Episode 1000754886774

1:00 Voiceover Listener discretion is advised. One Coast to Coast.

1:13 Adam Hey, everybody, it's the Loveline. I'm Adam Carolla.

1:16 Adam That is Dr. Drew. Dr. Drew is over there in Washington, DC. And I'm over here in our other nation's capital, Las Vegas.

1:27 Drew Drew? Yahoo.

1:29 Voiceover Yeah, phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew, Board Certified Physician, Addiction Medicine Specialist.

1:38 Drew Uh-oh.

1:39 Adam What's up?

1:41 Drew Your voice keeps going out on me.

1:43 Adam All right.

1:44 Drew It's breaking up. That's all right.

1:45 Adam We'll figure it out. All right. We have lost $1,500 bucks gambling in the last three days. Good times.

1:53 Drew Nice. Good times. What have you been betting?

1:56 Adam Well, I did the Howard Stern show out here. Me and Jimmy did today from the Hard Rock Casino.

2:03 Drew Okay. Mr. Millionaire, Mr. Rock Star, Mr. Radio Star.

2:06 Adam I understand. Big time.

2:08 Drew You couldn't get three minutes of the show without bringing that up.

2:11 Adam Played... Well, it has to do with the gambling because... I didn't... You know, I don't gamble in Vegas because I'm cursed.

2:20 Drew Yeah.

2:20 Adam I mean, it's not like the house has a 2% better chance of winning than I do. They have a 150%...

2:26 Drew Yeah. Yeah.

2:27 Adam I'm just cursed. I played... I lost a thousand bucks on the Super Ball. I lost a thousand bucks last year on the Super Ball. And played three hands of blackjack on the air, $200 bet, $100 bet, and a $200 bet, and lost all three. Three hands, three losses.

2:49 It was great.

2:51 Adam It was one of those things where the dealer, you know, did that thing where she, you know, flipped and had 14 and had to hit. Threw over six. That's the best way to lose. Yeah. So three hands, three losses, and $500 bucks later. Here I am.

3:09 Drew Drew?

3:10 Adam Yep. What are you doing over there? What are you doing in DC?

3:13 Drew I'm doing some stuff for the Independent Women's Forum. They published a study on college-age kids' reactions to 9-11, what they're thinking these days.

3:21 Adam It's been good. Please.

3:22 Drew It's been good.

3:23 Adam You're just taking people's money. I don't need you.

3:26 Drew Hey, I'm doing it for free.

3:28 Adam Really?

3:29 Yeah. Wow.

3:30 Adam What a sap. All right. You ready to go?

3:32 Drew You see that? Listen, everybody. You see how I can't win with this guy?

3:37 Adam I had a couple of cocktails for her. It came back.

3:39 Drew No. All right. Here's Amy. She's 20. Hi, Amy.

3:43 Caller Hi. My question is, me and my boyfriend have sex like every day. And when he comes in me, I think it's from that. I get this weird odor and it lasts for like three or four days or something. And then we don't have sex for like a day or two. And then it goes away. And then every time he comes in me again, it happens again. And I don't know if that's normal. He says it's just from having sex a lot. And that all his other girlfriends have gotten it too. And I don't know if that's him or if it's, you know.

4:18 Adam What do you think? You think his semen goes bad inside of you? It's wasted up there?

4:24 Drew I don't know.

4:25 Adam I don't know. Does it only happen when he ejaculates in you?

4:31 Caller Yes.

4:32 Drew You're sure? Is there ever a time when he doesn't ejaculate in you?

4:35 Caller Well, he always does.

4:36 Drew That's my point. You don't have a control there.

4:39 Adam Oh, do we have the world's dumbest callers on this show? They're so goddamn stupid.

4:43 Hey, I'm not.

4:45 Adam No, because you say, you know, you say whenever we have sex, you know, when he comes in me, it smells. And the way you say it is as if you'd compared it against other times you'd had sex when he didn't come in you. He does every time.

5:01 Caller And there are people that I have had sex with. I don't remember getting it from them.

5:08 Drew What is it?

5:08 Adam A yeast infection or something?

5:10 Drew Well, it is a couple of things. It could be a vaginitis, not yeast. It would be something like Trichomonas or Gardnerella. That tends to be the one associated with the funny smells. And sometimes, you know, women just have a certain odor after sex. That's just them. And maybe it's mixing with him in some way that's making it smell unusually for you. I doubt it's his semen, but certainly you could figure that out by just trying it without the semen sometime.

5:36 Adam You want to try that, doctor?

5:37 Drew You want to try that? An experiment? A control experiment. But if not, the possibility of vaginitis is there, and that ought to be treated in both of you. Okay?

5:47 Okay. Thank you.

5:47 Drew All right.

5:49 Adam Good times.

5:50 Drew Good times. Brian is 19.

5:52 Caller Hey, what's up?

5:53 Adam Hey, Brian.

5:54 Caller How's it going? What's up, Adam?

5:57 Adam Yeah, yeah.

5:58 I got a question for Drew.

6:00 Drew Yeah. You're like surly tonight. Yeah. Usually, you're kind of a happy drunk.

6:07 Adam Well, you know, I've already, I've done four hours of radio already for this thing.

6:10 Drew Oh, I see.

6:11 Caller All right.

6:12 Drew All right.

6:13 All right, Brian.

6:15 Caller My question is if ecstasy use can be related to back pain or increased back pain after an injury, like say you take ecstasy and it makes the back pain worse.

6:26 Drew Yeah, there's no doubt that ecstasy is associated with back pain. People, in fact, because of that sort of characteristic symptom believe that somehow something's happened to their spinal fluid, which if in fact it was, would be a harmless side effect. But the back pain, no one knows exactly what that's due to. It's again just a side effect. Lots of medications that are sort of hard on your system have that side effect. It's basically just a sign of the injury. It's like getting hit over the head basically. And you get fatigue and back pain is part of that.

6:55 Caller Alright, well, I really wish that guy that would call up and talk about the asshole size of a mason jar worked his way into that.

7:04 That's always funny when that guy calls up.

7:07 Drew He has Minion now. There are many of his, a couple of his cloth that now call.

7:13 Adam Engineer Anderson, cut these guys off after Drew's not answering the question. Please sit there and hear the guy breathe for five minutes and then ask his follow-up question.

7:23 Drew Alright, here's Andrea. She's 21.

7:25 Caller Hello.

7:26 Drew Is it Andrea or Andrea?

7:29 Caller Whatever you want to call me.

7:30 Adam Perfect.

7:31 Drew Oh, you're one of Adam's buddies now.

7:33 Adam I like that.

7:34 Caller I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I haven't done anything like this. The problem is I've been with my boyfriend for 7 years now. In the first 3 months of our relationship, I had cheated on him. I told him...

7:53 Drew Hold on a second, Andrea. I'm going to... No, no. Hang on a second. I just want to sort of highlight something here. When you were 14 years old, you cheated.

8:04 Caller Yes.

8:04 Drew 14. Have you cheated since?

8:07 Caller No.

8:08 Drew Okay. When you were 14, you had an indiscretion. Yes. How old is your boyfriend?

8:12 Caller Right now?

8:14 Drew Right now.

8:15 Caller 27.

8:16 Drew 27. So he was a nice 20-year-old when you were 14.

8:20 Caller Yes.

8:20 Drew Yeah. He's an idiot.

8:21 Adam What a delight.

8:22 Drew Yeah. He's an idiot. I'm not surprised he'd hold you hostage to something ridiculous like you kissing a boy when you're 14.

8:29 Adam He's maybe...

8:30 Adam Hold on. Maybe he doesn't know. Does he know?

8:34 Caller Yes, he knows. I told him a year later, I had gotten pregnant with my daughter around 15, and I told him when I had an idea that I was pregnant that I did it to him. And then... What?

8:52 Adam That you cheated on him. Oh, you cheated on him.

8:55 Caller That I cheated on him.

8:57 Adam You had sex with some other guy when you were 14?

9:00 Caller Yes.

9:01 Adam Or 15.

9:02 Caller Yes. I was promiscuous when I was that young. I went through some things with my life, and I'm not happy about it. But I admitted to him, and he stayed with me. And he... I don't know how to explain it. He told me not to talk to guys, not to be around guys.

9:28 Drew All right. Andrew, listen. Not that that's such bad advice, given how you were behaving, but this is... you're a victim. Somehow you love that victim role, because this guy has really sort of galvanized you, and sort of isolated you in that victim role. Where were you victimized before meeting this guy?

9:47 Caller Well, like, what do you mean?

9:48 Drew Sexually abused, physically abused? Yeah.

9:51 Caller Yeah. When I was younger.

9:53 Adam Yeah.

9:54 Caller Younger, it happened to me.

9:55 Adam Who did this?

9:57 Caller My mother's boyfriend.

9:59 Adam Of course. Okay.

10:00 Caller Yeah.

10:01 Adam All right.

10:02 Caller Well, you know, that he's kind of helped me in a way. You know, that I've talked to him about so many things, you know, what happened in my life, and he's actually taught me something.

10:17 Drew I believe that there's been a sense of being helped by this guy, but believe me, he's got you hostage.

10:23 Adam What do you know?

10:26 Drew A 20-year-old telling a 14-year-old, a 21-year-old, don't talk to boys, don't, come on.

10:31 Caller Well, you know, he doesn't want me working, he doesn't want me going outside.

10:36 Drew You see, you see, hostage.

10:38 Caller Yeah.

10:38 Adam Alright, so what does he do?

10:40 Caller What does he do? Well, he works as an electrician or a construction.

10:46 Adam Oh boy. Alright, so what's the question?

10:50 Caller Right now, he's in jail.

10:53 Adam Shocking. I don't believe it.

10:56 Drew There you go.

10:57 Adam He's framed, obviously.

10:58 Drew Yeah, well, parole violation.

11:01 Adam What did he do?

11:02 Caller Excuse me?

11:03 Adam What did he do to get in jail?

11:05 Caller Well, not to add to you. I don't want to make out why he's in jail. But...

11:12 Drew Well, wait a minute. It's reality, Andrew. You might as well start dealing with who this guy really is. It's reality. That's the problem here. This guy has you so walled off from reality, that you don't... You can't even see it.

11:22 Caller But, I mean, I believe that things can work out with us because... I don't know. That, you know, I really, really, really love him. And that I... You know, we have a daughter together.

11:37 Adam Sure.

11:38 Caller I've done, you know, everything that I've given him my life. You know?

11:43 Drew Sure. Yeah, that's not okay.

11:45 Adam What did he, what did he do to get in jail?

11:48 Caller What did he do? He violated his probation.

11:51 Drew Oh, see, Adam?

11:52 Caller See?

11:53 Adam Drew was right. And what did he do to get on probation?

11:57 Caller Uh, we, we stole something and he got caught for it.

12:03 Adam I see. All right. When does he get out of jail?

12:06 Caller In eight months.

12:08 Adam Okay.

12:09 Caller And right now, you know, he's, he's really kind of going crazy in jail right now because he can't trust me. And I don't know what to do anymore. I don't want to let him go, but...

12:23 Adam Sure. You don't want to leave all that.

12:25 Caller No.

12:27 Adam But listen, Andrea, listen to me. Here's what I need you to do. I need all of you to do this. It's not going to be pretty, but I don't know how else to state it. You guys are dumb and we're smart. So you got to listen to us. Okay. So let's just start from there.

12:46 Drew All right?

12:47 Adam Drew's read many books and I've led many, many a month on this earth. And we have accumulation of knowledge that's unsurpassed. And what we're saying to you is you were victimized when you were young by your horrible stepfather, your mom's boyfriend. You then got hooked up with an abusive guy who you think you love because that's the way it feels to you. But I guarantee between this guy hitting on you when he was 20 and you were 14 or 13 or 21 or wherever the hell he was and you were, then him being in prison and worst of all working in the construction field. This guy is a complete disaster. You have a kid and you want your kid to turn out like you?

13:34 Caller No.

13:35 Drew That's what you're setting up.

13:36 Adam So you must get away from this guy.

13:40 Caller But you don't think that he can get help or anything?

13:43 Adam No.

13:45 Drew He doesn't want help.

13:46 Adam He don't want it. He's back in the pokey. Okay? We're geniuses and we're telling you what the answer is.

13:53 Caller There's no way I can get his trust back anyway.

13:58 Drew You never had it. He's just using it to control you.

14:02 Adam That's it, Andrea.

14:04 Drew Get away from mind control.

14:06 Adam Forget about you. Think about your kid, for Christ's sake.

14:09 Caller Well, that's really the hard part. She really loves her dad.

14:15 Adam She thinks she does. She'd love a rock if that was what she saw, what she came out of you.

14:21 Drew Yeah, but still, that's what's imprinted there. It's tough.

14:25 Adam Oh, listen. Andrew, you got to be sterilized. No more kids. Jesus Christ.

14:30 Drew We should have just recommended that plan straight away. Jerry is 22.

14:32 Adam Sterilization?

14:33 Drew Yeah, that would have been good.

14:34 Adam Absolutely. Well, look, you people are dismantling the planet. Go ahead. Sorry, Gary. Jerry.

14:40 Yes.

14:41 Adam Oh, Jerry.

14:42 Yes.

14:43 Go.

14:44 Oh, this is Dr. Drew?

14:46 Adam Just hang up on him, then, Anderson, if he ain't talking.

14:50 Wow.

14:50 Adam Thank you. You can put him on hold. We'll talk to him later.

14:54 Drew Brian.

14:55 Caller Yeah.

14:57 What's the matter, Brian?

14:58 Sorry about that. I'm on the road right now. Basically, my question is, I'm worried that my girlfriend's strong sexual drive is from a previous, I guess we call it, bad sexual experience, where she was kind of raped.

15:15 Drew How old was she?

15:20 Adam She was 19. She's 19 now or she's 19 when she was raped?

15:22 When she was raped.

15:24 Drew Has she ever had anything like that happen to her before? Anything funny?

15:27 No, it was kind of like they were seeing each other, but he forces himself upon her.

15:33 Drew One time and that ruined her sex drive?

15:36 No, no. She has a very, very strong sex drive.

15:41 Adam No, that's not it. He's saying it's affected her sex drive, not in a negative way.

15:47 Drew It's too strong.

15:48 If it's affected her, she's kind of looking for comfort in sex now and trying to get a good experience out of it. I don't know. I just want to make sure it's not going to affect our lives together.

16:03 Drew What are you talking about, Brian?

16:06 I'm worried that the bad sexual experience is going to affect us in the future in our sex.

16:14 Drew Yeah, I understand that. But what are you talking about? Is this, she is overwhelming you? She's making you feel bad? She's so sexually driven?

16:21 No. I don't want it to be like she's turning to me for comfort in sex.

16:29 Drew Hey, Brian, forget your interpretation. What is it that bothers you about it? Why do you even bring it up? Why aren't things just okay from your standpoint?

16:36 I don't want to screw up her head anymore.

16:39 Drew Adam, do you understand what I'm asking?

16:43 Adam I understand what you're asking last week. Listen, Brian, here's what we're saying. Maybe you're overthinking this.

16:49 Drew Yeah. She had a rape incident. It should be treated. It's going to affect her. It's going to affect relationships. If it was a victimization that was part of a pattern, then by all means you're going to have lots of issues with her in relationships. But why are you even bringing it up? What is it about the relationship now that is causing you to have anxiety about it? Just that it had happened and you're ruminating about it? Or is there something about the way she's relating to you that's troubling you? I don't want to ask him that, right?

17:16 Adam What's that true? Yeah.

17:18 Drew He was off the line.

17:19 Adam Oh, bread?

17:21 I don't want to be messing with her head and kind of be messing her up any more if...

17:28 Drew Okay, put him on hold, Anderson.

17:30 Adam I'm going to take a cramp.

17:32 Drew Okay.

17:33 Adam Can he hear us? I don't know.

17:35 Drew It's like he can't hear us.

17:37 Adam Well, what about the part where he just repeated, I don't want to be messing with her head and screwing her up any more. But I have to. Then Drew goes on a 20-minute tirade about what is your goddamn question. And then he comes back with, I don't want to be messing with her head. I don't want to screw her up any more. Oh my God. Look, here's the deal. And, Drew, you agree or disagree. If she had one incidence of rape when she was 19...

18:04 Drew It's a date rape effect. It's a date rape effect.

18:06 Adam Yes, she should get some counseling, but there won't be, shouldn't be any real long-term effects. If you open an environment...

18:14 Drew Right.

18:14 Adam Drew, what do you say?

18:16 Drew Well, I know you're going to get a million... I'm just clarifying. It's okay to talk together. It's all right, Adam. Is that the...

18:22 Adam Well, what's that about?

18:23 Drew You're going to get a million letters about rape.

18:25 Adam But I've got...

18:26 Adam Go ahead. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

18:28 Adam What is it, though?

18:31 Adam You idiot.

18:34 Adam No, what we're saying is if this happened once, she's got to get some counseling and work it through. But if this is part of some pattern that started early in life, there may be trouble. We don't know what it is because it's hard to communicate with Brian.

18:48 Drew Right.

18:49 Adam But don't make trouble where there is none. And I'm willing to speak to Jerry again if he's still around.

18:57 Drew There he is. Jerry?

18:58 Adam Hey, how are you doing?

19:00 Hey, good. Sorry, I'm on a cell phone. I'm on work right now. Wednesday made a comment about security guards. You just totally bashed them.

19:07 They're Adam?

19:08 Adam Yeah, they're horrible people.

19:11 Oh, you know, not all of us are like that, you know? Come on.

19:13 Adam No, no, not all of them.

19:16 Well, you said, you know, they're all lazy and all that. That's not it. I started car breaking. My buddy, my partner, he stopped a guy from killing his wife.

19:24 Drew Wow. You see, Adam, they did that without calling the police. You see?

19:29 Adam It happens. It happens.

19:30 Drew Without dialing 911, these guys came to the rescue.

19:34 Well, we patrolled the apartment complex. And, you know, my buddy heard the guy and the woman beating, crap going on. And he just kind of intervened and found out what was going on. She was laying on the floor all bloody.

19:45 Drew Nice.

19:46 Wow! Well, I'm just saying, you know, you just said they're all lazy, they're not worth anything. That's why they're in the security field.

19:54 Adam Well, for the most part, for the most part.

19:58 Well, I don't know.

19:59 I agree.

20:00 There are some bad apples in a bunch.

20:02 Adam Well, they're not really bad apples. They're just lazy apples.

20:06 That's true.

20:06 I've seen a lot of lazy ones, a lot of, you know, those guys that don't belong in it.

20:09 Adam But they're all good. That's my point. All right. Thank you.

20:12 Thank you, Jerry. Thank you.

20:14 Adam All right. Look, I'm not saying that every security guard is lazy, uneducated, worthless, sacrilegious.

20:21 Drew Wait, wait.

20:22 Adam Let's just be clear. I'm saying about 90.

20:24 Drew Okay.

20:25 Adam All right, Drew. Drew, how are we going to do this show when you talk at the same time? Well, Drew, seriously, what do you want to do?

20:33 Drew Time to start listening, God damn it.

20:35 Adam What do you want to do? Go ahead. What are we going to do here? We can't do the show.

20:44 Drew Time to start listening, God damn it. Should we go to break?

20:52 Adam Whatever you want to do, Drew.

20:54 Drew Hey, Adam, let's go to break.

20:56 Adam Hey, everybody. It's Loveline.

20:58 I'm Adam Corolla.

20:59 Adam That is Dr. Drew. I'm in Las Vegas tonight, and Drew is in Washington, DC tonight. Drew is hearing only every third word that I say, so he's having a little difficulty. He's stepping on me, and I'm yelling at him. So that's what you heard in the first break, but it's okay. We're ready to get back on track and help the kiddies. Drew?

21:21 Drew I have an engineer in here trying to fix the problem.

21:24 Adam Fantastic. You want to go to a call?

21:27 Drew Oh, yeah, that. That's a good idea. Here we go. Anna. Yes? Hey.

21:33 Caller How you guys doing?

21:34 Drew Good.

21:35 Caller Good.

21:36 Caller My first question was that in the past two weeks I have been waking up around three and four every single morning and then I have a hard time going back to bed.

21:46 Caller I don't know why and it's like driving me nuts.

21:48 Drew Well, early awakening.

21:50 Caller Excuse me?

21:50 Adam Sorry. Sorry.

21:52 Drew See?

21:53 Adam What time are you going to bed?

21:56 Caller Around 10 or 11, sometimes 9.

22:00 Drew Early awakening is a classic symptom of depression, Anna.

22:03 Caller Yeah, I have that.

22:04 Drew All right. Well, that's what that is. And it's really awful because you sit there and you're like wide awake. Even though you're sleepy and tired, you can't go to sleep. It's like your eyes are bolt open. Yeah. And that's depression. That's what that is.

22:16 Caller How can I deal with that without going to the doctor, getting medication or whatever?

22:21 Drew Well, you can exercise and eat right and try to make sure you do a lot of self-care, do things for yourself you like doing. Pay attention to what your needs are and try to meet them. Don't get too stressed. If things are bothering you, talk to your friends, spend time face to face with people talking about your feelings. See if that makes it better.

22:39 Caller Talking really doesn't do anything. For me, it's like a waste of time.

22:42 Drew Say that again. It doesn't help?

22:44 Caller Yeah, it doesn't really help. It's like a waste of time for me to tell people my problems because it doesn't help me.

22:49 Adam Why are you calling then?

22:51 Caller Because I have another question.

22:53 Caller All right.

22:54 Adam Well, you sure talk a lot for someone who doesn't like talking.

22:59 Caller I love talking, but I don't really like talking about myself and whatnot, so.

23:04 Adam Well, listen, why don't you get yourself some exercise and tire yourself out before you go to bed?

23:08 Caller All righty. All right, my other question.

23:11 Adam Well, hold on, hold on.

23:13 Adam Listen, screwball. Drew said it was a symptom of depression. He suggested that you talk it out, and he gave you a whole bunch of good suggestions of what to do to help remedy this problem, and you just blew him off, so screw you.

23:26 Caller No, I do. I exercise.

23:28 Caller I've been on the tennis team at my school.

23:31 Adam All right. All right. Well, maybe you got to go in and look into getting some medication, if you're...

23:37 Drew Or a therapist. She just doesn't want to tell anyone about this. She doesn't want to talk about it. She doesn't want to address it as a real problem, so... This is Scott of 20.

23:44 Adam Hello?

23:45 Drew Scott.

23:45 Adam Hi. Hey, Scott.

23:47 Caller How you doing? Oh, God, I'm glad I got in.

23:50 Adam Listen, let me just say this to anyone listening, and especially our phone screeners tonight. Because we're having a little bit of difficulty with Drew being over there and me being over here, when you guys pick up the phone, just ask the question, please, because we get all caught up in the hell you're doing and then the delay and how's it going and I'm fine, and it starts every call off with a nice trip and a stumble. Thank you, Scott. Go ahead.

24:16 Caller Sure thing. Okay, I know how to make girls aroused at the drop of a hat. I just put my mind to it ever since I was a freshman in high school. I put everything into it and I can do it finally, but I'm just wondering if it's morally right.

24:34 Drew What are you talking about?

24:36 Caller To like hypnotize, like to be so involved in emotion and to like express my anger and then sort of use that emotion to focus it in other ways onto a girl.

24:50 He's an idiot.

24:51 Adam Oh, I see. That's what he's talking about.

24:54 There's also...

24:56 Adam Oh, wait a minute. Do you use telepathy?

24:58 Caller No.

24:59 Oh, God.

25:00 Caller No. There's also something else.

25:04 Adam Well, what do you do? How do you get women excited?

25:07 Caller I just like... There's certain things like using rhythm and deep voice or just focusing and looking them in the eye and just talking directly with confidence and...

25:24 Drew Yeah, maybe it's just that they like you and they like your confidence. You're not actually hypnotizing them.

25:28 Caller Oh, okay. There's another thing.

25:32 Adam Well, you got them off of that pretty quick. Wow. Don't let this guy talk anymore. I'm this close to beating off.

25:38 Caller Wait. I've had people tell me to call in saying that you guys wanted to talk to me.

25:45 Caller Amen.

25:46 Drew Who told you that?

25:47 Adam Yeah.

25:48 Caller Oh.

25:49 Adam I think what you have is not power over women, but it's called schizophrenia. You hear voices telling you to call in and do things. You believe that you're embodied with these powers that don't really exist. Do you have any mental conditions?

26:05 Caller I get misjudged a lot and I...

26:10 Adam Maybe everyone's right and you're misjudging yourself.

26:14 Drew Is part of that misjudgment people telling you you need to take medication?

26:18 Caller No. People tell me I discuss them and then I'll explain myself and they were like, no, I misjudged you and it just happened so frequently.

26:29 Adam Well, why don't you use your powers to not have them come to that conclusion so often? Hey, Scott, how often do you get laid?

26:47 Drew And by the way, any...

26:48 Caller Girlfriend a year?

26:49 Drew A 20-year-old with that power would use it for evil.

26:56 Yeah. How come...

26:58 Adam How come with this power over women, you don't get laid more?

27:03 Caller I... Because it's a lot of responsibility.

27:06 Adam You, uh, porking someone is a lot of responsibility? No.

27:10 Caller Just... I mean... Like, to just be able to do it over anyone. I mean, girl...

27:15 Adam Okay. Well, Scott, let's talk about you for a second.

27:17 Caller Okay.

27:18 Adam Are you a little bit nuts?

27:20 Caller Uh, no. I've had depression a couple years ago, but I've been treated for it, and I've had... I mean, I've had psychiatrists tell me that I'm... perfectly normal except for a little...

27:33 Drew But they have told you to take medication, though, right?

27:35 Caller Um, I'm on Remeron. That's all, though.

27:37 All right.

27:39 Adam Okay. Well, you stay with the medication, and, uh, don't focus so much on your superhuman powers over women.

27:45 Drew Yeah.

27:46 Caller Right.

27:46 Drew Stay back with the basics.

27:48 Adam You know, like getting a job.

27:50 Drew There you go.

27:52 Adam Scott was a real nut job.

27:54 Drew I'm afraid so. Billy is 29.

27:56 Hey. How you all doing?

27:58 Drew Good. Good.

27:59 Um, Dr. Drew, welcome to DC over here.

28:03 Drew Thank you.

28:04 Um, my question is, I'm addicted to sex. I've been listening for a long time. Me and the computer get along pretty good. My wife don't want to have sex after the kid.

28:16 Drew How long ago did she have the baby?

28:18 Three years.

28:20 Oh, boy.

28:22 Adam That's a while, yeah.

28:27 I have a good history of being messed with and stuff when I was younger. And I heard some stories on the radio and Adam never believed it. But I can prove to him that I'm not joking around about being messed with by a stepsister.

28:45 Drew No, no. I've certainly seen these stories before. And it screws with you.

28:49 Adam I do not believe it.

28:51 Drew Yeah. I think there was a time once when somebody said like the grandmother molested and we couldn't figure out how it happened and he was like three and we didn't understand what he meant. But yeah, it can happen, Bill. There's no doubt about it. It does tend to set people in various trajectories, most commonly hypersexuality. It sounds like you have an internet addiction, porn addiction.

29:09 Well, I mean, even, well, before she had a kid, sex was great. I was never really fully satisfied. I can go a long time and, you know, I've always been like this.

29:23 Drew Yeah, you've always been like this because you were, you were molested when you were a child.

29:27 Yeah. I was seen a therapist, but she doesn't specialize in this. Yeah. She gave me some medication, different kinds, and they weren't, you know.

29:38 Drew Billy, there are guys that specialize specifically in this, in sexual addictions, and even now there are people that have even more specialized specifically in the area of internet addiction, internet porn addiction. People spend a lot of money, a lot of time in this sort of altering themselves and going into this fantasy world where they spend incredible amounts of time. And because there seems to be, usually clinically people get into situations where they're seeking greater and greater thrills, they get themselves into trouble, oftentimes, and if they don't do that, they spend an awful lot of money. I would suggest you check out the website ncsac.org, that's the National Council on Sexual Addiction and Compulsivity, ncsac.org. There you go. Jerry's 29.

30:20 Caller Good evening. Hello. I was calling regarding a friend that I work with, and for the Dr. Drew. This gentleman passed the kidney stone, no lie, once a month. He's actually had months where he's passed two of them. He said he's seen specialists and whatnot, and there's nothing they can do. I don't understand it.

30:45 Drew Jerry, it's like any disease. Do you understand every disease? Some diseases are not treatable, or they're treatable in certain situations and not in others.

30:52 Adam Jerry's saying it's not right.

30:56 Drew Why can't they control it? There's a medicine called hydrochlorothiazide that will decrease the urate excretion, and the calcium oxalate stones tend to form around the uric acid crystals, and that might help him. Some people are just hyper, they excrete a lot of calcium and a lot of oxalate, or one or the other, and no matter what you do, you can't make them better. You just gotta give them lots and lots of fluids.

31:19 Adam I think Jerry, what he needs to do on his friend's behalf is barge into the doctor's office and yell, he's mad as hell, this is not right, he cannot justify this, and it must stop, and it must stop now.

31:34 Drew I love that, where people decide that a medical condition is just not acceptable. Or the fact that it can't be treated or controlled is, hey, we'll just do something, unacceptable.

31:45 Adam I like it too, when the person is relatively young and they start working it in, the guy is 31 years old, what the hell? This is ridiculous. But Drew, what does cause those kidney stones?

31:58 Drew Genetics as much as anything. Then maybe oxalate intake in your diet, which is like coffee and chocolates. Some people are urate excreters and they're just taking uric acid, decreasing the uric acid content in their diet sometimes.

32:14 Adam Let me tell you, speaking about uric excreting, no, but I came to the station tonight, I don't want to talk too loud because there's people around here, but you know when you decide it's time to take a leak?

32:28 Drew Well, you have that bladder lowering that when it's going, man, it's game on.

32:33 Adam It is game on. I am giving birth to urine and there's nothing that's going to stop me. And I decided as I was pulling up in the parking lot tonight, time to whiz. And the radio station here is empty at night. And I know where the bathroom is and I start heading over to the bathroom in a hurry and the door's locked. And there's no other bathroom and it's too late, it's game on. You know, I began the countdown, so I thought, all right, look, I know what you did.

33:03 Drew I know what you did.

33:04 Adam Hold on a second, Drew, you do?

33:07 Drew Did you go over to that snack area and go in the sink?

33:10 Adam How dare you? He had to pee in the sink. I had to.

33:15 Drew It's a public area, it's like a cafeteria.

33:18 Adam Well, here's what I do. So I go, listen, just, you know, maintain and my bladder's going, no, no, no, the countdown's already began. And look, look, you're an adult, you're fine. Just relax and make a cup of coffee and then go back and check the door in like two minutes. The guy's probably taking a leak. Check the door two minutes later, still locked. Check the door like five minutes later, still locked. And at that point, it's like, listen, you're begging to have your sink whizzed in at this point. So I just went right into the kitchen. It's a little tough in the kitchen because, you know, there's no door and, you know, it's right in the middle there. But what are you going to do, you know?

33:54 Drew Oh, my God. Oh, my goodness. There are women running around there at night, too, aren't there?

33:59 Adam I don't know what there are, but there's whizz in the sink.

34:04 Well, what could I do?

34:06 Adam The countdown had begun and the door was locked.

34:08 Drew The pee on the floor, I don't know.

34:10 Adam Well, yeah, is that better in the sink, wise ass? No. All right, what are we going to do? We want to get one more call in or what?

34:16 Drew No, I'm going to break. I'm going to break.

34:18 Adam All right, we'll be right back with more of the show right after this. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline on Adam. That's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Drew?

34:37 Drew Yes, sir. Here we go. It's Vivian, who's 15.

34:41 Caller Hello?

34:42 Adam Hello.

34:43 Caller Hey, what's up?

34:44 Adam Hey, what's happening? What's your question?

34:47 Caller Okay. When I masturbate, like when I finger myself, I feel like I have to pee really, really bad. And then I heard you guys talking, I think it was last night, about something was similar like that, and you just said to relax. And so I did that last night, but then I just peed everywhere. And I didn't know exactly what to expect, and I was wondering if I could stop this somehow.

35:13 Drew Let me understand. Was this the first time you had an orgasm?

35:17 Caller Well, I didn't think, no, I just peed.

35:22 Adam No orgasm, huh?

35:24 Caller No. I thought it was leading up to an orgasm. That's why I just relaxed and said, okay, this is fine. But I peed instead, so.

35:33 Drew Instead of having an orgasm.

35:35 Caller I think I peed on your hand.

35:40 Drew Well, again, if you irritate, you're stimulating that area, you're irritating the urethra, the need to pee, the urge to pee can certainly come upon you. And if you let that go, you'll pee. I mean, usually it's associated with orgasm, that that's when sort of the muscular contraction forces the urine out. I think, have you ever had an orgasm?

35:58 Caller No.

35:59 Drew Are you sure you weren't having one?

36:01 Caller No, but I don't, I mean, I would think it would be more apparent, wouldn't it?

36:05 Drew I don't know, I wasn't there.

36:06 Adam One would hope. Well, meaning if she had one, she'd know it kind of thing. If that's all there is, she's gonna kill her.

36:13 Caller I mean, really, it's like I, you know, there's different areas I can press up against and I can see, I feel like I have to pee, but I've never really gotten to that point where I'm just like, okay, I'm gonna let it go.

36:25 Drew All right, well, I keep experimenting with it. You're gonna have to figure this out for yourself.

36:29 Adam Do you have a boyfriend? No. So, are you a virgin?

36:35 Yes.

36:37 Adam All right. You sure?

36:39 Caller Yes, yeah, I'm sure.

36:40 Adam All right. Yeah, listen, you're fine, and don't worry about it. I mean, I know it's a pain in the ass, but you know what, you'll work it out. You're 15, Lord knows you're spending enough time on yourself.

36:51 Drew Well, she's ahead of the curve here, right? Yeah. She's experimenting freely, and she's, you know, in the face of adversity, still forging ahead.

36:59 Adam Yeah.

37:00 All right.

37:02 Drew Here's Donnie Swing.

37:03 Caller Hey, what's going on?

37:05 Caller Hey. I had a question. Like, I heard Adam bring up the fact that, like, you know, he's going to piss on some guy's sink. Well, like, I had that problem. Like, I can't help it. Wherever I go, like, I feel like I have to pee in the sink. Like, the toilet could be right there next to me. But, I mean, I got to pee in the sink.

37:23 Drew He needs to leave his mark, Adam, like you.

37:26 Adam Listen, I don't need to leave my mark. It's just that when I got to go and some guys locked themselves in the bathroom, what the hell am I supposed to do?

37:33 Drew So, you associate the sink with pee.

37:36 Caller I guess so. I mean, like, I mean, the toilet is right there. And it just like kind of started. I don't know. It was weird. Like, I guess, you know, I had to go in the kitchen or something, you know, and I couldn't get to the bathroom late at night.

37:50 Adam The kitchen is a tough sell because normally the counter height in a kitchen is 36 inches.

37:56 Caller Oh, yeah, yeah, it's tough.

37:57 Caller I mean, but it's doable.

37:59 Adam Yeah, it's a 6'2 and above club, that kitchen sink.

38:03 Caller Oh.

38:03 Adam Now, the bathroom counters are more like 32 or 28 inches. I mean, that's a no-brainer there. You know what I mean?

38:11 Drew You're just in.

38:12 Adam Yeah, sometimes they have those sinks that drop in into the cabinet, though, and they got like four inches of laminate between your nuts and where the sink begins. That's a little bit of a challenge. That's where I really have to step it up. Hey, but, Donnie, let me tell you something about whizzing in the sink. It's kind of a... It's something you do when you don't have other places available. You know what I'm saying?

38:38 Adam Yeah.

38:40 Adam I mean...

38:40 Drew I've never heard of it.

38:41 Adam Not me, but you.

38:44 Caller Well, I mean, like I said, the toilet could be right there, but I just had this drive to go in the sink. Yeah, all right.

38:49 Adam Well, is it your house?

38:52 Caller No, it's like everybody's house.

38:53 Caller I even go at my friend's house.

38:56 Caller Yeah, good times.

38:57 I mean, I don't know.

38:59 Adam Yeah.

38:59 Caller Is there like something wrong?

39:01 Adam Well, try to break yourself. Here's what I would do for a while. You put a rubber band around your penis and each time you pee in the sink, you snap it. That's called aversion therapy.

39:12 Drew Okay.

39:13 Adam All right there, Donnie. Good times.

39:14 Drew Just go ahead and just start peeing in the toilet, all right?

39:18 Adam All right, there you go.

39:19 Drew You'll break your habit.

39:20 Adam But, you know, Drew, you do save quite a bit of water urinating in the sink.

39:25 Drew Okay. I wonder what it is. What's the allure? Is it not having to bend over and mess with the seat?

39:31 Caller Yeah.

39:32 Drew Some hygiene thing?

39:33 Caller Easy, though, I think.

39:34 I mean, it's really easy.

39:35 Caller It's like right there, you know, you just turn on the water.

39:38 Adam Well, I'll tell you what's nice, and Anderson, get rid of Donnie. Thank you. I'll tell you what's nice. Like you whizz in the bathroom sink, right? Well, you can brush your teeth or shave while you're taking a whizz. And Drew, as a man on a schedule, surely you can appreciate that.

39:55 Drew I do try to multitask, and I'll look into that. Maybe I can even get a computer link in there, too. Well, back to the point.

40:02 Adam Yeah, it could be powered off a wheel that is turned by urine.

40:06 Drew Oh, now you're talking.

40:11 Adam Drew, wait a minute. I got another great invention. Seriously. How about a urine turbine?

40:17 Drew Yeah.

40:18 Adam Meaning, you know...

40:19 Drew The world's... Yeah, we could power the world with that.

40:22 Adam Well, look at it this way. This may be better than my heated sofa or the pants with the panty lines sewn in, but you have in your toilet a wheel, and this wheel's hooked up to a little generator, and each time you take a whiz, you probably get 30, 50 revolutions out of that thing. Sure there would be a big rooster tail of urine spraying out of the toilet in your face. We'd have to work that out. But, you know what I'm saying? Drew, the urine comes out with a certain amount of velocity. Or, Adam... Yeah, but...

40:54 Drew How about building up the camo of the seat to a certain height? We actually climb onto it, and when the duke drops, the velocity will turn another turbine.

41:03 Adam Well, that's worth looking into, but the aim would have to be such that... You know what I mean? It would be tricky. Plus, you'd have to clean the turbine wheel every once in a while. It would probably be a mess. But just think about... When you go... Like, I was at the Super Bowl, and there's literally thousands and thousands of men in there just spraying out urine at, you know, 25 psi and putting out 16, 18 ounces a piece. Imagine if all that urine was combined to turn a wheel. We could power this stadium.

41:41 Drew Yeah, I'm fine with it.

41:42 Caller This is wonderful.

41:44 Drew I bet he would like that.

41:46 Adam There's been worse ideas than this.

41:49 Drew Probably. Somewhere.

41:50 Adam Thank you. Thank you. Well, three of them were mine, but...

41:54 Drew No doubt. Here's April. She's 15. April? Hi.

41:58 Adam I'm right, Ms. Stalinger.

41:59 Caller Okay. I have this... Okay, well, I meet guys, like, all the time, and, like, I start talking to them, and then, like, they always, like...

42:10 Caller We always end up having sex, and, like, I can't say no.

42:12 Caller Like, it's just something, like, I can't say no.

42:15 Caller Like, I don't know what it is. Like, and it's, like, same when I, like, when I drink.

42:19 Caller Like, I never say no to alcohol.

42:20 Caller Like, I don't know, like... Like, I think I have...

42:23 Caller Like, I know I have to have a problem, but I don't know, like, what to do.

42:28 Drew Yeah, you really should get some help with this, because if you truly can't contain behaviors that are destructive, you need help containing it. And that's the simplest and clearest way I can state it. You've got to get help with this before something awful happens, or before you arrive in a pattern where you really become regularly destructive to yourself.

42:46 Caller Like, I know, like, I know I shouldn't be doing it, and then I just...

42:49 Drew I understand you have insight, but you're doing it anyway. And maybe you're an addict, maybe you're sexually abused, you know, this is all that kind of behavior. And that boundarylessness, that inability to contain yourself, that being under other people's influence when they, you know, just because they're interested in you, unable to... you're sort of novelty seeking and unable to turn down things like alcohol and drugs. That's a problem, and you know it's a problem, so do something about it.

43:11 Adam How many guys have you been with?

43:13 Caller About, about ten.

43:15 Adam Oh, that's pretty good, at fifteen. Hey, what do you think about my electric conducting urine turbine wheel?

43:25 Caller I think it's pretty interesting.

43:27 Adam Oh, okay. Well, that wasn't, that wasn't bad. I don't think that is bad.

43:33 Drew This is Dave, it's thirty-two.

43:35 Yes, hi there. I just had a question about the last three women I've been with have had orgasms, and that's just by me kissing them, and that's no sex. And my question is, is that normal? Is it pretty common for a girl to have an orgasm just by you kissing them, not even really touching them?

43:51 Adam No, that is very common.

43:54 It is, okay.

43:54 Drew Well, Adam just looks at them.

43:58 Adam Yeah, I just give them a thousand bucks and they have one.

44:01 Drew Well, what is he talking about? That's an interesting question.

44:05 Adam The last three women he has been with have an orgasm just through him kissing them.

44:13 Drew How do you know they are having an orgasm? They tell you?

44:14 Caller Oh, yeah.

44:17 Drew And were you making out for a long period of time and then they have an orgasm? Yeah, quite a while.

44:21 Adam It builds up to it. Jesus, those have a tongue like a gecko.

44:29 Drew Well, presumably there is some sort of stimulation you are putting them through, right?

44:33 Yeah, I imagine so.

44:35 Adam Well, are you manipulating them at all or just kissing?

44:38 No, I mean, it's pretty intense, but it's just kissing, right?

44:44 Drew Yeah, but there is some rubbing going on here, right?

44:46 You know, there doesn't have to be.

44:49 Drew You're gay.

44:51 Adam Drew, please. I didn't say that. Listen, A-hole, will you answer our question?

44:56 What's your question?

44:57 Adam There is no rubbing involved.

44:59 No.

45:00 Adam So just say no. Don't say there doesn't have to be.

45:04 There is no touching. Well, there is light touching on the arms and the back.

45:11 Adam Well, you found yourself three keepers.

45:16 Drew How did you know you spotted one?

45:18 Oh, they've just been girls I've been going out with.

45:20 Drew You know what I'm saying, Adam? He may have a sense about him. He can sense that ability.

45:25 Adam Yeah, because the women I run into can't have an orgasm with a jackhammer. Forget about the kissing part.

45:33 Drew It couldn't have anything to do with the partner they're engaged with.

45:36 Adam No, how dare you? No, of course not.

45:38 Drew Of course not. That wouldn't even have hurt me.

45:42 Adam No, furthest thing from my mind. Alright, so good. I think he just called to brag though, didn't he?

45:48 Drew I don't know.

45:49 Adam Alright, he didn't have a... He wanted to know if it was possible. The answer is, I guess it is.

45:56 Drew Well, we know women have orgasms working out of the gym.

45:59 Adam They may have orgasms in their car when they push the clutch in.

46:03 I don't know.

46:04 Adam Alright, we'll take ourselves a little break. We'll be back with more of the show right after this. Hey, y'all, Loveline, I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. This is Loveline, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. All right, Drew, who do you got lined up next?

46:40 Drew There we go, it's Jessica, she's 22.

46:43 Caller Hi, my question is that I met a guy a couple months ago, actually a month ago, and we're really good friends, and we fit perfectly. He fits every category of a man that I want. He's even met my parents, but he hasn't made a move. And there's some things that he says that makes him think that he might like me, but he hasn't tried anything. Basically what my question is, from a guy's point of view, is there a good chance that he does like me, if he hasn't done anything, and would it be okay if I were to make the first move?

47:12 Drew Or should I just leave it with him? That's always okay.

47:15 Caller Always okay to make the first move?

47:17 Adam Well, how old is he?

47:18 Caller He's 24.

47:20 Adam And you guys have been going out for a few months?

47:22 Caller Well, no, I met him a month ago, and we're just really good friends, but we flirt, and we get along very well. Everything fits perfectly. He's met my parents. We've done family functions. We go to church together, but he hasn't tried anything. And we hold hands, but it's just weird. And I'm scared to make a move and then have him reject me, but I really like this guy.

47:46 Caller He's perfect.

47:48 Drew It's suspicious.

47:50 Adam Well, wait a minute now. Sometimes guys who are the church-going variety, who are possibly teetotallers, they get involved and that little window opens and closes and before they know it, they're hanging out with the person and then becomes weird to make a move.

48:07 Drew Yeah, it's weird.

48:08 Adam Do you think he likes you that way?

48:11 Caller I think so, yes. There's like things that he says and things that he does that makes me believe that he could like me and I want to make a move. I just don't know if it will be correct to make a move.

48:23 Drew I can't see that it's ever wrong. Can you Adam?

48:26 Adam No, I mean he doesn't have a girlfriend, right?

48:28 Caller Right.

48:29 Adam Do you know a lot about him?

48:31 Caller Oh yes, I know a lot about him.

48:33 Caller We're really good friends.

48:34 Drew Has he had girlfriends in the past?

48:36 Caller Yes, he has.

48:38 Adam How did you meet him?

48:39 Caller We met at a club and we just started talking and then like from there on we talk every day. On the weekends we're together. He goes to my family's house. We go to church on Sunday. So it's like we're together all the time.

48:54 Drew Have you had the talk? Have you had the talk about being monogamous, exclusive, that kind of thing?

48:59 Caller No, that's not what I'm scared to bring up. I didn't know if it would be correct for me to do.

49:03 Drew I see. Adam, my concern is that she has this sense that she's going to be rejected, that this guy is not going to respond to her overtures and that's suspicious. That's kind of weird.

49:11 Adam Well, but Drew, what talk can they have? They're not really officially dating.

49:15 Drew Yeah, but they're together all the time.

49:17 Adam I know, but they're friends.

49:19 Caller Would it be okay for me just to one day just kiss them?

49:23 Drew Yes, it's fine. But Adam, you know how it always goes with guys, girls, or friends. Somebody's more into it than somebody else. That's why they're friends and not just going for it. Yeah.

49:32 Adam Jessica is.

49:33 Drew Right.

49:34 Adam Okay.

49:35 Adam But wait a second.

49:36 Drew It doesn't mean it can't be brought around.

49:37 Adam Does this guy drink?

49:40 Caller No. Well, no, not no.

49:41 Drew I mean, we have to still go to clubs.

49:43 Caller Yeah.

49:43 Caller Well, no, we go to clubs together. See, that's the whole thing. We do everything together.

49:47 Caller When we're at the club, he holds me like I'm his girlfriend and people look at us like we're boyfriend and girlfriend. But then we, you know, it's weird.

49:55 Caller I know it doesn't sound too smart.

49:57 Adam People look at you like you're boyfriend and girlfriend.

49:59 Caller I know.

49:59 Caller That isn't so intelligent, but.

50:01 Adam It's official. Well, wait a minute. What kind of clubs do you go to?

50:06 Caller We go to like salsa clubs. We go to raves together.

50:10 Adam You know, you know the thing that I find ironic about salsa clubs? No goddamn salsa in the place.

50:16 Drew Never.

50:17 Adam I went in there expecting to get myself some chips and salsa and it's just a bunch of Mexicans dancing.

50:22 Drew It's horrible.

50:23 Caller We have a lot of Corona, so it's okay.

50:26 Adam The Corona, that's the worst Mexican beer. You guys do, the Mexicans do a lot of great beers. I mean, beer booze is one of the things these guys do the best, but the Corona, not a good one in my book. But anyway, here's what you need to do. Don't get the guy plastered, but why don't you loosen him up? Why don't you guys do a tequila shot together and then have a Corona and then, you know, plant one on it.

50:51 Caller Okay. Okay.

50:52 Adam Yeah. All right.

50:55 Adam You'll be fine. He wouldn't be there if he wasn't interested.

50:59 Caller Okay. Well, thank you. I appreciate it.

51:02 Adam All right. Good times.

51:03 Thank you.

51:04 Adam Drew, I know you're worried.

51:06 Drew Yeah.

51:07 Adam You're worried about Drew.

51:08 Drew Well, where's that drop that would express my concern? Suspicious.

51:13 No.

51:14 Adam Drew, I don't know what you're talking about.

51:16 Caller You think he's gay?

51:18 Drew I don't know.

51:18 Caller He's gay?

51:19 Adam Well, I mean, he is going to salsa clubs.

51:22 Caller Well, it's more like it's a bunch of rooms together. Like you have hip hop, you have house, and then you have like the salsa. And it's just, I guess, one club.

51:33 Adam Well, how about you guys go on a date? I mean, how about you go to the beach and have a little, you know, nighttime picnic thing, you know, with a bottle of wine and some cheese? You know, what about something like that?

51:45 Caller And that wouldn't be wrong for me to ask him?

51:47 Drew No, Jessica, please. It's 9, it's 2000, whatever it is.

51:53 Adam I mean, yeah, you just, you tell him, look, instead of, you know, Saturday night, instead of like, are you going out this Saturday?

52:00 Caller Yes, I am.

52:01 Adam Now, where are you guys going to go? The salsa club?

52:04 Caller No, we're going to go to a rave.

52:06 Adam Are you going to go to a rave?

52:08 Adam Are you guys going to get all jacked up on X or what are you going to do?

52:11 Caller No, we don't do that.

52:13 Adam Well, let me tell you, let me tell you what the problem is over here. You guys are going to places that are too heavily populated. There's too many people, there's too much music and there's too much distraction. You guys need to be alone.

52:27 Caller Okay.

52:28 Adam You need to tell this guy, look, instead of going to the rave with the flashing lights and the pounding music and all the nut jobs and Dr. Bruce performing CPR and a bunch of kids that have passed out, you two, go out to a nice...

52:40 I had anal sex and I passed out a couple of times.

52:42 Adam Bruce, please, please, why don't you guys just go to a nice, go by the ocean somewhere, where are you? You're calling from Los Angeles?

52:48 Caller Sacramento.

52:50 Adam Sacramento? They got an ocean over there?

52:52 Drew No. They got like a cement river.

52:55 Adam Find a nice cement river. Go out to a nice restaurant and order a bottle of wine and get this guy lubed up a little and then plant one on him. No problems.

53:06 Caller Okay, thank you.

53:09 Drew Here is Carrie, who is 25.

53:12 Caller Carrie?

53:14 Hi.

53:15 Caller My question is, I was just curious. I took the morning after pill recently.

53:20 Drew Before you go on, did you get it by just going to the pharmacy and getting it or you're in California?

53:24 Caller I went to Planned Parenthood.

53:25 Drew You went to Planned Parenthood. Yeah, because you can get it just from the pharmacy. It's not yet quite all the pharmacies aren't engaged in that plan yet, but they will be. You just go to the pharmacy, no prescription, get that damn pill.

53:34 Caller Okay.

53:35 Caller I wasn't aware of that. But when I went in, I had just finished my period like previously, like two days before that. And then I took the pill.

53:43 Caller It was called Plan B.

53:44 Caller And now I'm having a period again. And I'm just curious if I should be worried about that.

53:48 Drew No, it's not. You're not having a period. You have just some unstable endometrium from the pill. It's nothing. It's very common.

53:54 Caller Okay.

53:54 Drew You can screw up your cycling a little bit for a while. But you probably hadn't really fully finished your period yet. You took this dose of hormone, more bleeding, and it will stop in a couple of days.

54:03 Caller Okay.

54:04 Drew All right. All right.

54:05 Adam Good times, baby.

54:06 Drew You too. Way to go. Thanks for taking my pill. Get another prescription for it and put it in your medicine cabinet. You know what I'm saying? Just in case.

54:13 Caller Yeah. All right. Thank you so much.

54:15 Drew Bye-bye.

54:15 Adam I thought you didn't need a prescription for it.

54:17 Drew Oh, you're right. Did I say get a prescription? I did. Go to the pharmacy and pick one up. Kelly, 31.

54:23 Caller Hi. I just wanted to say thank you. First of all, about four years ago, I called in and had a concern with herpes that I had been diagnosed. I was with this guy. We were talking marriage. Well, four years later, we were married. But now I'm pregnant and I'm doing about a month. I wanted to know what the side effects might be for the baby as far as physically having them and then also breastfeeding.

54:46 Drew Zero for breastfeeding unless you have the herpetic eruption on your breast or on your nipples.

54:50 Caller No.

54:51 Drew In terms of delivering the child, you have vaginal herpes, right? Yes. They will do a lot of testing and observation to see if you are having an active outbreak at the time of delivery. But they are going ahead and delivering children with no problem right now if there is no active disease.

55:06 Caller Okay. And there is no cure for that. I mean I have only had a couple of breakouts.

55:10 Drew Yes. You will get less as time goes along.

55:14 Caller Okay. And also one other comment. Earlier this evening you had a gentleman call in and say his friend had kidney stones or something. I just wanted to say through my whole life I have had kidney stones, reoccurring stones. Since I have been pregnant I have passed about seven of them, a lot more. They did put me on hydrochlorothoracide. It does work. They just have to have like your potassium tested and everything to make sure that your body is not being drained of any important nutrients and they just recommend drinking a lot of water.

55:43 Drew That's about all you can do. That's about all you can do. Drink a bunch of fluid.

55:46 Caller And then they just have, I have had the procedure lithotripsy and where they physically go and do stone manipulation.

55:53 Drew Well that's not lithotripsy. That's stone retrieval. Lithotripsy is where they crush it with the sound waves.

56:00 Caller Right. I've had both done.

56:01 Drew So, okay.

56:02 Adam Oh, good times.

56:03 Caller So, we have an identical twin. We both have it.

56:05 Drew Nice. Good genes. Watch your oxalate and taste. Are they calcium oxalate stones? Are they something?

56:10 Caller Calcium oxalate, when we get them analyzed and strained to have them analyzed, they've never come up mineral or anything like that.

56:19 Adam All right, so what? No chocolate, no caffeine?

56:21 Drew No screw bite.

56:22 Caller No, they, when we were younger, they thought that it was just because we had too much calcium in our diet. But I mean, that was never proven whether we drank milk or not. When we were put on the hydrochlorothoracide, we formed less stones. And then like I said, every few months, they would just test for potassium levels and other levels to make sure that our body wasn't being depleted.

56:43 Drew Yeah, but that's just a water pill. That's why they're testing it, to make sure the thiazide is not affecting you badly.

56:47 Adam All right, Drew, I'm going to pass this down here in a minute myself.

56:51 Drew This is, do you want to hear it? When Kelly goes on like that, I hear it. The sky is blue, the sky is blue, the sky is blue, the sky is blue.

56:58 Adam Anderson, start tossing these jokers on hold.

57:01 Drew Yes, we'll tell you to take them on hold after like the first two seconds. Perfect.

57:05 Adam Yeah, and after they say hi, just put them on hold. Then I'll go ahead and guess what their question was.

57:12 Caller Hello?

57:13 Adam What's up?

57:14 Drew Oh, she's on hold.

57:16 Adam Good work, Anderson.

57:19 Caller I have a question about orgasm. It's like my boyfriend can not make me orgasm for anything. Hello?

57:27 Drew At 15, that would be common. In fact, the fact that you're on the quest for it at 15 is a little disturbing. She's on hold, Adam.

57:36 Adam Oh, okay.

57:36 Drew There she is back.

57:37 Adam Huh?

57:38 Adam No, yes, Anderson, use your own poor judgment as to when to put them on hold, but let us talk to them for a second. Is her name Holly, by the way?

57:46 Adam Yeah.

57:46 Drew That's what it says.

57:48 Adam Okay. And 15 years old?

57:50 Caller No, I'm 17. I told him 17.

57:54 Adam Oh, well, are you 17?

57:55 Yes.

57:56 Adam Okay. Sorry, I thought Drew said 15.

57:59 Caller No.

57:59 Adam So he does, he gives you oral sex?

58:03 Caller Yeah, and I don't know.

58:04 Caller It's like, it's the only time that I've like really ever orgasmed with a vibrator.

58:10 Adam All right. You're ahead of the curve.

58:12 Drew Well, 15, she's a way ahead.

58:14 Adam Drew, 17.

58:15 Caller 17.

58:16 Drew 17, I beg your pardon. I'm looking at 15 on the screen here.

58:19 Adam Yeah, stop looking at it, you're screwing me up.

58:21 Drew Still at 17, she's ahead of the curve. Most 17 year olds have not orgasmed at all, let alone dreamed of having one with a mate. Yeah.

58:29 Adam So you're okay, Holly. And I don't know, I don't know if you should blame your boyfriend or not, I don't know what his technique is, but perhaps you could involve the vibrator, maybe that would help.

58:40 Caller Yeah, but then the thing is though, it's like I fake it. So he already thinks that I already am.

58:47 Adam Oh, you fake it.

58:48 Caller Yeah.

58:49 Adam Well, you know, it's funny, everyone we talk to who fakes it is angry at their boyfriend, and I always feel so bad for the boyfriend because they don't know you're faking it.

58:59 Caller I'm not angry with him, it's just like, it's like when like we're messing around or something, like he'll get irritated. It's like, I don't think that he understands that just because I don't have an orgasm, it doesn't mean that it doesn't feel good. I mean, it feels good.

59:16 Drew That's that strange thing about women, Adam. You know what I'm saying?

59:19 Adam No, no, no.

59:20 Drew It's like, no, no orgasm. That's fine.

59:23 Adam It was good.

59:23 Drew It was good.

59:24 Caller I'm like, you're kidding me?

59:27 Adam I can't believe that.

59:29 Adam Sex with no orgasm is like, it's like chewing without swallowing. Can you imagine going out to a nice dinner and just chewing it up and spitting it all in a bucket? That would be the point. Yeah, it would be worse. Like, because I could get some satisfaction of chewing up a nice steak and then just spitting it out.

59:47 Drew Right. Oh, my goodness.

59:50 Adam All right, we didn't help her at all, but she didn't really need any, did she?

59:53 Drew She didn't need any. That's correct. This is Sean, who is 17.

59:56 Caller Hey, I'm like a drug addict, and a couple of days ago, my friends gave me a drug. I'm not 100 percent Sean. It's like Atacom or something, and I did LSD the same day, and I don't like stop twitching, and I don't know what's the...

1:00:16 Drew What do you mean, twitching?

1:00:17 Caller Like, I just... I have like flashbacks that aren't normal, like I'll like twitch, and then I'll see like something moving, and it goes away, and I don't know.

1:00:30 Drew Well, that's what happens with hallucinogens. Typically, you get persistent visual disturbances. You get panic attacks, depression. You feel kind of locked in. That's what happens with those drugs. So you're having what's usually the side effect from it. If you want some help with that, you could talk to a psychiatrist who has experience with drug abuse. And there are things that can help settle these symptoms down.

1:00:51 Adam What was the medication? What was he taking?

1:00:54 Drew I don't know what it is. He gave a name.

1:00:56 Adam He gave a name.

1:00:58 Drew He made it up, basically. What's the name?

1:01:02 Caller I guess it's a drug or something. I don't know. They told me something like it's rare.

1:01:10 Drew He's just doing a bunch of hallucinogens at this point. And all hallucinogens share the ability of damaging the brain. And he's in there. He's done a job.

1:01:19 Adam Well, Chad, it's time to get some help, buddy.

1:01:22 Drew David is 17.

1:01:24 Caller Hi. Yeah. I'm a homosexual, but recently I met a girl, like, two months ago, and I've been kind of having feelings for her, like, like sexually.

1:01:46 Adam How do you know you're gay?

1:01:47 Caller Well, I, I just know. I mean, I've been attracted to men.

1:01:54 Drew Have you had sex with men?

1:01:56 Caller Um, not like, you know, like the whole thought of, like, I guess, I don't know, like, taking it in or whatever it's called is kind of, like, scary.

1:02:10 Drew Hey, David.

1:02:10 Caller Yeah.

1:02:11 Drew Have you had sex with men?

1:02:13 Adam Well, oral.

1:02:14 Drew Okay. That's sex. You're gay. That's what most homosexual males engage in.

1:02:19 Adam Then it has turned into that.

1:02:21 Drew Well, it's always been that, Adam. It's always been that. Yes.

1:02:24 Adam Why, why do we, why do we make all the, uh, boff and the ass jokes then if that's the way it's always been?

1:02:29 Drew Because heterosexuals look at that as they have trouble dealing with that, and then it's sort of funny and weird and they don't know how to handle it.

1:02:36 Adam The cornhole part or the oral sex part?

1:02:39 Drew The cornhole part. The oral sex part, most people are sort of, oh, okay, whatever.

1:02:44 Adam This is a revelation to me. It's only the last few years that I've learned that most gay sex is oral sex. Yeah. But, you know, if I was gay, that's the route I would go, Drew. Oral?

1:02:57 Drew As you just go for that. Yeah, it could be why you're into it so much. You know what I'm saying?

1:03:02 Adam The gay sex? Oh, the oral. I see. Right, right, right.

1:03:06 Drew Right, right, right, right.

1:03:07 Adam Right, right, right. So, David, maybe you're bi. How about that?

1:03:12 Caller Well, that's kind of what I'm wondering. Because I'm like, I mean, I don't know.

1:03:18 Adam Well, let's figure this out. Why do you, did anything turn you gay?

1:03:24 Caller Not specifically. Not that I know of.

1:03:27 Drew Do you have any trauma around your sexuality that might have made you confused about your sexuality, is what Adam's asking?

1:03:33 Caller No, not really, no.

1:03:35 Adam Okay, so you're just gay, born gay.

1:03:39 Caller I think so.

1:03:41 Adam That's a song. Drew, do you know that song? Born gay.

1:03:44 Adam Born gay. The life is too late. The life is too late, gay.

1:03:49 Adam Remember that song, Drew?

1:03:50 Drew Yeah.

1:03:52 Adam All right, so David, well, what about exploring a relationship with this person?

1:03:57 Caller Well, I'm just kind of afraid that, like, because she thinks I'm gay. I mean, she kind of has the, I guess, the whole trusting relationship.

1:04:06 How gay are you?

1:04:08 Drew She likes, yeah, she's like, I'm sure, and you guys should deliver on that.

1:04:13 Adam Catch her with a guard down. Why don't you ask her out on a date? Tell her you're bi.

1:04:19 Drew I just don't know what's up with you though, David. There's usually, usually when people get confused about their sexual identity, it's because of something, some trauma.

1:04:27 Caller Well, she's like, I don't know, because it's like, I mean, I've only known her for like a short period of time, but she seems like a really, really cool person. And I guess, you know, and I mean, I mean, it's obvious that she's beautiful, so.

1:04:45 Adam Well, all right, all right.

1:04:46 Drew David, again, I will repeat myself. It's rare at your age to have such confusion about your sexual identity without some trauma in childhood.

1:04:55 Adam Well, Drew, let me float a theory here. You know how women are more apt or more open?

1:05:04 Drew More fluid.

1:05:05 Adam They're more fluid that way. They can go with their own sex because they appreciate the form and they see women as beautiful objects. And if you take women, if you take your average woman and say, are you a lesbian? They'll say no. But you'll say, one of these girls, pick out some celebrity from TV. You think she's beautiful? Yeah. Would you ever think about making out with her? Sure. Most women would do that. I mean, they're able to do that, right?

1:05:34 Drew Yes, but they don't struggle with their sexual identity.

1:05:39 Adam You're missing my theory here. You know my other theory about how gay dudes are sort of like chicks?

1:05:46 Drew No.

1:05:47 Adam You know what I'm saying?

1:05:48 Drew Oh, I see.

1:05:49 Adam Maybe they're more fluid. Maybe they're able to say, you know what, I'm gay, but this is a beautiful woman who has a beautiful personality, and I'm attracted to her now, whereas men, heterosexual men, are much more concrete, and women just have the ability, they just have more range than we do sexually. Maybe gay men who are women essentially have more range too.

1:06:16 Drew I like your theory. I like the theory. However, wouldn't you think we'd hear about this more if this kind of thing were happening?

1:06:23 Adam Look at, you know, an hour ago the world did not know about the urine wheel, the hydroelectric urine wheel. There's so many things. And the Duke Drop.

1:06:37 We'll be right back.

1:06:39 Adam And the Duke Drop. What I'm saying is, Drew, is I come up with these theories. Of course the world has not heard them before.

1:06:45 Drew Genius theories.

1:06:46 Adam They're not any of your crappy textbooks written by those pinheads. Those people are thinking the thoughts that the man tells them to think. But this is Ace, baby. Ace is free. Ace is a butterfly, man. And he's introducing thoughts that people have never thought before. You understand, man?

1:07:03 Drew Oh, dude, I do.

1:07:05 Adam Alright, so you give that thought about my fluidity and about my hydroelectric urine wheel.

1:07:10 Caller Just what is it that you want to do?

1:07:13 Drew We want to be free.

1:07:13 Adam There you go. We want to be free to do what we want to do.

1:07:17 Drew We want to get loaded.

1:07:19 Adam We want to have a good time.

1:07:20 That's what we're going to do.

1:07:23 Adam Come on, Daddy-O.

1:07:25 Caller We're going to have a party.

1:07:26 Drew You're in Vegas, man.

1:07:28 Adam Yeah, that was me in Vegas until this show interrupted my party. But don't worry. Don't worry, kiddies. In a short 38 minutes, I'll be right back on top of the world. Alright, we're going to take a little break, and we'll be right back after this. Yeah, here's my song, Drew.

1:07:53 Drew I'm envisioning you now walking into that hard rock. There it is.

1:07:57 Adam Well, it won't be the hard rock I'm walking into after the show. It's going to be a little place called Club Paradise. Oh, yeah.

1:08:06 Drew How do you pick your strip clubs? Oh, yeah, that'll be Adam. How do you pick your strip clubs?

1:08:13 Adam Well, I use a divining rod.

1:08:17 Drew Your penis?

1:08:18 Adam Yes. Yes, my forked penis. No, as I'd mentioned, we were doing the Howard Stern show a little bit earlier from the hard rock, and the folks over there decided that was the place to go, so everyone's going over there, and I'm just going to meet up with them.

1:08:36 Drew I see.

1:08:37 Adam A little networking, Drew. Nothing wrong with that.

1:08:39 Drew Whatever you say, sir. Simon is 20.

1:08:42 Adam Hello?

1:08:43 Adam Hey, Simon.

1:08:45 Yeah.

1:08:46 Drew What's up?

1:08:47 Adam Hello?

1:08:48 Drew Yeah, we're here.

1:08:50 Okay, hey, man, I'm calling from Alaska, man. I wanted to talk to you guys about your comments on the security guards and the construction workers.

1:08:56 Drew All right. I'm not sure it was you guys. I believe it was Adam. Not to get behind my buddy.

1:09:01 Okay, well, Adam, anyway, you know, basically all I got to say is, you know, for you to bust somebody like that, security guards being lazy or construction not being, you know, too good to begin with, you know, when we talk about lazy, you guys sit down and you talk into a microphone. I mean, come on, at least construction will work in for our living, we're doing something, you know, not to diss your field or nothing, but you know.

1:09:24 Drew Sure, no, go ahead and diss it, it's all right.

1:09:27 But, you know, honestly, man, just, you know, security guard, at least they're doing something, you know, they're not just sitting there for them to be lazy, you know.

1:09:36 Adam All right. Now, put them on hold and I will answer his rebutt, his editorial. Here's how I define laziness. It's not how many calories you're burning. It's how much of your job that you're doing at any given time. Security guards oftentimes don't do the job that they're supposed to do, which is secure. Do you know what I'm saying, Drew? Yeah, I got you. I have had many a security guard that was assigned to me while we go out and do some man on the street thing, and I can't find these guys when I'm being mobbed with idiots that are screwing up the shots that we're trying to do. It's not about... Look, I don't call CPAs lazy, and all they do is sit all day and work on a calculator. It's not about how many calories you're burning, you moron. It's about whether you're doing your job or not.

1:10:22 Drew Stephen Hawking is lazy. He's stuck in that chair.

1:10:25 Adam Right.

1:10:26 Adam Well, he does burn some calories talking into that simulated voice activator he has. But the other thing is, I never called construction workers lazy. Those guys work their ass off. They're hard working. I mean, they go out drinking and whoring until four in the morning, and then they're at the job at seven.

1:10:44 Adam Where's Mike Burbin?

1:10:45 Adam Yes. They're mostly horrible people. That's something I've said, and that's only based on experience.

1:10:53 Caller Thank you.

1:10:55 Drew It's not necessarily the opinion of the station or myself.

1:10:58 Adam No, but, Drew, you've not worked instruction. I have.

1:11:01 Drew That's why I don't take issue with what you say. That's from your experience.

1:11:05 Adam And how many of these troublemakers have we spoken to over the years?

1:11:08 Drew Many. And you've never been wrong on that one.

1:11:11 Adam No. Thank you.

1:11:12 Drew You're good.

1:11:14 Adam Jason.

1:11:15 Caller Hi. What's going on?

1:11:16 Adam Hey. What's happening?

1:11:18 Caller Adam, welcome back. I hope you're sufficiently detoxed and ready to do it again, man.

1:11:23 Drew Well, he's not detoxed.

1:11:24 Yeah, I guess you would if you were in Vegas.

1:11:25 Adam Unfortunately, I'm drunk and I'm in Vegas, so...

1:11:29 Caller Beautiful, baby.

1:11:30 Adam Save that for Sunday. Boy, am I drunk. What's up?

1:11:35 Caller I wanted to run something by Drew having to do with addiction. Basically, I have some addictive tendencies and I don't come from a genetic history of addiction.

1:11:48 Drew What's your ethnicity?

1:11:50 Caller I'm Caucasian.

1:11:52 Drew Where are your ancestors from?

1:11:54 Caller Well, it's all European. They're hard to track down, but like Danish and German and stuff like that.

1:12:00 Drew Okay, so sort of Central European?

1:12:02 Caller Yeah. And I didn't grow up with a really funky, traumatic childhood, so what modes tend to make people addicts who don't come from those kind of standard environments?

1:12:13 Drew Well, describe to me what you've got going. What's happening?

1:12:16 Caller Well, I drink a lot, and I have. I started drinking really young, and it's just kind of always been that way. I've always been a partier. And just taking on other things as well, it's just kind of my approach to different things. I just kind of go after things really, really heavy.

1:12:37 Drew You tend to go for extremes.

1:12:40 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:12:41 Drew And you go for thrill, too? You like driving fast and jumping off bridges and stuff?

1:12:45 Caller I'm not like the classic T type of personality. Speed, yeah, but I don't bungee jump or stuff, but I like speed. And I'm kind of like Adam in terms of my racing and like to go see that stuff. And then I do ride a motorcycle and stuff like that. But not the classic T type of personality.

1:13:03 Drew And you know both sets of grandparents?

1:13:05 Caller Yeah, yeah.

1:13:07 Drew And is there any reason they don't drink? Is there? Are they Mormon or are they just Lurk? They're Mormon?

1:13:11 Caller Yes.

1:13:12 Drew Mormon have a profound, profound tendency for alcoholism. Really?

1:13:16 Caller Yeah, it will skip to the Rebellion thing, maybe?

1:13:18 Drew No, no. It is, it is, the, the, the, the tenets of the church actually contain the gene very nicely. And so you'll see it skip three and four generations sometimes. But man, when it comes on, it comes on fiercely. I treat Mormons all the time in my unit. And it's usually kids that leave the church environment. They leave Utah. They leave their community. And pow, it explodes. So there you go.

1:13:40 Adam So you do have it. So what should he do?

1:13:43 Drew He's an alcoholic. When he's ready to deal with it, he can. But he's claiming that it didn't happen. He's just got the gene. And the fact that he didn't have what he called a funky childhood, a good childhood, is why it's not exploding at this point. But the biology will eventually kick in. And that will be that.

1:13:57 Adam Do you think Brigham Young was a boozer?

1:14:01 Drew Well, actually the group of Mormons that settled, the original group, there was a tremendous incidence of alcohol abuse in that group. And the women, apparently, if the history, as I understand it, is accurate, the women got together and said, okay, we're going to let you guys establish this church. But the first thing you guys got to do is no more boozing. Stop. And that became one of the principles. And indeed it helped them contain the disease, the gene.

1:14:22 Caller Where's my bourbon?

1:14:23 Adam That's when the Corolla's pulled out. That's when we got into Santeria.

1:14:30 Drew You guys are just cruising by in a wagon. It's all, none of that.

1:14:33 Adam Yeah, honey, don't stop. Keep going till we get to the Santeria land. Hey, they're killing the chicken over there. They're drinking up pretty good. Let's go over there.

1:14:42 Drew And they're snapping.

1:14:43 Adam Yeah.

1:14:44 Drew Michael 16.

1:14:46 Yeah, basically, my girlfriend, we just got together about a week ago. And she, her ex-boyfriend, he like told me pretty much that he had raped her. And basically, she still hangs out with him and stuff like that. And I guess I get really jealous and stuff like that because she's got like a lot of money and I'm just 16, you know. And he's like 19. And basically, I don't know why she's still hanging out with him. I don't understand that at all.

1:15:15 Adam How old is she?

1:15:16 She's 16.

1:15:17 Drew How old is she again? I didn't hear that. How, have you told her that you don't like this?

1:15:23 Oh yeah, I got an argument over the phone tonight with her. I told her I didn't trust her at all pretty much with him. And I just didn't understand why she's still hanging out with him at all.

1:15:32 Drew Well just the fact that she has a blatant disregard for your feelings as it pertains to maintaining this relationship, or at least the way she hangs out with him, is completely unacceptable as far as I'm concerned.

1:15:41 Yeah.

1:15:42 Adam Why did she break up with the guy?

1:15:45 I don't know, basically she didn't really tell me anything about that. But I know for a fact she told me she's not going to tell him that we're together now. And I don't understand that. I think she saw it's going for him but she said she doesn't.

1:15:58 Drew Of course she does.

1:15:59 Adam Well you know she's got the chaos gene too.

1:16:02 Drew Yeah, oh yeah.

1:16:03 Adam She likes trouble.

1:16:04 Yeah.

1:16:05 Drew She likes a little trouble.

1:16:06 Adam Little drama in her relationships.

1:16:08 Yeah, that's what I'm guessing but I don't know. I really want her back because I think pretty much we broke up tonight but I don't really know what to do to get her back. Should I get her back? I don't know.

1:16:18 Adam Well, if she's as chaotic as I think she is, the only way to get her back is to pretend like you don't give a rat's ass and have her come back to you.

1:16:29 Drew Take out heroin.

1:16:30 Adam Yeah, how about heroin? Can you do that? Paint your nails black? Start getting into the goth scene a little bit?

1:16:37 No, that's cool.

1:16:38 Adam Well, listen, does she have a troubled background?

1:16:43 I've met her parents. They seem pretty cool. I know she has a step dad. I've never met a real dad before. I'm probably guessing that's probably it.

1:16:51 Drew I would agree.

1:16:52 Adam All right. Well, listen, you deserve better.

1:16:55 Yeah, you don't necessarily.

1:16:57 Adam Not better looking, but just better.

1:16:59 Caller Yeah, that's true.

1:17:00 Drew Yeah, that's what I get the feeling from Michael. That's what this is about. This is, you got those glasses on and just, oh, whatever. He'll tolerate it.

1:17:08 I don't know how to compete with the guy because he's like 19. Supposedly, he's a drug dealer, too.

1:17:13 Drew Good times, Michael. Way to go. What's it worth to you?

1:17:16 Well, I can give her. I just feel like I didn't give her so much money. She doesn't deserve it.

1:17:19 Drew Stop. Stop it. Stop. Oh, my God.

1:17:23 Adam She doesn't want it anymore. That's the thing.

1:17:26 Drew Yeah. And if you give it to her, she'll sabotage it.

1:17:29 Adam And Michael, yeah, get rid of her and put him on hold, too, please, and let me talk to him without him talking back. That's how I'd like the world to be. He's not really into her anyway.

1:17:40 Drew He just likes how she looks.

1:17:41 Adam She's good-looking, and she tolerated him for a couple of weeks, and now he's smitten. But, you know, I mean, Drew, you know, you've been there, right? You're 16. You're fighting hard for something. You really got no business fighting for.

1:17:56 Drew Right. That's right. He doesn't know that, though. Here's Gilbert, 19.

1:18:00 Caller Hey, how y'all doing? Good. I had a question for Drew. I've gone down a lot of girls, like, as far as eating them out.

1:18:10 Drew And my current girlfriend, Gilbert doesn't sound like a guy that'll be going down far much, does he? You know what I'm saying, Adam?

1:18:17 Adam Yeah, I believe.

1:18:18 Caller Why? Why?

1:18:19 Adam Does he sound black? Gilbert's Mexican. He's not black.

1:18:22 Caller No, I'm mixed. I'm mixed. Black and Mexican. My father's black and my mother's Mexican.

1:18:26 Adam That's funny because Drew was thinking black and I was thinking Mexican.

1:18:30 Drew Isn't that right?

1:18:31 Adam And we met right in the middle.

1:18:33 Drew I think his African-American gene would trump his tendency here, don't you think?

1:18:38 Adam Mexicans love going down on women and the blacks hate it, so it's really an inner struggle that Gilbert has with his genes.

1:18:46 Caller It's kind of a fetish for me. It's like something I prefer doing.

1:18:51 Drew A new kind of male. I told you how to mix it and genetic mixing is good.

1:18:56 Adam No kidding. All right, so anyway, you like going down on women.

1:19:03 Caller And the thing is, my current girlfriend, when I go down on her, I notice her, like, I don't know, like her juices have a tendency to taste almost like real sweet, almost like, at first I thought she was rubbing like flavor jelly on her, on herself. And it turns out that she wasn't. And you know, like, tastes almost like she has strawberry juice coming out of something. I don't know, I was wondering, is that normal?

1:19:28 Adam That's love, Gilbert.

1:19:30 Drew I mean, yeah, it's either his perception, blinded by love, or he should be giving blessing to God Almighty.

1:19:38 Adam Yeah, listen, that's fine. And you know, that's part of the deal, too, when you're really into that sort of thing. It tastes good. I mean, the juice, the juice thing, the liver tastes good.

1:19:50 Drew I like how you dismissed the possibility that she actually has a sweet taste.

1:19:55 Caller Well, it is weird, because that's the first girl I've ever had that actually, I mean, I've come across girls that just, like, naturally, even though I like going down, I just refuse to go down, because, you know, I get a right thing, and, you know, something will smell, I'm like, whoo-hoo, you know, bye-bye, you know, I'm not going on it.

1:20:10 Drew They must love that.

1:20:12 Adam Women love that, when you go, whoo-hoo, bye. Do you ever do that, whoo-hoo?

1:20:19 Drew Oh, doesn't everybody?

1:20:21 Adam Bye-bye.

1:20:22 Drew I usually go, whoo-wee.

1:20:25 Adam Lordy, lordy, lordy, whoo.

1:20:29 Caller Like, no, it's just not edible.

1:20:31 Adam Yeah, all right, well, Gilbert, you're fine. She's got that. It's a blessing. It's kismet. It's no, what do they call it? It's not a, it's a mitzvah, right, Drew?

1:20:42 Drew It's a mitzvah. It's a mitzvah.

1:20:44 Adam That's what the Jews would call it, right? A mitzvah? That means, that just means that's kismet, right? I mean, that's serendipity.

1:20:51 Drew It's a gift, yes.

1:20:52 Adam It's Jew for serendipity.

1:20:54 Drew A blessing. All right.

1:20:55 Adam Hey, Anderson, Anderson. Yeah. Put people on hold, would you please?

1:21:00 Drew Thank you. Well, I guess we have to go to break here.

1:21:03 Adam Yeah, I'm cool with that.

1:21:04 Drew All right. Put Angel back on hold on three, please.

1:21:07 Adam All right. We'll take a little break. And when we come back, we'll speak to someone called Angel. So you know there's going to be trouble after this. We've got a little more show to go, and why don't we see if we can make it through some calls. Drew?

1:21:31 Drew That'd be fine with me. This is Angel. She is 22.

1:21:34 Adam Oh, yes.

1:21:35 Caller Adam, I just want to tell you, my roommates and I love you, and Drew, we love you too. We listen to your show faithfully every night.

1:21:42 Drew Are you up in Salt Lake?

1:21:43 Caller I am.

1:21:44 Drew So you're preparing for the Olympics tomorrow?

1:21:47 Caller We're hating it.

1:21:48 Drew Are you going to any of that stuff?

1:21:49 Caller No, I'm not. We're staying as far away as possible.

1:21:52 Adam Why are you hating it?

1:21:54 Caller Just because they've closed down most of our freeways and everything, so it's really hard to get anywhere we want to go, and you can't go anywhere downtown without going through a million checkpoints.

1:22:04 Drew It's so funny, the brief news report I heard today is sort of spinning it as though they've got traffic under control, look how wide and open the streets are, it's because everybody's at home.

1:22:13 Caller Yeah, they make it sound like that, but it's really not.

1:22:18 Adam How many days do the Olympics go on over there?

1:22:21 Drew It's two weeks, isn't it?

1:22:23 Caller They're two weeks long, but we've had people in town for about a week and a half already and they're estimated to have people through town until the end of February.

1:22:30 Drew I was up at Deer Valley, my kids were four, and you guys were preparing for this, five years ago.

1:22:37 Caller They've been doing freeway construction for about five years and closing down different sections of it all over and we only have like one main freeway and they keep closing it off and you find out it's closed off like the morning you're trying to get somewhere.

1:22:50 Drew Are you going to go to any of the events?

1:22:52 Adam No.

1:22:53 Drew She said no?

1:22:53 Adam She's not.

1:22:54 Drew She's pissed.

1:22:55 Adam All right, Angel, what's your question, baby?

1:22:59 Caller I have like this infatuation with giving blowjobs. Like I've been told I love giving them too much. Like I don't know whether to be embarrassed by it or to be like proud of it. I don't know.

1:23:12 Adam Well, who told you you did it too much?

1:23:15 Caller Just people I talked to. Like my ex and I still live together. And when we were together, like it was my big thing to give him one whenever I could. And like it's a before, during, and after sex thing.

1:23:27 Drew Oh my God.

1:23:28 Caller And it's just like my big infatuation. Like I'd rather do that than have sex. And like he was telling his friends about it and they think like I'm way too addicted to it.

1:23:38 Drew Well, they're fiercely jealous too, of course.

1:23:40 Caller I didn't know if it was just because of that or because like there's something wrong with me.

1:23:45 Adam Well, let me ask you this, Angel. What if there was a guy who only wanted to get BJs? Could you guys just hang together and your sex life be you just giving him BJs?

1:23:56 Caller Yeah, I'd be fine with that.

1:23:57 Drew Adam will be up there in a few minutes.

1:24:00 Adam Yeah, I mean, I'm in Vegas. I'm halfway to Utah, as it is. What do you think a cab ride to Utah would be, Drew?

1:24:08 Drew I don't know, but I know you're going to hail one. Just get on your way.

1:24:11 Adam $2,700 or so? You know, if I stopped at an ATM about every 400 miles, I think I could make it. All right, well, it's a little anything we should know about?

1:24:26 Caller I don't know. When I was 18, I was raped by my boyfriend at the time. I woke up after we went to a party, and I woke up to him raping me. I don't know if that's the reason why or...

1:24:38 Adam No, I don't think that's it.

1:24:40 Drew Are you an aggressive? Just out of curiosity, are you a real aggressive person?

1:24:43 Caller I am. If I see what I want, I go for it.

1:24:46 Drew Are you angry, too? Easily angered?

1:24:48 Caller I'm not easily angered.

1:24:50 Drew But you're aggressive?

1:24:51 Caller Uh-huh.

1:24:52 Drew I mean, people would associate oral impulses with aggression. It just is you, so it's all right.

1:25:01 Adam You find a man. I mean, I'm wondering, is Angel still there, by the way?

1:25:06 Drew She's there, but Britney's on the line right now.

1:25:08 Adam Oh, okay. All right.

1:25:09 Drew What do you want to ask her? Get her address?

1:25:10 Adam Well, I...

1:25:12 Adam She just... I'd like to mail her my penis, actually. I don't need to come out there, do I? Could she just work on it? Just FedEx it over there. She could have at it for a couple of weeks and send it back. And make sure you put it in that peanut-packing stuff, you know? I don't want it to get damaged. Or lost, better yet. But, I mean, it just seems like she needs to find a guy who's kind of her speed and who's into that, and, you know, call it a life. I don't know if she's going to change much.

1:25:40 Caller No, no, no.

1:25:41 Drew Nor should she necessarily. Who's this?

1:25:44 Adam Britney.

1:25:45 Drew Britney.

1:25:45 Adam Yeah.

1:25:46 Caller Hello?

1:25:47 Drew Hi, Britney.

1:25:47 Adam Hello.

1:25:48 Caller Hi. Well, I don't have any questions or issues or anything, but Adam, I have a question on you.

1:25:56 Adam Yeah, well, I'll mail you my penis as soon as Angel's done with it.

1:26:02 Caller Is that the best I get?

1:26:03 Adam What city are you in?

1:26:05 Caller I'm in San Jose.

1:26:07 Adam Oh, all right. Yeah, I think, like I said, I'm out in Vegas right now. It's going to take me about 12 hours to get to Utah.

1:26:17 Drew Right. That's like eight hours to Utah, I think.

1:26:20 Adam Eight hours to Utah from Vegas, and then I could just have the cab wait for me, and I could probably... True cost. Where did you say you are again?

1:26:29 Caller I'm in San Jose.

1:26:31 Adam San Jose? We'll probably make it from Utah there in what, about 18, 20 hours or...

1:26:35 Drew Yeah, a good 20 hours, yeah.

1:26:37 Adam Okay.

1:26:38 Caller So we can hang out.

1:26:40 Adam Yeah, let's see. What time is it? It's almost midnight? They should be there by about 8 o'clock tomorrow night.

1:26:47 Drew Wait a minute. You're going to spend all the time in the strip club before you leave, aren't you?

1:26:50 Adam Oh, yeah. Sorry, Brittany. It's going to be looking more like 1 a.m., probably about three hours in the strip club. We'll work it out. What is it that you like about me most?

1:27:03 Caller I don't know. I've been listening to the show for a while. I think, first of all, I like your sense of humor. I don't know. I think you're a cool person. I think this is really crazy. I'm even calling, but I think you're cool and I'd love to get to know you.

1:27:21 Adam Oh, okay. All right. Well, when are you out in LA next?

1:27:27 Caller Probably a lot.

1:27:28 Adam No, come by and pay us a visit when you're in town.

1:27:32 Caller Okay.

1:27:34 Adam All right. Well, you must be hot, right? She's got to be hot, Drew, or she wouldn't be talking to you.

1:27:39 Drew You're fat.

1:27:40 Adam Drew, please, how dare you, Drew? What's that, sweetie?

1:27:44 Caller I'm blonde hair, blue eyes. I work for a modeling agency.

1:27:49 Caller I think I'm cute.

1:27:51 Adam Yeah, but listen, what do you do for the modeling agency? Do you fix the copier?

1:27:57 Caller No, I find screen market models. So I determine whether or not I think they're fat or not.

1:28:03 Adam Okay. Well, you know, if not, you certainly have a good in with some of your model friends, right?

1:28:08 Caller See, I can hook you up with some cute girls.

1:28:11 Adam Fantastic. All right. We'll see you soon. Listen, I have a girlfriend. We're very much in love. I'm going to a strip club in about six and a half minutes, so I really, like, you know, I don't want to be distracted is what I'm saying, true. Curtis. Curtis? Yeah. What's up there, Curtis?

1:28:31 Caller Not much. Is that him?

1:28:33 Adam Yeah.

1:28:33 Caller I'm through. Hey, what's going on? Yeah, I just had a comment on that guy that called him that it's a woman tasting like strawberries.

1:28:39 Adam Yeah.

1:28:40 Caller Okay. Yeah, I found, like, with my girlfriend, like, her taste would change when she, like, eat, like, certain types of fruits or drink certain types of juices.

1:28:49 Adam Yeah, and, like, and I don't know.

1:28:51 Caller I had a question, kind of, too, like, blondes.

1:28:53 Caller Oh, I prefer blondes. Like, if I went down to redheads, brunettes, I don't like the way they taste.

1:28:58 Caller I just don't feel the way blondes taste. I'm serious.

1:29:01 Caller I don't know what's up with that.

1:29:02 Adam Now, what if a redhead died or hair blonde? Would you be able to tell?

1:29:06 Caller No, it is the same.

1:29:06 Caller I could tell the difference whether they shaved and they dyed their hair blonde up top.

1:29:09 Caller They don't matter.

1:29:10 Caller I can tell the difference.

1:29:12 Adam You really could?

1:29:13 Caller Yeah.

1:29:14 Adam If I blindfolded you and I took a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and I got them naked and I had you sample each one of them, you could tell me which one the blonde was?

1:29:25 Caller No, I'd be afraid to go down with a brunette.

1:29:28 Caller If I knew she was a brunette, I'm not afraid to go down with her.

1:29:31 Caller It's in my experience. I mean, that's kind of my status, too, but...

1:29:35 Adam And what about, like, Cindy Crawford? She's a brunette. Would that be okay to go down with her?

1:29:40 Caller I'd go down with a brunette, but yeah, I'd go down with Cindy Crawford. Oh, you would? Yeah.

1:29:44 Adam All right, Kurt. Well, I'm going to let her know about that. I'm sure she'd be excited to know, because she probably runs into this. There's not guys who are willing to go down on her.

1:29:54 Caller No, she's a brunette.

1:29:56 Adam Doesn't know there's generous guys like Curtis out there who are willing to look the other way.

1:30:00 Caller Wow.

1:30:01 Adam Bless him.

1:30:02 Caller Wow.

1:30:04 Adam Well, Drew, what do you think?

1:30:05 Drew Do I have to take another one?

1:30:07 Adam You're doing everything weirder and weirder. No, one quick call, quick call, Drew.

1:30:11 Drew This is Karen 26. Karen is 26.

1:30:15 Caller Hello?

1:30:16 Adam Karen, what's up there? Karen, real fast.

1:30:18 Caller Okay, sorry. Okay. My husband and I, I try to be a good wife. I try to do whatever he would want to do in bed sexually, but he turns me down a lot for sex. And then when I, as soon as I leave to go some more, we'll masturbate.

1:30:31 Drew How often is he turning you down?

1:30:36 Caller Gosh, like, you know, like, I would like to have sex like every day at least.

1:30:40 Drew And what does he want?

1:30:42 Caller Well, not that much. And then also, like...

1:30:45 Drew What does he want?

1:30:48 Caller Maybe like once or twice a week, and then...

1:30:50 Drew You're fat.

1:30:52 Adam True, please.

1:30:52 Caller Not fat.

1:30:53 Adam Hey, but, Karen, okay, here's what's going on. We don't have much time, but...

1:30:57 Drew Okay.

1:30:58 Adam You may be pressuring him a little, and he's retreating, and when guys retreat, they beat. That's what I do. They close themselves off, and they go in their little masturbatory cocoon.

1:31:10 Drew Chamber.

1:31:11 Adam Their little chamber, and they have at it. Why don't you just leave him alone? And I don't mean give him the cold shoulder and be mean to him. I just mean just kind of leave him alone. See what he does. Let him come to you. Don't put the screws to him. Give him a little time. Give him a month. Don't come at him too much. And if he still stays at it, then call us back, and we'll come up with Plan B, all right?

1:31:33 Drew There you go.

1:31:33 Adam All right. We'll take another break, and we'll be right back after this.

1:31:50 Drew Well, Corolla has climbed into the cab and is headed on off to Salt Lake City or actually San Jose via Salt Lake. He reconciled his dilemma by sending his penis ahead by courier, so that will arrive soon enough. So, that would be that as it may. Mercifully, this show is over. So, this is Dr. Drew on behalf of Adam Corolla saying mahalo.

1:32:11 Caller Hoo-wee!

1:32:13 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, and sponsors for this station. The producer for Loveline is Ann Wilkins Dingle. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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