Episode 1000706333119

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0:26 Voiceover This is Loveline.

0:29 Voiceover With Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew.

0:33 Voiceover Hey, everybody. It's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number, 1-800-LOVE-191. Dr. Drew is a board certified physician and addiction medicine specialist.

0:44 Drew And you are in New York City and you sound rather chipper. You haven't gotten into the New York City time frame. You know what I mean? You're going to get up tomorrow morning at like a nice seven or eight o'clock. Have to go into bed at three thirty four. You have a good time.

0:57 Adam No, no, no. Now, I have I don't have a I don't have an inner clock, Drew.

1:02 Drew Yeah.

1:03 Adam You know that.

1:03 Drew Yeah.

1:04 Adam I also don't have a biological clock. That's why I have no kids.

1:07 Drew Yes.

1:08 Adam But here's the thing. Yeah, I just flew in tonight here to talk about some Comedy Central show I'm doing. And I'll be back on Wednesday. A couple of things, Drew. Newfound Glory allegedly on the show tonight, right?

1:22 Drew Yes, allegedly. The little junior, junior, junior, junior, junior, etc. Lauren is out waiting for them on Venice Boulevard. All right. They'll be strolling in here anytime now.

1:36 Adam Drew, what do you think about this kind of stuff? I'm just sitting here in CBS Studios, Westwood One in Manhattan. It's one in the morning. The place is basically shut down except for Janitors. Those guys, those guys just, whenever you, it's a bad sign when you have a job that has a trash can with wheels on it.

1:58 Drew That was your job at one time though, right? You weren't Janitor.

2:01 Adam Yeah, anytime you're dealing with anything with wheels on, it's usually bad. But so here's the thing, I'm just sitting alone here in this studio, just staring at the wall and I'm staring at a computer. And the computer is on the Yahoo page and it's just sort of begging, punch something in, find something. And I got about 10 minutes to kill and I'm just staring at it. And as you know, I never look anything up on the computer. I'm just staring at it and I'm bored and I think, you know what? I'll punch in New Found Glory and I'll find out a little information about the boys. They've been on the show many times. And I'll kill some time looking up New Found Glory. So I looked them up for five minutes and yeah, they're from Florida. That's right. And I get bored and I go back to the Yahoo page and I stare at it for a while longer and I thought, boy, I wonder if I punch my name in what I'll find.

2:52 Drew Oh, my God.

2:53 Adam So yeah, I know. And Drew, please, please vouch for me that I never do this.

2:58 Drew You have never to this date, you've never done it.

3:01 Adam Right. I don't know why. It always seems like a great idea when I'm sitting here, but I don't think of it. So I punch my name in and a couple of websites come up and I just punch up the first one that's there. And the very first thing on the very first website I punch up is a picture of me with New Found Glory.

3:21 Drew How weird is that?

3:23 Adam That's all that was on the web page. Just me and New Found Glory.

3:26 Drew That's bizarre. Further evidence of the Great Magnet. What is that?

3:33 Adam It's not super creepy. We're going to make a movie out of it weird, but it is like, Drew, in the years that you've known me, I never punch anything into a computer.

3:42 Drew No, I know. But you and I have an inordinate amount of that kind of weird stuff happen to us.

3:47 Adam Yeah, and I've certainly never done any research on a guest, like punch their name in, and I certainly never punch my name in. It's so weird that I punch them in, punch me in, and the next picture I see is me and them together.

4:00 Weird.

4:01 Adam Yeah, it was just at the front of this website. It was at the top of the page.

4:05 Drew Did you go beyond that?

4:07 Adam No.

4:07 Drew They didn't try to put porn pages on it?

4:10 Adam You know, it was funny, though, that it did say when it came to the spelling of my last name, they said, Did you mean C-O-R-O-L-L-A? And it's like, that's not how you spell it. They're telling me I misspelled my own name. I can't even spell my name right. I never punch anything into a computer where it doesn't come back, Did you mean?

4:33 Drew But you like that feature, though, right?

4:36 Adam I do, but it's kind of condescending when you're punching your own name in and it says, Did you mean?

4:41 Drew Yeah.

4:41 Adam All right. So, theoretically, New Found Glory in a studio tonight.

4:47 Drew I have one quick bit of this if you don't mind. I know, remember how when you were having a filling of pilot and you came on with a phone number to come to be in the audience?

4:54 Adam No, not really. I don't remember that.

4:55 Drew You did that. You did it a couple of times. Well, I'm going to do that a couple of times.

4:58 Adam I did it once.

4:59 Drew So, I've got a phone number of people. I'm going to filming a show this weekend, Friday and Saturday. I would love to have Loveline listeners in there. The number is 213-833-6469-213, 833-6469 for help me out with the Discovery Health Show. You got to be 21 older to be on this set though.

5:17 Adam Why? Are they going to be boozing?

5:19 Drew Well, you know, never know. You'll be there if there is. But anyway, what?

5:24 Adam Oh, Friday? Yeah, I'm not going to be there. But let me say, also, my record and my streak is intact of flying first class to New York and never sitting next to a model.

5:37 Drew How was the plane?

5:39 Adam The plane was fine. Everything was fine, but I was always under the impression that if you flew back and forth from New York first class, you would be sitting probably squeezed between a couple of models the whole five hours there and a whole six hours back. As yet, that has never happened. I've never sat next to a female, much less a model. It's always some weird dude who does something extremely boring and we have nothing in common.

6:05 Drew I had dag once.

6:07 Adam All right. Well, that's pretty close. All right. You got some calls there, Drew?

6:11 Drew We got tons here. Let's go to John. Oh, John. Oh, John.

6:19 Caller Yeah, right here.

6:20 Drew What's going on?

6:21 Adam Drew, yell the rage, would you please?

6:23 Drew Yeah, this screen fell off the screen so I can't see it.

6:26 Adam Oh, OK.

6:27 Caller I'm 25.

6:28 Drew All right. What's up?

6:29 Adam All right.

6:31 Drew Go ahead, John. We're great. What's happening?

6:34 Caller Oh, I've been to urologists, about two or three of them. And my wife and I have been trying to have a baby for a while. And the last time we went and did my semen analysis, they came with it. My sperm count was OK. Everything seemed to check out fine. But the way they put it, I have a low volume, like a low fluid volume.

6:54 Drew So not much comes out.

6:57 Adam Mm, it's not the decorator.

6:58 Drew No. Do you masturbate a lot?

7:03 Caller Yeah.

7:04 Drew Why don't you hold back on that, buddy? John, hold off on-

7:08 Caller I've tried. I held back for about a month. A couple of months or whatever.

7:12 Drew Ooh. I didn't mean torture yourself or anything. I just meant just kind of hang back.

7:17 Caller Yeah. Way about left, neurologists described to me the normal amount is about a teaspoon.

7:23 Drew Right.

7:24 Caller What he told me, I don't know. Anyway, mine, according to the charts, whenever they ran the test, was less than a milliliter.

7:32 Drew Wow. So it's less than a 50-teaspoon. Hey, Drew. Yeah.

7:35 Adam Let me just say this in terms of sperm collection and quantifying sperm amount. I don't think they should say anything that you would put in your mouth as a unit of measurement.

7:47 Drew Yeah.

7:47 Adam You know what I mean?

7:48 Drew I think, yeah. Yeah.

7:49 Adam Spoon is what you use to feed your toddler-strained peas.

7:53 Drew Yeah. One cc sounds a lot.

7:54 Adam It's what you eat soup with.

7:55 Drew Yeah. One cc sounds better.

7:57 Adam And if you got to go that, say like a size of, I don't know, you could fill half a golf ball or something that you wouldn't put in your mouth.

8:07 Drew Go to ounces. Yeah.

8:09 Adam But I don't think people can really quantify that.

8:12 Drew All right. Half a golf ball. Yeah. All right.

8:15 Adam Or something like that. That's not the world's greatest analogy. But do you know what I'm saying? Spoon means you're just one step away from adjusting.

8:22 Drew Things that go in your mouth should not be used. Even thought of as you would imagine when it comes to semen.

8:28 Adam Right.

8:28 Drew Yeah.

8:30 Adam Thank you. So what should he do?

8:32 Drew What is your question, John?

8:34 Caller My question was when I asked him if it was going to be a problem. He said it could be, but there really wasn't a whole lot of medically they could do about it. But I've heard about an herbal supplement called ovarigen that's supposed to help with this. I was going to say Dr. Drew had heard of it.

8:50 Drew I never heard of it, but there really aren't things that are going to do much significant for that. It's other than holding back, trying to optimize your sperm count by not masturbating too frequently, not too infrequently either, because that lowers your testosterone level, exercise regularly. And there are fertility organizations, the filatilla groups that can concentrate the sperm. So you go see a fertility doctor, not a urologist.

9:09 Adam So Drew, what's the average amount? You said 10 cc's?

9:13 Drew Five.

9:13 Adam How many cc's? Five. Five cc's?

9:15 Drew Yeah.

9:15 Adam That's the average?

9:16 Drew Yeah.

9:16 Adam And that's about a teaspoon worth?

9:19 Yeah.

9:20 Adam All right.

9:20 Right?

9:22 Adam Yeah, I don't know. It seems, well, it seems like you ought to do, like I said, like a thimble or a walnut shell or something. Something you just wouldn't ingest. That's all.

9:32 Drew I'm with you on that. Here's Nicole 23. Nicole?

9:36 Adam Nicole?

9:37 Hello?

9:38 Adam What's happening?

9:39 Drew Hey, Adam, I seen this, she's from Austin. It reminded me that, did you hear about this runaway bride thing yesterday?

9:46 Adam I did hear something about it.

9:47 Drew Have you seen what the press is doing with this? It's driving me insane.

9:51 Adam What are they doing?

9:51 Drew Well, they're going, oh my God, she ran away from him at the altar and he's going to take her back. When you listen to the story, here's what happened. The family's going, well, she has problems. We really didn't see the signs. We should have paid attention and now she's going to get treatment. And if she does well in treatment, I'm going to stick by her. You know, this is actually what he's saying. Takes off for three days, calls up in a psychotic fit, believing people are holding her hostage, hasn't bathed, hasn't eaten in three days. Oh yeah, that's just somebody just taking off from the altar, a little stressed out. He needs to talk it out.

10:20 Adam I know. Well, here's what it is. They just picked a movie title that seems to fit the scene. Runaway Bride, everybody.

10:30 Drew Yes.

10:31 Adam Like her and Richard Gere are on a Harley heading for Nevada or something.

10:35 Drew Exactly right.

10:36 Adam Yeah, she had a psychotic episode.

10:37 Drew She had a psychotic episode or she's on speed. She's either bipolar, decompensated or she's on speed. Those are your choices. That's it. Those are the choices. There's not 12 choices. There's not 1,000 choices. There's two. And I...

10:50 Adam She got cold feet.

10:51 Drew She got cold feet and imagine after that betrayal, he's having her back. It's unbelievable. I'm going insane with this stuff.

10:59 Adam All right. Well, Drew, do something about it.

11:01 Drew I'm going to go on the Today Show tomorrow.

11:03 Adam Starting Friday. Oh, you are?

11:04 Drew Yeah. Straighten them all out. Nicole 23. So anyway, so what's up, Nicole?

11:10 I have a question about, well, when I was 22, I was diagnosed with breast cancer. Wow.

11:17 Drew Do you have that in your family? Do you have that in your family?

11:21 She does now. No, not at all. I was the first person in my family to ever get cancer.

11:25 Drew What? No, no.

11:27 Well, we think it's due to, I was the manager of a pizza place and I was robbed and I was beat up pretty bad and I landed on my breast and where I landed, I had a bruise and where the bruise was, the tumor popped up and within a couple months, it had grown from a dime size to about a quarter size and it was rock hard.

11:53 Drew Who told you that it was due to, who told you it was due to having been beaten up? Well, nobody.

11:58 They can't prove it, but I had a genetic test done and I didn't have it in my genes. I was never so sick.

12:03 Drew Yeah, but why isn't every woman that gets traumatized in the breast or is in a car accident, the seat belt smashes her, why don't they get cancer there? It doesn't really work like that. That's weird.

12:13 I have no idea.

12:15 Adam What happened? You were managing like a pizza hut or something and somebody robbed you?

12:19 It was actually called Conan's.

12:21 Adam And somebody robbed you?

12:23 Yeah, two guys came in and robbed me and a co-worker.

12:27 Drew Wow.

12:27 Adam Wow. And you're okay, but they threw you down and you bruised yourself.

12:33 Yeah. Now, yeah. The thing is, I had checked myself. I had already gone to my OBGYN for my annual exam. They hadn't found anything. One of my friends who was 19 found two lumps, so I had already been checking myself. I don't know what caused it. I can't say, doctors can't say, but I know that we did a genetic marker test.

12:54 Drew And you were negative for the BRCA genes. Okay.

12:58 Yes.

12:58 Drew Wow.

12:59 Adam Why doesn't everyone do that test, Drew?

13:01 Drew That's an interesting question, because it tends to only be in certain ethnic categories typically in things. But a lot of people are doing it now, it's true. And by the way, you already see colon polyps, colon cancer, ovarian cancer, and breast cancer in those families where that gene is present. All right. So you're not adopted or anything like that?

13:19 No.

13:20 Drew Okay. All right. So what's going on now?

13:23 So I've been in remission for nine months.

13:25 Drew Yay.

13:25 And I just found out that I'm pregnant.

13:27 Drew Okay.

13:28 And I wanted to know, because my oncologist doesn't really know much about any of the medications that I've been taking, if it's going to affect the baby, if the chemo, I was put on a very, very, the most aggressive treatment they could use.

13:43 Drew What were you treated with?

13:45 Huh?

13:46 Drew What were you treated with?

13:47 Taxol. Uh-huh. And we don't know what kind of effect that's going to have, and so I was wondering if maybe you knew.

13:55 Drew No, I don't. Taxol, what else? You probably had a couple other, did you have vencristine or something too?

13:59 I was on, when, during chemo, I was on about 20 different medications.

14:03 Drew Wow. So.

14:04 Adam Well, let me say this, though. I'm a lay person, but also a genius.

14:09 Drew Yes, yes.

14:10 Adam Because if there was a chance of, you know, birth defects while you were on this thing, wouldn't they put you on the pill or tell you, you know what I mean? Like they do with other drugs, like Accutane.

14:22 Drew She can't take the pill because of her breast cancer.

14:25 Yeah, and even though I had a non-hormone receptive breast cancer, like they just, they treated this very seriously. I had a mastectomy and luckily I postponed it because they didn't want to put a tissue expander in. And if I hadn't done that, then I wouldn't have been able to have reconstruction. So, I mean, they just treated it real fast.

14:46 Caller Wow.

14:47 Adam Yeah, but all I'm saying is, is if you're 23 years old, if you're, Drew, if they put you on a bunch of aggressive drugs, shouldn't they give you some warning about, listen, no intercourse. I mean, you can't get pregnant.

15:01 Drew Here's the deal. Here's the problem with these medicines, if they usually prevent you from getting pregnant, or if you get pregnant and then the baby is exposed to these drugs, you can be in big trouble. But you had the drugs and then you got pregnant. Generally, what?

15:17 Caller I'm only about two months right now, so I know that it takes a while for those drugs to get out of your system.

15:25 Drew Yeah, but generally speaking, I bet you, well, you're going to have to go see a high-risk obstetrical doctor.

15:31 Caller But I bet you things will be- Yeah, I have an appointment that there's still, like my oncologist, they put me on something called provigil, which is for narcoleptic.

15:38 Drew Yeah, you're going to have to come off that too. What are you doing that for?

15:41 Caller Because of the fatigue from chemo.

15:43 Wow.

15:45 Adam Drew, what's the high-risk, what's the high-risk GIO do?

15:48 Drew Just the guy that is used to dealing with situations that are extraordinarily unusual and risky, and this is one of those situations.

15:55 Adam Oh, I thought he did like base jumping.

15:57 Drew No, no, he doesn't actually do this himself.

15:59 Adam I thought he would bust into the room in like fatigues, pull a helmet off, and shake his hair out. Look at a big diving watch.

16:08 Drew I gotta tell you, Nicole's story is one of the most incredible we've ever heard on this show. By 23.

16:13 Adam Well, you never hear about someone without a history of breast cancer getting it at 23.

16:19 Drew You rarely hear about breast cancer in the 20s without a very strong family history, and then to have it and have this aggressive chemo and not be pregnant, it's really a hair-raising story. Nicole, count your blessings that they caught it, that you... Let me ask her one other thing I gotta know. Did you have any nodes positive?

16:36 Caller No, no one knows.

16:37 Drew All right. So everything was well localized, right?

16:40 Caller Yes.

16:41 Drew All right. So you're very fortunate. You had a reconstruction. Everything's good. You're pregnant. Let's just hope... And that's really all you can do now is hope that there's been no ill effect on the fetus. That's all you can do. And I think...

16:52 Adam You're a great doctor. What a doctor.

16:55 Drew All we can do is hope. But the probability is...

16:57 Adam What a doctor's that?

16:58 Drew The probability is that that's going to be fine. That it sounds to me like a situation that's looking pretty good. And focus on the more positive aspects out of this. You're in remission, you had an aggressive chemo, which I think is a very smart thing to do. It was well contained. Now you're pregnant, you're moving ahead, you're breast reconstructed. Move on. Let's... Boy.

17:17 Adam And of course, Drew, everything happens for a reason.

17:19 Drew Of course, of course. You figure out the reason for this one, yeah.

17:23 Adam You get cancer, you get beaten up at your workplace.

17:25 Drew Yeah.

17:26 Adam So, oh, everything happens for a reason. By the way, all you idiots who just say everything happens for a reason, because now that I watch a lot of reality TV, I realize how often people just go, look, everything happens for a reason. You idiots need to just shut up and say you have nothing to say. Because whenever I hear somebody go, I don't know, I mean, everything happens for a reason, it's the same as you saying, I don't know what the F I'm talking about, I really have nothing to say.

17:53 Drew Yeah. But I need to feel better. I need to feel better about this.

17:56 Adam I need to feel like I'm saying something even when I'm not really saying anything.

18:00 Drew But people then feel some sense of relief or control or something. It's like, well, at least we know there's a purpose to all this. So we can all feel better.

18:08 Adam It's really, it's the idiots version of at the end of the day, which is what smart people say when they don't have anything to say.

18:15 Drew It's a little bit, it takes all kinds.

18:18 Adam Yeah. Yeah. All right.

18:19 Drew Yeah, I'm taking another call. Want to do Germany or Florida? You want to hear some more heavy calls?

18:23 Adam Well, I don't want some more heavy calls.

18:25 Drew Here's a pain. I have a pain with sex, booze and pot, attracted to older guys because of sexual abuse.

18:32 Adam Hey, I don't know who's a man in the telephone tonight, but I want fun finger popping calls.

18:38 Drew You know what I mean?

18:39 Adam It's finger popping time, Drew. You know what I'm saying?

18:43 Drew Here's Jared with the Germany or Florida. He's 19.

18:46 Adam Hey Jared, how's it going?

18:47 Drew Hey Jared.

18:48 Adam What's happening?

18:48 Drew I'm finger popping.

18:49 I've got a Germany or Florida for you.

18:51 Drew All right.

18:52 So an old guy is gardening in his backyard. And he falls over, breaks his hip, but he forbids his wife from helping him. He says he wants nature to take its course. So for three days, she goes up there and gives him food and water, covers him up with a tarp when it rains, but does not actually seek medical treatment for him. So after a while, the son-in-law not hearing from him, he goes over there to check it out. The guy's dead. The woman has fallen down herself, and she's hospitalized. Critical condition, German air force.

19:21 Drew That kind of stuff happens more than you would imagine. You'd be amazed.

19:24 Adam Really?

19:25 Drew Yeah, that is a toss-up. That could be...

19:29 Adam Tarp, raining, gardening.

19:32 Drew Raining goes a little... Three days without rain, that's gotta be Florida, right? And...

19:37 Adam Yeah, but he's got pride. That's a German thing.

19:41 Drew Yeah, yeah, but...

19:42 Adam The Floridian would have sued the Earth for knocking them down.

19:47 Drew One thing about old people, particularly like old narcissistic people, is they refuse to accept help. They refuse to help to get accepted. They're aging. They push everything away. It sounds a little like what's down in Florida.

20:00 Adam All right, you go Florida?

20:01 Drew I'm going Florida.

20:02 Adam I'm going Germany. I'm going Germany on this one.

20:05 Oh, a split vote. Oh, yeah.

20:07 Drew Florida, that's what I'm talking about. There we go. You're a good one. Thank you.

20:11 Caller God damn it. Glad to do it.

20:14 Drew You're right.

20:14 Adam Thanks, Gerald.

20:14 Drew You're right?

20:16 Adam No, it's just I'm not a good loser.

20:18 Drew I know.

20:19 Adam But I guess everything happens for a reason.

20:21 Drew Yeah, it takes all kinds.

20:22 Adam It really does. All right, Drew.

20:24 Drew Let's take a break.

20:26 Adam Yeah, I want to take a break. But here's the challenge I want to lay down to Loveline screeners. I want some finger-popping calls because it's finger-popping time, Drew. Do I have to tell you?

20:40 Drew Hey, New Found Glory is here, too. They're here.

20:42 Adam Oh, New Found Glory is here.

20:43 Drew Pop your fingers with them.

20:45 Adam I want some big jugs. I want some dorks caught in a vacuum cleaner. I want it all. I promise it all to you. We will take a quick break. New Found Glory is in studio tonight and we'll be right back after this. 1-800-L-O-V-E-1-9-1 Loveline will be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm in New York City tonight. Dr. Drew back in Los Angeles. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. And finally, New Found Glory in studio. Steven Ian, you guys in there?

21:27 Drew And James Dewees, the keyboard player.

21:30 Adam Oh, hi, James.

21:31 Caller What up, man? Hi, buddy.

21:33 Adam Good to not see you guys again, but you know what I'm saying. It's good to talk to you guys.

21:37 Caller It's kind of weird to talk to you when you're not here. I feel like I'm on the phone with you.

21:40 Drew I told them the story about the website. They were impressed.

21:44 Adam Yeah, it's one of those things where it doesn't seem that weird, but it is pretty weird if you take into consideration I never look anything up, and then there were you guys. So we like to call that kismet, yes, Drew?

21:59 Drew Or the great magnet.

22:01 Adam Or the great magnet, which I'm an atheist, but I do believe in one thing, and that's the great magnet.

22:07 Caller I was going to say everything happens for a reason, doesn't it?

22:09 Caller Oh, yeah, it surely does. I just can't believe that the picture of us and you came up. I don't really consider us celebrities at all. I figured you've met so many famous people that there'd be different pictures of you on the internet.

22:23 Adam Don't worry, I fired off an angry email.

22:26 I don't even remember taking a picture with you.

22:28 Drew What's interesting is New Found Glory seems to have the same low self-esteem that we have, Adam.

22:32 Adam Yeah, it's awesome. New Found Glory, by the way, we'll hear something off of Catalyst, the CD, and I guess these guys are going to be at the Sunset House of Blues tomorrow and Wednesday, and then Anaheim Thursday and Friday House of Blues?

22:48 Caller Yep.

22:50 Adam I don't think I've ever been to the Anaheim House of Blues. Is it about the same as the Sunset one?

22:55 Drew It's a world of fun, it's a world of...

22:58 Caller They don't let you into Disney for free, though.

22:59 Caller There's actually House of Blueses all over the United States, and every one looks exactly the same. It has the exact same backstage and everything. Same artwork.

23:08 Caller Same employees.

23:09 Caller But I seriously think the House of Blueses are definitely one of the coolest venues that we've ever played.

23:14 Drew And actually, even though that one is in Downtown Disney, it's still the House of Blues.

23:17 Caller I just think they sat down and just like, what can we do to make the coolest venue ever? And they succeeded in doing that, and we have such a good time every time we play there.

23:27 Adam Drew, how do you get in to the House of Blues without going through Disneyland?

23:32 Drew You got to go to downtown Disney, see?

23:34 Caller City Walk.

23:35 Caller It's by Cirque du Soleil.

23:37 Drew Right, it's like a city walk. It's like a big city walk there.

23:40 Adam By the way, Be Real from Cypress Hill will be in tomorrow night if anyone needs a score.

23:46 Drew Will you, by the way, will you hurry up and have some kids so you can begin to understand how the country is put together?

23:53 Adam Well, I went to the Disney, I went to Disneyland like when they unveiled the Matterhorn in 1960. That's like the last time I was there.

24:02 Drew Oh man, you got to catch enough to do.

24:04 Adam Yeah, Drew, you go like every other weekend.

24:06 Drew Oh yeah, except my kids have discovered Six Flags Magic Mountain now, so it's the latest thing.

24:11 Adam Oh really?

24:11 Caller They want the roller coasters. They want the real deal.

24:13 Drew So my brain wants to come out my nose.

24:16 Caller Space Mountain, don't cut it anymore.

24:18 Adam You know what really would save you some driving is have them discover mushrooms. Just sit in the living room and stare at an Etch A Sketch.

24:28 Drew I think I'd rather just take a hammer directly to their head.

24:31 Adam This ride is great buddy.

24:33 Caller Thanks for the ride dad.

24:35 Adam Opens your mind up, helps you think better.

24:36 Drew Yeah, that's right. I'm too uptight. You're right. Yeah, that's right. I forgot. There we go. Take some calls. All right.

24:42 Adam Let's take some calls. Who do we got?

24:43 Drew We got Nicole who's 19. Nicole.

24:48 Hello.

24:48 Drew Hey, what's going on?

24:49 Adam What's happening?

24:50 Hi. Okay. So I have a question. I live in a dorm, and a bunch of the girls have just recently got UTIs, and we wanted to know if they're contagious or if we could have something else or-

25:07 Drew You could be all asleep with the same guy and he could be giving you STDs.

25:10 Caller That's a urinary tract infection.

25:12 Drew Well, it feels like urinary tract infection. It hurts when you pee. Or you're all just kind of getting into it here. Are you in college? Yeah.

25:19 Adam Tell that janitor to put a condom on you.

25:21 Drew Right, and even that you get a honeywhip cystitis just from having sex at all. And every time you have sex, it pushes bacteria back into the bladder and that can cause problems.

25:30 Caller You guys aren't sharing-

25:32 Drew Men.

25:32 Caller Not men, but-

25:34 Caller Toys.

25:35 Drew Oh, I forgot about that.

25:36 Caller You could be sharing-

25:36 Caller It is college.

25:37 Drew That is another way.

25:38 Caller Time for experimenting.

25:39 Drew Well done.

25:40 We definitely don't share anything but the bathroom, and that's kind of the part that scared us.

25:45 Drew No.

25:45 Was it that it could be? Okay.

25:47 Is there a guy hiding in the toilet?

25:48 Drew You could. Well, it'll be interesting as whether you have the same, what do we call, pathogens causing the urinary tract infection, but just having that stuff colonize your skin and your genital area doesn't cause a urine infection. It has to get pushed up there by something. I'm worried you guys have STDs. You got to go to your student health and get things checked out. Here's a good one. This is Crystal.

26:06 Adam Do they all- Hold on. Do they all share the same community? When you're in a dorm, you just have a bathroom on one floor?

26:14 Caller There's a bunch of stalls in each bathroom.

26:15 Drew I know you didn't go to college, but just use your imagination. Nicole, what's the bathroom situation?

26:20 Adam Are they all getting in the same shower?

26:22 Yeah. We share, well, there's one communal shower and then two bathrooms.

26:26 Yeah. Where's your doormat again?

26:30 Caller Can they use the same material to bathe with or like a loofah?

26:34 Drew It's still, you could get herpes by passing along wet towels and things like that, but that's pretty unlikely. Okay. Student health. Here you go. Here we come. Little outbreak. Crystal, 23.

26:46 Caller Hi.

26:47 Adam What's happening Crystal?

26:49 Caller Well, okay. So I had to find FedEx by six o'clock for my work, and I didn't know where it was and I was getting really, really stressed out while I was driving around looking for it. I started to feel really good in my brain felt amazing. I basically had like a full body orgasm.

27:09 Caller In the car?

27:10 Drew Because you were stressed out.

27:12 Caller Are you driving a Hummer?

27:14 Caller No, no I was not.

27:15 Drew Because you were so stressed?

27:17 Caller That was a joke. Yes.

27:19 Caller Thanks.

27:21 Caller I'm just trying to wonder like what's going on. Should I be worried? Is that normal?

27:24 Drew It's not what you call normal. Do you orgasm very, very easily?

27:28 Caller No, not at all.

27:30 Drew Oh my.

27:30 Caller You need to get your car.

27:31 Drew We can see it's very difficult for you, but is there bipolar illness?

27:35 Adam We're driving on, I got it. We're on cobblestone.

27:40 Caller We're driving on the sidewalk.

27:41 Caller Your boyfriend needs to give you errands to do before you make love.

27:44 Drew Were you tightening your abdominal muscles? You're running around tightening everything because you were all uptight?

27:49 Caller Possibly because I have the tendency to do that when I get stressed.

27:52 Drew Right. That's one possibility. Some people when they tighten their pelvic musculature, women, it can trigger an orgasmic-like episode. The other thing is I have seen people have orgasm in acute manic states. So maybe we're so adjunct, maybe your tendency to be, is there any bipolar illness in your family?

28:10 Caller Not really. I mean I was diagnosed with depression a couple of years ago, but I haven't been on medication for it.

28:14 Drew But do you have a tendency to get super, super high?

28:19 Caller Not usually, no.

28:20 Caller All right.

28:20 Drew Just keep an eye out for that.

28:21 Caller What about tight genes? Are your genes too tight for you?

28:25 Caller Are there the normal tightness?

28:26 Drew But she says it started in her brain, which is fascinating. There is a man on earth whose orgasm starts in his brain.

28:32 Caller Wow. You know what I'm saying?

28:33 She must have been thinking about me.

28:36 Adam Mine almost ended up in my brain once. I went too long, you know, and it hit the ceiling fan and it came back, and I just moved. I just ducked it. A couple of things were, did you almost go off the road or anything like that?

28:50 Caller No, no. I mean, it was, it wasn't like, it was different than like a normal orgasm because I felt it. I didn't feel it. It was more like in my head and it was just this really great feeling that passed through my body.

29:02 Adam All right. Well, you know, get some scotch guard down on those. Just to play it safe. And 10 and 2, you know?

29:12 Caller Yeah. Yeah. I shouldn't be worried though.

29:14 Drew Well, it is, listen, it's a little bit of a concern. Really? Yeah, a little bit. If it was an isolated episode, don't worry about it. But if you keep having funny symptoms, I would definitely look into it. Okay? All right.

29:27 Adam All right, Crystal.

29:29 Drew Believe it or not, spinal cord tumors, brain tumors, things like that can rarely, I mean, rarely. I don't think that's what's going on with her, but that's what you worry about.

29:38 Adam If you got to go, at least go by something that gives you orgasms before it puts you in the ground. You know what I'm saying, Drew?

29:45 Drew It takes all kinds.

29:46 Adam Yeah. And let me just say this. Her name was Crystal.

29:49 Yeah.

29:50 Adam Crystal is, I'm just checking my laminate, my wallet here, it's the number three white trash chick name behind Cammie and Tammy. Cammie and Tammy. Cammie and Tammy and Crystal is number three, but it seems to be moving up.

30:05 Drew Here's Allison.

30:05 Adam Keep her fingers crossed.

30:06 Drew She's not on your list, 17.

30:08 Adam No. Allison?

30:11 Hi.

30:12 Adam Hey.

30:12 Hi.

30:14 First of all, I just wanted to say earlier, it kind of made me upset.

30:17 Some girl called you and just told you that you were an idiot. I'm sorry. You're not an idiot. Even if you were, she shouldn't call you up and tell you that.

30:25 Adam He's an idiot.

30:26 Drew That was yesterday. We already forgot about it.

30:28 Adam Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't I don't listen to any of the callers. I don't know if you've been listening to the show or not. I'm not even I'm not even hearing you tell me I shouldn't think I'm an idiot.

30:38 I've actually I've actually only heard the show like twice. But all right.

30:42 Adam Well, thanks for sticking up for me. I bet if you heard it more than twice, though, you'd agree with her.

30:48 Well, I'm an Adam Corolla fan, so I guess.

30:50 Adam Thanks, baby doll.

30:51 No problem. Basically, I was just calling. I'm worried that I might have completely ruined sex for my boyfriend.

30:59 Drew How old is he? How old is he?

31:02 He's 17.

31:03 Drew All right. Let me just say.

31:04 Caller It's impossible.

31:05 Drew Impossible. Allison, I just think it would take a little more than what you've got to ruin it for him.

31:09 Caller So go ahead.

31:10 Let's hear it.

31:11 Adam MAD in your underpants couldn't ruin sex for 17-year-old guy.

31:14 Drew MAD in his underpants wouldn't ruin it for him.

31:16 Adam No, that's what I meant. I meant in one's underpants.

31:20 Well, actually, a long time ago, like a year or so ago, we decided to have sex together for the first time. I personally haven't heard of anything quite as bad as the situation as ours. I'm, you know, before that, we'd done everything else. And I, you know, am very sensitive down there. I orgasm particularly easily. And so I was very sensitive when we started to have sex. And it didn't quite fit. In fact, you know, a lot of times they say that you bleed the first time. And I, I bled the first three times that we tried to have sex. And it was, I mean, it was one of the things where like I think, well, you know, everybody goes through this pain. It's not that bad. And I try to hold it in. And then I just screamed because it was really bad.

32:19 Drew You need to see the gynecologist. Okay.

32:21 I did. And she didn't say that anything was wrong with me like that. Apparently, my urethra or wherever, wherever it is, the semen goes in is crooked. So I don't know if that would have anything to do with it. I mean, it seems like if it were bleeding, that would have something to do with it.

32:39 Drew She said you had a tilted uterus or a flipped uterus, right?

32:42 Yeah.

32:42 Drew That's nothing.

32:43 Adam Semen doesn't go into your urethra.

32:45 Drew No, urethra is what you pee out of. Who's her health teacher, Adam? We got to get him.

32:50 Caller Sorry.

32:52 Adam Mr. Magoo.

32:57 Drew Here's the deal. You sound very sane, okay? So it's not as though this is likely to be an emotional thing. You've waited. You've developed this relationship. Is it possible that you guys just don't match up anatomically? No.

33:10 Caller I mean, we have since then, but it's just... I'm really worried. I mean, we only have once. We actually, like after that, he somehow the thought of putting me in pain didn't really do it for him. So we actually put off trying again for like a year and a half. Like we... it was really, really bad.

33:37 Adam Wow.

33:38 Caller Yeah, and we did. You know, we tried it again and it worked. But I just, I mean, from what I've known of teenage boys and, you know, just people talking to me and so on and so it's not normal for them to say, you know, no, let's not so much because...

33:57 Adam All right, hold on a second. Put her on hold, Drew.

33:59 Drew We gotta talk about her? Yeah, pow wow. Now let's get our dates straight first before we get this. So this episode when you were having horrible pain, how old were you?

34:08 Caller I was 16.

34:08 Drew And how old was he?

34:10 Caller He was 16.

34:10 Drew All right, go ahead, Adam, go ahead.

34:13 Adam I'm just saying a guy does not keep his star vagina on the DL for a year and a half, you know what I mean? I'd be asking at 16 every 20 minutes, how you feeling, you okay? You ready to go? You feel good? Take the needle and get back in the game.

34:29 Drew Now unless...

34:30 Adam Let's tape it up and get you back out there.

34:32 Drew Unless, a little steroid, a little morphine, let's go.

34:36 Adam Let's take a shot and some tape and let's go.

34:38 Drew Unless he had some very strong, maybe religious or value-oriented beliefs and this was sort of some sense of him having been punished for done something wrong and he flipped out. Want to explore that a little bit?

34:50 Adam Yeah. Well, everything happens for a reason.

34:52 Caller Oh, yes, I was waiting for it.

34:53 He still had two other options too, so it's not like he was the only one.

34:57 Drew Right, and they were engaged in those other options, apparently, and maybe that was a sweet spot for him.

35:02 Caller Maybe he's with somebody else.

35:03 Caller Maybe the other one's the one that's inverted.

35:05 Drew No, Adam, maybe he was like you and was an expert at receiving, and that was just good enough for him.

35:10 Adam Oh, was she giving him oral for that year and a half?

35:12 Drew Why don't you ask her?

35:14 Caller All right. Yeah, yeah.

35:16 Adam Oh, you were?

35:17 Drew Okay. She's proud of it.

35:18 Adam Okay.

35:21 Caller I love him.

35:23 Adam Well, let me explain what this can be like. Put her on hold again. If I were, it's like this oral is like disability for guys, which is you don't want to collect the disability check, but after a couple of months of not working and getting a little stipend at the end every month and getting into a little groove where you get up at noon and you never get out of your slippers, I could see myself settling into that. Maybe this happened to him.

35:52 Drew Yeah, I think so. Plus, he had all these ambivalent feelings about being sexually active. So yeah, I think that's it. I think it's one of them.

35:58 Adam And it can also, I mean, the oral will sort of take the sense of urgency out of a 16-year-old.

36:05 Drew The wind out of the sails.

36:07 Adam Right.

36:07 Drew And especially if that's a sweet spot, you know. So, Allison.

36:11 Adam Right.

36:12 Drew Hello? He's back. He's fine. He's fine. You haven't ruined him. Trust me. He's fine.

36:16 Caller Okay, good.

36:17 Drew You just found a different sweet spot for him and he's going to be, you don't ruin him. And enjoy.

36:23 Caller Thank you.

36:23 Caller All right.

36:24 Drew Cool.

36:25 Adam Yeah. It's a mitzvah for me.

36:28 Caller All right.

36:29 Drew We're taking a break. And Adam, when we return?

36:32 Adam Yeah, when we return.

36:34 Drew For you. We have to hear a New Found Glory song, which I think we'll hear upon return. But then.

36:38 Adam Well, we don't have to, but we would like to.

36:40 Drew Well, I want to just hold you, hold this carrot out for you. We have Dana with size E boobs.

36:49 Caller What?

36:50 Drew Who wants to talk to you?

36:51 Caller How's that possible?

36:52 Adam Finger poppin time, Drew.

36:55 Bouncy, bouncy.

36:56 Adam Find that song, Drew. You'll laugh your ass off. A New Found Glory in studio tonight, and we'll be right back after this.

37:03 Caller Thank you for calling Loveline.

37:05 Caller Your call will be answered in the order it seems interesting. Call Loveline.

37:09 Caller 1-800-LOVE-191.

37:29 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline, phone number 1-800-LOVE-191, or Steve Ian and James are here tonight from New Found Glory.

37:37 Drew And James brought in crack-flavored Myconyx. Oh, my God. Yeah, they're crack-laced.

37:43 Caller They're really good.

37:44 Drew Yeah, crazy, or opiate-laced or something.

37:46 Caller Now you see why crack sells.

37:48 Adam Are they?

37:48 Caller They're actually root beer float-flavored.

37:51 Caller Oh.

37:54 Adam Wow, could you do any more damage to your teeth?

37:56 Caller No, right?

37:58 Adam No. I mean, really. It's like a ball-peen hammer to your mouth. It would be better than a root beer-flavored Mike or Ike. You know what seems to work out pretty good? That you don't think about too much. Any green apple-flavored stuff in the chewy candy, hard stuff. Always delectable. So, Drew.

38:16 Drew We're going to hear a song.

38:18 Adam Yeah, we're going to hear a song and we got to talk to the E chick though.

38:21 Drew She's here. She's waiting. She's calling from Lake Tahoe. She's waiting for you, Adam. 28.

38:27 Adam Yeah.

38:27 Drew Pierced E boobs.

38:29 Caller Ooh, hello, hello.

38:30 Adam Pierced E boobs.

38:31 Caller Yeah.

38:31 Adam Oh, man.

38:33 Caller Bromski.

38:34 Adam Now I'm seeing biker chick.

38:35 Caller You get lost in there.

38:36 Drew Finger popping.

38:37 Caller I'm seeing the entertainer.

38:38 Adam Finger popping time, everybody.

38:39 Drew You want to talk to her before we go to song?

38:41 Adam Yeah.

38:43 Caller James is like, yeah.

38:44 Adam Twisted my arm.

38:45 Drew Here's Dana's 28.

38:47 Caller Hi, guys.

38:48 Adam Hey, what's happening?

38:50 Caller I just found out that I was pregnant and I used to have my nipples pierced and I took out my piercing because I just didn't want them anymore.

38:59 Caller And my nipples are no longer sensitive.

39:03 Caller My sensitivity level went down.

39:05 Caller Because you stabbed them.

39:06 Drew Did the holes close?

39:08 Caller Uh-huh.

39:09 Caller Yeah.

39:10 Adam Did you have them both pierced?

39:12 Caller Yes, I did.

39:14 Adam And could you ever connect the two hoops and sort of pull them together?

39:20 Caller Ouch, no.

39:20 Drew It's like a chain.

39:21 Caller Do you have any tattoos on them?

39:23 Caller No, no.

39:24 How dare you?

39:25 Drew How dare you? Who do you think this woman is?

39:28 Caller No, they're too nice.

39:30 It's probably just too far away from your body so you can't feel the sensitivity.

39:34 Caller Yeah, that's probably it.

39:35 Caller It takes a long time for the nerve endings to reach the nipple back to the brain.

39:40 Drew It does happen and listen, there's a couple things. One, the very large breast women sometimes complain or are less sensitive. Two, there's no doubt that when you pierce things, the irritation and the chronic sort of excessive stimulation can result in desensitization over time. This happens when people get their clitoris pierced, not in free time, and so it's probably something along those lines. And now that it's out, you should be able to breastfeed normally if that's your plan.

40:03 Caller How would someone that had a nipple's pierce affect breastfeeding?

40:06 Drew They say it doesn't affect that much, but breastfeeding is already a difficult enough task. Yeah, it doesn't happen naturally. It's a skill that women have to develop.

40:15 Caller It's one of those water wheels for the kids.

40:17 Adam By the way, yeah, if you need a hand, I can come over and supervise, number one. Number two, if you have an e-cup, you could breastfeed while your kid was breastfeeding, right? You could get a hit off one of those boobs. You'd be like, don't bogart that boob, I'll just grab the other one, get a little hit off it.

40:37 Put some chocolate syrup on it.

40:40 Caller I have a couple of black eyes from running.

40:43 Adam Oh really? Nice. What do you do? Black eyes.

40:46 Caller Oh, I thought she said black guys.

40:49 Adam I thought she said that too.

40:51 Drew What do you do for a living?

40:53 Caller Ski instructor and then nothing really.

40:56 Caller You're good at the downhill, like that forward weight.

40:59 Caller Yeah, kind of like the downhill.

41:01 Adam Are you a ski instructor?

41:03 Drew Heavenly or Squaw?

41:05 Caller Squaw, love Squaw.

41:06 Caller So nice up there.

41:07 Drew Somehow either becomes ironic.

41:10 Adam Love Squaw was my porn name, by the way. That's all I want to say about it. It was humiliating.

41:17 Caller Adam, are you supposed to do your boob bill?

41:20 Adam Yeah. You want to be the mayor or the first lady? Yeah. Come on out. All right, so really, and how much do you weigh, just out of curiosity?

41:31 Caller 156.

41:32 Caller And you don't have to do the radio, Matt.

41:33 Caller That's all boob.

41:34 Drew But that's pregnant. That's all boob. You're pregnant 156.

41:40 Caller Yeah.

41:41 Drew How much do you weigh when you're not pregnant?

41:43 Caller Oh, no, I'm only two months pregnant.

41:45 Drew Okay.

41:46 Caller How tall are you?

41:47 Caller 5'2, she said.

41:48 Drew 5'2?

41:49 Caller That's bigger than your head.

41:51 Caller No, 5'7.

41:51 Caller 5'7.

41:52 Caller It's still bigger than your head.

41:54 Adam And how's the shape of the boobs? Are they firm or do you keep them in your gaiters?

41:59 Caller They're in between the two.

42:01 Caller I'd say more of us on the firm side.

42:03 Adam All right. Drew, what happened to gaiters?

42:07 Drew Remember people that ski? They went out with the leg warmers. They went out with the leg warmers.

42:11 Caller E.G.'s. All right.

42:12 Adam Gaiters? Hold on a second.

42:14 Drew We gotta hear the song now.

42:15 Adam I just want to say something. You know, leg warmers were so popular that people who went skiing missed their leg warmers and invented gaiters. You know what I'm saying? Is that what happened, Drew?

42:27 Drew Well, just a little bit.

42:28 It was before they put...

42:29 Drew No, no, it was only before they made ski wear to accommodate the snow, basically. They just were not functional.

42:36 Adam Have you ever owned a pair of gaiters?

42:38 Drew Yes. And I still own something called neck gaiters.

42:44 Caller I have a neck gaiter. Really?

42:45 Drew Yeah.

42:45 Caller Yeah, from when I was a little kid. What do you do with a neck gaiter?

42:47 Caller I grew up in Florida. I don't know what you guys are talking about.

42:50 Drew It's a thing. It's a giant turtleneck you can use as a hood and everything else.

42:54 Caller Yeah, it's really long.

42:55 Adam All right.

42:56 Drew All right.

42:57 Adam It's funny that you're from Florida. I never heard of a gaiter.

43:00 Caller Whoa, hey.

43:02 Adam Hey.

43:03 Drew This song is called All Downhill From Here. New Found Glory.

47:08 Adam Hey, everybody. It's the Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. Phone number 1-800-LOVE-191. Steve, Ian and James all here tonight from New Found Glory.

47:19 Drew And Adam, I couldn't go to our favorite bathroom without you. Couldn't do it.

47:22 Adam Oh, yeah. Drew and I have, there's two bathrooms, Drew and I make the pilgrimage to.

47:29 Drew Deal with the fact that I'm gay.

47:31 Adam We go to the close one, but at the top of the hour, on the five-minute break, we take the long walk to the big bathroom at the end of the hall. And a lot of thinking, a lot of talking, a lot of soul searching has gone on in that trip, Drew. But you didn't go without me.

47:47 Drew I can't do it. I miss you too much.

47:50 Caller He doesn't feel safe walking by himself.

47:51 Drew No, no, I just miss him too much. Too deeply, deeply affected by him not being here. It takes all kinds.

47:58 Adam And who's going to give you that jiggle before you go back in the pants? You know what I'm saying?

48:03 Yeah, he was thinking about those size E boobs the whole break. That's why he was gone for so long.

48:09 Adam So New Found Glory is going to be at the House of Blues Tuesday and Wednesday on Sunset and then at the Anaheim House of Blues Thursday and Friday. And then what, guys? Where after that?

48:22 Caller We're in San Diego and then Vegas, Arizona. Go through Texas and then end in New Orleans. This is actually the longest tour we've ever done. A headlining tour was like 61 shows. So we're 47 shows in right now.

48:36 Drew So crazy.

48:38 Caller Yeah, we're hard workers.

48:39 Adam Now, do you look forward, be honest, would you like to perform? I mean, what if I told you you're getting Tuesday off? You get tomorrow night off at the House of Blues. Would you be all right with that? Lose money.

48:50 Caller Yeah, days off are boring to me. I'd rather be playing. But, you know, our bodies are definitely tired. We had seven shows in a row this week. So, you know, Jordan's voice definitely wouldn't last if we played every single day. We need at least one day off a week. And we usually take Mondays off.

49:07 Drew Got a bunch of manned questions. Want to take some?

49:09 Caller All right.

49:10 Drew Can't wait. Here he goes. Weston is 18.

49:13 Caller Hello?

49:13 Drew Hey, Weston.

49:14 Caller Hey. I know that James is, or they just recently broke up, was on with the Get Up Kids. And I was wondering how he got with New Found Glory.

49:27 Caller I thought this was about sex.

49:30 Caller We're doing an interview with you, Reggie.

49:31 Caller I started sleeping with New Found Glory and they were better.

49:34 Drew I mean, you could not answer if you wanted.

49:35 Caller No, I mean, it just, the lead singer Matt has two little girls now, and decided that it was time for him to like focus on being a father more than, you know, traveling around the country all the time. And kind of like, he just didn't really want to be a deadbeat dad, so.

49:50 Drew Wow, I have never heard that from a band member before.

49:54 Adam That ain't rock and roll.

49:56 Drew But that's very interesting.

49:58 Caller Well, you know, I'm from Missouri, so.

50:01 Drew That's good, it's a healthy impulse, but I'm sort of.

50:03 Caller But we were big fans of James' band Cololesque. He was in a hardcore band Cololesque before, he was in Get Up Kids, and then every time we played Kansas City, James would come out to the show and like hang out.

50:12 Caller Yeah, we'd always hang out.

50:13 Caller And it just so ended up, when we were recording our last record, Catalyst, James played keyboards on the song Failure Is Not Flattering, which became a single, and we started playing it live when James was open. We were like, hey, why don't you come play on tour with us?

50:27 Caller Yeah, I've been with him since July.

50:29 Caller And now he plays on every single song and now we're writing songs and stuff, so.

50:32 Drew Here's another band question, Page 17.

50:33 Adam Wait a minute, I got a question. James.

50:36 Caller What?

50:37 Adam I want you to do this, because I'm a big fan of the 80s keyboard players, where they would play a couple of keyboards simultaneously.

50:45 Caller Yeah, I do that.

50:46 Adam But they put them so far apart.

50:48 Caller Yeah, yeah, you have to.

50:49 Adam You had to stretch out as wide as they possibly could.

50:52 Drew You have to.

50:53 Caller Because you need to change the sounds. You can't like, if they're like two inches apart from each other, you have to like reach underneath and you can't read what sound it is. So you got to keep at least a foot apart. Oh, this way.

51:04 Drew He means this way. I'm talking side to side.

51:08 Caller It just looks cool.

51:09 Adam I'm talking about if you stood in the middle of the room, stretched your arms out as far as you could get them out, and then put one about two feet off the ground and one about six feet off the ground, and we're jamming that way. Like you have wings.

51:23 Caller Yeah, I know. It's like how keyboard players talk smack to each other. It's like who can play with the keyboard spread the furthest apart?

51:30 Drew You're banking to the left.

51:31 Adam That's what I'm saying. I want to see at least a seven foot spread on those keyboards, and then when you're just jamming, you know what I mean? You're reaching out as far as you can, and they shouldn't be the same height either. One should be way up high and the other should be almost on the floor.

51:45 Caller Yeah, that's usually because music stores don't carry things for keyboard players, so you have to kind of make do with a TV tray and, you know, a jack, stuff like that, a baby crib.

51:55 Adam Whenever I see any of those 80s videos, I know the guy is rocking when the keyboards are once on one side of the room and the other is on the other side of the stage.

52:03 Drew Here's Paige of Seventeen. Paige, what's up? Paige? Call her who goes by Paige, yes.

52:10 Caller I just love New Found Glory, and I've seen them several times, and I just want to ask them, out of all the bands coming out, like second stage bands, how many bands have you seen? I've seen them several times, and I just want to ask them, out of all the bands coming out, like second stage bands, what are some of your favorites?

52:23 Caller What are some of our favorite...

52:24 Caller Reggie and the Full Effect.

52:25 Caller Well, we're actually on tour with Reggie and the Full Effect and this band called Isley.

52:30 Caller Oh, yeah, they're good.

52:30 Caller Yeah, Isley, they're from Tyler, Texas, and they're three sisters that actually... and a brother and another guy, that's in the band, and they're a really, really good band.

52:38 Caller Yeah, they're good.

52:40 Caller Have you heard them before?

52:41 Caller Yeah, some of them. I've heard them some.

52:44 Caller Well, yeah, I mean, usually when we book a headline tour, we always take bands that were our favorite bands at the time, and right now, Reggie and the Full Effect and Isley are two of our favorite bands, and they just came out with new records, too, so you can check them out.

52:57 Drew Cool. This is Kate, and before I go to Kate, I want to say I need Loveline listeners in my studio audience. The phone number, this is a complete non-secret of what we were talking about before. I'm doing a television show for Discovery Health Channel. It's filming this Friday and Saturday. Please call and get tickets if you're over 21. It's 213-833-6469, 213-833-6469, and I'd love to fill it up with Loveline fans. Kate, 15. All right, Kate.

53:25 Caller Hello?

53:26 Drew What's up?

53:27 Caller Okay. I think possibly one of my neighbors used to babysit me, might have touched me inappropriately.

53:35 Adam Why do you think this?

53:37 Caller Pardon?

53:38 Adam Why? Why do you think this?

53:39 Caller Oh, because I don't know, he's always really creepy when he's around me, kind of like winking at me and stuff, because he was down the street from me, and so I always see him. And my parents have said that he only babysat me once. And when I ask why once, they just say, we have our reasons. He only babysat you once.

53:57 Drew Well, he sounds like a weird guy. That's probably the reason.

54:02 Adam Well, don't you think you'd remember if he did something to you?

54:05 Caller No, because he babysat me when I was like five or six.

54:08 Drew You would definitely remember it if something bad had happened.

54:12 Caller Because I was just wondering if this would trigger why I'm attracted to older guys.

54:16 Drew How old are the guys?

54:18 Caller Hmm, like 1920s?

54:21 Drew Where's your dad?

54:23 Caller He's in the next room.

54:25 Drew And your parents are together?

54:27 Caller Yeah, they've been together for something like 25 years.

54:29 Drew And he's available to you? He's been around a lot?

54:32 Caller All the time.

54:33 Adam Well, wait a minute. Nobody's going to... I mean, isn't every 15-year-old chick attracted to 19-year-old guys?

54:39 Drew Yes, absolutely. That's what I was going to say. It's one thing to be attracted to them. It's another thing to actually let them have sex with you or to sleep with them. And the kinds of guys that would go with a 15-year-old is the creepiest a-hole. But you're not. You're just attracted to older guys. That's fine. That's just normal. That's just what 15-year-olds do.

54:53 Caller But if you act on it...

54:54 Drew Then it's a different story. Angela's 19. Angela.

54:57 Caller Hi.

54:58 Drew Hey.

54:59 Adam What's happening?

54:59 Caller Okay.

55:00 Caller I'm having this problem. For the first time, I was jacking my boyfriend off, and all his blood just started coming out.

55:09 Caller Out of him?

55:10 Caller Yeah.

55:11 Caller Yeah, it was him, not me.

55:12 Caller It sounds like a bad dream. It sounds like an eruption. It sounds like a trauma movie.

55:22 Jordan, our singer, has those. We call him the Blood Nut.

55:24 Drew No way.

55:25 Caller Does he? No, just once we found blood in his bunk, on his sheets, and we thought it was like a blood nut.

55:33 Drew That can happen. It's not uncommon at all.

55:35 Caller She's got a real life blood nut on her hands.

55:37 Drew I like the little name for it. It's well done. Blood nuts are not uncommon, and they don't necessarily mean anything. Though usually, it's just a small streak towards the end or mixed in. It's usually not the fountain of blood.

55:52 It was like a fountain. It was all over my hand, everything.

55:54 Drew Did you scratch him?

55:55 Adam Really?

55:56 It might have just been that time of the month for him.

55:57 Drew Were you being too vigorous with him?

55:59 Adam Yeah. Was he moody?

56:00 Caller No, not really.

56:02 Caller Were you using spike bracelets?

56:03 Drew All right. Well, he needs to see a urologist. It's probably no big deal, but the fact that it was that much makes me concerned that he's got actually a blood problem, like problems clotting blood or blood staples.

56:13 Caller The anemia or something?

56:14 Drew That his blood doesn't clot normally.

56:16 Adam What about, what's going on with the hand job? I thought those went down with eight tracks.

56:23 Caller I didn't want to imagine if it was somewhere else.

56:25 Adam Well, yeah, that's true. But I mean, you guys are having sexual relations, right? You're 19.

56:32 Caller We just got together and everything.

56:34 Drew And Adam, she lives in your old neighborhood in La Crescenta.

56:39 Caller You're probably glad you didn't have sex with him the first time. I gave him a HJ first.

56:44 Drew Isn't the Crystal Methods restaurant that they love, La Cabonita in La Crescenta?

56:49 Adam Yeah, it is. We recommend it.

56:51 Drew Angela, you know where that is?

56:53 Adam Thank you.

56:54 Drew Oh, I guess she doesn't.

56:54 Adam No, she doesn't know where it is. But listen, Angela, maybe this is God just sending you a message that you got to step it up a little.

57:02 Drew Or back off. Back it off.

57:04 Adam 2005, the hand job ain't cutting it anymore. Let's go.

57:10 Caller I don't know. I was just worried, so I don't know.

57:14 Drew He needs to see a urologist now. He really does. Or the general doctor could handle it, frankly. But it is...

57:19 Adam Have you had...

57:21 Drew To have frank...

57:21 Adam Drew, let me ask you something. Let me ask you. Have you had sex with him?

57:25 Caller No.

57:26 Adam And no oral sex? Just the hand?

57:29 Caller No, that was the first time.

57:31 Caller Don't swallow until he sees a urologist. Yeah.

57:34 Caller Well, wow. At least it was just her hand, not an...

57:37 Caller Yeah, yeah. That would be gross.

57:40 Caller That would have scarred you for life. If it hasn't already.

57:44 Drew Might have. Jane 20.

57:47 Caller Yeah. This is Jane?

57:48 Caller Yep.

57:50 Caller Hi. I have a question. First of all, I have a boyfriend and he's 24. He has a fixation with nipples.

58:05 Caller Who doesn't?

58:07 Drew Talk to James here. He's got you covered.

58:10 Caller Right. Well, I have a substantial nipples. I have large breasts and I thought that as normal guys, he just liked big breasts, but I soon found out it was a fascination with them.

58:26 Caller Like a nipple fetish?

58:28 Caller Yeah, like a fetish.

58:30 Caller There's a lot worse fetishes he could have.

58:32 Drew And by the way, how can you distinguish that from an average male preoccupation?

58:37 Caller Yeah.

58:37 Drew How do you tell that's not something routine?

58:41 Caller Well, the thing is he never took his shirt off during sex. He was very self-conscious. I'd seen his body through his shirt when he played sports and things like that, and he never had a bad body or anything like that, so I didn't understand his reluctance to take his shirt off. And a couple weeks ago, he took his shirt off, and I found out he has a third nipple.

59:07 Caller So?

59:08 Drew A lot of people have that.

59:09 Caller People pay money to look at that stuff.

59:10 Drew But is that why he didn't want his shirt to come off? Did he say that?

59:14 Caller Yeah, he did actually. We talked about it afterwards.

59:19 Adam I had a chick accuse me of having a third nipple once. I had to explain that was my penis. It was very embarrassing.

59:25 New Found Glory Yeah, I had that problem, too.

59:26 Caller That reminds me of the movie Total Recall.

59:29 Adam And let me hold on a second. Let's backtrack. What cup size are you?

59:35 Caller I'm a double B.

59:37 Caller Mm-hmm.

59:38 Adam And he likes your boobs in general or he's just fixated on the nipple part?

59:43 Drew How can you tell the difference with a guy?

59:45 Caller She has big nipples that covers up pretty much the whole like cup part of her boob. Yeah, like pepperoni nipples, like, you know, baloney nipples, whatever. Like, nothing wrong with that, like, whatever.

59:59 New Found Glory All guys like boobs, all guys like nipples. It's not a big deal.

1:00:02 Adam What do you do with the third nipple, the superfluous nipples we call it? You can take them off.

1:00:06 Caller Tell them to get it pierced.

1:00:07 Drew You can take them off.

1:00:08 Caller Yeah, you can get them removed, can't you?

1:00:10 Drew Yeah, it's not that big a deal.

1:00:12 New Found Glory Just rub it in circular motions with your thumb.

1:00:14 Drew Supernumerary nipples. They're wonderful.

1:00:16 Caller I know a girl with inverted nipples. They're not that fascinating, but whatever.

1:00:20 Drew So Jane, where are we going with this? We see we're just spinning.

1:00:23 Caller I was wondering because of his fetish with nipples in general, because he certainly has a fetish. I've seen his porn. He's really big on nipples. It's a big thing.

1:00:34 Drew What is that? How can you tell?

1:00:35 Caller Well...

1:00:36 Caller There's no porn. It just has nipples.

1:00:38 Caller I saw cropped pictures of just nipples on breasts instead of the breast itself.

1:00:44 Caller Weird.

1:00:45 New Found Glory It's all good. Everyone likes something different.

1:00:47 Caller Well, yeah, but he's like fascinated with it. He wants me to play with the third nipple as well.

1:00:53 Caller There you go.

1:00:54 Caller Now we're getting somewhere.

1:00:56 New Found Glory It's role playing.

1:00:58 Adam Role playing. Put her on hold, Drew. This is bogus.

1:01:01 Drew Yeah, I think so too.

1:01:03 Adam No guy does this and no chick calls us about it.

1:01:06 Drew Yeah, there's a guy behind this. You want to get her out of him?

1:01:10 Adam I would. I would like to talk to whoever's Jane.

1:01:13 Drew Who else is in the room with you? I'm by myself. No way. No way.

1:01:18 Adam You and the trinipple gent in my apartment. Really?

1:01:23 Drew Yeah.

1:01:23 Adam This is not a bogus call.

1:01:25 Caller No, I seriously just found out that he had a third nipple. I noticed that he had a fetish for it before, but I never knew that he had it.

1:01:33 Drew Yeah, but those things are not his fetish and his anatomy are not related. And then the way you sort of stepped it up, sort of dropped in that he wanted to play with to sort of screw with the story, doesn't jive for us.

1:01:45 Caller Well, I understand, but that was my question. It was just that was it.

1:01:50 Caller Do you want to know if you should play with it?

1:01:52 Caller Normal thing.

1:01:53 Caller Go for it.

1:01:54 Caller Again.

1:01:55 New Found Glory It's not going to bite you. Has no teeth.

1:01:57 Drew I still don't bite.

1:01:58 Caller Does it have hair on it?

1:01:59 Adam I don't bite. I don't bite either.

1:02:02 Drew Because is it normal is not a question.

1:02:06 Adam And by the way, if this guy is going to keep his shirt on and be ashamed to let her see his third nipple, why does he then want her to play with it?

1:02:16 Drew Right. None of this fits together.

1:02:18 Adam It doesn't.

1:02:19 Drew No. Jane.

1:02:20 Adam Labeling it bogus.

1:02:21 Drew Jane, nice try.

1:02:22 New Found Glory Okay?

1:02:23 Caller Okay.

1:02:28 Drew There's really nothing. There's no question, so there's no answer anyway. It's like, you told us a story and okay, whatever.

1:02:34 Adam Right, but here's the answer to all that. He wants me to do something. I don't really want to do it. Don't do it.

1:02:40 Drew She didn't even say that. She didn't even say that.

1:02:42 Caller She was giggling like she wanted to do it.

1:02:43 Drew She just said, is it normal that he wants this played with? It's like, no, it's not normal, because most people don't have that. Crystal, 23.

1:02:52 Caller Hello.

1:02:53 Drew Here we go.

1:02:54 Adam What's happening, Crystal?

1:02:55 Caller Hi, guys. I have a question. My boyfriend, okay, I'm totally into the whole bondage, pain during sex type thing.

1:03:05 New Found Glory All right.

1:03:07 Caller And my boyfriend is like totally scared that he's going to hurt me.

1:03:13 Caller What kind of bondage are you into, like asphyxiation kind of stuff, or like are you into more like, you know, like being tied up, things like that?

1:03:21 Caller I'm actually I'm into the being tied up. I like to be whipped. I like to.

1:03:28 Caller They make little like soft nerf whips. You could go get some of those. I know. I know you're talking about.

1:03:34 Drew What is the question?

1:03:36 Caller But I want to know how I can make him like more comfortable with it.

1:03:40 New Found Glory Just have a secret word where if he's hurting you, you could say the word and then he'll stop.

1:03:45 Caller Like pumpkin.

1:03:46 Caller Banana. That's pretty much all you do. I mean, everybody does that, don't they?

1:03:51 Caller But he's like, I don't want to hurt you. I'm scared to death I'm going to hurt you.

1:03:55 Drew Well, I think Crystal, wait a minute. What Crystal is saying is that she can't get him to whack her hard enough. That's what she's saying.

1:04:02 Caller Get him drunk.

1:04:03 New Found Glory So start hitting him, turn it around on him.

1:04:05 Caller Yeah.

1:04:05 New Found Glory Say, you ain't going to hurt me, I'll hurt you.

1:04:09 Adam Here's the thing too. What it is, is this guy's sane, he likes you, but he looks at this as nutty behavior, and he's freaked out by it. He doesn't want to engage in it because it feels like enabling behavior.

1:04:23 Drew Or frankly, just uncomfortable behavior. You're asking for more and more and more pain, more this, more that. He doesn't have that in him. Right. That's not what sex is to him. Because you were physically abused when you were a kid, it's now wired into you.

1:04:37 Adam Is that true, Crystal? Is it Crystal? Yeah. Number three, white trash name.

1:04:41 Drew There it is.

1:04:42 Adam Yeah, so were you abused as a child?

1:04:45 Caller Actually I was not.

1:04:47 Drew Nobody ever hit you.

1:04:49 Caller Nobody ever hit me.

1:04:51 Drew That doesn't fit.

1:04:52 Adam Where do you think you got this bondage fixation?

1:04:55 Caller Actually when I was 16, I was actually raped by one of my ex-boys.

1:05:00 Drew That's what you did. Alright, that's what I'm talking about. Somebody abused you physically and I'm sure there was something even before that that sort of triggered everything after the rape.

1:05:09 Caller There may have been, yeah.

1:05:10 Drew Yes. Okay, Grisel, that's where this comes from.

1:05:13 Adam Go ahead, Adam. Let me just put a finer point on it, ladies and gents, which is, guys, and people in general, I don't know, okay, here, I'm starting from a, I'm shaking my itch of sketch and starting with a-

1:05:27 Drew Start from the runaway, the runaway bride. It's that similar kind of crazy thinking that goes on in our society.

1:05:34 Adam Well, but here's what it is. As a sane person, as a normal person, you're constantly on the lookout for things that are different that may cause you harm. And I'll get to the point in a second. But what I mean is, as a human being, that's first and foremost, and it's built into your muscle fiber. And if you see someone that looks like they have a disease, you don't want to take a sip off their coke. And if you have a girlfriend that wants you to put a pitchfork in her ass, you realize something's up. Like, this person is troubled, and I'm uncomfortable being around this person. Your spidey sense as a human being tingles, as a sane human being.

1:06:15 Drew Although the male, the testosterone, overrides that sometimes.

1:06:19 Adam Right, but in general, when you're asking people to sort of participate, when you're asking sane people to participate in things that sort of damaged or screwed up people are into, they don't want to participate. It worries them. And that's what, that's what, Drew, I think that's what people react to. Not the part where, I don't want to get into the bondage thing, or I don't want to tie anyone up. What it is, is I don't want to dance to their crazy song.

1:06:47 Drew Don't know where this is going.

1:06:48 Adam This person is nutty, and they're kind of dragging me into it.

1:06:51 Drew Yeah, and who knows where this is going. Yeah.

1:06:54 Adam Right, but it's not really that you're not into whatever it is they want to do. You're not into being crazy, and they're crazy.

1:07:01 Caller Right.

1:07:03 Adam So that's where guys, and then you call those people up tight, but really all they're doing is going, look, I wasn't abused. I'm sane. I'm not in anything weird. And you're dragging me down this weird trail.

1:07:15 Drew Right, I mean, I just wanted to have sex. That's as good as it gets for me.

1:07:19 Caller It's any other form of addiction where the pain's not enough, you need it more, and you need it more until all of a sudden you are gonna get really, really hurt during sex and they're gonna make a Law and Order Episode about you.

1:07:29 Adam Now, Drew, how do you, and by the way, you know what my safe word is? Not breathing. I know it seems a little irresponsible. I play fast and loose. That's how I do it. No movement and no pulse. That's my safe word. It's an unspoken safe word, Drew. It's a secret safe word.

1:07:46 Drew So to speak.

1:07:47 Adam Only the paramedics know it. But Drew, what do you do with someone like this? Because if you keep going down the bondage road, it's you're just going to keep upping the ante.

1:07:57 Drew Well, she probably here's the deal. She probably has some post-traumatic stress from the rape and that triggered something from way back. She's unfinished business with that needs to realize that this is at least partially a manifestation of that. She will probably always be into this and that's fine. But to the extent that she indulges it, it takes away from the intimacy and it's a bad idea to go down that path regularly because it becomes all about the bondage then and not about the relationship.

1:08:21 Adam Right.

1:08:22 Drew So there you go.

1:08:22 Adam Alright.

1:08:22 Drew Alright. Good times. It takes all kinds. Oh, we gotta go and break.

1:08:26 Adam Alright. New Found Glory in studio tonight. Who are we gonna talk to when we come back, Drew?

1:08:32 Drew Well, it's your choice, Adam. We have someone who's interested in the band's sexual position preferences. We have Deanna whose vagina got torn by a giant penis. We've got a herpes and we've got painful intercourse. Which would you like?

1:08:44 Adam I'm gonna go Vagter.

1:08:46 Drew Vagter, yeah. And then the band. Band position. I knew you'd do that. And then herpes.

1:08:52 Adam Then write into a song.

1:08:53 Drew Oh, good. Oh, nice. Nice. Well done.

1:08:55 Adam Nice segue. All right. We'll take a little break. New Found Glory Studio Night. We'll be right back after this.

1:09:00 Caller Hello, this is your radio.

1:09:32 Drew I think I remember talking to you about that last time. Yeah.

1:09:36 Caller Three, two, one.

1:09:39 Adam Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm in New York City tonight. Dr. Drew back in Los Angeles with his pals, New Found Glory, Steve Ian and James, all in studio tonight. Catalyst, name of the CD, Andrew.

1:09:55 Drew Yeah. And we've got Diana waiting to talk to you, Adam. She's 21.

1:09:59 Caller Hello.

1:09:59 Adam Diana.

1:10:00 Caller Hi.

1:10:01 Caller Hey.

1:10:02 Caller Dirty Diana. Sorry.

1:10:04 Caller Thanks.

1:10:04 Caller Yeah.

1:10:04 Caller I've been living with that my whole life.

1:10:05 Thanks for everything.

1:10:08 Drew I don't know what he means.

1:10:09 Caller I had a sexual experience about a year ago with a long-term boyfriend that left me really traumatized today.

1:10:17 Caller Say that again.

1:10:17 Drew You had a what?

1:10:19 Caller I'm sorry. What?

1:10:19 Drew What happened?

1:10:20 Adam Traumatized. She had a sexual encounter with an old boyfriend.

1:10:23 Caller It wasn't crazy. It wasn't weird. We were just having sex and he was somewhat large. He just kind of flipped me over into this weird position and tore me, actually. My doctor said that I had a lesion and that I had to refrain from sexual activity for about a month and I did. I healed up and got better and it was fine, but the pain was still there. When we would try to have sex again, the pain was constantly there. I eventually went and saw a psychiatrist for additional reasons, but I had started to talk to her about this. I never really got advice out of her of what to do about it. She just kind of told me that it was all in my head, that I had to get over it by having him be very gentle and using lubrication and stuff like that.

1:11:16 Adam Well, are you still with this guy?

1:11:18 Caller No. The thing is, it kind of ruined our relationship. I couldn't bring myself to have sex with him for more than after a while. I was totally and completely uninterested.

1:11:27 Adam Well, let me say a few things. First off, I know it sounds horrible, but tearing a woman down there is on my list of cool things that a guy could do that you have to shrug off. It's kind of like killing a man in the ring. Like, on one hand, you don't want to talk about it. It brings up some bad memories. On the other hand, the guys around you think it's kind of cool.

1:11:49 Caller Because it's a slang. It's like, I'm going to tear you up. You know?

1:11:53 Caller It sounds, in theory, it sounds cool, but it's really not.

1:11:55 Caller No, I'm sure.

1:11:56 Caller Because we had the most incredible sex I've ever had in my life, and now I didn't want him to touch me after that, and I'm afraid I'm going to end up one of those crazy frigid old women.

1:12:07 Adam Do you have a new boyfriend?

1:12:08 Caller No. We just kind of became friends after a while, and we split pretty about three months ago.

1:12:13 Drew Do you have a history of sexual abuse?

1:12:15 Caller No, I do not.

1:12:16 Adam Do you have anything nutty about you that we need to know?

1:12:20 Caller I'd categorize myself as a pretty normal person.

1:12:23 Drew All right. All right.

1:12:25 Adam Okay, a couple of things. Hold on, Drew. The next guy, eventually you're going to get with somebody new?

1:12:31 Drew Oh, yeah.

1:12:31 Adam Yeah. Tell him, if you do, just the new guy, tell him you took a spill on a moped. Don't tell him this guy's huge door cracked in half.

1:12:44 Caller That's the worst thing you can say to somebody.

1:12:46 Adam It's such a bummer. I mean, you're just getting into it. She's like, you should know something. I was with a guy that was like a paint can, and this guy was tossing me around like a raggedy-an, and he split me in two. So if we could just take it slow.

1:12:58 Caller I've seen two doctors just to deal with this.

1:13:02 Adam I'd be like, the good news is I'm in you right now.

1:13:05 Drew You don't know. Deon, let's reason this out. After delivery of a child, women typically tear down there, right? Oh, good point. Or in fact, cut all the way through and through. And they are sewn up and heal up, and that's that. They don't have forever pain in the back part of the vagina because of that tear. It's a very resilient area. So why is it you're having persistent pain? I would, first of all, I would look very carefully, have a gynecologist really look into this very systematically.

1:13:34 Caller I had two people. I went and got a second opinion. I had a midwife look at me, and then I had my regular OBGYN.

1:13:40 Drew You need a gynecologist, a surgeon who's really skilled at looking at that area, not an obstetrician, straight gynecologist preferably, and to consider all the possibilities, maybe some nerve damage or some scarring left behind or something that could perhaps be repaired in that area. I suspect there may be something, but you got to remember that it's a resilient area and it shouldn't hurt. So it's possible it's all an emotional thing. It's possible, but I would look very carefully in there being something structural going on, OK?

1:14:09 Caller What do I do if it is in my head?

1:14:11 Drew Well, find a guy like that.

1:14:13 Adam Well, is there any reason, thank you Drew, thank you for sticking up for me. Is there any reason that anything we need to know? Any dads, you love your dad, everything's good, you were never abused?

1:14:25 Drew No physical abuse.

1:14:26 Caller No, the only thing, my daddy was never really there, so there was no guy around to physically abuse me. I mean, I'm sure I have daddy issues, but I failed to see where this has any, you know, anything to do with it.

1:14:40 Adam Listen, with chicks, problems with their car can be traced back to their dad in issues. I mean, what can't be traced back to your dad as a chick, Drew, you know what I'm saying?

1:14:53 Drew You make a point.

1:14:54 Adam I think it was, I think you made a very good point, though, in the childbirth situation, that all these women are back up on their vagina in no time.

1:15:03 Drew In two weeks, yeah, they're good to go.

1:15:05 Caller Right.

1:15:06 Drew So, let's hear about the banned sexual positions real quick here.

1:15:09 Adam Uh-oh.

1:15:09 Caller Okay.

1:15:11 Drew Karen, 22. Karen?

1:15:15 Caller Yeah.

1:15:15 Drew Here we go.

1:15:16 Adam What's up?

1:15:17 Caller Not much.

1:15:18 Drew Let's break it down.

1:15:19 Adam All right.

1:15:19 Drew Here we go.

1:15:20 Adam Here we go.

1:15:20 Drew Come on, Karen.

1:15:20 Adam Here we go now.

1:15:21 Drew Let's go.

1:15:25 Caller First, me, Karen, and Kenny, want to say hi to James and Steve?

1:15:32 Caller Oh, not Ian?

1:15:32 Caller Not Ian?

1:15:33 Caller Yeah.

1:15:34 Caller What's up, Ian?

1:15:35 Caller It's because Ian's the married one, right?

1:15:39 Caller Ian's married.

1:15:41 Caller Well, it's okay.

1:15:43 Caller It's okay.

1:15:44 Caller But everybody on the New-

1:15:47 Caller The Nothing Gold Can Stay Missing Board wanted me to say hi for them.

1:15:56 Caller What's going on?

1:15:57 Caller And I would like to know what your favorite sexual positions are.

1:16:04 Caller Which ones aren't they? I mean, they're all pretty cool.

1:16:07 New Found Glory Any way my wife's willing to give it to me, I'll take it. That's it?

1:16:12 Caller There are always specific ones.

1:16:14 Caller Yeah, there's-

1:16:15 Caller Everyone.

1:16:15 Caller Reverse cowgirl, regular cowgirl, you know, doggy style, but whatever. Consult the back of your local porn store video and that'll show you pretty much all- it'll list out the positions featured in that video and I like them all.

1:16:31 Drew Here is Denise, who's 31. Denise?

1:16:34 Adam Drew, I know your favorite position.

1:16:36 Drew What's that?

1:16:37 Adam Wheelbarrow.

1:16:38 Drew Wheelbarrow?

1:16:39 New Found Glory He likes the 59 and a half.

1:16:42 Adam Yeah. All right, one more question when we hear a New Found Glory song.

1:16:46 Drew Yes, sir. Denise?

1:16:48 Caller Hi.

1:16:48 Drew Yeah.

1:16:49 Caller Hey.

1:16:50 Caller Okay, I have a question for Dr. Drew. At 31, I've just recently noticed that my breasts don't really seem very proportioned anymore. I have one nipple that sits fairly lower than the other one, and I just want to know if that's common or not.

1:17:04 Drew Very common for there to be a different directionality, position, all kinds of asymmetries are terribly common. And plastic surgeons do repair that quite frequently. So if it's something you want to get repaired, I'm sure there's somebody ready to do it.

1:17:18 Caller Now, if I were thinking about getting that repaired, I've never had any kids yet, and if I do have kids then and want to breastfeed, would that hinder that?

1:17:27 Drew It depends what they need to do to repair it. Usually not. I mean, I'm certain they can find something that wouldn't hinder that. Let's put it that way.

1:17:33 Caller Okay.

1:17:34 Drew Okay.

1:17:35 Caller Wonderful, thank you.

1:17:36 Drew Classic surgeon.

1:17:37 Adam Yeah, thanks Denise. What, well that was easy. Drew, they would tell you if it was gonna affect breastfeeding, right? If you didn't have any kids.

1:17:46 Drew Especially when you ask that. Yeah.

1:17:48 Adam And what about implants don't affect breastfeeding, do they?

1:17:52 Drew They can somewhat sometimes, as I understand it, yeah. Really?

1:17:58 Adam How long should you breastfeed a child?

1:18:00 Drew Well, up to a year for sure, if you can handle it.

1:18:04 Adam How about in Europe, where they go to like 19 or 20?

1:18:07 Drew I think that's a bad idea.

1:18:08 Caller That's like in Norway and Finland and stuff though.

1:18:10 Drew Yeah, it's weird after a few years.

1:18:12 Caller It's just dark, they can never figure out what their kids look like.

1:18:14 Adam In Finland, like in Europe, like the guy pulls a cigarette out, has a hit off mom's boob, puts the cigarette back in, blows that around.

1:18:22 Caller Listening to Techno.

1:18:24 Adam Should we hear a, he's got the crazy frames on his glasses and his crazy shoes.

1:18:29 Caller But a really nice haircut.

1:18:31 Adam Yeah, yeah, we should hear a New Found Glory, Sondra.

1:18:35 Drew Indeed we should. How about we hear the one called I Don't Want to Know?

1:18:39 Adam Okay.

1:22:06 Drew New Found Glory, everybody. Adam, you still there?

1:22:09 Adam Yeah, I am. I was waiting for the applause.

1:22:12 Caller There it is, the golf clap.

1:22:14 Adam James, were you playing the keyboards on that?

1:22:16 Caller No, that's actually all strings.

1:22:18 Caller It's real orchestra.

1:22:19 Caller Yeah. Oh, that's all strings.

1:22:21 Caller But live, he does. But live, he actually has the samples for it.

1:22:25 Adam You got to put them real far apart.

1:22:27 Caller You know this.

1:22:29 Adam Yeah. Oh, this is...

1:22:31 Caller What is this?

1:22:32 Caller Sounds like my first recital when I was like six.

1:22:36 Adam Wow, that was all strings?

1:22:38 Caller Yeah. Well, wasn't it like Beck's dad that wrote the string part?

1:22:42 Caller Yeah.

1:22:43 Caller Wow, that was great. Yeah, it was like, I don't know Beck's real name, but his dad, Beck Sr., he's the guy that choreographed all the strings, not choreographed, but composed all the strings.

1:22:53 Adam Yeah, his name is Herschel Schwartz.

1:22:56 Caller So Herschel Schwartz the first.

1:22:59 Adam Wow, that is cool. Anyway, Drew.

1:23:02 Drew Yeah.

1:23:03 Adam We're gonna take ourselves a break. New Found Glory is in studio tonight. Who do we got next?

1:23:07 Drew Got more ladies with your special endowments.

1:23:12 Adam Oh, big jugs. Huge boobs. Nice. All right, big boobs. We'll take ourselves a quick break and we'll be right back after this. Dr. Drew Loveline.

1:23:22 Caller Wait, wait, wait.

1:23:24 Caller My hair, my hair.

1:23:25 Adam We'll be right back. Hey, everybody, it's Loveline. I'm Adam. That's Dr. Drew. I'm in New York City tonight, where it's almost 3 in the morning.

1:23:48 Drew Nice.

1:23:49 Adam New Found Glory in studio tonight.

1:23:54 Drew What time does your day start in the morning?

1:23:56 Adam Ian and James. It doesn't. I get to sleep.

1:23:59 Drew All day. All right. I mean, you have no obligation tomorrow.

1:24:04 Adam No, I mean, I get up, and, you know, I hit the gym, I work with retarded kids, and I pray.

1:24:10 Drew Okay, good.

1:24:11 Adam But other than that, and, you know, the Fleet Enema. I do it 6 a.m. every morning.

1:24:16 Caller There's good delis in New York. You can go eat at a deli.

1:24:18 Adam Yeah. Yeah, but don't ask for salsa. They get angry.

1:24:23 Caller Don't ask for anything non-culture.

1:24:25 Adam And, you know, they don't say omelet. They say amolette. It's real attractive.

1:24:30 Caller And would have.

1:24:32 Adam I had a, Drew, was I telling you about this years ago, which is sort of, New York has a little faster pace than LA. Like in LA, when the waiter comes by the table, you can think and ask questions about what's on the menu and stuff like that.

1:24:46 Drew Not in New York.

1:24:48 Adam New York, they just yell at you. But I was sitting next to a table in a deli a few years ago in New York and they dropped the food off. I just overheard this conversation between the waitress and the guy who got the sandwich. And he's like, there's mayonnaise on this sandwich. And she's like, yeah, so? And he's like, I said no mayonnaise. And she said, you didn't say no mayonnaise. And she said, he said, I said no mayonnaise. And she looked for a minute and said, just eat the sandwich. And I thought, that's really New York. Because they would never say, just eat the sandwich in LA. In LA, they bring the sandwich back, they'd blow a snot rocket on it and they give it, they give you a new one with a snot rocket on it, no mayonnaise. But they would never just go, just eat the sandwich. Like, it was sort of like, listen, buddy, you're going to go to lunch tomorrow, too, and the next day after that. They don't all have to be perfect. Just eat the goddamn sandwich and we're going to all go home.

1:25:39 Drew That's New York for you.

1:25:40 Adam That was awesome. Yep. All right, Drew, what do we got here?

1:25:43 Drew We have boobs? Yeah, let's do that. Jessica 22.

1:25:46 Caller Yeah. Hi. What's happening? I just had questions concerning breast reduction as far as breastfeeding in the future. So when I want to have kids one of these days, and then back problems. I have chronic back pain. I have had back surgery in the past, and would a breast reduction greatly decrease my back pain?

1:26:08 Drew Where is your back pain?

1:26:10 Caller Lower back pain, and then I have the vertebrae that are even with my breast. There's within five vertebrae, I have three pinched nerves. Really? From your boobs?

1:26:24 Caller Will the insurance cover a reduction?

1:26:26 Caller Well, the boob insurance.

1:26:27 Drew Hang on, this is all...

1:26:28 Caller I think it should. I think it does.

1:26:30 Drew Now, what about the surgery? What kind of surgery?

1:26:32 Adam By the way, hold on. Hold on a second. You're suspicious. If I had huge boobs, I would have them insured by Lloyds of London, like a starlet gets her legs insured.

1:26:42 Drew Against reductions.

1:26:44 Adam Against reductions, yes.

1:26:45 Caller Not that great.

1:26:47 Adam Well, let me ask some poignant questions that I may sum it up later on in my hotel room in about a minute. That's cool with you?

1:26:57 Caller In-room entertainment.

1:26:58 Adam Yeah.

1:26:59 Caller Go for it.

1:27:00 Adam All right. You're 22.

1:27:02 Caller Yeah.

1:27:03 Adam What cup size are you?

1:27:05 Caller They're double D, 36 double D.

1:27:08 Adam How big is the rest of you?

1:27:10 Caller I weigh 140 pounds.

1:27:12 Adam How tall are you?

1:27:14 Caller I'm 5'6.

1:27:16 Adam Mm-hmm.

1:27:17 Caller I'm a big fan for my body.

1:27:19 Adam They're big for your body, but you-

1:27:20 Caller Yeah, I'm an athletic, play soccer and stuff. That was the first reason for the- The first back surgery that I had was just too much soccer.

1:27:28 Adam First back surgery. Yeah. Now, Drew, do people just do 20-year-olds? I know she's 22 now, but I'm guessing she had the back surgery a year or so ago.

1:27:37 Caller I was 17. I had a herniated disc in my lumbar area.

1:27:42 Adam How can you do that from playing soccer at 17?

1:27:45 Caller I played goalie since I was 6 years old, and the doctors were involved with it as well. They said that they just assumed, I mean, I hadn't been in any car accidents or anything, and they just assumed that it was from playing goalie my whole life.

1:27:56 Drew Well, Jessica, that problem is basically not operated on, so I don't understand why they operated on the ruptured disc. They don't really.

1:28:04 Caller It was hitting a nerve that went down my leg, and they did a reaction test.

1:28:11 Drew Yeah, I know, but those are not operated on. They get better by themselves.

1:28:14 New Found Glory I actually have a herniated disc also, and I would never get surgery on it, because when they put it back together, they kind of injure two separate parts to put it together.

1:28:23 Drew Right, you end up with more trouble than you started with. So that's not operated on. So why did they do the operation?

1:28:28 Caller Well, they said when I went to the doctor, they would put pressure on my foot and say resist the pressure, and I wouldn't be able to.

1:28:36 Drew Ah, okay.

1:28:37 Caller The disc that was hitting the nerve that went down my foot.

1:28:39 Drew That is the one indication for the surgery, is when you start having motor dysfunction. If you start getting weakness in your leg, they will do the surgery then, because you can have permanent motor dysfunction then. All right, so that's why you had it.

1:28:50 Caller I probably wouldn't be able to walk or get myself up.

1:28:53 Drew All right, there you go. So that's why you had it.

1:28:55 New Found Glory You should try to go to a chiropractor and get something they call bio-freeze, which is kind of like an icy hot sort of stuff, but it's cold and they don't sell it over the counter, and that's what I use on my back, because I have a lot of back problems as well, and it seems to help me a lot.

1:29:09 Drew But the motor dysfunction is actually an emergency. So that's why I'm sure they took you off right away for that. That's a different thing. That is a problem. And then, but really that's not what we're talking about with the boob thing.

1:29:25 Caller No, no.

1:29:26 Caller That was just a prior surgery, so I've been to surgery, I don't really like surgery, but I don't think anyone does, but I was wondering if I do get the best reduction as far as I have those three pinched nerves in my upper back now, will that help the pain? Having a breast reduction, if I was planning on going through...

1:29:46 Drew Probably, but I would stop thinking about what's going on in your upper back as something in any way related to what went on in your lower back. Stop thinking about it as pinched nerves.

1:29:54 Caller Oh, it's not at all.

1:29:55 Caller I know that.

1:29:57 Drew You've got back issues from soccer and from the weight of the breast, perhaps. But again, why don't you do physical therapy or chiropractic and do more benign kinds of interventions, managements to try to get this thing strengthened. Pilates, there's all kinds of things you can do to strengthen those muscles short of coming out of the knife again.

1:30:16 Caller Yeah, I've tried all of that. I've gone to chiropractor. Chiropractor is a B-time physical therapy as well. I have really good insurance. But I'm a student and a server and I play soccer and so they all basically tell me after a few weeks that they can't help me unless I take time off of that.

1:30:31 New Found Glory Alright, well there you go. Try the bio freeze.

1:30:34 Drew Here we go.

1:30:34 Adam Yeah, eat some of that bio freeze.

1:30:36 Drew Real quickly, the boys want to talk to Barb. It's 27. Barb?

1:30:40 Caller Hi.

1:30:41 Drew You just got a couple minutes here. What's up?

1:30:43 Caller Me and my boyfriend had anal sex for the first time today and I was just wondering him coming and me.

1:30:49 Caller I knew the claps were coming.

1:30:52 Adam I want to give a quick plug, you know I do some work.

1:30:55 Caller Quick plug.

1:30:58 Adam I do some work for Vermont Teddy Bear.

1:31:00 Drew Yeah, yeah.

1:31:01 Adam Yeah, they're coming out with your first anal there. And she's gonna, I'm just saying you're gonna get a surprise in the mail very soon young lady.

1:31:11 Caller That's awesome.

1:31:12 Drew What do those pajamas look like?

1:31:14 New Found Glory You don't want to know, you don't want to know.

1:31:17 Drew All right, so Barb, can that cause any trouble? Well, if he has an infectious disease to transmit, that's how it's transmitted, particularly the viral STDs like hepatitis or HIV, that's really the only serious concern people have with that.

1:31:31 Adam Yeah.

1:31:31 Caller So if it continues, then it's not gonna be, you know, big issue or whatever.

1:31:36 Drew If he's without any problems, it's not gonna be a big issue.

1:31:39 Adam Is he, is he gonna, yeah, no condom?

1:31:42 Drew Yeah, right. What about a condom?

1:31:45 Caller No, we didn't use that.

1:31:46 Drew Yeah, and the fact that he ejaculated is really not so much the problem, it's really with the trauma to that area and what that will mean to you down the line when you're an older woman. Yeah, bad times.

1:31:57 Adam All right, well, does he, does he have to, you know, can you guys, you know, just keep it to like Easter and Christmas or?

1:32:05 Caller Where does it go if he finishes inside of her?

1:32:08 Caller What's that?

1:32:09 Drew It comes out eventually.

1:32:10 Caller Yeah, it makes his way to hell.

1:32:12 Caller It dries itself.

1:32:13 Caller What's the nature of this?

1:32:15 Adam That's one of those questions like, why is the sky blue? You know, daddy, when, when, when a guy busts a nut in a chick's ass, where does it go?

1:32:25 Caller And that's an honest question.

1:32:26 Drew Well, son, you mean a blood nut or?

1:32:29 Caller Yeah, so you learned a new word today.

1:32:32 Adam Let's say I busted a blood nut in Sally's ass. Where would it go?

1:32:37 Drew All right, we got to take a break.

1:32:38 Caller This has gotten amazing.

1:32:40 Adam All right, this is disgusting. New Found Glory in studio. We'll be right back after this. Well, that's the show, y'all. Thanks for hanging in. We'll be back tomorrow night. And also, I should say that Be Real is gonna be in from Cybersale.

1:33:32 Drew Wednesday night. Wednesday.

1:33:33 Adam Wednesday night, yes, yes. Steve, Ian, James, thanks very much for coming in tonight.

1:33:39 Caller Thank you. Thanks for having us. Thank you for coming.

1:33:40 New Found Glory Thank you.

1:33:41 Adam Newfound glory, everyone. Catalyst CD, House of Blues. Tomorrow, Wednesday, Sunset, and then Anaheim, Thursday and Friday. And until next time, this is Adam Corolla for Dr. Drew saying, Mahala.

1:33:55 New Found Glory This has been Loveline.

1:33:59 Adam The opinions expressed on this show are not necessarily those of the staff, management, sponsors, or this station. The producer for Loveline is Aningold. Loveline is a presentation of Westwood One Entertainment.

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