Episode 1000739959188

0:21 Voiceover Oh my goodness, it is Loveline. Steve-O once again with us tonight. 1-800-LOVE-191. Steve, we had a good time last night, right?

0:29 Steve-O Absolutely, man.

0:29 Drew You helped a lot of people. We saw a side of you that we had not seen before. And I like that. I like that. What mic? Anderson, please. Just turn his mic up. Turn on the mic.

0:40 Steve-O Get on the mic, Steve. Turn on the mic.

0:42 Drew Turn on the mic.

0:43 Steve-O Who's penis drive to suck to get my mic to work?

0:45 That's what I was saying.

0:46 Drew Last night we had a little bit of a malarist to you, so I figured tonight we're going to Pupu City or something.

0:51 Steve-O No, no, no, no.

0:51 Drew All right. We're going to be good again, right?

0:53 Steve-O Oh, yeah. I've done nothing but smoke marijuana. Yeah!

0:56 Drew That's good. It makes you giggly. It doesn't make you aggressive. It's good.

0:59 Steve-O I mean, it's not good. I mean, this is something that's good for everyone. I know. It certainly won't make you a smarter person.

1:04 Drew See, I pulled you back a little last night with that ecstasy comment. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:08 You're still thinking about that tonight, aren't you?

1:09 Steve-O Yeah. I got like a conscience that I was like, you know, using my power in the media for evil instead of good.

1:15 Drew To kill people with ecstasy. Good job. Well done. Nice, Steve-O.

1:18 Caller Marijuana is the flame. Heroin is the fuse.

1:20 Steve-O LSD is the bomb.

1:23 Drew Yeah, Steve-O is the result. So here you go. Jack, we didn't talk about Jack Ellis last night.

1:28 Steve-O Should we talk about him? Sure, yeah. Like, I'm not supposed to. That's why I said, let's bring it up. Here we go. That we're supposed to do Jackass 2. And it's not only called Jackass 2, it's called Jackass 2, the sequel.

1:39 Drew Nice. That's cool. That's punk.

1:42 Steve-O Yeah. But I guess that'll be coming up soon.

1:45 Drew So you'll be filming that at the same time that you'll be doing your new reality show Camp Steve-O.

1:49 Steve-O Yeah.

1:50 Drew Camp Steve-O, for those of you that were listening last night, is Steve takes, Steve-O takes people whose parents are uptight, takes their parents to camp and loosens them up.

1:59 Steve-O Yeah. I'm running a rehabilitation center for uptight parents in a summer camp. There's a Jewish summer camp called Camp Shalom. I'm not supposed to say that, dude.

2:11 Drew Yeah. Don't people know better than to say to you, you shouldn't say that?

2:14 Steve-O Yeah, I know.

2:16 Drew It's like a threat. You know it's happening.

2:17 Steve-O I know.

2:19 Drew Would you want to tell people, you said you've written several of the days. Do you want to give people an example of what one of these days will be like?

2:23 Steve-O Well, one day I'll structure like Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Billy Clown College was for me.

2:28 Drew Well, that's a great model.

2:30 Steve-O Yeah.

2:31 Drew So there'll be Pratt Fall Day and there'll be Make It Day.

2:34 Steve-O Well, no. Circus Day will just be one day. And then there's like a music appreciation day and you're in the army day and you're paralyzed in a wheelchair day.

2:45 Drew Oh, diabolical.

2:47 Steve-O Yeah. It'll be a lot of fun. And if your parents are really uptight and you want to nominate them to go to my camp, we've got casting directors all over the country. And if you call 1-800-481-5952, then you can set up an audition form.

3:03 Drew Did you get any subjects last night?

3:04 Steve-O All right, let's talk dirty.

3:06 Drew Hang on, we will. Did you get any subjects last night?

3:08 Steve-O You know, I'm not sure. But in general, I've been doing a lot of press for it. And there's at least a lot of prank calls coming in.

3:16 Drew And then finally, Wild Boy Season 3 can be seen on MTV2. And Season 4 begins in January.

3:22 Steve-O Yeah.

3:23 Drew I want to see you crapped on again by an elephant. That's the best thing I ever saw.

3:26 Steve-O That's funny, man. Like, I hope people dig it, man. What if I replaced Adam Corolla around here? Regularly?

3:33 Drew Well, weird things could happen. You up for that job?

3:36 Steve-O I'd love it, man.

3:36 Drew You can come here every night.

3:38 Steve-O I'll never promise what shape I'll be in, but I'll be here.

3:40 Drew That's what I'm saying. What I'm interested in is maybe having, like, Thursday be Steve-O night.

3:46 Steve-O Yeah.

3:46 Drew And just every Thursday, we'll send you a little Zephyrine wherever you are, in Africa or whatever. You'll ring in with us.

3:52 Steve-O Oh, OK. That'd be cool.

3:53 Drew Wouldn't that be interesting?

3:54 Steve-O Yeah. Even though I think I'm kind of a Hollywood kid now.

3:58 Drew So what does that mean?

3:59 Steve-O You know, like I've been traveling less, you know, because of no, you're in Hollywood. Yeah.

4:04 Drew OK. You live in Hollywood?

4:05 Steve-O Yeah. Right. Right. Where all the strippers and the street hookers.

4:09 Drew How was last night?

4:11 Steve-O Last night was mellow, man. There was a phone. I was very tired from the weekend and phoned in. I was going to order in some meat socket. Yeah. You know, I was going to call in a chunk of bus. And but then I walked in, you know, and like hardly even smoked any grass before I realized there was a Leonardo DaVinci documentary on. So that was completely compelling to me and more important than getting laid.

4:35 Drew Same guy.

4:37 Same guy.

4:38 Drew Interesting. And also this is the same guy that did this, Kenna Wright, 17. Yeah. What happened?

4:44 Steve-O Um, I was sexually assaulted at a party in August. And I wrote into his website and he actually answered me back.

4:53 Drew Oh, phew, Steve wasn't the guy that actually did that.

4:56 Steve-O That's not my MO. Well, you thought that was me?

5:01 Drew I just want to be sure. I'm just checking. But you're the guy that responded to support Kenna.

5:05 Steve-O Oh, no way! Hey, awesome! I do remember that. Yeah. You really? I absolutely remember that. I remember, I remember, uh, you know, like, it was kind of like, um, what we were talking about last night. I just felt that that maybe she was blaming herself for what happened. You know, and then she had posted on my website that, uh, that, um, you know, when this was bothering her, that putting on Jackass and Wild Boys, like, it really got her mind off it.

5:32 Drew She went on the show?

5:34 Steve-O No, no, no, no, she's like, when she was having a hard time, she would watch Wild Boys and Jackass. And I was saying, you know, say, you know, I'm happy to have been, to have distracted her from her problem, but really, like, uh, you know, that's not, you could probably tell her that, you know.

5:48 Drew It gets to help.

5:49 Steve-O Well, I mean, yeah, I mean, like being distracted, being distracted from it.

5:52 Drew Jackass therapy is not-

5:53 Steve-O You know, that's not gonna sweep the problem under the rug.

5:55 Drew Right, it makes you feel good for the moment, but it doesn't solve the problem, I'm lying.

5:58 Steve-O Yeah. Yeah. I completely understand that.

6:00 Drew Have you had some treatment?

6:03 Steve-O Yeah.

6:04 Drew Have you had some treatment?

6:05 Steve-O Um, no, I don't trust anybody here.

6:08 Drew I see.

6:09 Steve-O It does seem like a lingering issue.

6:11 Drew I'm a rapist, but this is back to the question that raised sort of the eye of a couple of callers last night, which is a single episode, a sexual assault, and all of a sudden you can't trust anybody. That to me suggests that you've had some difficulty before the sexual assault.

6:26 Steve-O Well, I don't know.

6:28 Drew What was happening before?

6:30 Steve-O Um, nothing. Not that I know of.

6:33 Drew No sexual abuse before that?

6:35 Steve-O No.

6:35 Drew Or physical abuse?

6:37 Steve-O No. Well, my mom's kind of a bitch, but...

6:40 Steve-O What would she do to you?

6:42 Steve-O Well, if she doesn't understand me, so I was actually going to call your show.

6:49 Steve-O Okay, so...

6:50 Drew You just did. So here we are. Well, no.

6:51 Steve-O I was going to call Camp Sivo and send her in there.

6:53 Steve-O Oh, okay. Rad. Rad. So you go on my website all the time?

6:57 Steve-O Yeah.

6:58 Steve-O Ah, Rad. It's a fun place to be.

7:02 Drew Where's Dad?

7:04 Steve-O He's at home. Like, I know him and stuff, but...

7:07 Steve-O And where do you live?

7:08 Steve-O I live in Missouri.

7:10 Steve-O Bourbon.

7:10 Steve-O Really small town.

7:12 Steve-O Okay.

7:15 Steve-O I couldn't talk to anybody because they're like, oh, it's not that big of a deal.

7:19 Drew Oh, no, it's a big deal.

7:20 Steve-O My sister, she's a twin, went as far as saying, well, it's kind of your own fault because we tried to stop you. But like I was, I guess I could say hammered that night, so.

7:31 Steve-O Yeah. Well, I wonder if just even talking about it to begin with is kind of therapeutic.

7:38 Drew It absolutely is. And it's sad that people who put themselves in a position where they're powerless and then are taken advantage of, it becomes your problem. It's sad. You know what I'm saying, Kenna? It's not your fault that there are predators out there.

7:52 Steve-O Yeah.

7:53 Drew That's the sad part, that you have to feel responsible.

7:55 Steve-O So, and how old are you?

7:57 Steve-O I'm 17.

7:58 Steve-O 17, okay. And how old is this dude?

8:01 Steve-O I don't know. I didn't know.

8:03 Drew Did you prosecute him or did you file a report or anything?

8:06 Steve-O It was just that one night and he left and...

8:11 Steve-O So, do you have a boyfriend other than that or...?

8:14 Steve-O No. I'm like, faking right now.

8:20 Steve-O Yeah, really, I don't know what else to say. I mean, this is kind of Dr. Drew call, but that is rad. You know, I think I was the first person to reply to you on my website, too, huh? It was like, she opened a thread, you know, and I was like, right on it.

8:32 Drew Wow, nice.

8:33 Steve-O Yeah, you know, it made me cry. I don't know.

8:35 Drew All right, Ken. Well, here's the deal. Your dad is strange from the family, you said. You kind of know him, but he's really not a relationship. That's a problem for you. Mom's a pain in the ass. You really never had a close relationship with anybody. You have trouble trusting people. That is the only way you can get better from this, by learning how to be close and how to trust. Because it is other people's brains that we use to build our emotional systems. We need other people. We have to be close to other people or else we are isolated in our own little systems of trauma and dysfunction. And exactly what you're feeling, you're going to be forever caught. It's going to be like clockwork orange for her, but with Steve-O 24-7, the only way she can stand feeling okay. And that's not a way to live. That's not a flexible, emotional health, but flexibility. This is Sarah 19. Hey Sarah, turn your radio off please.

9:20 Caller Sorry.

9:21 Drew What's going on? You're on with Steve-O.

9:23 Caller Hey.

9:23 Steve-O Yeah.

9:24 Caller What's up?

9:25 Steve-O Oh nothing. I was just wondering if like maybe I'm a little bit too big, but I'm not. I'm ready to answer your question.

9:32 Steve-O Okay. I've had a boyfriend for a year now, and all of a sudden, the sex just really slowed down, like to the extreme.

9:43 Steve-O Yeah, that happened.

9:44 Drew Where did it go from what to what?

9:46 Steve-O It went from like the best ever to like done.

9:51 Steve-O You know, like when it's towards the beginning of a relationship, that a guy really wants to be impressive and stuff.

9:58 Drew Yeah, wants to be impressive. A name to please.

10:01 Steve-O Kind of like right when you move in with a chick, I guess, you know, you start out like cleaning the kitchen and then like slowly the house deteriorates into a complete mess. And like no effort is being put into it, you know.

10:13 Steve-O Well, I mean, I asked him like, are you not into it? You know, we could break up, go see other people. But he's like, no, I love you and I want to be with you.

10:22 Steve-O I absolutely believe that's the case, too. You know, like he's probably even more in love with you.

10:25 Drew And maybe, maybe. It depends how frequently. What are we talking about here?

10:29 Steve-O I mean, I'm still into it. And horny as ever.

10:33 Drew Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, how often are you having sex with your boyfriend?

10:38 Steve-O Um, uh, like once, uh, like twice a week.

10:44 Steve-O And it used to be like all day long.

10:47 Steve-O Like three times a day.

10:49 Drew All right. Well, twice a week, Sarah is normal. That's normal. And then guys settle into their rhythm. Their biology sort of dictates what they can tolerate. And there you go.

10:57 Steve-O I like to get laid every day. That's you.

11:00 Drew That's your biology.

11:02 Steve-O That's my Steve-O. I mean, I even necessarily get laid. I mean, just masturbating, like I'm pretty incessant. I masturbate like absolutely crazy.

11:12 Drew If you could get laid every day, would that stop the masturbating or would you also masturbate?

11:18 Steve-O I don't know. I wonder. I'd probably still masturbate. You know, like obviously, like for me, like, you know, it's like sexually, you know, like it's sort of a natural conclusion for women to jump to. You know, like this guy gets laid all the time, you know, like he's on TV, he's just got to be riddled with STDs. So, you know, like a lot of the time, women are sort of smarter than to just have sex with me. So I find myself all the time, you know, saying like this is perfectly okay, you know. Like to me, no means no, like in an absolute sense. But no part of no means that I can't rub my own wiener. You know, like, so I plot, you know, when a girl doesn't want to fool around, you know, I absolutely respect her for that.

12:00 Drew You do this in their presence?

12:01 Steve-O Oh, yeah.

12:02 Drew In their presence?

12:02 Steve-O Yeah, I tell them that when I grab my wiener, it's like Eddie Van Halen doing a guitar solo, that I'm the best, you know, and like.

12:08 Drew In their presence?

12:09 Steve-O Yeah.

12:10 Drew But then they don't think you have their usual response even then? They're like, is that it?

12:15 Steve-O That'll happen. But, you know, like a lot of the time, like, you know, so there I am, just talking away.

12:21 Drew And.

12:21 Steve-O Doesn't it gross them out? Like girls will be like, oh, why did you have to do that? You know, and then all of a sudden they're into it, you know? And so then they get like a really, really short, you know, like a short performance. And it's like, well, you know, I tugged my way half home, half way home, you know? Four strokes? I'm surprised that you don't know that, man. Like, Drew, chicks love it when you rub your wiener for them. They absolutely, absolutely love it. I bet the phones will light up when the girl is calling them to say how much they love it.

12:52 Drew They like it when you do it, evidently.

12:54 Yeah.

12:55 Drew I think most of them would sort of run out of the house screaming.

12:57 Steve-O You know, and I think maybe this girl here, like, the answer for you is maybe to just start, like, because guys like checking out when chicks do it, too, you know? Like, so I think if you master, you know, in front of this guy for his benefit, then that might, you know, get it going.

13:14 Drew But I think what we both are telling you, Sarah, in our own way, is that twice a week is pretty much normal for a guy that has been in a relationship for a while, and your need for more is an imbalance, and it's sort of not average, and that's fine. What is it you would like? How often would you like it?

13:30 Steve-O Like, once a day, twice a day, like, right when I see you.

13:34 Drew Twice a day is not going to happen.

13:36 Steve-O And guys don't really turn down blowjobs, you know? And I love that I can say blowjob on this show.

13:40 Steve-O He's always down for a blowjob.

13:44 Steve-O So then what you gotta do is just start mumbling.

13:46 Drew Start off with that?

13:47 Steve-O Start off with the blowjob and then, and then, you know, really take advantage of this guy sexually and make him, make him hump you.

13:54 Steve-O Yeah, I just don't want to, I don't know, I feel weird like trying to always like, you know, talk to him and do it.

13:58 Drew Yeah, well, that's, that's an issue and that's, that may be a problem for this relationship. Are you actually sexually compulsive? Were you physically or sexually abused growing up?

14:07 Steve-O Are you cheating on this guy, too?

14:09 Drew Are you an addict? Is there anything else?

14:11 Steve-O Are you going to go looking for other dung?

14:13 Steve-O No, no.

14:15 Drew But let me, I get it.

14:16 Steve-O He loves to be played with my girlfriend, so, I mean, I'm fine with that.

14:19 Steve-O Oh, he lets you, all right. Oh yeah, like what's in it for him.

14:22 Drew So you do come from a bunch of chaos that's grown up.

14:26 I like a lot of sex.

14:27 Drew Yeah, but listen, but this is more acting out behaviors for you. This isn't just your natural drive. This is, you need, you're stuck in that, that longing state for drama and sex because something happened growing up, typically. Because you've lived in a lot of chaos growing up.

14:42 Steve-O Well, yeah, not sexual chaos though.

14:44 Steve-O What kind of drugs do you do? Bet Drew probably already knows.

14:47 Steve-O No drugs.

14:49 Steve-O Oh, no drugs.

14:49 Drew The parents might have been drug addicts.

14:51 Steve-O Yeah, okay.

14:52 Steve-O Smoke some weed sometimes, but nothing.

14:54 Drew Were your parents drug addicts?

14:56 Steve-O Yes, my parents have been tweakers for nine years.

14:58 Drew Yeah, so that's what this all smacks at.

15:00 Steve-O I lived in a van with them for a year of my life. It was...

15:03 Steve-O I love, dude, Dr. Drew, you're the most insightful guy I've ever met. I love it. I love being here.

15:07 Drew And Sarah, so this is...

15:08 Steve-O I really don't think we have an answer for it.

15:09 Drew We don't, except you need to know, you need to tone it down a little bit because some of what you're doing is enacting out behavior from having lived in all that chaos. You're looking, you're longing for that kind of connection that comes really from a place of trauma, number one. Number two, you need to talk to him about adjusting him, coming to a compromise where maybe, maybe it's not twice a day, but maybe four days a week. He's good for two, maybe four.

15:29 Steve-O I think just start giving him a hummer and the rest will follow.

15:35 Drew Jeff21, Jeff?

15:36 Steve-O Yeah, what's going on, man?

15:38 Drew You're on with Steve-O, what's up there?

15:39 Steve-O Hey, what's up, Steve-O? Yeah, I've been listening to you and Dr. Drew from us tonight, dude. I listened to the show just about every single night.

15:47 Steve-O Oh, nice. So is he in a spot where he listened to last night or?

15:51 Drew Yeah, yeah. So what's up, Jeff?

15:53 Steve-O I actually was listening for a while last night and then I called him with the same question in my cell phone battery. He kind of just like died on me. So I tried to call back and then it was always busy.

16:04 Steve-O So did your parents vote for Bush?

16:11 Drew So, Jeff, what's the deal? What do you want?

16:14 Steve-O Well, like, okay, like, I think maybe behind closed doors, my fiance is cheating on me. And I'm not too sure.

16:23 Drew What makes you think that?

16:25 Steve-O Well, yeah, you know, the door was closed.

16:29 Steve-O Yeah, the door is closed, man, because she is always saying there's nothing going on, which, you know, any girl would say that. You know, I would say that.

16:37 Steve-O Jeff.

16:38 Steve-O If they're cheating on the other one, you know.

16:40 Drew What makes you believe this is going on?

16:43 Steve-O Well, OK, we've been together. I've known her for three years.

16:47 Steve-O And I think he's cheating on her. So what he's trying to do.

16:50 Drew That happens. He thinks he don't.

16:52 Steve-O Like guys don't even get jealous until they cheat on, like a guy cheats on his girl. And then all of a sudden he's like the possessive jealous guy. And I think that's what's going on here. He's trying to exonerate himself by having suspicions.

17:03 Drew Or not only that so much is that people know what they're capable of. They assume other people can do the same thing.

17:08 Steve-O Well, basically you're telling me you're cheating on your girl.

17:11 Steve-O No, I've never.

17:13 Steve-O I've never seen it. No, no.

17:13 Steve-O No, I've never seen it.

17:15 What are you talking about, dude?

17:17 Steve-O I don't believe in it, dude. I really don't.

17:20 Drew So Jeff, how do you think, what makes you think she's cheating? Please.

17:24 Steve-O Okay, well, a month ago she was at the fair, right? She said she was with some friends. She had nothing more than friends. It was two guys, but it was friends. I've never heard of these guys. I don't know these guys. And as far as I'm concerned, she probably don't know these guys. Well now, okay, check it out.

17:42 Steve-O See the problem here, dude.

17:43 Steve-O I had last heard from her sister-in-law, which lives with her at the time, just because her sister-in-law and her brother don't have a place to live for another two or three months. Well, they have told me behind my back that...

17:59 Drew Where's the banjo music?

18:00 Steve-O I know, dude, where's the gong?

18:04 Steve-O Yeah, I want that.

18:05 Steve-O Hook me up with the gong, dude. I'm over it.

18:12 Drew Jeff's close to the way too there, Steve-O.

18:16 Steve-O I mean, just organize a thought over here.

18:19 Drew Jeff is high right now.

18:22 Steve-O Oh, you guys are hilarious.

18:23 Steve-O All right, man. Well, hey, I'll tell you what, dude. It doesn't matter if your girlfriend's cheating on you, as long as she still cares about you. And if you carry on in this jealous, possessive manner, then regardless of whether she is cheating on you, she's going to dump your ass.

18:36 Drew And for that matter, why you engage in 20, whatever you are, 21? That's too early. Yeah. That's why the music says it all.

18:43 Steve-O She kind of like made a really big impression on me. I've been in and out of relationships for a long time, and she's the only one that's really, you know.

18:53 Steve-O My advice to you, bro, is to just get over it. And, you know, like, don't be, you know, don't be a parole officer in your relationship.

19:00 Steve-O Yeah, exactly. And, you know, sometimes I feel that way. I mean, sometimes I feel like, you know, she might not even be cheating on me. Maybe it's my own psychological view.

19:10 Steve-O Yeah, exactly. And, you know, jealousy is the most foul odor that you can have on you.

19:15 Steve-O So I'd say clean it up.

19:17 Drew And just a few little other housekeeping issues. Little less pot there, Jeff, that makes you a little paranoid, too. And maybe you want to...

19:24 Steve-O Oh, now, one of the guys that she was with that night has been calling her continuously every single day.

19:31 Drew You know, maybe you want to straighten this all out again. Maybe you don't want to get married so young. I don't know. I think Steve-O is right. If you're going to stay in, you're going to have to find a way to have a little less testosterone, a little less aggression, a little less jealousy. But I just have my doubts about whether this marriage, this is ready for a marriage. Have a long engagement, like seven years.

19:49 Steve-O Yeah, and don't have kids, dude.

19:51 Drew Oh, God bless you, Steve-O. Will you please say that at least 18 more times tonight?

19:56 Steve-O Do not have kids, though.

19:58 Drew Natalie, 18.

19:58 Steve-O You know, vasectomy is like there's a 99% success rate.

20:01 Drew Yeah, but isn't that, well, he's in 21. He's never had kids. But Natalie, what's going on?

20:07 Steve-O Oh, hey Natalie.

20:08 Drew You're on with Steve-O.

20:08 Caller I had a question for Steve-O, and I heard you were from New Mexico, but I was wondering if that was true.

20:14 Steve-O Yeah, well, I lived there for two and a half years.

20:17 Steve-O Oh, what part?

20:18 Drew Steve-O lived in like 19 continents.

20:20 Steve-O Yeah, what part?

20:24 Steve-O I lived in the war zone in southeast Albuquerque.

20:27 Caller Are you serious?

20:28 Steve-O I live in the heights of Albuquerque.

20:29 Steve-O Everybody's San Mateo.

20:31 Drew You're from Albuquerque too?

20:32 Steve-O Yeah, I live in the heights.

20:33 Steve-O Oh, a lot of speed there, man.

20:35 Drew In the heights?

20:36 Steve-O What? You don't mess around with that crystal meth, do you?

20:39 Oh, no, I don't DJ.

20:40 Drew Oh, Natalie, please, for God sakes. What do they do?

20:46 Steve-O Yeah, I don't even think that she had a question about promiscuous, unprotected sex.

20:51 Drew Is she sort of typical of the New Mexican culture? Just a huge old F-bomb right in the middle of a tirade?

21:00 Steve-O Yeah, she didn't even have a question, man. Let's get to someone with a real problem. And let's improve their lives.

21:05 Drew I want to talk to Christine real quickly. She's 19. Christine, what's up?

21:09 Steve-O Hey, hey, you guys.

21:11 Drew Hey, Christine, Steve wants to improve your life. Go ahead and ask a question.

21:13 Steve-O Here you go.

21:15 Steve-O Well, I just wanted to tell him that he was well more, much more spoken than I would have ever thought.

21:21 Caller No offense, but you know...

21:23 Drew He's actually concerned. Christine, interestingly, is not that well spoken, but he's concerned actually you're going to think less of him when he starts to speak the Queen's English and really reveals what a smart guy he is.

21:38 Just let it all out.

21:40 Drew I think it makes it more interesting. The more fast, the better.

21:44 Steve-O Okay, so are there health risks in girls shaving their pubes?

21:47 Drew Yeah.

21:48 Steve-O What are you kidding me?

21:52 Steve-O Yeah, there's one health risk that's indefinite. You might get laid a lot. Oh, really?

21:57 Drew But she means shaving clean.

21:59 Steve-O I know. Yeah, no, no.

22:00 Drew You like that?

22:01 Steve-O Well, yeah, the health risk is because if you groom yourself really well, then you'll probably have more sexual activity.

22:06 Drew But you're grooming, you're thinking of grooming with a clipper, though, right? You're talking about shaving with an edge, a razor.

22:12 Steve-O Yeah, well bald eagles are really what's in these days, you know?

22:15 Drew But that's, you know, follicle infections, folliculitis and razor burns and all that good stuff. Cut your lips.

22:20 Steve-O I don't know, man. Like if you look through a porno magazine, at least, I mean, maybe there's just a way to know how to do it, you know? But the bald eagle's in these days, you know?

22:29 Drew So, I just, Steve-O says no health risks. I say I worry about your skin, but, you know.

22:36 Steve-O But hey, George Michael Stubble is fine with me, you know?

22:38 Drew He's basically, last night, before he got high, he was recommending that you buy clippers.

22:43 Steve-O Yeah, well, that was for dudes.

22:44 Drew Oh, not for girls?

22:45 Steve-O I mean, I don't know, like girls, maybe they want to have the Kodak look, you know?

22:49 Drew Uh-oh. So, that's like a Brazilian bikini watch.

22:52 Steve-O Yeah, maybe, you know? I mean, it doesn't matter to me, babe, as long as you don't have a big afro down there.

22:58 Steve-O No, nothing.

22:59 She's saving.

23:00 Steve-O Yeah, I don't really like to floss my teeth with pubic hair.

23:06 Drew Christine was very, now, you're still thinking so highly of Steve-O here, Christine? Are you switching your vote again?

23:13 He just tells it like it is, and that's okay.

23:15 Steve-O It's not completely.

23:18 Steve-O Yeah, the Clippers is fine with me. I'd say if a girl gets razor burn all the time, and then switch to the Clippers. Or the waxing.

23:28 Drew That's what most of them suffer through. All right, Steve-O in here tonight. Camp Steve-O coming up. Send your parents to, what should we call it? Loosening up camp. Yeah. 1-800-481-5952 is the number if you want to send your parents to the Camp Steve-O reality show. Somebody's going to die there. I just know it. Yeah, it could be you though. I mean, somebody could kill you.

23:51 Steve-O I'll probably be in charge of that.

23:55 Drew Phone number here at Loveline is 1-800-LOVE-191. If you have questions for Steve-O, give us a call. We'll be here all night. He's in prime form tonight. Maybe you've been listening thus far. So give us a call. We'll be right back.

24:06 Steve-O And call up with real big problems.

24:10 Love Line will be right back.

24:13 Drew Loveline, 1-800-LOVE-191. Steve-O, baked, in studio. I love the fact that Steve-O's calling me cruel.

24:23 Steve-O Sweet, sweet, right on, right on.

24:24 Drew You love the other, what that answer?

24:26 Steve-O The fact that Steve-O just called me cruel.

24:29 Steve-O Yeah, I think that's inappropriate to drop in.

24:31 Drew The guy that writes F you on the wall and he pees on people's desks is calling me cruel.

24:36 Steve-O Well, yeah, I mean, I didn't think anybody did anything to deserve being called fat just then, so yeah, dude.

24:41 Steve-O I don't know, I can't see it, so I was just guessing.

24:43 Drew Give a load of the drops that he might hear tonight. You're fat, you're gay. No, no, no.

24:48 Steve-O Yeah, well, that doesn't matter to me. That's just me working.

24:52 Drew You're fat.

24:54 Steve-O You're gay.

24:59 Drew You're a heroin addict. You're gay, you're a heroin addict. You're a lesbian.

25:03 Steve-O You're a lesbian. So Drew, you're a doctor. Does that mean that you practice in a hospital and all that?

25:08 Drew Every day.

25:09 Steve-O You're overweight. Wow. That's pretty wild.

25:11 Drew Every day.

25:12 Steve-O People in the emergency room or?

25:15 Drew Do some of that stuff, but I run most of my time these days is spending a large addiction recovery program.

25:22 Steve-O That's funny. I really thought that you were just like, you know, a big star now.

25:28 Drew No, I practice medicine every day. You have a small penis, you fag. Well, along the...

25:36 Steve-O I can't believe you didn't know that girls love it when you masturbate for them.

25:40 Drew No, I know. I'm pretty... I lead a pretty sheltered life. If you got to understand me, Steve-O. Anthony, 20.

25:46 Steve-O What do you got, Anthony?

25:48 Yeah, Jay Friedman, a sex educator, came to my university. He's a professional sex educator. And he told me, well, he told us, that blue balls are a myth.

26:00 Drew Well, it's overstated, that's for sure. It's used to manipulate women. Some women, some men occasionally will get lymphatic and venous congestion and it can be uncomfortable. Talk to somebody who's actually had it and he'll tell you it's not a myth.

26:16 Steve-O You can get testicular cancer from not masturbating and not frying.

26:19 Drew No, you can't. There is no evidence for that.

26:21 Steve-O Is that from holding in pee?

26:23 Drew No, you can't get that. There's some evidence that prostate cancer may be associated with not relieving yourself regularly. But that's a very loose sort of a...

26:31 Steve-O Yeah, it's not a problem that I'm going to have.

26:32 Drew Yeah. And that's clear. But Anthony, have you had the congestion down there?

26:38 I mean, I've had some pain after, you know, I didn't get to...

26:43 Drew Yeah. Well, the pain from musculoskeletal spasm and this pain from... It's in the testes and the whole... You know, the prostate becomes inflamed, the testes become engorged. It can be uncomfortable for some people.

26:52 Steve-O It can hurt when a girl doesn't do what you want her to.

26:54 Drew Yeah, it can. It can. But that's... It's used... It's sort of used as a... By the way, this guy that saw...

27:00 Steve-O Yeah, it's emotional blackmail.

27:01 Drew It's emotional blackmail. By the way, who... The person you should be listening to as regards to the physiologic function of the male genital tract would be urologist or internist, not a sex educator, okay?

27:16 Steve-O Yeah, all right.

27:17 Drew All right, good luck.

27:17 Steve-O I'm a sex educator, dude. That's true.

27:20 Drew That's what I'm saying. Okay, here's Tanya, 30.

27:23 Caller Hi.

27:24 Steve-O Where are you at, baby?

27:26 Caller I'm in Missouri.

27:27 Steve-O Ah, dang. What's going on?

27:31 Caller Okay, I seem to keep falling into the same dating patterns, dating the wrong men and doing things with them to, because I'm desperate for a relationship for some reason. But I'm doing things that I regret later.

27:54 Steve-O Coming down with the itch and scratchies?

27:56 Caller No. I'm doing things, you know, I'm having sex with men, you know, giving them oral sex, you know, because I think if I do what they want me to do, then they're going to stick around.

28:08 Steve-O And the sooner you give a guy a blowjob, then the sooner you're going to have a good, you know, reliable, virtuous boyfriend.

28:16 Caller Well, I understand that, but I went to the same thing when I was younger.

28:23 Drew So here's one of the basic findings in women that have lots of sex as opposed to men that have lots of sex.

28:30 Steve-O Low self-esteem.

28:31 Drew Right. Men have high self-esteem when they're having lots of sex. Women have low self-esteem when they're having lots of sex.

28:37 Caller And I do.

28:37 Steve-O You know, I think there's a lot of guys who have low self-esteem that have that kind of sex.

28:41 Drew Compensate for it, yes. But generally, when they measure this, they find that's generally the case.

28:46 Steve-O Oh yeah, high self-esteem is attractive to women and that's why, you know, that's what gets you laid.

28:52 Caller I know I have low self-esteem. I was in an abusive relationship, abusive marriage for 11 years.

28:58 Drew All right. And why did you choose that guy?

29:02 Steve-O Pregnant.

29:03 Caller I don't know.

29:03 Drew Abusive, abusive, alcoholic dad.

29:05 Steve-O Do you have kids?

29:07 Caller Yes, I have three kids.

29:08 Drew Oh my goodness.

29:10 Steve-O Yeah.

29:12 Drew Oh my goodness.

29:12 Caller And I just recently got out of my, I took me to-

29:15 Drew You're fat.

29:16 Steve-O Huh?

29:17 Drew No. God damn it.

29:19 Steve-O You bastard.

29:20 Drew That is Tanya, what was the nature of the, was it, was your ex-husband an alcoholic?

29:25 Caller No, he's bipolar.

29:27 Drew Bipolar, and? I smell alcoholic here too.

29:31 Steve-O I, you know, white crash on the rocks of mediocrity, you know, like go all the way.

29:35 Caller He likes, I mean, he's not an alcoholic, but he is a drug addict in.

29:39 Drew All right. I smelled it. I smell drug addict here. And I also smelled it in your dad.

29:43 Caller Yeah. My dad's an alcoholic.

29:45 Drew Right. So that is where the low self-esteem comes from. You understand that?

29:49 Steve-O Where's my bourbon?

29:51 Steve-O Like, all of, you see, like, if you want a relationship, what you gotta do is connect with somebody.

29:57 Drew How can you give me props for that, by the way? I nailed the husband and the dad. Does it say anywhere on the screen that she's been so cool with the addicts?

30:03 Steve-O All right. Dr. Drew's the man.

30:05 Drew All right.

30:06 Steve-O See, if you want a relationship, it doesn't matter, like, really as much about connecting sexually, you know, like, what you gotta do is, you know.

30:14 Caller But I feel like if I put out, then they're gonna think that, you know, then they're gonna think better of me, you know.

30:21 Drew No, Tanya, that's one level of thought you have about this. The other is you have trouble saying no. Yes, when you come under the sway of another person, you have no boundaries and you just kind of go. And you're so intent on pleasing other people because you're so goddamn codependent, then that's a separate issue entirely that you don't know any other way to be but the ultimate pleaser.

30:44 Caller Right.

30:44 Drew So.

30:45 Caller And I deal with that. And not just with sex and not resuscitation.

30:47 Drew I, Tanya, I treat a thousand of you. I know what you're doing. And you are not gonna get better if you don't get some treatment. You're gonna find another abuse of a-hole alcoholic to be with, who magically becomes one, by the way. He won't look like one when you get him. But he'll magically become one over the years. Because that's what you pick. And until you change your internal emotional world, you're gonna constantly be attracted to those guys. You can either go to Al-Anon, get a sponsor, work the steps, or you can get a therapist, or both. But you've got to do something because this is the situation you're in.

31:16 Steve-O I mean, just do it for the kids, for God's sakes.

31:19 Drew Please, Tanya, okay? Can you do that?

31:20 Caller Yeah.

31:22 Drew Please.

31:22 Caller Okay.

31:24 Drew No answer.

31:26 Steve-O It's a heartbreaker, you know? Why is it that the people who are really qualified to be the best parents are the last people having kids? I mean, we've reversed Darwinism over here.

31:36 Drew Yes, we have. Yes, we have.

31:37 Steve-O You know, like, Darwin's just rolling around in his grave, just bashing his head into it.

31:42 Drew Well, some country somewhere probably has Darwinism going. We got the opposite going.

31:47 Steve-O Yeah, big time.

31:48 Drew All right, let's talk to Christine. We have like six Christine's tonight, 21. What's up, Christine?

31:53 Hi, Dr. Drew.

31:54 Steve-O Hi, Steve-O.

31:56 Steve-O Hello.

31:57 Steve-O Oh, my God.

31:58 Steve-O I've been listening to you for years, Dr. Drew.

32:00 Steve-O It's the first time I've ever called.

32:01 Drew Oh, here we go.

32:02 Steve-O Okay.

32:03 Drew You should already know what I'm going to say.

32:06 Steve-O Okay. I've been, I just turned 21 a couple of months ago. I've been like experimenting a lot with like just going out and meeting new people. And I've been meeting a lot of women and I find myself more attracted to like women and I'm very interested in you.

32:23 Steve-O They're better.

32:24 Steve-O They're better?

32:25 Drew They're guys. They are. They're just a better form of the human being. Right, Steve-O?

32:29 Steve-O I guess so, man. I wish I could like check it out, you know? Let me actually be with a woman? Well, no, no. Like I really think sometimes I wish like, you know, that we could sort of Frankenstein me into a woman's body so I can find out what this multiple orgasm is all about.

32:45 Drew Oh yeah, that's a good reason to go there.

32:46 Steve-O That's the only thing I'm really jealous of women for.

32:49 Steve-O Okay, so I have a fair amount of bisexual friends that are girls and I've been trying to, I don't know, fester up the courage to like try some like sexual experimentation. Like I just, I don't know, but like my curiosity is overwhelming. Like I just really want to like try being with a woman. Like I'm very attracted to like...

33:12 Drew Alright, we got it. What's your question?

33:14 Steve-O My question is if you guys have any advice basically how to like approach, I don't know, women like either like...

33:23 Drew Well, Steve-O rubs his penis. That's what he does.

33:26 Steve-O That's what I really, really just don't waste any time before I just pull it out and start tugging it.

33:30 Drew In fact, is that... I'll tell you, there's a picture somewhere out there of you chasing me with your penis.

33:35 Steve-O Yeah.

33:36 Drew And we were at a party together and somebody... Is that what you were intending with me?

33:41 Steve-O We were at the penthouse mansion, dude. What do you expect?

33:44 Drew Is that what you were intending with me? Is that the message I was supposed to get?

33:47 Steve-O No, no, no. That was not a hard penis, Drew. I'm not some kind of homosexual queer.

33:55 Steve-O Well, because I tried to get with one of my girlfriends. We're really close and...

33:59 Drew That can screw up your relationship. You're a lesbian. That can screw up your relationship.

34:02 Steve-O You know, bisexuality. What's going on with bisexuality, Drew?

34:08 Drew What about... Well, if you look at all the behaviors young people are into, female-on-female experimentation is something that has really taken a significant uptick in the last five years.

34:17 Steve-O Well, I mean, there's the argument that there's a little bit of homosexuality in the most straight individuals.

34:23 Drew That's true, but clearly in women, they're much more flexible with this. The question is, why are they getting so into this? Why are they so...

34:29 Steve-O Why are most homosexual men married? Or is that safe to say?

34:33 Drew No, I don't think they are.

34:34 Steve-O A lot of homos are married.

34:36 Drew Because most, very commonly, men, when they realize they're gay, they desperately don't want to be.

34:41 Steve-O Exactly.

34:42 Drew And they desperately try. This is the opposite. Christine is probably heterosexual, but wants to try gay on for size.

34:48 Steve-O You know, like being in the closet, sort of letting all of your emotions fester and coop it all up, you know, versus...

34:54 Drew But that's not Christine.

34:55 Steve-O Being out of the closet.

34:55 Drew That's not Christine.

34:56 Steve-O If I was gay, I'd be a damn flamer.

34:58 Drew You would be, indeed.

34:59 Steve-O I would be so on fire.

35:02 Drew In fact, you wouldn't get a sex change, because you would be too into being gay.

35:06 Steve-O Yeah, yeah. Oh, I would just be... I'd be too gay to get raped in prison.

35:12 Steve-O So, I've tried to get together with one of my girlfriends and a guy, and I just... I chickened out at the last minute, and I couldn't do it.

35:20 Drew That's a threesome. That's different than experimenting with gay.

35:23 Steve-O Okay, so you're saying, like, maybe I have more luck with just experimenting with one woman?

35:27 Drew Well, you said you have lots of bisexual female friends.

35:29 Steve-O So, what's holding you back? Is it that you're shy, or that you're just don't want to...

35:35 Drew As a reminder, when we're talking to a 21-year-old, not a 17-year-old here.

35:38 Steve-O Yeah, well, I mean, there's a difference between, like, shy, you know, and, like... and, you know, like, sort of respecting your body and not wanting to soil it with too much...

35:47 Drew What are you talking about?

35:49 Steve-O Well, you know, she's not a slut. You know, being, like, a shy person.

35:51 Drew Right.

35:51 Steve-O She just wants to try something. And then there's just going to be a slut, you know? Is it... like, which one is it here?

35:56 Steve-O No, no, no.

35:56 Steve-O I'm very outgoing, like...

35:57 Drew Slutty?

35:59 Steve-O No, not slutty.

36:02 Steve-O So you're slutty enough, but you're just too shy.

36:05 Steve-O So I say go for it. I'm just too shy. Like, with guys, it's... whatever. It's no problem.

36:10 Drew But here, Christine, here's the deal. You're halfway home. You have friends who are bisexual. You're not best friends whose relationship you can kind of afford to relinquish to this desire you have, as opposed to getting around... picking up somebody you don't know, which is a pretty difficult task. And how do you know what that person's going to experience, who they're going to be, how tight... You know, and you're going to be picking up a gay person, not somebody who just wants to experiment.

36:32 Steve-O So, I don't know.

36:33 Drew Stick with bisexual friends, I think.

36:35 Steve-O Yeah, and then stick with chicks and don't have kids.

36:40 Drew Yeah, okay. Wild Boy Season 3, repeating presently on MTV2, Season 4, coming up in January on MTV. Steve-O, do I need... One thing about you, Steve, I don't have to... Your voice is so on mistake, but I don't really have to back announce or set it up, but just for the sake of letting those of you who know, who wonder who that voice is, that is Steve-O. Coming up with Camp Steve-O...

37:01 Steve-O Yeah, if you want to nominate your parents, be sent to my facility to bring them closer to you.

37:07 Drew Wow, to make them cool.

37:08 Steve-O Well, yeah, to kind of make them better parents. I think I'm going to make... It's a parental improvement facility, and to nominate your parents to go, call 1-800-481-5952.

37:19 Drew And to call tonight to talk to Steve-O, it's 1-800-LOVE-191. I'm Dr. Drew Heast-Steve-O.

37:24 Steve-O And if you're in LA, then I need someone to come pick me up, and then she needs to be a hot chick.

37:29 Drew He's on the corner of Fairfax and Vanna, so he's standing out there with a bus stop looking for you.

37:34 Steve-O Yeah. Oh my god, that's so awesome. We'll be right back.

37:50 Drew This is Loveline. That's right, it's back on Loveline. 1-800-LOVE-191. Just showing a little Steve-O some video off E-BOMB's world. My kids turned me on to this stuff. They found all these crazy...

38:06 Steve-O Yeah, I've got a few on there, I think.

38:08 Drew On E-BOMB's world?

38:08 Steve-O Oh yeah, they've got me drunk on Adam Corolla's show.

38:10 Drew Oh, that one made it on that?

38:11 Steve-O Oh yeah, that's my favorite.

38:13 Drew It's just some of the stuff that kids send each other and then it ends up transferring to all over the world, so it's a moment of surprise. Yeah.

38:20 Steve-O You know what's so funny? What you were telling me last night about how satellite radio, like serious, only three million people have it.

38:26 Drew Something like that, yeah.

38:26 Steve-O That's so funny.

38:27 Drew Yeah.

38:29 Steve-O They really wasted all that money they gave old Howard Sterns.

38:31 Drew Well, they're expecting to kind of triple down and bring a lot more people in, so.

38:36 Steve-O Yeah, and we're gonna be right here on terrestrial radio, is that what it's called?

38:40 Drew That's right.

38:40 Steve-O That's where all the money is.

38:42 Drew All right. Let's take a quick Steve-O call again. Ricky 15. What's up, Ricky?

38:47 Hey, what's up, Drew? I'd just like to say you guys are hecks of foolish, and I have a question for Steve-O.

38:54 Steve-O Yeah, dude.

38:55 Okay, yeah. I have a question for you. When you were doing the Don't Do This At Home Tour.

39:01 Steve-O Don't Try This At Home, yeah.

39:02 What?

39:03 Steve-O Yeah, Don't Try This At Home Tour.

39:05 Yeah, yeah. What went on behind the scenes of all that? Because I saw the TV show of PCP Save My Life and all that.

39:13 Steve-O Yeah, that was a great video. He's not going to tell you. What went on behind the scenes? I don't know. Sex, drugs, and rock and roll, man. The whole reason I went on tour. My SPA was on the rise. My Slay Point Average.

39:30 Drew What's that?

39:31 Steve-O My Slay Point Average. Like we'd go on tour and like keep track about my girls who I had sex with.

39:36 Drew I see. Frankie 17.

39:39 Steve-O Basically keep track of my SPA.

39:41 Drew Frankie?

39:42 Caller Oh, yeah.

39:43 Drew You're on the air with Steve-O.

39:44 Hey, what's up, Steve-O?

39:45 Steve-O Sheila, man, how you doing?

39:46 Caller Hey, what's up? Hey, what's up, Dr. Drew?

39:48 Steve-O How you doing, man?

39:48 Drew Frankie, we're good. What's happened there?

39:50 Caller Oh, I want to ask Steve-O what happened with Wild Boys?

39:53 Caller I haven't seen it on.

39:54 Steve-O Yeah, they moved to Tentative because I don't know, I guess we were too naked and arguably, you know, beastie alliums.

40:03 Drew Ashley, 18. Ashley, what's up there?

40:05 Caller Hey, I was just wondering, oh, first of all, hi, you guys. I got to see Steve-O.

40:09 Drew Hey, Ashley?

40:10 Hey, I was just wondering if you still needed a ride?

40:13 Steve-O Yeah, I totally need a ride, dude.

40:14 Caller Babe, yeah.

40:16 Steve-O Yeah, grab some weed and come on over.

40:22 Caller Oh, man.

40:22 Steve-O You sure? How old are you?

40:24 Caller I'm 18.

40:25 Steve-O Yeah, perfect.

40:26 Caller That's sweet.

40:29 Steve-O You know, a lot of girls say they're 18, and that's dangerous. Dangerous.

40:33 Steve-O I have my driver's license.

40:34 Steve-O Nice, nice. Sweet. Sweet. I was going to ask for that. Yeah. I love that we were given out where we're at. What is it? It's Venice and Fairfax. Oh, really? Right in Hollywood, baby. My life was an agonizing way to get to Hollywood. Now it's an agonizing way to get in your car.

40:52 Drew This is Stephanie's 21. Stephanie?

40:54 Steve-O Hi, Dr. Drew. How are you?

40:56 Steve-O Good. What's happening?

40:58 Steve-O Hi, Steve-O. How are you?

41:00 Steve-O I'm good. This girl sounds like she's pretty hot. But the other girl sounded really hot, too.

41:07 Steve-O I didn't call to debate about whether I'm hot or not. I was raped at a party when I was in high school about five years ago by the guy who was dating at the time and a couple of his friends.

41:20 Drew Oh, awesome.

41:21 Steve-O Yeah.

41:21 Steve-O I was blacked out coming in and out of a blackout when I was drunk when it happened. So I guess I consider myself fortunate in that I don't remember a lot of the details. But for a couple of years, I totally denied that it happened and for a while after that, I drank really, really heavily and then I went to treatment and blah, blah, blah. And then for a couple of years after that, up until last year, I totally denied that it happened and I wouldn't think about it and I wouldn't talk about it. And I started seeing a therapist and was working with her and then started seeing another therapist. Long story short, it's caused, because I've been working through it, it's been causing some intimacy issues in my current relationship. I've been with my boyfriend for the last year and sometimes it just, it affects me so much that I can't let him touch me sometimes, where I just feel...

42:22 Drew Is he empathetic? Does he appreciate what you're going through?

42:24 Steve-O Yeah, he's very empathetic. He really wants me to talk to him about it and...

42:28 Drew Well, no, no, no. He's got the wrong idea. Here's what he's thinking. If she talks to me, I'll get it through this and we'll get on with it. No, he needs to just sit tight and let you do it on your terms. He's not your therapist, you're talking to the therapist. If you feel overwhelmed, have a flashback, have post-traumatic stress symptoms, his job is just to be there.

42:48 Steve-O It's interesting to me that after this happened, then she developed a drinking problem and sought treatment for the drinking problem. But you never brought this up when you were in treatment for alcohol?

42:57 Steve-O Oh, no, not at all. I denied it happened completely because I didn't want to be in the water.

43:01 Steve-O Do you think that that discounts?

43:04 Drew No, because you're really treating the alcoholism and people bring up their traumas as they can tolerate. We actually go out of our way sometimes with people that have post-traumatic stress disorder and heavy traumas in childhood not to bring that stuff up because it's so evocative that they can't manage their addiction then.

43:20 Steve-O Wow, that's wild because I always thought that alcohol and drug addiction was more a symptom of a different problem.

43:27 Drew It's a disorder triggered by the pursuit of drugs and alcohol that may have been initiated because of trauma or other issues.

43:35 Steve-O Yeah, exactly.

43:36 Drew But once the brain issue is turned on, then you have that disease and that's what needs to be managed. Then the trauma issues can be dealt with as they can be tolerated. It's nice if they can be tolerated right up front and you get through it and sort it out. It's unusual to be able to do that. What are you laughing at?

43:51 Steve-O I was just laughing at when I was in rehab.

43:54 Drew You must have been a joy.

43:56 Steve-O Oh yeah, it was funny. It was funny because it was like 11 years ago now. And just to think that that long ago I was walking in and saying, Hi, I'm Steve-O and I'm an alcoholic. It's pretty funny. I mean, I couldn't really worry about having a drug problem. I couldn't afford a damn whopper.

44:15 Drew So Stephanie, you're hearing me on that? Yeah. It's good that you're working through it. It's good that it's happening in a good time. It's good that you're staying sober. You should be working with this. You're sponsoring this as well. Don't use, stay sober, focus on your sobriety, do those things.

44:28 Steve-O It was only after my relapse that I started talking.

44:31 Drew Right. That's what I figured. And be careful. Make sure you're truly, truly clean. Don't let the doctors give you sleeping pills or that you're going to be, you sound like somebody who can slip and slide a little bit. So am I right about that?

44:44 Steve-O What was that?

44:45 Drew You sound like somebody that's slipping and sliding a little bit. You're kind of getting stuff from doctors, a little Xanax, a little Klonopin.

44:49 Steve-O No, not at all.

44:51 Steve-O I won't let them medicate me.

44:53 Drew All right, good. So be careful.

44:54 Because I used my medication when I was younger.

44:56 Drew Right. Okay. Be very careful. And to stay with the program, look at the second and third step, look at your fourth and fifth step, those things you need to revisit again and again. And then work hard with your counselor and let your boyfriend be your boyfriend. And his job is to be present and available to you, not to interrogate you, not to force you to talk and not to talk you through so he can get laid. Steve-O is in the studio tonight, just on that lovely note. And you can go outside and you can...

45:21 Steve-O Oh, yeah, it is.

45:22 Drew Yeah, okay. And maybe wave...

45:24 Steve-O Maybe my chick's here.

45:25 Drew Maybe Ashley's here. We'll check it out.

45:26 Steve-O Yeah, maybe.

45:27 Drew All right, 1-800-LOVE-191 and Steve-O and Dr. Drew can come right back.

45:30 Steve-O How about if I make a deal? No matter what she looks like, I'll go for it.

45:34 Drew I don't think you have to make a deal on that one. It seems to be your MO. Here we go. I'm Dr. Drew, and hi, he's Steve-O. He's an alcoholic. And he forgot to talk about his shoe line.

46:03 Steve-O Yeah, I've got these rad shoes.

46:04 Drew Into that microphone.

46:05 Steve-O Yeah, I've got rad shoes. They're called Snow, S-N-E-A-U-X.

46:10 Drew Ooh, interesting.

46:12 Steve-O Yeah, I'm going to be really hurting myself a lot on Thursday to shoot a new round of commercials.

46:15 Drew For that?

46:16 Steve-O Yeah.

46:16 Drew Nice. What do you have to be jumping off?

46:19 Steve-O Yeah, there's one in an ice skating rink where I got to land on the back of my head. But I'll be wearing a helmet, don't worry. So yeah, so what do we got? Look at this can of worms right there.

46:31 Drew Oh, this one. I was trying to go on. Alex24. This one, too. Look at this.

46:35 Steve-O Hi there.

46:36 Drew Hey, Alex. What's up?

46:38 Steve-O Hi. I just had a quick question. Can people actually be immune to STDs?

46:42 Drew Immune to STDs?

46:44 Steve-O Yep.

46:45 Drew Well, it's an interesting question. Well, there are people that, you know, you don't, there are STDs you don't get instantly, and there are immune factors that can help protect you against them.

46:57 Steve-O It's kind of like when, when you're surrounded by the germs that cause the cold.

47:01 Drew Yeah, same thing. Some people get them, and some people right away, and some people it takes a little bit more. Why? What's up? What's he got?

47:08 Steve-O Same. Well, I've been in an on and off relationship for about four years, and in the four years, this person's gotten three different STDs, and I've never gotten one.

47:17 Steve-O Your boyfriend got three STDs and you haven't caught them from him.

47:20 Drew Where you said this person.

47:22 Steve-O Right.

47:22 Steve-O Well, it's a man.

47:23 Steve-O It's a boy. Yeah.

47:25 Drew And where did he pick them up?

47:28 Steve-O That we don't know.

47:30 Drew Has he told you?

47:31 Steve-O Was he really just upfront about this?

47:34 Drew What?

47:34 Steve-O I didn't hear that.

47:36 Steve-O He just came out and said, hey, I've got three STDs.

47:38 Drew Or now that, hey, I got another one. Got another one.

47:42 Steve-O It's been within a span of four years, so it's not like one right after the other.

47:46 Drew He wasn't cheating sequentially within a few months. He was cheating over four years.

47:51 Steve-O Yeah, and they weren't together at the time, so it's...

47:52 Steve-O Of course.

47:53 Steve-O Not together, not together.

47:55 Drew Okay, got it. Now, what did he catch?

47:58 Steve-O Herpes, gonorrhea, and chlamydia.

48:00 Drew Well, gonorrhea and chlamydia are fast. The moment you're treated with antibiotics, they're gone. So he was probably caught from somebody, got treated, and then had sex with you.

48:09 Steve-O Yeah, it's the her, you know, I've got the fear of God, you know, when it comes to herpes.

48:15 Drew Steve-O was saying something interesting last night. He was realizing, he was thinking about how drug companies think, and that if they're going to put television commercials, millions of dollars in TV commercials on the air.

48:24 Steve-O Throughout prime time on network TV.

48:26 Drew There must be lots of people with herpes that need to be taking Valtrex, which is true, millions and millions of people.

48:30 Steve-O For them to recoup their advertising money, you know, like so many people have to have herpes and be buying Valtrex, that it's just a good idea to reach for that condom every time.

48:40 Drew So is that reasonable that he was treated for the gonorrhea and chlamydia?

48:44 Steve-O No, because I saw when the treatment was taken and it was after.

48:48 Drew Were you tested?

48:50 Steve-O I was tested, yeah.

48:51 Drew Were you treated?

48:52 Steve-O I didn't get anything.

48:53 Steve-O I was treated before they did the testing and then that same day she said just to be sure here's the treatment.

49:01 Drew Right, well maybe the testing was wrong because you should be treated if you've been exposed to that. What they called chlamydia and gonorrhea may have just been something called non-gonococcal urethritis. Sometimes they sort of jump to that before they actually have the actual bacterial conformation. And then the herpes, how was that diagnosed?

49:19 Steve-O I think it was about two outbreaks.

49:22 Caller I don't know what he's taking.

49:23 Steve-O He took medicine for it.

49:25 Steve-O But it's not every day, it's not every day.

49:29 Steve-O When it happens, you take the medicine.

49:32 Steve-O He's paying for all those commercials.

49:34 Drew Wow, sure enough. And then again, you may have, most women with herpes don't know they have it.

49:39 Steve-O Well, I've been tested for that too.

49:41 Drew It's possible you have it. Well, you would be like most women and not know you have it.

49:47 Steve-O Even if I got tested?

49:48 Drew You have to be tested. You have to be tested during an outbreak, in a viral culture.

49:53 Steve-O So does that mean that, all these women that don't know they have herpes, does that mean that they can't spread it?

49:58 Drew No.

49:59 Steve-O Ah, damn.

49:59 Drew They do spread it. And there was just a couple of studies came out recently showing that first of all, the herpes type 1 has surpassed 2, given everyone's having lots of oral sex, and that's how that's getting passed along. And also the duration of treatment for Valtrex has been expanded now to 2 years or 20 months as safe. So you wonder if maybe he was taking something like Valtrex or Zofrax to suppress the virus from being effective and maybe that's why he didn't get it.

50:29 Steve-O And she lives in Los Angeles with a drag.

50:33 Drew Oh, see. He's as lean as a whistle. Lean as a whistle, I tell you. So it's complex stuff to try to figure out what people have, what they don't have, and what you should test for and when. For the most part, we tend to treat and treat for everything that we can treat for because if there's one, there's usually at least one more. And then the herpes issue, it sounds like he's had a clinical syndrome that definitely was consistent with that and maybe even managed properly. It hasn't exposed you and thank God, but he still could give it to you.

51:05 Steve-O This is...

51:06 Steve-O I'm glad she's not even mad at him.

51:08 Drew Well, I didn't want to get into all that. It sounded like a long story there. We were apart, we were together, we were...

51:15 Steve-O Oh yeah, it was fine. We weren't even together that weekend.

51:17 Drew Lindsay, Lindsay, 20.

51:20 Caller Hi, what's up? Dr. Drew, what's up?

51:22 Steve-O Steve-O?

51:23 Steve-O Oh, not Anne.

51:24 Steve-O Oh yeah. I just wanted to know, I wanted to take natural breast enhancements, just the pills, because I don't want to get breast implants. I smoke weed pretty often and a lot, and I just wanted to know if any of the chemicals with that, if there's any health risks and stuff like that. The over-the-counter breast enhancements themselves.

51:49 Drew These over-the-counter breast enhancers don't do anything.

51:53 Steve-O They don't even make you retain water or anything?

51:55 Drew They don't, they don't really enhance your breast size. The only thing I've ever seen medicinally affect breast size is hormones, estrogen.

52:02 Steve-O Pregnancy too.

52:03 Drew Pregnancy.

52:04 Steve-O But that's again, one of my friends took Blossom.

52:09 Steve-O Yep.

52:09 Drew And?

52:10 Steve-O That's one of the pills. And she said that it had some chemical in it that once you smoked cigarettes, it just like, I don't know, it could give you cancer, all that kind of crap.

52:21 Steve-O Well, no, kids cigarettes don't give you cancer. Have you ever seen an interview with someone who's over the age of 100, who's not pumping away? I mean, come on.

52:30 Drew If any, and all those dead MFers, if any, if there's any estrogen type product in these pills, yes, smoking is a bad idea. Smoking cigarettes. But it's not been proven to be associated with marijuana, though, maybe. And again, if you're taking estrogens, which is what, if you're taking estrogen in sufficient quantity to cause breast growth, I'm of the opinion you ought to know what you're taking and exactly how much and be under supervision for that. And that would be a birth control pill, the way to do that.

53:02 Steve-O Also, I think being confident of small boobs is a turn on too, you know.

53:06 Steve-O No, I like my small boobs too.

53:07 Caller I don't know.

53:09 Steve-O It was just something I was thinking about. I didn't want to take natural breast enhancers, get my breasts all big and then get breast cancer and have them get cut off.

53:16 Steve-O Yeah, man, Sacramento is far away.

53:19 Drew They're not going to get big from these over-the-counter things. Believe me. Think about it, Lindsay. If they actually worked, how many women do you think would be on them right now? All right. The women are so freaked out by that stuff.

53:32 Steve-O Was that an F-bomb?

53:34 Drew Oh, she said that?

53:35 Steve-O I think so.

53:35 Drew I missed that.

53:36 Steve-O She cut one by it. It's going to cost you.

53:38 Drew Matt, 19.

53:39 Steve-O Dr. Drew and Steve-O, what's up?

53:41 Drew Matt.

53:42 Steve-O Chillin, dude.

53:43 Drew What's up?

53:43 Steve-O Steve-O, hey, man, you are still the coolest role model out there today.

53:48 Steve-O Yeah, let's see, Death Wish, drug and alcohol, cigarettes.

53:52 Drew Matt, role model, really? Role model?

53:55 Steve-O Yeah, I think so. I called in yesterday.

53:57 Steve-O Oh, nice, man, nice.

53:58 Steve-O Yeah, I got a question. What?

54:00 Steve-O Yeah, yeah, what's the question, bro?

54:01 Steve-O I got a question about Camp Steve-O. First of all, I want to say that I was going to work at Camp JCH. Shalom over the summer.

54:11 Steve-O Uh-huh, yeah, this will be during February.

54:13 Steve-O Yeah, yeah, but they kicked me out because for some reason they had reason to believe that I had indulged in some illegal substances while I was there.

54:22 Steve-O You know, dude, that's so funny. When I was 18, I was a summer camp counselor and I got fired for smoking grass too.

54:29 Steve-O But I didn't do it though, that's the thing.

54:31 Steve-O Oh yeah, yeah, there was just a lot of chlorine in the pools at those places, you know, your eyes get red.

54:35 Steve-O Yeah, they basically didn't like me because...

54:38 Steve-O I know, that's all I was doing was swimming too, dude.

54:40 Steve-O Yeah, I was acting like a Steve-O too much of the time I was there, I think.

54:43 Steve-O Oh yeah, well that's all good, you know, it's not like you're gonna make any money.

54:46 Drew Well, God knows you must have been the world's greatest counselor because they only fire the greatest counselors. They get threatened by people that are extra good and that makes them fire.

54:54 Steve-O Dude, I was such a good counselor, man. Like all my kids wanted. On my campers, one on Hunger Strike when they were crying and you know, like, I was the only counselor that didn't lose my voice from screaming at the kids.

55:07 Steve-O That's funny, man. Anyways, my question is, dude, let me get in on this show, man.

55:12 Steve-O Can I get your job back? I don't think so.

55:15 Steve-O Oh, no, dude, check it out. I can test out the elephant poo, make sure it's soft enough before the parents jump in it. Think about the irony of the situation. I got fired from the camp for acting too much like Steve-O, but now I'm going to be working there.

55:29 Steve-O Yeah, but we're going to be concealing the camp's identity, man.

55:34 Drew He was actually a counselor at the very camp you're taking over.

55:37 Steve-O Yeah, I got fired from it too. It's funny.

55:39 Drew It's pretty funny. Here is-

55:42 Steve-O I was a good counselor.

55:43 Drew Yeah, sure, and a role model. Renee, 21.

55:47 Caller Hi. I'm going to school to be a FBI professional.

55:53 Drew Interesting.

55:53 Caller But I've been told by psychologists that I do good at clinical psychology. But I have anxiety and ADHD and depression and whatnot. I didn't know if psychology would be a good field for me. I'm absolutely in love with it though.

56:10 Steve-O When you say anxiety, what symptoms are you having?

56:13 Caller Well, I have panic attacks in the last three years. I've had like four or five of them. And then I'm at the hospital.

56:21 Drew Are you a trauma survivor?

56:23 Caller My father died a week before my eighth birthday. Mom's an alcoholic.

56:28 Drew Mom's an alcoholic, right.

56:29 Caller Recovering.

56:30 Drew Yeah. And what did your dad die from?

56:34 Caller He had a massive heart attack at the age of 39.

56:37 Drew Was he an alcoholic or addict also?

56:39 Caller He smoked weed and he did have an alcoholic dream. My grandmother's an alcoholic.

56:44 Drew Okay. Well, Renee, here's the deal. If you get involved in intensive treatment of your own, such that these problems become well worked out and very well clarified, then it's possible you could be able to help.

56:58 Steve-O I might give her a leg up.

57:00 Drew Particularly in the addiction field, there's a lot of people that have recovered from addiction and or have family members or addiction that serve in that area.

57:08 Steve-O Yeah, the rehab I went to, everybody was in recovery.

57:11 Drew Right, or codependency recovery. So there's a whole area there that tends to make good use of people with issues, so to speak. In terms of being an individual therapist, sometimes the boundary issues can be so chronic and so difficult to manage that it makes it problematic to be sort of a traditional psychotherapist. But there are many, many other things. You can do psych testing. You can be, there's lots of different things you can do in that capacity as a clinical psychologist.

57:37 Caller What's the term for when you're doing like FDA profiling and what not? My, I want, like when I was in my freshman year, we started a program at my high school called DREAM, and it had to do with the school shootings. And my whole main goal of getting into psychology was to come up with some type of prevention or intervention type thing for that. And then I got into the, to reading about the profiling and...

58:03 Drew For youth violence you're talking about?

58:05 Caller Yeah, youth violence and any, like...

58:07 Drew Well, then again, you want to maybe...

58:09 Caller It sounds weird, but serial murder killers, they just, they intrigue me in exactly what's going on.

58:14 Steve-O So the term she's looking for is criminology, right?

58:16 Drew You may want to do criminology, you made it, you've got to look into this, masters of public health, there's all kinds of things that can be put to use in the eras you want to go. But I think it's fine that you go ahead and get adequate, full training, but make sure that you are taking care of completely your own stuff, so your participation in the various fields of profession you want to get into is not an acting out behavior. It's not about you. You're just interested in it and you're serving the community.

58:41 Steve-O Yeah, and whatever it is that you're going to try and do, I mean, whether it's criminal profiling or anything else, you want to kind of deal with your own issues before you, I mean, like these problems could get in the way of anything you pursue.

58:53 Drew That's exactly right. Terry, 27.

58:57 Caller Hi. I've been dating somebody for about six or seven months now. He is HIV positive.

59:05 Drew From what?

59:07 Caller Drug use.

59:09 Drew Is he in recovery?

59:10 Steve-O Yes.

59:11 Drew How long?

59:16 Caller Well, I mean, he's been in recovery, but he's been clean for about six years now.

59:22 Steve-O I don't know.

59:25 Caller I want to know what you think.

59:26 Drew Hold on.

59:27 Steve-O Whether you should sleep with a guy that you know has HIV?

59:29 Caller Yes.

59:30 Steve-O Probably not the greatest idea.

59:32 Drew Not a great idea. However, there are people that do that. I had a patient who did this for a long time, two males, and he can be on suppressive therapy where his viral loads are taken to very low level, and you can take very careful precautions. I wouldn't advise it, but there are things that can be done to significantly reduce your risk. Having said that, let's get back to his drug use again. What do you mean he hasn't used for six years but he's only been in recovery for a short period of time?

59:59 Caller No, no, no. He went to rehab, and he's been clean for six years. That's what I meant to say.

1:00:05 Drew And what drug?

1:00:07 Steve-O Heroin, right?

1:00:07 Steve-O Yeah.

1:00:09 Drew And first treatment, he's clean for six years?

1:00:11 Caller No.

1:00:12 Drew No.

1:00:12 Caller It's been like a third, I believe.

1:00:14 Drew Third treatment.

1:00:15 Caller Yeah.

1:00:15 Drew And he's going to meetings every day, he's working hard.

1:00:18 Steve-O Yes.

1:00:19 Drew All right. Well, people do this.

1:00:22 Steve-O I'm just picturing this intimate encounter where it's like really hot and heavy, and she's just thinking about HIV the whole time.

1:00:29 Steve-O Exactly. That's why.

1:00:31 Steve-O It's going to be tough sex to enjoy, you know. It's going to be like walking on a really high tightrope.

1:00:37 Drew I'm surprised you don't only sleep with HIV positive in the first place, Steve-O, if you just wrap your alley, the kind of stuff you like. You said you do it without a condom and you'd cut your penis first. Terry, we can't answer this one for you. This is a very, very personal decision.

1:00:53 Steve-O Yeah. I mean, there's no logic in the chamber of the heart, but if you're talking about Dr. Drew's doctor's office, then he's going to say, don't do it.

1:01:02 Drew But definitely, if you do, get his viral load has to be very low. Is he on antiviral therapies right now?

1:01:07 Steve-O Yeah.

1:01:08 Drew And does he have a detectable viral load?

1:01:11 Steve-O No.

1:01:12 Drew Non-detectable viral load? Well, so your wrists are well managed. They really are. Has he actually had any AIDS symptoms?

1:01:19 Caller No.

1:01:21 Drew All right. Terry, God bless you. Good luck.

1:01:23 Caller Thanks.

1:01:23 Drew It's going to be tough. I can just imagine. I mean, you freak out about colds. You're a little bit of a germ guy.

1:01:30 Steve-O Oh, I don't know.

1:01:31 Drew For a guy that rolls around in elephant poop, you're thinking about that stuff a little bit.

1:01:34 Steve-O But I'm not like scared of him. I just think I don't really get colds that much.

1:01:38 Drew You brought it up more than the average person about STDs. It freaks you out and talk about colds.

1:01:44 Steve-O These Valchuk's commercials scare the crap out of me.

1:01:46 Drew Well, so what if you get herpes? So what? It's a big deal. You're expecting to die of your indulgences someday anyway.

1:01:54 Steve-O I don't know. It's just how do you get laid after you know you have herpes?

1:01:56 Steve-O You know what it is, Drew?

1:01:57 Drew What? It's like a guy who swims in the ocean a lot, gets worried about being eaten by sharks more than people who live in the desert.

1:02:04 Steve-O Maybe, yeah.

1:02:06 Steve-O His wiener is always in different things.

1:02:07 Drew In danger. Is he a wiener? Wiener is in danger.

1:02:10 Steve-O Maybe.

1:02:10 Drew And he knows he's taking it out. He's going to see swimming in the ocean no matter what. Ashley's out there in Venice and Fairfax, right? I bet.

1:02:18 Steve-O Oh, man. Ashley, I hope you come in Venice and Fairfax. It's like what part of town is this?

1:02:23 Drew Culver City. Cindy, 21.

1:02:25 Caller Hi.

1:02:26 Drew What's up, Cindy?

1:02:27 Caller Hi. Well, basically, my question was why is it so hard for me to have like an orgasm? Like I've hardly ever felt one, if anything.

1:02:36 Drew Do you, does your boyfriend do oral sex with you?

1:02:39 Caller Um, yeah.

1:02:40 Steve-O Who cares?

1:02:42 Drew And is that by the means whereby you're able to do this? Cindy? She's hanging up on us in the middle of a conversation?

1:02:53 Steve-O What was that? I was zoning out, I was zoning out. Like, her boyfriend's in prison, how long can she hold off?

1:02:59 Drew And it's just difficult to have your orgasm. That's a weird call. See, I blame you, Steve-O. Sarah, 18. Sarah? Hi. You're on with Steve-O.

1:03:09 Steve-O Boyfriend's getting jealous, that means he's cheating on you.

1:03:12 Drew Sometimes guys are just, you know, 17-year-old guys are just hyped, hopped up, you know what I mean?

1:03:16 Steve-O Yeah.

1:03:16 Drew They're so full of testosterone, that makes them aggressive and...

1:03:19 Steve-O Did your boyfriend start out jealous?

1:03:21 Steve-O No, no, no. I'm the jealous one.

1:03:23 Steve-O Oh, you're the jealous one, okay.

1:03:25 Steve-O Why?

1:03:27 Steve-O Well, I was in a kind of abusive relationship all last year, and so, like, he'll do things that really piss me off, and I won't say anything, because I don't want to get in a fight, because, like, I'll do anything not to get in a fight.

1:03:39 Drew Why? What's wrong with fighting?

1:03:43 Steve-O Well, I just really don't want to deal with the drama anymore. Like, we get along really, really well, and things are good most of the time, but I find myself just not saying so sometimes.

1:03:53 Drew What drama anymore? We haven't heard about your drama yet.

1:03:57 Steve-O Well, I just, like, pretty much, it was so bad that my parents put me in boot camp.

1:04:02 Drew Your previous relationship?

1:04:04 Steve-O Yeah.

1:04:04 Drew Okay.

1:04:05 Steve-O You want to put your parents in boot camp?

1:04:07 Get on your knees, scumbag!

1:04:10 Steve-O Yeah, I wish my parents would go to boot camp.

1:04:13 Drew Steve-O has one for them.

1:04:15 Steve-O Yeah, but the kids have to be between the ages 7 and 17.

1:04:18 Caller Oh, damn.

1:04:19 Drew Why not 18-year-olds?

1:04:21 Steve-O I don't know.

1:04:23 Drew All right. So, Sarah, what is the question?

1:04:25 Caller Well, I just don't know.

1:04:26 Steve-O When do I draw the line? Like, when is it just like something stupid and little that I need to like let go? And when is it something that I should like actually get pissed off about?

1:04:36 Steve-O Well, I don't know. I think honesty is the best policy. And if it's bothering you, mention it.

1:04:39 Drew When he has sex with another girl, you should be pissed off. When he's not considered of your feelings, you should be pissed off. Anything else is you trying surreptitiously to create the drama you're trying to prevent. Sarah, you need drama. Oh, man, do you need drama? I don't know why, but you're into that and you need to cut it out.

1:05:01 Steve-O Well, that's what I'm trying to do. I'm really scared. Like, I don't want to.

1:05:05 Steve-O I was thinking, I was thinking Dr. Drew is awesome.

1:05:08 Steve-O He pretty much rocks.

1:05:12 Steve-O Stop looking for drama.

1:05:14 Drew You're into it. You are into it. Those parents that sent you to boot camp, are they your biological parents?

1:05:20 Steve-O Yeah.

1:05:21 Drew And did they have a lot of drama when you were growing up?

1:05:23 Steve-O Huh? No, not really.

1:05:25 Drew Huh. I wonder where you got this. Maybe it's just something you need to outgrow, but you are into it now. And where you don't find it, it's too boring to... I don't know. What am I feeling with you? Did you, were your parents both working when you were growing up?

1:05:41 Steve-O No. Like, my dad was a commercial fisherman, so he was gone in the summer, but he was home all in it along with me.

1:05:48 Drew And where was your mom?

1:05:49 Steve-O She was a set designer, so she was home a lot, too.

1:05:52 Drew Why does it feel like you have trouble being close to people without as a craziness?

1:05:57 Steve-O I don't know.

1:05:58 Drew Isn't that the case?

1:06:00 Steve-O Well, sometimes. I don't really trust people anymore.

1:06:03 Drew Why? Oh, because of this trauma relationship.

1:06:06 Steve-O Yeah, I don't know.

1:06:07 Steve-O I feel like it kind of screwed me up more than I thought.

1:06:10 Drew Those will screw you up. It really will. And it's time to kind of get back land and have a real relationship, but you're going to have to... Do you have a therapist?

1:06:17 Steve-O No. I had one, but they were kind of the ones who put me in boot camp.

1:06:21 Drew Hmm. You're going to have to really contain this tendency to create chaos and sabotage relationships. You're at a crossroads in your life, Sarah. You're either going to be someone who can have close relationships or you're going to be someone who can't. And if you're someone who can't, we call that a borderline personality disorder, and that's how you go through life, living in chaos. And I think you've got to get it together now. It's time. Yeah. Okay.

1:06:44 Steve-O Okay.

1:06:46 Drew If he does something bad, if he lets you down, humans do do that once in a while, shockingly. They do. You'll get over it, you'll move on, you'll have another close relationship. In the meantime, don't F this one up, okay?

1:06:58 Well, that's what I'm trying to do.

1:06:59 Steve-O I'm moving out of my house right now, so it's not so chaotic.

1:07:03 Drew Out of the house with this guy?

1:07:05 Steve-O No, with my parents.

1:07:07 Drew I thought you said there was no chaos with your parents.

1:07:09 Steve-O Well, our lives aren't very chaotic, but just my house is. I have twin sisters, and there's always just a ton of stuff going on, and I'm trying to work and go to school right now, so I'm just trying to tone stuff down.

1:07:22 Drew And you're going to move in with this guy?

1:07:24 Steve-O Yeah.

1:07:25 Drew That's not toning stuff down, that's teething it all up. That's throwing it into a boundaryless situation.

1:07:30 Steve-O Yeah, real pressure cooker.

1:07:31 Drew Yeah, but fine, that's what you want to do. Great. But just go in and contain yourself. Take care of yourself. Make sure you're watching out your boundaries. Make sure you let him be a separate person. You don't have to be constantly controlling him. Do things you need to do to feel good about yourself and let this relationship take a course. And don't have kids. Do not have kids. God do not have kids. Holy Christ, do not have kids. Take birth control. What? Okay. Hold on. What are you doing for birth control, Sarah? What are you doing for birth control? There we go. Excellent. Make sure you take that every three months. Don't worry that you stop having your period. Be careful. It might screw with your moods a little bit. If your moods become more unstable on that stuff, you might want to get on NuvaRing or something like that. That's a once a month deal. Talk to your doctor about that. Anyway, Steve-O in the studio.

1:08:21 Steve-O I can't imagine a girl complaining about not having her period.

1:08:25 Drew I know. They freak out about it.

1:08:26 Steve-O I'm going to explode.

1:08:28 Drew But they don't need to. They feel like they have to have it. They don't have to have it.

1:08:31 Steve-O Periods are for the birds.

1:08:35 Drew See, you're a clean guy. You're one of these fastidious guys.

1:08:38 Steve-O You wash your hands a lot.

1:08:41 Drew You're in England.

1:08:41 Steve-O It bums me out to, you know, girls will be like, Oh, no, it's cool. We'll put a towel down. What do you do? I just kind of, yeah, I'm not into that.

1:08:53 Drew So if Ashley is on her time.

1:08:56 Steve-O Yeah, if it's that time of the month.

1:08:58 Drew When she shows up here tonight at Fairfax.

1:09:00 Steve-O Maybe I'll just rub my wiener for her.

1:09:03 Drew And that's exciting.

1:09:04 Steve-O That's very exciting.

1:09:06 Drew And very quaint. Very old fashioned, Steve. Very old fashioned. Maybe that's what that HIV positive guy should do with.

1:09:11 Steve-O Yeah, exactly.

1:09:12 Drew They can do that. A mutual masturbation and pornography and all that stuff actually is useful for couples whether somebody's got HIV.

1:09:17 Caller Absolutely.

1:09:19 Drew We're just helping lots of people tonight. 1800-LOVE-191. It's Loveline. He's Steve-O. We'll be right back.

1:09:25 Caller Yep, Loveline will be back.

1:09:27 Steve-O Glad to hear it.

1:09:30 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:09:43 Drew It's Loveline, 1-800-LLBE-191, Camp Steve-O, coming up soon at 1-800-481-5952. Send your parents to be cool, to be made cool.

1:09:53 Steve-O Yeah.

1:09:54 Drew Season 3, Wild Boys on MTV2, because it's too wild. Yeah. But they're going to play in Wild Boys, Season 4, beginning of January, on the regular MTV, yes?

1:10:03 Steve-O No, no, no, it's still going on MTV2.

1:10:05 Drew Oh, fantastic. All right, let's take some calls here. This is Kayla, 22.

1:10:12 Caller Hello?

1:10:12 Drew What's up, Kayla?

1:10:14 Caller Hi, how are you?

1:10:15 Drew We're good.

1:10:16 Steve-O I want to ask Steve-O if he thinks that maybe, because he gets kicked in the groin so many times, that's affecting his sexual performance, since he said he doesn't last very long.

1:10:24 Drew That would make him last longer, all that reduction of testosterone and lack of lymphatic flow.

1:10:31 Steve-O That's my, you know, like, yeah, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. I'm horrible in bed.

1:10:37 Steve-O And I also wanted to say about how, when you were on Adam Corolla, we waited to talk to you and you got too wasted. And they're like, we're sorry.

1:10:43 Steve-O Yeah. Man, I'm sorry. Like, I'm really not the kind of guy that turns down, you know, a picture, an autograph.

1:10:50 Drew What do you want to talk to him about?

1:10:52 Steve-O No, we didn't.

1:10:52 Steve-O Well, actually, how do we become Ashley to hang out with you?

1:10:56 Steve-O Where are you at?

1:10:57 Caller We're in Redland.

1:10:59 Steve-O I don't know where you guys at.

1:11:01 Steve-O We're in LA.

1:11:02 Drew She's about an hour and a half away.

1:11:03 Steve-O Yeah.

1:11:04 Steve-O Oh, no way.

1:11:04 Steve-O It's probably like 45 minutes.

1:11:07 Steve-O Got any weed?

1:11:09 Steve-O Actually, we do.

1:11:10 Steve-O Oh, yes.

1:11:11 Steve-O That's what we're doing right now.

1:11:12 Steve-O We pulled over because they're like, oh, hold on. So we're like, we got to pull over at McDonald's and we're smoking right now, actually.

1:11:18 Steve-O Hey, can you get her number for Sliz? I'm going to have my assistant give you a call. Yeah.

1:11:26 Drew In the meantime, this is Lindsey 22.

1:11:28 Hello.

1:11:29 Drew Lindsey, what's up?

1:11:31 Caller Okay. I'm engaged and every time we have sex with my fiance, I can't come because he's done in a minute. He just said that it feels good.

1:11:45 Steve-O Yeah. Time is money, man.

1:11:46 Drew Are you engaged to Steve-O?

1:11:49 Caller Even when we're like, we'll have oral and I'll get worked up, but nothing. The only way I can come is if I have a vibrator.

1:11:56 Steve-O Can't you just finish yourself off? I mean, Jesus Christ, give the guy a break.

1:12:00 Drew Steve-O is insensitive. He's insensitive by this call. It's the most disturbing call of the night for him.

1:12:05 Steve-O Forget the HIV.

1:12:08 Caller He's older than me and like, I've been with guys that are like way bigger and I feel bad. I like don't want to hear this feeling because he kind of has a small wiener, but.

1:12:17 Drew It is Steve-O, isn't it? It is.

1:12:20 Caller I like every time we do a doggie style, he's like done in two seconds. And I was just like wondering if there is like a different position to slow him down. And it's like, there's something you could take.

1:12:30 Drew There will be, there actually will be, there will be a medication. It's been held up a little bit at the FDA, but it's going to be out soon that will actually substantially increase his time. It's basically similar to antidepressant medicine, but it's very short acting. So you can take it just for like a half hour of pharmacology.

1:12:47 Steve-O Oh, that's awesome.

1:12:48 Drew Yeah, you'll use it too.

1:12:49 Steve-O I know. I wonder. Actually, I probably won't even care, but... How do they do the medical study for that, do you think?

1:12:56 Drew There's millions of guys that have this problem. They just sign guys up. They just put...

1:13:02 Steve-O Do they have them masturbate in the study?

1:13:06 Drew You know, they actually, it was during intercourse, they actually not only measured time to orgasm for the man, but partner satisfaction.

1:13:13 Steve-O You know what I think? You know what I think really my problem with premature ejaculation is? It's my mental process when I'm masturbating, you know?

1:13:22 Drew You're in such a hurry?

1:13:23 Steve-O Well, yeah, like when a guy is masturbating by himself, you know, it's just a matter of like, you know, just rah, you know, and like, you really...

1:13:30 Drew Do that again.

1:13:31 Steve-O Rah.

1:13:32 Drew I know why the girls are so into it when you do that.

1:13:35 Steve-O It's amazing.

1:13:36 Drew Steve, it's amazing.

1:13:37 Steve-O I know, I am good at it. But yeah, like I think that the guy is masturbating, their whole mental process is to get it over and done with as soon as possible.

1:13:46 Drew And I think you even like, You know what, not necessarily, some guys like sex addicts and stuff get lost in it for a long period of time before they are again.

1:13:52 Steve-O Oh yeah, not me dude. And then I really just accidentally apply the same sort of process with chicks, you know.

1:14:01 Caller Well he said that, I'm like, when he's with me, it goes really quick, but like any other girl he's been with before, he's like, I can last forever. He's like, it's just because I love you so much. And I'm like, think of baseball or something because I like don't get mine. And then I get like all pissed off and don't want to have sex anymore. And then he gets all pissed at me.

1:14:20 Steve-O You just got to finish yourself off and give the guy a break.

1:14:22 Drew There are, if it's really a deal breaker in your relationship, there, believe it or not, Zoloft, Prozac, those medicines have been advocated occasionally for this kind of thing. It will make him last longer, also decreases sex drive though. And it's not something to be entered into lightly. It's a significant medication.

1:14:39 Steve-O I mean, for the most part, you just got to, you know, it's really like a compliment. You know, you're just so, you turn him on so much that it's just, he explodes.

1:14:49 Drew How about him wearing a condom?

1:14:50 Steve-O Yeah. Yeah, for sure.

1:14:53 Caller Yeah, and he's not wearing one. He said he could go longer, so maybe we'll try that and see.

1:14:57 Drew And why doesn't he go for a second round? I don't understand.

1:14:59 Steve-O Well, we do, but like, He's asleep.

1:15:01 Steve-O I still won't get off.

1:15:02 Caller He won't get off.

1:15:03 Drew He won't get off. He what?

1:15:05 Steve-O She still won't get off on round two.

1:15:07 Caller I have to like finish myself off.

1:15:09 Drew There's something more going on here.

1:15:11 Caller When I use a vibrator so much, I like to do that.

1:15:13 Steve-O Oh, I know what to do. I know what to do. Make sure, okay, the number one, have him take ecstasy, because like that just turns you into Superman.

1:15:20 Drew Another 40,000 people lost to Steve-O's magical.

1:15:24 Steve-O That's the one thing. Like, I mean, not that I take ecstasy a lot, but when I do, when I do, I'm absolute Superman. I'm great in bed when I'm on ecstasy. And, you know, getting extraordinarily intoxicated, you know, just the drunkard, the better, you know, like your boyfriend's not drinking enough. If he's smoking grass, that might be contributing to premature ejaculation. Get him off the grass. So basically no more grass, more alcohol and ecstasy.

1:15:51 Drew That's Steve-O's alchemy. Alchemy for good health. Good health and relationships.

1:15:56 Steve-O And then you'll get your love life back.

1:15:57 Drew Kylie, 19.

1:15:59 Caller Hi, I kind of have a friend with benefits.

1:16:05 Steve-O Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

1:16:08 Caller Yeah, and well, I don't really know what to do. I mean, it's getting a little out of control and I want to move on.

1:16:15 Drew What do you mean it's out of control?

1:16:16 Caller Like blow jobs, handouts.

1:16:19 Steve-O The benefits aren't that beneficial anymore.

1:16:21 Drew You don't sound 19. Are you actually 19?

1:16:23 Caller Yeah.

1:16:24 Drew You sound like you're like 15, 16.

1:16:27 Caller 19.

1:16:28 Steve-O So you're trying to upgrade the relationship from friend with benefits to exclusive boyfriend, girlfriend?

1:16:34 Caller Yeah.

1:16:35 Drew That never happens. That never happens. There's a reason you're friends with benefits because that's where he wants it.

1:16:40 Steve-O Yeah.

1:16:43 Caller Okay.

1:16:43 Drew You don't go from, don't think because he's having sex with you, he has any feelings. In fact, friends with benefits by definition precludes feelings.

1:16:53 Caller Okay.

1:16:54 Drew Yeah. Kylie, that's what friends with benefits is.

1:16:58 Steve-O I wonder if she isn't participating in these benefits just because she really feels strongly about this guy. And if this is just a big disappointment in the works.

1:17:06 Drew Of course. Women do this. They convince themselves that, well, he's having sex with me. He'll eventually love me. Or this is, you know, it means that he loves me. That's crap.

1:17:14 Steve-O Yeah. So the answer is don't have kids.

1:17:18 Drew Get out of here. Use birth control. Get out of this relationship, Kylie. It's only going to hurt you more the longer you stay in. Okay? Yeah. Why do women do that to themselves? They do not understand how men work.

1:17:30 Steve-O Yeah.

1:17:30 Drew And the guy says friends and benefits because that's exactly what he wants.

1:17:34 Steve-O I loved it when we were at that party and he told me all dudes are the same.

1:17:38 Drew They are, right?

1:17:39 Steve-O Yeah. Right? So simple, yeah.

1:17:41 Drew It's very simple. Men are very, listen, the thing that makes a male a male is this tiny bit of DNA called the Y chromosome and it's shrinking. It's getting smaller with time.

1:17:49 Steve-O Oh yeah, does that mean that?

1:17:51 Drew The thing that makes a woman a woman is the two huge X chromosomes. They're giant, the tiny bit of DNA. That's why they're so complex. You know, what makes a woman sexual and aroused is like the flight deck of a 747. We're like a light switch, right?

1:18:05 Steve-O That's awesome.

1:18:05 Drew And maybe light switches have a little, some of them have a little Pillsbury Doughboy around it or some of them have a little color or a little light inside, but just a light switch.

1:18:14 Steve-O Are you ever jealous of women? Do you think that they're getting more out of it with that whole console?

1:18:19 Drew Uh, no.

1:18:21 Steve-O It's just a complication, though.

1:18:22 Drew Yeah, I wouldn't want to have to deal with all that myself, but I do think it's a more evolved, I think because they're more intuitive, they're experiencing more things, but I wouldn't want to do that now. Ann, 18.

1:18:32 Caller Hi.

1:18:33 Drew What's up, Ann?

1:18:35 Caller I love to masturbate.

1:18:36 Caller I masturbate normally at least once a day, but I was four or five months between periods, and I was wondering if one could do it the other.

1:18:47 Drew You're masturbating so much that you've knocked the periods out of you?

1:18:50 Steve-O She's got an irregular menstrual cycle from, and she thinks masturbation. Totally unconnected things, huh?

1:18:58 Drew The masturbation is definitely not causing the disconnected periods or the irregular periods. However, sometimes polycystic ovarian disease can elevate your androgens a little bit, and so can being overweight.

1:19:11 Steve-O That's a good thing, right?

1:19:12 Drew Are you overweight?

1:19:13 Caller No.

1:19:14 Drew Okay. And do you have polycystic ovaries?

1:19:17 Caller No.

1:19:18 Drew Okay. And have you been evaluated for these irregular cycles?

1:19:22 Steve-O No, I haven't.

1:19:24 Drew Why don't you do that?

1:19:26 Caller Because actually I'm really shy about myself and I don't like people really looking at me.

1:19:33 Drew Are you sexually active? Do you have sex with people?

1:19:35 Caller I've had sex with two guys.

1:19:37 Drew All right. So you could die of cervical cancer if you don't go get a pap smear. It's that simple. If you're being sexually active, you have to get pap smear. Cervical cancer kills young women. That's why you get the pap smear every year. If you're going to be sexually active, you have to have this exam. And you might as well get used to it. I'm being sort of harsh about it. I know it's unpleasant, but every woman on earth, certainly in this country at least, goes through it every year and managed to sort of get over it. And you can find a doctor that you feel comfortable with. It can be a female.

1:20:08 Steve-O Do you do gynecology in your practice?

1:20:10 Drew Yeah, a lot of it. I've done a bunch of it.

1:20:13 Steve-O That can really bum you out on, right? You think it's a big, enviable job, but it's actually really horrible.

1:20:22 Drew Jesse, 18. Hello? Hey, Jesse, what's going on? You're on with Steve-O.

1:20:26 Steve-O Sounds like she's in the car on the way over here.

1:20:28 Steve-O I am. I am in the car.

1:20:30 Steve-O Yeah, rad.

1:20:32 Steve-O Yeah, traffic.

1:20:33 Steve-O She's a homecoming queen and she's on the way over. Yes.

1:20:36 Steve-O Yes.

1:20:37 Steve-O Yes. Okay. This is my question. I'm like usually in all aspects of my life, I'm so confident. I've basically been that kind of girl. I mean, yeah, I was homecoming queen. I was Nancy president, whatever. I've always been kind of like a go-getter and I'm not ugly. I'm actually really pretty and I know that. I'm not one of those girls who are like, I'm fat or I'm this or I'm that.

1:20:59 Drew You're fat.

1:21:01 Steve-O Yeah, no. So I'm like, I'm just wondering, I'm with this guy and he's a lot older than me.

1:21:07 Steve-O You're not with him now, are you?

1:21:09 Steve-O No, I am, yes.

1:21:11 Drew But you are with the second, he's there with you?

1:21:14 Steve-O Oh, no.

1:21:15 Steve-O Oh, sweet, sweet, sweet.

1:21:16 Steve-O Yeah, and I hope he's not listening to it because actually he got me into this show.

1:21:20 Steve-O No way, no way, he's not listening.

1:21:23 Steve-O But okay, he's totally not listening to me.

1:21:25 Steve-O She's already coming.

1:21:27 Steve-O I'm sorry?

1:21:27 Steve-O She's not, you're coming to the show, right? Are you coming to pick me up?

1:21:31 Steve-O Yeah, what is it?

1:21:32 Steve-O I want to get it like the most possible people like to be waiting outside the studio when we come out. Anyway. Well, I'll go back to my pad. It'll be red.

1:21:42 Steve-O Okay, sweet.

1:21:44 Steve-O She's not coming.

1:21:46 Steve-O She's not, man, damn. I thought that's what she said.

1:21:49 Drew So she's in her car. Next caller. She's in her car. So, Jessica, get to the point here. What's the question?

1:21:55 Steve-O Okay, the question is, I'm so insecure when we have sex.

1:21:59 Steve-O I don't know why.

1:22:01 Steve-O Like, I really don't know why. I'm not even one of these people.

1:22:03 Drew Oh, Jessie. Oh, man.

1:22:07 Steve-O Yeah.

1:22:08 Drew She must be good looking because she's a real serious pain in the butt. Yeah. I mean, somebody that could talk like that. She just let a big old F-bomb go.

1:22:15 Steve-O Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:22:16 Drew It's like she's not even aware where she is.

1:22:18 Steve-O I said, it sounds like she's in the car on the way over here. And she said that she was in the car, but not on the way over here. Damn.

1:22:26 Drew So Anderson, you tell us when we've reset on old Jesse here.

1:22:31 Steve-O Yeah, hopefully.

1:22:33 Drew Jesse.

1:22:34 Steve-O Yes. OK.

1:22:36 Steve-O Now you can't swear like that.

1:22:37 Drew But you're a filthy mouth bitch.

1:22:41 Steve-O I'm so sorry.

1:22:42 Drew Yeah.

1:22:43 Steve-O We had to dump you like that.

1:22:44 Drew Yeah. You didn't realize it.

1:22:45 Steve-O No kidding.

1:22:47 Steve-O Yeah. It's OK. So where are you headed right now?

1:22:50 Drew Anderson. Heavy.

1:22:52 Steve-O I'm coming from River to LA. I live in LA.

1:22:56 Steve-O OK. So.

1:22:56 Steve-O I'm in Chino right now, actually.

1:22:59 Steve-O All right. And you're not coming to this radio station?

1:23:03 Steve-O No. I'm sorry.

1:23:04 Steve-O Oh, man. All right.

1:23:09 Drew Is there any problem with this relationship, Jesse? Is this relationship going OK?

1:23:13 Steve-O Yeah.

1:23:13 Steve-O We've actually been together for a year.

1:23:16 Drew And is this the only guy you've slept with?

1:23:18 Steve-O Yeah.

1:23:19 Steve-O I lost my virginity to him.

1:23:20 Steve-O Is that why?

1:23:21 Steve-O That's what I was going to ask.

1:23:22 Drew Yeah. Maybe something about how he's making you feel. You've really not had much experience. This is the first time with a guy. Maybe he's making you not feel secure or loved or close in these relationships.

1:23:33 Steve-O Maybe he's grunting in a really awkward way. Yeah. Like grunting can make anyone feel uncomfortable.

1:23:41 Steve-O Well, I was also going to ask because before me, he was with this girl from last year and like, I feel weird because I know she doesn't have anything on me. Like this is the thing. This guy is not the usual kind of guy I would date. I'm more like, you know, I mean, he's cute. I really love him for who he is, though. And I usually, to be honest, it's so fake that I do not date guys that I really, you know.

1:24:06 Drew This is like an episode of the OC. This is really like an episode of the OC.

1:24:10 Steve-O But the thing is...

1:24:11 Steve-O You mean Laguna Beach?

1:24:12 Drew Laguna Beach, Rosie. I'm going to put her in cold for a second. Let's see if she's still going to come back to...

1:24:16 Steve-O Here we go. Listen.

1:24:17 Steve-O It's like she's disgusting, but I always think of...

1:24:20 Caller Put it back on.

1:24:22 Drew By the way, what... Well, let's let her talk. Yeah, let's get back to Jessie. She is a bitch.

1:24:29 Steve-O Yeah.

1:24:30 Steve-O Who's a bitch?

1:24:33 Steve-O You know, like... You know.

1:24:36 Steve-O Why are you hating on me? I'm just...

1:24:37 Steve-O I'm not hating on you because you're not coming to the damn radio station. Let's go to the next call. For God's sakes, I'm going to become grumpy.

1:24:43 Drew Jessie, here's the deal. These are normal problems for somebody your age. You're sorting through a relationship with somebody who is probably not who you really think he is, and in bed, that lack of closeness is becoming evident to you. Yeah, and you really need to think about, it's like you haven't gotten through your bad boy phase, and I think this may get you through it. This is not who you imagine him to be, and you need to think about it and trust your feelings and realize what you're feeling when you're trying to be close to that person.

1:25:12 Steve-O Ashley ran out again.

1:25:13 Drew Hang on a second. We'll talk to Ashley in a second. You realize, be very cognizant of your instincts and realize who this person actually is, not who you wish him to be. Ashley, very quickly, we've got to go to commercial. What happened?

1:25:28 Caller I ran out of gas.

1:25:29 Drew Oh, honey. Oh, no way. No way. She's lying.

1:25:32 Steve-O Yeah. Dr. Drew knows what's up.

1:25:35 Drew Liar!

1:25:35 Steve-O Liar whore! Liar whore!

1:25:37 Steve-O You know it!

1:25:38 Caller Speaking of which, thanks for talking about my rag on the air.

1:25:41 Caller That was kind of cool.

1:25:44 Steve-O I said it in general when it checks on the rag. Why, are you on the rag or something?

1:25:47 Caller No.

1:25:47 Steve-O Am I supposed to have ESP? How can you take advantage of something like that? Man, you did run out of gas.

1:25:54 Drew All right, we're going to be right back. 1-800-LOVE-191. Let's see if Steve-O can re-coop Ashley or heal his relationship with her. And Steve-O from Wild Boys and Camp Steve-O and Wild Boys Jackass 2, the sequel coming up. Filming in January. We'll be right back.

1:26:12 Steve-O Loveline.

1:26:14 Steve-O Loveline will be right back.

1:26:24 Drew All right, we have limited time here with Steve-O. Will you come back? Will you come back on Thursday?

1:26:28 Steve-O Sure, man.

1:26:28 Drew You come back on Thursday?

1:26:29 Steve-O Let me see what day is...

1:26:31 Drew I've actually got to be in Kentucky on Thursday.

1:26:32 Steve-O Thursday I got to shoot four TV commercials.

1:26:34 Drew So you'll come in at the end of that?

1:26:36 Steve-O I don't know, I think Thursday might be a bad day for that.

1:26:38 Drew I've got to be in Kentucky, we're looking for somebody that we can really rely on to command the ship here. So I'll be out there broadcasting back.

1:26:45 Steve-O Oh, okay. Maybe I'll call in. But yeah, Thursday, I'm going to be injured. I can tell, I can smell it.

1:26:52 Drew Oh, so you get scared sometimes?

1:26:53 Steve-O Oh, yeah. Basically everything I do scares the crap out of me.

1:26:56 Drew I saw you take a beat when you were at Adam's show and you had to jump off the couch on the floor. You were like, oh, no, it's going to hurt. It's like, yeah, it's going to hurt.

1:27:04 Steve-O Wait, Steve-O, were you totally blacked out during that?

1:27:07 Steve-O The first time I went to Adam Corolla's show, I can't remember anything. Over an hour before the taping, I can't remember all the way through waking up all bloody in my bed at 11 p.m. And you were saying that you watched it numerous times since? Yeah, yeah, and then, and then, so I woke up and I was like, oh my God, I can't remember like the last nine hours or something. Like, geez, what happened? And then I was writing time to turn on the show. And as I watched it, I was like, so nervous about what I may have done, you know? I was just thinking, I burned every bridge in the business and got done watching. I was like, yes, there's nothing to be apologetic about.

1:27:40 Drew Adam made the big mistake of asking him what his partially taken off tattoo was from. Or was it actually-

1:27:46 Steve-O Yeah, he was asking me a question about just like a tattoo I've had for years.

1:27:50 Drew Somebody you've been asking a million times.

1:27:51 Steve-O I know, yeah. And I just snapped and, you know.

1:27:54 Drew Attacked. What are you gonna do? This is Scott. What's up, Scott?

1:27:58 Steve-O Hey, what's up? Question for Dr. Drew. I, it seems like every time I make out with someone, I get really sick afterwards.

1:28:13 Steve-O What do you mean sick? What are you talking about, dude?

1:28:15 Steve-O Like maybe one or two days later, I get really feverish. It almost feels like you get like mono.

1:28:22 Steve-O Are you making out with street hookers? Only sometimes.

1:28:28 Steve-O No, it's just people I know, and it seems that I think it's happened about six times in the last maybe two years.

1:28:36 Steve-O I really like.

1:28:37 Steve-O I couldn't.

1:28:37 Steve-O I go on and then I start developing a relationship.

1:28:40 Steve-O I make out. It's a really hot make out session and then.

1:28:45 Drew Steve-O, you make everybody feel so damn comfortable. They feel like it's okay to drop F bombs, S bombs.

1:28:51 Steve-O That's so, I'm just picturing this. Hey dude, don't swear on the radio.

1:28:54 Drew Well, I got the idea. The idea, first of all, you wonder if he's the kind of, some people just are tend to get tonsillitis more readily. Let me quickly ask him. Scott.

1:29:05 Steve-O Yeah.

1:29:05 Drew You hang up on him?

1:29:06 Steve-O Watch your filthy mouth, you prick.

1:29:08 Drew Do you have a long history of getting tonsillitis?

1:29:11 Steve-O No, I don't have any history of that.

1:29:13 Steve-O I've got the funniest mental image of this guy's passionate make-out. Are you making out so violently that open wounds are-

1:29:25 Steve-O That's only when that happens.

1:29:27 Steve-O Are you chewing on tongues and stuff?

1:29:29 Drew Right. You get yourself so sort of abnormally exposed, let's say. Not that it's to the other person's bacteria, but you just sort of traumatize your mouth.

1:29:40 Steve-O Well, I hear people can be a host to a bug and not exhibit any symptoms.

1:29:44 Drew Yeah, they could be a host, but that's not what's happening here. You're the host and you're traumatizing the tissues so much that bacteria gets to break in.

1:29:52 Steve-O Is that what it is?

1:29:53 Drew Yeah, it's got to take it easy. Just go easy. That's what I was picturing too, interestingly. The guy with like a garbage disposal mouth. He's just coming at these wherever.

1:30:05 Steve-O Chew on my tongue.

1:30:07 Drew All right, we've got to sort of wrap up here a little bit. Pull your balls. You like that?

1:30:13 Steve-O Yeah, I have a friend who tells girls to just pull, like pull on the balls and pull harder. No, no, really.

1:30:20 Steve-O You can caress the balls. You can gently pat them. You can stroke them. You can juggle them from side to side to side to hand to hand, but don't punch the balls.

1:30:32 Steve-O That's so funny.

1:30:33 Drew All right, the new movie is Jackass 2, The Sequel.

1:30:36 Steve-O Yeah, we haven't even started shooting yet.

1:30:37 Drew The new reality show is Camp Steve-O. You can send your parents there if you call 1-800-481-5952, at least to be sort of considered for casting. Wild Boy Season 3 on the air on MTV in January, Season 4 starts up, and Steve-O and I will be back in just a minute. Steve-O is to go, you know, sort of...

1:31:05 Steve-O No, no, don't talk about that.

1:31:07 Drew I'm just saying, it's just your criminal record you just listed for us. I'm sorry, I won't give you the specifics.

1:31:11 Steve-O I'm censoring myself for the first time ever, because I could be in real trouble for that.

1:31:15 Drew Please don't talk about it. Well, now we've got something on him, man. So if you really want something, you're in.

1:31:21 Steve-O All right, man, I hope there's a bunch of people outside, but...

1:31:23 Drew I hope so, too, for your sake. Because if we make you happy tonight, you can come back, and I hope you will come back.

1:31:28 Steve-O I'll always be psyched to come back.

1:31:30 Drew I really want to do Steve-O Thursdays. I think there's Steve-O Mondays or something.

1:31:33 Steve-O We'll figure it out.

1:31:34 Steve-O On Sunday, what are we doing on Saturday and Sunday?

1:31:38 Drew That's a local thing in K-Rock.

1:31:39 Steve-O All right.

1:31:41 Drew And we'll get you back for the Loveline show soon enough.

1:31:44 Steve-O Yeah, definitely.

1:31:44 Drew But you're great, and we appreciate you participating.

1:31:46 Steve-O Hey, dude, I'd love to be here, man, and yeah, what a blast.

1:31:50 Drew And thank you for not pooing on anything or peeing on anything.

1:31:52 Steve-O And not swearing.

1:31:53 Drew And not cussing. You're a gentleman. A gentleman. All right, so...

1:31:57 Steve-O So this is Steve-O and Dr. Drew.

1:31:58 Drew Saying thank you and good night and stay well.

1:32:01 Steve-O Yeah, isn't that someone else's line?

1:32:03 Drew I'm surprised you don't only sleep with HIV-positive in the show, Steve-O. You just wrap your alley. That's the kind of stuff you like. Except you do it without a condom and you'd cut your penis first.

1:32:16 Caller This has been Loveline.

1:32:18 Steve-O Loveline.

1:32:20 Caller The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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