Episode 1000706333310

0:57 Voiceover Loveline is meant for an adult audience. Loveline may contain sexually-oriented content. Listener discretion is advised.

1:13 Voiceover This is Loveline.

1:17 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

1:20 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

1:31 Drew And you are in New York City and you sound rather chipper. You haven't gotten into the New York City time frame. You know what I mean? You're going to get up tomorrow morning at like a nice seven or eight o'clock. Have to go into bed at 3.34.

1:45 Adam No, no, no. Now, I have I don't have a I don't have an inner clock, Drew. You know that. I also don't have a biological clock. That's why I have no kids. Yes. But here's the thing. Yeah, I just flew in tonight here to talk about some Comedy Central show I'm doing. And I'll be back on Wednesday. Couple of things, Drew. Newfound Glory allegedly on the show tonight, right?

2:10 Drew Yes, allegedly. The little junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, etc. Lauren is out waiting for them on Venice Boulevard.

2:18 Adam All right.

2:21 Drew They'll be strolling in here any time now.

2:23 Adam Drew, what do you think about this kind of stuff? I'm just sitting here in CBS Studios, Westwood One in Manhattan. It's one in the morning. The place is basically shut down except for janitors. Those guys, those guys just whenever you it's a bad sign when you have a job that has a trash can with wheels on it.

2:46 Drew That was your job at one time, though, right? You were a janitor, you were, yeah.

2:50 Adam Yeah, anytime you're dealing with anything with wheels on, it's usually, usually bad. But so here's the thing, I'm just sitting alone here in this studio, just staring at the wall and I'm staring at a computer. And the computer is, is, is on the Yahoo page and it's just sort of begging, you know, punch something in, find something. And I got about 10 minutes to kill and I'm just staring at it. And as you know, I never look anything up on the computer. I'm just staring at it and I'm bored and I think, you know what? I'll, I'll punch in New Found Glory. And I'll find out a little information about the boys. They've been on the show many times. And I'll kill some time looking up New Found Glory. So I looked them up for five minutes and yeah, they're from Florida. That's right. And I get bored and I go back to the Yahoo page and I stare at it for a while longer and I thought, boy, I wonder if I punch my name in what I'll, what I'll find. Oh my God. So yeah, I know. And Drew, please, please vouch for me that I never do this.

3:46 Drew You have never, to this date, you've never done it.

3:49 Adam Right. I don't know why. It always seems like a great idea when I'm sitting here, but I don't think of it. So I punch my name in and a couple of websites come up and I just punch up the first one that's there. And the very first thing on the very first website I punch up is a picture of me with New Found Glory.

4:09 Drew How weird is that?

4:11 Adam That's all that was on the web page is me and New Found Glory.

4:14 Drew That's bizarre. What? Now that is further evidence of the Great Magnet. What is that?

4:20 Adam It's not super creepy. We're going to make a movie out of it weird, but it is like Drew and the years that you've known me, I never punch anything into a computer.

4:30 Drew No, I know. And you, but you and I have an inordinate amount of that kind of weird stuff happened to us.

4:34 Adam Yeah. And I've never, I've certainly never done any research on a guest, like punch their name in. And I certainly never punch my name in. It's so weird that I punch them in, punch me in. And the next picture I see is me and them together.

4:47 Drew Weird.

4:49 Adam Yeah. It was just at the front of this website. It was at the top of the page.

4:53 Drew So, Did you go beyond that?

4:55 Adam No.

4:55 You didn't try to be porn page or something?

4:58 Adam You know, it was, it was funny though, that I did say when it came to the spelling of my last name, they said, Did you mean C-O-R-O-L-L-A? And it's like, that's not how you spell it. They're telling me I misspelled my own name. I can't even spell my name right. I never punch anything into a computer where it doesn't come back, did you mean?

5:21 Drew But you like that feature though, right?

5:24 Adam I do, but it's kind of condescending when you're punching your own name in and it says, did you mean?

5:28 Drew Yeah.

5:29 Adam All right, so theoretically, New Found Glory in studio tonight.

5:34 Drew I have one quick bit of business if you don't mind. I know, remember how when you were having a, filming a pilot and you came on with a phone number to come to be in the audience?

5:41 Adam No, not really. I don't remember that.

5:43 Drew You did that. You did that a couple of times. Well, I'm going to do that a couple of times. So I've got a phone number of people. I'm going to be filming a show this weekend, Friday and Saturday. I would love to have Loveline listeners in there. The number is 213-833-6469-213-833-6469 for Help Me Out with Discovery Health. Sure, you got to be 21 or older to be on this set, though.

6:04 Adam Why? Are they going to be boozing?

6:06 Drew Well, you know, never know.

6:08 Adam You know, I...

6:09 Drew You'll be there if there is. But anyway, what?

6:11 Adam Oh, Friday? Yeah, no, I'm not going to be there. But let me say, also, my record and my streak is intact of flying first class to New York and never sitting next to a model.

6:25 Drew How was the plane?

6:26 Adam The plane was fine, everything was fine, but I was always under the impression that if you flew back and forth from New York first class, you would be sitting probably squeezed between a couple of models the whole five hours there and the whole six hours back. As yet, that has never happened. I've never sat next to a female, much less a model. It's always some weird dude who does something extremely boring, and we have nothing in common.

6:53 Drew I had dag once.

6:54 Adam All right. Well, that's pretty close.

6:56 Not so bad.

6:57 Adam All right. You got some calls there, Drew?

6:59 Drew We got tons here. Let's go to John. Hello, John? Oh, John?

7:07 Caller Yeah, right here.

7:08 Drew What's going on?

7:09 Adam Drew, the other age, would you please?

7:11 Drew Yeah, this screen fell off the screen, so I can't see it.

7:14 Adam Oh, OK.

7:15 Caller I'm 25.

7:16 Drew All right.

7:16 Adam All right.

7:19 Drew All right, John, we're great. What's happening?

7:22 Caller Oh, I was the I've been to urologists, about two or three of them. And my wife and I have been trying to have a baby for a while. And the last time we went and did my semen analysis, they came out and my sperm count was OK. Everything seemed to check out fine. But by the way they put it, I have a low volume, like a low fluid volume.

7:42 Drew So not much comes out.

7:44 Adam It's not the decorator.

7:46 Drew No. Do you masturbate a lot?

7:51 Caller Yeah.

7:52 Drew Why don't you hold back on that, buddy? John, hold off on.

7:56 Caller I've tried. I held back for about a month, a couple of months or whatever.

8:01 Drew I didn't mean torture yourself or anything. I just meant to kind of hang back.

8:04 Caller Well, the way my left neurologist described to me, the normal amount is about a teaspoon.

8:11 Drew Right.

8:11 Caller What he told me, I don't know. Anyway, according to the charts, whenever they ran the test was less than a milliliter.

8:19 Wow.

8:21 Adam Hey, Drew.

8:21 Drew Less than a fifth of a teaspoon. Yeah.

8:22 Adam Let me just say this in terms of sperm collection and quantifying sperm amount. I don't think they should say anything that you would put in your mouth as a unit of measurement.

8:34 Drew Yeah.

8:35 Adam You know what I mean?

8:36 Drew I think, yeah. Yeah.

8:37 Adam Spoon is what you use to feed your toddler strained peas. Yeah, once you see sounds well. It's what you eat soup with.

8:42 Drew Yeah, once you see sounds better.

8:44 Adam And if you gotta go, you know, if you gotta go that, say like, you know, a size of, I don't know, you could fill half a golf ball or something that you wouldn't put in your mouth.

8:54 Drew Go to ounces.

8:56 Adam Yeah, but I don't think people can really quantify that.

9:00 Drew I think half a golf ball. Yeah. All right.

9:02 Adam Or something like that. That's not the world's greatest analogy. But do you know what I'm saying? Spoon means you're just one step away from ingesting it.

9:10 Drew Things that go in your mouth should not be used, even thought of as you imagine it when it comes to semen. Right. Yeah.

9:16 Yeah.

9:17 Adam Thank you.

9:18 Drew All right.

9:18 Adam So what should he do, Drew?

9:20 Drew Well, what is your question, John?

9:22 Caller Oh, my question was when I asked him if it was going to be a problem, you know, he said it could be, but there really wasn't a whole lot that medically they could do about it. But I've heard about an herbal supplement called pharygine that's supposed to help with this. I was going to say Dr. Drew had heard of it.

9:38 Drew I never heard of it, but there really aren't things that are going to do much significant for that. It's other than holding back, trying to optimize your sperm count by not masturbating too frequently. Not too infrequently either, because that lowers your testosterone level, exercise regularly. There are fertility organizations, the filatilla groups, that can concentrate the sperm. So you go see a fertility doctor, not a urologist.

9:57 Adam Drew, what's the average amount? You said 10 cc's?

10:00 Drew Five.

10:01 Adam How many cc's? Five cc's. That's the average.

10:04 Drew Yeah.

10:04 Adam And that's about a teaspoon worth?

10:06 Drew Yeah.

10:07 Adam All right. Yeah, I don't know. Well, it seems like how to do, like I said, like a thimble or walnut shell or something, something you just wouldn't ingest. That's all.

10:19 Drew Yeah, I'm with you on that. Here's Nicole 23. Nicole?

10:24 Caller Hello?

10:26 Adam What's happening?

10:26 Drew Hey, Adam, I've seen this. She's from Austin. It reminded me that. Did you hear about this runaway bride thing yesterday?

10:33 Adam I did hear something about it.

10:35 Drew Did you have you seen what the press is doing with this? It's driving me insane.

10:38 Adam What were they doing?

10:39 Drew Well, they're going, oh, my God, she ran away from at the altar and he's going to take her back. When you listen to the story, here's what happened. The family is going, well, she has problems. We really didn't see the signs. We should have paid attention. And now she's going to get treatment. And if she does well in treatment, I'm going to stick by her. You know, this is actually what he's saying. Takes off for three days, calls up in a psychotic fit, believing people are holding her hostage, hasn't bathed, hasn't eaten in three days. Oh yeah, that's just somebody just taking off the altar, a little stressed out. Well, these are talking about it.

11:09 Adam Well, here's what it is. They just picked a movie title that seems to fit the scene. Runaway Bride, everybody.

11:17 Drew Yes.

11:18 Adam Like her and Richard Gere are on a Harley heading for Nevada or something.

11:23 Drew Exactly right.

11:24 Adam Yeah, she had a psychotic episode.

11:25 Drew She had a psychotic episode or she's on speed. She's either bipolar, decompensated or she's on speed. Those are your choices. That's it. Those are the choices. They're not 12 choices. They're not 1,000 choices, there's two.

11:38 Adam She got cold feet.

11:39 Drew She got cold feet. And imagine after that betrayal, he's having her back. It's unbelievable. I'm going insane with this stuff.

11:47 Adam All right. Well, Drew, do something about it.

11:49 Drew I'm going to go on the Today Show tomorrow.

11:50 Adam Starting Friday. Oh, you are?

11:52 Drew Yeah. Straighten them all out. Nicole, 23. So anyway, so what's up, Nicole?

11:58 Caller I have a question about, well, when I was 22, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Wow.

12:05 Drew Do you have that in your family? Do you have that in your family?

12:09 Caller No, not at all. I was the first person in my family to ever get cancer.

12:13 Drew What?

12:14 Caller Yeah. Well, we think it's due to, I was the manager of a pizza place and I was robbed and I was beat up pretty bad and I landed on my breast and where I landed, I had a bruise and where the bruise was, the tumor popped up and within a couple months, it had grown from a dime size to about a quarter size and it was rock hard.

12:40 Drew Who told you that it was due to, who told you it was due to having been beaten up?

12:45 Caller Well, nobody. They can't prove it, but I had a genetic test done and I didn't have it in my genes. I was never supposed to be a genetic.

12:51 Drew Yeah, but why isn't every woman that gets traumatized in the breast or is in a car accident, seatbelt smashes her, why don't they get cancer there? It doesn't really work like that. That's weird.

13:01 Caller I have no idea.

13:02 Adam What happened? You were managing like a pizza hut or something and somebody robbed you?

13:06 Caller It was actually called Conan's.

13:08 Adam And somebody robbed you?

13:10 Caller Yeah, two guys came in and robbed me and a co-worker.

13:14 Adam Wow, wow. And you're okay, but they threw you down and you bruised yourself.

13:21 Caller Yeah. Now, yeah. I had checked myself. I had already gone to my OBGYN for my annual exam. They hadn't found anything. One of my friends who was 19 found two lumps. So I had already been checking myself. So that's, you know, I don't know what caused it. I can't say, doctors can't say, but I know that we did the genetic marker test.

13:42 Drew And you were negative for the BRCA genes. Okay.

13:45 Caller Yes.

13:46 Drew Wow.

13:46 Adam Why doesn't everyone do that test, Drew?

13:49 Drew It's an interesting question because it tends to only be in certain ethnic categories, typically, and things. But a lot of people are doing it now, it's true. And by the way, you already see colon polyps, colon cancer, ovarian cancer, and breast cancer in those families where that gene is present. All right. So you're not adopted or anything like that?

14:07 Caller No.

14:08 Drew Okay. All right. So what's going on now?

14:11 Caller So I've been in remission for nine months, and I just found out that I'm pregnant. And I wanted to know because my oncologist doesn't really know much about any of the medications that I've been taking, if it's going to affect the baby, if the chemo I was put on a very, very, the most aggressive treatment they could use for an adult.

14:31 Drew What were you treated with?

14:33 Caller Huh?

14:33 Drew What were you treated with?

14:35 Caller Taxol. And we don't know what kind of effect that's going to have. And so I was wondering if maybe you knew.

14:42 Drew No, I don't. Taxol, what else? You probably had a couple of other, did you have vencristine or something?

14:46 Caller I was on, during chemo, I was on about 20 different medications.

14:51 Drew Wow.

14:52 Adam Well, let me say this, though. I'm a lay person, but also a genius. Yes. If there was a chance of, you know, birth defects while you were on this thing, wouldn't they put you on the pill or tell you, you know what I mean? Like they do with other drugs like Accutane.

15:10 Caller Yeah.

15:10 Drew She can't take the pill because of her breast cancer.

15:12 Caller Yeah. And even though I had a non-hormone receptive breast cancer, like they just, they treated this very seriously. I had a mastectomy and luckily I had, I postponed it because they didn't want to put a tissue expander in. And if I hadn't done that, then I wouldn't have been able to have reconstruction. So, I mean, they just treated it real fast.

15:34 Drew Wow.

15:34 Adam Yeah. But all I'm saying is, is if you're, if you're 23 years old, if you're, um, true, if they put you on a bunch of aggressive drugs, yes, shouldn't they give you some warning about, uh, listen, no intercom. You can't get pregnant.

15:48 Drew Well, here's the deal. I don't, here's the problem with these medicines. If they usually prevent you from getting pregnant, or if you get pregnant and then the baby is exposed to these drugs, you can be in big trouble. But you had the drugs and then you got pregnant.

16:03 Caller Well, generally, I'm only about two months right now. So I haven't, you know, I know that it takes a while for those drugs to kind of get out of your system.

16:12 Drew Yeah, but generally speaking, I bet you, well, you're going to have to go see a high-risk obstetrical doctor.

16:19 Caller Yeah, I have an appointment that there's still, like, my oncologist, they put me on something called Provisual, which is for narcoleptic.

16:26 Drew Yeah, you're going to have to come off that too. What are you doing that for?

16:29 Caller Because of the fatigue from chemo.

16:31 Wow.

16:32 Adam Drew, what's the high-risk, what's the high-risk gyno deal?

16:36 Drew Just the guy that is used to dealing with situations that are extraordinarily unusual and risky. And this is one of those situations.

16:42 Adam Oh, I thought he did like base jumping or something.

16:45 Drew No, no, he doesn't actually do this himself.

16:47 Adam I thought he'd bust into the room in like fatigues and pull a helmet off and shake his hair out with a big diving watch.

16:56 Drew I got to tell you, Nicole's story, the one of the most incredible we've ever heard on this show.

17:00 Adam By 23. Well, you never hear about someone without a history of breast cancer getting into 23, do you?

17:07 Drew Rarely hear about breast cancer in the 20s without a very strong family history. And then to have it and have this aggressive chemo and not be pregnant, it's really a hair raising story. Nicole, count your blessings that they caught it, that you, let me ask you one other thing I got to know. Did you have any nodes positive?

17:24 Caller No, no lymph nodes.

17:25 Drew All right, so everything was well localized, right?

17:28 Caller Yeah.

17:28 Drew All right, so you're very fortunate, you had a reconstruction, everything's good, you're pregnant. Let's just hope, and that's really all you can do now, is hope that there's been no ill effect on the fetus. That's all you can do.

17:40 Adam True, you're a great doctor. What a doctor.

17:42 Drew All we can do is hope. But the probability is, The doctor said. The probability is that that's going to be fine. That it sounds to me like a situation that's looking pretty good. And focus on the more positive aspects out of this, but you're in remission, you had an aggressive chemo, which I think was a very smart thing to do. It was well contained. Now you're pregnant, you're moving ahead, you're breast reconstructed, move on.

18:04 Adam Of course, Drew, everything happens for a reason.

18:07 Drew Of course, of course. You're 22. You figure out the reason for this one, yeah.

18:11 Adam You get cancer, you get beaten up at your workplace.

18:13 Drew Yeah.

18:14 Adam So everything happens for a reason. By the way, all you idiots who just say everything happens for a reason, because now that I watch a lot of reality TV, I realize how often people just go, look, everything happens for a reason. You idiots need to just shut up and say you have nothing to say. Because whenever I hear somebody go, I don't know, I mean, everything happens for a reason. It's the same as you saying, I don't know what the F I'm talking about, I really have nothing to say.

18:41 Drew Yeah. I need to feel better. I need to feel better about this.

18:44 Adam I need to feel like I'm saying something even when I'm not really saying anything.

18:48 Drew But people then feel some sense of relief or control or something. It's like, well, at least we know there's a purpose to all this. So people can all feel better.

18:56 Adam It's really, it's the idiot's version of At the End of the Day. What smart people say when they don't have anything to say.

19:03 Drew A little bit. It takes all kinds.

19:05 Adam Yeah. All right. Yeah.

19:07 Drew I'll take another call. Want to do Germany or Florida? You want to hear some more heavy calls?

19:10 Adam Well, I don't want some more heavy calls, Drew.

19:13 Drew Here's a pain. I have a pain with sex, booze and pot, attracted to older guys because of sexual abuse.

19:19 Adam Hey, I don't know who's the man in the telephone tonight, but I want fun, finger-popping calls. You know what I mean? It's finger-popping time, Drew. You know what I'm saying?

19:31 Drew Here's Jared with the Germany or Florida. He's 19.

19:33 Caller Hey, Drew, how's it going?

19:35 Adam What's happening?

19:36 Caller Hey, though, yeah, I got a Germany or Florida for you. So an old guy is gardening in his backyard, and he falls over, breaks his hip, but he forbids his wife from helping him. He says he wants nature to take its course. So for three days, she goes out there and gives him food, and water, covers him up with a tarp when it rains, but does not actually seek medical treatment for him. So after a while, the son-in-law is not hearing from him, he goes over there to check it out. The guy is dead, the woman has fallen down herself, and she's hospitalized. Critical condition, Germany or Florida.

20:09 Drew That kind of stuff happens more than you would imagine. Really? Yeah, that could, that is a toss-up.

20:16 Adam Tarp, raining, gardening.

20:20 Drew Raining goes a little, three days without rain, that's got to be Florida, right?

20:25 Adam Yeah, but he's got pride, that's a German thing. Yeah, but the Floridian would have sued the earth for knocking him down.

20:35 Drew One thing about old people, particularly like old narcissistic people, is they refuse to accept help, they refuse to accept that they're aging, they push everything away. It sounds a little like a, you know, what's down in Florida.

20:47 Adam Alright, you're going Florida?

20:49 Drew I'm going Florida.

20:50 Adam I'm going Germany. I'm going Germany on this one.

20:54 Caller Oh, it's Florida.

20:55 Drew Florida, that's what I'm talking about.

20:57 Damn.

20:58 Drew There we go, Jared. Good one. Thank you.

20:59 God damn it.

21:00 Caller Glad you've done it.

21:01 Drew Thanks, Gerald. You alright?

21:03 Adam Nah, it's just, you know, I'm not a good loser, but I guess everything happens for a reason.

21:08 Drew Yeah, it takes all kinds.

21:10 Adam It really does. All right, Drew.

21:12 Drew Let's take a break.

21:13 Adam Yeah, I want to take a break. But here's the challenge. I want to lay down to Loveline screeners. I want some finger popping calls because it's finger popping time, Drew.

21:27 Caller Do I have to tell you about that?

21:28 Drew New Found Glory is here too. They're here.

21:30 Adam Oh, New Found Glory is here.

21:31 Drew We can pop some fingers with them.

21:33 Adam I want some big jugs. I want some dorks caught in a vacuum cleaner. I want it all. And I promise it all to you. We will take a quick break. New Found Glory is in studio tonight and we'll be right back after this. Hey, everybody, it's Love Line. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm in New York City tonight. Dr. Drew back in Los Angeles. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. And finally, New Found Glory in studio. Steve and Ian, you guys in there?

22:17 Drew And James Dewees, the keyboard player.

22:19 Adam Oh, hey, James.

22:21 Caller What up, man? Hi, buddy.

22:23 Adam Good to not see you guys again, but you know what I'm saying. Always good to talk to you guys.

22:27 Caller It's kind of weird to talk to you when you're not here. I feel like I'm on the phone with you.

22:30 Drew I told them the story about the website. They were impressed.

22:34 Adam Yeah, it's one of those things where it doesn't seem that weird, but it is pretty weird if you take into consideration I never look anything up, and then there were you guys. So we like to call that kismet, yes, Drew?

22:49 Drew Or the great magnet.

22:51 Adam Or the great magnet, which I'm an atheist, but I do believe in one thing, and that's the great magnet.

22:57 Caller I was going to say everything happens for a reason, doesn't it?

22:59 Adam Oh, it surely does.

23:02 Caller I just can't believe that the picture of us and you came up, like, you know, I don't really consider celebrities at all. I figured you've met so many famous people that, you know, there'd be different pictures of you on the internet.

23:13 Adam Don't worry, I fired off an angry email.

23:15 Caller I was outraged myself.

23:16 I don't even remember taking a picture with you.

23:18 Drew What's interesting is New Found Glory seems to have the same low self-esteem that we have, Adam.

23:22 Adam Yeah, it's awesome. New Found Glory, by the way, we'll hear something off of Catalyst, the CD. And I guess these guys are going to be at the Sunset House of Blues tomorrow and Wednesday and then Anaheim Thursday and Friday House of Blues.

23:38 Caller Yep.

23:40 Adam I don't think I've ever been to the Anaheim House of Blues. Is it about the same as the Sunset one?

23:45 Drew It's a world of fun, it's a world of...

23:48 Caller They'll let you into Disney for free there.

23:50 Caller There's actually House of Blueses all over the United States and everyone looks exactly the same. And it has the exact same backstage and everything.

23:57 Adam Same artwork.

23:58 Caller Same employees.

23:59 Caller But I seriously think the House of Blueses are definitely one of the coolest venues that we've ever played.

24:04 Drew And actually even though that one is in Downtown Disney, it's still the House of Blues.

24:07 Caller I just think they sat down and just like, what can we do to make the coolest venue ever? And they succeeded in doing that. And we have such a good time every time we play there.

24:17 Adam Drew, how do you get in to the House of Blues without going through Disneyland then?

24:22 Drew You got to go to downtown Disney, see?

24:24 Caller City Walk.

24:25 Caller It's by Cirque. Cirque du Soleil.

24:27 Adam Right.

24:27 Drew It's like a city walk. It's like a big city walk there.

24:30 Adam By the way, Be Real from Cypress Hill will be in tomorrow night if anyone needs a score.

24:38 Drew Will you have some kids so you can begin to understand how the country is put together?

24:43 Adam Well, I went to the Disney. I went to Disneyland like when they unveiled the Matterhorn in 1963. I think that's like the last time I was there.

24:52 Drew Oh, man. You got to catch enough to do.

24:54 Adam Yeah, Drew, you go like every other weekend, right?

24:57 Drew Oh, yeah. Except my kids have discovered Six Flags Magic Mountain now. So it's the last thing.

25:01 Adam Oh, really?

25:01 Caller They want the roller coasters. They want the real deal.

25:03 Drew So my brain wants to come out my nose.

25:06 Caller Space Mountain, don't cut it anymore.

25:07 Adam You know what really would save you some driving is have them discover mushrooms. They'll just sit in the living room and stare at an etch of sketch for nine hours.

25:18 Drew I think I'd rather just take a hammer directly to their head.

25:21 Adam Oh, come on, buddy.

25:23 Caller Thanks for the ride, dad.

25:24 Adam Opens your mind up, helps you think better.

25:26 Drew Yeah, that's right. I'm too uptight. You're right.

25:28 Adam Yeah, you're the man. That's right.

25:29 Drew I forgot. There we go. Take some calls.

25:31 Adam All right. Let's take some calls. Who do we got?

25:33 Drew We got Nicole, who's 19. Nicole?

25:37 Hello?

25:38 Drew Hey, what's going on?

25:39 Adam What's happening?

25:40 Hi. Okay, so I have a question. I live in a dorm and a bunch of the girls have just recently got UTIs, and we wanted to know if they're contagious or if we could have something else or-

25:57 Drew You couldn't be all sleeping with the same guy and he could be giving you STD.

26:00 Caller That's urinary tract infection.

26:02 Drew Well, it feels like urinary tract infection. It hurts when you pee or you're all just getting into it here. Are you in college?

26:08 Caller Yeah.

26:09 Adam Tell that janitor to put a condom on.

26:12 Drew And even that, you get a honeywins' cystitis just from having sex at all. And every time you have sex, it sort of pushes bacteria back into the bladder and that can cause problems.

26:20 Caller You guys aren't sharing-

26:22 Drew Men.

26:23 Caller Not men, but-

26:24 Caller Toys.

26:25 Drew Oh, I forgot about that.

26:26 Caller You could be sharing-

26:27 Drew That is another way.

26:28 Caller Time for experimenting.

26:29 Drew Well done.

26:30 Caller We definitely don't share anything but the bathroom.

26:33 And that's kind of the part that scared us.

26:35 Drew No.

26:35 There could be, okay.

26:37 New Found Glory Is there a guy hiding in the toilet?

26:38 Drew You could, what would be interesting is whether you have the same, what do we call, pathogens causing the Urinary Tract Infection, but the, just having that stuff colonize your skin and your genital area doesn't cause a urine infection. It has to get kind of pushed up there by something. I'm worried you guys have STDs. You gotta go to your student health and get things checked out.

26:55 New Found Glory Here's a good one.

26:56 Adam Did they all, hold on, did they all, they all share like the same community? Like when you're in a dorm, you just have a bathroom on one floor?

27:04 Caller There's a bunch of stalls in each bathroom.

27:05 Drew I know you didn't go to college, but just use your imagination. Nicole, what's the bathroom situation?

27:10 Adam Are they all getting in the same shower?

27:11 Oh, yeah, we share.

27:13 Caller Well, there's one communal shower and then two bathrooms.

27:16 New Found Glory Where's your dorm? Where's your dorm at again?

27:20 Caller Can they use the same like, you know, material to bathe with or like a loofah?

27:24 Drew It's still you could get herpes by passing along wet towels and things like that. But that's pretty unlikely.

27:31 New Found Glory All right.

27:32 Drew Student health.

27:32 Caller Here you go.

27:33 Drew Here we come. Little outbreak. Crystal, 23.

27:36 Hi.

27:37 Adam What's happening, Crystal?

27:39 Well, okay. So I had to find FedEx by 6 o'clock for my work. And I didn't know where it was. And I was getting really, really stressed out while I was driving around looking for it. And I started to feel really good in my like my brain felt amazing. And I basically had like a full body orgasm from the car. Yeah.

28:00 Drew And because you were stressed out, are you driving a Hummer?

28:04 No, no, I was not.

28:05 Drew Because you were so stressed. That was a joke.

28:07 Caller Yeah.

28:08 But I guess thanks. I'm just trying to wonder like what's going on. Should I be worried? Is that normal?

28:15 Drew It's not what you call normal. Do you orgasm very, very easily?

28:18 No, not at all.

28:20 Drew Oh my.

28:20 Caller Very rare.

28:21 Drew We can see it's very difficult for you. But is there bipolar?

28:24 Adam Were you driving on? I got it. We were on Cobblestone.

28:29 I had nothing to do with it.

28:30 Caller You were driving on the sidewalk.

28:31 Caller Your boyfriend needs to give you errands to do before you make love.

28:34 Drew Were you tightening your abdominal muscles? You're running around tightening everything because you're all uptight?

28:39 Possibly because I have the tendency to do that when I get stressed.

28:42 Drew Right. So that's one possibility. Some people, when they tighten their pelvic musculature, women, it can sort of trigger an orgasmic-like episode. The other thing is I have seen people have orgasm in acute manic states. So maybe we're so adjunct. Maybe your tendency to be... Is there any bipolar illness in your family?

28:59 Not really. I mean, I was diagnosed with depression a couple of years ago, but I haven't been on medication for it.

29:04 Drew But do you have a tendency to get super, super high?

29:08 Not usually, no.

29:10 Drew Just keep an eye out for that.

29:11 Caller What about tight jeans? Are your jeans too tight for you?

29:14 Other than the normal tightness, I think.

29:16 Drew But she says it started in her brain, which is fast. There is a man on earth whose orgasm starts in his brain.

29:22 Caller You know what I'm saying?

29:24 New Found Glory She must have been thinking about me.

29:26 Adam Mine almost ended up in my brain once when I went too long, and it hit the ceiling fan and it came back and I just moved. I just ducked it. Well, a couple of things. Did you almost go off the road or anything like that?

29:43 It was different than a normal orgasm because I felt it. I didn't feel it. It was more like in my head and it was just this really great feeling that passed through my body.

29:52 Adam All right. Well, get some Scotchgard down on those seats just to play it safe, and 10 and 2.

30:01 Yeah. I shouldn't be worried though about-

30:04 Drew Well, listen, it's a little bit of a concern.

30:08 Adam Really?

30:09 Drew Yeah, a little bit. If it was an isolated episode, don't worry about it. But if you keep having funny symptoms, I would definitely look into it. Okay?

30:17 Adam All right. All right, Crystal. Let me just say this about-

30:19 Drew Believe it or not, spinal cord tumors, brain tumors, things like that can rarely, I mean rarely, I don't think that's what's going on with her, but that's what you worry about.

30:28 Adam If you got to go, at least go by something that gives you orgasms before it puts you in the ground. You know what I'm saying, Drew?

30:35 Drew It takes all kinds.

30:36 Adam Yeah. Let me just say this, her name was Crystal. Yeah. Crystal is, I'm just checking my laminate, my wallet here. It's the number three white trash chick name behind Tammy and Tammy. It goes Tammy and Tammy and Crystal is number three, but it seems to be moving up.

30:54 Drew So here's Alison.

30:55 Adam Keep your fingers crossed.

30:56 Drew She's not on your list. Seventeen.

30:58 Adam No. Alison?

31:01 Hi.

31:02 Adam Hey.

31:02 Hi. First of all, I just wanted to say earlier, it kind of made me upset. But some girl called you and just told you that you're an idiot.

31:10 I'm sorry.

31:11 You're not an idiot. Even if you were, she shouldn't call you up and tell you that.

31:15 Adam He's an idiot.

31:16 Drew That was yesterday. We already forgot about it.

31:18 Adam Oh, yeah.

31:19 Okay.

31:19 Adam Yeah, I don't listen to any of the callers. I don't know if you've been listening to the show or not. I'm not even hearing you tell me I shouldn't think I'm an idiot.

31:29 I've actually only heard the show like twice, but. All right.

31:32 Adam Well, thanks for sticking up for me. I bet if you heard it more than twice, though, you'd agree with her.

31:37 Well, I'm an Adam Carolla fan, so I guess.

31:40 Adam Thanks, baby doll.

31:41 Caller No problem. Basically, I was just calling. I'm worried that I might have completely ruined sex for my boyfriend.

31:49 Drew How old is he?

31:51 Caller Huh?

31:51 Drew How old is he? All right. Wow. Let me just say impossible. Impossible. Yeah. Alison, I just think it would take a little more than what you've got to ruin it for him. So go ahead. Let's hear it.

32:01 Adam MAD in your underpants couldn't ruin sex for 17.

32:04 Drew MAD in his underpants wouldn't ruin it for him.

32:06 Adam No, that's what I meant. I meant in one's underpants.

32:10 Caller Well, actually, a long time ago, like a year or so ago, we decided to have sex together for the first time. I personally haven't heard of anything quite as bad as the situation as ours. Before that, we'd done everything else, and I am very sensitive down there. I orgasm particularly easily. I was very sensitive when we started to have sex, and it didn't quite fit. In fact, a lot of times, they say that you bleed the first time. I bled the first three times that we tried to have sex. And it was one of the things where I would think, well, everybody goes through this pain, it's not that bad, and I would try to hold it in. And then I would just scream because it was really bad.

33:09 Drew All right, you need to see the gynecologist, okay?

33:11 Caller I did. And she didn't say that anything was wrong with me. Apparently, my urethra or wherever it is that the semen goes in is crooked. So I don't know if that would have anything to do with it. I mean, it seems like if it were bleeding, that would have something to do with it.

33:29 Drew Hang on, she said you had a tilted uterus or a flipped uterus, right? That's not-

33:33 Adam Semen doesn't go into your urethra, doesn't it?

33:35 Drew No, urethra is what you pee out of. Who's her health teacher, Adam? We got to get him.

33:40 Caller Sorry.

33:42 Adam Mr. McHugh.

33:46 New Found Glory Yeah, I don't know what's going on at your school.

33:49 Drew You sound very sane, okay? Okay. It's not as though this is likely to be an emotional thing. You've waited. You've sort of developed this relationship. Is it possible that you guys just don't match up anatomically?

34:00 Caller No. I mean, we have since then, but it's just I'm really worried. I mean, we only have once. We actually like after that, he somehow the thought of putting me in pain didn't really do it for him. So we actually put off trying again for like a year and a half. Like we, it was really, really bad. And yeah, and we did, we tried again and it worked. But I just, I mean, from what I've known of teenage boys and just people talking to me and so on. So it's not normal for them to say, you know, no, let's, let's not, not so much because I hold on to Sam, put her on hold, Drew. We need to talk about it. Yeah.

34:50 Drew Let's get, let's get our dates straight first before we get this. So, so this episode, when you were having horrible pain, how old were you?

34:57 Caller I was 16.

34:58 Drew And how old was he?

34:59 Caller He was 16.

35:00 Drew All right. Go ahead. Adam, go ahead.

35:02 Adam I'm just saying a guy does not keep his star vagina on the DL for a year and a half. You know what I mean? I'd be asking at 16 every 20 minutes, how you feeling? You OK? You ready to go? Take the needle and get back in the game.

35:19 Drew We need you.

35:20 Adam Let's tape it up and get you back out there.

35:23 Drew Unless a little steroid, a little morphine. Let's go.

35:25 Adam Let's take a shot and some tape and let's go.

35:28 Drew Unless he had some very strong, maybe religious or value oriented beliefs. And this was sort of some sense of him having been punished for done something wrong and he flipped out. I want to explore that a little bit.

35:40 Adam Well, everything happens for a reason. I know that.

35:42 New Found Glory Oh, yes. I was waiting for it. He still had two other options too, so it's not like he was the only one.

35:47 Drew Right. And they were engaged in those other options apparently. And maybe that was a sweet spot for him.

35:52 Caller Maybe he's with somebody else.

35:53 Caller Maybe the other one's the one that's inverted.

35:55 Drew No, Adam, maybe he was like you and was an expert at receiving, and that was just good enough for him.

36:00 Adam Oh, was she giving him a oral for that year and a half?

36:02 Drew Why don't you ask her?

36:04 All right.

36:05 Caller Yeah, yeah.

36:06 Adam Oh, you were?

36:07 Drew Okay.

36:07 Caller She's proud of it.

36:09 Caller Well, I love him.

36:12 Adam Well, you know, let me explain what this can be like. Put her on hold again, Drew. I'm the kind, like if I were, you know, it's sort of like, oral is kind of like disability for guys, which is you don't want to collect the disability check, but after a couple of months of not working and getting a little stipend at the end every month and sort of getting into a little groove where you get up at noon and you never get out of your slippers, I could see myself settling into that. And maybe this happened to him.

36:42 Drew Yeah, I think so. Plus, you know, there are all these ambivalent feelings about being sexually active. So yeah, I think that's it. I think it's one of them.

36:48 Adam And it can also, I mean, the oral will sort of take the sense of urgency out of a 16-year-old.

36:55 Drew The wind out of the sails.

36:57 Adam Right.

36:57 Drew And especially if that's a sweet spot, you know. So Allison. Huh? He's back. He's fine. He's fine. You haven't ruined him. Trust me, he's fine.

37:06 Caller Okay, good.

37:07 Drew You just found a different sweet spot for him and he's going to be, you don't ruin him. And enjoy.

37:13 Caller Thank you.

37:13 Caller All right.

37:14 Adam Yeah.

37:14 Caller Bye.

37:15 Caller Yeah.

37:16 Adam It's a mitzvah, first being.

37:17 Drew All right, we're taking a break. And when we return.

37:22 Adam Yeah, when we return.

37:24 Drew For you, we have to hear a New Found Glory song, which I think we'll hear upon return. But then.

37:28 Adam We don't have to, but we would like to. We would enjoy a New Found Glory song.

37:32 Drew I want to just hold you, you know, hold this carrot out for you. We have a Dana with size E boobs. What?

37:39 Adam Wow.

37:40 Drew Who wants to talk to you?

37:41 Adam Wow, it's finger poppin time, Drew.

37:43 Drew Yeah.

37:44 Bouncy, bouncy.

37:46 Adam Find that song, Drew, you'll laugh your ass off. A New Found Glory in studio tonight, and we'll be right back after this.

37:53 Thank you for calling Loveline. Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting.

38:09 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, or Steve Ian and James are here tonight from New Found Glory.

38:17 Drew And James brought in crack-flavored Myconyx. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're crack-laced.

38:23 Caller They're really good.

38:24 Drew Yeah, crazy, or opiate-laced or something.

38:26 Caller I see why crack sells.

38:28 Adam Are they-

38:28 Caller They're actually root beer float-flavored.

38:31 Caller Oh. That's good.

38:34 Adam Wow, could you do any more damage to your teeth, though?

38:37 Caller No, right?

38:38 Adam Really, just take a ball-peen hammer to your mouth. It would be better than a root beer-flavored micro-eye. You know, it seems to work out pretty good that you don't think about too much any green apple-flavored stuff in the chewy candy, hard stuff, always delectable. So, Drew.

38:56 Drew We're going to hear a song.

38:58 Adam Yeah, we're going to hear a song, and we got to talk to the E-Chick though first.

39:02 Drew She's here.

39:02 Adam She's waiting.

39:03 Drew She's calling from Lake Tahoe. She's waiting for you, Adam.

39:05 Adam The, yeah, okay.

39:08 Drew Here's E-Boobs. Ooh, hello, hello.

39:10 Adam Here's the E-Boobs.

39:11 Caller Yeah.

39:11 Caller Oh, man.

39:13 Adam Now I'm seeing, now I'm seeing Biker Chick though.

39:15 Caller You get lost in there.

39:16 Drew Finger poppin.

39:18 Adam It's finger poppin time, everybody.

39:19 Drew You want to talk to her before we go to song?

39:21 New Found Glory Yeah.

39:22 Adam Yeah.

39:23 Caller James is like, yeah.

39:24 Adam Twisted my arm.

39:26 Drew Here's Dana's 28.

39:27 Caller Hi, guys.

39:28 Adam Hey, what's happening?

39:30 I just found out that I was pregnant, and I used to have my nipples pierced, and I took out my piercings just because I just didn't want them anymore.

39:39 And my nipples are no longer sensitive.

39:43 My sensitivity level went down.

39:45 Caller Because you stabbed them.

39:46 Drew Did the holes close?

39:48 Caller Uh-huh.

39:49 Adam Yeah. Did you have them both pierced?

39:52 Caller Yes, I did.

39:54 Adam And could you ever connect the two hoops and sort of pull them together?

40:00 Caller Ouch, no.

40:01 Caller It's like a chain.

40:01 Caller Do you have any tattoos on them?

40:03 Caller No, no.

40:04 New Found Glory Gosh, no. How dare you?

40:06 Drew How dare you?

40:08 No, they're too nice.

40:10 New Found Glory That's probably just too far away from your body so you can't feel the sensitivity.

40:14 Caller Yeah, that's a good point.

40:15 Caller It takes a long time for the nerve endings to reach the nipple back to the brain.

40:20 Drew It does happen. And listen, there's a couple of things. One, the very large breast women sometimes complain are less sensitive. Two, there's no doubt that when you pierce things, the irritation and the chronic sort of excessive stimulation can result in desensitization over time. This happens when people get their clitoris pierced not frequently. So it's probably something along those lines. And now that it's out, you should be able to breastfeed normally. If that's your plan.

40:43 Caller Yeah. How would someone that had a nipple pierce affect breastfeeding?

40:46 Drew They say it doesn't affect that much, but breastfeeding is already difficult enough to have. In three different ways? Yeah, it doesn't happen naturally. It's a skill that women have to develop.

40:57 Adam By the way, if you need a hand, I can come over and supervise number one. Number two, if you have an e-cup, you could breastfeed while your kid was breastfeeding, right? You could get a hit off one of those boobs. You'd be like, don't bogart that boob. I'll just grab the other one, get a little hit off it.

41:17 New Found Glory Put some chocolate syrup on it.

41:20 A couple of black eyes from running.

41:23 Adam Oh, really? Nice. What do you do? Black eyes, strip.

41:27 Caller Oh, I thought you said black guys.

41:28 Adam What? I thought you said that too.

41:30 Caller No, no, no.

41:32 Drew What do you do for a living?

41:32 A ski instructor and then-

41:34 Caller Oh my.

41:36 Caller Nothing really.

41:37 Caller You're good at the downhill, like forward weight.

41:39 Caller Oh, yeah, the downhill.

41:41 Adam You're a ski instructor?

41:45 Squat, love squat. So nice up there.

41:47 Drew Somehow either becomes ironic.

41:50 Adam Love Squat was my porn name, by the way. That's all I want to say about it. It's humiliating.

41:57 Caller Adam, are you still going to be your boob bill?

42:00 Adam Yeah, you want to be the mayor or the first lady? Yeah, come on out. All right, so really, and how much do you weigh? Just out of curiosity.

42:11 156, and you don't have to do your radio mass.

42:14 Caller That's all boob.

42:15 Drew But that's all boob.

42:16 Caller That's all boob, yeah.

42:17 Drew You're pregnant 156. Yeah. How much do you weigh when you're not pregnant?

42:23 Caller Oh, no, I'm only two months pregnant. All right.

42:26 How tall are you?

42:28 Caller 5'2, she said.

42:29 Drew 5'2?

42:30 Caller That's bigger than your head.

42:31 Caller No, no, no, 5'7.

42:32 Caller 5'7, still bigger than your head.

42:34 Adam And how's the shape of the boobs? Are they firm or do you keep them in your gators?

42:39 They're in between the two. I'd say more or less on the firm side.

42:43 Adam All right. Drew, what happened to gators? Remember people with skis that work?

42:48 Drew Yeah. They went out with the leg warmers. They went out with the leg warmers.

42:53 Adam Hold on a second.

42:54 Drew We got to hear the song now.

42:55 Adam I just want to say something. You know, leg warmers were so popular that people who went skiing missed their leg warmers and invented gators. You know what I'm saying? Is that what happened, Drew?

43:10 Drew Well, before they made ski wear to accommodate the snow, basically. It's not functional.

43:16 Adam Have you ever owned a pair of gators?

43:18 Drew Yes. And I still own something called neck gators.

43:24 Caller Really? Yeah, when I was a little kid.

43:27 Adam What do you do with a neck gator?

43:28 Caller I grew up in Florida. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

43:30 Drew It's a thing. It's a giant turtleneck. You can use it as a hood and everything else.

43:34 New Found Glory Yeah, it's really long. Yeah, all right.

43:37 Adam It's funny that you're from Florida and never heard of a gator. Let's...

43:41 Caller Hey.

43:42 Adam Hey.

43:43 Drew The song is called All Downhill From Here, New Found Glory.

43:48 Caller Put it up.

43:48 Adam Bye.

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47:32 Adam Hey everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew, phone number 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1. Steve, Ian, and James all here tonight from New Found Glory.

47:43 Drew And Adam, I couldn't go to our favorite bathroom without you. Couldn't do it.

47:47 Adam Oh, yeah. Drew and I have, there's two bathrooms, Drew and I make the pilgrimage to every commercial break. We go to the close one, but at the top of the hour, on the five minute break, we take the long walk to the big bathroom at the end of the hall. And a lot of thinking, a lot of talking, a lot of soul searching has gone on in that trip, Drew. But you didn't go without me.

48:12 Drew I can't do it. I miss you too much.

48:14 Caller He doesn't feel safe walking by himself.

48:16 Drew No, no, I just miss him too much. Too deeply, deeply affected by him not being here. It takes all part.

48:22 Adam And who's going to give you that jiggle before you go back in the pants? You know what I'm saying?

48:28 New Found Glory Yeah, he was thinking about those size E boobs the whole break. That's why he was gone for so long.

48:33 Adam So New Found Glory is going to be at the House of Blues Tuesday and Wednesday on Sunset and then at the Anaheim House of Blues Thursday and Friday. And then what, guys? Where after that?

48:47 Caller We're in San Diego and then Vegas, Arizona. Go through Texas and then end in New Orleans. This is actually the longest tour we've ever done. A headlining tour was like 61 shows. So we're 47 shows in right now. So crazy. Yeah.

49:02 Adam We're hard workers. Do you look forward? Be honest. Would you like to perform? I mean, what if I told you you're getting Tuesday off? You get tomorrow night off at the House of Blues. Would you be all right with that?

49:14 New Found Glory Lose money. Yeah.

49:15 Caller Days off are boring to me. I'd rather be playing. But, you know, our bodies are definitely tired. We had seven shows in a row this week. So, you know, Jordan's voice definitely wouldn't last if we played every single day. We need at least one day off a week. And we usually take Mondays off.

49:32 Drew Got a bunch of bad questions. Want to take some? Yeah.

49:34 Caller All right.

49:34 Drew Can't wait. Here he goes. Weston is 18.

49:37 Caller Hello?

49:38 Drew Hey, Weston.

49:38 Caller Hey. I know that James is or they just recently broke up was on with the Get Up Kids. And I was wondering how he got with New Found Glory.

49:51 Caller I thought this was about sex.

49:54 Caller We're doing an interview with you, Reggie.

49:55 Caller I started sleeping with New Found Glory and they were better.

49:58 Drew I mean, you could not answer if you wanted to.

50:00 Caller I mean, it just the lead singer, Matt, has two little girls now and decided that it was time for him to like focus on being a father more than, you know, traveling around the country all the time and kind of like, he just didn't really want to be a deadbeat dad. So.

50:15 Drew Wow. I have never heard that from a band member before.

50:18 Adam That ain't rock and roll, my friend.

50:20 Drew But that's very interesting.

50:22 Caller Well, you know, I'm from Missouri, so.

50:25 Drew That's good. It's a healthy impulse. But I'm sort of.

50:28 Caller But we were big fans of James' band Colesq. He was in a hardcore band Colesq before he was in Get Up Kids. And then every time we played Kansas City, James would come out to the show and we would hang out. And it just ended up when we were recording our last record, Catalyst, James played keyboards on the song Failure's Not Flattering, which became a single. And we started playing it live and James was open. We were like, hey, why don't you come play on tour with us?

50:52 Caller I've been with him since July.

50:53 Caller And now he plays on every single song and now we're writing songs and stuff.

50:56 Drew So here's another bad question.

50:57 Adam Hey, wait a minute. I got a question. James.

51:01 Caller What?

51:01 Adam I want you to do this because I'm a big fan of the 80s keyboard players where they would play a couple of keyboards simultaneously.

51:09 Caller Yeah, I do that.

51:10 Adam But they put them so far apart that they had to stretch out as wide as they possibly could.

51:17 Drew Why?

51:17 Caller You need to change the sounds. You can't like, if they're like two inches apart from each other, you have to like reach underneath and you can't read what sound it is, so you got to keep it like at least a foot apart.

51:28 Adam Oh, well, this way.

51:29 Drew But he means this way.

51:30 Caller Are you talking side to side?

51:31 Drew Side to side, yeah.

51:32 Adam No, I'm talking about if you stood in the middle of the room, stretched your arms out as far as you could get them out, and then put one about two feet off the ground and one about six feet off the ground, and we're jamming that way, like you have wings and you're banking to the left.

51:48 Caller No, it's like how keyboard players, like, you know, pop smack to each other, is like, you know, who can play with the keyboard spread the furthest apart?

51:55 Adam That's what I'm saying is, I want to see at least a seven foot spread on those keyboards, and then when you're just jamming, you know what I mean, you're reaching out as far as you can, and they shouldn't be the same height either. One should be way up high and the other should be almost on the floor.

52:09 Caller Yeah, that's usually because music stores don't carry things for keyboard players, so you have to kind of make do with a TV tray and a jack.

52:17 Adam I'm just saying, whenever I see any of those 80s videos, I know the guy is rocking when the keyboards are once on one side of the room and there's on the other side of the stage.

52:28 Drew Here's Paige at 17. Paige, what's up?

52:31 Caller Hello?

52:31 Drew Paige. Caller goes by Paige. Yes.

52:34 Caller Hi. I was going to...

52:35 Caller I just love New Found Glory. I've seen them several times and I just want to ask them, out of all the bands coming out, like second stage bands, what are some of your favorites?

52:47 Caller What are some of our favorite?

52:48 Caller Reggie and the Full Effect.

52:50 Caller Well, we're actually on tour with Reggie and the Full Effect in this band called Isley. Yeah, Isley. They're from Tyler, Texas, and they're three sisters that actually and a brother and another guy that's in the band and they're a really, really good band.

53:03 Caller Yeah, good.

53:04 Caller Have you heard them before?

53:05 Caller Yeah, some of them. I've heard them some, a little.

53:09 Caller Well, yeah. I mean, usually like when we book a headline tour, we always take bands that were like our favorite bands at the time. And right now, Reggie and the Full Effect and Isley are like two of our favorite bands. And they just came out with new records too. So you can check them out.

53:21 Drew Cool. This is Kate. And before I go to Kate, I want to say I need Loveline Listeners in my studio audience. The phone number is a complete non-secret of what we were talking about before. I'm doing a television show for Discovery Health Channel. It's filming this Friday and Saturday. Please call and get tickets if you're over 21. It's 213-833-6469. 213-833-6469. And I'd love to fill it up with Loveline fans. Kate, 15. All right, Kate.

53:49 Caller Hello?

53:50 Drew What's up?

53:51 Caller Um, okay. I think possibly one of my neighbors used to babysit me, might have touched me inappropriately.

53:59 Adam Mm-hmm. Why do you think this?

54:01 Caller Pardon?

54:02 Adam Why? Why do you think this?

54:03 Caller Oh, because I don't know. He's always really creepy when he's around me, kind of like winking at me and stuff, because he lives down the street from me until I always see him. And my parents have said that he only babysat me once. And when I ask why once, they just say, we have our reasons. He only babysat you once.

54:22 Drew Well, he sounds like a weird guy. That's probably the reason.

54:26 Adam But don't you think you'd remember if he did something to you?

54:29 Caller No, because he babysat me when I was like five or six.

54:32 Drew You would definitely remember if someone had done that, right? Yeah.

54:36 Caller Because I was wondering if this would like trigger why I'm attracted to older guys.

54:40 Drew How old are the guys?

54:44 Caller Like, 1920.

54:46 Drew Where's your dad?

54:47 Caller He's in the next room.

54:49 Drew And their parents are together?

54:51 Caller Yeah, they've been together for something like 25 years.

54:53 Drew And he's available to you? He's been around a lot?

54:56 Caller All the time.

54:57 Adam Well, wait a minute. Nobody's going to... I mean, isn't every 15-year-old chick attracted to 90-year-old guys?

55:03 Drew Absolutely. That's what I was going to say. It's one thing to be attracted to them. It's another thing actually to let them have sex with you or to sleep with them. And the kinds of guys that would go with a 15-year-old is the creepiest a-hole. But you're not. You're just attracted to older guys. That's fine. That's just normal. That's just what 15-year-olds do.

55:18 Caller But if you act on it...

55:19 Drew Then it's a different story. Angela's 19. Angela.

55:21 Hi.

55:22 Drew Hey.

55:23 Adam What's happening?

55:23 Okay. I'm having this problem. For the first time, I was jacking my boyfriend off and all this blood just started coming out.

55:33 Caller Oh, wow.

55:33 Out of him?

55:34 Caller Yeah.

55:35 Yeah, it was him. Not me.

55:36 Caller It wasn't me. It sounds like a bad dream.

55:39 Adam Really? It's like the Shining.

55:41 Caller Sounds like an eruption. Sounds like a trauma movie.

55:45 Adam What's Jordan?

55:46 New Found Glory Jordan, our singer, has those. We call him the blood nut.

55:48 Drew Yeah, blood nut.

55:50 Caller No, just just once we found blood on his in his bunk on his sheets. And we thought it was like a blood nut.

55:57 Drew That can happen. It's not uncommon at all.

55:59 Caller She's got a real life blood.

56:01 Drew I like the little name for it. That's well done. And blood nuts are not uncommon and they don't necessarily mean anything. Though usually it's just a small sort of streak towards the end or mixed in. It's usually not the fountain of blood.

56:15 Caller It was like it was like a fountain like all over my hand, everything.

56:18 Caller You scratch him?

56:19 Adam Really?

56:20 New Found Glory It might have just been that time of the month for him.

56:22 Drew Were you being too vigorous with him?

56:23 Adam Was he moody?

56:24 No, not really.

56:26 Caller We use his spike bracelets.

56:28 Drew All right. Well, he needs to see a urologist. It's probably no big deal. But the fact that it was that much makes me concerned that he's got actually a blood problem, like problems clotting blood or blood staples. Then his blood doesn't clot normally.

56:40 Adam What about what's going on with the hand job? I thought those went out with a tracts.

56:47 I didn't even want to imagine if it was somewhere else.

56:50 Adam Well, yeah, that's true. But I mean, you guys are having sexual relations, right? You're 19.

56:56 Caller We just got together and everything.

56:59 Drew And Adam, she lives in your old neighborhood in La Crescenta.

57:03 Adam Oh, yeah.

57:04 Caller You're probably glad you didn't have sex with them the first time you gave them a HJ first.

57:07 New Found Glory Definitely.

57:09 Drew Isn't the Crystal Methods restaurant that they love, La Cabonita in La Crescenta?

57:13 Adam Yeah, it is. We recommend it.

57:16 Drew Angela, you know what that is?

57:17 Caller Thank you.

57:18 Adam Oh, now she doesn't know what it is. But listen, Angela, maybe this is God just sending you a message that you got to step it up a little.

57:26 Caller Or back off. Yeah, back it off.

57:28 Adam 2005, the hand job ain't cutting it anymore.

57:32 Caller Let's go.

57:34 Caller I don't know.

57:36 Caller I was just worried, so I was like...

57:39 Drew He needs to see a urologist now. He really does. Or the general doctor could handle it, frankly. But it is...

57:43 Adam Have you had, yes.

57:45 Drew To have...

57:45 Adam Let me ask her something. Have you had sex with him?

57:49 Caller No.

57:50 Adam And no oral sex? Just a hand?

57:53 Caller No. That was the first time.

57:55 Caller Don't swallow until he sees a urologist.

57:58 Adam Yes.

57:58 Caller All right.

57:59 Adam Wow.

58:00 Caller At least it was just a hand. Yeah, yeah.

58:02 Caller That would be gross.

58:04 Caller That would have scarred you for life if it hasn't already.

58:09 Drew Might have. Jane 20.

58:11 Caller Yeah. This is Jane? Yep. I have a question. First of all, I have a boyfriend and he's 24. He has a fixation with nipples.

58:29 Caller Who doesn't?

58:31 Drew Talk to James here. He's got you covered.

58:35 Caller Well, I have a substantial nipples. I have large breasts and I thought that as like normal guys, he just liked big breasts. But I assumed then I was a fascination with them.

58:51 Caller They got nipple fetish?

58:52 Caller Yeah, like a fetish.

58:54 Caller There's a lot worse fetishes he could have.

58:56 Drew And by the way, how can you distinguish that from an average male preoccupation?

59:01 Caller Yeah.

59:02 Drew How do you tell that's not something routine?

59:05 Caller Well, the thing is he never took his shirt off during sex. He was very self-conscious. I'd seen his body like through his shirt, like when he played sports and things like that. And he never had a bad body or anything like that. So I didn't understand his reluctance to take his shirt off. And a couple of weeks ago, he took his shirt off. And I found out he has a third nipple.

59:31 Drew So a lot of people have that.

59:33 Caller People pay money to look at that stuff.

59:35 Drew But is that is that why he didn't want his shirt to come off? Did he say that?

59:38 Caller Yeah, he did. Actually, we talked about it afterwards.

59:42 Adam I had a, yeah, I had a chick accuse me of having a third nipple once. I had to explain that was my penis. It was very embarrassing.

59:49 New Found Glory Yeah, that problem too.

59:50 Caller That reminds me of the movie Total Recall.

59:53 Adam And let me hold on a second, let's backtrack. What cup size are you?

59:59 Caller I'm a double D.

1:00:01 Adam Mm-hmm. And he likes your boobs in general, or he's just fixated on the nipple part?

1:00:07 Drew How can you tell the difference with a guy?

1:00:10 Caller She has big nipples that covers up pretty much the whole cup part of her boob. Yeah, like pepperoni nipples, like baloney nipples, whatever. Nothing wrong with that, whatever.

1:00:23 New Found Glory All guys like boobs, all guys like nipples, it's not a big deal.

1:00:26 Adam What do you do with the third nipple, the superfluous nipples, we call it in America?

1:00:30 Caller Take them off, tell them to get it pierced.

1:00:32 Drew You can take them off.

1:00:33 Caller Yeah, you can get them removed, can you?

1:00:34 Drew Yeah, it's not that big a deal.

1:00:36 New Found Glory Just rub it in circular motions with your thumb.

1:00:38 Drew Supernumerary nipples, they're wonderful.

1:00:41 Caller I know a girl with inverted nipples, they're not that fascinating, but whatever.

1:00:44 Drew So Jane, where are we going with this? We see we're just spinning.

1:00:48 Caller Because his fetish with nipples in general, because he certainly has a fetish, I've seen his porn, he's really big on nipples, it's a big thing.

1:00:58 Drew What is that, how can you tell?

1:00:59 Caller Well, there's no porn, it just has nipples.

1:01:03 Caller There's cropped pictures of just like nipples on breast instead of the breast itself.

1:01:08 Caller Weird.

1:01:09 Caller It's all good.

1:01:10 New Found Glory Everyone likes something different.

1:01:11 Caller Well, yeah, but he's like fascinated with it. He wants me to play with the third nipple as well.

1:01:18 New Found Glory There you go. It's role playing.

1:01:22 Adam Role playing. Put her on hold, Drew. I don't, this is bogus.

1:01:26 Drew Yeah, I think so too.

1:01:27 Adam No guy does this and no chick calls us about it.

1:01:30 Drew Yeah.

1:01:31 Adam There's a guy. There's a guy behind this.

1:01:32 Drew You want to get out of him?

1:01:34 Adam I would. I would like to talk to whoever's behind that call.

1:01:36 Drew Jane.

1:01:37 Caller Yeah.

1:01:37 Drew Who else is in the room with you?

1:01:39 Caller I'm by myself.

1:01:40 Drew No way. No way.

1:01:42 Adam You and the tri-nipple gent.

1:01:44 Caller I'm by myself in my apartment.

1:01:46 Adam Really?

1:01:47 Caller Yeah.

1:01:47 Adam So this is not a bogus call?

1:01:49 Caller No. I seriously just found out that he had a third nipple. I noticed that he had a fetish for it before, but I never knew that he had it in real life.

1:01:57 Drew Yeah, but those things are not his fetish and his anatomy are not related. And then the way you sort of stepped it up, sort of dropped in that he wanted to play with to sort of screw with the story doesn't jive for us.

1:02:09 Caller Well, I understand, but that was my question. It was just that was it. Like, is that a normal thing? Do you want to know if you should play with it?

1:02:18 Caller Go for it.

1:02:19 Adam Yeah.

1:02:19 New Found Glory It's not going to bite you. Has no teeth.

1:02:21 Drew I still don't buy it.

1:02:22 Adam Does it have hair? I don't buy it either.

1:02:26 Drew Because is it normal is not a question.

1:02:30 Adam And by the way, if this guy is going to keep his shirt on and be ashamed to let her see his third nipple, why does he then want her to play with it?

1:02:38 Drew Right.

1:02:39 Adam As the shirt comes off.

1:02:40 Drew Right. None of this fits together.

1:02:42 Adam It doesn't. So we're labeling it bogus.

1:02:45 Drew Jane, nice try, okay?

1:02:50 Caller Um, okay.

1:02:52 Drew There's really nothing. There's no question, so there's no answer anyway. It's like, you told us a story, and okay, whatever.

1:02:58 Adam Right, but here's the answer to all that, he wants me to do something, I don't really want to do it. Don't do it.

1:03:04 Drew She didn't even say that. She didn't even say that.

1:03:06 Caller She was giggling like she wanted to do it.

1:03:08 Drew She just said, is it normal that he wants this played with? It's like, no, it's not normal, because most people don't have that. Crystal, 23.

1:03:16 Caller Hello.

1:03:18 Adam What's happening, Crystal?

1:03:19 Caller Hi, guys. I have a question. My boyfriend, okay, I'm totally into the whole bondage, pain during sex type thing.

1:03:30 New Found Glory All right.

1:03:31 Caller And my boyfriend is like totally scared that he's gonna hurt me.

1:03:37 Caller What kind of bondage are you into? Like, asphyxiation kind of stuff, or like, are you into more like, you know, like being tied up, things like that?

1:03:46 Caller I'm actually, I'm into the being tied up. I like to be whipped. I like to...

1:03:52 Caller They make little like soft nerf whips. You can go get some of those. I know, I know what you're talking about.

1:03:58 Drew What is the question?

1:04:00 Caller But I want to know how I can make him like more comfortable with it.

1:04:04 New Found Glory Just have a secret word where if he's hurting you, you could say the word and then he'll stop.

1:04:09 Caller Like pumpkin.

1:04:10 Caller Banana. That's pretty much all you do. I mean, everybody does that, don't they?

1:04:15 Caller But he's like, I don't want to hurt you. I'm scared to death I'm going to hurt you.

1:04:19 Drew Well, I think Crystal, wait a minute, for which Crystal is saying is that she can't get him to whack her hard enough. That's what she's saying.

1:04:26 Caller Get him drunk.

1:04:27 New Found Glory So start hitting him, turn it around on him.

1:04:29 Caller Yeah.

1:04:29 New Found Glory Say, you're going to hurt me, I'll hurt you.

1:04:33 Adam Here's the thing too. What it is, is this guy's sane, he likes you, but he looks at this as nutty behavior, and he's sort of freaked out by it. And he doesn't want to engage in it because it feels like enabling behavior.

1:04:47 Drew And or frankly, just uncomfortable behavior. And you're asking for more and more and more and more pain, more this, more that. And he's like, he doesn't have that in him. Right. That's not what sex is to him, because you were physically abused when you were a kid, it's now wired into you.

1:05:01 Adam Is that true, Crystal? Is it Crystal?

1:05:03 Caller Yeah.

1:05:04 Adam Number three, white trash name pass.

1:05:05 Drew There it is.

1:05:06 Adam Yeah. So were you abused as a child?

1:05:09 Caller Actually, I was not.

1:05:11 Drew Nobody ever hit you?

1:05:13 Caller Nobody ever hit me.

1:05:15 Drew That doesn't fit.

1:05:16 Adam Where do you think you got this bondage fixation?

1:05:19 Caller Actually, when I was 16, I was actually raped by one of my ex-boyfriends. That's what you did. All right.

1:05:25 Drew That's what I'm talking about. Somebody abused you physically. I'm sure there was something even before that, that sort of triggered everything after the rape.

1:05:33 Caller There may have been, yeah.

1:05:34 Drew Yes. Okay, so that's where this comes from.

1:05:37 Adam But let me just put a finer point on it, ladies and gents, which is, guys, and people in general, I don't know. Okay. Here, I'm starting from a, I'm shaking my etch a sketch and starting with a-

1:05:52 Drew Start from the runaway, the runaway bride. It's that similar kind of crazy thinking that goes on in our society.

1:05:58 Adam Well, but here's what it is. As a sane person, as a normal person, you're constantly on the lookout for things that are different that may cause you harm. And I'll get to the point in a second. But what I mean is, as a human being, that's first and foremost, and it's built into your muscle fiber. And if you see someone that looks like they have a disease, you don't want to take a sip off their coke. And if you have a girlfriend that wants you to put a pitchfork in her ass, you realize something's up. Like this person is troubled and I'm uncomfortable being around this person. Your spidey sense as a human being tingles as a sane human being.

1:06:39 Drew Although the male, the testosterone overrides that sometimes.

1:06:43 Adam Right. But in general, when you're asking people to sort of partici... When you're asking sane people to participate in things that sort of damaged or screwed up people are into, they don't want to participate. It worries them. And that's what... Drew, I think that's what people react to. Not the part where I don't want to get into the bondage thing or I don't want to tie anyone up. What it is is I don't want to dance to their crazy song. This person is nutty and they're kind of dragging me into it. And it's weird now.

1:07:16 Drew I don't know where this is going. Yeah.

1:07:18 Adam Right. But it's not really that you're not into whatever it is they want to do. It's you're not into being crazy and they're crazy.

1:07:25 Caller Right.

1:07:27 Adam So, that's where guys... And then you call those people up tight, but really all they're doing is going, look, I wasn't abused. I'm sane. I'm not in anything weird. And you're dragging me down this weird trail.

1:07:39 Drew Right. I mean, I just wanted to have sex. That's all that's as good as it gets for me.

1:07:42 Caller It's like another... It's any other form of addiction where like, you know, the pain's not enough. You need it more and you need it more until all of a sudden you are going to get really, really hurt during sex and they're going to make a Law and Order episode about you.

1:07:53 Adam Now, Drew, how do you... And by the way, you know what my safe word is? Not breathing. I know it seems a little irresponsible. I play fast and loose. That's how I do it. No movement and no pulse. That's my safe word. It's an unspoken safe word, Drew. It's a secret safe word.

1:08:11 Drew So to speak.

1:08:11 Adam Only the paramedics know it. But Drew, what do you do with someone like this? Because if you keep going down the bondage road, you're just going to keep upping the ante.

1:08:21 Drew Well, she probably has... Here's the deal. She probably has some post-traumatic stress from the rape and that triggered something from way back. She's unfinished business with that, needs to realize that this is at least partially a manifestation of that. She will probably always be into this and that's fine. But to the extent that she indulges it, it takes away from the intimacy and it's a bad idea to go down that path regularly because it becomes all about the bondage then and not about the relationship.

1:08:45 New Found Glory Right. It's a great go.

1:08:47 Drew All right. Good times. It takes all kinds. But we got to go on break.

1:08:50 Adam All right. New Found Glory in studio tonight. Who are we going to talk to when we come back, Drew? What do you got?

1:08:56 Drew Well, it's your choice, Adam. We have someone who's interested in the band's sexual position preferences. We have Deanna whose vagina got torn by a giant penis. We've got a herpes and we've got a painful intercourse. Which would you like?

1:09:08 Adam I'm going to go Vagter.

1:09:11 Drew Vagter. Yeah.

1:09:13 Adam Band position.

1:09:13 Drew Band position. I know you do that.

1:09:15 Adam Then we're going to hear, then write into a song.

1:09:17 Drew Oh, good. Oh, nice. Nice. Well done.

1:09:19 Adam Nice segue. All right. We'll take a little break. New Found Glory in studio tonight. We'll be right back after this.

1:09:24 Caller Hello. This is your radio. Radio.

1:09:27 Caller Loveline will be right back.

1:09:46 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm in New York City tonight. Dr. Drew back in Los Angeles with his pals, New Found Glory, Steve Ian and James. All in studio tonight, Catalyst. Name of the CD, Andrew.

1:10:02 Drew Yeah. And we've got Diana waiting to talk to you, Adam. She's 21.

1:10:06 Hello.

1:10:07 Adam Diana.

1:10:08 Caller Hi. Hey.

1:10:09 Caller Dirty Diana.

1:10:11 Caller Thanks.

1:10:11 Drew Yeah.

1:10:11 Caller I've been living with that my whole life. Thanks for bringing that back up.

1:10:16 Drew I don't know what to mean.

1:10:16 Caller I had a sexual experience about a year ago with a long-term boyfriend that left me really traumatized today. Say that again.

1:10:25 Drew You had a what?

1:10:26 Caller I'm sorry. What?

1:10:27 Adam She's traumatized. She had a sexual encounter with an old boyfriend.

1:10:30 Caller It wasn't crazy. It wasn't weird. It was a, you know, we were having sex and he was, you know, somewhat large and he just kind of flipped me over into this way of position. And tore me, actually. My doctor said that I had a lesion and that I had to refrain from sexual activity for about a month and I did. And I healed up and got better and it was fine. But the pain was still there. And when we would try to have sex again, the pain was constantly there. And I eventually went and saw a psychiatrist for, for, you know, additional reasons. But I had started to talk to her about this. And I never really got advice out of her of what to do about it. She just kind of told me that it was all in my head. That I had to get over it by, you know, having him be very gentle and using lubrication and stuff like that.

1:11:23 Adam Well, are you still, are you still with this guy?

1:11:25 Caller No. The thing is, it kind of ruined our relationship. I couldn't bring myself to have sex anymore. And after a while, I was totally and completely, completely uninterested.

1:11:34 Adam Let me say a few things. First off, I know it sounds horrible, but tearing a woman down there is on my list of cool things that a guy could do that you have to shrug off. It's kind of like killing a man in the ring. Like, you know, on one hand, you don't want to talk about it. It brings up some bad memories. On the other hand, the guys around you think it's kind of cool. You know what I mean?

1:11:57 Caller It's like, I'm going to tear you up.

1:12:00 Caller It sounds, in theory, it sounds cool, but it's really not, because we had the most incredible sex I've ever had in my life. And now I didn't want him to touch me after that, and I'm afraid I'm going to end up one of those crazy frigid old women.

1:12:12 Adam Do you have a new boyfriend?

1:12:15 Caller No, we just kind of became friends after a while, and we split probably about three months ago.

1:12:20 Drew Do you have a history of sexual abuse?

1:12:22 Caller No, I do not.

1:12:24 Adam Anything nutty about you that we need to know?

1:12:27 Caller Um, I'd categorize myself as a pretty normal person.

1:12:31 Adam All right. All right. And then, okay, a couple of things. Hold on, Drew. The next guy, eventually you're going to get with somebody new? Oh, yeah. Yeah, tell him, tell him if you do, just the new guy, tell him you took a spill on a moped. Don't tell him this guy's huge door cracked in half.

1:12:51 Caller That's the worst thing you can say to somebody.

1:12:53 Adam It's such a bummer. I mean, you're just getting intimate, and she's like, you should know something. I was with a guy that was like a paint can, and this guy was tossing me around like a raggedy Ann, and he split me in two. So if we could just take it slow.

1:13:06 Caller I've seen two doctors.

1:13:09 Adam I'd be like, the good news is I'm in you right now.

1:13:12 Drew Let's say, you don't know.

1:13:14 New Found Glory Deion, let's reason this out.

1:13:16 Drew After delivery of a child, women typically tear down, right?

1:13:20 Adam Good point.

1:13:21 Drew And or in fact cut all the way through and through. And they are sown up and heal up and that's that. They don't have forever pain in the back part of the vagina because of that tear. It's a very resilient area. So why is it you're having persistent pain? I would, you know, first of all, I would, I would look very carefully, have a gynecologist really look into this very systematically.

1:13:41 Caller I had two people. I went and got a second opinion.

1:13:44 Drew I had a midwife look at me and then I had my regular OBGYN because you need a gynecological surgeon who's really skilled at looking at that area, not an obstetrician, straight gynecologist preferably, and to consider all the possibilities, maybe some nerve damage or some scarring left behind or something that could perhaps be repaired in that area. I suspect there may be something, but you got to remember that it's a resilient area and it shouldn't hurt. So it's possible it's all an emotional thing. It's possible, but I would look very carefully in there being something structural going on.

1:14:17 Caller So what do I do if it is in my head?

1:14:19 Drew Well, you finally got it, Adam.

1:14:22 Adam Is there any reason, thank you, Drew, thank you for sticking up for me. Is there any reason that anything we need to know? Any dads, you love your dad, everything's good, you were never abused?

1:14:33 Drew No physical abuse.

1:14:34 Caller No, the only thing, my daddy was never really there, so there was no guy around to physically abuse me. I'm sure I have daddy issues, but I fail to see where this has anything to do with it.

1:14:47 Adam Listen, with chicks, problems with their car can be traced back to their dad in issues. I mean, what can't be traced back to your dad as a chick, Drew?

1:14:59 Caller You know what I'm saying?

1:15:00 Drew You make a point.

1:15:02 Adam I think you made a very good point, though, in the childbirth situation, that all these women are back up on their vagina in no time.

1:15:10 Drew In two weeks, yeah, good to go. Right, right. Let's hear about the band's sexual positions real quick here. Karen, 22.

1:15:21 Caller Yes.

1:15:21 Drew Karen?

1:15:22 Caller Yeah.

1:15:23 Drew Here we go.

1:15:23 New Found Glory What's up?

1:15:25 Caller Not much.

1:15:26 Drew Let's break it down.

1:15:27 Adam Here we go. Here we go now.

1:15:29 Drew Let's go.

1:15:32 Caller First, me, Karen, and Kenny. Want to say hi to James and Steve?

1:15:39 Caller Oh, not Ian?

1:15:40 Caller Not Ian?

1:15:41 Caller Yeah. What's up, Ian?

1:15:42 Caller It's because Ian's the married one, right?

1:15:46 Caller There, Ian's married.

1:16:03 Caller What's going on?

1:16:05 Caller And I would like to know what your favorite sexual positions are.

1:16:11 Caller Which ones aren't they? I mean, they're all pretty cool.

1:16:15 New Found Glory Anyway my wife's willing to give it to me, I'll take it.

1:16:19 Drew That's it?

1:16:20 Caller They're all really specific ones.

1:16:21 Caller Yeah, there's reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, you know, doggy style, but whatever. Like consult the back of your local porn store video and that'll show you pretty much all, it'll list out the positions featured in that video. And I like them all.

1:16:39 Drew Here is Denise, who's 31. Denise?

1:16:41 Adam Drew, I know your favorite position.

1:16:44 Drew What's that?

1:16:44 Adam Wheelbarrow.

1:16:46 Drew Wheelbarrow?

1:16:47 New Found Glory Yeah, he likes the 59 and a half.

1:16:49 Drew Yeah.

1:16:49 Adam Yeah. All right. One more question. We're hearing a New Found Glory song, by the way.

1:16:54 Drew Yes, sir. Denise?

1:16:55 Caller Hi.

1:16:56 Drew Yeah.

1:16:56 Adam Hey.

1:16:57 Caller Okay, I have a question for Dr. Drew. At 31, I've just recently noticed that my breasts don't really seem very proportioned anymore. I have one nipple that sits fairly lower than the other one. And I just want to know if that's common or not.

1:17:12 Drew Very common for there to be a different directionality, position, all kinds of asymmetries are terribly common. And plastic surgeons do repair that quite frequently. So if it's something you want to get repaired, I'm sure there's somebody ready to do it.

1:17:25 Caller Now, if I were thinking about getting that repaired, I've never had any kids yet. And if I do have kids then and want to breastfeed, would that hinder that?

1:17:34 Drew It depends what they need to do to repair it. Usually not. I mean, I'm certain they can find something that wouldn't hinder that. Let's put it that way.

1:17:40 Caller Okay.

1:17:41 Adam Okay?

1:17:42 Caller Thank you.

1:17:44 Adam Thanks, Denise. Well, that was easy. Drew, they would tell you if it was going to affect breastfeeding, right? Absolutely.

1:17:53 Drew Especially when you ask that.

1:17:56 Adam And what about implants don't affect breastfeeding, do they?

1:18:00 Drew They can somewhat sometimes, as I understand it, yeah.

1:18:03 Adam Really? How long should you breastfeed a child?

1:18:08 Drew Well, up to a year for sure.

1:18:12 Adam How about in Europe, where they go to like 19 or 20?

1:18:14 Drew I think that's a bad idea.

1:18:16 Caller That's like in Norway and Finland and stuff though.

1:18:18 Drew Yeah, it's weird after a few years.

1:18:20 Caller It's just dark, you can never figure out what the kids have done.

1:18:22 Adam In Finland, like in Europe, like the guy pulls a cigarette out, has a hit off mom's boob, puts the cigarette back in, blows that around.

1:18:30 Caller Listen to the techno.

1:18:31 Adam Should we hear? He's got the crazy frames on his glasses and his crazy shoes.

1:18:36 Caller But a really nice haircut.

1:18:38 Adam Yeah, yeah, well kept. We should hear a New Found Glory, Sandro.

1:18:43 Drew Indeed we should. How about we hear the one called I Don't Want to Know?

1:18:46 Adam Okay.

1:18:55 Caller I don't wanna.

1:22:14 Drew New Found Glory, everybody. Adam, you still there?

1:22:16 Adam Yeah, I am. I was waiting for the applause.

1:22:20 Caller There it is, the golf club.

1:22:21 Adam James, were you playing the keyboards on that?

1:22:24 Caller No, that's actually all strings.

1:22:26 Caller It's real orchestra.

1:22:27 Caller Yeah.

1:22:28 Caller Oh, that's all strings. But live he does. But live he actually has the samples for it.

1:22:33 Adam You got to put them real far apart.

1:22:35 Caller You know this.

1:22:38 Adam Oh, this is...

1:22:39 Caller What is this?

1:22:41 New Found Glory That was like six.

1:22:43 Adam Wow, that was all strings?

1:22:45 New Found Glory Yeah.

1:22:46 Caller Well, wasn't it like Beck's dad that wrote the string part?

1:22:50 Caller Yeah.

1:22:51 Adam Wow, that was great.

1:22:52 Caller I don't know Beck's real name, but his dad, Beck Sr., he's the guy that choreographed all the strings, not choreographed, but composed all the strings.

1:23:01 Adam Yeah, his name is Herschel Schwartz, probably.

1:23:04 Caller So Herschel Schwartz the first.

1:23:06 Adam Wow, that is cool. Anyway, Drew. We're going to take ourselves a break. New Found Glory is in studio tonight. Who do we got next?

1:23:16 Drew More ladies with your special endowments.

1:23:19 Adam Oh, big jugs. Huge boobs. Nice. All right. Big boobs. We'll take ourselves a quick break and we'll be right back after this. Loveline.

1:23:29 Caller Okay. Wait. My hair.

1:23:32 Adam We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam, that's Dr. Drew. I'm in New York City tonight, where it's almost 3 in the morning.

1:23:50 Drew Nice.

1:23:51 Adam New Found Glory in the studio tonight.

1:23:56 Drew What time does your day start in the morning?

1:23:58 Adam Ian and James. It doesn't. I get to sleep.

1:24:02 Drew All day. All right.

1:24:03 Adam Yeah, I'm going to-

1:24:04 Drew You have no obligation tomorrow.

1:24:07 Adam No, I mean, I get up and I hit the gym. I work with retarded kids and I pray.

1:24:12 Drew Okay.

1:24:13 Adam But other than that and the fleet enema, I do it 6 a.m. every morning.

1:24:18 Caller There's good deli's in New York. You can go eat at a deli.

1:24:21 Adam Yeah. But don't ask for salsa. They get angry. Don't ever make that mistake.

1:24:25 Caller If they ask for anything, they're not kosher.

1:24:27 Adam And they don't say omelet. They say amoulet. It's real attractive. And what- I had a- Drew, was I telling you about this years ago, which is sort of- New York has a little faster pace than LA. Like, in LA, when the waiter comes by the table, you can think and ask questions about what's on the menu and stuff like that.

1:24:48 Drew No, not in New York.

1:24:50 Adam New York, they just yell at you. But I was sitting next to a table in a deli a few years ago in New York and they dropped the food off. I just overheard this conversation between the waitress and the guy who got the sandwich. And he's like, there's mayonnaise on this sandwich. And she's like, yeah, so? And he's like, I said no mayonnaise. And she said, you didn't say no mayonnaise. And she said, he said, I said no mayonnaise. And she looked for a minute and said, just eat the sandwich. And I thought, that's really New York. Because they would never say, just eat the sandwich in LA. In LA., they bring the sandwich back, they'd blow a snot rocket on it. And they give it, they give you a new one with a snot rocket on it, no mayonnaise. But they would never just go, just eat the sandwich. Like, it was sort of like, listen, buddy, you're going to go to lunch tomorrow too. And the next day after that, they don't all have to be perfect. Like, just eat the goddamn sandwich. We're going to all go home. It was New York for you. Yep. All right, Drew, what do we got here? Big boobs?

1:25:46 Drew Yeah, let's do that. Jessica 22.

1:25:48 Yes. Hi. I just had a question concerning breast reduction as far as breastfeeding in the future for when I want to have kids one of these days. And then back problems. I have chronic back pain and have had back surgery in the past and would breast reduction greatly decrease my back pain?

1:26:10 Drew Where is your back pain?

1:26:12 Lower back pain and then I have the vertebrae that are even with my breast. There's within five vertebrae, I have three pinched nerves.

1:26:22 Caller Really? We'll wait.

1:26:27 Caller Will the insurance cover the reduction?

1:26:28 Caller Boob insurance.

1:26:31 I think it should. I think it does.

1:26:33 Drew Now, what about the surgery?

1:26:34 Adam By the way, hold on. Hold on a second. Drew's suspicious. If I had huge boobs, I would have them insured by Lloyds of London, like a starlet gets her legs insured.

1:26:44 Drew Against reductions.

1:26:46 Adam Against reductions, yes.

1:26:48 That's not that great.

1:26:49 Adam Well, let me ask some poignant questions that I may sum it up later on in my hotel room in about 20 minutes.

1:26:56 New Found Glory All right.

1:26:57 Adam All right. That's cool with you?

1:26:59 Caller In-room entertainment.

1:27:00 New Found Glory Yeah. Yeah.

1:27:01 Go for it.

1:27:02 Adam All right. You're 22.

1:27:04 Caller Yeah.

1:27:05 Adam What cup size are you?

1:27:07 Caller They're double G, 36 double G.

1:27:10 Adam How big is the rest of you?

1:27:13 Caller I weigh 140 pounds.

1:27:15 Adam How tall are you?

1:27:16 Caller I'm 5'6. I'm big for my body.

1:27:21 Adam They're big for your body.

1:27:22 Drew Yeah.

1:27:22 Caller I'm an athletic, play soccer and stuff. That was the first reason for the first back surgery that I had is just too much soccer.

1:27:30 Adam Well, wait a minute.

1:27:31 Drew First back surgery.

1:27:32 Adam Yeah. Now, Drew, do people just do 20-year-olds? I know she's 22 now, but I'm guessing she had the back surgery a year or so ago.

1:27:39 Caller I was 17. I had a herniated disc in my lumbar area.

1:27:44 Adam How can you do that from playing soccer at 17?

1:27:47 Caller Well, I played goalies since I was 6 years old, and the doctors were appalled with it as well. They said that they just assumed. I mean, I hadn't been in any car accidents or anything, and they just assumed that it was from playing goalie my whole life.

1:27:59 Drew Well, Jessica, that problem is basically not operated on, so I don't understand why they operated on the right disc.

1:28:04 Caller A herniated disc?

1:28:05 Caller They don't really. It was hitting a nerve that went down my leg, and they did like a reaction test. Like, you know, you go to the doctor.

1:28:13 Drew Yeah, I know, but those are not operated on. They get better by themselves.

1:28:17 New Found Glory I actually have a herniated disc also, and I would never get surgery on it, because when they put it back together, they kind of injure two separate parts to put it together.

1:28:25 Drew Right, you end up with more trouble than you started with. So that's not operated on. So why did they do the operation?

1:28:30 Caller Well, they said when, okay, like when I went to the doctor, they would put pressure on my foot and say, resist the pressure. And I wouldn't be able to.

1:28:38 Drew Ah, okay.

1:28:39 Caller The disc that was hitting the nerve was down my foot. No, no, no, okay.

1:28:42 Drew That is the one indication for the surgery, is when you start having motor dysfunction. And when you start getting weakness in your leg, that kind of thing, they will do the surgery then, because you can have permanent motor dysfunction then.

1:28:51 Caller Yeah, that's why I wouldn't be able to walk or hold myself up.

1:28:55 Drew All right, there you go.

1:28:56 New Found Glory So that's why you have it. You should try to go to a chiropractor and get something they call bio-freeze, which is kind of like an icy hot sort of stuff, but it's cold and they don't sell it over the counter. And that's what I use on my back, because I have a lot of back problems as well.

1:29:08 Caller Oh really?

1:29:09 New Found Glory And it seems to help me a lot.

1:29:11 Drew But the motor dysfunction is actually an emergency. So that's why I'm sure they took you off right away for that. That's a different thing, that is a problem. And then, but really that's not what we're talking about with the boob thing.

1:29:27 Caller No, no, that was just a prior surgery. So I've been to surgery, I don't really like surgery, but I don't think anyone does. But I was wondering if I do get the best reduction as far as I have those three pinched nerves in my upper back now. Will that help the pain? Having a breast reduction, if I was planning on going to...

1:29:48 Drew Probably, but I would stop thinking about what's going on in your upper back as something in any way related to what went on in your lower back. Stop thinking about it as pinched nerves.

1:29:57 Caller I know it's not at all, I know that.

1:29:58 Drew Yeah, you've got back issues from soccer and from the weight of the breast perhaps. But again, why don't you do physical therapy or chiropractic and do sort of more benign kinds of interventions, managements to try to get this thing strengthened. There's all kinds of things you can do to strengthen those muscles short of coming out of the knife again.

1:30:18 Caller Yeah, I've tried all that. I've gone to chiropractor, chiropractor's a few times, physical therapy as well. I have really good insurance. But I'm a student and a server and I play soccer. They all basically tell me after a few weeks that they can't help me unless I take time off.

1:30:33 Adam All right, Drew.

1:30:34 Caller Well, there you go.

1:30:35 New Found Glory Try the bio-freeze.

1:30:36 Adam Here we go. Eat some of that bio-freeze.

1:30:38 Drew Real quickly, the boys want to talk to Barb is 27.

1:30:41 New Found Glory Barb?

1:30:42 Caller Hi.

1:30:43 Drew You just got a couple of minutes here. What's up?

1:30:45 Caller Me and my boyfriend had anal sex for the first time today, and I was just wondering him coming in me. Does that cause any problem? Hold on.

1:30:53 Caller The traps are coming.

1:30:54 Adam I want to give a quick plug. I do some of this quick plug.

1:30:58 Caller Quick plug?

1:31:00 Adam I do some work for Vermont Teddy Bear. Yeah, yeah. They're coming out with your first anal bear. And she's going to... I'm just saying you're going to get a surprise in the mail very soon, young lady. That's all I'm saying.

1:31:14 Drew What do those pajamas look like?

1:31:16 Adam Oh, you don't want to know.

1:31:18 Caller You don't want to know.

1:31:19 Drew All right. So, Barb, can that cause any trouble? Well, if he has an infectious disease to transmit, that's how it's transmitted, particularly the viral STDs like hepatitis or HIV. That's really the only serious concern people have with that.

1:31:33 Adam Yeah.

1:31:33 Caller So if it continues, then it's not going to be a big issue or whatever.

1:31:38 Drew If he's without any problems, it's not going to be a big issue.

1:31:43 Adam No condom?

1:31:44 Drew Yeah. Right. What about a condom?

1:31:47 Caller No, we didn't use that.

1:31:49 Drew Yeah. And the fact that you ejaculate is really not so much the problem. It's really the trauma to that area and what that will mean to you down the line when you're an older woman. Yeah. Bad time. All right.

1:32:00 Adam Well, does he does he have to, you know, can you guys, you know, just keep it to like Easter and Christmas or where is it?

1:32:07 Caller Where does it go when it finishes inside of her?

1:32:10 Drew What's that?

1:32:11 Caller It stays there.

1:32:12 Adam It goes to the toilet. Yeah.

1:32:13 Caller It makes its way to dry itself.

1:32:16 Adam Hey, Drew, that's one of those questions like, why is the sky blue? You know, daddy, when a guy busts a nut in a chick's ass, where does it go?

1:32:27 Caller That's an honest question.

1:32:28 Drew Well, son, you mean a blood nut or?

1:32:32 Caller It went a new word today.

1:32:35 Adam Let's say I busted a blood nut in Sally's ass. Where would it go?

1:32:40 Drew All right. We got to take a break.

1:32:41 Caller This has gotten amazing.

1:32:42 Adam This is discussing New Found Glory in studio. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's the show, y'all. Thanks for hanging in. We'll be back tomorrow night. And also, I should say that Be Real is going to be in from Cypress Hill.

1:33:30 Drew Wednesday night.

1:33:31 Adam Wednesday night, yes, yes. Steve, Ian, James, thanks very much for coming in tonight.

1:33:37 Drew Thank you.

1:33:37 Caller Thanks for having us. Thank you.

1:33:39 Adam Newfound glory, everyone. Catalyst CD House of Blues. Tomorrow, Wednesday, Sunset, and then Anaheim, Thursday and Friday. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala.

1:33:52 Caller This has been Loveline. The opinions expressed in this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or the station.

1:34:04 Adam The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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