, the picture is starting to emerge here. A lot of stuff going on.

1:13:53 Adam It's all a mess. It's all a mess. Everything's a mess. Give the kid away. That's what I said. Oh, these salesmen are really horrible people. I know people think I'm kidding, but they're just horrible, horrible people. They're people without a skill who just sort of prey on others. I hate, I don't know what the worst is. I guess car guys are the worst, but they're all out there. Yeah, they're just such, they have, they're sociopaths. Horrible personalities. Actually, they have worse than horrible personalities. They have no personalities. They have whatever personality they're trying to sell. You hate the Jews? Yeah, me too. That's how they are. Hey, my mom's half Jewish. Shalom. You know, they're chameleons. They're horrible. All you people who sell things just kill yourselves. And don't any disgruntled salespeople call the show and tell me we need you, because we absolutely don't. We just don't. Mark?

1:14:48 Guest Yeah, I was disconnected a few minutes ago, and I had a question about circumcision.

1:14:53 Adam Oh, yeah. What was that?

1:14:56 Guest The question?

1:14:57 Adam Yeah, what was your question? You just found out about the foreskin, right?

1:15:02 Guest Well, I didn't just find out about the foreskin. I know what circumcision versus not was, but I just figured out, like, how it worked, I guess, because from then, like, just a couple months ago, I've been, like, thinking about calling for a while, but I always thought uncircumcised penis was like a, like if you had your arm in a long-sleeve shirt and you just kind of, if the fist was the penis head and you just kind of pushed your arm in so the sleeve is outside, I thought it was just like that.

1:15:29 Adam Yeah, it's more like a turtleneck sweater with your head popping through. So I look at it. But it's the same apparel comparison.

1:15:34 Guest Yeah, it's kind of like a telescoping that I figured out.

1:15:37 Adam Yeah, right?

1:15:37 Guest It's kind of like a telescoping with the skin. But before I thought the, it was just like if you cut the edge of the sweater off so the fist was outside. That's what I thought circumcision was.

1:15:48 Adam I don't know if I want to go shopping or beat off.

1:15:50 Drew That's basically what it is.

1:15:51 Adam Maybe both, Drew.

1:15:52 Drew That's what it is.

1:15:54 Caller Well, yeah. All right.

1:15:55 Guest Well, yeah, but I was thinking like, is it, I thought it does because it doesn't have to reattach the skin to the head or what does it do?

1:16:02 Drew No, it just, you just snip it off and it pulls back.

1:16:06 Caller All right there, Mark.

1:16:07 Drew It's like you pull like-

1:16:07 Guest Well, I was thinking that I was wondering if I actually have a problem with what my foreskin does because it kind of comes to like a bottleneck.

1:16:14 Drew You can't get the head out.

1:16:16 Guest The wreck, I can't really pop the head out.

1:16:18 Drew Yeah, that's one of the complications of being uncircumcised, it's called stenosis.

1:16:22 Guest Yeah, but I don't know if it's an actual problem or if it's a-

1:16:25 Drew It is a problem and it's one of the reasons people get circumcised and if it's troubling and you can't get it stretched back out again, then you ought to see some-

1:16:32 Adam Well, how would you work on stretching it out?

1:16:34 Guest Yeah, that's what I was gonna ask.

1:16:36 Drew Q-tips. No, you have to really kind of work it through.

1:16:38 I mean, I was working on that.

1:16:40 Adam Loosen it up?

1:16:41 Drew The problem is it keeps tearing and then the tearing causes the stenosis more.

1:16:45 Adam But I mean, couldn't you use-

1:16:47 Drew Utter bomb.

1:16:48 Adam Utter bomb. Yeah, I mean, no, like a carnauba wax or saddle soap or mink oil.

1:16:59 Guest Mink oil would do it.

1:17:00 Drew Utter bomb.

1:17:01 Adam Well, I mean, what, like you have to stretch it out, right?

1:17:06 Drew Yeah.

1:17:07 Adam So do you have-

1:17:08 Guest Like every day for like five minutes.

1:17:09 Drew Yeah, you gotta keep working on it.

1:17:11 Adam Should you moisturize?

1:17:13 Drew You don't want it to tear.

1:17:15 Guest Right.

1:17:15 Adam So you want to be supple. All right there, Mark. Good luck with the foreskin. Drew, you want to take a commercial break?

1:17:22 Drew Yes, please.

1:17:23 Adam Yeah, but I don't.

1:17:24 Drew I gotta pee.

1:17:24 Adam Oh, do you?

1:17:25 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:17:25 Adam Okay. Let's go.

1:17:26 Drew You're a dick.

1:17:27 Adam Eric?

1:17:28 Yeah.

1:17:28 Adam You're 27?

1:17:29 Caller Yep.

1:17:30 Adam What's up?

1:17:32 Caller Hey, Ethan. It was fun watching you play the game. Thanks, man. You know, I really like the way you kept your integrity throughout the game. Thank you.

1:17:39 Adam Yeah. I mean, could you have come off any better? I don't think so. No.

1:17:44 Guest I really don't.

1:17:46 Adam You just couldn't have. And, Eric? Yep. I know you got a question, but now I got a question. In the editing, how much do they spin it? How true to everyone's personality was it?

1:17:59 Guest I think it's pretty true. I mean, you know, once you take away food and water and everything, everyone's true personalities come out, and you really can't hide that.

1:18:05 Drew People who have sort of angry, hostile personalities inevitably say, oh, it was the editing that made me appear that way.

1:18:12 Adam What's her name? Yeah, Jerry said they spun it in the editing.

1:18:16 Guest They can spin a little bit.

1:18:19 Adam But it's like, why does everyone hate you? I mean, not just America, but the people that were trapped with you. They don't like you either. They didn't look at the editing, were they looking at dailies every day in the editing room? All right. Eric? Yeah. What's up?

1:18:34 Caller Dr. Drew, I'm 27, and I've noticed in like the last month, I have major anal itching and bleeding. Wow. And I was wondering if you have an idea what that might be.

1:18:46 Drew Good times. It could be hemorrhoid. It could be hemorrhoid. And obviously, you should get yourself some over-the-counter cream, like anusol. But the problem with rectal bleeding is it can be cancer, it can be polyps.

1:18:56 Adam Hold on, I thought that anusol is for the gums.

1:18:58 Drew No, it's ambisol. It's anusol.

1:19:01 Guest But it works on the anus, too.

1:19:02 Adam Oh, really? They got anus right in there?

1:19:04 Drew Anusol.

1:19:06 Adam I don't trust that. I don't use products with anus right in the name. It's policy.

1:19:11 Caller It's kind of like when I look in the, I know this is gross, but you know, I look in the toilet and it's red water.

1:19:16 Drew Yeah, Eric, it's a serious issue. First of all, you're going to get iron deficient, become anemic. Secondly, this can be, certain kinds of colitis can cause this, tumors can cause this, cancer, polyps. You need to see someone immediately. Yep. I mean, tomorrow, you got to do it.

1:19:30 Caller Okay.

1:19:31 Drew And they have to look in there and see what's going on. It could be hemorrhoids, you can get some anusol, try to calm it down.

1:19:35 Adam Wouldn't you know if it was a hemorrhoid though, Eric?

1:19:37 Drew Really itching and burning and stuff, sort of suggested it.

1:19:39 Caller I've used all the Preparation H and all that and that doesn't seem to...

1:19:43 Adam Yeah. I had a carbuncle down there once.

1:19:46 Drew A lot of things that can be, a lot of things.

1:19:48 Adam Disaster. There's a train wreck.

1:19:50 Drew It can be inflammatory bowel disease.

1:19:52 Adam Oh, and I rubbed that Preparation H on it for like a week because my buddy Ray had me...

1:19:57 Drew You rubbed it for a week? It's nice.

1:19:59 Adam With this Preparation H. Didn't do a goddamn thing. No. Kind of felt good. Hey, Eric? Yeah? Yeah. Get that looked at.

1:20:08 Caller Yeah. Can I ask you another quick question?

1:20:10 Adam It's about your ass?

1:20:12 Caller No.

1:20:13 Adam I don't know.

1:20:15 Caller Go ahead. Well, I'm a junior high teacher and we talk about your show and class and I was wondering if there's any way of maybe getting you guys over to the school or one of you?

1:20:24 Adam No. But you could bring the school by over to us.

1:20:28 Caller The field trip?

1:20:29 Adam Yeah.

1:20:30 Drew I'm sure the students are particularly impressed with tonight's performance on your part too.

1:20:34 Adam Yeah.

1:20:34 Guest Very, very moved. Look at your ass tomorrow.

1:20:36 Drew Oh, my goodness.

1:20:37 Caller Yeah. They won't hear about this.

1:20:39 Adam We'll do something though. We'll do something. We're not coming out there.

1:20:44 Drew Do something. Yeah.

1:20:45 Guest Give them a shout out.

1:20:46 Adam Give them props. We'll do some like a video presentation or something. Call them up. Yeah. We'll do something. Just as long as it involves absolutely no work.

1:20:57 Drew Stay on the line and we'll pick up.

1:20:59 Adam Alright. Thanks, everybody. Are you scared? Are you going to discuss your anus tomorrow? How's that go? No, no, no.

1:21:08 Caller I'll tell them I talked to you, but I'm not going to tell them what I talked to you about.

1:21:10 Adam Alright. But don't some of them listen to the show?

1:21:14 Caller Yeah, possibly.

1:21:15 Drew It'll only take one, Eric.

1:21:17 Caller Yeah. I know.

1:21:17 Adam I know.

1:21:18 Caller You're finished.

1:21:19 Adam Alright. That's going to be Mr. Cornhole from this point on. Well, if they're discussing the show, doesn't it make sense that some of the kids might be listening to the show? Otherwise, they wouldn't know what he was discussing.

1:21:32 Drew After 1130, it's weeknight.

1:21:36 Guest I used to listen to Dr. Ruth when I was young. I'm sure these guys.

1:21:39 Adam Me too.

1:21:40 Guest I love Dr. Ruth.

1:21:41 Adam Yeah. There's this great call. Oh, Anderson is so pissed. He wants to go to break. But there's this great Dr. Ruth call where she, this woman calls in and she goes, the woman goes, you know, I've been having unprotected sex with my boyfriend now. No condoms, no birth control for about a year. And, you know, I haven't gotten pregnant yet. And Dr. Ruth said, well, does he pull out? And she pauses real long and she goes, yeah, when he's done. It should have been just a very scary moment as to what my life was going to become with this show because I drive my car thinking you retard. What did you think you're saying? Like you guys went to work connected or her dad had to turn the hose on you to get you apart. And then my life has become this. It's interesting.

1:22:34 Drew Talking to those callers.

1:22:35 Guest Yeah. All right.

1:22:36 Adam Ethan is here from Survivor. We're going to take a little break. And we'll be right back.

1:22:43 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:23:16 Adam Hey, everybody, back with more Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. Joe Rogan was in here a little bit earlier from Fear Factor. Jeremy McGrath is coming in, the super cross superstar coming in here tomorrow night. I was at the races a couple of weeks ago. A lot of people judge me on that. I'm a white giraffe. And Ethan is here tonight, the man who won the third survivor, right?

1:23:44 Guest Yeah.

1:23:44 Adam And the fourth is now finished and getting ready to hit the air. And do you know any more about that than anybody else does?

1:23:54 Guest A little bit. I mean, I can't really say. But the exciting thing about this is they get no food. When we got dropped off, we were given some supplies like knife or whatever. They're given an axe and cooking pans and that's it. And the rest is up to them. So we at least got a staple of that cornmeal. The other one's got rice. These guys get nothing. They got to find everything on their own.

1:24:18 Adam It's a bitch because it has to keep evolving and mistakes. You know, like originally it was like, let's see how long six people can live off of just Gatorade and sizzling while in someone's backyard, you know, with only basic cable. And then each each week now it's like a you know, eight of them from now it's like we gave them nothing but pubic lye and tainted yogurt. And one of them is a homicidal maniac, but no one knows and he's armed to the teeth. We have to keep, they have to keep going. But you know what I just thought of? They got to do this. They got to have the battle of the winners, right? Which you're going to have to be a part of.

1:25:01 Drew Oh my god.

1:25:02 Adam Think about it.

1:25:03 Guest If a rumor has it they may do that.

1:25:05 Drew Oh my god.

1:25:06 Adam Well they have to.

1:25:08 Drew They have to just put them on Jeopardy!

1:25:09 Guest They'll probably put us in like on the top of Mount Everest.

1:25:13 Adam Yeah because once they get, I mean I don't think they're going to wait. What do they start with? Like fourteen, sixteen people? Sixteen. They're not going to wait ten years from now or twelve years from now. But they'll probably get like six, wait until they get like six, five or six and do just kind of a superstar, best of the best kind of thing. Nice.

1:25:35 Guest They also may have a celebrity survivor if you want to go out for it.

1:25:39 Adam I got to beat off constantly and especially in the wilderness.

1:25:43 Drew Let's be part of the intrigue in your story. It's up to Andy quite a bit. Matter of fact.

1:25:48 Guest I'm telling you, you wouldn't be able to do it.

1:25:49 Adam You couldn't do it?

1:25:50 Guest No way.

1:25:50 Adam Thirty nine days?

1:25:52 Guest Didn't even think about it.

1:25:53 Adam Really?

1:25:53 Guest No.

1:25:54 Adam I would have killed somebody. You didn't kill anybody? I get very irritable. Thirty nine days?

1:26:00 Guest Thirty nine days. I went out there with every intention to.

1:26:03 Adam Oh, sure. Yeah. But nothing. Wow. You didn't, I guess, you went to the village. You didn't have much time over there. You didn't do a sleepover thing, did you?

1:26:13 Guest No.

1:26:13 Adam I didn't go anywhere.

1:26:14 Guest Maybe if I did a sleepover.

1:26:15 Adam Yeah, right.

1:26:16 Guest I might have conjured up something.

1:26:17 Adam Right. I'd bring my bullseye bib. That would be my one comfort item. Drew, what would you bring? Your pager? No cell phone. So you just sit there and go insane. My God, there's an emergency at the hospital. I'll call them in 26 days. Drew, you would bring your pager. What would you bring? You'd do one of those pussy things, like you'd bring a book or something, right?

1:26:41 Drew No. You'd want to bring something. Can you bring knives or anything?

1:26:44 Guest No. No Leatherman, no anything that can help you survive. It has to be something personal to yourself.

1:26:49 Drew Oh, for Christ's sake.

1:26:51 Adam Could you bring like a kilo of weed?

1:26:53 Guest Yes, I think so.

1:26:54 Adam So you'd just be hiding. You're just laughing hysterically. All right. Let's talk to Kayla. Kayla, you're 15. What's up?

1:27:05 Caller I want to know if you can get STDs by giving a blowjob?

1:27:09 Drew Yes.

1:27:10 Caller You can? Is it like what percentage of it?

1:27:16 Adam 39. Well, remember we had that data I put out here the other day where the best way to transmit diseases in oral sex was, well, it depends who was doing it to whom.

1:27:28 Drew Right. But female on male was still way down the list as opposed to receptive anal sex was like a hundredfold more risky.

1:27:36 Adam Right. But female giving oral sex was up there because of the semen problem.

1:27:43 Drew More than a male.

1:27:44 Adam This is you performing it on a guy?

1:27:47 Caller Yeah.

1:27:48 Adam And where does semen go?

1:27:53 Caller Huh?

1:27:54 Guest Do you?

1:27:55 Adam Ethan, you ask.

1:27:57 Guest Do you spit or do you swallow?

1:27:59 Caller Swallow.

1:28:00 Adam All right. Well, that's a better way to get it, right?

1:28:03 Drew Right, Drew?

1:28:04 Adam That's just like hepatitis and AIDS. What else?

1:28:06 Drew Yeah, that's just that.

1:28:07 Adam Just a small one. The bottom two. Now, Drew, what would you, I mean...

1:28:12 Drew You can get in the throat, you can get everything. Herpes, chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis.

1:28:17 Adam Who was the guy?

1:28:19 Caller I'd rather not mention his name.

1:28:21 Adam Okay.

1:28:21 Drew But you know who he is, Adam.

1:28:24 Adam Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

1:28:26 Drew It's Kayla's boyfriend.

1:28:27 Adam Is he your boyfriend?

1:28:29 Caller Um, yeah.

1:28:31 Adam Do you know where his penis has been?

1:28:34 Caller I know that he's still a virgin.

1:28:36 Adam Still a virgin? Okay.

1:28:37 Drew So how do you figure you got an STD if he doesn't have one?

1:28:40 Caller Well, I don't know.

1:28:41 Adam Okay. Alright, that's fine. Relax. Hey, are you on birth control?

1:28:47 Caller Um, no, I was going to, but I was afraid of getting a pap smear, so I didn't.

1:28:52 Drew Why were you afraid of getting a pap smear?

1:28:53 Caller Um, I'd rather not have doctors go in between my legs with utensils.

1:28:58 Adam Well, what about if you get pregnant? You got to have a kid or get an abortion or something.

1:29:03 Caller Yeah.

1:29:04 Adam That's more time with the legs open.

1:29:06 Caller I look at it. You play, you pay.

1:29:08 Adam Right. Smooth. Smart. Smart. Except for it's you play and we pay, because I pay for your god damn kid, because you're fifteen and you're retarded.

1:29:17 Drew You need to take care of yourself.

1:29:18 Adam How dare you?

1:29:20 Drew Look, that's ridiculous. If you are going to do these things, you need to prepare for them.

1:29:24 Adam Yeah.

1:29:25 Drew That's all. And you need to see someone get it probably taken care of. Go see it. You know, there's all kinds of different practitioners, you can see, that make this not such an unpleasant experience. And you're going to have to go every year anyway.

1:29:36 Adam How much retard does your boyfriend have in him? Like, is his mom part-tard or... How old is this guy?

1:29:42 Caller He's 15.

1:29:43 Adam 15. So he doesn't know what he's doing either, right? And he thinks he's going to be like a pirate astronaut when he's older, play a professional high-lie or something, be like a secret agent.

1:29:55 Caller He wants to be a professional ska player.

1:29:57 Drew Football?

1:29:59 Caller Professional ska player.

1:30:01 Guest What's ska? Oh, ska.

1:30:04 Adam But saying professional ska player is a very confusing way of saying it.

1:30:07 Drew I'm just saying he wants to be in a band.

1:30:10 Caller I don't know. No, he's not in a band. He's trying to spot one though.

1:30:13 Adam Right. And what does he play? That hollered out fish?

1:30:17 Caller I don't know.

1:30:19 Adam You don't know what instrument he plays?

1:30:20 Caller I think he plays trumpet.

1:30:22 Adam But you're not sure?

1:30:23 Caller No. The reason why I'm scared to get a Patsmer is because I...

1:30:26 Adam Hold on, hold on. How do you not know the instrument that your boyfriend wants to play professionally?

1:30:33 Guest How long has he been your boyfriend?

1:30:35 Caller Huh?

1:30:35 Guest How long has he been your boyfriend?

1:30:36 Caller About a week.

1:30:38 Adam Okay. Still that instrument's got to be one of the first pieces of information.

1:30:45 Guest Do you know his last name?

1:30:46 Caller Um, yeah.

1:30:48 Guest Okay.

1:30:48 Adam So why are you scared of getting the Patsmer?

1:30:51 Caller Because I was molested when I was younger.

1:30:53 Adam Oh, baby. Who did this to you?

1:30:55 Caller My mom's ex-boyfriend.

1:30:57 Adam Yeah.

1:30:58 Caller He was Filipino.

1:30:59 Adam Yeah. They all molest. It's a way of life over there, but we can't judge. That's their culture. We're not here to say what's right or wrong. And did he have a wacky first name, like a comical first name?

1:31:12 Caller Bernard.

1:31:14 Adam It's pretty bad. It's not the traditional Filipino name. It wasn't Pogi or something weird. Okay. So did you get any therapy for those?

1:31:25 Caller No.

1:31:26 Adam Okay. You got to talk to someone about this, right? And meanwhile, no sex. You're going to get pregnant. You're going to get screwed up. This guy's band's never going to take off. There's trouble. You got to get some therapy. How old were you when Bernard did this?

1:31:44 Caller I was three years old.

1:31:45 Adam Okay. And does your mom know?

1:31:47 Caller Yes, my mom knows. He just recently got out of jail.

1:31:52 Adam And he was in jail for this?

1:31:53 Caller Yes.

1:31:54 Guest Okay.

1:31:55 Adam All right. And is your mom, she doesn't have anything to do with him anymore?

1:32:00 Caller No, she's remarried.

1:32:01 Adam Okay. Who's the new guy? I don't trust him either.

1:32:05 Caller He, his name is Randy. He drinks a lot.

1:32:08 Adam Randy, yeah. Suspect nationality or good old American?

1:32:13 Caller He's American. He's a rebel.

1:32:15 Drew A rebel? That's good. What does that mean?

1:32:18 Adam Translate hates to choose the blacks.

1:32:20 Drew Oh my God.

1:32:22 Adam Well, he hates Filipinos though, right?

1:32:24 Caller Yeah.

1:32:24 Adam He's got that right. Oh boy. This guy's a mess too, right?

1:32:29 Caller Yeah. He drinks a lot. He has a really bad drinking problem.

1:32:32 Adam Yeah. Does he work around metal?

1:32:35 Caller Huh?

1:32:35 Adam Does he work around metal for a living?

1:32:37 Caller He's a truck driver.

1:32:39 Adam He's got a white robe.

1:32:39 Caller Oh boy.

1:32:40 Adam Is he in the Klan?

1:32:44 Caller I don't know.

1:32:45 Adam Okay.

1:32:45 Caller All right.

1:32:46 Adam Hey, you got to do a lot to stay out of trouble now. You cannot get pregnant. Do you understand me? Yeah. That is the one thing you have to focus on. And you have to get some help. You have to talk to a counselor at school. You were victimized. You need to discuss this with somebody. Get a little counseling, you know?

1:33:05 Caller Well, yeah. I am talking with a counselor at school.

1:33:09 Drew Good.

1:33:10 Caller He is trying to get me into counseling.

1:33:12 Drew We will talk to you also about what you are doing here with your boyfriend and stuff.

1:33:16 Adam Oh, those horrible Filipinos.

1:33:19 Drew Here we go.

1:33:20 Adam When did we kick their ass? You know what? If I was the president here, I would do it. I would have a big list of when the last time we kicked your ass was and say who was up this year.

1:33:30 Drew About 1897.

1:33:31 Adam I would be looking at the Filipinos. In Vietnam, where were they? Were they with us? What were they doing? It's hard to tell all those people apart. But my point is, you guys have not had a good whooping in a while. Let's just go over there just to make sure you know who the boss man is. We could do that, right?

1:33:49 Drew That was President McKinley when that all went down.

1:33:50 Adam Yeah. But what about that whole Mel DeMarco thing? She was Filipino, right? Yeah. She didn't pay like she should have. I'm saying they're due. The country's due.

1:34:01 There is no racial bigotry here.

1:34:04 Adam Justin?

1:34:04 What's up?

1:34:05 Adam You're 22.

1:34:06 Caller Yeah. I got a quick question for you. I had a couple of girlfriends and the current one I'm with has been with her probably about, I'd say, a little over a year. She had like absolutely no sex drive. And I'm curious, is that normal or is she wired differently?

1:34:23 Drew Obviously not normal.

1:34:25 Caller Okay.

1:34:25 Drew And it may just be her rhythm, but you have to look at whether she's on any medication.

1:34:29 Caller Just birth control.

1:34:31 Drew And sometimes that screws up women's libido, the birth control pill. Is she depressed? Does she have any emotional problems? Does she have any physical problems? Is she diabetic? Is there any stressors in her life? Is the relationship going okay?

1:34:42 Caller Yeah, it's going great.

1:34:43 Drew These kinds of things.

1:34:44 Adam How old is she?

1:34:45 Caller She's 21.

1:34:46 Adam And did she ever have a libido?

1:34:50 Caller Well, no. She was on the birth control when it met her, so...

1:34:54 Adam And, I'm not sure if he's hip to the libido term, but...

1:34:57 Drew I don't know.

1:34:58 Adam He's from Riverside. Do they have libidos in Riverside?

1:35:01 Caller Yeah.

1:35:01 Drew They do?

1:35:02 Adam You know what the libido is?

1:35:03 Caller Sure, I've had a couple girlfriends that had them.

1:35:06 Adam What is it? Just for fun.

1:35:08 Caller It's that really cool sex drive, isn't it?

1:35:10 Adam Alright. Good. Listen, you're not long for that dump known as Riverside. You've got to get out of there. They may burn you for being a heretic, for knowing a word with more than one syllable. When are we going to get dropped from the Riverside affiliate, by the way? Do we only say horrible things about that dump? When is someone going to have some dignity and dump us from that station? So, Justin, she likes you. Was she traumatized in any way?

1:35:41 Caller The only question is that I've had a couple other girlfriends and they've been on birth control, too.

1:35:46 Drew I know. It may not be the birth control pill, but could it perhaps have something to do with how you sort of approach her and get her going? What does she tell you?

1:35:55 Caller Just, I don't know, about every month and a half.

1:35:58 Drew No, no. What does she tell you is the problem?

1:36:00 Caller As far as what?

1:36:00 Drew Is that the problem? What's the problem?

1:36:02 Caller She just says that she doesn't need it.

1:36:04 Drew Yeah, I understand that. But doesn't needing it and not being willing to engage with you is two different things.

1:36:10 Caller Right.

1:36:11 Adam Women are weird. I mean, they're all, they got all kinds of weird wiring going on in their head. And if they're not feeling right, or the wind changed direction, or you did something wrong, like made fun of one of their parents, or you didn't go with them somewhere that they told you it was okay for you not to go with them, too, but they're gonna hold it against you, they get all dried up down there. And they never tell you what it is, and they don't even know, they just shut down. So you really get into it with them.

1:36:39 Drew You have to sort of, it's like being a snake charmer or something, you have to figure out how to unlock the cave, the cave.

1:36:47 Adam Nice. You're a basket, it's better.

1:36:50 Drew It's like open sesame, I was thinking, yeah.

1:36:52 Adam Yeah, yeah. All right, Ethan, what do you think?

1:36:57 Guest Has there ever been any romance with this girl?

1:37:01 Adam I think he said they've always been that way, Justin? Yeah. She's always been this way?

1:37:05 Caller Yeah, she's just kind of always been that way. As a matter of fact, she wanted to stop taking birth control pills. She was fearful that it would make her like infertile.

1:37:13 Adam Hold on a second. No, no, about guys, they're real thick. They get focused on one thing. And that's it. He decided it's the birth control pill.

1:37:21 Guest Maybe it's him.

1:37:22 Adam Right, the birth control pill.

1:37:23 Guest Maybe it's you, it's your fault.

1:37:24 Caller He's easy, buddy.

1:37:25 Drew He can get a little that way too.

1:37:27 Caller He's a little focused.

1:37:29 Caller Wow.

1:37:32 Adam He seemed like so nice. I guess there was another editing thing.

1:37:35 Drew But it could be the pill, but it may well not be the pill. And he's so focused on-

1:37:40 Adam Most of the time, it's not. Most of the time, the pill helps in that department.

1:37:44 Drew That's absolutely true.

1:37:45 Adam So stop focusing completely on something that's sort of tangible and work on the more emotional side of it.

1:37:54 Drew Exactly.

1:37:55 Adam All right. We'll be back.

1:38:00 Guest Loveline will be right back, so get your problems ready. Ready?

1:38:36 Adam Hey, it's Loveline, I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew, Jeremy McGrath, the Supercross rider is going to be in here tomorrow night. Ethan Zohn is here tonight from Survivor. He won it. Thank you. And he's doing nothing. Which I completely respect. I'd love that. There's nothing worse than people trying to parlay something into something else. You've got your million bucks good. Choke on it. No, but relax.

1:39:07 Guest I'm going to relax a little bit.

1:39:08 Adam Yeah, I like that. That's good. Alright, let's talk to Kim, who's 41. Kim?

1:39:14 Hi.

1:39:15 Adam Hey.

1:39:15 Adam, Ethan, Drew, hi. Thanks for taking my call.

1:39:20 Adam Yeah. Ethan's like a good looking me. Like if they did a movie about me, I think maybe Ethan could play me.

1:39:27 Caller Yes, I do too.

1:39:29 Adam Except for Drew could play Drew. Yes, he's good looking.

1:39:31 Caller Anthony Edwards.

1:39:34 No, Ethan, I want to say that congratulations for winning. I wanted you the whole time, and I knew you were going to do it. Thanks. You're welcome. Adam, I love The Man Show.

1:39:48 Adam Great.

1:39:48 Caller My husband and my sons, we watch it every week. We love it.

1:39:52 Adam I'm humiliating for you. It's crazy.

1:39:57 Caller I can laugh my butt off at some of the things you do. You had an episode recently where you and Jimmy dressed up as bartenders. I thought you need to do that more often, like go into an ice cream parlor or a make-up counter or something and get a bunch of old women in there.

1:40:20 Adam Right. I, Jinks, and Sue? I'm writing this down. I'm confused. Do we serve booze at the ice cream place or is that a totally separate premise?

1:40:29 Caller No, that's a different...

1:40:31 Adam It's not bartender everywhere. It's different occupations, different places.

1:40:36 Caller Yeah. But look, I mean, you guys were hysterical looking.

1:40:40 Adam Really?

1:40:41 Caller With the glasses, with the Andy Dick look, kind of.

1:40:45 Adam Or just maybe the dick look. I love that crazy gackle.

1:40:51 Drew All right, Kim, what's going on? You are so funny.

1:40:53 Adam Although you know where I picture like, you remember, remember in Love and Death, that Woody Allen movie, there was like holding a ham gun. Yeah. Laugh and laugh, toothless and flim flying everywhere. That's what I'm picturing. Hey, Kim, what's up there, baby? Questions?

1:41:12 Caller Yeah, I also have a question for Dr. Drew. I have a lot of vaginal discharge more than usual. The older I get, the wetter I get. I thought it was going to dry up.

1:41:28 Caller Yeah.

1:41:31 Drew Go ahead.

1:41:32 Caller I get a lot of-

1:41:34 Adam Hold on, Ethan, give half that million to her husband.

1:41:37 Drew Hold on to her husband. You don't look so good.

1:41:40 Adam He's a pile of ashes. Go ahead. You have a lot of discharge.

1:41:44 Caller I don't look my age.

1:41:46 Adam Right. You look older?

1:41:48 Caller No. I get ID. I get ID.

1:41:52 Adam Right. Then make sure you're not a terrorist. That's your young.

1:41:56 Caller I swear to you.

1:41:57 Drew Kim, you have a question? Question, thank you.

1:41:59 Caller Okay. My doctor told me that there was such a procedure as freezing the cervix.

1:42:08 Drew Yeah, that's for pre-cancer.

1:42:11 Caller Is that for pre-cancerous things? Yeah. He was talking about doing it to like, he said that it would help to slow down the amount of discharge I have.

1:42:23 Drew Okay.

1:42:24 Caller Have you ever heard of anything like that?

1:42:26 Drew I've never heard of them. I can see where that might work, but I've never heard of someone doing that.

1:42:29 Caller Okay.

1:42:30 Adam Well, stuff, I mean, the molecules slow down, don't they, when you cool them off?

1:42:37 Drew It's just a way of taking off the top layer sort of thing.

1:42:43 Adam Oh, it's not, she doesn't spray it with liquid nitrogen or something.

1:42:47 Drew It doesn't stay frozen, no.

1:42:48 Adam I see. I thought she was just actually freezing the vagina. Okay.

1:42:52 Drew And putting it somewhere. Right. Throwing it out when you need to use it again.

1:42:56 Adam Right. Like storing it next to Walt Disney's head or something. If I get that cryogenics, that's part of my thing, no frozen vaginas in the same locker. I went to nothing but like ex-presidents. Kate.

1:43:11 Caller Hi.

1:43:12 Adam Survivor winners. You're 27.

1:43:15 Caller Yeah.

1:43:15 Adam You had that gastric bypass surgery?

1:43:17 Caller I did. Last September.

1:43:19 Adam How big were you?

1:43:21 Caller Well, let's put it this way. I lost 85 pounds in September.

1:43:24 Drew Great.

1:43:25 Adam All right.

1:43:25 Caller Damn, bitch.

1:43:27 Drew We have to go to break, but you had a question about ecstasy?

1:43:29 Caller I do. This is boneheaded, and I realize I'm not representing us gastric bypass patients very well, but I'm really interested in what and how ecstasy will affect me now.

1:43:44 Drew A single exposure, is it going to unravel your bypass or something?

1:43:48 Caller Is it like time-release drugs?

1:43:50 Caller Is it going to burn a hole in me?

1:43:52 Drew No. It's going to be the same as if you didn't have the bypass.

1:43:55 Adam Here's the bigger danger. It's that you were at 400 pounds. You've now gotten down to what you think is a slim 310, and you're going to put those ski pants on. No, we don't know the former you. We only know the one we're seeing at the mall. So just make sure you get it all down, and then you'll get into those slinky outfits, and until then, stay off the drugs? No street drugs?

1:44:17 Guest No drugs. All right, drugs.

1:44:19 Adam We'll be back.

1:44:20 Guest Okay, so I know there's nothing wrong with me.

1:44:22 Caller So what's up?

1:44:22 Caller So I was like you, and I used to think that these datelines were totally cheesy.

1:44:25 Guest Why can't I meet anybody?

1:44:26 Caller But I tried everything else and thought, what the hell? So I called the dateline and actually met a cool guy.

1:44:30 Caller I called the dateline and I hooked up with some cool people.

1:44:32 Caller Believe it or not, other normal people are out there looking too.

1:44:35 Guest 877-889-DATE.

1:44:39 Guest 1-800-LOVE-191.

1:44:40 Caller We'll be right back.

1:45:15 Adam All righty. Well, that's the show. Supercross legend Jeremy McGrath in here tomorrow night. I want to thank Joe Rogan from Fear Factor for coming in, and Ethan for coming in and being a great guy. He's got nothing to plug. He doesn't, he wants to just be left alone and spend his money. And our good friend Dan Dratch got in between us and helped, we have a mutual friend and helped us out. And you were nice enough to come on the show.

1:45:42 Drew It was fun. Thanks for having me. Thank you.

1:45:44 Adam And if you went again, come back.

1:45:46 Guest I might, I might actually do that.

1:45:47 Adam Or like I said, when they have that superstar lineup, that best of the best.

1:45:51 Drew Champions.

1:45:52 Adam The championship round like they do in Jeopardy. You come back. All right, so until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahalo. Who did this to you?

1:46:02 Caller My mom, the ex-wife and he was Filipino.

1:46:06 Guest This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors or this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Engel. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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